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shell hare
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ah, didnt know there was a 3rd Owl lol

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i think im getting the names confused

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I beat both Owl on the rooftop, and Owl in the burning ashina castle

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ohh okay, that makes sense

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thanks

raw night
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The Glock Saint

shell hare
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the skin you get from beating the game is sick

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yeah that's even better lmao

untold adder
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the real prize was the challenge ig lol

lean parcel
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Why does cyberpunk let you choose your private parts? I was not expecting to see that stuff in this game

worn yew
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Will Gamestop sell Elden Ring copies early? At least the prior day?

pine steppe
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currently farming funny and hilarious sen and scrap iron so i can get golden vortex in sekiro

safe parrot
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Anyone able to help me with the demon princes? They’re kicking my ass rn

pine steppe
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what you play on?

safe parrot
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PS5

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/PS4

cinder magnet
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psa redo of healer isn't that good. poor story telling.

lusty junco
lean parcel
lusty junco
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Probably just a modification rp thing where you can alter your body with mods in the game world.

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V now showers in his/her underwear now. They eventually censored it in game because Karens were whining

smoky sand
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The online seller I go through for my edibles is really nice for some reason

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They sent me 2 50mg edibles just for free and that sounds like the perfect dose to time travel

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I wonder if this is because they are all potheads, and as such just want to have a good time, or somehow I've gained a fairy godmother, but for weed

cinder magnet
fluid void
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I finally beat DS3 and the DLCs the other day and I feel so accomplished. ||Sister Friede|| was a pain!

drowsy smelt
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4 days left 😍

vivid root
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2 days and 23 hrs for me

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for everyone actually ryt?

rare horizon
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Me too

pine steppe
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so idk what minibosses im missing besides the other big fat “drunkards” the glutton guy and the red guard one

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if i kill both of them i can get up to 17 vit

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but idk where the rest of the prayer beads are, might just watch a yt vid and see if i passed any before i go fight isshin

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or wait, can i get more prayer beads in ng+

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jeez i missed quite a bit of beads

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cant get one of them though until i do ng+

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actually 3 of them

lean parcel
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@lusty junco ohh thanks for the answers

mental sun
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mods pl adele the

daring bluff
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Are we allowed to link discord servers and subreddits that are Elden Ring related? Or does it count as advertising

lean parcel
pine steppe
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ah yes considerate of a 6year old game ☠️ dont think there is anything to spoil of it

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im literally missing 3 beads to reach max vitality this is painful

limber quarry
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What is max vitality anyway

pine steppe
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actually make that 2

pine steppe
tidal mirage
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You can buy them from the little shrine by the immortal bro

limber quarry
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how many necklaces is that

tidal mirage
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10 necklaces right

pine steppe
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i am currently trying to figure out which i missed

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yeah i cant get the last 2 until i do a ng+

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i need the ones in the second memory

tidal mirage
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Sifu is a cool game

pine steppe
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based

tidal mirage
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I would have to agree

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I only got the one ending then looked up how to do the other ones tbf

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Can’t even remember what they’re called

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The one where kuro dies I guess

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I must’ve done immortal severance I guess. Whatever is kill genichiro then just use one item

pine steppe
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immortal severance is the basic one

tidal mirage
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The ending I got is the one you’d probably guess. Whatever that is

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I totally found nameless king without being told how though

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And honestly that was rad

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Yeah it’s the dragons tears

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Right

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I did get both of the serpent hearts though just didn’t have a clue what to do with it

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And I was probably holding that rice for a rainy day

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Also on my first play through I left Kotaro sitting at that tree. I bet a lot of people did

pine steppe
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yeah well atleast the dragon tears are needed for 3 endings

tidal mirage
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By making the monkey dance? Yes

pine steppe
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if you are fast enough you can grapple up, drop, regrapple and run in

tidal mirage
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I’ve seen Mitchriz do that but as far as I know that’s not actually possible

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That’s kinda rad

pine steppe
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i gotta farm 10 more treasure carp scales

tidal mirage
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How do you plan on farming them

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The guy that asks for water? And then you bring him water? What does that do??

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Very confusing part of the game to me

pine steppe
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by going to kill treasure carps?

tidal mirage
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Hmmm

pine steppe
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wym how am i gonna farm them

tidal mirage
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And then becomes hostile?

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Yep definitely never went back to check on him I guess. Which is weird because I know a lot of things are like “my state will change when you rest or otherwise leave”

pine steppe
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7 more

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3 more treasure carp scales and im set

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dude fix this stupid f**king bot

ivory musk
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Why?

pine steppe
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not gonna retype what i said either, and i had more to add smh

pine steppe
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its stupid

ivory musk
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Unfortunate, but probably there to prevent spam

pine steppe
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sorry but 3 emojis isnt spam, especially when they are throughout the message

ivory musk
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I didn't say I personally thought 3 emotes were spam, but it's probably put there so it flags any message with more than X amount of emotes to be taken down

pine steppe
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it doesnt flag anything, it auto deletes it ☠️

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alright geez got isshin down to 1/3 of hp in his final phase, wouldve been dead if the game actually let me redirect lightning the first 2 times

pine steppe
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yes i did it FINALLY

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dont talk to me i do not like you 💪🏻

lean parcel
pine steppe
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?? im not offended?? what in the hell are you talking about kid ☠️

ivory musk
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🤔

wise breach
wraith cloak
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So I went to costco to buy a bunch of gallon jugs of water and they have $250 1440p 160hz 32 inch monitors.

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so now I have 8 gallons of water and a new monitor

wise breach
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Is your sink extremely far away? Or is that for peeing purposes...

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Or are you prepping for abocalypse

limber quarry
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Maybe there's alien minerals or raw oil in the tap water

wise breach
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Anyone else ever drink a cup of water and find a literal entire Galadriel-length wig in the water? Then lots of the hair gets stuck in your throat because you didn't notice it was there

wraith cloak
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I have a foot and a half of hair and have since I was 14 so eating hair is a daily event

wise breach
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I didn't say it happened to me, I was just curious if it happened to anyone else

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But it has happened several times

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To me

pine steppe
wraith cloak
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I literally just tie my hair back and lop off an inch of split ends twice a year

pine steppe
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lol

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so whats everyone up too

wraith cloak
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going from the shock of replacing a 10 year old acer piece of crap with something 33% bigger

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It looks like one of those games I'll enjoy watching more than playing

pine steppe
limber quarry
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no

pine steppe
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2 skill levels until i can get mid air combat arts, and then i can move to a way better sen farm

wraith cloak
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all the talking and Aloy being unable to explain what a computer is

pine steppe
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idk HFW just looks dumb and pointless imo

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im sure some people find it fun but its just not for me

lean parcel
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im just

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siting here

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gaming

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true

pine steppe
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ah yes senpou temple farm time

lean parcel
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russian gamer

pine steppe
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bout to be loaded on sen 💪🏻💪🏻

lean parcel
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what does your name mean

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i dont speak russian

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sorry

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i amn't

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oh i see

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very cool

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i want to replay dark souls

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but i open the game and i just

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get immediatelly bored

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just from the title screen

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im assuming im burnt out of those games

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but if it happens when i open elden ring?

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😔

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im reffering to the entire souls series

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true

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understandable

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elden ring

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ohh the elden ring

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smellden cringe

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or play kings field 😎

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kings field is based

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man i loved ancient city

pine steppe
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get a playstation and play bloodborne aka best game ever

lean parcel
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bloodborne is boring

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ngl

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i played i think kings field 2

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i couldnt get 3 in english

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and 1 was only japanese

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nope

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but oh well

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it doesnt look that different from 2 anyway

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i also tried playing shadow tower

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but it was just

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too much

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haha

pine steppe
lean parcel
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dude ive been wanting to smoke weed and play kings field 4

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it would be a really cool experience

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i remember i did it with ds3

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and it was just fuggin amazing

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like it was super realistic ds3

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like i felt i was playing ds3 on demons souls remake engine

pine steppe
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try weed and cod 😏😏 instant god

lean parcel
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ive never done lsd

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im looking foward to one day

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i can imagine

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or perhaps

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i doubt i could even imagine it

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😏

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funni elden ring reference

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i had a friend who took

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like 3 lsds at once and smoked like 4 blunts

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he remembers eating dirt

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what a dumbass

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he said it was the worst trip ever and traumatizing even

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he is experienced

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more than me

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but he was having a rough time in life

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and rough times usually leads you down bad roads

pine steppe
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imma farm up to around 30 akos sugar and probably start a ng+ but i might go get akos spiritfall

lean parcel
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i know

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i tell him that he needs to be careful

random blade
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Wow

lean parcel
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honestly id like to have a bad trip

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idk

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i find it fun to have nightmares and sleep paralisys

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lol

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i hope

random blade
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It’s not worth the grind

lean parcel
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idk

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its like

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nothing irl scares me

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like horror games are boring

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movies too

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so then i go to sleep and im like

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help

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i know what it feels like to be insane

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well not

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insanity itself but

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i have spent my days tied up to a bed and drugged up in an insane asylum

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long story

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oof man

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nope

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tell me about it

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that sounds crazy

pine steppe
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alright got akos spiritfall

lean parcel
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is ako the damage one?

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i use the one that reduces health and gives damage, id say get that one.

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anyway

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who helped you re learn all that?

pine steppe
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i was about to go get yashariku’s spiritfall lol

lean parcel
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what the hell thats such a long time

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well yeah i wouldnt want that

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it seems like a huge waste of time

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the only benefit is now you can replay dark souls pog

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sorry

pine steppe
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bout to pray i can get it a without killing the spirit headless

lean parcel
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i am bound to go insane anyways

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my family has a long long history of dementia

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my great grandma had it, my grandma had it, my mom is showing some slight signs

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oof

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im more worried about my friends

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not a nice family

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yeah

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im mostly good

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been doing great actualy

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but as one does have their days

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that you are just randomly depressed for no reason

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wich is dumb

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yea

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but its still annoying

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i become more sensitive like

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something id usually laugh about or something now tears me up

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but i just breathe deep and be like

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ill be better when i wake up tomorrow

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and i am

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its simply the brain being stupid

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you know that meme

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of the skeleton

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taking his brain out of his skull and saying to the brain

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"shut"

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let me see if i can find it

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found it and posted it on memes

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i just read your status

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you a fighter?

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damn

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i wouldnt want to mess with you

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have you participated in tournaments

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most importantly do you do fist weapon builds on the souls games lol

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what do you usually use on the games

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makes sense i guess

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i usually go with big heavy weapons or magic

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usually great axes

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i have a drawing of my dark souls 3 character

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hold on ill post it

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damn discord makes the image quality so crusty i hate it

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haha thanks

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the artist is my brother's girlfriend

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she gave it to me as a birthday gift

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she doesnt have social medias yet but she says shes gonna get some set up soon

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i cant relate

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my ex gf was an artist too

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she was kind of a lunatic though

odd egret
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Why is it that Nier Automata looks better at 1080p than 1440p?

lean parcel
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after i broke up with her i just started dating men

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i was never good with women anyway

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if you cant get a girl then be the girl is what they say lol

pine steppe
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alright got the other spirit fall

lean parcel
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ok where it fell to?

pine steppe
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blocked

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bad joke

lean parcel
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ok smelly

craggy pewter
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is pc gonna have multiplayer launch day

lean parcel
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bruh

versed lagoon
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Bruh

bold cave
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offer still stands :3

lean parcel
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kinda cringe

bold cave
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rude

lean parcel
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cringe

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monki 🐒

pine steppe
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whats going in

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on

limber quarry
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cringe

craggy pewter
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fr

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I got one

lean parcel
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i said it was cringe

craggy pewter
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@ her

lean parcel
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and she dmd me saying shes crying

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lol

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🐒

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monki

craggy pewter
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im jk

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i dont have a kley

heavy locust
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can u dm me a screenshot of what shes saying

lean parcel
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im unironcally not eating for a week so i can buy elden ring

lean parcel
heavy locust
lean parcel
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ok where do you want me to post the screenshot?

heavy locust
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dms

lean parcel
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🐒

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gaming

heavy locust
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gaming

lean parcel
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Mods at work, love to see it

pine steppe
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why was i pinged

lean parcel
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i replied to your question but a moderator deleted it

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apparently they dont like incidents being discussed

pine steppe
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bruh what

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☠️

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that’s so dumb

lean parcel
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if you want i can tell you in dms so it doesnt get deleted

pine steppe
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yeah dms

blissful parcel
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just pre ordered

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🙂

heavy locust
lean parcel
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okay

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@pine steppe i cant dm you if you dont add me

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what just happened

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🐒🐒🐒

raw night
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Saw an elden ring ad at the gym

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Needless to say I pumped Iron

limber quarry
raw night
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It was mind blowing

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You couldn't tell me as a kid I'd be seeing game ads outside of a game store

pine steppe
burnt drum
pine steppe
lean parcel
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i am crying

vivid quarry
burnt drum
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Oh no

pine steppe
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monke

lean parcel
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i like monki?

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🐒

burnt drum
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They is probably high

lean parcel
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monki

pine steppe
lean parcel
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🐵

vivid quarry
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From #rules :
**9. Ensure your messages are of good quality.
**This means staying on-topic to the channel you are in and avoiding overused jokes or memes. Any of the following post types are unacceptable: spam, reaction spam, meme-dumps, reposts, ASCII art, single letter or emoji messages, emoji spam, etc.

lean parcel
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pog got it

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no monki

vivid quarry
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Thanks

pine steppe
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damn ian pulled the rule 9 out on you

lean parcel
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😔

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no bueno

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imma pull the rule 9mm on you

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im joking

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its a joke

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i do not own guns

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Pew pew

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i am fnaf freddy

pine steppe
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playthrough 2 of sekiro time

stark crane
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@heavy locust check dms

summer arrow
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3 sleeps

raw night
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Bruh

heavy locust
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?warn 906017597017960509 nsfw

green drumBOT
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dynoSuccess Sgt_Szechuan137#6393 has been warned. || nsfw

lean parcel
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Naughty naughty

uneven junco
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awe

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well it was funny i suppose

chrome dove
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I hope we can customize torrent so I can have a normal horse, I’d love to make cavalry builds and stuff. And just regular horses would look cool.

lean parcel
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"This means staying on-topic to the channel you are in.."
in an off-topic channel.

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@chrome dove We'll probably have mods for it.

chrome dove
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Maybe but that would be less preferable to just haveing it and I see not reason not too

unreal spade
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2 days to go!!

lean parcel
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im gaming

pine steppe
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nah its fromsoft, they wont support mods

unreal spade
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Yeah who wants mods anyway mods in my book is cheating even if it's just aesthetically

mild copper
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Will elden ring be well optimized on PC?

lean parcel
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Off-topic: Russia sends troops into Eastern Ukraine, US to add sanctions tomorrow

mild copper
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It doesn't run well??

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🤚 melina

proud zephyr
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Oh

mild copper
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@proud zephyr my bad this gagootz was being sarcastic

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So I returned it

lean parcel
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technically if those two “people’s republics” get international recognition then it’s no longer Ukraine

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Equally bad

left hamlet
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mods are life

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nexusmods is a gift from a higher power, it has to be

proud zephyr
left hamlet
proud zephyr
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Skyrim sexy mods

lean parcel
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yeah both, it’s a pretext for invasion

left hamlet
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ah u right

unreal spade
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Cheating isn't just gaining the advantage its implementing illegal (not part of the original coding) data.

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So to me even aesthetics not made by the legit team is cheating.

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That's my perspective

sage mesa
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I tried to tell them that for months, i got an explanation on why that i can agree to, i can give it to ya

unreal spade
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What the definition is and what my opinion is are two different things... Lol there's plenty of words people perceive above its recorded definition.. God didn't create definitions, man did.

sage mesa
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Honestly, it's not about protecting the sensibilities of people under 16, it's more about building a community that doesn't assume that you have to use naughty words to be mature.

The darkness and disturbing tone in FromSoft games doesn't come from flinging around swears like you're in a GTA. It comes from the horror of the world. - Izmar

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Took me way longer than it should have

sage mesa
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Like am genuinely curious

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Yeah i figured

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I still want to know

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Free speech bro

unreal spade
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No the fact it was clearly an opinion from the start was apparent. Not my fault you can't read

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Dude just stop it I have my opinion that's a fact.

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Accept it or move on.

sage mesa
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Idk what y'all are talking about but one thing i know

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If it can be objective

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Than the "my opinion" argument cannot work

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Except if it's subjective

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Obviously

unreal spade
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Yeah accept my opinion or move onto something else

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Dude stop being antagonistic

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I can tell you're just a troll

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Ima block you if you carry on

sage mesa
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And it doesn't look like it, but am having a blast here

unreal spade
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Bye

left hamlet
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you guys need to duke it out in a backyard

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ill be the referee

sage mesa
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I might start to only speak in this chat honestly, i was probably one if not the most active member in the server but i took a break and apparently. This server just went on a lose streak in terms of decision making in my case

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Plus

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Wild sh*t always happens here for some wack reason

left hamlet
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i cracked up

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good one

sage mesa
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Man

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Maybe one month ago this server peaked

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Cool members

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No slow mode in general

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Good staff

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And i don't count those

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Community manager

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Bro idfk

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I'm gone for like

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2 days

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And stuff like that happens

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From all the members i've talked to

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I would have never guessed those ones would have been mod here

lean parcel
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@finite lake Mods have always been sensitive in every Discord server.

worldly ether
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First time he had a bad experience with a customer service rep

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The man didn’t know his own companies policies

sage mesa
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If you discard community managers and one mod

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The rest are more collected

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Like the community managers were always bad ya know i won't act as if it they weren't anymore, but they didn't talk

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And that was great

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Now

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We got like 11 of those

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Fr

unreal spade
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Can't wait for Friday I just finished horizon Forbidden West

sage mesa
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Wowowowowow

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JUST???

sage mesa
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That's what am sayin

cobalt fractal
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Gawd damnn😭😭

lean parcel
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I'm still in ||no mans land||

unreal spade
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I did 98% of optional things

sage mesa
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Nah that ain't an opinion, that's having waaaay too much free time dawg

lean parcel
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You must have stayed awake since release to now

sage mesa
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I'm telling y'all

cobalt fractal
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Bro gon be done n platted when I beat the 2nd boss

unreal spade
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Nah I got work off for 3 weeks actually

sage mesa
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0 hours of sleep

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O b*tches

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100 hours on er

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Sigma male

lean parcel
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Are you grumpy about when you got muted

sage mesa
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C'mon bro, don't tell me any one of us getting b*tches when er launches

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Bro, they already talking to me in dms, am all good

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Honestly, i understand them

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Timezones idk

lean parcel
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@finite lake You on the side of Ukraine or Russia?

sage mesa
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That explains everything

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How's snow

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🤡

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Jokes on me tho

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I live in Canada

lean parcel
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@finite lake No longer in Russia?

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@finite lake How do you feel about Chechnyan leader? Ramzan Kadirov(?) Don't like him a bit.

unreal spade
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Anyone getting babylons fall?

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I'm two minded about it

small swift
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What we hitting tomorrow? Chest or legs?

lean parcel
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@unreal spade Early previews says it's trash.

unreal spade
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Reviewers said no man's sky was trash when it released... I enjoyed it day 1 and have loved playing as the game evolved.. Some reviews even gave certain Anime games a bad reviews cuz "the trees don't look real enough" lol its ANIME.... Point is... Judge on your own experience not others.

graceful pond
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Not gonna lie no mans sky was crazy addicting for awhile and I spent hours playin it

unreal spade
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Same sorrick dude I spent 1000's of hours exploring and building.

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Sorrick you on ps5 buddy?

graceful pond
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Nah im on pc, i played no mans sky on ps4 for like 1k hours it was hella addicting

blissful parcel
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There isn’t that much content though lol

graceful pond
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I just found the exploration part of it super relaxing and cozy, gettin stoned and traveling to different planets finding cool sht and talkin to aliens was just a blast

spice fractal
small swift
graceful pond
small swift
graceful pond
cold hedge
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Goku is epic poggers lmao lol 100

lean parcel
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before i pre order tonight, am i able to pre load on ps5 once its purchased?

unreal spade
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There is tons of content in nms it just depends on how you perceive it. I loved doing coop missions.. Finding the perfect planet, finding every glitched planet and building... Building alone can take you 1000+ hours

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And ship hunting can take a while... Took me a week or 2 to get my living ship.

frozen vale
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If i have i3 8100 gtx 1050 16gb ram can i run elden ring at all low settings except 100%res at 50 fps or more connstantly?

lean parcel
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This is if I’m not mistaken

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Dang

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Sorry man

unreal breach
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wdym original

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the subreddit one?

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just go on r/eldenring subreddit and look at their discord link, can't send invites here

crimson spoke
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Ya know when you been waiting for something for so long and feels like an eternity the closer it gets

ionic flint
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Sorry ladies I will not avaliable Friday the 25th February 2022

midnight river
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the trick is not to wait for it, just keep it in the back of your mind

pearl flame
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I'm kinda getting past it by sleeping REALLY late/early at like 2:00 am and waking up around noon or later

fluid spire
fluid spire
ionic flint
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Fr

lean parcel
fluid spire
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I am so lucky I don't work neither friday or monday

#

I'm gonna burn my damn PC hahahahaha

#

I just knew about the game a week ago, and I can't wait, I can't imagine y'all who have been waiting for years

ionic flint
#

They probably are gonna fix it on launch

#

Or you will have to lower your settings 💀

fluid spire
#

5700 OC should be good for high srttings i think

hot bobcat
#

30 second slowmode in general chat -_-

kindred lava
#

It's needed trust me ! ☺️

#

I'm sorry !

hot bobcat
tribal bough
#

Just 3 days hype

wheat ridge
#

What is the release date and time again?

tribal bough
#

Think its 25

wheat ridge
# tribal bough Think its 25

Found this "For those playing on PC, Elden Ring will unlock at 11 PM GMT on February 24, while those on consoles will gain access an hour later at midnight"

tribal bough
#

I preorder from steam

plush roost
#

the PC release time is supposed to be 11 PM GMT globally, so convert to your relevant time zone

#

for me that's midnight and technically the 25th

pine steppe
#

mfs in hollowknight subreddits are planning a murder ☠️

pine steppe
astral fog
pine steppe
pine steppe
#

oh mossbag

astral fog
pine steppe
#

hollowknight youtuber

astral fog
pine steppe
#

geez you are annoying

astral fog
#

Sorry max @pine steppe

pine steppe
#

my name isnt max?

astral fog
#

Oh

wheat salmon
#

Sorry Max, it is now. @pine steppe

river drift
#

How are game journalists supposed to review the game if the game doesnt have easy mode?!?!

pulsar sluice
#

Guys since the game release in different time zone does it mean i can play it early in new Zealand time zone

#

Good to know tnx i hope its does ... I’m going to create acc now and if needed i even going to buy it again in New Zealand account(worth it)

pulsar sluice
tropic moon
#

does anyone know if the game will be preloadable on pc?

frank dock
#

If u buy it on Steam I think so

plush roost
river drift
dire night
#

Why am I still awake. 3:52am

#

I need to sleep so that I don’t sleep in 2.5 days (ps5)

tropic moon
tropic moon
#

Im so lucky to not have class this friday

pulsar sluice
dire night
lean parcel
#

go to sleep

#

Me: wake up i just realized the powerful girls theme song would sound like a crash bandicoot song if you changed the instrument and removed the vocals

Bf: can you not? Its 5am

#

What

cinder magnet
#

you do remixes at 5 am?

wheat salmon
#

A lot of musicians are insomniacs.

cinder magnet
#

makes me wonder what t hey don't release and is in a huge 10 gig folder marked : junk

pulsar sluice
pulsar sluice
dire night
pulsar sluice
#

I know its not a big deal because I’m the biggest nerd i play almost every big game that get release so yeah

wheat salmon
#

Oh? You're a nerd? That's cool. I guess. How much do you bench?

pulsar sluice
wheat salmon
#

@lean parcel Get a job.

#

So anyways.

#

Anyone else gonna work out like a madman before launch so that you don't feel guilty about being glued to the PC for 4 days in a row?

#

You'd be surprised, I got my first job at 15, at a pizzeria as a server. Made like 1k euro at the end of each month.

winter plinth
#

That's a lot

#

Lucky man

dire night
#

We’re just going to play it at the same time, that’s all. Unfortunately there’s no cross-play. I’m sure you’ll find someone to coop with.. or invade lol

wheat salmon
#

As a server at the age of 15? I was ballin', bought so much useless stuff though xD

winter plinth
#

Understandable

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Damn

wheat salmon
#

They probably want you to know what each alcohol tastes like incase a customer asks @lean parcel Fair enough, no, I'm swedish.

winter plinth
#

Ah yes, the Swedes

#

Fair enough ngl

#

Wdym?

#

To be invaded or to do the invading?

dire night
#

And honestly idk bro

winter plinth
#

I think it's gonna work like in DS3

#

The co-op/invading items are fingers of some sort iirc

#

You'll be able to craft them

dire night
#

Wasn’t much of an invader myself lol I always played offline so I wouldn’t get invaded either

winter plinth
#

Unless you decide to do co-op

dire night
#

You can only get invaded if you play coop?

winter plinth
#

It's probably because horses aren't allowed during co-op/PvP

#

Yeah

dire night
#

That’s a game changer right there

winter plinth
#

It is

#

But it's the same as Bloodborne

dire night
#

So its always gonna be 1v2 or 2v2 and so on

winter plinth
#

Except the Nightmare Frontier and Nightmare of Mensis areas

dire night
#

True true

winter plinth
#

Invaders will have the host's position on their compass though

pulsar sluice
winter plinth
#

Well, direction, but same thing

#

I only know this stuff because I watched some dude's 25 minute review of the network test

dire night
#

I got a bunch of homies who have never played a souls game before all hyped up for this one. I believe what sold them was “you can invade foos, flank em and kill ‘em” lol

winter plinth
#

BAHAHA

#

I mean we got powerstancing back baby

dire night
#

Sheesh that’s exciting

#

Double edged sword though haha

cinder magnet
pulsar sluice
#

U cant?

graceful pond
#

Invasions are part of the experience, at least I think so

winter plinth
#

They're basically off by default unless you use a specific item or do co-op

#

So you needn't worry

graceful pond
#

Yeah they made it better for the solo players this time round

winter plinth
#

Because horse

pulsar sluice
#

Tnx god

winter plinth
dire night
#

You know how it is

cinder magnet
#

i'd opt in to be invaded alone. for what more could one ask for than more time with the game.

winter plinth
#

I wonder how long I'll have to wait to get my copy lol

cinder magnet
#

and see what crazy builds people have

winter plinth
dire night
#

I’m not focusing on invasions though. Just good old fashion exploration and farming at its finest

winter plinth
#

Yeah bois

#

Let's go bonk some jellyfish off cliffs

graceful pond
#

Bonk

winter plinth
#

I think the best part of the co-op is no fog walls though

dire night
#

Looking at every corner of the map and slowly turn from tarnished to elden lord. Ah yes, 2 more days

winter plinth
#

You can go everywhere

graceful pond
#

I can't wait to explore ever little nook and cranny of the map and each dungeon

dire night
cinder magnet
#

see that mountain. you can climb it

#

5 times the detail

dire night
#

Takes me back. Even though I play Skyrim every year like a tradition

pulsar sluice
#

Guys no judgment but this is my first soul game after sekiro can someone explain how the co-op work

graceful pond
cinder magnet
winter plinth
#

LOL

pulsar sluice
#

😂

winter plinth
#

That's the most basic explanation

dire night
#

Fr haha

winter plinth
#

You can set passwords for specific people too

graceful pond
#

Whenever I eat fingers irl phantoms show up in my house

winter plinth
#

Basically eating a finger will set you up for co-op and you can put down signs or summon other people from their signs

cinder magnet
#

you can even have a group of people set a group password so their phantoms and summon signs stand out

dire night
cinder magnet
#

or fish fingers

winter plinth
#

You can also do PvP this way

pulsar sluice
#

If someone start the game with me does the progress go to his world or mine only

winter plinth
#

They're helping you progress

drowsy smelt
#

release on thursday or friday?

winter plinth
cinder magnet
#

they get money for helping you

winter plinth
#

25th

drowsy smelt
#

what time?

graceful pond
winter plinth
cinder magnet
#

thursday at 6 pm et pc

winter plinth
#

It might be dependent on timezones

drowsy smelt
#

thursday or friday karalos_mask

cinder magnet
#

put summon sign down outside where you first exit to the world and get cash money

#

pay your way through college

winter plinth
#

Oh right, for console players in the UK it'll be midnight on the 25th

#

Pog

#

Except I preordered the disc version

#

🗽

clear musk
#

How to get chaos flame ember

drowsy smelt
#

is there a main mission? or they leave us with exploration

winter plinth
sage mesa
#

Am i like the only one that wished the release date would've been at the 25th around 4 pm

winter plinth
#

But there's a lot you can do on the side

#

All FromSoft games have a story

drowsy smelt
#

👍🏻

sage mesa
winter plinth
#

Like bro, both Miyazaki and George RR Martin worked on Elden Ring

cinder magnet
#

money money money on my mfer mind. fill a warehouse of vangos twice spend 3 summers on mars

clear musk
#

You need the Orange Charred Ring to cross through lava, in case you’ll die quickly

pulsar sluice
#

Good stuff I’m just thinking does it work if i go afk and go to sleep and my friend keep exploring and killing bosses does my character get money even when I’m away

sage mesa
#

Mhm

drowsy smelt
#

i hope sorc isn’t too easy

untold adder
#

tfw they create a game with an openworld as optional side content

#

naw but it is

drowsy smelt
#

Elder Ling

pulsar sluice
#

Mystery

winter plinth
drowsy smelt
#

Elben Ding

untold adder
#

Jorge Ring

cinder magnet
#

2 ton angel carved out of ice. alligator sailboat

drowsy smelt
#

Relden Eing

cinder magnet
#

elden bling

winter plinth
#

Milben Tcing

drowsy smelt
#

alright enough

lean parcel
#

ayo what

#

on god

#

fr

#

just like that

#

it is true

#

i did not see

cinder magnet
#

lore : the money you get in game are pieces of the elden ring

drowsy smelt
#

elden ring director said it will be easy so new souls players can enjoy the game, thoughts?

drowsy smelt
#

i saw a translated vid he talks about how the game will be easy

cinder magnet
lean parcel
#

im shidding

winter plinth
#

Also even at the start there's optional bosses that will be strong

lean parcel
#

el gato???

#

miau??

cinder magnet
#

also the battle axe is insane with the hyper armor and endless attack

#

newbs will ask for help. other newbs will give help. more fun

limber quarry
#

bullying a lone noob isnt fun anyway, they wouldnt last a second

drowsy smelt
#

do you guise think sorc will have no problem clearing content

#

he looks broken in beta

lean parcel
#

@winter plinth what tf is ur pfp¡???

faint phoenix
#

They did say that elden ring is a more casual experience

cinder magnet
winter plinth
#

False

winter plinth
lean parcel
#

can i see

#

the full picture

winter plinth
#

LOL

lean parcel
#

🤨

winter plinth
#

DMs???

lean parcel
#

sre

#

sure

#

wait i gotta enable the settings

#

done i think

cinder magnet
#

anyways

lean parcel
#

these discord settings are so confusing

cinder magnet
winter plinth
#

@lean parcel I can't message you

lean parcel
#

wtf

winter plinth
lean parcel
#

but it

#

aa

#

just

#

add me

cinder magnet
#

dm dysfunction

#

there is a pill you can take

lean parcel
#

the name being?

cinder magnet
#

the name is billboswaggins

lean parcel
#

Literally not funny

#

I dont understand why you laughed

graceful pond
cinder magnet
#

name : Chosen Unbread

lean parcel
#

person literally not belonging to this conversation

#

cringe

cinder magnet
#

use dms

graceful pond
#

Thats CRINGE

lean parcel
#

please continue to cry

graceful pond
cinder magnet
#

my name : sir killingston

pulsar sluice
#

Anyway i hope all the broken characters got nerf thats was a fun killer

lean parcel
#

youtube literally reccomended me elden rings intro cutscene

#

i will cry

cinder magnet
#

i'm playing a wretch caster in search of the most broken spell possible

graceful pond
graceful pond
#

Can't wait

pulsar sluice
#

personally i love the op things but after I finish the game and did all the bosses normally

lean parcel
#

ok

#

too bad

river socket
#

personally gonna use the telescope to zoom in on melina’s feet and beat my meat

#

i’ll have 1000+ hours and never have actually played the game

#

just beat to her feet

pulsar sluice
#

That good to know i think 😂

river socket
#

yk

cinder magnet
#

find op things in first zone. make new character invade lowbies with new op character. profit

river socket
#

the way it’s meant to be played

cinder magnet
#

isn't she wearing shoes

river socket
#

idk

cinder magnet
#

pretty sure she has boots. you unlock feet after you beat the game

river socket
#

i’ll beat it to shoes as well

lean parcel
#

i wish i could post a reaction gif right now

#

but i guess im forced to simply say shut the up

visual reef
#

I hate the way the "tryhard" type plays it hurts my feelings

pulsar sluice
#

I think the telescope can pass the shoes if u zoomed enough

cinder magnet
lean parcel
#

@visual reefwhat is ur pfp

visual reef
#

why

#

do you like it

river socket
lean parcel
#

yeah

cinder magnet
visual reef
#

Then, I'll tell you. It's MANA. A Japanese musician (and more???)

cinder magnet
#

the guy who wrote about a woman taking a dump in his books

river socket
lean parcel
#

i knew the guy seemed familiar

visual reef
#

:0

river socket
#

trap gf

lean parcel
#

my brother listens to him

#

atleast used to

graceful pond
lean parcel
#

please touch grass

visual reef
#

Whoa-

river socket
#

touch trap feet and pp

lean parcel
#

no

#

not trap

river socket
#

yes

lean parcel
#

grass

river socket
#

bark

#

no

#

bark bark

lean parcel
#

touch bark

#

atleast a tree will do

cinder magnet
#

i like butts more than grass

graceful pond
river socket
#

if melina just peed on my chest

#

id be complete

graceful pond
#

okay well thats a little out there but you do you mate

lean parcel
#

@visual reefmana is pretty

cinder magnet
pulsar sluice
#

God this chat going out of control i need to escape and maybe watch some josou seme

lean parcel
#

mods please smite me

river socket
#

melina smite my nuts pls

graceful pond
#

Damn, homie feeling some kind of way right now

cinder magnet
river socket
#

true it’s 5 in the morning

#

just feeling a lil lonely

#

want some love

#

😩

lean parcel
#

cry

river socket
#

i am

lean parcel
#

good

river socket
#

while i listen to da baby

graceful pond
#

😭 i cri

cinder magnet
#

2 more sleeps

graceful pond
cinder magnet
#

then you can hold hands with her

lean parcel
#

2 more touches of grass

cinder magnet
#

holding hands with milena in the open is so naughty

lean parcel
#

no

#

i will beat her up

cinder magnet
#

if thats what you do to your waifus thats for you

lean parcel
#

i will beat you up

cinder magnet
#

i'll be taking screen shots of all the female npc's butts and post them

lean parcel
#

ill be beating you up

cinder magnet
#

you're welcome to try

#

i'm a parry god

lean parcel
#

i will use ultra greatsword then

#

cant parry those

rancid forge
#

Just pump attack

visual reef
lean parcel
#

pump

cinder magnet
#

one pump

visual reef
#

I need a shield that parries spells.

lean parcel
#

i need a cute boy like mana to kiss

#

i mean what

visual reef
#

because everyone is running some kind of magic for sure-

lean parcel
#

i was hacked

cinder magnet
lean parcel
#

hello this is anonymouse we are hack this account

#

see

#

wait isnt mana the singer on moi dix mois

visual reef
#

I mean- Like, a shield like the Loch shield from BB or that one shield from DS3 that threw gold dust as it thwarted off projectiles

visual reef
lean parcel
#

ah

#

well i deffinitelly had some moi dix mois on a pendrive somewhere

visual reef
#

He's the guitarist and producer

#

Youuuu are totally baiting me right now

#

No everywhere do ya find proper vk fans-

lean parcel
#

huh?

cinder magnet
visual reef
visual reef
lean parcel
#

the sorcerer hunter shield

#

or something

rigid oyster
#

i just bought elden ring having no idea whats it about (bought it because there wasnt 1 fromsoft game that disappointed me and im at the point where id buy a game without looking at it)

#

so can someone explain some stuff abt da game

#

is it releated to ds?

visual reef
#

Oh God.

lean parcel
#

i used to watch things like moi dix mois or kyriu with my brother

#

when i was younger

#

HOly f*ck is that why im a femboy now

visual reef
#

Nice. :')

lean parcel
#

it all makes sense

#

oh no

visual reef
#

Lol-

lean parcel
#

oh my god

visual reef
#

Depends on tier, probably

#

your trap level (lol)

lean parcel
#

idk

#

people say im a 9 some say a 6

#

i say a fuc**ing failure

visual reef
#

LOL

#

I'm an ex-trap? I had a phase and then I went from cute to cool :0

lean parcel
#

thats pretty cool i guess

cinder magnet
#

I bet i'll collect 40 butts

visual reef
#

Uh- I never tried, mind you. Just kinda turned out that people had such opinions. Anyway~

visual reef
#

Only because I like vampires and things- I promise I'm not weird

lean parcel
#

No spoilers please

cinder magnet
#

||in elden ring. there are things that happen. ||

visual reef
lean parcel
#

@visual reef does mana still make music

river drift
#

Which happens first? Elden Ring launch or Russia invades Ukraine?

lean parcel
#

I stopped listening when my brother moved out of home

visual reef
#

Yes- I could dm ya some stuff if you'd like.

lean parcel
#

Sure

#

What a nice excuse to slide into someones dms isnt it

#

Lmao

visual reef
#

Ha! I won't deny that I'm opportunistic XD

cinder magnet
#

also melina feet

#

also i'll invade inoddn and starlight to ruin their days.

river drift
#

holdup

lean parcel
#

i will invade yo mum

cinder magnet
#

jokes on you my moms dead and my dad

lean parcel
#

ok

#

do i care?

#

im necromancer

nocturne roost
#

Lets try to keep the edge levels down people, be respectful to one another. Idc if you are just "meming". @cinder magnet Also no horny on main, stop that.

raw night
#

HYYYYYYPE

lean parcel
#

@nocturne roost i hate you

nocturne roost
cinder magnet
#

understood

#

let us continued talk of hop hop daily lives

#

oh my the weather is sunny

crimson hound
#

If I use steam to play ds3 on a computer then download and sign in on a second computer, will the game keep my progress?

cinder magnet
versed valve
tulip gust
#

that rich presence thing is fake isnt it 👀

versed valve
#

ask more specific questions ^ ^

#

guys has anyone played Diablo 2 here? I am a d2 player, decided to check out some other rpg game besides diablo, looking forward to elden ring 🙂

tulip gust
#

i made quite a lot of money selling items on ebay lol

versed valve
#

nice! I am afraid the leveling system will be too simple in elden ring

#

there are no skills to level up, right?

#

something like a skill tree?

tulip gust
#

idk but i dont think you can compare that to d2

versed valve
#

alright

echo knot
#

Took a week of leave to just grind the game 😂 my officer in charge was like oh what’s the leave for? And i said uh.. a game I’ve been waiting on for a while is coming out Friday .. he just looked at me like I’m an idiot and said okay fair enough

versed valve
#

nice! I took 3 weeks off 😄

pearl talon
#

Is nioh as difficult as dark souls?

lapis onyx
echo knot
lapis onyx
echo knot
#

I’m navy but even more so, smh. Damn Navy is behind on the times

#

I’d like to see them attempt Yhorm with no armor on

winter plinth
strong field
#

Will I get banned or suspended for changing my location to New Zealand to play early?? For Xbox

lean parcel
strong field
lean parcel
final geyser
#

on steam it says the game comes out on the 24th, does it come out on the 24th or 25th

ionic marsh
#

For cst it drops at like 11:00 pm for consoles so basically the 25th

pearl talon
lean parcel
#

Mr whiter

#

We need mether for gustav

raw night
#

The launch trailer is GODLY

lean parcel
#

So quiet in here

echo knot
twin sorrel
#

Elden Ring in 3 days put DS3 back on the shelf

echo knot
#

I had to get ready :/

sacred python
#

2.5 days for PC

pulsar sluice
#

Since there 3 ending for this game are they missable or i can do it anytime as long i done the requirements to trigger the specific ending ? (I know its new game but i ask because maybe the elder scrolls players know the answer or someone)

full sandal
#

Just watched the ne trailer for the 10th time

#

I'm speechless

#

new*

#

this. is. masterpiece.

winter plinth
#

So it won't be anytime

#

You have to first do whatever specific questlines for the ending you want

#

Then go kill the old man waiting for you

echo knot
hollow remnant
#

this new trailer is the best one yet. actually amazing

winter plinth
#

And Sekiro