media-and-links

[haughty umbra]

got hit 0/10

[gray roost]

fr

[vale fox]

Well it is a PvP build and thanks

[latent saffron]

@little wing in online mode

[somber pagoda]

my assassins build - Its Britney Bich

[earnest fiber]

How satisfying is it to parry Margit? (RL1 NG+ fight)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHvSqu5IVsA

[weary hare]

Parrying him is sooo satisfying

[tidal token]

Good, goooooood

I’m the goat with BB lore

[viral lagoon]

Terrifying experience

[woeful crown]

releast stuff ive ever seen

[copper cairn]

wut

[viral lagoon]

I need help how do I get this ball?? I can't focus on it so not able to range it

[thin finch]

try range ahead, try better

[weary hare]

bow/crossbow aim down sight

[viral lagoon]

Aight. I tried with throwing knives but missed

I found my str req was way to be able to use my hand crossbow so I will let it rest until I have the reqs and try again

[weary hare]

You just need to shoot it once so it falls
Then take it's lunch money

[frail void]

Starting to get a hang of the fight

Plan is to basically just two hand my straight sword and abuse the fact she has like no poise.

No complicated setups, no wizardry, just die and die over and over until I can eventually win.

[flint raven]

looks like crap but best i could do

[inland pelican]

bro on the teliovision

[flint raven]

lookin for @little wing

[little wing]

I can barely see

yeah sorry I can't make it out

[flint raven]

this is better

[frail void]

Methinks I'm going to get the same PTSD hearing "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella" as I did at the start of my journey hearing "Put these foolish ambitions to rest."

[little wing]

and it's not on the liurnia tower?

[flint raven]

nope just checked

[little wing]

then I have no idea

[flint raven]

damn

[little wing]

unless you're looking at the wrong tower or something
send a shot of it as well for good measure

[flint raven]

bet

[radiant night]

if hes gonna cheat ill cheat back

[little wing]

either the quality is so bad I'm seeing things or it's on ranni's corpse

[flint raven]

nah its not

[little wing]

then idk what's wrong

[flint raven]

it was a message not the item

oh well thanks anyway also trust me it looks better in person

[little wing]

aaaa

@hollow pond

[frail void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqCRSfHRfb8

Look at how Miquella's arm behaves in this scene, he is alive in there.

[river cedar]

Wow ok Marika I just wanted to show my cat

@atomic temple

[atomic temple]

12/10 cat would steal

[river cedar]

She’s very snuggly and has TONS of energy

[west shale]

My dude died like a warrior, to a dude with a knife

[river cedar]

Zero dex? Bro practically hit the bullseye

[deft ridge]

Huh

What

[pseudo merlin]

@deft ridge me on Thursday

[deft ridge]

I need it

[pseudo merlin]

Me on Saturday

[deft ridge]

[vale fox]

https://youtu.be/0IBdz8xgXIs?si=ZPqtxU9DRQZkJSm1

[dawn locust]

dayum nice cake

😭

[naive dagger]

im him

[woven apex]

@solar rain ain’t a good picture but eh

[solar rain]

that works, thanks for confirming!

[lofty estuary]

Very cute

[pale valley]

(Blushes)

[pale valley]

Lil bro sitting like he owns the place 😭

[lofty estuary]

He honestly kinda does 💀

[merry current]

Feed me, love me, never leave me

[inner shuttle]

Orange cat activity

[lofty estuary]

Pretty much only one brain cell

[inner shuttle]

Had an orange cat, I can't find her anymore tho :/

[lofty estuary]

Awh :/ sucks hopefully that doesn’t stop you from adopting another or saving a cat

[inner shuttle]

Oh no dw was a joke, she's just extremely good at hiding

[visual lagoon]

I got a orange cat, he bites me, so I bite him back to make it even

[lofty estuary]

o fair I thought much worse 💀

Kevin likes to rub his cheeks on the carpet a lot that’s the only thing I can say tbh

[inner shuttle]

Would def be down for both tho, more kitty is always good

[inner shuttle]

lol ye she has gone missing a few times tbf, she used to follow me and my family when we took my dog out for walks

[lofty estuary]

o you should get an AirTag collar if you’re like worried etc

[inner shuttle]

Nah we're v rural, and she knows the area well now

[lofty estuary]

that’s good tbh I let my cats out on the account they have their air tags on

Luckily we have a big yard so they chill around

[inner shuttle]

As long as she's hungry she knows how to get home

[inner shuttle]

Ye that's def a good idea, although she has already lost like 2-3 collars lol

[lofty estuary]

yeah an AirTag collar really helps

Especially if you know your cat likes to roam around a fair amount

[dawn locust]

this server loves looking at photos of each others 🐱

[warped surge]

name one that doesn't

[old kraken]

going from this loadout to this one in a day is crazy, grinded quests all day

[tidal token]

It's me again- here's chapter 2 of my Bloodborne fanfic! (Just go to chapter 1 if you didn't see me post it earlier)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50419219/chapters/128041846#workskin

[eternal osprey]

Fr

[viral lagoon]

Level 10 gyatt

Dawg🤑😭🙏

Bomboclatt margit

[devout moss]

Holy sheep

[viral lagoon]

amogos

[split radish]

Delayed attacks traumatized me

[viral lagoon]

pretty much

[woven apex]

What

[viral lagoon]

Too real

[shy radish]

@halcyon kayak @gray roost

Sorry scoobs that just kinda killed me from my pov

[gray roost]

bro got squashed

[halcyon kayak]

lmao

[shy radish]

He was quick wit it though

[oak rune]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1rfYfa5kcyoCuKgnS23dc8J8lLLTqWXsWtq9qG4TxT50/htmlview

Click on armor effects

[woven apex]

Idek what this is but ok

[woven apex]

Idek what this is but ok

[gray roost]

type shi

[grand scarab]

@whole verge

[cunning shadow]

thank you

[grand scarab]

[whole verge]

anyone know if this is just a dead end? some sign says 'gesturing required'. A sign also on the ledge that got me here says to go here before going to boss

[sacred sail]

Look on the ground, there's an empty grave.
Interact with it to enter a secret boss

[whole verge]

oh thanks!

[young crest]

what are those statue for?

[warped surge]

DLC (jk)

[sacred sail]

Get a chonky boi to stand on it or hit it
Trolls, rune bears etc

[keen parrot]

what is the name of this spell red one

[broken lion]

Wtf

[viral lagoon]

@edgy robin

[edgy robin]

https://gyazo.com/72dec3c756bda37eae3a80986c15ce32
@viral lagoon

[sacred sail]

It's the ash of Gideons weapon, sceptre of the all knowing

Knowledge above all
It reduces everyone magic and holy negation by 10%, even yours

[tulip blade]

I did the thing

[wispy kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o9vbUXli4Xw

[pseudo merlin]

@deft ridge

[deft ridge]

Blahaj better

[regal hamlet]

Radagon wolf lite

[onyx badge]

W bull goat armor 💀🙏

[thick jay]

https://youtu.be/8tVK4P61gyQ?si=5b5qd0hKv5RKOEVQ took me like 4 hours this valid???

[azure herald]

I did not expect to make it that far 😭

[forest gyro]

Shameless plug and an Elden Ring edit. (Dont expect to see much elden ring on my t.t. though)

[hollow zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/scimmie-napoletane-scimmie-napoletane-monkeys-peppone-gif-18966020

[swift thorn]

Pacifist run by the way... I mean, if moongrum wants to jump into the void then why not???

[viral lagoon]

those sound effects though

[viral lagoon]

https://youtu.be/fPI76wxHc-4?si=H0j1dHr-vLe2rO7E
French song

[woven apex]

@viral lagoon

[woven apex]

Why are you purple in here

[viral lagoon]

Cuz I can’t send images when I’m red

[woven apex]

Oh lol

[woven apex]

Agree to disagree

[slim flume]

Tier list 👍 opinions?

[viral lagoon]

We Up

[exotic nexus]

Nice

[sudden oyster]

:(

[viral lagoon]

This tier list seems a little be bias

[slim flume]

Not a single bit

[short narwhal]

Damn, bro took the pancake butt comment seriously

[slim flume]

No one appreciated my tier list I’m making another

[viral lagoon]

It was a little bit bias

[short narwhal]

Oh I misread, i am apparently in a or b tier. (B tier for sure)

[viral lagoon]

since im not on it it must be that im just too good for the list

[slim flume]

Revised unbiased list any criticism is wrong and you’re an idiot

[viral lagoon]

Putting yourself on top is insane

[slim flume]

Anyone not here is irrelevant ‼️‼️‼️

[exotic nexus]

Nice

[sleek thorn]

how u gonna be a B tier ercord user and still put urself on top

[slim flume]

Tf you mean I’m the goat why would I put myself too

[digital flower]

L tier list

[viral lagoon]

I’m literally shanks (rat Frfr)

[sleek thorn]

crazy how im not S tier

[slim flume]

That’s a wild statement

[short narwhal]

Wild, I never even dunked on your tier list

[sleek thorn]

ah nvm im just above everyone else thats fair

[digital flower]

Lince is definitely s tier on the tier list

[viral lagoon]

I will stick with my rat tier

[exotic nexus]

I'm below mid tier which is completely understandable

[digital flower]

We stay humble🗣️

[slim flume]

I didn’t even realise

[sleek thorn]

shut ur stupid ass up mf

[viral lagoon]

lmao

oh god i have more than 2k messages i needa stay quiet

[sleek thorn]

it did im crying now actually

[viral lagoon]

Lince sometimes

[exotic nexus]

Bottom tier, let's get a drill an dig deeper down

[slim flume]

Why was I told to kill myself

[dusky oxide]

Why am I there twice

[sleek thorn]

thats NOT what i said at all

[exotic nexus]

My drill is the drill that will pierce the earth's core

[slim flume]

You said death yourself 😭

[dusky oxide]

ivy explain why am I there twice

[sleek thorn]

ur supposed to be in F i forgot i put u up there and forgot to delte it

[viral lagoon]

Lowkey fw this tierlist

[digital flower]

W tier list

[dusky oxide]

can I just chill in C plz what I even do bruh

[slim flume]

Of course you do look at where you are 💀 I got told to end it bro 😭

[sleek thorn]

ur weird

[digital flower]

I’m chilling outside the tier list

[dusky oxide]

When????

[viral lagoon]

Just bc I’m on A tier and you’re at the bottom means I like it I just agree on some of these

[dusky oxide]

Why am I always lost in a. Tier list

[viral lagoon]

Idgaf about your dumbass tier to begin with you can end it all or sum and I wouldn’t care

[sleek thorn]

aint NO way slide is S

[slim flume]

I like this tier list

[edgy remnant]

Finally a good tier list

[viral lagoon]

Who the hell is Eric

[dusky oxide]

Dang

[slim flume]

Thanks shlawwg 🙏

[digital flower]

Wait where would I be

[dusky oxide]

I'm getting low ratings dawg how do I get this Shi up up bruh I don't even know what I did, did I commit a crime or something

[sleek thorn]

schlaaaawg slides an odd fellow (sorry slide)

[viral lagoon]

Meh C for Coolin cause I be coolin

[digital flower]

Sheldon, young Sheldon

[surreal rune]

y’all know what this brand is ?

[sleek thorn]

schlawg u have twice my message count

[slim flume]

@dusky oxide tier list

[digital flower]

60K - 70K messages is perpendicular😭

[digital flower]

40K messages*

[sleek thorn]

bro will never stop talking

oh ok

[obsidian bison]

https://medal.tv/games/elden-ring/clips/1xWhwy3kNqe2wg/d1337OxGrmSw?invite=cr-MSw5RXQsNDcwMjcwNDUs
can anyone tell me why this happens? i cant run

[slim flume]

Ofc you’re like Mariah Carey you fruity mf

[short narwhal]

Overburdened. Too much stuff equipped. Level endurance, put on great jars arsenal talisman, or unequip/change weapons/armor

[obsidian bison]

alright

[hollow hazel]

first try of the day

[main rapids]

@solar rain @lethal stratus

[lethal stratus]

Are you trying to prove yourself right or something?

[solar rain]

doesnt really look like a cat, either

[main rapids]

Yeah its a cat

[solar rain]

lol bro took a screenshot like we didnt already know what this thing looks like

[main rapids]

i downloaded the image from google

[solar rain]

ok well, thanks but ye I knew what you were talking about thats why I told you the name of it

[lethal stratus]

Save yourself the embarrassment would you

[queen wave]

@main rapids

[compact adder]

https://youtu.be/xjwrOk_9qf0?si=_7zEv963te4rEkO7

Actually could anyone share this link to Reddit because I’m not able to post anything atm

[lethal stratus]

In short, you have too much of an ego to refuse you’re wrong and will resort to any sort of blind rambling in a desperate attempt to save your fragile dignity

It’s laughable

[warped surge]

guys can you settle it through a duel

[thin finch]

[thin finch]

[sly thunder]

oi check out this sick remix for Darkeater midir boss theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFKLntXTr_I

[thin finch]

@lethal stratus

[lethal stratus]

Oh those, I thought they were called legs

[thin finch]

I-

[lethal stratus]

Ohhhh I see, thanks a bunch

[thin finch]

[viral lagoon]

owned on 3rd try

[verbal zodiac]

Malegia.

[viral lagoon]

what to add guys gogogo

[verbal zodiac]

Blade of Kneequella.

[lethal stratus]

Is this rendered?

[viral lagoon]

no its realtime

[lethal stratus]

You must have one hell of a pc

[viral lagoon]

just a 3070ti xD

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6TKESyPp9wA?si=aG5fQPtOhPrC9w7W

[dry kernel]

I'm loving playing without HUD but it's so hard to know when you're gonna accidentally kill em or not, I wanted a cleaner fight than this

[remote hinge]

Hör dir Schizophrenia von derTüp an auf #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/dBgrm

[rough scarab]

😭

[viral lagoon]

My character so fine

[pseudo merlin]

@deft ridge

[deft ridge]

Blahaj better

[sonic latch]

https://youtu.be/rgxjGCWYTUY?si=jxXOz3x05bnZrTgv

malenia in sekiro goes kinda hard

[untold smelt]

That's me 100%

Going to England be like ^

Oh my god his soul gone

Okay probably because it's good advice but still rude

[verbal zodiac]

What happened?

I do not use TikTok. I avoid it like the plague.

[dry musk]

@dense token

[dense token]

okie thanks!

[dense token]

wait i’ve been there

[dry musk]

did you get in?

[honest hazel]

Everyone is mad at mojang and fed up with mob votes

Which is fair

[sleek thorn]

@stuck bane @paper valley

[silk elbow]

Mhmmmmmmmm

[devout moss]

🤢

[silk elbow]

😾

[sleek thorn]

ur just sad coz ur b

[devout moss]

Im way too low on that ngl

[silk elbow]

Bruh what is THIS

But why post that HERE

[verbal zodiac]

Artistic reference.

[lofty estuary]

Please stop posting that

[verbal zodiac]

Based.
Absolutely zased.

[nocturne bison]

What is this place

[empty token]

Took me long enough, oh well

I can finally join the DLC waiting line

[compact adder]

and now allant https://youtu.be/6-qRjv_isrw?si=7JgGt1E2aXG7LV9l

[nimble venture]

selfie for proof

[viral lagoon]

Oh

[lime jungle]

real 100% not fake, true

[devout moss]

Thats ai generated

[fervent lodge]

@sterile jacinth

[sterile jacinth]

ah ty

[fervent lodge]

its the upper class robe

does it work

[stuck bane]

what do i have to do to be s tier im gonan cry

pls

[sleek thorn]

wdym

[stuck bane]

how do i get promoted

[sleek thorn]

uuuuh idk tbh

mortis is a too so like its pretty high

[stuck bane]

mannnnnn

[stiff ermine]

@golden surge https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/ARMORER'S+COOKBOOK+(1)

[golden surge]

Thx

[stiff ermine]

Np

[lethal stratus]

Mf you don’t even have the seal equipped

[thin finch]

so as i said u dont have it in ur hand

[true ice]

bro what

[thin finch]

look at the bottom left of ur screen

[lethal stratus]

That’s a staff (why are you using both anyway)

[true ice]

so why does it say remove

[true ice]

im a prisoner

[thin finch]

in ur HAND, not in ur pocket ffs

[true ice]

LMAO

[lethal stratus]

That doesn’t answer my question, of course you’re at the mohgwyn farm ffs

[thin finch]

🦯

[true ice]

it works now

[thin finch]

i didnt even paid attention LMao

[true ice]

i just unlocked this like 20 min ago cause im broke

[thin finch]

ur broke bc u dont explore the 'OPEN world" game

[lethal stratus]

Stop using both sorceries and incantations

[true ice]

alr i just got the game so i have no clue what im doing

[thin finch]

bro didnt talk listen to varré
also its an open world just run around

[lethal stratus]

go back to #community-help

[placid pier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjboRF2fYq8&ab_channel=ObeyYourMaster

[river cedar]

Found on r/eldenring, average person in #community-help

[warped surge]

I highly recommend lies of p review section

[wide charm]

Why can't I post pics-

[warped surge]

go get the Tarnished role

[wide charm]

I've been here for months and I never did 😂

[main rapids]

@lethal stratus @atomic temple

[atomic temple]

Just because it’s purple doesn’t mean it’s lightning wtf

[lethal stratus]

just admit you're wrong, it's embarrassing

[main rapids]

No wait look at the back line its lightning

[lethal stratus]

you're hopeless

[atomic temple]

It’s literally not lightning wtf are you on about

Lightning won’t hold up huge boulders

[main rapids]

Depends if you have lightning and telekinesis powers

[lethal stratus]

"depends" mf

[main rapids]

U can lift lightning w teleknisis

[atomic temple]

There’s literally no such thing as telekinesis. It’s not lightning and you can either accept that or continue living your delusion 👺

[lethal stratus]

this mf tried to justify proving that the erdtree burial watchDOGS were cats by highlighting CATacombs just so he wasnt "proven wrong"

[atomic temple]

Dude must’ve leaked from general chat

[lethal stratus]

it's pitiful

[river cedar]

Bro what

[lethal stratus]

@river cedar @atomic temple

[atomic temple]

What does cat-LIKE mean mf? Does cat-LIKE mean they’re cats?

[lethal stratus]

this guy would be great working as a news reporter

[river cedar]

No way he really did that, blud has an ego higher than the Erdtree

[main rapids]

Its a game telekenisis can exist

[river cedar]

Fr

[atomic temple]

Yeah it only exists for like one enemy type in the entire game.

[lethal stratus]

just admit you're wrong?

[river cedar]

[atomic temple]

He’ll never do that he has to save face no matter what

[main rapids]

Its true

[viral lagoon]

Face reveal

[terse lotus]

@main rapids

[main rapids]

I dont think thats gideon

[wanton hollow]

@daring rivet this part, LOL

[daring rivet]

LMFAO that turn is crazy 💀

[daring rivet]

lol look at my jump attack completely miss 😭

[daring rivet]

downloaded that and will keep it forever

360 beastmen ooga booga

[silk elbow]

@mighty sorrel

[ripe perch]

@lethal stratus good suggestion 👍

[lethal stratus]

looking great 🔥

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EUGmWX7Q0wo?si=qn54uq0hxHel4ub1

[ebon turret]

@woeful crown

Wow man 🇹🇷 🐺 🇹🇷 looks chill too

[weary hare]

@junior sonnet
The pain is building

[junior sonnet]

😄

[weary hare]

I hate SA ping bro

[woeful crown]

2 weirdos for 1 good guy

👎👎👎

[queen wave]

[kindred osprey]

👍

[weary hare]

I hate that duo. Good riddence

[tropic briar]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxyBEs6SLML/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[west shale]

Beautiful and sexy

[orchid quest]

i wanna send a video here but i cant its 200mb how can i send

[kindred osprey]

Bro is it a video or a whole movie

[orchid quest]

its 3 min video

[kindred osprey]

No it's not

No 3 minute video is 200 megabytes

[weary hare]

Margit the indecisive

[warped surge]

he stands there like

[weary hare]

He just took it all and the something snapped

[orchid quest]

its 200mb

[kindred osprey]

U can go to the very left one

I mean U only can see it I think

[supple tangle]

right, in help chat people told me I cant go there from that entrance, something about Ranni quest

[kindred osprey]

Big one in middle is bossfight I think

[supple tangle]

I killed the big moose after activating the pillars, I dont think its there

[kindred osprey]

And very right it's just rocks

[kindred osprey]

There's 2. Regal ancestor spirit and ancestor spirit but the boss room is the same I think

[weary hare]

He used the mouse scroll wheel bro

[slate jewel]

I actually like that, lemme finish it

[limpid arrow]

😱 GUYS they had a blodboorne reference in ELDEN RINGU?? 😳 Rememeber to big chungus smash that like button for more handmaid's ladle one shot tutorials 😎

[twin oak]

just so you know, you can keep attacking the bodies as they die, and it'll do damage to the main healthbar. It's a weird "hidden" mechanic (aka bug)

[kindred osprey]

You can? Didn't know that. Thank you

[raw lake]

I love it when bosses do near-instantaneous aoe attacks without any warning whatsoever it’s so fun

[limpid arrow]

lightning leg go zap

[raw lake]

Did it my 4th try

But like I would’ve had it on my 2nd if he didn’t just do random crab outa nowhere

[sleek thorn]

@echo harbor @pseudo merlin @sweet lion

[sweet lion]

I didn't even qualify

[echo harbor]

so true ivi

[sleek thorn]

ur B tier and vessel is C

[viral lagoon]

Sometimes

[raw lake]

Was this ?

[sweet lion]

pop is definitely a serial killer

[sleek thorn]

objectively correct tier list

[outer quiver]

idk how I made it so high but

[raw lake]

Ohhhh people in the server, cool

[sleek thorn]

ud have been A if u talked more, 2022 coom was easily an S, same w uni and shuwa_uwa

[crisp haven]

this the most dogsht tier list of 2023

[orchid quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dfn_IbuY3Y

[river cedar]

Opal should be at least B tier, man is the only active community mod

[outer quiver]

I've bean armored cooming, maybe when da dlc drops tho

[sleek thorn]

u just say that coz ur right where u ought to be

[fast geode]

have this statue always been in stormveil near rusted key room

ive been here like 20 times and never saw or notice it

[wide charm]

Wejust made something unholy

[wide charm]

@tranquil nexus

[devout moss]

Is that you, lee?

[dawn locust]

https://preview.redd.it/ikumi-nakamura-and-hidetaka-miyazaki-2023-colorized-v0-5f93cvjoaffb1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7c9ae5d0715754667499a48987a32f2f7e93f9eb

[short narwhal]

I wish, he looks so happy

[devout moss]

I was talking about the women on the left

[dawn locust]

yeah its ikumi nakamura

[leaden hearth]

Whaaaa

[idle dagger]

OMG THAT'S SO CUTE! The way he's blushing too, I love him

[dawn locust]

miyazaki is a ladies man

[leaden hearth]

So the guy on the right isn't Miyazaki ?

[short narwhal]

Oh, same girl. I think shes a game director too?

[granite olive]

That looks like Kojima. (Guy on the right)

[devout moss]

Do yall think Kojima and Miyazaki have a secret relationship?

[granite olive]

It probably isn't him, but they look kinda similar.

[dawn locust]

thats not kojima lmfao

[short narwhal]

Not even close lol

[idle dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-saul-goodman-meme-walter-white-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-25494141

[dawn locust]

no it doesnt lmfao

[devout moss]

The guy on the right looks like my father

[wide charm]

👀

[granite olive]

Regret coming back to being active here. Needed a reminder.

[honest hazel]

Here's a bunch of skarmory

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JnwjtngLaoQ?si=bkc9F2FC7r3uZReq

[wide charm]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[wide charm]

Here's a better one

[short narwhal]

@devout moss probably the most petty you'll ever see me lol

[paper valley]

I sent him it already he's really stupid

[short narwhal]

Nah he's just being intentionally obtuse no doubt, but I was hoping to see the reaction lol

[devout moss]

Look at the you moron

[short narwhal]

You dropped a word

[devout moss]

Scepter of the all knowing, not Hammer of the all knowing

[short narwhal]

Scepter of the all knowing, classified as a hammer by the game text itself. The scepter is a hammer. They're not mutually exclusive

[devout moss]

So its a scepter AND a hammer

[short narwhal]

Yep

[short narwhal]

Mostly a hammer though. Scepters are by definition staffs, but elden ring staffs cast magic. This one just bonks though, so it's more hammer than scepter

[viral lagoon]

Man everything gets easier once you beat the game once

[fleet citrus]

just a rampage

the beastal sling is so fast

[viral tiger]

I was the last kill lol 😂

[robust swan]

Lmao Fr

[queen wave]

Spooky please tell me what that sword and aow is

[analog citrus]

Gtfo

[river cedar]

Hey @hollow tusk interested in joining a pyramid scheme?

[gray roost]

Nagakiba + sword dance

[queen wave]

Gonna have to find sword dance don't think I have that

[pseudo merlin]

You can get banned for putting opal in D

[sleek thorn]

opals a nerd sometimes, hes cool but a nerd nonetheless

[pseudo merlin]

He’s a mod he’ll get you

[white crown]

can you imagine? thought people may find this interesting.

[warped surge]

I date my local mathematician (I'm dyscalculiac)

[wispy kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE1As3qUwJE

[vague canopy]

https://youtu.be/U9pWml3TpRQ?si=dQtsb7d7hU8NViQy

how to skip to FoF ending

[tall loom]

Guys what does he mean?😟

[keen dirge]

chill dog

[weary hare]

He chill

[weary hare]

pew!

[worn mango]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5K1J2O4zEU

[rich valve]

What you think of this fit

[cinder python]

Armored core 6 is dead…#eldenring #eldenringpvp #er 😭😭😭
https://youtube.com/shorts/IXZhyTtu2Mw?feature=share

[thin mauve]

some guy summoned me then took my build

[inner shuttle]

eld ring

[tall loom]

Banana👍

[viral lagoon]

Man i didnt know fort gael was a thing wtff

[steep dirge]

@visual aspen

[visual aspen]

Oh

[dusty fjord]

Pirating rn

[viral lagoon]

Bro posted himself committing a crime

[dusty fjord]

Caught Myself Red-handed

[white crown]

No

[kindred osprey]

Always when I die my mate says "just parry" I got PTSD from that sentence

[floral hornet]

why the random morlock

[solid star]

Found the image thought it was funny wanted to share it

[supple tangle]

how do you get to the top part of this?:

the map is inconsistent to where I am, whats shown there is not really where I am. Im currently at the village of the Aublinaracs or something

[raw lake]

This look ok ?

I don’t know anything about fashion in this game btw lol but I do know a lot about destiny 2

[wide charm]

@fleet citrus @undone ingot

[livid zinc]

worth it

[undone ingot]

?

[river cedar]

Where do I get one.

[viral lagoon]

It's a smithing 8

[tidal token]

Yoooo
What are you going to upgrade?

[proven basalt]

so fire

[sage wing]

Ty man

[slate jewel]

No pic perm 😳

[viral lagoon]

where can i get the dog stuffy

[viral lagoon]

https://anilist.co/user/Ventra/animelist

[silver plume]

Bunny girl senpai 5.6

[viral lagoon]

yea it's a monogatari rip off but it's not bad

[viral lagoon]

a lot of ppl don't know abt that cuz bunny girl is more mainstream

[silver plume]

Hmm

Yeah never watched monogatari so cant comment

[viral lagoon]

i put the bunny girl movie at 7.5 tho

my memory's bad but ik i liked it

[sweet lion]

a weapon fit for slaying a god

[thin finch]

xD

[weary hare]

I'm fairly certain that you're supposed to slay a god not lay a god

Freida gives me nightmares sometimes

[livid zinc]

yootooz if its still up

[livid zinc]

^

[sage wing]

lmaooo

[weary hare]

This is what will happen in the dlc
I'm calling it

[queen wave]

[queen wave]

You're packing one mighty sword

[dense mason]

Nice

[lethal stratus]

images are a thing but ok

[kindred osprey]

Is this MF DOOM?

[weary hare]

She looks like she's listening to someone talk about the most boring topic possible but wants to pretend that she's listening to not hurt their feelings

[lethal stratus]

it's the unnecessarily intense stare lol

[daring sapphire]

https://youtu.be/wDuLnPwoiso?si=LI0o6xxV6MThnGWA Latest thing I made. Enjoy.

[viral lagoon]

🤨

[weary hare]

And this, tarnished
Is why Melina burned herself

[earnest fiber]

No hit Phase 1 RL1 Malenia with curved sword, total domination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRCY3yf1Umc

[daring sapphire]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4k5doZLDXUs

He's back...

[weary hare]

Tf is that lotr rip off character

[warped surge]

MGS reference??

[oblique hollow]

@little wing

[little wing]

that's a buff

[oblique hollow]

What’s the buff ?

[little wing]

what are you using? talisman and crystal tear wise

[broken lion]

https://youtu.be/pdqO95Dx950?si=DklA96TSoUHEGNtJ New build video out now

[river cedar]

Fr, man looks like an exiled Numenorean king or something

[weary hare]

thank you!

[sudden plank]

https://youtu.be/eifKSmqF_Hs
My review of the garden of eyes mod

[verbal zodiac]

[radiant sparrow]

Got myself 100 runes just now. At least, if I can find a merchant

[dense token]

:(

[lofty pelican]

The microsoft monopoly

[lofty pelican]

Check the news dammit they acquired activision today

Lmao you need to step on some grass

[lunar elm]

Drippy or nah

[robust swan]

Here’s my current fit;

[lunar elm]

why do the swords look unusually large

[robust swan]

Idk… they’re rapiers too lol

I angles the camera to look closer, so maybe cuz they’re closer? Also rapiers r kinda long

[sweet void]

pole blade kinda fun (the stinky bear was interrupting my bf 👁️👄👁️)

[terse dawn]

Cool hand movement tbh

Check this out tho

I got this clip today I was waiting for the guys to arrive for around 2 minutes

[brave root]

Truth about France

[river cedar]

There are also bedbugs in Paris

[brave root]

Thx I forgot about that

[frail mesa]

nice is nice tho, or so im told

[brave root]

Idk I'm not a fan of big cities in general and I prefer mountains

[dry olive]

I wonder who is in paris

[robust swan]

…

[dry olive]

French people

French people are in paris what else

[brave root]

Macron

[viral lagoon]

ranni questiline

[inland pelican]

the 4chan guy went crazy

[inland pelican]

theres a bug you might be able to do that involves a stake of marika and some mountain climbing + poison damage

[hardy tulip]

Paris has one of the worst smells of all humanity

[broken lion]

https://youtu.be/tthrOWKsnm0?si=UhE_TlAwKx_dOng2

@languid relic

[languid relic]

u are quite good

i love the range on the running light

[broken lion]

Not really, but thank you 🙏🏽

[supple tangle]

here we go again.. attempt number 15

[granite prawn]

https://youtu.be/5NFLgzMwJ6Q?si=_PSIgx39bB6_EsX8 melania parry/r1 attempt

[tawdry bloom]

stupid high stats (modded, convergence)

[supple tangle]

Im growing a passionate hate for turtles

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xRVh0EVzq8c?si=S54N2ClfSyX2Z_zr

[dry kernel]

Good thing that's a dog

[supple tangle]

sure, a dog.

[dry kernel]

[dense token]

which boss

[supple tangle]

What do you mean by boss

[dense token]

idk u said 15th attempt so i thought it was a boss

[supple tangle]

Oh, that pic, just before renala

[dense token]

rennala was easy for me beat her on 2nd attempt

[compact adder]

https://youtu.be/t-KdDFOhHFA?si=BDN6q_TOOmSJ7Z8q

[queen wave]

For just a moment.. I was not maidenless....

[whole garnet]

Average fromsoft npc storyline ending

[queen wave]

I was watching the manscape video and they got banned while I was watching it

@tranquil nexus

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/24YlKTM1Qqc?si=hzhv3HzpEG1dMkbJ

[north lintel]

Finally

[river cedar]

My cat is obsessed with my Xbox because it gets so warm

[crisp haven]

Time to bake it

[prisma thicket]

Some no-hit
https://youtu.be/J9zekTxbqQw

[ashen rampart]

what can I say

the poise changes broke pvp as well as fixing it

[terse dawn]

Xd

[wheat kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brhmi-S9eI4
ELDEN RING: The Road to the Erdtree - Chapter 5 [COMIC DUB]

[onyx tiger]

YOOOOO

[weary hare]

Funny pot head man

[river cedar]

She started gnawing on the casing so we had to move her anyway

[cunning shadow]

What’s the deal with those planes

[honest surge]

Idk they landed at the airport it’s a fighter jet

[cunning shadow]

I see em all the time outside my house and what not

[honest surge]

Do you have an Air Force base near you?

[cunning shadow]

Nah I have Detroit tho xD

[honest surge]

So they are probably from Selfridge ANG Base

[cunning shadow]

Ahh, always thought I was ganna get bombarded

[pastel copper]

this is beautiful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuIDnWKPr7A mane why isnt there any embeds in this channel 💀

[viral lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO86GCGrjh4&t=460s Beating Elden Ring as Guts | Crumbling Farum Azula

[onyx tiger]

Who pinged me

[willow dew]

@wise compass

[hallow plinth]

https://youtu.be/dRYqZk36VIE?si=oQlBe3LKwlDco2eP

^ buhurt video, will be me one day hopefully

[turbid viper]

Looks fun

[whole garnet]

When the Godfrey meets his son

[rose jasper]

ngl lords of the fallen graphics are looking good

[floral hornet]

the lighting looks half baked in 90% of the areas

[rose jasper]

Both of these images have filters on. My bad. Should’ve used non filter. These were taken in photo mode

[west shale]

Well fock dis

[cunning shadow]

W build?

[terse dawn]

Kk

[gray cobalt]

https://youtu.be/qvRBZKOkEyY?si=j5FFa4ZO-5G3cl-H

[orchid ruin]

https://youtu.be/LIoB5C_nZCo

[fleet swallow]

Fun fact; warhawks can be parried

[weary hare]

Without buckler if you were curious

[sweet void]

that, kind sir, is amazing.

second try lookin rather juicy ngl (i’ve never fought him before, only the one time i died cuz i didn’t know about his holy splash thing)

[daring sapphire]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mHU7eGmRUUE?si=HM5UjBl10vLtoGzq

[queen wave]

I love when he says that

[green goblet]

Rigger?

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/J3dHjvr6vJM?si=NR_rQMCavALb9KOV

[supple tangle]

Should I fight it ?

[viral lagoon]

Too powerful

[pseudo merlin]

@viral lagoon

[viral lagoon]

You can turn into that?

[pseudo merlin]

Am that

[viral lagoon]

Very interesting…

[pastel wolf]

Demon souls traps are everywhere! https://youtube.com/shorts/R-9Eq5sps9I?si=tZLVujuTSp2dwOnM

[twin oak]

@raw quiver because I have an upgraded weapon and you don't I still get a debuff to stats at RL1 lmao

[raw quiver]

LOL

[twin oak]

@raw quiver

[viral lagoon]

💀

https://youtu.be/DerCpLR0-04?si=z5dNL22gHpFTeSgY

[twin oak]

The second screenshot is without Radagon's soreseal lul

[viral lagoon]

The first build in the video

[sullen blade]

https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingUnusualSlothUWot-e1s2OAuqlNfscGlc

[eager prawn]

Even in Night City, people are waiting for DLC 😛

[verbal zodiac]

What.

Ain't no way.

[river cedar]

What that is so cool

[dusty fjord]

Cyber nostalgia for me looking at the screenshots

[shy bloom]

Didn’t know my sweet miquella could do this

[tidal token]

Real, I did it myself

[lime jungle]

Ma’am Gideon of Purr, The all purring lol

[shy bloom]

Discord ahh quality

[fossil gorge]

How get item

[little wing]

have one of the enemies break it

[fossil gorge]

Break what?

[little wing]

the thing blocking it

[fossil gorge]

I think it’s dumb how I can’t destroy them

[pastel wolf]

Running for my life 😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/P1vj7QR6aL0?si=yDnlul7YKnDMal8L

[hollow hazel]

[warped surge]

CDPR moment

[midnight nest]

https://youtu.be/_exu1YLa3W0?si=yt3nf6-41UIPxbhi

Hilarious malenia rage video

[pseudo merlin]

@hollow verge

[hollow verge]

dox

[pseudo merlin]

What’s why address then punk

[weary hare]

Finna be a breeze with guts around

[weary hare]

Bily the fell omen

[viral lagoon]

Istg my teacher b trippin

[raw lake]

Margret the fell down stairs

[ripe perch]

no, up

[viral lagoon]

Safe to assume I messed up

[viral lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/its-cute-dan-levy-david-david-rose-schitts-creek-gif-20805222

[weary hare]

Cute dog, what breed is it?

[sweet lion]

[weary hare]

I see

[pastel wolf]

Lies of p ng+ is a blast! https://youtube.com/shorts/Du54496lYBw?si=CXQVKpuc4y2AP8Pg

[lapis musk]

"Miquella is mine and mine alone

[onyx badge]

Margret the fell omen

[sour tide]

pov: you want the celebrant's rib rake

[sour drum]

@hexed gorge this one right

[hollow pond]

Yall rockin with ronald mcdonald?

[frail ingot]

Does it drop so rarely?

[hexed gorge]

no clue

[vital cove]

Thy strength befits a crown

[raw lake]

Looks like a cursed child from the Burger King and hellboy

[hollow pond]

Lmao

[viral lagoon]

With a mix of like a frog lizard

[broken tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_udm-GJYY

[zealous cave]

What incantation and armor is this

On the right

[inner shuttle]

Left armour is seluvis (preceptor) set, right is maliketh's set. Not sure on the left spell, right looks like briars of sin or the other thorn sorcery

[zealous cave]

Left is ranni's moon

[inner shuttle]

Nah ranni's moon has a different cast

[hard pine]

i just got a friend and with our mimic tears just infinitely staggered her till death

[queen wave]

I'm pretty sure I have that

[sleek thorn]

@pseudo merlin

[pseudo merlin]

You win

[queen wave]

What the hell did you do to your phone

[sleek thorn]

i dropped it once, its just how fragile iphones r

[queen wave]

I've always been android and probably dropped my phone over 20 times by now only lost the two lenses from my camera and one of them was just the flash lens

Don't think I'll ever get an iPhone I'm just too clumsy

[sour tide]

theres a very low chance and the enemies also drop the golden rune 3

[queen wave]

I know there's a low chance I was farming for it before and my discovery is 200+

[raw lake]

Can someone please look at my gameplay and tell me what I’m doing wrong

[viral lagoon]

@swift temple

[dawn locust]

@crisp haven this you?

[viral lagoon]

I see the problem, you're a mage

[slim flume]

Tobey maguire😨

[pseudo merlin]

*you’re

[dawn locust]

thats polaris bro

[crisp haven]

yh bro dis me

[viral lagoon]

True my bad

[ebon turret]

Wait hes tobey?!

[dawn locust]

yeah polaris real name

[crisp haven]

I can hit that pose w/o breakin my balls

[slim flume]

This is actually me if you didn’t know

[dawn locust]

😭

[warped surge]

how did a cat gain an access to er discord

[viral lagoon]

This is literally me guys

[crisp haven]

🥶

[ebon turret]

Why do you have a different skin colour now i thought you were blue onion

[slim flume]

I’m built different

[slim flume]

Racist‼️

[ebon turret]

No please, i dont want to make another alt again😰

[lofty pelican]

nice underwear so hot, better than melina's feet

[shy bloom]

Why didn’t artig do that to Micky ? Is he stupid ?

[weary hare]

tf is this?

[shy bloom]

Our glorious king JOGO

[raw lake]

Mhm lol

[viral lagoon]

Simply a jest

[warped surge]

outed the nightcore enjoyer

[weary hare]

I got Doom eternal blasting in my ears
andmabyemrbluesky

[molten shuttle]

i 100%'ed Elden Ring today. Hell of a ride, gg

[lyric hazel]

this is a screenshot from lord of the fallen it straight up looks like an elden clone

[viral lagoon]

Goofy

[river cedar]

It’s worded sort of like a fanfic item description

[viral lagoon]

Mods can we ban this soap pls

[dawn locust]

that soap is absolutely Poggers ‼️

[viral lagoon]

What.

[dry moss]

Made a friend at the beach 🥰

[viral lagoon]

I will trap everyone in a rubber room...

[little pendant]

this clip is hilarious to me and idk why 😭

[slim flume]

This actually has be dying bro😭

[dry moss]

I think it's broken

[viral lagoon]

No blueman? No than you dawg

[slim orchid]

@solar rain idk if this helps but I hope it does

[solar rain]

@slim orchid yep its a talisman pouch! must be like if you didnt talk to Enia at any time between getting the 2nd great rune and Ashen Capital? maybe thats how it goes into the shop

Gideon's incantations go into shop at that point cuz he leaves its probably something similar if not same queue

@maiden whale it could be in the shop ^^

[maiden whale]

Twin maiden shop?

Thankyou, I may have missed it and I'll check when I'm home!

[slim flume]

You’re not a real man if you don’t do it dry

[raw lake]

Pvp in a nutshell, so laggy that he’s glued to me and I can’t shake him

I hate this game, gonna go back to ds2 honestly it’s a lot more functional

[queen wave]

That's an image from Google

I don't actually keep lotion and tissues on my nightstand

[slim flume]

Suuuure buddy

[queen wave]

[viral lagoon]

[halcyon peak]

First time?

[limpid arrow]

i feel the same way about people who read anime comics tbh

[cinder gull]

its anime comics

i mean they are cartoons

whatre they gonna do, use their sharingan no pooptsu on me?

i dont say im a fan of anything in public unless im asked.

[rose jasper]

hear me out. maybe lords of the fallen isnt so bad afterall

[weary hare]

"I dont wanna do this no more"

[fresh glacier]

I just
I don't get it

[echo harbor]

you have to sprint from the start, you had no stamina

[fresh glacier]

I did sprint from the start, it carried all the way to the end of the attack.

[echo harbor]

and jump at the end, ive shown off how to do it here at 0:34
https://youtu.be/KqmwA_45W9E?si=gkTGpgQ688o6M6uJ

[echo harbor]

no you didn't sprint from the start, you had no stamina to sprint with, your stamina bar n character movement is on the screen yk that right

[fresh glacier]

I checked the clip and the only discrepancy I can find is that you unlocked before sprinting. I'll try that, although I'm not certain it'll work- nothing seems to beat this move consistently

[echo harbor]

running to left or right does you're just not doing it properly lmao

[fresh glacier]

Unlocked, I begin running as fast as I see the attack and the game registers me holding down B as running. It just doesn't work.

Ok i got it to work once just now

Getting more consistent at it- although not sure if I'll be able to pull this off when looking out for other attacks

[dry kernel]

Hi, try jumping at the last second

[fresh glacier]

I figured it out, thanks though.
Ended up beating him easily enough after learning how to do this. I feel like this attack is preparing you on some level for the earthquake sword slam he does at the end of Rykards Rancor in phase 2.

[echo harbor]

https://youtu.be/mSWyRYwsicE?si=IiHJ2yvqHHNeX5lr

[earnest fiber]

Your strength... extraordinary

[wet sigil]

Thanks

[meager star]

I need some advice on the Morgott boss fight, especially with punishing the attacks he can follow up with dagger swipes by getting behind him. Some of his combo attacks are hard for me to deal with as well. I'm on NG+1 and use a +10 Treespear. In the video you can see how my gameplay looks. https://streamable.com/0uch25. I sped up the footage a bit so the file wouldn't be too large

[sullen blade]

https://clips.twitch.tv/InterestingFrozenCheesecakeFailFish-eN_9W4Nsr57CtL9f

[viral lagoon]

just some kid panic rolling

[viral lagoon]

💀

[viral lagoon]

why tf gideon pointing at the sky. is he stupid?

[daring sapphire]

https://youtu.be/OtiN8by_azc?si=lJa80g7DYYpdqESB

[dry kernel]

It's harder to dodge than that tbh, the sword slam is just a matter of sprinting for a while to get out of its way. You only need to roll if you start sprinting a bit nearer the end of the slam. Aka if the skulls are giving you grief

[warped surge]

he's having a moment clearly

[viral lagoon]

dudes craycray

[warped surge]

ofc he cray cray he didn't find the albinauric woman

[viral lagoon]

gideon when you want to be elden lord despite it not benefiting him to try to stop you since if you kill the elden beast it benefits him or if you die fighting the elden beast nothing will change.

[warped surge]

Gideon ought to stay in his lane fr

[weary hare]

And this is why you get no maidens, you leyndell sewer dwelling tarnished

[raw lake]

Advice, please I can’t handle this shid

Every single death is to that bullshid, someone please tell me what I’m doing wrong

[weary hare]

During close range waterfowl, lock off of her and circle around her to make her miss. Then dodge into her on the followup, then dodge away from the direction of her second follow up

For mid range just run away, then follow up the same for step 2 and 3 I mentioned for close range
For long range you can outrun her first and second flurry, dodge away for the third follow up

[raw lake]

thank you !!!

[weary hare]

Don't thank me yet, go kill Malenia

[raw lake]

Lmao I tried the lock off and circle and she just went straight down and killed me straight away

[weary hare]

I think you need to dive out of the way at the last second, mb mate

[raw lake]

can I call you real quick ?

Ooh I think I have to be light load that seems way more consistent

[weary hare]

I'll be home shortly

[raw lake]

Ok

gimme a call in like an hour or two I’ve gotta go eat

[raw lake]

I’ve gotten good at long and mid range but close range is still a death sentence

I can’t make her go the wrong direction or just never works

[weary hare]

Sorry dude I'm back now

[foggy ledge]

@slim totem

[fleet swallow]

Achievement unlocked: no life

[queen wave]

Dawg stop spamming dodge during waterfowl, Run away from it for her first two charges and then roll behind her on the third

This mf in lies of p is creepy

@raw lake you can also try using black knife tiche for Malenia

[river cedar]

Do you want light load?

[gritty lion]

Time to git gud 🙏 (jokes aside this boss does not follow the classic rules that other bosses in the soulsborne series do, crazy hyperarmor etc, just take your time learning it)

[raw lake]

It’s easy apart from waterfoul that gets me killed every time

[gritty lion]

gotta learn how to strafe it then it's all good

[simple cypress]

😭

[warped surge]

Murphy :<

[ebon turret]

IS this U

[manic mountain]

Nah thats suflor

[lime jungle]

Yes sir! 🫡

If you scroll up i posted my cat too 😍 🤌🏼

[ebon turret]

dam, gideon be lookin fine 😏

[lime jungle]

I still have to understand what’s that dent i have in the middle of my forehead ahahahahahah

[ebon turret]

I can't understand if this is sarcasm or not 😭 but if it isn't your weapons have weight too, cruicible talisman helps with waterwofl if you don't get dmg frmo the other attacks too much i recommend it

[inland pelican]

your weapon is very large and therefore leaves you open to her attacks which are very fast. your equip load is also high because of how heavy this weapon is

[distant hatch]

0/10

[manic mountain]

9

[cloud pivot]

no clue

[distant hatch]

Point down was unnecessary

[ebon turret]

I agree with this one

[manic mountain]

What are u wearing tho

[distant hatch]

7/10

[broken lion]

Prebuff = point down

[broken lion]

Imp helm wolf, tree sentinel chest, blaid gauntlets, fire prelate greaves

[manic mountain]

I didnt ask for the gear i tried to tell you in a nice way thats its quite ugly

[distant hatch]

Damn

[broken lion]

I disagree 😒

[cloud pivot]

☠️💀

fashion over function or function over fashion

[manic mountain]

You said 0/10 in the review earlier too so dont play moral apostle

[distant hatch]

Is that 1 of every weapon in the game

[inland pelican]

also your stat allocation is very spread out which isnt good considering it leaves you with low vigor with low damage stats. also your armor is low defense which makes you take a ton of damage. my tips are thus...
-wear heavier armor
-respec your stats to not be 45 int and 30 faith when you are using an ultra GS, its unfortunate but malenia vs magic is harsh because you run out of fp way quicker than she will die to your spell casting + spells leave you open
-you should probably try for 50ish vigor with moderate armor and a solid sword. blocking doesnt work great on her because she heals on hitting your block, but you CAN block attacks if you really arent good at dodging certain ones. your ultra greatsword is doing low damage because of your low stats in strength so either raise them and maybe even try a diff weapon. you might like a faster thing like a straightsword better, either way you should check the wiki to see what stats are best for each weapon and then put a lot in those stats to raise your damage.

POTENTIAL BUILD (you can mess with the numbers as you like but consider something closer to this.)
50 vigor
20 mind
30 endur
65 str
20 dex
10 int
10 fai
7 arc
Also try out some diff talismans as your current arent bad, especially that greatshield, but you might wanna try different ones that are more effective for this fight.

[distant hatch]

Im moralskin apostle (I weigh 44kg)

[cloud pivot]

🤓

[distant hatch]

50 vigor is crazy
Get 60 instead of 30 endurance

[inland pelican]

i dont see your point

[broken lion]

#builds bruh and this isn't even optimal advice

[fleet swallow]

Yes
(One of every melee armament)

[manic mountain]

You already on probation ill just call a mod

[cloud pivot]

i say that while knowing nothing about the game

[inland pelican]

better than the current stats they have lol

[cloud pivot]

what makes a pvp clip good

[broken lion]

Better but still not optimal

[distant hatch]

Treespear so 0/10

[manic mountain]

Do you have any club clips?

[inland pelican]

i mean ig he could drop some mind and endurance etc but i'd say its decently optimal for the sword he seems to wanna use

[broken lion]

That's not a tree spear lol

[distant hatch]

It's golden and looks like treespear. Monkey brain says it's treespear

[cloud pivot]

why is the slowmode so long

[broken lion]

Good music and looks cool/fun

[ebon turret]

So there will be less opinions

[slim totem]

https://medal.tv/games/elden-ring/clips/1z7QHIQTwwhTqO/d1337bEQtuzl?invite=cr-MSx2WWIsMTc5MjY3Njc3LA @foggy ledge here? ok

[foggy ledge]

no. try just youtubing a video.

[broken lion]

Unfortunately

[raw lake]

They*

[inland pelican]

my mistake

[raw lake]

It’s fine dw

[raw lake]

What’s wrong with this lol, I’m settled on using a cold nagakiba now

[inland pelican]

your stat distribution is very spread out which makes you a jack of all trades which isnt good in super end game at level 125

45 int and 30 faith with 35 str and 20 dex is insane for only level 126. you would live a lot longer with more vigor and wearing some heavier armor, cause you'd have a ton more hp and take less damage per hit. also with your current spread your damage output is gonna be a little low which is rough for malenia who heals each hit.