elden-fun

[gleaming delta]

ill use a stat calculator rn

[vernal trellis]

does not equal anywhere near 268

even with the rune, two soreseals, two +5 talismans, and a glint stone crown

but he doesn't even have either soreseal on, and only one +5 talisman. and he's not wearing a stat boosting armor piece

[gleaming delta]

@brittle pebble whats ur starting class

[brittle pebble]

It just puts 5 on all and it’s not that out and your forgetting to take out the starting numbers most likely

[gleaming delta]

level should be 277, if you started vagabond

[brittle pebble]

And my starting class was vagabond

[gleaming delta]

i cant tell what ur level is in the pic

[brittle pebble]

It’s 268 and your gonna -5 because of the great rune

[gleaming delta]

i did, thats the talisman effect

[vernal trellis]

268 lol.
here his rune isn't active. the stats add up to 352. i didn't include the +5 from radahns talisman

[brittle pebble]

On all stats keep in mind

[gleaming delta]

that is multiple stat increes talismans, subtracting those, im not shtting you, is correct level

Yeah his level is right lmao sorry bro looks like your wrong

[brittle pebble]

Lol

[grave hound]

any one wants to do PVP matches at first step grace

[vernal trellis]

the only talisman he has on that changes the actual STAT value is the starscourge talisman

the others change HP/Stamina/Equip values not the STATS

so sorry bro you're wrong

[gleaming delta]

incorrect

erdtree favor does do a percent increase, but it physically changes the stat numbers

[vernal trellis]

good thing i have a character around the same level. gimme a sec :)

[brittle pebble]

Lol over level 300 you said

[vernal trellis]

im 10 lvls lower but that doesnt matter. ill send another w/ the other talismans on too :)

[grave hound]

any one wants to do PVP matches at first step grace

[vernal trellis]

@gleaming delta sorry bro looks like youre wrong :)

[brittle pebble]

You have erd tree favor +2? I need to get tbh

[gleaming delta]

sorry bro looks like im right

[vernal trellis]

its in the ash capital, surrounded by like 3 tree spirits
its a cancerous spot

i hate dyno jfc. cant even call myself a tard

[gleaming delta]

health is lower on his end cause of fia prob, (just confirmed this would be the right number change)

[vernal trellis]

anyway, yea u right. my b.

but not about this. ill take the small victory for my fragile ego 🤓

yea i went full tard and forgot classes stat total can equal 80+ lmao
as base lvl

anything for his other 3 talismans changing the stat values???

[gleaming delta]

yes

[pastel pawn]

Why bot blocked my picture? It just a picture of an anteater with the caption "THE LOATHSOME ANTEATER"

[vernal trellis]

k so why didnt the stats change here

43
35
35

before and after the talismans

[vernal trellis]

at least i can admit when im wrong and dumb
sorry bro, youre wrong 🤓

[brittle pebble]

He actually did the math and showed you the proof

[gleaming delta]

yeah i literally did lmao

[brittle pebble]

And showed the talismans

[vernal trellis]

talking about him saying the amber medallion, erdtree favor, and greatjar talismans changing the stat values

they dont make vigor increase or decrease like hes saying

[gleaming delta]

not a he

[brittle pebble]

Your vigor went up over 200+ and the great jar increases your carry weight by around 20 it dosnt increase your endurance or anything

It just brings up that numbered stat it brings it all to that biig picture

[vernal trellis]

vigor isnt just HP value, its fire res and immunity
endurance is stamina, equip load, and robustness

erdtree favor only changes hp total, stamina total, adn equip load. which is why vigor stayed at 43 and END at 35

lmao your HP value, stamina points, and equip load were never relevant to my OG sht argument anyway

[brittle pebble]

Yes

It brings up only certain stats that it’s actually targeted for nothing else

[vernal trellis]

ik. which is why they are wrong about the 3 talismans effecting the stat numbers

[gleaming delta]

Erdtree favor physically changes my stats, id get on and prove it if there wasnt two very light sleepers near me, also lmao nice "they" actin like its big deal 💀 "oh no a pro noun 😱 "

[brittle pebble]

Dude idk what to tell you read them more carefully and watch your bottom half of your stats

[vernal trellis]

yea thats why my vigor and end stayed at 43 and 35 after putting them on, huh

[brittle pebble]

Yea because it dosnt increase vigor dip wad

[vernal trellis]

we were never talking about HP, stamina, or equip load? neither were they since we were talking about stat #s = a number for total lvl

[gleaming delta]

Ice lets just leave em to cope

[verbal seal]

twitter of creator is @covert depottherium
Manhuntre#8945

they've got some other elden ring stuff too. give em a looksee
also, rip random guy named omega

[vernal trellis]

that is multiple stat increes talismans, subtracting those, im not shtting you, is correct level

erdtree favor does do a percent increase, but it physically changes the stat numbers

but vig and end dont change. lol

[verbal yew]

Repost?

[verbal seal]

perhaps

[verbal yew]

Most likely

[verbal seal]

I don't monitor the channel enough to know

[gleaming delta]

btw cope

[vernal trellis]

funny cause youre obvi coping about those msgs bein wrong

[gleaming delta]

60
50
50
50
50
50
50
50

what level would i be, dont use a stat calculator

[vernal trellis]

if my vigor was 50 and endurance 50 as well, what would they be after equipping any erdtree favor, any amber medallion, or arsenal charm

[gleaming delta]

didn't answer my question

[vernal trellis]

btw cope

[gleaming delta]

not how it works lol

[vernal trellis]

oh really? how does "it" work? then

L bozo

[gleaming delta]

it was a tenor gif

also "bozo" - 🤓

[vernal trellis]

couldnt make it any more obvious you cant cope
ms/it "sorry bro youre wrong"
just admit ur sht stinks too lmfao.

[brittle pebble]

POV eyes don’t work:

[gleaming delta]

who

[vernal trellis]

ill humor you
depends on your starting class. 330 if wretch

now answer mine

[gleaming delta]

wrong no matter the starting class it would be 331

[vernal trellis]

ok cool. i was wrong

so answer mine

[gleaming delta]

asked

[austere barn]

Tf is going on in here?

[neat hill]

twas me that asked

[vernal trellis]

i did.
since youre the master of "how it works", if this isnt how it works again, explain how "it" does

[gleaming delta]

idk ive managed to convince him i think erdtree favor changes level stats, despite me showing evidence that is was just great rune effects and properly calculating that this mans level was correct, now im just messing with him for my entertainment

[vernal trellis]

erdtree favor does do a percent increase, but it physically changes the stat numbers

kay

[gleaming delta]

thats crazy bro

[austere barn]

While that is funny have both of y’all considered shutting tf up?

[vernal trellis]

tell me about it

[gleaming delta]

thats crazy mate

[gleaming delta]

(song is "I dont give a F**k by Ghostface playa" good song tbh)

i have more of these

[gleaming delta]

No one cares

[gleaming delta]

real

[rare fulcrum]

lober 🦞

[gleaming delta]

😳

[lost scaffold]

Bro it was a link to a song 😭

[verbal yew]

“Slam thy Accord”

[livid zenith]

Upstanding citizens of elden-ring-general-discussion 10 minutes after posting copy pastas and saying the most disrespectful sh*t known to man.

[gleaming delta]

😂

[jovial python]

Ñ

[weary pier]

Rihanna looking like she’s gonna trap Blaidd

[jovial grotto]

shes legit iji

[gleaming delta]

lmao

[cerulean echo]

she looks like she sells somber smithing stones

[languid widget]

haha

[warm smelt]

Hmu

[gleaming delta]

?

[gleaming delta]

😳

[somber gazelle]

when you watch the invader summon and first thing he does is use bhs

[gleaming delta]

What's bhs
Edit: thx primaris :)

Blood hound step

[jovial grotto]

just use double giant crusher

[ocean marlin]

Like bro can you come down sheesh

[viscid drift]

Me invading like I’m going to actually fight, knowing damn well it’s just another afk farmer

[cosmic locust]

Русские желающие поиграть есть?(Только начал)

[viscid drift]

Ranni purely because if you even try to hit her she just deflects your attacks with a force field and then instantly kills you. And Radahn, because he’s the strongest tank of the group

[prime badger]

Yeh but radahn got aids

[viscid drift]

Ok? I’ll just cast fire cleanse me

[prime badger]

If that solved aids everyone would be casting fire on themselves

[vale elm]

My dog is the beast clergyman…

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[wet meteor]

made a meme lol

[vale elm]

lmao

[indigo vault]

Guys club penguin is kill...

[north badge]

🤨

[gleaming delta]

Welcome back to totally PG pictures of ranni

That will be all for today thank you for tuning into totally PG pictures of ranni.

[north badge]

Shut up. We looking for beast clergymen pics.

[gleaming delta]

No :)

[gleaming delta]

Ranni mid

[rotund pollen]

⬆️

[gleaming delta]

😳

[vale elm]

Int builds b like

[austere tangle]

Feed him death

[gleaming delta]

And he will give you eye and claw

[austere tangle]

Claw is good starter seal

[gleaming delta]

Relatable

[signal knot]

Oof. The accuracy

[limpid violet]

my homie's pet ^

[signal knot]

Behold dog!
In short,
Praise the dog!

[little pilot]

wrong chat lol

[rare fulcrum]

Tf

[reef crown]

im confused

[rare fulcrum]

Me too man

[neon marsh]

ah yes the noob stomper crew after covid

[winter frost]

Morgoatt the ballin king

Emboldened by the dunk of ambitions

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[rugged prism]

What did I do bro 😭

[pastel pawn]

Ranni simps be like

[tribal owl]

extreme wholesomeness

i met an invader called mum today, it was someone using the red obesity chestplate

[viscid drift]

Typical Ranni fan vs Average Blaidd/Beast Clergyman enjoyer

[brave shard]

Bruh u broke as hell lmaoooo

[tacit thicket]

Dm me everything

[gleaming delta]

Maybe

[uncut spindle]

What

[gleaming delta]

😂

[uncut spindle]

You used bloodhound step, cheater, 122.133.33.111

[gleaming delta]

the gatekeepers in this game really have nothing else to do lmao

[uncut spindle]

People complain about such dumb stuff in this game jesus

[tacit thicket]

Unironicly I have never used that ash of war

[uncut spindle]

They treat bhs as the most broken thing in the world and they say absolute nothing about blasphemous blade and rotten breath

[tacit thicket]

People are still complaning about malenia

[tall flare]

If you like elden ring

You'll love elden ring live

[uncut spindle]

Oh you used a spirit in her fight, cheater

[tacit thicket]

Lol, I hate twitter sometimes

[uncut spindle]

Like, summoning stuff is not even broken in this game, people complain about madness being broken but nobody talks about sleep

[tacit thicket]

If it's in the game it's there for a reason, use it

[uncut spindle]

Bloodhound step is better rolling with 5 fp cost, and people complain about it even tho i used it and game was still hard anyway

Its not even a unfair weapon art, its fun

[gleaming delta]

that dosent mean that ash of war isnt op

[gleaming delta]

it is an unfair AoW in PvP. you cannot even punish it

[gritty patio]

PvP still needs work in my opinion for it to be fun

[signal knot]

Better than previous games. Atleast now the invader has to actually git gud. Instead of twinking newer characters

[languid rose]

@unborn seal add me back so we can dm

[gleaming delta]

the net code is still horrible

[north dove]

it s hard to get gud when you re drowning in rivers of blood

[rare fulcrum]

Can you send me a couple as well please B)

[torpid stag]

Moonveil stops when the community learns to parry

[torpid stag]

The other 2 are destined for nerfs

[unique kindle]

Then its cross naga or spears on everyone. The worse weapon to fight against

[wintry turret]

Does anyone have a higher quality version? I neeeeeeeds it

[prime badger]

I want the complete version lol

[uncut spindle]

People who do that get banned right?

[tacit thicket]

Dosnt seem like it

[dark aurora]

Anyone down for a trade

[uneven turret]

The only carian retaliation users I respect are the ones who use it as a defense against spell spam and moonveil

[prime badger]

Carian retaliation is the broken spell that one-shots, right?

[uneven turret]

It's a shield ash of war. It's intended purpose is to nullify incoming spells with a parry, and send them back as glintblades. It is meant to be used to punish spell spam. However people have figured out a glitch that allows them to store instakill damage in the blades, make them invisible, and all around just break the move. Many people are exploiting this because they are bad people.

[mild sinew]

Bro wrote a essay

[prime badger]

He could have said: "yes"

[uneven turret]

Yeah, I probably could have. I have a habit of over-complicating and over-explaining things. Sorry about that

[mild sinew]

U like blues clues

[uneven turret]

It was my childhood

[mild sinew]

I was expecting well I like it because *long paragraph

[full bone]

It's a good explanation

[nocturne cedar]

me and my friend just got ambushed by a fricking ninja turtle, which one of you was it

[gleaming delta]

Can I please save that oml

[wild plover]

Thats funny

[next abyss]

@forest compass

[clever leaf]

lollllll that needs to be in a elden ring funny comp thats actually amazing and hilarious

[glacial urchin]

Anyone have the "You did this? I did this." mimic tear meme?

[signal knot]

Strong words for someone in Comet Azur range

[fleet glen]

anyone wanna vc?

[gleaming delta]

Maybe I’m maidenless because I am the maiden-

[tranquil ivy]

do any of you have 4 toed foul feet?
that are willing to give away?

[signal knot]

Hell yeah

[viscid drift]

It’s also a spell, though the spell isn’t broken

[gleaming delta]

mm carian retaliation 🤡

Mm madness

[gleaming delta]

Elden beast is basically running simulator

Fr

[glacial urchin]

Anyone got a hold of the mimic tear version of "You did this? I did this." meme?

[gleaming delta]

uwu

[fallen drum]

let me solo her.

[silver trout]

The legend

[low urchin]

My friend and me just defeated radahn

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[last dune]

Lol, I already know how to parry. XD
I also find it funny cause they bloody Never level health so I just one shot people. XD

Like, Bloody fool, I'm a glass cannon, I lived getting one-shot by everything, I know how to survive you... However, you do not know how to survive me and my powerstanced greatswords.

[upbeat ruin]

mf said bloody fool

[last dune]

This server doesn't like curse words. XD

[raw plume]

Do you not fight her in the frenzied flame end?

[near pawn]

You mean like fuсk ? or duрe

[radiant spear]

Who's gonna break it to 'em

[last dune]

Idk, just get my messages bopped by the auto-mods if I curse too much. XD

[tranquil ivy]

yoo i know that build its the "good luck hitting anything" build im using it rn

[red owl]

I noticed that it made me think that I could get banned for saying them but it’s good to know I won’t

[last dune]

Yeah. lol

[red owl]

Wait auto mods delete messages because of that lmao

[last dune]

Sometimes, but I think it's if its obsessive or just trips... something, idk. XD

[gray quarry]

#Elden Fashion

[faint hatch]

This one’s my favorite

[dire mortar]

godskin really freaks me out

[faint hatch]

Lol I like the hood mostly

The rest of the set is cool too but I like the hood the best

[gleaming delta]

Just beat final boss first play thru with a sliver of health left over omg

[next abyss]

for some reason I thought you were talking about radagon only

[gleaming delta]

Nah lol I just Beat my first playthrough and almost shat myself at the end

[jovial vortex]

bro what

[gray quarry]

Me who sent that while I was walking on some😑

[plucky fjord]

Lay in it

Enjoy nature

[lunar forum]

Context?

[lunar forum]

Nvm

[umbral island]

rate my Malenia fighting build

also, please god I've died to her so many times. Just getting there was hard enough but holy hell have I been suffering.

[coarse lance]

oh yeah you got this homie

[lethal junco]

10/10

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[umbral vector]

Lmao

[tranquil ivy]

thats more like maleiketh

[cold portal]

Heres johnny!

[burnt hound]

OP invasion build 😅 doing varres quest. Not trying to fight

Tried to catch him walking past me then going off to die but I missed it

[gleaming delta]

goofy ahh specs

[chilly cave]

Thts not how it works lol

[restive lava]

That'd a little on the op side you should be able to two shot

[restive lava]

It literally says immune to fall damage

[chilly cave]

Like if the damage you take from a fall would hurt you (not kill you) the damage you take is less

[tacit stirrup]

tries to post a meme and some bot stops me from posting it ok..

[restive lava]

immune

[chilly cave]

Yea “fall damage”…

[gleaming delta]

bruh the fall damaged is so stupid lmao

[restive lava]

Makes you immune to the damage from the fall what other damage is there

[haughty knoll]

It refers to the damage you take before the lethal distance which is like 20 metres

[chilly cave]

^^*

[restive lava]

Bruhhhhhhhhh

Oh I didn't look at the full description
I'm a dumbass then

[haughty knoll]

Yeah I know it’s stupid and should be reworded

[chilly cave]

Got em, it’s a harsh world

[haughty knoll]

Lmao it’s all good aha. Very harsh for us foul tarnished

[gleaming delta]

nerf fall damage

[chilly cave]

Stg tho

[teal blade]

It’s not the fall damage that kills you, it’s the sudden stop damage 🛑

[signal knot]

She just wan some crawfish

[rare fulcrum]

Time for prawn

[gleaming delta]

It's elden fun, not elden feels

[astral peak]

I need the save the albinuraics PSA image

[warped cliff]

Watching the Adam project rn

[true veldt]

Godskin gecko

[old bramble]

Godskin in volcano manor be like

[weak flame]

That's actually pretty funny

[north dove]

lmao

[gleaming delta]

She do got that gamer posture she must play a lot of elden ring

[prime onyx]

not elden fun

[languid widget]

Renalla didn't do anything wrong

[indigo vault]

uchiganta and rivers of blood agaisnt malenia be like

[granite ginkgo]

Reject Discord embrace Destiny….

[signal knot]

I love Little Dark Age memes. Tho the 40k version is the best one

[granite ginkgo]

Yes

[signal knot]

Me: "Man I think I'm about done with 40k

Also me: Sees the 40k Little Dark Age memes

Then me:

FromSoft. Make a 40k game. It's already primed. Look at this.

[proud harbor]

send that to me please

[barren escarp]

Lmao is that ||cathedral of the deep|| from ds3

[arctic cedar]

Why no mimic chests in Elden Ring 😔

[proud harbor]

mimic veil

[languid widget]

halfway through the game they even start using the DaS1 treasure chest model
it's peak gaslighting

say his name, the true champion of Elden Ring

[gleaming delta]

Gideon's reaction upon seeing me kill Godrick

[wide shadow]

What the rat doin

[maiden pecan]

siblings

[stuck ledge]

Any1 want to pvp

[gleaming delta]

Ask in #pvp

[silk valve]

what fight is this?

[vital cypress]

hell

[silk valve]

lol

[gleaming delta]

It's those goofy looking flamethrower car things but the camera angle has really messed up their faces lol

[broken mortar]

Happy Easter

[gleaming delta]

Cute

[dry narwhal]

I killed pope turtle

[stable lodge]

Guys is there like a meme generator where I can put my own text on when you enter a area in Elden Ring. For example I want to put my own text where we see ‘Caelid’ when we enter the area

[hushed patrol]

made this after finding goldmask in the snowy mountains. lol

[gleaming delta]

People be like

[viscid drift]

Me summoning some guy in late game armor with a katana to fight early game bosses:

[bright light]

bro ypour arcane

[proven pilot]

Yeah why 49 strength to use 2 dex weapons lol

[bright light]

and 20 arcane only

[viscid drift]

When you see a red sign pop up at a boss fogwall while looking for a co-operator

[maiden pecan]

i once go for strenght build, but change to dex/bleed build

[whole iron]

Rat

[maiden pecan]

i kill shabiri😋 👍

[cunning meadow]

What’s the snake weapon

[burnt beacon]

It’s called the coiled shield

[mild terrace]

Appreciate some non nsfw work from that artist

[wooden crow]

W

[gleaming delta]

idk men this is just cringe

[cedar quiver]

Hey anyone know if u take fall damage when hitting a wall??

[cedar quiver]

So no?

[last roost]

This meme is a test and comprehending it means you failed

[cedar quiver]

I'm high looking at the tree I can't understand anything atm🤣

[weak vale]

🤞🗿🤞

[mild sinew]

She playing cool math games

[languid widget]

damn I never made the connection between Millicent and Lucatiel, interesting

[harsh ocean]

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy

[wild shale]

ds2 truly is one of the games of all time

[mild sinew]

Elden ring is the cheap copy

[harsh ocean]

Precisely

[unique kindle]

Needs eileen the crow and yura comparison

[neat hill]

if only Eileen was a ds2 character

[alpine slate]

Even then. They're just differently designed. People just hate change ig

[unique kindle]

Honestly more ppl = more fun and better way to add an easy mode then in settings

[uncut spindle]

Amohgus

[mild sinew]

Radagon is a girl?

[gleaming delta]

Don't worry about it

[sleek gazelle]

Its a meme

[alpine cipher]

yes and no

[jovial grotto]

yesn't

[rotund pollen]

Asking the real questions out here

[jovial epoch]

hes a guy but he identifies as female

[warped cliff]

Nyes

[jovial epoch]

his pronouns are they/them 🏳️‍⚧️

[sleek gazelle]

Help step tarnished I'm stuck

[alpine cipher]

🤨

[mild sinew]

Wait radagon is part of the lgbtq community ?

[rotund pollen]

Divorced bisexual long haired man, father of 3

[alpine cipher]

Radagon is Marika when she wants to be a guy (literally)

[sleek gazelle]

What does that mean

[jovial epoch]

he's a fully automated transgender woman

[mild sinew]

That pink and blue flag is the “transgender flag”

[sleek gazelle]

Oh I'm not touching this

[jovial epoch]

yes

[alpine cipher]

🤨

[river fulcrum]

how do i fix the streched resolution on splitscreen?

[sleek gazelle]

Just nod and say ok

[jovial epoch]

chad

[warped cliff]

I ain’t ether not with 36ft pole

[alpine cipher]

snuggie(TM)

[alpine slate]

average fromsoft fan chat

[warped cliff]

Basically homie

[alpine cipher]

average "im not trying to get banned" chat

[alpine slate]

you could just not say anything because no one really cares 😄

[mild sinew]

Damn don’t this ever cross your mind in a Parallel universe out there were married with 10 kids

[jovial epoch]

there's splitscreen?

[river fulcrum]

jk i jabaited you

[jovial epoch]

[gleaming delta]

Mmmprettycolour

[mild sinew]

Your room look more like a prison than a room

[gleaming delta]

How lol

[alpine slate]

i think they think this is your whole room

[mild sinew]

Than u have those UAV lights that really make it worse

[gleaming delta]

Sat on my bed

[alpine slate]

UAV lights? i think having a UAV in your room would be cause for concern

[warped cliff]

Mine used to look like a failed bomb shelter

[mild sinew]

I can smell the Cheeto sent from the screen

[gleaming delta]

I've never eaten Cheetos

[leaden walrus]

exactly

[alpine slate]

Incel type beat

[gleaming delta]

My room smells very nice thank you very much

[mild sinew]

Your room smell like my auntie

[gleaming delta]

Sure lol

[alpine cipher]

reddit type beat

[dusty bridge]

Does it smell like eggs?

I'm gonna have an aneurysm from this 30 second timer

[gleaming delta]

You seem to just comment on anything I do in every channel negatively thunder have I hurt you?

[warped cliff]

That could probably be used as a compliment or an insult

[alpine slate]

Oh look, someone else who hates women! and plays fromsoft games? shocker

[alpine cipher]

i hate women? lol ok buddy

[gleaming delta]

Ofc it's Easter 🐇 :)

[dusty bridge]

I'm proud, keep on eggin

[gleaming delta]

[alpine cipher]

call out reddit lingo, get called sexist 😎

[alpine slate]

Incel is what they call themselves moron

[dusty bridge]

Incels? Ain't that just what my mom and my brother do?

[alpine cipher]

yea, and they mostly come from reddit dumbdumb
r/incel was a thing

[gleaming delta]

Gamer argument inbound

[dusty bridge]

Pit the redditoids and the 4chaners against each other and watch it unfold

[gleaming delta]

Based

Ranni gaming

[alpine slate]

cute

[dusty bridge]

Reddits just another NSFW site, prove me wrong

[jovial epoch]

cant say its not true

[gleaming delta]

No, because that's what I used it for

[alpine cipher]

reddit is twitter with less celebrities and even larger echochambers

[alpine slate]

hurr durr wahmen bad i funny

[mild sinew]

I love women be nice to women

[alpine cipher]

is someone getting upset over a minor joke not even directed towards them?

[gleaming delta]

The internet

[dusty bridge]

All anyone uses it for homie

At least anyone reasonable

[jovial epoch]

they still wont let you bang bro

[alpine slate]

Except real people actually believe it

[alpine cipher]

and? people also believe the earth is flat. stop worrying about what other people believe. people are stupid

[rotund pollen]

Tru

[alpine cipher]

what, do you think calling people incels will stop sexism? no, it's just a buzzword

[harsh ocean]

Ooh boy

[mild sinew]

I think the earth is flat and I also think we live in a simulation and I also think the queen of England drinks children blood and I also think joe Biden is a reptilian Shapeshifter

[warped cliff]

I stole this from somewhere

[harsh ocean]

Political discourse in the meme thread!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Kiss Kiss Kiss

[alpine slate]

I mean I stopped lol, it's not a huge deal or anything.

[alpine cipher]

new dog summon dropped

[mild sinew]

My personal favorite conspiracy theorie is that radagon is a girl

[harsh ocean]

Melenia is so squishy that her health regen barely helps. Greatshield with barricade makes the flurry a joke

Radagon is trans.

I will not be providing evidence.

Nor will I elaborate.

[alpine cipher]

he doesnt know the lore

[mild sinew]

IQ -320

[harsh ocean]

Lore? You mean words? Symbols in sequential order to covey ideas?

Uh, that’s gay

[high coyote]

task failed successfully

[alpine cipher]

so is mohg, your point?

[harsh ocean]

Icon (of sin)

[gleaming delta]

Mohg is gay? Femboy mohg

[warped cliff]

The industrial revolution and its consequences

[alpine cipher]

mohg aint the femboy in that relationship

[prime badger]

Since when liking femboys is gay?

[warped cliff]

He’s the Pedro without the r

[harsh ocean]

Where’s my MohgXMorgot slash fic?

[gleaming delta]

Since they had a di_k

[mild sinew]

Elden ring fans when they fall off the map against margit the fallen omen

[prime badger]

That's just an accessorie

[gleaming delta]

Sorry man you're gay

[harsh ocean]

Used for balance.

As well as hot gay sex.

[prime badger]

Not what yomom said...

[gleaming delta]

😱😱😱

[mild sinew]

What if I cannibalism you

[harsh ocean]

You’re putting a man inside you

[gleaming delta]

Mhm

[prime badger]

You are gay if you're cannibalizing a guy

[verbal seal]

hot

[prime badger]

Yes

[alpine cipher]

fellas, is it gay to break the most cardinal of cardinal sins and consume liken flesh?

[harsh ocean]

Hannibal Lector’s homoeroticism makes perfect sense now

[gleaming delta]

@mild sinew

[mild sinew]

That’s like asking is it gay if had socks on tho and said no ho mo

[harsh ocean]

It’s only gay if your balls touch

[mild sinew]

I will burn down my house

[alpine cipher]

anime music

[gleaming delta]

You'll never get rid of me

[mild sinew]

Than I’ll just be homeless there’s no walls to live in there

[storm bronze]

Pot head man, our hero

[gleaming delta]

Scoot over there's enough room for two in that box

[mild sinew]

Bro she’s literally made out of pieces of other human body parts

[harsh ocean]

Hot.

[alpine cipher]

the internet community is a disgusting cesspool and truly highlights man's deepest depravities

[gleaming delta]

Cope

[warped cliff]

Elaborate

[mild sinew]

Who said I was living in a box only box I’ll live in is that imaginary box from sponge bob

[alpine slate]

do you guys eat skittles one at a time or a handful at a time

[harsh ocean]

Is sin not the natural state of man?

[alpine cipher]

sin until a god personally tells me to stop bb

[alpine cipher]

spiderman?

[harsh ocean]

Modern hell is Virgil fanfiction, be sinful, do crime

[gleaming delta]

Tom holland lookin ass

[mild sinew]

RANNI

[gleaming delta]

Yooo

[alpine cipher]

if one adds to religious text, is that not fanfiction?

[gleaming delta]

Tom Holland is that actor I just can't stand and I have no explanation for why I hate them

[mild sinew]

Tom Holland is on the new uncharted movie

[alpine cipher]

same. probably because i see how his simps act and its genuinely annoying. celebrity worship is a horrendous trait to have

[gleaming delta]

They could have picked ANYONE else to play Nathan and they pick him

Nathan Drake manly man, tom Holland looks like a child

[alpine cipher]

inb4 everyone hates chris prat because he gets too many roles

[harsh ocean]

Just drop Nolan North in the Amazon rainforest and film the results: Uncharted

[gleaming delta]

@gleaming delta I need ur pfp 😳

[gleaming delta]

I have yours...

[mild sinew]

I won’t be surprised if Zendaya is playing Elena Fisher (Nathan drakes wife)

[strange reef]

Damn I started a war about tom holand

[alpine cipher]

i think people who simp over fictional characters are worse than celeb worshippers tho

[gleaming delta]

Absolutely not

[mild sinew]

I actually don’t mind Zendaya playing Elena fisher though

[alpine cipher]

yes. its bad enough you're worshipping someone, BUT THEY ARENT EVEN REAL

[gleaming delta]

Celeb worshippers are not worth being called human sometimes

[warped cliff]

Easter is for fruit flavor candy Halloween is for chocolate

[alpine cipher]

celeb worshippers do worse stuff because they actually go outside

[gleaming delta]

Im at risk of seeing a 14 year old doja cat fans opinion everyday and thats a human rights violation

[mild sinew]

If I seen a celebrity in real life I’d probably talk to them like how I talk to everyone else in this world

[warped cliff]

Agreed

[alpine cipher]

listen, i have to see anime everyday, and THATS a human rights violation

[gray gyro]

doja cats tik tok is filled with copy paste comments

[gleaming delta]

Dawg I swear to god we arent all bad its just any social media platform

[mild sinew]

She buys her likes and follows 😱

[alpine cipher]

nah i was one of yall, you guys are that bad

[gleaming delta]

Ok but at least we arent kpop stans

[gray gyro]

😱

[warped cliff]

Or dream Stan’s

[mild sinew]

Not gonna lie Zendaya is hot

[alpine cipher]

dog poop on the grass is better than dog poop on the sidewalk, but its still dog poop

[mild sinew]

Lol when the neighbors come out

[gleaming delta]

Ok ok but at LEAST we arent anywhere near genshin fans cause they somehow make an 1865 slave owner look like a blm activist

[alpine cipher]

bro it doesnt matter who you compare yourself to

[gleaming delta]

My ego needs it badly

[alpine cipher]

" make an 1865 slave owner look like a blm activist" 🤨

[mild sinew]

Lol

[gleaming delta]

Yes they are that racist and its over the smallest thigns

[alpine cipher]

im just confused why you needed to bring up blm

[mild sinew]

Who wanna play some elden ring carian retaliation version

[alpine cipher]

homie this is why youre maidenless

[mild sinew]

Ay I got 2 maidens thank u very much

[next abyss]

ranni and melina don't count

[mild sinew]

I married ranni and burned the blind lady’s eyes

[winter iris]

colonel sanders strikes again

[mild sinew]

Ww2

[jovial grotto]

only 2 arms

[sleek gazelle]

No cell phones just people living in the moment.

[valid dew]

lmao wtf is this

[strange reef]

Drip

[dire pebble]

I need Ranni 😭

[gleaming delta]

Helmet is still on cause the smell is too much to handle

[dire rose]

😨

[languid widget]

good boss

[dire pebble]

Lmao

[gleaming delta]

Rats, we rats, we are the rats.
We Pray at night, we stalk at night
We are rats

[winter iris]

kfc is coming to leyndell

[jovial grotto]

wow its the guy from bloodborne

[dire rose]

Nah I think hes from DS1 remastered

[jovial grotto]

no no lets be honest

[dire rose]

2 berskers goat 😱

[jovial grotto]

its def from ninja blade the most famous fromsoft game

[dire rose]

Now now it's from Banjo Kazooie the best soft game

[jovial grotto]

wdym

[dire rose]

Nvm I thought there were 2 of u but u changed ya pfp n the old message has your old pfp still

[jovial grotto]

yeah

[jovial grotto]

"let me solo her" man fromsoft has to make a statue like that on their building fr

[tawny portal]

What a legend

[jovial grotto]

such a wonderful couple

[oblique gyro]

Dog

[jovial grotto]

2 dogs

[potent thistle]

Why is it always dog?

[winter iris]

People who use Mimic Tear:

[tall birch]

Because those are clearly dogs

[hot wagon]

Behold, pair!

[signal knot]

Strong enemy ahead.
Therefore,
Weakness is duo.

[simple topaz]

Bruh

[unique kindle]

Whoa can you get under that bridge?

[raven mural]

This is is why you should use bows to take those hawks out

[simple topaz]

I should have, ended up running through them all 😂

[granite ginkgo]

Your going down you Pot head…

[round schooner]

I love how he’s risen to become the hero of this community

[exotic gale]

ONE GAME

[last dune]

Lmao

[next abyss]

Virgin bleed users vs chad faith enjoyer ^^

[simple mirage]

What about a mix of both

[next abyss]

acceptable

[opaque marsh]

That happened to me and a summon during Melania

[round schooner]

Gravity

[mild sinew]

All u have to do is stand still one job

[round schooner]

Gravityyyy

[mild sinew]

Ik but literally standing still won’t even die unless your using one of those weapons that move your body

Gotta use the glintstone staff

[sterile kraken]

Caution ⚠️: NSFW

[next notch]

[restive lava]

Lmao

[elfin light]

does this server rly have a uwu cusswords scary filter isn’t this an M rated game

[strange reef]

No way you just said uwu

[elfin light]

ppl that think u need to censor expletives in a server for a MATURE game definitely use uwu unironically

[pure sierra]

19 💀

[gleaming delta]

The duality of man, expressed in the two images posted above.

[robust phoenix]

🐸 ❤️

[indigo hemlock]

Awesome fight

[dire rose]

Fr but the camera can be a pain

[hearty hawk]

swear to god. i thought nameless king was in elden ring

[indigo hemlock]

100% . Camera deaths are real!

[high coyote]

the camera is the true boss

[teal galleon]

Ong

[ember ravine]

DOG!

[cunning marlin]

OMG YESSS

[ember ravine]

if only three dog... :(

[mild sinew]

She’s a keeper

[hot wagon]

nothing will beat the feeling of killing king of the storm in 3 hits as str/fth

[brittle pebble]

Hey does anyone have a spare rotten duelist set?

[cunning marlin]

Or four 😔

[gleaming delta]

does anyone have an extra zwei hander?

[foggy ferry]

Why does that exist💀

[hearty hawk]

if thats u. thats really scummy.

[foggy ferry]

Ik it’s terrible 💀

[lunar forum]

I mean like, what they gonna do rematch?

[opaque marsh]

These kinda people can unexist

[lone parcel]

What are you guys funny outfits you came up with? So far I like using the pumpkin head with varres shirt and gauntlet and pants

[severe tartan]

ayo do anyone know where this majestic video came from??

[gleaming delta]

True

[lofty crypt]

Most I know is tiktok

[prisma sun]

Can anyone spare a white mask? I slaughtered mogwhyn before getting it now I can’t finish this build

[queen lava]

What’s Tiche doing?

[tulip sorrel]

hehe

[hushed patrol]

anyone know what font they use for that?

[gleaming delta]

i been trying to beat the actual godfrey for like 4 hours i gave up 😔 (its 2:44 am)

[dawn zealot]

I can help

[gleaming delta]

it’s ok bro im boutta gts

[dawn zealot]

Alrighty

[gleaming delta]

im very sleep deprived after 10+ hours sessions of Elden ring

[sinful frost]

Im a level 20 with +3 weapons on new game plus 7 if anyone wants to run with me for a challenge

[wicked oxide]

Elden ring
Crucible evergaol southbound from the stormveil castle in limgrave.

Strength build fans comments on yt be like

???

[haughty knoll]

Dumb kid, just shut up please

[rough canopy]

Lol

[haughty knoll]

Like why can’t people just leave other people alone when they’re just tryna have fun lmao.

[signal knot]

Too much sand up their butts

[fallen drum]

im pretty sure hes just a troll account tbh

[gleaming delta]

He got muted because he kept saying horny stuff about ranni pic I sent to fan art

Which he does constantly

[rough canopy]

Oop

[tired seal]

alexander is the sexiest creature alive

[signal knot]

First time we meet Alexander be like:

"Help, stepTarnished. I'm stuck. You are gonna have to spank me as hard as you can to free me~"

[tired seal]

that actually proves how sexy alexander really is

[signal knot]

[haughty knoll]

Yeah I know, it’s just I see it so much on the server and it just hurts lmao

[dapper marlin]

agreed

[signal knot]

For real. Look at my pfp and imagine the flak I catch here

[haughty knoll]

Yeah I know, I’m sorry for the crap that you get given here but I like it tho :)

[haughty knoll]

It’s cute :)

[signal knot]

[hushed star]

a true gigachad

[signal knot]

Thanks! A close friend drew it for me

[haughty knoll]

😁, they did a great job!!

[nova holly]

Malenia cosplay

[fallen drum]

i agree

im not a furry tough but i do find their pfp cute, makes me wanna pat 'em everytime i look at them lmao

[gleaming delta]

But

Is he goated with the sauce? Important questions need answers. Knowledge is power.

[gleaming delta]

Where even is it?

[gleaming delta]

over there

[random wren]

If giant crusher is +25 instead of +22 will it have more chance to stun bosses?

[fallen drum]

Who?

[dry narwhal]

You good?

[rare fulcrum]

Nap time

[alpine cipher]

dunkey put it best:
"Horizon zero dawn is that open world game that came out a week before botw, and Horizon zero dawn 2 is that open world game that came out a few days before elden ring"
mfs are stupid with release timing. Imagine how many titanfall games there'd be if it wasnt released at a terrible time

[dry narwhal]

"General please get up Mohg is forcing your brother to cuddle with him"

[alpine cipher]

"cuddle"

[pastel pawn]

HZD3 will get mogged by Dragon's Dogma 2

[alpine cipher]

HZD4 will get mogged by TeS6

[left matrix]

HZD4 coming out alongside ES6

[left matrix]

Great minds, great minds

[pastel pawn]

its funnier if they get mogged by Jap Devs

[alpine cipher]

why? Statistically speaking, the east has better trip A titles

thanks to the west having ubisoft, ea, etc

theyre not buying madden every year in japan

[pastel pawn]

That why its better

[left matrix]

In a lot of big studio's now the problem is mainly with management

[pastel pawn]

West and their Soulless products seething

[alpine cipher]

i feel like videogames will constantly flip between the money hungry management and the genuine caring management. rn we're in a money hungry phase

[left matrix]

Dev's want to make good games, but when the shareholders want to pump out the 50th CoD to get that sweet microtransaction money you don't really have a good leg to stand on

[alpine cipher]

ER will hopefully make people up their standards for trip A titles. maybe bethesda will be shaking in their boots and start making more than 2 enemy types to go in dungeons

[left matrix]

Not with todd at the helm imo

[pastel pawn]

West will copy all the bad things about Elden Ring and miss out all what make it great.

[alpine cipher]

ong todd needs to go
Hot take: gabe needs to go aswell. gabe has only lied and kept quiet about literally everything

[left matrix]

I want TeS to go back to morrowind level where you have to be a meth addict to understand the lore, todd doesn't like things that are strange or too out side of the normal

[alpine cipher]

for being the historical powerhouse they are, it's insulting how valve has 0 communication

[left matrix]

Valve just make too much from steam tbh, It wouldn't surprise me to see gabe retire in the next 5-10 years, mans old now

[alpine cipher]

theyre one of the most successful companies per employee

about $300k/yr per employee
steam has let them be lazy af. they're like the crypto kid who got lucky and refuses to get a job

[left matrix]

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if microsoft also brought the gamepass to steam sometime in the near future, if they're looking to grab a corner in the PC market with a subscription based service, steam is the place to do it, and their platform is much better than the gamepass' currently

[alpine cipher]

i really want to like valve, but they havent given me a reason to like them for about a decade now

[hardy phoenix]

Can we share elden ring memes here ?

[left matrix]

I honestly wish they'd just buy a few studio's or lease their IP to another company to keep them updated, as much as valve put a lot of love into their games, they don't do it nearly often enough and people have let them get to comfortable by making CSGO their cashcow

[alpine cipher]

got some? cuz only thing here is reposts
insert 80th pic of Melina next to an Accord

[left matrix]

I'll take another uhhhhh melina meme
and uhhhhhhh can I get a poo poo man too
oh and I'll take a side of pedo blood man

[alpine cipher]

Have you met Blaidd's cousin from Estonia?

[left matrix]

Oh and lets not forget the berserk memes, though I'll accept those ones

[alpine cipher]

a slideshow with basic effects and little dark age by mgmt = meme?

[left matrix]

Hey pal I just post the big sword man, I don't make 'em.

[alpine cipher]

i can respect that. big sword man cool

[shut badger]

Yes

[maiden pecan]

LETS GO!!! i beat rykard....i just kill someone's dad....damn

[alpine cipher]

faith build?

[maiden pecan]

dex/bleed build

i use the serpent spear and swarm of flies....and mimic tear

[alpine cipher]

🤢

[maiden pecan]

😐

[alpine cipher]

nah respec, go faith, get that sword, throw away your estus

[maiden pecan]

Ok...maybe...

does it hit hard if i combo it with RoB, rykard sword, and swarm of flies?

[alpine cipher]

i highly suggest not using rob if you have self repsect but rykard's is s tier, easily

it can cc bosses too

[maiden pecan]

i have a +10 RoB....im pretty sure you already know that i hate my self.

but ill grow out from it someday....

malenia deserve RoB

[alpine cipher]

the longer you rely on rob as a crutch, the longer until you git gud

[wild shale]

he's famous

[maiden pecan]

why the hell is that background color seems so familiar????

[left matrix]

bro

[mental shard]

wait dont tell me i need to restart the game if i want to get white mask after klilling mogh...

[maiden pecan]

dex build?

[wild shale]

do you think the albinaurics have a tag of their own

[maiden pecan]

tf is albinaurics?

[coarse lance]

the funny face blue guys

[wild shale]

and no they dont have a tag on r34

[maiden pecan]

who tf gonna make an nsfw content on those mf?????

[coarse lance]

damn

[wild shale]

someone eventually

[maiden pecan]

they have a weird taste

[coarse lance]

me

[restive lava]

Funny website 34

[pastel pawn]

Doesn't stop people from drawing Maliketh as cute wolf girl.

[hardy phoenix]

You really don't know what exist at rule34 do you ?

You are a lucky one

[restive lava]

Somone is gonna have a thing for fish like beings

[hardy phoenix]

I think the artists do it for the challenge and because they are trying to find something others didn't do yet

[restive lava]

Like drawing albinaurics in a weird way

[hardy phoenix]

Art can be almost anything this days

[maiden pecan]

bro i know rule 34....

[hardy phoenix]

Then the question is not who, but when my friend

[stuck heath]

You acted like people wouldn't make content on them so do you really know?

[maiden pecan]

yes i know it from my horny ass friend...

[gilded flame]

i will

[static hull]

Our boy made it!

[raven mural]

Heh

[autumn berry]

Rule 34 of the internet, if it exists, there has to be pornography of it.

[bitter prism]

Probably best to stop discussing that now

[maiden pecan]

me figthing juno hoslow with moonveil

[maiden pecan]

💀

hell naw

[gleaming delta]

3rd time doing this lol I want my funny yellow eyes

[dire rose]

😭😭

[indigo hemlock]

Rip

[primal tendon]

yo is it just me or after beating elden ring it just made me wanna go and replay ds3 again

[oblique magnet]

YES

[dusty bridge]

Losing to the easiest boss in the game?

[pure loom]

I hate you

[dire rose]

Ik I'm so bad I'm sorry

[dire rose]

This my first time playthrough of DS3 I've had it for 1 week and a half I think

[dusty bridge]

Pvp is arguably better then the current state of elden ring tbh

[dire rose]

I dont really like souls PVP I play it for the PVE

[whole iron]

I fing did it!! After about 30 tries.

[static hull]

nicely done.
it took me 25 hours first kill lol

[whole iron]

I think I got it in about 3hrs? Wasn't keeping track lol

[keen mason]

what is that?

[plush anchor]

i don’t mean this as a way to brag but i got it on like my 5th attempt

[whole iron]

What build did you use?

[static hull]

nice nice.
I wanted to learn parrying her + my build was garbage, but 25 hours was probably not a good thing

(+25 longsword, 30 strength at level 135~? used bloodflame (faith was 23) and other poor decisions)

[plush anchor]

honestly i use whatever i could. I was using nagakiba and uchikatana with swarm of flies incantation

i put seppuku ash of war on uchi and bloodhounds step on nagakiba

[whole iron]

Ahhh no wonder you got it on the 5th lol

[static hull]

I can't wait to try RoB vs Malenia
on my 2nd playthrough rn

[plush anchor]

i also had help with other people, we just cheesed it all and jumped her in the end.

[static hull]

that further explains it

[whole iron]

I used a lightning build, first phase I could no hit, second phase required Vykes Dragonbolt, Black Flame Protection and some very timely dodging

[plush anchor]

i finished the game twice yesterday and now im on my 3rd play through

[static hull]

thats ugly bas lol

[tacit thicket]

Please do this to me

[tacit thicket]

My reaction to that statement

[gleaming delta]

Loo

[tacit thicket]

This is grand

[dull mortar]

Goes way harder than it should

[tacit thicket]

Perhaps even too hard

[gleaming delta]

He didn't want to fight anymore

[raven mural]

Lmao

[rare fulcrum]

Busy guy, has places to be

[gleaming delta]

Apparently

[raven cloud]

Mans fought too many vykes spear builds

[ocean marlin]

Chefs kiss

[raven cloud]

Hello, elden ring host. In front of you lies a recusant who wishes to do an honorable duel. To your left is the rusted anchor, an underused but very respectable weapon choice, picking it will have no adverse effect. To your right is rivers of blood and moonveil, choosing this will cause your balls to disintegrate instantly, the clock is ticking

[next abyss]

average samurai user's balls

[verbal seal]

I never even found rusted anchor. I imagine I'd probably use something equally silly though.

Iron balls and urumi are favorites for invading but I still need to give the duelist scene a go.

[sterile pike]

I use Iron Balls for my Jake Paul build lol. A Boxer with no Vigor

[turbid lion]

(:

[signal knot]

I mean, using those katanas already means you're a scrub who needs a crutch to play the game.

The anchor is way more badass. Total anime mode

[sterile pike]

I think it's more cringe to care so much about what weapons other people use to play the game. JS

[signal knot]

Welp, found the RoB/MV scrub :u

[turbid lion]

use ruins greatsword like a NORMAL person

[sterile pike]

I'm currently on NG+6 with bow only. So no, couldn't be me. Try again.

[raven cloud]

It stops becoming a "just let people play the game" issue when the way they play the game actively makes pvp more annoying for other people

[signal knot]

Great Knife is where its at. Im playing my Tarnished Snake stealth character. Its so much fun

[turbid lion]

i used dragon halberd-> ruin greatsword

[sterile pike]

but it's so easy to beat... It doesn't even have a good move set.

[signal knot]

You probably complain that invaders can only invade someone who uses the tongue or who already have a co-op partner

[sterile pike]

1v2's a fun. I enjoy them.

lol rip. someone pinged me with a naughty word or a link xD

[gleaming delta]

If you're not doing a lv1 wretch with vigor penalties, no spirit ashes, no pots, no consumables, torch only run well you just aren't playing the game the way it was intended bucko

[sterile pike]

Play the way I like or you didn't beat the game! :(

[gleaming delta]

If you don't summon two helpers, enter the boss fog then immediately sever them can you really say you beat Melania?

[uncut spindle]

Spirits and summons are completely fine

I don't play with them but its totally ok to use it, people in twitter are annoying

Twitch chat aswell

[sterile pike]

I haven't even used the summon system or spirit ash system yet. xD The bosses just aren't hard enough to warrant the use of another person.

[uncut spindle]

Real issue is if you use weapons that are broken in pvp

[sterile pike]

I don't personally use the weapon cause Katanas are for weeb trash. but most the dudes talking down about RoB use summons. which is more of a crutch then RoB since it's a whole other damage sourse that takes agro away from you.

But they would see that if they were self aware :)

[raven cloud]

"Play how you want" people when I say their annoying varre's mask rivers of blood spam build that makes the game easy makes the game easy

[sterile pike]

Still a harder playthrough then using summons. =P

[gleaming delta]

Katanas are fine, "hating weebs" in 2022 lmao
||Scavenger Curved Sword is best katana||

[raven cloud]

Correct take

[sterile pike]

hating weebs will never be out of style. But yea scav sword is beautiful.

I always try everything when I find it. but I've been a standard claymore guy since ds1. It's jsut a beautifully simple weapon

[raven cloud]

Nice

[sterile pike]

imho Claymore is the iconic box art weapon.

[raven cloud]

I've been way more of a great club fan

[lunar plume]

hello guys

[lusty cedar]

While naked

[lunar plume]

does anyone plays on ps5 and can help me defeat a boss?

[signal knot]

Stealth Build

[raven cloud]

Caveman grug build. Just run at the guy

[sterile pike]

to bad the low equipt tally is trash in Eldin ring

[signal knot]

Am sneekibeeki. Turned Elden Ring into Metal Gear Solid

[lusty cedar]

Give yourself the PlayStation Player role from #assign-roles and ask in their co-op chat

[gleaming delta]

Me: “Ha ha filthy weeb”

Also me: “I’ll choose samurai to try dex this game, and use an uchigatana and nagakiba.”

[sterile pike]

When we gunna get Eldin Ring 2 VR

[signal knot]

That moment when you realized that MGS is just a japanese dude being a reverse weeb

[sterile pike]

give us a VR darksouls where we actually hve to roll

[signal knot]

Gonna have half the players having to use the Godskin Noble's model rigs

[raven cloud]

Hot take: There's a difference between liking a normal looking katana and being a weeb soyfacing over a blood red katana used by a demon that has a blood blades ability

[signal knot]

Is that weeb, or edgelord

[sacred lynx]

I think it looks cool but I have pride so I don't use it

[sterile pike]

Nah, all katana are weeb mall ninja trash

[signal knot]

I use weapons, because of the theme for the build. weapon is weapon. Weeb is more like, well irl thinks that katanas are the best swords ever and so much better than european swords etc

[raven cloud]

Only katana i used is the little dagger one because i was doing fashion souls for the rat guys in sekiro