media-and-links

[normal gale]

yeah lemme wipe messmer then ill get back to you with it

[cosmic parrot]

💯 💯 sweet

[normal gale]

YURP

[cosmic parrot]

these ones are so good too..., aghjhh

[normal gale]

not quite as cinematic but meh

[cosmic parrot]

thank you regardless 🙏 🙏

[prime pasture]

Greatsword of damnation has a busted hit box

[thick bison]

Level 59, am overprepared?

[normal gale]

for mohg? no, probably a decent bit under tbf

[final lynx]

I was so mad over this attempt
It was my 5th attempt
I beat him 4 tries later
(It’s a NG+8 run, SL165)
Final boss spoiler be warned

[upbeat owl]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-angry-gif-25976706

[normal gale]

mogged all my photos i cant lie

[winter rapids]

(i quit)

[sonic veldt]

@green horizon thank you for your confidence in me earlier.

[fierce forge]

Fromsoft, explain ?

[lean tiger]

I’ve gotten that low in my 10+ hours of attempts. I stopped counting.

[floral comet]

The moon so big

[lean tiger]

This was all last night.

[astral bluff]

W death

[viral lagoon]

Task failed successfully

[lean tiger]

How is that successful

[viral lagoon]

When it was botched, but it worked out anyway.

[celest moss]

Sounds about right. Pulling out freaky combos

[broken oracle]

that boss is still alive if you look closely

[astral bluff]

Yeah

[edgy yacht]

My home screen

[eternal kernel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNid8kN4seM video is fire

[teal wharf]

Uhmmm… how?

[verbal geyser]

lit

[teal wharf]

I just tried to roll into a wall to see if it was a fake wall on top of it and clipped inside.

[verbal geyser]

ok but like can you hitless torch no talismen no buff messmer on max ng?

[teal wharf]

I- what…

[eternal kernel]

cool

[white solar]

Gulp, I dont wanna end the Game!

[warped dove]

tf did i die to lmao 💀

[fluid nexus]

Rot PTSD for dlc last boss
https://youtu.be/LSWkzLpU1tE

[frail rose]

Could this be elden ring?

[wild ferry]

I did, in fact, dent malaria. (Malenia fight)

[dire yew]

bro is the only person in the world that uses prayerful strike

[wild ferry]

Health

[thin warren]

[verbal geyser]

black steel is better

[silent elm]

I hate this game.

[humble jacinth]

Off topic but he's heartworm free!

[crude phoenix]

Cool build Funny prayer slam

[crude phoenix]

Fackin W

[viral lagoon]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q9TXRWLzRwU&si=RyJFFyWqEXCV6PFE

This my favorite 🤩

[gray roost]

im at fromsoft hq in tokyo!!!

[fringe sedge]

But how 😭

[dry kindle]

NG+, i beat Mohg and can`t enter dlc, whats the problem?

And i wait for couple of days.

[thin warren]

Have you tried changing the location, restarting the game?

[frosty cliff]

Have you beaten radahn too?

[dry kindle]

Ow, Sure. I forgot.

[thin warren]

[dry kindle]

I forgot to beat Radahn...

[dry kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-marika-elden-ring-queenmarikaeldenring-marikaeldenring-marika-elden-ring-thelandsbetween-gif-3689399728377158641

[dire yew]

embed failure

[thin warren]

Man invaded into someones Elden beast fight in Elden Ring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3mR6TuYGhk

||They even reached the second phase)||

[grim valve]

that image of the skull talking on the guy's shoulder ''Come on, he's almost dying from one more hit''

[dry kindle]

Why is my character eyes turned red?

[slender light]

Skill issue ig

[viral lagoon]

It takes 3 min for the waifus to solo a ng+5 lorretta

[viral lagoon]

Varres quest

[topaz wasp]

Somethings wrong here xD

[surreal brook]

I started playing and streaming Elden Ring a month ago and immediately realized my purpose: movie-like fights.

Yesterday, I completed my best fight yet: Morgott The Moveset King.
10+ hours and 1000+ deaths.

Feats:

• Lots of dodges: quicksteps and rolls
• Use of gestures
• No HUD
• Decorative use of magic.
• The character's style is inspired by the movie "The Duelists" (1977).

Now I will be looking for new bosses and new features.
I will definitely add parry and deflect.
I have good experience playing Street Fighter, that helps a lot.

https://youtu.be/BIiAwVjZUXQ?si=Yk7-Psr3pS0rxrtW

[pure geyser]

What do you guys think of my finished cracked pot thinking about making a few more

[thin warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULhI_OcUpDw all hit run are interesting

[hybrid cliff]

Shrek 5 leaked

[willow depot]

based

[untold wave]

achieved peak messmer build

[viral lagoon]

Are fat boss jokes getting old? I… can’t tell

[zenith stratus]

Yes.

[gentle steeple]

https://youtu.be/Yft6jSwXJQA

[acoustic bough]

Time for the monthly disassembly and cleaning of the keyboard 👀

[upbeat owl]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[viral lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r_MgpQ_ChyM

[tight burrow]

10/10

[cerulean spade]

bro got the update first

[versed plaza]

not as broken as thorns or perfume but still op

[foggy wraith]

current drip:P

[hallow wyvern]

Shouldve been real 😔

[sonic saddle]

https://youtu.be/6_-ctezPB7M

[earnest bane]

Let's go

[mossy cipher]

First time finishing?

[civic sentinel]

W, get the other ending too

[earnest bane]

Yes

[mossy cipher]

Congrats 🥳

[void ferry]

ggs

[hollow hazel]

huh

what makes this occur? it happened with freyjas set too

[normal raven]

Me when Malenia

[wild echo]

You mean me when Florissax.

[dense musk]

https://youtu.be/2-Ozq2uZ8is?si=5m1mOTlhmRWJVDEk

[normal raven]

Relax vyke

[wild echo]

Im not Vyke. Im just another person who likes dragon women.

[midnight mirage]

What chest thing is that

[foggy wraith]

good old patches

leather armor I'm pretty sure is what it's called

[native brook]

@tall shore

[tall shore]

?

[glossy storm]

Let’s gooo, 3rd try

[tall shore]

niiiiiiice

[pale elk]

I just wanna mention that Golden Land is incredibly strong now and I have been clearing gankers with it.

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/Fnmy8CusRH

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/yU3PkYXQk5

[keen condor]

bruh are u fr

I DID IT

[past swift]

https://youtu.be/IHd4X5U-HUo i can't look goats in the eyes anymore after this fight ...

[warm prawn]

We did itttt, we didddyyyyyy 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[keen condor]

thank youuuu so much fam

[viral steppe]

congrats

[blissful mesa]

https://youtube.com/@baffoono?si=nzEYLRAO0WZLMVyX

[dry kernel]

"It's a nuke"
"Just parry it"

[tropic briar]

praise the dog!!

[steep spade]

Dog

[vestal grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Of0BO_gWk

[restive wedge]

I think he's trying to ride on the carriage he's pulling lol

[crisp mauve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFOXSiToJ8s&pp=ygUjcHJvZGlneSByYXZlIGVsZGVuIHJpbmcgbWlkcmEgYmF5bGU%3D

[keen raven]

Elden Ring 1.12 Glitch Still Works | Radahn Skip Glitch | Stake Of Marika Skip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVslPu2CLvY

[winter sedge]

https://youtu.be/DaAlownOVIo

[steep spade]

Now I understand why y'all don't use summons

[viral lagoon]

Rate my hittless radahn kill ( I got hit once😭)

[neon valve]

Was practicing my Midra for no hit run, when i found a cool way to stunlock the boss for the entire fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5109kD6D2c

[ornate sand]

i beat all (pre dlc) 15 remembrance bosses for the first time ng+3

[unreal elk]

Beat ||promised consort Radahn||… twice..?

To this day, I’m still confused on how this happened

[viral lagoon]

Call me gino machino

[normal gale]

worst dlc fight i reckon

[languid nimbus]

This is the first gank squad in which you fight against them ALSO in a gank squad

Unless you killed hornsent, left freyja do die in the library, and told big guy to khs
Cuz then it's a three vs two fight

[normal gale]

unless youre choosing to fight without summons then its still the worst

gank fights in general suck anyway

[blissful mesa]

https://youtube.com/@baffoono?si=10e_Jg46kxc1iEHT

[oblique quest]

https://youtu.be/biVYCw4RD40
Made an updated list of all unique weapon skills that possess poise and hyper armor.

[languid nimbus]

1 v 2 is not a gank squad fight tho

This fight was honestly really fun because on my first run they just kept adding npcs to the fight
It's what a fight should look like if you invade someone because the attacks actually connect

[normal gale]

why did you say it was then

willingly taking hits for these shots

[slender rose]

guys messmers bosswalk is killing me 😭

[whole gorge]

Unique bear claw build in elden ring dlc!
https://youtu.be/IiYlt7F8eNQ?
si=41MaudnWx3SsYwRl

[misty tusk]

So this was an interesting sight on YouTube shorts

[fathom night]

you dont need this radahns easy asf

[keen raven]

for us yes, for new players.. hes hell.

[gentle steeple]

https://youtu.be/G2SBFalBsBM

[keen raven]

seems familiar

[bold bloom]

So you can cut spells in half with this apparently

[normal gale]

destined death always prevails

[viral lagoon]

[lean copper]

damn message references are goated

[lean tiger]

im losing my mind

[spark fulcrum]

Is this cancerous?

[indigo sable]

I refuse to use mimic for radahn I used it for malenia bc I’ve already beat the game before she can hop off

[normal gale]

holy saturation

[spark fulcrum]

Shiny

[paper star]

https://youtu.be/_5LBgUH4yWs?si=TyKRomAOnSVRH_2N

Hey guys, made a little video about my experience with the dlc. Check it out if ya want!

[hardy nexus]

Curved Sword Parrying Messmer on RL1, 0 Blessing https://youtu.be/57mk66IuaNU

[upbeat owl]

My man likes to smell the colors

[spark fulcrum]

Smells like order

[rain root]

If ykyk

[autumn pivot]

Oh, yeah, that’s fair.

[autumn pivot]

Always gotta be runnin man

[autumn pivot]

Try crouching

[grizzled grove]

just for you 🤣

[autumn pivot]

On the stake
that’s usually where those messages are lmao

[blissful mesa]

https://youtube.com/@baffoono?si=aK7xV_f7Xwg_A4Zp

[plain pecan]

jojo mentioned!

[plain pecan]

what i do🙏😭

[plain pecan]

luv gyro the goat and homelander

[warm prawn]

The face of a man who knows he’s cooked

[viral lagoon]

No he'll live.. I know it

[proven hound]

Is this good for wallpaper??

Miquella the Tickla

[normal raven]

I’d say so

Mines the frenzied flame ending

[viral lagoon]

So close! 5% HP remaining is a new record in my book.

[normal raven]

Keep trying mate you got this

[viral lagoon]

Yes! Being totally rested makes all the difference.

[upbeat owl]

Run it back

[honest void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8bpAYS7U74

[swift mirage]

Savage

[swift mirage]

Bro found a common and thought he was breaking grounds

[swift mirage]

Weak build

[upbeat owl]

Fire build

[viral lagoon]

Gold mask ending is superior

[viral lagoon]

little edit i made lol

[lean tiger]

This is my best. I just did it a few hours ago before work. Now I have to sit at work thinking about this dudes moveset knowing full well I’m not waiting for optimal timing because I want to rush a stagger to crit him into second phase asap

[hollow hazel]

Wilt thou be taken in the jaws...

Of the abyssal serpent, shorn of light.

[viral lagoon]

You’ll get there. Those delayed light beams after each attack make phase 2 a lot harder.

[lean tiger]

Dude if he never did his meteor attack I would’ve beaten him by now. I always drink my flasks and tank the meteors because I’m always in the middle of an attack when he charges up and it deals half my health. I struggle dodging his 5 combo move that ends with a huge holy AOE and another normal combo. That kills me or destroys my health too far to recover in time 😭

[viral lagoon]

Y’all tryna play this fr💀

[wintry parcel]

I have made some 'all dialogue' Videos for those who have missed some hidden NPC paths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TCSwZP1B5E

[autumn pivot]

Mimic tear is genuinely useless

I saw this mf walking AWAY FROM MALIKETH mid fight for no reason. That’s not even it, somehow it manages to keep aggro, but it somehow gets me hit regardless.

Mimic tear is the worst spirit summon in the game and you can’t change my mind

And yall BEST BELIEVE yall are getting the clip

Look in the background

[storm aurora]

(Credit to 2chubbs on TikTok)

[sullen tide]

2chubbs best tiktok content creator

[green horizon]

So real

[sweet gyro]

big hammer

[little radish]

Elden ring - Radahn, Consort of Miquella (no-hit) [only katana and rolls]
https://youtu.be/12kU2D1K9QQ

[golden fiber]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fCr3KHLqKLA?si=VKZSpUvRuieu49RP

Found this when scrolling

[keen harness]

watch me say every curse in the dictionary while fighting the dancing lion https://youtu.be/z2rTESh8zco

[azure ember]

Me vs The dancing lion

[storm aurora]

Fr

[golden fiber]

When will I fight my first boss that isn’t meant to kill you?

[keen harness]

wdym?

[upbeat owl]

Is it even a boss if it's not meant to kill you?

[keen harness]

ye like how is it not meant to kill you lol

[golden fiber]

So what does that make the one at the beginning of the game?

[keen harness]

what are you implying dude i dont think anyone understands haha

[bleak jewel]

https://medal.tv/games/elden-ring/clips/igkNbO6YIfg44TykU/d1337uce0hct?invite=cr-MSxGZGksMTYwMzE1MTc2LA i win AFTER DAYS

[unreal oar]

Fr

[oblique fox]

https://youtu.be/-fpMMgkWon4?si=80Z6vRuJVswA92-b

^ my new vid😭

[lost veldt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9aLgwyDiIBM?si=2OrKAjUzlDpggnyk 😭

[tribal edge]

https://tenor.com/view/david-martinez-skylar-white-yo-cyberpunk-edgerunners-brad-gif-338539645859718555

[hollow ridge]

see thats why i hate elden ring pvp. What was the coutnerplay? dont get parried? dont use a weapon tahts parriable? what the heck?

[hollow ridge]

now fight him without mimic tear or with your skeletons. we'll see how that goes. Everybody calls mimic tear garbage until its time to fight without it

[autumn pivot]

Nah I’d rather play the way the game lets me, I’m not gonna play differently because some “souls vet” told me to lmao

[hollow ridge]

no im not telling you to, im not even a vet. I just think mimic tear is plenty good and your not realizing how carrying it is (nothing wrong with mimic tear carrying you). I said that as a example. Youll realize how blessed mimic tear is when you use some trash summon

[merry owl]

ayo check out elden ring 2

it even runs on mobile!

[viral lagoon]

ALMOST THERE!! 3% left!

[merry owl]

let me solo them

[upbeat owl]

Bruh

[gaunt canopy]

I saw that that same app but with a clip of malenia standing infront of radahn

[merry owl]

their “company” is legit hyperdimension neptunia on the app store

[gaunt canopy]

Someone download the game if I don’t see malenia as the first enemy I don’t want it

[merry owl]

Yooooo they have 2 guns

[gaunt canopy]

I misread it as 2 cums

[viral lagoon]

Not just yet. 😏

[merry owl]

probably twice that considering all the stupids who downloaded this and bought micro transactions

[gaunt canopy]

Imma watch YouTube vids on this game

[thin warren]

Elden Ring, but I'm using democracy

[merry owl]

waste of time, go watch skumnut all over godfrey

[gaunt canopy]

It’s one of those games…

[gaunt canopy]

Nah imma go watch Donald trump get shot 2 hrs ago

[merry owl]

too bad they only grazed his ear

[gaunt canopy]

Aw😔

[merry owl]

can’t wait to see the ai renditions of this all over the news

[gaunt canopy]

It was prolly joe who shot him, sleepy boy need to sleep to get better aim😔

[merry owl]

i don geddit

[raw prawn]

https://youtu.be/1NKErH-U7sE?si=l3XZqo4qacH5Jn56

[gleaming ether]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SahIOO2cYw0

[royal dirge]

https://youtu.be/EYZvSFaPlUE?si=PhRmkU8ZQyg9o9Xx
Not me, but here's a mate of mine running the Red Bear build throughout the DLC in NG+2

[dire yew]

you got this!!!

[viral lagoon]

I like how only bayle and radahn break through the clouds, being the 2 hardest bosses in the dlc according to the lore

[quaint grail]

(spoilers)

[void ferry]

I'd like to see the otherside of this

instead of doing anything for others, the edit is just the tarnished killing everyone for himself, only to frenzy flame the entire thing

[hushed delta]

Me after beating elden ring for the 10th time

[errant owl]

Photo go hard asf

[hushed delta]

Ong

[floral comet]

Finally killed that chump

[gaunt loom]

small internet issues

[warm oak]

Teensy wifi issue

[warm osprey]

https://suno.com/song/2e565564-dd9b-43a4-b89d-5562966b61e2

Bruh i let ai make a song😭

[gilded wharf]

@minor quest

[tropic pivot]

Yes, I defeated Bayle.

• And what did it cost you?

Everything.

[hollow thicket]

Okay, who didn’t wanna burn melina

[hollow ridge]

Radhan is WAY WAY harder

[hollow ridge]

Damn that's beautiful

[hallow wyvern]

The Lands Between after I burned down the Erdtree:

[real pilot]

i need someone to play this with me https://www.roblox.com/games/17274204137/Escape-Freaky-Obby#!/game-instances

[gloomy ginkgo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTCZOd17j4g
rly proud of this kill pls check it out <3 (rl1 +0 no buffs/status/blessing/aow messmer)

[shut ember]

https://youtu.be/4ha6MZW9Ko4 - New video haven't released one in a long time. Trying to do a playthrough of JOURNEY 2. I'm 15 and trying to do a big hobby of mine and maybe make something out of it. THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!

[shut ember]

ALSO, my bad for the quality I accidently did a good quality instead of high BUT, it still does 1080p and looks good next vid I will make it look pristine and crisp. srry about that...

[viral lagoon]

That’s the most surreal sunset I’ve ever seen. Thank you for sharing!

[tropic pivot]

May caos take the world

[gleaming orbit]

I finally beat bro after over 12 hours of torture and trauma😭👊🏿

[dry kindle]

I didn`t have npc for Trina. Where i can find him?

I don`t wanna miss it second time.

[dry iron]

You’re gonna love the final boss

[dire yew]

did you burn the sealing tree?

[dry kindle]

Yea.

[dire yew]

he's gone forever 💔

[dry kindle]

No way, i can`t rlly?

[dire yew]

until ng+

[gleaming orbit]

As long as the camera angles arent cooked then indeed i am😭✌🏿

[dry kindle]

How do i talk to her then? I did NG+ for that!

[hexed nebula]

3 days and more then 170 attempt 😭

[dry kindle]

I wanna do terrible things with myself.

[dire yew]

you what

[void ferry]

W

[lean tiger]

I got really lucky with my staggers on him.

Thought I could never beat him and then I did easily on a random attempt. I am on nearly 15 hours of the final boss of the dlc though. I stopped counting my attempts.

[viral lagoon]

Pretty sure it’s a visual bug but it looks like I sliced his lightning bolt lol

[floral comet]

Hm I magically have all of these merchant bell bearings...

[regal igloo]

I see no difference.

[autumn pivot]

Hot take: Consort is just a bad version of of lothric and lorian with contrived difficulty

[ancient atlas]

What an amazing boss!

[floral hornet]

you can throw knives to make her dodge and engage. usually good for triggering waterfowl or the phantom attack

[vast sun]

Top 🔝

[ancient atlas]

Ty, I’m already aware of that strat though. I just wanted to show how ridiculous long she paces around for 😭

[hollow ridge]

hesitation is defeat
just attack her first

[dusky fossil]

Whats better blood hound fang or scavengers curved sword

[swift dew]

how do i get to those items in volcano manor😭

[valid dune]

Bro I’m done 😭

5 times me and my mimic 😭

I’m live on twitch if yall wanna see me get touched it’s Kyo_gokyo

[ancient atlas]

Wait can mimic get heart stolen??

[proud mica]

You done Spinning Midra ?

Lord of Frenzy Flame RL1 dagger parry only : https://youtu.be/ndnAWKTdn4M?si=DRpyrznqzry3H4nw

[untold wave]

@deep pilot

[deep pilot]

LMAOOO zoomed in and honestly looks just like her good work

[untold wave]

Can't wear a helmet now fr

[deep pilot]

Wear the dlc crown or st trinas flower tbh which is already there nvm

[robust ocean]

https://gofund.me/f6a62f08

[devout drift]

@willow spear hey how to get media perms?

[robust ocean]

😭

[summer bramble]

They dropping merch now on twitter 🤣 https://trumpwick.myshopify.com/

[cedar lantern]

you can guess how my grind for a single cleanrot spear has been going...

i didnt even post the helmets either, save me

[robust ocean]

😭 I got it eventually but it took so long

[cedar lantern]

im stuggling man, ive been at it for 2 hours. been watching penguinz0 to pass the time

[robust ocean]

do you have that silver scarab talisman?

[cedar lantern]

no this is a new character. otherwise id be using mask and scarab, but instead i have 110 discovery

[robust ocean]

dang 😭

[cedar lantern]

ive gotten 4 level ups from this one knight, like if hell exist, and im going to limbo, its gonna be elden ring item grinding

[robust ocean]

dang

[cedar lantern]

😖 * wrong emoji xD

[robust ocean]

💀

nah cuz who just pinged me

[cedar lantern]

oh mah god!!! (i used too many caps)

[robust ocean]

finally 😭🙏

[cedar lantern]

minor issues, i want 2 Q-Q

[viral lagoon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lVN9F6pzjwU?si=HZ9iiqxBb9ZaSIiM

[deep pilot]

That's surely infusible right, and not a somber weapon

[cedar lantern]

its not infusiable sadly, but it has a cool ash of war

its for vanity since my character is the buddha

[deep pilot]

So another weapon I need to farm for, where did you farm this one? Is there a grace super closeby

[cedar lantern]

Heart of Aeonia, run south and jump over the roots, then turn right, messages on the ground show a hidden rot knight

she should be eepin in the poison juice

[deep pilot]

Tysm, I just finished farming for the halo scythe and that took forever. Can't wait for round 2

[cedar lantern]

gl man, tbh i just got rly unlucky

[limpid lintel]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/68KoLHHgSC9NV8ZkYZaHBm?si=909d8649b6dc47a1

W playlist or nah?

cool

[valid dune]

Do I even have to say anything….

[indigo valve]

The mana is crazy

Broke bro's ankles

[whole halo]

😭

Intelligence build is the way to go

[sleek umbra]

Cuurseeee youuuu Bayleeee

https://youtu.be/U__lXeJ1jhE?si=Gw4cVhMSPOMa-mBx

[rancid vault]

It’s done….

[south solstice]

"I like the way he kissed me"

[south solstice]

that man\

[tropic briar]

what the honk

[royal quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWI6JI8aaz4

[limpid lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVsx41tJn_4

[eternal hazel]

I did not know you can ride Torrent in here lol

[royal quarry]

wait what lmao

[eternal hazel]

ikr. you can just ride Torrent threw the entire building for some reason lmao, I think this might be the only building where you can ride him inside of it actually

[vestal kindle]

he’s literally small, and has the body of a kid. what are you on about

[proud yew]

Schizoposting

[deep pilot]

Miquella is cursed with eternal youth btw

[vestal kindle]

@vestal steeple you’re gross af bruh, tryna justify this 😭🙏🏼

[vestal steeple]

What 8 year old looks like Miquella in his adult form? What 8 year old has those proportions of a 6-7ft dude?

[vestal kindle]

what adult form?? that’s not him?? that’s radahn…. are you actually stupid ??

[vestal steeple]

Did you not look at what I posted

[vestal kindle]

yes, and that’s not miquella? like what? that’s radahn with miquella piggy back riding on his shoulders

[raw totem]

AINT NO WAY this man’s is trying to justify Miquella, the guy who’s canonically trapped in a child’s body.

[vestal steeple]

His flashback cutscene body is what we see when he's still in his physical body with childlike proportions, the body in the topmost portion. Later he gets turned into a weird 12 ft monstrosity by mohgs egg physically, then later on in the land of shadow, when he abandons his flesh, his new body has adult proportions, as seen in the bottom part

[vestal kindle]

LITERALLT, tell me you didn’t play elden ring without telling me you didn’t okay elden ring

[vestal steeple]

brother I've got 1000+ hours

[vestal kindle]

bro no he doesn’t, HES LITERALLY STILL A KID, you’re actually so gross, like it’s CANON miquella is cursed to be a kid forever. You can’t justify this bruh 😭

[raw totem]

Also like Miquella is canonically a sick, manipulative bastard.

[vestal steeple]

What does the rememberance of a God and a Lord say?

[brisk grail]

"miquella is cursed with eternal youth" He is cursed with nascency

also ion think a child can do all of that

[raw totem]

He left Malenia to quite literally rot, to the point where she was certain he was dead, he brainwashed Mohg to get his way into the shadow realm, and used his corpse to revive Radahn, who he also most likely manipulated into being his consort, hypnotized a whole posse of people to help him get as far as he did.

He even ditched half his true self by leaving Trina in a hole in the ground. He’s an irredeemable monster.

[vestal kindle]

you’re acting like because miquella is TECHNICALLY in years older makes it okay. it’s still a little kids body, you’re the type a person see a n anime character drawn as a child and say it’s okay to be attracted to them bc they’re canonically 1000 years old. you’re a freak, get a life weirdo

[vestal steeple]

https://youtu.be/gcKufm8d6kA?si=sRpvBMp7WuV5C2Yn

"miquella is 8"
look me dead in the eye and tell me this is an 8 year old

[raw totem]

Bro I ain’t even looking at you unless it’s down the barrel of a gun, you’re weird.

[burnt glade]

is this tough?

[raw totem]

Not a good weird either. You’re just a creep actually.

[brisk grail]

for a "great cause" , dude almost everyone in the game is evil, you can literally say the same abour Ranni

[vestal kindle]

notice how the title is “adult” miquella 😭🙏🏼 meaning he’s still a kid

[brisk grail]

their name is drake warrior

[raw totem]

Ranni actively did what she could to get the people she cared about out of the way. She tried to save you and Blaidd the grief of what was to come, we just decided to keep sticking our nose in her business.

Miquella abused everyone who cared about him to get his way. Ranni couldn’t get rid of us if she tried. That’s the difference.

[vestal steeple]

If any of you say this looks like an 8 year old, you need your eyes checked

[eternal hazel]

Just got this amazing view

[deep pilot]

Streak of light in the water directly in front of you makes this go so hard

[vestal kindle]

it’s canonically a child stop being a freak and trying to justify liking little kids. Weirdo bruh.

[burnt glade]

i heard miquella is hundreds of years old

[brisk grail]

when did she try to save us i think i missed this

[raw totem]

Nah freak is a disservice to cool freaks out there, this dudes a creep.

[vestal steeple]

There is quite literally no child in question

[vestal kindle]

body of an 8 year old, and this guy is attracted to it

[pale turtle]

what armour set is that

[dire jacinth]

didnt miquella shed his flesh to get to the shadow realm or something

[eternal hazel]

IKR, i got it after I went to a random site of grace, and instantly tried to get on top of the highest structure so I can take a screenshot, it really is gorgeous

[vestal kindle]

still cursed to be a child forever

[brisk grail]

no, only in the lands between

[burnt glade]

well being attracted to an ingame character is already freaky

[dire jacinth]

was tryna type still weird as fk but the timer hit me lmao

[vestal steeple]

yes, his body in the flashback cutscene is a different, childlike body than the one he has as a god / spirit, which is adultlike in proportions

[vestal kindle]

keep being a creep homie

[vestal steeple]

How am I a creep?

[vestal kindle]

yes

[brisk grail]

this is pure coping

[dire jacinth]

lets be honest you were probably this weird about miquella before you even saw his adult form like lets not lie to anyone here

[raw totem]

Not once, but twice did she basically say “alright, you’re done, go, what I do now is my job and mine alone” both after giving her the finger blade, and after we basically force her to let us help her deal with the baleful shadow, in which we once again force our way into her business.

Ranni sealed away Blaidd so he couldn’t hurt himself or anyone else. Probably woulda done what she could to help Iji too.

The people who helped Ranni wanted to help her (or wanted to take advantage of her in Seluvis’ case), half of the people who helped Miquella quite literally say to you with a forced smile and tears in their eyes that they don’t have any other choice, that Miquella is making them.

[vestal kindle]

word 😭

[brisk grail]

he got rid of the curse when he ascended into godhood, literally grew into an adult

[brisk grail]

didnt Iji locked Blaidd up

[vestal steeple]

So what is it now, you agree that his body is adult form but now you wanna make unsubstantiated claims that I liked him when he wasn't an adult?

[raw totem]

Miquella is an irredeemable, manipulative monster. Ranni is just kinda antisocial.

[eternal hazel]

ikr

[brisk grail]

i dont think Iji locked Blaidd at Ranni's will

i assume so since hes now a god

[vestal steeple]

I'm trying to figure out how I'm a creep for liking someone who looks like an adult?

[brisk grail]

and is an adult

[vestal steeple]

like do you point to Griffith and be like "yep that's a child"

[raw totem]

Okay fair enough, but still, failing that, Blaidd wanted to help Ranni free herself from her bindings of the fingers, even knowing what that entailed. She’s not blameless, Godwyn was her proxy to make things work, but the people who helped her wanted to, not because they were charmed by some inescapable magic.

Ranni never once forces anything upon us or others. She’s no saint, but she’s nowhere close to as awful as Miquella.

[dire jacinth]

my man was scratching his neck waiting for dlc to release so he can justify his weird lil fetishes ong

[pale turtle]

what's a griffith? i only know of miquella. an entirely unique character not based on any existing ip

[raw totem]

Nah dude, you’re a creep.

[brisk grail]

okay true

[vestal steeple]

how

[pale turtle]

i mean the how is obvious. they think you're attracted to a child

[raw totem]

There’s nothing I can say you’ll listen to, but you’re f*cked in the head.

[vestal steeple]

does this look like a child to you

[pale turtle]

i hear you.

[raw totem]

Yes actually that baby face is haunting.

[brisk grail]

i mean people with young looking face exists

[vestal steeple]

Now if you look at Miquella's model pre-Enir Ilim, you'll see he actually looks like a child

[dire jacinth]

young people who are young and young faces but still young and underage and young also exist

[raw totem]

There’s young completions and then there’s “bro looks like a middle-schooler”

[pale turtle]

he looks mostly untextured.

[vestal steeple]

https://youtu.be/FZenCeZ00_Q?si=fXZ-eQ8sfbw3Pg4M

[raw totem]

The justifications are desperate.

[dire jacinth]

true since hes shrouded in light most of the fight you dont even get to see him properly during it

[pale turtle]

i do love miquella's hair. very envious.

[vestal steeple]

I shouldn't have to justify saying an adult looks like an adult but here we are

[raw totem]

He doesn’t though, at all. Like not remotely

[dire jacinth]

if you actually thought there was nothin wrong with it and moved on people would forget about you in like 2 hours but you keep tryna defend yourelf so desperately

[vestal kindle]

the only difference is his height tbh and does that mean because a kid is tall you can be attracted to them

[vestal steeple]

brother he has the proportions of a 7ft person if you know how to count head height, he's larger than the tarnished, and has a soft face

[raw totem]

You wanna tell me he aged ten years in the twenty minutes it took me to get from shadowkeep to Elim I call bullsh1t

[pale turtle]

isn't the model literally that of an adult though?

[vestal kindle]

bc a 13-17 yr old can’t like an 8 yr old 😭 child is a wide range

[pale turtle]

like that is miquella as an adult? or am i misunderstanding the lore.

[vestal steeple]

the "8 year old" in question:

[vestal kindle]

you’ve sent this 20 times holy crap shut up

[raw totem]

So are most of the demigods, that doesn’t mean Jack or sh*t

[dire jacinth]

sending the same picture 50 times isnt an argument

[vestal steeple]

still waiting for someone to look me in the eye and say this looks like an 8 year old

[vestal kindle]

height does not = adulthood

[raw totem]

And the picture he keeps sending still looks like a child

[pale turtle]

but like.. is it? i'm genuinely confused now. i thought that was misquella as an adult

[brisk grail]

yes. He grew into an adult when he became a god, got rid of his curse

[raw totem]

I’m standing right here and you’re ignoring me, so

[dire jacinth]

wouldnt say it looks like a child but wouldnt say it looks like a full fledged adult either like this all comes down to the she actually a 500000 years adult dragon god who just looks like that

[vestal kindle]

he never ascended to a god i thought, we stopped him

[brisk grail]

no he did but we killed him

[vestal steeple]

simple yes or no, does this individual look like an 8 year old?

[pale turtle]

we kill a few gods. we're cool like that.

[raw totem]

Oh yes, and we all love and take that justification seriously.

He still looks like a kid, that should be off putting.

[dire jacinth]

nah not 8, 13 maybe

[vestal kindle]

bro shut up please you’ve sent this 1000 times yes it looks like a kid

[brisk grail]

when he stepped out of gate of divinity he already became a god

[viral lagoon]

can anyone link me to one of those guides to make your online character lvl 713

[raw totem]

He looks like a kid. Yes. You’re a creep.

I don’t care if he’s 8 or 14, billion he looks like a kid.

[dire jacinth]

someone said 8 as a random number and he got stuck on it for so long like if he proves the character isnt 8 but 10 instead that makes it better, fyi: it fkn doesnt edit: damn

[vestal kindle]

no in lore he is 8 like the canon body is 8

[raw totem]

Delusions of a creep. Dont even talk to me.

[dire jacinth]

yeah smaller legs arms and chest and mostly younger features cant see how it looks like an adult

[raw totem]

“He’s tall so he’s legal guys don’t worry”

[vestal kindle]

bro, please shut up. HEIGHT does NOT = adult . youre a creep

[humble crypt]

but but but. shes 50000000 years old even if she looks like little kid SMH ughhh

[pale turtle]

i just want to know if he's supposed to be an adult lol.

[raw totem]

Yknow you and Miquella actually make a great pairing, you’re both irredeemable monsters.

[wild echo]

'he

[vestal kindle]

basil fire pfp

[humble crypt]

im 5'2 adult i guess im illegal

[dire jacinth]

yeah shes a 5 billion trillion old god who just happens to look like a lil kiddo i dont like her cause she looks like that tho i swear she has a great personality

[brisk grail]

he is at the final fight

[vestal kindle]

i don’t think this is confirmed

[pale turtle]

i want the people saying it's a child to say if he is or isn't.

[humble crypt]

but but but but but REE

[brisk grail]

elden ring lore is vague so things are rarely confirmed

[raw totem]

I mean he certainly doesn’t look the part, and there’s absolutely no lore supporting he did anything to shed his curse of eternal youth, godly being or otherwise.

[vestal steeple]

So you're telling me this is a 7ft 8 uear old?

[vestal kindle]

it’s not confirmed at all, he’s literally just taller, so they’re just boldly assuming it’s a full grown man, what if he’s only 13?

[pale turtle]

so you think the model of a child they show and the model in the fight is the same?

[humble crypt]

no he looks like 8 years old not that he is 8 years old

[dire jacinth]

this guy was waiting for some revelation that miquella was finally an adult after 2 years and fkn looked at a mirror and his miquella body pillow and said "finally, my time has come"

[raw totem]

Bro is so hooked on the 8yo thing, clutching onto this argument like his life depends on it.

[brisk grail]

i mean he could either be a child or an adult at the final fight, depends on how we interpret it bc thats how Miyazaki wanted us to do

[pale turtle]

why does he randomly grow taller? he's cursed with being a child, not being short.

[humble crypt]

maybe he should fight with an alligator if u know what i mean

[vestal steeple]

you think this looks like an 8 year old?

[raw totem]

I think we tread the safer path when the interpretation leads to potentially being a creep.

[brisk grail]

bro i told you he got rid of the curse 😭

[pale turtle]

i know you did! i want the other people to explain what's going on.

[vestal kindle]

he couldve aged, yes, BUT, it could’ve only been a year or so, that’s still a kid

[humble crypt]

well below 15 for sure

[calm moat]

Rip you're just aa tall child /s

[raw totem]

Take a shot every time this guy says 8 year old, you’ll be dead in minutes.

[vestal steeple]

So a 7ft 15 year old?

[dire jacinth]

so this guy takes anything above an 8 lmfaoooo

[pale turtle]

he ages one year and grew several feet? okay. fair enough.

[vestal kindle]

bro everyone is tall in elden ring

[brisk grail]

because gods are big, literally look at the gods in the lands between theyre big asf

[humble crypt]

lets be honest man. u would still use the same argument if he was 5 feet LMAO

[viscid cape]

Tarnished is 5 ft 7 I think

[raw totem]

The demigods all tower over the player character, and when you measure them all up, that Miquella is still a head smaller than the smaller demigods, your argument holds less water by the minute.

[vestal kindle]

his siblings are like 10 ft tall bruh 😭 7 ft could be average for a 13 yr old

[pale turtle]

yes, that's fine. i just wanted someone to say it. it seems crazy to me that be like, he got a year older based on literally nothing lmfao.

[vestal steeple]

He's not 5ft though, he's larger than the tarnished lol

[humble crypt]

also im 5'2 and most teens nowdays are taller than me. i guess its ok to date teens cuz they're taller huh?

[raw totem]

He’s still the shortest demigod by a lot, so what does that say?

[dire jacinth]

ii had 6 feet friends in 8th grade this guy got 0 argument

[brisk grail]

i mean hes cursed with nascency, so when he got rid of it his power grows along with his body

[pale turtle]

is miquella shorter than malenia?

[vestal steeple]

No, that's a huge leap of illogic

[vestal kindle]

yes, mis type, he is shorter

[raw totem]

Yeah. Not by much, but he absolutely is.

[humble crypt]

i can already imagine how u look like...

[pale turtle]

i really don't know how y'all can tell this stuff.

[viscid cape]

My cat peed on the toilet

[humble crypt]

pee on ur cat to show dominance

[raw totem]

And before anyone says “but Ranni’s short”

Ranni’s doll is short, her corpse we find in the inverted tower is still like, nine feet tall.

[brisk grail]

is that a femboy in ur pfp

[vestal kindle]

point is NOTHING is confirmed so why do they still take the chance of it being a kid 😭🙏🏼

[vestal steeple]

Okay so what I'm hearing is: Miquella looks like a 7ft 8 year old, a less than 15 year old, a 16 year old? That's crazy

[humble crypt]

yes its basil from omori ❤️

[raw totem]

Miquella looks way too young, and in any case is a manipulative monster.

[vestal steeple]

Manipulative monster part don't matter, ppl love Marika

[dire jacinth]

everytime you said if this looks like an 8 year old everyone said no but still underaged stop only getting caught on things that might ever so slightly help your weird ass argument and start reading the other messages

[humble crypt]

dunno why would anyone date miquella if igon exist

[vestal kindle]

he definitely don’t look over 16 bro 😭

[pale turtle]

i mean, i'm not arguing for being like.. sexually attracted to a video game character. it just seems like... everyone i know who played the game considers that an adult miquella we see. you're doing weirdo jumps in logic of 'mmm it's probably only a year older maybe' and it just makes no sense to me. it's bizarre. his curse is eternal youth, not shortness. why would he get taller.

[brisk grail]

i dont think hes a femboy in the game tho no ❓

[raw totem]

Are people in the room right now? People pity Marika with the new lore, she’s still an irredeemable monster many of us either replace or burn away.

[humble crypt]

hes 100% a femboy in the game.

[vestal steeple]

No, the guy ViccValentine said he does in fact look 8

[vestal kindle]

literally only 2 ppl here agree with the fact he looks like an adult, everyone else like 3-5 ppl do NOT think that

[raw totem]

Where. Quote it. Quote me saying those exact words.

[brisk grail]

thats wild

[raw totem]

Either case, the exact age doesn’t matter. “Too young” does. Miquella is too young.

[dire jacinth]

yeah it was some other guy who said he looks like an 8 year old

[humble crypt]

how is that wild

[vestal kindle]

agreed

[pale turtle]

looks like an adult vs. be an adult aren't the same thing though, right? like you can't stop someone who looks under 18 from doing things 18 year olds can do because they aren't 18. and if his curse of eternal youth goes away, then....??? i dunno, it seems nonsense. don't sexualise video game characters, it's weird.

[brisk grail]

femboys are funny

[raw totem]

Or at least fawn over ones that aren’t gonna dig up so much controversy.

Be into Radahn, Radahn didn’t do a damn thing wrong.

[vestal steeple]

But yeah anyways I don't think Miquella looks 8, he looks like an adult to me, I'm 17 though so what do I know

[dire jacinth]

and DONT sexualize video game characters who were depicted as a child 99% of the time and now looks like just a taller child

[brisk grail]

its neither confirmed if hes still a child or adult when he became a god, so you guys can assume that hes still a child and they can assume hes an adult so lets stop bashing

[humble crypt]

damn i guess im funny then

[vestal kindle]

EXACTLY like he is just a tall kid bruh 😭

[pale turtle]

don't sexualise any video game characters who aren't explicitly sexual. they aren't asking for your weird attention.

[dire jacinth]

47**

[vestal kindle]

nah, bc if it’s not confirmed it’s best to stick with what we originally know, which is it was a child.

[brisk grail]

thats the "safe" way ig

[vestal steeple]

Y'all are such silly goalpost movers

[raw totem]

Radahn learned magic that forever improved the quality of life for all of the lands between just so he wouldn’t hurt his horse. He beat Malenia fair and square in a duel and refused to die when she nuked his whole country over it. He was canonically one of the strongest, and kindest demigods, and had Malenia not been a sore f*cking loser, probably would have been a damn good contender for the third Elden lord.

[dire jacinth]

someone send the torpedo out

[brisk grail]

who is Chase anyway is that your bf

[vestal steeple]

but bottom line is Miquella is pretty and I love him

[dire jacinth]

keep it to yourself then

[brisk grail]

cause if you have a bf and still thirst over a fictional character thats crazy work

[raw totem]

Of all the twinks in this series you choose the controversial one, don’t act surprised when people conflict you on that.

[pale turtle]

who are the other twinks?

[brisk grail]

me

[vestal steeple]

I don't really care if idiots tell me the guy with the proportions of a 7ft male looks like an 8 year old

[dire jacinth]

my god hes still tryna defend it after saying his bottom line i am actually done with this absolute goober

[humble crypt]

a pdf living in denial

[pale turtle]

you're not in dark souls.

[raw totem]

Gwyndolin is okay, Messmer is… kind of a monster… wait…

oh no that leaves Lothric and he canonically fcks his own brother*

[brisk grail]

the protagonists:

[vestal steeple]

@odd raven more false accusations

[pale turtle]

messmer is a twink?

[raw totem]

Look at him.

[humble crypt]

he is the definition of twink

[brisk grail]

everyone got twinkified\

[pale turtle]

hm.... i don't see it.

[dire jacinth]

wdym false your whole point in life seems to be admitting that you like miquella like were not on whether you like him or not were on whether its alright to like him

[raw totem]

Tall, lanky, thin, long haired, slightly effeminate

He is the definition of femboy.

[granite grove]

Do anybody have any runes

[pale turtle]

ah you know what. helmet-less. i do see it. he's quite handsome.

[brisk grail]

no, buy them with the money u got

[vestal steeple]

Nah, I was talking about fromsoftware games and difficulty and some dude randomly said Miquella is an 8 year old

[pale turtle]

buying runes is so wild to me.

[raw totem]

I know right?

It’s a shame he, yknow, commits genocide.

[dire jacinth]

he doesnt even deny the liking him or him not being 100% an adult he just denies the part where its his whole personality

[granite grove]

How

[humble crypt]

idc hes hottie id date him

[raw totem]

That ping was meant for @pale turtle whoops

[vestal steeple]

brother have you been ignoring everything I've said up until this point

[pale turtle]

hotty, get it, because fire.

[raw totem]

The things we do for evil men.

Ah well, I’ll take evil and unquestionably legal over whatever the hell Miquella is.

[humble crypt]

HURR

[dire jacinth]

im talking about your last comment where you ignored like 80% of my comment, like are YOU reading all the comments?

like brother at this point you could reveal that youre irl miquella and id still say youre some weirdo cause of how hard youre defending your dumb argument

[raw totem]

Anyways forget these demigods, time for the freaky takes from the resident monster f*cker

Romina.

[vestal steeple]

I'll repeat myself again: It's perfectly fine to like miquella. I like him, I think he looks like an adult, he has taller body balance proportions and size than the average adult. He has existed as long as Malenia has been around, therefore an adult mentally, and his body is that of an adult. There's nothing child about him. Also I'm 17 so even if you wanted to say he's specifically 16 or something for whatever headcanon reason, it doesn't matter

[humble crypt]

nah someone who would date miquella wouldnt look like miquella. more of u know...south park fat gamer meme

[raw totem]

And if I may dare be insane.

Metyr

[dire jacinth]

"an adult mentally" where have i heard of this before

[raw totem]

If you need to write theses to justify yourself maybe you’re in the wrong.

[vestal steeple]

If I look at brad pitt and say "he's an adult mentally and physically" then you just single out the mentally part, is that intellectually honest?

[raw totem]

Brad Pitt is unquestionably an adult, there’s absolutely no “maybe”

[dire jacinth]

i mean if you were looking at a barely 18 year old version of brad pitt and was tryna justify yourself for liking him then yes, i will single out that part

[pale turtle]

i think if you're looking at a barely 18 brad pitt, as a 17-year-old...? that would be fair to see him as mentally mature, probably.

[vestal steeple]

Also why do y'all care so much about what characters I, a minor, like?

[raw totem]

Ride that excuse while you can lmao.

[dire jacinth]

because we cant confirm youre 17

[vestal steeple]

You can't confirm I'm not either

[humble crypt]

i mean i doubt he would not like miquella once he become 18 anyway

[raw totem]

And if you are, looks like you’ve got like another 100 some days before that excuse doesn’t cut it anymore.

[vestal steeple]

Nah, based on your headcanon version of Miquella, Romeo and Juliet laws got me covered (even though it's a fictional character)

[dire jacinth]

typed a long ass comment but it go blocked now i dont even have the mmotivation to type anymore

[humble crypt]

oh hell no...

[raw totem]

Ahuh, sure, justify it however you want. Three years from now you’re still into questionable characters you’ll go the way of Romeo and Juliet.

[vestal steeple]

ok lol

[dire jacinth]

like if you were actually 17 and we said all of this you wouldve jsut said ait and went on your way no 17 year old has that much motivation to prove theyre not some weirdo

[humble crypt]

i mean for a person who think he is in the right. u sure trying hard to defend urself. if u think u are right. why care?

[pale turtle]

how old are you?

[raw totem]

I’m still sitting over here waiting for someone to fight me on Romina or Metyr.

[dire jacinth]

21

[humble crypt]

ew u can ahve em

[pale turtle]

because we're all using this much motivation to continue this fairly pointless conversation.

[vestal steeple]

Brother's 21 tryna police what me, a 17 yr old, what characters i can or can't like lool

[raw totem]

Fair enough.

[pale turtle]

i don't even remember who romina is.

[raw totem]

Saint of the bud

[humble crypt]

its the pink bug lady

[dire jacinth]

yeah what you dont get is age matters for determining if youre a criminal or not but it doesnt matter for dunking on criminals

[pale turtle]

my only ever slight fanatical reaction from these games was artorias. he's still so cool to me.

[vestal steeple]

what

[raw totem]

Elden rings resident lady with a bug for legs.

[dire jacinth]

my age doesnt matter, yours does

[humble crypt]

but i do have a fact that we all agree on. we would all date igon

[raw totem]

Not a chance. Dude is canonically out of his mind, and I can only imagine how he smells.

[brisk grail]

no

[pale turtle]

i'm not worthy of igon.

[dire jacinth]

wheter im 5, 8, or 96 doesnt change my argument but yours changes if youre some weirdo teen or an actual criminal

[humble crypt]

dude would date romina but not igon...

[vestal steeple]

It does bc why do you, a 21 y/o care so much what characters I like, like you're a whole 4 years older than me bro

[pale turtle]

i thought st. trina was very pretty too. eepy queen.

[wild echo]

Igon no but Florissax yes.

[brisk grail]

does anyone have messmer spear for spare

[raw totem]

I would go to a bar with Igon, I would not date the dude.

@humble crypt Romina does not really have enough lore for me to remotely deign if she’s a serious threat to me or not, but she certainly seems significantly more stable.

[brisk grail]

gay bar

[dire jacinth]

"yo bro why is this judge whos a whole 40 years older than me care so much about what characters i like or not" you gonna say that in court if you actually get caught irl?

[raw totem]

No that’s with Blaidd.

[pale turtle]

ohh! the centipede lady. i dunno. she's okay. not for me.

[vestal steeple]

so ur tryna act as judge of a 17 y/o as a 21 y/o talking Abt fictional characters, got it

[raw totem]

A respectable answer.

I cannot blame Quelaag for awakening something in me as it likely did other members of this community.

But had DS1 gotten to me before whatever did awaken me she probably would have.

[humble crypt]

let him man. maybe one day we will catch him on. ''why dont you take a seat''

[pale turtle]

yeah, i do kinda see her as like.. less hot (again, get it, fire) queelaag.

[dire jacinth]

you dont got it thats your whole point. again, my age doesnt change anything about my argument since age isnt correlated with it, your whole argument is im 17 so i can like him which means if youre not 17 your whole argument falls apart

[raw totem]

I dunno what I’d even blame for my Teratophilia.

Actually, it was probably Pokemon.

[pale turtle]

i'm more into spiders than i am centipedes. too many legs is a slight turn off. (i hate spiders. the scorpion-spiders live in my nightmares).

[humble crypt]

im coyote peterson. and now youre entering the danger zone

[vestal steeple]

Naw he's an adult, but I still think he's a cute character. I'm allowed to like adult characters in video games stop being a creep

[dire yew]

romina

[wild echo]

Who needs bug women when dragon women exist?

[humble crypt]

i mean callng urself miquella wife sounds more than just ''liking''

[pale turtle]

the only lady i'm into in elden ring is maybe malenia.

[dire jacinth]

oh im the creep now lmfaooo

[vestal steeple]

yea love is a better descriptor

[raw totem]

Florissax is the closest thing to a Neet this series will ever see.

And good for her, she can get it.

[humble crypt]

but officer she is 5000 years old.

[pale turtle]

i called myself briquella. i don't want to have sex with miquella though. i promise.

[wild echo]

She is literally dragon wife.

[vestal steeple]

It's normal to love Miquella, it's his whole schtick

[humble crypt]

[raw totem]

“You actively ruined my life, as punishment, we are now married”

O-oh, alright, okay then.

[dire jacinth]

his whole schtick is hes a manipulator who brainwashes people through love. the whole fkn problem is loving him is not ok

[pale turtle]

ohh! nepheli loux. she's my favourite lady in elden ring. there's no good art of her though.

[humble crypt]

homie one day is gonna be sitting with vitaly and an alligator facing torward him

[wild echo]

I do not see it as punishment. Dragons are kinda exotic things you can meet in bed.

[dire jacinth]

my man mohg lost his life soul and body and got branded as a mohglester for years and this guy says miquella's whole schtick is loving him is ok

[raw totem]

I mean lorewise, that’s probably what Godwyn boned.

So of course, he’s even more of a chad than we already knew he was.

[humble crypt]

poor mohg. the moghlester became the moghlested

[vestal steeple]

Also I'm tryna figure out, if y'all headcanon adult god form Miquella as being a child, and in said game you have to kill what you believe to be a child, why are y'all playing a game where murdering what you believe to be a child who forces people to love him is a main objective? Y'all should be cancelling George RR Martin rn

[humble crypt]

damn i killed children in the walking dead too. i guess we need to cancel that xd

[raw totem]

Now you’re just baiting, go be a creep in the corner.

[dire jacinth]

mans never seen "no russian" lmao

[pale turtle]

was george involved with the dlc at all?

[vestal steeple]

I'm pretty sure there's no children in no russian mission. Most games with killing omit children

[humble crypt]

i mean isnt there like children death in game of thrones too?

[dire jacinth]

so killing one kid whos a manipulative monster*** is worse than killing like 500 adults?

[vestal steeple]

It's taboo to let players kill children in games

[pale turtle]

in video games? yeah.

[wild echo]

Godwyn, Vyke and Tarnished are only named persons who did it with dragons but since there is start race which is related to dragons i think that more people did that.

[raw totem]

Miquella abused and manipulated anyone who ever cared about him and several people who actively wanted him dead to get what he wanted, I don’t care how old he is, he’s a monster who needs to be stopped,

[humble crypt]

damn he shouldnt know about the game in my pfp LUL

[vestal steeple]

And these characters aren't real btw, if you headcanon Miquella to be a child in his god adult form, you're willingly playing a piece of fiction about child murder. You don't have to play the game but you chose to. That's messed up

[dire jacinth]

he finally understood that he had no chance defending his weird criminal fetishes and now hes goin after us instead like if he proves me as a bad person its gonna make all my prior arguments invalid

[humble crypt]

omori fans staring at u

[pale turtle]

it is a werid argument.

[raw totem]

Oh no guys, the child f*cker is trying to make us look bad.

Nah I can’t even.

[vestal steeple]

@pale turtle Well it's a valid one, why is someone playing what they effectively believe to be child murder simulator? It's not but going based on their false pretense, that's what it is

[raw totem]

Delusions of the deranged.

[pale turtle]

we also kill like.. brain dead students in rennala's boss fight.

[humble crypt]

the game i just finished recently of 15 years old kid who killed his teen sister and then hanged her so it appears she suicided. i guess i shouldnt play the game

[dire jacinth]

lets say im a child killer, does that change what you are?

[humble crypt]

that too

[vestal steeple]

You play a game you believe to have child murder, I'm a minor who thinks adult Miquella is cute, we are not the same

[dire jacinth]

yeah you cant prove that youre a minor tho

[pale turtle]

unless the students are randomly 18, who knows, they're like.. deformed creations from larval tears or something. we probably already killed children in elden ring prior.

[vestal steeple]

don't need to, nor would I dox myself to creeps online

[dire jacinth]

do you know how many times ive seen the im actually below 18 so its ok for me to like this child character argument online

[raw totem]

I think you’ve played enough of your hand to us unfortunately,

[dire jacinth]

yeah like knowing youre such a creepy creature i dont think id even wanna see what you look like

[raw totem]

It’s right up there with “they’re actually a 4000 year old dragon god” on the list of “sh*t that does not cut it”

[vestal steeple]

"Let's say I'm a child killer" —Elgato, 2024

[light badge]

i'm not a mohglester but i thought the whole point of the cocoon thing was to show miquella was finally maturing into an adult lol

[humble crypt]

this looks pretty accurate

[pale turtle]

hehe, it is a video game. it's a very silly argument.

[dire jacinth]

"i like this child character but im actually 17 so its ok" this fkn weirdo

[vestal steeple]

the difference is I have a real quote, you don't

[raw totem]

I’m not humouring these delusions further.

[vestal steeple]

ad hominem doesn't bother me, luckily

[pale turtle]

touch grace is still my favourite elden ring meme.

[vestal kindle]

this is still going ? 😭

[humble crypt]

he would rather touch something else

[dire jacinth]

your whole quote has "lets say" in the start its like quoting someones novel about murders and tryna frame em as a murderer

[blissful mesa]

https://youtube.com/@baffoono?si=M4Mi-PGW9DgMi1UG

[vestal steeple]

Jerma did it too when he said "let's say I stuff you into a blender" which makes your pfp more funny

[wild echo]

Better find someone else for simping than Miquella. Like hot dragon woman.

[humble crypt]

welp i give up on this person. cant wait to see u on chris hansen show

[vestal steeple]

No, I don't think I will

[dire jacinth]

yo damn you learned how to change topics when its not something you wanna argue about, respect for the character developement

you shouldve learned it like 30 years ago, old hag.

[vestal steeple]

I'm a girl

[light badge]

or messmer!!

[dire jacinth]

happy now?

[humble crypt]

mongrel intruder

[vestal steeple]

sure

[wild echo]

Messmer have snakes instead of nipples.

[pale turtle]

messmer is cool. don't be mean to messmer.

[light badge]

the 18 inches tho

[humble crypt]

how do u know...

[wild echo]

I watched this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qK49zltOB8

[raw totem]

Fr. So many hot older ladies in this series, and this dudes going after the barely-legal twink.

[dire jacinth]

messmers snake friend goes through his chest and sht maybe it covers his nipples?

[vestal steeple]

The Drake Warrior part of my username is deliberate btw, despite it being an in-game terminology, it's funny

[humble crypt]

wtf he does have snake for nipples

[pale turtle]

i never noticed messmer's feet. does someone at fromsoft have a foot thing.

[dire jacinth]

miyazaki does

[humble crypt]

imagine if tarantino and miyazaki work on a project together

[pale turtle]

foot soles.

[dire jacinth]

like there are too many feet shots in this game to count

[wild echo]

I never lie about lore.

[vestal steeple]

so Bloodborne with extra blood?

[light badge]

every woman has no shoes and there are multiple second zoom-ins on feet

[humble crypt]

dont talk to me

[pale turtle]

messmer has like metal sandals.

[dire jacinth]

even the final fight with radahn where miquella enters and its just like a 5 second shot of his feet, which weirded me out so much i started skipping the cutscene instantly

[humble crypt]

if tarantino and miyazaki work on project together. we gonna face foot bosses and the boss special move gonna be shoving it into ur mouth

[vestal steeple]

y'all should go back to general btw sorry for turning this into a chat channel

[dire jacinth]

like i think there are more barefeeted characters than people with shoes in the game

[light badge]

morgott 🤤

[humble crypt]

malenia: tarnished. wanna sniff my foot

[dire jacinth]

she got no foot its prosthetics

[wild echo]

She have metal feet dude.

[humble crypt]

tarnished. wanna sniff my prosthetics

[raw totem]

Still a more agreeable fetish

[dire jacinth]

the prosthetics are gold as well so it probably doesnt even smell like anything since gold doesnt interact with most of the chemicals

[humble crypt]

this god damn nerd. STOP ruining my joke

[raw totem]

I’m sure Malenia makes up for that by a 20 foot radius of sickly-sweet toxins,

Seriously, do not breathe near this woman, you’ll contract something lethal before you ever make it to first base.

[humble crypt]

imagine sniffing red giant feet

[dire jacinth]

worth it

[vestal steeple]

and Miquella did nothing wrong btw

[dire jacinth]

bruh shut up already

[slender light]

Kinda hate this journey

[pale turtle]

hehehe!

[raw totem]

Romina at the very least has notable control over the scarlet rot.

Which like, sucks for Malenia honestly. Malenia was cursed to rot from the inside out forever, Romina turned her trauma into “haha wee pretty flowers pretty butterflies”

[vestal steeple]

nope

[light badge]

anyways thoughts on my tarnished?? i think he's a cutie

[raw totem]

With a jawline like that why bother with the sword?

[pale turtle]

he looks cool. i like him.

[humble crypt]

looks alot like mine

[dire jacinth]

just looking at it pains me to a degree that cannot be explained with words

[pale turtle]

woah woah misgendered i'm sorry lmfao.

[vestal steeple]

If you think about it, Miquella is just installing people with a 6th sense, or an extra instinct that brings them all together, they still have "free will"

[dire jacinth]

yeah it was mohgs free will to get branded as a mohglester, die, lose his soul and body, just for his now soulless body to be used a vessel for this innocent monsters new bf

[raw totem]

Ansbach actively tried to kill Miquella and was forcibly charmed to do his bidding against his will, if you’re gonna defend your awful stance at least get your facts straight.

[vestal steeple]

that was for a good cause to remove suffering

[foggy wraith]

bleed builds are so fun when you don't got a tarnished in your ear tell you they take no skill

[dire jacinth]

cause doesnt justify action

[pale turtle]

oh. i was confused why you hated until i noticed health bars. :c

[humble crypt]

that style...

[vestal steeple]

yeah it does, it's just a trolley problem

[heavy gull]

that's cause morgott cursed sword is a goated weapon 🔥

[winter sedge]

https://youtu.be/tpH7tP7wFVQ

[dire jacinth]

there are like 15 historical figures that i cannot name cause of server rules that prove cause doesnt justify action

[light badge]

can you fellas take this to lore lmao

[humble crypt]

imma be honest. id think miquella ending is the least evil. even if everyone is brainwashed.

[foggy wraith]

ong using a dex/arcane build and it's aow shreds only takes a combo to prok bleed and winged sword

[dire jacinth]

idk i like the regular ending you just sit on a throne and the world keeps going normally

[vestal steeple]

People act like having a Miquella ending would be bad cause you would be allying with an antagonist but chaos and dung eater endings literally exist

[raw totem]

I dunno man, I don’t trust the guy who brainwashed half his siblings to be god.

[heavy gull]

yeah that sword is so good and fun, I used it a ton a while ago

[humble crypt]

but u wouldnt know if u are brainwashed tho?

[raw totem]

Yeah and conversely Ranni and Goldmask endings exist. This point is moot.

[dire jacinth]

no ones saying having an ending like that is bad, doesnt mean everyone has to like to get that ending either. your point makes no sense

[humble crypt]

its like the matrix movie. why would i wanna live in bad reality when i can just live in a simulation without knowing that i am in one

[light badge]

i was hoping the cut abundance ending would come back lol. i do NOT want a current miquella ending

[pale turtle]

wait, is there a miquella ending?

[raw totem]

Well one, literally everyone we talk to who’s under Miquella’s charm knows and actively states it behind a forced smile and tears in their eyes.

And two, would not knowing really make it any better?

[vestal steeple]

No I'm talking Abt the ppl who say it shouldn't have been an option in the RPG even though choice of ending was already an element in the game

[dire jacinth]

i havent seen a single person arguing about that. maybe i just missed it

[humble crypt]

if u watched the matrix movie. u would sorta see my point

[light badge]

no. one was planned but it got cut

[pale turtle]

oh, huh! interesting.

[raw totem]

Isnt the whole point of the matrix movies about breaking free some said brainwashing though?

And also trans allegations but that’s not immediately relevant.

[vestal steeple]

Yeah not knowing does make it better, cause then there's no desire to pull away from something. Imagine if, as we are now, is more of a limited form in terms of our agency; and we once had access to a secret other choice that we as humans can no longer make. We wouldn't know, so we couldn't call it bad lol

[dire jacinth]

it would be cool to see what miquella imagined as a gentler world but i still wouldnt count it as one of the "good" endings

[humble crypt]

ok so lets say would u rather live in a bad reality or in simulation without knowing that u are in simulation?

[raw totem]

Anyone willing to pave the road to godhood with the corpses of those who cared about them isn’t fit to be god.

[blissful mesa]

https://youtube.com/@baffoono?si=TlDq-13lq4Ttg-Bd

[dire jacinth]

so none of em

[light badge]

goldmask clears every other ending tho, so it doesn't matter lol

[vestal steeple]

if he make everyone happi idc about ethics of betrayal

[raw totem]

I mean the simple answer is me.

I don’t kill anyone who cares about me.

[dire jacinth]

the people who died arent happy bruh tf you mean

[humble crypt]

can we agree that elden ring story is sorta bad

[vestal steeple]

trolley problem, greater good, I value less living suffering, even if a few eggs gotta crack in the process

[raw totem]

I like it, what’s wrong with it?

[dire jacinth]

"everyone happy"

[pale turtle]

i'm a chaos goblin. i like frenzied flame ending.

[light badge]

absolutely lmao. i don't mind base game but the dlc was so gut-wrenchingly disappointing

[humble crypt]

there is no real motive to become the elden lord. id rather cuddle with fia than sit on that throne. cuz i dont feel the motive for it

[vestal steeple]

Yeah I was technically incorrect, it was hyperbole

[humble crypt]

i have better motive to cuddle with fia than sit on throne tbh.

[raw totem]

If we’re really talking the path of lesser evil, Ranni leads to the least deaths of people who actually care about her.

Tied with goldmask I suppose but even then goldmask kinda wins because Corhyn is just a whipped whiner.

[dire jacinth]

i like it for the sole purpose of betraying melina i cant stand that bih

[pale turtle]

i like it for the sole purpose of it being metal.

[vestal steeple]

depends on what one holds sacred, the greater livelihood of humanity, life in general, or those closest to them. I choose the former

[humble crypt]

yess lets kill her and blaze the world on fire

[raw totem]

I mean that’s sort of the magic of it, innit? We get to find our reasons for doing so. Whether it’s godhood, fixing what’s broken, or even burning it all away and wiping the slate clean.

The majesty of these games is that so much is left to you, you get to decide your story, what you go, what happens, who lives, who dies. Who succeeds, who fails. Where, when, and why.

[dire jacinth]

yeah like i wait till melina gets bbq roasted then i touch the fingers, just as a fk you to melina

[humble crypt]

id say tarnished is more evil than all the gods combined. we literally slaughtering everyone

[raw totem]

What did Melina ever do to you? She saved your life, gave you healing, gives you level ups, gives you a car.

[robust ocean]

https://gofund.me/1c6b40bf

started a gofundme to afford the dlc 💀🙏

[humble crypt]

am i the only one who got confused when leda confronts u ? i thought i was going to serve miquella LMAO

[vestal steeple]

Should have been an option to challenge an alternative version of radahn without Miquellas help, his full rage, to see who's the true mightiest fit to be Miquellas Consort. Then we could have gotten Miquellas age of Compassion ending

[light badge]

yeah but all the demi-gods are completely insane except for, like, morgott

[dire jacinth]

blocked

[robust ocean]

💀

[humble crypt]

womp womp

[vestal steeple]

Kinda like sekiro's alternate Isshin fight for the massacre ending

[raw totem]

I sorta saw it coming not even doing her questline properly. Of course Miquella’s unhinged biggest fan wouldn’t like us getting anywhere near him.

[dire jacinth]

rennala is just kinda depressed with a hint of craziness and i think malenia is ok in the head a bit

[robust ocean]

😭🙏

[humble crypt]

u did but i liked miquella so i was like aw nooo we not serving him ;w;

[raw totem]

A hint? Her heartbreak drove her insane.

[dire jacinth]

i dont think rennalas insane is the same as radahns eat the corpses of your old comrades insane

[raw totem]

I mean cmoooon, we all knew Miq was gonna be a boss.

[humble crypt]

nah im dum i didnt. also imagine if u fight miquella and then u fight malenia and throw miquella head on her feet. that would be cool

[vestal steeple]

I didn't, I thought he was just gonna be the cute twink we take along with us at the grace sites to fight Godwyn or something

[light badge]

i was hoping he wouldn't be. it's just so cliche.

[raw totem]

She’s not far off, she spends her spare time reviving clones of herself with the lifespan of matchsticks.

[pale turtle]

i thought miquella was going to be a standalone boss after i beat radahn.

[dire jacinth]

true i guess

[humble crypt]

after beating consort radahn

[pale turtle]

hehehe! the true final boss, a small child.

[empty forge]

ı have this problem for 3 days

[vestal steeple]

that image doesn't work cause Miquella is bigger than the tarnished

[dire jacinth]

bruh punt that lil sht

[raw totem]

Radahn woulda been a curveball had I not spoiled myself

[pale turtle]

i was fully unspoiled. i avoided everything.

[empty forge]

can anyone help me ?

[vestal steeple]

Miquella's arm is larger than the tarnished's leg

[light badge]

i was kinda hoping he'd be the melina for the dlc, but i knew deep down he would be a boss lol

[humble crypt]

same. didnt check anything until i finished the dlc

[dire jacinth]

i was unspoiled till my friend randomly opened an unprompted stream in a discord call just fighting radahn

[vestal steeple]

yea

[light badge]

i just wanted ONE good main character for once

[raw totem]

I wanted to know what cool weapons were where, saw a pair of Radahn swords and went “oh cool, there’s some lore of Radahn in this dlc, I wonder where you get these swords… oh”

[dire jacinth]

and then you see the rememberence of a god and a lord and then realise its radahn AND miquella

[pale turtle]

same! i only came to this server to talk today because i beat the dlc earlier today.

when radahn's boss started and it was 'oh dearest brother', i won't lie, i got scared phase 2 melania would spawn. i don't know why.

[vestal steeple]

👁️

[empty forge]

?

[light badge]

i went on the wiki for quest info then i saw in big letters PROMISED CONSORT RADAHN on the main page lmao

[vestal steeple]

Fromsoftware games should always be played blind first, no social media, no YouTube, if you wanna avoid all spoilers

[light badge]

i woulda missed literally everything lmao. i am INCREDIBLY stupid. i went without a guide for a bit and found myself right in front of the radahn boss room.

[pale turtle]

i didn't even watch any trailers. i knew the dlc involved miquella and messmer, and i knew i got their via mohg.

[light badge]

so i still missed the st. trina quest : (

[empty forge]

Is there any solution to this?

[light badge]

idk zawg post it in the community help or something. not media lmao

[empty forge]

its not working

I have been experiencing this issue for 3 days.
Even though I uninstalled and reinstalled the game, it didn't work.

[empty forge]

ok

[robust ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/thegoldbeetle

[viral lagoon]

behold comet azur

[fresh gale]

SHANKS DESTROYS ELDEN RING PVP! (ONE PIECE BUILD): https://youtu.be/4GspnrOrWAg

[true slate]

Mohg got dissed

[leaden rampart]

but he beat the allegations

[thick bison]

Yes💀

[viral lagoon]

dawg he looks like a child 😭

[dawn horizon]

That's a 14 year old femboy e kitten bro