elden-fun

[sterile pike]

weeb :(

[signal knot]

"Oh katanas are stronger because the metal is folded!"

Bruh, they had to fold the metal because they were forged with inferior and more brittle steel, since their smelting tech was not nearly as advanced as european or even mainland asian nations

[gleaming delta]

Irl, I don’t care for katanas, think they’re overhyped in compared to what they actually do, and wouldn’t be caught dead with one. In games, I recognize game developers may have different ideas.

Plus I mained strength for DS1 and DS3. Figured I should learn new tricks.

[signal knot]

I think India had the most advanced smelting tech / best swords. Where the whole "damascus steel" thing comes from. And from them, Europe learned how to make crucible steel too

[lusty cedar]

Katanas are better than a longsword if the person is unarmored, but a longsword is just way better than the katana as a weapon of war.

[sterile pike]

found the weeb

[signal knot]

If the person is unarmored, then a sword is a sword. he'd gon' die

[lusty cedar]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[raven cloud]

Mfw having a non-negative opinion on katanas means I'm a filthy weeb

[signal knot]

sword is sword.

Also a katana is just a saber with a longer handle

[lusty cedar]

Nah, the edge is a harder steel, hence why bad for warfare cause it will shatter/break instead of dull.

[signal knot]

Poor quality steel folded one thousand times still not as good as good quality steel hammer forged

[signal knot]

Thats just the quality if the steel. Im talking in shape. Give a saber a longer handle and you have a katana. Just a katana made of better steel :u

[raven cloud]

Best weapons are bludgeons in my opinion, i don't care if they're "worse than 'x bladed weapon'" its still a sick weapon to use

[signal knot]

Never, ever, EVER, underestimate the power of a really big stick

[sterile pike]

1h Mace is king

[signal knot]

Bloodborne tangent. It bothered me that they gave Lady Maria's sword an asian sounding name and due to that, fans keep calling it a katana

Its a two handed saber from switzerland

[sterile pike]

Typical Katana User drink

[kind whale]

would actually be kinda cool if gfuel made an estus flavor

[sterile pike]

that's real

[kind whale]

huh?

[sterile pike]

Also don't waste or money on Gfuel. you're paying like 20$ for a name.

[kind whale]

ik, i dont buy that stuff anyways

[sterile pike]

lmfao. You can buy like 400 caffeine pills from Walmart for 15$. Gfuel is a scam alone with "Gamer" chairs. xD

You could take that 300$ they spent on a "Gamer" chair and buy a nice therapeutic leather office chair with built in lumbar support

[kind whale]

who buys a gaming chair for 300 bucks

[sterile pike]

lots of people

[kind whale]

spend like a hundred on a cool one and call it a day, if youre gonna spend 300 get a good proper chair thats gonna last you several years. what im doing. when i was getting my setup together i got a gaming chair for a little over a hundred with everything else, i plan on getting on office chair when i feel like upgrading the setup or after i switch houses but for now this works great

[sterile pike]

you should spend 300+ on a chair. just not a gaming chair. a nice 300-500 chair will last you your entire life

[kind whale]

yeah whats what i meant

[sterile pike]

Way better then any gaming chair. Self heating also for a nice warm back

[kind whale]

yeah thats some luxurious type of chair lol, if you have that you dont ever need to get another chair

[sterile pike]

Or you could spend 800$ on this trash xD

[kind whale]

that looks so impractical

[sterile pike]

It's got gamer in the title so that's an extra 500$ :)

[kind whale]

worth it for that gamer status, you're not a gamer if you enjoy video games, you're a gamer if you spent 15k on cosmetics for your setup to show how much you like gaming culture

[sterile pike]

The only "Gamer" stuff I buy is RGB. but that's only cause I hate having my lights on and the window open. so the vibe it nice in pitch black

[signal knot]

Correct. "Gamer" chairs are made to look like race car seats. They arent made to be comfy.

Office chairs are made to be comfy, because you gonna be sitting you butt in it for several hours every day for the rest of your life until you die behind your computer due to the recent deregulation of retirement pensions, so the company no longer allows one.

[sterile pike]

Laughs in benefits. Rip office workers.

[signal knot]

cries in cant find a job, because all the job postings require 7+ years experience....even for stuff that has only been around for 2 years

[obtuse zinc]

radagon when you hit him with that dollar store bleed build

[sterile pike]

Join The airforce and do next to no work for good money lol

[signal knot]

I already served, Army. So not just no, but hell no on a hellfire ass cracker

[sterile pike]

Nice. I'll be serving untill I'm in my 60's. Lifer

I'll be in Barracks till I'm 60 also. lmfao

[signal knot]

Army burned me bad. Good on you for somehow avoiding the buttfkery. But they got me good. I aint going back

[sterile pike]

I was Infantry and switched to airforce 4 years in xD

[signal knot]

I was a medic for 8 years

[sterile pike]

Last time I worked was 6 days ago and I spent 5 hours on my phone at the smoke pit. lol

[signal knot]

Yeah sounds like Airforce

[next abyss]

don't you guys live in fear of the day you'll actually have to fly into battle tho

[sterile pike]

If I die in battle then I don't have to worry about dying in battle. Also you don't gotta pay bills when you're dead. xD

[signal knot]

For me. They kept me up busy for 4 days straight. timed a 3 mile run on day 3. And when I finally passed out, of course I overslept, got reemed for it. And due to the sleep deprevation, I couldnt remember the previous night. captain started saying I had made suicidal comments (after I reported for duty, not the night before), and they threw me into the loony bin for an eval. Tagged me with a bogus diagnosis that I went and got 2 other doctors to reeval and both cleared me for duty. Still cost me 2 pay grades and my chance at further promotions

[final flare]

i work in an office 😦

[next abyss]

I don't work 😎

[sterile pike]

Plus my trade now doesn't see combat. I'm a support equipment operator. If it has an engine and is non-combat I operate it. Everything from High Way style city busses to construction cranes to inner city SUV for driving VIP's

[signal knot]

After I left. I tried to go private security contractor. DoD saw that previous stay in the loony bin and denied me to the company. Cost me the contract at the Kabul airport

[final flare]

man sounds fun. i do PM work and engineering

[sterile pike]

I could be a mail man making Mcdonalds runs one day and driving weapons across the country the next.

[sterile pike]

It's a fun trade but very boring if you don't like driving 18 hours a day.

[final flare]

the entire country is in dire need of people that do what you do.

[sterile pike]

Driverrs? Nah. We'll all be repaced by robots in 60-70 years

[final flare]

right now tho. I have so much stuff on order that cant get because of shipping times.

[sterile pike]

they already working on self driving snow plows right now. It's closer then we think

[final flare]

itll happen some day for sure. then accidents will happen and itll all be taken away

[sterile pike]

a lot of those accidents involves human error of some kind. afaik. 2 teslas ain't never run into each other

[wheat lava]

anyone need help at godrick ill help

[young gazelle]

Can you help me fight Soldier of Godrick?

[sterile pike]

need summon to help kill this goat that attacks back please

[cerulean hill]

need three summons to kill this stupid bird. he dont even fight back. he just sittin there

[gleaming delta]

Probably this one posted before but whatever
Warning:kinda nsfw sound

[fleet jetty]

Try finger, but...

[potent thistle]

…hole

[jovial grotto]

disgusting

[red owl]

Er fans in a nutshell

[spring mural]

ruinous

[remote yarrow]

Down horrendous

Blaidd cheems

[lunar rose]

That’s why they trained to swing and slash a certain style. If used correctly it prevents it from shattering have to hold it at the right angle though

[still willow]

First thing I thought of when I saw the new Thor trailer

[tranquil grove]

let me solo her

[static hull]

actually adorable.

[next abyss]

blaidd is always adorable

[woven rover]

uwu wolf

[serene trench]

Blaidd best wolf daddy

[ashen ore]

Cheese.exe

[indigo vault]

what makes a steak gud 4 u

1. The seasoning
2. the grill
3. the way its cooked
4. the steak its self
5. how long its matured / the cow
   or 6 the sauce

[daring flume]

1,2,3

in order of precedence, 3 is most important, followed by 2 and then 1

[willow hare]

As long as it's not overcooked it should be fine. The cut is less important but I prefer some over others

[next abyss]

5 I like my steak to come from cow milfs

[indigo vault]

jeffery your family is disappointed in your life choices

[mild sinew]

Malenia gained some weight

[teal osprey]

Def fia

Swarm of flies cringe

[magic nymph]

Dirtboiz! lol

[last dune]

Lol, I approve. XD

[last dune]

Hard to say, I would like to say Gold Mask, but a part of me feels like maybe Fia or Sir.Giddeon... But I'mma say Gold Mask cause I like being mysterious... and I love the sun. Sunbro go brrrr.

[minor osprey]

i laughed way harder at this than i should’ve
my sides, my poor sides

[glad rain]

One cheesy boi

[loud breach]

what she sees when she looks up

[hazy walrus]

Uh

[glad rain]

How did I get my “I want to be spoiled role”?

[wraith fractal]

Pov your the boss and you look up at me for a second whilst fighting my summon

[opaque marsh]

Quick sketch of you know 😎

[tawny portal]

The legend

[ruby summit]

Dead Cells & Elden Ring crossover looking good

[dire mortar]

whats this song again?

[sick bison]

theyre a legend fr helped m out

[rich cape]

ifunny.co

[wraith fractal]

Rather comical water mark

[red owl]

Love the watermark

[surreal crater]

Malenia is hot

[last dune]

Top one is kinda accurate.

[static hull]

people cheesed Radahn?

[wraith fractal]

I did well i mean i very 100% legitimately defeat him because im so extremely skilled and goid at the game

[chrome tinsel]

scarlet rot funny

[wraith fractal]

Yes also taking in the glorious view right on the edge of the ocean is also funny

[static hull]

What the hell lol

[magic tendon]

Cheesing a boss is so scummy and you should never do it unless it's the Godskin duo

[humble quest]

now who’s maidenless

[wraith fractal]

Me whos done it to every single boss 👀

[magic tendon]

I had a run where I cheesed everything, but that wasn't fun so I made a legit run

[wraith fractal]

Work smarter not harder is what i say idc if you have your own theme and obnoxiously large health bar you deserve to be cheesed

[tidal zodiac]

work smarter and harder

[proud current]

Do jobs intelligently instead of vigorously

[neat hill]

successfully complete an everyday task with more thought and mind than working considerably harder than needed

[austere tangle]

The Loathsome Dung Eater

[scarlet flame]

Was so upset lmao

[potent thistle]

L

[gleaming delta]

Deserved

[sly stratus]

Or that stupid crucible knight+misbegotten warrior fight

[rare fulcrum]

People can play how they like

[rugged island]

People who cry about bosses being cheesed played through pokemon with only a rattata when they were younger

[serene trench]

Would it be considered cheesing if you just put the godskin duo to sleep… then killed em off one by one..

[sly stratus]

I mean ig

[rugged island]

You have to have done it with unfletched sleep arrows on a +0 bow for it to be not-cheese

[sly stratus]

But sleep is an actual mechanic in the game that doesnt break the ai so idk

[oblique gyro]

look

god skin duo is a terrible and annoying boss, cheese them all you want. its fair, this fight is a pain anyway

[serene trench]

I wish I could’ve cheesed the crucible duo tbh…

Of all the boss fights/duo fights I’ve been in none has even paled in comparison to how annoying the crucible duo fight was.. so much hp, constant aggression, lots of different tactics, and dare I mention the shield…

Even though its an optional boss fight I still feel the need to kill it just because theres a fog wall I haven’t cleared ya know?

[dawn zealot]

It's not that hard, just run back and forth

[serene trench]

Yeah until they time there attacks just right and stun lock me lol..

[magic tendon]

I'm joking

[fluid cipher]

Killing a boss with a good weapon and skill based on knowledge of boss mechanics and gameplay? Cheese

[magic tendon]

Playing the game?
Cheese.

[austere tangle]

And malenia in my opinion

[fluid cipher]

Living and breathing in real life? Cheese

[austere tangle]

Alive?
Cheese.

[fluid cipher]

You have to kill Malenia while you’re still forming in the womb otherwise it isn’t a legit kill on her

[austere tangle]

Dead?
Cheese.

[magic tendon]

Having once lived at any possible point?
Cheese.

[austere tangle]

Don't exist
Cheese.

Dude stop cheesing the bosses

[magic tendon]

*Cheeses
Totally normal gameplay

[austere tangle]

Cheems

[magic tendon]

Cheesme

[austere tangle]

Ok when?

[fluid cipher]

Cheems in Cheems is Chmeemms

[magic tendon]

Not what I meant but ok. 12am Wednesday

[gleaming delta]

The one fight where I used comet Azur in a main story boss fight. It’s not like I was losing a ton and gave up on playing fair, I just thought it would be cool if I could hit them both which I did and beat them first try. I killed them both before either of them respawned so I just sat there blankly for a couple of seconds before they of course came back but still beat them

[oblique gyro]

nice

[signal knot]

#946799698243645500

[true hinge]

🤣 🤣 🤣

Mans soloing her in a different style

Kill or tame is the only two options and he went with the latter

[mild sinew]

Shame on this movie stealing ideas from software

[gleaming delta]

It came out like 10 years prior you targ

[mild sinew]

Can u not take a joke? Obviously I know this movie is older than elden ring

Mf a true idiot

[warped wagon]

mr hyper aggressive ovahee

[humble trellis]

has anyone seen a patrick bateman in duels at academy main gate?

[gleaming delta]

Impressive, now lets look at Paul Allen‘s pvp summoning sign

[austere tangle]

adress? (don't)

[last copper]

[chrome egret]

Nice levels mate

[white shale]

@chrome egret thanks

[sullen fjord]

I do have to say that we have pretty good updates so far

[chrome egret]

Was that an actual run or were you just messing around?

[white shale]

@chrome egret what do you mean a speed RUN?

[chrome egret]

I mean ig you can say that but I meant it as like a character to just play the game and f@ck around on, or was this your actual character you leveled to max

[white shale]

@chrome egret yes this is my actual character

[chrome egret]

How were you able to get to max level!😭

[hardy path]

What damn farm did you use

[white shale]

I just copy my save data and drop Lord runes to my brother and back

[hardy path]

Damn

[azure sinew]

if no links are alloud how can i post memes that way??

[stone cobalt]

upload a file

[gleaming delta]

Just got elden ring guys lets goooo

[vapid light]

I think I just invaded and killed a hacker?

[glad rain]

Damn Daniel!

[fallen drum]

yup, the host most likely had their stats maxed with cheated runes and after leveling up he forgot to spend the extra runes and got killed, so u got a percentage of em

[glad rain]

free levels lol

[vapid light]

that explains then

[glad rain]

you all hate me, you all look down at me, but I can oneshot many bosses.

[warped cliff]

My weakness ahhhhh died

[left spruce]

Not sure I’d like getting who knows how many free levels, rather I’d spend the runes on all the consumables that are annoying to farm, smithing stone, glovewort and stuff like that

[left spruce]

Then die and get rid of the rest of the runes

[hoary ice]

R34 artists seeing a pine cone

[wise mason]

ong

[silent crest]

Upgrade the old flasks here

[warped cliff]

“Tree”

[coarse lance]

likely tree

therefore Praise the message

[warped cliff]

Praise tree

[granite ginkgo]

A Romanian stole Elden ring from me…

[warped cliff]

The Romanians 😔

[brazen dew]

But it’s true!

[restive lava]

He uses rivers of blood 🤢

[gleaming delta]

Honestly if you use ROB you need to be put to sleep

[restive lava]

Rivers

[craggy rampart]

Cry about it

[tawny portal]

How many chads here use Rusted Anchor?

[restive lava]

I use it sometimes cause funny

[round wraith]

I want to use it cuz it’s absurd, but it’s just too slow for the dmg it puts out.

[tawny portal]

I used it for every boss but Melania, but I have a habit of using bad weapons for bad reasons. In DS3 I used exclusively Yhorm's great machete because he's my favorite boss

[weak bridge]

Me in elden ring with 0 endurance

[austere tangle]

Dark souls 3 blacksmith???

[tawny portal]

ANDRE???

[foggy ferry]

W

[maiden pecan]

melina got burned😭

[sterile pike]

I just found out that you can legally adopt a 17 year old when you're 18. So you can buy yourself a maiden.

[minor osprey]

woah lmao

[idle tartan]

that's...disturbing

[gleaming delta]

?

[sterile pike]

Lol

[craggy rampart]

Mashallah

[lunar forum]

Everytime you kill a host of fingers you get a % of their runes that they used to level

[lunar rose]

Not happy to admit it but totally using ROB in NG++ to wipe out all the bosses and get the base elden lord achievement

[green pulsar]

why were u trying to find out about that? a bit sus i have to say

[austere tangle]

Sus

[sterile pike]

It sus finding out adoptions laws? You must still be a kid. Pretty normal thing for adult couples to look up

[austere tangle]

Sussy baka

[green pulsar]

"you can legally adopt a 17 year old when you're 18. So you can buy yourself a maiden."

[sterile pike]

That's called a joke. That's why it's in Elden fun.

[green pulsar]

but of course, please pardon my transgressions good sir.

[sterile pike]

If maidenless behavior results in no longer being maidenless, is it really maidenless behavior?

You could also order a maiden from Russia if you're over 18.

[sterile pike]

Cheap maidens too in the current global climate, lol.

[reef spoke]

MFW reading the patch notes as a diehard UGS wielder

[hollow kindle]

I've decided to make some elden ring youtube comedy

[gleaming delta]

👀

[vapid light]

Could someone explain what the hell just happened?

[torn crane]

Decided to make this

[torn crane]

If you're F2P then D O N ' T pull on weapon banner

[somber sluice]

Pulls a terrible ass danger

[unreal bolt]

"the graphics are bad"

[hushed patrol]

is there an 'employees only' lift or something?

[gleaming delta]

When you try to enter in door areas with torrent

[maiden pecan]

is bleedflame good?

[fluid cipher]

I wanna commit Destined Death after witnessing that

[cosmic isle]

It also happened to me today apparently it's the fact that he falls a little from a rock that kills him it must be a problem with the hitbox I do not know should ask developers

[static hull]

you hit a main artery

[rare fulcrum]

You got him

[cosmic isle]

Or is it with the bleeding that killed him during the cinematic when he shouldn't have been bleeding? Because I had a sword that inflicted bleeding like yours

[gleaming delta]

Flower only run looking drippy

[gleaming delta]

you got gud

[calm laurel]

i killed rykard before talking and doin the stuff for the valcano manor, my plan was to explore it then talk to every! and do they're quest and stuff if they had one but now they all just say the valcano manor is done, did i miss out on anything important?

[static hull]

Important? Not certain. You just kinda kill 3 people then get sent to Rykard

[calm laurel]

oh alright sweet. ty

[maiden pecan]

lets go!! i beat maliketh....now i can finish my jetstream sam build

[hushed patrol]

You missed out on some really cool gear. Like the Bull Goat Set, Raging Wolf, Hoslow’s Set and whip.

[rare fulcrum]

Multiple weapons and armor sets

[calm laurel]

0_0

[left spruce]

And the patches questline

[rare fulcrum]

And a pretty decent incantation I think

[mild sinew]

What do u mean?

[hushed patrol]

Oh i was just referring to Hyetta’s final location and speculating how she got there, being blind. 😅

[rare fulcrum]

Great hood

[mild sinew]

Thanks bro u know the location

[rare fulcrum]

It a reward for one of the painting puzzles

[mild sinew]

Ohhh in the mountain of the giants

[mild sinew]

Idk man those grapes built different they can even tp u to a spot if u eat it

[acoustic fox]

Greathood

[vapid light]

totally did

broo

[restive lava]

Nice

[vapid light]

ok finally killed him with his own destined death

man I really dont wanna get a taste of NG+1 godfrey

[mild sinew]

That’s what happeneds when your on your mobile device a lot

[restive lava]

Fune

[mild sinew]

@hushed patrol I got question

[restive lava]

Not that bad if there even Is any

[mild sinew]

U don’t know her lore she use to be addicted to her mobile device so the land between teleported her there to help her addiction

[restive lava]

Lmao

Imagine the sound of that cracking tho
Crrkkrlrkr

[opaque marsh]

You missed like 30 attacks then got phase 2

[mild sinew]

What is the real lore how did she get hunchbacked

[restive lava]

I have no clue I know she was created un conventionally not like the funny, I think she was an experiment of rhykard
I think I don't really know
She asks you to kill her if at the end if her quest I think due to that

[mild sinew]

Ah she was a Area 51 creation that they abandoned got it

[restive lava]

That works Id just ask the "people" in #lore

[mild sinew]

Ask the “animals” in lore

[analog saffron]

compared to people like me, that is nothing

[restive lava]

If one could call them that

[raven mural]

I assume its because she isn't used to being in human form lol

[analog saffron]

but good job either way, I respect everyone no matter what level they are at.

[restive lava]

Isn't she a snake warrior
Thing

[mild sinew]

It’s not weird calling humans animals since we evolved from animal traits

[restive lava]

I don't know
People in #lore have gone beyond normal boundaries

Their minds going to places only known as the ranni simp synopsis

[left spruce]

Sounds like a Big Bang theory episode name

[mild sinew]

Neil degresse Tyson but was it really the Big Bang theory that made the cannon

[restive lava]

If bbt did a collab with from softwar

[cinder marten]

Hah... I didn't even find Rivers of Blood.

I don't need it.

I don't even know where it is.

I only need my Quality Uchigatana.

Because I'm a samurai, and I got a Tree to burn.

[lunar forum]

what's that got to do

[cinder marten]

Wrong reply

[restive lava]

Keep in the light no rob

[cinder marten]

I just wanna wield my cross-naginata like Ip Man wields his Bo staff.

[vapid light]

NOOOOOO

[mild sinew]

They only person who deserve the pronouns f u ç k off is dung eater

[next abyss]

anyone have the radahan horse memes

[mild sinew]

I have a radagon meme

[weary solar]

Greetings fellow tarnished, I have discovered and dissected the John (game) lore
First you have John Kings Field who after a while went senile but his family still care and love him regardless.
Next his son John D. Soul his real name is John Demon Soul however he shortens it to John D. Soul so it is easier to write his signature.
He had 3 sons I'll start with the oldest, John Dark Soul he is the firstborn and a really nice guy that is studying philosophy in college.
His second oldest is John Bloodborne who was born with sickle cell anemia and developed a mental disorder from his job and has retired early. His family still care for him regardless of his disorder
Afterwards John D. Soul's wife left him and after a while he found another wife and had John Sekiro.
John Sekiro, the stepbrother of John Dark Soul and John Bloodborne, participated in a unnamed war and lost his arm and got a prosthetic. This has negatively affected his day to day life and his siblings help him and care for him
John D. Soul then adopted a son named John Elden Ring
John Elden Ring is the youngest sibling in the John household. He loves his siblings no matter if he is their brother by blood or not. John Elden Ring is planning to go into history and or music into collage. His brothers and his family love him no matter where he comes from

[red owl]

Thank you for this it makes the games make more sense

[restive lava]

Cool

[restive lava]

The fam got it down

[mild sinew]

He missed one part

[red owl]

John ninja blade is the one he missed

[gleaming goblet]

@brisk briar

https://youtu.be/NfGwZqKvKPE

😂

[weak bridge]

Me when i have no points into endurance

[tribal citrus]

the sacred runes

[weary solar]

John Ninja Blade is the older brother of John Dark Soul and is the firstborn of John D. Soul.
John Ninja Blade regrettably passed away and his family regularly go to his grave to clean it up and put flowers

[mild sinew]

If your player could speak it would beg u to upgrade your stats

[mellow canyon]

why do we have this chat

[primal gorge]

I wonder if you can beat the game without torrent

[weak bridge]

You can

[primal gorge]

It would be a very slow journey

[mellow canyon]

elden ring isnt fun its just required to play to enjoy life

[primal gorge]

It's a good way to get rid of stress and taking anger out on walls

[mellow canyon]

yeah i hurt my hand hitting my desk

[primal gorge]

Did y'all trying to fight that crystal boss and think you were underleveled

[mellow canyon]

you ever fight anything anywhere and think your underleveled

[primal gorge]

Yes

[dire mortar]

Is it’s shell broken?

[last copper]

Dogs don’t have shells. It’s called fur.

[mild sinew]

New Yorker accent

[gleaming delta]

Dog

[lunar rose]

People that don’t know maps are salty 😂

[viscid drift]

A lid would solve all of those problems, you just need a big enough lid

[gleaming delta]

Probably 'cause you weren't using a blunt weapon lmao

[astral peak]

You can also just stance break them once then they are weak to all

[gleaming delta]

yeah, but like if you want to mess them up out of the gate just use a colossal weapon, greatsword, etc. Anything besides a katana works

[mild sinew]

I don’t get it

[primal gorge]

When I tried fighting it I didn't know it was wearing armor you could break off it so I thought I was underleveled and using a bad weapon

[viscid drift]

Unexpectedly epic

[opaque marsh]

He also has no vigor

[raven mural]

No need for vigor when you never plan to get hit

[viscid drift]

You don’t really need to put more than one or two points into arcane if you toss on the silver tear mask and marika soreseal

[red owl]

That man is maidenless

[viscid drift]

When you can stack so many buffs that you don’t even feel damage anymore

[opaque marsh]

But if he can cast all that's like 70 int and 50 faith at least and arcane goes for 20 or smth

[viscid drift]

Marika’s soreseal is 5 points in every casting stat including mind. Silver tear mask is 9 points in arcane. Toss on godrick’s rune and that’s 5 more points in every stat

Of course you could always just not level enduance because you won’t be wearing much armor anyway

[unreal spruce]

i love this game even the end content

[viscid drift]

Batman

[unreal spruce]

yes

[viscid drift]

Mfs faces when I cast elden stars and then turn into a moon

[opaque marsh]

So 60 int 40 faith +14 arcane and silver tear mask nerfs physical damage and you take more damage from Marika's. Assuming you started deprived then thats 80 leaves into casting. Then you need like 30-50 in mind making that 130 levels just In casting and if you are level 200 that leaves +-70 levels to put into anything else

So no vigor

[viscid drift]

Yes, except you forget about radagon’s sorseal and the fact that you must start sorcerer or prophet for this. And mind is of little concern considering how much it is boosted by your various items

Besides, who needs much vigor when you can just not get hit

Cast black flame’s protection

[opaque marsh]

So Marika and radagontake up two talismans slots and you take more damage twice and can't deal any physical damage cause the rest went into vigor and endurance?

[viscid drift]

Why would I want to deal physical damage? Both of my hands are already taken up to casting tools

[viscid drift]

And radagon’s hp and strength increase cancel out the damage taken boost

[opaque marsh]

Cause you need for to cast spells and they take longer than a weapon swing also it doesn't cancel at higher levels it worsens at higher levels

[viral musk]

when i saw they added in a toggle for the camera auto rotate i knew this game was a 10/10

best patch notes of all time

[viscid drift]

Casting spells does take longer, so cast a defensive spell while you cast such as black flame ritual. This is mainly a pvp build anyway

[opaque marsh]

Pvp you say oh boy now you are facing a guy with duel katanas and river of blood who rushes you and bleeds you to death

[viscid drift]

The only actual weapon useable with this build is the sword of knight and flame

[viscid drift]

If he stops to attack he’s just dead, swamps of flies, Elden stars, death rancor. The only option is to keep moving

[vapid light]

meanwhile im using a godskin stitcher to beat bosses

[primal stag]

wait could you explain to me that? I haven't played after the patch yet

[opaque marsh]

So a straight sword and casting witho little endurance and no armor because too heavy. He also has swarm of flies. Cause they all do

[viscid drift]

Or I could just toss immutable shield on any old shield and get bleed resistance

[viral musk]

when you move your character left and right(or torrent) it will move the camera slightly in that direction

[viscid drift]

Something wrong with swarm of flies? It’s a good spell. Why shouldn’t I use it?

[primal stag]

wasn't it already a thing?

[opaque marsh]

He also has it which means you also cannot stay still also you ill run out of fp eventually having to drink another flask giving him time to run or approach

[viral musk]

they added the option to turn it off

[primal stag]

oh, Idk if it's better on or off

[viscid drift]

You realize that you are trying to construct a situation in which I am garenteed to loose? That can happen with any build. Isn’t that rare

[viral musk]

its probably better on but its not fun when im trying to look back at the army of enemies coming at me with intent to kill while im on torrent also fighting the camera

[opaque marsh]

Not just one but a common one bc bleed builds are everywhere

They also have a throwing knife to annoy you with

[mild sinew]

Dog of the golden order he got 2 maidens

[gleaming delta]

send patches

[viral musk]

no need to thank me

[mild sinew]

This isn’t elden ring related meme but I thought this was funny

[viscid drift]

A small price to pay to be all-knowing

[opaque marsh]

Yeah yeah

[gleaming delta]

Why is the video so dark

[jovial grotto]

wait did fingerprint sheild get nerfed or nothing happend to it? i want it gone

[gleaming delta]

Lovely whats the new phase stuff

[mild sinew]

That’s actually the game lighten

[gleaming delta]

Alright is let me solo her a 8 pack abs dude and eats 8 packs of doritos a day dude

[raven cloud]

Only maiden you need is blackguard

[mild sinew]

If your character is female ranni bisexual?

[red owl]

Yes

[primal gorge]

I don't get why that guy calls us maidenless I don't see him with any maidens

[red owl]

None of us are maidenless because we get maidens at the start of elden ring

[primal gorge]

True

But what if you don't go to a site of grace then we truly are maidenless

[red owl]

Then that person is truly helpless and alone

[primal gorge]

And they will die that way

[mild sinew]

I wish that tweet was real

[primal gorge]

Yes

[primal gorge]

Wait if turtles are dogs are wolves turtles

[mild sinew]

That sentence gave me Dyslexia

[primal gorge]

Good

[vapid light]

I married godskin stitcher

[green pulsar]

heavy thrusting op

[keen dagger]

Welcome to the club of dudes with maidens🤝

[uneven turret]

Faith builds and collossal weapon users reading the patch notes

[keen dagger]

Every Guts build

[hollow kindle]

Every time I see "Caelid" I think "Cleveland".

[mild sinew]

That’s the same man who beat a boss while being attacked by a mosquito

[uneven turret]

Pretty sure it was a wasp, but your point still stands

[mild sinew]

Mosquito wasp same thing idc

[gleaming delta]

Sheeeesh

[gleaming delta]

This is making feel old is this funny?

[mild sinew]

It’s supposed to be taken seriously

[thorn fox]

Try to press R1 challenge as river of blood user (impossible)

[gleaming delta]

John cena, the rock, roky balboa vs hourax loux

Who will win? 🤔

[mild sinew]

John cena*

[gleaming delta]

Ok

[static hull]

would smash any way

[raven mural]

[mild sinew]

Thanks you now I can sleep peacefully

[latent creek]

Any MHA watchers here?

[gleaming delta]

Yeeeeeeeeh

[raven mural]

I read MHA

[jovial grotto]

rope.

[latent creek]

I re-watched the anime and noticed this and it reminded me of grafted blade 😂

[latent creek]

That escalated quickly

[raven mural]

Lol, nice catch

[mild sinew]

That’s really how I text people

[latent creek]

That’s also me when I texted my crush:(

[raven mural]

Shroomman

[thorn fox]

Shield poke duelers when they can’t shield poke their way through their abusive father

[fallen cobalt]

F

[mild sinew]

Repost nice

[strange reef]

He had it coming

[ripe sigil]

You could see my discord call in the first one, but ill delete it my bad

[buoyant wren]

me after starting newgame plus

[gleaming delta]

I like your name and bio, it's nice

[raven mural]

You're nice

[tacit kelp]

[gleaming delta]

Ty 😋 🙂

[gleaming delta]

Your pfp is astonishing, the creature design is astronomical, did you make that?

[verbal seal]

wait really? it's that easy? 😂

[raven mural]

[indigo hemlock]

😆

[hollow mountain]

But if you think about it

[finite mesa]

if u think about it??? @hollow mountain

[hollow mountain]

Im just telling you elden players to think

[finite mesa]

deepwoken is easy

[hollow mountain]

Wouldnt

[finite mesa]

you'd quit on margit lowkey

[hollow mountain]

below me gay

[halcyon shore]

how dare you

[finite mesa]

not lying tho

[hollow mountain]

Yeah how dare he but your gay

[finite mesa]

💀

[halcyon shore]

1v1 deepwoken

[finite mesa]

why tho

[hollow mountain]

Dw is too easy 1v1 him on gpo

[halcyon shore]

yes

[finite mesa]

gpo is also easy bro????

[hollow mountain]

Harder than midwoken tbh

[halcyon shore]

midwoken is harder

[finite mesa]

fishwoken>>>

[hollow mountain]

dawg hes power 60 r u sure

[next abyss]

isn't that a roblox game

[halcyon shore]

yes

[hollow mountain]

he has enchants too 💀

[next abyss]

I remember seeing it for 400 robux and instantly clicking home

[halcyon shore]

i got windup

[hollow mountain]

He has the counter bell but its the yucky vers

[finite mesa]

your the yucky version

[halcyon shore]

nvm

[finite mesa]

best loot gain in dw? fishing

[hollow mountain]

gg wp

[halcyon shore]

fr

[hollow mountain]

Competitive ranked lying

[finite mesa]

got the rare card that gives better drops + fishing is fast cash gain

[halcyon shore]

🤓

[finite mesa]

lowkey it is

[restive tinsel]

Even a regular summon can do this!

[uneven turret]

Aged like fine milk

[gloomy goblet]

The rat been on that elden grind

[keen dagger]

I have seen milk in the sun age better

[next abyss]

clearly he's never played a souls game

[languid widget]

what the hell was their reasoning
"the world is too big so there's just no way!"

[indigo vault]

oh the misery

[strange reef]

Idk what this gray bar is

[plucky fjord]

Its your stupid meter

[indigo vault]

its transparent ur looknig at the stone behind the bar u bufoon

[primal gorge]

I just beat godrick first try how is he easier to kill than the first dude

[strange reef]

Use a black knife skill on a boss you'll see what I mean

[indigo vault]

because you got gud

[plucky fjord]

Godrick isnt hard if you pay attention

[next abyss]

godrick easier than margit

[gleaming delta]

^^^

[languid widget]

black knife skills cut any enemy's max HP by a certain percentage

[strange reef]

That's new that it shows it

[languid widget]

yeah I'm glad they added that

[indigo vault]

that sounds broken does it stack?

[languid widget]

no

[tawny portal]

I mean, if the boss can't heal itself, then the max hp will never be an issue

[languid widget]

it's as broken as bleed or frost or any of the other BS things you can use in the game
hardly a gamechanger
it also wears off over time

[indigo vault]

yeah its no like i musing a build that kills the boss in 10 seconds * cough * flask comet cough

[marble sedge]

and its just crows whats the worst they can do....

[red owl]

Godrick is less aggressive than margit and to me personally his attacks are more readable and easier to time than margit

[cloud flare]

I’ve done it

[mild sinew]

U been farming for 9 days

[tepid kelp]

Has anyone attempted an any% speed run here?

[next abyss]

10 levels max

[primal gorge]

No but I will when I beat the game

[marble prawn]

what level should i be for leyndell

im level 105ish

[unique kindle]

Name checks out

[still spire]

anyone got any tips for runes

[novel basin]

they are used to level up

[cloud flare]

😢😢😩

[rare fulcrum]

Kill people to get more

[cloud flare]

Only 13 hours

[opaque marsh]

Don't die

[cloud flare]

Duplicate

[hasty quiver]

whats the best dueling place

[novel basin]

academy gates probably

[glad trail]

You’ve done it 3 levels congrats

[hasty quiver]

dont go to the academy main gate because theyres people cheating, theyre using flasks and breaking peoples save files

i just lost my ng plus 3 acc because of them

[open rose]

Oop

[keen wedge]

the world's slowest fighting game

[alpine cipher]

thats why you back up your saves

[languid widget]

from KinoFabino

[viscid drift]

Who has that pet Blaidd video

I require it, hand it over

[tawny portal]

hand it over. That thing. Your Blaidd pats

[viscid drift]

That is not Blaidd pets, try again

[primal gorge]

Wtf

[celest thorn]

why just why?

[red owl]

That’s enough internet for the day. I need eye bleach

[gleaming delta]

UwU daddy. nuzzles your fat juicy weewee

[young gazelle]

brugh

[celest thorn]

I think I need to jump out of a window at this point

[red owl]

How was that video elden ring related

[viscid drift]

Even furries would cry from reading that

[gleaming delta]

I know multiple furries. Let's test that

[viscid drift]

I can already tell you, am actively about to weep, the cringe almost struck me dead.

[gleaming delta]

Your crying turns me on

[celest thorn]

you are a real weirdo, aren't you?

[red owl]

He’s the horniest person on this server now I guess

[viscid drift]

It’s still a matter of debate

[red owl]

True but he’s one of them

[gleaming delta]

Yes UwU

[viscid drift]

“Your crying turns me on”

[green sigil]

Does anyone have the video of the dude fighting Rykard saying “Elden ring is supposed to be an rpg” ?

[viscid drift]

Please stop saying UwU. Or at least if you do then go all out, add a w to every word

[gleaming delta]

OK daddy giggles

[viscid drift]

Why do you do this. I already get enough of this from my friends

[rocky marten]

WHY??

[dire rose]

How did I die?

[royal ivy]

seems like you were getting damage in every hit you made to him

btw, ds3 interface looks so old now damn lol

[tawdry jasper]

Oh true

[pine timber]

You didn’t level adp

[next abyss]

this ^^

[dire rose]

Adp?

[pine timber]

Adaptability form dark souls 2. It’s a meme reference.

[dire rose]

O srry I've only played ER and Sekiro this is my first time playing DS3

[pine timber]

It’s cool

[dire rose]

Brooo I jus watched it back and realized that lol thank u

I had no clue it does that for phase 2

[royal ivy]

i didn't mean that he does that for phase 2, just saying what i just saw, but i don't even know neither lol

[primal gorge]

How do I equip incantations to a finger seal

[nocturne gull]

Memorize spells at any grace/ roundtable

[primal gorge]

Ok thanks

[gleaming delta]

So many buffs yet they forgot about buffing Malenia's t**s

[lunar forum]

Seeing omen killer for the first time

[umbral prism]

where was this mf when Morgott was kicking ass

[primal gorge]

What's the max equip load you need for redahans armor and sword

[full bone]

Chaos blade deals damage to you when you deal damage

[dire rose]

Wait Fr?

[austere barn]

I’m surprised you didn’t notice

[dire rose]

Maybe I should start reading the description of the weapons more lol

[full bone]

XD yes

[dire rose]

I be too focused on the boss sumtimes and forget to look at my HP bar

[austere barn]

You didn’t have the moment of killing a basic enemy and wonder “how did my health go down even though they didn’t hit me once?”

[dire rose]

Nope cuz I always manage to get hit lol

[remote moat]

Oh hey my favorite boss- also you're using chaos blade

[hollow leaf]

Finally, a fight I can win

[remote moat]

No you cannot, patches wins moral, ethical, and style victories regardless

[hollow leaf]

my mans saw me T posing and immediately crumbled

[dire rose]

Yeah I realized lol

[remote moat]

Intimidated you vile brute, have you no shame?

[gritty patio]

yo how much health does this wall have in volcano manner

[hollow leaf]

he was just hiding his power level

[dire rose]

@remote moat is there anyother katana as cool as chaos blade?

[mild sinew]

That’s like half a day 💀

Patches own you?

[remote moat]

Frayed blade

[mild sinew]

Kinda sus

[remote moat]

Or washing pole but that's my personal preference, i don't like katanas in general. Frayed blade is hard to get because it requires killing arguably the hardest boss of ds3

[dire pebble]

Just had someone called Ranni the Witch join the world I was in, take off their hat and chest piece and twirl around me til the host died. Whoever it was hmu cause that was funny lmao

[spare steeple]

I’m about to cause a riot but it’s my opinion so whatever

[umbral prism]

W list until i saw Rykard at the bottom

[dire rose]

Alrighty thx

[gleaming delta]

Love how top 5 has 3 things in it

[novel basin]

technically 5
malenia blade of miquella -> malenia goddess of rot
guranq beast clergyman -> maliketh
mogh

[hushed patrol]

lmaooo

[primal gorge]

Did y'all hear what happened to the makers of ice age

[obtuse zinc]

new character i made to fight early game bosses for people

[vapid light]

think this guy forgot Im using a rapier

[wheat hearth]

Only 3 in top five, 0/10

[misty minnow]

Lolll

[sly solstice]

As you can see the drip is immaculate

[sudden flax]

albinauric

[raven mural]

@sweet vector

[sudden flax]

what he lookin at?

[sweet vector]

Now we know the real reason godfrey left

[raven mural]

Praising the sun

[sudden flax]

true

[gusty carbon]

Elden Drip

[clear rain]

Clearly that is a top 3

[dusky hearth]

Sigh

[rough wyvern]

I thought these stay forever :(

[maiden pecan]

im close to godrick....but i gotta beat malenia first. she has to die

[elder wren]

I don't know if they expire but I do know there's a limit and the oldest will get removed.

[hushed sierra]

You mean godfrey?

[maiden pecan]

oh yeah....godfrey

sometime my brain is kinda idiotic to tell the difference between godrick and godfrey

[hushed sierra]

Alright cuz I was finna say man's tryna beat maleina before the 2nd boss 💀

[warped cliff]

What even is the point of threads? why not just make Eldon fashion and all the other threads regular channels of their own??? I must know

[maiden pecan]

hell naw

[maiden pecan]

im dead

[royal tundra]

Hoarah Loux, Warriors

[bronze otter]

anyone wanna 1v1 me wrong channel mb

[grand summit]

Bun Eater

[warped cliff]

Enjoy full bun consumer

[gleaming delta]

Song?

[primal gorge]

Is radhans armour more late game or mid game

[thorn frost]

Works anytime

[remote yarrow]

Bowser final boss theme from super mario galaxy

[hushed patrol]

u mean like when can you access it?

[gleaming delta]

Grazie

[austere tangle]

Hand

[candid ruin]

this is no fun💀

[remote yarrow]

Commander niall was painful

[austere tangle]

Agreed

[royal tundra]

remix go hard no lie

[last copper]

Very painful. I had more fun with Malenia.

[unkempt nova]

Elden Lore

[signal knot]

"No, officer. He is actually decades old. He is just trapped in a child-like body and-"

"Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the car. Hands where I can see them."

[unkempt nova]

Mohg is just letting him marinate, he needs more time in the E G G

[static hull]

your search history

[signal knot]

You have a bow. They have ICBMs

[raven mural]

If you still haven't beaten him, remember you can charm his spirits

[candid ruin]

the clip is about that the charm is not working

[green pulsar]

u can turn one into ur ally with bewitching branch

[candid ruin]

bro its not working thats what the is showing

[junior bay]

dude you need to hit him with the actual branch

[green pulsar]

it does dmg i think

[gleaming delta]

Bruh I went and read miquella lore mohg literally abducted a child to raise and marry wtf

[green pulsar]

hes a handsome fellow (false)

[gleaming delta]

Child abducting neck beard looking mf

I really liked mohg as a character until read that lore smh mohg

[green pulsar]

wait you liked him before then?

[gleaming delta]

He's cool but now I know he abducted a child he's cringe

[red owl]

Mohg is pretty cool until you read the lore

[gleaming delta]

Exactly

[unkempt nova]

Even after the lore he’s still cool

[gleaming delta]

Idk man pedophiles aren't poggers

[unkempt nova]

Miquella isn’t a child💀💀

[gleaming delta]

🤨

[unkempt nova]

he’s malenias twin, literally can’t be a child. His curse was having the body of a child

[green pulsar]

miquella is canonically like hundreds of years old in a child's body cause outer gods got some weird fetishes

[gleaming delta]

Miquella is disabled

[green pulsar]

also true

[gleaming delta]

I think he has autism dwarf syndrome he looks bald too and I think he's coming in the new dlc

[unkempt nova]

and the only reason he took miquella was to ascend to basically godhood

[gleaming delta]

FBI, open up!

[unkempt nova]

there

[gleaming delta]

If they have a child's body it's still wrong to me

[unkempt nova]

that’s fine and all, but he’s technically not a pedophile and didn’t kidnap a “child”

mohg gets way too much hate because of a quick glance at his lore

[green pulsar]

he gets hate cause he made a deal with a masochistic and/or sadistic outer god who wants bloodshed, preceded to make an entire kingdom full of murderers who also want to kill people, then went and killed people after abducting someone sibling

[warped wagon]

wait... is miquellas and malenias story about sex and the horrors of aging?

[green pulsar]

also he runs a bleed build so all hate is fully deserved

[signal knot]

I just meme him

[gleaming delta]

Miquella is kos from bllodborme

[gleaming delta]

"b.b...but officer,it's technically fine as I am waiting until she turns 18"

[unkempt nova]

idk man, sounds like something I would do, especially the bleed build part

[unkempt nova]

read the lore

[gleaming delta]

Are you trying to justify paedophilia?

[unkempt nova]

where did I ever say that?🤨

[gleaming delta]

Bro i read enough.
The devs are very clear about him as a character. He's straight up a scumbag and evil

[green pulsar]

no their whole point is miquella isnt young and is like hundreds of years old like all demigods and stuff

[gleaming delta]

He's sussy baka

[unkempt nova]

trying to correct the information about his lore

[gleaming delta]

He's still scummy and evil outside of this "pedophilia" thing.
Which is also sus

[dim flicker]

"its not pedophilia shes actually a 5000 year old demon she just looks like an 8 year old girl"

[green pulsar]

i know thats why hes lame

[unkempt nova]

almost like he’s the lord of blood which is based off of murdering people

[gleaming delta]

🤣

[hollow snow]

I hate it because it's true, I miss DS2 (sotfs) pvp

[gleaming delta]

The lore says young CHILD so I don't care how old they are mentally it's still the body of a young child it's not right

[unkempt nova]

I never said it was right, just said he wasn’t a child. Then the convo got turned into a debate about peadophilia💀

[gleaming delta]

Yooo nice

[next abyss]

did he just stop growing or was he born into a 7 year old body

[hollow snow]

@gleaming delta nice pfp, what's the full art ?

[gleaming delta]

She has her tatas out in the full picture

[green pulsar]

pov elden ring player

[gleaming delta]

Mhms

[unkempt nova]

his curse was to always have the body of a young child while malenias was to be born of rot, so I would assume he stopped growing at one point because malenia grew into a woman

[dim flicker]

hmmmm this makes me wonder how do so called "gods" and demi-gods age?

[gleaming delta]

Who would win in a fight
Malenia or Mohg?

[next abyss]

tarnished

[inner moth]

post it anyway 🙂

[unkempt nova]

sadly it doesn’t really say

[gleaming delta]

No lol

[unkempt nova]

Mohg, malenia basically worships miquella and would probably get caught up in her emotions

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[unkempt nova]

and bleeding + rot wouldn’t be good for her body

[green pulsar]

true mohg runs a bleed fire build, and thats what malenia is weak to

[gleaming delta]

Or she just nukes the entire mohgwyn dynasty and turns it into a bloodrot hell

[unkempt nova]

sadly we’ll never know because she’s crippled to the Haligtree under the love of her brother

[dim flicker]

do they ever explain why Rot makes somebody insane? like it did Radhan? isnt it just like powerful poison?

[unkempt nova]

basically eats away and corrodes their mind and body, can’t think of any further explanation

[green pulsar]

brain rot

[unique kindle]

Consort didn’t always mean banging you weirdos. It could just be marriage without it

[green pulsar]

no hate but why would someone take a consort if they didn't wanna bang

[livid zenith]

🤨

[gleaming delta]

It could be both

[unique kindle]

Weirdos immediately going to banging a kid

[gleaming delta]

I don't wanna give the benefit of doubt to a "sus" evil scumbag, that's all

[rare fulcrum]

Brain worms

[gleaming delta]

How femboys were created

[warm smelt]

Its a valid tactic

[gleaming delta]

Oh ik lol

[coarse lance]

🤸‍♂️
🦽 🏌️

[gleaming delta]

Love that but you need to move the guy further

[coarse lance]

ohhh I understand

🤸‍♂️

   🦽 🏌️

[near grail]

bruh

[coarse lance]

trolled

[gleaming delta]

The server didn't like me doing it apparently

[coarse lance]

rip

[gleaming delta]

This is so cute 😭

[torn crane]

For me ds3 pvp is much better than ds2's

[glad hull]

my drip

[red owl]

Ds2 pvp was fun to bad it’s practically dead

[alpine cipher]

top 5
3

[torn crane]

Even ds3 is dead(checked on ps4)

Gank city is literally empty

[alpine cipher]

Bro did you forget theirs a huge exploit for multiplayer

[torn crane]

No summon signs,no messages,no bloodstains,not even those phantoms that appear when you're online

[torn crane]

I'm talking about the ps4,pc servers are all shut down

[hollow snow]

yeah DS3 pvp in ringed city was fun, but ds2 is more recent for me, those were the days, farming the dragon covenant on the iron keep bridge

[livid zenith]

A fix for that was found within days, the servers aren't being kept offline because of that anymore.

[hushed patrol]

is this allowed?

[green pulsar]

real

[alpine cipher]

id know that if i was able to see it, but i refuse to worsen my life experience by making a twitter

[red owl]

The second elden ring got released all other pvp died

[wheat orbit]

Found it in a different group, figured I'd share it 🤣

[frank oar]

Elden ring fans when they die irl and get put in a coffin (they get sent to a secret area)

[dire pebble]

Good list til I saw Malenia on Top Five 😭😭, your opinion tho so I respect that

[green pulsar]

when digging up all the coffins in a graveyard and laying in them doesnt let me go fight a space scorpion

[kind whale]

Much worse has been allowed

[hollow gate]

this me, im cool?

[kind whale]

Helmet

[dire pebble]

As long as you think you look good, then you’ll always look cool lol

[hollow gate]

:D

[queen igloo]

look at this cheese me and my friend found for fire giant

[coarse lance]

coom

[signal knot]

Why there be an Albernuic in Jet Force Gemini?

[glad hull]

@queen igloo yesterday i did something i attacked his foot than after cutscene he died lol idk what i did

[lunar rose]

You sure there bud? A mod was developed fromsoftware hasn’t released an official fix for it

[livid zenith]

Yeah fromsoft hasn't implemented a fix but its not being kept offline because nothing can be done about it is my point.

[lunar rose]

Yes they can. It’s basically a big bug that takes a while to fix

[livid zenith]

Dude they're focused on ER, it didn't take them long to fix it for that. If they cared about the game they would have done something, instead, they removed multiplayer tags from steam.

[lunar rose]

Make up your mind are the servers down because of something else, because it’s pointless to fix it, or because they don’t care. They said they would be off at least until the release of elden ring. When they officially say they’re not working on it I’ll believe it. As of now though there is no reason to believe they aren’t working on it

[strange reef]

?

[livid zenith]

Because they don't care about the game, thought that was pretty clear? It's been months now without any word, when there's something concrete we can point to that shows they're working on it then i'll happily be proven wrong?

[lunar rose]

Question have you ever done coding work? I’m guessing not. It takes time. If you screw up you have to look through it all to find what is causing the issue. Even then if you try to fix it it could get worse. I’m guessing girls think your clingy because you can’t wait a day without getting a text

[livid zenith]

It's been 3 months, and the only thing we've gotten is the multiplayer tags removed... I'm not continuing this argument. I have heaps of hours in ds3 and want to go back to play it, but their actions haven't really made it clear that fixing it is a priority at all. There's no need to take it so personally lol.

[lunar rose]

Man I love people that don’t know how to read. I’ll put it in italics for you Coding hard. Fixing issue harder. Making sure fix no break game hardest

[strange reef]

Imagine

[potent thistle]

F

[primal gorge]

No like can you survive with it at late game or is there better armor

[potent thistle]

There will be bloodshed

[primal gorge]

Dose anybody else think blood taste like copp

[thorn frost]

what is copp

[primal gorge]

I ment copper

[thorn frost]

blood has iron so makes sense it tastes liek metal

[primal gorge]

That makes sense

[thorn frost]

idk how copper tastes tho

[primal gorge]

Just get a coin and taste it

[thorn frost]

i dont want to 😄

[primal gorge]

But it's like a sweet taste

[primal gorge]

Why is the timer so damn long

[thorn frost]

and still weak to lightning

[gleaming delta]

Ymfah the Chad

[maiden pecan]

same....im using the maliketh armor

[primal gorge]

How can someone beat a game without moving

[gritty patio]

by getting gud

[maiden pecan]

who design these enemies???

[primal gorge]

They look like aliens

[brittle kiln]

go go gadget arms i guess.

[pure loom]

He did it without using the control stick, you can move just by spamming attacks enough

[primal gorge]

That makes sense

[brittle kiln]

Swamp acrobats

[maiden pecan]

is it on pc or console???

[alpine cipher]

getting past the ladders in the profaned capital is about 1/4th of the video

[pure loom]

Me describing it wouldn't do it justice, go to ymfah's channel

[primal gorge]

I wonder how long until somebody completes a no hit run for this game

[alpine cipher]

years ago

oh for elden ring? already happened

im waiting for the all boss, no hit run

[primal gorge]

I thought somebody only got a 13 hit run

[restive lava]

No hit runs are like the first thing that happened

[maiden pecan]

waterfowl dance

[rare fulcrum]

Fowl

[maiden pecan]

is it fowl or flow????

[rare fulcrum]

Fowl

[mild sinew]

That’s Chris Hanson isn’t she like 400000 million years old

[rare fulcrum]

Miquella is a dude

[inland bramble]

And it’s still the appearance of a child

[rare fulcrum]

^

[raven mural]

Lmao

[austere barn]

Besides all the gross stuff with miquella he’s my favorite boss

[night geyser]

my bosses tierlist, as a strength only player

[woven rover]

Why is my boy Malekeith on the bottom

[austere barn]

Cause of how totally fun it is having to wait on the ground while he finishes his flips in the air

[night geyser]

He is too fast for my slow brain
And the least fun fight imo

[woven rover]

He’s a good dog let him do a flip

[craggy rampart]

Preach

[primal gorge]

Radhans my favorite boss because you can just apply rot on him and he's dead fast

[livid zenith]

I feel the pain of putting Maliketh down the bottom even if i really enjoyed it on dex builds, did a playthrough with a stone club not long ago and it was not fun having such a short and slowish weapon for him. looks sick otherwise and really agree with Hoarah loux

[red owl]

Mohg moment

[night geyser]

Yes hoarah loux fighting game mixups actually felt sick to fight against

[austere barn]

Fair enough

[wheat kindle]

You say top five yet there’s only four up there, curious

[night geyser]

🤔

[woven rover]

Godfrey/Horah Loux is a great boss, really enjoyed jumping over stomps like I was in mario

[gleaming delta]

How

[wispy wagon]

@rigid pebble another one.even the guy behind him took hit

[wispy wagon]

where will u put sir gideon if he counted?

[lunar rose]

It’s a he

[night geyser]

Very good
If i let him do his talk and fought him fairly, he is pretty fun to go against

[rigid pebble]

What a scrub, sorry you had to deal with that

[woven rover]

I’d put Gideon in Alright, his health pool is tiny and his nonstop spell casting is a bit annoying

[plucky pilot]

Does anyone got a ps5 and wanna help me beat a boss

[green pulsar]

mohg is easy.

[sterile pike]

Every boss is easy

[dull mortar]

What's your build 🤨

[green pulsar]

80 faith and ancient dragons lightning strike

[winter mist]

Mohg ain’t easy lol

[dull mortar]

Based build 🤝

[green pulsar]

dude if u got 3 ppl running my build you could 100-0 him before he could say "nihil"

[winter mist]

With ur build everything is easy what level were u

[green pulsar]

150

[winter mist]

Yes that’s why he’s easy lol