💬┆general

[uneven yoke]

Most companies don’t think of you as an adult until you’re 21. Then when you are 21 you need 30 years of experience.

[tall topaz]

Yea I did shit out there all you did was push pencils and sit at a desk man

[gilded coral]

I think anybody working should get cred bc people these days are lazy as hell

[analog spindle]

please do. im fat and appreciate it

[chrome spoke]

dont fall for it bigboss

he got me

[analog spindle]

theres candy in that van?!

[brisk juniper]

I'll go there right away!

[analog spindle]

as a amazon dsp this is wonky. i dont feel like i "work"

[gilded coral]

I've done a lot of factory jobs too

[chrome spoke]

what does mva stand for

[flint jolt]

Sent it

[uneven yoke]

Factory will hire murderers

[gilded coral]

Yeah if youre a pencil neck then you dont deserve cred bc u sit at a screen all day

[gilded coral]

I miss my roto molding job but damn i love to cut grass

[chrome spoke]

some. the place i work is pretty strict

[uneven yoke]

I’ll mow the lawn with you

[uneven yoke]

Nah I was being extreme, they just hire a lot of people.

[gilded coral]

Dude cutting grass is my passion

[flint jolt]

game call

[chrome spoke]

they said if i had 1 more felony i wouldnt have been hired

[uneven yoke]

Get me a mower and I’ll join

[analog spindle]

@chrome spoke i wasnt dissapointed

[gilded coral]

Get me $15,000 and I'll get you a lawn mower

[analog spindle]

there was candy

[uneven yoke]

Ain’t no way I’m paying $15,000 for a lawn mower.

[gilded coral]

That's the price for the dice man

[chrome spoke]

he sent me a foot pic he was standing in mud

[oblique oriole]

You get the lawn mower and undocumented worker for 15,000. Decent deal

[analog spindle]

better than what he sent me

[uneven yoke]

Id rather cut it with scissors

[gilded coral]

Stand on lawn mowers can go for around $6,000 though if you want a small deck mower

42"

[uneven yoke]

I don’t need a zero turn bs

[chrome spoke]

$50 on FB marketplace

[uneven yoke]

Just get me a rider

[gilded coral]

Best experience ever fr. 0t mowers are nice

[chrome spoke]

people sell "broken" mowers all the time and its a dirty carb or sum

[gilded coral]

not as good tbh no turning radius

[uneven yoke]

I’ll make it work

[gilded coral]

not saying you cant but those mowers are better for pulling small trailers

[chrome spoke]

if you dont use scissors then you're not truly passionate about cutting grass you're a liar and a phony

[gilded coral]

We got a small mower sized dump trailer we carry mulch around with

[uneven yoke]

At that point, I’ll just get a medium sized Ferguson with a mower attachment

[gilded coral]

Need that trim star

[chrome spoke]

grass chat

[gilded coral]

That mower will fuckin throw your ass if you aint careful. Had a kid run one through somebodys brand new fence once

[uneven yoke]

That thing looks like a race car

I would die operating that

[gilded coral]

yeah but its the walk behind with the stand on attatchment on the back

[uneven yoke]

People are gonna start asking me what my 0-60 is

[gilded coral]

like a trailer pulling you

[chrome spoke]

cutting grass @analog spindle

[gilded coral]

@oblique oriole

I bought a new Blower motor for my trucks AC lmfao

$70. New trans filter and shit, $72

[flint jolt]

Ok we need body cam on Xbox

[uneven yoke]

I need a new engine air filter

[analog spindle]

Atleast you know pears a working lad

[chrome spoke]

hell no

[flint jolt]

Yes

[uneven yoke]

No

[gilded coral]

cheap poopoo fix

[chrome spoke]

not gonna happen bub

[uneven yoke]

I know I’m just lazy

[flint jolt]

Why not

[analog spindle]

SoT suffers Xbox enough I don't need that in my body cam

[gilded coral]

fax tho i get bouts of wanting to fix my shit

[chrome spoke]

its forbidden

[flint jolt]

Why

[uneven yoke]

Gonna replace my spark plugs and my engine air filter

Need to get a fuel treatment

[chrome spoke]

because xbox people leave the e in gaming

[uneven yoke]

Need a new tire

It’s a mess

[gilded coral]

Make sure you replace them all at once

Change your oil too while u at it

[chrome spoke]

best to replace 1 at a time

[uneven yoke]

I just need to replace 2 so when they go to rotate them it’ll balance out

My oil doesn’t need changed yet

[gilded coral]

Fair

[chrome spoke]

just put the other 3 on backward

[uneven yoke]

I thought about putting wagon wheels on my car

[gilded coral]

Best to replace em all at once lol

[chrome spoke]

do it! its worth it i did it and my avg gas milage went from 34 to 3

[flint jolt]

2 things increased profit for the game and also obviously pc players won’t play with Xbox players

[chrome spoke]

1 or 3

[uneven yoke]

Cross platform wouldn’t make a difference

[gilded coral]

45

[uneven yoke]

We aren’t scared to play against controllers or mind it

[uneven yoke]

-4

[analog spindle]

were they firestone?

[gilded coral]

i forgot yall got these brand new fancy shmancy rich people cars

[chrome spoke]

if you can name 10 people on xbox that would buy bodycam then ill pull some strings

[gilded coral]

I clean mine with brakeklean

[chrome spoke]

22 corolla 😏 took me 6 years to save up

[gilded coral]

slam it and do a motor raise

[chrome spoke]

i raised it and lowered my motor

[analog spindle]

sounds very hispanic

[chrome spoke]

keeping it stock got a lowered 89 toyota pickup tho

[gilded coral]

ofc

[chrome spoke]

very

[gilded coral]

I think mine got lifted via previous owner

[chrome spoke]

mine was bone stock when i got it 40k miles factory paint still on frame

[flint jolt]

Ok I would and like I bet many more people then just 10 people would get it I mean like have you not seen it all over yt and tiktok

[uneven yoke]

Is it legal to have “passenger” side steering in the states

[chrome spoke]

sometimes i kiss it on the bumper

[chrome spoke]

yes just inconvenient

[analog spindle]

all mail trucks ar elike this

[chrome spoke]

they're mail suvs

[analog spindle]

whatever the specifics

im not a mailman only dsp

[chrome spoke]

get it fucking right or shut up

[analog spindle]

dont you try to out american me

[chrome spoke]

[gilded coral]

gonna put nittos and an FTS lift on it when I rebuild the entire sub assembly

[analog spindle]

woah now

[chrome spoke]

i got more where that came from

[analog spindle]

C lived his entire life just to use the cs go emojis rn

[chrome spoke]

dropped mine 3.5 inch and its on early 2000s crown vic wheels

[gilded coral]

man.

[uneven yoke]

I’m trying to find this car but for the life of me can’t remember what it’s called

[gilded coral]

put 44s on it

[analog spindle]

i want a crown vic like the ol popo style ones

[chrome spoke]

been sittin on it since csgo dropped

[chrome spoke]

my daddy haves one

[analog spindle]

does the crown vic make him daddy instead of dad?\

[chrome spoke]

[chrome spoke]

yes hes floating on dayton rims

[analog spindle]

sittin on fo fos

[chrome spoke]

fo fos im sippin

[analog spindle]

wood grain im grippin'

@chrome spoke dats whats up, g

[chrome spoke]

ong g

[gilded coral]

catch me lane switchin

[chrome spoke]

weird

[analog spindle]

im finna bust like Big L's brain out the front of his head

[chrome spoke]

leonardo?

[uneven yoke]

1994 Toyota Century

That’s it

[analog spindle]

yeah big leonardo

[chrome spoke]

an icon

[analog spindle]

did you know that george floyd actaully made music wit Djskrew?

[coarse cloud]

DiCaprio

[chrome spoke]

da vinci

[dawn tusk]

Bodemlozeketel

[analog spindle]

yes thats your name

[chrome spoke]

been saying that for years no one wants to listen

[dawn tusk]

[analog spindle]

you need to work a stand up gig

[chrome spoke]

bad knees

[analog spindle]

spit my sheppards pie acroos my screen

[chrome spoke]

from giving head to girls

[chrome spoke]

dont make my belly growl

[analog spindle]

my old ass lithuanian blood knows a thing or two about shepards and pie

[chrome spoke]

you probably make it in a ceramic dish

[potent furnace]

ew

[analog spindle]

im surprised the giving head to girls comment didnt do that to you already'

[chrome spoke]

stfu

[analog spindle]

stone, bitch

[trail thistle]

im so stinky

[potent furnace]

listen bad knees you watch it

[chrome spoke]

pic

[analog spindle]

thats the first insult from u ever

[chrome spoke]

"ew food" ah mf

[potent furnace]

be nice or no pumpernickel

yeah thats what i thought

[analog spindle]

youll have to keep that turtle head pumpin

[uneven yoke]

Get some nice ones for like 8k

[chrome spoke]

do you think you have the ability to stop me from eating pumpernickel bread? cause you dont, bitch

[analog spindle]

he aint ever gonna stop!

[chrome spoke]

where tf you seeing this

[uneven yoke]

Tcv

[chrome spoke]

the letters chips...what do they mean

[chrome spoke]

you're tacky and i hate you

[karmic fractal]

Why does it feel like every match I'm doing good in either the host randomly leaves or I get sent back to the lobby

[chrome spoke]

because thats whats happening

[potent furnace]

i will slap that pumpernickel bread out your hand like a big angry brolic daddy who just got off work

[uneven yoke]

Idk some shady website that stole my info probably

Auto trader classics is a good spot

[karmic fractal]

Yo I didn't think of that thanks man

[chrome spoke]

i been off work since 2:15 i left early

[uneven yoke]

Usually where I go to look at older cars

[chrome spoke]

lmao

[uneven yoke]

They range like from 5-30k

[chrome spoke]

craigslist is good 10% of the time

[uneven yoke]

But the 30k ones are show cars

[potent furnace]

bad knees?

[chrome spoke]

probably gonna find most for around 10-15 old school japanese cars are becoming really popular and those are less common

[potent furnace]

and wtf does tacky mean

like im not a fuckin laffy taffy if thats what you mean

[chrome spoke]

how does bad knees translate to me having just got off work

[uneven yoke]

I wouldn’t mind paying 10-15 for that car

[potent furnace]

cause you have bad knees and cant work

[chrome spoke]

its from a movie that came out 3 years before you were born

[potent furnace]

and what does it mean

[chrome spoke]

same they look so good done up a lil

[chrome spoke]

goggles brother goggle

[potent furnace]

i don’t need goggles to swim

[uneven yoke]

My favorite are the ones with the mirrors on the hood of the car. One of the main reasons I got into that car and then depending on the model they have curtains in them.

Plus the seats do weird stuff like fold 😂

[chrome spoke]

its from school of rock the gay dude says it

[gilded coral]

GeekBar pulse X banana taffy freeze is so fire bro

[chrome spoke]

YES black w chrome trim

[potent furnace]

bro just tell daddy what tacky means come on 😩😩

[uneven yoke]

I see a video on yt when I saw that car for the first time, it had a VHS player built in the back seats.

Behind the center console

[chrome spoke]

car would make me feel like a true class act

[chrome spoke]

bro im gonna have to google it for the definition just look it up and get out of my hair, dweeb

[uneven yoke]

Men in black kinda stuff

[chrome spoke]

lmao

[potent furnace]

thats what be a good boy and do what i didn’t even tell you to do 😂😂

[chrome spoke]

fs

[chrome spoke]

twerp

[potent furnace]

bop

bro been sitting in the menu for an hour

[uneven yoke]

Bro I’ve been sitting at work for 7 hours

How do you think I feel

[potent furnace]

i think you feel great

pause

[chrome spoke]

like you're contributing to society

[chrome spoke]

bro felt chips

[analog spindle]

" I don't need goggles to swim " has to be up there

[potent furnace]

😂

[uneven yoke]

Pause

[potent furnace]

i love being up there 😂

[analog spindle]

I just got back from smashing a watermelon open out back for the deer. What did I miss lol. Still car talk ?

[uneven yoke]

Less of car talk now we’re gonna talk about hamburgers

[potent furnace]

car talk = boring talk

[uneven yoke]

I can only do car talk for so much

[analog spindle]

You'll make @chrome spoke hungry

[uneven yoke]

Unless I like the car

[analog spindle]

I drive a fuckin lousy Ford focus. Weather tech lining tho lol

[potent furnace]

canty tyke right nuo in itcgin my armpits

[uneven yoke]

Itch those armpits brother

[potent furnace]

done

[uneven yoke]

I drive a ford escape

[chrome spoke]

nature queen

[uneven yoke]

I be whipping

[analog spindle]

Secretly put laxs in it bc I hate deee

[chrome spoke]

tell me why corolla governer dont let me go past 117

[potent furnace]

damn im dehydrated

[uneven yoke]

Tell me why my ford escape goes 105

[potent furnace]

because its fast

[chrome spoke]

need that 5-0 chip

[analog spindle]

Tell me why I get pulled over going 105 on my highways

[uneven yoke]

I wanted to do a speed test because who doesn’t do that

[chrome spoke]

cause youre not evasive

[uneven yoke]

And it capped at 105 I was actually surprised

[analog spindle]

He said I was evasive. Idk what he meant bc he obviously got me

[chrome spoke]

you had some more room to gallop theyll go 160 no gov

[analog spindle]

Told him I never heard of no evasive species ever in me life

[uneven yoke]

They have no reason to go that fast 😂😂

[chrome spoke]

when i get pulled over i just act like a cutie pie never got a ticket been pulled ovr 5 or 6 times im a savage

[pine briar]

🔝🔝🔝

[uneven yoke]

I’ve never gotten a ticket besides when I totaled my truck but I hit somebody

[chrome spoke]

y ur name top when u rlly a bottom

[chrome spoke]

happens to the best of us

sometimes in truck the back wheel get slippy and the back goes in the front

[uneven yoke]

I’ve learned that people say don’t be honest to cops it goes a long way

Which is why I have 6 warnings

[ionic tide]

Fair

[chrome spoke]

i lie to police officers as well leans closer so my hidden mic can pic up the sound of you incriminating yourself

[analog spindle]

i look like a russian thug so i dont get that

[chrome spoke]

i think devs is in bed no update this is freaking bullcrap

[analog spindle]

thats it im going to frand3e

[chrome spoke]

just be cute

[analog spindle]

just be heavy from tf2

[pine briar]

who told this randy i could buy him body cam for his birthday 😆

[chrome spoke]

i dont know this tf2

[analog spindle]

yes you do

[chrome spoke]

yea i do

[analog spindle]

team fortess you young strapping lad

[chrome spoke]

never played tho

[analog spindle]

it sint that fun

especially now, all furry weirdos

[chrome spoke]

mommy didnt let me said it was too many rasins on there or sum

[analog spindle]

too many oats

[chrome spoke]

im a furry whats wrong w dat(im italian)

[analog spindle]

just that

just that part

[chrome spoke]

huh

are you trying to clown me

[analog spindle]

you can just "not" be a furry

[chrome spoke]

true

[analog spindle]

no no no its ok kangaroo you do you

[chrome spoke]

you can just not kiss your dad on the lips still but you do

[analog spindle]

i do and thats ok unlike being a furry

my dad gives me sloppy wet bedtime kisses

[uneven yoke]

[chrome spoke]

someone help bigboss is being discriminating

[analog spindle]

chips is furry

[uneven yoke]

[chrome spoke]

[analog spindle]

dont be jely

[uneven yoke]

[chrome spoke]

its jelly with 2 L

youre such a fool

[analog spindle]

yeah im retarder with three ares

[uneven yoke]

I’m ready for sleep

[chrome spoke]

i want cantalope

[analog spindle]

my grandma also said this

[uneven yoke]

I want coconut soda

[chrome spoke]

shorty rite

[chrome spoke]

send me a pic of her in dm

[analog spindle]

she died but i got pics of the burial site if you want?

[chrome spoke]

you ever have a sprouted coconut

[analog spindle]

geo ping it

[chrome spoke]

thatll work

[analog spindle]

i knew you was a freak

[chrome spoke]

[uneven yoke]

No

[analog spindle]

i will say she might have been right but she was never tight

[chrome spoke]

need to shit busting

[uneven yoke]

You ever had AIR

[chrome spoke]

the whole inside is solid

[analog spindle]

isnt that when coconut gets spongy?

[chrome spoke]

no im a fish thanks for reminding me

[uneven yoke]

You’re welcome

[chrome spoke]

yes genius

[analog spindle]

@chrome spoke dab time then bodycam whats up, doot

[analog spindle]

thanks i am pretty smart when i try

[chrome spoke]

sound like my daughter(i dont have kids)

[analog spindle]

that scenario would be scary

you have a daughter and you be talking to schizos on discord

ahh i see what u did there

[chrome spoke]

bro cant see the inside of parentheses

lmao

idk how to spell it and im not looking it up

[analog spindle]

ypu dont undertsand

bed time C and i didnt spell that right either , g

[chrome spoke]

type fast fix later dumb fuck

[analog spindle]

you know it, but half the time it aint worth iut

[chrome spoke]

ur a gay bigot

[analog spindle]

now edit it to say youre taking

[chrome spoke]

what temp do u take dab

[analog spindle]

anywhere from 310 to 600 depending on how much i wanna hurt and fuc kmy rig up

electric quartz bangers

[chrome spoke]

mines made from raw steel

[analog spindle]

tungston?

[chrome spoke]

mininail

[analog spindle]

it cant be steel can it?

[chrome spoke]

idk what it is im not a scientist

[analog spindle]

preach, i just knowe dab shit

[chrome spoke]

its plastic

[analog spindle]

"plastic smoke, dont breathe this!"

ever use dr dabber?

all my future hippy friends use weird ass e nails

[chrome spoke]

wht dt

[sweet agate]

game is nutsa

[analog spindle]

gotta google it, brand of e rig

[chrome spoke]

okay mario

[analog spindle]

hes like you ( very italian )

[sweet agate]

real

[analog spindle]

i could tell

[chrome spoke]

its either silicone carbide or titanium

[analog spindle]

thank you mister fucking science i was stuck on that lol

[chrome spoke]

you can do other stuff brody

[analog spindle]

titanium is like mid teir idk im not a snob

[chrome spoke]

goggle

[analog spindle]

" i dont need goggles to swim "

[chrome spoke]

ive had it for 6 years it does a good job of making me be high

[analog spindle]

no cap

[chrome spoke]

laps around the house

ghosts are inside not outside

[wooden magnet]

2vv2?

[chrome spoke]

go to the main steet of your village and tuck your arm in your pocket as though youre clutching something and yell obscenities

[wooden magnet]

1 more needed

[chrome spoke]

me and bigboss vs u n ur crew @wooden magnet

[wooden magnet]

wrd

[chrome spoke]

too bad @analog spindle sucks ass

[analog spindle]

im great at that, i scream just loud enough im automatically labeld a meth head

[chrome spoke]

giberish

[wooden magnet]

add back

[analog spindle]

thought you meant the town holler game

[chrome spoke]

whats youre ranking on the leaderboards i only play w top 10

[analog spindle]

hes only 865

[chrome spoke]

LMAO shitter

[wooden magnet]

i just got the game its jus for fun im not trying im fried

[oblique oriole]

Cap

[chrome spoke]

fried like from drugs fried??

[chrome spoke]

no cap ong

[wooden magnet]

no tired fried bru

[oblique oriole]

No top 10 player spends 19 hours a day in the discord

[chrome spoke]

aw sleepy

[analog spindle]

he never said he was

[chrome spoke]

bro took that personally

[wooden magnet]

jus play the damn game

[analog spindle]

he asaid he only plays with

[chrome spoke]

spit it out

[wooden magnet]

ur doing this for what

ur a bum...

[chrome spoke]

because im devious

[oblique oriole]

Yeah because I’m literally top 1

[analog spindle]

read, i said he only plays with. he said you arent even top ten probably

[chrome spoke]

😲

[wooden magnet]

haze wanna join

2v2

[analog spindle]

isnt some youtuber top rn

[chrome spoke]

im not top 10 im 999 i only PLAY with top 10

[analog spindle]

are you chooped chog?

[chrome spoke]

lowkey

dont tell haze tho

hes got a temper

[analog spindle]

if i had chopped hog i would too

[pine briar]

wow the shop is great today guys 😆🔫

[analog spindle]

im just glad too see dancegayvindance isnt top one

[chrome spoke]

everyday its awesome

[pine briar]

he deleted the game

[chrome spoke]

y green gun is 6600

[analog spindle]

good, he can stop streaming on kick then i might still not care

[chrome spoke]

u a fan lowkey

[analog spindle]

bro stop

[chrome spoke]

high key?

[analog spindle]

secrets mean nothing to you

[chrome spoke]

you didnt tell me it was a secret

[analog spindle]

well now i am

[chrome spoke]

it was all over your blog figured everyone knew

[analog spindle]

the blog was a note to biden hunter jr. that was secret too!

[chrome spoke]

eek

im a big dog and i do big dog shit

[analog spindle]

take big dog shits

[chrome spoke]

imagine the dev plays joke and drops update

[analog spindle]

theyre secretly cooking up a batch rn and wont tell us

[gray haven]

Day 14 of no update. How’s everyone feeling?

[chrome spoke]

bigboss and bigblock the boys are back in town

BB boys

[shy kayak]

The devs should add a feature for when you shoot the screen shakes

[analog spindle]

tryna stunt on a big boy, bigblock whats goooooood homie

[chrome spoke]

they should let us do our characters makeup

[shy kayak]

Indeed ☕

[gray haven]

Big boss! What’s good! Doing good on a nice vacay!

[analog spindle]

i wanna paint my face like clown for when i get wall banged by a 12 year old who just bought the game on gam gams credit

[shy kayak]

They should also remove the option to sprint in the game

[chrome spoke]

we shouldnt be able to shoot

[analog spindle]

thats whats up! chillin and killin

[shy kayak]

Like what ready or not did

[chrome spoke]

bro thinks this is scary movie

[analog spindle]

sprint is now a slower walk

[gray haven]

Sitting back drinking a nice whiskey sour not worrying about this damn update! But day 14… never forget

[shy kayak]

Yeah

[analog spindle]

we all turtling out here waiting for this damn news lol

[chrome spoke]

i hope the devs add the ability to skip

[coarse cloud]

You can walk more fast with space

[chrome spoke]

and gallop

[analog spindle]

i wanna be able to hold hands too

[chrome spoke]

OMG YES OMSFOSNFNOS

[shy kayak]

Oh really?, I thought it just lowers your gun

[coarse cloud]

No haha

[uneven yoke]

Yuh

Yuh

[chrome spoke]

no it makes your guy said boing

[analog spindle]

wheres luca and leo

[shy kayak]

I was talking about ready or not

[chrome spoke]

kissing fr

[analog spindle]

thats practice for the new implemetations to the game

[chrome spoke]

kissing and close hugging

[pine briar]

pent house with a 20 car garage

[analog spindle]

new game mode where you run the fastest to see who kisses the most boys

[shy kayak]

When is sex update coming to bodycam

[chrome spoke]

q2

[steel coyote]

gay sex?

[shy kayak]

Yay

[chrome spoke]

lmao

[analog spindle]

wheres caliente been hiding

[chrome spoke]

hope they make the guy characters have bigger butts

[shy kayak]

The sex update not only lets you have sex, but it also adds female skins to the game

You can also take off your bodycam off your body in put it somewhere in game

[chrome spoke]

no girls allowed

[analog spindle]

nah thats too much only dick imprints for the new pants

[shy kayak]

Fine, men only

[chrome spoke]

lmaoo omg stop youre making me laff

[analog spindle]

phenominal

[chrome spoke]

pee stains too

[shy kayak]

lol

[chrome spoke]

hope they add crunchy socks fr

[analog spindle]

im having a stroke

holy fuck, white stained glock cost 8k rp

[chrome spoke]

will be louder to walk but so worth it

[chrome spoke]

dripping jizz glock is actually 19000

[analog spindle]

i keep it in the front pocket

[analog spindle]

sounds right

[chrome spoke]

i got it free when the store was broke

i referenced the broken store so you know ive been playing for a while

[shy kayak]

They should add a game mode where you can kill civilians in game

[potent furnace]

they should add pumpernickel too

[chrome spoke]

they should add armed robbery mode with killing victims

[chrome spoke]

a man can only dream

[potent furnace]

fuckimg grosssssss

[chrome spoke]

top 5 fav foods GO

[potent furnace]

i knew you big hungry ass was gon say some

[chrome spoke]

corn cereal ice water and air ass mf

[analog spindle]

Veal piccante

[shy kayak]

YES

[chrome spoke]

bro eats baby things pedo

[analog spindle]

Juicy pear lives near my ranch

[chrome spoke]

he pees on your animals

[shy kayak]

They should add a workshop so I can get kills while being shrek

[potent furnace]

buffalo pizza, chicken Alfredo, garlic wings, white pizza, and hot pockets

[analog spindle]

I pay him to

[snow grove]

who from poland?

[potent furnace]

bro idk i don’t fuckin eat and ion have favorite of anything

[chrome spoke]

bros fav foods all from dominos

[analog spindle]

Hot pockets being at top five favorite things is wild

[uneven yoke]

I got a pickle beer all is right in the world

[potent furnace]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dominos is fucking gross chicken alreado and buffalo pizza from there tho 😩😩😩🍆🍆

[analog spindle]

You are either a genius or a complete psycho

[chrome spoke]

not only top 5 its the only 5 foods his little baby bitch palette can handle

[chrome spoke]

please stop bringing up pickle beer its freaking me out

[potent furnace]

bro the pepperonis is good

[analog spindle]

Man should visit Jamaica where the only thing that consume is red stripe and fish pussy

[uneven yoke]

Neva eva

[analog spindle]

They*

[analog spindle]

I'm not knocking a Hot Pocket you can believe that with my fat ass

[chrome spoke]

they what

[analog spindle]

Drink red stripe and eat fish pussy

[potent furnace]

oh i always believe that with your fat ass

[analog spindle]

I loved it

[potent furnace]

pause

[chrome spoke]

yea they good but thats about it you need to broaden your horizon lil hoe

[analog spindle]

I appreciate that courtesy

[chrome spoke]

you got a fat ass?

[analog spindle]

Maybe and no you can't get a pic juicy already got one

[chrome spoke]

so did fabreeze hes even mentioned it mid convo

[potent furnace]

now this dude tryna be courteous for his ass smh

[analog spindle]

Now if we're talking about eating ass that's a broad horizon

[chrome spoke]

fabreeze girl ask for head he says "ew gross"

[analog spindle]

Are you bro homo shaming

[potent furnace]

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Stop! Now make that motherfucker hammer time like
Go stupid go stupid go stupid

[chrome spoke]

lyrics cant save you

[uneven yoke]

Actually banned

[potent furnace]

no i like fat butt

[analog spindle]

I want you to sing that in the next office room you visit

[sly edge]

can i play bodycam with 1650 ryzen 7 5800x

[chrome spoke]

yea

[potent furnace]

i could sing it ay my next interview

[sly edge]

u sure

[chrome spoke]

no

[analog spindle]

Make sure you write down in your talent section that you can sing and rap like an R&b God

[potent furnace]

yes bro gross you put food in the mouth

[chrome spoke]

roflcopter

[potent furnace]

already doing it now

ill stop them mid interview and ask to perform

[analog spindle]

I'm sure they'll ask you to themselves they'll be really impressed they'll probably say they've never seen anything like that before

[uneven yoke]

½

[potent furnace]

and hopefully no one calls the cop cause they hear a dying horse

[uneven yoke]

I cracked the code

[analog spindle]

As long as you don't pull an R Kelly you'll be fine

[uneven yoke]

☻

yeah its over

[potent furnace]

dammit

[flint jolt]

Play bodycam on a 7.2.2 Home Theatre Setup with Volume on 100.

[uneven yoke]

Invite the homies to watch a "movie"

[potent furnace]

and then ur house falls apart cause hancock busted

i just ruined it huh

[slender breach]

death

or more like deaf, same idea

[chrome spoke]

zaboomafoo built body lookin ass

[uneven yoke]

╒╩╗

[analog spindle]

Neighbors will call the police

That's always fun when they come in on you being called nslur fslur by children

[analog spindle]

Are you calling me a fucking lemur?

That's kinda racist bro

[chrome spoke]

thats your idea of fun? yikes big dog thats not good

[analog spindle]

I live on the East Coast where cops just come in and chill man what's new about it

[chrome spoke]

bro lets cops come in

[analog spindle]

I am a cop

[potent furnace]

maybe we are the only ones in the universe

[chrome spoke]

fuck 12

[chrome spoke]

bro speculating

[uneven yoke]

[flint jolt]

LOL

[chrome spoke]

my uncle named matt

[potent furnace]

if i made a universe and put everything i ever wanted in it, why would i make another if i already have everything? what would be the point? hmmm

[uneven yoke]

To start a war

[chrome spoke]

philosophic type beat

[potent furnace]

and what would life even look like in other universes? it can’t be much different from life here.. so perhaps the multiverse exists? hmmmmm

[chrome spoke]

god is a mean kid sitting on an ant hill with a magnifying glass

[potent furnace]

ew

[uneven yoke]

Rick and morty made a good point on that when he was a shrimp

the shrimp episode was great

[potent furnace]

lol wait i never seen rick and morty

i gotta go see the shrimp episode now

[chrome spoke]

ew

[potent furnace]

hey bud ew is my thing not urs

[chrome spoke]

sorry

[potent furnace]

thats right good boy

[chrome spoke]

top bouta flex his plug

[pine briar]

dang seems like "host always trash" picked up some cheets guys😆😔🚮🗑️

[chrome spoke]

just better

[pine briar]

yeah😔

[chrome spoke]

thats my boy he dont cheat he a lil slow tho

[pine briar]

wrong

[chrome spoke]

okay a lot slow

[analog spindle]

@chrome spoke dab time

[chrome spoke]

get on bodycam

[analog spindle]

I can't believe it when you say you are actually playing haha

I just got back from a drive and I am booting the bitch up. Where's MATT

[chrome spoke]

i launch and let it run in background for 3 hours before playing

[analog spindle]

gotta let the cpu warm up

i put my uncrustables ontop of my tower when i play to waarm them up

[chrome spoke]

fuck no freeze them jons

[analog spindle]

they come frozens

im not a fucking neanderthal even if i got the brow to break coconuts

[chrome spoke]

the pb has such a delectable crunch

[analog spindle]

not wrong tho

[chrome spoke]

sometimes i put the frozen ones between my cheeks

[analog spindle]

its like gods butt cooler

[chrome spoke]

one size fits all too

[analog spindle]

strawberry or grape?

[chrome spoke]

grape like the guy who was sending death videos

[potent furnace]

strawberry

[analog spindle]

now which for the cheeks?

[chrome spoke]

either

[chrome spoke]

nutella one last longer

[potent furnace]

are we talking flavor tho

[analog spindle]

nice

[potent furnace]

like flavor drinks

[analog spindle]

wtf is there a nutella uncrustable??

[chrome spoke]

i mean chocolate flavored hazelnut spread sandwich

look it up

[uneven yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostbusters-ray-parker-jr-who-you-gonna-call-halloween-80s-music-gif-17958040

[chrome spoke]

quit dilly dallying i go to bed at like 2 so dont have a lot of time

[potent furnace]

yahoo the best chocolate drink

[analog spindle]

heating rig one sec

[chrome spoke]

bro said heating rig one sec

[analog spindle]

its eletric boogy woogy

[chrome spoke]

in a can yes chocolate milk is yummy

[chrome spoke]

and its yoohoo yahoo is a search motor

[chrome spoke]

i keep mine on frfr

[uneven yoke]

yahoo sent me

[chrome spoke]

i had to reread it

[analog spindle]

i actaully use yahoo its sad

[chrome spoke]

i dont wanna play bodycam no more

[analog spindle]

bro come on now its just a little wee email

biden cant hack me its guaranteed

[chrome spoke]

as long as its not ur search engine idc

[analog spindle]

opera gx bc im a simp for penguinz0

[chrome spoke]

chinese is selling your ping adress

[quartz apex]

fax

[uneven yoke]

They can have it

[chrome spoke]

i use gx too

it was a seemless switch from chrome i couldnt resist

and does clicking when typing

[analog spindle]

only thing that sucks about gx is some of the theme keyboard clicks dont match up

cyberpunk theme is broke as shit

[chrome spoke]

i dont use themes im a grown up

[analog spindle]

default is a theme

[chrome spoke]

ur a theme

[analog spindle]

damn

[chrome spoke]

bigblock a theme too

[analog spindle]

big is the theme

[chrome spoke]

id say its more about the blocks

[analog spindle]

we need a private chat for this bodycam shenanigans

[chrome spoke]

nice try weirdo were staying right where chips can see us

[gray haven]

So question. I saw early that we were going to get some communication on the server with devs. Said “sometime tonight” what is “tonight” Cause it’s 9pm here. I’m guessing it’s Europe time? But isn’t it like 3am across the pond? Lol

[chrome spoke]

he lied to us

[gray haven]

[analog spindle]

you got me

[chrome spoke]

😙

[analog spindle]

does anyone here actually go into the voice chat rooms here??

[gray haven]

Also yes BIG is the theme. Every time I walk into a building I need the “Big” from EA Sports Big to said

[chrome spoke]

i see ppl in there but im always in discord w my mom

[drowsy crag]

let's updateeeeeeee

[chrome spoke]

lets do it

[analog spindle]

followed shortly by fireworks and a strong black football player breaking down the building door for you

[chrome spoke]

racist

[gray haven]

Nah. We pay the guy. He’s a homie

[analog spindle]

its not racist that football players are moslty strong and black thts top status here in the usa

[chrome spoke]

sometimes if you tag the whole discord staff they update it

[analog spindle]

null is all of the discord staff

[chrome spoke]

null he not

[analog spindle]

finger guns

[chrome spoke]

you dont even own bodycam do you

[drowsy crag]

ahahahaa

[analog spindle]

my name is the same on steam you still havnt added me

[chrome spoke]

my steam is linked to my discord you still havent added

[analog spindle]

fuck im retahded

[chrome spoke]

dont say that word @drowsy crag is retahded

[analog spindle]

its italian what else can i say?

[chrome spoke]

[elder kayak]

Hello, does anyone know when we can expect the next update??

[chrome spoke]

no

[elder kayak]

when?

[chrome spoke]

bro i dont know

[drowsy crag]

XD

[elder kayak]

xD

[chrome spoke]

youre taking so long i just turned 27

[chrome spoke]

lmao no idk they taking their time tho

[analog spindle]

bro im stoned and i had to sign into my browser bc your account tkaes me there not otsteam tab

[chrome spoke]

good grief

[analog spindle]

have respect for the disabled

[drowsy crag]

I know the updates that are planned so let me know if you're curious

[chrome spoke]

null knows but wont tell us

[analog spindle]

sent @chrome spoke

[chrome spoke]

thats what the crystal next to his name means

[chrome spoke]

yea ik declined ts

[analog spindle]

noice my first one ever

[chrome spoke]

you host invite me. ill talk in gc i live in a 1 bedroom appt with 9 ppl so its loud

chill null

[drowsy crag]

can you see that what i tagged?

[flint jolt]

Is one of them gonna be adding something new

[chrome spoke]

no it got deleted by god

[analog spindle]

Don't complain about my ping

[chrome spoke]

no

[drowsy crag]

check #pictures <<

[chrome spoke]

dude whats up with your ping

[drowsy crag]

I uploaded

[chrome spoke]

shit on

[analog spindle]

Fuck great first impression

[drowsy crag]

Zombie mode is cominggggggggggggg

[chrome spoke]

dont come up behind me when im camping

[shy kayak]

They should add gore to bodycam

[chrome spoke]

cuter outfits

[shy kayak]

Like if you Throw a grenade at ur enemy, their hand would blow off

[analog spindle]

I wanna shoot the dick off a terrorist

[drowsy crag]

hell no

[shy kayak]

Yes

[drowsy crag]

its not COD bro

[shy kayak]

COD sucks, the older cod games were better than the current ones

[analog spindle]

Wanna be same team lol?

[drowsy crag]

we need molotov

[chrome spoke]

IDC

i dont like this map or u

[analog spindle]

What's new

You said to host

[potent furnace]

ahhhh close your mouth 😩😩

pause wtf

[solemn hornet]

look at the roadmap

its nothing new but shieet if its coming in the very next update i dig this shit fr

[analog spindle]

Well?

[chrome spoke]

i dont like this map or u

[analog spindle]

Broken record

Ok imma go shower then

Have fun with meister

[chrome spoke]

House map next

[analog spindle]

Ok I gotchu booii

I need wet cheeks brb lol go ahead and hate on me for being absent

[chrome spoke]

this map makes me wanna puke straight up in the air and catch it back in my mouth

[analog spindle]

Damn do you want me to end it

[chrome spoke]

no

[analog spindle]

I can switch it now it ain't no thing

[chrome spoke]

no

[drowsy crag]

you are the best couple in the world

[flint jolt]

Nah

[drowsy crag]

It is already in the plan

[analog spindle]

Airsoft or worn house

[chrome spoke]

EITHER

[north peak]

idk what happened to the brightness but i cant see shit and now im not getting nearly as many kills as I used to

[drowsy crag]

yes it disappeared after the recent update

now everyone is equal

[potent furnace]

some asshole tked me so i tked him back but i get kicked okay

[drowsy crag]

XD

[brazen sandal]

ngl i wouldnt mind being able to buy r points rn

[empty thistle]

i just dl game, i played for a couple min but i was all over the place with movement. do i need to slow mouse down or is something that i need to get used to?

[north peak]

probably lost quite a bit of players after that update

[golden stone]

fingerless gloves still dont work

[chrome spoke]

neither do u

[chrome spoke]

have to get used to it

[drowsy crag]

yeah gloves need update Immediately

[solemn hornet]

oooooooooooooooooohhhh

[north peak]

back to COD I go until ts fixed

[solemn hornet]

@chrome spoke is going crazyy todayy

[drowsy crag]

both gloves look totally same in the match

[empty thistle]

thanks you

[azure lodge]

why do I get fatal error

when I start spamming my gun

I dont have a shit pc

[drowsy crag]

everyone does..

[empty thistle]

off subject but if you ever played MOHAA its still going, sniper leagues and more.

[azure lodge]

so im not special? just poorly optimized

isnt this game brand new like shouldn't we expect problems?

[drowsy crag]

its ealry access

[azure lodge]

so theres no way around getting fatal errors when spamming

[solemn hornet]

one tap that shit lmao

[brazen sandal]

yep..im done withis this game for a bit

[drowsy crag]

I got fatal error when a match starts or ends

[blissful shuttle]

Y’all think we gonna get a update soon

[flint jolt]

Not for this update

[flint jolt]

Lol mclovin

[brazen sandal]

where da r points glitch @

[analog spindle]

I see why y'all wanted this map

[azure lodge]

This game is badass, i just gotta play with earplugs and glasses bc it cooks my brain😂

The flash bang is actually tragic

[chrome spoke]

what can i say

[analog spindle]

Welp there went my Internet

[chrome spoke]

[analog spindle]

Fucking peice of shit

Bro I was crushing it I don't wanna hear it

[chrome spoke]

you robbed me of my R you slimey bastard

[analog spindle]

This is why you should host

I did it to myself too! Calm

[chrome spoke]

nobody joins my lobbies been trying since day 1

[chrome spoke]

Give my R back

[analog spindle]

Sad you can't get anyone to join

Host game so can crush noobs and you really couldn't hear me lol?

[chrome spoke]

no lmao you thought i was sticking w the joke that long

[analog spindle]

For sure

[chrome spoke]

@flint jolt

[analog spindle]

Who am I to tell when a joke is up

[uneven yoke]

womp

[chrome spoke]

i aint been broke in a minute

[uneven yoke]

I been broke for a minute

[analog spindle]

How many minutes can you be broke?

[solemn hornet]

get yo money up not yo funny up yurrrr

[uneven yoke]

yurt

[chrome spoke]

a lot

[chrome spoke]

[solemn hornet]

lololololololololol

[chrome spoke]

your pfp implies you use drugs

[flint jolt]

Huh

[chrome spoke]

this true?

[solemn hornet]

I used to

[chrome spoke]

bro what

[solemn hornet]

but im a huge fan of the big lez show

[chrome spoke]

i used to too and i still do too

[chrome spoke]

you're a lesbian now

[solemn hornet]

ifykyk

[solemn hornet]

what can i say i am what i eat

pussy

[chrome spoke]

cannibal

[solemn hornet]

nah hahahahha i still smoke the za here and there

[flint jolt]

Is there an actual update tn

[solemn hornet]

now for example

[chrome spoke]

yes tonight

[chrome spoke]

lmao

[solemn hornet]

yo i want to buy r points use my adult money for stupid shieet

and support my fav game studio❤️ ❤️

[chrome spoke]

my favorite is epic games because they did fortnight

[solemn hornet]

nah your a lesbian now

[fiery oriole]

this game is cooked

[solemn hornet]

im fried

[chrome spoke]

[chrome spoke]

drug addict me too

[flint jolt]

[flint jolt]

Is there actual proof

[chrome spoke]

the proof is in the pudding fr

[solemn hornet]

yo isnt it wholesome that how big this discord server is there are us that always are active and chat and have some good ol time

me c chips pear batman sleepy and co

[chrome spoke]

its so wholesome that i have no other hobbies

[solemn hornet]

HAHAHAHHA nah i go gim now and skate

[chrome spoke]

skaterxl

[solemn hornet]

bmx boi

[chrome spoke]

so you lied

[solemn hornet]

skater=bmx

fuck scooters tho

[chrome spoke]

razor on top

[solemn hornet]

we both accept each otha

[solemn hornet]

when i was 10 or something lol

[chrome spoke]

im the one riding in front of everyone with my scooter

[solemn hornet]

see lesbian i told ya

[chrome spoke]

to dis day

[chrome spoke]

you should see how scratched up my elbow pads are

[solemn hornet]

oooooh a big boy here

[chrome spoke]

cause im fat

[solemn hornet]

broo doesnt matter im a skinny fuck

im high/tall af tho

[chrome spoke]

im gonna take a blinker 4 u

[solemn hornet]

awhh

[chrome spoke]

[solemn hornet]

i hit top 3000 should i be proud or depressed becouse of that

[chrome spoke]

im lower haha

[solemn hornet]

what rank are ya

[chrome spoke]

im not tellin

bigboss is lower than me tho so careful

[solemn hornet]

im guessing major

[chrome spoke]

sub 1000

[solemn hornet]

soldat

[chrome spoke]

@analog spindle whered ya go

[solemn hornet]

its all about fun

@analog spindle come over heree

[chrome spoke]

i just have 100hrs

[solemn hornet]

bro i have 60

[chrome spoke]

game harder

tbf 15 prob afk

[solemn hornet]

all i do is winning tho

its 4am in europe

[chrome spoke]

thanks

bro a worldwide clock

[solemn hornet]

ur welcome

nah i live in switzerland

[chrome spoke]

like the cheese

[solemn hornet]

im lactose intolerant

[chrome spoke]

me too but i still consume dairy

[solemn hornet]

same but then the next day is a struggle

[chrome spoke]

probably cause im not a pussy but idk

[solemn hornet]

ahhhhhh i see what you did here

[chrome spoke]

lactaid is nice

if you like milk

i drink 2-3 gallons a day

[solemn hornet]

good to know cuz i turned lactose intollerant when i got 21

[chrome spoke]

my bones are huge

[solemn hornet]

weird but it can happen

[chrome spoke]

same around then

[solemn hornet]

so much in common

[analog spindle]

Sorry I was washing

I can't stink all the time

[chrome spoke]

anyone know the lose wanted level phone number for gta 4

[solemn hornet]

i need to wash fuck

[chrome spoke]

i wash my fuck daily

[analog spindle]

I was just playing it and used auto inputs bc I'm inept

[solemn hornet]

267-555-0100

[chrome spoke]

ty

[solemn hornet]

ur welcome

how is it optimized now?

[chrome spoke]

whats that

[chrome spoke]

idk what that word means

[analog spindle]

Cheat menu with all the codes already in it

[solemn hornet]

how good does the game run

[analog spindle]

And them extra goodies. And he's asking how well gta4 runs on modern shit.

[chrome spoke]

bro gotta cheat to cheat

[analog spindle]

It runs well but you need to download fixes for some shit

[analog spindle]

It's called simplification bc big brain is shrinking daily

[solemn hornet]

yea cuz i want to play it again

[hushed surge]

LOL

[chrome spoke]

bro it doesnt run or even walk, its a video game...

[solemn hornet]

[analog spindle]

Classic

[chrome spoke]

it was always shrunk

[analog spindle]

Well it isn't growing

[chrome spoke]

do you wanna know how i know your brain is shrunk

[analog spindle]

Get outa my head man

[chrome spoke]

[solemn hornet]

im in your walls

[chrome spoke]

its cause of the outfit you chose in bodycam

[solemn hornet]

what was he wearing

[chrome spoke]

dead giveaway

[analog spindle]

It's called I'm poor and don't care

Red pants bc they are fancy and camo top and mask

[chrome spoke]

bro you dont even want to know

[analog spindle]

Tell this dumb fuckin store to get better stuff

[potent furnace]

my biggest fear is not being able to move past the cheeks

[analog spindle]

I still clapped you tho c so it's ok

[solemn hornet]

put the black top on and you good

[analog spindle]

You can get the handicap and see me a mile away

[potent furnace]

did you clap him with pumpernickel

[chrome spoke]

dude its a virtual store in a video game...how exactly would i do that???

[analog spindle]

No that is for special occasions

[potent furnace]

did u pumper his nickel

[analog spindle]

Idk figure it out

[solemn hornet]

we need to ask luca nicely

[potent furnace]

[chrome spoke]

he was blatantly cheating the entire time i sent the clip to chips

[analog spindle]

Blatantly cheating is my middle name what you mean

[solemn hornet]

snitches get stiches

[chrome spoke]

why would your parents choose such a name

[analog spindle]

Idk dude you said it

[chrome spoke]

they have stitches in pewdiepie land?

thats sweden

[solemn hornet]

i guess they do

[analog spindle]

Also why you call me a cheater when those kids wall banged me twenty times in airsoft house. I knew it was a trick 😦

[chrome spoke]

they were using your cheats against u

[analog spindle]

Dafuck does that even mean lol

[delicate orchid]

FIX THE GAME I CANT PPLAY WITH MY TWO OTHER FIRENDS

[solemn hornet]

OMG

[chrome spoke]

what are their first and last names

[delicate orchid]

CRITICAL ERROR

[solemn hornet]

social security number?

[chrome spoke]

does switz have ssn

[delicate orchid]

BECAUSE I CANT SAY F4T4L ERROR

[analog spindle]

I seen you do what ya did there @chrome spoke

[solemn hornet]

nah we do not

[chrome spoke]

bro malfunctioning

[chrome spoke]

stupid switz

[analog spindle]

@chrome spoke host that shit

[delicate orchid]

no it was caps lok i didnt realize

[analog spindle]

C plays with hackers?

[chrome spoke]

ask him no balls

[solemn hornet]

git gud

[chrome spoke]

bro

[solemn hornet]

he pops in contributor chat sometimes I will ask him when hes there

[chrome spoke]

knew it

[analog spindle]

You jest

[chrome spoke]

no balls

[chrome spoke]

bg3

[solemn hornet]

i will

[chrome spoke]

bro being scared and terrified is normal

you dont have to if youre petrified

[solemn hornet]

i have balls bigger than yo "big bones"

[chrome spoke]

prove it, ask where the fuckin update news is

[solemn hornet]

I FUCKIN WANT TO KNOW TOO

that chat is ded last time i discussed the zombies mode and everybody died

i got work at 1pm fuck

[chrome spoke]

are you saying that you determine how lively this server is based on its reaction to your zombie talk

you got a lot of growing up to do

[analog spindle]

Grow up and host one

[chrome spoke]

IM GROWN

[uneven yoke]

[analog spindle]

I'm trying here 😭

[chrome spoke]

cheer up

[solemn hornet]

lol

[uneven yoke]

Thanks

[chrome spoke]

plus i deleted the game and refund

[solemn hornet]

chips @chrome spoke is cheating

[uneven yoke]

Ban em

[chrome spoke]

crawl hack