The Reservoire Koramangala Meetup

[mortal onyx]

[normal snow]

@crazy god mario guy too

[twin verge]

Mario guy

@mortal onyx With how much you make, you should be sponsoring the full bill fmker

[mortal onyx]

tf mfer

[normal snow]

The one who ordered pays for it.

[mortal onyx]

there are many people who have generational wealth here

[twin verge]

I just received a DM from Android that he will gladly pay the entire bill amount to Baddie

[mortal onyx]

oooko anna nuvvu

[twin verge]

We're good, guys

[mortal onyx]

[dire reef]

seconded

[twin verge]

||This is sarcasm, y'all are gonna pay||

[dire reef]

love you @mortal onyx come to all future meetups

[dire reef]

dammit

[twin verge]

Bhai ab vo nahi aane wala

[mortal onyx]

[dire reef]

bhai ka address nikalo kaise nahi aayega hum bhi dekhenge

[twin verge]

Aye don't turn Bangalore Hoods to Collections department

[mortal onyx]

lmaooo

anyways i wont be attending any event for like 4 months

[dire reef]

okok

[mortal onyx]

so this saturday will be the last time we can meet

[dire reef]

anyways i had one budweiser add that to my tab

[mortal onyx]

aajao ppl to kora again

[bold moat]

bro make an excel sheet @normal snow

split tax and service charge also

[twin verge]

Doing that already

Reservation cost + the tea cost will be added too

And don't forget the Water bottle cost

[twin verge]

This Sat? Bet

[dire reef]

everyone drank water

so equal share pls

[twin verge]

[normal snow]

I drank reservoire wotah

[dire reef]

what

from where

[normal snow]

On the table

With their name on it

[bold moat]

haa sab kuch add karo

[normal snow]

Sugar water ka bhi

[bold moat]

sugar water ?

[normal snow]

Woh tea ka baath Kar raha hu mein

[bold moat]

ohhkay

[twin verge]

@mortal onyx

[mortal onyx]

kya hua

i didnt have water or tea

[twin verge]

Whoever type below pays the full bill

[mortal onyx]

just alcohol

[mortal onyx]

u bich

[twin verge]

@mortal onyx Thank you for sponsoring the bill

[twin verge]

[dire reef]

brother is getting roasted left and right

[twin verge]

He said he wanted to get ragged so we're officially inducting him

[leaden ridge]

I have do idea

Noctis why did you paid for service charge??

Dang they didn’t add coke innit?

[normal snow]

HAHAHAHH

Nimbu coke

Oh wait nimbu diet coke

[dire reef]

alright @mortal onyx you know the drill, give us intro

brother dipped we'll get him on saturday

[twin verge]

@normal snow Alcohol split (369) Food (329) Tea (37)
@dire reef Alcohol split (273) Food (329) Tea (37)
@android.siya Alcohol split (902) Food (329)
@heavy badger Alcohol split (429) Food (329)

[twin verge]

@mortal onyx

[mortal onyx]

bro add martini to puggu

😭

[bold moat]

Food split comes down to 350 only ? @normal snow

[twin verge]

@leaden ridge @bold moat @heady iris @sleek widget Food split is 329

[twin verge]

329

[bold moat]

cool

[twin verge]

@eternal kite

[dire reef]

i distinctly remember you telling her to drink it freely and that you'll pay for it no problem

are you not a man of your word

[mortal onyx]

lmaooooooo

stop lying

hehe

anyways its fine

[dire reef]

brother i wasnt drunk

[mortal onyx]

ill pay

[dire reef]

[twin verge]

@bold moat @eternal kite Please add 37 to your food split for the tea

[twin verge]

366

@bold moat Bhai tu name change kar, idhar dimaag ghum gaya tag karte karte

Please send your shares to @normal snow

Everyone

[twin verge]

Same I have it on video @mortal onyx

[dire reef]

brother needs to be held accountable

[bold moat]

[twin verge]

I thought you left the server again

[bold moat]

should I ?

[twin verge]

Gae if you do

[dire reef]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-marvel-simple-spell-unbreakable-gif-14530077

[dire reef]

how to pay

[bold moat]

gpay sab jagah chalta hai

[normal snow]

I paid the bill so y'all can send it to me.

[heady iris]

Dont add that salad Hilea ordered

And there was another dish

[bold moat]

Bruh dm your upi

[heady iris]

Wth sid

[dire reef]

qr code pls

[bold moat]

oops you found out

[leaden ridge]

Yes all lotus petal digested

[bold moat]

it must be in the river by now

[leaden ridge]

Please share the pic of food bill as well

[twin verge]

Final amounts are calculated after a 26% that was applied through Zomato

Both food and alcohol

[leaden ridge]

Noctis service charge ku diya bhaiiii

😭😭😭😭

[bold moat]

cool 26% discount

[twin verge]

Pay kardiya tha yaar, everyone was in a rush to leave for dancing 😭

Phaltu ka service charge pay kiya hai

[leaden ridge]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[twin verge]

Yep

[bold moat]

aapko tab bolna chahie tha

[twin verge]

It's okay, ab jo hogya so gaya

[leaden ridge]

Main woha nhi thi

I left early

[twin verge]

They've charged hefty service charge on both food and alcohol bills

[leaden ridge]

Gajni

[bold moat]

we all have 10 iq

[bold moat]

ganji

[twin verge]

I'll keep in mind to remind it next time, I did it in Bamey's but idhar rush mei bhul gaya

[leaden ridge]

Haan yaar too much we could have reduced more

[heady iris]

Aur noctis maine ek do veg item nhi khaya hai

[bold moat]

voh apka fault

[heady iris]

No manchurian no cheese ball @twin verge

[twin verge]

Behen you devoured half the plate of Lotus Stems both times

[heady iris]

🤣 atleast read what I wrote

[twin verge]

[twin verge]

Abhi padha

[heady iris]

Haa malum hai bunty tera sabun slow hia

[bold moat]

@heady iris pizza khaya tha

[heady iris]

Pizza nhi likha

[bold moat]

yaar split hoke jyada difference nahi aata

[heady iris]

Turu

[bold moat]

you said ek bhi veg item nai khaya

[twin verge]

Let's redo the food split

[normal snow]

amen to this

[heady iris]

Sorry 🤣

Ew to the service charge tho

[leaden ridge]

Whom i need to pay

[dire reef]

@normal snow

[leaden ridge]

GUYS DO NOT PAY ANYTHING TO BADDIE NOW, WE ARE GOING TO RECALCULATE THE BILL AND LET YOU KNOW BY TONIGHT.

Thanks

[twin verge]

Bhejdiya already

[leaden ridge]

Arey

Ruko sab

[bold moat]

i knew it

😂

[dire reef]

already paid

[normal snow]

https://tenor.com/view/money-breaking-bad-sleep-on-money-lay-on-money-money-pile-gif-5382667

[twin verge]

I am not paying anything extra, if it goes over pay me back

[dire reef]

same

[twin verge]

It'll be less for a lot of people

Good luck to the ones who ordered Mojitos for 220

And full items

[dire reef]

people paid 220 for virgin mojitos?

isnt it just lime soda

[twin verge]

Hell yeah, I get it for 30 near my house

[dire reef]

a fool and his money are soon parted

[normal snow]

https://tenor.com/view/counting-money-curtis-james-jackson-iii-50cent-21questions-tons-of-money-gif-17901364

[leaden ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/catpopo-gif-14363104828101683866

[bold moat]

@normal snow do the split aaram se
prioritise your work

[normal snow]

Ive done my work ,

Morning 6'o clock ka shift hai, wrapped up by 15.00

[bold moat]

Thank you for your support
Looking forward to hearing from you

Regards

[normal snow]

Wahhh HAHAHA

[leaden ridge]

Jada kuch nhi bolungi warna ban ho jaungi

[normal snow]

[tranquil basin]

Android is veg
iPhone is nonveg

[eternal kite]

I got a virgin mojito, where is dat boi

[tranquil basin]

that Mone is not coming back

[twin verge]

Updated Total for Each Individual (Rounded)

1. Android

   • Discounted Total: 329.3 → 329

2. Baddie

   • Discounted Total: 345.58 → 346

3. Pugguke

   • Discounted Total: 238.28 → 238

4. Sid

   • Discounted Total: 329.3 → 366

5. Proto

   • Discounted Total: 296 → 333

6. Zyrixqe

   • Discounted Total: 547.6 → 585

7. Kid

   • Discounted Total: 358.16 → 358

8. Noctis

   • Discounted Total: 296 → 333

9. Khaleesi

   • Discounted Total: 153.18 → 153

10. Hilea

    • Discounted Total: 148.74 → 149

11. Tango

    • Discounted Total: 152.44 → 152

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Courtesy of @oblique oyster

[rain mantle]

To much precise calculation

[oblique oyster]

all thanks to @normal snow @twin verge @leaden ridge for making the list
tough work i could never do thatt

[twin verge]

Alcohol split

@normal snow Alcohol split (369) Tea (37)
@dire reef Alcohol split (273) Tea (37)
@android.siya Alcohol split (902)
@heavy badger Alcohol split (429)

[twin verge]

@mortal onyx

[twin verge]

@bold moat @dire reef @eternal kite @heady iris

[twin verge]

@sleek widget

[twin verge]

[sleek widget]

Pay where?

[leaden ridge]

Gimme

[sleek widget]

No u

[leaden ridge]

😈

[sleek widget]

[leaden ridge]

Gimme

[sleek widget]

You accept COD?

[dire reef]

i gave almost same so no difference for me

[leaden ridge]

Never hesitate to give me also

[bold moat]

Stoopid peoples

[leaden ridge]

Online transactions

[leaden ridge]

Tune ghas bhi khaye the

[bold moat]

?afk washing hands

[hasty heart]

@bold moat I set your AFK: washing hands

[dire reef]

[hasty heart]

sid the kid 😇 is AFK: washing hands - a few seconds ago

[normal snow]

Damn I can't send it

[hasty heart]

Noctis The Meetup Clerk is AFK: Busy - 2 minutes ago

[bold moat]

I just finished

Dinner

[normal snow]

Damn sid

You were the smelly one

[leaden ridge]

[dire reef]

Bunty Tera saabun slow he kya

[tranquil basin]

Wow, natsu good at math

[tranquil basin]

Wut lol

Why?

[normal snow]

||you won't know||

[tranquil basin]

No, tell meeee.

[normal snow]

Both food and alcohol amounts are settled.

[hasty heart]

Noctis The Meetup Man is AFK: Hustle - 19 hours ago

[normal snow]

[leaden ridge]

Okay transfer it to my account now

[normal snow]

[leaden ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/money-hand-it-please-broke-gif-25043979

[normal snow]

[leaden ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-funny-cat-cat-angry-face-angry-cat-gif-2739043299162130322

[normal snow]

[bold moat]