elden-fun

[fair frigate]

GG does she change after you die? If not ☠️

[pseudo dawn]

i saw this and thought, "got games on your phone?"

[uncut latch]

she goes back to her 1st form then when i kill her 1st form she goes back to her 2nd form

[astral peak]

Yeah data miners have found that soldier of godrick does have a second face, his name changes to Soldier of God, Rick and he has an entire new moveset, nobodies been able to reach it though

[gleaming delta]

I find this impossible

[past dragon]

it's coming with the rick and morty crossover later this year

[uncut latch]

uhm, wha happened to mimic

this is sum bs

[restive lava]

I need elden ring randomizer this looks awsome

[gleaming delta]

:smiley: only 13+ is allowed in here :smirk: in my bio :white_check_mark:

[barren escarp]

A total of 0 people asked

[zealous token]

i agree

[opaque marsh]

👎

[broken sparrow]

pass the alexander down? naaah wheres my siegbräu

[wheat adder]

No

[gleaming delta]

lmfao

[idle dagger]

Advertising 😐 😐 😐

[rugged arch]

Nice one

[fringe bolt]

hey yo what mod is this

[tawdry basin]

Based

Kings

[wind ether]

dex user.

[uncut latch]

its a item/enemy randomizer, the enemy randomizer is in beta rn

[lofty crag]

dad ?

[jovial grotto]

🤣

[lofty crag]

darksouls 3 > elden ring

[gleaming delta]

just made this

[tacit thicket]

He'll yea

[lofty crag]

true

[last roost]

dexterity

[hybrid heart]

my dad be like

[summer sentinel]

🪕

[gleaming delta]

I just broke my controller playing elden ring

Behold, but

[valid moon]

everyone has their first

[pure loom]

Not me because i don't have anger issues

The left stick did get some major wear from my disgusting greasy hands while playing tho

[gleaming delta]

Let me date you

[gleaming delta]

It wasn’t even a main boss it was a magma wyrm in a cave

Magma wyrms one of the most annoying enemies in the game imo

[valid moon]

HAHAAHA

[pure loom]

That move when they crawl the entire length of the arena in half a millisecond like a bearded dragon on crack is the worst, doesn't help that they like to do it several times in a row

[gleaming delta]

That's annoying but just attacking and it slightly moving and damaging me by MOVING p'd me off bru it's aids

Makes sense, but im mad, cuz bad.

[pure loom]

Radahn would never refer to his faithful companion Leonard as just "horse" please be lore accurate next time

[gleaming delta]

I thought radahn was really cool, then then fought him for the first time and saw his tiny horse and couldn't take him seriously anymore

Ig the horse isn't tiny hes just like 6'0 and the horse is 5'11 yknow

[carmine cloud]

The horse is tiny for him.

[gleaming delta]

And its silly

[cold elm]

For me I found the stumps more weird

Looks especially weird when he seems to push the horse under the ground with his stump

[jovial grotto]

leonard the goat

[carmine cloud]

I think it's hilarious when he uses his power on the horse, and it slides around.

[rich cape]

Real Griffith?

[placid rivet]

What boss

[crude gale]

2nd phase without getting hit

[thin rover]

Thanks for the video AutisticMoose76

[quasi silo]

lol

[crimson hollow]

So Fun!

[misty tundra]

why

[crimson hollow]

Godfrey the first elden lord

[livid summit]

what level should i go to lava and snow manor?

[misty tundra]

why break the headset tho?😭

[crimson hollow]

Honestly i threw it down and it broke

I fixed it with tape

[thin rover]

Raged and tried to pull a Mike Tyson on himself

[crimson hollow]

Dude, it happends

[thin rover]

Tried to bite own ear off? Odd occasion

[crimson hollow]

Thats- not what i thought you were talking about

[thin rover]

I was making an ear joke smh 🤦‍♂️

[crimson hollow]

Yeah i know but at first i thought you were talking about pulling hair or hitting yourself

[thin rover]

Mike Tyson is very bald

[crimson hollow]

Not on my watch

Boom i unbalded mike tyson

[thin rover]

He’s so cute 🥵

[elfin sorrel]

Tike myson

[crimson hollow]

FR!

[crimson hollow]

i could smell the confusion

[plush jungle]

it took me a second to realize what i was looking at

[thin rover]

@ocean island this guys a bot advertiser

[crimson hollow]

agreed

[plush jungle]

cringe

[crimson hollow]

I do that

[ocean island]

Yeah discord covid

[crimson hollow]

Josh aint a real homie, he didnt even take the bullet

[plush jungle]

:c

[thin rover]

I would take a bullet for someone for a Big Mac

[crimson hollow]

same

[gleaming delta]

Anyone have a hard time with new game +

[crimson hollow]

i cant even get past godfrey in the main game

[gleaming delta]

I already have dual rivers of blood

Still got bodied by the elden beast

[deft harness]

some builds are great for sub ng+ some builds suck until you hit level 250+ mess around with your build a bit try more scaling items

[thin rover]

Bro why dual rivers of blood, and your struggling? That’s a skill issue at that point 💀

[cerulean mortar]

Elden beast is immune to bleed you bonehead

[deft harness]

[elfin plover]

i had to rebirth cause i felt the game was too easy with a blood build

[cerulean mortar]

He’s struggling for a reason RoB is great but trash vs beast

[thin rover]

Still is rob 💀

[deft harness]

hes prob using a strength faith build with arcane bleed weapons

[green pulsar]

RoB dps still ridiculous

[deft harness]

i swear idk why i see that so much

[crimson hollow]

i have rob but its my first souls game and im unable to beat godfrey the first elden lord

[green pulsar]

Ngl on elden beast the most powerful attacks are God slayer black flame due to it's huge health pool

[thin rover]

This is my first souls game and I beat the man with wolves and a long sword

[green pulsar]

He's weak to lightning, specifically lightning strike is a good ash of war. You can use mimic tear or a tank ash to draw aggro off you to spam the lightning strike

[deft harness]

if its yoru first souls game then we can safely assume its a skill issue, its a hard game that takes a long long time to get good at, try implementing bloodhounds step into yoru gameplay until you get really good

[cerulean mortar]

oh that’s cool swears are auto deleted, whatever point is RoB is good in pvp bc there the damage is insane, in PvE however on ng+ it’s kinda trash dps wise even at +10 and 80 arc, you wanna see actually broken numbers look at blasphemous blade which you can spam forever thanks to the life steal on takers flames

[thin rover]

Easy game tbh

[thin rover]

Rob is still better lmao I played both and rob does over 10k in like 5 seconds

[cerulean mortar]

If the enemy bleeds

[gleaming delta]

I know ima just do side quests

[thin rover]

Even if they don’t

[deft harness]

have you guys not tries seppoku with curved swords or twin blades?

RoB doesnt hold a candle to seppuku jump jump attacks with +25 godskin peelers

[crimson hollow]

Yeah i use rob in pve but i would never use it in pvp because i killed radahn before he even got on his horse and i first tried the beast clergy thing

[cerulean mortar]

seppuku is same issue as RoB, btw idk how tf you think RoB is better damage wise I could prove statistically based on charms and level used it isn’t even close on elden beast plus the life steal makes it a non factor anyways but whatever

[gleaming delta]

I want to try a guts build

[thin rover]

They suck and are boring

[gleaming delta]

Any suggestions

[deft harness]

Kitch go to youtube, lots of good streamers with great build guides

[thin rover]

False

[cerulean mortar]

Guts doesn’t really suck, darn near everything is viable btw, faith str and int str are both pretty interesting imo, dark moon gs for example is a classic that’s always great, tons of cool faith weapons, spells, and ashes of war as well, godslayer gs for example is really cool imo and very fun to use

[thin rover]

Dark moon sucks

[deft harness]

I agree

you really cant go wrong, the way the game is so beautifully designed

[thin rover]

Not really

[crimson hollow]

The godfrey that gaurds the elden beast? because i already beat the gold dude

[cerulean mortar]

you understand that not everything has to be RoB, moonveil, SoNaF or blasph levels of broken to be good right? Literally can be completed by just rolling, but slamming, and bubble spamming all have been done, every build is absolutely viable

[thin rover]

Sonaf isn’t broken

[cerulean mortar]

I mean pre nerf

[deft harness]

Dont pay any mind to the 10yo Beelte kid, he just wants someone to argue with him

[thin rover]

Blasph is mid, moonveil is also mid, rob is mid, it’s all mid

[rare fulcrum]

Envoy longhorn my beloved

[cerulean mortar]

Yeah I know, I just like debating since it makes me feel smarter than I am

[haughty marten]

@thin rover should stfu ❤️

[thin rover]

Okay mr “im 40 years old on a video game discord server” go

[crimson hollow]

dude with RoB i beat beast clergy man first try in like 3 min

[deft harness]

Just stating the obvious

[cerulean mortar]

Ah a man of culture I see

[thin rover]

Look at ur pfp man 🤦‍♂️

[rare fulcrum]

Honk honk the time for slaughter is now

[deft harness]

valad is valid

[cerulean mortar]

Once got ganked by three bubble dudes, at first I was pissed but I couldn’t even stay mad because bubbles

[livid zenith]

It's toot or be tooted

[gleaming delta]

I've got alot playlists

[rare fulcrum]

One person with each horn?

[gleaming delta]

Making vids rn

[deft harness]

no 3 people 1 horn

[cerulean mortar]

Yep, one long, one reg, and one great, also might’ve had the bubble spells for off hand I’m not sure, and the headgear ofc

[rare fulcrum]

Major W

[gleaming delta]

I'm running around with dual RoB

[thin rover]

Why

[gleaming delta]

Idk why

[cerulean mortar]

can try cold uchi/nagakiba

[gleaming delta]

finna try moonveil

[haughty marten]

beetle cares too much for someone who has a quote in their bio 🤦‍♂️

[rare fulcrum]

Kind of a mid song as well

[thin rover]

It’s a lyric to a song I hold very close to my heart

[crimson hollow]

i have different memories to this song

[cerulean mortar]

I like hotel California ngl, doesn’t mean beetle is right tho

[rare fulcrum]

Kick out the jams

[thin rover]

What were we arguing about

[cerulean mortar]

Also just so you know, imo moonveil and RoB don’t go very well together, they’re strengths are their weapon arts, you should try and pick something that compliments which you wind up going with instead of both imo

[haughty marten]

u care about rob and uh yeah u didnt make any good points but pop off 👍

[thin rover]

You are a random with an anime pfp that put a heart in your passive aggressive message towards an argument you weren’t a part of

[cerulean mortar]

hey hey arguments over let’s all just back off a bit it’s a meme channel

[rare fulcrum]

Who is Grace and why are we all touching her?

[haughty marten]

this guy doesnt get its wendy (the buns are so goood there)

[thin rover]

Wendys sucks

[cerulean mortar]

Wendy’s nuts drag across your face

[gleaming delta]

Depends, a well managed Wendy's can actually have pretty decent food.

[thin rover]

I was given raw chicken at wendys (it was fresh never frozen)

[haughty marten]

beetle got the same insults and they are my pfp and anime pfp nooo!!

[gleaming delta]

As someone who used to be an employee there, I wouldn't eat it personally

[thin rover]

I eat at Dairy Queen 🤩

[haughty marten]

the buns and ranch sauce combo is so good there

[cerulean mortar]

I like Wendy’s but now I’m curious how unsanitary are they compared with other places?

[haughty marten]

love the wetness of burgers and how good their meat is

[gleaming delta]

They store leftover burgers in a heated bin for 4-5 hours and put it in the chilli, and like, a plastic bin

[thin rover]

Wendys chilli

[gleaming delta]

They also don't clean the grill surface frequently enough, as well as the walls

[haughty marten]

thats literally good wtf you mean

[cerulean mortar]

that sounds pretty similar to the in n out and Burger King establishments I used to work at, unfortunately it seems pretty common in fast food

[haughty marten]

room temperature abuse would be worse

[gleaming delta]

Which is weird because fast food could actually be good, like they've got the ingredients

[gleaming delta]

I love elden ring, but I might need a second copy

[haughty marten]

wtf why is she so ugly or is that a man

[cerulean mortar]

cutting costs ig, hate how much money is valued by big corporations but it is what it is

[tiny cape]

According to them neither there property apparently

[gleaming delta]

Chick Fil A tho 😩 🤌

[thin rover]

that woman is beautiful

[last roost]

Wait what

[haughty marten]

thats a man and no one will tell me otherwise

[tiny cape]

Varre used to tell you to die in a ditch and it was funny

[gray cosmos]

What in the lands between did I just witness

[gleaming delta]

F

[analog saffron]

day 6 of restoring random memes so they don’t get lost in this channel

[gleaming delta]

Magma wyrm sadly

[viscid drift]

Dear god, he’s shmooving

[patent pawn]

thats a hot bee

[gleaming delta]

Oof

[last dune]

WOO! yeah! Dance Dance.

[plush jungle]

summoning shenanigan's (final boss spoilers)

[median condor]

Let me solo her

[drifting crest]

Shiiiii shiiiii

[frosty oasis]

where is the original video of just the guy dancing from?

[hot nacelle]

Creepier than mohg

[kindred maple]

Can somone remake this and send it to me in a gif thanks

[barren heath]

ic

[warped cliff]

Umm

[potent nexus]

sweet jesus man 🤣

[kindred maple]

ty in advance

[weak timber]

Ic, this is where the memes go

[kindred maple]

This is now the meme channel

[graceful maple]

skate

[wild barn]

Sket

[hushed patrol]

lol

[hushed patrol]

The Hangover

😆

[gleaming delta]

awww how gay

[long agate]

In my dream I was explaining to my sister that ranni is radahn's sister lol

[jovial grotto]

yeah

[long agate]

(Real)

[jovial grotto]

such skill issue

[manic bear]

Ohh miquellaaa

[manic bear]

Reddit

[rain raptor]

yes

[potent nexus]

i despise you

[plucky wigeon]

why does the ultimate fight of ultimate destiny go so hard with the tf2 theme wtf

[gleaming delta]

what the fuglmao

[gleaming delta]

i can still poke a hole and

[viscid drift]

Could deal with that, but I couldn’t go without Blaidd, won’t say what website Blaidd though

[viscid drift]

When the mage passes the vigor check

[viscid drift]

Chad Blaidd vs Melania

[safe tapir]

fair.

[rose apex]

That rotussy fellin nice

[viscid drift]

Blaidd is clearly the superior choice of maiden, all other maidens are objectively wrong

[jovial grotto]

cry about it

[safe tapir]

hot wolf man

[viscid drift]

Only a matter of time until someone makes a mod

You know of what I speak, just look at Skyrim mods

[safe tapir]

don't give me hope. 😩

[viscid drift]

The only thing on par with a Blaidd romance questline would perhaps be a dung eater romance

[raven pilot]

ill never get tired of seeing this

[safe tapir]

Dung Eater x Blaidd fanfic

[viscid drift]

I should be able to give the darkmoon ring to Blaidd, Ranni cannot stop me.

[safe tapir]

yes.

[viscid drift]

There is also a case to be made for Alexander though, but he’s kinda just a pot

[safe tapir]

Alexander is a warrior, he has no time for romance

[remote locust]

the most perfect man

[rose apex]

Fax

[safe tapir]

turtle pope is awesome

[gleaming delta]

yall simp for alexander or blaidd i simp for hewg no cap

[plush forum]

who has the best voice actor?

[gleaming delta]

varre/morgot

[safe tapir]

Rykard

[plush forum]

i'd say gideon and varre

[gleaming delta]

my little lambkin

yall saw the meme video of gideon talking bout ranni? 💀

[plush forum]

sounds interesting

[viscid drift]

Fair

[viscid drift]

Hewg 10/10 hard working ✔️ dedicated ✔️

[gleaming delta]

yessir thats the spirit

[viscid drift]

Gurranq is also an option

[plush forum]

how long did it take for ya all to realize fia's hug was a trap

[viscid drift]

I’ll be varre’s lambkin any day

[viscid drift]

It’s not really a trap, she tells you exactly what is happening

[gleaming delta]

she used me to be able to kill d 🌝 hate her

[viscid drift]

She asks you to share your vitality with her

[gleaming delta]

she is sucking out my life energey

[plush forum]

i might have skipped the dialogues lol

[viscid drift]

You are sharing, sharing is caring. Though admittedly people really don’t know what she means by that at first

[plush forum]

i realized that after the fire giant

[steel pewter]

She steals your vigor

[gleaming delta]

imo the blessing is useless anyways

[lofty vapor]

Blaidd my beloved

[remote locust]

DEFINITELY yura. his delivery on literally his lines are astonishing

[plush forum]

dung enthusiast is not there

[gleaming delta]

yura1 or yura 2 lmao i guess nr1

[remote locust]

"Do not stain the immaculacy of your sword, your flesh, your fire..." the delivery of this sends shivers down my spine, it's so emotional

[plush forum]

this will make a fine edition to my collection

[gleaming delta]

oh god no i thought i escaped

[harsh jungle]

There is no escape

[remote locust]

literally a perfect man, blaidd my love

[plush forum]

yura is the only dexterity user that i respect

[remote locust]

yura might be my second favorite npc honestly

after blaidd of course

[plush forum]

i sense a dexterity user nearby

[plush forum]

what about patches

[remote locust]

a scoundrel. a dastard. mischievous shrew. i hate him. i'd give him a big kiss on the lips

[safe tapir]

what.

[lofty vapor]

I murdered him by accident because I found him late game and 1 shot him

[plush forum]

ffs

[remote locust]

he's better off

[safe tapir]

👏

[pure loom]

He's just a silly little guy, you wouldn't hurt a silly little guy would you?

[safe tapir]

I would.

[plush forum]

to be fair he was less annoying in elden ring

[pure loom]

I personally believe patches is 100% Miyasaki's baldsona

[plush forum]

rykard is having fun lol

[pure loom]

His smile and optimism: restored

[gleaming delta]

renalla looks creepy af

[plush forum]

this is accurate

[gleaming delta]

That Elden Beast is cute

[south grail]

Elden doge

[gleaming delta]

how dare you disrespecting my malenia

[safe tapir]

Malenia < Blaidd

[livid zenith]

This is so cursed, rykard morgott and rennala are... Uncanny

[gleaming delta]

imagine simping for ranni a doll with 4 arms

[plush forum]

simping for hewg is alowed

[thin rover]

True

[gleaming delta]

repost because

[timid scroll]

1hp 😦

[lofty crag]

git gud

[patent pawn]

chadahn

[patent pawn]

its about the mets

[echo heron]

cranky

i suppose i have the force within me

[restive lava]

Giga chad

[remote locust]

i would die for rya

[sleek furnace]

Same

[cobalt kestrel]

the only reason i lost to her was because i couldn't concentrate during her 2nd stage🤤

[cobalt kestrel]

i don't wonder no more, i just know i can, i simply gotta

[frozen anchor]

Elden beast

[rare fulcrum]

Almost none of these are spoilers

[gleaming delta]

The force is strong near some graces. 😄 Actually that's a bug when someone places a message on the grace and it gets misplaced.

[echo heron]

ooh hahaha

you alr took the chance 💀

[gleaming delta]

❓

[rare fulcrum]

Goldmask says the law is 100% fake

[gleaming delta]

Ahh, i see 😄

[frozen anchor]

🈷️

[rare fulcrum]

Goldmask moment

[misty sparrow]

ur pp small

[patent pawn]

worst boss in elden ring is commander Niall

[rare fulcrum]

Use bewitching branches on one of his knights it's funny as hell

[patent pawn]

with the runback and the enemies in between and spirit summons targeting behind the fog wall, and the triple gank, and the massive aoe's, and the absurd tankiness, Niall just aint it

[patent pawn]

true tho

[gleaming delta]

Try fighting the dual wielder phantom first, that's the most annoying of the trio

[patent pawn]

speaking of trios, crystalian trio is a nightmare too

[rare fulcrum]

FACTS

The spear one is the absolute WORST

[patent pawn]

also Niall has the most ungodly reach ever

[restive lava]

Two words, "rotten breath"

[rare fulcrum]

Agheels flame also melts him (sorry for the pun 😔)

[primal portal]

Facts

[rare fulcrum]

🤝

[patent pawn]

i love how quickly the elden ring community established the albinauric head as the overall best and most memeable helmet in the game

[river palm]

Buenos Dias, I am dire need of the Godrick Pickle meme I will literally die if I don't have it in 0.1222 seconds

(I am dying)

[river palm]

HMmmmMm....

HmmmMmmm....

Yes.

[patent pawn]

pickle godrick

[faint shell]

mispelling malekith wait

[gleaming delta]

😆

[patent pawn]

comet azur users

[faint shell]

wait I

[river palm]

wait you

[faint shell]

ok I think it was right, I'm going delusional

[plush forum]

malenia fans propaganda

[strange trail]

Russia moment

[velvet whale]

🤣

[patent pawn]

neenage tutant tinja nurtles

yall

[velvet whale]

kinda nsfw tho 😛

[lilac aspen]

lol normal adds are now on pornhub. Does this mean our society is moving forward or back?

[gleaming delta]

😐

[lofty vapor]

The horses name is also Leonard

[thorny swift]

No way...

[strange trail]

He a little confused but he got the spirit

[lofty vapor]

That’s what it’s model is called in the game files

[thorny swift]

[frozen anchor]

Bruh

[gleaming delta]

My man spelled Hulk wrong smh

[lilac aspen]

Thats Flash

[gleaming delta]

Probably a dog

[fair wedge]

hah

[frozen anchor]

Dog ahead

[civic violet]

What?

[viscid drift]

A scholor of the pog conspectus

[velvet whale]

kagebunshin jutsu

[lilac aspen]

tasty

[cerulean hawk]

I actually used that spell to beat placidusax the other day lmao

[wanton willow]

Yeast used Meme Theft.

[primal niche]

Found that on tiktok my boy

[faint shell]

dont gotta do placidusax like that

[wanton willow]

Yeast has stolen your meme. She thanks you for the funny

[primal niche]

I request sex

[neon spire]

that cat bout to get some

[primal niche]

I'm eating frosted flakes in my computer class

Yes

Yeah no links allowed

[wanton willow]

Oh I can't react with gifs. Shame.

[lilac aspen]

duno why

[wanton willow]

Probably a security/anti-NSFW measure.

[analog saffron]

Mohgwyn Dynasty Mausoleum

[wanton willow]

Also, yikes. Just saw that.

[analog saffron]

loser

[outer fossil]

Keep malding Malenia fan.

[raven mural]

"I hAvE NeVeR known dEfEaT"

[raven mural]

Puppers of Radagon

[plush forum]

she literally rage quits the fights just not to lose

[raven mural]

She's such a loser. She was losing to Radahn, so she nuked the land to draw the fight

[plush forum]

you'll never hear this from a malenia simp

[thorny swift]

Not by Radahn she didn't ayyyy

[plush forum]

look this chad showing off his chadness

[plush forum]

accurate

[thorny swift]

Everyone bullies Godrick

[gleaming delta]

Golden order chads vs ranni simps

[patent pawn]

maidenless dog behaviour

[patent pawn]

yoo another genghis

[plush forum]

another malenia simp

[cerulean hawk]

Radahn couldn't handle that scarlet rotussy

[plush forum]

well no one can without a golden needle

[cerulean hawk]

He should've used preserving boluses lol

[plush forum]

nah he was to chad to do that

tho godfrey is more chad than radahn

[cerulean hawk]

True and based

[plush forum]

and has the best ost (in my opinion)

[cerulean hawk]

Radahn when I lead him to the cliffs and he dies of fall damage (he hasn't nastered gravity)

[plush forum]

just why

[patent pawn]

thats a lot of rotussy

[plush forum]

what is wrong with you people

[cerulean hawk]

It's just a funny word

We need a word for radahn too

Radahussy

[fallow herald]

We have sinned

[plush forum]

pls no

[analog saffron]

Mohg, Lord of Empyrean 🅱️ussy

[plush forum]

i rather spend my evening listening to mogh ranting about stuff than think about that word

[cerulean hawk]

Radagon, of the Golden 🅱️ ussy

[plush forum]

back to the blight town i go

[cerulean hawk]

Mohg would no doubt bring up how hard it was to sneak miquella past all the cleanrot knights guarding their rotussy queen

[plush forum]

blight town it is then

[plush forum]

armstrong is angry i can see it

[lilac yoke]

im literally dying

[plush forum]

this will make a fine edition to my collection

[cerulean hawk]

People be arguing over Malenia and Radahn

My brother in the Erdtree they are both wilful traitors

MohgDonalds Dynasty

[plush forum]

i don't really like what im seeing rn

[cerulean hawk]

I am simply Morgott pilled

[plush forum]

soldier of godrick

[cerulean hawk]

The true hardest boss

[plush forum]

like you literally can slap her with colossal weapons

im sorry man

[potent nexus]

I am a projectile weapons enjoyer

[plush forum]

jar cannon

[potent nexus]

i frow de poison nife

[gleaming delta]

@plucky furnace

[plush forum]

my first elden ring run was a mage with 9 vigor and also fia's debuff

[potent nexus]

I use throwing knifes bombs and as a melee the greatsword

[plucky furnace]

?

[cerulean hawk]

Mage builds are fun

[gleaming delta]

someone told me they found me from you was just wondering you tf you were XD

[plush forum]

comeon high damage low health

[plucky furnace]

Lmao saw your post in the channel

[gleaming delta]

Interesting

[plush forum]

every tried incantations plus a bow lol

[cerulean hawk]

What build you run

[plucky furnace]

Level 600+ so I’m assuming you actually played the game a few times instead of just farming all of it

[plush forum]

facts

[gleaming delta]

Yeah coughs in 200 elden beast kills most in ng+5 and above

[plush forum]

though i redeemed myself with my second run...... zweihander only

[cerulean hawk]

I summoned for Godskin duo and both died in the very start so I was carried by my 80 int and comet azur

[plucky furnace]

Exactly why i told him to message you, he wants help with fire giant but he expected me to just solo him. And I don’t have enough damage output for that

[plush forum]

i actually like astel reminds me of a florida man

[cerulean hawk]

Astel was not that bad besides his dungeon variant

[plush forum]

yea just chilling and throwing rocks

[gleaming delta]

and thats why i just soloed it

On the first post i would refuse

[weak timber]

Lol

[plush forum]

to be fair fromsoftware makes interesting stories about how they have reused assets in games

[pure loom]

Godfrey tried the they/them p***y and it lead to him becoming tarnished

[gleaming delta]

The diffrence from 5'11 and 6 foot i would know

[plush forum]

these are out memes now

[gleaming delta]

Wanna hear a gigachad moment?

[weak timber]

Sure

[plush forum]

rykard is mine thank you sir

[iron fjord]

what is the moment

[gleaming delta]

When you Beat people bosses and they ask you for your age and your 10 years younger than them

[iron fjord]

ahh

[weak timber]

Eh

[ruby bear]

What?

[gleaming delta]

yeah im 7 im joking btw

[plush forum]

not again

[cerulean mortar]

the rotussy worth it

[gleaming delta]

The real moment is when you accidently solo a boss

[plush forum]

what is wrong with you people

[cerulean mortar]

I just can’t last 30 seconds around malenia

[patent pawn]

that nasty rotussy

[ruby bear]

Frfr

[plush forum]

you believe me if i say i was watching forged in fire rn

[patent pawn]

rip memes

forged in fire is awesome

[plush forum]

it will kill

[patent pawn]

great memes

i really need to start making a meme stash

[weak timber]

Lol

[plush forum]

how many more memes do you have in your pocket pocket dimension

[patent pawn]

||butt||er

[plush forum]

you have my respect

all of them are good

this will make a fine edition to my collection

[plush forum]

thank you for feeding my collection

[gleaming delta]

hahaha

[languid sinew]

turn myself into a tarnished

[patent furnace]

jesus christ that's scary

that looks like photoshop 🤯

[languid sinew]

when i was doing co-op and pvp with my friends they beg me to put on a helmet for this reason

[fringe bolt]

ahh is there a way to get access to it or what

[maiden pecan]

i dunno if this a bug or did i miss something but, i have finishe tanith questline but i can't get to lords chamber

[lilac aspen]

😄

[lunar rose]

for real though Radahn did nothing wrong

[torpid trout]

100% xD

[uncut latch]

i made a vid on how to get it, i help you install it if you want

[fringe bolt]

yea i would like that
wheres the video btw?

[candid narwhal]

Apologize, N o w

[patent pawn]

sold, god of rick

[flint lodge]

ayo kodak black here?

[weak bridge]

Me cringing at all the bad memes posted

[analog saffron]

giants red braid

[pure loom]

This man has the miquella DLC, get 'em bandai rats

[dawn citrus]

Miquella in the DLC?

[pure loom]

But tbh everything about malenia centers so much around miquella they might as well be the same character

I love this change in the server power distribution because everyone is now a moghwyn dynasty ambassador

[last roost]

Cant wait for miquella to emerge a hideous putrid ghastly abomination and not a 5'2" cutesy uwu little femboy that everyones not shutting up about

[flat arrow]

Lmao u knew what i ment 😂

[last roost]

🗿

[pure loom]

I hate the golden order and everything it stands for

(Marika let me post my gifs please)

[candid narwhal]

Pov: you finished the game and went back to kill tree sentinel

[real fractal]

LOL

[analog saffron]

I also disagree

[last roost]

So based

[analog saffron]

If I did agree, Tom Brady wouldn’t be a male, he would be a goat.

[last roost]

What is this chat 🗿

[pure loom]

Replying a bit late eh

[patent pawn]

candice

[candid narwhal]

The runes dealer departs. For there are people that require them. Adios

[analog saffron]

yeah.

[kind flicker]

Cool, you're not really worth anymore energy

[analog saffron]

Avoiding the argument because you don’t have anything else to say?

[pure loom]

It can take some time to come up w/ a response like that so no pressure

[patent pawn]

elden ring meme channel getting deep

[analog saffron]

I just didn’t have time to respond, because I have a bit of real life problems.

[kind flicker]

Tends to happen with transphobes in a discord

[analog saffron]

well on with the memes

[patent pawn]

wow 🥰

[kind flicker]

Those proportions tho

[analog saffron]

So not agreeing to an opinion is transphobia? What a day.

[dawn zealot]

Who asked

[patent pawn]

fun times

[kind flicker]

Mohg must be a big genshin fan

[patent pawn]

mohgius

[patent pawn]

amohgius

[analog saffron]

Amohgus

[kind flicker]

Imagine missing the point of the joke

[last roost]

I mean idk they might not have actually missed the joke considering how much they're thirsting for miquella 🗿

[patent pawn]

💀

[kind flicker]

Fun fact: there's a nonbinary/agender character in elden ring, st. Trina

[last roost]

Miquella simps when I bash their head into the wall

[patent pawn]

fun fact: Elden Ring is based in a made up universe centuries ago and has nothing to do with modern politics and opinions

[kind flicker]

"Modern" 🗿

[pure loom]

Fun fact: you are in a discord server about said made up universe

[patent pawn]

Iron Fist Alexander

[frail swallow]

yes I remember Salamon meeting up with his Xe/Xyr non binary asexual friend

[patent pawn]

misclick apologies

[kind flicker]

Omg that is a gender neutral name

[kind flicker]

Evidence

[patent pawn]

🗿

[patent pawn]

and precisely why does this matter in a game about killing monsters and demigods

[last roost]

Sounds like you're getting butthurt

[kind flicker]

I just thought it was cool

[earnest epoch]

its not nonbinary lol, miquella is a boy but he looks like a little girl due to his eternal childhood

[patent pawn]

elden ring ost fire

[frail swallow]

fun fact: some historical figures only have their names stick around, not their gender

[kind flicker]

Wasn't talking about miqella

[earnest epoch]

st trina = miquella, its not even a theory?

[frail swallow]

godrick

[patent pawn]

is that moyai from night at the museum

[pure loom]

Tbh the tons of cut content about both are questionable sources

[kind flicker]

Lol it is

[low canopy]

i can’t

[tawdry grove]

Why yall defending peso mohg💀

[patent pawn]

love night at the museum

[frail swallow]

when

[earnest epoch]

its not just cut content, saint trina's torch and trina's/miquella's flowers 💀

[kind flicker]

The weapon description legit says they

[gleaming delta]

🍿

[low canopy]

what

[tawdry grove]

Also dont come with that nonbinary bs, Its pretty much said that Miquella is a guy cursed to forever be a child

[frail swallow]

because we don't know if he or she was a man or a woman

[earnest epoch]

yup

[patent pawn]

yeah i gotta agree with this one, at the very least, St Trina’s gender isn’t known in game

[low canopy]

🤓

[kind flicker]

Kinda cringe

[tawdry grove]

your cringe for not accepting the truth

[frail swallow]

yeah kind of

[covert osprey]

The point was that the cultists are unsure of who they're worshipping yet they do it anyway bc they're crazy

[hollow flower]

@kind flicker ur right btw they just dont get it, public gaming discords are really difficult to have this discussion with in my experience lol

[tawdry grove]

just want to grow up in peace but noooooooo-

[patent pawn]

biggest cringe is getting political once again in an elden ring meme channel 💀

[earnest epoch]

get reality checked, miquella is not nonbinary

[frail swallow]

thank you Walter White, well said

[kind flicker]

Plus idk if they can read that well, copium is a hell of a drug

[tawdry grove]

Also @young phoenix i thought you were a chainsaw motorcycle now

[sterile pivot]

can someone point me towards the meme channel? this clearly isnt it

[patent pawn]

unfortunately this is the state of the meme channel

[frail swallow]

"they" is used because we don't know if he or she was a man or a woman

[hollow flower]

well the usual argument they pull is "well hes androgynous because hes a child" completely ignoring that the st. trina depiction being referred to as "they", iirc, is uh
an adult depiction LMFAO

[tawdry grove]

There is nothing confiin that Miquella is St.Trinna

[tawdry grove]

^

[earnest epoch]

you can't understand the use of words "they" cuz the gender is unknown right(for the item itself, miquella/trina is a mystery overall)?

[pure loom]

Exactly, that's why you can't confirm their gender (if they have one)

[hollow flower]

wait why are you pointing up at me i thought you were arguing against miquella being nonbinary

im arguing for it LOL

[tawdry grove]

But we have Miquella's gender lmao it's a guy.

St trinna may not even be human

[patent pawn]

amohgus does not approve of arguing (he thinks we should go back to memes)

[gleaming delta]

Quantity>quality

[fickle swan]

Miquella is gender

[pure loom]

We ain't talking about miquella here

[kind flicker]

That copium

[earnest epoch]

get a life

[frail swallow]

guys let's not ruin elden ring by making characters "diverse"

[kind flicker]

Ah yes because diverse=bad. Homophobic moment

[sterile pivot]

im kidding, i know its the memes channel, just this whole arguement in the wrong channel is just... why

[cerulean hawk]

Diversity ruins nothing unless you decide to cry about it

I don't think anyone arguing miquella or Trina could be nonbinary particularly cares if he is or isnt

[pure loom]

Sincerely, stay quiet for several minutes you have reached your limit on talking

[patent pawn]

🍿 me when nothing but insults

[buoyant saffron]

???

[earnest epoch]

stop calling everything you dont like homophobic maybe the society we'll be better for you

[frail swallow]

I meant let's not stain an experience by bringing in modern politics

[tawdry grove]

We were five seconds ago and im out

[hollow flower]

miquella is st trina, its confirmed in cut content and continues to be heavily alluded to in lore that made it into the game
and i mean, whine and cry all you want about "political agenda" in your games when people try to propose interesting theories on characters, when the game in question centers on a god that can swap their body presentation rapidfire lmfao

[patent pawn]

happy elden ringers

[kind flicker]

Once again, this stuff is not modern

[chrome snow]

bruh he might just be like radagon/marika, or just a boy who looks feminine lol why are people getting butthurt xD

[cerulean hawk]

Gender and identity has been around for thousands of years

[tawdry grove]

their gender: deceased there i solved the problem everybody is fkng ded

[buoyant saffron]

being queer isnt political

[frail swallow]

yes

[earnest epoch]

can rogier genderswap too
?

[patent pawn]

anyone want some 🍿 🍿 🍿

[fickle swan]

I mean we say we don't want politics in games yet praise the metal gear series which is purely politics in games and heck modern warfare 1 is a anti-war game

[hollow flower]

yeah hes a carian princess, legendary landmark of gaming

[cerulean hawk]

Exactly

[frail swallow]

lmao

[pure loom]

Based take

[hollow flower]

L + ratio + i got married to rogier 12 years ago

[buoyant saffron]

how so

[tawdry grove]

qnd cyborgs and Old men dying of old age and women breathing trough their skin.

Did i mention the chainsaw dog

[fickle swan]

Rising is based

[kind flicker]

Do you also consider the times people of color were discriminated against "normal times"?

[patent pawn]

you however, are maidenless

[vague thistle]

Fade

[pure loom]

This is nothing but reposts and mindless discourse i am going insane in the middle of class

[hollow flower]

functional discord

[patent pawn]

go talk in #off-topic 💀 let the people meme in peace

[kind flicker]

Homie can you read?

[buoyant saffron]

🤓

[patent pawn]

alright peace i cant take any more brain damage

[frail swallow]

I mean it is. Extreme example but stuff like the Chronicon Pictum has zero mention of anything close to modern identity politics

[cerulean hawk]

@bitter prism I know mods don't care but like fr these people insanely discriminatory lol

[pure loom]

You may scream "1984!!!1" but i think the server would be better off with acual punishment towards toxic attitude

[buoyant saffron]

if you don't understand "people of color" you're just illiterate

[kind flicker]

<@&894891802488885248>

[hollow flower]

btw @kind flicker if you want to discuss cool character stuff like that, the whole of the discord is gonna be messy to have that convo with but youll probably have an easier time in #lore , people are at least willing to hear interpretations sometimes instead of the like, -2iq average reddit users who dont understand the basics of the plot let alone item descriptions cuz theyre too busy malding over minmaxing and ranni's boobs or something

[frail swallow]

he didn't even say the word why are we calling mods

[tawdry grove]

people tht think that race should matter in a healthy community

[buoyant saffron]

how is that racist at all

[cerulean hawk]

The rest of this conversation also adds to this stuff lol

[patent pawn]

actually changed name to amohgus gigachad

[frail swallow]

average russian

[kind flicker]

Fair

[tawdry grove]

Welcome to Elden Twitter everyone

[fickle swan]

These peeps are trollin

[cerulean hawk]

No they're just 15 year olds who think they're cool by being hateful

Or ful grown adults which is just sadder

[pure loom]

You can safely say i got caught by this stupid bait i am malding over basement dweller strangers online

[buoyant saffron]

how is that racist at all????

[frail swallow]

don't invade me either though

[tawdry grove]

nit hating anybody here chief

[tawdry grove]

but hey i guess there is offense to everything nowadays

[stray ocean]

how to get voice chat>

[fickle swan]

Watch out for the estus flask wars.

[tawdry grove]

Racism by itself is calling them "people of color"

All are equals and color doesn't matter in the end

[cerulean hawk]

Idk bro I think calling black people the nword or that lgbtq people should be burned is hateful bro

Not even offense or smth it's just straight up hate

[pure loom]

You absolute trickster most of the 8 thousand hours are blank

[frail swallow]

Lmao

[tawdry grove]

But thats is Basic offense and Literally the very own people whose N word offends uses it.

people got sensible and toxic when the time passed, its sad and embarrassing to think we can get into fights for something so simple honestly

[wet spindle]

too much cheese

[tawdry grove]

Morbius was the movie i have seen

[frail swallow]

woman

[grizzled marten]

soldier of godrick @ me

[tawdry grove]

mine told us we can double jump

#goBrasil

[wet spindle]

woman☕

[buoyant saffron]

being not racist isn't being color blind, being not racist is understanding differences in culture and accepting them. Not a single black activist will tell you to be color blind.

[cerulean hawk]

I think when you call someone something used to demean them for 300 years or telling gay people they should burn is not basic offense and someone has every right to get mad at that

[patent pawn]

i was about to say the memes back :(

[cerulean hawk]

You do not want things to be equal you just want there to be no consequences for your actions

[fickle swan]

I think it's best to just ignore the edgy teens cus they haven't learned the importance of the words and racism yet, they will learn to regret it in time

[tawdry grove]

Accepting culture is a thing, Differentiating people by the color (what you are doing at this exact moment) is another.

call out their cultures then, still cringe since you are doing this on the meme Chanel but hey now your less racist :D

[cerulean hawk]

Good point, gonna go back to studying the gaussian beam function

[willow grail]

Haha look guys a funny elden ring meme haha

[tawdry grove]

They have the right to get mad then get mad, if they don't want to get mad then don't.

its simple really but we complicate it

[gleaming delta]

All of you guys are edgy teens and no one here is based

[frail swallow]

@flint maple kind of is though

[tawdry grove]

if i wanted to have no consequences to my actions i would go to reddit chief

[crude lantern]

The amount of degenerates here is astonishing lmao

[tawdry grove]

agreed i want to kill myself

[azure sky]

lol wtf

[frail swallow]

[patent pawn]

the maidenlessness continues

[tawdry grove]

Then i noticed that im fuelling something useles when should be hard flaming people in Ranked low diamond because i have a gigantic And fragile Ego, see yall

[willow grail]

Haha wow this is another hilarious elden meme right guys

[tawdry grove]

this honestly, buh bye

[frail swallow]

Malenia = hard never gets old or unfunny

[azure sky]

wtf are these memes

[tawdry grove]

Based memes

[willow grail]

Boy I just love elden fun the memes are great

[cerulean hawk]

St Trina is nonbinary and this is my headcanon

👋 talk later losers

[tawdry grove]

can i have your shoes btw

[frail swallow]

I'd disagree, but funny meme

[frail swallow]

Is that a communist sex slave?

[fickle swan]

Nah that's a performance artist

[frail swallow]

"I no longer want to live on this planet"

[hollow flower]

based and canonpilled

[patent pawn]

elaborate

[pure loom]

Hearing Joshua's words is just what i needed today, thank you.

Life isn't horrible or anything but the world can seem just so cynical at times, case in point these last 2 hours

[cerulean hawk]

As a true follower of Hidetaka Miyazaki, a lover of feet, take them. I cast aside my mortal need for shoes. You may have them. A true souls fan embraces the gross glory of their soles.

[tawdry grove]

thanks another one to forge the mightiest Shoe

[normal phoenix]

[willow grail]

That is 100% real can confirm

[cerulean hawk]

NOOOOO

I looked 😿

[tawdry grove]

I will look at the chicken

[tawdry grove]

damn the chicken is THICC

[patent pawn]

thicc chicken

[true canopy]

Y’all need help

[patent pawn]

thiccen

[gleaming delta]

Suffering from success

I have all of the Somber Smithing Stones in the world, but I have a level 1 Somber Smithing Stone missing

Which I need

[weak timber]

Oh just buy it from Iji

[gleaming delta]

I have no idea where Iji is

[weak timber]

Ah, I ain't gonna spoil it

[thin rover]

It’s Iji cmon

[frail swallow]

Anyobody got an idea where somber smithing stone 9 is?

[frail swallow]

can I spoil it?

[weak timber]

Try the mountains or Moghs palace

[minor osprey]

i found one in the lake of rot, close to where an onyx lord is

[gleaming delta]

In DM, as to not spoil it for others

[thin rover]

Go get the bell bearing for infinity stones (accidentally marvel)

[frail swallow]

well not there yet so I'll just be patient

[gleaming delta]

I don't care about where something can be found, as long as it doesn't spoil the main story

[weak timber]

Yeah you don't get the bell till after that lol

[cerulean hawk]

In the game elden ring

[tawdry grove]

well send it

[weak timber]

Is your sign down?

[frail swallow]

Yo thanks!!!

[tawdry grove]

wtf send me the actual link

[pliant parrot]

Is it possible to beat the game without making a accord with Melina im thinking of doing a challenge run like that (I’m aware that means no horse and no lvling up)

[cerulean hawk]

Yes it's called an sl1 run

[pliant parrot]

I didn’t know if I could get past the thorns without her though

[cerulean hawk]

Thorns?

[fringe bolt]

i think skumnut did this

beating the game without using any melina help

[cerulean hawk]

If you do hyetta and irina's quest, and go to the ||subterranean shunning grounds, you can find the 3 fingers and not need Melina for the end||

[fringe bolt]

yea but the leyendell capital does not let you in without even talking to melina

[cerulean hawk]

Oooh right

[fringe bolt]

so you do need melina a little bit
unless you use that one strat with the exploding physsic thiny and time it right
or getting a invader to pull the lever

[cerulean hawk]

You don't have to accept her accord but just tlak to her right?

[pliant parrot]

Hopefully if that’s the case I’m fine I just want to be able to reject the accord outright

[fringe bolt]

vagabond changed

[thorn fox]

“Why yes, I use cosplay builds even if they aren’t viable, how did you know?”

[minor osprey]

we need more cosplay builds ;;

[elfin sorrel]

pretty sure its actually huts

[weak timber]

Buts

[thin rover]

Puts

[frail swallow]

Ruts

[thin rover]

Cuts

[tacit thicket]

What

[inland nova]

I am going to post thugshaker

[indigo vault]

you've heard of elden ring but have u heard of its prequel young circle

[pliant parrot]

Idk what that is

[kind flicker]

Almost forgot, Ranni is confirmed bisexual

[weak timber]

LOL

[inland nova]

no one cares shut up

[thin rover]

It’s a video game not a political commentary

[jagged talon]

What we talking about

[inland nova]

nothing
post funny elden memes

[thin rover]

I would love to play elden ring on this lovely console

[thin rover]

Tally Hall

[soft raven]

💀

[jagged talon]

🤨

[pliant hull]

💀💀

[soft raven]

same

[dire geode]

10/10

[last roost]

Clearly elden ring is a metacommentary on the economic collapse of soviet yugoslavia and how titoism is not a viable economic model

So, you're dumb

[thin rover]

True

[gleaming delta]

Bro how do people play them both at once

[thin rover]

Android can

[gritty patio]

i’m making the mother of all omelets jack you can’t fret over every egg

[gleaming delta]

Not when you’re purging the weak right

[green pulsar]

ah yes the funny one shot curved sword

[safe tapir]

what song is that?

[rapid bison]

Motivation

[safe tapir]

thanks

[safe tapir]

by who?

[rapid bison]

Dante

[safe tapir]

mmm

[astral peak]

how can people show up and be like "yes my name is the furgitive pigmy" acting like they arent so easily forgotten istg

[tribal owl]

its friday

[tribal owl]

its easy