elden-fun

[sharp portal]

You cope

[dull slate]

Just cut your losses and go huff on copium

[harsh ocean]

I think we just all did. Thank you for bringing us together.

[sharp portal]

Can you guys like F off already he’s been done for like centuries now

[sharp portal]

I love coping

[sharp portal]

Tribalism Instincts

[dull slate]

[sharp portal]

Hmmm actually I think it might be better to drop it and let them exist thinking that you’re coping and seething and all that

[harsh ocean]

It’s a dangerous game to act so silly on the internet. Everyone can see it, and even when the original starters get bored, someone else will keep it going

[sharp portal]

It’s of no consequence

[dull slate]

Bro acting real silly and goofy on the net

[cinder imp]

[harsh ocean]

#1978547 speaking

Initiating Strategy #1: Cope

[sharp portal]

[dull slate]

Morbadagon of the Morbius order > Chadagon Of The Ballin' Order

[cinder imp]

[harsh ocean]

Mohg lord of drip

[tribal owl]

mohg lord of pedophilia and kidnapping

[astral flare]

Miquella, I am BALLING.

[slender island]

-mohg, probably.

[true quail]

does somebody have the candace video

[terse helm]

the music is killing me

[sharp portal]

In a good way?

[terse helm]

yes, in the best way

crying and sobbing on the floor, shaking even

[tropic fulcrum]

calling Margott's voice that plays when you enter the battleground outside Leyndell "Margott's voicemail" is the funniest elden joke I know

[harsh ocean]

Our current conceptualization of Moghwyn would be a redditor who attempts to include pedophilia into Pride

[idle dagger]

Pov elden thing

Only there to annoy a friend

[slender island]

lmfao

[gleaming delta]

Gets 90% of health knocked in one hit
"Hell yeah, I'm still in this!"
Immediately heal checked and dies

[slender island]

crucible knight moment

[gleaming delta]

That was me with the Dragonic Tree Sentinel yesterday. Fire blast, heal, fire blast, heal, fire blast, heal, run out of flasks...

[slender island]

the godskin duo does that to me they both hit me with fire when i heal

[echo merlin]

Balls

I cant wait to play the new Elden Ring game from from software

[sharp portal]

I love this cat it is such a good cat

[tribal owl]

angry

[vivid oar]

Rya

[snow knot]

My original meme

[spiral zephyr]

looking for someone to do enemy/item randomizer with. I will explain how to install and setup if needed.

[fallen igloo]

I quickly made this meme to vent

[true quail]

so true king

[slender island]

just hit him lol @fallen igloo

[acoustic phoenix]

Feint him so he hops and just keep running at him like he's your dog who just ate something off the ground and you didn't see what it was and when you say drop it he scarpers.

[scenic mauve]

No, Torrent can have all the raisins as a feast

[gleaming delta]

summon to get a break, bernahl is also there

[slender island]

i killed bernahl at the warmaster shack

[gleaming delta]

not smart

celestial dew

[slender island]

i already beat the game so whatever @gleaming delta

[hasty obsidian]

Damn

[hasty obsidian]

Modern love story

[viscid drift]

They should have madness proc on npc enemies and just have it stagger them or open them up for a visceral

Same thing with death blight for bosses and enemies, though regular enemies should get the instakill

Don’t see any reason it’s not like this

[granite stream]

madness is rlly strong and deathblight is too so if they were in solo gameplay clearing stuff would be rlly easy

[novel fulcrum]

Bleed.

[gleaming delta]

MY original meme (:

Simpeternal

[acoustic phoenix]

When Frostbite and Bleed already work in every boss except Gargouels, Ancient Stone Dragons like Placi or Lanssea, and the Elden Beast itself, I don't think it could even compete in terms of usefulness as described, so it couldn't be because it would be OP...

[granite stream]

i mean madness has 10 second stun and deathblight is instakill

[acoustic phoenix]

Madness does NOT stun for 10 seconds...

[granite stream]

mb i meant its a long time is all

[acoustic phoenix]

And that wasn't what they described as far as working on bosses and minibosses

Like a visceral is not even gonna do as much as a frost proc on almost every boss.

[granite stream]

i mean I guess

[acoustic phoenix]

And it is weird we get a summon with deathblight when there is a total of three enemies in the game it will work on that ww can summon it for...

[mint ivy]

Which summon?

[acoustic phoenix]

the named headless lady um... starts with an L

Lhutel. I kept wanting to say Lucatiel but that was DS2

and it will only work on enemies who use player builds AND are in a zone with spirit ashes allowed so I think Moongrum, Flame Guardians, and maybe Gideon unless he has special immunity.

He sure didn't against Madness though, kek

Gideon: What a sad state of affAAAAA!?

me: AAAAH!

Inescapable Madness: AAAAH!

Gideon: AAAAH!

[severe walrus]

De lOoOoud DonIter

[fallen igloo]

Sempiternal offline

[pseudo venture]

Bleed

[vivid oar]

"k i r b y"

[subtle pine]

Sup?

[ocean island]

https://v.redd.it/95ufbebcr8291/DASH_1080.mp4
Same energy

[scenic mauve]

Too smooth 😑

[hard vapor]

She sits on books to appear taller

[viscid drift]

Like I said, it would be nerfed for pve

Just a stagger or visceral stun for madness, can keep the instant death for non boss enemies with deathblight because of how slow it builds up

[vivid oar]

@tired hinge Rya

[viscid drift]

POV: you used a bubble shield in pvp

[subtle pine]

Mohg The Baller, Lord of The Court

[sonic eagle]

Bobs and vagana

[inland snow]

Caca consumer
The number 2 nibbler
These two killed me 😂😂

[last roost]

Of all the arguments I've seen defending summoning

They really just gonna throw mental health in there like people are forced to play the game?

😬

I can't be the only one who finds it shallow and wrong to just tack that on

[woven folio]

All endings 🙂

[wise jacinth]

I don't see frenzied flame there 😔😔

He stepped in the wrong swamp

[woven folio]

it locks other endings

[wise jacinth]

True lol

[woven folio]

just keeping here for now

[wise jacinth]

Oh dam you were prepared lol

[woven folio]

xD

[undone elm]

Me after first trying every single boss in NG+2:

[last dune]

lol, I can dig it.

[fair frigate]

She speaking facts

[subtle pine]

Faith users seeing an invader in the distance

[gleaming delta]

this be true

How true

also

[subtle pine]

I think that frenzy flame builds are one of the coolest faith builds

[cosmic sage]

It’s the only cool faith build

[subtle pine]

Golden order knight?

[cosmic sage]

Eh.

[subtle pine]

Full unga bunga cave man beast/roar spells

[cosmic sage]

Eh.

[subtle pine]

Blood spells are cool

Also dragon cult lightning builds are great in pvp

[peak olive]

Lmao my dog hungry 🐢

[gleaming delta]

Lmao my dog hungry 🐢

[gleaming delta]

🐢

I searched dog and this came up

Dog!

[gleaming delta]

Behold, dog!

[past breach]

you are missing frienzied flame ending

i think if you have the needle thingh that comander oneal on caelid drops with you, you are not obligated to use the frenzied flame ending if you touched the three fingers but if you dont have the needle with you i think the game choses the frenzied flame for you idk might be wrong

[woven folio]

@past breach

since it is not confirmed, i didnt inherit flame, even if i got and cure flame later, prob it will be lost anyway

[past breach]

yeah i saw it sory but if you have the annaloyed gold needle you can choose it doesnt lock

[woven folio]

when you got it , it will lock other endings, after curing with needle you will lost again so...

wish there is more content, i will stop playing till DLC...

[past breach]

hm but haa you can use the needle to cure the frenzied flame

[subtle pine]

Is it just me or does it sound like Renala's children are singing Sweet Caraline?

[gleaming delta]

My, granda, what big teeth you have~

[gleaming delta]

I hate this

[grand summit]

ah yes, granda

[gleaming delta]

I really have to start proofreading my posts, I've been writing typos all day.

[muted tartan]

No

[forest oak]

Me when mommy rot doesn't let me greedle over her toes

[lilac trail]

Gross person

[stone patio]

it's not just you

[subtle pine]

The lack of much frenzy flame weapons and stuff makes me think that it will be a DLC

[mint ivy]

🦧

[gleaming delta]

Sure hope so, hoping for a frenzied flame headpiece

[subtle pine]

I think something like the Cipher Pata but with frenzy flame would be a cool weapon

[terse helm]

coded swords but frenzy sounds amazing

edit: I would use them ps so much

[subtle pine]

Imagine a frenzy version of black flame tornado

A frenzy flame double blade would be so cool

And more armor that matches the frenzy flame theme would be nice

[dull slate]

So pretty much Coded Sword but better since it would inflict madness

[terse helm]

YES Coded swords deserve more love imo

[gleaming delta]

That’d be absolutely insane

[nimble basalt]

Hear me out tho moon dlc

[sharp portal]

It’s not that simple you need to do malicents whole quest line and then you gotta beat Melania and then you gotta beat dragon lord

[mint ivy]

What💀

[scenic harbor]

50 dollars?!

[sudden field]

can someone give me that ash of war (ROYAL KNIGHT'S RESOLVE) i just cant do the jump i tried since an hour or so

[gleaming zealot]

find it yourselff

[signal mango]

lil man got violated

[scenic harbor]

it aint even dat hard💀

[sudden field]

IT issssss i have 300hrs and i suck at this jump so much hahaha

[scenic harbor]

i would get back on to give it to you but i just gave my spare one away a few days ago sadley

[sudden field]

yeah no prolem im gonna spend the night dong this jump

i mean i will GET IT one dayy

[nova zenith]

You are not required to beat the Dragonlord, you just need to get to his arena

[vivid oar]

ඞ

[slender island]

amoger

[sharp portal]

I mean yeah but he’s too cool to not fight

[gleaming delta]

Same person, feel old yet?

[slender island]

the last giant moment

[true quail]

ayo don't doxx me

[gleaming delta]

this who killed godwyn? smh

[signal mango]

There is no love, no justice. in this world.

[gleaming delta]

Just wrapped up farming an Imp helmet. FML.

[wise loom]

Guys join my fall guys custom match NYEA6

[snow knot]

[viscid drift]

@ocean island

[slender island]

lmao

[viscid drift]

Where is the mod when you need him

Already Screenshotted it if he deleted it, or was it a mod that deleted it

[slender island]

thank god i saved it before it got deleted it

[ocean island]

[viscid drift]

If it’s a mod tell me before I make a ticket

[viscid drift]

Glad you were also subjected to that, the joys of being a mod. I’m sure you’ve seen worse

[ocean island]

Oh yeah that's tame
Also unless I'm going crazy cause I haven't had my coffee yet that wasn't an actual.. member but rather a replication?

[viscid drift]

I have the image if you would like to verify

[sand flower]

I didn’t see any veins

[gleaming delta]

I mean, they're posting that picture in every other discussion thread right now.

[ocean island]

Monka what

[ocean island]

Thanks for the shout

Banned

[viscid drift]

Well that was something

[ocean island]

Not even 9am yet, I need some coffee

[viscid drift]

If you consider that tame then I’m not sure I want to know what else you’ve seen in an Elden ring discord

[sand flower]

Glad I was here to experience all of that instead of doing something productive

[slender island]

same

[ocean island]

Not this cord specifically but I'm staff in a large bot discord

[viscid drift]

If your coffee isn’t entirely white then you didn’t put enough cream or sugar

Also cold coffee is clearly superior

[slender island]

imagine drinking coffee

[viscid drift]

I hate Ranni, I hate Ranni so much

[gleaming delta]

🧙‍♀️

[viscid drift]

Gods I hate Ranni, she’s the reason Blaidd died

[slender island]

blaidd deserved it

[scenic mauve]

Blaidd is the goodest boy and he deserved better

[swift loom]

That right doge's body reminds me way too much of morgott's and i don't know if i like or hate it
Tiny head on stronk chest

[vivid oar]

Now I really, really want an Elden-Ring-style game but set in the modern era with bosses like these

[rose apex]

Boss-Karen of the abyss

[true quail]

'

[viscid drift]

I am going to skin your alive

[slender island]

please dont skin my alive😱

[viscid drift]

Too late, your alive is already skinned

[brazen copper]

full?

[viscid drift]

The mounted snake enemy we all wanted

[lapis flame]

Go look up trying to beat bosses in one hit

[gleaming delta]

Pizza Time

[wise loom]

NVM

[unreal sage]

When will fromsoft bring in the mohgmobile

[vivid oar]

When Mogh says, "It's Moghin' time!"

[unreal sage]

Best part of the game

[vivid oar]

True, although him saying, "I'm about to Mogh!" is a close second

[boreal vortex]

mogh was overrated smh

[halcyon pumice]

Hm, how does one gain the privilege to attach and post a pic here, I'm like 5 mins into the server so I imagine that's the reason, but I'm not sure

[minor osprey]

you might need the tarnished role, it’s the one you get for the ring reaction thing

[gleaming delta]

Go to Assigned Roles on the left, get the Tarnished Role. That's the bot check. You should be able to post after.

[halcyon pumice]

Thanks! I swear I tried that earlier. Spoilers if you havent fully explored stormveil castle I guess

[odd urchin]

i drank heatant, why it took me so long to respond

[odd urchin]

oh my god nice maliketh, look at the detail in that blade!

[odd urchin]

so you need to get the unalloyed gold needle from the boss in swamp of aeonia yes, then you can get burnt by the frenzyflame for its ending, which would lock you out of other endings, but then if you choose actually you dont want frenzyflame you can take the needle to farum azule and go to where dragonlord placidusax is, you beat him in the arena and when he is killed you can then use the needle there to remove the frenzyflame, it blocks the influence of the outer god (three fingers)

[odd urchin]

it is confirmed, i have also done it then did the ranni ending after being infected with frenzyflame, i got to the end area after killing elden beast and radagon and was like damn rannis not here, so i looked through my inventory since i knew a bit about the ending being able to be reversed and i saw the needle, i had used it on millicent and i think also malenia after she blooms or something you can use a gold needle there too

[odd urchin]

you just take the unalloyed gold needle to dragonlord placidusax arena, he needs to be dead for it to work. go to your inventory and click use on the needle, itll remove frenzyflame 100% tested and confirmed

[odd urchin]

if you use the needle it removes all locks that the frenzyflame put, allowing all endings to be possible again. you lose nothing but the ability to do frenzyflame ending that playthrough AFTER using the needle in placidusax arena

[livid zenith]

Iron golem phase 2

[odd urchin]

yeah but i mean youd do that twice anyways during playthroughs so unless they on their third playthrough needs to be done

[odd urchin]

the jump has been fixed i just went through the manor for my second time and you can no longer make it, i tried naked and with punch momentum but nothing works. they made the lip smaller so you cant get on the ledge and jump up, its no longer possible

[odd urchin]

looool dude just go to temple of eiglay, take the lift up (the white smallish one made of stone) then go out the back balcony and jump into the area with the slugs and lava all stone and stuff, from there run up til you get to where the huge lake of lava and run to the abductor, right past it is a window, youll know its the right window and room if there is an albinauric in there with a black dumpling on its head then you go out that door and keep heading down the hallway until you get to a room with a few snakes and exploding old decrepit men, if you go into that room ahead is the teleporter to rykaard you want the opposite end so from entering the room turn around and head to the back and go through the door there, use a stonesword key to open the door, head in and kill a mid enemy and royal knights resolve is near a painting and fireplace inside the room

[idle dagger]

textwalls in the memechat

[odd urchin]

the needle does not work unless placidusax is dead, unless that was fixed in 1.05 its not useable until he dies, i tried it last playthrough

[nova zenith]

It might have been changed in .04 or something, cause that's how I got out of the Frenzied Flame ending in my NG and NG+ playthroughs in 1.0 and like 1.03

Showed up, needle'd, and dipped

[odd urchin]

your what?

[odd urchin]

ahh ok, or i just mightve not had something done idk i just thought you couldnt use it until the dragon was dead

[slender island]

my alive

[viscid drift]

Not sure why he couldn’t understand such a simple threat

Your alive is clearly very precious to you, I am going to skin it

[slender island]

ikr

[unreal roost]

Jam

[hot meadow]

Someone feed him a Great Rune

[slender island]

im going to feed him uranium

[hot meadow]

That works

Silly little God can handle radiation

[amber badge]

It seems I've made it around him somehow cuz I didn't notice that and I'm on the boss now 🤔

[elder meadow]

To translate, those mfs are saying that lyric in elden ring doesnt have meaning

Didnt know were i could post that so i put it here

[cobalt flicker]

French

[elder meadow]

Yeah

[tired hinge]

Why is this the thing that makes me laugh

[lethal peak]

im going to verbally assault anyone who asks for coop help and has "do not disturb" on. Gotta @ them all the time for a single stupid message and the response time is gonna be long asf

[gleaming delta]

what happened

[lethal peak]

wanted to help a guy with niall, mans had do not disturb active, so it was already tricky to get a response out of him, managed to get an answer after couple mins, put my sign there, get summoned, proceeds to be detected by the phantom summoners in the castle which summon the damn exile knights which kick my a$$ all the time, proceeds to be killed by said phantoms, summons me again and this time i tell him NOT to rush in and wait for me to kill the casters, completely ignores my advice, keeps rushing in, this time i dont help him and I kek as he dies. Ditched him after that.

[gleaming delta]

reminds me how I was playing seamless with a group of friends and we had one guy who just kept rushing towards stormveil while me and the other 2 did our thing

[sharp portal]

wow you are not a great summons

[gleaming delta]

the summoner ignored advice, v0id has a point in their argument.

[lethal peak]

I helped hundreds. I just don't have the patience with such people. I usually stick untill the boss is killed, but man i can't bear people who have 0 communication

Even in the souls games as a Sunbro I had better experience, with randoms who summon randomly once they see signs down

[gleaming delta]

Yep, again, reminds me of how me and some friends were hanging around in Seamless, enjoying fighting eachother and stuff

and then this one guy just kept rushing into stormveil ruining everything

We kept telling him to stop, he didn't, so I had to kick everyone out, invite everyone back in, and lock the world before he could join

[lethal peak]

never tried seamless but it sounds fun

[gleaming delta]

it is, can send you some screenshots I got off it in dms if you want

[weary trellis]

best song from the game and way better than any Elden ring song

[zenith axle]

Reject waifu, embrace power

[mossy oxide]

This is basically a meme, so I'll put it here. It's Elden Ring related at the end lol
This happened just now:
A friend: * is at Walmart, asks if I need anything *
Me: "yeah can you grab me a package of underwear" (I wanted some of a particular fabric)
Friend: * sends some pictures of various packages so I can pick what I want *
Then he sends a picture of a package that is the "maiden form" brand
Friend: "MAIDENLESS LOLOL"

TL;DR: Get you a friend who will buy underwear for you and make Elden Ring references related to the underwear brand

[lethal peak]

🤨

[cosmic sage]

No idea

[tribal owl]

me after spending 2139 hours to get all my buffs to kill malenia cause i cant kill her without a 5 shot startegy

[untold trellis]

Planet hulk build

[gleaming delta]

He got that iPod touch camera

[lethal peak]

fr ong

[unreal roost]

Truth

[weary trellis]

i wish there was a mod that could let you easily swap songs in Elden Ring because i guess it isn't something that hard to do, just changing the audio files

[obsidian forge]

Nice 60 strength

[untold trellis]

I have 80 but yeah thanks lol

It’s my only character… I have 180 hours on it. I’ve slain so many bosses to get level 221 …. That and I think I’ve caused an alburnuric genocide in the mohg area

[viscid drift]

Simply parry her, become sekiro

[lusty cedar]

#builds

[hollow snow]

wrong channel bro

[scenic harbor]

pulling all the ho's with my emoji clothes

[brazen copper]

love this

[glacial sand]

This was a little too cursed for reddit (understandably so tbh)

[scenic mauve]

My justifying killing every weak mob and npc

[gleaming delta]

his presence is too much for a mere tarnished like us! Kneel before thy king!

[sacred crag]

Does someone kill the pope turtle

[pliant crest]

No1 is that evil

[sacred crag]

Oh why is he not there

[swift loom]

You're at nighttime i assume?

[sacred crag]

Yes is there a boss

Oh its a bell baring hunter

did je kill him

[swift loom]

Nah
When you kill the boss the holy turtle will be back

[sacred crag]

Ok

Thanks

[hushed plaza]

praise the pope holy turtle

[past breach]

I didnt even find him nor the village of frenzied flame i have to explore more

[wild vale]

I need the chad talking w the message avobe pic plz

[gleaming delta]

Le funny Madoka Magicka

Yo what's the name of that one girl who get's her head ripped off by a clown?

[raven mural]

Mami Tomoe

[runic merlin]

Zoro is lost again.

[tired hinge]

Is that a mod where he got three swords

[brazen copper]

How tf did he get to the Lands Between😭

[runic echo]

he got punched by luffy too hard because he was sleeping 😔

[steep sundial]

zoro is racist tho

[rich hollow]

Eledn ring and fun are antithetical

[sharp portal]

i just remembered i forgot to replace the aplogy carving with the you're beautiful carving

wait wrong server

[scenic mauve]

I don't have Uno

[safe tapir]

awesome

[sharp portal]

no bad words shiithead

[safe tapir]

😈 🥚 ⚫

[sharp portal]

oh god the next phase

[twin sequoia]

🍸

[analog saffron]

Holy Sigmar wipe my memory of this heresy

[runic merlin]

No, I edited a screenshot

[sleek hearth]

Hey fellowed Tarnished, I know the two fingers and the three fingers, but what do I do about the four fingers?

[normal pasture]

Two: Order
Three: Chaos
Four: ||Never gonna give you up||

[slender island]

the scarlet rot fingers

[torn crane]

Elden ring DLC leaked

[analog saffron]

Don’t you think I forgot about that meme.

[dull ibex]

Every time I play as my dragon hunter I get these sick little Samurai moments

[sharp portal]

I wish katanas could still parry

[brazen copper]

ong

[analog saffron]

who uses katanas? I have 2 buckler shields in both hands

[sharp portal]

I’ve been using malaria hand for a bit because it looks cool

[analog saffron]

gtfoh

I win invasions with a +25 fire rapier, and yes, a normal rapier

[sharp portal]

I only use waterfowl dance when I encounter someone using something annoying like I’ll be fighting and he will greatsword poke me however my frost gage goes up like 90%
“I see how it is” waterfowl dance

[analog saffron]

buckler shield

waterfowl dance is garbage, it’s easy to parry, easy to dodge

[sharp portal]

Yeah it’s a great way to skill check people

[analog saffron]

I used to be a cardinal rivers of blood user, but it was for a jetstream sam build

[gleaming delta]

When i did jetstream sam I just put red lightning on my regular katana +25

[analog saffron]

I’ve done builds for every mgr character, rennala now is bored

[burnt plover]

Even Blade Wolf?

[analog saffron]

no, but I did khamsin

[true quail]

woman moment

[raven mural]

You're a woman

[true quail]

anime pfp + playstation user don't talk to me

[tired hinge]

Cringe

[true quail]

L + can't reply without being owned by the automods

[mint ivy]

Found this on tiktok, it needs more attention

[tired hinge]

Imagine still dragging on console wars

[true quail]

imagine paying real money that you worked for for an xbox (you don't have to because you are unemployed)

[tired hinge]

???

Thats the best roast you got? Something you made up in your head?

[terse helm]

this is PURE GOLD i love this so much

[mint ivy]

Bros mad he's on xbox💀

[terse helm]

ok the drop ending with melina setting herself on fire was pretty cool

its so well made lowercase messages dont make justice to how well done i think it is

[mint ivy]

YES

[terse helm]

😭😭😭

[brazen copper]

FIRE

[mint ivy]

Ong

[scenic mauve]

welcome to my prawn shop

[inland siren]

Prawn Stars omg

[eternal bluff]

But imagine doing all that but instead of xbox its literally anything else?

[slow jewel]

bro can only talk like memes because he has no other way to socialize due to his lack of a proper personality because of his miniscule amount of friends

[gleaming delta]

What's in that prawn shop? You'll never know what's gonna come through those doors.

[unreal roost]

I would watch all of that

[brisk rampart]

Guys should i buy elden ring or horizon forbidden west? I finished the first part like 10 times and its still fun so uh

[hasty obsidian]

What do you like more

[brisk rampart]

I really enjoyed the first part of horizon but elden ring also sounds fun

[hasty obsidian]

Flip a coin

[brisk rampart]

alright wait

[vivid oar]

Anyone here have that image of gigachad with a clown face painted on him? Ik it's been posted here before

[brisk rampart]

Ok ill flip

Number = elden ring
Picture = hfw

LOL 3-0 for elden ring

[little pilot]

odd place to meet u lol, alf here

[vivid oar]

Found it all the way up here (didn't reply to the actual image 'cause I don't want to ping the poster for no reason)

[hexed acorn]

hot

[brisk rampart]

Whats the difference between The elden ring deluxe edition and the normal one

[true quail]

Somebody post Chadahn cope I’m at work but this guy really posted a paragraph at 1 am thinking I’d read it

[slow jewel]

bruh

im not even in america, it's like 6 pm rn

[true quail]

EST = everyone’s standard time. Get with the program foreigner

[scenic harbor]

aint even gon lie bro... radahn been takin too much of them south caelid jiggas man. percs messin his brain up. all them percs combined with the codeine rot from melenia gon put him in the hospital

😰

[mystic sapphire]

why cant i post GIF of a dog with a pool noodle

[weary trellis]

they look like a lovely couple

[past breach]

Even tho you are missing a bunch of letters in the end of each word i somehow understood what you meant

[scenic harbor]

fr on twizzy🤞🏿

[lethal peak]

who dis

[gleaming delta]

It's Fia bro

[gleaming delta]

It's Fia hugging the fellow foul tarnished

[gleaming delta]

Nah my man’s got experience, perc aint nothing to this man

[scenic harbor]

radahn is the true lean general

the codeine crusher, the wok warden, the perc prosecutor

[gleaming delta]

The liquor licker

[lyric drum]

I don't remember the name of this one, all I remember is that it was Magika something. Can you give me the name?

[cosmic sage]

ok.

[knotty star]

funny

[cosmic sage]

[lapis flame]

Zoidberg armor

[raven mural]

Tales of Berseria

[true quail]

Ty

[lyric drum]

Oh, then I was wrong. Thank you very much.

[raven mural]

[gleaming delta]

Yo wtf

[brazen copper]

turn off your hacks 😂

[raven mural]

DOG!

[tired hinge]

@honest aurora this dudes hacking and posting it

[tired hinge]

Called mod dont worry

:)

[odd surge]

Has this happened to anyone else?

[vast root]

Yeah something like that happened in my friend’s world

[sharp portal]

I needed to hack he’s just too hard

I had to super hack once I got to phase 69

[tired hinge]

Looks like someone is too impatient to play for 2 hours

[sharp portal]

More like 2 years

[slender mountain]

Did Placidusax have 5 heads? Wow

[acoustic phoenix]

I told y'all that the old lord talisman beung a necklace was a joke about the fifth head being the wearer's, kek

[slender mountain]

This is a fragment from some video, but I can't find it

[weak crane]

Placidusax with 5 heads laser move would be wild

[raven mural]

[dense tulip]

It all makes sense now

[slender mountain]

Lol

[sinful current]

She was mad that you used summons

[odd surge]

I didn't use summons

I was not the host

[glacial sand]

The fact that you (or whoever made this) actually edited in the 3rd sword eliminates all cringe-factor and makes this kinda sick tbh

[gleaming delta]

He had 4 heads and 8 wings I’m pretty sure.

[glacial sand]

Miyazaki is like a middle schooler who keeps upping his fantasy designs and slapping more and more wings onto dragons to make them even more epicer, but I mean it works

[runic merlin]

I edited it, I made an update where I added a shadow.

[gleaming delta]

That’s sick

[glacial sand]

Oh yeah absolutely

Only Elden Ring edit I've done was Nikocado eating Rykard and that was kinda vile lol

[half sequoia]

I must see it

[tired hinge]

No

[glacial sand]

I agree, and I made it

[half sequoia]

It's magnificent

[glacial sand]

Lmaaooo TY

[steel pewter]

I dont get it theres no chadon or Saul Goodman

How is it supposed to be funny

[glacial sand]

I'm not opposed to just slapping Saul Goodman in there for the hell of it

[muted fjord]

What did I just find

[half sequoia]

Art

[glacial sand]

Volcano Manor Mukbang

[gleaming delta]

Wait... slap it over Rykards face

[glacial sand]

One without Nikocado and one with Nikocado, there you go

[hot meadow]

This happened to my buddy Erick

[half sequoia]

this was my setup in college, minus the chair and stool. fun times

[gleaming delta]

Good man

[torn crane]

Why?

[glacial sand]

I don't really have a good answer

[steel pewter]

Georgous, Stunning

[viscid drift]

Not even sure how you could attack this, he spins and deflects all do your attacks

[half sequoia]

Waterfowl dance but every attack is a parry

[viscid drift]

Waterfowl dance but it has double the duration, range, and it has the jump range of scarlet aeona between each attack flurry

[toxic matrix]

do you think that saul goodman its all good man translates to japanese

[glacial sand]

I was gonna say nah they interpret it as "Monkey Goodman" but that "Saul" had crisp pronunciation

this mans can say left, lemon, and lemur in english all he wants

[toxic matrix]

so he just shouts his name like a pokemon instead of saying its all good man

subbed better caul saul really is better than dubbed

[glacial sand]

literally the best anime

[tribal owl]

what what what what

[inland siren]

Memes a decade ago: Justin Bieber, cats, Le Face
Memes now: Metal Gear Rising, Saul Goodman, Gigachad

[half sequoia]

As they say, "can't make an omelet without scrambling a few eggs"

[sick tinsel]

BEAUTY

[glacial sand]

Another 200 IQ enjoyer of Saul Goodman, Lord of Blasphemy

[gleaming delta]

The fck man

[half sequoia]

This is the funniest thing i

ve seen this month

[idle dagger]

Elden thing

[brazen copper]

Killer Bee and Zoro gotta be the most GOATed swordsmen in fiction (they use more than 2 swords at once)

[zenith axle]

No FTH/DEX so I beat the game

[hot bough]

Me, a FTH/DEX user:

[slow jewel]

fth/str

[gleaming delta]

“Unless you’ve beaten the game with a club, you have not beaten the game”🤡

[plush mountain]

offer small pickle

[gleaming delta]

Dog

[gleaming delta]

Maidenless

[spring sage]

Idk what this is but I’m ready to pop it

[still snow]

Your mother

[spring sage]

My mom is extremely scared of ants

[heavy cape]

Wait a second I recognize this one
Do you participate in Academy Duels?

[runic merlin]

No, this account is level 15 lol. But I think zoro is a build a few people go for for the cheese. I only got the game like 2 weeks ago.

[heavy cape]

Oh okay whatever you do don't use rivers of blood

[cosmic sage]

Dude has a 🤘shaved into his head

[latent sable]

ye

[sonic cloak]

Do you accept?

[gleaming delta]

No, may chaos take the world!

[gleaming delta]

I accept the ranni blunts

[jovial epoch]

gold

[slate pumice]

Yes, ranni my beloved 💍

[terse helm]

LMAO

[true quail]

can somebody make an edit where the lawyer from american psycho that says "It's just not possible" is Rya

[gleaming delta]

I would if I could, ask captain ikag

[true quail]

@glacial sand Paging Dr. Ikag

[glacial sand]

henlo

[true quail]

Is this possible? Or is it just not possible?

[glacial sand]

I barely know how to edit things lmao so it would look absolutely terrible

[analog saffron]

moments before disaster (not mine)

[true quail]

that's good

[glacial sand]

lemme see if I can cook up some more low effort memes

[rugged rose]

If everyone can go to this location and leave a message with a gesture in your mushroom armor - that'd be mushy.

[gleaming delta]

No

[inland snow]

I'm actually confused how could someone hate a character like radahn in my opinion is the best character in video game history the last part of his ost is literally his redmane soldiers singing in choir as his long sought death is nearing

[rugged rose]

,but actually radahn just stopped us from getting to Nekron.

[inland snow]

Oh so that's why just simping on his sister eh?

[rugged rose]

Radahn's ###se is tiny. I hope the ###rse was relieved when Radahn died and hopefully ###se died too - so it doesn't have to exist rotted.

[inland snow]

He literally learned gravity magic for the sake of his horse if you're to blame someone for the rot it would be malenia won't it?

[tired hinge]

Radahn literally used gravity magic when he had a fifth of a brain left from rot to keep his horse alright

[inland snow]

Yeah the radahn we fight is literally not even a shadow of his former self

[true quail]

🤨 he will not have sex with you bro

Issa cool fight but he's not Jesus

[inland snow]

Wtf?? I'm just saying that i really like this character why are you mad?

[true quail]

Nobody's mad here but u my brother in Christ

[inland snow]

Nope i'm cool as hell bro

[sour hearth]

Blues Clues guy is actually the slim shady

[stoic orbit]

[loud pilot]

I still haven’t seen anyone dislike him but I see a lot of people hating on malenia and to be honest they both are no saints, the only good shardbearer is morgott

[inland snow]

Yeah to be honest he is the only one who is protecting the erdtree

[gleaming delta]

Well then again Radahn can't think and therefore it's hard to say which moral compass that guides him

[loud pilot]

Yeah but even before the battle of aeonia he raided the capital

So he had greed for power

[gleaming delta]

No that was Godrick, the shattering was a series of battles. Basically Godrick went to the capital presumably fought Malenia and lost, Radahn got caught up in a skirmish with Morgott and later Malenia. Malenia was absent from the Haligtree and therefore Mohg Mogh'd Miquella.

[burnt plover]

Who's army was on the receiving end of the giant poison-spewing arrows around the capital? They are in one of the trailers.

[sullen hemlock]

In my head I think Godrick's

[gleaming delta]

Godrick, you can see his sigil the beast and the erdtree

[sullen hemlock]

Gelmir forces would have a rag on the stonediggers's heads otherwise, nor was there a cape/helm on those neither.

The only other notable force in that regard is Godrick opposing others

Lyendell nor Redmane sported any stonedigger trolls

[loud pilot]

I know that godrick was beaten by malenia but I don’t understand why malenia would show up in the capital

[sullen hemlock]

They've all likely been to the capital before as hinted at their seats in the eyes of Morgott, but Malenia has ties to the Shaded Castle besides her own agenda

[gleaming delta]

Well she was the last of Marika and Radagon's children, so it's safe to say she wanted to get dibs. Besides she's closest to Capital, Godrick, Radahn and Morgott all had to cross a lobster infested swamp. In order to reach the capital.

[sullen hemlock]

Morgott was at the capital already. Just underground.

[main cipher]

Some people simp for Ranni, but I simp for Iji

We are not the same

[sullen hemlock]

I like Iji's helmet

[gleaming delta]

No cuz he fought Radahn before Malenia, so he was somewhere else

Case and point

[main cipher]

Very young Radahn tho

[sullen hemlock]

They all would have gotten shards at the capital, and Morgott came from being shackled below the capital in lore as that's where Omens went.

[gleaming delta]

No, cuz Morgott had no reason to beef with Radahn before the shattering 'less he was trying to take his rune

[main cipher]

that also might just be a symbolic painting of how Morgott’s army repelled Radahn’s

[dull slate]

A very young Radahn lead an attack on the capitol and Morgott fended them off with the Leyndell knights

[loud pilot]

What if everyone raided the capital at the same time and that’s why he calls all of them a traitor

[dull slate]

Radahn is a blatant traitor, that comes from him attacking the capitol, some are like metaphorical traitors, they didnt outright attack Leyndell but they didnt stay back to defend it and the erdtree

[sullen hemlock]

Morgott called them all Pillagers, and yet he would become the ruler

[gleaming delta]

Yeah sure, but was the point of Malenia travelling all the way to Caelid if Radahn was also present at the capital.

[dull slate]

If thats a young Radahn then the Radahn fighting Malenia happened much later lol

[gleaming delta]

Yeah, but Morgott never went outside the Subterrenean Shunning Ground till the ring was shattered. It was only till the Erdtree was left defensless that he claimed title of king.

[river rune]

that's cuz they were cowards too scared to be ballin'

[dull slate]

We dont know how long The Shattering War has been going for lol

Meaning it could be spanning for long enough for a young Radahn trying to take over the capitol, losing to Morgott, then much later down the line facing off against Malenia when he's much older and much bigger

[gleaming delta]

Was it's ended with no true winner, the whole point of the conflict was for Marika to have a battle royale. Basically any of her children who could claim all the great runes would then be a god. However that failed, cuz no one did get all the great runes/amazon gift cards. And that's why we tarnished are brought back from Austraila A.K.A the badlands.

[dull slate]

Godwyn's death lead to Marika shattering the amazon gift card

That's as much as we know really kek

[gleaming delta]

Yeah, but she was playing single player chess so it's safe to assume she had everything planned.

[dull slate]

Speculation is fun and all but it cant be denied that we dont know more than that

[loud pilot]

I don’t think that him becoming an eldritch abomination was part of the plan

He was her most beloved child

[gleaming delta]

The fallen leaves tell a story...
The great amazon gift card was shattered.
In our home across the fog, the amazon warehouse.
Soon Bezos' wives gold diggers one and all.
Claimed the shards of the amazon gift card.

[sullen hemlock]

Timeline: Marika and Godfrey had Mohg, Morgott and Godfrey,
Radagon in this time went to Renalla and had Rykard, Ranni, and Radahn
Marika left Godfrey so Radagon left Renalla and went to Marika
Radagon and Marika had Miquella and Malenia
Ranni organized the Black Knives, Radahn was possibly sided with his father and held back the stars. (Radahn would already be in practice of gravity magic for his horse)
Godwyn dies/Ranni's flesh dies
Shattering war happens
rest is where we find it

I think the most timeline issue is the Shattering War because we don't know what happened first other than Malenia being out and Mohg taking Miquella

But the Shaded Castle was there for a while of Malenia being old enough to have a following as their alloyed gold practices spread for their knights in creation. And Malenia has been out since the war.

[slate pumice]

Please dm me this in case it gets deleted ❤️ 👍

[tribal owl]

touhou fans be like: i wanna have the pov of the red girl1!11

[raven mural]

I'll accept them over the Ranni fans

[gleaming delta]

I passed the Vigor Check

[tired hinge]

Your pfp looks dope as hell, is that some new pokemon?

🍞 👍

[sour hearth]

How do I get the second weapon from the left

[gleaming delta]

The finger club?

[sour hearth]

ja

[gleaming delta]

Alright I couldn't find any art, but I found this @toxic rover

[toxic rover]

Lol

[glacial sand]

For now I went and made you a blue Rya

[gleaming delta]

But why tho, like I respect and apperciate it but what's the context.

[tired hinge]

Make her red

[glacial sand]

Pink but that suits her

[tired hinge]

Pog

[true quail]

megamind

[wheat bay]

Why are there so many lansseax simps?

[dreamy wadi]

Scalies?

[gleaming delta]

You're one too talk

[dreamy wadi]

Yes

[tribal owl]

id smash tree sentinel

[scenic mauve]

But what if it was purple??

[little pilot]

[knotty star]

dont shit on alexander pls

[sly basalt]

dw alexander wins

[outer kettle]

He's not shitting on him... he's sitting on him... to quote rick sanchez from hit popular show Rick and morty... "It needs to go waaay up there morty"

[glacial sand]

Very fortunate that you are still innocent enough to think that's what happens here

[knotty star]

im 17

[tribal owl]

oh so thats the originak

[tired elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990798965941370972/990799561800966185/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[knotty star]

what

[idle dagger]

*he

[cursive sundial]

Lmaoooo

[gleaming delta]

That got deleted so fast lmao

[slate pumice]

In the Gelmir Hero's Grave (Mt Gelmir obviously)

[sick tinsel]

where can I get this mushroom armor

[tired hinge]

Its some cave, idk which one though i never got it

[tacit thicket]

Whoever deleted that meme I sent, you are unfunny

Lookin at sempiternal

[ocean island]

I'd argue that the reference you were making is also unfunny and inappropriate
also hi 👋 😇

[tacit thicket]

it was a Rick and Marty reference tho

[gleaming delta]

Send the Rick and morty memes in a Rick and morty server 🧠 or a meme server

[tacit thicket]

True however you guys have dung pies in the game as an item, I belive it is just as appropriate

[tired hinge]

Send me the meme

[ocean island]

🤨 yeah.. sure it was champ

[tired hinge]

I always like memes that make people react like this, send it to me @tacit thicket

[tacit thicket]

Alright

[tacit thicket]

Have you seen the episode where Morty had to shove an alien nut from a tree up his rectum?

[tired hinge]

Oh yea thats just a rick and mort reference

[gleaming delta]

Bro I feel bad for this man seeing the way y’all talk to him

[tired hinge]

What do you mean

[gleaming delta]

I was drunk when I sent a long paragraph to mod mail about making the server better and wanting to be a mod lmao, but now seeing what degeneracy these mods go through, I’m fine as a lowly Xbox player

[tired hinge]

What degeneracy

[ocean island]

Unfortunately I wasn't born yesterday and know the actual reference.
I'm sure Ethan will live with his message being removed, better than alternative

[tired hinge]

Yea, we told you the actual reference.

Also i understand how people can think rick and morty is full of degeneracy, nvm

[tired hinge]

Y r u spamming

[vivid oar]

The first one was an ugly 16:9, the second one had annoying white lines on the top half, this one is finally acceptable. Sorry for all the reposts

[tired hinge]

Ah ok

[tacit thicket]

Unironicly this is accurate

[vivid oar]

It's an addiction, every time I fight a higher health enemy I end up coming back to it. It's so good that it feels like nothing really replaces it

[tacit thicket]

People say quality builds are sheit yet this exists

[tacit thicket]

Da boof

[vivid oar]

I've got a Str/Dex build (which temporarily became a Dex/Str build for a bit) so quality builds are like all I use. Every time I apply an ash of war it basically always gets a quality rating. Don't get why it would be hated other than it's not meta like Dex/Arc for bleed or Int for becoming a boss fight

[tacit thicket]

People say it takes too much levels and sailing dosnt do well

[vivid oar]

I can kinda see the levels argument, although as you already pointed out BHF is low level quality weapon. Sorry to ask but what does sailing mean in the context of ER?

[zenith axle]

You can make quality build with PS Banished knight greatswords

And it's good

[lofty vapor]

Xanni, witch of the toke

[tacit thicket]

Skailing, can't spell

[gleaming delta]

Scaling

[vivid oar]

Ah, got it. Is the scaling objectively bad? I've never thought of it as bad

[tacit thicket]

Not had but not meta

[gleaming delta]

Better than the developers tbh

[gleaming delta]

is that supposed to be Maliketh

Wdym it looks exactly like him

[vivid oar]

Radahn is like the 3rd (or 5th?) wheel then

[meager stirrup]

For them probably yes

[vivid oar]

Or maybe he would complete the group of 4 for Godfrey's kids, since he looks up to Godfrey anyways.

It would be Ranni, Rykard, Melania, and Miquella, then Radahn, Morgott, Mogh, and Godwyn

[stone patio]

this but dragonlord placidussax

[gleaming delta]

no

[stone patio]

wh

[frozen anchor]

Live reaction

[stone patio]

Live reaction

[subtle pine]

I've been pretending I play duels and hate bleed in off topic to piss people off 👹

I'm just trynna start something

Is that bad?

[indigo briar]

you're anti mohg that's okay 👍

blood build make me lol

[subtle pine]

Me (The golden orders strongest warrior) finding a non strength/faith user (sinner)

[gleaming delta]

"elden ring is just dark souls"

[gleaming delta]

can i have elden ring for free

[livid zenith]

Yes it is 😎

[zenith axle]

What about DEX/FTH?

[subtle pine]

They are weak

If you level dex past stat requirements you are a fool

[zenith axle]

I want to introduce you to frenzied flame my man

[subtle pine]

Heresy

[zenith axle]

One man's heresy another man's true task

[subtle pine]

Chaos is lame

[sinful current]

Me coming home from work slightly early so i can spend more time with more time with my wonderful, loving, faithful wife:

[zenith axle]

Chaos is a true form of freedom

[sour hearth]

oh

[inland siren]

Naaaah

That's gotta be fake

stares at my PS4

[solid fox]

Why don’t you go find out

[inland siren]

Naaaaaaah... naaah

[solid fox]

Cmon

[inland siren]

If that were true then fire would be effective against Rykard because adding more heat would make him dehydrated faster and weak

[solid fox]

Yeah but what if it’s true huh

[inland siren]

Grabbing my copy of Bloodborne doesn't mean that I will try it out, I just wanted to look at the disc...

[solid fox]

Yep sure

[inland siren]

I've decided to put the disc inside the console, to keep it safe

[solid fox]

Uh huh that’s what they all say

[stone patio]

oh hey look at that

[shut rose]

sus

[loud pilot]

I am int/faith golden order incantations enthusiast 🌞

[subtle pine]

Yes, always level int enough to do the goldmask quest

I had like 48 int 48 faith and like 60 strength 💀

[loud pilot]

I love killing people while T posing

[subtle pine]

Radagons ring is better than triple rings in a lot of situations

[slate pumice]

Live tarnished reaction after ranni gives that ultra gawk gawk 3000

[loud pilot]

If only law of causality could actually one shot people

And activate before you get killed

[subtle pine]

😔 is sad

I usually also use the gold lightning spells

[loud pilot]

Do you use godwyn’s lightning ?

The one you get from fortissax

[subtle pine]

No just hoaned bolt, lightning strike, and lightning spear

And the all the golden order spells with erdtree heal and lords aid

An that's my full spell list 👹

[gleaming delta]

Weh da hel iz mah idem?

[gleaming delta]

Mastapiece!

[vivid oar]

It's funny how I (and probably most of everyone else here) knows this exact spot where we all ignored the "No item ahead" messages

[true quail]

I've died to this attack multiple times because I think of this vid and can't stop laughing

[gleaming delta]

lmao, happens too me too

[slate pumice]

I hate this bs attack sometimes, but the meme makes it more tolerable

[fallen python]

Someone get hacked?

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[gray cosmos]

Lol

[sharp portal]

Whenever I see a message saying “liar ahead” in front of a wall I will always think they’re lying and there really is a fog wall and try attacking it

[vivid oar]

Even now I have no idea how to actually dodge this attack

@sharp portal Same, the "Liar ahead" makes me hit the wall the same as a "Secret ahead" message

[humble parrot]

If you know....
I love you

[loud pilot]

May the golden order shine trough you 🌞

[fossil hinge]

Yall i found australia in elden ring

[swift loom]

Nah
Australia is caelid

[twin sequoia]

where is this?

[brazen copper]

oceania

[fossil hinge]

thats the entire weeping peninsula

[twin sequoia]

have not found it yet

[fossil hinge]

its all the way south

like yk the gatefront ruins

follow the path to the right and it probably leads to weeping peninsula

[jovial epoch]

how do people find dunkey funny

[sharp portal]

Because he is

Embedded fail

[tropic dawn]

No perms :sadge:

[nocturne sun]

i just scum saved and i almost had a heartattack because i thought i did it wrong

[boreal vortex]

thank god I killed him before he could do tat

[scenic mauve]

Me when I GET YOU

[inland snow]

😂😂
If he miss the jump before godfrey he's gonna be like "ok time to start all over again" 😂

[vivid oar]

Ah, Mogh
us

[true quail]

O mogh! Therefore, try us

[slate pumice]

Mogh when he spots an underaged family member (he is about to commit heinous acts)

[analog saffron]

that is not a joke dawg

[lapis mountain]

Sorry my bad

[analog saffron]

fighting another iteration of a boss

[vivid oar]

Shrek's kid grafted a donkey body onto its head

Funniest [dung] I've ever seen!

[fringe wind]

@tender depot reading someone say they bought an xbox

[tender depot]

🕵️‍♂️ 🖥️

[desert oak]

Ranni haters explaining why it’s okay when the Golden Order commits multiple genocides v.s. It’s horrific when Ranni kills one guy

[fallen igloo]

And caused a war that killed basically everyone

[left ridge]

my friend literally tried telling me that the Frenzied Flame ending was better than Ranni and I was like bro

[desert oak]

Who’s at fault, her for doing what she did or everyone else for actually starting and participating in a massive war that got them killed

[remote locust]

"genocidal nuclear holocaust is totally justified and understandable!"
weirdo moment

[fallen igloo]

Her (I hate ranni)

[left ridge]

his argument is the flaws and pain of the old order are just completely undone and you get to start anew and like dude how do you know the new world is gonna be good LMAO

[remote locust]

the whole point of the frenzy flame is that there WONT BE a "new" world. its the end of everything. "no more births". that the whole point lmao

[left ridge]

actually Ranni just killed someone and didn't cause the war, Marika technically got it all started by shattering the Elden Ring, which led to the temptation everyone had

[fallen igloo]

That's like saying Gavrilo Princip didn't cause ww1 by killing Franz Ferdinand

[left ridge]

and considering the ring was the main thing the Order was held up by, that seems more important than Godwyn being murdered

[fallen igloo]

But the shattering happened BECAUSE godwyn was murdered, so if he didn't die the war wouldn't happen

[gleaming delta]

It’s a shame fromsoft players have a way of simplifying every game to a single most used button. Then they turn around and blame the game like it’s the dev’s fault

[tawdry jasper]

I hate DS III (my favorite souls)

[gleaming delta]

Whose Maidenless now, Varre?

[edgy ledge]

Help, my death poker is stuck in Alexander

[nocturne pond]

i need help

[sharp portal]

Fake moonlight greatsword wedding gift

I made a blue person in elden ring

[obtuse shoal]

Nice

[swift rain]

Foul tarnished

[gleaming delta]

Imagine playing ds2

[steady totem]

Anyone got that image of Elden Beast with the basketball jersey on?

[kind whale]

Heavily underrated game

[gleaming delta]

Sure buddy 🤡

[glacial urchin]

Pacman: Just press the D-pad

[sick tinsel]

did you get this image from heaven

[edgy ledge]

I don’t have to. Playing it now. It’s the best game in the series. And if you hate it, you suck at it lol 🙂

[winter bone]

I hate ds2, i havent played it

[kind whale]

Oh no, you actually are one of those people. This conversations over

Unironically used a clown emoji smh

[kind whale]

Ds2 has a ton of flaws with it like adp, how grab targeting works, the movement even, but it's a solid experience and a really good game. Shame that people drop it after 30 mins and just say it's the worst. And even the people that beat the game refuse to acknowledge it's strengths like the amazing lore and story of it along with the insane amount of armor and weapon variety and it having the best ng+ mechanics of all the games with the bonfire ascetic

[crude quest]

Honestly dark souls two is my top favorite out of any of the souls games

[low canopy]

Ds2 has a ton of flaws with it like adp, how grab targeting works, the movement even, but it's a solid experience and a really good game. Shame that people drop it after 30 mins and just say it's the worst. And even the people that beat the game refuse to acknowledge it's strengths like the amazing lore and story of it along with the insane amount of armor and weapon variety and it having the best ng+ mechanics of all the games with the bonfire ascetic

[kind whale]

Bet

[low canopy]

Ds2 has a ton of flaws with it like adp, how grab targeting works, the movement even, but it's a solid experience and a really good game. Shame that people drop it after 30 mins and just say it's the worst. And even the people that beat the game refuse to acknowledge it's strengths like the amazing lore and story of it along with the insane amount of armor and weapon variety and it having the best ng+ mechanics of all the games with the bonfire ascetic

[kind whale]

Ds2 has a ton of flaws with it like adp, how grab targeting works, the movement even, but it's a solid experience and a really good game. Shame that people drop it after 30 mins and just say it's the worst. And even the people that beat the game refuse to acknowledge it's strengths like the amazing lore and story of it along with the insane amount of armor and weapon variety and it having the best ng+ mechanics of all the games with the bonfire ascetic

[low canopy]

how to win a ds2 argument

step 1: old iron keep
step 2: 5 good bosses
step 3: literally worst hitboxes in souls

[gleaming delta]

Yeah I love the atmosphere and lore of the game but the gameplay quality makes it unplayable for me

[gleaming delta]

you forgot frigid outskirts, shrine of amana, adp, and soul memory

[kind whale]

It's something that you have to get used to. For me I really enjoyed the exploration much more than the combat. When I went into a new area I was excited to find new things and explore, far moreso that I was to fight new enemies and the bosses, which, a lot of them are cool in design but suck in gameplay so they're more of just a marker between areas

That giant dragon in the cage you need to fight before entering the mountains of dragons was honestly one of the most gorgeous arenas and even locations I have ever seen in a game tho. The colors and design of the place was awesome. The boss was pretty good imo too

[gleaming delta]

Yeah I beat the game and liked it, but going back to it after playing elden ring an such i just cannot stand it

[gleaming delta]

Ds2 has a ton of flaws with it like adp, how grab targeting works, the movement even, but it's a solid experience and a really good game. Shame that people drop it after 30 mins and just say it's the worst. And even the people that beat the game refuse to acknowledge it's strengths like the amazing lore and story of it along with the insane amount of armor and weapon variety and it having the best ng+ mechanics of all the games with the bonfire ascetic

[subtle pine]

It's not like killing just one guy led to the downfall of the world or anything 💀

[gleaming delta]

Ranni fans explaining why they'll do virtual chores, but not talk to actual women

[subtle pine]

I hate ranni quests so much 💀

[gleaming delta]

I mean I dig it, I just think Ranni's entire character and motivation was lost in translation. Now she's barley surface level

[vast root]

Ds2 has a ton of flaws with it like adp, how grab targeting works, the movement even, but it's a solid experience and a really good game. Shame that people drop it after 30 mins and just say it's the worst. And even the people that beat the game refuse to acknowledge it's strengths like the amazing lore and story of it along with the insane amount of armor and weapon variety and it having the best ng+ mechanics of all the games with the bonfire ascetic

[atomic horizon]

ascetic

[livid zenith]

DS2 is unironically the best souls game, ngl

[dapper torrent]

Agreed

[autumn zealot]

i didn't like the soul memory function or the way mobs stopped spawning in ds2. loved the rest.

[ember niche]

I don’t think Ds2 is the best souls game, but I still enjoyed it

[sharp portal]

I wish it had a password thing instead of the stupid ring

[remote locust]

in terms of story and characters i genuinely agree

[young dome]

I liked how the durability system was actually present, and certainly in the early playthroughs, it taught you to be resourceful

[true quail]

this but gideon

[dreamy wadi]

What’s funny is that Gideon Ofnir likely did not know who he was talking to

[gleaming delta]

Pretty cringe bruv

[sharp portal]

berserk

[analog saffron]

It is.

[left ridge]

Ok Ted Kaczynski

[analog saffron]

It’s a lot more satisfying than summoning the wizard of oz to show you the moon.

[sharp portal]

chair ending >

[twin sequoia]

... ending

[austere light]

🎅🏿

head dead 💀

kinda deserved it he pushed me off a cliff

[dreamy wadi]

He deserved a warrior’s death

[vivid oar]

You've obtained a maiden, but at the cost of becoming a simp

[hollow snow]

legendary

[gleaming delta]

I hate this, with every passion of my being.

[brazen copper]

🔥

[inland snow]

The dream of every ranni simp 😂

[dreamy wadi]

For Journey 2 you turn into Iron Fist Alexander

[inland snow]

Yeah just keep trying same strat until you get him that's the dedication

[dreamy wadi]

I always try the same strat so I can master it

[gleaming delta]

You can't learn if you change up what you're doing every attempt. That's when you start seeing the pattern.

[unkempt bramble]

Honestly that has worked many many many times

[twin sequoia]

thats edited and fake elden ring was not announced yet on june 1st 2021

[vivid oar]

(I didn't make this and take no credit for it)

[gleaming delta]

Gold-Mask is the truest of all chads and he did it all without saying a word

[vivid oar]

Goldmask only has one follower (Courwyn) who actually survives and lives happily (I think), meanwhile Ranni has a team of up to 4 people and all but one of them dies a horrid death (and Ranni doesn't seem to care) (also I know Seluvis was a backstabber but he was still technically in her team and he died a bad death or became a puppet which is worse than death)

[swift loom]

And most importantly
He T-poses

[gleaming delta]

Goldmask is the definition of ‘moving in silence’

the age of order was the first ending I had gotten since it is the only one that is genuinely good

[grand summit]

Me pulling up to the boss fight with the explosive physick

[vivid oar]

I got the Age of Fracture ending, I think it's one of the better endings but that's kinda dependent on what Marika's fate was and we don't really know

[vivid oar]

I laughed a bit too much at that cutoff, didn't expect to see a friendly skeleton become a suicide bomber

[dreamy wadi]

Bit of a lore question, but what exactly was the specific error he found in the golden order, and how did he fix it?

[remote locust]

it wasnt explained

[remote locust]

god i miss dark souls multiplayer so much

[dark rain]

💀

[lusty cedar]

probably TV

[lethal peak]

He's god, he was shown to us, Miura knew

[livid zenith]

Goldmask L

[zenith axle]

Golden mask even is called greatest out of all tarnished as I remember

[slate pumice]

Why not both? Why isn't it possible?

[vivid oar]

You can't have a utopia (what Goldmask brings) under a regime (Ranni's rule)

Honestly tho this is kinda just theorizing/speculation/headcanon but I feel like Ranni does basically become the new Queen Marika (of course there's the "honeymoon" in the stars but after that I assume she takes rule similar to Marika)

[vivid oar]

Not explained, but I'm assuming the main stuff he fixed was the racism (towards Omens and whatnot) and the corruption (Demigods like Ranni and Rykard plotting the downfall of society and Marika treating people wrongly). For the most part, the Lands Between were a paradise before the Night of the Black Knives besides the treatment of people like the Omen, which is why I think the racism was one of the problems Goldmask found along with the corruption that led the Lands from being 80% of a paradise to being 10% of a paradise (not actual lore numbers, just a saying basically)

[trail anchor]

Anyone got godrick memes