#alexander
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Hi Nade 😊 









What is this?
Alexander



a place to redirect all the potboi spam




Gotcha












Time to smashe some pots






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oh, you’re approaching me?
I was thinking that LMAO

Who wants a wallop

my god
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man rip the 1h cooldown in general, not a great hype builder. oh well alexander is life

They’re friends now :)

Tfw your real name is alexander




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Couldn't be me 


reject 1 hour slowmode, embrace the pot boy 






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NOOOOOOOO
truer words have never been spoken







bonk
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What do you think the Lands Between's views are to inter-pot- human relationships? Asking for a friend.
Sin
I'm marrying him for tax purposes


frowned upon

yeah



Clerics would be against it 🚫💒
alexander naked mod
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alexander rule 34
yo
||alexander ||
too far jackus
This is why Patches supports pot rights
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YOU DID NOT!
how dare
Patches, the pot
Lol
|do you guys think patches and alexander have explored each others bodies|
spoiler fail spoiler fail

its so painful having to wait for slowmode i have to see people watch me fail
let’s ship alexander and patches
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I can already see the yaoi art

god damn




i already saw alexander R34 on twitter today when looking for melina fan art

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They REALLY made this channel
The Pot always wins
The pot rules all with an Iron Fist. 
let’s hope there’s a special ending where you make alexander king



I wish Alexander would Ironfist m
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And rule/serve (with) him? It'd be a dream come true 
maybe there will be a marriage option
@sweet bison This is where your alex posts go.

Me dumb
Like super mega dumb
I have only met Alexander for a few seconds and I can already tell he's going to be my favorite
ultra premium collector's edition contains a 10ft life size statue of 




Well duh, he’s the potboy. I do hope we won’t have to eventually smash him in his questline, giving us the ultimate reward of whatever is in the pot.
sigh You were very useful to me, my dear kidneys.


I hope it's just an even smaller pot. Having a mini Alexander as an equippable would be one of the greatest rewards
lets get some love for my guy Alexander

I willingly sacrifice my bank account
People who kill Alexander are banned from the server instantly

Imagine if completing his quest line is how you get a pot boy spirit
imagine if alexander was summonable 
Y e s





I love how so many people can just tell from the way they act and talk that Alexander’s the new Seigmeyer/ward
Alexander is love Alexander is life
He just gives off that aura literally from the first glance! The voice, the vibe, the everything! Extra points for being a pot person
A loveable round shape that is incredibly huggable
My heart isn't ready for the inevitable tragic end of his questline if it's anything like Seigmeyer's quest
the arm cross when he gets free gives off the siegmeyer/ward vibe as well
He's a jolly siegbro through and through! Question is... Who do you all reckon will be the Solaire?
Possibly, he has charisma, confidence and most importantly kindness
Just look at him

Can't argue with that
AND a huggable roundness. Don’t you forget it!
Cheers mate, I'll chug to that
Fantastic point, how could i forget



Plus his long arms let’s him hug you back!


And his perfectly large size guarantees that he'll be great for group hugs!

Damn i only spammed spaces

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The Fan Art!!
lol what
YES!
i would give my life for this man
The one thing that matters: 

I swear everyone's going to go mad when at the end of his questline it turns out to be a guy trapped in the pot

I'd give my afterlife! 

just put him back in the pot
Imagine it, Solaire, the Seigs, Ostrava of Boletaria and pot boy in a group hug, I need that fan art!!
I’m gonna be honest guys: 

ayo 
I'd just adore the sight! Definitely gonna try and commission an artist soon once I can

summons alexander and watches the sun go down together

I don’t know if any of you know them, but specifically Shenpai’s artstyle is the thing i imagine best with it.
Guys I have a confession
I think I'm familiar with the name. I'll check them out later if I can, what platform do they use to post art?
Is it
?
Yes🙏😩
I know they occasionally post it on YouTube community posts but I don’t know if they commission on anything

Praise the Sun and
!
Alrighty then. I'll see what I can do

























Lmao no way you created this channel













Our lord and savior

praise the pot


Why is the cooldown on general so long?



We already are





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DAMN


Understandable

i'm ready for pot summon only run 









Can't wait to meet our hero






pot man



































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I love this channel
















Intruder





amogus
no nade


wizardcat sus




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two tarnished ones one 
My boy got his own spam channel
All I could want out of this server 



:AlexanderTheIronAss:
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He must have an iron ass with the way he was fine after getting that massive club to it.






hey guys, please ping me if any of you find a decent alexander doujinshi. it's important.

will do
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@pliant tiger 🤨

totally terrified I'm gonna accidentally murder this guy on my first encounter, hope he doesn't take damage when you have to wallop him out of the hole in the ground <_<
"gotta collect all the runes" -
im going to murder alexander 😈
alexander
gotta see what's inside
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a smaller alexander



yo <@&894891802488885248> can lower the slowdown, please? not trynna wait an hour between messages 💀
ban kevin
AlexanderTheIronFist he good
well to be fair i said please

excited to see what they'll do with this character, I think they have a lot of potential
thats not funny
Thats funny
i think its going to be the new siegward
im really angry at that joke


in all fairness, alexander was probably a late implementation after the pot bois became fan favorites. so unless they spent a lot of development time on him, I doubt he will be too mobile.


Like, Namco Bandai are not fools, they intentionally included Alexander in the Gameplay sneak peak because they are aware of how the community took a liking towards the pot bois.
His voice totally does not match the model, so it wouldn't be too surprising if they recycled some NPC into a pot character, just for fan service. And with that being said, he will probably be a vendor, something like Gavlan.
Wdym if he had any other voice he'd be nowhere near as funny to be around!





is this man your son? @spark raven




NO FUCKING WAY
please <@&894891802488885248> remove the 1 hour cooldown or your server is useless
That’s my nephew, Shronker
If it genuinely did turn out he was a dude inside the pot and not actually the pot would you love him the same? Or feel betrayed?
shun the nonbeliever
the Fungal hivemind spreads
yes.
All bow to the Great Mycelium

it depends, will he be a hot crossdressing dude?
Soon even your beloved Alexander shall join us 🍄
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i am happy to find a fellow shroomite 🙏
Fempot
Griffith inside pot
why would they ever do that?
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we broke the spell

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just as i was counting our victories, the curse has returned
Alexander has such a jolly laugh
i love this man

patches
If he gets corrupted and we have to put him down I'm crying. Please let him be the only NPC that stays friendly
unpot the #alexander
the first thing i will do is search out alexander 
i bet he smokes weed., because hes a pothead 😂
i am going to kill alexander on my first run i do not care
It's soulsborne series
Do you think that they will let the nicest character live?
what will alexander drop
THAUITN best dad joke ive ever heard
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can dream...please...as a treat

in ds1 you kill sif so you might have to kill him as a quest

oh god are we gonna find broken pot shards at the end of his questline ;-;
Artorias, siegmeyer, siegward
I can go on and on man
i wont do it

i will 😈
pretty funny that the best channel is the only one allowing for conversations
Praise the cook! 

i will stop the game, thats its, thats all


sigma move
dude if you want to have a conversation in a public discord you are looking at the wrong place, the messages move so fast
na not here 1hr long que time
fr
im pretty sure this place is meant for questions about the game
why would anyone want a conversation on discord? that's what grandparents are for.
we are here to feed our adhd with fast info
no its about pot
My fellow pothead @grand badge
hail
This was only made for pot posting
No, here are civilized people
We praise pot and just kinda chill n here
pot is life
We spread the truth of pot supremacy
I like the pot chat

🤝 
You guys are pretty cool
thank you youre pretty cool too
queen marika? lmaoooo
me too





🤝 

you too
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One joins the creed
what are you guys going to cook craft with the help of alexander?
life
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we just need a pot role
Pot supremacy
The pot heads was a brilliant idea
Pot role for only chatting in #alexander

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❤️

🙏
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Alexander has brought us all together

Pot heads rise
POT HEADS RISE

Pot heads rise up




we demand pot role
No leaders are needed for pot head
All we need is a creed

pot thats it just pot
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friendly pot man is king
Imagine pot men mimics
Pot Heads aren't a Organization
Pot Heads are an idea
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pot heads are a force of nature
Pot heads are the future
We can't be stopped
day one all pot heads send ss of the lord
once elden ring comes out
the pot head covenant will be made
= 👍🏻
= 👎🏻
one pot is enough to defeat the golden man
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First character will be named pot head
I have been indoctrinated into the pot head cult
he may be the lord of all that is golden
but pot
Welcome friend



welcome

Thank you, gentlemen
Praise the pot


my new pfp is drip, thank @stray sedge

Welcome
pot is the true demigod
imagine if alexander is a secret final boss
yep he a goat
It's like gael but he's a pot
Pot final boss

asked panda if i can use it his freind made it
Yall can use it
its amazing

yea, pot will be the hardest boss of all souls like games, because he is a pot
alexander to be summoned anywhere, anytime you want
We don’t compare other things to Alexander, we compare Alexander to other things
Depressed Hallow made it, I just gave him the idea to
alexander will hit as hard as ds1 mushroom men
will he have little pot children with him tho
It's like Alexander but he's an angry old man
Pot spirit summon
yes, they hold you in place
alexander dont hit is hard as ds1 mushroom, he will do HK on every hit
all pot heads put a pot below this want to see how many we have





Guys I just got off the phone with Miyazaki. He told me that Alexander would be the final boss. He has asked me to relay to you all that he sought to create a final boss akin to Gehrman, where neither of you want to kill the other.
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do you think bandai and from have realized the monster they have unleashed on the world 


imma sleep gn fellow pot heads
“Hello guys, VaatiVidya here. I’m sure by now you all know and love Alexander, the Iron Fist. But did you know that he’s… actually directed related to the gods? In this video…”
Hey my name is Alexander too


it's been an honor pot heads, imma do for the night as well
Spread the word of pot



you may not be as great as the pot but the pot loves all

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i hope from softwere make a covenant only for us, the followers of the true god, the best pot, alexander
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Offer 30 ceramic shards to Alexander to unlock his armour set!
i really, really want set whit the pot armour
I hope we get a pot armor. or even a potboy summon.

naah, have a potboy summon? it will be the most OP magic in all game

He will be the final boss like in Ghost of Tsushima when ||you fight your uncle at the end. It will be an emotional.||
loved how he had his arms crossed after you rescued him.
Idk bout you but,

beautiful


i will have pride of my self when i speak "i dont finish the campaign", i dont have the courage to kill him

This is how I felt when saw Sif limp for the first time. 😦
😔
🥺

ghost of tsushima when the
My heart can't handle another Solaire incident 😣

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someday I hope to find my own sun
pot summon gang
pot summon gang














Pot boy is the foundation of this growing community praised be pot boy!







Pot
















Hi


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HERESY

I had a really funny idea where I would post a pic of Alexander the Great but it won’t let me 😔

F in chat for my funny and original joke, it would make everyone laugh

Alexander sticker where 





























do you think the inside of alexanders pot is just a massive chunk of meat
siegmeyer is inside
nah, its probably solaire
its another, slightly smaller, potboi
why not a big solarie whit the sieg armor, made by meat?
or onion-patches
pots all the way down






A potboy within a potboy? Kinda like a Matryoshka doll? nice
i have an announcement: 
ohhh, this is good idea 






mighty pot thou'rt a true born heir 


Honestly that horse boss reminds me of dragonslayer armor, havel, and gyoubu combined
the pot > solid snake























grind never stops pot boys









The slow mode will not stop the covenant of the pot heads 


⚔️ 
Of course the
will win
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praise the pot
Nooooo, dont do this, pot!
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= Onion bro














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he was here for me when no one else was








































