💬┆general

[drifting pollen]

does controller work for this game too ?

[haughty cedar]

I wanna play the VR half life game so bad. I need a headset.

[viral jay]

by using side software programs yes

[jovial hazel]

I havent played VR half life but that might be scary

[viral jay]

the game does not have official controller support but its planned

[coarse cloud]

I recommend

it's so cool

[drifting pollen]

ok thank you

[jovial hazel]

I'll look into it

[viral jay]

is that half life alyx

[haughty cedar]

I’ve seen nothing but positive reviews. It will be the first game I play when I get a headset.

[jovial hazel]

Maybe?

[viral jay]

ive heard movement is buggy

[coarse cloud]

I have htc vive, I enjoyed it like a small child

[haughty cedar]

I play Bodycam. I’m ready for buggy movement lol

[coarse cloud]

for me it's okey I didn't find issues about the movement

[jovial hazel]

I play Arma, im ready for just about any unintentional game mechanic

[viral jay]

yeah but the game is also vr so it will be a pain in the as

[haughty cedar]

Can’t you switch movement to that teleporting mechanic I always see in vr games?

[viral jay]

i was planning on getting it too but my friend warned me that there are a lot of issues including movement

[jovial hazel]

I think so

[keen dune]

hello

[jovial hazel]

Wassup Astral

[viral jay]

i think thats a feature in every well made vr game

[coarse cloud]

it's a bit difficult at the beginning but you adapt to it, more or less like with bodycam but in its own way

[haughty cedar]

Greetings & Salutations 👋

[jovial hazel]

Yoooo Dev? Or Admeme?

[viral jay]

french identity revealed by accident

[haughty cedar]

But does Alyx pop a tiddy?

[jovial hazel]

a wha

[keen dune]

How are you?

[jovial hazel]

Not bad, chillin

[keen dune]

me too

[flint jolt]

Ngl i thought “dev leak” #👀┆dev-leaks was about a different kind of leak 😀

[jovial hazel]

okay thats wild

[haughty cedar]

The feet pics are in a different thread, pear

[flint jolt]

Thats what im saying

[jovial hazel]

only-dev

[flint jolt]

I figured, i will find them eventually

[haughty cedar]

Bootycam

[flint jolt]

Should make that a channel tbh

[jovial hazel]

@keen dune petition to rename #👀┆dev-leaks to 'only-dev'

[oblique oriole]

I’d sub to that

[haughty cedar]

Same

[keen dune]

xD why ?

[jovial hazel]

We all bought bodycam so we're all essentially subbed to it already

[jovial hazel]

As a play off and just meme, it'd still be for Development leaks

[haughty cedar]

^ Yes

[keen dune]

yea but its not a real "leak" if its posted

[oblique oriole]

Never stopped me from j-

Enjoying

[haughty cedar]

I see what u did there

[oblique oriole]

You can see more for $5/mo pal

[jovial hazel]

Thats wild (my first message got deleted)

Its purpose would be the same, just name changed

[haughty cedar]

😏

[jovial hazel]

I made it a suggestion under the name 'Rename'

[haughty cedar]

For some reason the devs haven’t responded to my suggestion to put all players in assless chaps and change the name to Bootycam.

[viral jay]

for some reason

[haughty cedar]

😂😭

[viral jay]

i wonder why

[oblique oriole]

Maybe it’s already in the works and they don’t want to spoil it?

[haughty cedar]

Let me cook

[flint jolt]

I wonder why...

[haughty cedar]

Let’s be honest, everyone here would download the bootycam mod

[flint jolt]

It is discord so probably

[haughty cedar]

They could even blur out the ass cheeks lmao

[flint jolt]

FBI, this man right here.

[haughty cedar]

My assigned fbi agent is 23 years old with gray hair

[flint jolt]

How much does he have to do on a daily basis?

[haughty cedar]

Let’s just say my search history is…. Troublesome

[flint jolt]

Have you been playing SCP SL?

[jovial hazel]

I know I legitimately have some Federal agent watching me

[haughty cedar]

Lmao same fr

[haughty cedar]

If that’s not on xvideos then no

[jovial hazel]

also Hi Fredrick or whoever my agent is

[flint jolt]

Ok good

[flint jolt]

Yo

[jade shoal]

When game update ?

[flint jolt]

4/20/25

[jade shoal]

You lie

[flint jolt]

420 hehe

[jovial hazel]

Sometime when the Devs get a chance to finish and push it

[oblique oriole]

The update exists in the context of all in which we live and what came before us

[viral jay]

install beta version

[haughty cedar]

Kamala Harris lmao

[oblique oriole]

I live by those words

[flint jolt]

[jovial hazel]

I dont mean to get political but what the FUCK is oatmeal

[jade shoal]

Info says last week?

Do I miss it?

[viral jay]

install beta version, i said that

[flint jolt]

No politics, bad discord users

[jade shoal]

Why?

[viral jay]

because thats the update dude

[jovial hazel]

Yes and the Devs have life too, and bills, and other things they have to attend too

[jade shoal]

What does this have to do?

[jade shoal]

So to play game I have to install different game?

[flint jolt]

They cant spend all the time in the game

[jovial hazel]

It means Updates may be late or early because they have other things to do other than program and work on a game

[haughty cedar]

Try not to be burdened by the oatmeal of your past, but move forward unburdened by the oatmeal of your future

[viral jay]

its not a different game, its just another version which can be downloaded in the steam betas

[jade shoal]

Would not tell us when deleyed like other games ?

[flint jolt]

Bro I haven't had oatmeal since I was six

[jade shoal]

How

[viral jay]

@jade shoal #1260628183380922419 check pinned thread

[haughty cedar]

Does oatmeal even exist? Pretty sure it’s a myth.

[jade shoal]

No access

[oblique oriole]

Don’t expect much. No one is playing it and it is strictly for finding bugs. But yes, you can enjoy a new map they plan on dropping. Just a heads up

[viral jay]

#🎭┆roles get beta tester role

[flint jolt]

It exists, but only as punishment for children

[pale beacon]

go to #🎭┆roles and grab the beta role

[shell beacon]

oh boy im so glad we have more sand colored items in the shop again

[haughty cedar]

Starving children in Ghana won’t even eat a bowl of oatmeal

[jade shoal]

Why would I play empty map. I ask when is update so I play others not lone

[flint jolt]

ye

[jovial hazel]

I'd rather no comms and the update faster cause they're working on it, then a 'hey its gonna be late by a lil bit' and it here like a month from now

[flint jolt]

I offered

[oblique oriole]

It’s for beta testing. But yes, I get your point. Wait for the official update then I guess

[jade shoal]

So no say when update even tho almost 1 week ago?

[oblique oriole]

No 😞

[jade shoal]

Not very good

[oblique oriole]

Content is on the way, just be patient

[drifting pollen]

sorry im new but what button is it to crouch lol

[flint jolt]

C

[viral jay]

c

[drifting pollen]

thank you lol lmao

[oblique oriole]

🤔

[flint jolt]

C deez NUTZ... (sorry)

I had to

[viral jay]

i watched a 2 hours tutorial for project zomboid

[flint jolt]

Uhhh dont die and crouch constantly

[viral jay]

thanks

[flint jolt]

and dont even think about firing a gun unless you're prepared for thermopylae

[viral jay]

ill go in the middle of the city and whistle

[flint jolt]

NO SPIDER MAN

[viral jay]

cart crimes

[raven herald]

Great game

[flint jolt]

Oh, and there's a ranch out in the middle of the forest with a high chance of spawning guns

[jade shoal]

So just wait on update and hope it soon?

[flint jolt]

yeah

[jade shoal]

Not good. Remind of ark

[flint jolt]

WE DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT ARK

[jade shoal]

This feel like ark

[flint jolt]

NO STOP

[jade shoal]

Get told 1 day for dlc. Wait 3 week with no talk from dev

This sounds like ark

[flint jolt]

cease

[jade shoal]

Ark used be so fun

[flint jolt]

HALT

[jade shoal]

Before tek. Good time

[flint jolt]

Mods, throw him into the sun

[jade shoal]

Why

[flint jolt]

Ark isn't bodycam

They can throw me into the sun too

[jade shoal]

Hmm. Communication is

[flint jolt]

Did you know the sun is basically just a giant fusion reactor

[pale beacon]

yeah its a problem, i have described it myself in a post in suggestions. we can just hope that after some time they will have time to communicate more

[viral jay]

its hard alone

[oblique oriole]

I could never play ARK for more than 10 minutes and I hate that. I hear such great things about it, I just couldn’t get into it

[viral jay]

i dont like ark at all

[flint jolt]

GOOD JOB

[viral jay]

thank you lol lmao

[rugged bear]

Aye look you’re a mod now congrats lol

[pale beacon]

thanks!

[raven herald]

it is i haven't succeeded solo yet

[viral jay]

me neither

[timid sedge]

lol

[jade shoal]

We should vote

Make everyone vote for dev to talk or we refund

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-critics-choice-awards-side-eye-confused-clapping-gif-14741917063569043913

[viral jay]

dev to talk where

[jade shoal]

Tell me how to make and I make vote

[viral jay]

you cant

[jade shoal]

Why

[viral jay]

you cant do polls

only suggestions

[jade shoal]

No I want vote

[viral jay]

polls are votes

[jade shoal]

Yes suggestion I mean this. Lets make suggestions for dev to give us more info or refund

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[jade shoal]

They tell us 1 week now is next? Still nothing. I no enjoy

[viral jay]

if you describe it like that it wont work

you described it as a threat

[jade shoal]

It work if we all involve

[viral jay]

it wont work bro you said it as a threat

[jade shoal]

Yes

[coarse bronze]

Crazy dawg

[viral jay]

which obviously wont work

[oblique oriole]

Didn’t you already get this off your chest 2 hours ago bro?

[jade shoal]

No busy got and now just respond

[oblique oriole]

Ok well thanks for sharing

[jade shoal]

?

[oblique oriole]

God bless you

[coarse bronze]

Amen

[jade shoal]

I talk with Luca no u

[coarse cloud]

he can write, we're in general

relax

[coarse bronze]

Relax and eat a hamburber

[viral jay]

for real

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/hamburger-hungry-burger-eating-fast-gif-5199441490075347524

[coarse bronze]

I wish man

[coarse cloud]

I bought hamburgers today

[jade shoal]

I no say he could not?

[coarse bronze]

Jealous.

[jade shoal]

Hamburger devil food

No health in it

[coarse bronze]

Hamburber very godly food

[viral jay]

hamburger greek god food

[coarse cloud]

I'll take the risk

[jade shoal]

Maybe for silly American

[coarse bronze]

I'm European and hamburber good

[coarse cloud]

respect others

[jade shoal]

Where?

[viral jay]

taiwan

[coarse cloud]

Narnia

[coarse bronze]

Engineering go brrrrr

[jade shoal]

Taiwan no Europe

[tiny dust]

lady boys

[viral jay]

taiwan yes europe

[quaint solar]

👀

[jade shoal]

No

[coarse cloud]

he's joking

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-seriously-cat-cat-really-cat-really-look-cat-look-gif-22182662

[jade shoal]

Oh

[coarse bronze]

kat

[viral jay]

thats something zh would say

[coarse bronze]

Germany btw

[tiny dust]

game is game

[jade shoal]

Germany is cool 😎

[coarse bronze]

Germany sucks

It's a fucked up country

[jade shoal]

Better than other

[coarse bronze]

Depends

[viral jay]

mohammad country

[coarse bronze]

Ong
More of them than Germans here

[viral jay]

europe is falling

[jade shoal]

What language is you bio?

[viral jay]

romanian

[jade shoal]

Oh

I never met nice Romanian

[coarse bronze]

Got a buddy from Romania

[potent furnace]

🍆

[jade shoal]

Always very rude or stupid

[potent furnace]

whoa

[jade shoal]

Sorry not stupid. Wrong word

[viral jay]

hell yeah

[tribal pike]

e

[viral jay]

godly country y

[jade shoal]

I do not know what word is for what Itrying to say. Not stupid

[viral jay]

where are you from redbeard5010

[coarse bronze]

Only met nice people from Romania lol

Taiwan

[viral jay]

taiwan

[coarse bronze]

Cheap cigarettes

[viral jay]

bulgaria got them cheaper

[jade shoal]

Turkmenistan

[viral jay]

based turkmenistan

[jade shoal]

What

[viral jay]

we got a post soviet💪

[jade shoal]

Yes

[coarse bronze]

Got a passport from the ussr at home lmao

[viral jay]

same

[coarse bronze]

based

[viral jay]

ive got ukrainian family

some

[jade shoal]

Ukraine bad

[flint jolt]

Bro

[jade shoal]

Or leader bad sorry

[flint jolt]

I have a but bite between my toes and it hurts rlly bad, fuck these flies man

[viral jay]

leader bad country good

[jade shoal]

Yes that what I mean

[flint jolt]

🐟

[jade shoal]

Zelensk wants war

[coarse bronze]

what even

[jade shoal]

Yes very

[viral jay]

hell yeah zelensk

[jade shoal]

No hell no

[jade shoal]

What this mean

[coarse bronze]

hamburber wants no war
vote hamburber for world leader

[pale beacon]

basically please dont talk about politics

[viral jay]

.ban

[coarse bronze]

btw
Proud of u that u made it

[viral jay]

thanks

[pale beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407358632590835726/926216349905211392/image0-1-3-2.gif

[jade shoal]

Okay

[narrow sun]

[pale beacon]

thasnksies

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-jack-sparrow-oh-why-me-gif-17280733

[coarse bronze]

How do I become a moderator

Asking for a friend

[coarse bronze]

Would buy you a hamburbur

[pale beacon]

well in my case, as i understood, some mods either left or became inactive, so zoox asked for recommendations. and i was one of the people recommended

[viral jay]

muffy deserved it

[pale beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-twitch-unedited-andy-gif-23569746

[viral jay]

are any slots left tho?

[pale beacon]

i dunno ngl

[coarse cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/little-girl-window-peek-meh-stare-gif-9468418

[viral jay]

are there any applications?

[viral jay]

my friend had this girl as pfp some years ago and i thought its his little sister

[coarse cloud]

hahahh

[coarse bronze]

Honesty
Understandable

[viral jay]

she was in some backseat of a car

man i thought twd would chill out for a bit but in each episode something bad happens

[coarse cloud]

ye

[viral jay]

it was chill back at the farm but there were still some issues with shane

[oblique oriole]

Bro got my hopes up 😞

[narrow sun]

[coarse bronze]

I have a question dad

[narrow sun]

Wat

[coarse bronze]

can u get me a hamburber

[narrow sun]

Fs got cashapp

[coarse bronze]

don't even know if that exists in Europe 😭

[narrow sun]

Oop

[coarse bronze]

Update
Doenst exist in my country

[flint jolt]

when will anime skins happen

[viral jay]

never

[coarse bronze]

Hopefully never

[flint jolt]

stellar blade ultimate bunny outfits when

[viral jay]

never

[narrow sun]

How I buy you food

[coarse bronze]

Comer over
We go to McDonald's
U get hamburber

For me to eat

[flint jolt]

This is why game is not being played buy a lot of people lack of bunny girls

[coarse bronze]

Game having 700k players on early access
"This is why game is not being played"

[pale beacon]

its early access thats why
not alot to do, so not alot of people play

[narrow sun]

[coarse bronze]

Enough to do to keep me busy

[jade shoal]

This is why I think we should start vote for better talk by devs

[flint jolt]

steam charts is not showing 700k brotha

1k peak according to steam charts

[coarse bronze]

Read that somewhere here
Don't know if it's true or not
All I think about is hamburber

[jade shoal]

Steam chart say no more than 4.5k played

[pale beacon]

oh he means 700k in the leaderboard

[flint jolt]

Are you referring to day 1 peak?

[pale beacon]

700k diferent people atleast opened it

[flint jolt]

Oh

[jade shoal]

What if many people buy the game then dev spends money to make game better then people refund game

Or do steam hold money for 2 week for refund ?

[viral jay]

a man who thinks all the time

[pale beacon]

yeah they do

[coarse bronze]

[flint jolt]

My friends refunded the game to buy a different game

A better metric is concurrent players

[jade shoal]

If no think we die

[flint jolt]

I refunded a game that I bought a year ago

[viral jay]

thats not possible

[flint jolt]

as long as you havent played it for more than 2 hours its fine

[jade shoal]

Good idea. I wished i could as able to do this but I played to much

[viral jay]

theres a 2 week refund time bro

[flint jolt]

lies

[jade shoal]

No it’s truth

[viral jay]

check steam refund policy yourself

[flint jolt]

regardless it worked for me so

[jade shoal]

U are the lie

[viral jay]

no it didnt

[flint jolt]

it worked for me fam, stop the cap

[jade shoal]

Show us

[thorn garden]

its either 1. played less than 2 hours OR 2. had it for less than 2 weeks

[flint jolt]

the only thing is if you bought, in-game stuff they cant refund those

[viral jay]

he said hes got it for a year which is not possible

[jade shoal]

No because they tell me I can’t refund because longer than 2 week even when I only have 35 min time on game

[plush shale]

its more of a "you are less likely to get a refund if its been longer than 2 weeks" not impossible but less likely to happen

[flint jolt]

I'llplay again after they release zombie mode

hopefully thats good

[jade shoal]

If he is truther he can show us

[viral jay]

it would be cool if they added melee weapons when the zombie gamemode is released

[flint jolt]

there is only 30 viewers in twitch though

[jade shoal]

Game is dead this is sad but I still like

[flint jolt]

When i was streaming i was getting 400 viewers max and 50 viewers min

so i kinda think game died

[jade shoal]

That means no thing

Maybe u jjst bad streamer

[flint jolt]

hype season is over

uhm

[oblique oriole]

Servers are still full of life so

[jade shoal]

Can’t put ur views on if game is dead or not. Maybe people just don’t like see you playing

[flint jolt]

I was getting 500 max i think those are good numbers..

[jade shoal]

But now u get 50. This does not mean dead game because less watch u maybe they found out u bad streamer so watch another

[flint jolt]

Maybe player count will go up again once zombie update drop though?

[jade shoal]

Yes I hope

But that will be next year

[jovial hazel]

Thats not even next year bruh

[flint jolt]

3deadidols dropped ep of the year

[jovial hazel]

Its less then 3 months away

[jade shoal]

Yes but they will say Halloween then Christmas come and still no update or post from dev

[jovial hazel]

Your stream views dont constitute how popular a game is

[jade shoal]

Yes I say this to him. Silly man

[jovial hazel]

wtf are you even on about, the game hasnt even been out for more then 6 months

[flint jolt]

I'm saying in twitch

[jovial hazel]

Stream views dont constitute how popular a game is.

[jade shoal]

I did no say it has ?

[flint jolt]

there are only 30 viewrs rn

[steel coyote]

you guys are braindead if you genuinely believe hype doesnt help with views

[jade shoal]

This man cannot read properly

[bleak walrus]

guys

[jovial hazel]

Im not saying it does or doesnt. Im saying stream views doesnt constitute how popular a game is

[bleak walrus]

why arent frag granades usable ingame

[flint jolt]

what does then?

[jovial hazel]

The amount of players

[bleak walrus]

like I always have a stun granade with me but I only see frag on training

[steel coyote]

but the popularity of said game dictates how many views you'll likely get

[jovial hazel]

Eh not necessarily

[flint jolt]

there are only 1k players rn

[jade shoal]

U can

[steel coyote]

likely is keyword

[bleak walrus]

how

[jovial hazel]

Hey quick question when was the game released?

[jade shoal]

Sometimes game give flash and sometime grenade

[flint jolt]

The more viewers a game has = the more players are playing it

[bleak walrus]

oh

[flint jolt]

easy correlation

[jade shoal]

New game should have more people not less ?

[bleak walrus]

also can we edit loadout or just random?

[steel coyote]

only random for now

[jovial hazel]

Hey quick question when the game was released, how popular were the Devs?

[bleak walrus]

hope they bring more pistols more pistol only modes

[steel coyote]

not how it works. newer games have more hype because theyre new/innovative projects

[flint jolt]

exactly

[bleak walrus]

and also they need to optimize tumblewood fr

[jovial hazel]

Not if the devs are barely popular

[jade shoal]

Crazy wolf sounds like silly child

[bleak walrus]

I have 3070 and only get 25 fps with fsr 3 frame gen off

[flint jolt]

You fr glazing the game

[steel coyote]

unrelated. how old are you

[jovial hazel]

I can find indie games on itch.io that are better then most game devs and are barely popular

[jovial hazel]

17. How old are you?

[uneven yoke]

That’s subjective

[steel coyote]

better as in?

[flint jolt]

new games = less players. Is the most silly argument I heard today

[jovial hazel]

Better gameplay, story, etc

[jade shoal]

Why this matter to us silly boy

[steel coyote]

this is all subjective lmao

[jovial hazel]

When did I say new games = less players?

[jade shoal]

Haha so he is child. I know it

[jovial hazel]

Im saying the devs are unpopular and the game is new so its less heard of

[jade shoal]

Game is very heard of actually

[steel coyote]

this game had been hyped months before its release lmao

[flint jolt]

You implied it? By saying its only early access therefore, having less players is to be expected?

[uneven yoke]

It’s been on top selling since it came out

So not sure what you mean

[jovial hazel]

I mean before the game

[jovial hazel]

Not everyone has the same FYP on yt or tiktok

[uneven yoke]

They’ve never had a game in EA before so it couldn’t be judged

[steel coyote]

not my point 🤦‍♂️

[flint jolt]

The dev of manor lords is also unpopular, yet its a best seller, your argument is not checking out my guy

[jade shoal]

Let just ignore the silly 17 old boy who live the game. He will not back down

[flat rain]

The beefing is crazy

[jovial hazel]

No I wont cause y'all are makin a dumbass argument over a Early access game

[flint jolt]

Good god

[jade shoal]

Yes 1 man dev make better game then 2 dev and he talk more. Good game good dev

[jovial hazel]

If y'all are so god damn focused on having a good game similar go play Squad or wait for Unrecord

[jade shoal]

Quiet silly boy.

[jovial hazel]

Nah im not gonna quiet

[steel coyote]

squad is nothing like bodycam lmao

[flat rain]

Gulp

[jade shoal]

People have spoken

[jovial hazel]

No but its more similar in movement and more realistic so

[flint jolt]

Just to be clear, I'm not saying this game is bad, I'm just saying it's not popular. Just so we're clear

[jade shoal]

Ohhh he is so scared

[pale beacon]

yeah, but youre not considering the fact that due to the game being early access, there isnt much interest
people tried the new thing out, got bored of it, and now waiting for updates/release

[jovial hazel]

And by realistic, I mean comparing it to most games

[steel coyote]

you mean 'tactical' games?

[jovial hazel]

Oh nooo im scared of a fucking foreigner lmfao, go watch american politics and entertain yourself

[uneven yoke]

People who are argue their own views but not to see others aren’t to be argued with.

This entire conversation is one sided.

[jovial hazel]

Yes

[steel coyote]

thats gotta be racist

[pale beacon]

i havent kept much notice tbh

[flint jolt]

What you are using redherring now, because you are losing the argument?

[jade shoal]

Why would I watch silly Americans ? Only other silly Americans do that

[jovial hazel]

How? The entire world is watching american politics, and tbf its pretty funny so

[oblique oriole]

Bro getting worked up over an EA game

[steel coyote]

im talking about the fact you emphasized 'foreigner'

as if that was an insult in any way

[jade shoal]

Because he call me a foreigner. Silly boy you are foreigner too

[jovial hazel]

I said it like that because he wants to say im scared, which infact is nowhere near close to what im feeling

[steel coyote]

calling him a foreigner still has nothing to do with his insults

[jade shoal]

I mean to say you are so scary

[flint jolt]

@jovial hazel I don't know what nationality got to do with early access games, but nice job conjuring an incoherent argument

[jade shoal]

He is just a silly child

[steel coyote]

I guess he finally swallowed his own bullshit. good for him

[jade shoal]

I ignore it okay

[flint jolt]

What I want to know is how come he is so offended? This is not his game?

[uneven yoke]

Who cares really

[flint jolt]

He made it a big deal, we were just chatting

[jade shoal]

He young still. He will learn one day

[uneven yoke]

As I said the people who only care about their own views aren’t to be argued with.

[flint jolt]

Maybe he thinks the devs will give him brownie points for being a white knight or sum

[coarse bronze]

Fr

[uneven yoke]

Fr

[coarse bronze]

To be fair
Would be interesting

[uneven yoke]

For you maybe 😂

[coarse bronze]

yes

As well as a hamburber

[uneven yoke]

Salad

[coarse bronze]

Is on a hamburber :3

[viral jay]

i bought arena war workshop on gta

[flint jolt]

cheater makes teammates rage quit and i get to play 2 cheaters with a teamkiller on my team

[worldly igloo]

did those 2 new maps ever come out?

[coarse bronze]

funny cars go brrrr

[viral jay]

soon

[viral jay]

today ive done 3 cayos by myself

[coarse bronze]

dayum

didnt they got nerfed
havent played in a long time

[viral jay]

they did sadly

[coarse bronze]

sucks

[flint jolt]

unrecord releasing 3025

[coarse bronze]

i remember getting 2 mil each
as a duo

[viral jay]

setups cost 100k now

[coarse bronze]

holy fuck

[uneven yoke]

Rich man

[coarse bronze]

wasnt it 25k before 😭

[viral jay]

it was

[coarse bronze]

4x the price is crazy

[viral jay]

ive got more from casinos now

[jade shoal]

I have to go now. It was nice chatting I will return

[viral jay]

ive got from a casino 1.8 mil and on cayo 1mil solo

[uneven yoke]

Have a good one

[viral jay]

actually 2.1 mil on casino but the cut is a lot

[coarse bronze]

i remember gambling everything i had away
even sold cars at some point to continue gambling

[viral jay]

💀

[coarse bronze]

true dedication

[viral jay]

thats a real man out there

99% gamblers quit before winning

[coarse bronze]

exactly 🗣️

[uneven yoke]

99% of gamblers go broke before winning

I would know 😭😭😭😭😭

[viral jay]

actually 1%

[coarse bronze]

not if u sell feetpics

[uneven yoke]

Is that gambling tho

[oblique oriole]

That’s how I got my fortune

[coarse bronze]

its money you get access to for gambling

[uneven yoke]

Oh true

[coarse bronze]

see :3

anyways
can i promote my onlyfans?

asking for a friend ofc

[oblique oriole]

Back in 16’ I was shipping out pounds of foot dust. That was before the market got saturated

The golden years

[hasty kayak]

gambling bad for you!!!!

[viral jay]

with your feet in the air and your head on the ground

[coarse bronze]

no!

[hasty kayak]

naughty naughty

[coarse bronze]

gambling is the most fun way to lose money

and ur gonna get rid of it either ways
so why not gamble

[hasty kayak]

coz it's weird

[coarse bronze]

its fun

[wispy stirrup]

Can someone explain how the leveling system works.. im quite lost on that point. just droppd from Soldat to rookie after a good match

[fiery heart]

I really enjoy this game but I wonder when they're going to add select fire mode to the guns, to give it a more e depth gameplay challenge?

[uneven yoke]

Was it death match?

[inner meadow]

This Game is hard

[wispy stirrup]

free for all

[coarse bronze]

harder than a hamburber

[inner meadow]

😂

[uneven yoke]

If you didn’t come in first you lose rating in death match

[wispy stirrup]

are you rankd based on k/d or total kills? 🤔

[fiery heart]

This game isn't that hard only reason this game is a challenge the majority people because there's no select fire function, it mitigates The Recoil and majority can't maintain the recoil

[heavy lake]

OMG SIGMA

[uneven yoke]

You’re based on wins for rating. The R points are on performance for kills and you get a win bonus.

[coarse bronze]

recoil control in this game is much easier than in others for me lol

[fiery heart]

For sure is

I saw something about they going to add a zombie mode that sound super fun can't wait

[coarse bronze]

same honestly

[fiery root]

was just winning a 6v4 and got kicked because of it 💀

half my team switched to the other one or left when we were losing

teamswitching shouldnt be an option when teams are unbalanced

[oblique oriole]

Does anyone have any tips on not being so good at the game?

[placid swallow]

When will people learn that their finger decides if it wants to be single shot or full auto 😂

[placid swallow]

Hide in basement on worn house

[fiery root]

switch team everytime youre losing

[oblique oriole]

I will try those, thanks

[placid swallow]

I’ve been mainly playing worn house the last few days and I avg 15-25 kills per TDM match, and it always ends with me getting kicked, or people camping basement. They need to add a second entrance to basement and rework the kick system

[viral jay]

yeah

[shut swallow]

Can there be a way to adjust fov added to fix the issues of pov on super ultra wide

[viral jay]

everytime i go when i come back i see new people typing here

[viral jay]

theres no fov adjustment since your pov is a camera

[placid swallow]

I recommend playing the game at a normal aspect ratio, you can’t stretch a cameras picture without warping the image it has taken

[viral jay]

indeed

[shut swallow]

POV is zoomed in on super ultra wide causing the game to not look as intended

So that argument is invalid cause it doesn’t show the camera view as intended

[viral jay]

then thats a you problem

[shut swallow]

Sounds like a dev issue

[placid swallow]

If you stretch an image taken by a camera, the center of the image becomes larger. “Stretched”. the center of your pov is now out of place because it’s not intended to be played like that

[viral jay]

if it does not look as intended theres either a glitch or a you problem

[oblique oriole]

Stretched

[viral jay]

Hello Ok

[shut swallow]

How about letting devs speak rather than being a piece of shit thinking you know everything

[viral jay]

i was just trying to help, if youd want to speak dirrectly to the devs youd check the other channels before talking here

[placid swallow]

Are you okay?

[coarse bronze]

im on lucas side

[viral jay]

little anger issues but hes not the first im arguing with

[placid swallow]

Mans came to gen chat to talk to devs. Fucking bozo

[coarse bronze]

dont know what its about
but he said something positiv about gambling

[viral jay]

@shut swallow #🎫┆contact-us #1249539137439268914 check those bro

[viral jay]

real one

[placid swallow]

Do 15 seconds of critical thinking as to why super ultra wide cannot work on a game that is played from a bodycams PERSPECTIVE

Bro tryna walk around with one of the 360 degree cameras lol

[coarse bronze]

still dont know what its about
but i play on 5140x1440 and it runs perfectly with no stretch and whatsoever

[viral jay]

also, general chat is about asking questions which arent relevant enough to create a ticket or report it to the specific channels, thats why most people write their issues here and collaborate with others that know more

[oblique oriole]

GYAT

[coarse bronze]

general chat is about everything tho

[oblique oriole]

General chat is only for General Rank

[viral jay]

i was talking about the q&a and not just general talk

[coarse bronze]

fair fair

[viral jay]

mini batman do you have netflix

[coarse bronze]

yes i do

[viral jay]

watch the walking dead

[coarse bronze]

you can call me hamburber as well

[coarse bronze]

on the weekend sure

[viral jay]

aight hamburger

[coarse bronze]

hamburber :(

[placid swallow]

Anybody down to run some Worm House TDM in a little?

[viral jay]

my bad hamburber

[viral jay]

most people talk about that in #🎮┆looking-for-group

[placid swallow]

Good to know

[coarse bronze]

yay

but ill watch it on the weekend when i got some time off work
dont really have time on days i work

[viral jay]

you work? how old are you

[placid swallow]

Chris Tyson inbound

[coarse bronze]

18 lol

[viral jay]

damn im 15

[placid swallow]

Uno reverse card

[oblique oriole]

I had 4 jobs when I was 15

And a mortgage

[viral jay]

i have one but its not official🕉️🕉️🕉️🕉️

[wispy stirrup]

thank you for answ 😄

[placid swallow]

I had 4 grandchildren when I was born lil bro

[viral jay]

i work for my mother

[viral jay]

i had 7 wives before i even got born lil bro

[coarse bronze]

damn
3 years to go until gambling

[viral jay]

real

mini batman you see my pfp

[placid swallow]

Fuck man. Atleast we have more then @oblique oriole and his broke self

[viral jay]

hes badass in twd

[coarse bronze]

yes i do
as far as i know from twd

[oblique oriole]

Inshallah brother

[viral jay]

for real

[viral jay]

lmfaoo i forgot to mention theyre 5

[coarse bronze]

AYOOOOOO

[viral jay]

hes badass

[coarse bronze]

yeah?

[viral jay]

hell yeah

im working out forearms and i have injection tomorrow

[coarse bronze]

damn

last injecting into my arms i got was for covid

[viral jay]

mine aswell but i need to do some against cancer

and the muscular fever will make it painful

[coarse bronze]

damn

cancer buddies you say?

[viral jay]

i hope not its just lowering the chances of getting it

[coarse bronze]

ohhh

good luck man

[viral jay]

youve got cancer?

[coarse bronze]

its complicated
i havent gotten it yet but i will due to inheritation

[viral jay]

which type

[coarse bronze]

like from generation to generation

[coarse bronze]

pain in the ass cancer
literally

[viral jay]

same for me but with diabetes

but i have a healthy lifestyle so im alright

[coarse bronze]

jeez

i wish man

[viral jay]

but im vulnerable

[viral jay]

same for you man

[coarse bronze]

what 😭

[viral jay]

i unfortunately did not read that correctly

💸💸💸💸

[uneven yoke]

Money

[viral jay]

gamble

[viral jay]

chips i have question

[narrow sun]

[vapid crater]

NEW WEAPON

[narrow sun]

[coarse bronze]

im proud of you

[viral jay]

batman i got to the glenn part

[uneven yoke]

What’s up

[narrow sun]

ITS

[uneven yoke]

[narrow sun]

NOT FUN

[viral jay]

do you have to be over 18 to be in the staff team?

[uneven yoke]

Not that I’m aware of no

[narrow sun]

[viral jay]

good to know

[narrow sun]

ILL VOTE FOR LUCA HE PRETTY COOL

[viral jay]

💔

[narrow sun]

MUFFY ISNT AND NEITHER IS DEANS THEY BOTH

[uneven yoke]

It’s kind of just how you carry yourself and how helpful / active you are. I’m sure if a 14 year old was dedicated enough they could be seen a potential pick up.

[viral jay]

hell yeah

[uneven yoke]

But it’s all dependent on open spots / activity / helpfulness.

[narrow sun]

[viral jay]

could i apply in #🎫┆contact-us ?

[uneven yoke]

Bilingual is a plus as wel

Well*

There are no formal applications it’s mostly by reference.

[narrow sun]

I SPEAK 3 LANGUAGES

[viral jay]

so could i create a ticket to adress to them dirrectly?

[coarse bronze]

does hamburber count as helpful as well?

[uneven yoke]

I mean you could attempt to do so, but I’m unaware of how far that ticket will go.

[uneven yoke]

Yes

[viral jay]

i will take that in consideration, thank you

[coarse bronze]

very good to know :o

[coarse bronze]

mention hamburbur
its helpful

[oblique oriole]

Is there a role to moderate the moderators? Can I apply for that

Or maybe moderate the moderator who is moderating the original moderators

[uneven yoke]

Apply for Zooxs role

[viral jay]

@uneven yoke i applied, could i send you privately what i wrote?

[uneven yoke]

Sure you can

[oblique oriole]

Ill try that

[uneven yoke]

I already used you as a reference for that role

So good luck pal

[outer void]

i love this game!

[oblique oriole]

Lol no reference needed Zooxs and I go WAY back

[uneven yoke]

[viral jay]

hamburbur a real one

[coarse bronze]

thanks man

[uneven yoke]

What’s on the agenda today

[viral jay]

mushrooms on pizza

[coarse bronze]

ew

[chrome spoke]

calzone

[coarse bronze]

just ate a quadrupple cheese pizza

[viral jay]

i used to love it now i hate it

[uneven yoke]

I’m just waiting for work to end

[viral jay]

i ate yellow watermelon

[coarse bronze]

the more cheese the better

[coarse bronze]

normal watamelon the best

[viral jay]

both are awesome

[gilded coral]

Hello chips

[uneven yoke]

Hey Buffer

[gilded coral]

How we doing this evening

[uneven yoke]

Working

[viral jay]

why not greeting others too😔

[uneven yoke]

Again can you believe it

[gilded coral]

Hello Luca

[coarse bronze]

id cry if i had to work rn

[uneven yoke]

I’m already crying

[gilded coral]

What a sad and tragic moment

[viral jay]

hell yeah hello Buffer

[uneven yoke]

Send the rescue helicopter

[gilded coral]

How we doing this evening

[gilded coral]

I can send the rescue redneck thats bout all i got

[uneven yoke]

That works honestly

[viral jay]

really well, im watching the walking dead💪🏽💪🏽

[gilded coral]

Ight hes on a 4 stroke and he's bringing u one too

[gilded coral]

Watched like one episode of that then went back to Young Sheldon

Then Young Sheldon ended and I was very disappointed

[viral jay]

the series are awesome man

i loved it from the first episode

now im at the 6th season so far

[gilded coral]

I watched WD when I was little

But that's like the OG wd ykwim

[viral jay]

probably

[coarse bronze]

i want og gambling back
that was virtual money back then

[gilded coral]

Pokerstars VR

I spent like $550 on Pokerstars VR

[viral jay]

i dropped meat from the freezer on my leg which was -27 degrees celsius

i broke my feet

[gilded coral]

Anyways I gotta go run this truck and see what's wrong with it

[viral jay]

goodluck

[uneven yoke]

You guys gonna race?

[viral jay]

racing with trucks💪🏽

[uneven yoke]

Buffer is racing on foot

[gilded coral]

Yeah lol

Probably need to clean out my IAC valve or just get a new one since oil pressure runs low when I'm accelorating

But this just started happening after changing tranny filter

So idk, prob just gonna change IAC valve

[viral jay]

@gilded coral is your pfp referring to rdr2 ?

[gilded coral]

My background?

[viral jay]

yes

[gilded coral]

Nah im just a cowboy

[viral jay]

texan!!!

[gilded coral]

more like redneck but either way

[viral jay]

fireworks outside

[uneven yoke]

Easy does it

[gilded coral]

lots of stuff pointing to IAC Valve

easy fix just take off the intake and unplug MAF Sensor and then unplug the IAC valve and then clean/replace it, plug it back in put it all back together

[uneven yoke]

Come over here and replace my spark plugs for me

[gilded coral]

ez fix

what do you drive again

[uneven yoke]

2013 Ford Escape S

They’re right in front

[gilded coral]

garbage vehicle but ez

[uneven yoke]

Just unplug the cover and pull em out

[gilded coral]

why cant u do it

[uneven yoke]

Im lazy

And I don’t want to break them

[gilded coral]

make slowmode like 5 seconds pls

[uneven yoke]

I can’t control that :((

[gilded coral]

who can

[uneven yoke]

Admin+

[gilded coral]

it's a 5/8 socket with an extension

deep well socket

[uneven yoke]

You might not even need an extension honestly

[gilded coral]

well depends they shouldnt be but like 5 inches deep or less

I did coils on an 04 escape xlt when my dad sold it to me

had to buy a whole new wiring harness

(from the junkyard)

can you ask the admin to remove slowmode pls this shit is really annoying lmao

[uneven yoke]

It’ll be removed on the condition of replacing my spark plugs

[gilded coral]

bruh

[honest void]

hello everyone

[viral jay]

fivem name

hello tho

[gilded coral]

lmfaooo

[quaint crow]

How do i pick up bomb to disable it?

[viral jay]

press e to pick it up and hold left click to disarm it

[quaint crow]

Thank you just lost a match cause of it lmao 😂

[uneven yoke]

Last episode of a good anime now I got nothing to watch 😭

[fleet holly]

Happens to the best of us 🤣

[quaint crow]

Transitioning from comsole getting the hang of it

[fleet holly]

o7 good luck! This is a hard game to jump into first time KBM that's for SURE!

[trail thistle]

blawg is not the one out of the two main developers of Bodycam available on steam for 29.99$ prices vary depending on country

[viral jay]

yeah

[weak shuttle]

any1 know how to make shitty alc. go down easier, 40% and taste like straight butthole i keep throwing up lol, even pluging my nose

[uneven yoke]

Drink more and you’ll hardly notice it

Or get a chaser

Or drink something smoother

Lot of other ways but most of the time alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good it’s for the effect 😂

[fleet holly]

Could also be allergic to whatever in it if you keep throwing it up... but I'm no doc

[weak shuttle]

factual statement, its really only this alc. cutty sark whiskey, shits terrible xd

[weak shuttle]

true

[uneven yoke]

I’ve never had it but I’m sure if it’s 40% it’s not for the taste

It’s like drinking malort

Mostly a gag drink

[weak shuttle]

frrrrrrr

[uneven yoke]

@fleet holly should know about Malort

[fleet holly]

I couldn't tell you everything I drank in the Navy. Most those port visits are a blur

[uneven yoke]

I forgot he’s not from Chicago

So maybe not

[quaint crow]

This and Dayz been playimg alot of

[fleet holly]

I still got to reach out about that pickle beer @uneven yoke

[uneven yoke]

When you come down to visit I’ll get you some Malort

[fleet holly]

Yeah any game where you use KBM will help build muscle memory, then from there you can preference key binds (hardest part of getting use to it really)

Tbh, any CoD game has a decent FPS default keybind layout imo

But it's all opinion, like I still switch Grenade from G to F in it

[fleet holly]

[quaint crow]

Thats the hard is the keyboard

Should of paid more attention in computer class

[viral jay]

whats the topic people

[wooden tendon]

-# shi idk

[half portal]

topic is croissants

[valid mulch]

not a fan of them

[uneven yoke]

Flaky

[viral jay]

dayz goated game

[valid mulch]

only because not one I had was good

[fleet holly]

Crispy buttery

[valid mulch]

i like looks, not the authentic smell or taste

[half portal]

new topic: popcorn

[valid mulch]

love that

[half portal]

same

[viral jay]

good when movie

[weak shuttle]

once inna while

[quaint crow]

It is man never disappoints

[wooden tendon]

New topic: WHEN IS THIS DAMN UPDATE COMIN??

[half portal]

wha? ohhh

[valid mulch]

now i salt mine and butter it, AND SOMEONE I KNOW says thats is horrible... he eats it plain (air popped)

[viral jay]

i havent got anyone to play with so its just in my library untouched almost

[coarse bronze]

Breaking news
Sharks on cocaine is a thing now

[fleet holly]

Dming you the meme @uneven yoke 🤣

[viral jay]

realization

[half portal]

indeed

[weak shuttle]

never

[viral jay]

realization

[half portal]

guys whats your favorite movie

[quaint crow]

All my homies play it on console so i feel ya man

[coarse bronze]

Meatballman

[half portal]

YOOOOOOOOO

[coarse bronze]

How you doin fine sir

[wooden tendon]

Bro I heard there's some new dark oxygen at the bottom of the ocean

[viral jay]

butter with popcorn?

[valid mulch]

like popcorn butter

[half portal]

im doing very oki, you?

[willow rose]

they should add like a first responder mode right?

[viral jay]

never heard of that

[valid mulch]

D:

[coarse bronze]

dark oxygen update for new troops you say?

[viral jay]

popcorn with salted caramel tho

[coarse bronze]

Doing good
Wanted to go sleep 2hrs ago

[valid mulch]

not a fan of caramel

[coarse bronze]

But no gambling today so improvement

[half portal]

play bodycam instead 😎

[wooden tendon]

Dark oxygen before gta 6😭 🙏

[viral jay]

me neither but fits good in icecream

[coarse bronze]

I'm in bed already

[viral jay]

dark oxygen does NOT exist

[coarse bronze]

Bro
That joke sucks more than some people for 20 bucks

[half portal]

Id like to make a joke buttt, prob not good idea

[valid mulch]

yes, but i like mint chocolate chips personally

[wooden tendon]

I'm not sure if it's actually real though

[quaint crow]

Best settings to play on? Kinda hard seeimg players in wooded map

[half portal]

get uppp

[fleet holly]

Pronounced "car-mel" or "Cara-mel" Kappa

[valid mulch]

both

[viral jay]

i really like full mint icecream its awesome

[coarse bronze]

You know what time we have
And I also have to work 10hrs after I get up

[half portal]

10hrs?? bro what do you do

[viral jay]

caramel in non english languages caramel in english

[wooden tendon]

Yeah there's serval news articles about dark oxygen

[wooden tendon]

[fleet holly]

Caramel Caramel. Got it!

[coarse bronze]

I usually just work 4 days a week yk
And need my 40hrs so 10hr shift it is

[viral jay]

caramel caramel still delicious

[half portal]

damn, well good luck on that

[coarse bronze]

Gonna need it man

[wooden tendon]

@viral jay it is real

[half portal]

bro is on special operations

[coarse bronze]

Ain't tryna fall asleep on the job
Got 5hrs until it starts all over again

[viral jay]

i have to check first

[half portal]

bro thats so early

[viral jay]

sleep man

[coarse bronze]

Thinking too much any gambling and hamburbur
Cant sleep

[wooden tendon]

There's several news articles they just found it like 2 days ago

[coarse bronze]

It is what it is right

[half portal]

what do even work with that requires that heavy shifts

[coarse bronze]

Mainly as an instructor

[half portal]

I see

huh

[coarse bronze]

Goodbye fucker

[wooden tendon]

Wsg

[viral jay]

what did bro do to the russian federation

[half portal]

bro is Zelensky

[wooden tendon]

-# nothing

[fleet holly]

@analog lichen I'm pretty sure this wasn't suppose to come back, yeah?

[analog lichen]

who delete my message

[half portal]

im not clicking that link

[coarse bronze]

Bros in trouble

[viral jay]

mods probably because youve sent a link

[analog lichen]

what are you on about pal gulp

[coarse bronze]

Gotcha :3

[viral jay]

wrong reply i meant to say that to web

[coarse bronze]

U underestimate the power of hamburber

[analog lichen]

hamburger

[coarse bronze]

Hamburber

[viral jay]

i am fully aware of the power of hamburber

[half portal]

hamburber W

[coarse bronze]

my man

[coarse bronze]

Would eat one with u ngl

[fleet holly]

Hamburbur

[half portal]

borgors

[coarse bronze]

I want a hamburbur role

[viral jay]

on real

[coarse bronze]

Would be fucking awesome to have

[analog lichen]

on hamburber

[half portal]

if you get one i will too

[coarse bronze]

New lifegoal

[half portal]

frr

achieve hamburbur role

aim for the stars yk

[coarse bronze]

fr
anyways
How are the meatballs going so far

[viral jay]

garlic meatballs

[half portal]

going good they be rollin

[coarse bronze]

ayyyy

[half portal]

tasting awesome as always

[coarse bronze]

tryhard is our meatballman

[viral jay]

meatballman

[half portal]

wait a moment

[coarse bronze]

oh oh

[half portal]

there we go

now I can deliever meatballs everywhere

[coarse bronze]

WOAH

THIS IS AWESOME

[half portal]

indeed 😎

[coarse bronze]

bro is him

[half portal]

frfrfrfr

[rich laurel]

ranked when

[coarse bronze]

when death diving? ;3

[half portal]

you want meatballs?

[rich laurel]

I just ate half a pound of protein I am good

[coarse bronze]

you want hamburber?

[half portal]

I have a bridge like some hundred meters from me I can whenever heh

[rich laurel]

I want ranked

[coarse bronze]

Hamburber

[half portal]

alright hit me up if you want some

[coarse bronze]

Awe :(

[rich laurel]

Ok

[valid mulch]

i want hamburbr D:

[half portal]

I can get there in like 3 minutes with bike

[viral jay]

not planned but #1249538831061876769

[coarse bronze]

Yippe

We can do hamburbur date

[half portal]

petition: make a meatball and hamburbur server emoji

[coarse bronze]

Except u a guy
My girlfriend told me she's more worried about me flirting with guys than with girls

[fleet holly]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-panther-hamburger-gif-13280637

[half portal]

thats interesting

[coarse bronze]

was confused myself

but I'm scared of women so I can understand her

[half portal]

lool

[coarse bronze]

Anyways
Hamburbur gambling date

sounds like definition of romantic to me

[half portal]

indeed

me?

[coarse bronze]

yes you Mister meatball man

so a 50/50
would u gamble with me?

[half portal]

well, sure.
but
how?

[pliant shale]

[coarse bronze]

Hamburbur

Ohhh yeaaa

[narrow sun]

[viral jay]

bro really hates mods

[analog lichen]

hello

[coarse bronze]

He also hates his childs because no hamburbur for me

[narrow sun]

Whatsup orphan man

[half portal]

meatballman*