elden-fun

[true quail]

still farming the tiny shield from the man-serpent swordsmen 😔

[lunar patrol]

more like sens fortress amirite

[lapis coyote]

@final salmon

[final salmon]

AW

[vast helm]

the dung eater and the bed pooper

[opaque marsh]

this channel has been reduced to reposts 😭

[opaque marsh]

😭😭😭

[full phoenix]

Welcome to any meme channel ever

Ohhhh the misery

[weary trellis]

this is definitely the most channel ever

[grand summit]

This is the server of all time

[minor mango]

I am proud of the followers of Chadahn, we must continue to spread the word of our lord

[minor mango]

who is the creator of this masterpiece, the church must honour them

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, and his beloved horse Leonard

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[vivid oar]

You're telling me Fortrissax had a remembrance??? I missed a remembrance in my first playthrough???

[remote locust]

also an achievement

[vivid oar]

Was Fortrissax the only dragon who had a remembrance? 'Cause I think I missed two achievement bosses

[remote locust]

no

[vivid oar]

It hurts. Who is the other remembrance dragon?

[remote locust]

placidusax

[vivid oar]

Where are they? Trying to figure out if I missed both

[remote locust]

crumbling faram azula, inside the tornado after a cutscene that turns back time lol. i think you'd know if you fought them

[vivid oar]

So there were two remembrances in the turn back time sequence? That sucks, I missed two whole freaking remembrances in my first playthrough

[remote locust]

no. fortissax is part of Fia's quest

[vivid oar]

Oh, I killed her before the dream sequence thing so I missed that too. Blind playthroughs are both a blessing and a curse

[plucky fjord]

Radahnposting

[minor mango]

The church of Chadahn hereby declares this video sacred, I seek the name of is creator so I can thank him on behalf of the church for creating such a masterpiece.

[wise warren]

That’s had to have realized what they were doing

Someone really said “yeah, that looks good”

[humble parrot]

Had to capitalise on the trending meme format

[ocean island]

@minor mango This was the original creation of the radahn edit

[minor mango]

I thank thee, O Sempiternal

[inland snow]

You can't escape him

And now his horse has come

[minor mango]

i have one cropped the same size as chadahn

[blazing quest]

is upper left supposed to be maliketh?😹

[minor mango]

prolly gideon

[blazing quest]

ahhh

[gleaming delta]

Yep its gideon

[north python]

whos bottom left

[minor mango]

soldier of godrick

[north python]

🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵

[gleaming delta]

radaghon, apparently it counts p1 and p2 as different bosses

[solemn quail]

Da

[solemn quail]

Nice

[echo ginkgo]

Dog

[swift hearth]

Don't expect dog
But dog!

[plush night]

dog dead

[swift hearth]

[gleaming delta]

Vyke dancing on my Tarnished ass while I platform in the Frenzied Flame Proscription

[weary trellis]

who is remembrance

[cosmic sage]

Oh you got that from me lmao.

[sonic eagle]

morbius

[tired pasture]

morbhead

[alpine lintel]

i stole it like i stole miquella

[cosmic sage]

[alpine lintel]

when i see miquella i go mode

[cosmic sage]

No morbius at the end? Good.

[misty depot]

what do you mean, don't you realize they are chanting MOORBIUS, MOOORBIUS

[fossil hinge]

Red wolf of Tarnished

[plush night]

good dawg

[fossil hinge]

💀👍

[misty depot]

what's up, furthermore, dog

[viscid drift]

Furthermore

[weary hatch]

awesome

[raven mural]

"Empyrean b*ssy has got me acting rather unwise"

[pale path]

Can you dm me the original version without chadahn?

[brazen copper]

🗣️ GOATfrey solos Elden-verse

[vivid oar]

Why is remembrance

[inland snow]

Nope the mighty chadahn would solo it 💪

[vivid oar]

Ironically the person who made this is against Chadahn and made it so that he could use the "You are coping" video and not get caught by mods who said it wasn't ER related

[outer cargo]

redditsave 💀

[swift hearth]

Ok

[gleaming delta]

Credit to whoever sent this before a while ago

[vivid oar]

Did you do this edit? That's really good! I'm thinking of doing a Chadahn edit for this video that isn't as blocky as the current one, something more like how you put the Goldmask on the face the whole time. Mine probably would be as good as yours though since you seem to also have layering (like the mask goes behind the arms but in front of the face and body)

[gleaming delta]

I bought it today

[swift hearth]

I stole it from some guy who stole it from reddit

[vivid oar]

... oh

[gleaming delta]

Every souls game is the best

[minor mango]

Then we steal the meme and make it another part of our spam

[vivid oar]

I'm gonna use the original meme to put a Chadahn head onto the Chad myself so that it isn't just a png that pops up randomly and doesn't fit the body (Know how one guy invented the telephone and then another guy refined the idea? I'm the refiner)

[minor mango]

That's a wonderful idea friend, when you are ready the church of Chadahn will update the holy records

(Our hardrives so we can spam it)

[viscid drift]

Me when radagon or Rykard

[barren osprey]

I am offend

[deep thunder]

i am glad

[stray marlin]

no longer maidenless

[inland snow]

Who is he though i'm pretty sure that the members of the chadahn church can sway him to their side

[vivid oar]

Not gonna happen. It's Server's Favorite Preceptor

[thin compass]

👏 that drip is fire

[stray marlin]

thanks 😸

[tall mauve]

woah what is that armor? it looks absolutely amazing

[obtuse shoal]

Sanguine noble set

[stray marlin]

it’s called the sanguine noble robe you have to kill a invader near the mohg palace teleporter

[weary hatch]

bro is there any rotussy here?

[weary hatch]

pog ending # 1

pog ending # 2

pog ending # 3 all of these are made by me

[outer cargo]

didn't

[obtuse shoal]

^

[mild sinew]

Bro pulling out screen shots from his as

[wild vale]

Is it possible to learn that power?

[pulsar radish]

Well thats not fun

[true quail]

careful this doesn't have elden ring related text you might get deleted

Backup created in case you get semp'd

[inland siren]

Best dog

[meager stirrup]

We need to protect him

[outer cargo]

Her arm and legs were gone before the fight 😭

[gleaming delta]

Don't be so foolish

[idle prawn]

got the platinum rn by the way

[mild sinew]

Poopy hands

[vivid oar]

Ashen remains in which spirits yet dwell.
Use to summon the spirits of three little living jars.
Summoning consumes HP rather than FP.

These reckless spirits sacrifice themselves to vanquish their summoner's foes, and explode upon death.
Though their bravery is admirable, their explosions can harm friend as well as foe, and they will also immediately explode on contact with fire.

"Tell the others—tell them how brightly a fire jar burns."

[opaque marsh]

There shouls be a mod for other older Dark Souls games that ports elden ring controls to them

[tulip oxide]

anyone have that chad flame of frenzy image / gif

[vivid oar]

Cringe Maldenia vs Based Rick

[granite perch]

I agree with this statement

[slate pumice]

yess 💍

[weary hatch]

just took a nice screenshot pls rate it

[sonic eagle]

morbius/10

[weary hatch]

bro i cant change m y bacround the pc immeaditly closes thus stuff

[weary hatch]

its mohgins time (mohgs on you) i guess you are a true mohgchamp

[weary hatch]

follow up to this one

[scenic mauve]

based and Mohg pilled

[quasi stump]

High five!

[weary hatch]

SCREW YOU unmohgs your dynasty

[slender mountain]

yes

[weary hatch]

rotussy?

[quasi stump]

???

[outer cargo]

Radahn lost to a blind amputee

L

[stiff rune]

what have i created

[scenic mauve]

A friend?

[tacit kelp]

Yippe!

[scenic mauve]

Yippee!

[vivid oar]

I thought those were a fictional concept

[frail swallow]

int player 🤢

[buoyant axle]

cannot be serious

[slate pumice]

I want mogh to mogh my ass (I can change him, he'll no longer pursue a child)

[weak timber]

F

You got this tho!

[buoyant axle]

3rd try

[opaque marsh]

I love when a boss is t posing for 30 seconds then you finally decide to heal and they rip you in two

also why is the club in ds2 so good

[indigo ravine]

I like how everyone was so upset about the recent patch that they went out of their way to assure us they aren't done releasing big ones

love fromsoft
they might have made terrible desicions with balancing a lot of the game but its clear they do care abt their community

[frail swallow]

In memory of stonehead (don't worry he isn't dead), I doubt most of you remember him, but he posted some premium memes until a certain mod banned him

[dense vale]

not mine btw

[viscid drift]

Power up the comet azur

That exclusively harms Russia

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[stiff rune]

my only weakness

[gleaming delta]

Pain 💀

[gleaming delta]

This guy was the hardest boss in the game for me. Harder than melenia, and elden lord. Melenia took 20 attempts, Godfrey probably took 200

[fringe trellis]

💀

[sand meadow]

clearly superior

[gleaming delta]

Rip stonehead

[outer cargo]

God I wish that was me 🤤

[rose ether]

when i see this picture one more time

[outer cargo]

I never met alexander where is he

[rose ether]

did u already kill radaghon without talking to alexander?

[tacit thicket]

Somebody pin this, this needs to be pinned

[outer cargo]

yeah

[rose ether]

then his quest is locked now

i mean radahn*

[minor mango]

you mean Chadahn

[tacit thicket]

Unfortunately sempiternal is online. Hide the funny memes

[gleaming delta]

🤡

[sand meadow]

I became british

it kept locking on and off

[vivid oar]

Don't worry, it's not too late for you yet! You can become an American using the AK-47 mod

[sand meadow]

isnt that Russian?
wheres the M16 mod?

[vivid oar]

I don't remember what kind of gun is in the mod

[sand meadow]

I just noticed he set me in fire

[crisp zealot]

unpogged

[trail anchor]

That's sick af

[willow surge]

Don’t think my character likes me wearing the rulers mask

[verbal yew]

I didn’t even know of this boss until ng+2 and I’m a guts build 💀

[cosmic sage]

Oh hey it’s xavier

[scenic mauve]

Hell yeah somebody gets it

[cosmic sage]

Is it edible

[scenic mauve]

yes slurps

[true quail]

Do you believe in God? 🔫

[minor mango]

Chadahn & Leonard

[eternal bluff]

"I have some bad news and a sandwich"

[wise warren]

I sometimes go into the elden ring reviews and just love reading all the comments about the game being unplayable and that the game is too hard

[gleaming delta]

Care to screenshot the reviews? Also Elden Ring in my experience can be the easiest Souls game ever if you, you know, take the fact that its an open world game therefore there will be areas you can grind runes at

[pearl stump]

Never in any of the games have I needed to grind for souls, runes, or blood echoes
I don't see why people do it, takes away part of the fun of being beaten into a steel wall before overcoming it

[full phoenix]

80% of them is bait

[true quail]

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing

[tulip thicket]

Hmm good guitar rif. I recognize it but can't put my finger on it

[true quail]

One - Metallica

I got you king

[tulip thicket]

Yeah, that's it. My thanks

[slate pumice]

The only difficult thing is not being able to marry Malenia

[true quail]

My favorite soundtrack for Caelid, especially the gross swamp, is Jimmy Buffett's "Boat Drinks"

Try it sometime.

[tulip thicket]

Dang, actually a vibe. Relaxing feeling

[true quail]

Makes it feel like Florida

[gleaming delta]

Close the game and opening it again

[gleaming delta]

Baseeed

[wise warren]

I don’t have any in particular, but yeah, it definitely the easiest to level up.

[dry skiff]

What armour is this?

[lapis coyote]

Gloves look like maliketh

[ripe skiff]

Yeah it’s Malikeths

[dry skiff]

Ahh thanks

[gleaming delta]

Yeah, it's good for fashion and such.

All armour is, really. But I just like the look of it more than other armours. The only armour to conflict with it is the Carian Knight armour set

[sudden basalt]

A Brave New World

[dry gyro]

Godskin Duo on steroids

[gleaming delta]

They know eachother weaknesses

Aim for the legs

[sudden basalt]

Yes

[sonic eagle]

balls

[lost nest]

I think Google/Youtube is catching onto me...

[weary hatch]

I hat u

[signal mango]

that ad was meant for miyazaki

[crude quest]

One girl six curses

[tepid quest]

why

[finite moon]

ng+ genocide 😈

[tepid tartan]

i finally killed her after 8 hours

[obsidian lintel]

Domestic violence

[hallow summit]

bro looks this guy from bloodborne

[sand meadow]

I did the thing

[viscid drift]

Not even when you play roblox with your younger sibling can you escape Elden ring

[snow knot]

I just noticed my server name was removed WTF!

[viscid drift]

How any real man games

[snow knot]

How I look everyday

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring lore 👍

[slender mountain]

Exactly

[obsidian lintel]

Bro suplexed fire gaint as if it was nothing 💀

[inland snow]

Wtf?? And it's also true 😂

[knotty star]

roblox

[scenic mauve]

you posted heresy, that is not the silly creature

[scenic mauve]

Chadagon

[slender mountain]

Chadan

[scenic mauve]

they call him Radagon cuz he's a totally rad guy

[vivid oar]

I am aware this is not the silly creature. Instead, it is the silly little creature. There's a difference 🤓

[scenic mauve]

well in that case ok

[finite moon]

Mind reading is a perk of being nobility in lands between

[gleaming delta]

Godskin Apostle is definitely one of many bosses in Elden Ring

[slender mountain]

Best girl in the game

[slender mountain]

Best place in the game

[vivid oar]

Too many sneks for my liking

[slate pumice]

POV: you tried to heal

[elder mauve]

I happen to think the sneks are cute

[viscid drift]

Relatable

[raven mural]

Technically, Ranni caused the mess we're in. That last picture should be Ranni

[lapis coyote]

@final salmon

[outer cargo]

🤓🤚

[final salmon]

Ty ily

[outer cargo]

You are bottom middle

[snow knot]

I am far right

[cosmic sage]

I’m far left.

[lapis coyote]

np

[slender mountain]

ok

[sand meadow]

pringles man

[gleaming delta]

Pin worthy meme

[brazen copper]

trollface emoji

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal isn't online, post your funny memes

[crude stump]

“Keep things Elden Ring related” same photo gets posted every two seconds

[raven mural]

Someone should make a Starscourge Radahn hip hop remix to go with the Chadahn meme

[tacit thicket]

Would

[raven mural]

How does Alexander talk without a mouth?

[uncut parcel]

@alpine lintel Where's the mohgposting at

[raven mural]

But I need to know!

You have hurt me, but worst, you have hurt General Radahn...

[raven mural]

POV: You tried to heal

[knotty star]

?

[obsidian lintel]

In elden ring terms its "flippers took my maidens/Cant have Dung in caelid"

[obsidian lintel]

Damn bro lower the quality my phone cant handle this

[brazen copper]

Sorry man, here you go

[loud pilot]

Is word “Knight” still censored? Because I just met a guy who straight up had the n word in their nickname

[outer cargo]

don't ask questions that have answers you can't handle

[gleaming delta]

You mean as in player names?

[loud pilot]

Yeah

[gleaming delta]

Well, idk, but when I was Silver Horn, the "ho" part was censored

I was known as Silver Rn until I changed

[vivid oar]

Elden Ring on the PS1

[mild sinew]

Bro is this being recorded on a 9th century camera

[acoustic phoenix]

Aaaah... may chaos take the world...
May. Chaos. Take. The World!
🤩 🤟 🔥

[brazen folio]

May chaos take the world! ❤️‍🔥

[gleaming delta]

😳

[outer cargo]

True over 15C is too warm

[tribal owl]

dead chat xd

[vivid oar]

Imagine measuring in C's instead of F's. Very uncultured, C's have never been used in memes while F's are present in memes like "Press F to pay respects"

[minor mango]

but it is the superior measuring system

[vivid oar]

No one is saying "Press C to pay respects," it's, "Press F to pay respects." Clearly the meme letter is superior. I will admit that an E measurement would be the highest ranking though

[minor mango]

Chadahn measurment

[vivid oar]

Dang, you got me there

[minor mango]

how many Chadahns to get women

[vivid oar]

One Chadahn is capable of getting every single maiden, the only reason it's possible (theoretically) for us to get maidens is that Chadahn is so generous that he doesn't hoard all the maidens to himself

[minor mango]

Lord Chadahn would suffice for only the finest maiden in the land

[vivid oar]

And he would only have one maiden until death (in the physical realm) do them part 'cause he's just super loyal and respectable like that

[minor mango]

correct brother. Lord Chadahn may have had all women but he would have chosen only one

also Chadahn memes will always be funny now

[brazen copper]

Better Call Saul Liurnia of the Lakes:

[vivid oar]

I bet Radagon called Saul to help him get out of his marriage with Rennala

[minor mango]

nah radagon just went for some golden milk

[viscid drift]

Look guys, it’s Leonard, radahn’s loyal steed

[minor mango]

Leonard

[viscid drift]

A much more accurate depiction

When you are in an Invasion and another invader comes in to “help”

The number of times I’ve been murdered by fellow invaders after already dealing with a gank squad

[vivid oar]

I'm gonna be honest, in the first invasion I had where I was one of two invaders, I accidentally thought that my fellow invader was the host that I was supposed to kill. I don't know how it happened since there's literally tags above each person's head, but somehow my brain convinced itself that the second invader was the host. I was very confused when I killed the second invader and the invasion didn't end

[viscid drift]

Were they not glowing bright red?

[vivid oar]

Like I said, I don't know how it happened. Maybe I played too much duels before and my brain got hardwired to kill the glowing red person

[viscid drift]

That happens i suppose

I miss the mound makers where you would just attack the nearest living thing

Summoned mound makers could even attack basic enemies in the world

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal is online, hide the funny memes

[acoustic phoenix]

They should have made covenants for Elden Ring and just not punished you for switching sides to keep it open.
They could have made an elden ring version of the mound makers and made it so that you get different rewards based on whether you kill the host or kill the boss. Make it Godwyn themed...

[tacit thicket]

Literally yes, why didn't they make the volcano manor an actual covenant

[acoustic phoenix]

It totally looks like they originally intended for it to be since Recusants are able to hurt Bloody Fingers if they are hunting the same host.

[tacit thicket]

I wonder why they went back on the idea...

[acoustic phoenix]

Probably part of the same decision as removing the other level-up NPCs. Time constraints for release and needing a cohesive product.

Gotta scale back those foolish ambitions for the sake of product unfortunately.

[viscid drift]

Mohg is cultured

[sour lotus]

Just married a doll that disappeared

[gleaming delta]

Simp

[strong hill]

Jump

[acoustic phoenix]

Stole this meme from here but I like to imagine these memes take place in the same scene...

[mint ivy]

💀

[mild sinew]

A homeless family is underneath that

[vivid oar]

Is Miquella actually thousands of years old? 'Cause he was born from Radagon and Marika, which was after Radagon and Rennala, so Miquella should be younger than all of the Carian family (Radahn, Rykard, and Ranni).

[knotty star]

i think the whetstone knife is in there

[acoustic phoenix]

I dunno. How old is Malennia? They're twins.

[scenic mauve]

Hot dog skin?

[dire root]

Yeah

[sour monolith]

I will not play this game again until a dlc comes out

[snow acorn]

Your gonna have to wait a good couple months

[sour monolith]

True

[minor mango]

just wait for the CHadahn DLC

[sour monolith]

Honestly ON GOD

[viscid drift]

Me at the numbering trials (I thought they said Nuremberg trials)

[viscid drift]

That one sound Ultron makes

[vivid oar]

u u u h h 😩

[viscid drift]

[minor mango]

General Chadahn. Scourge of Women

[gleaming delta]

He says hello

[slender island]

KILL IT

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[minor mango]

His horse says hello

[gleaming delta]

🐸

[slender island]

Elden beast doesnt deserve cherishment

[vivid oar]

But this one is small enough to pick up and has a lil' bowtie!

[slender island]

regardless of how cute it is i will never forget how horrendous of a boss EB is

[vivid oar]

I do agree the actual fight sucks, it might've been enjoyable if they didn't make it run away so far and so often

[burnt plover]

Do you think you could squish EB flat and he would slowly memory-foam back up?

[teal pulsar]

Jump, o, jump

[olive pelican]

man i wish Chadahn would kiss m- i mean co-op in the game 👹

[tacit thicket]

Your gay for radahn, it's okay

[cosmic sage]

That would’ve been more insulting if you spelt you’re right.

[slender island]

interesting

[cosmic sage]

And why’d you reply to me

[slender island]

because you were wrong

[cosmic sage]

About?

[slender island]

how he spelt radahn?

[cosmic sage]

I told him he spelt “you’re.” wrong

[thorny agate]

Ohh no this is like watching someone walking into a wall, confidently

[outer cargo]

💀

[slender island]

......

[obtuse harness]

💀

[slender island]

i do that all the time☠️ i read a message halfway through and reply☠️

[obtuse harness]

☠️ lookin ass

[slender island]

man has his priorities straight

[mild sinew]

He is not maidenless far from it

[minor mango]

I think you mean Chadahn

[cosmic sage]

This also makes no sense in correlation to what I said

[minor mango]

nah

[slender island]

radahn is weak

i could solo radahn

[mild sinew]

Yeah when you on NGplus7 he’s easy but when it’s your first play through he’s the hardest thing

[minor mango]

at his weakest maybe, after he was corrupted by Betalenias cringe rot

[cosmic sage]

Both characters are cringé.

[minor mango]

nah

[slender island]

chadlenia nuking caeled

[cosmic sage]

This isn’t an opinion, I’m telling you they’re both cringe.

[slender island]

she was gonna kick radahns ass anyway why nuke caeled

[minor mango]

Lord Chadahn let her him, for he would not hit a woman

[cosmic sage]

Also this is a very poor edit.

[minor mango]

didnt make it but its chadahn so i spam

[slender island]

bro radahn would beat woman if he had to he just lost to malenia

[minor mango]

"if he had to" he would have won, but yet Betalenia used her cringe rot

[slender island]

L

[cosmic sage]

Malenia obviously won but they’re still both cringe.

[slender island]

malenia isnt cringe its just these radahn D-riders

[minor mango]

simp

[earnest stone]

Yall cant be real people

[slender island]

-🤓

[minor mango]

i think its funny to spam the chadahn image

[earnest stone]

What in the hell am I seeing

[minor mango]

The religion of Chadahn

[coarse ridge]

T. Malenia

[gleaming delta]

Hello

[slender island]

hello

[gleaming delta]

Dear god

[alpine lintel]

was busy yesterday, here you go

[gleaming delta]

Cause it was a stale mate

[gleaming delta]

Mohg lord of drip

[alpine lintel]

had a stale mate with your mom tonight

[gleaming delta]

Thought you only liked miquella

[alpine lintel]

im also into women with long beard, like your mom

[glad tiger]

No

[muted tartan]

@alpine lintel ain’t u the guy who is attracted to his younger child brother and kidanapped him to store in your bedroom

[alpine lintel]

yeah

[cosmic sage]

Yes

[muted tartan]

Ah let me tell you child abduction is an art form

[alpine lintel]

i know, i consider myself an artist

[muted tartan]

It’s also my favorite past time I mean what’s more fun than kidanapping an underage

[alpine lintel]

i do it full time, 24/7

[zenith axle]

It's mohgin time

[gleaming delta]

Hey aren't you supposed to be dead?

[alpine lintel]

Nah

[gleaming delta]

I think you are I summoned Chris Hansen

[sonic eagle]

ima bouta dip myt balls into morbin pond

[alpine lintel]

aw tarnished don't hate me 'cause I have miquella tarnished. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ahh dex build you got you'd get some maidens on your vigor. Oh, better yet, maybe Melina will call your dog-a*ss if she ever stop going to that erdtree or forge of the giants she going at, taaarnished

[gleaming delta]

Whut?

Man screw you I see you at work

[uncut parcel]

[gleaming delta]

The fallen leaves tell a story...

[gleaming delta]

The true Final DLC boss.

[obtuse shoal]

Everyone is typing

[true quail]

Of course Mohg plays on PlayStation

[full phoenix]

He's gonna die

[burnt comet]

warframe sucks bro

[sudden badger]

PvP in a nutshell

[wise falcon]

It's all the same in these lands

[wise falcon]

Just a normal albanoric doing albanoric things

[brazen copper]

the second u pull out da pvp cheese be ready to die behind it 💯 pvp mfs don't be playin' no games 🗣️

[lapis flame]

Why is it gone?

[viscid drift]

You return to the arena to find that Leonard is still there, and he’s angry

[vivid oar]

I would actually love that. Leonard wants vengeance for you killing Radahn and he becomes one of the hardest bosses in the game

[eternal bluff]

Fought against two RoB users pvp i did lose but when i invade again i see the name "Bob Haze" just one shot them both

[tawdry grove]

@ocean island

why you deny your blade purpose

[tired pasture]

what

[gleaming delta]

facts

[lean patio]

we all know this sight

[twin sequoia]

destiny player spotted

[vivid oar]

I used to play both

[burnt comet]

yeah man 1 hour in destiny 2 aswell

[gleaming delta]

both games are garbage

[twin sequoia]

warframe is like destiny but not for incels

[gleaming delta]

they have nothing in common other than being sci fi shooters
with painful rng

[twin sequoia]

well thats the grind

[gleaming delta]

epic embed fail

[livid mountain]

let's try again 😄
*me trying to achieve comedy 😄

[sleek furnace]

Hilarious

[twin sequoia]

samurai so 0/6

[eternal bluff]

Ai dungeon

[snow knot]

Yes

[eternal bluff]

The good days

Seems like it would be fun did you do the different classes or did you just do samruai

[burnt comet]

facts

[snow knot]

Samurai seems best build for rivers of blood based on dex

[eternal bluff]

I used to make some of those stories and loved the info you could add and about the world. Might do my own elden ring version of it

[snow knot]

You can still do

They updated the app because it seems more decent and has subscription for more stuff

[gleaming delta]

nah, bandit

[snow knot]

Idk I don’t play elden ring also I think arcane would be better then dex for river of blood

[eternal bluff]

Yeah i played it about week after it was released to google play store

[gleaming delta]

W

[brazen copper]

🗣️

[vivid oar]

For my NG+2 I should do an Elon Run

[scenic mauve]

Do it lol

[vivid oar]

Only thing is that I can't lower my stats/RL to match his. So the run will probably be me using that loadout but my level and items will be upgraded higher

[scenic mauve]

I think I figured out how the Elon build works. He just uses summons to do the dirty work and just stands back and watches, just like in real life

[vivid oar]

That's literally how 99% of Int builds work, send an ash or summon out as bait and then attack from a range

I need a slider or something to make my character look like Elon Musk for my Elon run

[scenic mauve]

Yeah but int builds are supposed to be good at dodging, so the heavy load does not make sense. Also having two shields let alone one doesn't make sense either for a non melee build

[outer cargo]

Imagine being so rich that your hair comes back from buying milk

[vivid oar]

True, I will rarely run two shields, a "No Skill" damage blocker and a Buckler for parries, but I'm a melee build. It's not like you're gonna parry someone and stab them with a magic stick

[scenic mauve]

yeah shields are mostly good for counters and parrying

[loud pilot]

He uses one shield for carian retaliation and the other for golden parry he also uses bloodhound step on his uchi so he doesn’t need med load 🤓

[scenic mauve]

just dodge roll lol

[keen skiff]

I think I always used too much water when I cooked the rice before frying it but I used a lot less than normal and it worked pretty well

[snow raptor]

Did it work this time?!?

[undone elm]

Me after killing 49 seven year old kids to obtain the legendary talisman known only as the "$19 Fortnite Card Talisman:"

[brazen copper]

Honestly the fact that this talisman is always slept on really makes me distrust the Elden Ring pvp community

[undone elm]

Ikr? It's worth the hassle of getting, people just choose to over look it smh

[viscid drift]

Good old AI dungeon

“Ai dungeon, it’s Blaidd time”

[tribal owl]

bloodhound step 🤮

[graceful moth]

Using what the game gives you, for pve, so disgusting

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal isn't online, post your funny memes

[hidden adder]

We can all agree that her waterfowl dance is hard to dodge so using bloodhound step os really handy as sometimes if your helping others out its really necessary as well… due to lag and connection issues

Nice

I just use it cause im not as skilled and dont wanna get my ass blasted by malenia dance

[gleaming delta]

i can tell you the exact second you joined this server

[hidden adder]

Wait what?

[viscid drift]

The best restaurant

[snow knot]

I go there for the extra rich mocha and the zing wings

[viscid drift]

What is a zing wing

Sounds like the name of a Chinese dictator

[snow knot]

They sell them at a bar I use to go to kinda like a zingy spicy that is like citrus idk

[eternal charm]

I can't take credit for the image, but i had to suffer and now so do you

[viscid drift]

Suffer?

[snow knot]

The only person suffering is me with the idea of a Mexican femboy restaurant like a Femexiboy? With a meat lovers burrito with extra sour cream

[snow knot]

Taco femboy?

[sage hazel]

I need help for kill boss
pc

[hidden adder]

What boss is giving you a hard time

[eternal charm]

This is the memes channel.

[gleaming delta]

This is a discord server what do you expect?

i didnt either

[burnt comet]

women time

[mint ivy]

Ew

[burnt comet]

top 10 moments before disaster

[lyric crypt]

frying dragon ageel

my favorite fella

[tribal owl]

logic
theres an extremly small hole in that guys back yet a gigantic spear pierced trough it

[tribal owl]

and i got warned hnwjgzakgadzal

[cloud crypt]

K

[mild sinew]

He’s adorable when he’s not killing me over 70 times

[stable edge]

top tier drip in the entire game no one can compete

[sacred crag]

🥵

[gleaming delta]

whispers:|| togethaaaa||

[minor osprey]

blue witch rykard? inb4 snek ranni

[modern aurora]

Hampter

[livid zenith]

Delet

[viscid drift]

I’d go there

[gleaming delta]

That’s so cursed why

[viscid drift]

The food sounds good

[tacit thicket]

Hampter

[viscid drift]

It’s really not that bad sounding

[vivid oar]

Based

[earnest panther]

dawg?

[brazen copper]

dawg?

[brisk cape]

Warframe is fire

[tired hinge]

Warframe is like one piece. It gets good after 300 episodes

And i have completed both

[weary trellis]

ayoooo, good thing that Elden Ring is always good 😎

[stable edge]

should i fight it

[lofty vapor]

No

Turtle pope is awesome

[mint ivy]

Fr

[novel lintel]

Yes. Do it. You will feel the curse with your entire being once the wretched deed is done.

[mint ivy]

Don't fight it

[novel lintel]

Correct, don’t fight the urge to harvest that turtle.

[tired hinge]

Dog*

[novel lintel]

Look how tired he is, he deserves to rest finally and forever, doesn’t he? 🙏

[stuck mist]

beat his ass😮‍💨

[tired hinge]

Man had his camera ready

[inner moth]

I think you can take screenshots on console

[tired hinge]

Yea

[fiery salmon]

Pvp

[gleaming delta]

I freaking love this, it makes my day seeing a death grips meme in the wild

[spare torrent]

There are?

[livid zenith]

Still more skill based than Elden Ring smh

[low canopy]

It’s literally just cps don’t ever speak to me again

[livid zenith]

No you literally never speak to me again, we out here bussin in Minecraft PvP fr

[hot bough]

Oh lawd he comin

[cosmic sage]

Elden craft.

[gleaming delta]

american

[gleaming delta]

why would you ever honestly think that

[stable edge]

the most sexy thing you'll ever see

[gleaming delta]

He truly seems to be a gentleman

[slender mountain]

oh no, shi's dos'ent worck :(

[gleaming delta]

what

[slender mountain]

Oh, no, it works

[cosmic sage]

Imps

[umbral magnet]

I've had this guy years, now I need a stonesword key to get in my house

[crude quest]

Grandpa off his meds again

[gleaming delta]

You might need imbued stonesword, that imp is blue

[umbral magnet]

Lmao yeah

[slender mountain]

what

[drowsy cave]

Hey guys I got something to add to my jar what do you think? 🙂

[scenic mauve]

As least Melina is touching grass

[cobalt kestrel]

you could find a better figurine

[drowsy cave]

There's a really cute chibi one coming out in December

[gleaming delta]

no

[drowsy cave]

Why not?

[gleaming delta]

Melina is not proper jar material

If you get what im saying

[drowsy cave]

Who, in Elden Ring, would you jar?

[gleaming delta]

I'm a massive simp for Ranni, so naturally, Ranni

[drowsy cave]

Alright that's understandable.

[cosmic sage]

Of course you are

[gleaming delta]

Listen, I killed god and married a princess

[cosmic sage]

Forget the women. Embrace the eternal flame.

[cobalt kestrel]

oh? send a pic of it in here

[gleaming delta]

How do you get Raging Wolf armour, I never figured it out

[cosmic sage]

Very.. long process.

[drowsy cave]

You can pre buy it at IGN's store

[cosmic sage]

Actually no the quest is very easy.

[gleaming delta]

Send me a guide in dms

[full phoenix]

Was it tasty

[cosmic sage]

Literally just volcano manor quest. But instead of killing juno you help bernahl kill raging wolf.

[cobalt kestrel]

i see, maybe look on etsy, there was a figurine of alexander that would suit the jar better than this figurine

[full phoenix]

Is this dollar store Melina or what

[full phoenix]

Yes :)

[gleaming delta]

uhm

i may or may not have killed bernahl long ago

[cosmic sage]

Ng+

[gleaming delta]

Aight

I gotta beat Malenia's rear first tho

[cosmic sage]

Yeah go do that.

[full phoenix]

Volcano manor gives some A+ armors

[gleaming delta]

I've heard her GR is real good, as it restores HP per hit

[cosmic sage]

I also killed bernahl and rykard before doing any of the quests but because I didn’t really need them.

It’s a fist only run and none of the quests give anything fist related.

Also @gleaming delta there’s like 6 minute long guides on YouTube.

[loud pilot]

🥛

[signal mango]

thats the good stuff

[inland snow]

I'm gonna pre order this

[junior osprey]

when you ask for help and you get this pic as answer

[gleaming delta]

You receive the death of god

[misty depot]

Don not give in to the frenzied flame, praise vitalism, the death of god shall propel humanity to the stars

[loud pilot]

😳

[slender mountain]

Yes🗿

[loud pilot]

Mohgussy

[gleaming delta]

yes

[gleaming delta]

no

[slender mountain]

Moghchad

[scenic mauve]

Mogh maid???? 😳

[loud pilot]

Omenussy

[junior osprey]

blood for thy blood god

[slender mountain]

Exactly

[gleaming delta]

No

[slender mountain]

Why no?

[loud pilot]

🤔

Bloodussy?

[gleaming delta]

No

[loud pilot]

😭

[gleaming delta]

Ranussy tho

Yes

[fluid cipher]

Mohg blending in to get closer to Miquella

[alpine lintel]

where did you get that??!!!!

[slender mountain]

Moghs archived photo

[slender mountain]

No

That's better

[alpine lintel]

the holy trinity

[uncut parcel]

You have no swag

[steel pewter]

Wheres morbius

[slender mountain]

Morbius is dead

[alpine lintel]

noooooooo

[mint ivy]

Somebody needs to make a chadahn but godfrey

[tribal owl]

i agree

[scenic mauve]

I ship it

[gleaming delta]

what is it to ship

[twin sequoia]

women

[gleaming delta]

They’re sisters irl I think, shipping them would be a Alabama moment

[gleaming delta]

It’s the abbreviation for relationship. So if I were to say “I ship those 2 people” that’s means I can picture them being in a good relationship

[scenic mauve]

if they're siblings then nevermind

[gleaming delta]

Sweet home Alabama

i mean.. Mohg has it going pretty well

[ashen helm]

Only took like 300 hours

[gleaming delta]

Ok

[narrow acorn]

One of the hidden bosses XP

[slender verge]

gg

[gleaming delta]

The Elon musk build not including stats

[sonic roost]

How in the god damn

[tribal owl]

2 shields

[ashen helm]

330 hours will do it

[unkempt tiger]

Really? That long?

[ashen helm]

Well my first 3 playthroughs I missed some things. My final playthrough was 100 hours and a lot of back tracking.

[gleaming delta]

I need to kill 2 bosses and then I got all 100%

[gleaming delta]

Wait why the hell Elon musk don't even got his flasks in thr thing

[nova zenith]

Might have them in his quick pouch

we'll never know

[agile sigil]

He glitched

[gleaming delta]

Who, Radagon or the player

[vivid oar]

The man is supposed to be tech savvy but he took a picture of the screen with his phone

[viscid drift]

Not real

[agile sigil]

Radagon I guess the hosts internet was not good

[mint ivy]

What is this

[scenic mauve]

horney

[unkempt tiger]

Hornet dart

[odd raptor]

I am Lookin for runes

[slender mountain]

what?

[scenic mauve]

true

also using prefrontal cortex = cheating

[slender mountain]

It's time for memes

Well, the time for memes is over

[inner moth]

what radagon was a giant?

[slender mountain]

This is the offer of the players

[tired hinge]

H hated giants, and despised his own red hair because it was similar to a giants hair

[vivid oar]

Based (I'm a supporter of the "Radagon and Marika were originally two separate beings" theory)

[vivid oar]

The "Perhaps that was a curse of their kind" right after talking about Radagon sure seems to point to Radagon being included in the "their kind" statement

[tired hinge]

There is a period separating the two. Its saying "perhaps that (the red hair) was a curse of their kind". Its correlation, not causation

"He has red hair, giants have red hair, he must be a giant."

[vivid oar]

I know it's talking about the red hair. I'm pointing out the "their kind." The wording is what makes me think he's at least part giant, not just the fact that he has red hair

[tired hinge]

Talking about the giants. Radagon isnt mentioned in that sentence, nor does it clue to any reference towards him

[scenic mauve]

this game really needs to get its lore straight

[tired hinge]

George rr martim, everybody.

[vivid oar]

How is Radagon not mentioned? He's literally like the main focus of the description. You can't just completely separate two different sentences that are paired together, context exists

[tired hinge]

I understand your point of view when reading that, then again we have to dive into the same context.
Just because radagon is a ginger, does not mean he is a giant. The text is saying red hair is a curse that all giants bear, and there is no other text in the game that clues to radagon being a giant.
It simply says radagon hates his hair, because it marks the resemblance of a giabt

When you fight him, he is a timy bit taller than the player, but no where near the size of a giant. The biggest he gets he with the theory that he turns into the sacred relic sword in the elden beast fight.

Can we go back to memes

[slender mountain]

I just sent a photo, and then a little discussion started

Lol

[coarse lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm

morbius^

[fluid cipher]

I believe so yes

[livid zenith]

Wilful traitors all!

[viscid drift]

Giant heritage

[viscid drift]

I’d go to morgott’s cookout party

[novel lintel]

It was because they all didn’t show up to his cookout that I had to kill all of them except Ranni

[covert nova]

I posted this lil meme on reddit but I think I'll share it here too

[viscid drift]

Can it be used when you are invaded?

[covert nova]

no

[viscid drift]

Jealous

[mint ivy]

Noooooooo

[slender island]

😢 prepare to cry 😢

[mint ivy]

Already crying

[mint ivy]

Radahn couldn't make it because Leonard was sick, he deserves to live

[slender island]

radahn could've used gravity magic to fly to leyndell

[mint ivy]

Leonard needed to stay home and because of that so did Radahn

[slender island]

radahn could have gotten his knights to look after leonard

[mint ivy]

Nobody cares for Leonard like radahn does though😢

[covert nova]

radahn can only control gravity solely for leonard

[hollow snow]

Wise words

[scarlet inlet]

Good idea

[cosmic sage]

Adam sandler?

[outer cargo]

Today I will screenshot my own funny message and post it

[slender island]

that wasnt the focus but ok

[outer cargo]

🤓

[celest owl]

i will be stealing this for my own nefarious purposes

[viscid drift]

Relatable but minus the beers

[tribal owl]

for all the ranni simps

[slender island]

yeah fr fia is better

[sacred crag]

good man

[tribal owl]

melina is better
or r63 tree sentinel

[loud pilot]

Nah man Anastasia the tarnished eater is the best

[past breach]

made this one

[tall mauve]

she never dies

[loud pilot]

My goodness We * look handsome today

[loud pilot]

Eats tarnished, based af

[slender island]

we're all living failures

[outer cargo]

"Ended in a draw"
Radahan fan boys overdosing on the copium

[slender island]

nah i just kill him

[slender island]

there are so many people who won't admit that radahn just straight up lost

[past breach]

he is still alive and holding back the stars, i like malenia but radhan is mutch stronger and better animations and doesnt need a fell god with him to be strong af

[outer cargo]

She effectively killed him, that thing wasn't him anymore

[past breach]

was he dead ? no so no it didnt effectively killed him

[loud pilot]

To be honest morgott is much better than both of them

[slender island]

morgott solos every demigod

[slender island]

who says that

[loud pilot]

He repelled radhans a$$ out of the capital

[past breach]

entering radhan for first time

[outer cargo]

How long did radahan wander the wastes and why didn't he leave?

[loud pilot]

But I don’t think he would stand a chance against malenia and his army is fighting a losing war against rykards abductor virgins

[past breach]

because he doesnt care

[slender island]

what did radahn even do that was heroic like all he did was learn gravity magic to keep his horse(so emotional 😢😢) and thats it to my knowledge

[past breach]

he held back ALL the stars so powerfull creratures from the void wouldnt descend

[slender island]

oh, thank you.

[outer cargo]

Radahn both before and after his fight with Malenia

[loud pilot]

He has at least 36 intelligence because he uses collapsing stars so he is quite smart

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal isn't online, post your funny memes

[loud pilot]

Although I don’t know how he is able to think properly with a rotten brain

[dry narwhal]

I wanna know how does Leonardo taste even after Radahns fight with Malenia

[slender island]

probably rotten

[dry narwhal]

Yes but how rotten

Would he leave an after taste and if so how long would it last

[slender island]

months

[dry narwhal]

Who is the worst demi god in your opinion

[slender island]

lore or gameplay

[dry narwhal]

Both

I say godrick

[slender island]

lorewise, mogh, kidnaps miquella and makes melania wait at the base of the haligtree for his return. gameplay, melania i absolutely despise the design of the boss fight in almost every way.

[gleaming delta]

General radahn? Nah general chadahn

[slender island]

general middahn

[tribal owl]

general middahn
so true

[gleaming delta]

Poor Alexander

[dry narwhal]

I like Alexander but I hate jars

[slender island]

radahn D-riders trying to admit he isnt the strongest character challenge(impossible 😱😱)

[dry narwhal]

I hate the normal jar enemies

[signal mango]

Also he definitely chiefs that boof.

[outer cargo]

so true ifunny bad amirite guys amirite
give me the heckin karma

[hexed yew]

Oh hell nah Shabriri possessed Butcher

[viscid drift]

link fail

[slender island]

average day in london

[viscid drift]

Only some days

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[gleaming delta]

Why is it white

[viscid drift]

It was born that way

[slender island]

racist

[past breach]

@fair yoke

[past breach]

the first one is good the second one its a lie xd

[slender island]

genshin isnt even fun

[stiff crest]

malekith is the ultimate gigachad

[past breach]

no the ultimate Chadhan

[gleaming delta]

oh hey, storyshift: facing demons

[gleaming delta]

True