media-and-links

[smoky sleet]

@viral lagoon something harder next time please fr 😭🙏

[viral lagoon]

Make ya dad,
If you can find a photo of him laying arround

JK damn what a cool down

Ruined my joke
This is so sad
Alexa play message in a bottle by the police

[smoky sleet]

😢

[limpid mauve]

Thank you elden ring

[viral lagoon]

Bionicles in ER server sighted

[sleek jewel]

Can someone help me install a mod for elden ring pls?

[dusty fjord]

And im stuck cutting yo balls

Oh wait he doesn't have balls, anyway if you think the game is hard why even bother spending money?

[olive pewter]

finally. it is done.

[viral lagoon]

Gg

[olive pewter]

i suck at this game ive been doing this for a week

nothing will ever top the sheer ecstasy i feel right now

[terse lotus]

@eternal meadow

[exotic willow]

@jade sundial @neon kindle these are the settings

[quaint fjord]

no its not

[jade sundial]

Change number of players to any number

[exotic willow]

Ok

[exotic willow]

Wdym

[quaint fjord]

It isn’t

[jade sundial]

Lol

[exotic willow]

I wasn't talking to you

[neon kindle]

Ready

[exotic willow]

Change 4 players to any number of players

[neon kindle]

K done

[quaint fjord]

but it isn’t

[exotic willow]

Ok

[neon kindle]

I'm ready when you guys are

[exotic willow]

You joining?

[jade sundial]

Yea I’ve been waiting lol

[viral lagoon]

🔥

[exotic willow]

Limgrave colosseum?

[jade sundial]

Yea

[quaint fjord]

Guys go to limgrave colosseum

[exotic willow]

It only says 4

[neon kindle]

That's unready combatants I think

[exotic willow]

Ok

[neon kindle]

Not sure though

You guys ready?

[jade sundial]

And my Xbox just failed to connect to the network

[exotic willow]

It's fine we'll do 4 people it will be better

[neon kindle]

Ready

[jade sundial]

Getting back in

[exotic willow]

I got recon to join

[jade sundial]

Betttttt

[exotic willow]

Go back to 4 combatants

[jade sundial]

I am

[exotic willow]

@neon kindle

[neon kindle]

K

Done

[jade sundial]

2 left

[exotic willow]

What password?

[neon kindle]

Sorry but I'm bad at this game so don't expect much from me

[exotic willow]

Dude I may look good but this is my first month

[jade sundial]

2224

[viral lagoon]

Maybe we need a more specific password

[exotic willow]

New pw recon no caps

[neon kindle]

@exotic willow still better then me most likely

[viral lagoon]

Bro that's literally me frfr

[exotic willow]

Probably not

[exotic willow]

That's the only password I use

[neon kindle]

How many combatants

[jade sundial]

4

[viral lagoon]

4

[exotic willow]

1

[viral lagoon]

We loaded in boys

[exotic willow]

That's actually scary

[viral lagoon]

Bro I'm gaming rn

[neon kindle]

What

[exotic willow]

Fr

[viral lagoon]

Bro why 2v1

[neon kindle]

Gg well played let's go again

[exotic willow]

Your blood loss

[jade sundial]

gg

[exotic willow]

Gg

[viral lagoon]

Should we do no 2v1 honor rule

[jade sundial]

Y’all want to go again

[neon kindle]

That blood loss was nothing let's go again

[exotic willow]

Yeah

[viral lagoon]

I have entered combat

[jade sundial]

It’s United combat 💀 not invasions

[viral lagoon]

And? I don't like doing 2v1ing someone it feels bad

[terse lotus]

Very wholesome, especially with the 30 second timer

[exotic willow]

Alr I agree

[jade sundial]

Fine

[neon kindle]

Yeah that's a rule I don't like it either

[exotic willow]

Add me back I'll add us all to a chat

[neon kindle]

K

[terse lotus]

There's also VC but y'all need the trading roles

[viral lagoon]

Have the trading role

[exotic willow]

You guys joining?

[terse lotus]

recon and canaan have the roles for entry, the other two do not

[jade sundial]

Yea

[neon kindle]

I don't do vc

[viral lagoon]

Yeah j did join

[prisma hornet]

two endings in one day W

my 2nd playthrough only took me 5-6 hours compared to the like 60 i did on my first

[bronze crane]

First playthrough will always be the hardest imo

No clue why people brag about beating any ng+ after that

[viral lagoon]

Bro I didn't expect this much damage

[prisma hornet]

im just happy i beat it

[olive pewter]

no, it wasnt close at all, what makes you say that

[bronze crane]

Yea mb didnt mean it like that

[wheat sun]

Consider lightning scorpion talisman

[olive pewter]

best merchant. i vibe with this guy every time i see him

[viral lagoon]

Nah I equipped the spear as a joke and me and my friend we dumbfounded by the damage

[wheat sun]

Oh

[viral lagoon]

Yeah my build isn't even optimized for the spear yet it did so well

Perks of being level 353

[fervent turtle]

Is friend and plays music, 10/10 best merchant besides Kale

[olive pewter]

may chaos take the world

[opaque pilot]

How are we supposed to know? 😭

[quaint fjord]

think hard, it’ll eventually come to you

[chilly edge]

I'm crying 😂😂😂

[weary hare]

Pullout game is wiiiiild

[distant hatch]

You're rich

[ivory girder]

Cap he Hella rich

[granite olive]

Bro's got a solaire in his PC

[distant hatch]

Your setup costs more than my house

[granite olive]

I did see the Sir Alonne poster tho. Shrimply amazing tbh.

[ivory girder]

Exactly

[distant hatch]

My house is $400 rent

[ivory girder]

My house is a box with 2 holes cut out as windows compared to that setup

[distant hatch]

My setup consists of a singular lenovo laptop
It used to be an 11 year old toshiba laptop, but I upgraded.

[ivory girder]

Cap, u already are you just don't wanna hurt our moneys feelings

[distant hatch]

I used to play minecraft on 4 chunk render distance with 10fps

[ivory girder]

Mine is a few year old pc not even meant for gaming and a Xbox one with a 22 or something inch TV, fr be living that broke life

[distant hatch]

I ain't even got a tv nor an Xbox

• my laptop costs like $200

[ivory girder]

My setup costs 400 or less

[distant hatch]

My 11 year old toshiba laptop genuinely just exploded
I would've still used it if it didn't explode

[granite olive]

Yooooooo

[ivory girder]

No way we having a broke contest

[distant hatch]

I eat 2 meals a day because I can't afford 3

[ivory girder]

Whenever I walk through the street with 1 shoe on and people ask me if I lost one I say no I actually found one

[distant hatch]

I have 63 cents in my bank account

[ivory girder]

I don't even know what money is

[distant hatch]

I always just put black duct tape on my body because I don't even have clothes

I eat grass when I'm outside to save money instead of buying food

[ivory girder]

I cut off the bottoms of 2 liter coke bottles I found in dumpsters to use as bowls

[distant hatch]

I don't even use bowls, cuz I don't have food

[ivory girder]

I don't even know what food is

[distant hatch]

I always wait for it to rain because I can't afford water to drink

I have sold myself to get some money 12 times and I only gained 24 cents because I'm worth 2 cents

[ivory girder]

I can't even afford to win this argument, I'm about to leave the gas station so the wifi is about to get cut off

[distant hatch]

I stole this phone and I'm using its residual internet.

[ivory girder]

I'm actually using my broke person telekinesis to win this battle in my head in which I still can't afford since I'm too broke.

[distant hatch]

I am literally dead but they won't allow me in heaven or hell because I'm too broke

[ivory girder]

I literally don't exist because I'm too broke to pay God to even let me be sentient

[distant hatch]

An oxygen particle called me broke and didn't enter my body. That's how broke I am.

[ivory girder]

Even God didn't wanna say let there be light since I couldn't afford the bill

[distant hatch]

@viral lagoon as a rich person, can you tell us who's more broke?

[ivory girder]

Just tell us who wins,I cant even afford the win

[distant hatch]

i make 5k a year

[ivory girder]

I make 50 bucks a decade

[distant hatch]

Tell us who's more broke

[distant hatch]

No, I actually make 5k a year

[ivory girder]

And you think I'm lying?

[distant hatch]

Okay bam wins

[ivory girder]

Actually miquella wins, I can't even afford this

[distant hatch]

I literally grafted some feet onto myself because I was too broke to actually have feet

[ivory girder]

You already win, clearly your rich enough to even exist.

[untold idol]

I took a nap in a coffin and woke up in London what do I do from here

[nocturne bridge]

finally

it was a nohit too

[dusty fjord]

Typical tarnished getting ready before fighting margit:

[warped surge]

destiny issue

[wraith imp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTXtNA3wntQ What max level really looks like. (7 main bosses with 23 different weapons + all finished with their own weapons in NG+7)

that sentence was way too long.

[prisma hornet]

i have every site of grace in the game unlocked (real)

[jaunty hare]

Took me 8hrs nonstop trying, here we are

[sinful relic]

The frenzy really is scary

[prisma hornet]

i killed her in like 6 tries 😭

[jaunty hare]

ggs < 3

[prisma hornet]

i still dont get it but gg bro good work 👍 now unto becoming elden lord for you

[warped surge]

GERMAN???? Man she wasn't kidding about the true horror

[jaunty hare]

first playthrough and i didnt use any summonings ect, just bare handed combat with sword lol, i did take longer than someone should but i think fighting her in the real ,,soulslike´´ way is way harder than looking for options 2 make her easier

[warped surge]

German folk really built different

the moment I screamed kurwa at her and she didn't collapse on spot I knew I f up

[jaunty hare]

lmao, i was just way 2 egoistic to kill her in a diff way hahah, she made me so mad my jaw hurt from biting my teeth and my pants are 2 sizes bigger now the way i ripped on em, was so mad i had 2 kill her the ugly way lol

[warped surge]

my GoD the spite that fuels you, eternal

[jaunty hare]

happy 2 have beat her, need 2 get rid of thiss frenzy on me now

accidently put it on me, didnt know ,,open door´´ means ,,seal a contract with frenzy´´ lol

[warped surge]

admit it, you just wanted a hug

[jaunty hare]

not from em crusty ahh granny fingers

[warped surge]

Frenzyflame Oma

[jaunty hare]

really curious what my ending will look like, atm i cant trust anybody, but i also do trust em

[warped surge]

Frenzy flame has three fingers solely to make pierogi with them real lore

[river cedar]

There is something quite ominous about Elden Ring in German

[warped surge]

isn't it??

[dusty fjord]

No Zweinhander

[jaunty hare]

Iam new 2 this soulslike World lol
What is it with all the ,,german" memes in elden ring lol

Is it known that german ppl are bad or that their ingame experience is diff or whut hahaha

[warped surge]

I guess deep down we all want to hear all soulsborne names read by a German

[river cedar]

No I think it’s because German is a badass language and makes everything seem much more epic than it actually is

[river cedar]

Anyways congrats on beating Malenia

[warped surge]

badass??? then again I'm polish, I only feel sheer terror hearing it

[river cedar]

Idk I’m a stupid American all languages sound badass to me

But German especially

[warped surge]

you actually have the power to hear Czech and not die laughing

[jaunty hare]

U makin me feel special as a german rn

[prisma hornet]

just killed elden beast and i think i got way too many graces ngl damn near the entire map

[weary hare]

I don't think he liked that

[prisma hornet]

i love how it cuts off right as youre about to get absolutely smacked into a different dimension lol

my guy really said "cut that out before i get mad"

[weary hare]

XD

If i'm not sending him to anger management therapy with parrying, it's with other random bs

[prisma hornet]

fair enough, i just send him to the abyss with blasphemous blade and a bunch of holy negation lol

[weary hare]

Whatever works

[prisma hornet]

fr

im gonna switch to malikeths weapon since its already +10 and without me putting any talismans on hell i dont even have stats made for it its at 930 or smth damage

[warped surge]

kissable so kissable ahh a kissable man

[weary hare]

I just use banished knight halberds. One with the jump attack AOW and one with the spinning AOW

[warped surge]

@cursive viper hot man stuff

[weary hare]

He now has burn marks on his stoney body

[cursive viper]

hot physically🥴

[weary hare]

Literally now

[cursive viper]

a yes🤣

[cursive viper]

in physics🔥

[frail void]

New wallpaper found

[dusty fjord]

WHAT

[river cedar]

This screenshot almost completely sums up the Elden Ring experience

[dusty fjord]

I got spanked by two giant skeletons in a dimension of a demigod

[river cedar]

Sounds about right

[dusty fjord]

But at last I am the one winning

[river cedar]

You know they mean business once they start breaking out the consumables

[river cedar]

Also how tf do you have 9 vigor

[dusty fjord]

Im a mage AFTER ALL

[river cedar]

…you have 14 faith and 9 vigor

[dusty fjord]

Im probably spending most of my lvls to vigor as soon as i can rebirth in academy

[dusty fjord]

I killed the red wolf of radagon and Loretta in Caria Manor with those stats

[river cedar]

Damn

[dusty fjord]

I got one shotted by most of their attack if i couldn't dodge

[shy acorn]

hey guys

can someone tell me why i have diagonal line running thru my inventory in bottom left? also my fp bar is stuck above in top left and wont go away

[stable moon]

like the one that's covering bloodflame blade and bloodhound's finesse?

[shy acorn]

yeah

[stable moon]

you're either out of fp or don't have enough to use them in the first place

[shy acorn]

ok so i just past time at the rest site

until afternoon and its gone, FP bar is back to normal

ty for replying

[viral lagoon]

You need to drink your blue flask

[shy acorn]

cerulean tears ?

[viral lagoon]

Drink the blue gatorade

[viral lagoon]

Yes

[shy acorn]

thanks!

[viral lagoon]

The blue gatorade

[viral lagoon]

The blue Gatorade xD

[dusty fjord]

I do not care about vigor anymore😎

[viral lagoon]

Should wear the other soreseal as well

[dusty fjord]

I dont have other soreseals

[viral lagoon]

Oh

[viral lagoon]

You can't wear both radagons if that's what your referring to

[viral lagoon]

Nope was referring to Marika's

Plus it's scareseals and soreseals. Soreseals being the stronger of the two types

True

Yip

[dusty fjord]

awww man i crave that soreseal

[viral lagoon]

Lol goin magic build?

[dusty fjord]

Look at the int and mind man

[viral lagoon]

Point taken xD

[storm lion]

Spoilers

[dusty fjord]

Casually killed the tree sentinel while waiting to invade someone

[trail pelican]

An unlikely trio with a representation of the infinity stones

[viral lagoon]

He is inevitable

[trail pelican]

There is now four of us. We are inevitable

[viral lagoon]

Lol

[trail pelican]

Another friends out of a foe

[kindred osprey]

Bro send pics not links

[tiny trout]

Weird, normally altus sky is yellow, what causes this? Dark Moon hijack? But then why is there a sun there?

[tiny trout]

I saw something like that once at marais castle

[tiny trout]

@thin finch i think it was like that

[thin finch]

seems like night time
or ashen perhaps

[dusty fjord]

Your friend really took the throne first😭

[pallid lark]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GWo8w3ebBMc?si=C7YdKDid2ffUwfL9

[smoky island]

Endgame location spoiler alert! (so beautiful tho)

[smoky island]

closer to endgame that thing will hit hard
15% incoming of any is insane

[whole garnet]

First time using the war spear and man this guy went splat

[dawn cape]

friend of mine is about to kill gods.

[wheat sun]

Prepare for many point downs

[keen stag]

latency ring

[wheat sun]

Why is it so common with Maliketh specifically

[quartz thorn]

🥲

[scenic thunder]

Gg but why do you hit him only one by one ? @quartz thorn

You have Time to do 2 hit (sorry for my English i m not native btw 🥸)

[quartz thorn]

First play through, I was in a wild mindset and was very scared of dying lmao😭

[olive pewter]

literally this far into radagon and hes used 6 projectile attacks this boss is stupid

[languid orchid]

nice job but try to not hold block when you know he's not attacking, blocking massivly slows down stamina regen

[olive pewter]

it is done

[idle vault]

what talisman is this

[wheat sun]

Lord of bloods exultation

[slim raptor]

I'm trying to get here

[quartz thorn]

Thanks for the tip I have noticed I end up getting staggered cuz I just hold block like that

[languid orchid]

you're welcome

[dusty fjord]

Why did his friend jump...

[viral lagoon]

average co-op session

[viral lagoon]

I BEAT ALL OF ELDEN RING AS LET ME SOLO HER https://youtu.be/CDxsBYFmjIs

[grand dust]

Oml

[steel moss]

Idk if correct or not I'm ng 21 but can go 22 so yes

[primal narwhal]

I thought max ng was 7

[maiden grail]

After 7 it doesn't get harder or sum

[mental musk]

Hey yall! Come join me in my new starfield adventure! I'm so excited to hang out with yall and jump into space.(hype jump that is lol)
https://www.youtube.com/live/XbkSgTye4c8?si=5CXVnCdURoo-W6Uq

[robust glen]

When your mom says we have Armored Core 6 at home:

[grim roost]

Where’d you find this?

[umbral yarrow]

Rocky (9-10 weeks old)

[manic comet]

cat

[viral lagoon]

What game is that?

[dreamy crater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_s8x0VF4U

[languid orchid]

the meme?

[viral lagoon]

grrm writing elden ring lore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVpaPFTWuS0

[oblique rose]

@sacred sail

[grim roost]

The tree sentinel, is it concept art?

[languid orchid]

idk, just found it online lmao

[sacred sail]

Fan art, you can see artist signature bottom right

[open steeple]

https://vocaroo.com/1nBiskcl0KxA

Can anyone tell me who says this line?

[little wing]

I don't think anyone in game

[open steeple]

It's from the game files

[lethal stratus]

Cut line of Kale

[open steeple]

Poggers, thank you

[viral lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5yoXwpXdC8 micolash

[weary hare]

My back hurts now, thanks

[viral lagoon]

Bro said poggers

[sacred sail]

Wish my chiropractor would do this to me

[weary hare]

Felt like rubbing my back against sandpaper

[weary hare]

Crucibullying

[viral lagoon]

Wish I had that skill level of play x.x

[weary hare]

Just takes a lot of practice and patience ^^

[sacred sail]

You underestimate just how much one can unintentionally button mash in a panic 😂

[weary hare]

Oh yea no, starting out you spam that sht in panic XD

[sacred sail]

*cries in 1k+hours *

[weary hare]

I still panic spam sometimes XD
It's like my brain just 404's itself

[dusty fjord]

Maideless Down There

[sinful relic]

Listen to the flame of frenzy. Jump.

[viral lagoon]

Parry is fun

[dusty fjord]

One must imagine sisyphus happy

[weary hare]

The buckler is so fun to use

[grim sable]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-toy-pushing-gif-13790655

smh

[fluid smelt]

https://youtu.be/05r74xNf0Jc?feature=shared Beating Elden Ring But I'm Literally Dragon Lord Placidusax

[wild escarp]

elsword gaming

[cinder python]

Maidenless behavior in arena (hide n seek?)
https://youtu.be/Jyy3VkG0QS8

[viral lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKVR1x5eFmY

night of the black knives

[lone basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzbNytYpo80

[terse lotus]

@viral lagoon

[dusty fjord]

It's close to the academy

[river cedar]

You know I’m honestly impressed

[tulip saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC4h79no8AE

[pastel wolf]

Elden ring pvp is my favorite: https://youtube.com/shorts/8qgISFkuUWY?si=leQDZXCuaEaeDXt9

[atomic moon]

My current situation ^

[slate mortar]

What do these mean

[silk elbow]

Activity level for pvp and coop

[slate mortar]

So like there will be summon signs around there?

[silk elbow]

Possibly depends on your rl

[viral lagoon]

@solemn wadi @desert crow use these settings

[desert crow]

Alr thanks

[viral lagoon]

@solemn wadi are you using these settings

[solemn wadi]

oh

[viral lagoon]

@solemn wadi these the new settings at caelid

[viral lagoon]

@grave elm go here

[coarse vault]

wtf is going on it let me pick up one of them and i got a lord of blood exultation talisman

[sacred sail]

Using a mod

Or you invaded someone or someone invaded you and just littered the place with rainbow stones and just dropped a talisman in the same place as one

[dusty fjord]

Dear god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRlkiZZCQjE

[vernal crow]

Spoilers for final boss - anyone know what you're supposed to do against this attack?? dodging through it hasnt worked and neither did jumping ||https://medal.tv/games/elden-ring/clips/1s3Pcz_g76wHuP/d1337ulgRC8q?invite=cr-MSxoVG4sNDMyNjg0OTAs||

[weary hare]

You're supposed to run to it and dodge into it as soon as it swings(obviously if you're close up like that)

[viral lagoon]

It casts a wave that travels in a semi straight line you can dodge roll through it but the actual affect his a high light wall that makes a wave along a pathway going forward.

[vernal crow]

ok ill try that

[whole garnet]

Average mod

[dusty fjord]

WHAT

[viral lagoon]

the bow is not showing up on my character, and it doesn't switch weapons, it switch the first weapon from one hand to two

[empty grove]

Chilling

[warped surge]

the world is literally on fire

[weary hare]

Welcome to Dark souls

[viral lagoon]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Ycn4DD/ new drawing !!

[gritty lion]

🤣

[viral lagoon]

I parried my friend

[weary hare]

Buckler gaming

[echo rock]

why

[forest mural]

I haven't killed any main bosses. Any idea who it might be?

[true oriole]

Your mom (jk I would never say such mean things)

[buoyant mauve]

dog

[true oriole]

He looks like he gonna projectile vomit

[buoyant mauve]

He looks like that funny long noised dog called Borzoi idk

[warped surge]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-lord-foog-dog-funny-gif-20125052

[prime vine]

Didnt even get the kill

[wheat sun]

He used his secret internet destroying attack

[river cedar]

Imagine dying to Kenneth Haight

Could absolutely never be me at any point whatsoever fr fr

[stiff ermine]

@opaque pilot https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Zweihander

[tight dune]

Finally got the Plat

[languid remnant]

yo can someone help me get up to the alabastor lord in the lake of rot

[viral lagoon]

me

[silk elbow]

Me

[gloomy mirage]

A beautiful fight, gotta say.

Elden Ring - how to perfect Morgott, the Omen King (main boss) guide. No damage, no magic, no summons, no weapon skills, no NPC.

https://youtu.be/ADzay02oHAs?si=GO8jMSfpA_i3LWAx

【エルデンリング】忌み王モーゴットの攻略『ノーダメージ』

#ELDENRING #エルデンリング

[silk elbow]

no maidens either?

[short timber]

Can someone edit out the compass and fp

[viral lagoon]

Go into ur in-game settings and turn off the hud

[short timber]

This is like 2 months old and I don't feel like recreating the conditions

[viral lagoon]

Oh lol

[sleek frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011735662594117744/1147540426149077053/Top_2000_Cheese.mp4

It's so long lol

[viral lagoon]

Why !?

[sleek frigate]

I don't know I just just randomly friended, sent that and blocked

[viral lagoon]

Oof

[sweet wadi]

How is this possible when he didn't crouch to hide or go invisible

[keen stag]

credit to this guy on tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@virtcon?_t=8fMmaKERvJa&_r=1

this is one of the best elden ring edits i've ever seen

turned for your convenience

[viral lagoon]

https://youtu.be/_dOAjFXQhqc
ELDEN RING PVP As Radahn...

[pastel wolf]

New player experience 😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/y1HwzMdUNQI?si=2p9n27vxtdbiA564

[floral hornet]

bro i just saw this on my fyp, its so fire

[ionic loom]

Hm, I think I'll share my fight with Godfry

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q_zeSIekVik?si=QNcdFglk4yeBub1l

[viral lagoon]

Godfry 🍟

[tranquil wadi]

this the kinda shi i have in my drafts 💀

[latent valve]

💀

[lapis musk]

this goes hard

[tranquil wadi]

that's what i'm saying

[weary pulsar]

@sacred sail

[sacred sail]

Zoom in here, see the obelisk drawing under the ruins? That is in places where you can find map fragments

[weary pulsar]

@sacred sail

[alpine widget]

Hello everyone.

I'm a new artist making music for video games and I made one about ELDEN RING and I'd LOVE to get your feedback.

https://youtu.be/MAZR51RFV64?si=omJzUqRL7skqyStt

Hope you like it 💜🙏

@deep plover @willow spear @hollow tusk (Hope you dont mind me tagging you guys 😊)

[warped surge]

Finally THE Marika disstrack

kinda rocks ngl

[pastel wolf]

These bosses are just too…difficult??? https://youtube.com/shorts/9cgMwUg8zyg?si=S9U0feNJiF4SvJ48

[weary hare]

Most skilled Mage pvp player

[wheat sun]

Godlike net aswell

[weary hare]

Gotta love being an SA player

[wheat sun]

Moonveil needs a nerf or something. Make the projectile not stun you

Or just remove it from the game 💀

[viral lagoon]

Yes

[broken lion]

It's not that good

[weary hare]

Still does crazy dps

[broken lion]

There are better options with higher dps

There are things significantly easier to land

And there are things that are both

[weary hare]

I mean yea but that doesn't mean that Moonveil isn't annoying

[wheat sun]

Way too much dps lol

I don’t like the inconsistency of how powerful attacks can be in this game. You have certain ash of wars that suck no matter what you do, then others than can be buffed with so many talismans and physick tears

Marais executioner sword having its ash of war buffed by 4 talismans and 2 crystal tears is insane

[crisp haven]

Nvm

[little wing]

Look to the right of that

Obviously

[rare egret]

on my way!

[broken lion]

It's a hardswap knowledge check at best just bc it annoys you doesn't mean it needs a nerf or to be removed

[weary hare]

It's an ability that comes out faster than most can react to and if you aren't prepared for it then you just have a massive chunk of health deleted.
Not to mention the majority of mage builds rely on never getting hit with the bloodhound step that they can spam

[river cedar]

Did you beat Margit yesterday?

That’s also not the academy, that’s the divine tower. Look for the big gothic castle in the middle of the swamp

[weary hare]

c a s t l e

[river cedar]

Wait what? How did you beat Margit and Morgott?

Um well Morgott is at the end of the game so I’m assuming you mean Margit, do Margit first

That was Godrick with the dragon.

If you beat Godrick you can go to the academy

That is the academy.

Yeah it’s not that sort of game

Yeah the world is massive, you should do some exploration and level up a bit before taking on the academy

Also when in doubt you can google where to go next

[broken lion]

It has an easy tell and is completely reactable

[river cedar]

I’d do it at between 25-40. But don’t be afraid to do some exploration first

25 is a challenge, 40 is overleveled

Oh you should be good then!

Niceeee

Have you been to warmasters shack?

[weary hare]

MOST not all players
If you can tell that they are a part of the shadow wizard money gang, then they most likely have the sword since it's easy to kill people with from a safe range

[river cedar]

Im busy rn but I’ll send you a screenshot of the map when I have the chance

[broken lion]

It's 16frames with an easy tell/startup animation and sound

And it's damage isn't even that high compared to other options

It's not winning any tournaments or dominating the meta so I don't see why it would be worthy of a nerf or removal

Things that actually need a nerf is light roll, ps spears, and offstoc

I think so

[weary hare]

They do
Backstabbing was apparently a problem back then

[weary hare]

Light rolling is more annoying than an actual issue(at least for me)
Why Estoc?

[warped surge]

did I hear Estoc??? My trusted friend??

[weary hare]

Funni rapier

[broken lion]

Offstoc has borderline unreactable attacks (some of its attacks are just straight up unreactable) and their attacks do over 108 poise damage

There's a reason why they're banned in tournaments as is light roll

[warped surge]

estoc supremacy

[weary hare]

So you say Moonveil is slow but estoc is unreactable
Sounds like a krill issue, just as shrimple as that

[river cedar]

@viral lagoon

All this stuff is on the internet as well, so you can just looks something up when you’re not sure

Np! I’d get the spinning slash AOW, it’s good for swords

[wheat sun]

Elden ring was not made with pvp in mind if you ask me

Pvp has never been good in the souls games imo

[gritty lion]

You're literally ganking at level 700 at the spot where there is the invisible dragon for invaders

[weary hare]

???
Brother what are you even on about?

[wheat sun]

Don’t think he’s ganking. He has the blasphemous claw in his inventory they were probably heading to Maliketh

[weary hare]

We were
He didn't have grace there at the time and wanted me to tag along until we got there

[cinder python]

Casters have brain rot…
https://youtube.com/shorts/ugZks1b7A8o?feature=share

[gritty lion]

clueless

Blud does not know that invaders still have the dragon on their side no matter if the host killed it

[weary hare]

Brother unironically dropping sht like that
NPCs don't go for invaders y'silly

[gritty lion]

So lemme clue you, since really it's almost frightening to be this clueless
The giant dragon is going to target you and the host with giant AOEs. good luck as an invader even APPROACHING safely (pve can damage invaders idiot )
(the giant aoes such as fire being unable to damage you, only the invader)

[warped surge]

how about you solve it like real men (pvp)

[weary hare]

Cope 'n seethe then
Doesn't change what I said about mage players

[gritty lion]

A waste of my time to even argue with a toddler like you (i agree on the mage point)

[warped surge]

fight fight fight fight

[weary hare]

That's literally my entire point you petulant child XD
Didn't think invaders still had the dragon, thought they just invaded the world as is

[gritty lion]

Don't call someone older than you a "petulant child" and please remove "XD" from your mind (2013 was 10 years ago)
Invaders invade exactly the world as it is except for that one dragon that's just inexplicably there no matter what (please fromsoft fix 🥺 )

[warped surge]

It's true, only the Polish can use xD in a sentence nowadays

anyway stop fighting I need your brains in #elden-fashion

[gritty lion]

you can actually see the fire from the dragon breath right here

[warped surge]

stop, ceaseth, pax I need this brainpower elsewhere

[weary hare]

I was wondering where that came from

[gritty lion]

well now you know that this spot is the most cancerous place you can invade ✅

[weary hare]

Unlucky for him then
Doesn't change what I said about mages tho

[trim swift]

my performance after not playing elden ring for a year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbn0e7gfhLE
there is room for improvement

[grim roost]

The dragon disappears for the host, it remains for the invader

[weary hare]

Cheers, thanks m8

[grim roost]

He wasn’t panicking because of you, he was panicking because of the dragon. Still took your host somehow

[weary hare]

Wish I was told this in a calm manner like this
Moonveil got that reach

[grim roost]

Moonveils a ganking tool, pretty easy to dodge if it’s just one person. Internet plays a big role still

[weary hare]

Enter South African Latency

[grim roost]

Yeah, all things considered not too bad a mage

[weary hare]

I'm bias towards mages in pvp so
But yea, thanks for not flipping your lid over this like the other guy

[grim roost]

It’s easier to explain then to tell

[weary hare]

Dankie vriend

[nocturne walrus]

https://youtu.be/F6NJa_GhUqs?si=Ti7xeey7nCMM3xOl Bloodborne Minecraft

[gentle sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/me-vs-amogus-eyes-closed-eee-ee-gif-25165483

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-hop-on-earth-chan-get-on-gif-25719542

[exotic willow]

@regal ivy

Lag

[regal ivy]

The lag goes crazy

[exotic willow]

Fr that's normal tho for every game

[regal ivy]

True

[silk elbow]

Don't know what games ur playing then bluddy 😭😭😭

[exotic willow]

Naah bro I got cricket wired

[exotic willow]

It's so good

[silk elbow]

So good...

[exotic willow]

Yesh

[tranquil wadi]

bros fighting the laginator 💀

[exotic willow]

Naah I am the laginator

[tranquil wadi]

laginator vs. lagalore

[exotic willow]

Fr

[plucky oxide]

my dragon got stuck up here and wouldnt move😭

[broken lion]

Bruh

Mad cause skill issue

[viral lagoon]

Funny weapon

[weary hare]

Didn't know what ganking meant
Learned the overly aggressive way and the nicer more professional way

[pale perch]

They need to add a photo mode to Elden ring

[weary hare]

Idk why but the dragon in Limgrave has a tendency to just climb on walls like he thinks he's spider-man

[weary hare]

For now I think there's a mod for it
Mabye in upcoming dlc 🤞

[pale perch]

Shadows of the erdtree 🙏🙏
(Also hoping Goldwyn and Malenia in their prime come to it)

[weary hare]

It's more likely that the dlc will take place during the main game, mabye when we find Miquella and talk to Gideon

[pale perch]

Or we go to mohgwyn palace and then touch miquellas hand

[weary hare]

I dont wanna touch his hand man
That sht looks crusty from Mohg 🤮

[pale perch]

Probably got some magic white grease

[weary hare]

Mabye that's where soap comes in to play lol

[pale perch]

Probably I have like every armour set I’m lev 200 with every talisman too on a non ng+ so I should have some

[weary hare]

Gotta be honest
Ng+8 and idk if I have soap with me

[pale perch]

I’m ng+8 on my other character and I completed it using only bolt of gransax I did melania too

[weary hare]

My shtick is using Banished Knight halberds, a shield, and incantations that banished knights use

[pale perch]

I’m currently just using the club you get with wretch as im bored of using other weapons

[weary hare]

Og bonking tool

[pale perch]

Oh I’m also using the as I like to call it “sit on an enemy” ash of war

[weary hare]

That's pretty funny

[pale perch]

Bum go bonk

It’s edited

[weary hare]

Bright

[pale perch]

I scarlet rot peoples eyes with that picture

[jaunty kestrel]

I really needed this in the summer

[tranquil wadi]

another w clip 🥶

[quartz niche]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4XepwxzOYMK5nAKjmSldQh?si=8Ue3LnX2QH6RvhNTKYLt5w&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A7ob0t6yHFR8rjHBUrzYppE

[pale valley]

What is this 😭🙏

[warped surge]

is that your Tarnished playlist

[quartz niche]

tis hard 🧐

[pale valley]

It’s a maraca shaking for 12 minutes

[quartz niche]

skip ahead

[warped surge]

I'm only listening to Spotify Tarnished playlists 💅

[pale valley]

Why are you painting your nails as you listen

[warped surge]

It's called a vibe

[quartz niche]

0:38 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[warped surge]

you should enchance my nail painting session by dropping your playlists here right effin meow

[quartz niche]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/35g2dT8EEJ8DwL6pTnvJkb?si=2U3RSMhQSvyHEO7Jsdfhdw

[warped surge]

wowza, jazz

[quartz niche]

yes 🗣️🗣️

[warped surge]

this tarnished is a smooth criminal

[quartz niche]

your turn

[warped surge]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6lJgK8mQgIc7IQVXiTj7Ss?si=433bd71d6dd54f25
ere ya go

now I wanna raid stormveil castle to jazz music

[jade inlet]

@viral lagoon https://youtu.be/AbCiD0sObkA

[viral lagoon]

damn

[fluid spire]

What fire sword is the helper using?

It's a one handed sword that catches on fire and isnt the blasphemous blade.

[sullen crest]

is this the order of the bosses i gotta kill?

[tardy grail]

smoked that elden beast pack one final time

🥳 90.5 hours of gameplay

total playtime of the two total journeys , the other endings were on a different save

[lament herald]

How do I get to that item on the other side of this room?

[fallen knot]

My first play through and I was thirty minutes in when I look up and see this (spoiler I go through the gate on my horse and run past it )

[sullen crest]

im here why doesnt this tp me

[weary hare]

Gotta go somewhere else first brother

[viral lagoon]

My brother you can kill most of these out of order

[sullen crest]

where

[odd raven]

Wait why does it have no sound jfc

[weary hare]

Sorry to keep you in the dark, I was busy

[sullen crest]

i heard that i gotta go to altus

[weary hare]

Make your way here and continue in the ravine until you come across a wooden house and structure with a site of grace. Climb the ladder and continue going up.
This is for if you haven't found the medallions yet

[odd raven]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wKdIABQfD4I?si=L54DAtK5XL4MAovu it officially exists @opaque harbor

[opaque harbor]

lmfaoo

subscribed

[gritty lion]

Please try to at least make a coherent build 😭

[true shard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVv14ufITIM&ab_channel=Jowatt

[viral lagoon]

That much endurance is not needed

[weary hare]

Funny fireballs

[muted sphinx]

False. You can skip Godrick entirely and go to the academy first

[river cedar]

Ya I know but the guy I was talking to was very new and it was a better idea for them to beat Godrick first

[muted sphinx]

Perhaps also 30 secs of slowmo is bs

[river cedar]

Yeah they were just super super new to the game

[muted sphinx]

Awwwww a little fledgling just leaving the nest

[river cedar]

Yes they were untrained in the way of the Soulslike, a new bird spreading its wings in the Lands Between

[muted sphinx]

Personally would be better to start with DS1 but hey their choice

[river cedar]

Yeah, a lot of people have never heard of DS before starting Elden Ring tho

[rapid sorrel]

i needed to wear heavy armor lool

[river cedar]

All of my messages start with “yeah” or “yes”

[rapid sorrel]

except this one

[river cedar]

I almost said “yeah” in response to that

[muted sphinx]

It’s an end of a generation sadly

[rapid sorrel]

i think its because the sheer insane amount of hype over the game

[river cedar]

Yes, but the tale of the Chosen Undead will live on

[muted sphinx]

Indeed fellow undead

[rapid sorrel]

Man really does start with yes or yeah every sentence 💀

[river cedar]

Absolutely, Elden Ring brought the souls games to the very mainstream

[river cedar]

I did it again didn’t I

[rapid sorrel]

its not that its a new gen i'm saying elden ring is on a whole other level to the point where u get an insane amount of playerbase that are new to the souls series

[muted sphinx]

I see what you’re saying but it’s still saddening to see the new gen oblivious to the ogs

[rapid sorrel]

ah well
that is unfortunate

[warped surge]

don't despair, everyone can name at least 3 Dark Souls memes

[warped surge]

(and never played DS 1 or 2)

[muted sphinx]

Good

[warped surge]

my bf did beat all soulsbornes like 5 times tho, I might have an advantage

[muted sphinx]

Bruh. Some bs. And this slowmode is stupid af

[viral lagoon]

https://youtu.be/eUD7sSbnIaI I Tried playing Elden Ring as Guts

[nocturne bridge]

gg, got kinda lucky but a nohit is a nohit im taking it

[warped surge]

you just fistfought god

[nocturne bridge]

nah i think homie is a human

[warped surge]

Chadfrey church would disagree severely

[lament herald]

I mean...do you really need binoculars for her badonkers?

[wraith abyss]

i always feel so bad

[pastel wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7r_kThyjYpE?si=Q7jhzhA19YWWyu9D

[nocturne bridge]

funniest choke of all time

[viral lagoon]

10/10

[halcyon peak]

those fries have seen better days T-T

[viral lagoon]

Me

[dusty fjord]

Crusher of Giants

[viral lagoon]

https://youtu.be/kHYi1gfbDdw

@thin finch @lethal stratus

[lethal stratus]

lmfaooo

[viral lagoon]

bro she is giving me pain pls give tips to beat her

[lethal stratus]

no

[muted sphinx]

🗿

[dusty fjord]

3590 damage

[viral lagoon]

she must be pissed

[viral lagoon]

its good right

[dusty fjord]

Two shotting margit isn't good?

[viral lagoon]

well seems like xD

[dusty fjord]

Btw will you be free to play tomorrow?

I dont really have friends that bought elden ring

[viral lagoon]

sure bro

[viral lagoon]

Lord, elden

I made it look ancient

[jade sundial]

Elden crusher

[viral lagoon]

They have bleed on them btw :3

[jade sundial]

Elden bleeding crusher

[viral lagoon]

Yess

[jade sundial]

Fr

[viral lagoon]

I use raptors black mists on the right hand and the royal nights resolve on the left

[jade sundial]

The bosses after seeing you go in the air to right as there about to be slammed

[viral lagoon]

Teehee

[viral lagoon]

I could us white mask and raptors black feathers to make it better but im not a nerd

[jade sundial]

Lmao

[viral lagoon]

Clown pants, mushroom arms frenzy scars and albunaric mask on top :3

[jade sundial]

Frrrr

[fervent lodge]

this is edited right

[dusty fjord]

Grintches

[sacred sail]

Why does he look like the kid from polar express

[swift temple]

@sleek thorn

[sleek thorn]

the umbrella what

[static venture]

What the umbrella

[tranquil wadi]

wuh

[exotic willow]

@woven pagoda

[weary hare]

Eish
You're facing that South African Loadshedding latency wtf is that

[woven pagoda]

Good.... Marika....

[exotic willow]

That was a good day 👍

[woven pagoda]

Worst wifi I've seen yet.

Lag really got your back.

[exotic willow]

Fr

[prisma hornet]

average frenzied flame enjoyer:

[exotic willow]

Bro sent a whole face reveal

[dusty fjord]

Go Study yourself NOW Gideon

[whole garnet]

😢

[prisma hornet]

im a frenzied flame enjoyer therefore i can confirm we all look like a variation of this

[viral lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126586640958226538/1148345219838902442/SynapseX_1.mov

[cloud nest]

raya lucarian got eaten by a warrior pot 😭

[hearty portal]

😂

[fervent light]

let me solo him xD

[lament herald]

I am once again asking for your help. How do I get to this item in the Volcano Manor?

[sacred sail]

Turn 90° to the right, go to the edge and drop. There is a small ledge below leading to a door and a path leading to it

[viral lagoon]

Y’all this me if you even care

[mild wadi]

Dropped a new Invasion Disguise video!

https://youtu.be/XWqc2bxl8jk?si=3tX7r50FOv2-OLaj

[slim mantle]

https://youtu.be/uPUmkcWPuPU?si=WHHFB8MxmLFIwZE_

Beating the boss after 50 tries.

[sour tide]

60 euro game

[sour tide]

i walked forward and fell through the floor

[warped surge]

did your graphic card met a terrible demise

[sour tide]

worked fine after i respawned

[marsh ridge]

Just finished my second play-through!!!

[warped surge]

now I'm curious what happened fr lmao

[sour tide]

nice

[sour tide]

i really dont know

[warped surge]

was it Raya Lucaria?

[sacred sail]

Happened me a few days ago, happens to the stairs by hewg in roundtable too

[sour tide]

yeah right at the top of the elevator

[warped surge]

how do you suddenly transport your game to 2004

[sacred sail]

If it does happen again, just wait. It corrects itself after a bit. Things just don't render properly randomly

[sour tide]

ok

[river cedar]

Looks like one of those weird paintings that hang in Panera Bread or something

[sour tide]

lmao

[nocturne bridge]

GG

[weary hare]

waaaaaey

[river cedar]

Did you find a corpse with a map?

There should be a corpse next to the door with an item

Send a wider screenshot of your location

Oh read the pedestal near the entrance, it has a puzzle you can solve to enter

Also I can’t help anymore I’m at school sorry

[cloud nest]

this fight is so pretty as a mage

[lament herald]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-gif-18175969

[pseudo path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERwHvwsGFoE&ab_channel=WallStreetJournal what the bosses in elden ring see when am trying to dodge

[daring sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXGDWXnnGWk

[hexed gorge]

potato quality

[jaunty kestrel]

May chaos take the world

[hexed gorge]

⬆️

[cloud nest]

i had to be able to post it in discord so i compressed it

[lapis knot]

Ok so you see the orange glowing thing on one of the “roads” on the right side kf the map? Thats gonna give you the actual map and let you see that portion of the world

[twin vector]

Exploring this new map update:💀

[proper spruce]

raaah

[median flame]

Default ending🗿

[dusty fjord]

skull

[river cedar]

….my discord kitten….

[weary hare]

[marsh lintel]

they actually exist? i thought that was just a joke

[viral lagoon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7vwYlqonpAI?feature=share

[pastel wolf]

L2 spam doesn’t beat r1 spam 😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/Nu2Ori9EKV0?si=mwkFACb33qURuTlz

[opaque pilot]

Could’ve worded this better

[warped surge]

is that a copypasta

[dusty fjord]

Prob it is

[coarse vault]

bruh.

ok can I win bruh

not again

lowkey I quit

[jade inlet]

what do you guys think of my character?? 🥺

[slim raptor]

Oh my goodness it's him it's spider man

[merry goblet]

Something I just noticed. The onyx lord is actually there behind the little portal thing. I thought he appeared. Turns out he's just invisible 🤷‍♂️

[native pier]

the ambush shard is flying past because its not appearing behind the enemy

[viral lagoon]

Bro you have dark moongreat sword how are you losing

[coarse vault]

unleveled

[viral lagoon]

Even an unleveled dark moongreat sword could destroy godrick

[coarse vault]

well im not good tho, im tryna learn movesets, and it doesnt rly destroy him, it does good dmg tho

[hexed gorge]

age of fracture is mid

[fringe plover]

May chaos take the world

[earnest apex]

how do you loose to godfrey with the dark moon great sword

hes such a weak boss

[warped surge]

What men will do for a hug

[weary hare]

Sometimes we just don't wanna anymore

[wispy dew]

Real

[coarse vault]

godfrey?

[whole garnet]

Happened to me when I killed malania

[earnest apex]

godrick

me was too silly

[pastel swallow]

Elden Ring Abridged. Spoilered for those who haven't binged the effin lore videos.
||https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFy0JruJAx7hOIBDG5sy3w0lmQ02Y4vxx&si=QZrvG2OBuA9zIHsQ||

[viral lagoon]

where is blaidd ?

[pastel swallow]

He is fighting Maliketh for dominance on who is the goodest boy.

[viral lagoon]

how to make there blaidd

[pastel swallow]

Reset or something. He might respawn.

[viral lagoon]

how to reset?

@pastel swallow

[pastel swallow]

Leave the area then come back again.

[wheat sun]

What

[marsh lintel]

what

[weary hare]

what

[warped surge]

what

[viral lagoon]

what

[fresh zenith]

petition to blacklist this guy

[warped surge]

petition to mail this guy to Godrick's Grafting Grounds

[viral lagoon]

I think I aint getting my 3 million runes back

[warped surge]

they went beyond the Fog

[viral lagoon]

they not even in the overworld

[lone basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ8y

[weary hare]

Well you ain't getting that back until the dlc let's us go somewhere else-

[fringe plover]

Madness

[viral lagoon]

fromsoftware let us go in the clouds I need those 3 million back

[weary hare]

It's not yours anymore
It belongs to the fog now

[dreamy atlas]

How did you get there

Bro went to Canada

[viral lagoon]

I dont even know I started fighting magmawyrm makar that gives access to altus plateau I quitted out to main title then got back in the game and died in an void and I seemed to die over there

[dreamy atlas]

Damn shi tragic

[river cedar]

Most skilled darkmoon greatsword player

[viral lagoon]

Fr

[tropic briar]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3damyeFFqSs

woahhhhhh

[viral lagoon]

why I can send pics

[tropic briar]

How in the…

[viral lagoon]

hot 🔥

[cinder python]

Local pothead loses to moonveil #eldenring #eldenringpvp #er
https://youtube.com/shorts/9JfMSK4c8cw?feature=share

[dusty fjord]

https://youtu.be/7OUMZoHpVnM?si=xxtb7PEZwCTnDamZ Me sumonning Op spirit ashes to kill a random disabled ghoul:

[ripe flare]

Anyone know how I get in here

[modest flare]

Key behind the big dragon

[ripe flare]

Where’s the dragon

[modest flare]

Left side of luirnia

[dusty fjord]

Tell me on what are you playing I can help you out

[ripe flare]

Alright thanks

[ripe flare]

Xbox

[dusty fjord]

😭

[viral lagoon]

Horus titan from horizon forbidden west

[opaque pilot]

Oh wow that looks good

[warped surge]

did boggart cook this

[broken lion]

I did (:

[weary hare]

Baie mooi

[warped surge]

you're right, not nearly enough prawns for his liking

[thin finch]

this weapon is cool

[weary hare]

Yes brother! Banished knight gaming!

[viral lagoon]

https://youtu.be/Gy2xEdX__Ng?si=I1H4Pyr_s8Bw0yWd I saw that people were playing Elden Ring as guts so I did it too... Part 2

[cedar oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-eminem-slender-man-tarnished-radhan-gif-25374976

[thin finch]

👀

||only the hair is modded||

[hexed gorge]

@oblique ether heres ur goofy ahh random elden ring edit

[viral lagoon]

Bro that looks amazing I wish I could install mods on ps5

[thin finch]

without the hair
and yeah ik thats why i share bc i know mine is good

[mighty tendon]

https://youtu.be/GF8a5wSLGx8

[gilded tiger]

Can someone tell me how to get up to that area?

A yt link would be fine but Idk what that place is called so I cant search for it

[pastel wolf]

Invasions are still fun: https://youtube.com/shorts/lFuOvkjdEP0?si=oV-9bWSixQ7drX_Y

[dusty fjord]

Me having a mental breakdown because low vigor:

[warped surge]

I need to stop seeing Elden Ring in Wardruna music, like yesterday

[chilly flume]

https://discord.com/channels/867784605293084702/1149107354613330020

[hollow mist]

"I only need a few levels...."
10 million runes and 90 mins later

[gaunt ore]

💀

[viral lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZDLXPwF3kyA
cap or real?

[viral lagoon]

I hear that man's voice. "Elden Ring, oooh Elden Ring. Wildly dancing. Twoooooo becomes ONE!!!"

Why are you running?

he will do it again...

[viral lagoon]

ranni questline

[thin finch]

@ebon thunder

no
2nd one aint too late i dodged 5attacks before the clips doing the same timing

0:20 for vow dodges
1:20 for nihil

cant say the last one is too late or early

the last one

@crisp haven i think it was u with us yesterday

i even dodge the hits nicely being slightly/late at 0:20

[median flame]

new age of fire>>>>>>

[oak rune]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1rfYfa5kcyoCuKgnS23dc8J8lLLTqWXsWtq9qG4TxT50/htmlview#

[lament herald]

How do I get behind this door?

[fervent smelt]

bro where is this

[upper spear]

what is that

[lethal stratus]

is that the ranni quest place, moonlight altar or whatever

[fervent smelt]

oh yeah if that's in liurnia that area is called manus celes, you get there much later by doing a questline

[lethal stratus]

yeah thought so, questline

[fervent smelt]

ranni's questline, i'd look a guide because it's kinda long

[storm lion]

Spoilers

[native pier]

how do i get to that corpse?

[rich valve]

You don't get to altus plateaus that way.

You either get into the Elevator or just go to a cave in that will send you there

[native pier]

this is the bridge

[marble peak]

Yeyeye

[rich valve]

I know that one, well there is a ladder somewhere further if you're not pressed by the enemies
There must be

[marble peak]

Drop down in front of yourself then run right and then left and then keep to the left and you'll reach that item

[native pier]

uhhhh after crossing the bridge i dont see a ladder

[rich valve]

Ladder

[marble peak]

Ok so run past where the mage was and keep right

[native pier]

after i cross the bridge (where the mage was) and keep right, i end up in the first screenshot looking at the corpse

[marble peak]

Yes, look down in front of yourself

[native pier]

thanks i found the spot

[warped surge]

glad I'm not the only one with severe Einar Selvik brain worms

[supple spear]

dang bruh thats some good framerate

[mossy cairn]

can i borrow your pc

[gritty lion]

You can't dodge nihil, no matter what type of i-frames you use

[hollow mist]

Drink potions..he takes your health and heals when he does that you can't dodge that

[hollow mist]

I just got that frenzied flame ending

[storm lion]

Best ending

Did you hit the secret wall and grab the shield

[thin finch]

✨

[thin finch]

no

[thin finch]

yeah i know was just testing cuz a fellow tarnished asked

[thin finch]

purifying crystal tear >

[mossy cairn]

😔 specs?

[thin finch]

RTX4070ti

want more?

[hollow mist]

I dont use shields at all I know about it...just didn't grab it

[hexed gorge]

shields for noobs

[pastel mica]

mald shields are based uwu

[weary hare]

Shields be based

[thin finch]

obviously havent tried parrying

[weary hare]

Parrying is fun
Until you try helping in co-op
You just get I-frames and not the vine boom when parrying :/

[pastel mica]

I like being a tank, so I keep a greatshield with a stormhawk axe with me even tho I'm mainly a halberd build

[weary hare]

Yes sister!
Banished knight armor!

[pastel mica]

HELL yeah! The Banished is my favorite faction in ER!

[weary hare]

YES!
another one!

[pastel mica]

B) It's my headcanon that they used to serve Godfrey, so it even fits my lightning obsession (which I blame on the face that I've been a sunbro since I started playing fromsoft games)

oh and it also fits my actual username: thequeenofthestorm lol

[weary hare]

I mean the commanders are just higher-ranked BKs
And Niall uses lightning(granted our greatest weakness is lightning so, double edged sword)

[pastel mica]

not to mention all of the dragon imagery, their prescense in Stormveil and Castle Sol (as well as their armor in Leyndell and the Roundtable), etc.

[weary hare]

I myself is a pure BK enthusiast(as close as I could get to their abilities)

[pastel mica]

Based af. I tend to switch being the BKH and the Dragon Halberd somewhat frequently

[weary hare]

If you're wondering about the halberds
One has stormcaller and the other storm assault since you can't mix ashes

[pastel mica]

Yeah that's what I thought no worries lol

[weary hare]

I also put stormwall as the shield's ash since bullying in higher ng+ ranks is funny

[pastel mica]

plus it fits the theming

[weary hare]

If the storm contains it
I can use it

[pastel mica]

based

[weary hare]

Hope we get more info about the badasses in the future dlc tho
Would like to know where they came from and why they were banished

[pastel mica]

Yeah same. Again it's my own personal headcanon that they used to work for Godfrey, but would be cool to either be proven wrong or get confirmation

[weary hare]

I mean Godfrey doesn't use storm-casting abilities but mabye

[pastel mica]

Oh I meant Godwyn either way
But like either way Godfrey would've been out fighting so likely Godwyn had at least some agency over Stormveil

[weary hare]

I can see it

[pastel mica]

yee

[dusty fjord]

why was i talking about this in general

[signal dock]

People need to know

[warped surge]

I hope they regret all their life choices now

[weary hare]

prepare thyself

[dusty fjord]

Sans spells!?!?!?

[weary hare]

Rattle me bones

[spice fractal]

Still find this spell extreme useless

[dusty fjord]

But sans

And I do not even use it

[viral lagoon]

there is 1 missing

So I tried elden ring

[dusty fjord]

I can help mate

[viral lagoon]

PLEASE

[dusty fjord]

You are on pc yuh?

[viral lagoon]

The PlayStation

[dusty fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[viral lagoon]

I mean, you could give some tips on how to beat him