elden-fun

[gleaming delta]

Agree

[slender mountain]

Based

[livid zenith]

Uhhh, we've got this boss that was a good guy who got corrupted by the dark so now they player has to fight them.

[acoustic phoenix]

But uhhhh... the dark was ultimately better for the world even if they had to be sacrificed?

[tawdry grove]

real

there is no point for people to try and copenwith the fact that you spent over 600$ to get a bunch of pixels with Boobs.

carry that L with pride and admit the game ia garbage

[livid zenith]

But it's not, the game is actually good.

[slender island]

ive played it and its (imo) not even fun

[tawdry grove]

Sure mate, say tht to me when you start the abyss and discover that the story is actually not worth your time

[livid zenith]

not worth my time say that to the thousands of hours I've already put in enjoying the game. Totally f2p btw, so don't even go there with that "pay to win" garbage

[tawdry grove]

And where did i say its pay to win?

[slender island]

who cares about getshin let's get back to ERposting

[livid zenith]

Yeah, back to your silly game

[slender island]

sorry elden ring doesnt have children for you to masturbate to bro 😕

[tawdry grove]

lmao The burn

[livid zenith]

Literally gross

[indigo jungle]

don't you have underage girls to fanboy over?

[mint ivy]

I don't like to say that I don't think gemshin is horrible cuz people will say this😭

[warm inlet]

All I know about genshin impact is there's that ginger guy and then almost all the other characters are children

[livid zenith]

Freaks projecting

[mint ivy]

Smh Adult Genshin chars supremacy

[tawdry grove]

99% of them are also Annoying and have no moral compass

[slender island]

wdym no moral compass

[tawdry grove]

i piss damn hard.

literally destroyed my toilet just now

[mint ivy]

🤩

[slender island]

when it comes out its like a pressure washer

[tawdry grove]

I pissed so hard it actually became a piss blade, it destroyed not only my toilet bt cutting it on half while also killed the neighbors

[slender island]

O' death, become my blade once more

[tawdry grove]

O'piss, Become my blade once more

[livid zenith]

Driest day in Britain.

[mint ivy]

💀

[tawdry grove]

mood

[lapis flame]

Damn bro, you killed em

[hot bough]

POV: Moongrum after you try to do anything while he has his shield out

[slender island]

just use magic lol

[hot bough]

Bold of you to assume I’m not a melee build

[tired pasture]

????

[slender mountain]

pedigree in Elden Ring

[gleaming delta]

most normal alabama family tree

[subtle pine]

Genshin fan family tree

[slender island]

bro ☠️😭

[gleaming delta]

💀

Nope, is the opposite

[inland snow]

Just relaxing under water 💦💦

[subtle pine]

Being summond to help fight Rykard is the easiest rune ark farm in the game

If you have a +9 serpent hunter spear it's the easiest boss in the game

Not to mention 3 people can easily stun lock him

[tacit thicket]

Thank you for the intel po, I'll be sure to try it out.

[subtle pine]

Be shure to get talismans that reduce the cost and buff the damage of weapon abilities

[gleaming delta]

wow this is accurate af

[umbral magnet]

stuff in here is gold

[neat lance]

I think every player of the Dark Souls Trilogy can relate to this comic. I specific the trilogy because I don't remember any in BB, and haven't played Demon Souls, or Sekiro, so don't know about this.
Point is, I saw this comic, and by good it hits so close to home cuz of how often I did that until I figured it out.

[gleaming delta]

Whenever I play a DS game and find a chest, I'm afraid to open it

[cunning granite]

I just attacked all the chest in Elden Ring

[gleaming delta]

Same

[cunning granite]

Definitely talking about Godfrey

[viscid drift]

That one piece of wood kinda looks like praetor Rykard

[viscid drift]

I pray that there will be mimics in the dlc so that new players can experience the joy

[viscid drift]

I prefer to invade in the little tunnel to Rykard and kill the infinitely respawning hosts who dare to challenge our lord

[subtle pine]

You monster

[livid zenith]

Recusant behaviour

[viscid drift]

Yes, my spawn shield lasts long enough to cast gelmir’s fury in the little tunnel and fill it with magma

[scarlet inlet]

average league player family tree

[tribal owl]

i dont get it

[twin sequoia]

it mean naughty action

[tribal owl]

ah

[gleaming delta]

we must stay focused brothers

[vivid oar]

It's been too long without Chadahn

[viscid drift]

Why couldn’t you just make Blaidd drink the preceptor’s potion when he was going mad in order to save him

[gleaming delta]

How to be like Chadahn:

1. Hold back stars in the sky with gravitational magic just becuase you wanted to

[viscid drift]

He did it to save sellia

[rare fulcrum]

You are going insane

[gleaming delta]

bro also learned magic to not crush his horse

[viscid drift]

The Face is there, don’t tell me you don’t see it

[rare fulcrum]

I never said I didn't see it

[brazen copper]

🗣️

[viscid drift]

It’s Rykard, he’s in the fire.

[bronze tree]

wake up

[gleaming delta]

dont look too deep into the flame of ambition

[rare fulcrum]

Smoldering with thy meagre flame....

[viscid drift]

It’s too late, I already see Rykard

You can put rykard’s face on anything

[rare fulcrum]

Do not look in a mirror

[twin sequoia]

youve gone mental its just wood

[tribal owl]

exactly
madness

[viscid drift]

No, it’s Rykard, he’s come to devour the gods

[viscid drift]

Maybe I’m Rykard

[mint ivy]

Join the serpent King as famillllly
Togethaaaaa we will devour the very godszzzszszazszzszs

His voice is so goofy I cant😭

[vivid oar]

I feel like death might be better than becoming the living puppet of someone

[mint ivy]

Ain't no way💀

[vivid oar]

Clarke Kent is the father of Michael Morbius

[forest leaf]

What about tonic of forgetfulness or whatever it's called?

[vivid oar]

That's a good idea, although it might not work. I feel like Blaidd's situation doesn't have much to do with memory, since he grew up with Ranni. Instead, I think it has more to do with his very purpose, the Fingers gave Blaidd to Ranni as her Shadow. Going against the Fingers with Ranni breaks his very purpose

[mint ivy]

#xbox-co-op

[viscid drift]

It’s what he would have wanted

[valid fossil]

Oh, sorry I didn't read the chat lol. I though I was already on the co op channel

[loud pilot]

You fought rykard without the storm ruler? 💀

[past breach]

first few times i used spear to check if i could beat it with it and it was not that hard so i lost on purpose and beat it with dual katanas 😂

[loud pilot]

Also fire giant in top five very underrated choice I must say

[past breach]

remember i didnt fight yet alot of bosses

[loud pilot]

The spear makes this fight one of the best fights in the game

[loud pilot]

Yeah but like,a lot of people find him annoying and put him close to godskin duo

[gleaming delta]

L list

[loud pilot]

Also you did fight commander niall, if you didn’t you wouldn’t be able to fight malenia

[past breach]

i did but i didnt recognize the image

[loud pilot]

And loretta too

[past breach]

yeah loretta too didnt recognize it was easrier then the spirit since the real ones takes bloodloss

[slender mountain]

Marika's ass😳

[analog saffron]

lol I made a list too

[brazen copper]

Might catch a case goddamn, now I understand Godfrey

[alpine lintel]

my mute is over

[gleaming delta]

You’d think someone would wait till they fought all the bosses, before they make a tier list 💀 half the bosses are in the “didn’t fight yet” category, like bruh

[gleaming delta]

What did you do

[alpine lintel]

i ignored the mods

[gleaming delta]

My friend just beated Malenia while hes drunk..

[gleaming delta]

Wow bro that's like crazy, so no maidens?

[gleaming delta]

Yep

[gleaming delta]

Thats my wife

[fair yoke]

Nah that's my wife just put a ring on it about 30 mins ago

[gleaming delta]

I put a ring on her 30 YEARS ago 😩🫦

[gleaming delta]

Coomers about to commit nefarious acts with that picture and doll

[burnt comet]

ong

[steel pewter]

Wait you didnt burn the entire world to the ground

[gleaming delta]

That combo tho. Holy! LITERALLY HOLY

Goku got mopped

[burnt comet]

wrong channel

[tulip igloo]

Sorry, what would be a good channel for this?

[gleaming delta]

#off-topic lmao

[gleaming delta]

May chaos take the world, imma burn your waifu and your laifu!

[brazen copper]

Fr

Like how do you make a tier list w/o even fighting mf Mohg or Loretta

[gleaming delta]

If ranni is a doll just burn her

[hazy turtle]

Mohg, lord of drip

[vivid oar]

Are you saying that being turned into a puppet is what he would've wanted? I'd say that that's very, very far from the truth. The whole deal with him is that he doesn't want to be the puppet of Ranni's Two Fingers, he'd rather swear allegiance to Ranni and go against his purpose of being the tool of the Fingers. Making him into someone's puppet when his whole issue started because the Fingers treated him as their puppet seems cruel

[gleaming delta]

E

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring has apparently only been out for 20 days (according to google) and I have 32 day of playtime

🤔🧐🤔

[safe tapir]

the spirit-caller snail is awesome, you're just jealous

[sinful current]

To be fair, hes only a "loving father" to Morgott AFTER hes laying on the ground dying, and AFTER he locked him in a stinky sewer for what was supposed to be his whole life

Four hands... imagine all the dogs she can pet...

[marsh ingot]

no no, right channel.

[slender mountain]

Chanad IRL

[raven mural]

It's beautiful

[brazen copper]

March 16

[slender mountain]

No women

[vivid oar]

We don't know if Marika or Godfrey had the Royal Omens locked up underground, it would make sense that it would be Marika since she was basically the head of the Golden Order that discriminated. Also it's clear that Godfrey can't refuse anything Marika declares since she literally boots him out of the Lands Between. It may be partial headcanon, but the Morgott scene for Godfrey makes me want to believe that he actually did want to love his Omen kids and Marika had them locked away

[gleaming delta]

Vibe check

Oh damn

That's a pretty good vibe

[tranquil plume]

ong

[past breach]

godfrey was not the one who locked it and didnt even get the opportunity to meet his twin sons

when they where born he was in the war against the giants and when he returned no one told him anything about his sons since they were Omen (with horns) they were considered inpure and cursed by the golden order and 2 fingers (because they were royalty they ditn get his horns cut when young and were sent to the sewers below the capital to live there so no one would know hey ever existed (you can also realise that if you go to godrick castle there is a Omen with his horns were cut and then at the capital sewers all omens still have the orns)) because before the golden order existed being born Omen was a sign of divinity (thats why you also have the morg and morgot shackles they were made by the golden order to keep the twin omen from ever leaving the capital sewers

[gleaming delta]

Where did you hear that

The part about him being around his childrens birth

[past breach]

wut he was in the war killing the giants so he didnt get to meet them

[gleaming delta]

Bro there aren't any dates in Elden Ring that's an assumption

#lore

[past breach]

i know it is i saw it in lore videos etc but anyways it makes sense since godfrey his actually a wholsome character

[echo ginkgo]

Best Boss

[gleaming delta]

Lore videos aren't canon, it's just multiple people making their own takes and assumption. And to add on to that Marika fought the giants meanwhile Godfrey was fighting the storm lord. Pretty hard to kill a god while being pregnant imo.

[past breach]

radagon you mean (dif entity same body so prob when it turned to radagon it wouldnt be pregnant and doesnt matter he or she are a god pregancy rules dont aply to them prob

[vivid oar]

He knew about his sons, otherwise he wouldn't have known Morgott when he saw him. Also not all of the omens in the sewers have their horns, the ones at the underground crossroads had their horns cut off. You only run into horned omens after going deeper into the sewers, closer to the Three Fingers

[gleaming delta]

Yeah and Marika killed the giant's one eyed god

[swift loom]

Well
Not fully killed
But greatly weakened it to the point where it was no longer a threat
It is is still alive though, it's his face in fire giant's belly

[hazy fiber]

Best boss

[gleaming delta]

Basically the timeline of the starting war was:
Marika > giants
Godfrey > Storm Lord

Radagon Caria and Liurnia

[hazy fiber]

Im kidding I haven’t finished the game

[past breach]

radagon and marika need to be at the same spot at the same time since its the same body

[cobalt kestrel]

Mohrb standing there knowing full well that i have ranked up so much that i could 1 hit him after the first time he killed me

[past breach]

finished today and also killed mohg and dragonlord at my 4th time 🙂

[echo ginkgo]

Spirit Caller Snail and Tibia mariner are the best boss designs in all of fromsoft

[swift loom]

It's possible that they weren't always one and used to be two seperate entities entirely

[gleaming delta]

No they became the same person after the Tarnished were banished

[hazy fiber]

Nice dude love to hear that 💪

[outer cargo]

bro I want her to phase 2 me 😩

[swift loom]

Wdym "the tarnished were banished"
Wasn't godfrey specifically the one who was banished

[gleaming delta]

Rotussy ain't worth it bro

[past breach]

they were always the same person no ?

[outer cargo]

demi-god rotussy bro

[gleaming delta]

Godfrey and all his Tarnished kin were banished

[swift loom]

Ah alright

[past breach]

godfrey was not tranished tarnished didnt even exist LOL it was the banishment of godfrey that made him the 1 tarnished LOL

[outer cargo]

banished where

[swift loom]

To my knowledge it's unspecified wether or not they always were one or not
But it seems to make more sense for them to be two different persons and at first

[past breach]

to far away lands from where they were gonna fight untill they died

[gleaming delta]

Bro they came from the badlands that's where tarnished are from

[past breach]

but they were not tarnished yet it was the banishment that made them tarnished before that they were just barbarians

[gleaming delta]

That's why he's called Horah Loux, Chieftan of the Badlands. We tarnished were all warriors once

[outer cargo]

ZAMN

[swift loom]

I don't think all of the tarnished were warriors from the badlands
Tarnished refers to people who were rejected by the grace of the greater will iirc

[cobalt kestrel]

this reminds me of the metallica song "ONE" but this is somehow much worse

[gleaming delta]

No cuz Gideon, Vargram, Wilhelm, Fia, etc. All those were tarnished who existed before the banishment, technically the tarnished are immigrants imo. Considering they all came from a land far away from tge lands between.

[past breach]

he was horah loux with hsi strenght he gained the atention of marika and became the first elden lord and had to adopt serosh a lion that basicly was there to nerf his anger so it could be more Lord Like

[gleaming delta]

No Marika was literally just a profit, she needed someone to fight for her therefore the chieftan and all his tarnished were perfect.

[past breach]

still he gained her atention for his strenght and ended up banging her and become his consort and 1 elden lord thats a win win

[echo ginkgo]

sir this is a meme channel

[cobalt flicker]

I think if James Charles was in Elden ring mohg would kidnap him

[gleaming delta]

Still doesn't change the fact you were wrong bro

[idle dagger]

No, this is Patrick

[echo ginkgo]

ong

[safe tapir]

yes

[cobalt flicker]

Mohg collects every effeminate man

[echo ginkgo]

Im done for

[gleaming delta]

Me and my Radahn Soldiers

[cobalt flicker]

There was a distinct lack of monkeys in Elden ring

[past breach]

am i considered affeminate just because i have long hair and use hoodies that i buy on girls section ?

[echo ginkgo]

yes.

[cobalt flicker]

Do you drink monster energy?

[past breach]

well then Mohg country roadddd TAKE ME HOMEEEE to the placeeee I BELONNGGGG

[cobalt flicker]

Uses makeup and monster energy to set traps to gather twinks

[past breach]

nah

[sinful current]

That is good headcanon.

[echo ginkgo]

yeah but you talk like you have a dumptruck ass sooo…..

[past breach]

han ? wdym LMAO

i have a girlfriend for over 3 years now just because i like the art of girl hoodies more then mens doesnt make me that what you said i think you need to touch some grace

[gleaming delta]

oomfie that’s not very oomfie-like

[cobalt flicker]

It all happened on tuesday, marchs 2nd,2004 in wales

[echo ginkgo]

nah I think hes just really cute

[gleaming delta]

I just helped a newbie defeat Godrick lmao

They uh

almost died

[inland siren]

Sup, I’m Han

[echo ginkgo]

holy sht! Han!!!

[past breach]

[gleaming delta]

Nice one lads

[opaque marsh]

IQ of bleed builds

[gleaming delta]

its funny cause they both bleed

bleed builds

[vivid oar]

It could be lore-accurate but we don't have enough evidence one way or the other to say for sure. Honestly, most of what we "know" about ER's lore could be considered headcanon

[idle dagger]

the 750 ti doesnt even have support for dx12, it literally cant run Elden ring without half functional compatibility patches.
speaking from personal experience, however ill have my 3060 soon enough.

@gleaming delta fart alert

[cobalt flicker]

Real

[idle dagger]

@cobalt flicker me

[raven mural]

I tried to cook for my boyfriend

[gleaming delta]

What were you even cooking

[raven mural]

Thermite

[cobalt flicker]

Yes

[idle dagger]

yep

[cobalt flicker]

Magma prolly is high in protein

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal is online, hide your funny memes

[tacit thicket]

[gleaming delta]

lol

[gleaming delta]

Mt. Gelmir

[past breach]

no cap i would be more afraid of this then the dragon head

[crude quest]

What if it was the head of Gary Busey

[past breach]

who ?

[crude quest]

I don’t have image perms so I’ll dm you

[crude quest]

I Found the Image perms

[viscid drift]

I’m saying that all he ever wanted to do was serve Ranni, and the two fingers were forcing him to betray her, if he were turned into a puppet with the amber starlight potion the greater will and two fingers couldn’t control him and he could serve Ranni forever

[viscid drift]

Godrick has canonically grafted maidens onto himself, Godrick gets more maidens then the tarnished. Think on that

[past breach]

Please show me the canon list of what he grafted into himself and how is he able to graft ? Is it like a power that he got from parents ?

[cobalt kestrel]

vyke drops his weapon buff but cant use it on his own weapon

makes sense

[scenic mauve]

It's true lol

[viscid drift]

Godrick likely learned to graft after seeing Godefroy attack Leyndell with the power of grafting

[past breach]

godfrey could graft ???

[viscid drift]

I imagine anyone can graft, as it’s done also by the grafted scions

[past breach]

i thought the sions were grafted by godrick

[viscid drift]

Godefroy, not Godfrey

[past breach]

who is godefroy wut ?? never heard

[viscid drift]

Probably were, but it shows that normal people can graft too, Godrick himself was a sad little weakling before grafting

[livid hound]

How much can a godrick graft a grafted if a godrick can graft

[past breach]

strange since he is godfreys son

[viscid drift]

An evergaol boss

[past breach]

image ?

[tepid quest]

godrick but white or golden cant remember

[viscid drift]

Godrick isn’t directly related, probably though a few generations, or through godwyn

[viscid drift]

It’s just Godrick’s phase 1, they didn’t give him his own model

[past breach]

wait so godefroy is godriuck first phase ? so its the same person ?

[past breach]

ha okok i forgot about generations since every demigod is a direct son or daughter of a god i forgot someone could be grandson or something

[viscid drift]

No, it’s implied that dragon knight kristoff (who’s ashes we get) defeated Godefroy at one of the sieges Leyndell and imprisoned him in the evergaol

[viscid drift]

For reference Rya is rykard’s daughter and is second generation to a god, so that’s how powerful Godrick started

[past breach]

Rya is who ?

[viscid drift]

The snake lady in volcano manor, the rya the scout

[past breach]

wait the girl next to the guy with a big mase with a snake as a weapon?

[viscid drift]

She’s kinda hunched over

[past breach]

haaa the girl who asks for a neklass

[viscid drift]

She has a full questline if you wish to follow it

[gleaming delta]

rya is also kinda wholesome

[past breach]

prob will since i want to do next the dung eater ending but as a souls like enjoyer my first playthrough is always hunga bunga

[viscid drift]

Also don’t kill Rykard before completing it

Or at least before making significant progress

Though nobody at volcano manor would really be mad with you for killing him as it’s simply the way of the recusant

[wheat kindle]

Took me 5 days to kill her ass, would definitely do it again

[dim flicker]

Radagon broke me and my controller

[wheat kindle]

F

Forge it into a god slaying armament

[indigo briar]

So mohg was a gamer before the shattering fascinating 🤔

[warm abyss]

Do I dare enter to get maidens?

[tribal owl]

yes

[gleaming delta]

Blaidd.
Blaidd.
Uppies.

[vivid oar]

I guess it's possible that might be a good answer since he already serves Ranni anyways. But what if becoming a puppet takes away your mind or character or something like that, leaving you just as an empty puppet that simply does its master's bidding. Dung Eater seems to have lost his personality

[vivid oar]

I'd say the community is half and half. Some (me included) hate Ranni for the reasons you listed and others just want to be married

[gleaming delta]

But also consider: Moonlight Greatsword.

[raven mural]

Her simps just exhaust me. Makes me not wanna talk to them

[past breach]

rannis ending is wrongly translated.

[torpid gyro]

Bro I beat malenia what’s the hype of people saying she’s the hardest boss I beat her in 3 tries

[analog saffron]

was I the only one that got curbstomped by maliketh more than malenia

[torpid gyro]

That kid is a cake walk

[trail anchor]

Imagine having trouble fighting any boss

[analog saffron]

What?

[torpid gyro]

Imagine having trouble spelling

[analog saffron]

this sucka prob uses a bleed build or comet azur lmao

[trail anchor]

🙁

[torpid gyro]

i have two curved sword I literally just hit him to death 🤣 no blood needed

[analog saffron]

bleed user, you do not deserve the touch of a female

[torpid gyro]

i don’t use blood bro they aren’t bleed weapons

[trail anchor]

It's all about frost

[analog saffron]

I beat the game with a +8 elemer sword

fear me

[torpid gyro]

i beat the game with in only 4 hours of buying it it was a cake walk elden ring more like blood born was way harder

[analog saffron]

dark souls 3 says:

[torpid gyro]

all the dark soul game were sad but easy

Question how many runes do y’all people have cause I got max on every rune in the game

[sharp portal]

God I hate when people say stuff is easy like difficulty doesn’t vary for everyone

[tired pasture]

doesn’t vary???

[sharp portal]

*as if it doesn’t

[tacit thicket]

Tsumi probably used cheese builds

[rotund sable]

Low-effort, and no idea whether anyone here know Fallen London, but just could't stop after having Graven School = Judgement's Egg moment

[sharp portal]

I mean malenia lacks poise and he’s using curved swords so I can believe that but I feel like beating the game in a few hours on your first playthrough is a little harder to believe

Really cool if he actually did though

[steady totem]

Or one of the big hands in Caria Mannor

[sharp portal]

The giant ants trigger bug phobias i always have to summon a friend to kill the ants for me when I’m in those areas

Godrick would be unstoppable for me if he had a giant ant arm

[viscid drift]

Remember folks, the voice actor is in on it

[gleaming delta]

There was no reason they needed to make Blaidd so big
But they did it for all of us

[main pagoda]

Yk sometimes I wish our character can be big like Blaidd or Malenia size

[acoustic phoenix]

But if FromSoft were to allow you to play as a big character they would pull some silly #### where there's a little enemy that continually harries and harasses you and even after you kill it, within a short time it will keep coming back and finding you.

[main pagoda]

That's true. But it'll be cool to see you the same size or demigod size like most of these giant friends or enemies you find. But I guess it's to put you in a intimidating manner that someone small like you face a 10 foot enemy

[past breach]

Thats why you break fire giants leg

[signal mango]

The ifunny is removed. good meme

[gleaming delta]

Yeah I literally cropped the iFunny out of the original post lol

[gleaming delta]

I don’t want to know the context

People who don’t crop the ifunny watermark from their memes go to hell

[signal mango]

good work young grass hopper

[opaque marsh]

Is your bug phobia bc you suffered in hollow knight?

[civic scaffold]

No one has come this far, not for a very long while. Young Hollow, do you wish to shed this curse? Then accept the fate of your ilk, and face the trials that await you. Unless, you have already joined the crestfallen.

Young Hollow, there are but two paths. Inherit the order of this world, or destroy it. But only a true monarch can make such a choice. Very few, indeed, have come even this far. And yet, your journey is far from over. Half-grown Hollow, have you what it takes, truly?

Young Hollow, seek after Vendrick. He who almost became a true monarch. Vendrick is certain to guide your way. Fledgeling Hollow, may we meet again.
Heheh, I believe we've been acquainted. Young Hollow, conqueror of fear. What drives you so, to overcome this supposed curse?

Life is brilliant. Beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession. Some are true to their purpose, though they are but shells, flesh and mind. One man lost his own body, but lingered on, as a head. Others chase the charms of love, however elusive. What is it that drives you?

Once, the Lord of Light banished Dark, and all that stemmed from humanity. And men assumed a fleeting form. These are the roots of our world. Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite… A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE. Young Hollow, knowing this, do you still desire peace?
I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught and every truth must be unearthed. As the so called proclaimer of truth. But in the end you lack the stomach, for the shame you'll bring upon yourself.

[gleaming delta]

No one has come this far, not for a very long while. Young Hollow, do you wish to shed this curse? Then accept the fate of your ilk, and face the trials that await you. Unless, you have already joined the crestfallen.

Young Hollow, there are but two paths. Inherit the order of this world, or destroy it. But only a true monarch can make such a choice. Very few, indeed, have come even this far. And yet, your journey is far from over. Half-grown Hollow, have you what it takes, truly?

Young Hollow, seek after Vendrick. He who almost became a true monarch. Vendrick is certain to guide your way. Fledgeling Hollow, may we meet again.
Heheh, I believe we've been acquainted. Young Hollow, conqueror of fear. What drives you so, to overcome this supposed curse?

Life is brilliant. Beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession. Some are true to their purpose, though they are but shells, flesh and mind. One man lost his own body, but lingered on, as a head. Others chase the charms of love, however elusive. What is it that drives you?

Once, the Lord of Light banished Dark, and all that stemmed from humanity. And men assumed a fleeting form. These are the roots of our world. Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite… A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE. Young Hollow, knowing this, do you still desire peace?
I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught and every truth must be unearthed. As the so called proclaimer of truth. But in the end you lack the stomach, for the shame you'll bring upon yourself.

[viscid drift]

I’ve seen too much, know too much

[gleaming delta]

"Do you want to explode?"

[viscid drift]

After seeing the dung water at Spyro’s subway yes, yes I do

[viscid drift]

Even worse than the notorious cheese grater

[livid zenith]

DS2 lore > Elden ring. But i'm not sure why it just jumps straight to Vinheim right in the last sentence lol.

[gleaming delta]

repost

[vivid oar]

90% of the stuff here is reposts

[gleaming delta]

Fort,
Night!

[brazen copper]

My friend runs a build with both of these tears in pvp. Basically she hides with mimic veil and once invaders come near her she downs the flask and blows herself and the others up. It's hilarious af ☠️

[vivid oar]

Just got that sword, completely missed it in my first run. Really wish I hadn't started by NG+ before the smithing stone bell bearing update

[vivid oar]

I'm gonna try that. I'll use taunter's tongue at the top of the elevator leading to Rennala and when the invaders are riding up I'm gonna drink it and jump down

[lusty cedar]

Become unstoppable!

[subtle pine]

What should I do for my next build, Int/Dex, Fai/Str, or full arcane?

[fallen igloo]

Strength faith, just look at this strength/faith user's absolutely impeccable stature

[subtle pine]

I've been convinced

[amber ruin]

Thought I was about to get jumpscared

[gleaming delta]

me properly enjoying Elden Ring

[indigo briar]

Spoilers you fight spyro at the end of dungeaters questline

[winter bone]

You find an original meme once a week here

[gleaming delta]

I ended ds2 yesterday and I loved when when aldia speaked to me

[obsidian beacon]

||Got that ranussy||

[gleaming delta]

Nice

[cosmic sage]

Dall-e seems to only know of ornstein.

[shut shore]

Ornstein and Ornstein in fortnite

[earnest stone]

Fatphobic dall-e 😨

[spiral ibex]

Oddly uncanny valley

[full phoenix]

He seems to cool there

[drifting heron]

What does this mean

Malenia is my mom?

[gleaming delta]

Rot mommy

[spare torrent]

couldn't dismount and dodge?

[gleaming delta]

💀💀💀

The panic chugging. That takes it from tragedy to comedy.

[dreamy falcon]

We are about to die and you are going with us.

[gleaming delta]

Slow, pitched down All Star begins playing in the background

[gleaming delta]

Where's the vigor?

[gleaming delta]

I don't know, I find it like that.

[full phoenix]

Flawless victory

[pale path]

This was literally my first playthrough, I just used Starscourge greatsword and that uhhh lionsworn or something greatsword from the bottom of the map, sometimes used wolves but not often

[weak knoll]

I make Elden ring edits here are a few

[gleaming delta]

Radagon has ascended to HavelMom

[tribal owl]

epic music

[vivid oar]

His voice is amazing, it alone makes his songs my favorite

[prime badger]

My favorite part of his songs is when he says: "..."

[vivid oar]

That's a good part, but I personally prefer the chorus of "..." (it's cool how he does his own chorus part of the songs unlike other people)

[gleaming delta]

Yeah he was like featured in draconic tree sentinels single greater will's plan

[sonic eagle]

carrot

[twin sequoia]

somebody send hey godfrey

[gleaming delta]

Hey Godfrey

[twin sequoia]

the video

[gleaming delta]

Idk wat u want from me

[spare latch]

hey godfrey

[twin sequoia]

hey godfrey, have you seen candice, then it gets interrupted by godfrey saying "your mother hung herself" and then he roars

[spare latch]

i only have this

[gleaming delta]

Nah bro sorry I can’t help you, I only have memes that’re funny

Yes

[twin sequoia]

found it 🦷 🦗

[scenic mauve]

I love that vid

[spare latch]

thanks

[mint ivy]

Second one is great

[ember ravine]

lost is a damn good song, great job on the edits

[weak knoll]

Thanks

[gleaming delta]

Now please, leave.

[half blade]

😂😂😂

[mint ivy]

H

[gleaming delta]

E

[mint ivy]

L

[weak moon]

L

[thorn frost]

O

[magic tendon]

W

[simple mirage]

A

[gleaming delta]

N

[fluid cipher]

K

[quartz prism]

E

[mint ivy]

R

[weak knoll]

S

[idle dagger]

!

[gleaming delta]

Oh ok :(

[loud pilot]

My beloved

[viscid drift]

Why are you frowning?

[gleaming delta]

Because yes

[wanton kayak]

i just think they're neat

[jagged gyro]

radagon based

Judeau based
holy based

[wanton kayak]

pff-

friend convinced me to read berserk

[stone patio]

oh

[slim hare]

\o/

[inland siren]

When Monster Hunter did it first

[gleaming delta]

\[T]/

[twin sequoia]

🪗

[slim hare]

praise the sun my brother

[gleaming delta]

How grossly incandescent.

[vivid oar]

Baby Magma Wyrm

[swift loom]

Aw that's cute

[gleaming delta]

According to the lore, baby magma wyrms are just people who like dragon incantations a little too much

[vivid oar]

So they're just PvP faith build users

[gleaming delta]

Essentially

[swift loom]

While that is true
This image may still work if you fed a newborn a lot of dragon hearts

[scenic mauve]

What kind of creature is that?

[molten nacelle]

Wyrm

[scenic mauve]

He fat

[molten nacelle]

Probably just ate

[rich cape]

Run

[sonic eagle]

balls

[dim portal]

I want one

[wise jacinth]

True

[vivid oar]

If I remember correctly, it's a baby Arizona Horned Toad (even though it's more of a lizard than an toad). During a certain time of year (maybe spring?) these little guys could be found sometimes in the grass where I used to live.

[rich cape]

Killed

[scenic mauve]

oooh ok, they're so cute like a baby dinosaur

[wintry ferry]

can someone help me with godrick

[gleaming delta]

F

[scenic mauve]

Summoning Nepheli helps

[tired hinge]

@crude quest wuts ur cats name

[tropic fulcrum]

Elden ring should have bicycles

[brazen copper]

And nukes

[vivid oar]

And turtles

[twin sequoia]

add latvia

[fringe wind]

which elden ring boss fits each mgr boss theme best?

idk why but collective consciousness fits godrick's fight

[brazen copper]

Insert horah loux being Armstrong joke

[fringe wind]

lol

i actually like putting it has to be this way over morgott and godfrey legit, like not for the horah loux meme it just fits the theming of the fights

the question is: who is red sun?

[minor osprey]

the only thing i know for real for malenia probs
i mean the only thing she has going for her is to fight for miquella but we all know how he got abducted and all that jazz

[fringe wind]

maliketh is defo stains of time

[minor osprey]

absolutely

[fringe wind]

actually maybe collective consciousness is more rykard than godrick

[minor osprey]

oh man how did i not think of that especially when he goes all
TOGETHAAA

[fringe wind]

the two options for red sun rn are radahn and godrick then, neither fits SUPER well but im more inclined for radahn

[minor osprey]

which song do you think would go for mohg?
i was actually thinking red sun too since much like sundowner he has a crazy plot that’ll greatly affect the world, the phrase red sun over paradise iirc is also a reference to a bloodstained battlefield and if mohg has his way, the world would be all bloody, and on top of it he’s giddy about it all too like sundowner
but i don’t know if nihil can even come close to being hecking invincible

[sharp portal]

why does rykard have such a goofy snake voice

[minor osprey]

i have no clue but damn do i love it

[fringe wind]

yeah it fits mohg a good bit

[sharp portal]

now we can meme the gods togethaa

[fringe wind]

togethaaaaa we will devouaaaaa the very goaghaaaa

[fringe wind]

fallout new vegas reference

[misty hemlock]

Fallout new Vegas reference

[scenic mauve]

A town where people play the lottery :)

[fringe wind]

the rewards are life changing

[obtuse shoal]

Yeeeeaaah who won the lottery? I did!

[fringe wind]

the amount of times i have #allowed him to live peacefully# is innumerable

[obtuse shoal]

I gave up giving the radscorpions the satisfaction. It is mine now.

[scenic mauve]

I killed him the first time cuz I thought he had lottery money

[river rune]

what's the music here (on the last one)

[weak knoll]

Which video

[river rune]

now I noticed it's a whole post

[weak knoll]

Yeah

[river rune]

the 3rd

[weak knoll]

Run boy run- Woodkid

[river rune]

ah, I could tell it sounded like Woodkid, even though I've heard only 1 song (from AC Revelations lol)

[gleaming delta]

What is this channel

Lmao wtf

[hidden bolt]

Bro, I’ve been looking for these two clips for HOURS and as soon as I scroll up a little I find them, thank you ❤️

[steady totem]

Didn't have to call me out like this💀

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal is online. Hide your funny memes

[gleaming delta]

ok

[opal plaza]

When you turn up to PvP with a bleed cheese build

[lyric drum]

Did you just get my boy Mohg in there?

[tidal kestrel]

Nobody:

The enemies half the time when I go into a Hero Grave or Catacombs.

[vivid oar]

Baby Magma Wyrm repost

[fringe wind]

dagothwave is the best song to play elden ring to, or any game for that matter, a masterpiece

[pearl stump]

Dagoth-Ur comes into my mind whenever I see Goldmask

[fringe wind]

YES doing the age of order as my first special ending and that's exactly why i thought of dagoth

[full phoenix]

Cute lil mfer

[gleaming delta]

Baby Magma Wyrm repost

Baby Magma Wyrm repost repost

[hidden bolt]

Baby Magma Wyrm repost repost repost

[mild sinew]

Baby Magma Wyrm repost repost repost repost

[gleaming delta]

Baby Magma Wyrm repost repost repost repost repost

No fun allowed

[steel pewter]

Saul Goodman repost repost repost repost repost repost

[stone patio]

Baby magma wyrm repost repost repost repost repost repost repost

[proper breach]

Baby Magma Wyrm repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost

[stone patio]

👍 👍 👍

[drowsy cave]

What do you guys think is the biggest chungus that can run Elden Ring? I have an Ubuntu based 8 gig intel i7 laptop think I can run ER on it?

[tidal kestrel]

Me: Goes to sleep next on a piece of building in the sky, next to a tornado

The game: Welcome to the eye of the storm

Also the game:

[vivid oar]

I'm glad to see that the baby Magma Wrym is growing and exploring the world/Discord

Baby Magma Wyrm repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost

[sharp portal]

i love this lizard so much

[last roost]

Cute creature

[proper breach]

silly creature

[eternal bluff]

Lowly Creature

[proper breach]

unsightly beast

[devout helm]

A lonely white woman when she buys a horse

[vivid oar]

I think I have one or two more pictures of the lil' guy somewhere, I'll add them here if/when I find them

[viscid drift]

Good advice, I make sure to follow it daily for good vibes and a healthy life

[muted tartan]

Can I eat it

[tired hinge]

I wanna eat it i called dibs

[muted tartan]

Fight me nob

[tired hinge]

No i have 7 vigor 99 strength

[muted tartan]

Breh

[tired hinge]

I bangeded ur mom

[olive cairn]

i NIHILed yours.

[tired hinge]

And ur dad

[cloud monolith]

Nice drawing : )

[gleaming delta]

Ran into an afk farmer and here I am, they eventually messaged me to kill them, it was sad

[gleaming delta]

thanks. its the upper limit on my artistic skills

[plucky nimbus]

Aye yooo

🤙🏿

[prime badger]

Dumb bot

[gleaming delta]

What

[iron storm]

wantedf to send gif

[gleaming delta]

"The flow of time itself is convoluted here..."

[pine pulsar]

Anyone else talks to torrent when fighting a big enemy

[idle dagger]

Dog

[tired hinge]

I always like how people draw white mask.

But the rya version of this is simply better

[true quail]

It's objectively worse Melina's text is completely desynced. You have no musical talent

White boy can't keep the beat!!!

[gleaming delta]

Based mohg

[neat fable]

Do you think this man would eat noodles 🤔 🤔 🤔

[stone patio]

yeah?

[vivid oar]

Feel like it would be more accurate if Melina and Ranni's parts in the songs were switched since Melina is the one who's always like, "I don't know my purpose," when you first meet her while Ranni is never really sad about anything, her dog dude and giant babysitter got slaughtered eventually and she doesn't seem to care

[tired hinge]

I didnt make it

[neat fable]

Who do you think would eat noodles?🤔 🤔 🤔

[zenith axle]

It's mohgin time

[mint ivy]

Secret final boss

[tired hinge]

Fear

[cloud stratus]

nice turtle

[strange reef]

Poor little thing

[stone patio]

she's trying her best

[last roost]

Where monster hunter

[wanton kayak]

haven't played it, might add it in a part 2

[last roost]

MHWI fatalis unironically > every fight in elden ring

[wanton kayak]

honestly, why hasn't there been a freakin' zoom out option in any souls game yet

like i know the point is to have a sense of scale but it hurts the gameplay experience when the boss takes up 90% of the screen

Radahn is not very fun to melee from what i've heard

[snow acorn]

Doesn't bother me

It's only hard when you have locked on to them

[wanton kayak]

does it really make that much of a difference-

you're still fighting a pretty lorge lad up close and personal

Astel i can forgive, cuz the main focus is on his head

and you already fight Rykard at a distance (unless you're doing a challenge run and don't wanna use the serpent hunter)

[raven mural]

Same, honestly

[jagged gyro]

yeah i wish you could increase your fov
like during Rykard's 2nd phase the game increases your fov and its so good

[wanton kayak]

yeye

[severe walrus]

Radahn sad

[analog saffron]

I needed to get to level 713, get max bleed build, and spend 5 hours in the first phase to get to this

[severe walrus]

Soldier of god

[analog saffron]

Rick.

[chrome snow]

damn

[analog saffron]

I didn’t last a millisecond.

That’s a once in a lifetime glimpse, I’m surprised I got that screenshot.

[stone patio]

new research shows that this image is the last thing the human brain sees before death, could this be god himself?

[gleaming delta]

Me: -enters a cave in Concecrated Snowfield-
Astel: -exists within cave-
Me:

[manic bough]

LoL ROFL XD so funny!!!

[rich badge]

I don't understand

[tired hinge]

Haha

[distant root]

It works

[gleaming delta]

I was watching Rick and Morty today, found that these share the same sfx

[scenic mauve]

Pov you're a discord kitten 😳

[true quail]

my beloved 😦

[cobalt flicker]

Not as advertised

[cosmic sage]

[obsidian lintel]

Fellas would you?

[cosmic sage]

No.

[obsidian lintel]

Flying dragon agheel in Rick and morty?!?

[obsidian lintel]

Ur missing out man

[cobalt flicker]

There’s worse tbh

[obsidian lintel]

Stop the funny long faces Ik damn well yall would

[gleaming delta]

What's the ice for

[obsidian lintel]

Stimulate the feelings I guess(carian woman)

[gleaming delta]

I and I thought the Lore channel was down bad lmao

[cosmic sage]

Hohoho… no.

[obsidian lintel]

The whole server is down astronomically like every 10 min on the main discussion they start horknee texting about feet(iam one of them)

[scenic mauve]

absolute maidenless behavior

[gleaming delta]

Comedy Necrophilia type of humor

[scenic mauve]

Now that's a future worth fighting for

[raven mural]

Wtf

[void mural]

@deft olive @hazy fiber

[vivid oar]

Rya

[tribal owl]

no please

[gleaming delta]

Down bad

[wintry harness]

[vivid oar]

That's one fat turtle

[raven mural]

Sipping the tears of Nepheli

[gleaming delta]

🐸

[obsidian forge]

godricks whole lore is that he sucks

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[obsidian forge]

tbh it is true, litteraly everyone dislikes this dude

[midnight plaza]

would someone awesome shove other people inside themselves?

[obsidian forge]

is he awesome though?

[fair latch]

Aaaaaahhhhh

[unkempt tiger]

Ah
Nightmare

[obsidian forge]

did you know that the lobster spit is actually projectile Poop?

[tulip forge]

Yummy

[fluid cipher]

He’s the literal runt of the group and needs to tarnish the idea of grafting in order to even seem powerful enough to be a shard bearer

[forest oak]

If i ever see this mf Bowman again in a fromsoft game I'm gonna get on my knees and cry

[gleaming delta]

What dose this mean

[idle dagger]

poop

[gleaming delta]

Why spyro tho

[gleaming delta]

Why not?

[gleaming delta]

Understandable

[sacred crag]

damn

[analog saffron]

only 1 mod online post naked morgott

[plush mountain]

have you seen any DARRIWILLS nearby?

[vivid oar]

The Blaidd quest we should've gotten

[lusty cedar]

That's actually crazy

[tribal owl]

drip

[fluid cipher]

If he painted his face blue, that would’ve been perfect, but that cosplay is still very badass….
I want those swords

[viscid drift]

You don’t want to know

[gleaming delta]

So there’s lore to the spyro?

[viscid drift]

There is a reason, you are blessed to have not seen it

[gleaming delta]

Seen what

[viscid drift]

Spyro’s subway

It’s traumatizing

[obtuse delta]

understandable

[scenic harbor]

born to be in fan-art, forced to go to elden-fun✊🏿 🦅

[obtuse delta]

revolt

[haughty knoll]

✊🏿🦅

[ocean island]

You can join the 5 other revolutions against me, @viscid drift knows all about them

[scenic harbor]

the radahn will NOT be televised @haughty knoll @obtuse delta

🦅 ✊🏿

[obtuse delta]

what da helllllll ouuu, nanananaaa woahoahayiayiayiyayay

[scenic harbor]

🦍

[vivid oar]

Bruh this fits way too well. ER 100% stole SMW's map layout

[coral harness]

should I fight radahhan or morgott first

[outer cargo]

ur personal problems

[cosmic sage]

What.

[coral harness]

@outer cargo thanks

[south holly]

🤨

[strange reef]

Chad

[scenic mauve]

he has a friend 🙂

[gleaming delta]

Gotta go FAST!

[livid zenith]

Weakest strength build

[ocean island]

Yes you running at mach 10 and punching for 112,000 damage perfectly 1hitting EB with no buffs was 100% legit

[cosmic sage]

Precisely

[ocean island]

no mad "cuz" you cheat and post about it in the official server 🤔

removes his PC role

[slender island]

its always so funny when people get caught cheating and try to explain "no no, you're just mad because im better than you" ☠️

[dull slate]

Bro was simply built different

Y'all hatin like crazy fr fr ong

[sour lotus]

Elden Surfers but the cop's a black knight bow user

[slender island]

gideon is a bad human tbh

[viscid drift]

I know nothing of the sort, whatever are you speaking of

oh my god Sempiternal look at this, absolutely dreadful

[dull slate]

Bro snitchin

[thorn rune]

Wheres the little horse 😢

[slender island]

dead

[olive cairn]

oh god an albanauric!

[weak knoll]

Which character is this and how do I get his armour

[olive cairn]

frog jumpscare

[thorn rune]

Kill them and you get the armor the stats are mid but it looks dope

[weak knoll]

But he’s not there cuz my roundtable has burned

[thorn rune]

Oof than you can’t get the armor set unless you start a new journey or new character

[weak knoll]

Damn

[undone elm]

Why does NG3 Radagon take like no damage 💀

[slender island]

the good ending

[mint ivy]

Elden Beast easier trust

[slender island]

your build sucks

[undone elm]

Ik he's easier, I've always found him easier

[thorn rune]

I’ve just used a strength build and i killed Radagon super easily

[undone elm]

I figured it was that but I'm not bothered respecing

[slender island]

what are you even using

[thorn rune]

Only killed me 1 time and it took me around 5/6 mins in total to kill him

[undone elm]

I can't remember my stats but it's a bleed build of sorts which is good against pretty much everything bar Radagon and Beast

[thorn rune]

Bleed isn’t good in PVP because it’s easily countered nowadays so i use madness

[dreamy prairie]

Double vyke spear be like

[thorn rune]

Literally kill a person in a few seconds

[mint ivy]

Bro is talking about PvP💀

[thorn rune]

And its not just Actual player pvp it can be used for Human NPC encounters

[haughty knoll]

✊🏿🦅

[spare torrent]

does death blight work on npcs too?

I know it works on dung eater

[olive cairn]

Nope

[spare torrent]

ah but it works on npc invaders

that's why it works on dung eater when he's invading

[hollow snow]

Bro, radagon is immune to bleed

but weak to fire

[undone elm]

Aight, funny sword time

[obsidian lintel]

😼

[hushed crest]

i drank coolant

[gleaming delta]

What if we got an azur and lusat duo boss fight in a dlc

We would die to toxic mage spam

[golden warren]

We would die to spam

[gleaming delta]

We would die

[hollow snow]

we would

[gleaming delta]

I said it first

[lethal peak]

Dual occult crushers, both with royal knight's resolve, claw talisman, sword ritual, green turtle, and some holy resist talisman.

Spam jump attacks with the powerstance move, Enjoy.

I deal up to 5k-6k dmg on him. Though i also use golden vow before entering the boss.

[lethal peak]

I only hope they make the DLC as stupidly hard as possible, like not unfairly hard, but very complicated. Kinda like DS3's DLC. Not seemingly impossible, but very hard

[hollow snow]

why occult

[lethal peak]

You're right. Heavy should go better, although it depends on your stats. In my case, being maxxed out, occult has an insane damage increase on the crushers, making it reach 1k AR, but then again, not everyone is maxxed, so you give the affinity depending on your prioritised stat, which mostly would be heavy

This is for example what damage they do for me, being occult

[hollow snow]

iirc heavy removes scaling but add alot of damage ?

since radagon is weak to fire, pyro might be good tho, or the other fire knife enchant

[lethal peak]

Also FYI, Royal Knight's Resolve should buff any weapon you have it slapped on to, by 80%

[hollow snow]

isnt rkg 60%

[lethal peak]

That too. I use crushers because it's just about 5, 6 jump attacks and he's gone, maybe because he's pretty much made of stone as well?

[hollow snow]

oof oh sh**t, didnt see the +735, since you have one in each hand, its no use but that is busted

[lethal peak]

yeah, it vigor checks most invaders with a non charged heavy attack

[hollow snow]

over 1k AR ?

[lethal peak]

That is, if you have royal knight resolve active. If not, it will most certainly be almost below 1k

Op weapon, but very hard to land hits against invaders. It works wonders if your host or summon is distracting them, and you sneak behind them with a charged attack

[idle dagger]

Elden thing

[bronze tree]

we

[stone patio]

oh dear

[swift rain]

TRES

DUO

[bronze tree]

SUS

[gleaming delta]

😳337+735 GadDAYUM

[swift rain]

UNUS

[scenic harbor]

✊🏿 🦅

[true quail]

The ranni ending is probably the least realistic out of all the endings because it implies a woman would want to marry the player

[scenic harbor]

how is the avatar getting more play than the one actually playing the game

[true quail]

Not to mention anyone attracted to Ranni very clearly isn’t even getting their basic social needs met. She says like 4 things to you all game and they’re all basically just giving you tasks. Where is her personality? Where are her hobbies? Where is any interest in or care for YOU whatsoever?

“Ugh I want to marry the woman who very clearly thinks of me as nothing more than a tool”

Seek therapy

[scenic harbor]

yet i still did that ending 2 times😹 👎🏿

[gleaming delta]

Being s*xually attracted to made up characters in a video game is as down bad as you can get

[mint ivy]

NIHIL

[rare fulcrum]

It's not that deep bro

[true quail]

You’re right for most people these social things come naturally, but I understand you need things explained for you sometimes

[scenic harbor]

im cut from a diff cloth tho. i still got a girl irl, but ranni my side-b🦅 ✊🏿 if my girl can gawk over fire-emblem characters, then i can do this

[gleaming delta]

😐sure buddy

[true quail]

Somebody pinged me but said a naughty word. Take a breather and then come back and post

[gleaming delta]

There is only one ending good enough for the player...

clears throat

May chaos take the world!

[true quail]

It's the canon ending for a reason

[gleaming delta]

Honestly I hope the DLC will have a section on the moon so we can fight Ranni

[scenic harbor]

🍆 🚴🏿‍♂️

[gleaming delta]

Nah bro you down horrendus

[scenic harbor]

ay listen here, ive been a known fiend since birth. when i watched dat roger rabbit movie as a kid🙏🏿 when i first saw space jam wit dat bunny🦍 this just second nature for me

[gleaming delta]

Yeah bro, but 2D doesn't beat actual box

[scenic harbor]

mf im not a nerd💀 i still got a girl but id much rather have the ending where my character gets some play

[gleaming delta]

Debatable

[vapid dagger]

🗿

[grand otter]

Caelid bird

[gleaming delta]

Ultimate nerd neck

[vivid oar]

Jar, obviously. The liquid is the flesh of those he puts inside of him

[true quail]

How is nepheli loux latina when hoarah loux is white

His ass is NOT the father

[vivid oar]

There's something called a "mother" that gives half of the genes

[true quail]

False, there are no women in the lands between

[gleaming delta]

maybe the mom is latina and she got her mom’s genes

[true quail]

Refer to above reply

[vivid oar]

Melina, Ranni, Nepheli, Tanith, Fia, [spirit upgrading girl], [blind daughter girl], Malenia

you having no maidens doesn't mean they don't exist

[gleaming delta]

refer to deex nuts

[true quail]

Those aren't wome-- nvm I'll just let you find out yourself...

[gleaming delta]

nah explain bruh

[pseudo venture]

The mother?!?

[pseudo venture]

Probably dead or sumthing

[true quail]

I'm not buying anything you guys say for a second I want a paternity test

[magic tendon]

what if godfrey is albino but his real skin color is brown

[gleaming delta]

What if she's adopted

[hard vapor]

Is she even his daughter? Why were they never mentioned together and why is godfrey so freaking big compared to her!?

[pseudo venture]

Idk

[stone patio]

what does the family tree look like

[keen zinc]

it looks like a roundabout

[pseudo venture]

Dam

[scenic harbor]

fym bruh i thought she was a black queen😭

[true quail]

She's afro-latina

[scenic harbor]

welcome, to the birthplace, of our blacktop-ball skills!

[hollow snow]

dont

[scenic harbor]

the jar. there are multiple commercials where his insides are spilling as well as multiple where he's empty. how would he be alive if he was the liquid?

[analog saffron]

Chad Radahn vs Chad Lorian

[hollow snow]

lorian sucks

Nameless King is a better contender for Radahn ( gameplay wise at least [and forgetting the NK camera])

[analog saffron]

I’m talking lorewise

3 mods are online

[vivid oar]

This should be categorized as NSFW

[scenic harbor]

how does bro pee

[analog saffron]

Is morgott just too sexy that he is considered nsfw?

[vivid oar]

1. Morgott isn't sexy, it's NSFW 'cause he is naked

2. Great video, I like how Ofnir is just randomly there

[analog saffron]

Just sit back and zoom in on his toes.

[flint peak]

Well trolls are naked too and they have a similar body yet aren’t considered nsfw

[analog saffron]

people have posted phase 2 malenia and haven’t been considered nsfw

[broken sparrow]

no nipples so its fine 😊

[vivid oar]

Good point, we need to also categorize trolls/giants as NSFW too

[cosmic sage]

H’wat

[analog saffron]

Twa’h*

[gleaming delta]

Never understood people that clown others for using summons

[outer cargo]

complete nerds

[loud pilot]

I posted radagons a$$ two times and got away with it

[inland siren]

They mad because people have fun playing with summons

[harsh ocean]

Imagine gatekeeping a piece of entertainment like it actually matters

[sharp portal]

I don’t like how easy it is to summon compared to the other games like in elden ring playing the game normally feels like you’re handicapping yourself

That’s not really much better

[harsh ocean]

The only wrong way to play a video game is to not play it.

[dull slate]

Ah another souls elitist who doesn't like people who make things easier for themselves

[sharp portal]

I just wish I could actually feel like I’m overcoming a challenge but also not have a self imposed limitation on myself

[dull slate]

Another souls elitist in the making

[true quail]

"I just don't respect people" gonna have to stop you right there.

[hybrid leaf]

We talking spirit or multiplayer?

[sharp portal]

Both

[true quail]

...because people should respect eachother out of common human decency? Go to therapy

[harsh ocean]

It’s a video game. The value is of entertainment and art. “Accomplishing” a video game is like “accomplishing” a book series or film.

While it may be of some value to you it has no tangible usefulness. The idea that someone can “enjoy something wrong” is absolutely laughable

[true quail]

Like Jesus Christ reevaluate your priorities and think about what you're saying

And where you're saying it. Post memes

[terse helm]

is that an accord

[dull slate]

Its a souls elitist in the making, those people don't think and just say the goofiest statements they can think of

[sharp portal]

I liked summoning in dungeons and stuff since it made going through them more fun but like a lot of the times in the main game the idea that I didn’t have to deal with anything hard took away some enjoyment for me

[hybrid leaf]

Bruh it's a mechanic- messing around is fun

[terse helm]

my lungs are inexistent help me lmao

[scenic verge]

Hey guys I’m trying to get to 50 followers on twitch and I’m at 37 you wanna help me out I have clips posted so you can see my elden gameplay everytime I stream I help out

[sharp portal]

He doesn’t need to respect anyone and I’d be lying if elden ring hasn’t worn down my faith in humanity a bit

I’m like only half with him on this

Like you don’t need to respect anyone but it’s kinda whatever if other people fight stuff with other people

[rapid bison]

Nah

[true quail]

You don't need to obey the law but you should you don't need to respect everyone but you should

Is this preschool?

Are you toddlers?

[dull slate]

Yes, every souls elitist is a toddler, they dont know any better

[sharp portal]

This isn’t the law this is a Wendy’s

[gleaming delta]

Quite edgy, did you get hugged enough as a kid?

[harsh ocean]

The idea that any respect is lost or gained by how someone plays a video game is of extremely limited value. The activities of others do not effect your own experience. Grow up.

[terse helm]

i thought we were at an applebees

[true quail]

Tea idk why I'm trying to teach people to be kind to eachother in an elden ring memes channel. This is a den of reprobation

[dull slate]

"I'm not tryna fight" then why are you still fueling the flames lol

[sharp portal]

calling people elitists and toddlers and stuff is uncalled for

[gleaming delta]

Stfu and send memes fr fr

[dull slate]

Bro lyin right now

[true quail]

Amen before I ping semp

[harsh ocean]

I find this conversation hilarious. It’s like arguing over the right glass to drink water frim

[sharp portal]

Bruh moment

[true quail]

@ocean island Don't like this one

[harsh ocean]

The fact that you have an opinion is what makes it funny.

[sharp portal]

I mean what’s more respectable, fighting a boss with your buddies or fighting a boss with the ladle from ds2 modded into elden ring all on your own also you’re at level 1 and ate like 20 sleeping pills

[harsh ocean]

Neither?

[terse helm]

LMAO

[sharp portal]

Correct

[dull slate]

Cope