elden-fun

[green pulsar]

??? what lvl am i meant to fight him at

[next abyss]

200

[winter mist]

Idk but I fought him at 105

[alpine cipher]

i was around 120 and had a bit of a hard time

i didnt respect his ability to count, on my first run

[green pulsar]

i fought radahn at 40 so i feel like its just whatever level u want

[alpine cipher]

bleed?

[winter mist]

Nah I’m powerstancing colossal wep

[green pulsar]

i was using magic and it was horrible

[alpine cipher]

the trick to playing sorc is to actually play anything else until around level 80, then respec into a sorcerer

[green pulsar]

yea

[alpine cipher]

this aint ds1/2, mana is a bih

[next notch]

A lot of spells costing 10-20 fp, when leveling mind only gives you around 6 fp per level

[remote moat]

When did you fight radahn, post nerf radahn is not nearly that bad at level 40

[green pulsar]

first boss in game first shardbearer i fought

[remote moat]

Time wise, pre or post nerf

[green pulsar]

pre nerf? i did it like first week of release

[alpine cipher]

my first was prenerf. my summon got him with 1 continuous laserbeam

[green pulsar]

i didnt know u could summon players lol

[remote moat]

Ah yes the good knights resolve Kamehameha one shot

[alpine cipher]

no knights resolve
just perfect ai pathing

[snow sable]

My masterpiece.

[gleaming delta]

69

[fierce jewel]

Anyone wanna trade their Holy Scythe PC

[gleaming delta]

That's illegal

[upbeat ruin]

📈

[fierce jewel]

no

[obsidian forge]

This feels depressing

[gleaming delta]

Why

[brittle kiln]

why tho?

[obsidian forge]

Level 69 AFTER A 100 hours

[hushed star]

Nice

[gleaming delta]

you like to explore 🙂

[upbeat ruin]

Mf got no runes ❌

[obsidian forge]

Nope I just die alot so I barely level up

[gleaming delta]

Ah unfortunate

[obsidian forge]

Anyway is there a way to kill Ranni?

[rustic hatch]

Go to mohgwyn palace mausoleum

[obsidian forge]

Bird place?

[upbeat ruin]

She dead as hell 🥱

[rustic hatch]

Yeah, it’s a very good farm

[obsidian forge]

Idk if i can get there since I killed the white mask guy

[rustic hatch]

You can get there from doing varre’s questline or the consecrated snowfield

[obsidian forge]

Ight ill try it tmrw

I still want to kill ranni So is there a way to kill her?

[gleaming delta]

No

[obsidian forge]

Damn. 😔

[gleaming delta]

I am the wife of the game you can't kill me

[rustic hatch]

She’s invulnerable unless you download mods

[obsidian forge]

Last question how do I get the Chaos ending?

[gleaming delta]

Yes mommy

[gleaming delta]

YouTube

[rustic hatch]

Maidenless behavior

[obsidian forge]

Who

[rustic hatch]

Ranni simps

[warped swallow]

she basically just dies if you do her questline

[upbeat ruin]

sex gif

[warped swallow]

yeah

ha

[rustic hatch]

El falso

[warped swallow]

ok

[pulsar condor]

No, she just disappears for a bit

[warped swallow]

ok

[idle dagger]

...

[obsidian forge]

Im guessing she dies but magically gets revived?

[jovial aurora]

OCD systematic explorer here

[jovial aurora]

why is it depressing embrace the exploration

[obsidian forge]

Cuz i cant fight anything in the areas I explore

[tender ether]

Can someone help me kill this dragon

[jovial aurora]

what do u mean? too low level? or literally no access?

[obsidian forge]

To low of a level

And If i go back to other places i get basically no runes So I have to struggle through bosses

[tender ether]

Hey

[jovial aurora]

go explore the earlier areas find side bosses and dungeons

[warped swallow]

no

[tender ether]

Can u help me with this dragon?

[jovial aurora]

im sure there is a lot you havnt explored plenty of enemies, loot, and runes

[obsidian forge]

They give an insufficient amount of runes?

[warped swallow]

dragon deez nuts across yo face

[jovial aurora]

hey i DMd you

[obsidian forge]

I tried killing dragons in Caelid but still to no Avail

[warped swallow]

u can kill the gigantic dragon there it doesn't fight back you know and u get 95k runes with a gold pickled fowl foot

[jovial aurora]

im lvl 104 and about to move on to the next area.... there is plenty for u to find/farm to level up.....

[obsidian forge]

Killed I got the 100k

[warped swallow]

yeah i kinda thought that you might already knew that

[obsidian forge]

I explored most of it i got the Snowy mountain s

[jovial aurora]

and ur only lvl 69?.... DOUBT... you havnt explored more than half lol....

[lucid nacelle]

Damn this gives me nightmares

[jovial aurora]

BASED

[obsidian forge]

I got most of it i cant show u rn bc my i just turned my ps4 off but i did get to the snowy mountains

[jovial aurora]

if u explored most of the earlier areas u wouldnt be lvl 69....

[obsidian forge]

👎🏾

[obsidian forge]

I killed all the bosses in limgrave and in Liurnia But I left Altus alone currently

I tried doing questlines but my brain was to Confused to complete them

[jovial aurora]

you are hopeless

[lucid nacelle]

Use YouTube

[obsidian forge]

im a caveman

[signal knot]

based

[obsidian forge]

This was you?

[neon mason]

Could’ve owned the presentation if he didn’t act like that

[strange reef]

On god how do you mess up that bad

[pastel jackal]

Should've owned it

[manic lynx]

Use your imagination

[green pulsar]

He do be making the 20 minutes crafts in his basement laboratory

[wintry bolt]

Lol

[alpine bay]

Well at least some dudes look interested

[icy crest]

the elden DEER!!

[cosmic wharf]

Did anybody knew that there is a „let me solo her“ summon? The dude who helps hundreds of people to defeat melania hahaha

[cursive pebble]

Yes everyone knows

[opaque marsh]

I'm using it rn for my cosplay

[cosmic wharf]

Killed u the first time we met, nobody calls me maidenless🦧

[cursive pebble]

You missed out on a important item NG+ You go tarnished

[cosmic wharf]

Idc it was worth it and im still end game farming so its not that bad

[still nacelle]

pog?

[cursive pebble]

Maidenless i see.

[cosmic wharf]

How can somebody call anyone maidenless when the person himself is maidenless?👀

[oak moss]

Ppl really tbag and point down after killing a man wearing only a scarab with barefists just cause he tried going kaboom. What a world

[still nacelle]

pretty easily. watch this

ya maidenless

[cosmic wharf]

[still nacelle]

unrelated, but this is a chocolate brand. someone remind me to pick some up for someone. i lost a bet

[cursive pebble]

Pick up Ghana Chocolate you lost a bet

[still nacelle]

oshot thanks i almost forgot

also unrelated

flower

[cursive pebble]

Nice

[minor osprey]

goodness those are pretty
i rarely get to see flowers here

[cursive pebble]

Ive never seen a flower in my life

[still nacelle]

youre flowerless. a bit character :^)

[gleaming delta]

Unfortunately, you are flowerless

[cursive pebble]

And your maidenless

[gleaming delta]

You'errerer *

[cursive pebble]

Pretty

[still nacelle]

i take lots of pictures

[still nacelle]

oh no... i am now a lobster

[rare fulcrum]

lober 🦞

[still nacelle]

mark lober?

[rare fulcrum]

Coincidentally, this was my high school nickname

[still nacelle]

because you had many lobers? scandalous! >:o

[rare fulcrum]

I had an army far more loyal than you could imagine

[still nacelle]

omaigod is that what the hypno beam does??

[rare fulcrum]

Please just keep looking at the pfp

[gleaming delta]

Sus

[still nacelle]

jokes on you, it doesnt work on me cuz i have a huuuuge ||lack of eyesight :(||

[minor osprey]

pain ;-;

[gleaming delta]

Pain?

[minor osprey]

but my word those flowers are pretty

[rare fulcrum]

Agony

[still nacelle]

spain but the s is silent 😔

[steady meadow]

“WE LIVE IN A society where a ||god has influence over our own will||”

[tepid kelp]

Anyone here know how to zip consistently? lmfao. im trying to figure this mess out in offline to try and attempt a speed run. but its killing me

[rare fulcrum]

Gotta get some more eyes

[steady meadow]

Those grapes you mean?

[still nacelle]

tryna offer me some grapes?

[simple mirage]

Susiety

[rare fulcrum]

👀👁 I found these in some fishing village and an old man in a rocking chair told me to get more

[still nacelle]

well you take one side. and the trick is you gotta line it up with the other side. depending on the kind, it'll be right or left. you gotta make sure you start aaaall the way down. then you take the little handle thing and pull up generally. and there, youve just zipped

[tepid kelp]

ok buddy

[steady meadow]

I’m mother of all dynastys jack, can’t fret over every single rune arc

[gleaming delta]

Me when ranni

[rare fulcrum]

Cope and seethe, Jack. It won't get your real chin back.

[still nacelle]

me when im an open soap bottle being placed into a crusher 😍

[steady meadow]

Why dude

[kind sleet]

Me every night cuz I have no maidens
Anyways I'm probably never gonna say anything ever again

[rare fulcrum]

Where did you get this picture of my family

[still nacelle]

that is very clearly a video and not a picture

[steady meadow]

xd 12345678910 coolsvile

[gleaming delta]

zamnnn

[rare fulcrum]

🤯

[still nacelle]

wanna see something REALLY hot?

[still nacelle]

heres more flowers c:

[still nacelle]

Hey! VSauce! Michael here... Where... are your maidens? 🤨

[gleaming delta]

ye

[steady meadow]

This, this is funny

[dark rain]

Can someone make mr bean In Elden ring

[bright belfry]

My brother in christ, patches is a coward

[steady meadow]

No horny

[gleaming delta]

How about a little bit horny

[steady meadow]

No

[gleaming delta]

full horny

My friend is playing a game called amorus I googled it, I think my friend is a furry

[gleaming delta]

Yeah my friend is the definition down horrendous

[wintry harness]

I'm pretty sure its called Among Us

[silk valve]

cute

[gleaming delta]

This elden ring update looking epic

[minor osprey]

woah that game’s still alive?

[gleaming delta]

Unfortunately
It has cross play now so it's even easier to find others who hate themselves

[warped cliff]

How do you get the completely black background or is that a different app?

[gleaming delta]

Uh tap the dark mode a couple times

[digital musk]

Literally a furry dating sim...

Wouldn't recommend looking it up on Steam

[warped cliff]

Are you on android?

[gleaming delta]

Yep

[warped cliff]

OkI guess that’s an android exclusively

[gleaming delta]

It is

Hello

[finite summit]

Is someone playing elden ring rn, if yes could you please help me with a boss

[manic lynx]

your friend is a furry and playing that game confirms it cause you can make an exact copy of renamon from digimon
doesnt get more furry than that

[gleaming delta]

Someone spanish?

Nope? Ok

[alpine cipher]

Bro this is a meme channel, post your softcore bs elsewhere

[gleaming delta]

This is the first time I've seen him play a game like that it's truly heartbreaking to see him become a furry

[gleaming delta]

Im sorry dude

[warped cliff]

I have reached into the depths of my camera roll to find this I think it fits well with the situation

[rough rapids]

[gleaming delta]

Amazing

[warped cliff]

Y thank you

[rough rapids]

lol

[mild sinew]

For honor is W

[gleaming delta]

I need new friend fr I can't be friends with a furry

[rough rapids]

I need new friends 2 😔

[gleaming delta]

😭

[rough rapids]

Let me re phrase that, I need friends

[gleaming delta]

Damn I guess that's accurate for me I know 2 guys I've talk to for 8 years and one of them is now a furry

[warped cliff]

May I volunteer

[upbeat ruin]

Elden ring players

[rough rapids]

I’m so lonley😞

[gleaming delta]

🤍

[warped cliff]

Fren acquired

[mild sinew]

Raccoon fat rolling

[gleaming delta]

We can be frens :)

[rough rapids]

Rly🥺

[warped cliff]

He’s doing his best

[gleaming delta]

Ofc

[warped cliff]

Fighting Malenia be like

[rough rapids]

Thx u Ranni
Also,
Anyone up for elden ring??

[rough rapids]

Beautiful

[gleaming delta]

Ye what we doin

[rough rapids]

Umm idk up 2 u

[gleaming delta]

Uhhhhhhh

[cursive moth]

Lol imagine if at like at ridicoulus amount of NG+'s FromSoftware hid an item in the goddamn tutorial cave

Cause like atleast I always just run past the tutorial cave when I start the next Journey so the tutorial cave would probably be the best place in the entire game to hide a secret item if they can like add items to only appear past a specific number of journeys

[gleaming delta]

Bully invaders I suppose or duel

[rough rapids]

Duel😈

[gleaming delta]

😳

[haughty knoll]

Thank you for this aha

[rough rapids]

Go to the church of Ellen passwords 4444 and my sign is down😈😈

[gleaming delta]

Okay

[warped cliff]

Eeeeeee

[rough rapids]

Elden ring not fortnite🤦‍♂️

[gleaming delta]

Elleh?

[mild sinew]

Fortnite is better they have naruto

[rough rapids]

Yea sry typo

[hexed lagoon]

Looks like a boss fight in Ghost of Tsushima

[gleaming delta]

Me no see your sign

[rough rapids]

By the grace

[gleaming delta]

Found it wasn't there before

[rough rapids]

Bettttttt

To the death

[gleaming delta]

Aaa

[mild sinew]

What if u just got kidnapped

[rough rapids]

Wtf just happend

[gleaming delta]

To the death complete

[rough rapids]

Sign down

[mild sinew]

U fighting a boss?

[gleaming delta]

Slap it down again said unable

[uneven turret]

A visual indicator of max hp being reduced. New in this patch

[rough rapids]

Ok to the death again

Well played I suck btw

[gleaming delta]

It's alright lol

You fattie Rollin

[rough rapids]

I could use dual rivers of blood

[mild sinew]

Look like the perfect spot for a nuke test sight

[hexed lagoon]

Giving me flashbacks of the end of the game 😔

[rough rapids]

What are those

[gleaming delta]

Petal whips

[haughty knoll]

It does now that you mention it, would stop me from mowing it lmao

[rough rapids]

I suck😞

[gleaming delta]

Aight who tryna join our duel lol

[uncut oriole]

Totally not me lmao

[gleaming delta]

You sneaky lil

[uncut oriole]

I mean I got caught so it’s not that sneaky after all

[gleaming delta]

you'll get better fren don't worry

[rough rapids]

Ok what ever u say

[uncut oriole]

I gotta change my stuff tho I ain’t fighting ranni as ranni

[gleaming delta]

Yeah fr

[rough rapids]

Sign down

Hehehehe😈

[uncut oriole]

I don’t think this will work out

[gleaming delta]

Hmmm

How about we finish this the real way lol
Elden lord one sec Killin the imposter

[azure crystal]

[rough rapids]

Kk

[uncut oriole]

You’ll never catch me alive

[mild sinew]

How are u gonna fight ranni as ranni what u gonna fight her as non ranni?

[uncut oriole]

Ranni.

[mild sinew]

Wanna fight me

[gleaming delta]

Beautiful!

What a way to go

[uncut oriole]

Naked fist fight on top of a mountain I dare you

[hexed lagoon]

Definitely ghost of Tsushima now

[mild sinew]

Bro stop taking pictures of your bosses Mansion

[gleaming delta]

OHHHH shots fired

[uncut oriole]

And than we do the same in Elden ring

[rough rapids]

Fr

[mild sinew]

Ay wym by that

[uncut oriole]

Ranni.

[rough rapids]

Sheesh

[mild sinew]

Who’s ranni

[gleaming delta]

Mhm?

[uncut oriole]

I was just continuing the ranni complex dont mind me

[gleaming delta]

Oh lol

[mild sinew]

Ranni fans must be stopped

[uncut oriole]

You must be stopped

[gleaming delta]

@rough rapids you okay fren?

[rough rapids]

Mhm

💀

[gleaming delta]

The whips have a little range

[rough rapids]

U think?

[uncut oriole]

Can I witness these great whipping competitions?

[haughty knoll]

Lmaoooo, I work for a council in aus and this just one of the places I take care of aha. It’s an art centre and I’am currently having smoko here and thought I should take pictures for you guys.

[rough rapids]

Idk up 2 Ranni

[gleaming delta]

I mean how

You on ps5? I can share screen it

[mild sinew]

People be living like that in Australia I need to move there

[analog mango]

Hey look at that item down there, bro what are you.....

[haughty knoll]

Lmao, it’s not always like that. Most of the time it’s a dumpster fire.

[mild sinew]

That’s some nostalgic ass transformers one music

[uncut oriole]

@gleaming delta I am not I’ll just read the messages from your new fren how he got whipped from you ^^

[mild sinew]

Ay any other country beats America anytime so fine by me

[rough rapids]

@gleaming delta wrong sword lol

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[rough rapids]

Again😈

[gleaming delta]

You a masochist fr

[rough rapids]

Wtf is that😐

[gleaming delta]

You enjoy pain

[rough rapids]

Yup! I mean nope!

[uncut oriole]

Just admit it at this point @rough rapids

[gleaming delta]

Naturally in a 1v1 you don't heal but I'll let it slide

[rough rapids]

Lol

[gleaming delta]

What level are you

[rough rapids]

228

[gleaming delta]

I'm 298

[analog mango]

I'm 492@gleaming delta

[gleaming delta]

Okay

[rough rapids]

Well that makes sense

[analog mango]

On dark souls 3@gleaming delta

[rough rapids]

Stop flexing

[uncut oriole]

It would be only fair if ranni fights with no Armor and fist only any Elden lord plays normal

[analog mango]

@rough rapids why would I flex I don't even have elden ring cause ps5 is always out of stock

[rough rapids]

Lol true😅😞

[tranquil zealot]

Can I become a faith build as a warrior?

[rough rapids]

Sign down I’m about to die again. Yay!

[gleaming delta]

Incase you're wondering why you can't bleed proc me

[rough rapids]

I will win, one day

[gleaming delta]

I believe in you

[rough rapids]

Sure u do

[uncut oriole]

Elden lord you got this

[rough rapids]

I died

AGAIN!

[uncut oriole]

You didn’t ranni is a time magician and turned back the time

[rough rapids]

Ishdhdigwvdhiausgd

[gleaming delta]

I can stream it on twitch black magic if you want to watch I won't be talking

[analog mango]

@rough rapids

[uncut oriole]

Nah it’s fine you don’t have to do all this so only I can watch you dominating Elden lord

[gleaming delta]

Rivers of blood got me

[rough rapids]

Heudbabushdvsbsbzg!!!!!!!

[uncut oriole]

It seems like Elden lord is the time magician than

[gleaming delta]

I really don't mind lol

[rough rapids]

I know your weakness

[uncut oriole]

Nah it’s fine. Tbh it’s funny enough to see Elden lords reactions

[gleaming delta]

Yes rivers of blood is everyone's weakness sadly

[rough rapids]

He speaking facts

[gleaming delta]

Lol I saw that

[rough rapids]

U saw nothing!

[rough rapids]

Well played!

[analog mango]

@vocal raptor

[vocal raptor]

grunch

[gleaming delta]

You too fren

[rough rapids]

I will best u twice I know it, but maybe just not today

Haha good luck with that guy

[gleaming delta]

I got to the grace in time

Go to the academy so we can duel uninterrupted

[rough rapids]

Ok

[rough rapids]

Which grace

[gleaming delta]

Main academy gate it's THE duel area in this game

[rough rapids]

Sry! Let me just remind u real quick………. I SUCK

[gleaming delta]

Loll

[rough rapids]

I need runes…..

[uncut oriole]

If you have no runes become the runes

[analog mango]

Guys you not sending memes tho

[rough rapids]

Fr Fr

I earn them

[uncut oriole]

Top 10 saddest anime places

[gleaming delta]

Fair enough I only had 5 lord's runes

[rough rapids]

DEATH

[gleaming delta]

Rivers of blood

[rough rapids]

THATS ALL I HAVE also Totally not me t bagging ur dead body

[uncut oriole]

@rough rapids be a man fight with your fists (trust me it works I also did it)

[rough rapids]

Ok I’ll trust u on this one

[uncut oriole]

But there is a chance you get depression and just jump off a cliff (I also did that)

[rough rapids]

…

[analog mango]

@uncut oriole

[uncut oriole]

Wtf is this

[rough rapids]

I tryed somehow my fists magically turned into two rivers of blood

[gleaming delta]

You made me call in fat blood mommy

[uncut oriole]

This is my sleep paralysis demon

[next abyss]

isn't one enough 😥

[analog mango]

I love these edits of souls/soulslike games

[gleaming delta]

He commit die on himself after punching fat mommy in the bobs

[uncut oriole]

Understandable would do the same

[rough rapids]

I’m dieing rn

[uncut oriole]

Is ranni whipping you again ?

[gleaming delta]

No he just commit we haven't fought since then

[uncut oriole]

This sounds so wrong

[gleaming delta]

I think his madness has built up irl

[rough rapids]

No.

[uncut oriole]

Madness build irl

[gleaming delta]

Why was that Soo close

[rough rapids]

Btw just wondering how old is u?

[gleaming delta]

18

[rough rapids]

👌

Wtf just happend

[gleaming delta]

You became a redditor, overweight

[analog mango]

And now a collection of memes just before elden ring came out

[rough rapids]

Yo I guys saw the big metal one they kind of looked like Ranni irl

💀

[uncut oriole]

Yo nice body reveal @rough rapids

[rough rapids]

….that what ronni look like irl tho…..

[gleaming delta]

Quick one huh

[analog mango]

@rough rapids perfection

[uncut oriole]

Yay Elden lord accepted me as fren

[gleaming delta]

If I had enough arcane I'd be doing that right back at you lol

[rough rapids]

Lol

[analog mango]

Guys were u from?

[gleaming delta]

England

[uncut oriole]

Germany

[rough rapids]

Antarctica

[gleaming delta]

You're now my favorite because the German accent is my favorite and your country is beautiful

[rough rapids]

Yup I’m never anyones favorite😞 WHAT U DONT LIKE GLACIERS??!!

[analog mango]

I hoped someone here was from USA , needed an explanation on how can they eat pizza with chicken on it

[uncut oriole]

The country might be beautiful but the people aren’t very nice

[rough rapids]

Idk what to tell u

[gleaming delta]

You got rocked

[arctic snow]

because it's good

[analog mango]

@uncut oriole where I live u can be treated very well or very badly, depends on what part of the country you go to

@arctic snow

[rough rapids]

Hold up ima bout to get many runes

[uncut oriole]

Over here it’s just badly no chance of niceness

[arctic snow]

oh yeah, I'm betting you're from one of those places that puts an unholy amount of mayonnaise on a pizza(along with other toppings) you probably just don't know it.

[analog mango]

@arctic snow I'm italian

[gleaming delta]

@uncut oriole wanna duel while elden lord does whatever they doin

[uncut oriole]

Sure just let me start my ps again

[arctic snow]

why do Italians put mayo on pizza?

[analog mango]

But we don't

[gleaming delta]

I do

[arctic snow]

but you guys do

[gleaming delta]

I haven't had pizza in ages though

[analog mango]

@gleaming delta you put mayo on pizza?

[uncut oriole]

Sign down @gleaming delta

[gleaming delta]

I put mayo on everything

[arctic snow]

people in Pesaro put mayo on pizza

[strange reef]

Even ice cream?

[uncut oriole]

I put pizza on mayo

[gleaming delta]

No on the foods that make sense to put something on

[analog mango]

@arctic snow they are uncivilised monkeys

[arctic snow]

but there's mustard flavored ice cream.

[gleaming delta]

What a beautiful paining you have @uncut oriole

[uncut oriole]

Same goes to you

[gleaming delta]

Now die

[analog mango]

@gleaming delta that's what she said

[uncut oriole]

No no fair your whip is longer

[gleaming delta]

There can only be one whipper in this dun- I mean arena

[gleaming delta]

I don't think the whips have different lengths

[uncut oriole]

Dont ruin my excuse I’m your Favourite remember?

[gleaming delta]

Hmm fine

[rough rapids]

Ranni join me I have gifts then I have 2 go

[analog mango]

@rough rapids ad maiora to you my friend

[gleaming delta]

Let me duel magic real quick

[rough rapids]

I have 2 go so now

[gleaming delta]

Okay I killed her real quick

[uncut oriole]

Maybe 2 shields wasn’t the smartest idea

[rough rapids]

Same code join red

[gleaming delta]

I'll put my finger down
Close to grace red sign

[rough rapids]

K

[minor osprey]

can’t believe i just sat through the whole thing instead of continuing with my drawing

[red owl]

Wtf

[rough rapids]

Grab this real quick

[gleaming delta]

Okay lol

[rough rapids]

Ok gtg bye

[gleaming delta]

Nice this'll get me like 2 levels

[rough rapids]

Better than nothing right?

[gleaming delta]

Ty for sharing fren

[rough rapids]

It’s like 3 mill so idk do what ever with them! Ok gtg bye new friends😁

[uncut oriole]

Bye Elden Lord ^^

[gleaming delta]

Bye bye

[rough rapids]

Bye

[analog mango]

Take care bud@rough rapids

[gleaming delta]

Magic want to go again?

[uncut oriole]

Sure I’ll cut you up with my new pizza cutter thingy

[gleaming delta]

Nice

[analog mango]

@rare fulcrum probably laughed more than necessary

[gleaming delta]

My pizza cutter cuts harder

[uncut oriole]

That was an intense pizza cutting competition

[analog mango]

@gleaming delta @uncut oriole I'm booking you both

[uncut oriole]

@gleaming delta you won’t have a chance against my best weapon >:)

[gleaming delta]

Booking us for what? Strip dancing perhaps?

[analog mango]

Bonking @gleaming delta sorry it auto corrects

[uncut oriole]

Of course you have the stronger finger Sadge

[gleaming delta]

I finger better than you

[rare fulcrum]

🤨

[uncut oriole]

That sounds so wrong

[gleaming delta]

I meant what I said.

[analog mango]

@gleaming delta well, we all knew we would come to this kind of tak sooner or later

[uncut oriole]

Time to reject modern weapons return to hard stick

[rare fulcrum]

Reject weaponry, embrace music 🎺

[uncut oriole]

I bonked you that’s all I wanted

[gleaming delta]

My stick is longer
Lol

Literally 2 naked women in the rain beating each other up, we could film this and make millions

[uncut oriole]

Yea probably

[sacred lynx]

I'd buy that

[gleaming delta]

That'll be 1 thousand dollars

[sacred lynx]

Would a nice sandwich be of equal value?

[gleaming delta]

What's on the sandwich

[sacred lynx]

Depends on what you want

[uncut oriole]

Put that bed sheet off your head

[analog mango]

@gleaming delta bresaola punta d'anca, rucola fresca, parmigiano reggiano a scaglie e olio per ammorbidire il pane

[gleaming delta]

Oh no communism

[uncut oriole]

Lmao I hoped you get this reference

[analog mango]

I just said one of the best sandwiches you could make and u guys sleeping on that 😫 😫

[gleaming delta]

Communism defeated

[sacred lynx]

I'll have to try it for myself

[uncut oriole]

For now…

[gleaming delta]

[uncut oriole]

I want to eat spaghetti but only have a oversized fork

[sacred lynx]

That sounds like the opposite of a problem

[analog mango]

@uncut oriole wait, what do you put in the spaghetti

[gleaming delta]

I soaped up your fork

[uncut oriole]

Man I just wanted Spagetti sadge @gleaming delta

[round schooner]

Hotdog ketchup spaghetti

[uncut oriole]

Mayo.

[analog mango]

@round schooner @uncut oriole

Best video ever made btw

[sacred lynx]

Looks like you could get great use out of it

[round schooner]

Vid too long got bored, eating more spaget

[uncut oriole]

Mayo.

[analog mango]

@uncut oriole @round schooner

[round schooner]

Dog spaget

[analog mango]

@round schooner please stop

[gleaming delta]

The Germans fear kratos

[rare fulcrum]

Dog spaget!? 🤯

[uncut oriole]

I ain’t fighting the freaking god of war

[round schooner]

DOG SPAGET

[analog mango]

Dog spaget isn't real guys calm down

[gleaming delta]

LMAO

[sacred lynx]

The classic god of war lore

[rare fulcrum]

Sure yeah and neither are the blue worms under your skin

[minor osprey]

dammit this is why i love this server

[rare fulcrum]

Wabungus

[analog mango]

@minor osprey hey put yourself in line, we were here first so we get the first copies of the video

[minor osprey]

yessir! i’ll get joggin to the back

[sacred lynx]

I heard good sandwiches can get you a little further in line

[gleaming delta]

@uncut oriole

[round schooner]

Dog spaget

[uncut oriole]

Pls don’t hurt me

[rare fulcrum]

Live omenkiller reaction

[analog mango]

@sacred lynx I can make better sandwiches, I can even make lasagna cannelloni and suppli

[gleaming delta]

Sir pickleson just wanted a hug

[sacred lynx]

That sounds delicious dude make me some

[craggy rampart]

Me whenever a merchant says they don't get many customers

[uncut oriole]

Sir pickleson is going to visit me tonight while I sleep I have the feeling

[gleaming delta]

Would you prefer meeting smorgle spung?

[uncut oriole]

I want to meet Shrek 😄

[analog mango]

Omg you guys don't know what suppli are here take a look

[sacred lynx]

That looks good

[minor osprey]

i’m fasting why must that look so good aaa

[gleaming delta]

Smorgle spung is the one that will visit you in the night

[analog mango]

Yup, the melted mozzarella cheese when u bit them🤤 🤤 🤤

[uncut oriole]

I don’t know if I want that tbh

[sacred lynx]

You're making me hungry bro stop

[analog mango]

@sacred lynx one more

[gleaming delta]

He's a cave dwelling creature and will definitely eat you

[uncut oriole]

Not if I eat myself first >:)

[sacred lynx]

Sounds hot

[sacred lynx]

You can't do this to me...

[gleaming delta]

This is smorgle spung btw

[uncut oriole]

You can’t eat me @gleaming delta when you eat me you are eating yourself

[sacred lynx]

He's everything I've ever dreamed of

[gleaming delta]

I shall feast tonight

[uncut oriole]

With your own body? Hot- I mean what the hell

[gleaming delta]

Smorgle spung doesn't care he'll eat anything

[uncut oriole]

@gleaming delta Aight last for one now since it’s 3am for me. But if you want we can play some more later today ^^

[gleaming delta]

Sure 😊

[analog mango]

@uncut oriole aw come on we were waiting for the eating part

[uncut oriole]

@gleaming delta maybe some for honor as well we‘ll see :3

[gleaming delta]

Okie

[uncut oriole]

@analog mango just go into the darkweb there is enough to satisfy your fetish

[analog mango]

Not that kind of eating

[sacred lynx]

Or just r34

[uncut oriole]

Noo i wanted to poke you with the needle Sadge

[gleaming delta]

What an ending lol that was close
Smorgle spung is victorious though, and he has a full stomach

[analog mango]

What the hell is a needle sadge

[uncut oriole]

The frost needle weapon

[gleaming delta]

Rekt by akeno is that you magic?

[analog mango]

Oh yeah sometimes I forget I don't have elden ring

[uncut oriole]

Yea that’s me ^^

[gleaming delta]

Okie
See you tomorrow

[uncut oriole]

See you tomorrow :3

[analog mango]

Damn u beated eachother up until now and you then send hearts

[sacred lynx]

The good ending

[gleaming delta]

The secret ending is smorgle spung crawls In magics window and eats her alive

[sacred lynx]

I want the secret ending to happen to me...

[analog mango]

@gleaming delta wtf

[gleaming delta]

Just leave your window open

[sacred lynx]

Hell yeah I couldn't let a hot chunk of weird cave creature like smorgle not eat me

[analog mango]

@sacred lynx no can't do I'm too young and handsome to die by a smorgle

[sacred lynx]

There's no such thing as too young to let smorgle eat you

[gleaming delta]

Smorgle spung side and full image

[analog mango]

@sacred lynx didn't say anything about being handsome tho

[uncut oriole]

I am still here… lmao

[gleaming delta]

Doesn't make it not the secret ending

Make sure to lock that window magic

[analog mango]

I have School in 5 hours btw

[uncut oriole]

Oh god what’s that coming through my wind-

[sacred lynx]

His purple body hair really gets me going

[analog mango]

Guys we can't die virgin, smorgle likes mature prey, we are safe

[sacred lynx]

Gotta go shake hands with the ham cucumber to that beautiful smorgle face

[gleaming delta]

Lmaoo

[vapid violet]

Smash

[uncut oriole]

He‘ll smash you don’t worry

[sacred lynx]

This guy gets it

[vapid violet]

Not if i counter smash

[gleaming delta]

Smorgle spung does the smashing around here

[uncut oriole]

But not in a romantic way

[analog mango]

@vapid violet

[vapid violet]

This is my tarnished

[sacred lynx]

Good thing I'm into getting my head bashed into the wall by strange cave things

[vapid violet]

Ronald finishes the fight

[uncut oriole]

Not him again…

[vapid violet]

Cant tell if thats ronald mcdonald or demonic shaggy

[gleaming delta]

His first name is the peenus word beginning with D
Second name pickleson

[uncut oriole]

I just want to remind everyone this originally a meme channel

[vapid violet]

Good

[gleaming delta]

Now it's the horror channel to you

[vapid violet]

This is best summon in the game

[uncut oriole]

It’s only horror if I don’t enjo- nvm yea it is

[gleaming delta]

Nah mine is

[sacred lynx]

Pickleson looks like Ronald after he dipped his head in the deepest parts of the deepfryer

[uncut oriole]

I would show you mine but than I would have to go outside and take a pic of a grave…

[vapid violet]

Hey fellas quandale dingle here i have been sent to prison for invading italli and iraq. On april 28th i will be breaking out with me friend juandale pringle and i will be taking over the world

[gleaming delta]

😭 😭 😭

[vapid violet]

Beat this

[sacred lynx]

My cat hates me so I probably wouldn't be able to get a picture

[vapid violet]

This totaly a cat trust me

[uncut oriole]

Literally us when we fought against each other

[gleaming delta]

Lmao yeah pretty much

[vapid violet]

Im fighting a losing battle, respect to you my friend

[sacred lynx]

Those are the eyes of a creature that can't be trusted

[vapid violet]

May your kitty have my best wishes, now i must end myself out of pure failure

[gleaming delta]

His name is muffin :3

[vapid violet]

Bro i didnt have a god damned chance

[warped cliff]

What’s the best ice cream flavor

[uncut oriole]

Mayo

[gleaming delta]

Fr

[analog mango]

Beat this

[vapid violet]

Big booty puertorican godess

[sharp pecan]

I've got da bag cat though

[sacred lynx]

A mischievous creature

[gritty patio]

where are the memes

[analog mango]

Well I'll go now night everyone

[gleaming delta]

Yung muffin

[vapid violet]

Mf we got the same cat

[sacred lynx]

I remember when my cat was young she loved to sit on my head

[gleaming delta]

Australia moment

[rare fulcrum]

Orange cats >>>>>>

[uncut oriole]

Young muffin tried to eat you… maybe he is related with smorgle

[warped cliff]

Why did you steal my cat

[vapid violet]

I dont think i did, i think our cat is living 2 different lives

[analog mango]

Goodbye everyone, my last message is the super cat, take care of him

[sacred lynx]

Goodbye grey

[warped cliff]

Cats do you have nine lives so… where is the other seven?

[uncut oriole]

Bye grey

[vapid violet]

Idfk my cat has been cheating on me

[sharp pecan]

And here is the little jack being interrupted from sleep

[gleaming delta]

Crazy muffin in da box

[vapid violet]

Jesus waita celebrate 4/20. That cats stoned out of its mind

[rare fulcrum]

Big idiot

[warped cliff]

Mainecoons are one of the best types of cats

[sacred lynx]

How many pictures of muffin do you have?

[sharp pecan]

Omg your not wrong. He looks so high

[vapid violet]

That cats hit the fattest blow of his life

[gleaming delta]

152

[red owl]

Are we just sharing cats now

[sharp pecan]

Sadly that was the last cat pic.

[warped cliff]

Amateur numbers

[sacred lynx]

I respect the grind

[gleaming delta]

Muffin doesn't meow

[red owl]

My cat meows a lot my cat wakes me up sometimes

[vapid violet]

Oculous quest 2?

[uncut oriole]

The cats want to be delivered

[gleaming delta]

Muffin wakes me up by scratching something or flapping the letter box from the inside btw he's a indoor cat by our choice

[sacred lynx]

My cat just stares at me from the other end of a hallway

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[vapid violet]

I respect it

[sacred lynx]

Yeah like that except it's very dark

[warped cliff]

I wan to pet

[vapid violet]

Same but my cats black so all you see is a pair of glowing green eyes

[red owl]

The cat massage

[sacred lynx]

My other cat is the same way but she sits next to me on the couch

[rare fulcrum]

Dawg

[vapid violet]

I think what weve concluded here is that all cats are the same but slightly different

[gleaming delta]

Alright I'm gonna snooze it's 2 34 am for me goodnight gamers

[vapid violet]

Also do any of your cats open doors, cuz mine do

[sacred lynx]

Good night Ranni kiss muffin for me

[red owl]

Mine pushes any unlatched door open

[sacred lynx]

My black cat does

[uncut oriole]

Good night ranni

[sacred lynx]

Didn't you say it was like 3 for you magic, shouldn't you be off to bed?

[uncut oriole]

Yes yes it is 3:40 am

[sacred lynx]

Damn, I suppose I'm the same way though so I can't get on to you about it

[uncut oriole]

I still have free this week so I am allowed to

[gleaming goblet]

when did this turn into a cat channel

😂

[sacred lynx]

Hell yeah dude make the most of it

[red owl]

Just recently and it’s amazing

[uncut oriole]

A lot of things happened ok?

[sacred lynx]

This channel had multiple sagas

[uncut oriole]

We conquered this channel and made it or own

[red owl]

Yep

[gleaming goblet]

i love reptiles

[rare fulcrum]

Frogs are amphibians

[uncut oriole]

Just do yourself a favour and don’t scroll up.

[sacred lynx]

Yeah we got I little freaky with some cave creatures out to eat us

[uncut oriole]

Wdym us? It was just me

[rare fulcrum]

He be standin

[fierce zinc]

but does he realize?

[uncut oriole]

Y’all just watched

[rare fulcrum]

Ignorance is bliss

[sacred lynx]

I was slamming my salmon to it

[gleaming goblet]

oh that's a frog, the stone edge looked like a big tail at first lol

[rare fulcrum]

Forg

[uncut oriole]

But you didn’t had to fight against it

[jovial aurora]

are these dogs?

[vestal leaf]

hi guys can someone please help me with a boss on elden ring xbox

[sacred lynx]

I know, and I envy you for it

[uncut oriole]

BTW I just love how not even a community mod cares that we use a meme channel for everything but memes

[sacred lynx]

Giga Chad move

[raw egret]

dose anyone wanna help me with fire giant on xbox pls thx just dm me if u do

[uncut oriole]

Massive W

[rare fulcrum]

Iykyk

[uncut oriole]

Yo nice shoes

[sacred lynx]

You look cramped in there

[rare fulcrum]

Thank you

I kind of was

[sacred lynx]

Sounds uncomfortable, nice pants though

[sacred lynx]

This made me laugh a little too much

[rare fulcrum]

🦞lober

[sacred lynx]

lober

[uncut oriole]

Alright that’s it good night

[sacred lynx]

Good night, see ya, magic

[rare fulcrum]

Nighty night sweetheart

[uncut oriole]

…

[rare fulcrum]

...

[sacred lynx]

...

[uncut oriole]

I clicked on Discord on accident and see both of you do that. I just want you to know I hate both of you 🙂

[rare fulcrum]

<3 :)

[sacred lynx]

Go to bed ya goon

[uncut oriole]

Ok mommy

[sacred lynx]

Good

[rare fulcrum]

🤯

[dusk turret]

The populace demands more phrog pics

[hexed lagoon]

Surely DJ BJ listens to DJ BJ

[sacred lynx]

I'm not gonna listen to a guy named DJ BJ

[dusk turret]

YO NO WAY

[hexed lagoon]

Cmonnn it's good music smh

[dusk turret]

He provided us with good material

[rare fulcrum]

Pet idiot

[sacred lynx]

Oh I didn't realize you were actually talking about someone, what music do they make?

[dusk turret]

No goddamn way this is honestly quite incredible
I love all the pics

[hexed lagoon]

If youve ever heard of $uicideboy$, they basically sound identical to them and kinda make the same music

[rare fulcrum]

This reminds me of the year 1987 when I bit into the frontal lobe of a child

[sacred lynx]

Interesting, I'll look into it, thanks for telling me

[hexed lagoon]

[sacred lynx]

Wait a second...

[rare fulcrum]

😁

[hexed acorn]

Is that the bite of 87!?

[sacred lynx]

I have a rule that no matter what stock I'm at I always use kamikaze as hero, even it it loses me the game

I have bad luck though and usually only get it last stock

[mild vortex]

squidme3#8096 has been warned. || Keep it SFW.

[gleaming goblet]

Next time is ban

[red owl]

Damn I get warned for that

[sacred lynx]

I've definitely seen worse go completely unpunished

[red owl]

Yeah I have too. This was mild compared to those

[gleaming goblet]

Unfortunately i/we can't catch everything.

._.

[rare fulcrum]

I think it's wack that you can't send in game pictures of malenia in phase two because "nsfw"

[sacred lynx]

I'm specifically eyeing the morgott memes

[red owl]

Wait you can’t

[rare fulcrum]

You cannot

[red owl]

I’ve been seeing a lot of those and none of those were punished

[sacred lynx]

Which is good for me I love collecting them and sending them to friends when they're curious about lore

[gleaming delta]

Why is this the first message I see

[weary trellis]

shut woman

[gleaming delta]

elden ring players trying not to be weird af

[red owl]

I just find them funny

[sacred lynx]

Oh I also find them funny, but I also love making my friends wonder what the hell happens in the game

[gleaming goblet]

^ME

lmao

[storm spear]

ahhh

[gleaming delta]

Dog

[next abyss]

yall ever just look at roaches on google

[rare fulcrum]

Real

[hushed patrol]

did u ask them about DLC plans?

[dull lark]

Relatable

[cedar moth]

Ran into this absolute madlad outside of malenia, obviously the son or perhaps the father of the legendary “let me solo her” the man then proceeded to curb stomp malenia before I died, but I have no doubt he would have definitely achieved his goal…

[hollow pendant]

💀

[dire pebble]

if youre name is Burger King, and was playing with someone in crucible knight armor, name TitanJormungandr, DM ME RN!

[viscid drift]

The noble goldmask:

[viscid drift]

George should have used the grafted greatsword for an accurate cosplay

[gray quarry]

Me when elden beast finally dies

[silver holly]

Bro I need some thicc booty pics of ranni or or loathsome dung eater

[gray quarry]

Screw Ranni give me that LOATHSOME DUNG EATER dummy thicc pics

[bright belfry]

I'm stealing this ty

[gray quarry]

You gotta admit elden beast is the only character more sexy than the LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

[viscid drift]

Alexander easily beats both

[gray quarry]

As much as I like Alexander he’s 3rd because 1.the first 2 are just so sexy and 2.shard of Alexander is more simpable

[viscid drift]

Alexander and Blaidd are my picks. None may surpass

Gurranq is an honorable mention

[gray quarry]

Radahn is my honorable mention that dude is a giga chad holding up the stars and still managed to wipe the floor with a lot of people (pre-nerf) BUFF RADAHN

[viscid drift]

Radahn has hyper aids, if he didn’t he would be on my list

[gray quarry]

😂I forgot about that I guess I would have to use a rubber but worth

[viscid drift]

More than a rubber, couldn’t even touch him judging by the fact that it’s literally spread through the dirt in caelid.

You need a hazmat suit

[gray quarry]

I love this community half of it simps for a decent character(Ranni)and then you got the other half who sumos for the LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

[fluid cipher]

Then the rest of us rally beneath the banner of the chad lord Radahn

[viscid drift]

Me and Ranni get along fine, the consort thing is more of a political title

[fluid cipher]

Or follow in the guidance of the ever brilliant Chadmask

[viscid drift]

Would simp for the ever brilliant chadmask any day

[rare fulcrum]

Who up tryna elden they ring?

[viscid drift]

This except most of those are still really good, just actually balanced now, well, except for rivers of blood that is

[trim crane]

not good enough for these strength builds out here 💪

[viscid drift]

My ring is already eldened

[rare fulcrum]

😲

[viscid drift]

Mfs acting like they have never seen an int/faith build when I pull out the Ranni’s dark moon Elden stars combo

[fluid cipher]

Mfs acting like they never seen a str/dex build when I pull out the strength infused Katana with body Slam

[viscid drift]

They just didn’t play ds3

Sorcery combined with incantations is just silly, you can cast stars of ruin and then immediately cast honed bolt over and over to roll catch them

[rare fulcrum]

Those are two incantations goofball

[viscid drift]

Stars of ruin is a sorcery, dingbat

[rare fulcrum]

Skimmed it and read it as elden stars my b no need for the language you buffoon

[rare fulcrum]

🤯

[digital snow]

i love this game

[mild sinew]

Did u still get the remembrance that’s all that matters

[rare fulcrum]

That's my favorite boss

[digital snow]

nope i died.

[mild sinew]

Wait I thought u and the boss killed each other at the same time?

[digital snow]

no, it was very well alive

no worries, that was my 4th attempt

[last copper]

mine as well. every part of that battle is just epic.

[digital snow]

the beam breath is cancer to dodge

[rare fulcrum]

Best dragon fight in video games

[mild sinew]

Damn bruh thats tuff me and elden beast once killed each other at the same time but the rememberance was going to slow to pop up and I had to refight him

[last copper]

no lies detected.

[digital snow]

fr

[gleaming delta]

Thats midir, for me

[digital snow]

going in for my 5th attempt now, ill give an update in 4 minutes or more

[rare fulcrum]

"You better not play trash"

[last copper]

the path to the fight, that lying down intro, the gigantic arena, every phase (including the unfair laser show) - it’s just perfect

[rare fulcrum]

The music stopping completely during certain attacks

[digital snow]

i died,
hp got to the name

attempt number 6

[last copper]

seems like the dragonlord is in good shape today

[austere tangle]

Same i love the music

Can't send gifs oof

[rare fulcrum]

Omg!! 😳 Dragonlord Placidusax

[gleaming delta]

NO WAY

[last copper]

how dare you bot? dragonlord placidusax is allowed to do everything - even posting links in here!

[austere tangle]

Agreed

[digital snow]

died to laser breath once again, attempt 7 time

[rare fulcrum]

Godfrey L taker Placidusax play maker, lameass white boy had to cut off two heads in order to win

[austere tangle]

Tip: dodge

[rare fulcrum]

They've got the runback for sure man

[gleaming delta]

*bloodhound step

[digital snow]

legit suck at dodging that move and solely that move

[digital snow]

i refuse.

[gleaming delta]

Understandable, have a great day

[last copper]

the dragonlord is not only a master of breathing devastating lasers but also of sarcasm, it seems

[velvet fable]

Cope and seeth.

[rare fulcrum]

Run very very far away and to the right or left depending on which head is closer

[gleaming delta]

I love that "cool" at the end

[last copper]

currently she’s getting health back even if she misses. makes her kind of indestructible - not sure if that’s cool

[austere tangle]

I guess

[rare fulcrum]

It's a little silly

[austere tangle]

I like lazering people to their deaths

Its fun
Very fun

[digital snow]

I falter in your presence. Heed... I give up. For now.

[austere tangle]

lmao bad

(Jk)

[digital snow]

just got called utter trash by the dragonlord. Im honored

[kind whale]

nice, if kotaku's complaining then you know its gotta be good

[austere tangle]

Uhhh ok?

[kind whale]

it is truly a blessing to be called trash by the dragonlord

[austere tangle]

Gotta go cyall

[marble island]

They just want to see more people cry

[hushed patrol]

that real? i just got to her in journey 2 lmao

[last copper]

what an impressive presence. a true lord.

[minor osprey]

ah time to restudy everything i thought i knew about her moveset let’s gggggo

[last copper]

since it’s a bug I wouldn’t spend too much time on studying it.

because it might get fixed again very soon, I suppose.

[livid zenith]

Miyazaki: there are no bugs, just happy little accidents 🙂