#Haryanvi Hoods Laadle
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Ram ram bhai saryane
Jai hentai

JAI BAJRANG DAL
💪
Gend maar do chat room ka
System phaad denge 
NOTE CHAPPAN DI MACHINEEE
Dhanda Nyoniwala spam
SABKI BAJA DU BEENNNN
@short epoch @silent elk zinda hojo pherse
bshdhdieowoeojfir
Rjeiriririeididifffie
Ensnakeieoeososoos
SIDDHU CHOOCHE WALA
MERA NAME KYUHAI
Everyone tag kardu kya
RAM RAM BHAIYON SAREYANE
@everyone

amazing
Galat sidhu aagya
Chussa maar da hai tha tha gabru jawan da
REPLACEMENT WITH CHOOCHE WHAT DO U WANT ELSE TAN THAT
@mighty oyster 
OYE MUMMY KO HI NI BOLI TUJHE AA
haryanvi from meesho
I'm hotter than yamate
Nahi chaiye koi bhai
Congressi
zOHRAN MAMDANI BHI MERA


Aap ko bhi aloo daal ke sona nikaalna hai?
@chrome herald chinal bhai
Hoemi ne bawaal macha diya
Recharge sbko kese pta
Bhai recharge nahi hua
gaane gao bhai

koi ni, kisi ka to hua
🤣 🤣
Abe mith ne hi idea diya tha na
Kuch or hogya kisi ka
Arey haan
Life me pehli baar kisi launde ka nnn tudwa diya
Vc pe jab hum the 8 bje
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Kya husan hai tumhara
Gazab bhai
Aapki bra pic bhejti hu

Aapko*
XO ki
Rule no 1 always work - never trust mirror selfies
Dd tha bhai
Yes
3.2 DD tha wo

Do na do na
🤣
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
Sulado

ME BHI HARYANVI 
Dhokha to vo deti thi 
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*

bhakk me haryanvi
billo bagge billeya daagi karengi

We understand why you'd want to be haryanvi
yon yon 
and why's that
cuz usme property ke matter me maze bhot ate h
Yeysysys
Audio Message Transcription: Tudo nele.
Audio Message Transcription: और बाद में मुझे दे दी और तेरे को advice थी पूरी ज़िंदगी काम आएगी.

lessgo
Lessgooo nitro is still on
Audio Message Transcription: हां यह बंदा ना गरीब है, जिसके पास है नहीं पैसे.
mereko ek cig 
Audio Message Transcription: तो तू भी तो गरीब है तेरे पास भी तो नहीं है.
mere wale lighter se jalana but
Audio Message Transcription: तभी तो Kadfress कर रहा हूं mobile के recharge के लिए.
Audio Message Transcription: भाई तुझे पता है मुझे आज सुबह को notification आई कि यह मेरा recharge दो दिन में खत्म हो जाएगा, तब तक मुझे एक show के daddy ढूंढना है.
🤣🤣 arey bhaii
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
Bc same 🤣
Mera bhi is week khatam hone wala hai
leke aao

Audio Message Transcription: एक तो बहनशूद call करो ना. Airtel वाले बोलते हैं भाई हर call से पहले कि recharge खत्म होने वाला है आपका. लिया भाई.
Audio Message Transcription: भाई हम दोनों दूसरे के recharge पर ही वन जाते हैं. आप मेरा recharge कर दो, मैं आपका कर दूंगी उसके बाद.
Audio Message Transcription: भाई तुझे पता है मेरे case में तो वह एक ही बार ही बोलते हैं. एक दिन में एक बार बता देते हैं.
khudka karle ye kya hera pheri he
Audio Message Transcription: देख मैं तेरा इक्कीस का recharge कर देता हूं, तो मेरा आठ सौ चौरानवे का कर दे वह दो GB unlimited calls, unlimited messages, 24 days वाला.
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
Kaunsa carrier hai tera
tj 
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
yes bro
Audio Message Transcription: भाई होमी लड़कियों को छेड़ना बंद करो आप.
billo bagge billeya daagi karegi
Bc kaan se khoon aa gaya sunke
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 🤣 Abey

FUC
this emote reminds me of @chrome herald bhai 
Voh paka kisi terrorist organisation ke lie kaam karta h
Chud gya mera chatroom
bhai ko dc strike mili thi kal
pata nhi
lolllll
harayana hai chore
Ke dolliya pe tattoo

@burnt zenith
choreyy
tattoo?
Tattoo
Ico bhai 
@lime cairn noty hora
noty noty
🤣 🤣 🤣
noty noty
Isse aaj subah hi maine baat ki
Mujhe kisine yaha bulaya
Iss @little breach se toh zyada haryanvi londa mai hun
lmao

Mene
Fir raho aap ithar
boliye saheb



pitn k mood mee hai k
Aa gaya 🤣🤣
BHAI
aap hyderabadie ho kya
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
lol nahi

Ice cream khilaayega ye hoemi
Hyderabadie is insane xD






Or bhai abhay
Mu me dedunga ice cream
Hoemi bhai icecream chusna hai?
Yus, anything for ice cream
Tu peetega re
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
hydrabaddie to apni @short epoch hai
i luv icecream more than anything 🎀

hoemi bhai ice cream deta hu aaja
Kulfi khilayega hoemi
sala catfish

htt
@elfin spoke ice cream khaoge janeman?
Noice
latth baajega
Mai ovulate kar rahi hun
Merko ice cream khila do
Aand bhaat
Hero banau k chore

aapki shaadi ho gyi?🤣😂😂
Ajao chuslo
haryana hood mee chori kya krr rhii hai bhai
Ho jayegi soon
Recharge hone se pehle

hmare chore chori se kam he ke?
vo Banda bhenchow
haryana hoods k "kitchen" channel mee bheoj choriyo ko
Hoemi is chori roop londa
🤏
Audio Message Transcription: Sure.

Import krate hai hum dusre states se up bihar odisha jharkhand manipur
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*

iske kya keeda hai bhai
Hahahah
||Abey
||
ek din bahut buri tare se pitega bhai tu
pls discipline me mr discipliner @little breach
Tum to apna bhai ho
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*
Bhai haryanvi chori hai tu ye kya submissive hori

Prami bhai kese ho
chora hai bhai vo
haaa 
dont kinkshame
Audio Message Transcription: भाई अब तू देखिए तू तो गया साले.
theek bhai, aap kaise ho
Pata hai merko chhotu
hiv+ hai bechar, kuch din ka mehmaan

Bdhiya mein bhi
Kesa chlra hai ghar parivaar
pervy veg
ab non veg hoga uske sath
ghar toh chal rha isliye kyuki mai nhi chala rha 
;boo
You are not the owner of the bot!
Audio Message Transcription: ओ एक बार v page कहां भाग गया? भाग बेटा इधर आ.
bhai choriyaan hi hai idhar too 
pervy ko non veg khilayegi ye
Pervy veg ko non veg khilaao
kon chori
mere name se zyada meethi to apko aawaz hai 

Audio Message Transcription: Jū dod, zaēg, jā!
Gay
Chhee
sab toh chore hai
bhai ya too has le, ya bol le
Hum dono se bada chora koun hoga
Oh sadde pure pind ne teri maari
haina
Audio Message Transcription: *whispering back in silence*

Pervy veg ko Non veg cheeze offer hori
bhai tujhe texting nhi ati kya

Us bechari ke pass ek hi angutha hai
Audio Message Transcription: भाई पहली बार तो मैंने please किस लिए बोला फिर? बुलाने के लिए ही बोला था. नहीं बुलाए इसलिए तो बोलूं बुला लो.
Ni ati hai
Raat ko ajana

yaha alag ulta situation chal rha he
@rapid bluff mna krr rha, bol rha private vc hai kisi aur ko nhi bulana
@rapid bluff aisa kya karre sho
I think i entered here in the wrong time
@simple temple bhai vc hi join kar le 🤣
bhai ap kitni cute aurat ho
wrong hole 
Isko mod kisne banaya rey
aap join karo mai aapke piche piche
Maine hi,ab taras raha hu
Har server me ek aisa mod hota hai
Piche nahi bhai please 
yaha ka to pata lag gaya
Hahahaha
Wait we have @north umbra
are aapse zyada nahi 
Wet and wide
blush
ye offline he?
Intern mod he is
Abey Sunday subah subah kinky hore ye log
i like a small petite

sab ye sawal kyu puch rahe hai
O yes mommy
@lime cairn kholo pant
Mujhe fun flips ka packet khareed do
And I'm all yours
lol
more blush
uska bhi kaat doge kya
thoda sharam karlo yeh harkate karne se pehle
where my sharam at?
tujhe hi pata hoga
@north umbra come back
Da fu
kya hui
Koi baat nahi hota hai 
Aaj ka kya plan hai
aajao chhole bhature khilata hoon me
He asked me where my shwaram at
i expected a kitten to pop out 
Thailand moment ho gaya
ara 😂
Thai aur land

Thailand jana hai yaar
.
New year pe
kal internals , wby?
Gussa kyu hori ho 
Chill karo
||rock||star
woh gusse ka emoji thodi hai 
Kuch nahi bss betha hu free
Tumhare kitne internals hote hai bhai 
accha sunday hai chill karo
mera 2 aur ek sem exams 
guitar 🎸
Bhai 18+ chat nahi hai
isko mod kisne bnaya hai bhai
Kya karu ab bhai 
demote
Isse niche koi post nahi hai
sori
isko mute karo koi
Mein dono ko mute kar dunga ab
BHAI YEH GALAT HAI
rules are rules
shawarma ne kia toh thik tha 💔
Delete them
woh mod he
@random jasper iss shaw ko qa kardo
Harqate kyu krta hai 
bhai iska naam to abhi notice kiya maine 
aise gandi gandi gifs bhejoge to aisa hi hoga
?
jaa rey
agar mai mod ban jau (vese koi ni banayega) toh kua chat mE smoKing alloOwed h
guitar Baja rha hai bhai ladki ke saamne vo
change krle bhai 
hn bilkul
isme ganda kya hai

🤰

Maan hi ni rha toh kya karu
bechara
Is this true
pyaar ek dhokha he
chawal se banta dhokla hai
Big boss
raipur me cigarette ka koka he
big boss hi band kardena chahiye
chat
chutiya tv show
apma dhyaan rakhna
aap vi
me to sabka rakhta hu
par mera koi nahi rakhta 
Bangalore waale unsafe ho jayenge aaj
Aap ladke ho?
batman ki sakht zarurat
sab to yahi sochte hai
Mainenahi socha

aap catfish man ho
thank u 
me nahi maanta
Toh kya ho app
Ab maan gye?
honda karizma
🤰
haina mai bhi mar gyi
@north umbra bhai count your days
One of us one of us
my bad gng 
🤣🤣

Ye m kaha agya
harayana me aapka swagat hai
@rapid bluff bhai welcome karo bhai ka

No bye
y bye


U hate me
i don't 😔
Haryanvi hoods ❎
Huda City centre ✅
Good morning 
I don’t hate you 
bol
Ha bhai
Haryanvi hoods ❎
Huda City centre ✅
haryana ke chorre ya te dolle aa te tattoo

Ben ka sot
@bitter nymph:
https://instagramez.com/reel/DP8a2UAEpto/
@rapid bluff @olive swift @chrome herald @elfin spoke @hardy aspen
@north umbra
Link nahi chalea
Chlra
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bigboss teri 🤣🤣🤣
bc 🤣
Nahi chal rha link 

Chlo cafe chud gya
Idar tho hindi m hi baat hogi

Delhi m bomb blast hua sab english m baat krne lag gye ky


Idher to haryanvi chalegi laadle
Filter phaad denge angrezo ki
Lgta h high alert m chat ko m english krdi
Bss aaj mood badal gya
Bhai ke kya ho raha
Jai jaat 
Ye kya kya dekhna hai abhi
Complaints aari thi bhot
Bc yahi @chrome herald ko gaali dunga ab
🤣🤣🤣
Haan 🤣🤣
Muje kyu toda 🤣
Paisa to yahi hai
Kon maar raha itni sadi complaint bhai
Ladki nachwayenge ab yaha
Arey wah
Vc tak me english bol rahe jab koi bol raha usko hindi nahi aati
Tere ko hi nachayega wo
Management chud gyi firse 🤣
Abey 🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Bc yahi cafe apna ab se
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bc ye skull cool hai

abey


kya laadle
Bkl mazaa aa raha @north umbra ?
gaanmasti to dekho
Bhai mute ab chinaal bolne par
M raat m aaunga😂✌️
vc ?
Bc abhi tak meeting me hu
ara bc
Production issue hai
ong
Code production me phata hai aur gaand idhar
hello
You came back before time good sir
Your bio sir
oh thats yes because of some important work
Understood
Actually I am finding audience for my own messenger app
@river lake name all pokemon
it is like whatsapp
......
WhatsApp but without two way encryption
no it have e2ee
with signal protcol method
lmao
if you need more information I can give
I know why you are joking like it because most of people make the UI like whatsapp and says I have made whatsapp
but my UI is so different but the privacy functionality is same as whatsapp for messages
Miss the encryption protocols
Ok I have that too

And then complain nobody's using
already doing signal protocol
abe us emote ko yaha add karte hain
🤡
i don't even trust my mobile application developer friends anymore
English m baat

Anyone want to try it
You can create your chat room
every time they send one app which makes moaning sound and you can't turn it off
Them appium testers also useless
yes like whatsapp , you can add friends which creates room with him automatically like whatsapp
in whatsapp we need contacts but in my there is friends username system
like discord
I'm asking you to create a chat room so that you can gather interested users
oh
Kro kro
#1019828211355504680
Ye kya hai, baune ka kankaal?
post images and videos if you want
you want to try it? can I share here? actually it is also available in play store publically
you can also search and find it on top
bihari ka skull hai, mene danda mara sar par
Abe bokasoda
Ok
@north umbra dinner karke aaunga
theek hai
pokefan_0001 was unmuted.
yes?
did you get automodded or sm?
it is due to I paste a long para for message in chat room so it bans me for a too many emoji reason
yeah attachment
keep it less than 5 emoji
I have done now by removing some emojis
ok thanks to inform
Oh Ok but I think I have only 5-6 emojis there
i forgot the original number but 5 sounds safe
yeah this
it is also not safe
I have count there are 5 emojis when it bans me
.
so I have remove 3 and keeps 2
what wow?
try now
I have already done with two emojis only
You can see in the new chat room "Zarq Messenger"
By the way you are in college or what?
sure gng
Oh ok I am in 11th class
yes I am waiting
Aur londo kese ho




Rom rom bhaiyon
Raam raam bhai
System phaad dengee
चलाओ ना नैनों से बाण रे
जान ले लो ना, जान रे
जान ले लो ना, जान रे
चलाओ ना नैनों से बाण रे
चलाओ ना नैनों से बाण रे
जान ले लो ना, जान रे
Ghoda ghoda bhen ka soda
chaar chawanni ghode pe
BILLO BAGGE BILLEYE DAAGI KAREGI
Laadlo 
paxtan mere l*de pe
चलाओ ना नैनों से बाण रे
जान ले लो ना, जान रे
जान ले लो ना, जान रे
चलाओ ना नैनों से बाण रे
चलाओ ना नैनों से बाण रे
जान ले लो ना, जान रे
Tasreef mein daalegi
Chaar chawani ghode pe
jatta ka chora
Aur ladlo gad gad
.
andi mandi shandi
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tu toh 
Usko toh ch#d denge

aya
pura haryana bar hove
itni sasti daaru na milegi tanne
Theka bolo
💪
Daaru Aisi peete hi parmatma se Milan


Ye kab se haryanvi bakk rha
haryana me hi hun mai
Sonipatiya 
desi tharra
जी तो मेरा इसा करै (हाय), जणू, काच्चै नै खा ल्यूंँ तनै
हाय रै, तू छाती कै लाग्या रहिए, तावीज़ बणा ल्यूँ तनै
हाँ, छाती कै लाग्या रहिए, तावीज़ बणा ल्यूँ तनै
Kabir ki mkc
Mile toh idhar bhi
Chup be south ke bihari 
Gurga---??
me south ka haryanvi hu be
sonepat
Jaatingga 
System ka dosa krdenge
ek din waapas jaunga native aur kheti karunga
Tinku Humara cinema ka deewana
i see dozens of thekas everyday on my way to work
nariyal me lassi daalenge 
okay but I'm not shocked
After all it's huryana
Usne churma bhi 
🥱
yes
haryanvi leisures
Therapy
there was a guy in this server once, named national level wife beater
Ameer karey toh b d s m
Meri biwi toh mereko pithti he daaru peene ke baad
#haryanviwifethings
Gareeb karey toh hinsha
Haryanvi hogi
For real bhai
@north umbra
yes
no
kyaa
<@&1430101191387254794> <@&1327376291548364831>
kuch nahin
@severe copper
bc kab hatega ye trial mod ka tag 
this is our theka

laadle
rom rom
@gritty jacinth give me nitro
rom rom

Choco lega
Rom rom bhai
Ladle hmse na bakchodi kariyo 

Filter phaad denge
Chusega
sponsor tha na tu
shady apni bhai hai
Main toh apka kuchu puchu hoon
bhaichara on top
Jaldi hi hatt jaayega dw bhai 
Phir kuchh ni milega 
Thuk bhi rha hai 
yesterday chandni chowk scenes
Yaha kaisa filter bha 🤣
Language mr @chrome herald
Please make the decorum of this chat

I'm not falling for haryanvi propaganda 

@rapid bluff @north umbra @olive swift

PovertBandi 
🤣🤣🤣
#proudlaundiyabaaz
#proudchinaal 
🤣🤣
DIETCOKE(Sapna choudhary lover) is AFK: currently in an intense staring contest with a crow ….kauwa biryani banegi iski - an hour ago
Ganja bro ganja bro

Bc ye kya randi trend chl rha aaj kl
Merko nhi pta tha lads bhai ki itni following hai

@crimson mulch bhesdike
🤣🤣🤣
aajao bc 
Warna wo kuch nahi bolta tha


Yahi pe dera jamayenge
Le angreji
Angreji beat peeee
Haan vai
Classic raftaar 
47 weight kudi da
chup chaap jao
im also tamil
Raftaar bhai ne ek baat kahi thi
I forgot to edit og msg
Audio Message Transcription: No, enviada un ni tame dado.
Audio Message Transcription: कौन करूं बच्चा?
Audio Message Transcription: Tuần tấn, từng tấn.
Baki koi merko starting msg pe tag Krna
🤣🤣🤣

Bhai bhai 🤣🤣🤣
honey singh
Likha to raftaar ne tha
me subah sun rha tha wahi, kisi ne ss leke cafe me bhej diya 
Achaa
Rap badhshah ne
hein
Honey singh to singer hai bss
Mafia mundeer ka gana hai
oow
💀
kya likh diya 
Abhi kuch bhej deta
Merko pata tha yahi sochke bola hoga isne

🤣 🤣 🤣
🤣🤣🤣

M likhne wla tha
Mein jara bhai


Tum logo ko ni janta mein
💀 💀 💀
Mr J ki mkc

Real
🤣
Arey chill hai
Kya view h
Shaadi ka mandap
View to uska tha
Asmaani mandap
View once 
me ek second ke liye gaya or ban ki baatein hone lagi lmao 
Shawarma bhai tu acha insan nahi hai

Bohot gandi baatein karta hai
Dil ka kaala hai
🤣🤣
Chla gya pherse 🤣
Ye kaun baitha hai jhaadiyon ke peeche jiska nickar hai ghutne ke neeche
Sagar ke pul ke niche
Teri maa bhajiya tale
Mera baap kha ke chale
Mera baap kha ke chale
🤣🤣🤣
mene kab bola me accha insaan hu
🤣🤣
shakal par mat jao



oyeee
Kya hua
mai run nahi hu
mai ranvi ni hu
Bc nashe mein hai kya
wah ye bhi dead
| shans, Here is your password!
| Use the command owo autohunt {amount} {password}
kya hua laadle
try in delhi server
@rapid bluff thread op help him 
Let me help bro in cafe
toh kro na
This aint a dating server




