elden-fun

[frozen anchor]

Tenere deeee aaa heeee na heee

[frozen anchor]

My reaction to that information

[frozen anchor]

Lionel

[frozen anchor]

I call BB

Godskin noble

[gleaming delta]

Any Black Ops Zombies enjoyers here?

[frozen anchor]

💀

[gleaming delta]

Used to play it in game clubs through lan with my friends

[sacred crag]

I am

[last roost]

WHAT

[tired pasture]

Morbid 🙏🙏

[frozen anchor]

You just get morb

[obtuse shoal]

Did you guys know that Morbius sold somewhere between seven hundred billion and trillion three hundred billion million tickets

[frozen anchor]

It's morbin time

[grave saddle]

Touching grass for the first time

[kindred pagoda]

yup, frequently play customs aand som og maps

[raven mural]

As an American, food is usually the first I have to sacrifice

[slate echo]

хотел спросить, тут русские есть?

[stone roost]

есть

[subtle dragon]

@strong vessel why

[tawdry grove]

Omg Gwyn Lord of light

[wild shale]

Healthiest ranni ending simp

[azure spindle]

I have not gotten a ranni ending yet but I’m trying

[wild shale]

When I did ranni's ending I thought It was pretty cool
But The amount of people nutting to her made me dislike the ending now lol

[true quail]

Average r/eldenring user when they see somebody else’s child (it might drop a rare weapon)

[azure spindle]

Yeah I just don’t see why people simp so much over her

[true quail]

The Ranni ending is proof that Elden Ring is an inherently Mormon game

[frigid turtle]

we did it boys, 999 remedy

[azure spindle]

HOW

[frigid turtle]

read my name

[azure spindle]

You must’ve spent ages hunting erdleaf flowers

[inland nova]

no not really

[frigid turtle]

malenia and elden beast mainly, and some other bosses (it give 1 per boss killed in other world)

[inland nova]

they're unbelievably easy to farm
there's two right outside the church of elleh just pick them up and reset

[azure spindle]

Yeah I know I help people a lot

[frigid turtle]

i just help people

[tribal owl]

bloodhounds (loud)

[true quail]

Not enough frenzied flame posting on this discord

[sinful flame]

cuz ranni better

[true quail]

You will never be closer to her than if you burn all distinction with the flame of chaos

[magic tendon]

Flame of frenzy is the best ending

[true quail]

Canon ending

[open harness]

People who unironically make those irritate me so much

[true quail]

Malenia......
Rotten scurvy hole: ✅
Metal toes: ✅
Prosthetic arm for cold handies: ✅

When will your waifu ever? When will Ranni ever?

[tribal owl]

i agree, it makes me cringe to death

[open harness]

Like they dodged the first holy knife or whatever you call it even though it just straight up missed and acted like it was a big deal

[coral loom]

same

[cerulean mortar]

bro has a malenia pfp and complaining about ranni simps

[subtle dragon]

Here something fun
@strong vessel
Ask Let Me Solo Her questions
If your skeptical of it being him just look his profile has his discord linked

[weak bridge]

How many times have you fought malenia to learn her moveset?

[cerulean mortar]

Last I heard he cracked over 1000 kills on her

[tawdry grove]

well i had to see this while eating

[weak bridge]

Mohg the Lord of Blood

[tawdry grove]

what mistranslation does to an mf

[subtle dragon]

About 70 times I suppose could be more or less

[tawdry grove]

only actually cool one was that one giy with Marika's hammer.

Also cool cuz it was the first one

[cerulean mortar]

not the main villain but there’s a pretty strong argument that Age of the Stars actually isn’t great and one of the “worse” endings

[open harness]

It's because of a mistranslation

[raven pilot]

there are no "good" endings

[tawdry grove]

I guess people not having a god controllin their lives is a bad thing now

[cerulean mortar]

the moon is an outer god bruh

[tawdry grove]

Ranni is the outer god.

and she leaves the world with us for good

[cerulean mortar]

and while technically true, some are almost universally worse than others

[tawdry grove]

and if Ranni is the main villain frenzied flame is what?

[cerulean mortar]

ah yes ranni is the outer god you right, I see now there’s no point debating with you lmao 👍

[open harness]

When ranni's saying all the stuff that sounds bad, it's was a mistranslation. When she is mentioning bad things it's usually in reference to the golden order. And she is getting rid of it so people can live their own lives again rather than be dictated by some ring.

From my understanding at least

[cerulean mortar]

literally said she wasn’t, read what I said

[tawdry grove]

. im talking about this

[open harness]

Bruh what

[tawdry grove]

Rannis objective was to remove all influences of the outwr gods from the lands between leaving people to dictate their own future.

to do this she needed to Destroy her connection to the Greater will and become Elden Lord.

the Moon that we are seeing is Ranni's dark moon, Wich belongs to ranni, turning her into an Outer god.

Then not long after she leavea the lands between with her consort (you the player) cutting all connections humanity has with the gods

[open harness]

Where do you get half this info? I haven't heard of most of that.

[raven pilot]

#lore ?

[tawdry grove]

rereading the new translation to the ending plus Iji's interactions.

By all looks of it That was her objective at least

[dull slate]

And yet despite all that some people think Ranni's ending is the worst one

[cerulean mortar]

I think you’re confusing outer god with queen, from my understanding, ranni serves more as an equivalent to like how marika is to the greater will, the greater will is her outer god as the moon is for ranni, they’re just like kind of avatars for it

[tawdry grove]

Aside from perfect order this is one of the better endings.

but lets leave this to #lore

[open harness]

It seems like she is placing the moon as the new outer god, us serving as the new elden lord. Or whatever it is called when under the outer god that involves the moon. Similarly to the primordial crucial and the storm lord. Or the elden lord with the golden order
To lore

[dull slate]

Become the new lore

[tawdry grove]

tough the Dark moon belongs to her.

we know this by reading "Ranni's Dark moon" Magic description

[cerulean mortar]

yeah but the “dark moon” and the actual moon are different, by that logic she and renalla both own the moon bc of her spell and they throw the actual moon shrunk down at people, that’s ridiculous

[tawdry grove]

they technically own different moons.

think of the moons as a type of avatar of eho they are

[open harness]

Similarly to the two fingers and the golden order?
Or the three fingers and shibriri?

[cerulean mortar]

yeah, so they don’t own the actual moon lmao

[tawdry grove]

similar to that.

To "Find the moon" is ti find their purpose in the world for those 2

[cerulean mortar]

source? No where does it say ranni or renalla are searching for the moon

[tawdry grove]

Rennala says it after we defeat her.

[open harness]

The rannis dark moon description says ranni found the dark moon when she was a child with the help of rennala

[tawdry grove]

isn't it Renna?

[tawdry grove]

oh its actually rennala then

[open harness]

Now that I think about it I don't know much of anything about renna

[cerulean mortar]

yes, but that doesn’t mean that their purpose is “to find the moon” or whatever you’re trying to say, the moon is an outer god, not ranni, idek how you got that conclusion, the moon is in essence, very similar to the greater will, all outer gods seem to be trying to exert any kind of power and control they can over the lands between, from minor players like the rot god and the formless mother, all the way to the big players like the greater will and the frenzied flame. despite what ranni says about removing the presence of the outer gods, her ending also features the control of one regardless. And btw, looked into the mistranslation thing, Miyazaki reviews all the translations localizers are unsure of, there’s a whole pcgamer article on it, I can’t link it obv but it’s there if you search for it

[tawdry grove]

there isn't much tbh

she was just Rannis teacher and a powerful sorcerer

[tawdry grove]

still she owns the Dark moon, thats what im trying to say.

that officially makes her the outer god

[open harness]

This

[cerulean mortar]

ok I can’t keep going with you if that’s what you think man, I’m sorry I just can’t, go to lore and someone more patient will explain

[open harness]

The moon might be simmilar to the elden ring

Making ranni a smililar figure to marika

[tawdry grove]

well ok but srsly this is the meme Channel i need to go to #lore kekw

[candid narwhal]

Unrelated topic alluka solos dbz

[tawdry grove]

care to explain?

[candid narwhal]

All she gotta do is make a wish. And it happens.

[tawdry grove]

Tony Souls prepare to SICK! Edition

[grizzled garnet]

bUT CaN sHe BEaT gOKU!?! 🤓

[candid narwhal]

At this point alot ofcharacters can.

[tawdry grove]

yes

[grizzled garnet]

Ikr

[candid narwhal]

Why yes she can beat goku.

[tawdry grove]

better question nowdays is can she beat saitama or op Isekai protag no.990

[true quail]

THe hero

Shabriri himself says that it's the righteous path, do you not pay attention to the dialogue?

[outer kettle]

If frenzied flame is the hero, what is gold mask?

[tawdry grove]

i can probably beat you on UNO

[true quail]

What's a king to a god?

[outer kettle]

What is a god to the gold mask?

[tawdry grove]

imperfect fools no better than a normal man

[sinful flame]

im fine with that

[true quail]

She killed BILLIONS

[tawdry grove]

? she killed one guy

[tawdry grove]

Her family however?

ohh boy

[true quail]

She killed TRILLIONS

[strange dove]

Last night I went for a walk and my dumbass thought I had to pick up a golden seed from elden ring

[gleaming delta]

I'm on the toilet rn

[true quail]

"Find the moon" why don't you find some females

[gleaming delta]

Yea I recognize it

[strange dove]

its from twitter but i cant send links

[paper terrace]

Post stealing🤮

[tawdry grove]

Female doesn't exist

[gleaming delta]

True

[strange dove]

i just wanted to share it cause its funny, im not taking any credit

[tawdry grove]

i am

[tawdry grove]

yes i enjoy the game how could tou tell?

[cerulean mortar]

based

[true quail]

You can level past 150 I thought it capped?

I've wasted hundreds of millions of runes

[cerulean mortar]

you can get to above 700

[paper terrace]

Wait, is levelling past 150 a bad thing?

[cerulean mortar]

99 in all stats is the maximum cap

[paper terrace]

I know, I mean is it considered like taboo or something?

[cerulean mortar]

no it’s just that 150 is the pvp “meta” so some “purists” like to say that it’s bad even tho you should play the game how you want to play it

[paper terrace]

Okay, that's true

I mean, I'm on ng+2 and I don't feel like I'm too powerful at level 209 (Tho I may just be garbage lol)

At the end of the day, yeah, let people play the game how they want.

[cerulean mortar]

exactly, this applies to spirit summons, other players, npcs, etc. at the end of the day you bought the game, unless you’re hurting someone else’s experience, play how you want to

[true quail]

I've ripped thru ng+ with 150 it wasn't even remotely difficult. We're talking 1shotting every boss (Just doing quest cleanup before I burn the erdtree rn)

[true quail]

Amen to that. As long as you're not ruining PVP have fun

Mogh's spear is the only valid bleed weapon (and only because it's funny to triple kill a group you're invading when they don't expect it)

[winter bone]

Dont think after a point leveling up matters a lot, because of the caps there are on stats

[cerulean mortar]

oh yeah no if someone’s going to argue difficulty or smthn that’s another matter, you don’t get to say malenia was easy if you used dual str weapons or RoB for example imo, but if they’re keeping their opinions to themselves and not invading or something, idgaf what they use

[tawdry basin]

meme channel

[true quail]

If I see you with a RoB in my hood I will end your life right there

[cerulean mortar]

and I assume you mean arcane weapon by this as most non arc scaling bleed weapons are fine, imo elanora’s and especially Morgott’s are more balanced than Mohg’s spear either way tho

[tawdry basin]

7 paragraphs

[gleaming delta]

King

[cerulean mortar]

dual str is based bc funny strong man, but saying malenia is easy bc you spammed trading jump L1’s with claw talismans and then healed while she was staggered bc zero poise is cringe imo

[true quail]

the only valid build is full madness in pve

extra difficulty mechanic where if you use too many special attacks you overheat and stun yourself

[cerulean mortar]

based

no Vyke’s spear or fingerprint greatshield either have to specifically only use the incantations with the frenzied flame seal

[true quail]

vyke's spear is valid but only for the WA if you swing with it you fail the challenge

[cerulean mortar]

nah it does physical damage too, can’t use it

[true quail]

pure flame only

[cerulean mortar]

mhm

May chaos take the world

[brave spoke]

⛹️

[azure spindle]

What game is this I must know

[gleaming delta]

Idk

[azure spindle]

Dang it

[broken sparrow]

mortal kumbat

[rancid ermine]

On this end this mostly just applies to alot of pvpers dictating what meta levels should be for both pvp and pve. As someone who does pvp alot. Use whatever level you feel comfortable with.

[paper terrace]

Ah, okay! Makes sense, and a respectable view on the matter:)

[rancid ermine]

Mhm.

[broken sparrow]

level meta :pepega:. i pvp at level 700 and i get constant and fine games

[paper terrace]

Pov: You got hit by rivers of blood

[azure spindle]

Markiplier 😎

[astral bolt]

marcus applier

[orchid cargo]

marko pliers

[jovial grotto]

kill*

[rich cape]

Market pliers

[balmy linden]

Racket flyers

[gleaming delta]

LOL

[unkempt girder]

LOL

[azure spindle]

Don’t tell me he actually says this

[brittle mason]

Secret dialogue

[azure spindle]

Nah I don’t believe it

[brittle mason]

Well it isn’t a kids game

[azure spindle]

Oh god that’s hilarious

Oh wait I looked it up it’s fake

[gleaming delta]

ezezez

[brittle mason]

??

[gleaming delta]

I didn’t show but U can get like right when u load in the game cus a of a glitch

[broken sparrow]

this man is spreading false information on the internet??? 😮
that is so uncalled for

[wise mason]

I met let me solo her irl

[jovial grotto]

he fell off

[brittle mason]

That’s just some werid hairy dude

[wise mason]

🤓

[brittle mason]

What

[wise mason]

what

[marble mountain]

What

[green pulsar]

wtf is a sister city?

[obtuse shoal]

Something white chicks use, probably

[scarlet mauve]

wtf is the input reading in this game

[green pulsar]

it probably uses a coding language

[obtuse shoal]

If: UseCrimsonTear
Then: UseBlackfireball

[gleaming delta]

Why was morgott easier then the golden Godfrey

Yea

[scarlet mauve]

Public static boolean advanceAI() {
while(!playerAlive == true) {
if(playerCastMagic == true) {
return entityMovementDodge = true
Prob smth like that

[gleaming delta]

Uh oh

Is bloodhounds fang good for the whole game?

[dry fjord]

They're the best one for claws

[gleaming delta]

Not talking about the bloodhound claws I’m talking about the sword

[scarlet mauve]

just fight the lion, these are 100% input reading

[scarlet mauve]

Lion Guardian

[azure spindle]

What lion

[azure spindle]

Ohhhh that one

[dry fjord]

The one with the sword attached to the arm?

[scarlet mauve]

these reads spell cast

[dry fjord]

They don’t read non charged incantations tho

[scarlet mauve]

just use spells, but attack the other direction, you will see them jump

[azure spindle]

Use ambush glintstone pebble

[scarlet mauve]

there is a spells with a few second delay when you cast them, this thing only reads when it cast lol

[azure spindle]

Nothing reads those

[gleaming delta]

Fall damage in this game sucks

[dry fjord]

If you don’t charge up chargeable spells/incantations they won’t dodge apparently

[scarlet mauve]

does not reset velocity :strug:

[azure spindle]

The point of the ambush pebbles is that they don’t get read by bosses and enemies

[scarlet mauve]

will try that

[azure spindle]

Ok

[scarlet mauve]

aka input reading

[azure spindle]

You can get it at gowrys shack after helping Millicent

[scarlet mauve]

is it this one

[azure spindle]

No it’s a darker blue and it’s name is different

[scarlet mauve]

Did I ask you?

[azure spindle]

Oof rekt

[scarlet mauve]

I think discord tos says only 13 or older can use discord, but I think you might be breaking that

[scarlet mauve]

is it a ash of war?

[azure spindle]

Nope it’s a spell you can get it in gowrys shack after helping Millicent

[spice atlas]

comet azur be funny tho

[scarlet mauve]

oh the needle request

Did I ever said I use azur in bosses? all i said is i have 99 int and 9 vig

[azure spindle]

Yeah when you give her the needle she goes to gowrys shack go there talk to her leave then go back then he sells it

[scarlet mauve]

ok tyvm

[azure spindle]

9 vig?

[past dragon]

bro this channel is literally called fun let people use fun stuff

[spice atlas]

who cares game is cheese or be cheese magic beam go BRT

[scarlet mauve]

Oh i opened an alt just to test out a full int build and capped at 120, so i start with astrologer, which gives you a base of 9 vig

[azure spindle]

Ok

[bleak topaz]

Get pinged random tarnished

[scarlet mauve]

And I post an image of my hp bar at level 110, out of no where, he/she/it just jump in and call me cringe or smth

[dry fjord]

I was about to put down my phone and go to sleep 😂

[past dragon]

too long didn't read

[spice atlas]

magic is fun bro

[azure spindle]

Geega chod

[past dragon]

tldr use what you find fun

[scarlet mauve]

Pov: you try to make yourself feel better but you failed. I bought this game to play, not to be stuck 999 times on a boss

I like right clicking my mouse, does that relate to you tho?

Does that relate to you?

[past dragon]

it's impressive that you genuinely think that what you think isn't fun therefore isn't fun to everyone else and you know better, your opinion doesn't matter at all lmao

[azure spindle]

Wow all this arguing over a blue beam in a game

[spice atlas]

blue coolaid beam is the best

[scarlet mauve]

lol his saying I cant even start a alt and play whatever i want

[azure spindle]

Yeah, getting mad at people for playing a game how they want

[proper glen]

Your honor, Cry About It

[spice atlas]

imagen not using the blue coolaid beam for that dummy thick damage

[scarlet mauve]

Are you my parent? Teacher? Someone i care?

[proper glen]

Don't care didn't read.

[spice atlas]

i played back to king's field and seeing a boss heath bar melt like that is still the best

[azure spindle]

I can say the same for you

[proper glen]

Ratio + Cope + Didn't ask + Tarnished + Plumb out of luck + No Maidens + No seat at the roundtable hold

[past dragon]

so you look at a situation where everyone is telling you that you're wrong and instead of critiquing your own opinion to look for faults you call everyone else freaks

[proper glen]

-🤓

[scarlet mauve]

Just one point here, do you go out in the street or your school and criticize a stranger just because they use phones to call, but not yelling across the world

[spice atlas]

this be maidenless activity man

[proper glen]

Cope harder

[past dragon]

what a bloody fool lmao

[scarlet mauve]

We are helping you to practice coping skill, it is a important skill that you must have later in life.

[spice atlas]

now he is muted what do you all think of ungabunga stick method

[proper glen]

I used to bloodhound step twinblade.

Now I just Greatshield + Heavy Thrust Sword

[past dragon]

used pure str on my first playthrough unga bunga was very fun but i had to swap to a greatsword for melania because she moved too fast

[spice atlas]

i started using greatlance near the end of mine and can say big pokey stick is vary nice

[scarlet mauve]

spawn my tear with unga bunga and watch

[past dragon]

i tried greatlance in ds2 once and it put me off completely but i really wanna pick it up in er now that you mention it

[spice atlas]

big stick is pretty good stick though

[past dragon]

yeah making the bonk stick have divine properties was just on point from the devs

[spice atlas]

greatlace is underrated in my opinion. it's great in pve and pvp

[past dragon]

ayo your game has ds2 lighting how

[spice atlas]

with a shield of anytype it's great but pvp estus host will de-summon you for it funnily enough

[scarlet mauve]

ds2 🥶 so many traps

[jovial aurora]

i threw a glowing rock under the pedestal im standing on

[proper glen]

built different
will smitherent

[past dragon]

will smitheren't lmaooooooo

[spice atlas]

ds2 is a great game. not even a joke i love the game

[scarlet mauve]

thats my build

[proper glen]

It was my first DS game, so it always has a place in my heart.

[spice atlas]

wish the servers were up again though. pvp was fun in 2

[scarlet mauve]

ds3 is mine first soul game, i stuck 2 weeks on Iudex Gundyr lol

[past dragon]

it is a lot of fun but i wish the community would be quiet about it sometimes it's too much, like yeah it's good, we know, you aren't the second coming of christ for enjoying a critically acclaimed action game

[past dragon]

ds3 gang!!

[scarlet mauve]

how? skill issue + keyboard + wth is autolock + idk + why my roll is so slow

[proper glen]

Played DS3 on PS4 where it barely runs 15fps.

got spanked by Pontiff hard

[scarlet mauve]

for the soul fans, you guys all love patches?

[past dragon]

i wish i didn't know about pc framerates so having low fps didn't bother me, when i was younger i played far cry 4 on xbox 360 and just didn't see a problem lmao (it was like 10fps and the physics made all the props float)

[proper glen]

I body bag him on sight

[past dragon]

i wouldn't hesitate to kill him but i won't just do it off the rip, i have too much moral attachment to video games for some reason

[scarlet mauve]

oh lol, I hit the a important questline npc and saw that there is a yellow wall that blocks the damage, so i think.... then i hit other npc... then gg

[past dragon]

that rule doesn't apply to Lautrec tho I equip my size 13 air jordans and boot that mf

[proper glen]

NG+ so she's a really high SL

[past dragon]

i love the theme the weapons and armour all sync up really well

[proper glen]

Aw thanks my guy

[scarlet mauve]

thats a really good theme, i like the shield

[proper glen]

based Ranni cosplayer

[scarlet mauve]

99 int moment

[past dragon]

no prob fam have a good one

[last roost]

Miyazakis vision

[azure spindle]

What happened to Gideon fartnir

[azure spindle]

Oh my gosh so relatable

[scenic mauve]

Relatable

[lusty cedar]

#elden-fashion

[cerulean mortar]

muted the channel bc he was getting dog piled for the comet azur take

[rich cape]

I remember when I was super into ds3 and my one friend who sucks at video games tried to play it and got stuck on gun due for a month before giving up and never playing it again lmao

[elder mauve]

mfers mad someone doesnt play the game the way he wants lmao

[rich cape]

Bruh ew

[steel pewter]

I mean was he necessarily wrong though

[rich cape]

We’ve lost one of the great ones here today, boys

[cerulean mortar]

Gideon usually has pretty good takes too imo, I just feel like unless someone complains about difficulty you shouldn’t backhand them for using commit

[cerulean mortar]

nah he’ll be back I’m sure, just gets a little heated about difficulty sometimes

[rich cape]

Understandable, I will not be reading back on the chat to see what happened, he just posts funny and I like him for that

[elder mauve]

my take is just let people play the game how they want to play the game

easy button is fun and so are RL1 runs

[past dragon]

wait was he like a known guy? he came off as a complete idiot

[cerulean mortar]

yeah Gideon’s pretty well known, pretty chill most of the time, just difficulty purist when it comes to fromsoft a little bit sometimes

[rich cape]

He posts funny and some people like that, when I check the channel and he’s there I see people recognizing him

[cerulean mortar]

yeah and tbf, that’s usually his stance too, if you scroll up further he thinks it’s good to use summons, level vigor, and even overlevel to a certain degree, he just really dislikes comit

[rich cape]

Yikes, kinda a tough quality to have in this server

[elder mauve]

comet azure is loads of fun, just blasting bosses in one shot is satisfying when they're usually extremely difficult

[cerulean mortar]

more common than you’d think actually

[rich cape]

Well nah I get the idea it’s common considering how often fights happen about it

[past dragon]

he needs to work on his maturity then i'm all for people having off days and topics but jeez

[rich cape]

A lot of fights happen in this server it seems like lmao, pretty much every time I tune in there is one going on somewhere

[past dragon]

we need more memes up in here

[rich cape]

Comes naturally to large groups of people I guess

[cerulean mortar]

you’re in for one hell of a ride in this channel then, just the other day multiple ppl got banned, muted, or warned for political talk

[past dragon]

lmaooooo to be fair the first thing i saw when i clicked on the channel was the argument

[rich cape]

Pain, can’t post multiple attachments

[cerulean mortar]

you can, just not like more than 5

[past dragon]

that just triggered a memory thank you sir

[rich cape]

I posted exactly 5 💀

[steel pewter]

Bro this is the most like meant for children server ever
And its a server for a mature game 💀

[cerulean mortar]

Idk the exact amount, but I’ve seen multiple group posts so might be a MB thing or smthn

[past dragon]

so i take the the "elden ring memes please" rule is not enforced whatsoever

[rich cape]

🤷‍♀️

[cerulean mortar]

it is

when the one moderator who checks the channel is online

[past dragon]

haha so they just sweep them up for like 15 mins a day

[elder mauve]

blahaj my beloved

[cerulean mortar]

nah sometimes he doesn’t come in at all, it’s understandable this place is garbage as discussed with the political thing

[brisk ivy]

Keep talking political se we can post regular memes

[past dragon]

yeah politics are total nonsense all they do is divide people

[steel pewter]

Shut up child

[cerulean mortar]

mhm, if you’re going to debate wth would you do it in a meme channel in a public Elden Ring server without swears, links, and a slow mode lmfao

[past dragon]

too factual 😤

[steel pewter]

You?

[short flax]

how are any of these related to elden ring 😭 💀

[cerulean mortar]

cope

[short flax]

alright understandable

[short flax]

he's a marvel legend 😎

[drowsy cave]

This made me Morb

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[drowsy cave]

So, what's you know about rolling down in the deep?

[azure spindle]

Morbillion

[short flax]

tough choice between shelter and water

[azure spindle]

I can go without water

[drowsy cave]

I'm fat I can probably go a month without food if I really wanted to

[tidal kestrel]

Oh? You died because your controller died? Skill issue. You lost your save data because of a crash? Skill issue.

Broke af? Skill issue.

[azure spindle]

When I beat boss

Morbius was definitely one of the movies of all time

[drowsy cave]

Same, except I'm a dex build so cool armor is illegal for me to wear

[past dragon]

I can't wait for this item to be added to the ELDEN RING SHOP so I can buy it with ELDEN COINS

[azure spindle]

Oof I just use what’s cool

[drowsy cave]

When I play Elden Morbius

[azure spindle]

Also I don’t really have a specific stat build, I’m just trying to get all my stats to 99

[past dragon]

that's dedication right there

[azure spindle]

Yeah everyone caps at a certain level, I just don’t see the point

[drowsy cave]

I will legit pay upward of $12 to be able to emote the JJBA torture dance for when the boss' death animation plays

[azure spindle]

Yes

[past dragon]

it's usually because they get bored of playing the game haha I think you're just built diff

[azure spindle]

When I get my stats maxed I will have the ultimate build

[drowsy cave]

My dream is flat 99s

[azure spindle]

Sorcery, incantations, melee

All in one build

[past dragon]

i hate that I agree with you

[drowsy cave]

There's a really neat video I saw on Elden Ring's comedy value, so adding a couple goofy dances to (probably literally) dab on bosses sounds cool to me

[past dragon]

i really wanna be able to do the dance from that best mates video by thepruld

i would pay obscene amounts for that

[azure spindle]

You mean the dance from Fortnite?
Jk jk

[past dragon]

actually i was referring to marlon webb

[sage raft]

Can ya send this to me in DM. A link please?

[azure spindle]

Also I can change build at any time

[cerulean mortar]

you guys can just download emote mods, nobody can really stop you and it’s free

[drowsy cave]

I play on Xbox

[scarlet mauve]

then pvp is goona be a pain, you will also find no ppl to invade(part of white mask questline) when starting a new ng

[azure spindle]

Why

[scarlet mauve]

You will find no players to invade/pvp

[azure spindle]

But why will I find no one

[scarlet mauve]

you might able to find a guy in 1 or 2 hour

[gleaming delta]

hello

[weary trellis]

yeah but when will FromSoft add them to use in PvP

[azure spindle]

But like why will I find no one

[cerulean mortar]

never

[scarlet mauve]

its still gona took long to find som1

[past dragon]

playing with others is based on your level and since basically no one will be as high level as you you won't find anyone, it's why people cap their levels so they're the same as everyone else

[azure spindle]

Ohhhh :/

[gleaming delta]

hii

[past dragon]

welcome to the primordial pit puma

[scarlet mauve]

ok then whats the point of pvp lol

your level will be spoofed to 20 each when helping people, and you will only match ppl with level 690 and above

[gleaming delta]

thank you i am new here i bought the game not that wile ago.

[past dragon]

oooh exciting! The best advice I can give you is that there is no wrong way to play the game and you should explore to find tons of items to help you out

[gleaming delta]

thank you!

[scarlet mauve]

certain game progress will block some questlines, keep in mind

[gleaming delta]

Alr thanks.

[rough rapids]

Anyone up for some fun?

[livid zenith]

No more water, we just sit around eating food in our homes watching Morbius repeatedly until we get Morbius: 2 or Morbius: the animated series

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[azure spindle]

Salty foods will be the enemy

[gleaming delta]

Be like morbius and drain your foes for hydration

[azure spindle]

I never actually saw morbius

[gleaming delta]

I think that's wut he does right?? Idk anything of the movie either 🤣

[drowsy cave]

This subreddit is called elden-fun so obviously yes

[azure spindle]

subreddit?

[livid zenith]

He literally morbs them, that's how he gains sustenance.

[gleaming delta]

Ah

[scarlet mauve]

my level 9 vigor makes me so good at rolling

[azure spindle]

Wdym

[drowsy cave]

[scarlet mauve]

i take no damage when exploring

[azure spindle]

Ohhh ok

[scarlet mauve]

commander nail in 5 sec

[azure spindle]

What is the origin of this silly creature

[tawny portal]

Ruby Gold Tortoise Beetle, I think

[somber socket]

This man's going places.

Still going...

He's ascended.

[shy heron]

@worthy harness

[gleaming delta]

Where is ranni scooter person I miss them

[cerulean mortar]

“This is the Federal Bureau of the Erdtree, where is Miquella and what did you do to him?”

[brittle mason]

What is the name of the cape?

[hushed patrol]

Drake Knight

[true quail]

from the silly depths

[gleaming delta]

Divorce really hit renalla hard

[fluid cipher]

A dubious little creature

[gleaming delta]

I’m stealing this

[odd spoke]

Millicent quest line be like

[gleaming delta]

🤨📸

[paper terrace]

I assume this was promptly followed by a stabbing lol

[cunning granite]

definitely

[scenic mauve]

Based and Mohg Pilled

Is that scp 096

[brittle mason]

No 😐

[sharp falcon]

Fumo?

[junior aurora]

this the right place to put this? i consider it a fine piece of art

[obtuse zinc]

helpful! :)

[hushed patrol]

Lmaooo

[gleaming delta]

Music is mid but it looks really nice. Bravo if you’re the one that’s makes these, I’ve shown them both to my friend

[obtuse shoal]

"Music is mid"

OH THE MISERY

[vital grove]

helping people with op stuff is fun

i don’t do that but i can see it be fun

bruh

it kinda looks like there around 6k km away which is a lot but you probably should of gone the other way with that line so you don’t make it falsely look like 15kish km

nvm it’s 4.8 i’m still getting use to estimated km distances

ah ok i mean for what i’ve seen some of my follow people and political geography’s kinda sad so it’s hard to tell yk

i personally was one of those people until i got into political geography because i found it fun slowing going from not knowing anything to getting highier and highier percent

i definitely think europe is the hardest to learn

[obtuse zinc]

this game is morbing awesome

[proper glen]

Marika Bed
Marika Bed

[misty sparrow]

ur mothers bed

[sharp falcon]

Omg such an orignal build i wonder if youtubers ever make this exact same build for 262963962926282629 time

[tribal knoll]

lol that guý

[novel prawn]

First fight as Thanos, safe to say he is infact, Inevitable

[tidal shoal]

Why did they make it so big 😂

[vital sand]

To be fair, Godfrey is a large fella

[proud hearth]

Patches watching you fall for the same trap 4728472 times in a row

[azure spindle]

Mohg got that McDonalds staff

[azure spindle]

He wasn’t expecting the bow lol

[limpid storm]

I did it🥹

[livid zenith]

I loved this place in Elden Ring!

[limpid storm]

O.o

[proud hearth]

You fool, this obviously a place from sekiro

[gleaming delta]

But does he have all the infinity stones?

Also love the finger snap emote at the start lol

[azure spindle]

I have 99 vigor

[wispy blaze]

Rate my fit

[cosmic sage]

Albinauric/10

[zealous saddle]

PePe Bubble Machine Gun

[pure loom]

Best Thanos cosplay i've ever seen, minus points for using bloodhound step but still kudos to you

[novel prawn]

dw that will change, but thank you!

[cunning granite]

Lmao whoever made that is a legend

[viscid drift]

Props to this guy, who killed ekzyke for me

[azure spindle]

I found the meme without text then I added the text

[remote locust]

i dont think thats an elden ring meme

[untold summit]

Kamehameha go brrr

[gleaming delta]

Furyy Alert

[proud hearth]

[gleaming delta]

I respectfully decline

[normal drum]

I just witnessed the most random moment possible

A guy invaded my world and this happened

I love this game

[crisp hearth]

Chads

[gilded radish]

To all the Ranni simps out here, we are not the same.

[true quail]

Wild encounter with The Dancer type invader

[misty plume]

Beautiful

[normal drum]

I love it

[gleaming delta]

Nah ion blame him that rot breath aint a joke

[languid widget]

😂

[true quail]

I'm working on creating an elden ring pvper taxonomy documenting every different flavor of pvper

Elden ring based cryptozoology

[past dragon]

what in the world does that mean

[true quail]

idk google it

[azure spindle]

Wher bloodhound fang

[short eagle]

👍

[azure spindle]

❔

[short eagle]

i can't include every weapon but bloodhound fang is very cool

[azure spindle]

Oh ok thanks

[blissful lance]

we need vigor check waifus

[blissful lance]

now i understand why so many fall for ranni

[past dragon]

mega based

[lyric ruin]

I fell for it too

[blissful lance]

and always vig 60, crimsom amber+2 and/or erdtree+2

[swift loom]

That's painful
Elden stars suck

[fringe bolt]

[magic harness]

finally.. after all this , my main verdict is that elden beast is the easiest boss in the game

[rapid osprey]

Pizza time

[vital grove]

what’s the human radagon looking guy talisman called again

[twin sequoia]

radagon icon

[winter bone]

Thats your mom
PLEASE get original

[true quail]

Snek every time

[keen jolt]

average co op

[gleaming delta]

Morb

[quasi plaza]

I think hyetta is the best

[true quail]

She eats human eyes. @quasi plaza

[quasi plaza]

Yea. But she doesn’t know tho

[tacit thicket]

It's his fetlsh deacon. He likes eyes a little too much

[quasi plaza]

👀

[lyric ruin]

Respectful pick

[swift loom]

Roderika is wholesome
She needs more love

[true quail]

You're right I'm sorry for kinkshaming

[gleaming delta]

Noted

[azure spindle]

ius

[gleaming delta]

I’m taking food I can go like a few weeks atleast right?

[azure spindle]

Yes it’s all worth it for morbius

[gleaming delta]

Agreed

[remote locust]

i wonder how many people have actually seen morbius. lets keep the number at zero

[azure spindle]

Ah yes

[gleaming delta]

That’s pretty, no very big brain of you sir

[steel pewter]

Did you not know?

[gleaming delta]

gasp how dare you say such a horrid thing

[steel pewter]

Its the first movie to make 1 trillion ticket sales

[grand summit]

Blasphemy

[gleaming delta]

I thought it was quintillion

[steel pewter]

Thats an internet rumor and is impossible
If you look it up it is 1 trillion tickets

[brazen copper]

mfw I try to send a meme but "no links allowed" ☠️

[snow idol]

morb

[frail swallow]

Sink Finland to create Penis Peninsula

[cerulean mortar]

well over a morbillion ticket sales easy

[brittle mason]

no

[crisp burrow]

Elden Ring > Crying baby

[frail swallow]

I have a slight suspicion this guy may be a spy

[tawdry grove]

bu-

bu- yall are in spawn

[frail swallow]

no it's the 2fort sewers

[ruby coral]

What’s the correlation with elden ring and Morbius

[frail swallow]

Magic

[ruby coral]

Damn that’s crazyy

[tawdry grove]

Mohg

[frail swallow]

@tawdry grove what do you think about this information

[tawdry grove]

Ligmaballs

[tawdry grove]

looks cool

[gleaming delta]

Idk cuz I haven't watched the film 🐸 🤡

It could be morbius 2 for all we know.

[frail swallow]

Very good reaction to the information, I approve

[grand summit]

it is 💀

[gleaming delta]

Bruh

[shy pond]

AYO

[kind whale]

when

[sacred crag]

Lol

[gleaming delta]

lol

[jovial cradle]

My character chili dog jr. Beat the tree sentinel with fists only

Took a long time but it was so worth it

[gleaming delta]

god dam thats determination

[jovial cradle]

No hit as well

Just went at him as a wretch, no armor, no club. Took me multiple tries

[gleaming delta]

fair play something to be proud of 🙂

[jovial cradle]

Thanks mate, next challenge, take down elder dragon greyoll with only fists 🫠

It’s going to be hell, and that’s an understatement

I’d have to spend over a day of non stop attacking to do that

[maiden pawn]

lmfao

[gleaming delta]

dam that is gonna be tough😂

[gleaming delta]

im new to pvp but just thought that being like the only messege so funny😂

[jovial cradle]

It is, and I’m going to regret my life choices after

[gleaming delta]

there is no after this is where you begin to lose your mind.

[jovial cradle]

Maybe I won’t do greyoll, that’s just too much health 🫣

[gleaming delta]

😂 😂

[sacred crag]

Ha ha dog

[jovial cradle]

I beat the game with duel bloodhound fangs

[gleaming delta]

that meme is a keeper 😂

[maiden pawn]

Its a well known thing within the community that people using rivers of blood build are 90% of the time absolute garbage tier

[jovial cradle]

LOL yea

[gleaming delta]

The reason I’m using it is because I’m absolute dookie plus I’m new to this game

[tawdry grove]

Yall should deepfry a cake

[maiden pawn]

Not saying everyone who uses it is an ass but usually they are toxic and brag about winning, no one says you cant use it

[gleaming delta]

im using it because its cool straight up dont care what others think 😂

i would not brag though also not full pvper just tested it out now for me gonna ng soon

[gleaming delta]

😂

[wide shadow]

Guess that character

[dull slate]

Radahn

[gleaming delta]

Tree sentinel

[wide shadow]

Wow you are both right

[spiral ibex]

Great Jar

[vast rivet]

Jar jar binks

[true quail]

Sans

[weary trellis]

Malenia of Miquella

[neon phoenix]

Siegjar of Jartarina

[proud current]

Geoff Keighley's pot friend

[safe tapir]

I just watched the entirety of this

[gleaming delta]

Why

[safe tapir]

morbius

[gleaming delta]

Understandable

[pseudo venture]

Oh no

[scenic mauve]

jar guy

[frozen anchor]

I know the world is wild

[regal dome]

The hunger for vegetarian violence

[remote locust]

maliketh my beloved

[scarlet mauve]

just reach my 50 commander niall kill lol

[patent pawn]

someone spent actual time making this

[maiden pecan]

golden age guts

[cerulean hawk]

Another to my collection that makes 128

133* sorry

[thorn fox]

I came across 3 people in the dueling place wearing the radahn set with a jar helmet and I have that set too

[heavy cape]

musk man is with us

[open harness]

We have the support of an elongated muskrat in a trench coat

[buoyant knoll]

Of toilets???

[cerulean hawk]

yes

[buoyant knoll]

Elden Ring toilets?!?!?! If so we must see this collection

[cerulean hawk]

souls toilets in general

[buoyant knoll]

May I see? I need more for my collection

[cerulean hawk]

also some of em arent actually souls toilets but really funny toilets so the count is probably closer to 100ish

[cerulean hawk]

ye sure

[vital grove]

can you do me a toilet for each area i’ve only seen caelid, azula, and hail tree

[maiden pecan]

should i really have to kill malenia in ng+?

[gleaming delta]

yes

[rare fulcrum]

She's an optional boss

[maiden pecan]

i want to kill her, but the puzzle that leads me to the haligtree kinda makes me less motivated

[brazen copper]

what puzzle

[rare fulcrum]

Get the Sentry torch

[maiden pecan]

and i hate those archers... and the creepy assasins

[maiden pecan]

sentry torch?

[rare fulcrum]

It reveals the invisible ghouls

[maiden pecan]

where to get it?

[unborn hamlet]

makes the assassins visible can be bought from the merchant in the outerwall area of lyndell

[brazen copper]

this

[rare fulcrum]

Hermit merchant in Altus

[inland siren]

With a merchant in Altus Plateau

[maiden pecan]

on the broken bridge?

[unborn hamlet]

no outerwall area of lyndell

[inland siren]

Near a cemetery

[maiden pecan]

ok...il try finding that

[unborn hamlet]

its right near the northern gate heading out towards the windmill town

[brazen copper]

It's up on the hill past mini margit

[maiden pecan]

they scare the shii outta me ong💀

[brazen copper]

ong ☠️

[dreamy prairie]

Rate my meme

[scarlet grove]

B

[cerulean mortar]

kind of unoriginal since the sif version of that meme has existed for a decade and it’s not the best quality so I’d say C tier

[misty sparrow]

worst talisman in the game

[lavish jetty]

Especially since fall damage is inconsistent it seems

[proud hearth]

Mogh's dynasty shouldve been called moghsteins Island

[dreamy prairie]

Tgeost important thing is better then f

[coarse lance]

that's obviously a gundam

[gleaming delta]

Hehe we got em boys

[coarse lance]

literally me guys

[proud hearth]

Pov: youre miquella

[toxic cargo]

Lmao

[cosmic sage]

I’d trust him

[cosmic sage]

Alright then

[proud hearth]

Canon mogh lore

I love mohg slander

[vagrant path]

lmao

[viscid drift]

I don’t either, our strategy was to basically keep resummoning him and gradually work ekzyke down

[viscid drift]

Talk to Blaidd instead

[balmy linden]

Too furry man, I will go to Alexander instead

[gleaming delta]

🤨

[tawdry grove]

wtf

[misty sparrow]

how about u summon some biches instead

[limpid storm]

Dang

[tawdry grove]

can't.

they aren't in game summons

[gleaming delta]

💀

[frozen anchor]

Bloodborne

[frozen anchor]

🤣

[tawdry grove]

@frozen anchor .

I Double Drafon dare you

[alpine rapids]

Is that real?

[proud hearth]

@frozen anchor

[azure spindle]

Oof dude delete that read the rules

[unreal bolt]

What

[azure spindle]

There is a rule about talking about trading

[frail swallow]

There's a rule limiting everything

[unreal bolt]

Does it count if it's just a meme picture of someone taking a fat L?

[azure spindle]

Yeah it’s not fun

[frail swallow]

The state of this server

[azure spindle]

Uhh idk

[azure spindle]

Yeah ikr

[idle tartan]

this is clearly a meme. Shouldn't get in trouble for that

[gleaming delta]

I love Elon, what a legend

[frail swallow]

he's done some messed up things

[azure spindle]

Yeah your right

[unreal bolt]

Guess we'll have to wait and find out

[idle tartan]

it's not like they are advertising/requesting trade with irl money

[azure spindle]

Oh yeah, and it’s not like that happened in irl, it’s probably edited or staged

[gleaming delta]

Excuse me what?

[azure spindle]

made with mematic???

[idle tartan]

well, I wouldn't assume the lack of stupidity in general. Not regarding the one posting this here (I don't mean to offend!!) 🤣

[gleaming delta]

1984

[restive lava]

Bruh if elden ring had new vegas role play features

[raven mural]

What an unfortunate fusion

[weary trellis]

lmao

[proud hearth]

@obtuse shoal

[obtuse shoal]

SHUSH, I thought it was the same Musk twitter post that I've seen like 30 times in the last 2 days

[proud hearth]

Youre going into the jar for this

[obtuse shoal]

awh hell naw

[proud hearth]

Soon it Will be filled

[azure spindle]

With what

[proud hearth]

My "golden seed"

[azure spindle]

OO
——

[proud hearth]

@proud hearth

[azure spindle]

Ooo self burn, that’s rare

[obtuse shoal]

I wanna try out rivers of blood :c

[proud hearth]

"Free thinkers" when they see a red katana

[azure spindle]

How did you misspell when that bad

[proud hearth]

Maidenless

[obtuse shoal]

Well it looks fun

[proud hearth]

Im special

[obtuse shoal]

Man's on that 99 arcane build

[candid narwhal]

Sauce?

[obtuse shoal]

Maidenless

[proud hearth]

279197

[candid narwhal]

Also sauce

[obtuse shoal]

Post it again

[azure spindle]

The vid I just played x2572622781628282627

[candid narwhal]

That wasnt bad.

[remote locust]

it is pretty fun lol theres a reason why everyones using it

[obtuse shoal]

Well I feel like there's a big difference in people who use it in pve and people that need to uninstall the game

[azure spindle]

Bloodhounds fang till the end

[candid narwhal]

Bloodhound step= brainless

[remote locust]

for a beginning-game weapon bloodhounds fang is like obscenely good

[gleaming delta]

Bloodhound step= sucks at dodging

[candid narwhal]

Ong

[azure spindle]

Bloodhounds finesse= giga chad

[dim portal]

where is this video from?

[obtuse shoal]

I feel like the only people worse than RoB users are those that do erudition gestures. I swear, the amount of people that summoned me for radagaon and that did it... Instant leave

[azure spindle]

Idk I “borrowed” it from a different server

[candid narwhal]

Naw bruh bloodhound step and poke.

[remote locust]

[dim portal]

damn im really curious from where thats from

[azure spindle]

But I do know the song it’s called
Paint it black by The Rolling Stones

[dim portal]

ye

[candid narwhal]

Still tryina get the sauce for these two.

No particular reason

[obtuse shoal]

You need to put more levels in faith, you heathen

[potent nexus]

Faith 💪

[candid narwhal]

Im not fiending at all man.

[obtuse shoal]

You the kinda mofo to larp Dung Eater

[candid narwhal]

Dung eater a diff breed of nasty

[potent nexus]

The notorious lowdown luncher

[obtuse shoal]

The Backyard Mechanic

[candid narwhal]

The infamous caca consumer

[potent nexus]

💀

[candid narwhal]

Canon lore

[gleaming delta]

elden ring lore be like^

[obtuse shoal]

A true example on how to properly worldbuild. Oh Miyazaki you fuq, what you doin hidin all that from us, man I'm thirsty

[azure spindle]

Kinda the same with loretta

[obtuse shoal]

...awh hell naw

[candid narwhal]

Loretta easy clap

[azure spindle]

Let da wordss of da fingas gide yuuuu

[gleaming delta]

imagine needing help with loretta🤨