elden-fun

[crisp burrow]

🐶

[tribal owl]

🇳

[sacred pendant]

shoot it

the dog kinda cute tho ☺️

[dull mortar]

You sick human being

[sacred pendant]

😭im sorry the dog looks too chill

[dull mortar]

Well he's 7 years old he looks way younger. He's an old man by now all he does is cuddle and sleep

[muted arch]

🐕 🎯 🔫

[sacred pendant]

damnn

[muted arch]

🤣 kill me

[dull mortar]

Hoarah loux wwe champion 💪💪

[iron carbon]

Peak elden ring content

[dull mortar]

Holy sh1t they stole the t pose from fortnite 😡😡

[stuck wing]

using this to find some h0es

[dull mortar]

Elden ring players recognizing sarcasm (they can't)

[verbal seal]

that dragon chest piece on the albinauric fellow is actually fire though

[dull mortar]

Bosnia

[elder meadow]

how ?

almost the full redmane set in one kill

[gleaming delta]

:0 lucky

[idle dagger]

Hopefully its just a phase

[dusk turret]

Fond of gay people

[idle dagger]

Have you seen the owners of this dog, its incredibly ironic because the owners are a gay couple.

[dusk turret]

That's the funniest part of the story

[tribal owl]

noice

[arctic cedar]

Gilbert Gottfried ded

[elder meadow]

not going to complain

[idle dagger]

Even without the captions the dogs unique poses are very humorous. This is a certified funny dog moment.

[gleaming delta]

Where is the Chest Armor from where can you find it?

[pseudo oyster]

In all seriousness, should I drop the intro to the fic? Y’all can lemme know what you think 😂

[royal sinew]

Yes

Drop the whole thing if you can

[teal osprey]

Dung eaters set looks like a potato

[green sigil]

War

[pseudo oyster]

@royal sinew

The first warning she received from the presence of the Fell Omen should have planted the true seed of doubt in her mind. But the lure of the Erdtree and its promised blessing of lordship was still fresh in her mind.
The reborn Tarnished astrologer stood to face the Fell Omen in battle at the precipice of Stormveil, determined to gain passage to the Castle and defeat the wretched Grafted lord himself for his Great Rune.

Margit openly expressed doubts of her strength, viewing her as one merely blinded and emboldened by hubris. But she had prepared well for this moment. She would become Elden Lord.

With each step, the ground shook beneath them as Fell Omen approached.

“So it begins,” the Tarnished said to the man at her side.

She had found fast companionship in the amicable Rogier, a seasoned sorcerer spellblade, and in enlisting his aid successfully drew Margit’s attention away for just long enough to catch him off guard as she casted her spells and incantations.
Margit had prepared for this however, summoning golden spectral weaponry and dealing devastating blows with a speed and agility that the Tarnished had not anticipated from someone of his apparent age. Still, she chipped away at his defenses with great precision and patience, until even he could not deny her true strength. Summoning forth the great sword she’d claimed from the misbegotten of Castle Morne, she dealt the final blow.

However, within the eyes of the Fell Omen, where the Tarnished had expected rage or fear to reside at the reality of his defeat, there was only pity.
The haunting final words of Margit echoed from beyond as his illusionary form faded with golden light.

”I shall remember thee, Tarnished.
Smould'ring with thy meagre flame.
Cower in Fear. Of the Night.
The hands of the Fell Omen shall brook thee no quarter.”

But the Tarnished was too proud to heed. The foul Grafted lord awaited within the castle, and through his inevitable defeat, the path to Liurnia of the Lakes, and The Lands Between were opened.

Through many battles and Rune bearers, the Tarnished fought. The rot of Caelid, the haunting beauty of Sofra River, and Melina’s guidance led her ever closer to her goal.
Yet with each milestone, the Tarnished met more who would outright question the guidance of Grace and the sovereignty of the Golden Order and Greater Will.
The white masked Varré was the first to express these ideals so openly to her, even going so far as to suggest she become a knight of the Moghwyn Dynasty instead. At first the Tarnished was appalled by the notion, but after meeting with the Two Fingers for the first time, would soon admit that she had reservations.
Lady Tanith of Volcano Manor was the second. She had also employed the Tarnished to question her perceived purpose. Were her goals of her own volition? Or had the Greater Will become the only will?

Such affairs left conflict deep in the heart of the Tarnished, now warrior and skilled sorcerer. Yet she still sought the Erdtree. Surely the answers she needed were there. The call of lordship was still strong within her. Marika. The Elden Ring. The fate of the fractured Lands Between. So much depended on her success.
Surely the Erdtree would welcome her. Why else would Margit protect it so strongly; serve it with such integrity; and scorn anyone who dare think they could approach it?

Again he appeared at Altus. On the broken battlefield, prepared to stop the momentum of the Tarnished once more. But she was stronger this time. Much stronger.

As the Omen faded once more, the pity was there in his eyes again. And this time, it’s hidden implication was not so easy to shake.

She was strong. She was more than worthy. She was guided by grace.
Why hinder her? Why fight the hand of the Greater Will in her destiny? If he felt that the rest of his kin were traitors to the Erdtree, should he not rally for her success?
What was he trying to tell her?

[prime badger]

Ok this looks promising

[pseudo oyster]

That’s the intro 😁 very rough draft, I got bored lol

[cursive sundial]

aaaaaaggh

[pseudo oyster]

This image just proved god doesn’t exist

[cursive sundial]

Not to be that mf but if that’s you in your pfp then lord have mercy

[pseudo oyster]

Lmao. It’s okay. And yes that is me.

[pseudo oyster]

😂🙏🏾

[bold arrow]

death

[gleaming delta]

Gives the line "This better not awaken anything in me." a different light.

[worthy knot]

not you stealing my meme

[prime badger]

And who are you to try to stop me? The meme stealing has only began...

[slender bison]

Nice, keep writing

[worthy knot]

proof my memes are the greatest. when others proliferated them 🪨👄🪨

[pseudo oyster]

Thank u! 🙏🏾

[cursive sundial]

I actually had it first

[worthy knot]

maam that video has been in my camera roll for years …

[verbal seal]

no one seems to like my memes in lore enough to steal them 🤔

I wonder why that could be

[worthy knot]

a gay king

mogh, not you

[verbal seal]

I'm not noble so I gathered as much

[cursive sundial]

Does anything imply they actually mingled 💀

[verbal seal]

Mohg definitely sleep with them. As to whether anything happens is ambiguous.
Lore chat was talking about it not too long ago.

[strange reef]

Bruh

[haughty knoll]

Distortion is a mad man

[royal sinew]

Thats actually pretty decent
I thouht it was gonna be smut right away and I was scared

[split lotus]

why he scared?

[signal knot]

Fun fact, Miquella is Mohg's brother as well

Well half brother

[pseudo oyster]

Lol nah. I actually just wanted to write a little something because I felt Morgotts character was a bit tragic and deserved better. He might’ve made a cool anti-villain or aid to the Tarnished protagonist, so I wanted to write that. The smut part is half-joking 😂

[wise mason]

But they’re twins tho so how’re they half

[royal sinew]

Thank god but yeah his character was the only one who had good intentions

[royal sinew]

Miquell and mohg are have brothers
Whats worse is that miquella is forever in a childs body

[signal knot]

Mogh and Miquella arent twins

[royal sinew]

Omens in this game are interesting and how Morgott didnt become a sick evil omen

[signal knot]

Thats Malenia's page

[royal sinew]

Dumbass thats for Malenia😶

[wise mason]

Oh mb I thought we were talking about malenia and miquella

[royal sinew]

MF READ

[chrome tinsel]

there is no way

[wise mason]

Cry bro people make mistakes

I am sorry I can’t be a god like you who doesn’t make mistakes I’m sorry 😢

[royal sinew]

How people react when they're corrected

[wise mason]

what like a a hole

[wise mason]

What admit I made a mistake

[royal sinew]

What are you on about
My grammar rn is so crap

[gleaming delta]

💀

[wise mason]

You’re right I’ll call you a dumbass too

[gleaming delta]

An a hole*

There Coz, now we're all grammatically incorrect

[royal sinew]

Deadass cant even crop an image

[gleaming delta]

But you, I'm afraid, are dripless. - Melina to 90% of all pvp meta slaves

[gleaming delta]

Bro i was showing that elden rings insta posted it 😭

[royal sinew]

Thank you lol

[royal sinew]

Oh lol
I thought that was a fan account
Theyre right tho

[gleaming delta]

😂

[wise mason]

The message literally gets deleted if you say the actual word

[spring mural]

eat

[royal sinew]

He wad correcting your use of 'a' instead of 'an'

[wise mason]

Damn that’s crazy

[royal sinew]

Yeah it is

[royal sinew]

Dafuq

[daring jolt]

elden ring really sucks. i can't believe they're charging 60 dollars for a game i can beat beat in under 6 minutes

[strange reef]

I mean all they do is quit out of the game in some areas just to skip some parts and some bosses are optional

[daring jolt]

yes it was a joke

[uncut spindle]

Hyetta complete

May chaos take over the world!!!

[weary trellis]

lmao anime reaction thats so funny lmfao im luaghing on the ground rofl

[burnt bridge]

May Chaos Take the World

[next abyss]

wholesome

[dusk turret]

Not for Blackguard*

[floral trench]

That compilation is hilarious, I'll take it.

[blazing geode]

man says that and isnt deleted and warned, i say "sh!t" and i get muted for a day

[wise mason]

I only said it because the other guy called me it I didn’t even know I could say it until he did

[blazing geode]

fr its so dumb, i almost got kicked from the halo server for saying poop

[wise mason]

😐

[worthy knot]

ass ass

[wheat kindle]

I legit saw a wr speedrun that was just him glitching to the final boss and one shorting him while he was deloaded. Ngl kinda would rather watch boss runs

[gleaming delta]

Is there an online message? Cuz i had the same problem and that's what cause it

[cursive sundial]

Your name is zingle happelfinger

[dapper oxide]

There's a somewhat common glitch where the interact spot for grace isnt actually on the model. Walk around that grace a bit and look for the interact prompt nearby.

[astral peak]

whys mohg varre and marika lgbt representitives, ones a demi-god trying to become the heir to an undying gods throne, ones a follower of said demi-god, and one married a ludicrously large guy, rannis the only one which makes half sense bad meme.

[gleaming delta]

I have no idea lol i thought it was funny, although marika and radagon are supposedly the same being so i see that

[astral peak]

radagon was like apart of marika, split off after the first invasion of leyendell I assume, went to Liurnia and married Rennala, then when the second invasion of Leyendell happened Marika needed him back so they rebinded

[gleaming delta]

oh interesting, i didnt look too much into the lore

[kind whale]

The joke is that mohg is the LGBT representative because he likes young boys IE:miquella who is cursed with eternal youth, but iirc if you noclip into the egg you can see that he's growing and turning into an adult if not already one, and Marika I have no idea because idk much about her. The whole thing is satire obviously

Dunno what those hand enemies are called but this reminds me of them

[next abyss]

likely godricks work

[viscid drift]

The gang

[viscid drift]

I’ve also found that the hand lantern thing makes invaders look like summoned phantoms because of the orange glow

[limpid vessel]

(marked just in case)

[novel basin]

yeah
im famous

[merry mural]

who's your agent? Let me contact him

[novel basin]

dev hour

[limpid vessel]

how poetic

[winged zephyr]

burgoir

[still frigate]

Who’s Dev Hour

[tulip thicket]

Was thinking of a "Dessert wanderer" get up

[novel basin]

my agent

[next abyss]

you took the words right out of my mouth

[viscid drift]

Carthus of the sands mfs when they see a worm

[weary trellis]

your nake is !renki with a trademark, as if anyone wants to copy your name bro

you also got that ! so you can be at the top of roles because you wanna feel special

[tulip thicket]

Not letting Wolnir take over this time

[cursive sundial]

I do it because all of my homies do it, not like that’s something you’d understand 👹

[viscid drift]

Wolnir seemed like a pretty good ruler, carthus was a very powerful kingdom in its time and his soldiers are all rather loyal

[tulip thicket]

Well he did kinda just barge in and take out all the rightful rulers

[viscid drift]

When has anyone done anything other than that in the souls games?

[tulip thicket]

Very good point, so alternative goal. Keep him from falling to the abyss, though I don't see that going well either

[viscid drift]

Just call the abyss watchers early to prevent the abyss from ever growing enough to consume wolnir

Send the ol’ pointy hats in

[final gate]

@viscid drift I loved the abyss watchers fight

[tulip thicket]

Let's just hope they don't attack each other in the process

[final gate]

First time playthrough feelz 😍

[viscid drift]

Normally that’s actually the farron followers jobs, they were a smaller legion of mostly weaker humans and hollows who would mercy kill any abyss watchers who fell to the abyss

Until they ended up in the painted world that is

[tulip thicket]

Hmm, place managed to keep alot locked away, untill it didn't

[viscid drift]

The red eyed abyss watcher is technically the evil one as that is the one afflicted by the abyss

[weary trellis]

proof?

[tulip thicket]

Hmm, the fight really goes "utilize the Evil for the win"

[cursive sundial]

Used to be more of them, just didn’t take screenshots back then

[viscid drift]

Well it fits, your character is the embodiment of humanity, and the dark stems from humanity

[tulip thicket]

The power's there type of thing, why not embrace it

[weary trellis]

nah bro those are alts

[cursive sundial]

You got me 😔

[viscid drift]

Which is why faith builds were always funny in souls games, a being of the race that birthed the abyss and who harbors the dark and yet they cast miracles of the sun

[idle dagger]

You know how the minions have been around since the dinosaurs serving the most evil thing they could find right, i really wonder what they did from 1939-1945.

[tulip thicket]

Hard to denounce the warming embrace of the sun, don't you think

[weary trellis]

thin ice

[simple mirage]

Bright light of awesome cooler than the cold sad dark

Plus dragons

[dry narwhal]

POV: The envoys are tooting thier doots for the 1000th time

[granite oriole]

That's enough internet for today

[tall flare]

Sadly they were in the ice cave, but they were around for the cold war

[steady meadow]

Amazing boss fight

[frigid turtle]

lvl 1 chad vs virgin morgott

[sharp lava]

Oh you flexin now?

[final gate]

@steady meadow it genuinely is man, twas proper fun. Twin princes were great also 👌

[blissful leaf]

Canonicaly they were frozen in Antarctica.

[gleaming delta]

lvl 1 virgin vs overleveled chad

[frigid turtle]

Funnier to defeat demi god naked with a stick than with a thunder spear

[gleaming delta]

Thunder spear is badass and more fun

The literal lord of thunder

[frigid turtle]

I have enough of thunder one shot, now I want to bonk the bosses to death

[gleaming delta]

Fair enough

[coral rover]

wht swords r those

[coarse lance]

can I just have the full image of your pfp

it's amazing

[amber phoenix]

elden ring moment

[silk prawn]

we had many

[round glen]

they making a er live action? 💀

[inner moth]

No it was probably an april fools joke

[soft phoenix]

Drawn by me

[signal knot]

She'd just smash the machine

[upper bloom]

the laser in this case is replaced by a guy wearing nothing but a pot on his head

[coral rover]

ye give me a sec to find it

[hollow pendant]

Baby guts ayy

[austere tangle]

Should i kill goldmask cause i want his mask

[austere tangle]

Facts

[gleaming delta]

You can't get his mask if you kill him

[fiery lion]

You can just find the mask in the open world. Doesn't matter if he's dead or alive

[signal knot]

Bruh. accurate

You: fires toothpick

Them: launches the Tsar Bomba

[viscid drift]

Common glitch, it happens sometimes

[viscid drift]

Throw a Redmane fire pot at them, literal nuke

[signal knot]

I javent used pots. Ill try it!

[viscid drift]

They even scale with your dex and strength, and are buffed by a few armor prices and talismans

[chrome tinsel]

I have this gif.

Try walking around it in different places and spam the key, this happens a lot and this is probably the easiest way to fix it imo

[signal knot]

realization. We give Pidia hell for his whole puppet thing. But he is just an Elden Ring player. With different characters. Selvius is just his main build.

[chrome tinsel]

I should get the screenshots of my builds

betrayal

[austere tangle]

Ok

[cursive sundial]

Sad

[chrome tinsel]

fr..

[warped cliff]

I want Malania to crush my head between her thighs

[surreal crater]

Same

[warped cliff]

Indeed

[amber phoenix]

based

[viscid drift]

Same but Blaidd instead

[restive lava]

💀

[warped cliff]

Personally I’m not into that but I see whare you are coming from

[viscid drift]

Blaidd carried me through Radahn, truly loyal

[hoary ice]

Same but I also like malekith

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[signal knot]

based

[gleaming delta]

@warped cliff What a simp

[restive lava]

4 hands

[gleaming delta]

@warped cliff

Of course, you're American, threatening people with guns

[warped cliff]

OK where are you from?

[gleaming delta]

Brother sent me a picture of a gun and asked where i lived

[warped cliff]

Country I don’t want your exact coordinates

[gleaming delta]

Philipines

[gleaming delta]

I called this guy simping for melenia, now i am about to get chris rocked. How jolly.

[warped cliff]

Is the Philippines in Britain

[gleaming delta]

You could tell i was british by jolly

[cunning meadow]

It’s in london

[warped cliff]

Bri ish

[gleaming delta]

British, like queen elizabeth

[warped cliff]

Anyways may I be a degenerate in peace?

[maiden pecan]

i hate my self

[maiden pecan]

my gameplay is so braindead

[gleaming delta]

@warped cliff All I was saying is it is better for you to find some fine a$$ lady in real life than simp for a character in a game. Not knowing how you look, but i'm pretty sure you can get some ladies if you tried.

[warped cliff]

That’s fair. Good day to you

[restive lava]

Moonveil....

[maiden pecan]

its braindead

[restive lava]

Why is it so good anyway

[maiden pecan]

and the end of the footage you know im spaming my buttons and trash talk on morgott dead body

[north dove]

broken but nothing compare to RoB

[maiden pecan]

after i get RoB.....idunno maybe cosplay as jetstream sam, or kill malenia idunno

[north dove]

lmao roll the ost

[warped cliff]

I want her to break my spine

[sterile pike]

Oh, Tarnished. You truly are maidenless.

[warped cliff]

Ye😞

[empty widget]

Zamn Gimme that Helmet. I need it for my knight drip

[latent sable]

Wtff

[royal sinew]

For my doctor whovians

[glad rain]

Why is that so perfect

[surreal crater]

Mods should seethe even more

[magic tendon]

Using RoB is excused if you cosplay Jetstream Sam

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[royal sinew]

If you're not American you're British
Plus why is American Chocolate so crap

[royal sinew]

Lmao

[torn coral]

@gleaming delta is gifting elden ring to the first person to dm him

[ember matrix]

Are you scared to go near this boss or something 😂

[maiden pecan]

wdym

[ember matrix]

It's just like you kinda just avoiding hitting the boss or getting close

[maiden pecan]

but i at least have the moonveil

[ember matrix]

True its like watching a Co op player

[gleaming delta]

wah wahhhw ahhh wahh

[uneven turret]

Shamelessly stolen from u/Real-Deal-Seal on r/Eldenring

[royal sinew]

Ok American

[gleaming delta]

Didn't yall lose like half the world

Bueheuheuheueee

[royal sinew]

Im not british....

I've pretty much confirmed that already

[fair temple]

Can't believe Scotland and wales are now being bullied because of Engerlands stupid accent

[cunning meadow]

funny

[lunar rose]

It’s funnier when you know what the last one actually is

[uneven turret]

Agreed. Also it looks like something you would see in a certain type of anime lmao

[hollow canyon]

Elden Ring fans when they meet someone named “Margaret”

[rare fulcrum]

Mfw I uhh

[uncut spindle]

Gifting an ip grabber

[coarse lance]

yum yum yummy I love ip adresses

[coarse lance]

whoa I gotta go there

[uncut spindle]

You should, you use moonveil

[static plover]

I miss old doctor who

[royal sinew]

Same
I mean that was one of the worst episodes but I really miss doctor who

[uncut spindle]

Doctor who fans trying to discovers who is doctor

[royal sinew]

You're so funny

[uncut spindle]

And your mother has terminal cancer, really sad

Also
112.133.233.44

Robert carl

Mohg don't post links about children

[static plover]

I mean it had a certain charm to it

[royal sinew]

Yeah it did
The Godskin Noble was really charming

[uncut spindle]

Godskin duo...

[alpine cipher]

you type like you're fat

[royal sinew]

What?

[uncut spindle]

O presidente jair bolsonaro

[alpine cipher]

this godskin duo?

[uncut spindle]

The good ending

[royal sinew]

Godskin noble and godskin apostle

[uncut spindle]

O presidente joe biden

[alpine cipher]

Job iden

[gleaming delta]

godskin duo but wholesome

[alpine cipher]

goldskin duo

[gleaming delta]

lol

[uncut spindle]

The cooler daniel

[signal knot]

Godfrey is a Stormcloak from Skyrim

[gleaming delta]

Based

[signal knot]

😎

[dire mortar]

such a weird boss design

[lunar rose]

The time you actually want them to stay

[lunar rose]

It was one of the worst but better then the crap they’ve been putting of retconning all of doctor who basically. Also it just became a environmental warning

[gleaming delta]

Ok now shoot a school, american.

[buoyant fox]

this a challenge?

[dire rose]

😭

[silk valve]

what level?

[dire rose]

51 y?

[silk valve]

i desperately want to go for dancer after vordt LOL but i’ve been told i’m underleveled af

[dire rose]

Lol, his swords r so cool

[silk valve]

yus

[pure loom]

I will not tolerate misgendering dark souls characters on this discord server

[silk valve]

🥲😭

[gleaming delta]

All incredible

[dire rose]

I'm sorry I'll fix it sir

[inner moth]

funny coincidence
in the drawing the moonlight gs is partly under sekiro, a game in which it doesnt appear and the rest is in elden ring where it has the worst moveset its ever had in any game

[royal sinew]

But its and actually good weapon compared to ds3

[proud wave]

funny. that you think elden ring is worse than dark souls. jsut because dark souls is mostly nostaligic. but not good at all

[gleaming delta]

Yo all he said was that the dark moon moveset was bad compared to moonlight greatswords in older games

[royal sinew]

Idk about that

[proud wave]

no i dont agree on that aswell. aswell i miss some pearls aswell in that picture. like nioh2.

[royal sinew]

The WA makes it have a unique moveset

[gleaming delta]

Yeah I don't necessarily agree with them, but that's what they said. I like it's Bloodborne appearance the most out of all of em

[royal sinew]

Colossal Weapons in this game are kinda bad

[gleaming delta]

They got prelates charge and royal knights resolve, that's about it besides beeg stagger damage

[royal sinew]

They're good when powerstanced

[maiden pecan]

yep

[nocturne prawn]

Divine Dragon's Seven-branched Sword has the same material appearance as the Moonlight GS

[viscid drift]

Same

[novel fulcrum]

That's terribly inappropriate.

[viscid drift]

Only real Ranni fans can sit on the crystal toilet

[viscid drift]

Would be better without the “literally no one” part

[gleaming delta]

W

[surreal crater]

P

[remote yarrow]

Virgin Melina fans vs Chad Ranni enjoyers

[viscid drift]

Vs gigachad Blaidd connoisseurs

[last dune]

XD

[royal sinew]

Ranni simps and ranni pfps dont have an opinion

Lmao

[granite ginkgo]

Mogh Fans like us Steal Femboys

[royal sinew]

I saw the message but it got deleted cuz of caps

[royal sinew]

Who is in a childs body and is your half brother

[granite ginkgo]

Bottom is still bottom

[last dune]

Maliketh Enjoyers getting their Pelvis destroyed
Blaidd Enjoyers getting their feeds spammed with furry art
Raddan Enjoyers who just like how much Chad Energy he has
Agheal Enjoyers who Definitely play Bards in D&D

[granite ginkgo]

Morgott fans have common sense

[exotic salmon]

Godrick fans have body horror fetishes

[last dune]

Chad Kale Enjoyers

[royal sinew]

Ķýs pls

[last dune]

Lmaoooo, yes

[granite ginkgo]

You don’t understand this is essential for our dynasty!

[exotic salmon]

Mohg simps for a goddess with no body🤣

[royal sinew]

Hahaha goddess haha haha
Definitely a goddes and definitely has no body

Dont tell him

[exotic salmon]

Formless Mother my dude

[royal sinew]

Sure

[granite ginkgo]

You guys just wait for the DLC in Mogh words he saw his dynasty will eventually rise and the birth of Miquella

[young hedge]

Project manager: “why are our end users getting these archaic messages when they aren’t logged in?”
Me: 👀

[royal sinew]

Damn thats so cool

[rare fulcrum]

Crab ahead

[young hedge]

Haha

[stable perch]

“Try password, but hole”

[sterile pike]

To be fair. The rest of the world looks at America the same way you guys look at Florida. So it was "Kinda" funny.

[pine coral]

Ok since i just joined this discord I have a few questions

[fleet jetty]

TRES!

[pine coral]

what weapon is considered over powered or disliked by the fanbase of elden ring

[sterile pike]

anything other then a +1 club.

[pine coral]

is there anyway to get a club other then picking wretch class

[sterile pike]

merchant on the beach

[pine coral]

so sadly I dont have that

[sterile pike]

everyone has that.... he is just sittingo n the beach

[pine coral]

I have to go by my username so Im looking to see what weapon if you used people would say the insult touch grass

[pine coral]

ok

[neat summit]

Elden Sneed

[kind whale]

Can someone draw godskin noble as Peter Griffin and apostle as quagmire, please

[neat summit]

Go get some vitamin D europoor, oh wait, you cant, since its permanently cloudy in your swamp of a continent

[neat summit]

This is next level vegetable brain gameplay

[uncut spindle]

The solution for gankers is inescapable frenzy

[rare fulcrum]

Sneed's seethewater cave, formerly Chuck's Copewater Cove

[warped wagon]

why is crotch so sus?

[tall vessel]

I second this

[hallow minnow]

mhm screw this boss, he killed literally everyone on their first playthrough

[neat summit]

Imagine needing to cheat to kill the first boss effectively

[hallow minnow]

??? i've literally beaten the game multiple times and im just messing around with mods now 💀 didn't even ask for context but jumped straight to conclussions

[tulip thicket]

Grossmesser in the right and Falchion in the left

[last dune]

Except two of my friends who both whoop my butt in vast ways. XD

[maiden pecan]

yeah....with moonveil im kinda braindead and just keep spaming skill attack

[neat summit]

Get better at the game. Stop using moonveil like a chump.

[maiden pecan]

i mean i have bloodhound fang.

by the way....is guts sword still good?

[neat summit]

No, doesn't mean you can't use it

[autumn berry]

I use the Blasphemous Blade and Rivers of Blood

[dreamy grove]

RoB

[autumn berry]

Ribers of Bood

[maiden pecan]

heheheheAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[neat summit]

RoB is worse. All of you dex losers are the same person

Radahn swords are the greatest weapon ever forged

[maiden pecan]

wait....radhan sword???? hold on let me check youtube

[remote moat]

I don't know what the other guy is taking about, guts sword is easily one of the best strength weapons right now now* crouching r1 is busted

[neat summit]

Thats probably true, I just couldn't make it work for my build unfortunately

[leaden cliff]

all weapons are good

[neat summit]

I honestly don't like the colossal sword moveset in ER. DS3 had the best ultra greatsword moveset in any souls game

I have a jump build so thats why I use them anyways

[reef jolt]

Man it's all great...new Kratos build

Feeling good feeling good....

[leaden cliff]

jump build 💀

[neat summit]

Cope

[maiden pecan]

💀

[reef jolt]

Get into PVP...and THIS IS MY REALITY

[neat summit]

RoB 🤢🤮

[maiden pecan]

emm....do afk!

[leaden cliff]

lol I use ornamental for my playthrough and everytime I try to pvp I get tossed by stupidly op builds

[neat summit]

We call that a skill issue

[leaden cliff]

sure

[reef jolt]

No. I refuse. The tarnished of the lands between shall band together to eradicate the afk farmers one day. And it is the only day I will have a smile upon my face.

[jovial grotto]

bro dont those take ages to farm

[reef jolt]

Yes. I had over 400 discovery and it still took my almost 2 days

[neat summit]

☠

[reef jolt]

Not to mention the magma whip I switch to to act like I'm using the chain blade feature

[maiden pecan]

i hate ranni's castle giant hand enemy

[neat summit]

Its designed that way

[leaden cliff]

use fire

[reef jolt]

Use bloodhound step to skip them to get deeper in the manor

[neat summit]

Or just hug the left wall

[leaden cliff]

or clear the entire area without fire w a weak wep like i did

[autumn berry]

Actually I'm a Vampire Build so GFY

[oak moss]

Have I done this right?

[leaden cliff]

damn almost 200

[neat summit]

Yes. You are incredibly based

[gleaming delta]

Should I respec into strength and power stance guts swords

[leaden cliff]

yes

[hollow seal]

yall think dlc gon be added to game

[arctic cedar]

I prefer dual maces. Fun moveset

[elder wren]

using mighty mouse in case a boomer sees the meme

[spring rose]

What happens if I use both ?_?

[cursive sundial]

Yucky

[jovial grotto]

you dont

[spring rose]

Exist

[neat summit]

You don't. You aren't a true strength chad if you use the moonveil

[spring rose]

Understandable

[tulip thicket]

Str together steadfast

[neat summit]

Strength chads and malenia katana users united against INT users

[oak moss]

I have changed from greate sword I am now a iron ball type of tarnished

[spring rose]

Iron balls

[tribal owl]

i remember i never used flails once im my life

[arctic cedar]

I didnt use the flails either. Requires too much dex

[spring rose]

Flails are fun when you knock down an enemy

[reef jolt]

Last thing RoB spammers see

[glad rain]

I use neither lol

[jovial grotto]

is candle stick even good

[spring rose]

Death

[reef jolt]

It's pretty great tbh. I mainly used it so I can swap to it to act like Kratos chain blades, but the AoW is great if you can get the windup in. Magma everywhere

[arctic cedar]

I've found pretty much any bestial incantation is a good counter to RoB

[jovial grotto]

do you think power stancing it might be better

[rich mortar]

No

[spring rose]

Anything that's quick and ranged can be a good counter since they are open to ranged attacks

[jovial grotto]

crystal dart?

[reef jolt]

Way cooler with the other blade still in my hand. Especially to throw a fast slice if I don't have time to whip. Also I run 2 bestial incantations too, mainly Stone if Gurranq cuz Kratos literally has a move in GoW where he tosses boulders

Works great

[spring rose]

Maybe for stagger idk if they do or not

[arctic cedar]

Bestial sling is fast, cheap on FP and does a LOT of damage if you have maxed beast seal + cinquedea

[spring rose]

Pocket sand

[jovial grotto]

i see

[rich mortar]

U tried an axe build ? Put a frost aow on it n it’s new Kratos

[jovial grotto]

icegrind hatchet?

[rich mortar]

Any axe that looks similar

[reef jolt]

Oh I've got that covered too. Made an old Kratos and use Highlander Axe with Hoarfrost stomp. Looks pretty great too.

[spring rose]

Idk I just use ranged incantations for RoB users.

[jovial grotto]

nice nice

[rich mortar]

sicc

[reef jolt]

Leather shield isn't super great but, I rock Carian Retaliation for parrying magic spam and normal attacks. Too bad it's sorta broken xD

[jovial grotto]

im a strength user i dont have much choices

[reef jolt]

See that's the thing I don't exactly have a build? Just high faith and Vigor per the usual, and everything else is sorta there

55 vigor, 40 mind, 45 endurance, 41 strength, 44 Dexterity, 40 intelligence, 53 faith, and 40 arcane

[jovial grotto]

damn bro

[reef jolt]

I'm quite balanced. But would it make a difference if I took off the Radagon and marika tailsman? I'll be down 5 in every rank but would I take less damage?

[jovial grotto]

ngl it would be just better if you focused of 3 stats rather than all

[spring rose]

I don't have a specific build either. I just put on anything that looks fun

[reef jolt]

Yeah I was thinking Vigor Faith and Strength

[jovial grotto]

blaphemous blade build?

[reef jolt]

Nah. More looking for black flame so I dunno

But holy crap my resistance spikes up so much when I take off the two Marika and Radahn seals. Should I do that?

[idle dagger]

H

[jovial grotto]

godslayer?

[spring rose]

Maybe use one?

[jovial grotto]

idk

[reef jolt]

First is with second is without. Look at that resistance difference...

My health and damage and stuff goes down a bit but, I dunno is that worth it?

[spring rose]

Imo use one

And use the other slots for those talisman that raise a specific attribute

[reef jolt]

Okay I'll run Radagon for that damage and strength buff

Then I'll go with dragon crest shield, erdtree favor, and mirror for cosplay reasons

[marsh idol]

I love this community

[onyx hamlet]

I'd like to commission a mod for Elden ring that involves move sets/ can you handle that or know how i could find someone who can?

[spring rose]

SUCC

[tall flare]

Elden ring, directed by michael bay

[tribal owl]

that whip is so good, i can shred enemies with ease with that

[reef jolt]

Exactly. Fits the Kratos build perfectly. And is just a badass weapon alone

[jovial grotto]

it is marika tho

[royal sinew]

I lovd getting whipped 😣😩

[rancid ibex]

yum

[wise mason]

Only use those early game

[uneven turret]

All hail the gigachad!!!

[rare fulcrum]

Who up tryna elden they ring?

[gleaming blade]

Elden ring be like

[onyx hamlet]

I'd like to commission a mod for Elden ring that involves move sets / can anyone here do that or know anyone who could?

[low rampart]

what the heck is the alexander channel about?

[still silo]

Alexander obviously .....@low rampart

[haughty knoll]

Lmaoooo

[low rampart]

please i need to know

[spring rose]

What weapon does he use?

[teal blade]

Obviously his bare hands are plenty

[teal blade]

Pass the Alexander down for the rest of your small miserable existence and teach your sons and their sons to pass the Alexander down as well

[uneven turret]

I think nakakiba in right and rob in left.

[wheat kindle]

according to legend, dual katanas

[teal blade]

@drowsy plume

[drowsy plume]

Wait really

[half crystal]

yanfrei 🧐 🍷

[tight thicket]

lusat and azur walk again

[austere barn]

Mages night out

[minor osprey]

is it bad that i keep thinking of a crayon whenever i look at azur’s head?

[tight thicket]

them boys hit hard tho

[austere barn]

I know,and as a melee user it hurts

[tight thicket]

bleed way more op tbf

[austere barn]

True but mages can get the same result in terms of damage from a distance

[tight thicket]

yeah but we gotta be pretty squishy tho usually

[austere barn]

Heheh health bar go vanish

[tight thicket]

malenias grab does like 90% oh my hp

[austere barn]

While it sucks to get grabbed you do gotta admit that it looks clean

[minor osprey]

beautiful!!

[cunning sail]

No runes?

[obsidian helm]

XQC?

[spring rose]

Late reply but ty

[hollow lotus]

gonna be real the bosses got more genuinely unfair after morgott

like a not dodge able fair

[untold summit]

This is so accurate 🤣

[sleek gazelle]

you just woke up me and my puppy

[untold summit]

Good morning to you both then

[potent ivy]

i aint even gonna lie. varre is attractive lol

[timid ruin]

I love these

[velvet fable]

Now that's some anime bs.

[swift mirage]

that's sick

seen it before, but not with the finesse

[cunning meadow]

No funny in sight

[torpid stag]

Lol

[sleek gazelle]

I think that has been posted 1000 times

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[austere barn]

Make it 1001

[prime onyx]

id like to file a report to godrick the grafted is hacking

smh

[austere barn]

Even could have Breathed on him and he would have folded over

[prime onyx]

i actually hate my life

1 godrick soilder was still alive but didnt attack

[austere barn]

I just try to stand there and wait until they either need to use fp flask or until even THEY get tired of it

[last dune]

"The bosses can literally react to the buttons you press"
Well, 1) that's bloody awesome.
and 2) So did older bosses, just most not in as smart of a way... Example, Gwyn being able to be baited into a predictable attack pattern by using an estus.

[fluid widget]

Be thankful for being saved by a tarnished smh

Ungrateful ugly mage

[oblique gyro]

damn this is beautifull

[cunning meadow]

Wholesome

[prime onyx]

which should i

[rare fulcrum]

Neither are particularly good but I got both because I like collecting

[hollow pendant]

dragon head is cool

[hollow pendant]

bruh

[remote yarrow]

Depends on you build

If you’re a strength build you should use the axe, but if you want to try the head you must level up faith a bit

[obtuse zinc]

random invasion encounter formed a cult

[last dune]

The cult of LMSH!

[muted arch]

rematch?

[prime anchor]

i am scared

[neat summit]

Very based racist man. Surprised he didn't say "You're one of the good ones."

[neat summit]

Go get em tiger

[autumn berry]

I can imagine this meme was made by someone who had heard enough from people who can't beat her

[inner moth]

I didnt say that. I just said moonlight gs moveset sucks in elden ring. It has no stab attacks. It was probably best in bloodborne

[inner moth]

What do you mean by material appearance?

[austere barn]

cough cough radahn cough cough

[maiden pecan]

😳

oh wait...i got two of it

[prime anchor]

i think im right at the entrace of malenia's fight

[maiden pecan]

good luck

[prime anchor]

question

does malenia have the boss door from the very start or is there a cutscene because it might be some other boss

[maiden pecan]

it has a boss door

[prime anchor]

maybe i should eat before going in there

[maiden pecan]

tip: if she leaps into the sky and do spining attack. the first two you have to run from it, the third you have to dodge into her, and the fourth and fifth or sixth?? you just have to run from it

or at least....thats what i know....

[prime anchor]

i see thanks

[dawn zealot]

Finally, the best boss in the game

[sweet forge]

Can anyone give me runs

[sacred sequoia]

probably a repost

[dawn zealot]

Rabbitgaroo

[gleaming delta]

Looks like genshin

[eternal mesa]

genshin ring

[sacred sequoia]

gacha ring

[eternal mesa]

elden impact

[gleaming delta]

🤮

[minor osprey]

oh no save my soul

[gleaming delta]

That's the future of gaming right there folks

[minor osprey]

welp time to return to ps1

[rare fulcrum]

My friends and I have a joke that if Elden Ring was owned by Ubisoft all the stonesword key gates would be $5.99 to open

[minor osprey]

lmaooo

[barren bronze]

I used cheat engine 🤡

[gleaming delta]

Not European, nonetheless cope bozo

[neat summit]

Counter cope, plus your are probably from a different country than me therefore your opinion is irrelevant

[gleaming delta]

Counter Cope +2 + seethe, plus atleast I'm not obese and eat McDonalds on the daily

[neat summit]

Counter cope +3, touch grace, +im not American, your insults mean nothing

[pearl scroll]

Wth is happening here

[gleaming delta]

Ong u have the name Mcdonald in ur username stop capping 😂

[neat summit]

I'm Canadian, try some insults for that

[gleaming delta]

U got diabetes from all that syrup u eat so what's the difference if u were american or not 😂

[neat summit]

Don't you EVER call me a French Canadian. Anything west of Manitoba is fair game. Also we burn all the calories from the syrup by running away from the mooses who survive getting hit by trucks

[nocturne prawn]

You have Trudeau

[warped wagon]

lobsters are the worst

[gleaming delta]

💀

[neat summit]

That is an incredibly fair point

[blissful geode]

Fu ckin roof camping rob talentless swine

[rare fulcrum]

Very cool!

[spark sparrow]

can you get more effects than that ?

[rare fulcrum]

Yes

[austere tangle]

Godskin Quaduo

[languid widget]

you can get quite a bit more yeah

[austere tangle]

Bloodhound quickstep ia for the weak

Dodge is for the casuals

Fatroll is for the pros

[neat summit]

Damage tanking is for the gods among men

[austere tangle]

Yes

[next abyss]

ive never successfully fatrolled thru anything so I agree

[cursive sundial]

Calebcity is the best

[prime anchor]

Never want to hear this again

[royal sinew]

Only in northern Europe

[uneven turret]

I'm sorry, she did WHAT?

[uncut spindle]

Meowbah server is the darkest pit of hell

[minor osprey]

the maniac

[hushed patrol]

i had one of those, when i was in middle-school i think. the ddr pad. lol

[uncut spindle]

Rivers of blood users when they see madness users

Madness builds are the solution to defeat gankers

[royal sinew]

I hate the way madness was only made for pvp

[gleaming delta]

So it’s madness to defeat a gank?

[uncut spindle]

Yeah, i mean still does damage but in pvp is 10x times better

[uncut spindle]

7 rune arcs i won

[royal sinew]

Madness is only effective again at tarnished so if you wanna cheese gideon ig

[uncut spindle]

The only boss that is fun cheesing is gideon, just press L2 vyke spear or use inescapable frenzy

[gleaming delta]

Sounds like good reason for me to kill the Mohg blocking me from the three fingers.

[royal sinew]

Smacked his ass while he was giving some speech
He killed Nephili

[gleaming delta]

Assuming I gotta do Frenzied Flame stuff.

[uncut spindle]

Who is that?

[royal sinew]

Nepheli Loux?

[gleaming delta]

I just remembered a Dung Eater meme I need to post here

[uncut spindle]

He killed his own daughter?

[royal sinew]

Yeah

[gleaming delta]

Enjoy.

[royal sinew]

Ive seen that like over 3 times here

[gleaming delta]

The trick is to not be around for the previous three times. 🧠

[royal sinew]

The trick is to stop reposting it

[gleaming delta]

Can’t repost if I wasn’t the previous poster and I joined less than twelve hours ago… which I suspect is a lot less time passed than any previous postings.

[uncut spindle]

The only story bosses i need to kill is malenia and radagon (dlc bosses when it comes out too)

[gleaming delta]

Congrats!

[uncut spindle]

Malenia is the hardest boss possible because of 1 mechanic

Healing katana

[gleaming delta]

Most of my first playthrough has been blind, so I haven’t stumbled in Malenia yet. I’ve heard I’ll need to git gud at dodging and parries.

[uncut spindle]

Ahh katanas, i ve encountered so many rivers of blood users that i can pretty much dodge the weapon art, and then use inescapable frenzy

[tall flare]

There is only one reason why I am getting rivers of blood

[royal sinew]

🤓

[uncut spindle]

Ganking gankers? Not really good cuz you may find actual fair players to fight with

[royal sinew]

She literally has 3× her health bar

[uncut spindle]

Madness is the way to go, not unfair and can kill gankers

[royal sinew]

In duels its cringe especially with dragon communion seal

[uncut spindle]

Dragon communion seal scales with arcane, can pretty much be used for evil, but frenzied flame seal

One of the best seals in the game

[royal sinew]

True that

[uncut spindle]

Death blight before was just exploit builds, sleep is broken

[royal sinew]

Theres not a sleep options tho
So its relatively balance

[royal sinew]

Daddy

[gleaming delta]

I chose Samurai for the uchigatana from listening to MGR:Revengeance OSTs too much. I got excited when I found out about Rivers of Blood, then sad when I found out about its bad rep for being overused in pvp.

[teal blade]

There will be BLEED

PROCS

[hexed lagoon]

Only the SPAMMERS have a bad rep

[static hull]

no

[raven mural]

Lol

[static hull]

Alright time to Larval Tear and use a +25 longsword.

[static hull]

I'm not gonna lie chief I thought this was a GoW screenshot. nicely done!

[uneven turret]

The devs did everything in their power to mess with anybody in there. It repeats itself, but when it does they make it look like the same place with dead bodies of what you killed in the last floor

[swift mirage]

elden impact

[umbral condor]

bruh

[hexed lagoon]

It's fake, genshin impact has a system like that

[left matrix]

Nah it's an ingame screenshot new update just dropped

[gleaming delta]

Guys I did it

I found Jesus Christ

[dire pebble]

You will face the holy light of Jesus

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[jovial grotto]

bro wtf

[gleaming delta]

Unfortunately the power of Jesus couldn't handle being BONKED

Jesus is now a cartoon character after being hit with an anvil

Damn you right

[dire pebble]

Not Jesus 😭

[gleaming delta]

Jesus acting a lil sus

[dire pebble]

😭😭

[gleaming delta]

Smh

Ono

[dire pebble]

What are these memes 😭😭

[uncut spindle]

Genshin impact players when they play elden ring and the first boss don't just simply do nothing and just take free hits

[gleaming delta]

That one is really really old

[uncut spindle]

Sleep debuff

[royal sinew]

Sorry I misworded that

[uncut spindle]

Death blight

[royal sinew]

I meant to say theres not many sleep options so its relatively balanced my b

Death blight is bad gonna be honest

[uncut spindle]

Death blight was just good with the exploit, everything else is just one weapon

[royal sinew]

The exploit is long gone lol

[uncut spindle]

Yeah that is the thing, and it was broken as well

Talking about death blight, death crab cheesed my battle with dung eater, it was funny tho

Wait, can you inescapable frenzy mimic? That makes it incredibly easier

[hushed patrol]

in my current playthrough, i walked in naked, then just summoned Tiche lol

[gleaming delta]

Chad move

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[pliant hull]

huh

[weak bridge]

Your such a meme stealer

[rare fulcrum]

*you're

[dusty bridge]

You missed the point that every build is the exact same.

[rare fulcrum]

Except for all the ones that are not

[dusty bridge]

If they run rivers it's the exact same, but in the end it's just a free parry

[rare fulcrum]

K

[dusty bridge]

Because skill issue

[rare fulcrum]

Fists got nerfed like crazy its awful

[dusty bridge]

Bring back dragon bone fist

[rare fulcrum]

Crab ahead

[royal sinew]

The background noise💀😭

[faint hatch]

Lol mic echoing and all. Never even noticed that

[royal sinew]

You need to fix that

[faint hatch]

It’s not there in most videos I keep

[royal sinew]

Aight

[faint hatch]

Most times it’s louder so I notice it before that happens

[royal sinew]

Why is claptrap in the background 😭

[faint hatch]

😂it’s no mic on this one. If I don’t use a mic my ps5 controller just takes in all the sound in my room

[royal sinew]

Just commentate on it afterwards

[opaque marsh]

They attempt to hit you and then bloodhound step 69 times drink 3 health and 1 mana then rinse and repeat

[acoustic fox]

What helmet is that?

[uncut spindle]

My man this easter ps store sales are good

[daring jolt]

immaculate drip

[uncut spindle]

I just got bloodborne and tekken 7

🤑

[calm carbon]

what is this

[cerulean echo]

cuckoo knight

[acoustic fox]

ty

[uncut spindle]

Mimic!!!

[red owl]

Genshin ring

[next abyss]

this never gets old

[gleaming delta]

cool

[austere tangle]

Sir gideon ofnir the spell spammer

[late coral]

So you’re one of those blues

[devout minnow]

can you post any other memes?

[novel prawn]

self made

[rare fulcrum]

Everybody shut up and look at this frog I saw today

[gleaming delta]

Yoooo

[novel prawn]

thats a cool frog

did u take it home

[rare fulcrum]

The pond is next to my home

[novel prawn]

refer to my video above

[gleaming delta]

I was referring to the frog

[novel prawn]

well u should refer to my video above, its about you

[gleaming delta]

I saw I appreciate the busting of nuts in my honor

[novel prawn]

😈

[rare fulcrum]

Frog be standing

[novel prawn]

how dare you. "Did not expect foe"

[gleaming delta]

Disrespectful husband smh

[gleaming delta]

Omg I love it

Sacrifices had to be made

Mfw elden ring

[dreamy raft]

Smash/Pass

[gleaming delta]

Original picture I took

[hollow seal]

fff very hot

[warped cliff]

I have no idea what you’re on but that is obviously a dog

[rare fulcrum]

This is a dog

[novel prawn]

Did not expect dog

[warped cliff]

No sir that is a cat

[gleaming delta]

No, that Scorpioness Najka

[rare fulcrum]

You don't know your animals Stephen

[desert folio]

🐢 dog

[rare fulcrum]

🐢 horse ahead

[warped cliff]

Here is a Fred

[dusk turret]

Make her have the sus smile

[gleaming delta]

I used faceapp I don't think they have it

[warped wagon]

Twitter is going brrrrr right now. excellent show

[dusk turret]

They do have it

[gleaming delta]

Dang it now I have to download the app again

I have to pay them to use a smile they can suck it

[gleaming delta]

This is D.ick pickleson (idk if the full word is allowed on the server)

[opal kernel]

Beautiful, truly worth the title of Elden Lord

[thin zodiac]

he would be my 13th reason.

[gleaming delta]

This is also smorgle spung

[proven ruin]

Bro this the Elden Ring Turtle?

[gleaming delta]

The pope heard you saying things about him

[proven ruin]

Lol

[proven ruin]

I doubt it

Abd that’s from an anime

[forest oak]

This has to be bait what the hell is this

[gleaming delta]

It's on TikTok obviously it's bait

[naive void]

foul tarnished..

[forest oak]

Yeah
This guy still says "blade" with blaidd and says albinaric wrong he has no clue what he's saying

[gleaming delta]

I don't use TikTok but I know almost all content on there is baiting for views

[reef jolt]

Dude that actually means a lot! Thank you so much!

[reef jolt]

If only I had a
Dog
Cries

[somber gazelle]

on god?

[thin zodiac]

visions of death?

[forest oak]

Ay where is Alexander on that scale damn

[prime badger]

I mean... I guess that the Greater Will is also racist

[gleaming delta]

Pizza cutter build

Mohgwyn is like a genshin impact player, they're both unaware that the age of consent is 18 years old

[kind whale]

iirc mohgs attempts to transform miquella into a blood lord are actually working, because if you clip into the egg you can see that miquella is growing or atleast isnt a child anymore

oop

[gleaming delta]

Ye, but he's like super deformed

[kind whale]

yeah hes messed up, kind of reminds me of the faces on the cliffs you see in caelid

[gleaming delta]

I'd say he more resembles Morgott post boss fight

[deft relic]

I just think its a whatever model that doesn't have lore significance since it's not meant to be seen anyway

[gleaming delta]

Probably, but his hand and arm is like rotted

[kind whale]

well i disagree with the notion of if its not meant to be seen then it doesnt matter, because when i went to the giant pot in caelid, i clipped my camera into it for fun and aside from the usual meat texture i also saw one of the giant hands inside it as well, if it werent meant to be seen thered be no reason to put it in a model that you have to clip into, i think stuff like that has to have some kind of significance

[gleaming delta]

Yeah that's fair

[kind whale]

wonder how many secrets there are in elden ring that we have to clip into models/textures to see. kind of an interesting thought

👁️

[gleaming delta]

Just subscribe to Zullie the Witch

[kind whale]

already am, kinda made me want to go out and look for stuff like that myself

[sharp lava]

what's there?

[uncut spindle]

Got tekken 7, this game is amazing

[sharp lava]

nice

[uncut spindle]

This game has really funny stuff as well

[static hull]

I hate the accuracy.

[turbid lion]

pov you just walked into spirit godfrey room

[wise mason]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession

[bright oasis]

likely dog

[coarse lance]

dog ahead

[bright oasis]

try fingers

[coarse lance]

didn't expect dog...

[bright oasis]

behold ! dog

[coarse lance]

dog

if only I had a pickle...

[rare fulcrum]

Be wary of crab

[bright oasis]

try fingers , but hole !

[coarse lance]

you guys gotta see the dark souls 2 sotfs messages, they get raunchy as hell

[rare fulcrum]

😎