off-topic

[karmic hornet]

Anyone know some faith tailsman I need som

[night fox]

ive decided to from now on refer to every drink related consumable item as a flavor a kool-aid

[karmic hornet]

Mom, can I have a crimson tears?

[night fox]

no

[cyan bloom]

we have crimson tears at home.

[night fox]

what i meant was: Crimson=red kool aid, cerulean=blue, and the physick is the kool aid that dads get in a pack of 6

[cyan bloom]

somebody give this man 10 dollars

gas is expensive these days

[vital fjord]

Thanks Logan I appreciate you

[cyan bloom]

i would send you the 10 myself if my checking wasnt at -60 rn..

[lean parcel]

Put 60 bucks in my ride when it was almost on E and it didn’t even fill it

makes me worry about my future

[zealous obsidian]

does anyone have a scavengers curved sword please i just need this to complete my build.

[keen topaz]

First souls game I’ve ever played level 73 warrior mage build only have 36 hours and already at fire giant somehow took me like 40 tries to beat Godfrey ghost but like 10 to beat morgott

[nova flax]

It's not dead, it's your level. I'm 150, summon signs are all over the place at the academy. Yeah, people are getting less action at higer levels, but that's cuz the meta has settled somewhat.

[zealous obsidian]

I’ll give rivers of blood for scavengers curved sword please.

Aw crap I just realized I went to the wrong place for builds pls don’t ban me.

[stable wind]

Playing bloodborne rn and im being reminded of how horrible the road to the one reborn is

[night fox]

anyone feel bad for the eternal war the cleanrots and redmanes are fighting in the dungeon in the northern part of the wailing dunes

[keen cloak]

Real talk
Why is malenia so hot

[night fox]

this conversation made a quick U-turn from reasonable to wtf

[gleaming stirrup]

renalla >

[night fox]

really? the depressed lady that got an orange rock and the dog in the divorce?

[gleaming stirrup]

yes

[keen cloak]

With big feet and hands

[gleaming stirrup]

i like my woman with unreasonably tall hats

[stable wind]

Melina better

[keen cloak]

Tru

[teal quail]

Bit random but anyone know if there’s a green screened clip of the lil puff of whatever that comes up when you die?

[cerulean olive]

can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now

[lean parcel]

Jaden smith moment

[fleet ingot]

Can we talk about Geometry

[fringe igloo]

Okay so my phone is haunted

[vivid anchor]

how to get to mohgs palace...?

[fringe igloo]

I believe you're supposed to do a quest with Varre, invade people a few times and then he gives you the way to get there

[tender wasp]

not sure why , im leve 302 and i get opponents fine

[fringe igloo]

#letgutshaveahappylife

[sullen gorge]

Ball

[lean parcel]

guys should I buy diablo 2

im on the final level of the first game

but i don't wanna give Blizzard any more money

[lean parcel]

I’d like to thank that invader for leaving after witness me run for 5MINS because I’m severely under leveled 💛

[twin raft]

Killed malakith first try scary fight though

Bonk build work

[lean parcel]

buy diablo 3 bro

[bright rock]

Is there anyway to get a second petal whip?

[cerulean lava]

One dropped by hoslow and another dropped by diallos

[lean parcel]

I heard it sucks

[lean parcel]

doesn't suck at all and has a great community

d2 outdated and dying, still a good game tho

[spare charm]

Wait can someone tell me all the required bosses I have to fight in sekiro if you can?

[timber sparrow]

ht tps: //www.simplegamer.co.uk/sekiro-boss-order-co mplete-list-of-all-bosse s/

[lean parcel]

I heard it feels like a poor man's version of Diablo 2

[lean parcel]

Not at all

its a bit more simplistic

But gameplay feels way smoother

just runs way better overall

[mossy fern]

so er airline food am i right?

[keen cloak]

Where do i get the Kamehameha spell

[lean parcel]

cliffs north of Hermit village, u get it off sorcer azur

[onyx plover]

Is tyhe volcano jump patched?

[lofty sandal]

Yo

Who got a bunch of runes?

[wheat verge]

Why did I kill Forty 😭 he just wanted to give his buddy Godwyn a proper death

[reef rivet]

i like to imagine the events of this unfolding to yakety sax

[vast hull]

anyone wanna chat, dm me please
i can't sleep and i want someone to talk to

[scarlet barn]

Can someone help me, my xbox 360 controller wont turn on even with fresh batterys and when i use the cable to plug it into the xbox the light just blinks green. Anybody know how to fix this?

[reef rivet]

sounds like one of the coils the batteries touch is out of order,dont know about the cord though

[jade egret]

Any ds3 vet welling to help on playstation? I’ll return the favor helping u with anything on ER 👀

[carmine sentinel]

How many megabytes does y’all’s Wi-Fi download at?

[worthy dagger]

bruh my messages keep getting deleted in pc-co-op anytime i post one

[reef rivet]

could be what you’re saying

[worthy dagger]

so i cant use a swear word to convey my emotions towards people who spam blood loss and are too scared to actually fight?

like calling them bad at the game, for example

[reef rivet]

its just the way they have it set up, if you have an issue with it...that leave button aint too hard to find

[crude skiff]

Bleed builds 💪🏻

[reef rivet]

plus- why complain about a feature in a game? why are they bad at the game for out playing you with a stronger build than yours?

[worthy dagger]

abusing instantaneous hp drain isnt exactly being strong, its just annoying compared to ds3

[reef rivet]

sounds like a skill issue

[worthy dagger]

you're trashing on me for disliking a concept?

[reef rivet]

you’re trashing someone for using a build in a game

[worthy dagger]

sounds like bias issue

[reef rivet]

nope

[worthy dagger]

your trashing on me for disliking a concept i think is unfair in pvp and saying i have a skill issue for voicing an opinion, your such a white knight its sad

[reef rivet]

yet you said they’re bad at the game for using a feature in said game, thats already hard as hell to begin with

[worthy dagger]

opinion invalidated

[reef rivet]

doesnt make any sense but alright

[worthy dagger]

i get making the game easier to play but only using that in supposedly balanced pvp kinda makes it unfun for the entire community

[reef rivet]

they always put a way in these games to counter that stuff- even if its the cheesy way

[worthy dagger]

well if its made and meant for pvp then it gets balanced in later patches if too op, like madness

[reef rivet]

take bloodhounds step for example- cant you disappear,move quickly to another spot, and attack at the same time?

[reef rivet]

wouldn’t that counter act everything

[worthy dagger]

bloodhound's step is amazing for pve, dont get me wrong, but the moment people spam it on fast weapons and run whenever its a fair fight is pretty cringe

it makes mages way too good, magic itself is so widespread and overpowered

[reef rivet]

use unfairness against the unfairees

use the i-frames skywalker

if it has any

[worthy dagger]

tbh i was kinda tryharding the argument, so lets just agree to disagree and say that we acknowledge that many things are unfair (a lot of time for no good reason)

[reef rivet]

alright

[lethal inlet]

Wait..did I just see an argument end like adults

[reef rivet]

yep,like seeing a unicorn in a forest

[lethal inlet]

That’s…impossible

[reef rivet]

nothing is impossible,just improbable

[worthy dagger]

younger me def woulda tried to get my point across with my thick skull, but i know that whether its a troll or not i dont get anything out of arguing on an app

[lethal inlet]

I am in shock

Shooketh

[worthy dagger]

Absolutely flummoxed, if you may.

[reef rivet]

one might even say- flabbergasted

[worthy dagger]

Dare I say we've been bamboozled!

[lethal inlet]

Might you say imponderable

[worthy dagger]

Quite possibly unexplicably fooled!

[lethal inlet]

Probably even be nonexistent to the common man

[dry moth]

Does anybody in here play tekken? You don’t need the game I can share play it I’m jus handing out Ls to anyone someone accept my challenge

[zealous obsidian]

Can anyone help with malenia?

[dry moth]

Wrong channel bro

[zealous obsidian]

I know but there isn’t any other channel for that.

[dry moth]

Dm me

[reef rivet]

#community-help

[spiral jacinth]

12 its sad

[carmine sentinel]

Mine is 11 😞

[spiral jacinth]

bad wifi problems

[twin stone]

Just finished umbrella academy s3 in less than 24 hours😀

[lean parcel]

WHAT

theres a season 3?

[distant herald]

Is there actually a s3?

[lean parcel]

there is

[twin stone]

Yes!! It just released! 10 episodes

[sudden radish]

Dead chat!!

No messages for almost 25 minutes lmao

[feral nest]

Hi

[true shale]

Hi @feral nest

[feral nest]

Hello eillen the hunter of hunters

[lean parcel]

Among other us

[dapper iron]

K

[queen basin]

Bro a black cat stray used to sleep on my porch every day

But then it was gone so I made milk

But to my shocking the cat had babies

[north owl]

some dude just dropped me like a 1000 hero runes

[dusk nacelle]

Aye so like

Anyone here have demon souls? Lmao

[grizzled merlin]

I do

[opal patio]

Anyone in here dont have elden ring in pc? I can give some though there's no pvp but can play coop by using the seamless coop mod and needs steam for it to work

[grizzled merlin]

I don't have it

[opal patio]

I mean I just want to share this amazing game to someone who can’t afford it, it was given to me by my friend also and just wanted to help others

[grizzled merlin]

yea how can I have it?

[opal patio]

Its basically a cracked game but can play with your friends by using steam, only the people that downloaded that crack game can play with each other

So lets say for example you dont have the game and I do, you will have to download the crack game and I will too so we could play together by using the seamless co op mod, although you need your steam to be opened for the game to open

@grizzled merlinI dm'd you

[ripe pecan]

Code vein is like 80% off how is it if anyone played it

[dry moth]

PlayStation

[brave lotus]

I
Regret
Telling the darksouls server about having so much trouble with abyss watchers
I did get some helpful tips and beat them eventually but
Wow
What a place

[hidden fog]

kimda meh its more like a rental souls game
i do like the zweihander innit has the same move set as a greatsword from monster hunter.
its worth a play just to see how souls like it is but lacks replay value the bosses are meh an a certain level on jank is upon it

[hidden fog]

dont save your money

[lean parcel]

Mucho poggers

Don’t listen to that foo with a anime profile pic, Elden ring is worth the money

[hidden fog]

lol i just have a anime pfp so people can point themselves out as judgement douches you felt right into my hand @lean parcel

if my future self told me what the game was like i would of never bought it
i pre ordered coz im a huge souls fan waited all that time an let me tell you the game does not deliver looks good on the outside but its not worth the current price.
edit: the concurrent players on pc are dropping fast

im not surprised they liked the game so much only seeing whats on the outside

[white crater]

hey guys, anyone of you using amd gpu? just bought 6700 xt

how to stop my pc going black screen while l am afk/idle?

couldn't find that option in the amd adrenaline software

[grim plaza]

What's better Elden ring or Sea of thieves?

[white crater]

found a solution, nvm 😄

[white crater]

those are two completely different games

if you like multiplayer with friends and pirates/ships pvp/pve fights, riddles go for the sea of thieves

both games are excellent, can't go wrong with any of them

[hidden fog]

cant comment never played sea of thieves looks fun tho with buds

only 55k pepole are playing elden ring on pc rn
that speaks volumes

[distant swan]

Hate to break it to ya but 80% of the folks who bought elden ring didn't do it for the pvp scene

[distant swan]

yes

[white crater]

That doesn't matter, elden is mainly pve game, not pvp. You should buy both games.

best tip from me to you would be to look gameplay of both games on youtube and see which one you like better. If you are playing games mostly solo I'd rather go for elden ring (if you can't afford both games atm). You can play Sea of Thieves with random people if you want, but that was never my cup of tea 😄

[hidden fog]

all the souls games are pve games pvp is just a bonus not suppose to be the main focus of a game. sekiro is the only main pve game

ER with seamless summoning yea its supose to be pve xD

[vernal whale]

Do you get anything out of PVP or is it just for fun?

[spiral jacinth]

anybody have servers for nitro emotes?

[cosmic solstice]

Does the fire giant fall damage cheese still work

[runic glacier]

Anyone able to help me kill blood starved beast In bloodbourne

[gritty lintel]

Guys, whats your favourite place to farm runes?

[crimson gull]

Bro that’s crazy. My pc refuses to load the spot in from the Malikith’s arena unless I wait around for it to load then enter. And I sat at a site of grace in that “crash zone” so now that profile is basically unplayable until I get a better gpu or they somehow fix it in a patch

[cunning plank]

how the hell have more people beat rykard than the godskin noble

[naive isle]

Lol

[keen goblet]

What Minecraft red stone contraption should I make

[stiff junco]

Does anyone have a combined bandwidth router? And if so, how do I connect my smart bulbs and cameras to it if I can't isolate the 2.4 ghz from the 5

[warped tiger]

Does Elden ring rely more on the gpu or cpu?

That sucks

I mean the graphics are crazy

Lucky

My graphics card costs £60 new 💀

Then I have a i7 3660 cpu

Do I need to upgrade the gpu to play?

With no lag

Alright

Do you play Elden ring?

[fierce moon]

Can anyone here box

[reef rivet]

yes,i can turn into a box- but only when theres danger afoot

[fierce moon]

No I'm talking about boxing boxing because I'm like 5'4-5 and I dropped two guys one had a knife and one had dusters

I got poked by one in the middle of my hand and now i have a bandage on it still have their blood on my hand

[sage ether]

What do you do when your friends make plans in front of you and don’t invite you?

[heavy sapphire]

Anyone play Pokémon go?

[crimson gull]

They give you a weapon that is super effective against him

[stiff haven]

If u played Genshin impact then start playing elden ring u realize how trash Genshin is

[lean parcel]

Serpent Hunter Spear, lmao

[nimble ridge]

yea i got you

[lean parcel]

No gifts/trades in this server @spice cargo

Go to DS server, there are trade channels for every game

[crystal sequoia]

Hello

[karmic viper]

is it just me but has elden ring been stuttering alot?

[crude skiff]

Pc moment

[untold magnet]

@vivid halo how's the game treating you? is it giving you a good spanking?

[twin stone]

Where is Gamora?

[hushed crane]

Why is gamora?

[winged eagle]

this game is so damn good

[hushed crane]

Yes it is

any of yall watching the boys?

[burnt lark]

forgive me if I'm wrong but this sounds very hard to believe

The boys is based

[night fox]

so ive decided to become a boss, in pvp, each time the dualist gets me close to death ill change builds, first a joke build, then a bleed/frost build, and then just "hope to stagger"

[reef rivet]

no get it yourself freeloader, its against the rules to ask for stuff

[hushed crane]

Getting caught back up to start s3 its so good

The deep is so pathetic he's probably the most hilarious character

[rustic blaze]

I realized that from the start lol

[stiff haven]

I still play it tho just to get this last character I want

[rustic blaze]

Ay, do what you wanna do

[rustic blaze]

I thought it looked meh from the very start and a little later to now just think it isn’t good

[iron hamlet]

doing good 😄

[still raven]

Heyyo, I'm new here I would like to have some friends on Elden Ring since I don't have that many friends to hangout or chill with on Elden Ring, if that's not to much to ask ^^

[iron hamlet]

ey yow 😄 i would like too but my game's permanent offline l mao

[still raven]

Oh, hello

[iron hamlet]

😄

[night fox]

might be a stupid question but couldnt ranni have ushered in the age of the stars alot easier as the god queen of the lands between

[karmic hornet]

Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All Knowing!!!

[iron hamlet]

she can't cause she's weak that's why she needs you to do the killing part

[night fox]

If she accepted her role as empryean she could have ruled the lands between and used her powers to bring the age of stars

[iron hamlet]

no... 😦 she can't do anything because she's in the death list of the black assasins. she literally have no power, nothing

i bet she can't even cast spells, the only reason she was able to kill her own two finger is because you gave her a blade to be able to do so

[vivid halo]

yesh, im alr stuck at the very first boss…

[iron hamlet]

lmao haha

[untold magnet]

glad to know you're having fun now. your nnk guildmates were wondering why you quit hahaha

[vivid halo]

cant keep up with the spendings on that game 😂

[untold magnet]

i was about to headhunt you

then i noticed you removed all your gears. do you plan on selling @vivid halo?

[vivid halo]

i see haha, which guild were you from again?

[untold magnet]

DxM

[vivid halo]

ah i see! and nope i dont plan to sell it

[untold magnet]

i miss playing Elden Ring so i hope they will release some DLC this year

anyway, goodluck and have fun playing it @vivid halo. thanks for responding here.

🍻

[cunning plank]

ik all this stuff

I just mean, you have to beat a noble before fighting him

so I'm confused lol

[spiral venture]

ᚷᛟᛟᛞᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ ᛖᚢᛖᚱᛁᛟᚾᛖ

[barren creek]

4ZRNQ
Fall guys

[glossy agate]

Im wondering how rare is the noble slender sword

[grizzled merlin]

Elden ring

[cunning plank]

well frick. I beat Rykard before doing any of the volcano manor questline coz I didn't know I could use the drawing-room key on other rooms

guess that'll be for NG+

[lean parcel]

“I miss playing Elden ring” my brother in Christ then play the game, it’s not like it came out 10 years ago

[fluid spire]

oh sorry, thought i could post a clip

[lean parcel]

roe v wade got overturned

Massive L for American women but we should NOT talk politics so let’s just leave it at that

[small jungle]

agreed

[untold timber]

NOOOO

[hidden fog]

if its sooo good what make you feel the need to tell us?

[winged eagle]

i just thought ppl should know

[eternal storm]

Do any of y'all know why I only have a single role?

[crude skiff]

Elden ring is a good game

[sonic wedge]

no

[crude skiff]

Yes

[sonic wedge]

Dead By Daylight

[crude skiff]

Bad game

[sonic wedge]

cap

[crude skiff]

Nah

[rare phoenix]

Question for my sekiro gamers

[crude skiff]

Yeah I’m here

[sonic wedge]

yo

[crude skiff]

Of course

[rare phoenix]

*at games

Should I get sekiro or no

[crude skiff]

Yes

[sonic wedge]

yes if u like lore

[rare phoenix]

I got gateway drugged by Elden ring but I get the feeling sekiro might be a little too tough

[crude skiff]

Nah just parry

[sonic wedge]

if u can handle ds u can handle sekiro

[crude skiff]

A lot of ppl have been buying sekiro lately, achievement completion % keeps going down

[sonic wedge]

f**k you

[crude skiff]

Man

[rare phoenix]

Fatherless mod

Anyway it’s 30$ off rn and I’m deliberating it

It seems really fun but I’m really on the fence about it

[sonic wedge]

its a very fun game, good for a series.

[icy current]

Anyone able to help with Slave Knight Gael?

[lean parcel]

use fast weapons, don't get greedy, ember on the third phase

that's how I beat him

[lean parcel]

You can't coop at Gabriel

[cosmic solstice]

Astel is the dumbest fight in eldin ring

[warm ginkgo]

Does the legendary armaments achievement not work I have all the weapons and I didn’t get the achievement

[lean parcel]

Hi

[night tusk]

well this is weird

some random dude just dmed me to attempt getting runes for "5$" as they said, after i declined them they told me to kms

[lean parcel]

Well, that's just sad

[reef rivet]

no- nial is

[reef rivet]

report em

[cosmic solstice]

I never really got the annoyance with nial

The two soldiers can enter worn out relatively fast and his openings after are small but there if you avoid the aoes well

[reef rivet]

they never got worn out when i fought em

[cosmic solstice]

Yeah the best way I found was to run straight at the faster one then get the other one of before focusing him

[reef rivet]

nothing i did worked- even had tiche

[cosmic solstice]

You beaten him yet?

[reef rivet]

no

[cosmic solstice]

I can try and help if you want

[reef rivet]

dont have it anymore,even if i did my hotspot sucks

[cosmic solstice]

Oh alright

[reef rivet]

tried to get help for radahn and only could see blood spots and messages

[cosmic solstice]

Could be the password if you made sure the remedy was on

[night fox]

did anyone else think that the falling rune farms would be patched by now?

[livid bone]

people who are good at rythm games usually find it nice. I suck at that and found it unbearably hard

the setting is nice tho

sorry I was scrolled up, meant to be aswering to the guy inquiring about sekiro

[true crater]

what do you mean "Falling" rune farms?

[night fox]

in several places you can jump out of bounds, and instead of the falling death animation, you fall eternally, if you swing while falling, the game for some reason thinks your everywhere at once, hitting everything in the area your in

[true crater]

that is the wildest glitch wtf lol

I kinda want to know where, I have to do that at least once

[next fern]

dark souls 3 pvp is literally 10 trillion times better than elden ring

no frame spikes

way more balanced

[livid bone]

ER does have one major advantage tho
its working rn

[true crater]

also like

are they still working on framerate issues? It seems better than it was but still some issues.

[proper comet]

Is it impressive that I one phased renalla on first run through cause I’ve heard some struggled

[nocturne oyster]

Anyone have any tips for Mohg?

[hollow berry]

more balanced my ass 💀

lothric knight sword spammers turtling behind a big a shield with 100% physical absorption that also parries (lothric knight shield)

terrible pvp in both games

then theres just bs lag

[proper comet]

Hehehe curved sword

[hollow berry]

[still raven]

Hello, again guys and goodafternoon!

[night fox]

im getting a pet turtle, and naming it miriel

[nocturne oyster]

I lowkey wanna dual wield Halsow’s Petal Whip

[cloud remnant]

can someone help me with a bug im having

[hidden fog]

all you need is a cup an a postcard or something

[brisk wolf]

call it dog

[timber gyro]

considering miyazaki and elden beast having a water arena im shocked it wasnt a crab

[calm pendant]

Pvp kinda sucks, everyone uses frost and bleed. There is no reason to play a strength build anymore

[split jewel]

Lol I find it odd that the new PS Plus has Elder Scrolls Oblivion but not Skyrim. Like why Oblivion?

[lean parcel]

Because that's PS Plus Premium (or Extra, idremember). They mixed PS Plus with PS Now. It's kinda obvious.

[mint knoll]

Got a cat, named him patches and someone understood the reference

[crystal oar]

Just use boluses, parry, or just poise through attacks

[mint knoll]

Dawg

[calm pendant]

I can't use boluses when bleed procs twice every hit 💀

[crystal oar]

did you know you can roll through the bleed proc and get dealt no damage at all

also increase your robustness

[calm pendant]

I can't just keep rolling through rivers spam 💀

[crystal oar]

You can?

are you talking about Duels or invading? because those two are super diff ways of pvp

[calm pendant]

Bruh it's non stop, at that point I'll never get a hit in, especially with strength weapons

[crystal oar]

well if youre rushing head first into an opponent, and you see they got ROB then thats your skill issue WITH a weapon with a slow attack speed

[calm pendant]

Bruh how am I supposed to hit them without being near them, all your advice is just run away 💀

Also why are you defending rivers? Most people hate it in duels 💀

Goofy 💀

[crystal oar]

im not defending it, youre just not taking any advice to what im tryna say, all youre doing is whining and crying about it instead of trying to take thought into my advice and putting a skull next to it and considering it a valid arguement

[calm pendant]

Bruh 💀 how am I the one getting blood spammed but your the mad one?

Be angry I guess 💅

[crystal oar]

No im not angry, im trying to give you some advice but you decide to deal with advice like a child, by feeling attacked instead of taking some valid advice. If you wanna whine and cry about things being too op and not TRY and do anything about it, thats a you problem

[crude skiff]

Skill issue

Instead of researching and learning how to dodge it you complain online

Git gud

[calm pendant]

Your the one acting like your being attacked my guy 💀

[calm pendant]

"Researching" bro you take video games way to seriously 😳

[crude skiff]

Bro ur the one who went outta your way to complain on a discord about it 💀

[calm pendant]

I'm just saying the insta kill bleed builds are annoying and your going, um actually your not allowed to think that 🤓

[crude skiff]

Nah I’m just saying you suck at the game

Git gud or stay losing

[crystal oar]

You're the one who bought the game, in the end you put this on yourself lol

[calm pendant]

Man the fromsoft fan boys are real, not willing to accept that the pvp in un balanced in the slightest and just trying flex the are they "god gamer" 💀

And the game isn't even hard, any good bleed build puts pvp on easy mode. Leveling arcane is just free wins

But it's cheap and anytime you talk about it insecure no lifers try to shame you for having an opinion that paints their "amazing and fair build" in a bad light and resort to childish insults to try to "win the argument" instead of having an actual discussion

When your first response to someone saying "hey this is kinda un fair" is to talk to them like they are a toddler and give un wanted "advice" that ultimately just equates to "Press B lol 🤓" is why people say the fan base is toxic

[odd rapids]

i nuked radagon in 3 seconds only to have host die to EB first attack. frels bad man

[lean parcel]

Setting your sign to help randos kill Elden beast is a form of psychological torture

[odd rapids]

it is the only thing that is challenging: can you kill both before your equivalent of a lvl 1 spirit ash dies while on half potions

i dont think the game tries for everything to be equallty strong... just find what is strong or what wroks for you and if it doesnt, find joy in something else

[lean parcel]

I’d rather put a toothpick under my toenail and kick a wall than help randos with Elden beast

[odd rapids]

it gets fun once you get overpowered. Damage scaling works weird such that once u find the tricks it makes the game too easy and thus not very enjoyable. It is also hard mentally to enjoy smaller fights with handicaps, so i just go the max damage i can on the hardest fight which at this level/setup, is ... still easy

[crude skiff]

Skill issue

[odd rapids]

i dont pvp because i recognize from the design and timing of the many options of ways to do damage, thtt it would get frustrating lol

[lean parcel]

I was at the dispensary today and I saw a joint but on the plastic joint-case was one of those NFT monkeys that go for a gajillion dollars online, I couldn’t help but sigh and laugh at it

Idek know what NFTs are and I kinda don’t want to because talking to a NFT-bro is CRINGE, but I still recognize that monke

[somber quail]

For the parry gods out there, is morgotts 2nd phase bloodflame attacks parryable

[lament scaffold]

@vivid halo hello dude. Please accept my friend req. 😆

[vivid halo]

oh hey nice to here too bro! i didn’t receive any friend request, i added you instead!

[hollow igloo]

Is there any update when ds3 servers are back up ?

[warped ridge]

@calm pendant dude just because a weapon is popular doesn’t make it OP 😂 try going up against a seasoned player and you’ll get dunked on with any weapon. Those two dudes were giving you solid advice, if you can’t deal with invasions or getting your ass handed to you in a duel, turn off online play. It’s that simple.

[mortal yoke]

HAS ANYONE HERE SNUCK WEED OR NIC VAPES THROUGH TSA? HOW DID IT GO

I am under 18 in the USA and traveling with parents 💀

[warped ridge]

@mortal yoke you sound like a narc

[mortal yoke]

How can I prove I’m not?

I need help tho cuz I’m hella scared

Idk both are good

[untold magnet]

hahaha! my fault they chased you here @vivid halo

[lament scaffold]

@untold magnet thank you so much bro. It's all cause of you.

[untold magnet]

😅 nice to meet you here bro

[cold ocean]

🤔

[half cipher]

FYI

***DO NOT TRY THIS GAME. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THESE USERS.***
Please report these users to the moderators immediately, as well as reporting the user to discord for having their account hacked.

The hacker then sends the "beta" files directly, but it's unclear as to whether or not the actual Steam game is legit and he's just using it's name.```

[cold ocean]

Anyone here know how to PC expertly?

Buying a PC next month and I was wondering should I buy a used GTX 1650 for 60 dollars then upgrade to RTX 4090 when it releases?

Is GTX good enough to play valorant and any game on 1080p low-mid graphics?

Or will I experience random stutters and issues that I might die when using it

[keen cipher]

Dont know where to ask this cause i dont know of any blood born servers, but is anybody up for helping with a boss fight, its some guy on top of a church with chain gun lol

[lean parcel]

Stop smoking nicotine as a kid under 18, that’s how you do it 🤡

[grim flume]

Throw your weed away

[lean parcel]

LOL RTX 4090 LOL. You must be dreaming. It took me a few years just to snag a RTX 3080TI without spending my kidney on it. What makes you think you are getting an RTX 4090 that hasn't release yet lol

Also I think you might be able to snag a RTX 2070super without breaking the bank and it will play most of the games that you might think of getting. Also another thing you need to worry about with a RTX 4090 will need at least a 1000 watt psu. Plus a cooling engine. My RTX 3080TI gets pretty warm. A lot warmer than my RTX 2070. So good luck on spending all that money keeping it cool.

[cold ocean]

Who's child is this?

[lean parcel]

it's not gonna be easy to get your hands on a 4090

[cold ocean]

That's why I gotta be early 😏

[lean parcel]

I remember going to Disneyland as a kid. We always went early and thought if we show up early that we would be the first in line. Yet everyone and their mother had the same idea, so when we got there, we still had to wait almost forever to get into the park.

[cold ocean]

ok

[cold ocean]

But who

[lean parcel]

you might be luckier on getting a PS5 to play Valorant before you get a RTX 4090. Still I needed a good laugh and you provided one for the morning.

[vivid halo]

haha no worries! im very glad @lament scaffold reached out to me here cause my discord was wack and i wasn’t receiving friend requests!

[untold magnet]

🍻

[lean parcel]

Are yall picking up any games for the summer sale? Any recommendations?

[lean parcel]

you might want to check out Edge of the Abyss Awaken. It's under 20 bucks but it looks to be a cool game.

[cold ocean]

It's releasing on August/July depending on the leaks that leaked that 3090 TI got released on 28/29 of may

[warm marten]

Hello good mornig for everyone

[lean parcel]

I would also suggest getting Stray next month. The game looks fun and actually you get to play as a cat. Not many games you get to play a cat.

[lean parcel]

what the

[ebon ermine]

do you guys think they will add morbius in the dlc as a boss

[lean parcel]

I think they dont have morbin time to do it. It would take morb resources that they don't currently have right now. So maybe in Elden Ring 2 they will feature a Morbian backstory to the Elden Lord lore.

[lean parcel]

Change pfp I can’t look at that lady

[hidden fog]

its funny amber thought she had the power to win that case xD

[hybrid galleon]

e

[brazen prairie]

E

[smoky quail]

3090 are a waste when 6950 get the same performance at half the price

[abstract totem]

Any mods I can report bots to?

[lean parcel]

7 zip or winrar ?

[lean parcel]

If God can make anything, then can he make a rock than he cannot even move?

[lean parcel]

not even fronting he could frfr

[lean parcel]

Sure why not. If God wanted to make a rock he couldn't move he could. The question would be is why would he make a rock he couldn't move? What would be his motivation in making such a rock?

Why does it have to be so bloody hot right now

[lean parcel]

Would he still be God if there is a rock that God cannot move? How can god not be able to move a rock if god can do anything?

[nocturne oyster]

It’d be a power flex at that point

[crude skiff]

That would be like asking god to create a square circle, its simply impossible for him to create that. Doesn’t mean he isn’t omnipotent, he just can’t create things that are beyond reason.

[lean parcel]

But God can do anything no?

[crude skiff]

Anything within reason*

[lean parcel]

Can God kill himself since he can do anything?

[lean parcel]

Couldn’t God just create reason? So God is bound to rules of reality? But did he not create reality?

[crude skiff]

Yeah he created reality, but somethings are just incomprehensible. Imagine a square circle, you can’t imagine what it would look like.

[lean parcel]

But couldn’t God imagine anything?

[crude skiff]

Within reason of course

[fathom epoch]

"This is Elon Musk"

[lean parcel]

If God could imagine anything at any given moment, we would all be dead right now

[nocturne oyster]

Idk man, God one day said “Yanno, I only like this family here. Build me a big boat and take these lil floofers, I’m starting new game+” 😂

[verbal plaza]

So, anyone know when Dark Souls 3 servers will be back up? :v

[lean parcel]

didnt know they were down, I haven't played DS3 in a long while

[verbal plaza]

Ngl, I prefer the Dark Souls series and Bloodborne over Elden Ring. Idk if there's a Dark Souls discord but I am in this one so just thought I'd ask. 🤷‍♂️

[lean parcel]

I think there is a fan made discord but I think you need to verify your phone number to enter

[verbal plaza]

Ah that's fine. I'll check that out and see how that is maybe. If it really isn't all that great it's whatever, I'll stay in this one anyway.

[lean parcel]

I have about 500 hours in Elden Ring and I feel I have done everthing. Killed everything and found everything pretty much so I am kind of burnt out on Elden Ring. Maybe once they add some dlc I head back into it.

In July I am going to play as a cat

[brittle trail]

I need some help virus releated can someone dm me rq

[lean parcel]

just to a software reboot

windows 10 has it built in.helped me with a virus

[dry moth]

Anyone play ghosts of Tsushima legends ? PlayStation?

[lean parcel]

I jus tried to play god of war 4 and it’s too easy. Any game that’s not as hard as a souls game is too easy now 🥲

[hushed crane]

Just read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy pretty g would recommend

May or may not read the other 4

[nocturne oyster]

Anyone wanna coop Elden ring and vibe over vc?

[lean parcel]

I have it I played the first act, I still need to play the rest but I quickly got bored with it for some reason. I need to finish it. But it felt like I was playing Assasin's Creed.

[lean parcel]

did you play it on Give me God of War mode?

[lean parcel]

Yeah

[lean parcel]

I played all the God of War games, so I find them all to be easy. I found the last Valkyrie was a pain. Just like I found Elden Ring to be easy for the most part. Some fights were annoying I am talking about you Malenia "Blade of Miquella"

[lean parcel]

I didn’t fight malenia yet I’m tryna make my way to her rn but I’m she is going to be annoying

[odd blade]

Tbh Malenia is pretty easy if you use any type of bleed weapen

[nocturne oyster]

Fought Human Godfrey for the first time… ow lol

[hushed crane]

Alot of malenias attacks you can sprint away to avoid including anime slashy slashy

[nocturne oyster]

I love how he doesn’t give you even a moment to heal

[lean parcel]

yeah she can be annoying. She has two moves that can straight up kill you. She does this blade furry attack which sometimes she will start when she is right on top of you. It's pretty much unblockable. Then she does this nose dive bomb attack in the second phase that kind kill you. If you can manage to avoid those attacks, the rest can be manageable. Good Luck!

[lean parcel]

That’s the waterfowl thing for the flurry right?

[lean parcel]

I forgot the name of it but you will know it when you see it. A lot of people hate it

[lean parcel]

I think it’s called the waterfowl dance

Doesn't matter what build you are, you will hate it

[lean parcel]

I can help you if you were heading over there

[lean parcel]

Yeah I’m jus tryna get there then imma ask for help to beat it

I’m at the church of the eclipse grace imma tell u pw in dms after I do sum

okay give me a moment to fire up the ps5

[lean parcel]

Ohhh I’m on 4

should be fine, there is crossplay between 4 and 5 systems

Oh fr nice

[sage ether]

I dunno if my friends like me anymore and idk how to tell do y’all have any suggestions?

[dry moth]

Nah not the story mode the multiplayer

[nocturne oyster]

If I’m a mostly Faith and Dex build what would be a good weapon for me? Currently using a +24 Flame Art Uchigatana

[sterile acorn]

Which sign do pick to get rotten sword gold or red

[nocturne oyster]

Ok this is getting annoying

Why did that message stay?

[lean parcel]

Any lance mains here? (MHW:I)

[hot skiff]

Not me i main katanas and daggers (dex and int scaling)

[twin dagger]

should i sell my rivers of blood or give it to someone

[gray sail]

What would ya’ll think if From Software made a bloody and violent superhero title like Invincible or The Boys? It would be an action adventure game like Sekiro, I feel like they would pull it off

[pale shore]

Does anyone actually use hamburger helper for hamburgers?

[upbeat cypress]

Is there any way I can get two of the same armament without NG+?

[faint osprey]

for most weapons no but there are a couple that have multiple of them you could search it up and also you could have someone drop you the weapon

[bitter wing]

anyone wanna just talk im bored

[twin shell]

🍞

🍞 🍞 🍞

[olive cosmos]

guys my dog is wanting me to scratch his booty and i’ve been doing this for 20 minutes, what do i do

[unkempt sedge]

you better still be petting that dog

[olive cosmos]

he got up and walked away

[hearty scaffold]

:dog gif i wanted to send:

[lean parcel]

just bought ps3 demon's souls in 2022
(yes I know the servers were shut down for that version)

[karmic hornet]

Fortnite Elden Ring Colab?

[bold depot]

the gangnam style instruemental goes SO DAMN HARD

[warm sand]

True

[still raven]

Hello again everyone and goodmorning how are you all today?

[icy current]

Anyone able to help with Pontiff Sullivan ng+1?

[pseudo umbra]

elden ring is dope af

[ebon ermine]

anyone know if PSNOW for PC is actually good or a buggy POS?

if it lets me play Demon Souls and Bloodborne again, idc about the monthly cost. i'm already used to subscription based services after a decade of my life on WoW.

[lean parcel]

i don't think cloud gaming is mature enough

also I guess it depends on how close you are to sonys servers

[ebon ermine]

i'm in Commiefornia right now for a month sadly, but the good thing is I'm pretty sure there's a PS server in the state.

[lean parcel]

@ebon ermine If you want to play the original Demons Souls, just use the PS3 emulator and play with 60 fps and higher resolution on PC.

Guys who here plays on a ps5 elden ring with a ps4 disc??????

[lean parcel]

Monster Hunter

[nova lodge]

Godricks ost absolutely slaps.

[cunning plank]

ok what the hell is wrong with people

I invade a world and get ganked on, then they teabag and use the pointing down gesture

[wary patrol]

average pvp experience

[leaden pier]

Do a duel

[lean parcel]

ER invasions are usually trash

[nocturne oyster]

Does anyone have any tips for fighting Radagon/Elden Beast? Plz dm

[odd blade]

Use the blasphemous blade against radagon and idk for elden beast

Guts greatsword 100%

[nocturne oyster]

Blasphemous, hm. I might have to work some stats around for that

Or great rune and two hand it out

[stoic barn]

Why can't I post a question that I have in here????

The server won't post it. I edited the cuss words out for all you woke people.. hell it makes me cringe that I had to do that.. still cant post it. Sheesh

I just want to know why so many people are selling runes for real money. Why are they allowed to advertise that stuff online ?

[nocturne oyster]

Bro FR tho

Why spend real money on buying runes

[radiant anchor]

“Woke” is when no swearing

[lusty plover]

That’s crazy someone really took my Steam account to play lost ark 💀

[ivory musk]

That's your fault

[iron hamlet]

practice dodging

[nocturne oyster]

That’s fair lol, I seem to miss the time by like 1 second and it’s screws me up

[lean parcel]

Is OJ still good when it starts to get fizzy?

[proper comet]

Hello@

i think I speak against all simps here, I killed Fia when she told me to

[lusty plover]

I disabled 2Fa for a quick moment cause I got a new phone to set it up on my new phone and got hacked within that small time period

[hidden fog]

should off'd her when you get the chance she is so evil giving a health debuff in a soulslike

[proper comet]

Legends play with the health debuff, anything for cuddles but

Dorian all the way

[full rain]

i might start drawing again

maybe ill draw my idea of what the age of duskborn would be like

[white mantle]

i'd rather live my entire life with a hp debuff than do any favors to the Golden Order

[gritty arrow]

hey what channel would i look for people to duel in

[gritty wyvern]

looking for a low Iron preferably iron 1 EU val player to join me and my iron besties, we have horrific aim but wonderful skins. let me know (:

[deep rivet]

Hey guys I sell runes and every item in game

[deep rivet]

Yes

I got all types of maidens

As so myself 😗

[summer shell]

Do you sell Ranni’s missing eye?

[ebon ermine]

tested it out and played Bloodborne just now. not bad at all. no issues on Sony servers whatsoever.

[lunar oxide]

screw the abyss watchers

[lean parcel]

just backstab them

[north quarry]

I just finished Wanda vision. Idk why but I had the urge to tell people. I always do this

[rustic blaze]

I want your entire stock

[reef rivet]

Foul Tarnished! In search...of the dooten ring

[stark tusk]

its good

[half galleon]

Why would I be warned by a bot to not mass invite users when I did it from my dm history not from the elden ring server does this mean someone reported me cause not cool dud

[lean parcel]

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather
I wish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were...

[mental willow]

Tf?

[next fern]

Elden ring will die off when ds servers open, mark my words

[icy bough]

Ok

Anyways anyone wanna talk about the balkins?

[hushed crane]

Are souls servers on pc still down?

[low wigeon]

@woven tendon can you add me and message me back about the thing you sent me earlier

[tender meteor]

Would u recommend it to others?

[plucky lodge]

Who’s the worst boss to fight?

[lean parcel]

Godskin duo, absolute trash boss

[strong inlet]

those giant bloody tampon spirit that you must defeat for them golden seeds

[safe dune]

Can I say the n word in this server?

[gilded ermine]

use brains for answer

[lean parcel]

Nincompoop

[safe dune]

Is that a legendary item?

[gilded ermine]

very rare one

[safe dune]

:o

[worthy mural]

Anyone want to join a tournament server?

[dusty tulip]

No it's s ultra rare 0.0000000001% drop from the last boss in life

[safe dune]

so ur saying I have to kill my boss until it drops

[hollow current]

bet

[cedar prism]

Guys I think I have a bugged achievement on steam. It is relative to beating a boss. I am sure 100% that I beat that specific boss but I don't have the achievement for it. Do you know how to fix it besides doing a NG+ ?

[dapper swan]

Yo real quick question does anyone here play for honor?

[tulip gate]

Im about to explain the entirely of Zelda lore

[fast obsidian]

Is it worth buying dark souls 3? The deluxe edition is on sale and I've been wanting it but I'm not sure if I should get it

[safe dune]

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called.

[trail heath]

Anyone here play Pokémon go?

[torpid compass]

everyone should try Elden World!

[lean parcel]

is morbius really that bad or can you enjoy it with your brain turn off

[brisk wolf]

for a first watch its ok i guess, but if you’re going “i’m gonna watch morbius because i want to” there is something wrong with you

[lean parcel]

maybe I watch it once it becomes free on Amazon. I just keep hearing about the morbin time jokes or meme. I did watch an Angry Joe review but I wouldn't call him a professional reviewer

I just was also wondering is some would make an account to have a name Morbius because they really loved the movie

@safe dune so do you like the movie or are you meme it with your account lol

[safe dune]

it's really a movie it had actors and writing so good I morbed completely

[lean parcel]

are you serious

[safe dune]

It's trash

But I heard the minions movie made a grumilion dollars

[lean parcel]

are those with the yellow twinkies

[safe dune]

yes

[lean parcel]

never saw minions either

[safe dune]

I can't write anoyng💀

[lean parcel]

so why name yourself Morbius. Morpheus was a lot cooler character being the matrix

[safe dune]

I got the morb

An incurable desease u get from watching too many Mobius memes

[dry moth]

Who plays ghosts of Tsushima legends with over 110 ki we need 1 more

[crystal oar]

his pc gets hacked and all of his precious coping videos get deleted

[next fern]

ur mum

[wintry cloak]

DarK SouLs 3 servers?

WHEN WILL FROM TURN ON ONLINE?

PvP in elden ring sucks and all I want to do is enjoy DS2/ DS3 pvp
This is peak PvP in souls games

[lean parcel]

Bro just play Xbox or PlayStation, we still got pvp there 😎😎

[surreal shard]

Yo fall guys is kinda hard

[lean parcel]

Fall guys is kinda trash

[hexed pumice]

Stumble guys😎

[urban heart]

Bloodborne is really fun so far but im a little concerned by how far i need to run every time i die to a boss

[crystal oar]

I really wanna try dark souls 2 and 3 pvp, when will the servers come back :((

[lean parcel]

They’ll come back when you get a Xbox or PlayStation and pvp on those platforms

Because idk how long it’ll take you PC players to realize, it’s not coming back

[swift prism]

best halo game to get?

[versed hare]

master chief collection

all of them

[nocturne oyster]

When is the last viable point to get either the Millicent prosthesis talisman or the rot sword talisman

[solid inlet]

Griffith did nothing wrong son or genshin daughter

[crude skiff]

Daughter

[night fox]

anyone feel bad for the cleanrots and redmanes fighting forever in the war dead catacombs?

[flat hollow]

no

[unreal current]

Im playing demon souls i die i go to the nexus i dont know how to leave any help?

[random root]

hey guys im making a souls like game and i need help creating a story, this is what i have gotten so far(might change) mc is born into royalty the father is corrupt but super strong and has a god complex. there is a prophecy that there will be someone who is has a curse which makes them immortal who will kill the king( the father) the main character is born and and he has the curse, the father banishes the son(the mc) into hell, he stays there for 1000 years in a well and is frozen in place all he can think about is hatred for the royal family and how we wants to kill them. he finally gets the strength to get up in hell and thats where u pick off, your first task is to escape hell and the main goal is to be free, have peace, and kill royalty. can someone help me with this story? if it needs changing or if i should add anything? also the way the immortality curse works is if u die you dont actually die, when u get "killed" the curse kicks in and u come back to life, this will work by respawning.

[sharp raft]

everyone i have news

i have secured a maiden

[random root]

im making a souls like game and the beginning of the game is the mc has been banished to hell and has been staying there for 1000 years, he wakes up and u start playing when he wakes up. would it be realistic if i take away the sprint option and give him a slow walk and tired looking animations?

[dusky kindle]

For the start yes

That would be a good set up for what follows and give good first impressions

[safe dune]

So we are morgot and our father is Godfrey but strong

[glacial beacon]

Mohg should be our love interest

[paper grail]

what am i supposed to do after killing godrick

[signal oasis]

You are to go north and reach liurnia and kill rennala

[paper grail]

hmm alright

do one of u perhaps have a long sword? bcs i only have an katana and it dosen't fit with my armor

[iron hamlet]

the hitbox in sakiro is some fcking bullsht.

[signal oasis]

Like a great sword?

[paper grail]

yes

[signal oasis]

I got you

Where do you wanna meet up?

[paper grail]

how about like

[nocturne oyster]

Anyone know if I can still get the Rotten Winged Sword Insignia if I beat the Elden beast?

[bleak raven]

Very important 🍑 or 🍒

[simple steppe]

Any one ever bought a mouse pad and for some reason your mouse skips around and stutters when you use it?

[winged barn]

🍒

[wind cobalt]

🍑

[lean parcel]

Thighs

[ripe edge]

I saw a double rainbow while eating dinner. Don't see that every day

[hidden tundra]

@:7

[lean parcel]

[flat hollow]

closer to asian but they're their own group called pacific islander

Hispanic is more of a culture thing since spaniards are technically hispanic just like how dominicans are

[willow minnow]

Sup people. Sooooo, I am trying to get myself all achievements in Elden Ring, and I currently am trying to get myself the achievement for getting all legendary armaments, but it seems you can't get the achievement if one of the weapons are upgraded, and I have a maxed out Sword Of Night and flame, sooooo, anyone who wanna trade? I get a non upgraded Sword Of night and flame, for my 10+ Sword of Night and Flame?

I haven't beat the game yet, and I kinda wanna get all the achivments without having to go to NG+ cause it'll be easier (hadn't it been for the reason just mentioned)

[lethal trout]

anyone want to join me in a fall guys lobby

[willow minnow]

Yes. I have yet to kill Godfrey First Elden Lord, Radagon, Elden Beat, Malenia, and the dragon lords

[lethal trout]

I'll give u cleanrot set

[willow minnow]

Yeah, he's really tough, took me 5 trillion tries ;(

Oh damn, RIP

But yeah, is there anyone who wants to trade? I get unupgraded Sword Of Night And Flame for my 10+ Sword Of Night And Flame?

[fair flicker]

"Hawaii people"

That's like saying aisa people or america people

Hawaiian

[lean parcel]

😔

[haughty lion]

hawaiinese 💀

[cosmic solstice]

margit is objectively the best boss

[nocturne oyster]

I… I think the game might have bugged and I one shot phase 2 Melenia?

So I was with a couple other people and we had broken her stance right before the end of phase one. I went for a critical but before I could one of the others finished her and the animation stopped for the cutscene. When it came back it finished the critical animation and she just insta died

[lean parcel]

You can get it upgrading, it may be a bug in pc if you already have all

[willow minnow]

Any way I can fix it? It's one of the few achivments I have left. (Oh and yeah, I have all the weapons, but I'm not getting the achivment)

[lean parcel]

Try dropping them or some and picking them up

[willow minnow]

I have tried dropping and picking up a few of em, but it doesn't work

Oh, I also rembered I have upgraded my Dark Mook Sword as well

[fierce granite]

How do I eat a drum wing

this is my second time ever having wings

[stray terrace]

among us 💀

[surreal plover]

Ima eat noodles.

Spicy shrimp

[restive lichen]

I know this is not a Minecraft server. But YouTuber technoblade just passed away, just want to hold a moment of silence for him

[mighty crescent]

he will be missed

[iron sparrow]

Rip techno;-; I can't believe this happened

[restive lichen]

Yea I thought it was a joke

[latent crag]

bro i thought he was leaving yt and then i read the desc and thought it was a joke and then i watched

[iron sparrow]

Same :(

[stoic bone]

Rip technoblade.

[wicked elbow]

I need help ):

[cosmic monolith]

Does anyone have an invite link to the minecraft discord?

[upbeat umbra]

Rip

[lean parcel]

Hearing this was like a punch in the guts...

[gleaming otter]

rip the goat

[woven cypress]

in the end he was right, he'll never die now.

[fair sinew]

RIP Techno

[iron hamlet]

Who's techno?

[untold nebula]

A minecraft youtuber

[topaz panther]

o7

[rugged hornet]

May he farm up in the heavens

[edgy garnet]

Rip techno

May he Rest In Peace

[fair badge]

He was so young. May Techno continue to play Bedwars high atop the heavens.

[signal remnant]

even in elden ring there's respect for techno

R.I.P. techno o7 o7 o7

[severe holly]

Dang technoblade died?

[fair badge]

Yeah. Succumbed to his cancer. And he was only 23…

[severe holly]

unfortunate

[lean parcel]

Anyone know when the new stranger things episodes are coming out?

[stoic bone]

3 am

[lean parcel]

What time zone?

[cursive sleet]

Bro

Before elden ring all I did was play hypixel

Rip techno

[stoic bone]

Est

[astral ore]

Rip technoblade

[fickle trellis]

RIP Technoblade

[lapis bay]

bro any of yall play sekiro

[wicked barn]

May he Rest In Peace

[wicked barn]

Yeah

[lapis bay]

bro im stuck on genichiro he so hard

i thought i was so cool after getting plat on elden ring

[wicked barn]

Haven’t beaten it tho

[lapis bay]

i started a couple of days ago

[lapis bay]

what part u on

[wicked barn]

I can’t remember, elden ring has taken priority

[lapis bay]

lmao good

[distant prism]

is V rising still in the beta/early release stages?

[hasty dagger]

did anyone else cry when they killed fishstick

saddest Fortnite death tbh

[torpid compass]

Hey who plays Minecraft??

[outer anvil]

I do but I don't have the game sadly

I also just joined the server

[torpid compass]

same, that's even better since mojang adds permabans for java 1.19.1

Do you want to play Elden Ring - insiped open world adventure map in minecraft? It's called Elden World

[velvet trout]

i cried during the last episode of stranger things

[fossil gate]

omg fremsoft giv dlc plox 🥺😭

misleading twatter posts make us sad 😞

[charred lava]

No hud run?

[raw plume]

Rip technoblade

[old thistle]

Rip technoblade

[mighty raven]

Rip technoblade

[placid ember]

o7

[hidden venture]

May he rest in peace

[stark lion]

Amogus

[final thicket]

Y000000000 cuphead dlc out 🔥

[rain latch]

Wouldn't some sweet soul here, who was planning on throwing $50 into the fire or ordering a pizza, like to instead give me Elden Ring as a gift on Steam?

That game is almost 30% of the minimum wage in my country. xd

[Monthly].

[night pollen]

Yea me too

[orchid wing]

I'm in Africa

[raven bay]

Yo are DS3 servers offline?

[heavy locust]

on pc yes sadly

[raven bay]

Rip

[heavy locust]

coming back soon™️

[lean parcel]

Rest in peace Alex

[hidden venture]

He's fighting Soldier of God, Rick in heaven.

[cosmic totem]

That would’ve been amazing content

[cinder sierra]

I could hear him screaming at the first boss

He would’ve loved the blood weapons

[lean parcel]

Hii

[modern pecan]

He would have

[small laurel]

mssg me if you wanna play skribblio with me and my freinds bc its better with more ppl

[hidden fog]

i tried that game it was fun

[ionic parcel]

An endless battle between the 2 strongest beings in the multiverse

[modern pecan]

Yes he would have fun

[reef rivet]

no,get a job and get it yourself you mooch- asking for stuff here is against the rules especially stuff that costs real world dollars

sick and tired of these kids coming in here expecting complete fcking strangers to buy them something that costs as much as a half tank of gas or some food or a new pair of pants ffs

if you want elden ring get off your ass,go outside,and get a part time job

[fossil pewter]

Which song from the game is the best ?

[reef rivet]

all of em are pretty neat

[fossil pewter]

Any in particular you like more than the others

[reef rivet]

main title theme

[fossil pewter]

Or stand out tracks

[south cipher]

how hard is sekiro would it be a good 2nd souls game?

[heavy locust]

the combat is very different from souls game, mostly deflection/parry based instead of dodging
i think its one of the easier ones but it really depends who you ask

[crude skiff]

I think it has the lowest completion rate out of Froms other games lol but yeah once you get a hang of the mechanics it isn’t that hard

[tight oar]

he never played elden ring

[sturdy dune]

the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street is actually good. fite me.

[wicked junco]

the 2010 one??

[sturdy dune]

yep

[wicked junco]

objectively wrong lmao

he looked like a naked mole rat

[sturdy dune]

so? is that seriously your critique of the film?

[wicked junco]

nah lol. my actual critiques are that the scenes felt way too rushed while other scenes were way longer then they needed to

also they tried to expand more on freddy's backstory and ended up ruining it

[sturdy dune]

i agree with the points about pacing. i just dont think they tank the movie.

i dont know what youre referring to with the latter point but if youre referring to him being a child molester that was always intended but only heavily implied in the og.

[wicked junco]

obviously he as in the orginal but the way they tried to make a full backstory was so bad. apart from that the cast just feels so one-dimensional

[sturdy dune]

i thought the attempt to make a backstory was a jab at the contemporary trend of trying to rehabilitate the killers

[wicked junco]

the old 1 9 8 4 cast was way better in my opinion as well as their sequels

[sturdy dune]

i mean. og nightmares 1-3 are p decent.

im not saying the remake is like, a masterpiece.

the latter nightmare films are barely even coherent much less scary

[wicked junco]

ntm it was produced by michael bay so you already know the action scenes were over the top

[sturdy dune]

haha i was totally surprised by that actually

[wicked junco]

1-3 gotta be some of the best slashers imo. the later sequels sadly tried to make freddy more of a comedian

[sturdy dune]

absolutely. which is a weird choice considering his relationship to kids

[wicked junco]

explosions everywhere, kinda entertaining

[sturdy dune]

i think they got swept away in Englund's endless charisma

[wicked junco]

fr

[sturdy dune]

so i like that the remake isnt really funny.

he still makes jokes but they dont read as clever or witty, but just gross af

i physically recoiled at the phone scene and i didnt for the og's

not that the remake is some kind of masterpiece or anything. it's got weaknesses the og doesnt and it's got strengths the og does and doesnt.

i just dont think it's actually that bad a film on its own merit.

ugh i cant believe im thinking about speaking in Bay's defense rn

[wicked junco]

true. imo there are just way too many flaws that can overwrite the good parts about the movie which is why it was so unenjoyable to most people. apart from those some other complaints i had was that it was way too bleak and dark, there wasnt the much creativity in the kills as the original without relying on random jumpscares

also ik its a remake but that doesnt mean that 60% of the kills had to be redone with cgi too

[rustic blaze]

Overwrite my balls in your mouth

[wicked junco]

overwrite by nuts on yo chin mf

[sturdy dune]

yeah i think it's bleakness and darkness was always implied in the og, but the remake actually did good by making it more present.

i WANT bleak and dark in a scary movie about child abuse and environmental traumas and parental secrecy.

i was a bit disappointed by some of the cgi but am willing to forgive it =/

the less creative kills was kinda lame. im not sure they couldve successfully kept the creative kills consistent with the tone, but it wouldve been cool to see some effort.

it's just. . . we can compare the remake to the original i guess, but that doesnt tell us whether the film works on its own. they were made in distinctly different times with very different sensibilities.

[fossil cobalt]

would you rather have some hunky 45 yr old man hump you from behind full on skin contact for 500mil or yor girlfriend peg you with a whole strapon for 500mil

[rustic stirrup]

is there any talisman that passively regens ur FP?

[urban heart]

So the first user created bloodborne dungeon i enter has enemies that one shot me

[sturdy dune]

do i have to pick one?

they both sound like win wins

[hearty crescent]

JHOVXG

feel free to join

sorry, among us saturdays are cancelled

[fossil cobalt]

sry didnt see your txt and yes

[sturdy dune]

ill take the one that lands me a gf and 500 mil

[calm isle]

If Jason Momoa laughs his ass off and makes a typo in a text, is he Jason Lmoa?

[sturdy dune]

if it's an official and important business email he becomes Jason Ohnoa

[lean parcel]

Sadly no, only the starlight shard item

[elder river]

@strong fossil hey, why’d you unfriend me.

[charred lava]

Someone play brawlhalla rn

[distant prism]

@sturdy dune that sounds more like if Jason Momoa becomes joseph joestar

[old glen]

Anyone here like pudding?!

@everyone

[dusty edge]

No

Pudding is overrated

[lean parcel]

BOIS

[violet sleet]

Yo is anyone else having trouble playing any form of media like snapchat Instagram YouTube etc.

[open ferry]

There is one that gives you FP on kill but it’s a bit garbage

[nova viper]

Does somebody knows if the elden ring stratety guides are limited editions?

[nova viper]

🤓

[lean parcel]

balls

Can we get a strangers thing areq for dlc ?

ballz

[mighty raven]

Bro it’s an elden ring server of course we are gonna mention elden ring

Even if it’s an off topic channel it still gets brought up

[lean parcel]

Ballsz

[hidden fog]

dont let Neptune hear you say that

[dusty edge]

Yeah what’s he gonna do

drown me in water?

[hidden fog]

lol xD wrong Neptune
hyper dimension neptunia

youd have more of a chance up against the literal water god over Neptune from hyper dimension neptunia

[eager gull]

Anyone have that clip of Jesus saying you’re about to receive some holy spirit

[dusty edge]

ah

i'd still win against her trust

[dusty edge]

its the purple hair one right

[hidden fog]

yupp

[dusty edge]

yeah i'd win trust

i'll just hit her with bleed dmg ez

[calm mountain]

Bro soldier of godrick broke into my house and stole my pc

[dusty edge]

yeah he brought it to me

[shy remnant]

I will give feet pic for nitro

[old glen]

Pudding these nuts in your mouth RAHhHhHh

[simple steppe]

Is bloodborne not on steam?

[hidden fog]

nope

its PlayStation exclusive all you pc fanboys cry now

[simple steppe]

Cries in 3080 Ti

[mellow grail]

that's a monstrous card,i only have a 1070 ti 8gb amp extreme,but it does its job well

[dry moth]

@candid pagoda

You can’t run ma boi

[heavy locust]

😔
25fps with intermittent stuttering is no way to live

[upbeat juniper]

cries in 3090 ti

[solid copper]

yo just got the elden ring trophy

[lean parcel]

Randoms using all the one-shot cinebalists at 2nd phase Fatalis

Fatalis sessions don't do Fatalis, f*** me

[agile lotus]

If anyone has ps premium plus what ever it's called, do you get the "classic" games free with it?

[dreamy glacier]

Hey what do they call the warthog In red vs blue

[heavy locust]

puma

[lean parcel]

Ps plus premium, yeah

There are 3 options, basic +, extra + (ps4 games), + premium (ps3 games)

[lean parcel]

It’s all I’ve ever known 😔

[timber oyster]

sesso?

[sharp berry]

any digital artists have reccomendations for a good program to use? i want to start but have no clue what to use

[lean parcel]

Just beat elden ring with my grandma!

[sharp berry]

that sounds amazing !

[light dune]

bro what

[rotund sedge]

Anyone want to pvp I am on pc

[dreamy glacier]

Puma nuts in your mouth

[lean parcel]

hey can anyone help

i kinda progressed to far and wanna do a build with alexanders shard anyone got one i can have

[ember fiber]

its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma...

[icy bough]

I'm extremely concerned. I was at a relatives lake, and there was a fireworks show, and at the very end, I'm pretty sure unintentional, there was a huge fireball explosion. Looked like a mini mushroom cloud. Everyone went along with it, assuming it was part of the "experience" but I'm genuinely concerned someone was hurt

but it was a hell of an ending

[alpine garden]

would anyone here consider themselves a Dark Souls 3 veteran?

[lean parcel]

Not really, just 200hrs, and mostly in pvp

[alpine garden]

that might just be enough to answer my question,

i have titanite shards and it lets me upgrade my melee axe weapon but I can’t upgrade my Pyromancy flame for whatever reason. do you know why?

[night fox]

how long did it take you guys to see that serosh was munching on godfreys shoulder the entire first phase?

[alpine garden]

until today when I watched the elden ring 10 discoveries video

[ember saddle]

Duck duck duck

Goose

[lean parcel]

Honestly FromSoft should be the ones to do a Berserk game

[willow jolt]

You’ll have to speak to an NPC called Cornyx at the Undead Settlement who’ll move to Firelink after spoken to, that NPC is where you need to upgrade the flame. c:

[full rain]

dark souls 2 had amazing art design and direction

[distant prism]

@full rain such heresy

[lean parcel]

ree

[keen fog]

paint tool sai, krita, medibang or clip studio paint are useful

[lean parcel]

You upgrade pyromancy flames with titanites as well from what I remember

Also, Andre can't upgrade it, you need Cornyx to do it

It's in the second area of the game (After Vordt), not too hard to get to him

Just see a video about how to get to him, I can't explain it well

Once you talk to him he'll teleport to the Shrine

He's at the right of Andre, sitting on the ground

[pulsar aspen]

i know nobody cares but I'm listening to a pog song with nice headphones right now and it's a great experience

[small jungle]

Glad to hear it

[wintry flume]

Is DS3 a good game to play after elden ring? Elden ring was my first souls game

Or do I need to play ds and ds2 first

[wintry flume]

Why's that?

Story?

[heavy locust]

You don’t need to but playing ds1 first makes ds3 more rewarding
Ds2 doesn’t have as many connections to it (and it’s probably the least liked in the series) so you could skip if you want

Sekiro and Bloodborne are entirely different stories

[wintry flume]

Ok. So should I play the original or the remastered?

[heavy locust]

Remastered
Original is super broken

[wintry flume]

Ok thanks

[sturdy dune]

imo Dark Souls is the worst proper souls game.

it's still v good. not saying it's bad. just the worst of the proper Souls games.

third best, if you will.

[wintry flume]

But should I start with the third?

[sturdy dune]

i dont see a problem with that. youll miss some references here and there, and wont know who Gwyn is. that's all.

DS3 is much more polished and complete than the og DS.

i know it's a nuclear take here, but frankly i wasnt terrifically impressed with og DS, and didnt fall in love with the games until DS3.

[wintry flume]

Ok I will start with ds3 then and then mabye go to ds

[lean parcel]

I miss the super broken 😔

[sturdy dune]

also dont let haters trick you. DS2 is not the worst proper Souls game.

[lean parcel]

^^^ Don’t let these trolls trick you, yes it is

[sturdy dune]

im not trolling dude. im serious.

[lean parcel]

Sure you are buddy

[sturdy dune]

douchebag

just because you disagree with me doesnt mean im not being earnest

[wintry flume]

People can have different opinions ig

[sturdy dune]

i know my opinion is controversial, but i have reasons for it

[heavy locust]

Ds2 weak

[sturdy dune]

these content-free opinions lol

"i dont have reasons for why i dislike this game but it's the bad one"

[lean parcel]

Ds1 and ds1 are super successful Chad gym bros that get all the ladies. Ds2 is a stinky incel who lives in moms basement and hasn’t seen sunlight in days

[sturdy dune]

oh damn that almost looks like a reason

youre so close to a real point! you can do it!

[lean parcel]

This entire argument has been a joke but I’m about to actually end ur entire career and 3 words

Soul memory. Adaptability.

[solar helm]

Darks souls 2 was kinda weak for me

[sturdy dune]

demon ruins. izalith

i can do that too. lemme just ctrl+v demon asses all over this map one sec

what's map design again?

[lean parcel]

How does bringing up bad ds1 areas help ds2’s case at all? You’re simply deflecting

[sturdy dune]

lol yeah deflecting. my position is that DS1 is worse than DS2.

citing adaptability and soul memory aint cutting the steak homie.

id rather tolerate those than deal with Lost Izalith or the demon ruins lazy, unimpressive anticlimax

[lean parcel]

You think talking about Izalith is? That’s a far weaker point

[sturdy dune]

not to me

[lean parcel]

Having to deal with bad mechanics and adaptability and SM are issues that you have to deal with throughout your entire time playing ds2. In your argument, it’s just one little area

I’m not doing this with you anymore dude, enjoy this L

[sturdy dune]

xD i dont think DS2's adaptability and soul memory are as bad as you claim

[lean parcel]

🇱

[sturdy dune]

you dont get to claim Ws when youre the one disconnecting broski

have fun with your "W"

[heavy locust]

Adp, jank animations, bad hitboxes, bad lock-on (but most enemies have constant perfect tracking), lots of areas where they place just a ton of enemies that all agro at once, oversaturation of samey or unremarkable “bosses”, soul memory, npc quests requiring coop, royal rat authority

Also there’s no Patches

Pate just isn’t the same

[sturdy dune]

of those, patches and RRA is the only critique i consider legit.

all the others are either severely overstated, derive from bad gameplay habits, or are attempts to fix problems from DS1 that werent executed perfectly

[heavy locust]

No

[sturdy dune]

for example the tracking issue.

familiar with Matthew Matosis?

[heavy locust]

No
Lock on bad

[sturdy dune]

lock on contextual

[heavy locust]

Bad

[sturdy dune]

rofl.

"i cant use this contextual tool 100% of the time so it's bad"?

[heavy locust]

Except for enemies, it works perfectly for them

Lock on is already contextual in the other games

[sturdy dune]

like i just get the impression you dont know how to crowd control in ds2

[heavy locust]

It’s just 0% in 2

[sturdy dune]

i lock on in 2 with few issues

[heavy locust]

Unless you use a spear or something

[sturdy dune]

whats a spear?

[heavy locust]

Why bother lock on, it makes you miss all the time

[sturdy dune]

because it doesnt?

[heavy locust]

2

Lock on has barely any tracking

[sturdy dune]

"i cant use this tool properly so it must be useless"

[heavy locust]

The lock on does a bad job of locking on

[sturdy dune]

works fine for me idk what youre talking about

[heavy locust]

Unlocking is more reliable 99% of the time

[sturdy dune]

99% of encounters require crowd control lol

[heavy locust]

Game issue

[sturdy dune]

player issue.

"idk how to fight crowds" is not the game's fault

[heavy locust]

I know how to fight crowds
It’s just less fun

[sturdy dune]

and it was a thing ever since Demon's Souls

[heavy locust]

Demons souls has a good lock on

Your player character doesn’t miss when they move slightly

[sturdy dune]

you dont have to have fun but i did.

[heavy locust]

Game issue