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Nooooo I gave nepheli loux the potion 😭😭😭
can anyone help me with a boss if u on pc

Anyone know if warframe is worth re downloading?
Man I wish Miyazaki would bless us with Bloodborne 2
I just noticed, I've killed a bunch of achievement bosses on steam but I seem to have not unlocked them? I wasn't able to get commander neil and some other bosses
I finished one of my finals !! 
:D
what is nonbinary?
non-binary are things that you cant put in one of two boxes, it's commonly associated with non binary gender, meaning people, that feel like they have a gender that doesn't fit in the male of female category
a mental illness
its that when a freak to nature has meat and milk?
@prime glacier not nessaserly if referred to gender yes, but so many things are non binary our number system for example
Ok so I’m having a discussion with my wife.
Rya from elden ring, what snake species does she and the snakes (or lizards as they are closely related) of volcano manor most closely resemble
I wanna die
those pesky medical professionals.
does the title of "archer who always misses" sound bad?
i mean.... are you promoting yourself? if you are then yes it is bad
because why would i wanna hire an archer who misses
not promoting myself lol
asking for a friend, they are always asking weird questions
yea it is bad. But now can you please answer mine? 😦
do u think ariana grande would be a perfect fit for rya in ER?
what?
wait do u know ariana or rya?
i dont care for Ariana
ouch that hurts me for some reason. ok 😦
im sorry I do not care for Pop artists, Music is art, not just braindead music, feel free to dance to it i dont care but, pop music is not art, it is designed to be trendy music that you play over and over again until it gets so annoying and boring you want to move out of your moms house because she keeps playing the same songs
you can like whatever you want, and im not calling you braindead for enjoying it, im just saying they make this music to be as easy to absorb as kitchen gun absorbs dirty stains
sorry for getting angry about it
i am just sick of hearing the same pop songs on the radio all the time every day
No, i don't like pop music, but it's music]
TIL: never ever ever eat the entire package of oreos if you have ibs
If I hypothetically found a way to fall through ||Margit's|| arena consistently where should I share that?
elden fun?
With the dragon communion there should be a way to get some sort of dragon bleed breath, kinda like the rotten breath but for bleed
can anyone help me with my glitch please
are you trying to treat with this glitch?
a glitch in character creator?
I am on ps5 so I dont think I could help you
you might want to notify FromSoftware about this glitch
anyone know any good rtx 3060 ti brand? 🗿
You all are maidenless.
that looks like maidenless behavior to me tbh
No maidens
it’s rough when you start the game not knowing that you weren’t supposed to level strength and dexterity equally
thank god i just unlocked respec’s
Just a reminder than great Grey wolf boss fight has more original creativity than the entirety of elden ring (I’m drunk on vacation)
why not? its called quality build and you can use most weapons
tho you need vigor more early than str+dex
yeah early on weapons scales better with upgrades so you can focus on vigor/endu more
it’s made me real good at dodging being a 3 shot kill for most enemies though!
🙂
if some of you are strength build please tell me what to do when multiple smaller enemys attack bcuz big weapons like greatsword is so slow
but yikes is it hard to do Magma Wyrm with 14 vigor this thing is murdering me until i’m dead lmao
back off little and wait until you can hit them all at once or one by one
do circling etc
ok thanks
oof big man hits me with his sword into the lava, getting combod lmao
i like the enemy designs in this game tho, very fun
yay he’s dead
👏
@polar needle ok ok I'm sorry i'll use the shard just don't block me
I need you man
Please just unblock
@polar needle come on bud, please don't
@polar needle I'll use invisible spells my whole game just unblock please
@polar needle dude please just don't
My whole play through depends on you
I will never say no to anything you say
Please just unblock
wtf just happened
Lmao
like excuse me but context please???
can anybody help me with exploring the capital , i am VERY UNDR LEVELED, i have starter armour and weapons, and please dm if you can help(PS) levels would be appreciated, WEAPONS and ARMOUR and RUNES would also be appreciated, i also pulled a muscle in my neck so i cant do much. please if you can give stuff. numen, lord,hero runes anything
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No
He blocked me cuz i didn't like the spell that he liked
And he was guiding me through my whole play through. So my game is dead if he keeps me blocked
Just play on ur own bro
gifting and trading is not allowed unfortunately but good luck exploring the capital
I did and almost uninstalled
💀
bruh
how far are u in the game
@polar needle I'm sorry dude, just unblock please
Can someone DM and tell him that I'm sorry so he unblocks?
anwser my question please
i can help you out too if you need anything
im not the all knowing but i'm on ng+ so i should know most the run arounds
what chat is even normal in this server 😂
def
Went to the snow area, got one shot, went back to get powerful
so you're probably around level 70-100?
Anyone?
do you want to take this vc into dm's so we dont have to wait for the afk thingy
Yes
How do I place a 2-handed weapon on the keyboard?
What brand gpu rtx 3060 ti good
Mfs be like "Is level 157 a good level to fight soldier of godrick"
lol
Bro who are you speaking to💀
himself
Weird ass mf
it is a rare condition where you think you are actually "funny" so please dont make fun of him or else this might get worse
Alr💀
thank you for understanding. one bonk from the ban hammer should get him back to his wits :)
👀
i thought melenia was supposed to be hard
Bleed build moment
@manic hill this u
What the what
visible confusion
Noisufnoc elbisiv
How come every souls game people are racist to you
Good evening
Anyone got any decent streaming sites they can recommend. Paying in positive vibes 😏
Man... I still just want someone to play Nioh 2 with, even after a few years.
I never finished it :')
Lol.
I’ve been called a monkey atleast 12 times this week
Gotta love the souls community
I mean the npcs…
Oh. Yeah totally. That’s what I meant, yeah.
Talking down to you cause you’re tarnished or undead
Do you guys think the Berserk movie trilogy is good?
you cant even post gifs
Is bandai releasing their Q1 report this week?
LMAO no
13+ only :joy: open my profile :smirk:
dead chat
🤨📸
This isn’t it
tbf the dr strange quality on streaming services will be horrible atm
it was a mid movie anyways
how does that hack work anyways? is there link in their profile or does opening the profile at all cause the hack?
the one like 6-7 messages up
Swatchseries.is is the best website i have ever found regarding that
the new movie is mid tho
first dr strange movie was quite good though
si
was just watching 12 min of Black Myth Wukong & the first fight the boss monkey pulls a Patches begging for his life after taking a bunch on damage then tries to attack catching player off guard. thought it was pretty funny
Sup everyone, anyone knows where I can customize a cake in california? Online.
Drinking gamer 🥂
hvk
Playing elden ring baked out of reality soothes my sanity
does anyone by any chance know of a guide (or has tips) how to fix the stuttering and issues with anything related multiplayer in elden ring, its driving me up the erdtree
elaborate
So, the game hangs at the start for a good minute while connecting to server, multiplayer (getting summoned) has a good chance of hardfreezing my game, the game stutters whenever it feels or dont feels like
trying to finish a co-op is a fools errant
people die when i impale them with a 50 inch Spear
damn i missed 420
what do u play on?
PC
For there being a community help chat nobody helps sometimes
quite literally. i saw u type the same thing like 20 times
the game would probably run better with lots of storage on your pc and a really good cpu or ram and the latest operating systems
check, check, check...and really, windows 11 D:
and try not to run lots of stuff in the background if you pc isnt that great
and try not to have a lot of stuff connected to the internet while playing
only thing i could really think of now is its just your internet
but thats not much help
very doubtful, since i can stream dark souls 3 to youtube and twitch at the same time while updating my steam liberary 😄
yeah i have no clue then
thanks for the attempt anyway
elden ring is also just pretty buggy to begin with
yeah, i noticed, but im so far annoyed right now that i rather not play it then to suffer more
if you got the best of the best then really its just the game
i normally just play on my gfs brothers pc and everything works fine for me other than the occasional lag or the game crashing so at this point i have no clue
yeah, same here
is anybody good at ggstrive its urgent plz dm
anyone got a clash of clans acc they dont need?
no. hope this helps
can you give me money you dont need?
thats what i did seemingly to from software
Just make ur own 😂
im eating a chicken salad sandwich
I want this twink obliterated
Giyu is the strongest hashira
Giyu >>>>>> Kokushibo
Giyu >>> Muzan
Giyu >>> Yoriichi
@iron parcel
Ion know much about giyu so I have to look into that but apparently hes stronger then muzan I'll look into it later
I’ve got the scale of u want it
I could just dm it to u, I made it myself
I'm down
Cool hold up
wheres the coop channel
Go to #assign-roles and read
where is the self promotion channel
I need help
I am playing sekiro and I cannot defeat mist noble
his 439th phase keeps killing me 
Hi im looking for a ps4 or ps5 elden ring friend or mate dm me if u have intresst
m looking for someone who can donate me giants seal weapon
no he isn’t wth
I can send u @spring bobcat scale
Everyone dies in the end
He is
Not everyone Lmao
Yes
is it normal for the new RTX 3000 cards to get so warm when idling?
'White people have no culture' oh yeah? who made the most used word in your rap songs
Anybody know if theres a second minecraft discord
Corny ass youtube
Huh what's a corny youtube
Yours
Awe I gotta stalker 🥰🥰
Clicking on random accounts is stalking?
Dont really think you know what that means
Yuh
I just wanna be able to do a “gomu gomu noo red ROC on rykard
For you Monster hunter fans out there:
Who's stronger, Placidusax or Fatalis?
Placidusax (Iv never played monster hunter)
any thoughts fellow tarnished?
Alright
Never stepping in this channel again
What
man what am i reading right now
my fault i thought this was the lore channel
anyone got discord crash video o_O
Dm me if you down to chill and play ?
bill wurtz is cool
my mother found some dudes disc golf disc and he keeps putting off meeting me to get it back, I'm on day 2 of attempting a good deed
Lol imagine if I reset my level 232 character that I spent 200+ hours on
it took u 200 hours to get to lvl 232..?
Nope, I got lazy and stuck with level 232 for most of my time
Didn’t bother to farm runes
ah ok cause im level 399 rn and im only 120 hours in
no need lmao i dont farm runes
Didn’t bother to use them on levels too
what did u just buy everything you could buy? i did too
Is this game compatible if I change my user
Nah I spent time just upgrading stuff then discarding them later. I’m very wasteful when it comes to runes lol.
Does anyone know
Ik there’s storage for stuff but I didn’t really bother using it
level up whenever you can just so u cant explore new items u couldnt use before
im just gonna say ur not bright and leave ya alone
Yup, that we can conclude
Let me solo her 1000th Malenia's slain today bois
Less goooooo
why on earth are u level 399
idk why not
this why ya gf broke up wit u
Hey guys my laptop died and I was wondering if anyone could recommend a good laptop with a budget of around 1000 dollars?? Idk much about the topic so Im asking for help lol
why not get a pc
Lol no
captain crunch is the best cereal.
mogrott
Any pc geniuses in here?
i have to re install eldenring
Any tips on asking out women
Yeah try asking elsewhere for tips
Yo I’m going to get McDonald’s does anybody want anything?
yes
Bro elden ring is like my favorite game now Imma put like 1000 hours in it
Thank you
what if they added a black blade kindred duo both have twinblades and if you try healing they will roar at you no matter what and if you defeat it you get like 800k runes on on first playthrough and its a questline boss
I would cry
That might finally get me off elden ring for good
tried getting rivers of blood right as u start to beat bosses real easy But can’t do the diving bridge fall
After trying and loving bacon, pineapple, jalapeño…I need a fire 3 topping combo I’ve never tried before to put on a pizza. Suggestions welcomed
Is it weird that I find my sisters being yelled at and in trouble funny?
Sibling love right there
Lol yeah
Hey anyone who has the brave helm I want it so bad
@mellow fulcrum you’re my new fav mod then
I do have a dirty fusion clip though, let me hunt it down
I hate fusions with a fiery passion. You see, I’m an smg/sidearm + sniper user so fusions are torture to me
xur ingredient meta 💀 everyone and their dog
can anyone trade me a giants seal pls
Is it against rules to discuss mods? Eg: the one mod I want to discuss would be the seamless coop mod currently in development?
Cynthia is a great woman
I wish u the best in reuniting with Cynthia
of course
@lean parcel how am i supposed to help if you have friend requests off and wont accept dms's.
that thier name or you talking about someone else?
either way i agree. It's stupud, but i think they're trolling.
Lol that made me chuckle
can anyone help me fight the fire giant?
can’t talk in there for some reason
Uhh
There’s a 5 min timer on messages, maybe that
Ngl I’m not surprised U got muted
it’s working now idk what was wrong with it lol
Def the timer then lmao
@lyric arch sorry about that , i have added you
anyone got a steam deck and are they worth it?
I was going to get a Steam deck but I have 2 high end rigs to play games. I don't travel enough to justify playing on a small screen. But I heard its getting some good reviews
Like I have a Nintedno Switch I hardly ever play on it since most of the games I want can play better on a pc or PS5 or Xbox console
@misty hearth The questions is do you spend 600 dollars on a small device or put that money on upgrading or building a new rig
Omg its morbius
Your movie sold 10 morbillion tickets
Is there an easy mode? I’m stuck at Godfrey
Can anyone invite me to the apex discord
nice name
I need a good anime to watch
No
I’m a marvel legend
I love the part when you said "It's morbin time!"
Violet evergarden
Anime is execrable
There’s a fan made attack on titan coming out that looks POG
Anyone can help me pointing out chapters of one piece? Its somewhere the beginning of Kaidou arc where something about geisha being introduced
Why is no one summoning me? I’ve put my summon down in the raya lucaria arena and it keeps saying “attempting to invade world”
try to use right item
Tarnished's Furled Finger is to leave summon sign
Furlcalling Finger Remedy you can see other players summon signs
or are you trying pvp duels or invading?
then maybe your lvl/weapon is too high to get invades
how its related to ER discord mods
woman
they are a myth
Anybody has a bandit's curved sword?
Im looking for some elden ring ps4 or ps5 friends dm me if ur intrested
Don’t exist
I do ps5
lets go got in the discord
Walked right into my trap
Make sure to drink water y’all
hey just wanted to ask if anyone wants to chat and play elden ring i dont have any friends that play elden ring so yeah if your cool with it send an add
Thoughts on ?mirais? executioners blade?
It’s good
my reaction to this information 🗿
weird i was with a girl name cynthia the other night!
no we were watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia
episode 7 Dn
i think it’s time to move on son.
she’s onto bigger and better things now
small peen man wouldn’t understand
I was doing pvp and I used the Radahn gravity spell thing to knock someone into a hole and I think thats the cooloest thing ive ever done
@zinc fog @mossy zephyr <3
@merry belfry <3
:D
I take it back ha gottem
frick you :((
hayo
wot
literally how. Tomioka nearly died to his descendant wtf.
What?
What class should I pick in ds3 ?
What is made of the same tissue of your cheeks?
Funny
I just stood up and hit the fattest boogie
I hit the dougie regularly
I hit the boogies and doobies regular
I might stop soon lol the time I reach 15 I'll turn into Arthur Morgan lungs
imagine being a zoomer
I didn’t stutter. He nearly died to akaza
Is there an equivalent to Stakes of Marika in earlier Dark Souls games?
no
you would go back to the last bonfire you rested at
i just killed varre im i hate my life
You walk down a dark hallway. You don't have a light and your footsteps echo. After feeling your way around a dark turn you hear a disembodied voice whisper from behind you.
"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella."
I think this girl in my class has a crush on me
oh god
just a friendly reminder that it's called pop, not soda
Tell that to my midwestern family
I'm midwestern and it's called pop
So.... dark souls 1 2 and 3 servers when?
Yeah my entire family says pop
the worst is the people that call every soda coke
Yeah
you're calling it soda.....
i say soda, yes
I live in Texas and I call it pop
Given the only pop that you can have in Texas is Dr Pepper because all the others are a sin against the lord
wasn't the term "soda water" and the soda fountain made before people started using "pop"?
:shrug:
I just call it pop
yall ever just get bored after a while?
bored rn
yes
im like 40 hours in and im like welp.....this new place is like the old one..
maybe im just whining ill stop
i have 115 hrs in elden ring atm. getting burnt out
very pretty though. lots of cool stuff to visit
250 hours in still having fun
is pvp still active on high level characters? i want to go into new game plus a few times, but don't want to lose online interaction because of my characters necessary high level
R u from Austin?
I'm level 400 something and I'm constantly invading
Im not
awesome thanks man
Lots of AFK farmers though, it seems like the more I leveled the more I see. Learn how to deal with them and it can be fun too.
nah military city homie
ahh damn, thanks for the heads up
I’m from Boerne
Yeah you should shoot for like 180 if you wanna invade. 150 takes too long to get in and the people at that level are unfun incarnate
I'm still having fun but I like to make the gank squads sweat
hehe
Oh yeah fs, I'm playing at 220 rn and it's a blast. Builds are non existant lmao
Op
then you blaspheme for denying the red elixir!
random question, been trying to look for a masterchef clip of a guy parading a coffee cake cause of the way he cooked and it didn't impress Gordon at all. Anyone know where it's from cause I remember it fondly and wanna see it happen again cause the way his goes from he will be impressed to um um is this what failure feels like is so priceless.
Mercy carries overwatch fr
the dark souls servers are down, all of them so dont worry, you havent been banned
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
any ETA about the dark souls servers ?
Will there be a room dedicated to bloodstains in belden bing (elden ring)?
Sounds like a bloodstain
No, unfortunately I cannot help 😦 Honestly this is my first time ever hearing about such a thing. I hope you find the solution you need.
dose anyone have extra nights calvary armor they could give me?
I went to try out the thymesia demo and it ended.... fml
Looked really hard but uh. Prob not gonna buy it
Im not in it.
Message the modmail bot.
whats the deal with the different colored names in this discord
All the colors of the rainbow 🌈
Well u could msg him here
Then what makes u think he will respond there
Nah I was trying to react but accidentally pressed reply
I’m sorry what?
Why were u banned
Yes
Uh
I didn’t need to know that
if malenias waterfowl dance got removed, how much easier would she be?
If you know how to counter it it’d basically be the same
nah. cant
i dodge it every like 5 tries with a sliver of my health remaining
cuz i barely know u nor the mods
Keep running away from her but when she jumps again that’s when you go under her
i gotta dodge in??? ur must be on something
U don’t dodge
no, i cant
no lmfao
some random named pissdaddy 💀 im so terrified
why dont u ask the mods urself
boo hoo mf, stfu
me either
Ok
bro shut up im tryna get off to malenia rn
So I contacted mods and Miyazaki about the server issue and they said it should be up tmrw
Yeah it’s happening to everyone rn
only if u give me he gawk 9001
Then cynthia will love me
sorry i have dementia
what do u want?
?
im so scared of piss daddy 69 😱
Yeah me too
Bro u can’t sleep with my gf
she gon be sayin how much she misses me after im done wit her
finna put it in long D style
gon have her screamin and creamin
Do you have a kid
L bozo
What happened
nga got double pumped by sugar
How did she die to that
mf died to sugar bro im not taking it serious
i could blow sugar powder in her face and she'd have a heart attack LMFAOOO
imagine.
no sht sherlock its already reality💀
could never be me tho
Piss why do u drink
he drinks piss?
imma sleep with her too
refer to me as daddy now, thats what ur mom calls me
step daddy idiot
🐝
stop being disobedient, son
what did he die from
how did ur father die
💀
nah im straight
He died from ligma
WhATs lIGmA
The dude i was talking with deleted all the messages 💀
Idk
💀
has anyone else seen the quantumTV elden ring review? someone's mad salty
Its been a while, that guy still relevant?, I mean he keeps complaining?
:underage: 13+ only :wink: check my profile then :underage:
can we ban this guy 😈
What
@cold cypress uhmmm spam?
🐢 Turtle+ only 😉 check my DOG then 🐢
Bad joke I know
What did you expected?
@nocturne crescent nice PFP...
You are a tiger M8
Lmfao. Some dude just tried to scam me on Facebook market place. I realized about halfway though and just started going along with it and wasting his time. He got so mad after a while. Good luck scamming a guy with a whole $2 in his account!
😳
Lmao
Nice explosive pfp btw
🤨
He banned
hey guys, i just wanted to ask what's your favourite game
Souls game or game
largest boss in the game?
||Between radagon, fire giant and Elden beast|| (spoilers)
1,World of warcraft
2, Dota 2
3, Elden
1.Disco Elysium
2.Dark souls 1
3.Sekiro
4.Death Stranding
5.Red dead redemption 2
Skyrim for sure
halo
will i get banned if i ask about bloodborne pc port?🧐
Maybe not
nah
hunt showdown, long dark, dont starve, witcher
Red Dead 2, Fortnite (in its prime)
check his info, he says write on modmail
few years ago i read about fortnite as pve game
sorry
i was surprised when it became a battle royale
but when it became br it was so good
@burnt dome when bloodborne pc port?👉 👈
I actually started playing Fortnite again because of the no-build mode
ye its pretty fun
1 reason why i was playing fort is zero lvl w/out building
whats FFX
understood
1+2?
dota 3
gabe invite me
No half life 3 tf3 dota 3 portal 3 left4dead3 and specially not ricochet 2
Volvo pls fix
behold
garrys mod 2
S&box
This server is administrated by Bandai Namco staff, so you're kind of barking up the wrong tree, we don't publish Bloodborne. 🙂
Sometimes I dream about cheese -male_01 hl2
we re in danger
Be careful the mods are looking..the dark ones
RDR is still alive? O.o
anyone here good at coordinate geometry and can quickly help me
i want to buy rdr but its blocked in my country
i am about singleplayer
Leme yell you some thing! The developers dont care about that game...no real content on it now...
They dont even have time for Gta soo yeah!!
is it rockstar? they are working on new gta part
anyway single player rdr is my goal, for online mode i have hunt sd
I bought rdr for singleplayer and i'm happy with it. not a big fan of multiplayer
Good choice I would say xD
huntsd s so funny, sometimes u camp 10-15min to stay alive, smt u finish match in 5-8 minutes
China?
russia
Russia((
sinji boy understands my pain
VPN
I LOVE 🇷🇺!
i do too but i dont think im gonna visit the winter palace anytime soon
there is a problem with steam and payment systems. (overpaying for game keys is not the best option)
its funny that foreign ppl visit winter palace, moscow and etc when i never visited it living in ru
thats because generally, you vpn toward russia because russian keys are cheaper
wait 3-4 years
thats normal, i havent seen half the dutch tourist things, grass is always greener in another country
thats funny
we have a very large country, some cities are bigger than countries. I would really like to visit the Urals and Siberia. but I live in a city on the Volga
ha, tatarstan?
my buddies who served in army says, that saratov is ochko dyavola
out of town yes. but we have beautiful fields. and the city center is nice in german style
fck Stolypin Avenue, all my homies remember Kirov Avenue
One day when i have traveling money and the political climate is... better
check kazan
beautiful city
oh wow starfield got delayed who could’ve seen that coming 🤓🤡
LMAO and after all that hype. it's gonna be like cyberpunk where it is hyped for years then sucks
Felt like they were trying to force the 11/11/22 release date anyway tbh
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who wanna call and play elden ring
There should be a suggestions channel for suggesting content for the game
So Elden Ring was my first souls-like/Fromsoft one. What should I play after I 100% ER? I already own SEKIRO and DS3 but I was wondering if I should pick up 1 or 2.
I guess I also have Bloodborne from PS5 Collection
you can play ds1 and then ds3
to understand the lore
I liked The Surge 2. It has limb-targeting as a mechanoc.
they are still off, but you can play on private servers on ds3
i would love playing elden ring, if it wasnt so trash
I know about private servers, but still want to have some clues, some news about servers, what took them so long, and if they are going to be shuted down forever
idk
agree
it probs need to totally redo the netcode on all the ds'ses, which is alot of effort. From software isn't known to do alot of after-sale effort.
i mean why would they announce something they are not going to do, just say servers not going come back since elden ring release, thats acceptable, but they are give some hope, and keep not updating news about servers for people who are waiting
thats not acceptable
i mean at least its fair
how is it fair?
not lying to the community
there's a community made mod that already fixed the rce exploit
then its still not fair that the servers are down just because they dont want to update
Play Diablo Immortal
now it surely not fair at all, to keep community ignorance
play ds3, dark souls 1 and 2 have a different style of gameplay, alot slower and clunkier
but to understand the lore he has to play 1 first
well, to understand DS lore you need to go through the wiki anyway, i wouldnt say that you miss THAT much
i think there is tons of lore vids on youtube
L?
Yeah that’s what I said
im sure it means something but sure
Obvs
do i need to ask what?
Nah u can definitely figure it out
sure, if i bothered to, but stay obtuse
L
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side


just finished my caaspp state testing 💀 That sound still haunts me
anyone playing on MAC? (boosteroid)
look for boosteoid . com is a cloud gaming platform
its not the best but it works
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
that's cool! will check them out.
👍
?
what can i play metal gear rising on?
it's on steam for 30 dollars
Its also on ps now i think
Does anyone know how I'd be able to help someone do golden godfrey when I finished the game?
Message #community-help
You cant
I wonder if one of the reasons for Starfield to postpone is because of Elden Ring's success this year
Have they released any gameplay or anything to show off starfield at all?
ha game
Now that I think of it... no lmao
I kinda hope they get release this year so that they can help me scratch that open world itch after Elden Ring
They probably delayed it to avoid releasing no mans sky 2 or to actually start working on the project
anyone know how often DS3 goes on sale on steam?
They usually do a big gameplay showcase a few months before release
Anyone know if futurepress is doing an ER book?
More likely because microsoft have some kind of standard to set, meanwhile everyone expects bugthesda to be fixed with mods
Best bet will be steam seasonal sales, which is pretty close since summer one is in June 13 or something.
Angry birds taught me so many valuable
lessons. Fat people are more destructive than
skinny people, small children are large enough
in number that it's fine to sacrifice a few, the
best way to destroy a building is a suicide
bomber, etc.
also that its ok to use a fetus as a weapon
that's deep
Says a lot
r/im14andthisisdeep
:smiley: only 13+ is allowed in here :smirk: in my bio :white_check_mark:
How's demon souls.....elden ring being my first game
I wanna try it...but don't know
the remake or the original?
@tawny vigil It's entirely true
If you have a problem with my beliefs, which, shouldn't have been a discussion in the first place, then block me and be done with it, @tawny vigil
i have no problem i too am a 'movie watcher'
anyone know any souls type games on steam other than dark souls
3d only or is 2d ok?
either
uhhh
sekiro isn't super souls like but it's more so than people say it is tbh (it's also just great in any case)
code vein
hollow knight
unsighted
uhhh
nioh?
blasphemous
and uh
someone demade bloodborne with ps1 graphics and put in on itch.io i think (and it's great)
Hollow Knight for sure
ok thank you ill check some out
Code vein more like
Refunded after an hour
whats wrong with code vein?
anime 🤮
nothing im just being silly
anime is considered a mental illness in DSM-V
I need help with geometry
demon souls was meh my first time playing it was the remake an i wasnt too impressed ds1 has more going on. i think its better for nostalgia if ppl grew up with it
i need help. My elden ring screen is white and it doesn't let me play what do i do?
i paid 70$
@vivid quarry I messed up the some wording with my stream and now there is a 5 hour cool down can you help me?
Is there any sekiro discord group?
Anyone have a sacvangers curved sword
having more fun creating characters than actually playing the game... lol
Probably. Just can't post links here as its against the rules. I think its the first thing that pops up on google tho
me
thank you, will try to search it.
i grated a garlic clove into my instant ramen and my mouth has been smelling of garlic for the last 6 hours with unending thirst
i cant sleep too
If u have stuff like msi afterburner for benchmark in ur background close it
It happened to me when i had afterburner open in the background, idk u
sekiro lowkey best souls game hands down not some old goofy ahh blood game
agree haha
yeah its the hardest too
I have reached maximum vitality plus NG 10+, it is hard when u play first time, it is a deflect game i guess, dodge is not useful in sekiro
skills in sekiro are very unique
Anyone here playing Salt and Sacrifice?(new 2D souls like that just released, sequel to salt and sanctuary). I’m trying to see if there’s an official discord
whats max vitality you mean softcap? I have 75
Isnt vitality health?? No way you only got 20 @cloud zinc
Yeah the health is maximum 20, but the damage u can get up to 99
can the mods please remove the timeout for messages its really annoying or can you atleast lower it
#free_splatman2022
I didnt find sekiro too hard
Isshin was the only boss i kinda struggled with, other bosses r fair
kendrick album
bad
idk whats harder melania, me, or this new kendrick album
Can someone share setting for low-end laptop? After update only got 15-20fps in caleid a leyndell. My laptop using ryzen5 5500u and 8gb ram.
gpu? also by then just put everything to low
Vega 8. Yup I set all low. :(
daddy droped
damn
i finshed disc 1, pretty fire so far,
im half way through disc 1
I'm on Count Me Out
so far bretty good
We Cry Together was great
Sad, before the last patch my laptop can running it smoothly.
sadly you're gonna need mods that just melt the game if you wanan get anything better
Which mod u recomend?
since vega 8 wasn't designed with bgi gaming in mind
idk
but only modding the game will make it so you can have like some eye melting cheese
like u heard of low spec gamer? you might have to see if he's done a video on elden ring to help you
thing is even people with higher end gpus are still having problems the game isn't the best port to PC
I thought so...lemme check that channel first.
i don't think sekiro is particularly hard but it's definitely a lot harder to cheese
beth gibbons kendrick lamar
kendrick fell off
😃
I need the help of a moderator but, MODmail doesn't work. Am i the only one?
No you’re just a guy, worked for me
I’m lying 💀 I am In the same boat
That's sad, i can't even contact directly a mod💀
Dm me
Difficulty scaling stops at ng+7
None of the souls games are hard. People say they are hard because they aren’t used to a boss being on top of them 24/7
Sekiro forces you to parry or guard counter to maximize the posture break so you can get a critical hit on enemies instead of spamming attacks. Elden ring has some of that aspect into the game. Sure you can parry an enemy but not every enemy requires one parry to posture break them. For example radagon requires 3 parries in order to posture break him
lol
I’ve just played too much souls games to know how they work
i feel u
my highest dmg is 2
Hi, can someone share discord for Demon’s Soul please. Thank you.
anyone have a cracked download of elden ring
You fr?
yeah
Twitch deletes vods after a certain time if I'm not mistaken
Check to see if they have a YouTube VOD channel, alot of streamers will archive their streams on YouTube on the side
the thing about cheeses in sekiro is that they’ll have you jumping off a guys head for like 15 minutes straight
and then if you mess up once you gotta restart
like at that point you might as well just do it normally because it would probably take less time to beat the guy for real
Can you hire hookers in Elden ring?
Yeah
go into the round table hold and find this woman on a bed, but you might contract somthing
I will now tell you all victoria's secret
7 months monday after eachother
elven months of autumn but everyday full moon
if youre finally awake you can never go back to sleep
if youre finally hit then youre hit
I cant look away
If youre locked up
you cant even look away with your eyes closed
so many darkness in the light
and everyone enjoys because theyre in the chest
i dont know what to say i dont know what i need to do
the only thing I know is we cant go back to the past
undecided I stay undecided
im so high rn
@junior spire
Thanks bro. Can't wait.
@low elk
Oh ffs, fix your stupid mod mail bot then
Corrupted monk makes me want to tear my face off
do it
cant you cheese them or something i remember
2pac?
Drop the elden bling
What's y'all Florida man horoscope, mine is naked drunk man sets house aflame
Bethesda and Xbox delayed Starfield to 2023 out of its November 2022 release.
Hope it’s for a good reason
Cause ngl a complete and good game that takes longer to release > a mediocre incomplete game that is released sooner
I need help when I load up my pc it says asus in search of incredible I don’t know what to do
does anyone know what the discord party mode prize is if you get all the achivments
any streamer here to help me set up livesplit? i can't make it pause on the loading screens
For those of y’all that clean your microfiber screen to get smudges and dust off
Monitor with microfiber*
How do you get dust out the cloth ?
Blow it out with air..
elden balls
good question
id say prob an axe bc hes a descendant of godfrey
lemme see
id say either crescent, godricks, duelists, or just godfreys
np
crescent/ duelists
Can anyone drop runes
elden ring but there no equipable rings says enough
Rya best girl
anyone wanna join a VC dm me
No
alright then, carry on
I met the legendary 'Let me solo her'. I'm humbled.
You met
I know him
anyone on aus servers willign to help me with godskin noble volcanoe manor?
miquel is a child
Hey Hunger Games, I'm still full!!
Mohg is a magician. He says “underage? No, no. Look at him. He’s clearly 90.” having turned Miquella into a morgott lookalike
so ive seen people send pics of their builds in the pvp server, i dont see the option to upload a file anywhere. can anyone help me
You can just attach an image to your message. On phone it's the plus or > button on the left side
its missing for me, only on the EldenRing server too
mogh is a libertarian confirmed
Mohg is a tomboy.
My little brother is 16 and he’s finally getting to the age where he can pack on some serious muscle, I’ve started paying for his gym membership so my little brother can double as my workout buddy and we can become GREEK GODS
A long time goal of mine has been to raise my little brother up from a lilbich up into being a GigaChad, and I’m finally starting to succeed in that goal
If someone got a skill of eternal youth, then it is not a pedrophile move.
🤨📸
🤨
any tips on what should I eat or whic products should I use? I started working out cuz I want to go from lilbich to Greek god :(
Eating plenty of high quality grassfed non-processed protein, limited sugar & carbs, and healthy fats, you’ll be a Greek god in no time king
Fellas, have you ever seen a bananananananananana slug? bet you haven't
why is the game thats rated M have a rated T discord lol
can't cuss like I'm back in middle school
can anyone give me hand with the draconic tree sentinel
Banana slugs are all around where I live, I see at least 1 a day
I’ve started weight lifting for almost a year, and seen some good progress.
What I’ve found to be really useful is to devour anything in your way, 2 scoops of 24g whey protein, 3-5 grams of creatine and a lot of water throughout the day.
But it’s important to have a balanced diet because a lot of protein at any given time just means a long and horrible time in the toilet.
yo is anyone game crashing after they beat Radagon of the golden orders first phase ???
😟
Not for me but I can’t bring any npc back to life anymore
😠
Weird question, what would you call it medically if you pulled on your thumb hard enough to get it to pop, but it also crackled and started to feel sprained
Did I just tear my damn thumb away from my body, or is it just a sprain?
ouch
Could he Tendonitis, where the muscle has been inflamed with pain and swelling.
I had this with my elbow when doing push-ups.
The weird thing is for a little while after my hand went cold
this games pvp gives me so much dopeamine and so much rage at the same time
Oh.
Go see your GP 😂
It seems fine now, I put it in a homemade splint, what does the cold mean?
@ornate rapids it doesn’t feel tender to the touch, my hand has since warmed up, and I can still move it, albeit with a little pain. Seems to be sprain or minor fracture, I can’t really tell lol
Also no numbness in the hand, that’s a good sign I guess
Probably a sprain, you pulled your muscle too hard and it caused it to swell.
balls
BTW @signal maple , I love your profile pic
I'm a big fan of the show and I'm still waiting on the next season
There will be a movie
But no release date 💔
Oooh, I have something more to look forward to now. That is unfortunate to hear that they don't have a release date, but that means they don't have an arbitrary deadline and can take their time to make it look as good as possible
Yup yup i think they will release the movie after Bleach
They share the same Studio
I just hope they don't take as much time as it took for blue exorcist season 2 to come out
Hope so 🙏🏻
hey anyone have any tips on working out at 14 and chubby
Likely after Bleach yeah.
We've been waiting almost decade for Bleach to come back, so they probably wanna focus on Bleach due to the hype it's generating as a result of that.
Lol im growing old waiting for bleach 🤣
Only gotta wait till October, brother.
and im dead for gta 6 XD
See u after 6 years
They'll never release GTA6 while people are living their lives on GTA5
yep
hey have u watched black clover to the end?
Yup
im like around when they finished training at the volcano cave for the devil fight
But i dont read the manga , dont spoiler 🌞
btw op 10 is fire
What dose op means 👀
opening
OP is short for Operation
I always skip the op 😂🤣
Forgive me guys my English not that much i hope u Understand
look up "black catcher" on yt watch it its amazing
Oh that op was amazing
yea!
But for me the last arc op was so Great 🔥
havent seen it since i havent gotten there
i will get the name give me a sec
its called Grandeur listen to it
yuno becomes wizard king wtf
Lmao
asta looks more buff
no spoiles btw yuno becoming wizard king is enoughs spoils XD
im mid watching it at the moment
yep i will
Bruh Strive discords are the worst lol
Pretty sure it stands for "optoelectronics".
I'm at a sleepover and I've been watching ice age for 13 hours now, please help me
questionable
Kill your captors and make your escape. Also I thought you said “I’m hungover and have been watching ice age for 13 hours” which was marginally funnier
You should be thankful that any woman wants to deliver anything to you
Oh you did not just call her "generic woman 1"
I just got here and I'm already personally offended
Ofc means you killed her torrent, if I’m not mistaken
this server should add some stickers
Imagine they fixed Ds1-3 servers
how do i get maidens
who else has all Elden ring achievements
I decided to get a tattoo of the elden ring logo
Idk where I should get it though. My neck chest or arm.
should get it on the right half of your chest because reasons :^)
Maybe in the year 2245
dont
you will regret it trust me. No matter how much you like the game rn
The game means more to me than how much I like it rn tho
just be aware that you can never get it fully removed.
its your choice tho so do what you want!
test
any reason why you cant react to posts?
Go outside and touch grass is the first step
Jesus Christ if you like the game so much you want a tattoo of it you probably live in a basement with Cheeto dust stains :/
But yeah do what you want
i love you all:3
imagine you could get every nomadic merchant set
i would like to have kale his and the black one hahha
anyone know if titanfall 2 servers are still active?
not active as in like working, active as in people still play on them
Important to note guys, there’s a new user/bot messaging people with a link that looks like their steam profile, saying something bad’s going on. It actually leads to a phishing site.
User name is @ Atomkaz
can you dm me a screenshot
That’s what we all wanna know 😔
dlss when
any Eurovision enjoyers?
No
The only thing I enjoyed today was weed and alcohol
Sounds like quite the existence
Both at the same time? That's too powerful
Haha I just wasted 2 hours trying to get a girl and she rejected me
Time to get a gym membership and become a Greek god
Does anyone play elden ring?
never heard of it
Alcoholism is in my genes, the weed gave quite a hit but I have a strong head
Nah game is boring
Occasionally
im about to go pick up bud and play elden ring
I play transformers revenge of the fallen
that game was honestly so much fun back in the day
All about the transformers decepticons Ds game
Is that you in your pfp?
Hot take: Mallenia looking way too fine in her second phase
No, it's a disabled midget with a speaking condition
Oh good
I to enjoy disabled and horribly mutilated women
My man is down horrendous
Nah yall trippin
You’re down treacherous
You know you’re down bad if phase 2 melenia boutta make you act up 🤨📸
nah man she built like a fine amazonian woman, all strong and defined
With her skin rotting off and multiple missing limbs.
Idk man horah loux got me going
Oh and she has no hooch or booty hole
Honestly though, when he ripped apart everything and his big strong muslces were out, his ferocity and passion becoming overwhelming. Just so manly and i wish i couldve gotten a more up close and personal look
but everytime i would try and get close with him he would just mortal kombat me
And he gives good hugs : )
I remember fighting Morgott for 4 hours
Just like my ex husband, MMA slams and all
Dawg 💀
we not talking about fighting 🤣
Oh lord
He was distracted, he's obviously got a thing for older men
We’re talking about doing the dirty with fictional characters, god we need some maidens
I'd prefer a big, burly man. Preferably covered in red and preferably one that wiped out the giants
I like my steak like I like my men. Bloody.
Same tho I'd also accept radahn or blaidd
Same, but raw
Radahn is big and strong but i feel like he'd be a bottom.
Blaidd is a furry
To anyone who fantasies about Blaidd: 🤨📸