elden-fun

[last dune]

Holy cow, they got it bad for Rot Lady.

Blaidd do be a kindly lad.

[zenith axle]

Golden Order is a foul, embrace Frenzied Flame, bring chaos

[gleaming delta]

Man’s really sees the entire world as opps

[analog saffron]

Fire Giant cheese

[livid zenith]

@gleaming delta

[scenic mauve]

I mean they have a point

[kind whale]

its bait, hes probably just gonna rant on about godskin duo and put radahn in the thumbnmail so people who dont know any better click

[fluid rune]

EGguh

[kind whale]

interesting

[gleaming delta]

Hilarious joke

[vivid oar]

They don't really have a point because there's not much of a point to have, it's all subjective/opinion. Some people think he's the best Elden Ring boss (including Miyazaki if I remember correctly) while others hate him like that Youtuber. The only stuff that would make a boss objectively the worst would be broken mechanics or rule breaking without some sort of fix. For example, Rykard's fight breaks the rules of all the other fights because of the Serpent Hunter gimmick, but that "gimmick" makes the rule breaking okay since the player is given a way to adapt to the new rules. Radahn's fight also does this. The battle is different from every other boss fight, but the rulebreaking is okay because the player is given the option to use stuff like many different NPC summons and Torrent.

I'm gonna use this in my other servers, thank you

[scenic mauve]

Nah I just think Radahn is really annoying but yeah I know it's subjective

[mighty iris]

Made a thing from a thing that I saw

[scenic mauve]

He would say that

[slate pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-walking-back-to-boss-gif-25097341

oops I forgot this server sucks

[hybrid leaf]

They admitted to being underlevelled

[cedar niche]

dogs

[rigid tendon]

chad likes dogs

[ocean island]

@dull slate

[gleaming delta]

Rya moment

[gleaming delta]

Didn't know Miriel was the prolific type
Maybe they were a mimeticized dog after all 😨

[gleaming delta]

this could very easily be used as a bonking meme
I mean... omens have horns so..... ||perhaps they are the encarnation of h*rniness, thus repulsive to the Golden Order's vassals /jk||

[opaque marsh]

Skill issue

[lapis flame]

Zoidberg armor

[south portal]

Is this video sped up? Because the cast time of this is way longer

[ocean island]

wait yes

[south portal]

Yeah

[ocean island]

(wasn't my video originally)

[south portal]

This can fool people very easily. I don't like this incantation that much because most of the time you can't finish it and you are interrupted. This is AoE damage but with multiple enemies around you it's almost impossible to cast it. They'll usually hit you in between

[last dune]

Godskin duo? lol
Redahn was honestly fun for me. XD
I felt like a commander. lol
Although, I guess that would be a subjective thing and honestly, my personal pick for worst boss is probablyyyyy Twin Princess. No big reason, I just hate them a lot. Would say Midir, but Midir at least is a cool dragon. lol

[last dune]

Also, That's a mood, but boy do ya' look kewl while doing it. lol

[signal mango]

I might say like. Fride. if only her stages werent so cool.

[last dune]

yeeaaah, I hate Friede too but I loved the two on two. Who knows, I haven't fully finished DS2 yet, maybe I'll find a bum boss in there.

[signal mango]

The Real final boss of ds2 (he's sort of like gael, being final but not really) Is probably the most bad ass you will EVER feel playing a souls game.

Burnt Ivory King.

[last dune]

Honestly, even with the reused bosses and Godskin Duo, I still really enjoyed every boss fight in Elden Ring and would hunt down any possible place a boss might be. idk what it is about Elden Ring, but I just Really enjoy it's combat. Idk, maybe the world is just big enough to sate my hunt for bosses. XD

[last dune]

Also, ahhh, I gotta see if I have the DLC for that cause I just have straight DS2 because I failed to realize SOTFS was a different game and not a DLC. XD

EDIT: Checked, I got it. B)

[signal mango]

Spicy. Enjoy fighting the cooler anakin skywalker.

[last dune]

XD

[signal mango]

Im not kidding thats basically his lore lul

[last dune]

Niiice. lol

[dreamy wadi]

The Radahn fight is literally a WoW raid and I love it

[weary trellis]

i would've called hacks 😅
the bars yellow depletion meter also went faster

[prime badger]

At least he can hit something

[true quail]

Really like this one

[true quail]

Semp why are you posting evidence of your war crimes

[lean glacier]

Yup

[drifting root]

oh me lord
the dog has birthed many dogs

[dreamy wadi]

Dog…but abundance!

[opaque marsh]

I understand the meme but I think you underestimate the importance of menu music

[meager stirrup]

not rly but ok

[opaque marsh]

Nah nah nah menu music is really important

[gleaming delta]

🟡
📯

[vivid oar]

I knew it! Kirby was the original vessel of the Elden Ring!

[raven mural]

Malenia in a few years

[nocturne gull]

No u

[gleaming delta]

Nice art, I like it :)

[nocturne gull]

Not mine, i just thought it was neat

[lunar jewel]

Since when could he interrupt the roll to do other attacks and then start it up again in a single frame? That move is so busted.

[nocturne gull]

I like the getup, that armor reminds me of something...

[lunar jewel]

You too.

[nocturne gull]

Dont look at it then

#rules rule 4, calm yourself pal

[worldly otter]

Derogatory term bro you f*cked yourself over

Ok? You'll just get banned again and again

[nocturne gull]

I can tell

[swift loom]

Isn't IP ban a thing?

[dreamy wadi]

Bro, I’d understand if that was Steven universe.

But it’s adventure time, what are you on

[nocturne gull]

Ikr

[worldly otter]

Ok bro stay attached and keep pushing we support you

[novel fulcrum]

@ocean island 😬

Big oof

[worldly otter]

God I hate this slowmode

[nocturne gull]

<@&894891802488885248> 😕

[leaden cliff]

cringe

[worldly otter]

K

[nocturne gull]

That block button makes everything so much better, so much less... that

[twin sequoia]

🤓

[leaden cliff]

this guy used a mage build in elden ring

[nocturne gull]

Moonveil and rivers of blood no doubt

[leaden cliff]

mimic +10

[idle dagger]

Tfw

[idle dagger]

Mods are doing what they do best

[zenith galleon]

🚬

[idle dagger]

Woah no way

[loud pilot]

😂😂😂

[nocturne gull]

Bang up job 🥓👍🏻🥓

[zenith galleon]

@dull slate https://c.tenor.com/kLWXxuFsFZQAAAAM/norman-osborn-late.gif

[cerulean mortar]

There are mods in elden fun who aren’t semp?

[vivid oar]

No, those are just Semp's alts

[cerulean mortar]

ah my mistake

[prime badger]

Shower thoughts be like:

Me after taking a shower (I'm all wet)

[worldly otter]

Me after taking a shower (I masturbated)

[gritty spear]

stop lying guys. You play Elden ring, you can't take showers

[prime badger]

What about bloodborne players?

[nocturne gull]

I shower in a rain of stars

[prime badger]

Poetic

I shower in a rain of sea men (I live in Bosnia)

[twin sequoia]

stop larping

[steel pewter]

Stop deez nuts

[cerulean mortar]

It’s not larping if it’s on discord, larp has live action in it meaning in person

[cobalt flicker]

lol nerd

[wraith belfry]

Fr

I’ve given thy courtesy enough. Idk if this counts as a meme.

[gleaming delta]

Posted something like this before and it got instadeleted

[wraith belfry]

That’s tough.

[last dune]

Random glitch, I do believe. Happened to me too.

[gleaming delta]

It was a pic of a sun with a face on it that quite resembled the way solaires or doodoo eaters sun looks. Found it in a pizzeria

[wraith belfry]

Wow

[hexed niche]

I made a bit of a mess

[sand meadow]

best bleed build

[viscid drift]

I wouldn’t call the age of despair a problem, it’s more of a change in the state of the world and what is considered normal, as said by the rune “If Order is defiled entirely, defilement is defilement no more”

[dusky oracle]

Is it just me or did this game die fast asf 😂 😅

[honest breach]

It's a single player game they dont stay hyped for more than 2 months max

[gleaming delta]

It's a single player game that more or less has a definitive end. Every game dies after a while, then it's just the fans.

[livid zenith]

No new content for this live service mmo, not even a peep about potential dlc 😮‍💨

[gleaming delta]

"Almost a million people were playing our game four months ago. What happened?"

[livid zenith]

Dev's don't care about the game 🥱

[gleaming delta]

Elden Ring should be live service, like Battlefield 2042.

N o, fromsoft should just patch it properly and leave it be

[vivid oar]

Leave the base game be, yes, just focus on removing bugs and maybe performance (so nothing that actually changes the game itself). But DLC would be nice eventually

[gleaming delta]

Yeah but DLC is different from live service

[livid zenith]

nobody wants single player games anymore tho, live service is the future. 😤

[idle dagger]

Elden fart

[gleaming delta]

That's what the Activision CEO told us. \[T]/

[weary trellis]

"...and now it's a ghost town"

[novel fulcrum]

Elder Rim

[dreamy wadi]

It's still more popular than Battlefield atm

[gleaming delta]

Is that like a Skyrim?

[trail anchor]

That was a funny meme good job

[mighty iris]

Thank

[violet blaze]

Lmfao

[viscid drift]

Too small for Sempiternal to see

He can only see objects in resolutions higher than 240p, this is a commonly known fact. It is because he is actually the silly creature

[ocean island]

not wearing my glasses
Is it elden ring related content??

[gleaming delta]

Uh, yeah it is, daddy. No need to moderate. We're behaving.

No doubt. I lost my mind when that Elden finally Ringed.

[gleaming delta]

Real good example there

[gleaming delta]

That’s 66 hours and 27 seconds you could’ve spent at the GYM getting SWOLE

[sand meadow]

Qaundale Dingle

[scenic harbor]

Always a juicer before a player

[gleaming delta]

Idk wat that is

[gleaming delta]

Idk wat that means

[unkempt sable]

Lego Erection

[sour lotus]

Erection Ring

[viscid drift]

Why yes, of course officer

[gleaming delta]

Dark Erection 3

[viscid drift]

💀

What if my favorite game’s name is one word

[sour lotus]

Erection Guys

[gleaming delta]

Pokémon: Erection 2

[sour lotus]

Erection Crush: Saga

[viscid drift]

Titles I have given myself

[sharp brook]

Nier Erection

[viscid drift]

This is also a fun game to play with the names of elden ring characters and bosses

[gleaming delta]

What about 1 word named games such as Overwatch? Would they just be called Erection? 💀

[sharp brook]

Yeah

[viscid drift]

The ever brilliant gold erection

[gleaming delta]

The red wolf of erection

[sour lotus]

Erection, Queen of The Full Moon

[viscid drift]

I think that’s a drawing someone made

[gleaming delta]

🤢🤮

[sharp brook]

Mogh the erection

[viscid drift]

Mohg, lord of erection

[gleaming delta]

A mod would not be happy with this channel rn lmao

[sharp brook]

It’s our time to rise up against tyranny

[viscid drift]

I hid sempiternal’s glasses, you have at least until he finds them

[sour lotus]

Starscourge Erection

[sharp brook]

Godrick the erection

[viscid drift]

Alright, quick, flood the channel with Elden ring related content to wash away the sins

[sour lotus]

Erection Hold

[sharp brook]

Call of erection

[gleaming delta]

I don’t have any

[viscid drift]

We will cleanse it, all of it

[remote locust]

blaidd my beloved

[remote locust]

he got mohged,,

[viscid drift]

The actual voice actor said these things, why do we not have it yet

[sour lotus]

Second dlc🤭

[viscid drift]

Blaidd 😳

[remote locust]

i need him

[viscid drift]

This is relatable

[lapis coyote]

@echo ginkgo perfect for you

[remote locust]

damn this is a classic

[sour lotus]

remember when this was all over the place

[viscid drift]

Can he whisper this in my ear?

[gleaming delta]

Seek god, heathen

We've found God
And His name is Blaidd

[nocturne gull]

His name is radahn

[gleaming delta]

Elden Ring got a pantheon of God Daddies I would worship.

Blaid <<<<< Chad General Radahn of Caelid

[gleaming delta]

Delete this and change pfp plz, for the betterment of humanity

Never.

[vivid oar]

The Erection of Zelda

[gleaming delta]

Mass Erect.

[south portal]

Erection Effect.

[nocturne gull]

The Morning Knights arrive

Check out the Lords and Knights of The Morning Table forum in #974674726192549898

[stark roost]

Dark erection 3

[gleaming delta]

very good game

[gleaming delta]

What is Jared Leto

[sand meadow]

[livid zenith]

Dong Expanded Wrong

[pallid wing]

🍞

[hallow lance]

Ocky

[hexed niche]

Baldur's Gate: Dark Erection 2

[twin sequoia]

Risk of Erection 2

[next abyss]

I've gotten so many of these by now

[opaque marsh]

Bhs

[lethal peak]

i was about to scream because i thought it was in the fanart challenge. It tends to become a cesspool of degenarcy some times.

[viscid drift]

Radagussy

[viscid drift]

I assure you where I found that meme is worse

[lethal peak]

enlighten me, for a life without suffering cannot be defined as such

[gleaming delta]

mohg

[viscid drift]

That must be really bothersome if dispite all of your security a single tarnished gets inside

[viscid drift]

I will spare you the pain, for you are an infant in the endless sea of the internet, ignorant of your own ignorance

[lethal peak]

I've seen that Funky Town cartel video. I can handle some degenerate memes

[viscid drift]

That is what you think, that is what you hope

For I know of every website

Every vat of filth has been scanned by my eyes, I have become all-knowing, but at what cost

Are you sure you wish to know?

[twin sequoia]

🤓

[viscid drift]

🤡

[twin sequoia]

✡️

[viscid drift]

[twin sequoia]

🗿

[viscid drift]

😳

[twin sequoia]

🪵

[viscid drift]

[twin sequoia]

🛸

[viscid drift]

Why does it look like Ghru is in the saucer

[sand flower]

What are those things, I know they’re from ds2

[lethal peak]

Yes

[viscid drift]

Very well, I will DM you the source, don’t say I didn’t warn you

[opal seal]

Smash

[tribal owl]

so f*cking true

[marble sparrow]

nah it was

[scenic socket]

bonfire kindled

[cerulean mortar]

Might I be enlightened as well? This portent of debauchery sounds incredibly interesting

[viscid drift]

As you wish

[twin sequoia]

dm me the source recusant, im not afraid

[jovial epoch]

people who dont give a sh-t

[manic lynx]

Anybody know who joe is

[coarse lance]

Joe King

[manic lynx]

Nice

[coarse lance]

🐈‍⬛

[gleaming delta]

Average Fextralife user

[south portal]

Hell nah not the the-

[sour lotus]

Most sane viper pfp user

[spice pond]

Rivers of blood is broken

[pale path]

Thank you
I had it before Apex was even a thing. So while monarchs rule the ground, the Northstars own the skies

[sour lotus]

That's so based
Need TF|3

[gleaming delta]

Why does tf2 have to be dead :(

[scarlet inlet]

Not as dead as ER

[safe tapir]

is ER dead?

[vague palm]

yes

[steel pewter]

Not as dead as titanfall 2

[safe tapir]

Titanfall 2 will never die

[gleaming delta]

No

[idle dagger]

The emergency room is a place it cant "die"

[gleaming delta]

Titanfall 3 pls for the love of god

[misty monolith]

Exactly, that’s what I’m sayin

[gleaming delta]

what da dog doin

[pale path]

I dunno Genshin, I think Elden Ring did it first

[sour lotus]

Fun fact I gifted my friend Titanfall 2 on the day it had a mega sale(like 50-75% off?)and I kept on annoying her to accept the gift
It's almost been a year she still hasn't accepted it

[dreamy wadi]

I thought he was a Lion at first, but according to the Raging Wolf armor, Wolves are shadows of the Empyrean, and Blaidd and Maliketh (as well as the Baleful Shadows) are all Shadows of an Empyrean

although that could just mean to say that Wolves are a type of shadow

[weary trellis]

yeah there are shadows for everything

[viscid drift]

Mohg maid is my favorite

[swift rain]

miquella AOOOOOGGAAAA

[gleaming delta]

Maid Mohg is pretty cute, not gonna lie.

Yeah, here we go. For everybody that needs it.

[remote locust]

mohgussy got me WEAK

[dreamy wadi]

I need to kill it

[gleaming delta]

N I H I L~

[dreamy wadi]

“Mohg, what are you doing with that child corpse?”
”NIHIL!”

[stone patio]

hehe

[gleaming delta]

"Maidenless, huh, Tarnished..? I can play the role... Nobody at Roundtable Hold has to know..."

[dreamy wadi]

The worst part is he’d totally try to play the role of a fricking Maiden

[stone patio]

from what i know that's what he's trying to do with miquella

[gleaming delta]

Alas, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

[scenic mauve]

the Mohgussy got me actin up 😳

[viscid drift]

Looking forward to mohg maid hooters

[gleaming delta]

Fem-Mohg hooters

[viscid drift]

Mohgussy got me acting heretical

[hushed crest]

Go ahead and log off for me

[viscid drift]

I’ll log off mohg if you know what I mean

[gleaming delta]

He don't gotta ask to make me nihil.

[hushed crest]

Poor choice of words

[viscid drift]

Just read the description of his spell

Mohg setting my accursed blood aflame right now

[gleaming delta]

Unf.

[plush mountain]

"What a pathetic excuse of a tweet "

[viscid drift]

Varre "Tamed Mohg's accursed blood"

according to his clothes description, varre was the only one to tame the accursed blood

[gleaming delta]

Varre was after that Moghussy as well. It seems we share a lot more in common than I've first thought.

[coarse lance]

that's the face that desires only mohgussy

[scenic mauve]

true he's a simp

[gleaming delta]

That face is a mask
And it can be looted

[scenic mauve]

you only get the mask after defeating one of the nameless white masks

[wooden sandal]

Omfg no God no

[leaden cliff]

my mom read this to me every night

[cerulean mortar]

me too, favorite childhood memory

[gleaming delta]

yea you laughin till AoT collabs with Elden Ring and this happens

eren jaeger in elden ring is craaazy doe

[coarse lance]

do he grapple hook?

[earnest stone]

his first W twitter post tbh

[worldly otter]

Imagine getting ratio'd by Elon f ucking Musk

Honestly his build is questionable but it does the job so it's not that bad

[gleaming delta]

I love War Surgeons writing fanfic about Mohg

[austere carbon]

So...the DLC isn't until late 2023?

[gleaming delta]

The DLC comes out whenever FROMsoft feels like it

[earnest epoch]

malding

[cobalt flicker]

Ayyyy new armored core

[gleaming delta]

This is prob fake

Mostly because of little nightmares 3 the devs have stated they’ve moved on to a new ip

[desert oak]

"I can see it... As clear as day! The coming"

[dreamy wadi]

“Forefathers one and all! Bear witness!”

[raven mural]

I want this to be real

[swift rain]

Just got kicked out, looks like I’m the first IRL tarnished

[rapid bison]

A classic

Nice pfp btw

[blissful leaf]

"Well, thou art of passing skill."

[dreamy wadi]

“Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins.”

[blissful leaf]

"I command thee kneel!"

[gleaming delta]

"Dids't thou witness?"

Also, "I can play the role of the Maiden."

[scenic mauve]

"you have the sweetest scream"

[worldly otter]

"I've given thee courtesy enough"

-Godfrey (now Hoarah Loux) when Marika asked if that was all he had

[glacial urchin]

"Everyone's...been grafted. Everyone who came with me."

[worldly otter]

"I can kill you if you like"

I mean-

[onyx fable]

LN3??!! incredible. I hope eventually they remaster the DS trilogy and re-remaster DS1

[rapid bison]

Mmmmm Malenia~

[worldly otter]

"Thy kind are all of a piece"

Godrick's dialogue is literally roleplay

[dreamy wadi]

“Thy strength befits a crown.”

[viscid drift]

Mohg’s cut dialogue

He would originally count from six to one in Latin

[onyx fable]

absolutely incredible discovery

[urban lily]

Midir festing

[raven mural]

Midir laser vs. Placidusax laser. Which is better?

[onyx fable]

placidusax

personally

[acoustic phoenix]

Me too, but careful getting your hopes up. Starting a fake list with Armored Core is a smart move since they've already been kinda hinting at it.

[onyx fable]

elden ring DLC has to be inevitable though right? like ER is one of the most popular souls games i was one of the people that got drawn in because it was so cool and i’d never experienced a souls game before

that might also have something to do with me being from ‘05 and not being the right age to get into a game like that, but since i’ve played elden ring i bought into the xbox sale on the Souls titles but i should have done a little research because i’m scared about playing DS2

[brazen juniper]

actually... Isn't Mohg gay? Idk why this made me think of that 😂 (also I'm taking this for gremlin purposes)

[vivid oar]

It's funny how some dumb reviews said that Elden Ring is a copycat of Genshin and now Genshin literally copied exactly off of Elden Ring

[viscid drift]

Probably

[gleaming delta]

This is realy sad

[harsh ocean]

Miquella is a mcguffin
If a rock was an empyrean, Mohg would have stolen that instead

[brazen juniper]

Chu Chu my beloved

[grand summit]

ain't no way someone actually said that

[novel fulcrum]

Bepis

[sour lotus]

I think I gotcthe rarest one

[slender mountain]

No Bepis :(

[vivid oar]

Someone said that, yes

[true quail]

"What are you waiting for? A kiss goodbye?"

[gleaming delta]

My favourite

[manic lynx]

This one cat gif might last longer than I thought it would lmao

[gleaming delta]

Anime pfp telling me to touch grass

[velvet karma]

that’s cold man

[uncut oriole]

mumstard.

[daring robin]

Mmmmm, yemmow

[inland siren]

Ahhh yes, Ranni milk

[gleaming delta]

Midir

[sour lotus]

Idk man that color makes it look like something else...

[manic lynx]

Ah couldn’t be elden ring discord without someone lusting over ranni

[uncut oriole]

There is always at least one

[idle dagger]

@onyx fable chicken butt

[raven mural]

Ranni simps need to meet Destined Death

[golden nymph]

RIP to the peasants bro fr fr

[gleaming delta]

From head to toe, every detail is perfect.

[manic lynx]

Is that purchasable

[gleaming delta]

I ordered it off Etsy, but the shop isn't selling anymore at the moment.

[manic lynx]

Ah k

[manic lynx]

Can has link for later

I’ve found a few links for it but reviews are mixed

[gleaming delta]

Yeah, let me DM it, I don't think the channel likes links.

[sage oasis]

could you send me as well?

[rapid bison]

I want

[sour lotus]

Where Sellen where

[sour lotus]

Let me solo them

[onyx fable]

@idle dagger cow pie.

[finite crane]

Status check have we hit a million yet?

[fair latch]

huh

[inland snow]

That's cute

[gleaming delta]

yooooo

wolf the best mount

[bright lark]

when do you unlock the privilege to post pictures

[woven rapids]

The Marika bot has to verify you I think, took a couple days when I joined

[lapis coyote]

Need tarnished role in #assign-roles

[gleaming delta]

Woah 😳 that’s badas

[ornate nymph]

Can anyone help me with the god skin duo

[sand meadow]

what elden ring like name would you give this version of giga chad

[onyx fable]

Chad, Guardian Of The Morning Table

[simple mirage]

The Grand

[tribal owl]

The avatar of power, right arm of the divine
idk

[slate bough]

.

[dry quail]

Anyone have that video of the looney toons character drawing an X on the ground? It’s an Elden Ring meme of course.

[cerulean mortar]

The Loathsome Dung Eater

[sour lotus]

Giganishka

[static solstice]

elden ring 2077

[woven rapids]

Chad, Apprentice of Rick Soldier of God

[tacit nest]

Elden Ring fan's reaction to a woman

[sharp falcon]

Elden ring players when they finally meet woman

[sharp falcon]

Man elden ring is wild rn, havent played elden ring for 1 month

[gleaming delta]

Me starting dialogue with just about any NPC I find

[tacit nest]

same.

[sharp falcon]

Bloodborne gotta be wild

[swift rain]

Melina and ranni moment

[gleaming delta]

Fiussy 💀💀

[tacit nest]

<3

[tacit nest]

I'm a big fan, Lord Mohg, sir. I was pleasantly surprised when you said "It's Mohgging Time" when you grew wings in the second phase.

[gleaming delta]

You play enough Fromsoftware games, you stop being scared of Gilgamesh and you start being terrified of Maurice.

[ripe flower]

Maurice looks like a tick. You might get a disease if he bites you. Stay safe out there.

[scenic mauve]

I love being a small lil guy in dark souls

[gleaming delta]

That's the Scarlet Rot Breath attack you keep seeing everywhere.

[ripe flower]

I see

[kind whale]

Once you know how powerful the protagonist is, it kinda makes sense to think of the main menu theme as their boss theme

Especially dark souls 3 menu music

[ripe flower]

Except in elden ring though

[kind whale]

The final battle is a remix of the main theme, so it can still apply

[ripe flower]

I suppose so, also to your point the title theme in Sekiro is called “sekiro, the one armed wolf”

[junior summit]

What did I just see

[gleaming delta]

||Mods asleep time to post funny memes||

[swift rain]

Melinussy and ranussy

[swift rain]

It’s mohgging time

[tacit nest]

Yay

[tacit nest]

Maidenussy and Dollussy

[wide mango]

Omenussy

[gleaming delta]

Some mf here ghost-pinged me

[swift rain]

Miquellussy

[tacit nest]

AAAAA

[tacit nest]

Roderika's spiritussy!

Sellen's Glintstonussy

[worldly otter]

Istg it's everywhere

[zealous oar]

real

[novel heath]

Elden ring dlc leaked 😱

[hybrid echo]

All we had to do was to follow the damn Grace, Tarnished!

[maiden pawn]

lmfao

[tacit nest]

omg can i date melina in dlc

[vivid oar]

Some "game articles" are painfully lazy

[native valve]

This is my first time sharing I hope you all enjoy

[slender mountain]

Buff fan

[swift loom]

Oh no what a surprise, players are dying in the area with a required death

[tall mauve]

am i not allowed to post gifs-

[vivid oar]

You gotta download the gif to post it, you can't do it directly from the Discord gif search

[tall mauve]

ohh aight

[vivid oar]

Damned dog keeps doing gymnastics with super long air time too long for me to even hit him

[opal plaza]

twitter.com/_7albi/status/1546502500026486784

[native valve]

I think he's harder than Malenia

[green pulsar]

but its true

[green pulsar]

theyre killing themselves in front of an npc for the same reason ppl killed themselves in a safe area in DS2

[swift rain]

Don’t cheat on melina with the three fingers bro trust me she don’t play no games

[dreamy wadi]

Fortunately this doesn’t mean Godfrey is into traps as Marika and Radagon only United after he was driven from grace

[rapid bison]

Time to go download memes from Reddit

[vivid oar]

Two Beanoses in a row, the odds truly are in Beanos's favor

[gleaming delta]

This is Elden ring related, mods. Trust me

[scenic mauve]

Aaaaah

[sleek gazelle]

he thinks hes being sneaky

[vivid oar]

Leyndell, where you can get attacked by a surprisingly strong yellow knight at literally every corner

[gleaming delta]

Average Reddit user:

[cold urchin]

Average Arsenal fan

[sleek gazelle]

i dont get it

[thorny marsh]

bri'ish "people"

[thorny marsh]

you'd be better of not knowing

[green pulsar]

good

[sleek gazelle]

is it saying hes going to r her?

[green pulsar]

i mean even i havent read the manga or watched the anime
so all i know is that is what vaguely happens

[sleek gazelle]

i stopped watching half way

oh god is that rly what happens!

[green pulsar]

i think? i have not felt a desire to try and confirm it, and then end up watching an anime rape scene

[green pulsar]

meh mostly right dudes absolutely strange

[sleek gazelle]

Anime was a mistake

[green pulsar]

no just evangelion, mostly why i didnt watch it

[sleek gazelle]

i stopped because i was bored but alot of anime is messed up.

[green pulsar]

you saved yourself from future suffering

[dreamy wadi]

what the actual frick

[green pulsar]

anime lets creators have few limitations in what they can do. this means that they can animate something really cool, or act like a down bad 14 year old who is delusional

[sour lotus]

I'm pretty sure that's where this meme came from

[green pulsar]

likely

[left ridge]

ok but when you're close range, he's less likely to use destined death attacks

[native valve]

Wow I'll have to try that Thank You

[keen pivot]

You don’t like helping Fernie too?💀

[native valve]

Let's just say they wore out their welcome in our Server being rude and ungrateful

[keen pivot]

Makes sense, he doesn’t even attempt to try either

[native valve]

Exactly so we Blacklisted them from our Server which is a first lol 🤣 Hopefully they learn to be a better player and person

[verbal seal]

I desperately want to believe this was ironic and he's not a completely socially inept individual but it's difficult.

[gleaming delta]

Who the hell is this?

[dreamy wadi]

Square

[gleaming delta]

Understandable

[hollow snow]

oOOooOOoo god why

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[scenic mauve]

I can't tell if this is serious or not

[west coral]

no way this is real lmao

[scenic mauve]

but Semp has been really real quiet since it dropped 🤨

[gleaming delta]

I'd like to attend the trial as part of the jury

[coarse lance]

need the clussy

game would be better if her boobs were real

[coarse lance]

I'm right

[hexed niche]

Oh God, I done made a mess

[sour lotus]

Me when Sellen

[spare latch]

me when

[gleaming delta]

Semp

[vivid oar]

The wood dude from Mega Man? Idk for sure

@hollow snow "Hey Lois, this worse than the time I was in the Elden Ring Discord!"

[hexed niche]

I only simp for Blaidd and Ranni ❤

I mean just look at that loooooooong sword 😩

[dreamy wadi]

Berserk Furry

[gleaming delta]

God I don't like that.

[vivid oar]

Can't wait to kill him and loot it off of him 😈

[hexed niche]

😢

[vivid oar]

My own custom art

[gleaming delta]

🌚

Oh god what a horrible day to have eyes

[scenic mauve]

I'm pissed at Blaidd cuz he's really hard for me to kill

[hexed niche]

I cri evrytiem

[gleaming delta]

Oh thats actually wholesome art,

[vivid oar]

Kromer (Kirby ate Homer)

[gleaming delta]

Honestly i didnt use his sword when i looted it, just wanted the cape out of his entire set

[scenic mauve]

I think you get the sword in Caelid

[vivid oar]

Don't give up, your gamer power shall defeat the furry time and time again!

[hexed niche]

Oh I love his weapon the aow is dope af

[vivid oar]

He drops the sword he uses when you kill him. You get the basic Greatsword in Caelid, he doesn't use that one

[scenic mauve]

oh ok

[gleaming delta]

I'm a simple woman and capes/cloaks are my passion

[scenic mauve]

I love capes and cloaks

[vivid oar]

For me it depends on my fit, for a more royal or buff look I like capes/cloaks and for more athletic looks I might alter the armor

[hexed niche]

Carian armor set (altered chest) + Blaidd's sword = hawt

[novel fulcrum]

FeelsCarianMan

[gleaming delta]

nah u jus dont understand

Everything that comes out from Caira just slaps so hard. The armor, the weapons, the sorcery...

[wide mango]

ong fr fr

[balmy kettle]

Ey yo I just sent it in that don't mean I don't understand qwq

[gleaming delta]

Ok dayum

[gleaming delta]

Fax

[hexed niche]

Ikr?!

[raven mural]

Americans be like

[novel fulcrum]

🤡

[gleaming delta]

America moment

[grand summit]

I'm Puerto Rican?

[gleaming delta]

That editing is absolutely insane bro

[vivid oar]

It's perfect

[dim portal]

thats very true

[vivid oar]

This editing is great

Also g u n

[analog saffron]

is that consider beastia-

[nocturne cedar]

our glorious leader is here!

[vivid oar]

I'd say so

[remote locust]

hes so beautiful

[last dune]

Snap, already a gun mod? Dope. lol

[jagged ember]

hi everyone

[hexed niche]

Mid level furry at the worst... oh God it's still bad

[gleaming delta]

I've done it
I've found
Her

[remote locust]

shes perfect

[analog saffron]

beastiality

[gleaming delta]

Literally. Objectively. No ulterior motive, all she wants is me to succeed.

[remote locust]

she is literally a woman

[gleaming delta]

She passes the Harkness Test.

[analog saffron]

A female snake, disguised as a human, therefore, beastiality

[remote locust]

[analog saffron]

allow me to explain

[analog saffron]

moments before death

[gleaming delta]

Snussy.

Zamn

[dreamy wadi]

It’s not beastiality if you don’t offer pickle

[gleaming delta]

I really hope that’s drool…

[livid zenith]

I uhh 💀 😈

[gleaming delta]

Wow. Okay. Lewd.

[vivid oar]

Based 🤝

[low canopy]

bro why have i seen ppl like that

[leaden cliff]

this is reslly sad

[gleaming delta]

This guy committed superslide after typing that frfr

[gleaming delta]

Song?

[fallen igloo]

It would have been just bad if he didn't post the sad furry image, now it's terrible💀

[gleaming delta]

Never played mega man

[narrow fulcrum]

World’s Smallest Violin

[gleaming delta]

Bruh

[shy moss]

💀

[remote locust]

god hes so hot

[slender mountain]

Yes

[inland snow]

Credit to uncle frosty on youtube
This is so funny 😂

[worldly otter]

Is this when ||He killed her?||

[coarse lance]

nah it's when he ||"choked the chicken" to her bare chest||

[worldly otter]

Oh my f uck

[coarse lance]

indeed

[rapid bison]

Cultured

[woven oasis]

Bloodborne did area connections the best IMO

[livid zenith]

DS1 wants to know your location

[marsh coyote]

^

[slender mountain]

Where is Chadan?

[ornate marten]

The greater will

[lunar jewel]

First of all, miss me with that crap.
Second of all, this is what people mean when they say her hyper armor is broken BS.

[signal mango]

Evangelion right

I dont think they animated that scene . . .

[prime badger]

Why is the Tarnished her son in law?

[night prism]

New dlc looking good

[true quail]

Kenneth Haight don’t be racist challenge (failed)

[vivid oar]

Why does this fit Ranni so well

[gleaming delta]

Great fun weapon but that AoW is so buggy 😔

[lunar jewel]

I don't think it has anything to do with the ash of war. It's her stagger cancel into an unbreakable attack that is her grab. That attack is really great in that fight btw, because you duck down even if she does hyper armor it will usually go over you and if you land it properly it will knock her down / shred her health.

[livid zenith]

Never felt bad about killing him on sight 😇

[true quail]

Kenneth Haight don't get cloven in two by a single fell blow from a RKR greatsword challenge (failed)

[pseudo venture]

Oh no

[thorny marsh]

kill it with fire, bleed, frost. With whatever you have

[candid apex]

Where do you go to ask for help? (PS4 btw)

[torpid rock]

#playstation-co-op

[candid apex]

The thread doesn’t show up

[gleaming delta]

Ah, you've given yourself the xbox role. Go to #assign-roles and choose ps4, should come up under platform specific after that

[candid apex]

Ty

[worldly otter]

Since the Tarnished are all in some way descendants of Godfrey ya know

[rapid bison]

Nerd

[gleaming delta]

Real life Zorayas.

[stone patio]

[dark swallow]

only the real OGs know

[gleaming delta]

Fingernail sus

[subtle pine]

She is an anthropomorphic snake with human intelligence, not beastiality just furry

[dark swallow]

Isn't she also a kid 🤨

[subtle pine]

Nah they are full grown, she is the same size as the other snake people 🤨

[dark swallow]

I was referring to the dialogue with the other residents of Volcano Manor and they way they refer to her

[warm oriole]

🤨

[subtle pine]

She is the youngest but not an actual child, everyone else at the manor is like 40. Plus her human form is a transformation not a disguise and she looks mature by human standards

[gleaming delta]

Rya is baby only in spirit, not for reals.

[dark swallow]

"mature"
Hi, Chris Hansen here

[scenic mauve]

The meat creature

[subtle pine]

Physically mature means above 18 🤨

[dark swallow]

And I disagree that she looks above 18 but you do you ig

[subtle pine]

Bro if she stood straight up she would be like six foot five

[gleaming delta]

🍿

[dark swallow]

Not talking about height
Why don't you have a seat

Welcome to Dateline on NBC /s

[subtle pine]

Bro she literally looks like a grown ass woman 👹

[warm oriole]

Nah bro we caught u

[dark swallow]

oof, didn't know that word was filtered
do y'all think gwyndolin just has more snakes when he lifts that skirt

[subtle pine]

Also fromsoft can't have a human child character die in the game, it would make the age rating way higher and get it banned in most countries

So she ain't a child 👹

[cerulean raven]

Bruh y’all literally arguing age of fictional characters so you can justify simping

[warm oriole]

Naaahhh bro

[dark swallow]

Elden Ring came out in 2022, therefore all the characters are newborn infants, thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[gleaming delta]

Just simp for Blaidd and Ranni like normal people. Rya is to be protected and cherished.

[subtle pine]

I just disagree that she is a child, I'm underage anyway so it doesn't even matter

[cerulean raven]

Bruh isn’t Mohg like a literal pedophile

[dark swallow]

^

[cerulean raven]

Pretty sure a child dying is on the low end when it comes to how crazy fromsoft can be with storytelling

[dark swallow]

well technically it's just very heavily implied, but thats not much better
Anyways that's more of a discussion for the lore channel

[subtle pine]

I mean... technically no because Miquella is cursed to have the body of a child (I still think it's pedo) but also incestuous because Miq is his half brother

[dark swallow]

yeah that's no different than the people saying their 5-year old anime waifu is actually 2000 years old so its "technically not pedophilia"
Mohg weeb confirmed

[subtle pine]

I agree, I'm just saying he isn't technically a child

[dark swallow]

Obv, but he still has the body of one, making any attraction to him SUS AF

[cerulean raven]

Tbf he did say he still thought it was immoral

[subtle pine]

It's just a thing for video age rating, if any literal human children die the age rating goes way up

[dark swallow]

me finding glitches in fallout to kill off the children NPCs so they give it an AO rating

[stone patio]

[lapis flame]

Pages, underrated summon

[gleaming delta]

"Get down, Mr. President!"

[shy moss]

He really took one for the team there

[lapis flame]

I didn’t know he could throw stuff, if he hadn’t stepped in the way I could of been hit

[tepid flume]

elden ring x fortnite colab

[sour lotus]

Radahn crashes into the ground as the miniboss

[sharp portal]

I can not stand how radagons pony tail clips through his arm in the cutscene

[analog saffron]

i am the kryptonite to all RoB users, i have the power of the buckler shield and golden parry.

[onyx fable]

i use rivers of blood but just no rivers of blood

it’s my favorite katana because of the design

[analog saffron]

doesnt let me solo her use moonveil and rob?

[sharp portal]

Meteoric oreblade is the best katana because you can use it to bonk people

[analog saffron]

hi, im chris HAAAANSEN

have a seat.

[wide mango]

I think he uses a cold Uchigatana, since rivers has fire damage it resets the frostbite. Equaling to even more damage

[vivid oar]

Nah man, simping for Blaidd is not the norm

You are sadly correct about simping for Ranni being a pretty normal occurrence

[analog saffron]

maidenless weapon equipment

[gleaming delta]

I would riot

[wide mango]

I mean it’s a good strategy for such a cracked up boss

[analog saffron]

i beat malenia with a +10 dragon halberd with no talismans or mimic tear, and still beat her in 7 tries on ng+2

and they say malenia is cracked up, im a f##king maniac

[vivid oar]

Which spirit?

[analog saffron]

no spirits.

[dreamy wadi]

wait, fire does that?

[wide mango]

Yes it does

[gleaming delta]

Incredible

[vivid oar]

Okay, when you said "no... mimic tear," I figured you used a different spirit since the Mimic was specified

[gleaming delta]

😭 no repost the past hour

[undone elm]

POV: Stage 2 Radahn

[gleaming delta]

When they drop the new DLC they are gonna make Miquella so hard because of these comments 💀

[idle dagger]

h

[dreamy wadi]

He’s technically a child, but if Mohg’s gonna offer his pickle then it’s still pedophilia

[subtle pine]

Like I said, I agree but he is like multiple hundreds of years old and apparently had a plan to control the world

[dreamy wadi]

Control the world? I thought he just wanted to make another Erdtree

[analog saffron]

embed fail, laugh at this user

[gleaming delta]

No offer blunt instead.

[vestal iron]

Mohg is the best omen in all of elden ring

[hexed niche]

I love it lol

[sour lotus]

I'm the person that uses stonesword keys to avoid attacks

[dreamy wadi]

Wrong. Morgott is

[onyx fable]

Morgotts story is kinda sad

[dreamy wadi]

But also wholesome, because even tho he had no grace, he loved it nonetheless

[chrome wharf]

Me entering Caelid in my first play through

[vestal iron]

Mohg is the stronger omen, while morgott is more quick and has more reflexes

[dreamy wadi]

Did Mohg defeat Radahn during the shattering?

[vestal iron]

Bro, have you seen them fight each other in those mode videos, the lore is only the history

[vestal iron]

Bro have you seen mohg vs morgott in those mod videos? Lore is only history

[dreamy wadi]

Radahn beat Radagon in those mod videos…

[vestal iron]

Mohg beat radagon too and also there's a reason why Mohg is considered the 4th hardest boss in Elden Ring.

[dreamy wadi]

Mohg is not stronger than fricking God himself

[vestal iron]

Ok, lol

[pulsar condor]

Those mod videos aren't canon

[gleaming delta]

🍿

[novel fulcrum]

This

[gleaming delta]

Me when I die to the boss when they're one hit away from dying themselves.

[onyx fable]

i thought mohg stole away miquella because he wanted to be his consort and become even more powerful not for seggs

[dreamy wadi]

Consort means partner
Partner means pickle

[ocean island]

This is accurate, however people just make dumb joke because it's an easy laugh

same with how they relate miquella to still being incredibly young even though we can clearly see from the mohg cutscene that his attempts to grow old with the haligtree have been somewhat succesful

[dreamy wadi]

His remembrance says he “offered him his bloody bedchamber”

[onyx fable]

yeah didn’t the cocooning have something to do with that as well?

[gleaming delta]

Do the lands between recognize the state of Israel

[swift rain]

Excuse me?

[dreamy wadi]

You heard me, Bleed Boy

[swift rain]

I will nihil you into the ground, tarnished

[dreamy wadi]

I’ll bonk you upside the head, make you wish you had a phase 2

[cerulean mortar]

He-

He does have a phase 2 though…

[dreamy wadi]

Not anymore

[gleaming delta]

I'll nihil before you, Blood Daddy.

[hexed niche]

Activated Malenia's rune and the internet on my Xbox dies. Hmmmm coincidence?

[cobalt flicker]

Eh no

Asexual relationships exist, and mohg also is an omen, pretty like clear mohg just wanted Miquella so he can be lord not cause he’s a pedophile however it is creepy for mohg to choose miquella of everyone

[vivid oar]

"bloody bedchamber"

We know for a fact that at the very least he wants to sleep with a child

[coarse lance]

idk man, mohg is pretty chill and he would host a bombass party

[gleaming delta]

Yeah, I think part of him becoming Lord is he actually has to consort with Miquella.

[cobalt flicker]

Wait that’s his bedroom

[ocean island]

miquella child

look at mohg's cutscene

[vivid oar]

The body is a child (also we don't have enough details about the Haligtree/cocoon/blood transformations)

[cobalt flicker]

my main concern is that mohg wants the cocoon child if that’s actually his bedchamber

Also that’s a really bad bedroom like it is all rock not even a pillow or nothing

[vivid oar]

We're told Mogh constantly tried to share his "bloody bedchamber" with Miquella but Miquella was unresponsive

[ocean island]

the body is not of a child, people have clipped inside the cocoon

[cobalt flicker]

When, where???

[vivid oar]

Mogh remembrance

[ocean island]

It's in his remembrance

[cobalt flicker]

That’s a strange remembrance then

[ocean island]

I won't argue how f'ed up most of the situation is, but I just dislike how much people are focused on "miquella is a child" thing,
it's clearly shown in the lore that miquella formed and joined with the haligtree in an attempt to grow up to subvert his curse
his arm is clearly seen to no longer be of a child ||and the rest of his body is the same||

[vivid oar]

I still say Miquella should be considered a child in regards to Mogh's connection to him but I'll go along with you for just a second. Even if Miquella isn't considered a child, Mogh still kidnapped his half brother and tried to share his "bloody bedchamber" with him, things are still bad

[gleaming delta]

I'm looking up some lore, and it's implying that Mohg's specific intention is to "raise Miquella to Godhood so he may become his Consort"
So Mohg isn't a pedophile, per se. He's a Groomer.

[ocean island]

Yup no I fully agree with that, refer to what I said just above ^

[cobalt flicker]

yeah he’s just a weird gold digging groomer thing

[ocean island]

power digging*

[gleaming delta]

"The flow of time is convoluted here..."

[vivid oar]

"consort"

Consorts are always the husband or wife of the ruler in Elden Ring, so he's still basically trying to marry Miquella

[cobalt flicker]

For royalty and power

[vivid oar]

Still marrying the half brother, I think intentions should be secondary to that fact

[gleaming delta]

People judging the hell outta Mohg for becoing a consort for power while half of us become consort to Ranni for the same reason

[vivid oar]

I don't like Ranni so I can talk trash about Mogh without being hypocritical 😎

[cobalt flicker]

True, also seems a lot like medieval royalty stuff tho like it fits the settings like time frame if that makes sense

Marrying your half sibling for political power is like classic medieval politics

[gleaming delta]

"I know George R.R. Martin was part of the lore writing team for Elden Ring. I wonder what his contributions were, exactly?"
Reads up the whole Mohg/Miquella arc
"Ah."

[vivid oar]

I get what you're saying, like how even in real life some royal families married relatives to keep the royal blood in the line before the whole downsides of incest thing were widely known

[vivid oar]

Also Pope Dog probably

[gleaming delta]

Mirriel has a name. He's a good dog.

[ocean island]

I don't think anyone is arguing that the mohg situation is good, I just think people intentionally ignore some facts to paint things as dark as possible

[vivid oar]

Narcissism is lit!

[ocean island]

wh... what does narcissism have to do with anything? O.o

[cobalt flicker]

Ye 100% mohg and miqulla making the Elden ring Hapsburgs

[vivid oar]

The best dog

[cobalt flicker]

instead of the Hapsburg chin it’s the eternally young omen

[vivid oar]

"people intentionally ignore some facts to paint things as dark as possible"

Looking at things in the worst, most negative way possible is narcissism

[gleaming delta]

Thought narcissism was being overly focussed on yourself and not caring about others

[ocean island]

Do you mean pessimism? Narcissism is where you think too highly of yourself & thinking you're superior to others

[scenic mauve]

Idk I think the Mohg/Miquella thing can be more or less fcked up depending on how you interpret it.

[winter bone]

Isnt that literally miquella's lore, that hes cursed with eternal childhood

[winter bone]

I dont think narcissism is the word you're looking for bro

[tacit nest]

frenzied flame

[fair temple]

frenzied flame

[zenith axle]

Frenzied Flame

[south portal]

Frenzied Flame

[uncut oriole]

Frenzied Flame

[swift rain]

Good mohgging

[raven mural]

Mohg be like

[gleaming delta]

Good Mohging to you too.

[idle dagger]

Thank you for the new pfp