elden-fun

[sinful obsidian]

The stuff u be crafting and making you're character eat

[last dune]

Blaidd do got it tho.

[dusk turret]

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

[rare fulcrum]

Who?

[gilded flame]

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

[rare fulcrum]

Ahhhhhh ty homie

[gleaming delta]

Wait who is that?

[dusk turret]

Isshin, the Sword Saint

[rare fulcrum]

What? I thought it was Super Mario from Super Mario :/

[gleaming delta]

Oh I thought it was genji

[dusk turret]

Maidenless behavior

[heady silo]

yo anyone wanna give me a uchigatana im on ps4 i dont really know how thus works i need 2 for my build, i started samurai so can i find the other in that ine spot or no

[gleaming delta]

Hey bud a bit late but

Margit is designed to teach you a few things
Rolling backward away from him is never a good idea
Pay attention to his swing timings
Roll into his hammer

[heady silo]

yo cna anyone hell

[gleaming delta]

One or two hits and then back to defense play

[remote moat]

The most important mechanics for Margit is to learn to not panic roll, and to learn spacing

[gleaming delta]

Yeah I meant to mention panic rolling

[glad trail]

Ignore all mechanics or teaching, spec 99 into strength and faith respectfully. When your faith in the lord does not prevail you will find beating a shriveled old man to be the next best option.

[gleaming delta]

Yummiest food in Australia

[sinful obsidian]

U wanna drink what that too?

[kind whale]

potion

[valid jackal]

elden ring breaks my mouse, it straight up made it so I can't click

[hollow pendant]

Damn glad u didnt play sekiro then ur rmb would have ripped right off

[valid jackal]

I did play sekiro

it's elden ring in particular

[tall charm]

Scarlet rot

[gilded radish]

@chilly belfry No screenshots of DMs, It's breach of privacy + opening a door to potential bullying/harassment. Please refrain from posting these in the future.

[chilly belfry]

I understand but it’s not a DM, it’s a message from gen chat. I simply reposted it in another channel. No harm intended.

[gilded radish]

Gotcha, but same thing.
No screenshots of messages saying "haha look at this guy" please

[young torrent]

Florida when it’s a Tornado

[rich geode]

TRUEEE

[patent cliff]

IKR

[meager slate]

lmao

[buoyant copper]

people in general talking about pvp meta meanwhile im just dual wielding whatever the strongest thing in my loadout is

[lunar owl]

Anyone else drinking dm meeee I’m bored

[young torrent]

Me when I’m on shrooms

[patent cliff]

Me on the perc 30

[young torrent]

Elden ring bosses on 1HP

[young torrent]

But why rip off his skin though

[rustic wadi]

probably warrior tradition

[gleaming delta]

not on pc, i have it on my ps4

[young torrent]

Mfs who use bloodhound step

[tulip remnant]

my game

[pure olive]

@everyone build this 1948,922 blue corner r/place we can do it

[umbral berry]

I’m in

[gilded radish]

That got me wheezing
this is way too accurate lmao

[gilded radish]

aaaay that's my OC meme!

[forest venture]

What's the fastest speed run to understanding the lore of the game?

[austere barn]

Wiki,probably

[gleaming delta]

😍

[coarse falcon]

orbit

[austere barn]

The niko avocado armor

[coarse falcon]

outlaw homunculism

[clever gate]

this game man i come across a mineshaft in the mountain of the giants expecting another Crystal boss you know like easy kill might aswell and i get to the boss door surpirising high up in the mineshaft usually its at the bottom and i go in see a huge ass room and THIS BIG MF CELESTIAL DEMONIC DRAGONFLY SPAWNS and i start crying since he is unbelievable huge and scary

[gleaming delta]

The dude who thinks we left the corporeal realm everytime we leave??

[hollow ember]

melina wants the sauce

[river cloud]

team Radahn amiright

[slim kestrel]

I didnt know Greyll had phase 2

[limpid storm]

“Be wary of regret”

[gloomy crane]

Prophet be like.

[viscid drift]

Well the selfless heroism of the cleanrot knights is also worth note as the reason they are hunched over and leaning in their scythes is because they are dying of scarlet rot. They continue to fight against radahn’s army even when they are certain to die reguardless of the battle’s result

[tired seal]

you almost guessed my real nickname

[sacred pendant]

wth is this skull spot

[timid widget]

20 seconds.

[chilly cave]

Hat

[tame bolt]

thank you fromsoftware i almost couldnt tell

[dire mortar]

no only the hot female archers will remain

[sacred pendant]

what

[hot nacelle]

maybe she is sleeping

[lone vigil]

Let SHAW consume your flesh

[rich cape]

My man looks like he got photoshopped in

[sonic eagle]

carrot

[rich cape]

Egg

[sonic eagle]

ham

[rich cape]

Cheese

[sonic eagle]

bread

[rich cape]

Milk 😮‍💨

[sonic eagle]

potatoes

banana

[sonic eagle]

strawberries

[rich cape]

Segs

[dusk turret]

Miquella's just straight up died after realizing what Mohg was going to do with him

[analog moss]

vision of regrets...

[sour dock]

the blood from mohg's attack probably came from the Ayyy nal sessions of mohg and miquella

[dusk turret]

fr fr? 😳

[alpine cipher]

Is that reddit's new mascot?

[strange reef]

Probably

[tardy folio]

Anyone have any extra scavengers curved sword?

[gleaming delta]

bleed build is NOT fine it should nerfed asap... "hardest" boss in the game died to flies

[gleaming delta]

btw about mimic tear it nerfed to oblivion its not the best one atm

[meager cloud]

Still better than 80% of other summons

[willow aurora]

not the best...but far from oblivion, probably still top 3 but def top 5

[unique kindle]

Ehhh my mimic is still better than tiche when i go bonk build. Just sometimes he does dumb things

[gleaming delta]

yeah totally agree because of some usage of items but its nowhere near best atm

[gleaming delta]

yeah exactly Ai feels like the worst ai in the game thats why i called it nerfed to oblivion

[unique kindle]

Yeah like he does go full pants down to pee mode but that just adds character to my mimic

[silk birch]

I don't have some of these but I still feel attacked

[high coyote]

Where is the white mask

And the talismans

[dire mortar]

blood letting to heal the rot

[alpine cipher]

Int builds are for weak people ngl

[inner locust]

we do a little bit of trolling 😎

[inner locust]

taking the lift didnt despawn him (or his health bar at least)

[gleaming delta]

lmao

[worthy knot]

me feeding my mimic tear ghost glowwort (he loves it)

[alpine cipher]

Based... so fvcking based

[clear dragon]

Asmongold and 130k viewers are creating pot friend on r/place canvas, come help us!

[real merlin]

Where the funny

[dusk turret]

Melina burning

[sleek gazelle]

am i close to the end

[dusk turret]

You still have easily 20 hours left

[sleek gazelle]

good i was afraid

also im afraid George will have them patch in more dragons lol

[dusk turret]

You are in for a surprise

[gleaming delta]

It’s called big brain. Ik u don’t understand it

[rare fulcrum]

It is trying to get me to join a covenant

[opaque marsh]

The ppl who use exploits in pvp and crap can die in a hole

[velvet fable]

What about pve exploits?

[forest oak]

I've beaten the game twice now and still feel it

[plain locust]

Me in Elden Ring

[ornate pond]

Damn you can see the gnome before clicking that

[primal knot]

Yo I visited Vulcano Manor irl today

[mental ingot]

Praise the Dung Eater

[mortal violet]

lmao your name and you play dota?? are we the same person

[primal knot]

LMAOOOOO

[main cypress]

Perphaps, do you also happen to play terraria

[wild fractal]

wtf?

[sullen chasm]

The elden beast wouldn’t fight back is that supposed to happen

[deft relic]

did you use summons?

[sullen chasm]

Yeah but it didn’t attack my summons either

[deft relic]

they can make elden beasts ai freeze, a bug used in speedrunning often

[sullen chasm]

I see thank you

[neat hill]

asking, I am

[mortal violet]

does minecraft count

[main cypress]

Yes

[sullen chasm]

Also how on earth

[gleaming delta]

You can do it to Radagon too right

[mortal violet]

marry me

[gritty patio]

ok

[main cypress]

Alright

[dusty bridge]

That's objectively the normal stats tho

[rare steeple]

How

[mortal violet]

whats ur mmr

[main cypress]

Lets not talk about that

[mortal violet]

i wont judge, i have friends that are low heralds/guardians

[main cypress]

Im guardian 5, and play half my games in ability draft

[mortal violet]

thats not horrible. im surprised you can find an ability draft match tbh. i thought the game mode was dead

[main cypress]

Not even close, the discord server has close to 1000 members and tournaments with dedicated teams

Average que is 2-8 minuted depending on time of day

[mortal violet]

Dang. Well if you need a fifth or something, lemme know. I could probably fill. I'm ancient 4ish. but I can throw away my morals and smurf if youd like

[main cypress]

Aight

[last dune]

Meanwhile, me who did an entire solo playthrough of a previous game who just wants to take my time on the game and enjoy it... but still only ever really summoning for, like, three or four bosses. XD

[gritty patio]

tablet kids be like

[opaque marsh]

Elden ring Skeletons be like

[errant portal]

You’ll forever be Maidenless

[mortal violet]

im gay af ofc i will be lol

[languid widget]

hey men can be maidens too dammit

can't spell maiden without m, e, n

[viscid drift]

This but it’s actually an objectively good build

Only a fool wouldn’t do the doot

[dusty bridge]

So it doesn't exist because creativity is something this community doesn't do outside of duels?

[viscid drift]

Blobfish looking mf

[viscid drift]

What are you saying? I said the envoy horn is good

[main cypress]

Plenty of people use that horn lol

[chrome tinsel]

that nickname 💀

[main cypress]

What about it

[dusty bridge]

I said creativity

[opaque marsh]

Everyone uses meta bleed and I'm tired of it or one hit madness and worst of all exploits also not to mentions the campers

[chrome tinsel]

very good nickname.

[chrome tinsel]

me who uses scarlet rot + bleed + frost + lightning + poison

[viscid drift]

It’s relatable

[raven mural]

Anyone who pvp is obese

[calm merlin]

Anyone who plays video games is obese

[cursive karma]

Whaaaa

[calm merlin]

Exposed.

[cursive karma]

I only gained 20lbs geez

[opaque marsh]

The you are just all of the bad

[cursive karma]

Lemme alone

[torn rose]

i just cheesed the misbegotten warrior and crucible knight duo boss

[chrome tinsel]

It’s not actually that great but it’s fun

[tawdry pebble]

Something tells me that is an edited pic...

[north elm]

lol

[haughty knoll]

Maidenmenless?

[haughty knoll]

Love your name <3

[alpine cipher]

gotta get a big brain to compensate for your noodle appendages

[heady pelican]

🙂

[gilded radish]

Suggestive/NSFW medias are not allowed on this server.
I deleted them but please refrain from posting these in the future.

[worthy knot]

white mask varre or something idk

[south grotto]

Looking for help with morgott pc

[dusk turret]

Everyone sleeping on Latenna

[serene kraken]

@gleaming goblet is this where you live?

[gleaming goblet]

LMFAO

[glad badger]

I play luje that now and the game is hard for my xD

[keen violet]

Hop schwiiz

[glad trail]

How.

Answer me

[languid widget]

lol

[opaque marsh]

Thank u

[buoyant pilot]

What is even happening here

[viscid drift]

Can we talk about how badass the cleanrot knights are?

[viscid drift]

At first I thought they were just big zombie monsters, but after figured out the cleanrot soldiers are actually just people, they have earned my deepest respect

And the fact that they fought in the shattering, despite withering away from the inside due to scarlet rot as they did so. Even weaponizing their affliction in the form of spewing scarlet rot from their mouths like dragon breath

Selflessness for their cause, they would die regardless of the battle’s outcome and yet they still warred against ||general Radahn|| in his prime

And the story of ||Cleanrot Knight Finlay|| who literally carried ||Malenia|| all the way back from the battle of aeonia to the ||haligtree|| while, might I remind you, rotting away from scarlet rot

[bleak mirage]

Radahn was eating their bodies and shooting the spears they impaled in his back lmfao

[real merlin]

Cleanrot knights and Radahn based

[bleak mirage]

Everytime I think about it he's so big their spears are arrows thats the craziest part

[viscid drift]

As Alexander said, the greatest warriors of all

Also it’s a neat detail that the reason they walk like zombies leaning on their scythes and spears is because their rot has progressed since the battle and they are literally falling apart

[viscid drift]

Radahn is at least a responsible horse owner

[bleak mirage]

Cleanrots must have known they would have died just by being near malenia due to scarlet rot

[viscid drift]

They did

But they were dedicated and selfless.

[wraith cargo]

this mf did not hold back

[faint harbor]

get some more sacred tears cause that flask isnt healing much

[wraith cargo]

i beat him a while ago i just thought the clip was funny

[next abyss]

he put all his might into that swing

[sage rover]

Giant dad build when

[steady topaz]

Just need to find the right equipment

[main cypress]

blaidd armor for giant daddy build

[dusk turret]

Ah hell naw 💀
Cheat Engine doinb the funny

[wanton sigil]

Why why would someone do this

[daring jolt]

fromsoft really made a weapon that looks like the cheat engine logo and gave it the ability to proc curse

[dusk turret]

To do some trolling

[wanton sigil]

How do i get it

[dusk turret]

Castle Sol, Church of the Eclipse grace

[wanton sigil]

Huh

[fickle rose]

Dog

[smoky sparrow]

is it normal that the dragon's head still there even after I defeated Godrick the grafted?

[main cypress]

it grew back

[smoky sparrow]

no

[simple mirage]

I remember that happened to me when I first beat Godrick. His second phase never started for some reason and the head remained intact.

[smoky sparrow]

thats what happened yea

[simple mirage]

I remember Godrick did his phase 2 version of the falling axe slash and the stronger axe shockwave move but that’s about it

[languid widget]

that's weird that the game kept the dragon consistent

[gleaming delta]

Pretty sure it's a bug, I had it happen on my first playthrough

[glad trail]

I think it’s a very rare encounter where you manage to interrupt him accidentally cutting off his arm, because I got the same Situation

[echo moon]

Casually afking in the Radahn boss fight

[simple mirage]

Ah

[silver yoke]

imagine cheesing a boss that got nerfed

[blissful geode]

I can proudly say I 1v1d pre nerf radahn

But why did they nerf radahn and not the nightmare that is malania

[echo moon]

It's a little something called "Having Fun"

[errant nebula]

damn no wonder Radagon left Rennalla

[silver yoke]

cheessing a boss is fun?

[zealous ledge]

Elden ring DLC Leak

[bold yew]

Most of my boss fights summed up

[languid widget]

lol

[indigo torrent]

bro what level are you got like 400 FP and like 1900 health and u still havent beaten draconic sentinel

[brave garnet]

I love leaks

[tranquil urchin]

It's that easy to become a black person

[unique ermine]

Yes,stop watching fictional women.

[heady pelican]

🙂

[dark rain]

Me killing mobs in new game +

[delicate anvil]

Forgot sorry

[dark rain]

Forgor

[patent cliff]

TRUE

[silk prawn]

why would game need DLC?

[gilded flame]

game good so dlc big good

[wheat hearth]

FromSoft DLCs almost always eclipse their base games with quality

I'm still vaguely salty we never got a proper Sekiro DLC when they had so much they could've explored

Also love the meme I've recently been getting into Tye Taylor vids lmao

[gilded radish]

Me testing my respec on the Gatefront soldiers

[rose apex]

The fact that Elon Musk tweeted this is just so funny

[full hawk]

The fact that I can identify with this is horrible💀

[rose apex]

💀

I think we all can

[sacred lynx]

I love the stupid face the guys making

[digital perch]

🥺

[neat summit]

Mr. Epstein, the FBI is onto us!

Inshallah the light of Allah shall touch the souls of all the infidels outside the walls of Leyndell(Mecca)

[rustic kayak]

met kratos

[warped cliff]

How dare you post such blasphemy

[hearty snow]

The masculine urge to roleplay as Patches and accept summon requests only to quit the moment everyone enters the boss room

[neat summit]

Cope

[warped cliff]

I don’t get it

[neat summit]

I'm calling you a poop eater

[neat summit]

💀🤌

[neat summit]

Surprised he didn't say Israel

[teal osprey]

Stitches is better

[warped cliff]

Does this apply to Wolfenstein players?

[neat summit]

Yes

[kind whale]

No for Wolfenstein players it's when they have to fight anything that isn't German

[warped cliff]

Fallout new Vegas is an S tier game btw @teal osprey

[neat summit]

Its a joke dumb dumb

[warped cliff]

Doesn’t mean it was a good one

[neat summit]

Id call you something more offensive but this server doesn't even allow minor swearing

[kind whale]

Ass

[kind whale]

It allows for the word "ass". Probably so players can comment on when and how they got their ass kicked

[neat summit]

Ass face

[gleaming delta]

If you like
[soulsborne] you should try [medically transitioning]

[teal osprey]

Me when hell is said

[kind whale]

If you like modern day cod you should try therapy

[neat summit]

If you like [bleed builds] you should try [window cleaner]

[kind whale]

If you like oxygen you should try H2o

[gleaming delta]

I played dark souls 1 on release
Now look at me
I'm a girl
A woman
A damn girl

[kind whale]

How could this happen

[neat summit]

Biologically?

[teal osprey]

Estrogen

[gleaming delta]

Estrogen

[kind whale]

He ate the impossible whopper smh

[neat summit]

So no

[teal osprey]

The trans burger

@neat summit
Estrogen is biological so yeah

[gleaming delta]

I'm a woman my friend :)

[left barn]

why did my message get instantly deleted, jesse

[gleaming delta]

I used the coffin now I'm a soulsborne enthusiast and also have to take my pills every day

[kind whale]

I agree with you mate but this is like the worst possible server to talk about that stuff lol

[neat summit]

I know

[kind whale]

We all just humble gamers here, we all the same in this domain

[neat summit]

If I get banned ill just make an alt. I have one specifically for souls discords .

[gleaming delta]

Trans pride worldwide

[coarse lance]

have you guys heard of this game called "elder ring" or something? my son wants it for his birthday and I'm just a dark souls 2 Speedrunner

[kind whale]

The elder ring eh? He wants your grand dad's wedding ring

[coarse lance]

the old ring

[left barn]

Jesse, Jesse! what was in that chest, jesse!

[coarse lance]

eldest of rings

[gleaming delta]

🏳️‍⚧️ wee hoo 🏳️‍⚧️

[kind whale]

God I would love to see a documentary about all the conversations George and Miyazaki had when developing the lore and writing, there has to be so many moments like these from each side

[neat summit]

Moonveil users when they see an unsucked penis

[neat summit]

🇸🇦 wee hoo 🇸🇦

[kind whale]

dunno what flag that is but that's funny

[gleaming delta]

Yo Saudi Arabia is wee hooing? Let's go!

[coarse lance]

I used 2 emojis what the heck

[gleaming delta]

What did you try to wee hoo

[coarse lance]

pirate flag

[gleaming delta]

Pirates are wee hooing?! Based, let's goooo!

[kind whale]

How do you do the wee hoo double flag thing

[coarse lance]

why didn't it work

[neat summit]

This server was made with the worst possible choices. 30 second slow mode, no swearing for a server regarding an M rated game, thats actually about it but those are still too many issues. I can't articulate my sentences as well without cursing

[gleaming delta]

🏳️‍⚧️ wee hoo 🏳️‍🌈

[kind whale]

The no swearing thing makes sense as instead of putting a warning or anything they just delete it to send the message, we can still use some words but it helps to prevent people from acting like children. I kinda like it. The slow mode is ridiculous tho

[coarse lance]

I'm going to get banned on purpose

[neat summit]

People being toxic is just part of the souls games

[proud wave]

you mean discord? and the ''server'' is not made by fromsoft themself. so even fi the game is M rated. the '''server''owner can choice whatever they want as the rules

[gleaming delta]

It's only as slow as my estrogen addled brain

[kind whale]

It shouldn't be but it is

[neat summit]

I know, its dumb. Partnered servers usually suck

[kind whale]

Why are you still talking about that, that was like 7 mins ago or something

[neat summit]

I hope it stays, I love exchanging insults with the person I'm pvping with

[proud wave]

you know how to exit this ''server'' . than go ? i dont see why you bring this up? just to troll and argue i suppose. aswell. being toxic is NOT a part of the game., and shouldnt be allowed

[gleaming delta]

Because I was making a joke about slow mode
🇦🇺 wee hoo 🇺🇸

[neat summit]

Cope.

Being toxic has been a part of the series since demons souls

[gleaming delta]

I think people should be nice

[kind whale]

If it's not allowed then people are going to subjectively create their own biased version of toxicity ranging from holding someone's game hostage to simply using rivers of blood in pvp, it's not going to be fair and would subconsciously and unfortunately do more harm than good. Best we can do is hope people grow up, but tbh it is a bit fun sometimes to partake in the devious acts

[proud wave]

that means we have to continue it?

[dapper agate]

prob because of the estrogen

[neat summit]

People should be nice, but if people are too nice people don't become humble enough, and then when someone insults them in the slightest they lose it

[proud wave]

so thats why there made such rules. to stop the toxic

[neat summit]

In concentration, yes.

[gleaming delta]

What're you sayin, toothy dude
Any nicers in chat

[gleaming delta]

I got a few maidens dude it's great

[warped cliff]

I don’t get it

[gleaming delta]

ass

[neat summit]

The biggest problem is that the people who think the toxicity should go are the people that can't handle it. If I invade someone and he calls me a slur, I won't care. I won't report him. I won't care because I'd do the same thing with just as little hesitation. Me and him both know its just a game and that it doesn't affect us in the slightest.

[proud wave]

so you say. that we should allowed to call people names? being toxic? and that we should do as if its normal ?

[neat summit]

Yep

[proud wave]

yea some people think different

[neat summit]

Literally. If those things had feelings I'd hurt them as much as I could.

[gleaming delta]

I want toxic people out not because I'm a fragile lil butterfly but because toxic people rage the hardest and it's cathartic to watch

[proud wave]

toxic shouldnt be NORMAL. thats why it has to go

[neat summit]

Ok. Thats their choice. It doesn't affect me and I don't care. Think what you will, hold your own opinion.

[neat summit]

Exactly. The toxicity goes both ways, the people who don't want it and can't handle it and those who don't really care and can't handle it.

[wheat hearth]

I treat toxicity as a prescription treatment. If I don't get in one boss invasion a day I'll devolve mentally

[proud wave]

what about the people that can handle it. but dont want it ?

[haughty lagoon]

[neat summit]

Exactly. Its just a part of the game. If it isn't happening to you you aren't getting the full experience.

[gleaming delta]

It's so fun to think about how toxic angry people would react to a ban screen

[dapper agate]

he just wants to say the n word' its really not complex or deep lo

[proud wave]

naah. everybody that think toxic is ''normal'' live in a fantasy world

[neat summit]

If they don't want it they can't handle it. If you've been playing the souls games since demons souls you'd know that this has been a staple in the series. They wouldn't be the same games without it.

[dapper agate]

i didnt say it was normal

[warped cliff]

I want Malania to crush my head in between her thighs

[neat summit]

Literally a fantasy game set in a fantasy world.

[proud wave]

thats not what i ask. i ask. what about the people that dont want it but can handle it

[dapper agate]

vibes

[neat summit]

I've been playing souls games since kings field, and I have yet to meet anyone like that.

[warped cliff]

Indeed 🤝

[wheat hearth]

FromSoft toxic is just ballbusting with extra steps. Souls players are one big frat house and the worst meta slave builds are just hazing

[gleaming delta]

My best friend when I was a teen was that sort of person and I would always grin when he got banned from games because I knew he'd break either his keyboard or controller

Pro-toxicity people fascinate me

[proud wave]

i can handle it fine. but i dont think its the right way to treath people. so i am someone that can handle it. but dont want it

[neat summit]

King detected. 🤝

[tidal halo]

Anyone got a spare beastmans curved sword on pc?

[wheat hearth]

Man of culture

[dapper agate]

im tryna know DaFeet

[gleaming delta]

I'm in that boat too @proud wave my skin is impenetrable but I'd still rather the mosquitoes squashed

[neat summit]

Okay? I should care why? It's your opinion. You have yours i have mine.

[proud wave]

i just think its unrespectfull. to be toxic.

[warped cliff]

Swag detected 🤝 @neat summit @wheat hearth

[neat summit]

Chaos

[teal osprey]

🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️

[neat summit]

The power of Allah shall protect me 🙏

[dapper agate]

best ass i saw in all the lands between

[warped cliff]

I just want fren

[haughty lagoon]

Oof

[neat summit]

Best girl is black knife tiche

Need my 8 foot tall goth gf

[kind whale]

Black knife tichhe is a girl? I thought all the black knives were dudes

[neat summit]

Thank God she isn't.

[kind whale]

Oh damn so tiche was the one that killed godwyn? That's awesome

[neat summit]

Weakest flame of frenzy ending enjoyer

[warped cliff]

Cultured one

[neat summit]

Dex nerds should be deported to losersville

[kind whale]

Mfw dex users are shunned because they don't want to hurl around a giant slow sword and instead want to be nimble and fast

[earnest epoch]

its not dex, just katanas overall - nerf bleed(and moonveil)

[neat summit]

Ok bleed build user

The only acceptable character to cosplay from anime in a souls game is Guts.

[kind whale]

My current character has a build based entirely around the giant guts sword with scoreseal talismans to increase damage I take and maximize damage output so that I am entirely a glass canon with a slow but heavy hitting sword. Literal opposite of bleed user

[neat summit]

Ok, I stand corrected. Keep chadding on my fellow strength chad

[warped cliff]

I have like 40 dex and I like using colossal swords like the god slayer great sword

[haughty lagoon]

Rivers of blood go brrrr

[neat summit]

Get a life you basic loser

[earnest epoch]

i love bloodhound fang i wish it had no bloodloss buildup

[neat summit]

Based

[kind whale]

That doesn't mean I don't use dex, I have a character with a bleed/frost build that I made entirely on my own, doesn't use rivers of blood or moonveil, blade of malenia and nagakiba which I just like more through actually experimenting with what I like instead of following a YouTube tutorial. I'm going to make a character with a build of every type

[warped cliff]

Blood loss should probably be like a slow tik damage

[earnest epoch]

bloodloss shouldn't be %hp dmg lol

[neat summit]

Bleed is the least interesting build since its just hitting something till a bar fills up and does damage

[haughty lagoon]

But then it would be basically posion

[warped cliff]

Ye

[kind whale]

Least frost is more interactive, whack them until you get a frost proq so you do more damage, then swap to your heavy hitter and whale on em until they recover

[neat summit]

Good. Get a more unique build you melvin

[warped cliff]

Elden heist

[kind whale]

Has anybody unironically made a poison build in elden ring

[earnest epoch]

where is the miracle build OLD MAN

[neat summit]

No, but I'm doing a trumpet bard build

[kind whale]

I feel like poison on elden ring bosses would be as effective as trying to kill orphan of kos with poison

[earnest epoch]

i cheesed commander niall with ezykes' decay

scarlet rot counts as a poison, its just incredible hard to land in pvp unless ur vs stands still

[kind whale]

Reminding me that I have to kill him again so I can get to malenia except now I have to do it with a slow weapon

[warped cliff]

Personally I’m more of an 8 foot buff gf that could easily break my spine if she chose. or even perhaps a mixture of the two

[neat summit]

BRO SAME

[earnest epoch]

throw at him ezykes' decay twice and run circles, when it expires repeat ez

his phase 2 is cool but phase 1 is DS2 level of boss design

[neat summit]

Me when the moonveil user runs out of mana and has to fight me legit, only to die immediately the second my radahn swords touch his frail body, atrophied from hiding in holes all day

[kind whale]

Where's the comedy

[warped cliff]

I’m smarter than that

[silk birch]

@teal osprey is your name legit?

[warped cliff]

But seriously what is the point of ruptured crystal tiers

[kind whale]

We are in danger

[warped cliff]

He’s on the search for the people that put him in that cage

[warped cliff]

Really!

[warped cliff]

Who else wants Malania to crush their head in between her thighs?

[silk birch]

The meme funny.

[warped cliff]

It’s funny because it’s true

[civic glade]

When you are just lucky enofe to survive to land the last hit

[silk birch]

Honestly at start of the game that whole area is bad. But it gets really epic when you level and fight these goons.

[warped cliff]

Cultured one

[rapid compass]

I am Jailbait

[vague nebula]

bro why do they call this iron virgin💀

bro theres an iron maiden

[lost marlin]

Wait, THAT'S what they're called?

[willow surge]

metal gear solid dung eater

[nimble basalt]

My friend keeps calling it the virgin abductor

[warped cliff]

Bruh

[rocky marten]

I call it the annoying thing

[nimble basalt]

Vroom bot

[daring jolt]

i think they're called virgin abductors

[gleaming delta]

no their called the abductor virgins

[warm timber]

gotta love that CIA psychic terrorism tranny posters

[warped wagon]

i used a mimic and got her first try

which felt like I cheated the game tbh

[blissful geode]

God morgott has to be ashamed of mohg

[left spruce]

I ended up beating her with 2 other players, and I suspect some magic happened coz she started phase 2 at like 20% health after the cutscene

[warped wagon]

huh🤔

[blissful geode]

She always starts phase 2 missing like 20% of her health

[left spruce]

In this case she was missing 80% or more

[blissful geode]

Weird

[left spruce]

Very. Not sure if to be happy that I get to move on, or sad that I learnt nothing about the fight 🤣

[blissful geode]

Ya you kinda skipped the hardest boss in the game. My first run I didn’t summon for any boss her included and damn she was a nightmare

[left spruce]

Yeah she savaged me 20+ times this morning, half of those because despite knowing exactly what will happen when she hovers in the air, I still get caught staring like an idiot instead of running away like a man

[blissful geode]

Waterfall dance wouldn’t be nearly as bs if it just didn’t let her cover the whole damn room with it

I hate that about her that she just closes the distance from the other side of the damn room

[unique kindle]

Run away till third flurry, roll towards her and behind her

[blissful geode]

I know I’ve killed her solo but the move is still bs

[left spruce]

That’s a Sekiro move in a Big Dark Souls game and I don’t like it

[orchid bronze]

satan

[gleaming delta]

Hail Satan

[willow hare]

There's already a slow dot and a fast dot

[pearl rampart]

Chadahn keeps winning

[solar glade]

Killed the boss at the beginning of the game and got the golden swords. They're not very good though.

[torn crane]

Let's be real,does anyone even intentionally skip optional bosses?

[mossy sparrow]

closest call i had my entire playthru

[orchid bronze]

absolute panic

[mossy sparrow]

i was a dumbass and took a bleed build into elden beast 😬

[warped wagon]

do people actually find this funny?

[cold oasis]

Talk about a close call

[hoary ice]

i do

because im lazy

[orchid bronze]

An Accord

[hoary ice]

[errant nebula]

yea baby!!!! lets gooooooooo

[thorn frost]

Legit farming

[gleaming delta]

.... Well someone has maidens....

[errant nebula]

2/3 of the time is afk farming.

[thorn frost]

How u afk farm in game you have to play to get exp

[errant nebula]

kill the sleeping dudes with relic sword and then respawn at grace, repeat

[static hull]

Rennala and the Fire giant lol

[gleaming delta]

I am still at the bit with my Alt where I am just murdin the burds to get my dude passingly strong enough to kill everything with fist weapons

The theme of the character is that he kills gods with his fists

[fiery lion]

Caestus are actually legit. The charge attack is fast and inflicts tons of stagger

[last dune]

do not
lewd
The Wolf.

[gleaming delta]

i do O:))

[last dune]

Y e s s

[jade hazel]

All the Black Knives are girls.

[cerulean echo]

black knife harem dlc?

[jade hazel]

That’d be… dangerous.

[gleaming delta]

UwU maidenwess boi.

[wintry harness]

[last dune]

free the timdie

[jade hazel]

Nope.

Denied.

[hybrid grail]

I think the more reasonable thing to say would be "because its indecent to undress" or something

[last dune]

Then why can Type A be free chested?

[hybrid grail]

Cuz it has tits, doesn't matter what it identifies as, it's indecent

[last dune]

But both have breasts, just different shaped breasts.

[last dune]

🏳️‍⚧️

[chilly belfry]

This flag just looks like a fruit roll up.
(Pun not intended)

[hybrid grail]

Ideally nobody should walk around without a shirt, it's indecent

[last dune]

I... really do not see why walking around with out a shirt on is indecent. XD
It's just skin, mate. Tis not the 1600's anymore. lol

[hollow beacon]

🏳️‍⚧️

[last dune]

Naaah mate, me and my pa are quite close and I myself may be a father someday. Or mother. or something, idk, idc, I just wish to raise loving individuals who spread the Lord's word of love.

[chilly belfry]

That’s a personal opinion that no one else cares about though

[last dune]

True. XD

[last dune]

:D

[hollow beacon]

:D

[gleaming delta]

Dam playing warframe

[last dune]

lol, yeah, forgot to yoink the free weap slots for the anniversary so I decided to hop on.

[hybrid grail]

Coomers trying to justify why they should have their characters tits out...

[last dune]

Why doth thoust have no love for your own form? Enjoy the natural feeling of your skin being embraced by the delicate blanket of warm sunlight, tis rather enjoyable.

[gleaming delta]

We getting free slots?

[last dune]

Well, you can get free weapons, but you can get them each year and you sell the extras and get free slots from em. I forgot to do my first one this year (Twas a primary weapon) but I just did the secondary slot one and there will or was a melee one as well.

[chilly belfry]

What’s a coomer?

[last dune]

Lmao, believe what ya like, Brother, I am here to speak of not the word of man but the word of my Lord.

[gleaming delta]

I see what’s your main?

[last dune]

Inaros Prime cause I am hyper casual and enjoy being immortal. XD

[gleaming delta]

Bruhh super fun under lv 100

[chilly belfry]

Not really and I’m not justifying anything, I just think people judging others behavior as “indecent” is stupid in most cases. Your opinion and judgement really just isn’t as important as you think it is.

[teal osprey]

great we made cake last week and went to a movie as a family last weekend

[gleaming delta]

Lucky man

[teal osprey]

he is

[gleaming delta]

Dawg you are too

[last dune]

Lol, yeeee. And over Lvl 100 I am just recreating that MGR meme where the enemies are just wailing on me and I am just standing completely unphased. XD

Like, legit, my space fox + Inaros Prime + my Zaw designed to hunt Eidolons leaves me completely bloody immortal, especially to sentients cause I just take literally zero damage from them. XD

[gleaming delta]

Using adaptation would be overkill and an infected doggo to revive you when you die and it’s afk forevea time

[last dune]

Oh-ho-ho, Mate, if you knew what my Setup is. XD
In fact, Lemme show it off. lol
I'll DM it to ya' to not jam this memes channel with Warframe content. XD

[near helm]

yoo didnt hear of that game in like 3 years, have about 2k hours, super fun time tho

[gleaming delta]

It’s nice now except the micro transition mountain and bugs

[last dune]

Hehehehehe

[near helm]

i stoped playing after the second open world came out, too much to grind for very little payoff

[gleaming delta]

The 4th one is on its way if you still enjoy making builds warframe isn’t bad

[last dune]

If ya' meant Micro transactions, I was gonna say that they aren't really bad at all in Warframe, especially compared to other games, but I think you may mean litearlly the transition between certain areas. XD

[near helm]

i was always for endless runs, using loki/oberon,equinox, i mean loki is still my fav warframe czu melee on him go brrr

[near helm]

i actualy really like microtransactions i nwarframe, cuz they aint neccesary, and i like trading way too much XD

[last dune]

I, myself, am a big fan of hunting down the giant tough enemies in Warframe. I have a Zaw designed for hunting Eidolons. XD

[last dune]

Lol, Same, I love trading doggos.
I also recently had this thing where someone who used my refferal code suddenly bought a Lot of platinum which... I am not complaining about cause now I have weapon slots again. XD

[near helm]

i was like unairu wisp and 2-3-2 if i recall, and we spray away, but for me the game lost its charm, and riven market became way too toxic

[last dune]

Understandable. I mainly stick around for story and the hunt of big ol' monsters along with, well, me and my friends play a lot too.

although Riven stuff I am surprised hasn't dropped off due to Riven Slivers.

[rare jacinth]

Always a good strategy in Elden Ring when facing a boss lol

[gleaming delta]

"git gud"

[last dune]

Lmao

[main karma]

some... concerning responses to 🏳️‍⚧️ here lmao

[signal knot]

I Ii
II I_

[deft relic]

stick

[main karma]

staff of stick

[signal knot]

If you know, you know

[gleaming delta]

loss....

[dusk turret]

I will kill you and defile your corpse

[gleaming delta]

Defile me big curse dadddiiii hiyaaa

[dusk turret]

Wait I got one better

[last dune]

Indeed.

[last dune]

Loss

also, STICC!

[hybrid grail]

People who get off to things they shouldn't or get off way more often than they should in general

[gleaming delta]

Hail Satan.

If I want honey select souls by the flame I will have it

Yo can I use both the frenzied flame and the cursed mending rune?

[daring jolt]

this is what oklahomas panhandle is like

[hybrid grail]

Sadly no only one ending at a time

[gleaming delta]

Awww, I wanna inflict as much chaos and suffering as possible to the lands in between...

[ruby burrow]

me when i backup my save file to get every ending

[hybrid grail]

Fair enough

[alpine cipher]

But it's literally written by man, inspired by god. Calling it the lord's word is dishonest

[neon prawn]

Some league players with really beatiful names

[dusk turret]

I was craving the powerbomb from Godfrey
Even if that meant getting almost 1 shot

[spring rose]

...

[mellow pawn]

Oh they deleted my post :c

[pale current]

Slug cam

[mellow pawn]

Some maidenless tarnished is deleting the posts

[spring rose]

Why tho

[bitter prism]

Not Elden Ring related

[unique ermine]

Also godlike skins🥶

[buoyant pilot]

Are there any wizard hats beside the snow witch one and alberich's hat?

[mild yarrow]

Lol

[last dune]

My mans didn't jump to get out, tsk tsk.

[last dune]

Exactly.

[hybrid grail]

Most of the translations are inaccurate anyway, especially "a man shall not lay with another man"

[bitter prism]

I did notice some homophobic/transphobic behaviour earlier in the chat

The user I thought to be perpetrating it has been warned appropriately

Usually my mind is straight to ban with that sort of thing, but it was hard to tell what was going on

[hybrid grail]

Wait are u actually deleting any meme that isn't related to elden ring

[dusk turret]

A mimir

[bitter prism]

Yeah

It's in the channel description

[hybrid grail]

But all the elden ring memes have been reposted a million times now and most of them weren't funny to begin with

[bitter prism]

Gah agreed

Especially the one of Melina with the Honda Accord

[silver yoke]

it gets more funny the more u see it

[real merlin]

Most were okay or funny at first but they've been regurgitated way too much to be enjoyable, like among us

[last dune]

Oh, thank you, dear mod.

also, I can make some memes but it'll take a bit for me to find funny... a long while especially cause it's me. XD

[silver yoke]

maidenless^

[bitter prism]

No sweat! If it's any consolation, a few of them give me a good giggle before I have to remove them

[hybrid grail]

Hero class

[bitter prism]

I'll allow it

[last dune]

Ok, I laughed way too hard at this one. XD

[opaque marsh]

*bleed builds

[hybrid grail]

True lmfao but hero starts with the lowest int stat I believe

[opaque marsh]

Lowest vigor is sorcerer

[bitter prism]

ew

[orchid bronze]

i love that meme

[craggy rampart]

Why'd you delete it?

[neon prawn]

true

[bitter prism]

I should think it's self-explanatory

[craggy rampart]

No, not really

[orchid bronze]

does this count 🥺

[bitter prism]

NSFW

[silver yoke]

[real merlin]

Kek

[hybrid grail]

The word "sex" is nsfw??

[orchid bronze]

yes

[last dune]

I mean... Sex is NSFW. XD

[bitter prism]

[silver yoke]

woahhhh sex is nsfw, i thought that was just a way of living

[last dune]

XD

[hybrid grail]

So I can say "sex" but I can't put the word in a meme

[bitter prism]

I can mute you if you like

For equality's sake

[lapis coyote]

[silver yoke]

[hybrid grail]

I got ratio'd by a discord mod why live

[bitter prism]

🫂 It'll be okay

[last dune]

In other news,
Have an accurate representation of me powerstancing weapons in Elden Ring:

[signal knot]

10/10

[silver yoke]

me powerstancing with 99 strength

[last dune]

Lol, ayyyy

[dull mortar]

Dark souls 2 2

[hybrid grail]

The swords aren't big enough

[last dune]

True. lol

also, True. lol

[silver yoke]

i mean tbh ive used the same weapons up to ng+30

[hybrid grail]

I wish I had enough free time to play that much

[silver yoke]

i work 12 hr shifts, i can just beat the game easily

[lapis coyote]

Speed running

[silver yoke]

yesss sir

[last dune]

shpeeeeed

[silver yoke]

starscourge greatswords best swords

[hybrid grail]

Usually when I get home from track practice I just wanna sleep anyway lmfao

[silver yoke]

i feel u on that, i normally play vrchat for abit or jump on xbox for yugioh or elden ring

[bitter prism]

[hybrid grail]

I played vrchat way more than I'd like to admit over the summer 😭

[rotund pollen]

Who made this masterpiece

[silver yoke]

bruh its the same here

[bitter prism]

Hope you're well

[silver yoke]

jonkari p

[rotund pollen]

Thank you, a lot

[orchid bronze]

(nothing creepy)

[last dune]

mood tho. XD

[dull mortar]

This or nascent butterfly

[silver yoke]

im ngl i might be a dumbass but i only unlocked crafting when i beat the game

[lapis coyote]

Picking up items ??

[bitter prism]

Not to my recollection - I'll look em up

[dull mortar]

Same I didn't buy the crafting kit from kale until ng+

[silver yoke]

brooo i thought crafting got unlocked when u beat the game then i went to the first vendor and was like ohhhh

[bitter prism]

They're still in the server, just haven't messaged in a bit

[vivid apex]

i didnt use it at all

[silver yoke]

ya crafting doesnt really have a use in this game

[vivid apex]

just arrows

[gleaming delta]

Oh it is useful

[static terrace]

How do I put merchants at the round table

[lapis coyote]

Gold foot

[dull mortar]

Only crafted berries for torrent like once

[silver yoke]

i can just buy 999 of all arrows

[static terrace]

I thought you could

[dull mortar]

Give their bell bearings to the twin Maiden husks if you killed them already

[silver yoke]

buttt u can, kill them and steal the bells 😈

[gleaming delta]

Give the ball bearings from the merchants (if you kill them) to the 2 twin maidens

[silver yoke]

its like i killed the giant turtle and took his bell

[static terrace]

Ok thank you

I can’t sell stuff to the twin maiden husks

[gleaming delta]

You can sell to the smith

[willow surge]

This some bs

[silver yoke]

godfreys lion should of been a boss, change my mind

[dull mortar]

Yeah I wanted to fight him so bad since I saw the promotional art

And they did him dirty just as he was about to transform too 😭

[silver yoke]

ikr godfrey really just said, u thought

[lapis coyote]

Caught you slipping

[last dune]

I have seen this so many times, but I repeat... Do not. Lewd. The wolf.

[wheat kindle]

Hardest boss in the game

Besides soldier of godrick

[lapis coyote]

You too huh?

[dull mortar]

Mimic tear was harder in my opinion (I am definitely not complimenting myself)

[warped wagon]

wtf 🤣

[austere barn]

Oh absolutely,better yet make it some part of his armor after defeating him

[wheat kindle]

Took me 2 weeks

[dull mortar]

Yooo edp entered the chat

[lapis coyote]

Oof. I'm at 575 hours rn and can't get past him been farming the nearby mobs for levels

[silver yoke]

pov ng+30

[austere barn]

Eat dat peasant 445

[lapis coyote]

That is a weird Starscourge greatsword

[silver yoke]

its the brother

[lapis coyote]

Hmm

[dull mortar]

Don't disrespect malikeths black blade literally the most badass weapon in the game

[austere barn]

Yep

[lapis coyote]

More of a golden order greatsword look for me or royal greatsword

[silver yoke]

there u go

[lapis coyote]

Also his main weapon is Starscourge so that's why I said it

[dull mortar]

Royal greatsword is ugly

[lapis coyote]

To you that's cool 👌

[willow surge]

Yeah

[silver yoke]

u sure its my main weapon

[lapis coyote]

Yeah you said it yourself

[silver yoke]

ya ik its my baby

i also got 2 talismans on that increase my damage everytime i do damage

[orchid bronze]

milos still pog

[austere tangle]

Homing arrow

[lapis coyote]

[orchid bronze]

i have a cheeky way

[silver yoke]

sheesh

[arctic cedar]

shame this duelist

[gleaming delta]

I can totally agree with this

[dusk turret]

Nickname checks out

[trim crane]

👍

[gleaming delta]

When this happens i usually stop at %5 hp and watch them what they gonna do

And as expected all of them died to %5 hp boss and they said oh "WE" were so close

[silver yoke]

its called, let the holy charge begin

[spring rose]

Ayo what they talking about?

Me wanna do the same

[gleaming delta]

Bloodhound step probably

[dusk turret]

Bloody Helix

Or Glintstone pebble and estoc

[silver yoke]

anyone who uses it is maidenless

[gleaming delta]

I seen a guy that using 1 shot shield bug while helping, and yet he cant event kill bosses while cheating

[silver yoke]

and uses that is maidenless ^

[dusk turret]

Shield bug?

[gleaming delta]

1 shot shield exploit with carian sword something

[silver yoke]

theres a guy in xbox chat who cheated for max lvl and still cheeses bosses

[calm merlin]

Found invader NPC who used Rivers of Blood, died to him a lot
Finally beat him and used his sword as revenge for the ass whooping he gave me
End up liking it, weeby guilty pleasure
Find it all over online and everyone hates it, and subsequently hates me for using it
Feelsbadman

[dusk turret]

Carian Retaliation?

[spring rose]

Question. You can still proc bloodloss on shield dudes right?

[dusk turret]

You can use the myriad of other builds that people are currently sleeping on, that are 10 times easier to use

[gleaming delta]

Yes that one i have been 1 shotted from nowhere in pvp's

[silver yoke]

pov lvl 150 invades

[calm merlin]

I use like 20 different weapons. I don't pvp anyway though lol

[dusk turret]

Use Carian Retaliation to parry the projectiles and 1 shot the other guy xd
It's always good to have a small shield with Carian Retaliation

[red owl]

Rivers of blood katana

[dusk turret]

Yes

[gleaming delta]

Im not gonna use exploits in pvp

[spring rose]

Noted

[calm merlin]

I tried some duels. It's all dual katanas and bloodhound step. Not as fun as DS3

[dusk turret]

You can use the projectiles shot by the other person from using Carian Retaliation to your advantage by using your own shield with carian retaliation and parrying the invisible projectiles

[spring rose]

Sucks how my fav weapon can't match up against them

[gleaming delta]

Its your play style, your choice. Dont listen anyone if you are having fun with it there is nothing wrong using it since its not an exploit or something

[silver yoke]

if u use rivers of blood, git gud

[calm merlin]

I prefer to invade over duel but the only people I invade are at boss walls or gank squads camping at the grace. I wish they made summoning more viable for the world and not just enticing to do at boss walls

[gleaming delta]

Try invadina at academy main gate or gatefront

[calm merlin]

I'm gonna make a new char and keep it low level, then invade there like you suggested. Lower level, you see more weapon variety too

[silver yoke]

not true but sure

[trim crane]

katanas but sure

[silver yoke]

thats called people that are 150

[trim crane]

correct

[silver yoke]

i do my pvps at lvl 400

[calm merlin]

Its more varied at lvl80

[remote moat]

What do you use

[silver yoke]

starscourge greatswords

[remote moat]

Oh you PvP at level 400 nvm

[silver yoke]

and elden stars

[next abyss]

lvl 400 should be pvp meta

[indigo vault]

• laughs in level 729 *

[silver yoke]

i have more fun pvp at the lvl 400 range then 150

[indigo vault]

u can hyave max vigor and still get 3 shotted

[silver yoke]

i mean my swords can do 1.6k damage

[next abyss]

at level 729 you are the final boss

[devout pawn]

Draconic tree sentinel is scared of me

[remote moat]

I stopped doing PvP after my literal 16th dual naginata duel

It's genuinely more unfun than turtling at this point

[hollow snow]

@sturdy geode

[nova path]

brother in grace level up your vigor

[hollow snow]

he has good hp for being at Drac sentinel tbh

but well, a good 50 vig is never bad

[devout pawn]

I'm like level 50

[gleaming delta]

I finally killed Malenia

[hollow snow]

yea, not a bad idea, even as hunter games are bad, laggy and if not killed in 4shots by blood s**t (2100hp and veteran's armor) I get tped 10km away so by the time I arrive 90% of time someone is dead

the pvp/coop is pretty bad unless pvp against a friend

[indigo vault]

Teach me your ways

[wary phoenix]

i cant even beat mimic tear

[hollow snow]

not the ultimate way, but Death Poker is really strong

[indigo vault]

cool how do i get that

[royal sinew]

AYO..NOOO.NOO... ima stop you right there

[indigo vault]

Jar

[royal sinew]

Rannis doll isnt a sex doll ok

[indigo vault]

j a r?

[remote moat]

Well my main issue with the game is PvP is inehrently unbalanced when you cant dodge status effects effectively, and one large PvP build literally consists of stunlocking you to death with a semi undodgeable status

[dusk turret]

Me after 39 attempts at her

[indigo vault]

i gave up afte rthe fi rst 10

malenia is true fear

[placid wing]

I am Malenia Blade of Miquella, and I have never known defeat…

[simple mirage]

What about summoning two different guys who have known her defeat

[gritty patio]

me who has only known defeat

[rigid gyro]

Idk where else to post this so here

[terse stratus]

Satan.

[languid widget]

the item is a Soap 😜

[gleaming delta]

You want help sometime lol

[indigo vault]

I want tips i cannot get help as I reverted my sava to get the best out of my builds

[silver yoke]

idk where to put this

[gilded radish]

The forbidden Discord mod repellent

[rigid gyro]

You're probably sick of hearing this but go for a bleed build. I killed her 2nd try (after watching a no hit run of her)

[icy mortar]

._. i hate i thought of this straight away when i got that doll

[tidal shoal]

LOOOOOOL, that's gross 😂

[hybrid grail]

The only things I can think of that need to be addressed on there are performance, bug fixes, and carian retaliation

[pearl rampart]

Nobody wants their toys touched but it needs to be accepted as an eventuality. This is a From game after all

[graceful viper]

my dad is good at roll catching

[languid plume]

that aint sound AFK

[misty loom]

Thanks to this man for absolutely cheesing this boss for me lmao. Not even mad

[arctic zephyr]

Let him enjoy his achievement without someone else trying to make it seem easier than it really is

[opaque marsh]

Throwing Knives MVP

[gleaming delta]

hey, what do i do with these

[opaque marsh]

Are you in ng+?

[gleaming delta]

no

[main cypress]

Upgrade flasks

[gleaming delta]

thanks i was just joking though

[opaque marsh]

had me worried

[main cypress]

Ive seen weirder that arent joking

[gleaming delta]

lol, im in ng+++ about to +1 again

[bold yew]

Me: "Don't worry, I promise I won't do anything crazy tonight."

3 Drinks Later

[rare fulcrum]

Greg

[prime badger]

Not Greg...

[turbid lion]

the little ranni survived!

[errant nebula]

it is afk with a macro

[dire mortar]

when your first husbando was from twilight

"I can change him!"

[bold yew]

Okay whatis this.
I've seen it pop up all over and I have zero clue what it is

[opaque marsh]

HEHEHEHAW

[alpine cipher]

elden ring pvp is a joke

[opaque marsh]

Yeah

[dire pebble]

LMAO

[chilly belfry]

Uh okay, what exactly makes me one of these? Actually why tf am I arguing with this weeb? Nvm

[lilac swift]

Yo what kinda smithing stone is this

[gilded radish]

Dude that's the Iron Whetblade, congrats on finding it

[lilac swift]

Let's goo

[distant wave]

first time at the academy where do i get the key

[languid widget]

lmao

[simple mirage]

Smarag

[wintry badger]

Loot that corpse for a map