#elden-fun
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Ubi devs trash talked fromsoft
Not froms fault they made a good game and ubi makes azz games now
yeah they p much do, the only game i really play of theirs today is for honor
For honor is pretty fun with the combat tbh, ubi used to be good but they ruined farcry and assassins creed
assasins creed was ruined after black flag if you ask me
I literally guarantee elden ring is going to be game of the year and the year isn't even that far in yet. And if it doesn't win then that's because journalists that can't get past the tutorial are judging
Yeah I honestly loved ac blackflag even though it made no sense for an assassin game. The pirating felt cool. But after that they went downhill in quality and story imo
I let my mom play elden ring with my character for like 30 min and SOMEHOW for the love of god she has god timing for the parries
game journalists will tell you the parry mechanic is useless
I'm not gonna get too into it but. Last of us 2 won game of the year , however ghost of tsushima won the player choice awards so that's kinda saying something
GG all the trophy
gg ez?
SLATTinum gang
Thats weird, on ps5 it says 5% have Plat not 2.7% though I guess there are more ps4 players so more people would have access to it therefor making the ratio difference
Even more maidenless than when you began
And then there is me, who malenia kill me with 1 hp in 2 phase
git gud? and + my gf happy that i got all achievement and now i ma help her get all achievements
Yep, unfortunately though the maiden you get is the wolf maiden.
Mate I'm the only wolf In here
i dont mind you as my maiden ;))
👉👈
yoo same the only Ubisoft game i play now is For Honor and i bet they gon ruin this game too
But my name means everlasting wolf
it isnt too bad if you ask me but you can tell they really really like Malenia
Malenia smells like rot tho hard pass
Yeah? Explain this then
best farming spot is in the haligtree area. starting at the prayer room
what they added a new character? the last time i play is when Pirate came out so idk
best way to get runes is killing invaders
@trim escarp
rivers of blood isnt that hard to avoid
well in year 6 theres a skin for warden that looks A LOT like malenia
lol
just parry them tbh its not that hard
sorry the other image i donwloaded wasnt a jpeg
Is it actually possible to parry that or moonveil genuinely curious
we can test rn if youre down
I would but I have super bad wifi so no matter what fights are very laggy. It's not really possible
what about you @unborn sinew
rivers is definetly possible to parry as long u are near enough , moonveil the same , however the magic from moonveil can be parried by carian retaliation
i think the twinblade blood weapon is worse tbh, that one is actually pretty hard to avoid
Nope
I don't find katana magic fun in pvp but at the same time I'm not gonna knock someone for using it especially if they're new to the game
I think if you want to have a real fight then actually message someone and set one up. If you do randoms then fully expect people to use the generic meta
i have 2 rivers of blood
I've used rivers before on a random invader too just to get them the hell out my game cause I didn't want to mess around and fight them atm
theres this one guy who rage quit because i had parried him with the mini katana
The one other time I got invaded was actually really cool though. He spawned at the end of a dirt path and we both had cool drip on and bowed at eachother and then started the fight, he had ice I had fire
NICE
It was the second time I ever got invaded and I'm like ZAYUMM that's kinda cool
the best fight i had was a literal fist fight then once we ran outta flasks we just sat down and vibed, then he bowed and left
Thats it im making a lv 30 indaver build
with the name of Will Smith xD
Welp there goes 16 hours of my life again
Thank u eldenrump
gif saving on mobile is cringe. Pretend this is a gif
the mayor did make a lot of good points. i wish he became an ally in the game
Senator
mine was fist fight at Lake of Lauraia and we fought till death no heal it was bloody lol
fist fights are fun
i like hitting monsters and looking around but its not fun when the monster hits me
Yeah this is my art buddy please give credit next time
Lol how am i supposed to give credit this is the internet!?
Try puting in a watermark next time
It's just a inside joke about the original creator lol
He went baby rage mode when he saw someone repost it on ifunny and threatened to get a lawyer
LMAO
nice vid
what's the song?
Proceeds to immediately get wiped by Gideon
song is amazing
Thank you guys!
the Ash of War dude has some pretty decent dumpy
Damn Godfrey became tarnished and exiled himself when he found out Marika was also a dude
This is the first time I see these Will Smith memes and I'm already tired of it
Marika is the ultimate cat fisher
XD
This is bloody gold 😂
hahaha far out, is this all where you live too? 😂
Nah, I stole these pics from this channel
Awww Thanks buddy
Is this peak comedy?
I dunno what the meta is like but I just use a standard sword and shield
I'll use whatever is more fun for me to use. Is a game. It doesn't make you better than anyone.
bleed, bleed, and bleed
I honestly found this to be freakin' hilaaarious bro 😂 wth
Ok
the 2 responses to hearing someone died
Im still with the default longsword. I haven’t found one with better stats yet
basing your choice of weapon on moveset/aow > damage
Nvm
ashes of war
I just assume all longswords have similar movesets. Besides I haven’t even found another one yet
yea at that point i go with whatever looks cool. meta slaves are nerds
Tbh I have absolutely no idea what the meta even is
This is Bad comedy starscream
but the longswords vary a bit, not too much tho
Oh I hate the fact I know the original gif 
bleed and that broke af spell parry that gives the daggers
I hate it
I use dual reduvias +10 melt people
I love invanding someone and dying from a single attack
I’m still trying to get the hang of parrying (I’m new to soulsborne games) ((cringe))
oh so apparently miyazaki actually said something in regard to the "gib ez mode" screaming
I still have no clue what barricade shield does
deflects damage for a tiny time. basically a blocking skill that doesnt cost stamina
it barricades
Zelda delayed to 2023.
increases the shield's blocking strength a lot while lowering stamina consumption a lot
I just watched the botw delay trailer and I got a closer look at his arm and it looks a lit peculiar.
It's reminding me of something I can't quite place my finger on
You’re forgetting one 😏
You’re forgetting the main one armed man
I hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game
I gotta remember gifs aren’t allowed
I'm sure I'm forgetting a few, care to remind who you're thinking of?
Guts
Yes, but I'm talking about video game protagonists
If you just want a list of amputee characters, I could go on for hours
and even in anime, guts isn't the only proponent of the trope.
Ok, I will extend our scope to One-armed sword wielding characters so that guts can be included.
The protagonist of severed steel too
like I said, there are a lot of them. That's why it's a trope
prosthetics are a trope now?
No, amputee swordfighters are though
this sounds like some cinema sins type of stuff
They're also almost all radial amputation.
Hey, I'm just sayin.
More!!!
just a common place to be cut I guess
Like half the characters in overwatch are missing limbs
is malenia the hardest boss? if so.... I kinda have to agree with that😅
myrmidion is way harder I think, but not many people know he even exists
Well it's not amputees so much as radial amputations that are immediately replaced with a just-as-good-as arm. It's a lot less frequent that media shows any other kinds of amupations, or amputations that simply aren't replaced.
Which is why I say that swordsmen with only one arm missing and replaced are a trope
well baikken doesn't even have a prosthetic, but honestly I hate the one eye patch trope 😔
who the hell is.... ? nevermind^^ im checking him out after ive become elden lord
See, this is a really good example. Zanzibart doesn't fall under this trope because he had a full body amputation.
true, I hope people will learn about him as more and more people play. I certainly will never forget him
i hate the character design trope
I feel asthough I've been surrounded in a swarm of twitter users.
lol
we should have an AI system that just randomly generates people so we can avoid the trope, it'll breath in a lot of fresh air in the industry and be much more immersive and realistic
exactly
That's called women
🤖
????
randomly creates people
who else thought of Rivendell when you arrived at the Haligtree?
I thought of the anor londo rooftops as I fell to my death
the later part definitely. but im talking about the earlier section before the "castle"
Yes, it is very yellow
totally gave me elven architecture vibes
Riddle me this Batman, if she says I’m the only one she’s talking to than why does she stay active after she told me she’s going to sleep?
- Slave Knight Gael
- Soul of Cinder
- Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
- Nameless King
- Orphan of Kos
- Gwyn, Lord of Cinder
- Knight Artorias
- Sister Friede & Father Ariandel
- Darkeater Midir
- Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower
gold
Alrigth
What's is your favorite boss?
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
- Mimic tear
Understandable
W
@merry mural who's Bearer, Slayer, Chosen?
Chosen = DS1
Slayer = Demon Souls
Bearer = DS2?
Yep
I suppose
yes
That Nero looks funny
@gleaming delta @glacial iron I see, I only didn't know like DemonS, and DS2
Is Sekiro the doctor holding up the cat
Micolash is an awesome fight tbh, he's really easy but the music, atmosphere, lore, and voice acting are some of the best the series has to offer
Ah I did not see
Sekiro's not in the room then
Nice.
My top 10:
- Demon prince
- Darkeater midir
- Leachdragon fortissax
- Abyss wachers
- Yhorm the giant
- Rykard lord of blasphemy
- Sister friede and father ariandel
- Dragonlord placidusax
- Slave knight gael
- Laurence the first vicar
Interesting the only one I haven't fight is placidusax
Yup, they are my favourite boss fight. Just beacuse they remember me monster hunter who is my main game
oh i see, cool
What are your fav weapons in mh
godrick soilder... dude shoot cannon balls and thats all he does
that katana is just for bhs i use spear with glintstone pebble
Mmmmmm, I dont know. I like all the weapons. But maybe long sword
I was the dude who made this 😳
Why is starscourage so weak
1- Orphan of Kos
2- Midir
3- Gael
4- Sif
5- Artorias
6- Nameless King
7- Champion Gundyr
8- Melania
9- Maliketh
10- Elden Beast
Interesting don't often see malenia as someone people actually like
Elden Beast would be higher if it didnt run away for 99% of the fight
I haven't reached the last 3 but I've heard almost universal hate on them
I thought Melania was a beautiful fight because she's hyped up as this undefeated swordswoman who fought Radahn to a stand still and also attacked Stormveil and when you actually fight her it feels like you're fighting someone who could actually do all those things
And that phase 2 is chefs kiss
I didn't know she attacked Stormveil, do you find this out later in her descriptions or like that?
Sif best boy and Nameless King took days away from my life
You can read about it from the giant swords that are stuck in the ground around the map in limgrave
I only just reached Mountaintops, probably shouldn't have used mimic on Morgott since it kinda trivialized it
Mimic is my best friend 
Mimic is always there when u need a real one
Never feel bad about using an intended game mechanic
Nameless made me grow hairs on my chest only to rip them out in frustration
I'm quitting mimic tbh, I feel less rewarded than some other Souls bosses
I'll still use him for bs gang bosses but mano e mano ones I'll just try myself since Morgott and Lichdragon were underwhelming af with him at my side
Aldrich is my most hated Souls boss, I can't stand him, I hated every minute of the fight, I actually hate him more than bed of chaos and capra demon
yeah. although he didnt take as many days away as Malenia did. she was a pain in the ass. wasnt even fun. just annoying.
Bed of chaos is my most hated because it's not even a boss
What especially sucks is the run back is so long
Atleast you dont have to destroy the orbs on the side again once you break them
That BB healing mechanic 
My least favorite Soulsborne bosses
- Aldrich
- Bed of chaos
- Laurence
- Capra Demon
- Idk actually, I'll just use this entry for Aldrich again
Aldrich is straight pain in the ass
Aldbiiitch
Oh wait no, Oceiros is in there too, f**k Oceiros
1- Bed of Chaos
2- Deacons of the Deep (just because they're lazy and lame)
3- Bed of Chaos
4- Bed of Chaos
5- Rotted Greatwood
Maidenless King and his giant angry chicken extravaganza
Aldrich literally has 1 strong attack and it's disgusting
Those damn arrows
My nightmares are haunted with Aldrich's arrows, Laurence's lava, and Oceiros's charge
And the soundtrack is Rotted Greatwoods theme
Rotted greatwood was mostly funny to me
I like how the whole fight is literally just CBT simulator
The fight and boss design is ok but the music brings it down for me
Idk if we're counting Sekiro in this but guardian ape is bs
That grab attack
I haven't beaten the fight yet bc of that lol
My most hated attack is either that grab or Nameless's dive
Honestly for some reason Nameless was fine for me, I had way more difficulty on Dancer and Pontiff
I think I had an ugs at the time so that might've helped
Tbh I've never found Pontiff hard idk why
its fine just log out and in while standing there and you can use it
Before I got to him my friend was saying that he's the hardest boss he's ever faced even harder than Orphan but when I fought him he was easy
Oh that's a thing? hahaha
You know what boss is straight kino though, the abyss watchers
Yesssss
worked for me. didnt even have to go offline mode to get rid of messages
Abyss Watchers are great even if their hats are dumb
for people that have played sekiro and elden, which has the harder bosses?
Sekiro
My will to do literally anything vs the urge to play elden ring is just the Raiden vs Armstrong meme
Sword Saint Isshin is still the best fight I've ever done
Tbh the bosses in elden so far haven't been as good as 3 for me
Demon of hatred is still the hardest boss in soulsborne imo
Sekiro is by far the hardest game in the series. Really love it
Idk if this is a common opinion bc I've seen disagreement but I played 1 just a few months ago, it is by far the easiest From game, like by a wide margin
Not sure if it's common but I agree. Along with 2
it just has the most tools
I plan to play Sekiro after Elden Ring and then I’ll replay all souls games.
After elden I'll probably go hollow then maybe play sekiro or hollow Knight
check out mortal shell as well, very underrated souls esque game
its literally the same 2 bosses but they get harder
yes, and?
Why wont melina come back after i went back in time to kill a two headed dragon to undo the curse
Elden Ring summarized in one message
Meme channel moment
Sexual moment
Ah yes wonderful man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Looks like a Disney Pixar character turned real.
Aldrich is the third best Lord of Cinder
Lets gooooo
Souls games have like the only character creator that lets you be both NightPrinces344 and Scrungly_Phil
😳
can someone give me some runes-pc
wdym lol, do u want me to farm for u?
beautiful
All stats into mind
god said the same thing while making you
elden done
Should’ve made him blue with a thin cheek bone
how many hours, and how many friends did you loose
0 freinds and only 110 hours
Well you could just play the game with your friends 😂 At least that's my case
i used as little help as i could
Not saying asking for help
dang i guess i have a skill issue then, i spent 130 hr and only beat the main quest
is it ur first souls game ?
I mean you could just all play the same game and discuss builds, lores, etc
yeah it was
not my first now im going to plat bloodborne
Theory: Fia is originally from Leyndell, the top of her robe is the deathbed dress
If someone’s already made a video on that theory don’t @ me I don’t watch lore videos like a nerd
Nevermind I’m blind af there descriptions are pretty damn similar
Elden: I'm playing destiny 2 because I went through elden ring too fast and the pvp isn't exciting because I can't find anyone with an actual build that's fun to fight ;-;
You guys like my new Monke
monke
Horrors beyond comprehension
I want one
He guides me in the lands between
does he also tailor your clothes?
I named him Bartholomew James The III. He’s a king I tailor him.
"Don't you dare speak of my Maiden!"
lol
Elden Dhar
so strong but so god damn cool
its perfect

Dhar Lord ending compplete every quest and get the rune of kindness and use it to mend the ring
when you get ||mimic tear before nerf||
The dedication
Mimic year is still pretty good after nerf
true at +10 its still pretty good
wow, monke
🙂
that is indeed a nice monke. congratulations on the monke.
wtf why. why’d you bring him here. I’m not going to sleep for days dude
pvp?
the art direction tho: 
To the guy that I was helping get an op sword and jumped off the cliff im so sorry I woukda caught you lmfao
HAHAHAHAHA
It was so freaking funny
im crying 
His arms went up in the air as I pushed him off by accident like you little bastered
The game is beautiful. Everything about it is beautiful. Especially too me when I first entered ||lyndell and you get this big view of the erdtree and the buildings and then to the right there’s a dragon|| it’s just beautiful.
it kinda just depends on the boss you’re fighting I guess
OMG yes, I love the underground too
Yes when I first entered the siofra river it was an amazing experience
Nah NG+4 mf still tanks waterfowl dance like a champ
for real
lmao
Nah +9 mimic is op even when you’re bad at fighting
I’d say that if you were fighting something that requires evading loads of attacks / is fast, you should use something like black knife tiche. If they’re slow, you can use mimic
My mimic just builds up bleed along with me so most bosses just bleed to death
Especially when using bloody halice
3 times in a row I've been able to slaughter malenia before she ever gets a chance to use waterfowl dance, and I'm not using Kamehameha either
When I fight melenia I’m not going to use mimic because I want to see how hard she is.
I did that the first time but I don't care anymore
In new game+ I’m probably going to use mimic on all bosses
pls new game + isn't even that hard after u beat 100% main game ng
it is easier
New game +???
I am round boi
one of the funniest armor sets in the game imo
Very round boi
damn, exposing the game
It actually depends on your way of fighting the mimic now is mostly a punch bag for bosses so it’s pretty good for mages but I personally use the Black Knife tiche since he dodged most of malenia’s moves and has an ability that slashes an amount of health depending on the boss’s health
I know it’s not the hard most of From softs new game+ aren’t that hard. I’m using mimic just because it’s more a speed run to the end so I can unlock a new ending for an achievemen
I mainly use mimic for blood build up and for tank
So walk around at level 23 with flask, bare fists, and no clue where you are. lol
Truly chaddom.
You forget doesn’t use armor
When you go to Caria Manor
Pringles!
Bot moment
don't eat it, this is a trap
What's your guys's unpopular Soulsborne opinion
all the rune bears wanted was friends but yall keep running away
If it's in the game, use it. I don't like when people gatekeep or complain about someone using something or call it cheating, even if it's scummy
Ds3 is the best in the series. 1 and 2 are too easy
dunno about the "too easy" but i agree that it is the best
I agree. I haven't actually played 2, but for me 3 is easily better than 1 in like every way except maybe world design, but the levels themselves are better too
And the bosses are great too
The lore is also nice and the dlcs are fun
Looks like the opinion wasn't as unpopular as I thought
I hate this series and everyone who supports it
Right now it’s that elden ring isn’t half as good as people claim it is. Sekiro and bloodborne are better. For some reason the second half of elden ring makes me really not like it much. Also here’s another bad opinion ds 2 is a good souls game I like the hallowing mechanic I feel like it makes you want to learn how to play well and get good
My unpopular opinion is I think all the returning stuff in 3 is great and goes beyond shallow fan service bc it's for the purpose of the story
I agree with that opinion
I think discovering the dead Anor Londo giant is one of the saddest Soulsborne moments and this feeling of apocalyptic dread really begins to settle. It wouldn't have the same impact if you only witnessed the end of the world in new locations
godrick axe or grafted dragon?
Both
i accidentally used it
Idk bro are you more of a "I COMMAND THEE KNEEL!" guy or a "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS!" kind of guy
Grafted dragon is fun but I suppose the axe would be better, don't see anyone using either. I have two so having one on each hand fun lol
hmmmm idk theee sounds cool , but telling the forefathers is sick
One throw fire one shake earth
The axes WA is I command thee kneel and the dragons WA is bear witness I always found that funny
honestly im more of a "I AM LORD OF ALL THAT IS GOLDEN!" type of guy
I think the dragon puppets cute
The axe is better due to its ability
dang really but i got radahn sword
so like radahn on right hand , dragon/fire damage on the left
Then just stick with that once I got the radahn sword I used that instead of the axe so I would say go with dragon
ok thxs
And one day we'll return together, to our home, bathed in rays of gold
Hi
elden ring X Among us
More like Deep Siofra Well
haha
My after dying to the 500 pound running back and the 7'1" skinny 5 star center
Agreeable

So true
Ds3 is the only game I think I coulda put the insanely shameful amount of hours into in existence
Can’t react to it so here ❤️
Yeah, i think no boss in elden ring or any game comes close to Gael
Yeah Gael goes hard asf
Friede 🥶
rusted anchor best weapon.
Feet priestess 
Cool to find respectable, with good takes, Genshin fans. Truly rare
Actually while we’re on the topic, what’s anyone’s favorite weapon in any of the fromsoft titles
Lorian´s GS, carried me through the entirety of DS3
in NG+ obv
I don’t even really like Genshin much anymore, rarely play since they keep putting out garbage low effort events where I can’t use my cracked raiden setup to actually fight things rather than mixing a drink for some random mondstadter, I mainly just really relate to raiden shogun’s personality
No Hyetta! I didnt mean to attack you
Ultra gs chad moment
gael's greatsword, not great damage, but really awesome design
Mega based
Hyetta is made for bullying
Understandable, L2 on that thing hits different when you know how to chain it
Maybe it doesnt have amazing DMG, but its versatile and very fast with good range. Its pretty good for PvP too
My personal is I think the BKGS, riffing off a charged R2 on that and whipping around for the first initial slap on the ground before you drag it into a golf swing is just 😮💨
Most satisfyingly simple combo I’ve ever seen in a video game, can’t help but squirm a little lmao
Oh i loved that weapon, especially for Demon Prince what an ass boss
Damn lmao, I like demon princes
They just have semi high hp when setup as a (technical) trio boss
Yeah they were fun
BUT, i feel like its more a 2v2 battle. It feels different/more fun with more people
I think my most hated boss from ds3 was Aldrich cause of my 4 person run with my old ds3 group of friends where I played a healer, and uh, it didn’t go well
idk why I decided to be healer when I was the best combat player in the group lmao
Dude what the f-ing hell is this final boss now, he has like double the amount of moves compared to the first run
Yeah like holy crap he just does not give a fxck about anything now it's just railing down compared to last time
The bass cannon
Understandable
Beast Cutter from bloodborne because of how metal it is
Lmao, yeah I getchu, I was an enjoyer of the kirkhammer
Agreed
Forge demon gs
I always end up going for the guts gs, even when I try not to
Lmao, greatswords just feel good in your hands in dark souls
actually all of the bb weapons tbh
So true
Boom Hamma baby
Or really any str weapons.
I'm a sucker for making the tectonic plates shuffle when I swing my weapon.
Gotta have a massive, throbbing slab of metal in your hand when killing big monster
cannon go boom
God damnit dude I wish I actually had ps+ so I can get help on this I just want my damn frenzied flame ending
to get the frenzied flame ending you just gotta do platforming
unless you mean killing the funnest boss in the game
They making 4 tiers on ps+ subscription now which nobody wanted.. yay
every time I get close to killing him he uses the triple circle bs I'm so fxcking done
I like having massive throbbing things in my hands but they aren't always necessarily metal
I would say I agree as a woman, but I like women
Me in the frigid at 3am
Live reaction:
Not relatable for either of those statements
Understandable
I hate that I just heard a trumpet in the soundtrack of caelid and though it was a waterphone for a split second
Get 360 no scope
Kingdom hearts
final fantasy spin off
True but with Disney too
Batman also a spinoff kh is og fam.
joker is in smash thats all i care about
Sora > Joker
Sora is mid tier shouldve been crash IMO
pissra [pyra/mythra] is the most fun to play
Bro, i hate pythra more than hitler. Weeb bait character, easy/annoying, R34 design, voice lines
Lol trash in smash? Nah dude get that garbage out of my game. Sora most requested and the best. Cope seethe mald cry. Angry average crash fan vs Chad Sora fan.
sora is fine
Best ip addition to smash is Steve though
True, but please tell me youre not serious with the pythra take
Lmao, what has sprouted from a meme simply utilizing kingdom hearts music
my main is palutena, but they are fun to play. not necessarily the most fun, that was just a bit of an exaggeration.
Ok palu is broken but at least not as annoying as pythra. I play seph/diddy
palu has been made easier to deal with, also she is much less powerful now after nerfs and the newer dlc characters
Yeah, still top 7 character. She´s pretty solid, very actually
Can I just say the fall to three fingers takes more deaths than every boss combined at this point
there are just more options now, plus people know how to counter her more. Her recovery is actually quite easy to deal with, you just need to throw out a hitbox in her tp path.
True, but she still has that nair and side b. Her meta is also strong with players like Chag/Lui$ on majors top 8
i love how upsmash hits through top platform, and yes nair is still very good post nerf. Nair is super vital on any kit, and she was given some real love compared to her smash4 counterpart.
Yes, worst area in the game
I feel like I get the madness status irl from that shid
Can someone explain elden ring to me
like the story and the lore and why the world is like this
Watch some YouTube vids on it, prolly a better alternative to an exposition dump on discord text
Ok fine
Lmao
space rune falls, creates tree. tree is good! time passes. battle, rune is broken, and the world is cursed with immortality. player must gather smaller runes from the main bosses to repair the tree
Me testing out my respec on the Gatefront soldiers
Those Limgrave strings are going to give me great memories forever
Limgrave is so chill
Oh yeah Def, sm4sh palu was hot trash
everywhere I go, I can't escape the slap memes
I could never mess up my boy Rogier
...I need to do his questline
HAHAHAHAAA the expression seemed like whoever programmed that and added the sprite animations were furries.
🤣🤣🤣
It just shouldn’t seem natural but it seems overly natural. Very very sus miyazaki
Oh no. XD
How do I put an ash of war on it?
Seppuku is on it by default
Slap Bloodhound step on it and go naruto-run inside a mall
Fr
fextra is truly dog$hit
Uhhh, ok?
wow, what a fun post 😁
yeah, fextra is such a fun place
lol
Yes
Embracing chaos is The greatest ending
Pretty sure that knight isn’t the 2 enemies next to the troll so I’m confused.
The ones next to the troll are exile knights, they wouldn't drop the banished knight set to begin with.
My bane of existence is trying to find a banished knight sword, I have one but idk where I got it cause I farmed them 100 times and got everything but one. I have that helmet from the one near the dragon communion cathedral
Indeed.
First time in Raya Lucaria be like
Hi
Hi
How do I add photos
How I do that
I just found Godfrey is he easy?
Yeah if you stay away from his aoe's
I have maxed out sword of fire and night
which one?
He isn't that bad you could probably kill him in a couple tries especially with night and flame
Night Cavalry had to hit the nae nae before he died
if you're talking about the real godfrey it's not nearly as easy but that comes later in the game
I have 43 hours in the game
if you're referring to this one u should be fine
Ye
I hate how true this is lol
aren't margit and margott the same
yes
and no
Yep but the meme refers to all the name similarities
pretty sure margit is a grace mimic made by morgott
Literally every main character Name in this game is a different iteration of another main characters name
moment
if you kill morgott before margitt, when you come to Storm castle margitt is not there
R names are children of rennala
they had a drunk read out each name and used their responses as names for new characters
M names are children of marika
G names children of Godfrey
malenia and miquela 🤨
Those aren't Rennala's
marika childrens
u right, got it mixed up
yes
I absolutely despise Caelid
also
casually kissing gideon
ranni basicly just wants to be free of destiny and the hand of god.
and to get the order out of peoples lives
Oh hell nah who animated it
A god amongst men
What's the matter man? It's just a can of pringles :)
I need someone to drop me bloodhound fang, i can trade i beated the game have most of the stuff, dm me or whatever
Caelid legit punishes you for opening the game in the first place lmao
the hitbox last as long as you're game is active
Read rule 14 of the server
If you beat the game, why don't you just go get it?
night and flame users are mid tho
I recommend it to beginners tbh
when i usued night and flame i turned so trash at the game because it literally turns the game easy mode
I like using it for the looks, thing looks sick, especially when power-stancing it
I guess that's true, the best alternative for beginners is the good old shield and r1 until you get decent at dodging
the plus sized noble set goes hard
anyone know how to get this fat armor set
Be fat
become a discord mod
average redditor:
rune greatsword or bloodhound fang
Can confirm; first time I logged into Elden Ring I already had that in my inventory
did you have it on your corporeal flesh aswell??
It's not really a choice, is it
Any DS3 Enjoyers?
This is Fire Prelate armor it drops from the enemies that wear it
just rng then? I always assumed that I'd find it in some chest somewhere
Nah they drop it unfortunately, I had thought I'd find it in a chest or on a body as well
you ain't ready for the godskin sextet
Pray for good luck in becoming wide
It wouldn't fit in a chest
You're just not trying hard enough, based on previous experiences even whole people can fit in chests
You must be fun at parties
That was a mimic joke, so I can say the same to you good sir
Man.
Noble godskin clothes are the best fat armor set
Fire prelate set
Dungeater set also goes hard
I can't believe this is real LMAO
the sad part is that there's probably a lot of people out there spending on this, how can they afford ad placement on youtube otherwise?
I wonder if it’s legit probably not though
It's not
It's not
i clicked it, the website exists
you could literally do it yourself super easily and not pay any money 💪
Doesn't matter if the website exists but your not buying in game stuff
I would rather grind for a few hours than waste money
it kinda does though? that's the whole point, who would pay money for an ad on youtube just to troll? this is a screenshot from my phone
It exists but probably is a scam
Ya
They are selling torches too
why would you buy a torch this isn't ds2
I don’t know why. So many thing they sell you can just take a few minutes to get some runes and get it for free
I should start my own rune business 🤔, payment: radhan horse fanart
Better idea. Find the creator of the add and kill him in his own home
Why would anyone buy stuff from elden ring just get like a friend to get it for you
Wait elden ring enjoyers don’t have friends 🤣
If your that desperate for an item just use a cheat engine or something
People hack them in and charge 250+ usd for 50m runes
so far I've killed Margit, Agheel, and Godrick using broadsword +2 lol
so satisfying
I'm lvl 147 and my dex strength chad build hits like a truck
Powerstance them
Can anyone pass me a giant crusher pls for my build😭 I need to powerstance it
oh ! it's me (best build for invade) xd
I've personally been ussing one boom tear and the opaline bubbletear to avoid immediately being killed for it. I respect you for your bravery
im mad.
ty bro
You can STACK the explosion tears?? oh my
I started playing on the release date and I’m still not done
Yo can anyone trade me their great sword??
ASDFGHJKL
Just found this thought some people would find it helpful
Damn things get small
Smol
I know it’s a massive list but discord makes it small as sh!t
Who else would have loved to see a whip based off Astel?
Was hoping for the arm of amygdala
something i made
What does this mean
I’ve been playing since the release date each day I have 97 hours right now but I’m still not done with my first run
What are you doing step blacksmith?
That would have been cool too! With his tail i just wish we would have gotten it as a whip yknow? XD
He’s making a great sword
That’s a strength weapon for sure.
And probably needs a high endurance level to not fat roll
"me and my homie dominating the erdtree"
CBT
wtf 🤣🤣🤣
Godwyn fine as hell fr
Volcano manor be like
Tbh I think I'd put Dark Souls 3's soundtrack above Elden
Add Bloodborne to that list as well imo
vordt of the boreal valley 👉🏻👈🏻
That's what you get for using two katanas
Probably best boss-music Fromsoft's ever had
The best pose
This, but dragons. Locked onto the head, trying to block their arms...
Spin because the head swings, get bapped.
Break lock-on, try to manually block... Arm comes from behind you somehow, ignores the shield.
S'just better to roll 90% of the time feels like.
FR, the worst case IMO was that one spot in "Oklahoma" with the dragon in a tight lil area that flees when you weaken it enough or when you leave that tiny spot that barely fits it.
I am a god I beat the first Godfrey and morgott on the first try
Float
Thanks
Bruh decided to run a power stanced curved greatsword build and I hit for over 4k in two hit lol
Did I over do the rune farm
No
What's your favorite pvp area
Ew pvp
Rune dubber but ok
And
<@&894891802488885248> We got another one Sir.
Hahahahaha
I might be banned on discord but I won’t on the game so
touch grass
Ik people are such wossies I dupe for people that don’t have hours to kill stuff. I never tell them how I dupe and tell them this could possibly ruin the fun.
Just down the road.. reinstall the game and don't patch.
Sadly I can’t I’m on steam
No. Now put in all into vigor lmao
I’m going to get 1 billion first
those poor frog/bulb heads
I though I was crazy before I saw that vid
I kept dying to them and assumed I was just sucking
same. funny fromsoft bug
kek, this is crazy.
This.
?
Dog bites your face
Your face:
it's true
Does the summoned version of the dog have the same bugged attack available?
Could it nuke a boss solo?
I can't wait until this game gets a bit older so that I can invade at leave 30 without facing down people ussing the rememberance weapon from the actual final boss.
no, it die very fast.
tornados in oaklahoma.
This.
I need further details
They have lotsa runes.
My skeleton summons after Radahn crushes them for the bajillion'th time, only to rise again...
Rune dupe
Existence is death
And the fuel is pain
It's not a farming method right?
D would not like to hear that.
Closest you'll get is the morgh blood area rune farm
No not at all I was just joking about me farming all that
I did dupe tho and I will continue until I’m banned or I hit 1 billion
Hm alrighty, let me guess, the bird method?
It’s all the sleepers next to the bird
There's that
But I prefer to gold wave the red dudes on the side
You seem to still be talking about rune farming, but I can't quite see how this is elden or fun. Curious.
Rune farming is fun
But you better spend it all on boiled crab
while you can
D:
Shh
Just dodge through it lol
I just died and lost 16k runes, 4k away from leveling up
Welcome to Fromsouls.
Chug some stick brew and run to your rune-pile.
If you haven't any twiggy broth... Well, you should get some.
I meant more so that they have every single weapon available before it aswell. There is a limit to how many elden stars I can walk through with my knight armor and ornamental straightswords.
Lmfao true
Congrats on the two levels
Dude that’s nothing
Thanks
yo that box is looking pretty dangerous rn
Just standing there
Menacingly
hmm.. its just a box
Who's footprints are these?
Be careful, he's probably got a oneshot crossbow build.
He'll whip it out when you least expect it.
I can hear this
anybody want to trade weapons on ps4? i need prince of death staff and scepter of the all knowing and clayman harpoon
ok but fr i wish later game locations had better runes in the skulls. or better yet have skulls with better runes that are more rare
Never heard of that one before :0
Radagon sword special art has stupid high range on it so that gold wave kills most if not all of those red things by the grace
Bootleg Pepsiman
read the rules :^)
at my level it is, plus I fell of a cliff and died which is why losing them was so painful
I need some help finding a meme. I had seen a video along the lines of saying Elden Ring Bosses and it was a guy lining up a golf swing and right before impact he stops, and jiggles the club, then follows through and hits it.
Interesting
i would call it the longest range anything (that isnt a bow or consumable)
Late game feels like this. I hate it.
whats the comparison?
The enemies feel like the enemies in dark souls 2. Bad. I hate them they scale to quickly and they feel incomplete
The game is starting to feel like a chore
My capacity for stupidity is astounding
you must be pretty low level. i had a pretty easy time in ng+ and i was only 170 at the start
I’m level 84 but my weapon is at +10
boss +10 or normal +10?
Boss it’s somber weapon
Protip: You actually have to level VIGor to not-die in one hit later in the game to several different enemies' attacks.
This isn't Dark Souls 2.
I am 44 vigor
Try 57-60.
Breakpoints for anti-oneshotting.
84 does sound a bit low. id say 100 is a good time to do ng+
Well I’m going to kill the volcano manor quest enemy then go kill a few bosses I missed for levels
Recommended level for end-game is 125-ish.
im only at 45 vig, but i got that erdtree favor +2
Make sure to do Patch's questline correctly as you do the manor's business.
oh and a greatshield talisman. good just about everywhere
the right talismans will make or break your build
My talismans fit my build I’m not changing them
well either change a talisman or two, or get that vig up
I have two vigor talismans already
Um assassins talisman, blessed dew, crimson amber +2, and claw talisman
crimson is weak, thats only 8%. erdtree favor +2 is 9.6% for health, stamina, and equipload
Ok then where do I find it
I’m still collecting medallions for the haligtree
based dew is really great, but it falls off after about 40 vig
ive used a mimic as a summon for the first time... yea, it definitely feels like cheating
the dragoncrest greatshield talisman is also in haligtree, the base. reduces all physical damage taken by 20%
I’m using mimic too but certain areas I can’t do the scaled enemies just kill me
so yea if you suffer through some more and get to the haligtree, you'll get your goodies
Ds2 does not exist Ds2 does not exist Ds2 does not exist Ds2 does not exist
i just did malenia with the mimic. she died first try with it
I’m not going to fight malenia with mimic
if i had known i wouldnt have tried tbh.
Shrine of Amana
@red owl i was really struggling with her too. thats why i even did it. i was using Page as my summon the whole game 😅
Ancient Dragon
eh that one not so bad
Fr fr
💀
But let’s be honest it’s ds2 no boss was fun 🐸
Then how come it’s on my shelf
i got to ng+5 on ds2 because my 360 had no internet, and ds1 ng+n is painful
i hate ds2
it’s not real it’s there but not real
I don't feel the same way
But there’s a disk inside and I played it a few months ago
Name one fun boss
Sir Alonne
Dark Souls 2 was a great game that was unloved by souls elitists.
ok that doesn’t count because that’s the best one
I love ds2 it’s just mechanics made it not fun
If it wasn't for Dark souls 2 we wouldn't even have power stancing
If Dark Souls 3 was released at the time of Dark Souls 2 every Ds1 elitist would hate it for all the same reasons
^^^^
DS2 also had the cleanest and most polished pvp out of any souls game.
Bloodborne
Myrtha, burnt irony king, and sihn are some I liked
Polished is the wrong word but I would go with balanced since every build you could imagine was viable
they’re pretty good too, I just hated mechanics and genuinely majority of bosses were just not fun
the order in which it came out in doesnt matter. people dont like ds2 for reasons, accept that
That’s the o my thing I liked about the pvp
he just said if ds3 came out the same time period ds2 came out ppl would hate it for the exact same reasons and that’s true
No, I don't think I will, accept that
Yeah I disliked the mechanics sometimes, sometimes I liked them. I liked the hallowing mechanic I felt like it really forced me to get good at the game. I liked a bunch of the bosses too
fair enough
To be fair if miyazaki worked on ds2 it would probably have been better for sure
Elden ring is the best Bethesda game in years
how?
but then we woudlve had to wait even longer for bloodborne
we waited this long for elden ring I think we could’ve waited a bit longer for bb
"Areas don't make sense"
"Healing is different which means it is worse"
"Boss runbacks are awful"
Fungus
ok but ds2 actually has the worst healing in any fromsoft game tho
Preach brother
💀
that just sounds like an assumption
the areas wouldnt change. ds2's layout still confuses me
"Healing is different which means it is worse" just sounds like a strawman
and boss runbacks are always awful
slow healing staggers fights and leads to you getting killed more often despite using a flask/stone, so yea, people who prefer more reactive gameplay dont like ds2 healing. it's more planned and considerate
In mejula I was so confused on where to go. Yeah ds2 is pretty confusing. I also got lost later in the game trying to find exocutioner chariot
Why did you bring up areas changing I'm so confused by that one sentence
Ds2 is like if the maze runner made it’s own game but then you go on the path you weren’t supposed to take get over leveled and then go back to the paths you were initially supposed to take just to 4 shot every boss -my experience
ds2 is different. people like/dislike different things
"areas dont make sense" i mean that most people dont find ds3's layout too confusing, why would making it second make more people complain? it's the same areas, nothing changes
I was talking about layout. Those two sections really confused me. My bad sorry if it wasn’t clear
ds2 in my experience is: you probably ran past some hallway you needed to go down and never found out until you hit some wall later down the road
Literally
i got to ng+5 and still had to use a guide occasionally
no dlc unfortunately
It’s like when you first meet ornifex and she says just down the road expect down the road is the entire game
I remember when I first started the game blind I went the wrong way and it caused me to get super confused and uninstall, happened 3 times before I got a grip and watched a walk through and turns out I had to go down some path by the first bonfire to reach the first area of the game and find the last giant
giga chad way to beat radahn
Can I powerstance radahns greatbow lol
What lmao
I have triple of both his sword and his bow, can I powerstance his bow
Or can I be Nnoitora and use all six swords
I'm not sure powerstancing works on bows but that'd be cool af, have some kind of double shot lol
Nope.
I can see that happening with crossbows but last time I checked you need one hand to hold the arc and the other to hold the drawstring
Any groups just chilling on Elden ring
i never saw the first tree sentinel on my first run, so i was confused by the memes
no but ranni can
Immediately ran to the ruin and got tp’d to caelid with no horse and snuck back to limgrave
tfw maidenless in caelid
Lold
I didnt know you had to sit at any grace to undue the tp block so i snuck my way out collecting and dying
That happened to me but I didn’t know you could tp at all and I didn’t know how else to get out of Caelid and it was annoying
Miyazaki wants us in caelid
Reminding me of how much I want a bb remaster for all platforms
I want one on PC. Gascoigne is one of my favorite bosses!
Awesome ost too
Yea, I've been thinking of getting PS now since I want to play it on PC, but I'm not sure if it's worth it?
That's how I first played it, it's not worth it. Super laggy at times and you can't play the dlc. I bought it and the dlc on PS4 after I used ps now and it's infinitely better
I would replay on PS4, but my 30 FPS days were a long time ago
Ahh a remaster would be nice and maybe it could have a 60fps framerate I hate the locked 30. Imagine fighting the ||moon presence|| with enhanced graphics. I already love them but a little more enhanced would make it even more prettier.
Willing to upgrade any weeapon you want to any level you need it to ill stay on screenshare the entire time to prove its real!!!!
Gg gamer
What, wot? How do you use Margott's hammer?
Is it a specific weapon or a spell?
Marika's hammer
i love how hes being stoned even while being hanged
Really? Huh.
fr fr
The other mfer was named Fornite sex
Wtf who
horse in chinese sounds similar to a word for mom. kinda like how people say but hole for butthole.
The Lichdragon
To people that he's not fond of 😏
😭
TFW I leave Try Horse But Hole! all around the map at random, often in places that look like potential ambush locations to throw people off.
The fromsoft questing experience
Cute face but intimidating armor
What’s the best infuse for inferno croziers
Melina when you don't accept her accord
Regal ancestor spirit has come