#chess-club
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and somehow ur throwing worse than I am π
i refuse to believe e7 was better than exd7
yeah cuz qe3 which is what happened
but tbh, in that scenario id get and exchange and you'd also get an exchange
exd7 gave you like 20000 counterplays
rxd7, bxd8
its rook for 2 pieces
better for you still
does it look like I know how to convert endgames? π₯
from that one game, no π
that was a draw, idk why you played h5
g5*
see the mistake is that the pawn is diagonally opposite to the knight
so in an endgame, i win that pawn before you can get to mine
which is what happened
like the pawn is on the 2nd square diagonally from the knight
on a diagonal, 1 square gap
it means your knight takes 4 moves to capture that pawn
and i take fewer, so that gives me faster play
oh right I rmb ts
but I thought I can just counter on the queenside
like it's a knight π₯
you might've, if you didnt exchange all the rooks instantly
i was eager to exchange only because i noticed i had a faster endgame
I had like way more space and also a more active knight π
yet you were better
wth
a more active knight doesn't mean a better knight in endgames π
a knight alone cannot do anything
the "active knight" was attacking and threatening absolutely nobody
while your damn knight on the backrank was protecting everything π
yeah, cuz endgame tactics mf
your knight was so far ahead with no backup, it gave me free tempo with my king
lmfaooo
bro wants to play a positional game π₯
ykw, ill be down to play a grunfeld against you
nah more like I wanna wait for my opponent to self-destruct
I ain't playing d4 π₯
smh
d4 is lame
okay how about a benoni, you can play as black
I never go for conventional moves against d4, at least for the last 6 months
if you go into my opening tree I play the budapest and the englund
cmon isnt it like mate in 8 typa opening
nah, i only play e4 :))
sure fine
do you play sicilian at all
lame ahh opening
nah tfym
imagine memorizing 20 moves for each variation
I never get to see why ppl say it's fun
like everyday i wish they play c5
nah but sicilian is the do or die opening
its like holding a colt which might 50/50 explode in your face
do or die my ass π
70% of my opponents lose in like 10 moves playing the shevnikov or whatever
btw, crazy statement outta context
using a trick so lame that 900s can see
they play the sveshnikov thinking they magnus but they not
the a6 b5 b4 thing right? π
yeah thats why i just play nd5, it works so well
but then I give them Be3 Nd5 in return
cuz they dont know their theory and they malfunction
next thing you know they lost their queenside π
YES AND THEY HANG ROOKS
yeah
and then I proceed to lose half of them bcuz I cannot convert ffs
alright thats more reasonable
this is why i play rapid π
you blundered a pawn and very nearly your king playing rapid against me π₯
well you threw harder than i did so
it was 1 am π₯
and I'm known to throw
yk whats the stupidest thing i see though in chess
like if chess players have fifa card and whatnots
its when d4 nf6 and they still play a london, against nf6 π
I'd prolly get like ATT 69 and CON 0
π
what's wrong with that π₯
they lose all the time is whats wrong with that
cuz i play it like a grunfeld and they can never convert
wdym
like d4 Nf6 Bf4 g6?
π₯
yes
literally, against the london i always play g6 d5 c5 and i have like a 90% winrate in that position
and then Bd3 c5 c3? π
nah, not c5
i literllay play bg7, o-o, d5 and then c5
π
and they cant comprehend my moves so they be playing e3 c3 when they have the center
my ass ain't comprehending all that positional stuffs π₯
I'd much rather throw pawns
exactly, and they dont
like imagine being able to claim a country and then you just decide to like stop halfway through
no need to imagine it
happened to your country lmfaoo
... no?
didn't the brits like control your country using a company?
it was kinda like a half-ass way to claim tho no?
please people lets be civil about this
let's all relax and solve puzzle rush survival together on call
no?
how much ur highest
it's 130 am here π
42
are you gonna trash me for that?
4200 puzzle rating btw
because the last time i did rush i was 14?
did man city win the treble?
and ur now 14 and a half?
idfk
yeah in 2023
yep
cool
yo you asked
then you can get 50s now
I've gotten a 51 once it was NOT easy
also relax bro aint nobody attacking you
yeah ifkr
ive gotten like 55 3times
but not more
Wait are puzzles in puzzle rush harder than just regular puzzles?
guys please hewp
uhhhh is it kh1
I notice that I randomly fail 1400 rated puzzles on that
i dont think theyre harder, its just that you cant mess up anywhere
people tend to overthink too much
Is it qd2
what are you talking about π
aight ima be in lounge doing rush
ooh
Oh i might do a rush as well now that we're all talking about it
bro where free queen?
you literally cannot capture it
are you like getting tunnel vision
are you braindead?
bro where did you see free queen
ffs I js had to do the hardest 1200 puzzle ever π
why tf did I have to calculate 6 moves
qh7# duh
QD3
no
26 bruh
you must be a genius, to just get mated by taking the queen
Aarav, whats ur Elo
He's 2k i think
dang, im around 1500
Im 1400
he's 978
how do you mispell the name when its RIGHT THERE
its 4 bloody letters
im 800
800 rapid, 500 bullet
lol
where is the mate
i dont see one
mate practice chess more
wanna play rn Aarav?
just mention the move sequence once
wait im doing puzzles
Ur 1500 rapid?
I'm at 38 rn
yeas
Zam ur good
ty,and whats urs?
1000 π trying to get better tho
Thanks
later
Anyone wanna play? Iβm 1700 rapid
Yes
User?
K
a good way to warm up for tournaments or just playing in general is doing mate in 3, mate in 4, mate in 5 or more on lichess
lmk when u done
!!!
Sent
how much did you get
@vestal mist istg try ts π₯
Gg
Can we run that back
Later I got to do some hw now
Alright let me be white tho
K
U wanna play? (Iβm not that good but Iβm free right now)
yo you wanna play?
U wanna play me instead?
My bad I was trying to practice king and queen against king and knight
Idk how to do that
Pawns or no pawns?
No pawns
Hmmm, sounds tricky but Iβm guessing the main idea would be to pin or skewer, since cutting off the king wonβt help much
Finally I managed to force thr king to the back rank and fork the knight
Nice!!
Anyone want to play? Preferably over 1000 elo (still fine if ur lower)
yeah sure
i suck like a lot lmao
but ig ill play
Whatβs ur tag?
?
Like, chess com username
oh I dont got an account I was thinking like chess in the park lmao
Oh alright
(Can u setup tho? Iβm not too familiar with discord)
alr join mine
who wanna play
Elo?
1100 but havent played in a while
Oh
whats urs
1400
wanna play?
Not rn
alr
Just played a cleanass game tho
ggs
Gg
bro lowkey idk how I beat you lmao
Bro I sold π
im like 100 elo lmao
Whatβs ur elo
Putting my pawns on the opposite color of my bishop in order for their pawns to be on the same color as our bishops this restricting their mobility and allowing me to target weaknesses that I made
On my defense, Iβve never played the Englund gambit
wanna play someone
ggs ur good tho
I just donβt like d4 openings
Thx
ic
@frozen dawn @fiery pebble any of u wanna play
Sure
alr let me be black bc i play d4
I'm in a game lol
Chess com?
sure
oh ok after?
Whatβs ur username?
Ig
username- JoeT138
Alright, 10 min?
yes
FML ITS 55 AGAIN
I sent it
yo wanna play?
i suck lmao and u seem like u are insane
My little brother just won a chess match against me I've never been more proud of himππ
gg
Gg
gg
At what elo is it a good idea to start learning more than one opening?
Probably 1000 you should at least learn another one
Alright! I play the Italian and caro kann, so what would u recommend? (I was thinking either scotch or English for white and kings Indian (for d4))
Apparently tho u can play kings Indian both as black and white
Scotch
I like aggressive, thank you.
Np
Is the Top chess tutorial ok or where should I find some kind of video on the opening? (Last question I promise)
Chess.com lessons
Trust me
Top chess is good too
And they're funny
Yeah
chessable has lots of free courses
that go in depth
also if you want tricky openings u can use the free 7 day trial on chessly
its good
Thank you!
yo can I join
Yo
Yo anyone wanna play
finally 2k and decided to get a FM Coach for the cheap price of 97 USD for 5 sessions
congrats you just wasted at least 5 more sessions
At least its only 100 dollars and not more
But yeah thats a scam atp
Bro 100 dollars is my family's weekly income
now we can understand why bro is 1400 π
i was white
yeah, im talking about the other guy
he just premoved it
bro was up the entire economy of some countries and managed to stalemate π
4k puzzle btw π₯
i can pull it up again
Ya lol
go to social studies for that
But Vietnamese gdp growth is impressive
yeah
max puzzle rush the same as a 1400 u make fun of π
2800 puzzle at 2100? bro lock in
slide me some money so that I can buy premium lil bro
i did it with standard btw
cap
you can just ask for a subscription if you explain your situation
waste of money π₯
that's what i did
mf be roasting me for not having 4k puzzle rating π₯
wdym
get in call i'll show u
accept it, you dont spend all your time solving puzzles
okay I need to practice my indian english anyway
How did u do that
How XD
97 usd for 5 sessions with an FM? not worth it
if ur 2000 elo, its much better to learn through self analysis
Ya there are even free sessions of FM if u needed any guidance
hello guys, im a beginner in chess, any good openings because i only use 1 and that cause me to be defeated
london, and italian
doesn't matter who you are i will always recommend the english
- c4
ill see thanks
French for black but I play it my way
never seen anyone in a game play the french
i just realized
Well I am playing
can we?
But not exactly the way it is
Yes

run it back please π
First brilliant move π₯Ή
@thorny bronze
That's a lot. .. people don't even get one in a lifetime
πΆβπ«οΈ
πΆ
where did you get that information from
who wanna play chess
me
Source: trust me bro
but later
my max was 4
Just got lucky in that
non draw sac was 4
but if we talking max max: 16
in a game
but it was a rook sac for a queen
It's really easy to get a brilliant
i mean for a draw not a queen loll
Magnesium calcium
U sac the queen in smothered mate it's brilliant
ive never got one for those lol
ive gotten max 4
I got lucky in them π
That's really impressive
bros farming brilliants
i once played against a 2300 who got 5 against me π
I would have quite after that π
no seriously, 2300s are soooo much better than 2000s you wouldnt expect it
its a whole another level of chess
yeah, i once played against an IM
never lost more brutally
that too in the Kan π
.
ggs
im gonna try to find my brilliant collection
My chess style...
Ohh this looks like a nice move....hangs the queen π
My chess style..
Oh this king looks too safe... sacs the full house for a single check
U are really good in playing brilliant moves
I saw in the puzzle solving
stawp im blushing
Uss
Me too
I do it in bullet
So my opponent loses of time
enough clowning me for my rapid i know its bad π
i aint disclosing my rapid rating
I joined today
Hate them
that's called a 3 check player
sure
what are you on about
Itβs too loud
And I was actually studying
Then opened discord and forgot about it
When did you learn to play chess?
like 2 weeks ago
Since I was seven
James and Yeva_G were playing
then get on the call we'll be more quiet
Next time
Ya we can try
nah bro ts ain't 2146 π
yeah its really easy
okay solve it then
Eat the pawn white eats then move your king f2
"yeah its really easy" π€‘
Just imagine what would you do if this happened during a game
you know the solution you gave is deadass wrong right?
Iβm not into puzzles
first of all white doesn't even have to take back the pawn
Better
second of all Kf2 wastes a tempo
Have done them at least six months ago
might wanna think bout that b4 saying "oh too easy" π€‘
I said based on first look
It goes there to prevent moves like bishop e2
so you're so good that you don't even need any calculations to determine whether a puzzle is hard or not
wowza
f6 pawn π€‘
I said first look
okay so your first look is so brilliant, so mesmerizing that you can solve a puzzle instantly and it's always correct π€―
how did you even calculate that π₯
no like how did you remove the other options of ignoring the pawn and whatnots
oh wait π
Like we can't move f man
a3 and we're dead
I hate endgames lmfaoo
They are easy to calculate for me
I just suck in middle game π
really?
Ya
when my mind is clear I really enjoy the middle game
especially when I get to throw pawns
Ya that thing makes me feel like tal
Just attack
yeah and then I literally do what tal says too: I made the 2nd type of sacrifice, mine.
istg most of them are unsound asf but still works out
Except i sacrifice my king lol
dont talk to the black pfp guy he is very angry by default
nah bruv the guy was js being cocky
I saw saying my opinion
same that what happens half the time to me too lmfaoo
yeah see? He mad by default
I just had this a month ago now I quit this
i know it's gotta have a single dark square
1+1 2
0+1 1
1+0 1
2 whites 1 black
C or D
Ya probably c is correct
exclude a and d
i need to find the switch logics now
i'Β‘ll ge tback to you, its timed
got 10 mins left for 2 quesitons
is bro doing an iq test? π
also e
Ya
last 1
got 9 mins
wherever there is a repeated dot a white square appears
and if there is a dot already the white square overrides it
gotta be b e or f
im saying a
others have dot in a square
e
its 100% B
trust me
on my mother
no its b
its gotta be b
there is a square in upper right part
πΏ
dot next to it
below the dot becomes square
5 minutes for 3 questions yall
cant be e or f cause dot doesnt become square
thought you said this was the last one?
what is this iq test π
mensa's workout actually
damn aight
can I js give you my brain? this is hard
b or c but more likely c
its d
this is for sure b
what even is the rule
not quite bad
what was this btw
cant you say the answers to these three?
then where did you get the result from
from fucking mensa
on the screenshot
it doesnt tell you whats right or whats wrong
you said on youtube ._.
ohh
not like he is gonna die from me calling him stupid
I never said that it was a joke
okay lil bro open a ticket all you want
Idrc
not like we know eachother or anything π₯
thats not the type of phrase you usually use to make somebody laugh but okay
wasn't talking bout you π
Thats fair
i know twin π
Makes sense im just gonna leave the convo
ait gl
okay pep guardiola
Ty
whats your montly income?
(im unempl*yed)
it gets muted π
WHY WAS IT DELETED
wild
π
moderation works on job
the word was so bad
ohh they prolly thought there'd be a certain action before that word π
most likely yeah
or a noun
noun yes
okay intellectually superior being
its facts tho
if I'm in the 99th percentile it won't be so tho
do you even know what that means
I do
what is it
I'm better than 99% of ppl
trust me you arent better
In which exam ?
what exam did you take?
if
y'all ever heard of conditionals? π
guess what time it is
2 am
1
Ya it's 12 am lol
I'll now be unconscious for the next 7 hours
Have a good sleep
gn
*good morning π₯
can anyone help in lounge 2?
I really like chess but im bad at it
can someone give me some opening ideas???
F3 g5
ok thx
I meant f3 g4
g5 is impossible i just checked
oh
ok
g4 is also impossible
the knight cant go that far
but thanks anyways
Okay you clearly know fools male LMAO
???
Fools mate
Oh its where you lose in two moves π
i norm just move around pieces and try not to get checkmated
π
my knight was dead either way
gtg
bye
Gg
does anyone wanna play chess
i want to
alr
whats ur user
uh hold on lemme get my friends user my account has some issues
ok
TheGothamBlackKnight
how do i add
alr just tell me urs lmao
NotMahir5
gg
ur good bro
thanks
bro thought ts was tuffπ₯
lol
ok u wanna play now
do bu;;eyt
bullet
why
ok fine lets do blitz
i didnt get it
Hello
im on it
My name is Kandarp Dave
ggs
ur good at this
nah im done lmao
ok
yo bro chill don jst say ur name to thounsands of people lmao
anyone wanna play with me?
why do you say lmao at the end of pretty much all of your sentences
ill play
ok
idk tbh
its jst been a growing habit
ok
whats ur username?
NotMahir5
u disconnected
ill play in 15 mins
ok bye
Oh ok I didnβt know
nah its all good
Yea
yes, sure
for cheating?
Yes
Yes I had a streak of 15 wins in a row and chess.com banned me for 3 days
I made a new I'd
you simply use an engine
to know which move is the best
nah but i should be banned
if this guy got banned for 15 wins in a row idk how im not
Just think or do the move that comes to your mind
not us
yeah but people who cheat usually have a need to win
because in their childhood no one told them they were doing good so now they get satisfaction from beating others no matter how
regular, healthy people don't need to cheat
nope
Btw was this your first time doing it or not?
yeah
bro what am i reading rn
idk you tell me twin
I tried it too
what'd u get?
121
crazy
wow
anyone got the link to it
But Iβm soon to be 15
its mensa norway
It wasnβt for my age
im 15
yeah thats it
u gotta add a bit
or not trust it
idk how it works
next year i'll take the official one
But arenβt you going to 11th grade?
Iβm not from American system
fair enough
Iβm from Asia
and im from europe
cuh im 13
brother
dont take the test then
you're gonna get crushed unless ur a genius
alr
When did you go to school?
what kinda question is that
i dunno
we got multiple kinds of schools
like more stages than you i believe
When you were 6 or 7?
idk π
6 i think
we got 6 stages lmfao
0-6
6-12
12-16 (last year)
16-18
16+/18+
18+
nah bro im trying the test what is this bru
get on the call
also yeah gl with it
the first 30 are the easy ones
1 sec
I missed one from there
i believe i got all right
The one with u z and x
except for one easy
my summer brain rn
that was the easy one
also the last one was wow
you needed to be high to understand it
i somehow found it
Didnβt get it
Iβll watch the YouTube video
Why?
because you'll already know the answer
16-17 trust
bro im lit so confused
HOW MANY ARE THESE
ok im so lost
i got 128 tho
which is lower compared to others i do
cause ur on the spectrum
I'm going to ignore that.
why?
Il try again bc last time I was in a changing environment where I couldn't fully focus
fair play
Not bc im on the spectrum
Technically 97 is around average
man i want you to know im not insulting you
Also iq isn't everything
i aint say it was
Saying that would've implied that
97 is really good for a american
thats why i didnt say it
Dude wtf
And he is really intelligent in chess
Thats better
U learned dragon ?
I had stuff to do after
got 135 π₯
Really great
Cool
y'all think this works?
I used the world champion bot to play against my 800 elo players with 99.6% acc. Maybe not the sneakiest
i was permabanned i think
Bruh
Where is the start?
After queen promotes exchange and go eat the pawn
the guy needs to farm elo by doing 800 rated puzzles and i overtook him doing 3200s
and still cannot beat me
Which one are you?
You from Spain?
yh
wwwwwwwww
play with me
ΒΏWhat?
top 2 spain in 700 elo
What does that mean?
140 puzzles y soy el top 2 de espaΓ±a en puzles
Ah ok
:)
What is chess in the park?
Ah ok
Your group is on a 1 day streak! π₯ Here are yesterday's results:
π 1/6: @fossil shale
6/6: @thorny bronze
I love it when I play a good positional game and then make 3 blunders IN A ROW
us core
yes
I use both honestly
chess.com for games, just because of rating system that makes you have lower rating (ratings on lichess are a bit higher in principle)
lichess for studying, puzzles, analysis (basically everything that is not playing competitively) plainly because it's all free
wsg
I'm curretnly playing tournament online and i play like shit
Barca or RCD Espanyol?
barΓ§a
Alr thx
Iβm lowkey ass at chess Iβm just trying to get good
Scam
Me too
anyone wanna play
yea im down