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Ye 
i managed to beat him, he had like 20 vigour
Lmao
Frayed bladeeee 🤑
That weapon is so corny

that was my first pvp win against invader
I was invaded by the same guy twice and somehow he lost twice
Also summoning failed..
someone from the moon covenant joined me to help but i killed him before they got up to me
do again
Ye sd
Argo summoned me against 3 different people
2 of which with dragonslayer armour's head for some reason and the other was a winged knight monster
And they all lost horribly
Parky...
i got it anyway
another one already
We died
what was that
That was the thing I kept getting pulled into
i am not prepared for pvp
That was best case scenario
Might need help on my side..
ohh u need to get through there
I put my sign down two bonfires ahead @strong basin
hold on mvd cant get there

He can do it
?? 😭
Are you guys fighting the thing?
Ye
done
LOL
we got a really weak one
2 bonfires ahead ok im comign
I don't think so
Parky summon us so we can end this
This and then soul of Cinder 😼
@strong basin wake uppp
🍔
Brb in a little bit
A
wait a few minutes now
OK
Back
uuuuu
the bloodborne dark soul
Gael had no SFX for me lmao
A what
You managed to croutch in ds3 did you?
Charged r2 😭
Oh charged
ow
Did you get him
so was i
😔
no..
Ally what's a good dex scaling gs
astora greatsword
That's-
sharp
that's an ugs
Okay 
go sharp claymore
Yea 😭 😭
doesnt matter
Okii
it has greatsword in the name so
Lol
disaster
Got radagon's rings of light'd
yeah claymore
YIPPIE
barely
Claymore 
baemore

not drake 💀
lol
That's dark souls 3 done

This was the only attempt where he had sfx
I'm going back to my playthrough
is that every boss
Yeah
awesome, i killed them all!
Wait @strong basin @waxen nexus do you have a greatsword of judgement by any chance
no 😔
Did you eat pontiff's soul?
i think i got the other one, profaned
I'll check
I only get weapons so
got 49 vig now too
Sup
soup
profaned is quality
judgement is pseudo quality int
Hi Alyssa
lemon soup
Cheese soup
omg its caz, where is brodie
Omg caz
😔 lost
😔
Guys is there anyone that understands PC stuff I need huge help...
i wanna use friedes great scythe or maybeeee moonlight greatsword
double ye
Me
I love Sister friede
😔😔
nop 😔
sadge
i think ds2 is next
i would do ds1
Peak gaming
i got to capra demon
One of the games of all time
i don't have any other ds 
❌
yay
yo have u played ds2
Many times
Is there a server for dark souls 3?
yeah
I haven't played elden Ring before but I'm considering playing it. can someone convince me to play it and i have played black myth wukong and i like it are they not the same?
elden ring fun
I need a little more than that @locki. Like how is it with difficulty?
its fun
if strong build not hard,if bad build hard
if magic bad
if faith good
ok?
we no like godskin duo
we like tree sentinel
if boss hard no summon just try again
if summon u bad
for friedes great scythe would it be
49 vig
26 end
whatever other weapon requirements and then 40 int
up to 40/40 dex/int
im lvl 99 i think
26 more
Alexander
Once you see him you won't be able to stop playing
It's how I got addicted
Anyone here got rx 6600xt? I need to know more about that gpu
lets all be honest here, tree sentinel is one of the easiest bosses no?
no
no
no
Yep.
Agreed it is not hard
hum
no
he's an a difficult boss on the easier side, compared to every boss he's pretty difficult
Do you think that Nightreign boss is harder or easier than a Elden ring boss
new boss are very nice, not too hard, not too easy
Depends on the year you ask that question...
2025: easy
2022: 💀
are mermaids and sirens the same thing, or are sirens just evil mermaids?
mermaids are mermaids
sirens are sirens
Elden Ring nightreign can either be fun or really stupid
does any1 know why i cant get a vc for lfg in this server? its locked and idk if i need to anything for it or
ty !!
Anyone know the official Souls server? Figured out everything to attempt a piano run
Sent you the server link
Why thank you sir
true
o js had the most intresting duel in my life
Such is life
eldenring has hot girls if that makes u consider it
a lot of them are bare feet as well cause Miyazaki is into that
ornstein and smough and green smough
not only him
whatever you guys do, DO NOT watch the f1 movie
probably the worst movie ive seen in 6 years
Neither, bout the same for me
I don’t know about that
Team work
Revenant
whats yall fav nightfarer?
Idk
Wylder 🗣️ 🔥
smh




Anyone wanna play yugioh? Just for fun?
kingdom hearts is REAL!
ironeye fs he’s so versatile
you can use his skill as a dodge and it’s so good
Hell yeah, also you if you have a second one you get consistent dodging and marking.
is elden ring similar to Black Myth Wukong?
no
not even the combat?
Wukong is jus using one versatile weapon
ok. is it more like monster hunter then @quasi zodiac
you see anything worthwhile
not really
Hard question for me to answer for someone haha. Dunno what you've played or like.
For me I'm looking at Core Keeper and Dokapon Kingdom.
Wish I could see my wishlist or any of the discount pages. They're all broken.
hey guys
sote should have went on sale
Is it like any other games? @quasi zodiac
it’s like Dark Souls 2 but better graphics and no runbacks



Steam pages having a meltdown lol


How bad is the input latency in Bloodborne?
depends on what you’re playing on
Ps5
doesn’t matter, a hoonter must hoont
no react perms 💔
thats not it
oh
nah dw lol
right, scary
you've done quite will in terms of being helpful the past days
still sometimes being off-topic but no one can be on topic all the time
Even the wishlist it's the sales they can't handle
Wats Ali
Oh username
I just unlocked moonveil whats the best build for it and what should I do if I wanna use it for the entire game
meet the requirements to wield it, lvl vigor until at least 40
So vigor lvl 40?
Ik
I’ve gotten tag like 10 times lol
your pfp got me
lol
@severe drift could you please pick another nickname
bruh what😭
jus change it to something funny
I'm not sure if I am allowed to do that
accidental bans fly least once a week, i fail to see the harm in it smh
if you took the in out that’d be funny
anyone has Night Maiden Armor Set
i want to do fan art so bad but i lost my equipment 💔
cheese
nightreign didnt go on sale 😔
It just released
📉
Dark souls games have been out for a decade+ and only go on sale once in a blue moon
Because bandai is just that nice
@sonic bridge
if its about the stauts its fake
same
Let’s stay on topic here guys
is impenetrable thorns still op or was it nerfed?
So 2 days ago my back right tire went flat. Yesterday my dad's back right tire got a flat, and today my younger brothers back right tire went flat....I think we are cursed guys..
are you saying a shrimp fried this rice?
for expereinced/veteran skill levels how do i know the difference?
like, for playtime or like playing through all the games
(for nightreign)
I actually kind of like Fortnite now
It's not so bad
Rocket racing is unexpectedly fun
Though I wish I wasn't against bots and literal children
I want a challenge 
Fortnite is peak
Forcing people to link there accounts to discord isnt cool
thog don’t caare
@rotund gate
Can someone tell me how to get the ELDN thing next to my name
how do i link my account
boost perk
click on edit profile, scroll all the way to the bottom, then click on server tag and select it
Manual breathing, Manual blinking, Your toes are touching, You can feel your heartbeat, Your clothes are touching your skin, your tongue is uncomfortable, your itchy somewhere.
bro how did the last one even work
Thanks king🙏
is modmail still avaliable for ban appeal?
yes
OK
Yall should look into the « Stop Killing Games » initiative, thank you
opened the server for the first time to check it out while stoned and this the first thing i read
Any1 know any cheap steam keys for ds3
Chat I've officially graduated from high school
If u ever feel useless, thers a more useless guy who doesn't have a ged/hsd
That be me
You don't have it yet*
do any of you nerds play chess
@quick plaza I play chess - what are you improving? I've spent a lot of time trying to get better at tactics and endgame
I always try to improve my endgames but meh
I'm still bad at it
haha i can do the puzzles - but i'm trash at looking at a position and analyzing what endgame is going to come of it in several moves
I am perfect at puzzles but I can’t actually play the game against people
find a good online partner that doesn't feel they need to play full games. then you can work on the openings, tactics and endgames together. that helped me prepare for full games. then after a full game, go through with your partner and look at each of the three sections of the game and do your post-mortem together
Guys what is 100% worth buying rn ?
Nightreign, sekiro or elden's dlc
Probably nightreign. The others can be played just as well without other people but nightreign relies far more on others also playing it and there will likely be fewer players over time
Hello guys I’m on a new game. What you suggest me I should do? Finish the main game and go to the dlc or going g to the dlc before the end game of the main game?
does anyone know a fix for my game crashing/black screening every time i launch it (also i just factory reset my pc, and i have validated files)
I'm unemployed
Can't get my head around the fact that this hasn't gained more traction/signatures.
"I want game, I buy game, I keep game" sounds not that crazy
I've seen a few comments were ppl doesn't care for not owning
for those who care about games as an art form go to
stopkillinggames .com
this is for those who live in europe
your signature means something

<3
no
I don't know, I don't really know how to improve honestly
I've mainly been doing puzzles and looking at some opening studies on lichess
openings aren't too important at my elo though
smoked some lettuce?
Dark souls 3 or Elden ring
Or if u have a ps bloodborn
what the hell wukong cutscenes feel like a movie
That has been every action adventure game for the past and current decade
I beat wukong three times
none that I've played have felt like wukong though
What'd you guys think of doom the dark ages
Denuvo protected BS but I think it was good
Guys hot take dark souls 2 is the worst game ever
I regret playing 5 minutes
My dreams have better graphics wtf
buddy
were going to have to sedate you now
some can’t comprehend peak souls 2
It's really good
like REALLY really good but way too expensive
I just got took a token from a shared family account cuz I'm against denuvo, but yeah pretty good game
peak souls 2 is perfect except for the bad hitboxes, bad health system, bad movement and bad bosses and horrible enemy placements
peak 🤤
ggs
ds3 is the real dark souls 2
❌
❌❌
Whats the fastest way to fall asleep
(Someone w/ adhd help me out,, any response is appreciated)
picture the most boring class you ever had
11

Classes aren’t boring tho,, we keep on laughing while sitting at the last table
😭😭😭
read a boring book
wish the elden ring co-op chanel was more active, so many few helpers
Watch a documentary, usually knocks me out quick
Bad hours for N.A. but try #pc-co-op
If you haven’t already
ive 5 of the same mesages, ik its 10 pm for me
how do i unlock the vc in this discord?
no, but also talking about mods isnt allowed in this server
Sorry i will delete my text
hey guys what do you think of my profile picture
Hello
hello
Cake
Damn bro, nothing? Maybe it's finally time to change it

games
isnt that just like wireless gaming ?? cos when will wired gaming happen... wait isnt that just disc games and not digital ?? guuh
bruh
gaming is fun 😊
what
wtf is up with yalls names
@signal comet bots maybe? same account creation and join date too
Bruh
I'll check now thanks Nc
Its like Dungeon and Dragon
does it have multiplayer?
I havent play the game but i think no
no idea,, its turn-based AFAIK
should be good considering it being 2023's GOTY
Yes
BIG BOSS
-# mandatory small text
-# small boss
MANDATORY CAPITAL TEXT
say that again…
kept you waiting eh?
eh??
:D
😐
El dante
Big boss
When you can't even say, my name
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb
wacky woohoo pizza man
Yo guys can some1 explain game keys a little.I want to buy digital elden ring but dont wamma spend 60 and some1 told me ab game keys that are cheaper
check g2a
Why are we here just to suffer
every night, i can feel my arm
and my legs, even my fingers
Should i get a code or account
idk
What DS1 mods have you all tried?
don’t talk about mods
Can't talk about mods here
Straight
Has anyone bought Maliketh's blade 1:1 statue?
Off topic but why can I never invade on PC? Lvl 160
overleveld
Wth
Do i watch the mugen train movie or the episode version?
Did yall watch squid game season 3
no
didnt even watch 1 ep
Yes and my heart is slowly getting pulverised
should i try dmc?
If so, which one?
rookie numbers
ppl who do bird method to reach max lvl need to go to therapy fr
Wait squid game s3 out?
agreed. i'd rather mod the levels than grind again 
i only went to lvl 300 before i gave up leveling
talking about mods is against the rules

better edit or delete
Someone help me kill fire giant pls
what channel can I go to to help players? Like if someone needs help with a boss
#pc-co-op for ER
#pc-matchmaking for ER:N
Ok, thank you
Anyone finna buy Death Stranding 2
You mean feet man’s normal reedus game
i’m lwk tryna play death stranding 2 but i’m guessing i should play the first one aswell. is death stranding 1 as good as the second or would it be a waste of my money
idk
thanks
it would be a waste since it is very similar in all aspects and there’s also a recap to whatever tf happened in the first one
i only platinumed the 1st and saw a lot of gameplay footage of the second one btw
okay so basically it’s so random the story doesn’t really matter?
the story does matter it’s a movie game after all but it is very complicated that most of the stuff would take time to understand
is death stranding worth getting
i haven’t played the second one
1st?
wgat
but it 😈
that’s fine
wait nvm im on pc what am i buying single player games for

hello
What fortnite isn't on steam that's on epic games store💀
fortnite or elden ring?
Elden
fortnite
Elden rink
anyone wanna do a steam family?
everyone who wants to attend the community quiz please join the stage channel
https://discord.com/channels/867784605293084702/1388950004726497381
hey, anyone free rn?
If anyone is an editor or knows one please dm me, I'm attempting to no hit all of nightreign
Need someone to edit all the footage for yt
what are yalls favourite weapon in elden ring, as in what you think is the coolest?
Anyone on playstation want runes
No

yo should i get xbox gamepass for xbox one? (for reference, i like boss fighting games like cuphead and hollow knight, ive played both.)
sell the crapbox and get a pc
hell nah
thinking about the rain in nightreign
Itd have been funny if it was like rain world rain where its so high pressured that you just get instantly crushed if caught in it
@lavish hedge
Rain is cool
so is sleep :>
so is sleep
dam
why YOU
-# 🐌
WA
weapon art
ds3 reference
Wtf
I need directions to a meta server for "discord problems" like it doesn't seem to be working
Usually people are more helpful online, so I'm guessing something happened
What's the problem
Last time I was grinding sparks because I inquired about "forming relationships on Discord"
It was like I hit the obsidian layer in Minecraft
It sounds like Discord might be done for, I might be the only person up to the task of making another one since its toast
I've given Discord about a billion second chances and still can't get a response... so, it must not be me who is the problem, but rather Discord users
It's getting pathetic, I don't want your pity
If you can't provide a social experience then Discord is just trash
That's not my fault, I'm a great person to talk to... I think it might actually be Discord users' fault for being unpleasant to talk to
Yeah, you're such a big mouth, you got a Tinder and you're posturing in such ecstasy that you're the one-dimensional guy now...
That's what it looks like to me... and you come and dole out little droplets of attention for pathetic "incels" to come lap up (it's like this in every server)
If that's all this is, then someone should seriously make another one
You might need a moment but, what’s this crashout about?
I'm tired of my PC being censored by Discord/Reddit
There's no freedom of speech, it's like we live in a dystopia
It's about time someone put a stop to Discord altogether if they can't even offer freedom of speech
I hear you but
some level of moderation is warranted and some things really aren’t worth worrying about, and some things should really be kept to ourselves or in private
That's just sadism
bit of an extreme leap assuming you are aware of what that means
Then maybe I'm using Discord incorrectly
I've had no luck in 6 months avoiding trolls, I'm a TF2 player from a long time ago so I have pretty high expectations
I'm from Travis Touchdown's era, I don't really care about any of this VTuber stuff...
But it's a trigger, I can't help them with that -- it's my server's ethos not to overvalue people like VTubers because we're grassroots
I just don't know where they went because of all the obfuscation
Google is getting too pushy, I don't need to hear that I'm in the wrong because I don't support superchat.
It's not my obligation to support them, they have infinity free donations from other loser "incels" who will succumb to that, but not me
If I understand correctly, any kind of anti-Google sentiment is grounds for instant removal
That's not how the internet is supposed to work, there's supposed to be an open space for this kind of stuff...
It'd help if I could understand the underlying reason why
All of a sudden one day my Discord friends got fat, and become "strangers" to me
I don't understand that... you're gonna have to help me out
Did they get into feeders only clubs or what
That's just one of many things I can't get an answer for...
They holed off and decided they would all get fat, and keep me out of the loop... is that what's happening sitewide?
have you considered doing something fun with your life?
You mean go out and befriend idiots
Oh, I see, there are nothing here but idiots
It's my fault because I thought I was better than outside people!
That's actually a type of "antisocial" argument... it's total nonsense
Because the reason I'm online in the first place is to meet likeminded people, not "outsider trolls" who make that exact argument
Why do you think I use Discord in the first place
It's because I don't like them
If you're just going to sit in and ruin my fun then I'll make an alternative myself without all these stupid widescreen UI elements taking up space
What's your idea of fun
Spinning plates like Sam Hyde wannabes?
Fat =/= social charm
I'll sit that one out, thank you...
Yeah sure, getting fat like Sam Hyde makes you better than introverts like me
Because he's loud and obnoxious, he's got his act together!
You know, I actually live alone
What are you, some 50 year old who works at Denny's? Why don't you get a life
Freedom of speech doesn’t apply to private companies/platforms
It’s applies to the government
That's just corporate sadism
You agreed to it when you chose to accept their tos
What’s the point in complaining now
I’m a fat guy who lives alone and works at denny’s
Can we be friends
I also don’t have any sense of empathy, self-worth, or the desire to meet and appreciate other people
I think we’d get along great
😭
That's solely your problem

I live alone in a trailer if that changes anything
ToS arguments are stupid, that's a criminal's loophole
Marilyn Manson "isn't a rapist"
Do you see how pointless your argument is?
I’m also curious how you went from talking about vtubers, to corporate sadism, to whatever this is
What do any of your topics have to do with each other
In tf2 I used to sit in a corner with the cloak and dagger and just watch people and narrate their actions in the chat
It’s a private company
😭
LOL
This site is exactly like LockerZ
Tf is that
LockerZ also is above the law
When you make your multibillion dollar discord alternative can I work for you
They don't have to explain their points shiz to any1
You’re giving me major Terry Davis vibes and I’d love to get in on this early
Have you actually read the amendment you’re so mad isn’t being being enforced
That's actually a type of "antisocial" argument... it's total nonsense
It very specifically says “Congress”
Your rights go as far as my lefts
I can’t wait for the CIA to make using discord a mandatory part of everyday life
And to make it illegal to even CONSIDER creating an alternative platform
I’ll tell you what, I have a list of dissenters and it’s growing
Again, freedom of speech is only applying to the government. If I make a random chatting platform I have every right to ban or suppress whoever I want
When the day comes, there will be a reckoning
Am I part of it 
There are two names on it at the moment
Me n who 
hoc
Tru
Yeah but you're in Bill Gates's house
Their name starts with an s and ends with kety chan
lmao
Since when? Can I sell it to pay for med school
I’d rather be locked up in bill gate’s basement with a bucket of nails as my bed, which is in fact my current living situation after he bought my trailer, than on the LIST
That's a technicality
There's supposed to be a Skype
Without any kind of meddling from censors
If you recall, if Skype gets too bad, it is to be destroyed
It’s called skype
And I have the right to do that
The drones are always monitoring us
I hear a bird through the bars of my basement cell right now, it’s watching
Right to do what
Pls be coherent this could be rly funny
I’m currently eating three king sized hershey’s chocolate bars for breakfast, gracefully provided by my master Bill Gates, praise be Him
He said it’s gonna make me fatter
It's net neutrality
You know they killed net neutrality like 7 years ago right
A certain bird landed on its house and the rest was history
That's some kind of defeatist argument that doesn't have any facts to back it up
The principle of net neutrality can't be "killed" because it's an opinion
Meaning as long as they're doing it, there's something wrong
Just like "freedom of speech"
I’m free to speak about the birds but they’re listening and I don’t know what they’re free to do to me
You talk like a scammer
Your claims that net neutrality is dead and that Discord's legal loophole matters strikes me as a bad faith argument
It's some kind of just please believe it statement
Really, in real reality, they are so scammy that someone will eventually snap
They can't just hide forever behind "millionaire status"
Well like I said, I’ll happily be your partner in making an alternative platform. We just need to keep an eye out for birds
it's been more than an hour 😨
I forgot that servers were a thing
You can do the programming and the servers and all that stuff, and I’ll promote our platform on discord
We can split the pay 40/60
whats an argument to get my friend to play cuphead with me? we played for a bit, beat forest follies and goopy la grande, but he says he doesnt want to play more because its just repetitive boss fights. I really want to beat it with him, how do i convince him to play it with me?
Give him the ol’ bill gates treatment and he’ll come around soon enough
tell him it’s about the memories that you two will create together and it doesn’t matter if the game is good or bad
people who be desperate for attention
who
quick question can u give dlc items to ppl without dlc
yes
oh rlly
yes
solid advice if he wasn't the type of person to respond wit the word 'gooning' to something i type (also sorry for the late response)
...Solid?

concrete
what the
Where's the crazy person
Hello
hello
The ost of Omen illusion have some part is the same as Ost of Mohg lord of blood
solid snake
nice kamijou profile picture
It is the same but without the vocals

PEAK souls II (so peak)
Does anyone know how to make waffles without a waffle maker?
those are called pancakes
Pancakes would be kinda dope right now
real
bro im gonna lose it
recaptcha is impossible
someone help me i cant reset my steam password
wait 12 hours
probably 3
Oh yeah... (maybe i'm just delaying)

Depends
Ds3 is closest to elden ring
But if you don't mind the mechanics of the older games then start with ds1 and go chronologically
to dark souls 2 then finish off with dark souls 3
Yea that's what i was thinking
just heard abt P.T from a friend tryyna convince me that its the scariest horror game ever
tryyna say it got cancelled for being too scary
idk whats so scary about a rotisserie chicken with a foetus head
and some random woman shaking her head at u
I got bit 10 times by a brown recluse between my upper leg and balls
Does anyone want fc 25 ?
need an editor for longform yt contentt pleaseee dm me
Im having a sand eating competition, anyone interested just lemme know!!!
me
You’re first up, go find a beach and get at it
I wouldn’t recommend lake sand tho ( please don’t eat lake sand plz )
Has anyone here played outlast?
Well, the game is on sale rn and I was wondering about buying it
hi
Hoi, hehehh yaoi
can i mix crayons into it?? 😇
false alarm they aren't bringing the sand to us. Thats a deal breaker
I thought we were in builds chat and go so confused 👴
ƈ
If you have crayons you have to share or I’ll feel left out.
pull up frfr

If I could burning heart react that rev I would
I be sitting in the Limveld blloinging my harp
Wait it’s not even harp is it, some other plounger
is anyone rich enough to gift me devil may cry hd in steam 🦃
Got nightrain
Sell csgo skins
E
E
F
Beeff
imagine 2 soccer players
EWWW
imagine

Wait whattt
Wdym y’all hate football ?
That’s crazy fr y’all are missing out on so much
Get a load of this soccer orb enjoyer? 🫵
It’s football no soccer 😭
i love a good ragebait
the correct name is soccer💔
football is the ancestor of soccer
😂😭
soccer is the right rules
Bro cmon stop the ragebait
Lol
3/10 ragebait
alright lets compromise and say 4/10
aight good enough for me 
Calling it soccer is wild when even Gideon knows everything and he says football
gideon the know it all 💔
gideon doesnt even know where the haligtree is
Still knows more than a guy who call it soccer💀
2/10 rage bait 
Bro cmon
i should play along? mb
you too
Soccer is a game enjoyed by boys who love touching legs in secrete
^best opinion right here
Leonardo messy has been seen kissing three men on the court
3 big men 
Soccer fans never accept it tho
Four big guys! And they b-
i played soccer for 10+ years lol ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i cant sugar coat it
🗣️
Kissed men and made passionate touch for ten years*
Sorry friendly fire
its alright i stopped playing a year ago 😂
my boy touching is in the far past now 
I’d say it’s fun to play with friends but being a big fan is odd to me
i never really was a big fan its just a thing i did for a long time tbh
i never watched it nor was i super enthusiastic about playing
Helps keep fit! Did your friends or family lump you into it?
yeah it was a familly thing
🤨
👁️👁️
It sounded like family guy to me, Alyssa is just a weirdo 👉🧠🫧

Deadly poison me plz
huh 😨
Inflict deadly poison on me now. Stick me.
Outve the way paylow I need this
shoot me
who is shadow and why does he die twice
why not die three times
i'm kidding
hey kidding
i don't think so
The immediate pounce is hilarious
Let’s get on topic huh
Paylow you don’t have toes don’t act like you do
Lis…. You are serving
Alyssa has a warrant
my toes have gone and evaporated
Do tell
Welcome to an Episode i call US Exchange students vs German Healthcare
I know you snuffed them too
YAY
we were called for a heavily inebreated , AKA full on wasted on beer student
I mean good for him , first timer that he had real beer
man was damn blazed , like beyond frigging sanity drunk
his friends called us , and the moment he spotted us and our car , he entered shock sobriety , got up , started running and KAPOWED face first into a streetlight so hard the pole shook
he was well... a bit wonky after that
and begged us to let him call his parents because he aint got any money to pay us
told him were a civilized world , and here healthcare is for everyone , not only for POTUS and Bezos
he didnt believe us until he left the ED
it took all my damn fortitude , like fighting for life and my job safety not to roll over laughing when he crashed that lantern
I swear to god this was like a slapstick moment from a comedy movie
I never would’ve thought I’d read a first persons view of such an event thank you, literally series type event unfolded in from of you
i should write a book about all the funky stuff i see in my job
There you have it, purchase a little work diary!
Or is that a breach of confidentiality ?
what?
huh?
Huh
not if no names are told
we aint allowed to disclose specific personal names
funnywise were even allowed to tell cops to politely f themselves , aslong a suspect is our patient
Dam that’s really cool to know, yall have more power than I thought
You could use funny code names to further make the story funny
Fleet master flaggon 🫡
Working as a paramedic is also giving you a glimpse behind the curtain of many companies
like you see real rad factory stuff at educational first aid events
like massive steel presses
one day i even was in a power plant , and my technical tism went so bonkers i asked the staff after the event about every shenanigan these pixie pushers do
cuz electrical workers are fuggin wizards in my eyes
While i gladly share the funny stuff , its also a job that takes guts and very much coping
cuz for every funny story i have , there are also the outright grimdark black ones
The hardest ones are when we cant save young teens or kid crash victims
these are really pulling hard
My brain , and as cold as it sounds , does a simple math equation
I save way more people than i lose , and those i lose , i wouldnt either have made a difference anyway , or at least we tried as hard as we could
If you wanna know what we do , ask your medics about the strange and funny stuff
They all gladly share these funny or wholesome moments. these should be enough to give you a good gist
Perfect is in the eye of the beholder
I still got some things id love to have not to face in my job - but i cant change what i willingly signed up for
i know this is a elden ring chat but if yall tryna get this roblox account banned heres the pass 123456789100 and the user is DONTGETBANNED74
enjoy
hello
Bruh the Great Knight Jar enemies are almost one shotting me 💔
uh voice channels are locked for me
the emojis in this server are amazing
just wait till we get bestoc 😇
must've been the wind
-# 😔
hello mvenfd
morning ally 
5pm
tru 
imagine 2 soccer players
imagine 2 soccer players
imagine 2 football players
Huh?
I don't think so
deleted lmao
sorry could i ask why there are so many vcs?
nightreign
Anyone still depressed cause of ilia topturo saturday?
Omds yes
Charles my goat
Finally! A fellow Charles enjoyer
what if the real dark souls 2 was the dark souls 3 we made along the way 🌹
Well then the game would have drastically different themes that would impact it in a weird way
It would be ds3-1
Guys I’m hiring who needs a J.O.B
What did you say
what kind of j*b is it
Idk like a minimum wage job and you work 25 hours a day
cool
Bro his title run was legendary
I was really hoping for another one this weekend💔
