I wasn't
#chess-club
normal pulsar
normal pulsar
Will play someday again
normal pulsar
India
normal pulsar
CG
night adder
chandigarh?
normal pulsar
Chattisgarh
night adder
ok
normal pulsar
You?
normal pulsar
Jammu kashmir?
normal pulsar
Ya
pure knot
average npc convo 
normal pulsar
Yo @pure knot
pure knot
Yo <@1090644668804501675>
sup chill guy
night adder
lol
normal pulsar
Still going.....
night adder
i think bros trying to hit that 5000 word count
pure knot
Where u from
Geographically, a country fairly close to your contry.
Culturally, a country influenced (not) a lot by your country
Linguistically, some minorities in your country speak languages from the same language family as my country
Population-wise, both countries are crowded af
Economically, both countries improved a lot since each country's independence
Educationally, both countries have English in their education system
And last but no least, I ain't hitting that 5000 words count
night adder
bangladesh?
night adder
or pakistan?
pure knot
or pakistan?
fairly close not bordering each other smh
normal pulsar
fairly close not bordering each other smh
Sri lanka
pure knot
afghanistan?
huh they learn english?
normal pulsar
Side quests
night adder
uh maybe'
night adder
lessgoo first time ever
normal pulsar
lessgoo first time ever
GG
pure knot
lessgoo first time ever
normal pulsar
Gained some dignity back
pure knot
omg I just beat this 275 bot for the first time ๐
normal pulsar
Nikolas Jackson
normal pulsar
You watch football?
normal pulsar
id rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old
Why
night adder
nah just got too engrossed in the song im hearing rn
mb
mb
my biggest flops are your greatest hits
Had to give you a career to destroy it
anyone who listens to rap here btw
normal pulsar
Geographically, a country fairly close to your contry.
Culturally, a country inf...
China?
normal pulsar
which songs do u listen to
Old Indian and mostly English songs
night adder
k
normal pulsar
Is it in south east Asia or middle east
pure knot
how cose by is it
if you play globle, 2 steps to reach my country from india
night adder
whats globle
pure knot
yeah that's the point
night adder
oh wait i hv played it
normal pulsar
Country guessing by hot and cold?
night adder
worldle?
normal pulsar
Is it in south east Asia or middle east
..
pure knot
NO
pure knot
nto worldle
normal pulsar
north korea
Nuh uh bro
night adder
japan
pure knot
forgot the nake
normal pulsar
@pure knot
normal pulsar
@pure knot
night adder
it cud be thailand or phillipines tbh
pure knot
I'll trace his IP
how tf are you gonna do that 
pure knot
r u from any of these 2 places?
nah
pure knot
which continent
asia
clear spade
Kg3 after which move?
clear spade
u from mongolia?
man's from vietnam i think
pure knot
Kg3 after which move?
๐ sArCaSm
merry ingot
Hi does anyone want to play
night adder
man's from vietnam i think
nah we've already guessed vietnam
merry ingot
Around 275?
merry ingot
K
night adder
wait
my mom is calling
yeah im gonna be 30 minutes or so
i hv to run to the grocery shop
sorry
brb
pure knot
nah we've already guessed vietnam
I'm from Vietnam dumbo
zenith warren
Hey guys just wanted to give a quick intro ๐ I've played chess since July 2021, started playing OTB from July 2022 and I'm currently 2100 chess.com rapid (on a private account), and my FIDE classical is about 1750. My welsh classical is 1930 currently and I'm an active member of the welsh junior u18 and u16 teams. Hope we can all have a great time talking together on here! ๐
night adder
back
night adder
Hey guys just wanted to give a quick intro ๐ I've played chess since July 2021,...
nice
night adder
I'm from Vietnam dumbo
bruh
normal pulsar
Hey guys just wanted to give a quick intro ๐ I've played chess since July 2021,...
Cool
pure knot
Hey guys just wanted to give a quick intro ๐ I've played chess since July 2021,...
damn we got a pro here
pure knot
bro had already guessed vietnam
I didn't have to say whether it's true or not
night adder
exactly my point
clear spade
๐ sArCaSm
Not very humour-inducing use of sarcasm tho, I must say.
zenith warren
damn we got a pro here
๐ญ ๐ no chance lol
pearl silo
two awesome bongcloud games
I am carbonAzurite
wait
one bongcloud game
now its two bongclouds
three
pure knot
๐ญ ๐ no chance lol
1700 classical is defo good
warm thicket
Doesnโt mean punk is bad
pure knot
Doesnโt mean punk is bad
do the work I sent you ๐ซ
warm thicket
I believe the sequence would be bxe7 fxe7 kd7 d3+ kxd2 nxc6+ kxd3 nxa5
warm thicket
do the work I sent you ๐ซ
I just started on it
pure knot
I believe the sequence would be bxe7 fxe7 kd7 d3+ kxd2 nxc6+ kxd3 nxa5
b pawn takes e7
smh
d3+ smh
warm thicket
Bishop takes e7 you knew what I meant
pure knot
I believe the sequence would be bxe7 fxe7 kd7 d3+ kxd2 nxc6+ kxd3 nxa5
partial credit
actually
full credit for q1
q2, zero
failed the test
zenith warren
1700 classical is defo good
i guess so thanks lol
lavish rover
i quit a while ago and i need help getting back on my feet
im only 1300 but im tilting back to 1200
if u have advice ping me
bronze charm
Anybody want to play
zenith compass
Me
stray apex
guys e4 or e5?
old pawn
E4
lost stratus
e5
celest raptor
e5
celest raptor
if u have advice ping me
bro I need advice lol peaked 951 stopped for a bit and then feel to like 805
lavish rover
bro I need advice lol peaked 951 stopped for a bit and then feel to like 805
just think abt moves ( dont play 1 step attacks) , learn common tactics
celest raptor
just think abt moves ( dont play 1 step attacks) , learn common tactics
I know usually I get into endgames then i start to choke then I lose
lavish rover
lmao samee
celest raptor
ik especially if I dont have a queen I just lose
celest raptor
I am making good progress I was like 200 a year ago
lavish rover
lol
celest raptor
since I stopped playing its easier to lose
clear spade
guys e4 or e5?
huh?
lost stratus
Chess notation which signifies a pawn move at the beginning of a game
lavish rover
Chess notation which signifies a pawn move at the beginning of a game
yea but how tf do you play e5 first move
clear spade
pine lion
clear spade
yea but how tf do you play e5 first move
yeah exactly that's what i thought
bro really said 'e4 or e5'
pawns going three squares on the first move
Chess 3.0 update
pure knot
guys e4 or e5?
Bz26
ivory spade
yea but how tf do you play e5 first move
Black??
Blacks first move? It technically counts TvT
floral cloak
Hi I am new at chess so can anyone give me some tips that where and how should I start
ivory spade
Hi I am new at chess so can anyone give me some tips that where and how should I...
Just play
broken girder
Hi I am new at chess so can anyone give me some tips that where and how should I...
how new are we talking about
you could start by learning an opening
pliant storm
Hi I am new at chess so can anyone give me some tips that where and how should I...
Hey, so first, learn how the pieces move and the rules.Next, learn basic checkmanates, such as the ladder mate. Lastly, play a game, and then use a game review, and that should give you pointers.
If you're ahead of this stage, let me know
lavish rover
you could start by learning an opening
No bro that's like 1000 elo
lavish rover
Hi I am new at chess so can anyone give me some tips that where and how should I...
Learn how the pieces move and lots of yt tutorials
floral cloak
Ok thanks everyone ๐
I will ask questions if I dont get something if that's OK with yall?
topaz eagle
I will ask questions if I dont get something if that's OK with yall?
nws its the chess club after all
lavish rover
i started at 1000
topaz eagle
everyone 600 and below just spams scholars mate๐ญ
lavish rover
played london
lavish rover
everyone 600 and below just spams scholars mate๐ญ
yea
normal pulsar
Yo
normal pulsar
https://www.chess.com/member/Novel_Chess11
Currently active
mild knoll
im just a newbie guys hello
hello
topaz needle
https://www.chess.com/member/Novel_Chess11
hmm i dont play a lot these days but ill show a couple
mild knoll
Hello miss
hi
topaz needle
this one had a peak of 1970 and then i decided to play for fun
normal pulsar
this one had a peak of 1970 and then i decided to play for fun
I reached 2000 but you know what happens
๐
topaz needle
I reached 2000 but you know what happens
bro the 1st id i showed
has a peak elo on rapid of 1999 ๐
normal pulsar
has a peak elo on rapid of 1999 ๐
๐
topaz needle
that is so depressing
normal pulsar
So much
topaz needle
and then i went downhill
normal pulsar
I play better when I stop playing for some time
normal pulsar
whos the highest elo player in your friend circle
Me
normal pulsar
I have few friends who play fide rated tournament
normal pulsar
Oh my god
normal pulsar
he lost all of them tho
Expected
topaz needle
bro has beat some ims and gms tho
sometimes i doubt if he is cheating or not cus shit seems too good to be true
but i believe him
normal pulsar
but i believe him
Right
topaz needle
bro said he'll be here in 5 mins
normal pulsar
Here I come
topaz needle
@normal pulsar
normal pulsar
Ya
topaz needle
tis the 2700
normal pulsar
bro has beat some ims and gms tho
Looks like time to flex meaningless achivements
normal pulsar
i spectate again
You play i will watch
topaz needle
Yes
normal pulsar
Fide or Chess.com?
Any
normal pulsar
I don't have fide๐
normal pulsar
What's your ID
I don't play anymore
normal pulsar
nigel short
Ya he's the old GM
topaz needle
Ya he's the old GM
yeah
normal pulsar
nigel short
He's under rank 200 fide ig
topaz needle
one of the greatest players who did not become a world champion
normal pulsar
Yup
normal pulsar
one of the greatest players who did not become a world champion
He was good
I lost terribly against bortynyk though
He looked very very sus ngl, 99 accuracy and he was constantly looking aside on his twitch stream during moves
topaz needle
I lost terribly against bortynyk though
i hate that dude
normal pulsar
He was looking at chat i guess
normal pulsar
He was looking at chat i guess
Could be a possibility
topaz needle
I like Naroditsky
fun
normal pulsar
Have you played Naroditsky
topaz needle
bortnyk for some reason sounds bratty to me
normal pulsar
I like Naroditsky
Top many underrated players, people don't really know the names of
normal pulsar
Have you played Naroditsky
Nope
Let go of GMs, I haven't played a game in months
What was your ID
normal pulsar
bortnyk for some reason sounds bratty to me
Just wtf was bro doing in a tmt of teenagers
topaz needle
Just wtf was bro doing in a tmt of teenagers
in lofigirl dc server
normal pulsar
What ๐
normal pulsar
What was your ID
Banned for rating manipulation (intentionally gave elo points to a friend coz the opponents were becoming way too competitive) and played 2 matches in a tmt after that, so sandbagging
normal pulsar
in lofigirl dc server
Fr๐ญ
I don't think it was fair
Not written anywhere but immoral for a GM to play a game he's gonna win anyhow
topaz needle
Banned for rating manipulation (intentionally gave elo points to a friend coz th...
what about the hehe one
๐
normal pulsar
What was your peak rating? @normal pulsar
topaz eagle
Banned for rating manipulation (intentionally gave elo points to a friend coz th...
ayyy
pure knot
im just a newbie guys hello
1900 rated and calls himself newbie smh
topaz needle
1900 rated and calls himself newbie smh
whats yours bro
pure knot
whats yours bro
200
topaz needle
i dont play at 1900 level no more
mint atlas
Yo romeo
pure knot
i dont play at 1900 level no more
still you aren't a newbie smh
mint atlas
I have a question
topaz needle
I have a question
go on
pure knot
that sounds 2000 fr
nah 200
mint atlas
You joined the server 2 days ago and already on level 100 on th server
How in the world
topaz needle
You joined the server 2 days ago and already on level 100 on th server
oh that
this a new id
my old one was here since 2024
and the one before that since 2022
topaz needle
How old r u
turning 18 soon
mint atlas
Niice, which college?
topaz needle
Niice, which college?
im in 12th rn so i have college entrances coming up
gotta give jee april
pure knot
istg all servers I've been in are always 50% indian 
@warm thicket complete the exam you american dumbass
mint atlas
๐
pure knot
@warm thicket imagine being a 1600 and still loses to a 200
karmic quail
topaz needle
<@1039645662314233978> imagine being a 1600 and still loses to a 200
what ya tryna pull off
pure knot
what ya tryna pull off
trolling
topaz needle
trolling
eh whats the fun in it if people just gonna assume ur cheating
use real id
pure knot
eh whats the fun in it if people just gonna assume ur cheating
fym bruv
pure knot
use real id
erm tf
topaz needle
fym bruv
if a 1600 loses to a 200
the possibilities are
A. the 200 cheated
B. the 200 used a different id from their main
pure knot
if a 1600 loses to a 200
ever thought of the possibility that the 200 isn't actually 200 and is just fucking around with his friend to make him look stupid?
topaz needle
ever thought of the possibility that the 200 isn't actually 200 and is just fuck...
what else did i write in B
topaz needle
the gist is the same
pure knot
the 200 isn't actually 200 and that he is still using his main acc and he's telling a comepletely false story
pure knot
byebye have a nice day
bruv I'm fucking sleeping now ๐
pure knot
bro's geographical knowledge is now equivalent to that of an american
pure knot
people going to sleep rn are either indian or more eastern towards japan
pov: ไธญๅฝ, ะ ะพััะธั, Pakistan, Bangladesh, เธเธฃเธฐเนเธเธจเนเธเธข, Viแปt Nam, Malaysia, Laos, and idfk list 20 more
yeah bruv is a fucking american in disguise ๐
topaz needle
pov: ไธญๅฝ, ะ ะพััะธั, Pakistan, Bangladesh, เธเธฃเธฐเนเธเธจเนเธเธข, Viแปt Nam, Malaysia, Laos, and ...
east of india includes bangladesh malaysia laos vietnam bhutan nepal and them 20 more
the only valid one u said is pak
and thats at 10;59 pm rn
so
normal pulsar
Sleep guys
normal pulsar
Hey
pure knot
east of india includes bangladesh malaysia laos vietnam bhutan nepal and them 20...
"more eastern toward japan" ๐
topaz needle
"more eastern toward japan" ๐
until japan
pure bloom
One of the Quickest chess games I've done bro
pure knot
๐ญ guys I'm just moving my pawns why did this happen
pure bloom
๐ญ guys I'm just moving my pawns why did this happen
๐
pure knot
why can't my king move ;-;
normal pulsar
One of the Quickest chess games I've done bro
I got seizures seeing this
normal pulsar
๐ญ guys I'm just moving my pawns why did this happen
Nice try kiddo
Better luck next time
pure bloom
I got seizures seeing this
Lol
pure knot
Nice try kiddo
can you gimme a tip for next game? ๐ฅบ
normal pulsar
can you gimme a tip for next game? ๐ฅบ
Try playing the bongcloud
pure knot
Try playing the bongcloud
what's that?
normal pulsar
E4 ke2
normal pulsar
Are you joking or do you genuinely need help
pure knot
Are you joking or do you genuinely need help
what is the bongcloud for black
normal pulsar
what is the bongcloud for black
E5 ke7
pure bloom
Whats a bongcloud
pure knot
@normal pulsar I hate you :<
now my king can't move again
and I lost another 8 elo
down to 192 ๐
normal pulsar
๐ญ๐ญ
normal pulsar
<@456226577798135808> I hate you :<
What is it rapid?
Watch a opening principles video
@pure knot
pure knot
What is it rapid?
idk it shows a green clock with 10 min next to it
if it's called that then sure
normal pulsar
idk it shows a green clock with 10 min next to it
It's rapid
Watch a Gotham chess video
pure knot
@normal pulsar I followed what he said why can't my king move again :<
I controlled the center
I moved my knight before bishop
I didn't put my queen out early
pure knot
Learn how to defend against it
okay
@normal pulsar I learnt how to defend against the scholar's mate thru yt shorts ๐
but I got white and why can't I take the knight :(
eager topaz
<@456226577798135808> I learnt how to defend against the scholar's mate thru yt ...
if you take the knight with the bishop then blacks queen can take your exposed king (checkmate)
the game wonโt let you put yourself in check or mate
ionic hawk
hi im playing in a club since 2019 and i really like chess ๐
clear spade
Learn how to defend against it
bro is fr asking a 2000 rated dude to learn to defend against the scholar's mate ๐
bro you're getting trolled
lavish rover
i need an opening that very agressive
clear spade
with white or black?
warm thicket
<@1039645662314233978> imagine being a 1600 and still loses to a 200
I donโt lose to 200s (except for you)
warm thicket
<@1039645662314233978> complete the exam you american dumbass
I got other stuff to do Iโll try later
warm thicket
ever thought of the possibility that the 200 isn't actually 200 and is just fuck...
Friend :)
pure bloom
Another quick game lol
topaz eagle
anyone up for a game?
old pawn
PUZZLES ON CC GOT REVAMPED
zenith compass
anyone up for a game?
Me
pure knot
Friend \:)
shit I mean the sarcastic dumbass who thinks he's my friend ๐คก
pure knot
erm actually it's "off" โ๏ธ ๐ค
warm thicket
shit I mean the sarcastic dumbass who thinks he's my friend ๐คก
Hehe
normal pulsar
Anyone have suggestions for chess.com lessons?
move the queen to F6
thorny gyro
normal pulsar
bro is fr asking a 2000 rated dude to learn to defend against the scholar's mate...
I was suspicious
That's why I asked him if he is joking or really wants help
normal pulsar
<@456226577798135808> I learnt how to defend against the scholar's mate thru yt ...
That's too far bro
autumn heron
lol
clear spade
rusty though
Ahh...well with white yeah as you said the vienna is good, but these days I like the Italian
Ng5 with Fried Liver ideas when opponent plays Nf6 and b4 Evan's Gambit if they play Bc5
clear spade
Gambits fine below 900
??
Kasparov played the Evan's Gambit against Anand bro
in 1995 I think
pure knot
Gambits fine below 900
pov: evan's, greco, queen's gambit (not really one but still), budapest, scotch gambit
damn I should play a scotch gambit
pure knot
Kasparov played the Evan's Gambit against Anand bro
we got hikaru playing king's gambit against magnus in 2024 ๐
normal pulsar
we got hikaru playing king's gambit against magnus in 2024 ๐
What's your account?
pure knot
What's your account?
can you convert this endgame for me first ๐
pure knot
Just resign
I'm white smh
normal pulsar
Is h5 winning?
pure knot
h5 maybe idk
show me the sequence fr
normal pulsar
Idk my brains trash
normal pulsar
show me the sequence fr
h5 and push
pure knot
<@1090644668804501675>
c2
pure knot
and don't capture and push h pawn till promotion
you sure that works? g6 hxg6 h6 Kf7
normal pulsar
Ya
pure knot
@normal pulsar you should ask kold on his experience with me gaslighting him in chess puzzles
the plan you proposed did work
it's just you didn't calculate thoroughly smh
pure knot
With bishop
to where
normal pulsar
Anywhere in the middle
From where you can protect the h pawn
The next move and defened promo at same time
normal pulsar
The next move and defened promo at same time
e5 or d4
Lest say you play be5 and then Bf4
normal pulsar
Kb2
pure knot
but it a real match you ain't having that eval bar
pure knot
What's your ID?
I'm reporting you for asking for personal information 
normal pulsar
I'm reporting you for asking for personal information <:froge_concerned:13053837...
The heck
๐
pure knot
The heck
if I asked @warm thicket what his social security number is he'd prolly block me
normal pulsar
if I asked <@1039645662314233978> what his social security number is he'd prolly...
I asked for you chesscom id
๐ซฅ
normal pulsar
Ok bruv
pure knot
I used to play earlier
yeah yeah all indians
karmic igloo
bruh getting a FIde Rating is hard
pure knot
bruh getting a FIde Rating is hard
did you even sign up to your federation? ๐ฟ
pure knot
i ve been to rated tournament to
lost all of them? ๐
karmic igloo
watchu rating online
pure knot
watchu rating online
200
karmic igloo
im 1400 blitz
pure knot
im 1400 blitz
๐ and you think you can draw a game in a standard fide rated tourney
I'm sorry but most FIDE rated players are at least 1700 rated online
pure knot
still im pretty strong
nah you're mid
pure knot
Says a 200
bro has amnesia
normal pulsar
bro has amnesia
Shush
pure knot
I'm obviously 100 and my peak was 200
normal pulsar
Why you telling everyone about my illness
clear spade
๐ and you think you can draw a game in a standard fide rated tourney
I mean...I drew a 1700 FIDE when I was 1200 CHESS.COM
in a real tournament game
classical
normal pulsar
I mean...I drew a 1700 FIDE when I was 1200 CHESS.COM
Bro ain't a 1700
clear spade
Bro ain't a 1700
dude...there were pairings and stuff...everyone's rating was displayed
normal pulsar
dude...there were pairings and stuff...everyone's rating was displayed
I mean as a joke
pure knot
I mean...I drew a 1700 FIDE when I was 1200 CHESS.COM
and I drew a 2100 chess.com, that doesn't make me one ๐
clear spade
it was a swiss tournament, and the highest rated players were a 2100 CM and a 1900
there were like 70 players
normal pulsar
and I drew a 2100 chess.com, that doesn't make me one ๐
Bro it's called aborting
clear spade
it was my first tournament actually
pure knot
Bro it's called aborting
we played otb ๐คก
normal pulsar
we played otb ๐คก
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
clear spade
and I drew a 2100 chess.com, that doesn't make me one ๐
I mean, jokes aside, you're like 2000
so nothing weird
normal pulsar
Teach me master
clear spade
my game was like almost 3 hours long, it was a tarrasch french I remember
normal pulsar
my game was like almost 3 hours long, it was a tarrasch french I remember
What is your UID
Username
clear spade
actually i don't know if the time control could be called classical, is 30|30 considered classical?
pure knot
I mean, jokes aside, you're like 2000
I drew him back when I was 1800
clear spade
I drew him back when I was 1800
oh damn
pure knot
30 mins even without any increment is called classical in chess.com at least
chess.com doesn't have classical ๐คก
clear spade
chess.com doesn't have classical ๐คก
oh right
pure knot
It's 1hr 30 plus bonus
classical can still be 60 minutes
clear spade
30|30 is a weird time control tho
normal pulsar
30|30 is a weird time control tho
Very
normal pulsar
30|30 is a weird time control tho
Username?
pure knot
Haven't seen one
I saw it on my chess clock
pure knot
@clear spade can you believe that the first game I played against him he sac'd a piece and I still lost? ๐
normal pulsar
@pure knot wanna win a game against me?
normal pulsar
<@1079384075657297960> can you believe that the first game I played against him ...
What's his username
pure knot
<@1090644668804501675> wanna win a game against me?
nah I'm under the weather rn
pure knot
What's his username
has his real name soo
pure knot
I ain't gonna go to his house
he's in my friends list find him yourself smh
normal pulsar
not everyone is indian ๐
So tell me bro
pure knot
He was near 1800
he's 2100
karmic igloo
who
normal pulsar
Vietnamese?
pure knot
Vietnamese?
"omg I just invented a teleportation device now I can play chess otb with anyone outside of vietnam without moving a single step" ๐คฏ
pure knot
Why is everyone playing a riddle bro
ofc he's vietnamese you dumbass ๐
and that was called mocking
clear spade
not everyone is indian ๐
๐ I'm actually Indian
pure knot
๐ I'm actually Indian
apparently that makes me get indian citizenship and I can finally become a free fire youtuber no way ๐คฏ
karmic igloo
@normal pulsar whats your rating online
normal pulsar
<@456226577798135808> whats your rating online
1200
karmic igloo
blitz??
clear spade
apparently that makes me get indian citizenship and I can finally become a free ...
Your sarcasm is evading me
normal pulsar
Blitz is like 800
pure knot
Blitz is like 800
liar
karmic igloo
on what website
normal pulsar
you dirtbag stop inflating your rating
That was my peak when i started
pure knot
Your sarcasm is evading me
how tf is my sarcasm "evading you" ๐
normal pulsar
I played one game and lost 100rating points
clear spade
That was my peak when i started
Bro...if you select intermediate when you sign up on chess.com ofc your starting rating would be 1200
normal pulsar
Bro...if you select intermediate when you sign up on chess.com ofc your starting...
Is that so
clear spade
Is that so
yep
normal pulsar
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
clear spade
and first few games when you win or lose it's always +100 -100 type shi
normal pulsar
Oh shit
pure knot
@clear spade your profile be ultra-premium english and your normal english usage be failure
normal pulsar
<@1079384075657297960> your profile be ultra-premium english and your normal eng...
Chat GPT
clear spade
<@1079384075657297960> your profile be ultra-premium english and your normal eng...
Give an example from one of my texts where my 'normal English usage' was 'failure'
pure knot
Give an example from one of my texts where my 'normal English usage' was 'failur...
"your sarcasm is evading me" ๐
clear spade
"your sarcasm is evading me" ๐
Bro how is that fancy English
pure knot
Bro how is that fancy English
how the fuck is my sarcasm hiding from you
that's normal english
karmic igloo
bruh is there only 4people here
clear spade
how the fuck is my sarcasm hiding from you
It implies that my sense of humour is not developed enough to understand your sarcasm
pure knot
bruh is there only 4people here
most are ๐ฆ
normal pulsar
most are ๐ฆ
Freedom๐ฆ
pure knot
It implies that my sense of humour is not developed enough to understand your sa...
okay sheldon
karmic igloo
wdym
clear spade
okay sheldon
Yeah I get that enough
karmic igloo
i gotta go study peace
clear spade
Trust me mate I have friends that are more Sheldon-like
pure knot
Trust me mate I have friends that are more Sheldon-like
of course ๐
y'all are fucking indian
clear spade
I have a friend who tattooed Schrodinger's wave equation on to his wrist
normal pulsar
of course ๐
y'all are fucking **indian**
Racism
normal pulsar
I have a friend who tattooed Schrodinger's wave equation on to his wrist
๐๐๐ป
pure knot
I have a friend who tattooed Schrodinger's wave equation on to his wrist
hi rajesh, where's howard?
normal pulsar
hi rajesh, where's howard?
Hi Nguyแป n how is samsung manufacturing going on
pure knot
Hi Nguyแป
n how is samsung manufacturing going on
bro definitely didn't watch big bang theory ๐ญ 
normal pulsar
bro definitely didn't watch big bang theory ๐ญ <:skull_cry:1112091401715462174>
I didn't
pure knot
Is Nguyen a common name?
yeah
pure knot
but nobody's calling each other by last name ๐
and the samsung manufacturing shit is just diabolical ๐
normal pulsar
๐๐
pure knot
but I'm a Hanoian ๐
pure knot
capital right?
yeah, lovely capital filled with air pollution
pure knot
are you all commies?
OH COME ON
clear spade
are you all commies?
(joke)
pure knot
that's the first thing you gotta ask?
pure knot
That's a joke
are y'all eating with your hands in a bout-to-collapse tent? ๐
do y'all breath poverty in and out everyday? ๐
clear spade
do y'all breath poverty in and out everyday? ๐
Smells Like Poverty Spirit
pure knot
Smells Like Poverty Spirit
how is the mobile game industry in your country growing? ๐
clear spade
how is the mobile game industry in your country growing? ๐
alright that's enough
pure knot
alright that's enough
damn I was preparing for another one ๐
frozen peak
Sup greenies
clear spade
anyone following freestyle chess?
pure knot
anyone following freestyle chess?
haiyaa ๐
can anybody call it by chess960 ๐
freestyle chess is so overused
clear spade
freestyle chess is so overused
Well it's the name of the tournament
the variant is still called Chess960
pure knot
Well it's the name of the tournament
ik but still
frozen peak
Yall playing nice now? ๐ฟ
pure knot
Yall playing nice now? ๐ฟ
hรช lรด sir me no no speak inhlich me no ander stend
pure knot
Now get real
fym bruv
frozen peak
pure knot
https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-guy-disney-cringe-bruhtiktok-ayeyuhaye...
I ain't american I don't understand fr
karmic igloo
wdym
pure knot
Dang crazy how he speaks full English now
so I can't mock you? pretty funny imma be honest
pure knot
If you're gonna mock me you could at least be better at it ๐ญ
yeah so what are you doing here senior mod?
like aren't you supposed to lurk around gen instead of talking to my dumbass and resolving a 'situation' that's ended half an hour ago?
get outta here bruv
frozen peak
Pretty funny Imma be honest
Another mod said to check in since yall being stupid, but apparently that's nothing out of the ordinary
Why are you so pressed dude ๐ญ
clear spade
dafuq happened here half an hour back ๐
pure knot
dafuq happened here half an hour back ๐
just us being stereotypical to each other ๐
clear spade
just us being stereotypical to each other ๐
oh that
pure knot
Why are you so pressed dude ๐ญ
cuz you ain't doing your job and you're sticking your nose into us just casually messing around with each other?
is that the answer you want or you boutta arrest me?
frozen peak
Damn that's crazy ๐ฟ
pure knot
Damn that's crazy ๐ฟ
gimme some of that popcorn smh
pure knot
Ain't my fault another mod thought yall were being stupid
you want me to do what ppl in "da country of freedom" would do in this case?
frozen peak
What if we didnt
pure knot
What if we didnt
yeah then get your ass outta here
frozen peak
.mute @pure knot 2h disrespectful to staff
still marshBOT
Muted n00bie69420#0 for 2 hours (Case #34761) (user notified with a direct message)
frozen peak
Womp womp watch yo tone
clear spade
Orwellian stuff this
frozen peak
Nah you cool
clear spade
literally 1984
clear spade
Nah you cool
i mean, sure
frozen peak
But on my life these greenies are getting worse by the day
clear spade
But on my life these greenies are getting worse by the day
greenies?
clear spade
OH that...I thought it was a racially motivated insult
frozen peak
I dont know why people think that sometimes, it's literally your name color ๐ญ
clear spade
since greenies were like a special forces unit in vietnam during the vietnam war
And the guy you just banned is Vietnamese
frozen peak
He is?
clear spade
yeah I'm pretty sure
frozen peak
Huh, weird coincidence
clear spade
On my life I ain't do that shit racially motivated
it's ok i was taking the piss
clear spade
since greenies were like a special forces unit in vietnam during the vietnam war
also i made that up
harsh void
Whos up for a game?
mint atlas
Whos up for a game?
Wanna play?
night adder
anyone wanna play
night adder
guys
i think im improving bit by bit
i got 90.5% accuracy in a 46 move game
and a brilliant in the openings
and best move in middlegame and endgame
lessgoo
clear spade
that's really good
send the game
White to play and find an absolute crazy sequence of moves
clear spade
White to play and find an absolute crazy sequence of moves
got this in one of my games, was so proud of finding it
pure knot
White to play and find an absolute crazy sequence of moves
is it Bf8?
Bf8 Rxf8 (Bxf8 h8=Q) h8 = Q Rxh8 Rxh8 Rxh8 Rxh8 and white is up a rook
clear spade
is it Bf8?
Bf8 Rxf8 (Bxf8 h8=Q) h8 = Q Rxh8 Rxh8 Rxh8 Rxh8 and white is up a roo...
nah
more forcing
pure knot
more forcing
but Bf8 works, no?
pure knot
engine says it's bad tho
how ๐
clear spade
you basically lose the entire advantage despite being up an exchange
don't ask me how
scumbag engine
anyways move is Rg1+ !!
if king takes the rook then Nh4+
then if king takes knight then Rh1 #
and if king takes bishop it's even more beautiful
pure knot
holy smokes ๐
pure knot
Kh7 is forced and then Rg7#
erm what if Rg1+ white just snaps the lil pawny on h7?
clear spade
erm what if Rg1+ white just snaps the lil pawny on h7?
bro then mate in 1
It's the move you suggested before
Bf8#
disgusting
pure knot
https://www.chess.com/game/live/122777669394?move=0
pretty scuffed checkmate there
hot compass
https://www.chess.com/game/live/122777669394?move=0
Bro didnt even move 1 inch after 0-0-0
night adder
ha ikr
warm thicket
if I asked <@1039645662314233978> what his social security number is he'd prolly...
Nah
midnight schooner
What is Martin on rn
pure knot
What is Martin on rn
Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) is a powerful psychedelic drug that has long intrigued both scientists and spiritual seekers. Known for its potent hallucinatory effects, DMT is often referred to as the "spirit molecule" due to its ability to induce intense, vivid experiences that can feel more real than reality itself.
hope this helps :)
plush glade
okay what's your social security number?
Whatโs your motherโs maiden name?
pure knot
Whatโs your motherโs maiden name?
"ฤแบทc Cแบงu"
pure knot
guys whats the best response to 1. e4
c5/e5
c5 is painful, e5 is still painful but slightly less
upbeat trench
What is Martin on rn
๐ ๐
broken girder
guys whats the best response to 1. e4
c6 ๐ฅ
nocturne agate
Hello everyone
magic reef
any1 wanna play?:
zenith compass
Sure
craggy olive
Bro, what do you do here
zenith compass
Help people with their matches and play other people
craggy olive
Help people with their matches and play other people
Help please
zenith compass
What's up
craggy olive
I donโt know what to do anymore?
Do I take the castle?
Or do I move the queen to 3g
zenith compass
Im not sure
tawdry mural
golden tapir
If you can, castle. If not, take the rook with your bishop, youโre losing it regardless.
night adder
And double 9
Not double 9 i meant O-O
old ether
i did chess club for all of my first marking period as an extracurricular (and absolutely WIPED OUT EVERYONE)but then did a sport second marking period, should i get back into chessclub?
sharp umbra
rate the opening
craggy sparrow
bruh thereโs two dark squared bishops
hallow geode
hello!
night adder
yo
hallow geode
how is everyone doing?
hallow geode
i just wanted to say that i just started playing chess
night adder
i just wanted to say that i just started playing chess
bro u can be informal
hallow geode
is that a question people ask
wdym?
night adder
its fine
night adder
whats ur elo
night adder
do u play on online platforms?
night adder
yeah so your rating=elo
hallow geode
oh ok
night adder
almost everyone here uses that one
hallow geode
pretty low
night adder
thre other one is lichess.org
night adder
160 or something
thats fine
hallow geode
almost everyone here uses that one
hahaa didn't know that
oh sorry but i gtg now
:/
sorry
bye!
night adder
bai bai
clear spade
just watch gothamchess and remote chess academy
remote chess academy is legit underrated tho
night adder
ikr
pure knot
Bxf6 Nxf6 e5 Nd5 Nb5 black queen moves anywhere and Nd6+ (or just take the rook, either way prolly gives white an advantage)
pure knot
remote chess academy is legit underrated tho
fr the most chess I learnt from YT shorts is from him
pure knot
rate the opening
impossible/10
clear spade
fr the most chess I learnt from YT shorts is from him
i discovered 'chessdojo' sometime back, also decent channel
clear spade
fr the most chess I learnt from YT shorts is from him
chessnerd also has some decent stuff, but ig for peeps at around 2000+ like you he might not be very helpful since he himself is around 1900-2000 FIDE and 2100-2200 chess.com
but honestly not many channels which cover historical games apart from agadmator, such a shame, levy used to do so but he stopped
pure knot
but honestly not many channels which cover historical games apart from agadmator...
there's a thing known as chess book :)
clear spade
there's a thing known as chess book :)
yup planning to buy one
thing is they're a bit too expensive
Kasparov's On My Great Predecessors seems to be well liked
pure knot
Kasparov's On My Great Predecessors seems to be well liked
pov: me buying a random ass vietnamese chess book ๐คก
clear spade
pov: me buying a random ass vietnamese chess book ๐คก
damn
crazy
idk why chess books are so freakishly expensive here
like the well known ones at least
prolly less supply or something
idk
dunno shit about economics
brisk sail
Hi any Indian chess player out here ?
lethal hearth
Guys , Iโve got a tournament tomorrow and wish me luck
pure knot
Hi any Indian chess player out here ?
half of the people who talk here are indian so this question is pretty useless
lethal hearth
Guys , Iโve got a tournament tomorrow and wish me luck
pure knot
bruv there's no luck ๐
just use your skill
old pawn
bruv there's no luck ๐
just use your skill
There is luck though
Bc they could play an opening u know
midnight schooner
So I played different from what I normally play
I ran a gambit and it's clear that they weren't used to this approach, and they were clearly confused and overwhelmed from a move they've never seen before
And then that's why they resigned
And here I pressured their queen while also taking control of the center
night adder
half of the people who talk here are indian so this question is pretty useless
yeah
im one of the indians here
whats up abhinav