💬┆general

[gloomy sundial]

Bro why are people talking about war, plz stfu

[slender spear]

Instead of freakcam it should be Diddycam

[median bane]

Poland is the best - I'll agree with you there.

[digital orchid]

are they still asleep or what???

[tawny ether]

@gloomy sundial foh lil boi

[timber violet]

fr

[polar yacht]

Diddycam is crazy

[digital orchid]

so devs are still sleeping or what

[polar yacht]

The real zombies mode

[misty narwhal]

Yeah for real Poland strapped up lately too they been buying a lot of shit from us

[median bane]

Russia wouldn't fuck with Poland. Minimal natural resources

[timber violet]

five nights at diddy's

[raw wharf]

naked basketball cam

[dire stag]

smited

[brittle flame]

_siryessir was muted.

[timber violet]

nah that gay tho

[waxen bloom]

No everybody is awake now, we’re actively fixing stuff and validating everything before pushing the update

[slender spear]

Poor.guys getting muted

[sand jacinth]

wrong channel bro 💀

[formal cave]

good

[timber violet]

ok

[digital orchid]

thanks

[kindred cloak]

for real lol. Im just waiting for poland to send me a letter to go back to the country and send me to the front lines hahah

[dire stag]

you the best chief

[sinful phoenix]

LETS GOOOOOO

[random marsh]

unacceptable I expect them to work sleeplessly until all issues are fixed and the mode is ready to be released

[misty narwhal]

Oh shit and update

[tawny ether]

germany would gladly do it

[lament mantle]

how many gigs is it

[slender spear]

@JSD.88:𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙧 is on his way, 👀💦 better seal those cheeks nice and tight 🤐, homie and 🚫 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 🚫 and I mean 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 🙅‍♂️even consider typing that again

[digital orchid]

zoox - Manager — Idag 17:51
No everybody is awake now, we’re actively fixing stuff and validating everything before pushing the update

[strong bloom]

boy we need to know exactly for all times when we get it

[kindred cloak]

They dont have the balls

[bold mountain]

eta? or nah

[raw wharf]

10 gigs most likely

[pearl plume]

When do we start?

[lofty egret]

for anyone saying it's not confirmed to be today, why would they stay in a steam post that it's coming on halloween and then mention that "it's not getting delayed" you gotta have a date for something to get delayed in the first place... that date being halloween

[digital orchid]

the update is coming soon based of his text so we can all be quiet now

[dire stag]

Is there anything you can share before the update goes live? Like will there be doors we can purchase?

[digital orchid]

yes there will be doors taht u can buy

[waxen bloom]

Also reminder, we are French and it’s still 5:52 PM here, don’t worry

[median bane]

I'm Dutch (in aruba) so ill just watch yall go to war and sip my coffee

[sinful phoenix]

Can you tell them that I said to idk hurry up. Also specifically say it’s coming from me. They’ll get the message

[misty narwhal]

He just said actively though fixing it so no time

[tawny ether]

im worried

[digital orchid]

if u look at dev leaks u can see in 1 of the pictures that u can buy doors

[craggy geyser]

zambis

[slender spear]

Same in Croatia

[valid mulch]

please refrain from talking about politics and wars

[bold mountain]

woot woot

[digital orchid]

ITS CURRENTLY 17:53 IN SWEDEN FRANCE

[lofty egret]

I didn't know the french were nocturnal

[dire stag]

That's amazing. I'm just craving

[digital orchid]

ITS CURRENTLY 17:53 IN FRANCE

[pearl plume]

as if they are in the same timezone

[bold mountain]

Literally waited all night last night refreshing steam

[cyan haven]

Who wants to make a squad for when it drops??

[sinful phoenix]

Tell them in French that Kevin said to hurry up with the update

[tawny ether]

guys it comes out in 7 mins lets fucking goooooooooo

[frigid snow]

same in germany

[slender spear]

I know I just like saying stuff

[pearl plume]

i feel that

[misty narwhal]

Hopefully they don't surrender under the pressure

[ivory mist]

i can confirm leo is my brother

[tawny ether]

lmao

[digital orchid]

update will be out soon

[timber violet]

me to bro ive been waiting since this morning

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-notes-taking-chicago-pd-gif-23270333

[kindred cloak]

Thats just crazy to say hahah

[digital orchid]

zoox - Manager — Today 17:51
No everybody is awake now, we’re actively fixing stuff and validating everything before pushing the update

wich means soon

[tawny ether]

its been soon for 5 hrs lol

[median bane]

Do the french celebrate halloween?

[digital orchid]

ive waited since morning man calm down and wait

[timber violet]

ya but its called toussaint

[digital orchid]

all of us waited just wait a bit more

[bold mountain]

This like disneyland

[timber violet]

but we still do kinda of the same halloween shit

[bold mountain]

this IS the ride

[random marsh]

this is like my dad

[strong bloom]

now?

[coarse cloud]

now what

[sand jacinth]

benito mussolini told me that update is coming out in 1 hour 27 minutes and 53 seconds

[digital orchid]

i wanna know when to roll my fat joint till zom bies

gonna smoke a 3.5 grammer before zombies

[timber violet]

start rolling

[cyan haven]

Right now, ill blaze with you!

[digital orchid]

i ate edibles too

[bold mountain]

same, I would like to have some dabs

[tawny ether]

DO U SMOKE WWEED IN FRANCE?

[lofty egret]

smoke one every hour just to be sure

[digital orchid]

dont have dabs in my country

[bold mountain]

3 gram dab lets gooo

[digital orchid]

only have hashish and weed

[frigid snow]

maybe 6pm?

[cyan haven]

Squad up for when this shit drops?

[digital orchid]

gonna be playing with my squad probably

[median bane]

butt to nut?

[timber violet]

gay

[slender spear]

I'm playing solo

[tawny ether]

shit im down for diddy party

[digital orchid]

Yall need to try some morocan brown hash

[cyan haven]

Nut to Butt actually

[bold mountain]

Wax is cheaper here than flower is lol

[tawny ether]

FALSE

[digital orchid]

you should try morrocan hash

[cyan haven]

Run it

[bold mountain]

That sounds delicious

[oak shell]

Still no zombies?

[formal escarp]

Is the update here yet

[inland wolf]

Wtf

[sand jacinth]

nu uh

[digital orchid]

it is and its also a different high than weed

[unreal temple]

sant

[digital orchid]

nämen trevligt

[bold mountain]

Have you tried moon rocks

[tawny ether]

lo lwhat hash u getting

[median bane]

we got that diddy-beeber energy going in here boyz!

[digital orchid]

yeah when i was 17 in barcelone

[unreal temple]

trevligt!

[bold mountain]

Good ole cali lmao

[digital orchid]

ive tried cali once

in spain bracelona

[slender spear]

I'm downloading bodycam just for zombies

[digital orchid]

it was called "tropicana cookies"

[bold mountain]

California weed my friend

[oak shell]

Not out yet

[ivory mist]

i bought today just for zombies

[grand wind]

Same lol about to buy it, just waiting for update first

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/world-flag-barcelona-spain-penguin-gif-16364305752208146676

[ivory mist]

better be good

[rotund otter]

Have they announced zombies yet?

[digital orchid]

there is someting called "la mousse" hash its basically morrocan hash

[misty narwhal]

So wait there French not Russian?

[tawny ether]

@digital orchid reported yo to the spanish parliament for smoking weed in spain

[blissful trail]

2 minutes till update

[bold mountain]

bro, stiiiizy has the deals

[cyan haven]

If you just bought it go play some games first so you can see how it plays

[frigid snow]

PLEASE 6PM!

[median bane]

A few hours still

[digital orchid]

we have carts in sweden but its all fake harmful shit

[cyan haven]

Not like normal shooters

[tawny ether]

we dont have stizzy in NJ sadge

[digital orchid]

if sweden would legalize weed or decriminalize the country would be so much better

cuz state already has monopoly on alcohol

[bold mountain]

R.I.P

[slender spear]

Yea I know but I uninstalled it so I need to Install it

[digital orchid]

i quit playing bodycam beacuse of no host migration

[bold mountain]

Yea man, carts suck in general

[vital pulsar]

take your time on the update @cerulean skiff I appreciate your game by making us a really good game 🤍

[bold mountain]

Are you a cop?

[gaunt sandal]

Yooo

[vital pulsar]

in real life yes

[tall spoke]

uh oh

[bold mountain]

I knew it. You also call gatorades by the flavor names and not colors huh

[digital orchid]

guys listen SOON THERE WILL COME A PING NOTIFICATION AND YOU NEED TO CHECK #🔔┆announcements THEN YOU CAN READ THE PATCH AND GO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE OK?????

zoox - Manager — today 17:51
No everybody is awake now, we’re actively fixing stuff and validating everything before pushing the update

[ionic wolf]

Cool

[digital orchid]

its coming soon i bet so just chill

[bold mountain]

Soon

[digital orchid]

18:01 in france rn

[vital pulsar]

I'm not no cop

[edgy pulsar]

im so hyped for this

[ionic wolf]

Germany too

[bold mountain]

I believe you

[unreal temple]

this is more hype than bo6

[bold mountain]

Wheres the crack at?

[vague lodge]

i hope its true

[digital orchid]

yeah imagine if they add host migration too

[ionic wolf]

So i can play 4 hours in the evening

[deep marsh]

You guys think itll be groups of 4?

[halcyon glen]

" when are you gonna add gore and people begging for their lives?" ahh comment

[digital orchid]

imagine if they add knives and "beheadings"

[tawny ether]

biden got some on deck i just cop from him

[digital orchid]

imagine if they add sneak attacks into the game

with meele

[bold mountain]

Fire. I bet Hunter has better

[random marsh]

imagine if they add sex mods

[misty narwhal]

its not going to drop today they only have like 4 hours left

[vital pulsar]

guys you have to at least be greatful they're dropping an update. That'll motivate the devs to do better and deliver an better experience for us

[digital orchid]

where did u get that info?

[wary wing]

Zombies update in 30 seconds

[halcyon glen]

and he had to ruin it 😭

[digital orchid]

bs

[digital orchid]

like bro did u pull this info out ur ass or what?

[misty narwhal]

just a guess

[digital orchid]

what do u mean with 4 hours left

[random marsh]

fuck u fgot

[misty narwhal]

yes

[slender spear]

Probably

[ionic wolf]

xD its gonna be funny

[halcyon glen]

gonna cry?

[wary wing]

Niceeee know any other words? Haha

[vital pulsar]

watch ur mouth you cant say that here

[gusty ferry]

gimme my gottdamn zombies please

[random marsh]

u hurt my felings

[elder anvil]

Someone pooped.me in here

[random marsh]

sex mods would be very cool

[tawny ether]

tf

[gaunt sandal]

Tf

[novel fiber]

I got off work early today, hoping the update drops within the next few hours so I can actually play

[wary wing]

Someone pooped you in here?? Sounds shitty lolol

[subtle canyon]

Alright what dlc do I need to buy to get the update already this is getting ridiculous

[elder anvil]

I am saying his random words

Lol

[unreal helm]

They are doing final touches be patient

[elder anvil]

That was stupid

[novel fiber]

excuse me sir but what the hap is fuckening

[gusty ferry]

"be patient" 🤓

[tawny ether]

they are touching the game?

[flint jolt]

its halloween where the zombies?

[unreal helm]

Very mature

[halcyon glen]

'BUT I WANT IT NOW" -said peter calmly

[subtle canyon]

If they are still working on it, then im concerned

[pearl plume]

can someone touch me

[gusty ferry]

Its gonna be such a banger game mode

[wary wing]

Yea they said before they let the mode go it’s got to do something strange for a piece of change

[digital orchid]

first before the update you need to eat 3000mg of edibles for it to unlock globablly

[unreal helm]

Prob just triple checking shit b4 they push it

[halcyon glen]

loneliness at its finest

[tawny ether]

Ill volunteer, where do u want to be touched

[coarse cloud]

@flint jolt

[digital orchid]

zoox - Manager — Idag 17:51
No everybody is awake now, we’re actively fixing stuff and validating everything before pushing the update

[pearl plume]

in my heart

[digital orchid]

PLAY SOME DOTA MEANWHILE GUYS

[tawny ether]

L DOTA

W CS2

[unreal helm]

Ew

[novel fiber]

I would rather them work on it as long as they want, and them be happy with the update they push

[digital orchid]

play some team fortress 2 meanwhile

[vital pulsar]

Don't rush it @cerulean skiff take your time! 🤍🤍🤍

[digital orchid]

play some half life 2 meanwhile

[cinder viper]

i popped 2 eddies hoping itd be released by the time they hit lol

[slender spear]

Play some cod zombies

[tawny ether]

how about you play with yourself???

[novel fiber]

We'll have plenty of time to play the update once they are ready

[digital orchid]

it will probably

[unreal helm]

[lucid minnow]

HALF LIFE HELL YEAH BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wary wing]

Play some Mario party in the meantime

[unreal temple]

rush it @cerulean skiff don't listen to @vital pulsar

[flint jolt]

oh my b i forgot its only 2 devs lol no worries just hyped good morning tho 🙂

[oak bough]

play some left 4 dead 2 in the meantime

[subtle canyon]

@gusty ferry stop your spongebob gif wont work lol

[deep marsh]

nah, i'll wait for the REAL zombie mod

[pearl plume]

yall pinging a fucking bot

[novel fiber]

big hype

[gusty ferry]

😦

[novel fiber]

omega hype

[austere umbra]

i hope the zombies are naked

[dreamy lotus]

@cerulean skiff its halloween when tf are you publishing it in thanksgiving? next christmas? hurry the ruck up

[vital pulsar]

I can only imagine what its like being a developer you people are annoying

[subtle canyon]

Idk why we even have gifs enabled in this channel, lowkey pretty hilarous watching all the gifs get sent to exile 24/7 here

[oak bough]

EVERYONE BOO THIS MAN

[tawny ether]

they deleted the files by accident guys they lost all the progress. they're speed running to make the game currently. sourcr: trust me bro

[unreal helm]

[austere umbra]

boooooo

[unreal temple]

i trust you

[flint jolt]

i do that for breakfast lol

[drowsy lake]

Agreed. People are so impatient and entitled nowadays.

[tame shoal]

Lore accurate

[coarse cloud]

calm

[vital pulsar]

right

[unreal helm]

Lol last time I checked I payed for the game

[vital pulsar]

be patient guys

[slender spear]

No

[subtle canyon]

Naw fr, they said halloween. They shouldnt be cramming to finish their essay in the morning before school js

[novel fiber]

definitely this, why else wouldn't they push the update? Obviously somebody had an oopsie and deleted all the game files. They're recoding the entire thing as we speak

[uneven yoke]

Definitely ping the bot that’ll work out

[austere umbra]

dont bring race into this

[restive flume]

it the 1st atv4;09 am

[flint jolt]

10 mins later we wondering where u went lol now we wait'

[pearl plume]

[subtle canyon]

@dreamy lotus bro chill lmao

[unreal helm]

¿

[deep marsh]

Man, devs sure are mean trying to make sure everything releases as best as possible..

[rich hearth]

When yall see steam start to update THATS WHEN IT COMES yall tripping

[tame shoal]

30 minutes- 1 hour

[subtle canyon]

They should have made sure it was as best as possible BEFORE launch day........

[thorn hearth]

What time does the zombies mode come today?

[misty narwhal]

do you think they have a guy just reading all the chats right now?

[vital pulsar]

I hope they delay the update so you ungreatful people dont have access to it..... literally

[chilly heron]

so whens the update

[uneven yoke]

Yes

[unreal temple]

It's 2morrow

[drowsy lake]

That's right, you did. But that does not entitle you to dictate how a developer should work nor should they be obligated to do things on yours or anyone elses terms.

[hidden horizon]

Big facts

[vernal solar]

So aside from zombies we should be getting everything in Q3 of the roadmap?

[thorn hearth]

Ahh rip

[unreal temple]

nah man it should be here soon

[silent meteor]

No zombies today?

[chilly heron]

i thought it releases halloween

[unreal temple]

prolly releasing it in 2 hours

[hidden horizon]

No but they shouldn’t state a release date or teasers without knowing for a fact they would beable to produce in time

[coarse cloud]

@silent meteor

[ivory mist]

I skipped my moms funeral for this devs wtf

[plush shale]

[hidden horizon]

Key word “thought”

[misty narwhal]

naa like someone in the dev room

[austere umbra]

stop

[broken kraken]

They’re actively validating things before they push it out, it should be today

[thorn hearth]

Yeah hopefully it’s today I mean they said Halloween so

[unreal temple]

only move

[slender spear]

It will release January 6th 2027 at 15:25

[subtle canyon]

The zombies were too real, left the game and turned the devs, no update but we get an irl outbreak

[pearl plume]

🫃

[prime sedge]

if you hurry u could still make it

[flint jolt]

bro people are rude to 2 devs u feel

[hidden horizon]

Along with a actual rank system

[austere umbra]

am i the father?

[rich hearth]

I went for you she didn’t fit in the ground so there will be another one you can attend

[icy eagle]

Xdxdxd

[unreal temple]

Are you

[hidden horizon]

Nah she’s 6 feet under already.

[austere umbra]

i mean i could be

[vital pulsar]

lord

[unreal temple]

that's wild

[hidden horizon]

Hahahahaha

[icy eagle]

Someone for l4d? Uu

[abstract valve]

this is some wild shiz

[ivory mist]

lmao wtf

[austere umbra]

uwu

[hidden horizon]

Bro I got my whole discord playing it. Add me we will be on it tonight

[warm rock]

👨‍🍳 👨‍🍳

[wind wedge]

i think yall are tripin jus because its not out right now dosent mean it wont come out today why are discord people like this people did the same shi for undisputed 😭

[slate hull]

I understand if its taking longer than they intended and its only 2 dudes but they could at least give an ETA so were not just waiting

[hidden horizon]

Or join my cord

[rich hearth]

They don’t have lives

[pure solar]

Game of Legend

[ivory mist]

this

[unreal temple]

amen bruther

[tame shoal]

01:16 pm 2027 mb download at 15 download speed

[subtle canyon]

the zombies arent real they cant hurt you

[austere umbra]

stop complaining you poopies

[drowsy lake]

I do see your point. But things happen. Bugs occur, fixes maybe needed found at the last moment. Heck, they could just be working on the packaging and uploading process while all of you are going bonkers over a zombie update lol. Find something to occupy your time while you wait lol. Better than sitting in front of a computer whining lol.

[tawny ether]

eh thats too much work for them

[noble igloo]

[misty narwhal]

idk i find discords that get crazy like this tend to be more fun then the game at times

[wary wing]

The update is coming today! It’s 3,000 Gs tho. Hope you have fast internet

[tawny ether]

yeah but atleast update the community on it lmao

[rich hearth]

They live in France and have been working in the game hella I think they deserve some sleep

[abstract valve]

sleep is for the weak

[unreal temple]

what does france have to do with it

[unreal helm]

Sup they just woke up lol

[tawny ether]

slackin frfr who sleeps on launch day

[strong bloom]

bro its 5:10 for me 😭 😭 😭 😭

[pearl plume]

average person in college

[gusty ferry]

because its france, what else

[strong bloom]

it should be out

[slate hull]

Meat riding is crazy

[thorn hearth]

So they ain’t said anything bout it coming today or if it’s delayed ?

[austere umbra]

the game is out

the free dlc isnt yet

[abstract valve]

delayed till further notice

[unreal helm]

No announcement about delays

[vague lodge]

why cant i complain? i paid for it

[bold mountain]

Honestly, I hope the update is really fun and it brings more players in so the devs can hire more people and hopefully get this gravy train game rolling

[rich hearth]

Whining about a game is wild sounds like kid shit

[misty narwhal]

game is not out

[unreal helm]

Negative

[wind wedge]

I mean it’s definitely funny but holy shi someone is ganna find these poor devs and assassinate them b4 we even get the game😭

[abstract valve]

positive

[tame shoal]

Guys look at #🔔┆announcements !!!!!

[ivory socket]

You paid for a game actively in development with an Early Access banner. You're not entitled to winge and moan

[kindred cloak]

fr

[tame shoal]

Haaaaa make you look

[wheat lintel]

Shit, by the time update drops everybody gonna be offline...

[kindred cloak]

shush

[tawny ether]

u got me @tame shoal

[subtle canyon]

What does any of thhat have to do with anything fr they set their own deadline knowing exactly what they were capable of, and how much work they PROMISED the community in that amount of time if they cant deliver its their faults

[austere umbra]

this

[tame shoal]

Hehe

[unreal temple]

doc said I got 2 hours left to live

[deep marsh]

btch...

[abstract valve]

sleep is for the weak

[flint jolt]

Hey Im never in my life active on this server but I heard aboout th zombie mode any news on that, I thought it would be today or sm? Just curious would have loved to give it a go?

[tame shoal]

Lol

[tawny ether]

btw it comes out everyone is going to be at the diddy party no ones gonna play this shit

[thorn hearth]

My shop today is creaming

[wheat lintel]

im saying... i work 12 hours a day. im here for it, they gonna release it when im out with the family prob.

[wind wedge]

Im pretty sure its today just hasnt droped yet might not be today tho

[drowsy lake]

Unfortunately, that's how the majority of gamers act nowadays. Parents have failed a few gens of upbringing by raising these mentalities lol.

[astral yarrow]

sure gunna be a fun 12 hour "event" 🙄

[flint wave]

is zombie mode coming today?

[subtle canyon]

fr they will wait till aint no one around to play anymore

[flint jolt]

Ah okay thanks 😄

[tawny ether]

u sound like a boomer

[abstract valve]

familys for the weak

[coarse cloud]

it'll be forever

[wind wedge]

True discord user right here

[drowsy lake]

I sound like an adult with patience, yes

[misty narwhal]

that would be crazy

[wheat lintel]

lol

[coarse cloud]

if u are talking about zombies mode

[tawny ether]

ok boomer

[digital orchid]

im tweaking for this update like a addict

[thorn hearth]

Yep we celibates over here

[unreal temple]

[subtle canyon]

This update is leaving me with the same level of disapointment my dad must have had when he laid eyes on me for the first time

[unreal helm]

*goober

[astral yarrow]

for sure. They advertised an "event" though, and uh, the days pretty much done lma

[unreal temple]

real

[abstract valve]

stay true men

[opal bobcat]

Devs got the players on that crack cocaine waiting for the update to drop 😂😂😂

[abstract valve]

the update shall come

[thorn hearth]

Shit not me buddy it’s 10am

[austere umbra]

my faith is weaning

[tawny ether]

well this is taking too long ima go bust a nut, brb chat

[tame shoal]

I get it, the hype and anticipation is making it hard to wait and be patient, but we can all wait a few more minutes, hours!

[wind wedge]

Its 1pm😭

[drowsy lake]

Your level of immaturity has been proven lol

[pearl plume]

timezones

[abstract valve]

hone youre blade brother, theres a storm brewing

[unreal helm]

Unfortunate please cry me a river

[tame shoal]

It's 10 am here

[tawny ether]

@unreal helm i think u made the boomer mad

[wind wedge]

Oh

[astral yarrow]

yeah im aware timezones are a thing, but, theres really only 2 devs care about lololol

[drowsy lake]

Some people need to go outside and touch some grass for once in their life lol

[digital orchid]

RELEASE THE UPDATE IM LITERALLY TWEAKING LIKE A CRACKADDACTING

[subtle canyon]

Honestly its only 2 devs, we can take them. Lets storm the studio and take the update

[restive flume]

nearly 420 boys/girls get ready

[tawny ether]

some people need to go back to colombia

[unreal temple]

[vague lodge]

im in CHINA and its 1am now

[noble igloo]

Calm yourself, brothers. It shall come. The Emperor has seen it.

[strong bloom]

what if they are waiting until a kid knocks on their door for halloween?

[thorn hearth]

Yeah I mean idk what their timezones are but hopefully they release the update today, has me hype

[valid mulch]

Ya'll need to chill, im trying to work here

[wind wedge]

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYIN YALL ARE GANNA KILL EM THEN WELL NEVER GET IT

[opal bobcat]

Lol

[timber violet]

im this close to jumping wehn tf is the update releasing 😭

[tawny ether]

some people need to go back to colombia

[unreal temple]

I'm down.

[craggy smelt]

lmao

[pearl plume]

its a discord chat, what do you expect

[digital orchid]

i nEeeeeed it....

[ebon parrot]

I have returned with grilled cheese for you sir

[vague lodge]

i wanna sleeep but i want to experience the update first

[opal bobcat]

[digital orchid]

" i need........ gummie vitamins"

[subtle canyon]

Area 51 all over

[gaunt fossil]

its 5:30pm for me rn

[digital orchid]

i need gummie vitamins

[valid mulch]

Finally

[coarse cloud]

oh no, cheesse again no

[wind wedge]

What time is it for you?

[drowsy lake]

SMh, pure ignorance and misconstrued view of reality...lol. Entertaining to watch though.

[misty narwhal]

o shit someone is looking lol

[abstract valve]

WE SHALL PURGE THE HERETICS

[tawny ether]

glad ur entertained fam

[thorn hearth]

Bros across the world

[tame shoal]

10000

9999

[upbeat dawn]

6:20 pm

[ebon parrot]

I have retuned my fellow grilled cheese brother

[drowsy lake]

Thx

[strong bloom]

bro this chat is so crazy right now

[tame shoal]

9998

9997

[vague lodge]

1:21am

[tame shoal]

9996

[drowsy lake]

For real! LMAO

[unreal temple]

would you rather play zombies mode or wait for it?

[tame shoal]

9995

[jagged tundra]

Both

[tame shoal]

9994

[thin nymph]

my dude counting down

[unreal temple]

let him count

[tame shoal]

9993

[jagged tundra]

9993

[subtle canyon]

tell the team they need to throw us a bone and tell us something they got a pack of wolves brewing in here

[opal bobcat]

Isnt it like nov for the french rn?

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-look-away-gif-5084935

[tame shoal]

Lmaooo wanted to see what everyone would do 😂😂

[gaunt fossil]

no lol its like 6pm

[slate hull]

You just miss what it feels like to be excited about something in your boring life

[unreal temple]

9992

[drowsy lake]

This is what happens when children gain access to the internet lol

[tawny ether]

9991

[thin nymph]

9991

[thorn hearth]

Anyone would say play it now, unless there still having a bunch of issues and bugs then I’d just say wait so it’s actually playable

[valid mulch]

Throw a bone all yall get more rabid

[unreal temple]

9990

[tawny ether]

9899

[opal bobcat]

I swear if they drop it 11:59 😂😂😂😂

[thin nymph]

huh?

[wind wedge]

DAMN ok i see why some of yall are mad im hopin people in America get lucky and get at like 3pm

[tawny ether]

9898

[misty narwhal]

didnt make it that far did he

[gusty ferry]

PLEASE, ANYTHING

[tawny ether]

9897

[unreal temple]

9869

[ebon parrot]

If only they had a delicious grilled cheese to calm the nerves

[subtle canyon]

If it makes us more rabid then it must not be the answer we want to hear

[tame shoal]

Lol

[tawny ether]

9896

[unreal temple]

0087

[coarse cloud]

9895

[tawny ether]

9895

[astral yarrow]

1738

[valid mulch]

If only

[unreal temple]

9894

[tawny ether]

9893

[wary wing]

Update is half past a frogs ass

[thin nymph]

1942

[unreal temple]

9983

[tawny ether]

9892

[drowsy lake]

Seriously, that's your takeaway? As I said already, some of you nowadays have such a misconstrued view of reality lol.

[coarse cloud]

9891

[tawny ether]

9890

[bold mountain]

Omg our savior has returned

[thorn hearth]

Element 117

[subtle canyon]

Confirmed zombies is coming on thanksgiving 😭

[unreal temple]

9889

[tame shoal]

Keep everyone's mind occupied

[tawny ether]

9898

[ebon parrot]

I HAVE RETURNED BROTHER

[coarse cloud]

9897

[unreal temple]

9896

[thorn hearth]

Cizzy CAP

[thin nymph]

9895

[wary wing]

9009

[tawny ether]

9894

[ionic wolf]

9894

[coarse cloud]

9893

[misty narwhal]

uaa look at what u started ppl just saying random numbers now

[ionic wolf]

9892

[unreal temple]

9887

[abstract valve]

THE ALL FATHER OF CHEESE

[tawny ether]

9891

[wary wing]

9923

[opal bobcat]

I think luca took my threat seriously about pinging him in bug reports 😂. Bc aint no way its not out yet

[tawny ether]

9890

[unreal temple]

9880

[tawny ether]

9899

[wary wing]

Just please no one tag The Chef ok? Lolol

[subtle canyon]

This channel has turned into a discord riot LMAO

[ebon parrot]

I BLESS THIS MORNING WITH THE CHEESE OF GRILL!

[wary wing]

9123

[unreal temple]

@oak shell

[wary wing]

Nooooooo(dramatic slomo)

[gaunt fossil]

[kindred cloak]

can yall just go into french serv and tell em to shush pls thanks

[tawny ether]

hey chat, would anyone be down to move to north korea and become communists? pls lmk

[unreal temple]

I'm sorry choef

chief

[bold mountain]

On this day, we sacrifice cheese to the gods. Not in hopes of zombie mode coming soon, but may it release in a gouda state. May the devs ignore the rabbid wolves and provide a fun mode. Amen

[abstract valve]

BLESSED BY THE CODEX OF ASTARTES WHAT CHEESE HAVE YOU BROUGHT

[weary radish]

Nope

[wary wing]

Someone said cheese?? 9956

[vague lodge]

no you wont like that

[oak shell]

Yes??

[unreal temple]

I LIKE MY CHEESE DRIPPY

[wary wing]

Nothing go away

[misty narwhal]

f that should have been updated already

[kindred cloak]

thanks lads

[opal bobcat]

Is the cheese american?

[thin nymph]

Really? Right in front of the codex astartes?

[tame shoal]

Bet

[lofty egret]

I prefer my cheese boiled

[oak shell]

Rude and offensive and non inclusive

[ivory socket]

Alexa: Define "Early Access"
#📸┆pictures-clips message

[bold mountain]

You are probably lactose intolerant

[unreal temple]

cheese with that drip

[ionic wolf]

I prefer it with uranium sauce

[abstract valve]

...the codex of astartes does not support this preference, but i like it.

[wary wing]

Asparagus

[ebon parrot]

Blessed be thy cheese for this wonderful day that it may rest of the faith of two perfectly buttered pieces of bread

[unreal temple]

Thanks

[tawny ether]

Hey are the founding fathers still asleep?

[abstract valve]

AHH A TRUE BROTHER WITHIN THESE RANKS

[opal bobcat]

I hope its swiss

[karmic kite]

🎺

[opal bobcat]

I like my cheese to have holes

[unreal temple]

Our founding fathers have tricked us into thinking zombies are real

[oak shell]

For what reason did you summon me?

[bold mountain]

Well spoken our cheesy leader

[tame shoal]

Did u know if you counted down from 10,000 the update will happen. By the time we hit 0 it will be ready to go (trust me guys Ik) 😂

[unreal temple]

I was decieved by @wary wing

[bold mountain]

To talk about your mom

[abstract valve]

YOU DARE SPEAK THIS HERASY

[misty narwhal]

that's actually really common but no im good with milk

[unreal temple]

It is so brother

[opal bobcat]

Im sitting right here

[tame shoal]

10,000

[wary wing]

He speaketh the devils language and then you just showed up lolol

[bold mountain]

Well I am so suck that

[ionic wolf]

9999

[oak shell]

We really wanna start this today? Jokes about my dead mother?

[unreal temple]

9998

[tame shoal]

9997

[keen dune]

😅

[gusty ferry]

9996

[unreal temple]

9996

[ionic wolf]

9996

[abstract valve]

YOU'RE FAITH WAIVERS

[oak shell]

How so?

[keen dune]

well well well...

[lofty egret]

[unreal temple]

9995

[ionic wolf]

9994

[thin nymph]

Source = "Trust me bro."

[marsh summit]

9993

[unreal temple]

9992

[tame shoal]

9992

[ionic wolf]

9992

[coarse cloud]

[prisma narwhal]

🤣

[marsh summit]

9991

[unreal temple]

9990

[ionic wolf]

LUCA

[opal bobcat]

@keen dune When is zombies. I summon u

[bold mountain]

Its ok my mom has alzheimers and is slowly rotting away on the inside so I can make dead mom jokes

[coarse cloud]

prepare for pings

[ebon parrot]

I HAVE BROUGHT ONLY THE FINEST OF CHEESES…. GRUYÈRE AND HAVARTI BROTHER

[marsh summit]

i cant count im dumb

[coarse cloud]

[ionic wolf]

YOOOOOOOO

[thin nymph]

he is with us

[tame shoal]

9989

[unreal temple]

9988

[keen dune]

ping @prisma narwhal, i don't know

[prisma narwhal]

9990

[opal bobcat]

Get back to work slave ..i mean nice respectful dev

[keen dune]

for all count, ping luca xD

[ionic wolf]

9989

[oak shell]

Bro I ain’t even done nothing and @bold mountain is already making jokes about my dead mom

[coarse cloud]

9988

[tame shoal]

Ayo

[marsh summit]

9987

[prisma narwhal]

yoyoyo

[unreal temple]

You can't count!

[abstract valve]

BLESSED BE BROTHER WALK TRUE IN THE LIGHT OF THE EMPEROR

[bold mountain]

Yall have an intense community

[ionic wolf]

Luca whats the update doing

[coarse cloud]

what

when

[frigid snow]

COUNTER????

[oak shell]

Right here

[opal bobcat]

Lucaaaaaaaa hurry and drop the update so i can make a bug report

[tame shoal]

9986

[oak shell]

Trying to bait me

[ionic wolf]

9985

[tame shoal]

9984

[unreal temple]

9983

[ionic wolf]

9982

[frigid snow]

9981

[unreal temple]

9980

[chrome swallow]

Can someone update me since the last hour

[ionic wolf]

9979

[unreal temple]

9978

[coarse cloud]

okey I see

[ionic wolf]

9977

[marsh summit]

9976

[lofty egret]

update:

[misty narwhal]

noth9ing new

[unreal temple]

9975

[opal bobcat]

0911

[proud mulch]

wth is going on?

[thin nymph]

we count

[marsh summit]

9974

[rich hearth]

CHEESE

[stone hatch]

9973

[marsh summit]

9972

[unreal temple]

9972

[ionic wolf]

9972

[chrome swallow]

9971

[unreal temple]

9970

[ebon parrot]

How would you like your grilled cheese cooked this fine evening good sir. I brought tomato soup

[ionic wolf]

9969

[proud mulch]

9810

[tawny ether]

At this point we getting gta 6 before zombies

[oak shell]

What is with the count down?

[marsh summit]

9968

[bold mountain]

My mom has alzheimers and is slowly rotting away. I can make dead mom jokes

[sand berry]

What time does the zombie mode come out?

[hidden horizon]

Yeah buddy I’m at work buddy. No time to whine just collecting money and turning in jobs. Need entertainment

[unreal temple]

9968

[echo aurora]

lets all call luca or leo

[ionic wolf]

WTF

[chrome swallow]

9967

[marsh summit]

9965

[wary wing]

9898

[unreal temple]

9965

[restive flume]

they said they want more shush

[frigid snow]

1

[marsh summit]

2

[oak shell]

Don’t care, that doesn’t give you the right to talk about my mother, talk about your own

[tawny ether]

9963

[bold mountain]

You havent heard?

[wary wing]

We’re counting down until The Chef is getting perma banned

[ionic wolf]

I did

[rich hearth]

Don’t put your dead moms in here I’ll fuck around and find out if the body is cold or not

[tame shoal]

9964

[marsh summit]

9962

[unreal temple]

9962

[ebon parrot]

Do not disrespect the delicacy that is the grilled cheese

[unreal temple]

9961

[chrome swallow]

9960

[frigid snow]

9960

[marsh summit]

9959

[unreal temple]

9958

[red juniper]

9957

[lofty egret]

bro what

[chrome swallow]

1156

[marsh summit]

9957

[ionic wolf]

I love grilled cheese

[bold mountain]

My mom lost so much of her memory, she thinks your mom is still alive

[rich hearth]

Chefs mom is my favorite mom

[unreal temple]

9956

[keen dune]

9955

[frozen torrent]

9955

[sand berry]

9955

[proud mulch]

9990

[worldly magnet]

what is happening

[marsh summit]

9954

[unreal temple]

9953

[ionic wolf]

9952

[sand berry]

9952

[keen dune]

9951

[tame shoal]

the countdown til update has begin

[sinful phoenix]

Dude hurry up everyone is waiting 😡

[marsh summit]

9950

[wary wing]

Oh so who was it that I pissed off and made then come rage hack me yesterday?? Hahah your moms a looser hahah

[finite jolt]

9910000

[chrome swallow]

PETITION TO DROP THE UPDATE REACT TO MY MESSAGE

[unreal temple]

9950

[ionic wolf]

9949

[keen dune]

9948

[thin nymph]

9947

[cosmic mantle]

can someone help me with LowLevelFatalError i cant launch the game

[oak shell]

@coarse cloud

[frigid snow]

counting for update HAHA

[unreal temple]

9946

[blissful trail]

confirmed on steam the update is delayed till next tuesday

[opal bobcat]

No

[marsh summit]

9945

[spice valley]

this chat is falling apart lol

[tame shoal]

only then when it hits 0 is when the update can be released not sooner

[ionic wolf]

9944

[misty narwhal]

what are you saying right now?

[dusty loom]

9943

[ebon parrot]

That is good to hear brother, have you experienced grilled cheese with tomato soup?

[chrome swallow]

Lol

[tawny ether]

finally ourr founding fathers are up, how was the sleep?

[unreal temple]

9942

[ionic wolf]

9941

[abstract valve]

ABANDON REASON KNOW ONLY WAR

[flint jolt]

cry bout it lol

[marsh summit]

9940

[warped mountain]

what countdown dude ????

[worldly magnet]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[unreal temple]

9939

[ionic wolf]

9938

[acoustic hull]

9938

[timber violet]

WHERE TF IS THE UPDATE

[marsh summit]

9937

[tawny ether]

9921

[ionic wolf]

9936

[tame shoal]

9935

[deep marsh]

COUNT FASTER

[unreal temple]

9935

[sand berry]

Dude hurry up everyone is waiting 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[marsh summit]

9934

[kindred cloak]

9999 timer has been reset

[acoustic hull]

9933

[unreal temple]

9998

[ionic wolf]

9932

[spice valley]

update delayed

[sinful phoenix]

Cry on these nuts

[flint escarp]

they added a achievement thats the update guys

[gusty ferry]

9997

[unreal temple]

9931

[wary wing]

0000 uhhhh ohhh time for Chef to get banned

[dusty loom]

😡

[gaunt sandal]

"In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war"

[marsh summit]

9930

[thin horizon]

IM HORNY FOR ZOMBIE BALLZ.

[unreal temple]

9929

[rich hearth]

Both of your mothers are currently at my house @

[gaunt sandal]

Tf

[tame shoal]

9928

[marsh summit]

9928

[unreal temple]

9927

[opal bobcat]

You getting banned before i do is crazy

[tame shoal]

9926

[unreal temple]

9925

[marsh summit]

9924

[tame shoal]

9923

[opal bobcat]

🧐

[abstract valve]

VICTORY BRINGS IMMORTALITY

[unreal temple]

9922

[restive flume]

9922

[tawny ether]

Say "drop zombies daddy" and they gon drop it no diddy

[thin horizon]

DID I STUTTER

[marsh summit]

9921

[blissful trail]

CONFIRMED UPDATE IS DELAYED 2 WEEKS

[tame shoal]

9920

[frigid snow]

9920

[warped mountain]

where is that?

[unreal temple]

9919

[dreamy bay]

Waiting for easter egg tutorials

[gaunt sandal]

No but bit odd

[marsh summit]

9918

[tame shoal]

9917

[unreal temple]

9917

[wary wing]

No I’m talking about The Chef hahah he’s a wild horse that can’t be broken hah

[tame shoal]

9916

[sinful phoenix]

9915

[unreal temple]

9915

[marsh summit]

9914

[tame shoal]

9913

[unreal temple]

9912

[upbeat dawn]

9912

[rich hearth]

His mom broke

[marsh summit]

9911

[tame shoal]

9910

[unreal temple]

9909

[thick cypress]

0

[marsh summit]

9908

[opal bobcat]

I feel uncomfortable as a Zombie

[tame shoal]

9909

[unreal temple]

9907

[timber hawk]

where is this countdown what is happening

[marsh summit]

9906

[gaunt sandal]

Hm

[ebon parrot]

Brother focus on the task at hand, which is grilled cheese brother

[unreal temple]

9905

[rich hearth]

CHEESE

[tame shoal]

9904

[unreal temple]

9903

[marsh summit]

9902

[gray jasper]

what

[sinful phoenix]

I just signed you up for spam mail

[unreal temple]

9901

[marsh summit]

9900

[frigid snow]

9899

[gaunt sandal]

Mods are lurking

[prime bloom]

9898

[unreal temple]

9896

[thin horizon]

The numbers. What do they mean.

[marsh summit]

9895

[unreal temple]

7

[upbeat dawn]

9893

[unreal helm]

mason what do the numbers mean

[unreal temple]

9892

[marsh summit]

9981

[tawny ether]

@thin horizon countdown till china gets nuked

[ionic wolf]

9890

[flint jolt]

WHEN UPDATE

[worldly magnet]

CONFIRMED, UPDATE IS RELEASING EARLY TWO DAY BEFORE THE DAY AFTERTOMORROW

[dusty loom]

9889

[coarse cloud]

I don't think I need to remind you that you must have respect guys

[thin horizon]

Word

[upbeat dawn]

9888

[opal bobcat]

Aw

[unreal temple]

Thanks for counting.

[flint jolt]

No it aint

[ionic wolf]

9887

[sinful phoenix]

9886

[upbeat dawn]

9885

[tame shoal]

9984

[ionic wolf]

9883

[sinful phoenix]

9882

[flint jolt]

666

[upbeat dawn]

9981

[frigid snow]

30

[worldly magnet]

two days before the day after tomorrow

[vague lodge]

seriously? im scared🤣

[ebon parrot]

They would be respectful if they’ve indulged in a fine grilled cheese today

[boreal eagle]

Are zombies still releasing td?

[dire kayak]

yeah

[unreal temple]

9880

[pearl plume]

"Happiness manager" i like that

[sinful phoenix]

9879

[cosmic mantle]

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE DELAYED UNTIL NOVEMBER 12TH ⛔

[marsh summit]

i bet it drops when shop resets

[unreal temple]

9878

[tame shoal]

9877

[sinful phoenix]

9876

[wary wing]

I’ve been telling you guys it’s Halloween NEXT YEAR

[vague lodge]

true dude

[unreal temple]

9875

[sinful phoenix]

9874

[tame shoal]

9875

[plush shale]

facts

[dusty loom]

no fake plz

[marsh summit]

i would cry

[lofty egret]

that's what they want you to think

[austere umbra]

fr it literally says on the roadmap

[sinful phoenix]

Jake delete your shit

[tawny ether]

join voice channel #2 im lonely and need some company

[ebon parrot]

WELCOME CHEESE TITS, ARE YOU HERE TO SUPPORT MY JOURNEY TODAY IN THE GRILLED CHEESE

[tame shoal]

9873

[wary wing]

I know it says zombies 2030 coming soon

[opal bobcat]

@coarse cloud can u ask luca for me. Trick or treat

[oak shell]

Wondering when someone is going to enforce this?

[wary wing]

Wondering when your gonna go away again

[opal bobcat]

@dusty loom i didnt ask u

[wary wing]

Oh no come rage hack me and teach me a lesson again hahahah

[echo aurora]

i already ask

[ebon parrot]

Have some grilled cheese brother

[plush shale]

i support everything regarding cheese (except blue cheese)

[tame shoal]

9872

[worldly magnet]

Likely an update release when shop resets in 7hr23mins

[stiff bloom]

@coarse cloud Omg hi I missed you my mute is over

[tame shoal]

9871

[topaz hornet]

maybe the zombie update was the friends we made along the way

[austere umbra]

9870

[ebon parrot]

A common enemy to most.

[deep marsh]

Keep counting guys!

[tame shoal]

9869

[stiff bloom]

[marsh summit]

9868

[blissful trail]

9000

[worldly magnet]

700

[blissful trail]

300

[tame shoal]

9867

[dull sail]

1

[marsh summit]

9866

[frigid snow]

0

[blissful trail]

0.9

[wary thunder]

2

[tame shoal]

9865

[marsh summit]

9864

[tame shoal]

9863

[wary thunder]

-1

[blissful trail]

-2

[marsh summit]

9862

[tame shoal]

9861

[marsh summit]

9860

[wary wing]

420

[tame shoal]

9859

[stone hatch]

9859

[dire pebble]

1

[hoary niche]

I have a confession

[stiff bloom]

I mean tbh the only reason the Reissad team would be so active in the chat would entail that the update is probably dropping within the hour or next <3

[marsh summit]

9858

[tame shoal]

9857

[royal oasis]

we got zombies in tarkov before bodycam xXDD wtf

[unkempt juniper]

42069

[vague lodge]

i quit the game cause i want to update the game asap

[tame shoal]

9856

[marsh summit]

9855

[tame shoal]

9854

[marsh summit]

9853

[merry root]

9853

[tame shoal]

9852

[marsh summit]

9851

[deep marsh]

Or they wanna see us suffer xD

[tame shoal]

9850

[marsh summit]

9849

[tame shoal]

9847

[hoary niche]

go to settings>downloads>delete download cache as soon as update comes out is fastest way to get it, it will make you relogin to steam

[wary wing]

Hurry up guys once the counter hits 0 the update drops!!

[marsh summit]

9846

[merry root]

9845

[tame shoal]

9844

[hoary niche]

0

[blissful trail]

1

[marsh summit]

9843

[tame shoal]

9842

[marsh summit]

9841

[tame shoal]

9840

[marsh summit]

9859

9839

[tame shoal]

9849

[unkempt juniper]

999999999999999999999999999999999999

[frigid snow]

4

[coarse cloud]

missed u too, don't do it again

[tame shoal]

9848

[frigid snow]

3

[unkempt juniper]

0

[tall spoke]

3

[tame shoal]

9847

[frigid snow]

2

[tall spoke]

2

[frigid snow]

1

[tall spoke]

1

[tame shoal]

9846

[gaunt sandal]

3

[tawny ether]

@stiff bloom welcome back daddy

[tall spoke]

0

[frigid snow]

0

[unkempt juniper]

-1

[stiff bloom]

Why are you so meanie to me

[gaunt sandal]

Daddy?

[tall spoke]

-2

[frigid snow]

-3

[tall spoke]

-4

[tawny ether]

9846

[frigid snow]

-5

[tame shoal]

9845

[tall spoke]

-6

[frigid snow]

.7

[tawny ether]

9844

[tall spoke]

-8

[tame shoal]

9843