elden-fun

[weary trellis]

very hilarious i am sitting here laughing

[rocky marten]

Too busy dying to malenia to be horny

[verbal seal]

I actually thought elden ring did a good job of communicating the important bits while playing. some things flew past me but I got the main bits from my first playthough.

[cold portal]

Stay focused 🥵

[drowsy bobcat]

A whole ass enemy followed me into the boss arena

[novel basin]

fr that dude is so annoying

[drowsy bobcat]

I didn't even know there was a second astel until ng+3

[tall birch]

My Elden Ring experience

[dapper oxide]

dog!

[little pilot]

dog ahead

[rare fulcrum]

Horse

[lusty cedar]

Don't roll in it

[violet glade]

no.

[tall birch]

Yes get as much rot inside you. Look how well Radahn is thanks to the rot

[lapis fern]

chungo hates blood borne

[languid rose]

LMAO

[hollow surge]

Do I look cool

[dark rain]

Yes

[pallid crater]

Briar set is probably the only set that goes with the blasphemous blade

[magic tendon]

true, but its not that good though😦

[gleaming delta]

i think people forget malenia is a boy (not sure correct me if im wrong)

[obtuse zinc]

my exact experience fighting the crystalians with a dex build

[remote moat]

Miquella is a boy, Melania is most certainly a girl

[gleaming delta]

oops i got the names wrong

[obtuse zinc]

genuine question we never get to see miquella right? like outisde of his hand coming out the weird egg thing?

[little pilot]

we see in the intro cutscene

[hushed patrol]

yea not officially no. speculations of DLC

[obtuse zinc]

bro looks like the like spongebob grandma in the chair ☠️

im on it. only drawback is no big goofy goblin ears

[worthy knot]

fully formed miquella would be something to behold

[spiral dragon]

Anyone got any good arm combos for the Zamor armor?

[worthy knot]

battlemage wraps

[wintry cargo]

Zamor arms lol (change your skin tone to look like leather if you don't like it showing)

I tried a bunch of stuff and the Kaiden helm was the only non Zamor item I found that matched well with Zamor

[spiral dragon]

Oh I like the helm was just curious if there were any other arms that good I found warrior gauntlets aren't bad. Only thing that bothers me with the Zamor arms is there a shackle on only one wrist lol

I'll try kaiden and see how it looks tho bc I'm curious now

[worthy knot]

battle.mage.wraps.

[obtuse zinc]

official elden ring goblin build

this games awesome i can finally live out my gobbo dreams

[still fulcrum]

Wait til the dude who made goblin slayer finds out about this

[gleaming delta]

lowkey looks like shrek

[minor osprey]

fr

[remote moat]

He asked for a goblin not a supermodel smh

[hushed patrol]

cool maracas

[obtuse zinc]

“use a blunt weapon” no

[hushed patrol]

lol saw this on reddit

[unique ermine]

I love turkrle

[austere tangle]

Bloodhound knight darriwill

[serene trench]

the stars of ruin greathammer absolutely Demolishes the crystallians.

[warped cliff]

Does he like Sabaton?

[warped cliff]

Greatness

[unreal belfry]

There goes my soul

[warped cliff]

My soul left me 77 hours ago

[dapper jackal]

if i owned a turtle he'd only listen to sabaton/powerwolf/metallica.

[warped cliff]

Help

[warped cliff]

I didn’t even know people knew Powerwolf existed you are indeed cultured friend👍

[unreal belfry]

Ah yes

[dapper jackal]

lol at first i was only going to let him listen to powerwolf. and really? i thought powerwolf would be pretty known, i was shown them by a friend a long tike ago and found them again on spotify.

[dire mortar]

the fact that sif limps when you get him to low hp dosn't help.

[signal knot]

Uh yeah. We summoned you to draw aggro while we DPS 😂

[storm rapids]

Mid band tbh, better metal out there

[minor osprey]

lady’s 0.000000001 seconds away from punching her screen lmao

[pure loom]

One hour and a half ago

[acoustic ginkgo]

recurring meme it seems, i’ve seen it in two other servers lol

[boreal wadi]

Wanna do a fight to death for the pfp ? 😈😈😈

[stark anchor]

cheeser gets slain

[royal sinew]

Using madness on a bear🤡

[ember matrix]

Bleed build those are rare 😂

[royal sinew]

Not the donkey dragons

[remote yarrow]

Me omw (on my way) to get every spell and incantation in the game knowing full well that i will never use them

[austere tangle]

Reminds me of this

[manic lynx]

Lol

[manic lynx]

People who want to kill every boss but use a physical build

[austere tangle]

Roblox has evolved💀

[manic lynx]

The toddlers have become teens

[austere tangle]

Horny, teens

[manic lynx]

Yup

[austere tangle]

Who wants to get raped by some monster that stalks you

[remote yarrow]

Me no smart me bonk

I’m using a strenght build and man Astel was extremely difficult

[austere tangle]

Me have 1 in intelligence me no good at game me use dagger only

[austere tangle]

I beat her my 3 try

[manic lynx]

I just use bloodhound finesse cause the range lets at least part of the hitbox hit also all you gotta do is turn off auto aim and go for an arm

[remote yarrow]

Her? 🤨

[austere tangle]

:troll:

[manic lynx]

The purple beams are just sound rythm dodges so the hardest attack to dodge visibly is made easy

[remote yarrow]

Grafted greatsword enthusiasts are real chads

[austere tangle]

I spammed ring of miquella on astel while it was agroing on my mimic

I also had halo scythe +10 so it was kinda ez

[manic lynx]

Spam skill and you win lol

[austere tangle]

Pretty much yes

[manic lynx]

That’s how it is with me when there’s two bosses I just have to use finesse and pray I don’t get hit

[austere tangle]

Afk back in 5-10 mins

[austere tangle]

Back

[royal sinew]

Dung eater in a nutshell

[austere tangle]

Lol

[royal sinew]

Defile me Dung Eater 😩😫

[austere tangle]

Dung eater r34

[royal sinew]

Yes please

[austere tangle]

🤨

🤨

Radahns horse

[hoary ice]

Buff boi

[austere tangle]

He can feed my whole family for a year

[lilac swift]

o

[bold arrow]

My school library put this up lol

I couldnt fit it all, it says "come stand before the elden ring"

[hoary ice]

Elden ring in real life????

[runic wadi]

Astel is annoying and tanky

[swift matrix]

My friend murdered the 1st one

[swift matrix]

Average day

[tall flare]

Dog

[silk prawn]

how to kill ALECTO?

[gleaming delta]

Why are you trying to make a rock bleed

[haughty palm]

flex

[opaque marsh]

Should've put points into some vigor

[brazen dew]

What is that leg armour?

[fluid cipher]

If I had to take a guess, Royal Knight

[opaque marsh]

Royal knight loretta

[delicate gull]

only hard one here is maliketh and melania

[opaque marsh]

Fire giant ez

[delicate gull]

fr

idk how yall struggled with him

[empty widget]

Mostly just one error can cost you and destroy your horse. Unlike most of the bosses.

[sharp lava]

be wary of dung

[warped wagon]

ok guys, i really want to know. Is Dark Souls 2 worth playing? i dont want to make fun of it or anything. Im very curious to know if I should give it a shot?

[uncut spindle]

What the dog doin?

[warped wagon]

ive played BB, DS1, Sekiro, DS3 and ER (in that order)

[uncut spindle]

Lol

[uncut spindle]

I don't blame you not playing ds2

Bandai namco did what they did 2 times

[warped wagon]

but should i? i was always a lil afraid because of its general perception

[uncut spindle]

First one was with ds2, second was smash 4

[uncut spindle]

I mean it has its fun parts but it can also be extremly annoying and it has really bad mechanics

[sharp lava]

Bloodborne , but oh you not on ps tho

[pure loom]

I still think it's a solid game, but it gets a bad rep for standing out among the souls (sometimes in a good way, sometimes not so much)

[warped wagon]

ive heard that it can really drag at times too. idk

and up to ER this was the biggest soulsborne, right?(in terms of stuff)

[pure loom]

It goes for the "quantity over quality" thing (which i can't blame from for trying, of course you have to be bigger than the lest entry)

[uncut spindle]

The fact they put a volcan in top of a windmill

[warped wagon]

i have played bb already. to platinum

[pure loom]

Oh will you get over that already, not like the souls series is a stranger to unusual geography

[uncut spindle]

They couldn't just put the volcan on the right tho?

[pure loom]

That is true however

[uncut spindle]

Yeah

[warped wagon]

so you are saying it is worth giving it a shot? or would i be better off not touching it

[uncut spindle]

I did all bosses in that game, lud and zallen is the worst one, no bonfire so you have to go pass some annoying horses every time

[pure loom]

In terms of world design and thematics i think it's actually one of my favorites

[uncut spindle]

The 2 pursuers in a room is so bad

[rotund barn]

In general he's annoying

[uncut spindle]

Godskin duo is the 2 pursuers of elden ring

[pure loom]

I can't understand why they aimed for having a "no fun allowed" area in every one of the DLCs

[uncut spindle]

Dlcs are the worst part of the game

[rotund barn]

Fromsoft is annoying with their poison areas in every single game they make

[warped wagon]

hm ok 🤔 i might play it someday. but for now, i gotta take a break from their games after playing 200 hrs ER^^ im kinda exhausted😅

[pure loom]

They only appear in ng+ tho right?

[silk birch]

How do?

[uncut spindle]

Yeah, i used bonfire ascetic to get +2 ring

[rotund barn]

L🏀

[uncut spindle]

That is understandable

[pure loom]

I think DLC is always the creme de la creme of from games, but it can be a mixed bag in ds2

[uncut spindle]

The crystal guys, i hate the crystal and axe guys some much

[pure loom]

You can't argue it has the best bosses in the game tho

[uncut spindle]

Ds2 dlcs are the only souls games dlcs that are terrible

[pure loom]

(We don't talk about the king's pets)

[uncut spindle]

I can agree with this tho, only good part of the dlcs is the cool ass bosses

[uncut spindle]

Worst boss in the whole game

[spring tangle]

looking for Rivers bloody katana ill offer for it

[pure loom]

Anyways this conversation is getting too long for the meme channel so tldr ds2 good

[warped wagon]

ok 😉 👍

[uncut spindle]

Mfw ds2

[warped wagon]

one of my favs

[uncut spindle]

Rivers of blood is cringe, i only use it against gankers

[spring tangle]

but im killing malekith

[uncut spindle]

Even worse, cheesing bosses

[spring tangle]

bro he is so annoyinh

[uncut spindle]

Big skill issue

[spring tangle]

how many trys did it take u to kill him

[uncut spindle]

Hard boss but it took a few tries (no spirits no cheesy weapons no summons)

[spring tangle]

like bro the sec he gets in second form he just starts spamming

[uncut spindle]

The only actual unfair boss in this game is godskin duo

[cold grove]

🐶

[static hull]

Praise the dog!

[pure loom]

This mf is literally in every chat like bro you're not getting any women on discord 💀 💀 💀

[wary lake]

Didn't need to write that. Your nickname was hint enough

[sand surge]

I keep dying for some reason. I think it's because my arcane is too low...

[wary lake]

I read your "about me" with the Dung Earer's voice

[wary lake]

Elden String

[fading prawn]

I think I've superiority complex

[gleaming delta]

Furries don’t identify as animals tho- ah whatever

Wtf

[rich cape]

This has been occurring for a while as 10 minutes lmao

[potent ibex]

Fact

[void crown]

u are cringe

[gleaming delta]

Helll nahhhhh

[gleaming delta]

Heisxukefujejfox

[umbral condor]

🗿

[runic spire]

Eh still funny none the less,turtle one is closer so

[umbral condor]

it's even more funny when it's smaller too

[alpine cipher]

it's even more funny when an mf can't even crop a pic

[rare fulcrum]

Crop your memes or I will put basilisks under your bed

[inner moth]

🤣

[eager yew]

Haha I like grapes hehe 👀 heh…

[last dune]

I kinda second this.

[tired seal]

definitely a dog

[tired seal]

dudes after realising that their epic guts build sucks

[gleaming delta]

They just aren’t doing it right

[obtuse zinc]

cleanrot spear farming but you let your guard down literally once

[cunning meadow]

Amazing

[dry narwhal]

That's why you do it in caelid

[near helm]

try leveling inteligence, hear a rumor that they cant kill you if ur smarter than them

[signal knot]

Started a new character. fighting the Leonine Misbegotten once again. and yep. Still accurate

[cunning meadow]

Someone post funny

[plush dagger]

We don't do funny here

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[plush dagger]

I haven't gone outside in so long the sun's burning my skin rn

[still frigate]

This gotta be illegal or something

[whole iron]

When I go outside it's mainly to bright for my eyes

Lmaoooo the piece of candy tactic

[tribal owl]

dex????

[fluid smelt]

My main save is named "Havi" which is an old name for Odin, translated to be "High One"

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[fading crane]

Ok and that's why I clapped his daddy mohg with a dex build and then ate his soul for runes

[iron carbon]

😌

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[rare fulcrum]

I mean, you were stealing from them

[dry narwhal]

I have a new way to cheese godskin noble

Just show him this and he will suffer from a status ailment known as hunger

[last dune]

lol

[dire pebble]

To the two people who did this for 5 minutes straight with me, please DM me lmao I'm trying to do this again.

[grim heath]

I "TOTALLY" dont have a cheap rune shop

[still frigate]

Can’t blame me, it was very tempting

[real dragon]

i have been stuck on Melania for 5 hours

[rare fulcrum]

No I feel you, I'm just saying that's probably why they freaked out

[still frigate]

Maybe try respec your stats

[uneven turret]

Godskin duo

[wild shale]

Catskin noble

[rare fulcrum]

I'm glad I'm not alone

[signal knot]

🤨

[rare fulcrum]

Eat yo damn food the hell you lookin crazy for huh?

[lunar rose]

Killed it 4th try. I don’t understand the difficulty. Like I killed the fat one then wailed on the skinny with duel wield curved swords while he was summoning. Rinse repeat

[dry narwhal]

Can't blame you

[warped cliff]

That’s fair

[gleaming delta]

when u need 2.2 million to upgrade 😔

[jovial orbit]

first souls game?

[signal knot]

Dark Souls 1 (original release)

[jovial orbit]

thats it? bruh

[signal knot]

I didn't have a PS3 to play Demon Souls

[jovial orbit]

someone clearly hasnt fought lord isshin ashina or the demon of hatred

[violet glade]

🤓

[signal knot]

Slave Knight Gael is still the best boss fight in any souls game

[jovial orbit]

it was mid at best

[signal knot]

Bruh. The presentation and the perfectly timed attacks almost synced with the music

[jovial orbit]

mid

[next abyss]

the best boss fight is patches

[signal knot]

Man you clowning

[jovial orbit]

its mid

genichiro was honestly cooler

[signal knot]

That goes without saying. Patches is the best anything.

Patches and the FromSoft fandom:

[signal knot]

And can breathe fricking fire

[west arrow]

Dr. Evil would be proud

[signal knot]

Eh. Maliketh is a guy.

[next abyss]

maliketh has no visible genitalia though

[lunar rose]

But he is a guy

[acoustic heart]

I never thought that was in question, people still lewd'd him

[signal knot]

Kind of good that he doesn't. Would make the boss fight much different if he was flipping around the arena like he does, except with a big ol' dicc swinging around.

[next abyss]

fr

[signal knot]

It's the internet. Rule 34 is a rule for a reason

[acoustic heart]

Yes, I'm learning that

[signal knot]

Tho that is Rule 63. Reversed sex version.

[next abyss]

imagine maliketh's balls slapping the top of your head as he does 20 flips through the sky and sticks the landing

[acoustic heart]

I think he already has

[signal knot]

That'd take off half his health

[cunning meadow]

Destined deez nuts in your mouth

[signal knot]

What's bad is I actually beat Maliketh on my first attempt on my first character. Because of the build I had (Bloodborne inspired. Dodge heavy. Tons of bleed build).

And I've yet to play a character to the point of fighting him again. So I don't feel all these "Maliketh is a really hard boss" vibes

[next abyss]

maliketh was a villain during my playthrough, it took 3 people + scarlet rot and bleed

[signal knot]

For me it was a "Huh. That was easy. Was he an optional boss?" And then the cutscene and stuff happened and I was like "No....no he wasn't. I think I just missed a ton of questlines.....FARK "

[fiery ridge]

time to retire

[last dune]

Yep. yep. Genderbent Maliketh is about right.

also, for those who are debating his gender, it brings it up in his lore stuff.

[acoustic heart]

He's a sissy

[signal knot]

Femboy Maliketh 😳

[chrome tinsel]

Congrats

[golden merlin]

All these Elden Ring clips and memes are great

[wintry badger]

Woe, Scarlet Rot upon thee

[potent thistle]

Dog!

[last dune]

Dog!

[cursive sundial]

If you lewd Malekith you’re weird

[verbal seal]

most elden ring characters are suspicious to lewd but fair.

[royal sinew]

Hes daddy tho

[verbal seal]

go for it

[dusk turret]

Based and Rannipilled

[last dune]

The lewdation of characters is inevitable.

Let them get their pelvis crushed, there's no way to stop it.

[jolly bluff]

Noble does all the damage

[royal sinew]

Me cheesing tf out of them

[last dune]

A dude from this server just sent me a message and I suspect it's in correlation to me saying this and now I have the great concern... As to why someone would randomly message a person with a wolf lady as their pfp... and ask for such... Services.

Whom hast summoned me with a ping?

[glad rain]

ngl we should have VC's

[next abyss]

that's too dangerous

[amber summit]

but imagine the fun of the pvp vc's

[dry narwhal]

And the trash talk

[amber summit]

" YOU FILTHY ROB USER "

Screams into the mic

[dusk turret]

There's a voice chat doe

No one just uses it

[amber summit]

Wait where

[dry narwhal]

"Lmao you're bad"

proceeds to scorch you alive with 80 frenzy bolts

[fiery lion]

Who is Rob?

[last dune]

Even my friend forgot Elden Ring has VC. XD

[amber summit]

Infinite fp flask into 12 rotten breath's in a row

" Haha git gud "

[dusk turret]

Cleanrot knights be loike

[amber summit]

Am i wrong for using Malekith leggins just because it gives me thicc legs?

[tiny lava]

not at all

[dusk turret]

Malekith

[glad rain]

not that, in the discord

[dusk turret]

A voice chat for a discord server with more than 90k members?
Nah Im good

[amber summit]

Remembering names and english are not my strong point

[next abyss]

I hate malikeths set because it doesn't fit me the same way it fits him

[glad rain]

I just want to stream my funny naked invasions as giga chad 😦

[dusk turret]

Staff is barely competent enough, you think they could regulate a VC in a server of over 90k members? lmao

[amber summit]

thicc

[dusk turret]

What's the name of the Blade of Miquella

[glad rain]

Malenia

[next abyss]

melina

[amber summit]

Mommy

[dusk turret]

Good

I was about to go all ouroboros if someone said Melania

[amber summit]

Melanine?

[dusk turret]

That's something that helps you sleep

[glad rain]

lol, my PVP build (Veterans gloves or gauntlets, and ceastus

[amber summit]

Real chad right there

[dusk turret]

Based and chadpilled

[glad rain]

vibing at The First Step, maybe you'll be nice to me 😭

[amber summit]

Sadly im a filthy bleed rob abuser

[dusk turret]

RoB and Dragon incantations

[amber summit]

Don't you get bored of constantly invading afk farmers on that place?

[last dune]

nah, mate. you get that thiccness, Fam.

[glad rain]

everyone is fighting so

[amber summit]

Nothing is broken if everything is broken!

[dusk turret]

Just use Bolt of Granssax and 1shot people from afar

[amber summit]

You can?

[dusk turret]

Easily 1.5k damage in 1 bolt fully charged

Not counting talismans or stuff like that

[dusk turret]

900 if You don't charge it

[glad rain]

guys and gals I think they see me ngl

[dusk turret]

Use the talisman that makes you invis when you crouch

[glad rain]

where is that

[amber summit]

Or be a scummy filth and perma stun them whit frenzy bolt

[spring tangle]

dm me if u have rivers bloody katana

[amber summit]

Works 100% of the time 50% of the time

[dusk turret]

lmao 😭

[amber summit]

For what?

[teal blade]

get it away from me

[dusk turret]

People that pronounce "The Black Blade's" name like Malekith or any other iteration end up like this

[amber summit]

Oh no...

[dry narwhal]

I just call him the edgy fursona

The black blade wasn't that difficult for me

[glad rain]

do I have permission to take this photo?

[covert mango]

help where are they, i can never find people

[dusk turret]

It's roight there

[dry narwhal]

On top of the building a pvp grinder

[amber summit]

Thats why invading that place sucks, 80% are afk farmers

[covert mango]

maaannn😐, some bs right there

[dry narwhal]

I drew that last week

[dry narwhal]

I hate pvp grinders too

[covert mango]

thats why i be invadin here, to kill them but i cant get there so i get the ones that are on the cliff

[dusk turret]

Use Mohg's trident

[dusk turret]

Mohg's trident if they are out of sight, and Jar canon if you can see them but you are unable to reach their hiding place

[glad rain]

quigmire?

[cold grove]

Sure

[stone grove]

this game knows we got no maidens irl and trolls us in game about it

[dry narwhal]

I forgot whether I stole this from here or not

[quasi silo]

is varre even useful?

[dry narwhal]

Yes very

[vague palm]

Yes

[dry narwhal]

Varré can legit give you an ancient dragon stone before you go to the capital

[dry narwhal]

I murdered pope turtle to see if he would drop something

He did it was a bell bearing

[opaque marsh]

ive done it

[haughty knoll]

Heeeeeellll yeeeaaahhh Nebby, well done.

[late rose]

Nice! I'm only like... 20 hours in or sum

[opaque marsh]

U pc?

I'll help u

[opaque marsh]

I can help you too I guess

[late rose]

No, sadly

[opaque marsh]

Rip

Forgot about the tags

[stone grove]

how do you fight the draconic tree sentinel?

also is the coded sword worth if for a faith build or are there better things out there?

[opaque marsh]

Rot breath and mimic tear and dodge

[manic lynx]

thats why mohg lives in the sewers

[novel basin]

😐

[stone grove]

can he be beat at lv56?

[next abyss]

they should use this gem for sonic 3

[lunar forum]

Malenia vs a river of blood +10 combined with a +10 mimic tear

[signal knot]

Oh look. It's Rei

[manic lynx]

The three basic femboys of the apocalypse

[opaque marsh]

Maybe

[haughty knoll]

Yeah I’am :)

[plush dagger]

In new game plus 2 I'm only now feeling wy people call this game hard on horah loux

[haughty knoll]

Why do you ask, Nebby?

[dry narwhal]

I have 58% and I'm 150 hours in

[opaque marsh]

Just in case you want some help

[haughty knoll]

Ah ok thank you Nebby, I’ll keep you in mind when I inevitability get stuck lmao.

[opaque marsh]

I'll be waitin

[whole flicker]

U can literally google every single NPC and see what they‘ll drop when they die…..

[warm furnace]

Lol

[slow crystal]

i made alexander mad

[wise mason]

ayoo 😐 📸

[signal knot]

Milfina/Bufflina

[dire mortar]

what about neck meats?

[dry narwhal]

Sold em

[dusk turret]

Lean Freezer?!!!!

[weary trellis]

@worn badge @tall flare
very funny posting the same accord meme lmfao im rolling on the floor rn

[weary trellis]

"guys anime memes are so funny"

[rich cape]

How anime memes should be:

[obtuse zinc]

new “build”

[dusk turret]

Saul Goodman

[rich cape]

PogU

[viscid oar]

no pog u

[rich cape]

Live reaction:

[dire geode]

Lmao

[dusk turret]

Ah the irony

[rich cape]

Who

[dusk turret]

Funny woman going into elevator and never be seen again

[rich cape]

TRUE!!! Corpse water or something lol

[dusk turret]

Funny water

[rich cape]

Women smoothie > Bathwater gag

[dusk turret]

Lmaoo 😭

[gleaming delta]

godfrey

[dusk turret]

Me when speaking with someone on the phone while Im zoning out

[rich cape]

Godfrey looking at that plump, tarnished ass

[rich cape]

True and real

[gleaming delta]

why are the mushrooms more talented than me

[rich cape]

Terraria

[dusk turret]

NOoo its not transparent 😭😭

[rich cape]

FOOL

[dusk turret]

Google did a massive trolling on me

But the mushroom music goes extremely hard ngl
Specially with Calamity on

[gleaming delta]

indeed

[rich cape]

Bruh nah you know what goes hard with calamity? Cold front

[dusk turret]

Hardest OST in Calamity, not counting SC's theme

[rich cape]

Fr fr, first time I heard cold front I just blasted it on loop for an entire day

[dusk turret]

Supreme Calamitas theme was just pure nirvana

Beating the ever living hell out of the witch that burned the world with that ost was really good

[rich cape]

Idk tho I kinda liked the devoured of gods theme more ngl

[dusk turret]

Yeah beating a worm that ate gods for a living with that music goes hard as well

[dusk turret]

Nah but you know what's the best part?
Tmodloader coming out on may 18th, and thus Calamity coming out around that same date

[rich cape]

I mean true ig? But like, the music hits harder than anything for me

[rich cape]

Live idiot reaction

[dusk turret]

Is that a pic of your pet?

[gleaming delta]

nice dog

[rich cape]

Yes it’s my little stupid rat

[dusk turret]

Is that LEAN?!!

[rich cape]

Yes

[rich cape]

HOW

[rare fulcrum]

Mfw

[rich cape]

FOOL

[gleaming delta]

same

[dusk turret]

You can't lock me out of doing something

[rare fulcrum]

Real radagon of the golden order

[gleaming delta]

no, Silver order

[rich cape]

Intruder kinda a cutie tho

[rich cape]

Literally just got done showing Mandela catalogue to a friend actually lmao

[gleaming delta]

bojo reference

[dusk turret]

Yes, I am

[rich cape]

GREG

[rare fulcrum]

Real Greg

[dusk turret]

Reminds me of that video that I have which has the entire RAM album from Daft Punk and it only weighs 7 mbs or so

It's a shame I can't post it

[rich cape]

Unpog

[dusk turret]

Whomstdve of pinged me

[plucky birch]

the sound scared the hell out of me 😭

[dusk turret]

We kept our trolling to a minimum

[rich cape]

Live in fear

[dusk turret]

Das Conk reet Baybee 😎😎

[rich cape]

That’s pretty funny. The fog is coming

[rare fulcrum]

Mfs be like, "I got my whole life ahead of me!" Lmao no you don't! The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog

[gleaming delta]

i do

[dusk turret]

Yeah it's a shame
The signs were pretty clear and not a lot of folks know that we have less than a few fort nights before the fog comes

[rich cape]

Good, irrational fear of everything is a lifestyle

[gleaming delta]

:D

[rare fulcrum]

Heee hee ah hahahaaaaa hahaha... fort night

[dusk turret]

No horse ahead

[rich cape]

Dog

If only I had a giant but hole

[primal mirage]

Bro if I have to hear "I am melania blade of miqula" one more goddamn Ima lose it

[rare fulcrum]

Shrimp ahead, therefore rice?
Impossible...

[rich cape]

B ahead, therefore try s

[dusk turret]

I am miquella

[rich cape]

PogU

[rare fulcrum]

Knife of malenia

[primal mirage]

I can't escape it can I?

[rare fulcrum]

I have known defeat

[rich cape]

I have known d

[dusk turret]

ick

[rare fulcrum]

🤯

[rich cape]

The duality of man

[dusk turret]

@rich cape Your message was deleted you dummy

[rare fulcrum]

We live in a socity batman
Bot om text socity
Bottom tex t 🤡

[rich cape]

Who (and yes I see that a lot from me for a reason I am uncertain of)

[dusk turret]

You can't say bad words in a server of a game that's rated +17 or you'll get those messages deleted automatically

[rare fulcrum]

So true bestie

[rich cape]

I didn’t say bad word tho

[rare fulcrum]

No full caps either

[dusk turret]

On god?

[rich cape]

Ah, that’s why

[outer belfry]

[rich cape]

On god and fr

[rare fulcrum]

Brother there are no hoes here! It is Yahar'gul, Unseen Village! You are going to die!!

[rich cape]

🤓

[dusk turret]

Why the hell is this video so loud

[rich cape]

3p

[gleaming delta]

(gay)

[rich cape]

calling all men

[dusk turret]

Reminded me of this

[weary trellis]

guys i think anime is funny 🤓

[dusk turret]

I didn't find it so have this other video instead

[rich cape]

No way

[gleaming delta]

will sith

[dusk turret]

Ah yes, this

[rich cape]

I only think of inferno+ when I see that since I found his channel

[weary trellis]

no react perms :despair: no nitro 😢

[rich cape]

BeRsERK sWoRd nOIsE

[dusk turret]

Then eat something, thank me later

[rich cape]

Brb mate, eating raw petroleum (unrefined)

[dusk turret]

Raw petroleum (straight from the source, no impurities, from the tree to your table)

[gleaming delta]

true american

[weary trellis]

dog hugner i will feed hugner

[rich cape]

Sick, I love diesel

[dusk turret]

Didn't you love lean?

[rich cape]

Who?

[dusk turret]

You

[rich cape]

Can’t hear you over this banger or something i forgot, the fog is surrounding my home

3p, 1.9 Tdi

[winter bone]

Why are the posts here

1. Not elden ring related
2. Immensely unfunny

[weary trellis]

POV you

[rich cape]

LMAO, yes the are not elden ring related, but they are g

[rich cape]

The immediate assault on that guy

[dusk turret]

Here
Take your one and only Elden Ring maymay

[gleaming delta]

the unexpected funny

[rich cape]

They have not said a word since that instant barrage of “lol don’t care”

[gleaming delta]

😔

[rich cape]

Here’s an elden ring meme from me as well

[rich cape]

Ok I’m gonna get back to having segs or something (no segs. gaming)

[winter bone]

Yes, i got blasted tbh, i was trying to say something but dont want more cannonball barrage on me

[rich cape]

I mean hey idk whatchu expected

[dusk turret]

I on the other hand is gonna go have the segs

With your dad

😎

[rich cape]

No way, proof? He is sleeping mate also he looks like Gordon freeman so good choice

[dusk turret]

I made it the hell up

[rich cape]

Damb I thought my German Gordon freeman ass lookin dad was gonna get some

[winter bone]

Post mgr memes tbh if you guys have it

[dusk turret]

You only got 1 cat, don't lie to me

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[dusk turret]

What the hell does this mean

[rich cape]

Rare uncle

[dusk turret]

No

[gleaming delta]

strawberry

[rich cape]

You probably smell like a used air fryer

[cunning meadow]

Does anyone has the elden ring lore sped up meme

[dusk turret]

😭

[rich cape]

Anyways, take my f and I will depart now

[teal osprey]

Insert flag from time of conflict

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[austere tangle]

Pigh

[silk prawn]

how can you guys posts video and pics, me cant?

[inner moth]

You dont have the tarnished role

[brazen violet]

Well that was anticlimactic

[silk prawn]

role?

[chrome tinsel]

dung eater my beloved

[green ledge]

OC

[green ledge]

clearly a turtle, sry

[warped cliff]

Bleach now giv bleach

[quasi musk]

What's the deal with this mob? Why is it... Just what the hell lmao what's the correct way to deplete its health

And I've followed the instructions to the ehart, I always just dash past, im not wasting my lifetime on that for a reward of 2.3k souls runes

[spark flume]

If you're one of those people who face every mob you see, this one is a pain in the ass.

The healing spells lower his life quickly, I think you can eliminate it with one spell.

[next notch]

It’s weird, radahn is definitely easier but I couldn’t really tell anyone how he was nerfed is it all just placebo?

[gleaming delta]

"not mine"

[cunning meadow]

Delete this

[surreal crater]

No

[autumn berry]

Everyone silence, his Excellency is about to speak!

[cunning meadow]

What will he say

[dreamy crane]

nah bro wtf is this

[surreal crater]

Art

[manic lynx]

Friendly wildlife hell no

[gleaming delta]

right lol

[pastel pawn]

imagine we get a boss that can parry

[silk prawn]

we die in 3 sec :d

[austere tangle]

It dog

[wicked oxide]

[royal sinew]

This gave me chronic paranoia

[cunning meadow]

Funny

[glad rain]

Dog

2. Die

[rare fulcrum]

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare

[restive lava]

Wait is blaidd her stepbrother

Maybe that'd be normal if you have a half Wolf for a brother
Sofria river Is to accurate

[cold grove]

He is her shadow.

Something like half of the soul does not have free will.

[gleaming delta]

Uh oh

This one is definitely been seen before but it's all I got lol

[crystal terrace]

this wasnt my intention but okay

[sleek furnace]

Why is this allowed

[gleaming delta]

I thought that was pvp for a second from the sheer amount of things being thrown at you 💀

Magic machine guns

[teal osprey]

Heresy is not native to this world

[static hull]

He got nerfed?
why lmao

[hybrid grail]

It was a bug, they fixed it in the April 4th patch I believe

[royal sinew]

He's still 8% nerfed

[oak wedge]

This room cost me about 20 k runes first and second time I tried to pass through.

[royal sinew]

The fwct that it was so badly drawn aswell

[dire mortar]

still unclear if they were ever diffrent people or if marika had to run back and forth from the captial to Lunaira constantly

[unique drum]

They separated for a time as Queen Marika ruled and Radagon gave Rennala children

[dire mortar]

well Godfrey was probably in charge untill he wasn't which is why she had to contrivea reason for ragadon to leave so she could take the reigns again

[delicate gull]

how many elden lords have there been?

[dire mortar]

never had a defenetive answer on if they could seperate

[dire mortar]

two godfrey and radagon

[delicate gull]

placidusax the dragon lord was one aswell right?

[dire mortar]

wiki article says that but I've seen no proof in game

[unique drum]

You're not gonna get in game proof

[dire mortar]

so its just conjecture

[vital cypress]

i killed him my first run and ima do it again

[delicate gull]

same

only right before i went to fight the EB tho

[unique drum]

Soulsborne games never reveals anything big, it's never been like that. Also, how can Marika be ruling in the Capital and Radagon be in the Academy at the same time if they're one person

[dire mortar]

we see marika transform and thats the only way we ever see them. its very likley marika was just playing both roles. she could easly have used illusion and projection to play both

[vital cypress]

ester bunny?

[unique drum]

But illusions can't make babies

[delicate gull]

elden beast

[delicate gull]

LOL

[vital cypress]

hahahahah

[unique drum]

The game isn't even that hard, just difficult to start off

[glass skiff]

@unique drum plenty hard for me. But I love it

[vital cypress]

guys whats worse

[unique drum]

Well, I guess for some it is yes, but it least magic is a much bigger theme and summons help a lot too

[vital cypress]

actually deleting the game on the first boss or beating it BUT as an astrologer...

[red owl]

Yeah , to me it is pretty easy compared to other souls games. Elden ring combat has summons and requires you to be a little less methodical compared to other souls games. But elden ring still has its challenges

[vital cypress]

but godskin duo

[red owl]

Sleep pots

[high coyote]

^

[rare fulcrum]

I got the godskin duo on my first try and I don't know how

Haven't been able to recreate whatever I did right the first time

[vital cypress]

yeah but i didnt use em

[red owl]

The joy of souls games you do something successfully once and then whenever you try to do it again you can’t

[vital cypress]

i beat em legit and it was HARD. like a lot harder than malina and any othert boss

[red owl]

Godskin duo was hard at first until I used sleep pots then it was a breeze.

[rare fulcrum]

Nap time

[worn remnant]

Elden Ring is weird becauae I struggle more against minibosses and big enemies than bosses

[frail eagle]

Agreed

[worn remnant]

I'd have no issue beating a demigod but an ulcerated tree spirit will kill me several times

[rare fulcrum]

I think a big part of that is where you fight them

[red owl]

To me what is hard are regular enemies

[gleaming delta]

its weird how they breath fire

[worn remnant]

I only carry a shield for dogs, rats and birds

[teal blade]

Mmmm lookin’ good today

[next abyss]

or they finished the game fast enough for them to get a refund 😋

[uncut spindle]

Clearly skill issue

[lunar rose]

Again I don’t understand the difficulty of godskin duo killed them 4th try can you explain the difficulty

[uncut spindle]

I think its because you cheesed it

[rare fulcrum]

Or maybe it's because difficulty is subjective

[worn remnant]

If there's something I learned from Elden Ring is people have difficulty with different bosses

[uncut spindle]

Godskin duo is an extremely unfair boss

[rare fulcrum]

I'm sorry you feel that way, I managed to get them on my first try, but I couldn't tell you how I managed to

[static hull]

playstyle?

[worn remnant]

I for instance had no issue killing the Draconic Sentinel in front of Malekith or Godskin Duo, but I had to try SEVERAL times against the Evergaol Crucible Knight and Malekith himself

[uncut spindle]

Every other boss is fine

[rare fulcrum]

I got maliketh as soon as I realized that he's supposed to be treated more or less like a bloodborne boss

[uncut spindle]

Maliketh is a hard boss but i managed to beat him in a few tries

[worn remnant]

Idk what that means since ER is my first Souls game lol

I assume it means being aggressive

[rare fulcrum]

Almost every attack is punishable, you just need to have a really good of idea of your spacing

[rare fulcrum]

And I mean all attacks aside from like 5 but it's cut down to 3 if you have ranged attacks

[restive lava]

Oh
I don't know the lore

[lunar rose]

Yea I cheesed it with some duel wield curved swords. Didn’t use sleep pots. Just wailed on the fat one. While he was dead wailed on skinny one rinse repeat

[uncut spindle]

Well that is why you managed to do it 4th try

[lunar rose]

Didn’t cheese though lol

[uncut spindle]

You just said you cheesed it

??????

[rare fulcrum]

Pretty sure they were being sarcastic

[signal knot]

Use sleep

[uncut spindle]

I did and beated it

I am just saying it is a trash boss

[rare fulcrum]

I think it's fine

[uncut spindle]

How is it fine?

[signal knot]

The Godskins do be trash tho.

Me: "Cool attack patterns but like you keep chaining them faster than even 1 of my attack animations. When do I get to attack?"

Godskin Apostle: "You don't."

[rare fulcrum]

I mean if you don't want to use sleep you can use bleed or frost, any especially bulky spirit summon is also a good idea

[uncut spindle]

2 pursuers in ds2 be like

[signal knot]

I only beat them last time by using the sword of night and flame

[rare fulcrum]

I've killed them with a few different things now but my most used is probably the monks flameblade

[vital cypress]

0ne can become a helicopter on command and endulf himself with black flames beacoming a flaming tornado helicopter thing and the other mf just decides he wants to turn into a giant ass wheel and crush you to death. both of thggem have projectiles. and after a couple of minutes keeping distance will be impossible cus OF COURSE THEY CAN DESTROY THE PILLARS

[gleaming delta]

i find being teamed on by bosses very annoying

[vital cypress]

agreed

[lunar rose]

Dodge

[gleaming delta]

🤨

[remote yarrow]

:troll:

[potent thistle]

🤔

[crystal terrace]

be not afraid

[lunar rose]

simp AND because she is the only oone with good intentions

[sleek gazelle]

ok simp

[royal sinew]

I joined ranni for the extra biomes

[sleek gazelle]

Ok simp

[royal sinew]

I only simp for torrent

[sleek gazelle]

Stay away from my dog

[royal sinew]

Nah horses only
Fr Torrents ass shake making me act up🤜🥩

[sleek gazelle]

😟

[royal sinew]

🤤😩

[verbal seal]

It does what now
It's making you what

[royal sinew]

Nothing....

[verbal seal]

Ok

[royal sinew]

😳

[coral rover]

or to get blaidd's stuff 🥶😈

[next abyss]

alot of players also want to be railed by blaidd aswell

[wicked oxide]

A counter as golden as Godrick

[teal blade]

Oh god

[pseudo oyster]

Yall, is it okay if I post my nsfw Morgott fanfiction in here? It’s 95% smut but the story is good also.

[verbal seal]

I'm intrigued yet horrified. and also no probably not.

[royal sinew]

Yeah its ok

[warped wagon]

oh look, its james cordon!

[royal sinew]

Lmao

[wooden sandal]

Yes

[tranquil grove]

DM it to me i need to know

[royal sinew]

💀

[chilly lagoon]

Same

[teal blade]

He’s perfect

[royal sinew]

Send it in the chat
Mods dont come here

[torn crane]

Your W H A T ?

[royal sinew]

Someone sent maliketh fanart here yesterday

[pseudo oyster]

Fixing typos atm, there’s quite a few

[royal sinew]

Alright 💀

[pseudo oyster]

My nsfw Morgott fanfiction 🥺

[royal sinew]

😵🙏

[royal sinew]

This is why abortion is legal

[sacred pendant]

💀 hes cool and all but..

[iron carbon]

By the pope!

[muted arch]

👍

[brittle kiln]

Best helmet in the game

[iron carbon]

100%

here's another pic

[prime badger]

What chest piece is that?

[sleek gazelle]

No

[iron carbon]

tree surcoat

[prime badger]

Send on

Send on dms

[sleek gazelle]

No such thing as a good fan fiction

[sacred pendant]

👍🏻

[dull mortar]

what the fck am i witnessing

[muted arch]

👍

[sacred pendant]

🦣😏

[muted arch]

😭 🥱

[sacred pendant]

🧥😼

[muted arch]

🍜 🤨

[prime badger]

Pls I need to see it

[sacred pendant]

📸🗿

[muted arch]

🌴 🔥

[dull mortar]

this is blasphemy against the golden order

[muted arch]

[prime badger]

F*ck the Golden order

All my homies hate the Golden orddr

[sacred pendant]

😭 u got me there

[muted arch]

🕴️

[tribal owl]

what the hell is this

[sacred pendant]

🗜️

[muted arch]

🩰

[sacred pendant]

🧱

[muted arch]

🚼

[tribal owl]

🤰🏿

[sacred pendant]

🎚️

[dull mortar]

for the love of God stfu

[muted arch]

[tribal owl]

🐁

[sacred pendant]

⌛

[sacred pendant]

🧺

[tribal owl]

🍊

[sacred pendant]

🦤🛖

[muted arch]

🔪 🩸

[sacred pendant]

🔪 🩸

[austere tangle]

🧔‍♀️

[buoyant fox]

🤱

[muted arch]

😜

[dull mortar]

Here is a picture of my dog so I can redeem myself

[muted arch]

👍 ❤️

[buoyant fox]

😝 \

[tribal owl]

📸