elden-fun

[glacial seal]

the pan is easy to dodge its just that sun he makes to explode it doesnt fall for my bait

[crimson glade]

You go near it till it does the first burst, then dodge away

They keep moving till that first burst happens

[glacial seal]

hmm ill see

[crimson glade]

Later on he will do 2 at a time. Getting the bait timing down on them helps a lot

[glacial seal]

ill keep that in mind

[crimson glade]

For the most part, stay on his heels and it's a little easier

[glacial seal]

didn't think id hear "on his heels" in a discord like this but that's what i do for the most part

in the second phase, i stay behind him

[acoustic fox]

you can’t spin while pointing down anymore so imo it’s better to teabag

[mental mountain]

Still funny

[fast grove]

lmfao

[kind finch]

Odeeee

[pale atlas]

Citizen and all children: Queen Merika, why did you seal the Rune of Death?
Queen Merika:

[glacial seal]

what webtoon even is that

[pale atlas]

The World's Best Engineer

[dire rose]

I'm prolly missing something

[glacial seal]

ah aight

[dire rose]

I already beat the game with a STR build so now I'm playing as a mage

[glacial seal]

yeah theres a armor set to boost the comet

[dire rose]

Azur set right?

[glacial seal]

yeah

the damage boost helps a lot

[gleaming delta]

neco arc ranni

[dire rose]

Ik I have it but I was running Ranni hat cuz it boosted Adula moonblade I forgot to change it

[fast grove]

me using non meta builds

[twin marsh]

Imagine if after unsealing the Rune of death the game went into permadeath mode

[merry mural]

easy cheesy

[fast grove]

me and my homies on our way to fight fire giant

[glacial seal]

everything is a meta build bro 🥱

[fast grove]

i wouldn't say everything

[glacial seal]

even a club is meta its op asf

[fast grove]

moonveil and rivers of blood are the top two

[twin marsh]

Rivers of blood is only good because it hits twice on the weapon art

[glacial seal]

i got n used the katana didnt even know of the build till today

[fast grove]

rivers of blood is only good cause if you get hit once you can't roll out of the weapon art and kills you

[twin marsh]

If you land a hit with the blade of the katana and the blood you do twice the build-up

[glacial seal]

bro how else you gone hit the boss with the hilt ?

[twin marsh]

I've seen people stand at a distance and hit it with just the blood

[glacial seal]

oh

i just suck off the boss the way they do me obv i obliterate em

[twin marsh]

That katana is hilarious versus rot lass

Literally burns through both phases in less than two minutes

[glacial seal]

a lot of weapons do that because apparently everything need bleed

[pliant prairie]

fumo ranni

[glacial seal]

day ruined

[pliant prairie]

but why

[glacial seal]

fumo and neco memes make me angry ofc

[pliant prairie]

dung eater moment

[glacial seal]

it just says a lot about society

[unique ermine]

SUSciety

[glacial seal]

does he even really eat dung

[pliant prairie]

i dont know

but he is one of the most interesting characters for me

[unique ermine]

he´s underused

[unique ermine]

i think it would be cool to have a DLC about miquella, and time traveling to the times were Towns still had people, i mean, actual NPCs all over the place would be dope. Radhan at his prime and fighting him, being a populated capital and town. Make it happen from software

[pliant prairie]

uhm thats not how from soft games play

[glacial seal]

💀

[fast grove]

sadly i dont think anything like that will come out

[pliant prairie]

fromsoft games always play right before the end of the world

[pliant prairie]

or the ones i have played at least

[glacial seal]

elden rings should also have romance

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring is a dating sim

[trail kelp]

TIL Christians plat videogames about killing gods

[fast grove]

for redditors

[pliant prairie]

||ranni becomes your wife at the end of the questline ||

[glacial seal]

fr we fought for our lives just to become elden lord instead we married a 4 armed baddie

[gleaming delta]

How do I divorce I want Alexander

[pliant prairie]

alexander feels like the equivalent of onionbro

[glacial seal]

i feel like ive seen this guy before

[pliant prairie]

when walter white?

[unique ermine]

LMAOOOO

[fast grove]

man looks like a disguise

[glacial seal]

i skipped working out yesterday to play elden rings big mistake tbh

[teal osprey]

I will singlehandedly crash this stupid bot

[glacial seal]

its not hard so please do

cant send gifs because of that little geek

[glacial seal]

you think you can get high off the burning leaves of a erd tree ?

[storm finch]

anyone else singing personal jesus but instead saying reach out, touch grace?

[severe viper]

you have a problem

[north totem]

ai generated pokemon that looks like godrick

[glacial seal]

looks like a rhino beetle

[north totem]

I command thee, kneel!

[glacial seal]

crazy how he is pretty weak in lore terms asking people to kneel

[north totem]

margit is stronger than him hahaha

[glacial seal]

way stronger

margot is easier then godrick though

[thorn frost]

i found godrick alot easier

[gleaming delta]

me
I also hate the crippled

[glacial seal]

if it wasnt for the grave stones i would say the same

[gleaming delta]

Walked my grandma to the graveyard today, she wanted to visit her brothers grave, saw this few feet away

Only in Serbia

[tawdry pebble]

Looks like a hidden boss to me

[glacial iron]

Someone know the name of these chicks?

[static hull]

praise the dog!

[gleaming delta]

Could this be a dog?

[tender snow]

Behold, Dog!

[old owl]

WAAAAAAAH

[manic lynx]

Quick farm it for bloodborne currency

[dapper swallow]

Ayo you misspelled straydmn

[gleaming delta]

I hate this

[covert wedge]

Leaving for work on Monday be like

[obtuse zinc]

wish nameless king

[sterile girder]

what’s the name of the helmet

[silver yoke]

thats jokes

[obtuse zinc]

Maliketh’s Helm i believe, you can buy it after finishing Crumbling Farum Azula

[gleaming delta]

Arguing with your mother be like: (Later on got whooped)

Fighting ur dad be like

[rare fulcrum]

Crumbling farum azula is just archdragon peaks but dog people instead of dragon people

[gleaming delta]

i lost braincells

[rare fulcrum]

I'm speaking the truth

[gleaming delta]

you spoke chinese fam

[rare fulcrum]

No bro, think about it. High level upgrade materials everywhere, crazy wind, bright and sunny, and one of the best optional bosses ever

[gleaming delta]

yeah ik but like you didn't make those marks so people could understand

[wraith carbon]

Need I don’t know what to say but…FAT MALENIA

[gleaming delta]

Crumbling farum azula is basically just archdragon peaks but its dog people instead of dragon people
that would have been understandable

[rare fulcrum]

Either sentence is acceptable and easy to grasp, sorry

[gleaming delta]

Boutta solo

[weak flame]

Nah that's the Titleless Prince
Also Gold Mask's legs would've gone better

[visual crown]

My lady

[fathom kestrel]

I'll take your entire stock

[gleaming delta]

Knock, knock. Sir we got a tax varranty that you grabbed a pizza without paying.

[rare fulcrum]

Horse ahead

[gleaming delta]

Should have paid man...

[dapper moth]

I turned my female character topless 😉

[dapper jackal]

bruh who bought the 40k dog from the zoo?

[lucid pumice]

lol

[gleaming delta]

Idk how i got that scene

[lucid pumice]

The meme of the day

[gleaming delta]

Normally you'd just get killed approaching

[lucid pumice]

The memes here so funny damn

[gleaming delta]

Will you marry me m'lady?

[glacial seal]

i love miners

[snow venture]

ayo why are there untagged spoilers in the meme channel

[west orchid]

what moment when

[glacial seal]

thats what makes this channel goated and to understand a elden ring meme you kinda gotta get spoiled

[glacial seal]

this happened to me last night i went to go jerk off after he rolled onto me and i died

[west orchid]

bruh

[glacial seal]

for a mf who is disabled asf and has a very impossible body structure to even move around sure does roll a lot

his upper body shouldnt even be able to stand up

[west orchid]

where his organs after all

[gritty patio]

the fire giant showing you his fire organs

[west orchid]

facts

[glacial seal]

its just a mouth and when he digs inside it no blood no nothing

his forehead man thats like a couple hunned football feilds

[gritty patio]

guess he wasn’t one of those helmet baby’s

[solemn axle]

Looks like ganondorf

[glacial seal]

ong

[green hare]

dm me to play co op

[eternal mesa]

oh so that's what he was doing

[gritty patio]

what boss is he here to help fight??

[tranquil comet]

godskin duo

[surreal crater]

I would fill my pfp

[peak olive]

Mmm

[surreal crater]

I would fill my pfp with my baby gravy

[peak olive]

[surreal crater]

I’m bad at the game I’m level like 200 but can even beat fire giant

[peak olive]

I was about to kill him when the joystick went dead

[surreal crater]

Got him to like 3% health then I got blasted

Attempted again and kept getting jumped on

[peak olive]

bleeding helps but not enough

[low osprey]

bruh

like tf

[solemn axle]

Magic?

[low osprey]

i got insta KO

[peak olive]

he had a cardiac arrest

[solemn axle]

Bruh

[wheat hearth]

Yeah I think Carian Retaliation has been causing problems in PvP lately

[whole meteor]

Seppuku'd a little too hard there buddy, definitely a skill issue, just git gud 🙄

[gleaming delta]

I think this is the invisible sword spell on the shield

[wheat hearth]

There's some exploit but IDK how it works I'm just going off hearsay

[low osprey]

😢

[peak olive]

[low osprey]

if you cant fight em join em

[gleaming delta]

You were supposed to beat the carian retaliation not join them 😔

[warped wagon]

im 150 hrs into my first playthrough currently at lvl 126 or so and havent had any major trouble... so far. i just beat morgot and rykkard

[low osprey]

nah bro im kidding f that im sticking wit my ichigo build

[warped wagon]

btw why is rykkard so easy? i kinda wished he wasnt a Yorm 2.0

[whole meteor]

Because you're 150 hours into your playthrough at lvl 126...overlevelled as hell for Rykard.

[warped wagon]

really? ive seen people with 60-100 hrs playtime at lvl 200+

[whole meteor]

They probably spent a while rune farming. Each to their own

[warped wagon]

yea thats definitely not my playstyle. feels like cheating.

[gleaming delta]

Yeah pretty much makes it so that you don't need to fear death or worry about losing your runes lol.

[warped wagon]

but i try to be as thorough as possible

[gleaming delta]

Does level even matter much for Rykard? They hand you a gimmick weapon to kill him with

hello

[warped wagon]

i dont think that it does

[gleaming delta]

is this game good

[warped wagon]

pretty good

[gleaming delta]

Not as good as DS1 or 3 imo, but still a great game (minus the technical issues which you may or may not experience)

too bad i dont have money for it lol

ive never played a game like this before

[warped wagon]

i think it is better than dark souls 1 and 3. tbf i wasnt a huge fan of those to begin with so...

[gleaming delta]

Hated 2 but 1 was my favourite

[whole meteor]

Yeah, this game is definitely a lot of fun I think. It's a lot more accessible than past souls games if you've never played them before but you still get the typical, "prepare to die" souls experience. So far I'm loving it a lot.

[warped wagon]

i love BB and Sekiro. I enjoyed DS1 and 3. but i dont think that they are as good

[gleaming delta]

is playing cracked elden ring bad?

[warped wagon]

playing your mom might be

[gleaming delta]

oh thanks! ill try it

[warped wagon]

np

[gleaming delta]

What I loved about DS1 was the atmosphere and the lore. Even the music in the other DS games/Elden Ring pales in comparison I feel

[proper glen]

Deviantart Be like:

[gleaming delta]

ok i get it

you wont be able to play multiplayer, and the technical issues will probably be worse than usual lol

[whole meteor]

My only complaint is the soundtrack. So far it just doesn't give me the same chills as for example DS1, DS3 or Bloodborne. That's just a minor complaint from a music nerd anyway. It's worth trying elden ring anyway and if you really enjoy it support the developers after

[warped wagon]

volcano manor is a fiery shiethoole

[gleaming delta]

i know but i dont have 60 dollars lol

[silver yoke]

when u get stuck in the bonfire

[warped wagon]

how old are you?

[gleaming delta]

13

[gleaming delta]

I've never heard an OST like DS1, still brings tears to my eyes hearing half of those tracks

[warped wagon]

you can easily take a summer job and make more than 60 that way

[tawdry pebble]

I'm having a hard time trying to piece together every bit of story i find throughout thr game

[eternal mesa]

yeah this game is less depressing than ds

[whole meteor]

Plin plin plon...always gives me chills. And the menu theme, "a moment's peace" is just gorgeous

[gleaming delta]

idk what i can do in my country

[warped wagon]

in what country are you in?

[whole meteor]

I'm sorry your profile photo gave me a massive erection 😩 Lego Star wars beach outfit trooper

[dapper jackal]

ah bruh im sorry im late to this party. yeh thats the new carian shield glitch it literally one shots people with 2k vigor, ragegaming did a video on it. its ABSURDLY broken, not to mentiom it is invisible to everyone but the person using it. report whoever hit you with that IMO thats such an underhanded pvp tactic.

[gleaming delta]

Romania

[gleaming delta]

Yeah, works a lot better than just generic dramatic orchestral music at all times lol. Though Elden Ring has some cool tracks too

[warped wagon]

ok. i dont know much about romania tbh

[gleaming delta]

where you from?

[warped wagon]

germany

[surreal crater]

Ima bust to ranni

[gleaming delta]

oh, what summer jobs are there

[whole meteor]

This is why you didn't kill the fire giant

[warped wagon]

everything from gardening jobs, socialwork, theatre and all thats inbetween

[surreal crater]

Nah I’m just bad bc I use rivers of blood

[gleaming delta]

i would want to do a summer job but idk if my parents will let me

[low osprey]

i wont report cuz yk a bit over but i hope they patch

[warped wagon]

why wouldnt they?

btw i kinda dont believe you, thunder

[whole meteor]

Same tbh. But I need RoB for my Jetstream Sam cosplay

[fervent moon]

Down terrible

[gleaming delta]

wdym

[surreal crater]

Does it one tap bosses by any chance?

[warped wagon]

i think you are bored out of your mind and that you are trolling because of it

[dapper jackal]

it deals a good 3k+ against most bosses. and you can use the cuckoo glint scraps to make it more op.

[gleaming delta]

bruh lol no im not i just wanna play the game

[dapper jackal]

ik distortion used it for one of his speedruns on yt.

[surreal crater]

Noted. I totally won’t abuse this on the fire giant today totally not

[dawn zealot]

I used rivers of blood before it was cool

[eternal mesa]

good to know

[humble vessel]

welp guess Leonine is not made to be beaten at lvl 70, he fell in 30 sec F

[surreal crater]

At level 70 I destroyed him in 10

[dapper jackal]

wait you guys beat leonine?

[dapper jackal]

me when i go through the frontgate of stormveil.

[warped wagon]

whos the artist of your pfp?

[surreal crater]

I use radahns swords and destroy everything

[orchid bronze]

that pfp is WEIRD

[dapper jackal]

them ballista's be hitting like tanks tho.

[surreal crater]

Idk

[warped wagon]

ok

[surreal crater]

Eat them

[whole meteor]

Ranni simps...they're ALL SO HORNY

[warped wagon]

weird people in here for sure

[surreal crater]

I went there with bad armor and had like lvl 12 vigor and ate them then committed genocide on everyone there

[dapper jackal]

im always horny. pfp, women, men, damn even that lamp post outside be looking like it needs some love.

[orchid bronze]

ranni’s model is a child 😹

[warped wagon]

people have become lonely... sadge

[lusty cedar]

lol

[whole meteor]

Maidenless, if you will

[warped wagon]

yep

[orchid bronze]

am i included in this wicked debauchery

[humble vessel]

I was to lazy to meme beam him

[surreal crater]

Makes adult models

[dapper jackal]

no. your pfp is WEIRD.

[orchid bronze]

it’s literally me 😦

[dapper jackal]

you cant call out my hairy wizard build.

[whole meteor]

Albinauric do not caare

[surreal crater]

Bro the razor blade jar too

[orchid bronze]

ranni cringe
melina cringe
Raya is the real waifu

[whole meteor]

No maidens?

[dapper jackal]

so your flat like paper? like that 2d drawing? 1st, your only a head and shoulders, i dont see hands, a lower body or anything. HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT A QUADRIPLEGIC? TRYING TO GET A FREE WHEELCHAIR FROM ME. WELL GUESS WHAT! ITS MY WHEEL CHAIR AND IM ALLOWED BURN WHEELIES DOWN THE HALLWAY WITH IT.

[whole meteor]

Roderika >>

But smithing master hewg could get it too 😩

[surreal crater]

Fia

[eternal mesa]

this bloody channel bruh

[surreal crater]

*You’re

[dapper jackal]

true.

[whole meteor]

Could this be a dog?

[surreal crater]

Try fingers
But hole

[whole meteor]

My most appraised message is me giving one of those dead guys in a chair head. Elden ring is such a beautiful game

[orchid bronze]

zoraya is greatest character, she literally is like “im sorry i am literally a snake” and tarnished is like idc you’re hot and then she calls you her champion

[daring smelt]

Anyone got any good Maidenless memes?

[whole meteor]

Try"Feral", reeks of no maiden

[whole meteor]

I would like to apologise for needlessly antagonising you @daring smelt it was uncalled for

[daring smelt]

😹 all good

[whole meteor]

I think Edgar is a pretty maidenless name.

[daring smelt]

Perhaps, but I need a little more substance than that for my work lol. Trying to find a few good Maidenless memes for a Fan Art shirt I made

[glacial iron]

ye, but I like Sellen too

[orchid bronze]

what armor is this even supposed to be kekw

[silent hemlock]

i think thats from for honor

[red citrus]

Daubeny from For Honor

[orchid bronze]

weirdchamp using it for elden ring

[gleaming delta]

looks quite familiar to cleanrot, so I can understand the mistake

[deft niche]

what are these nerfs?

[gleaming delta]

probably something related to For Honor, as someone mentioned above

[deft niche]

yea it all looks like for honor
was wondering why it even was sent here

[hollow cosmos]

Is this true?

[solid silo]

Drippiest costume for a faith build??

[low hedge]

Haters will say it's fake

[gleaming delta]

on what planet does she look like a child lmao, you must be blind

[ember tiger]

🙂

[gleaming delta]

yo, had to double check the server for a sec kek

[orchid bronze]

coping with sus behavior

[ember tiger]

lanni is a grown adult

[whole meteor]

Average ranni fan

[wind token]

That’s awesome

[hot nacelle]

people who find malenia definately were looking for a boss fight

[nimble pagoda]

So, what are some of the most unique armors in the game that people like? I just stumbled on Nox monk armor and I'm willingly taking the def hit to look badass

[gleaming delta]

Birds are so annoying

[hybrid grail]

That's For Honor patch notes lmfao

[gilded radish]

Me testing out my respec on the Gatefront soldiers

[winged axle]

In Elden Ring, did you know that D's armor set, The Twinned Armor, has the description that says that D is of two minds? Normally, someone of two minds can be considered as crazy. A synonym for crazy is nuts. In short, D's nuts.

[vestal ivy]

Yes but have any of you defeated candice, the duchess of sawcon. It’s a secret boss only found in the ligma of the lakes region found near the bofa zone in east deez

[hybrid grail]

Amazing

[rare fulcrum]

What a kind individual, I wonder if he is magically inclined.

[next abyss]

dog

[worthy knot]

🤡🤡

[crisp gull]

Terry crews has been summoned.

[bold hearth]

he said it!

[half stirrup]

die

[open shadow]

Lol

[rare fulcrum]

Demon of song spotted

[teal harbor]

woah is that fr

[bold hearth]

yeah haha he said it when I spoke to him at the festival after doing part of his quest

[potent thistle]

Lol what

[half stirrup]

no

[proper glen]

Nagakiba

[high coyote]

lmaoo

[covert flax]

any tips for this guy? i keep getting oneshot and ive been stuck on him for hours

new player btw this is my first fromsoft game

[ivory lance]

Don't die

[simple mirage]

Try your bare fists

[junior rapids]

LMAO

[covert flax]

stop laughing this is serious 😦 ive been stuck on him for 50 hours

[gleaming delta]

Nah bro, ure done, that boss is bugged + unfair + immortal

[livid moon]

Just for fun I killed all the story npc's

[slow trail]

can someone drop me a scavenger curved sword?

[livid moon]

how do i drop it

[magic tendon]

Does anyone have that "fighting more than one rat" meme

[glacial iron]

I loved this

[dire rose]

I thought the dragon was gonna have a cool ass cutscene but I was disappointed

[nocturne python]

If only
At least the design is cool

[dire rose]

Yeah

[alpine cipher]

good thing i played Outward prior and learned how to navigate a map with no markers

[snow venture]

That's so cute LOL

[inland wadi]

Rate the drip

[warped olive]

Drippy

[tight bronze]

zoom in on that neck

[outer fossil]

||when do you get the Gideon set?||

[tight bronze]

||you beat his ass||

[outer fossil]

||Pretty sexy.||

[astral harbor]

Fresh

[tight bronze]

not as fresh as the original post

[simple mirage]

One of the final encounters that are right before the final boss

[magic tendon]

Thanks

[lusty cedar]

#946799698243645500

[last dune]

Working on D&D stuff... may have subconsciously been inspired by Elden Ring.

[broken bison]

That’s not a knife, this is a knife!

[willow carbon]

hes impossible to beat bro, its what happens if u dont kill the first guy whos supposed to kill you sorry!

[inland wadi]

Cursed

[queen nimbus]

bruh

[last dune]

Nice

[gleaming delta]

😁

[hybrid grail]

Care to share

[old bramble]

The one potion you can make

[peak olive]

[hot inlet]

How can I post picss

[ruby obsidian]

how?

[dusty bridge]

Mfer now I got scarlet rot eggs in real life

[shut geode]

6 v 1 and I still died on stage 2

[limpid birch]

For the ones who have committed the most heinous sin

[glacial seal]

Finnaly killed that giant

[drifting furnace]

the ultimate fromsoftware masochist

[warped cliff]

Your pfp looks like my cat

[warped cliff]

Crow of judgment

[teal blade]

@gleaming delta

[gray quarry]

2.fight radahn to take out revenge for all the times he killed you at lvl 20 now that your lvl 200

[vale rose]

.

[crystal isle]

Why kill a legend?

[gray quarry]

To set rannis fate in motion

[snow venture]

maybe if the game let you craft more than 5 pot items per playthrough

[oblique gyro]

The pots are reusable

[snow venture]

You're kidding me?

[oblique gyro]

At least i think

[rose mortar]

I 1v1 and killed second try + touch grace + L

[snow venture]

I see, so that's how it works

[oblique gyro]

You are an excelent example of whats wrong with this community

[rose mortar]

Try git gud + I use the hardest build + Maidenless + Not chaos follower

[kind whale]

Why are you like this

[oblique gyro]

I hope he is being ironic about this and im gonna move on

[kind whale]

Agreed

[merry fulcrum]

What is considered the hardest build hold on

[rose mortar]

@merry fulcrum this is hardest

[kind whale]

Probably a ton of scoreseal talismans and a weak weapon

[merry fulcrum]

Doesn't look like the case from that vid XD

[rose mortar]

I only use jar cannon and pots

[kind whale]

Dude he's bragging about pvp tf

[merry fulcrum]

But. . . Nobody was talking about pvp

[rose mortar]

I use it PvE too

Killed Malenia same way

[main cypress]

you are cringe

[merry fulcrum]

XD, I mean good for you I guess, but there's no reason to put someone else down

[kind whale]

^

[rose mortar]

I'm helping, I gave him a suggestion on how to beat the boss

[random tartan]

_>

[merry fulcrum]

But you said it's the hardest build, so how is it help

[kind whale]

You are definitely not helping with that method

[rose mortar]

Getting good is how to beat the boss

[merry fulcrum]

Bruh

[rose mortar]

It's motivational. If I could kill her solo with jar cannon and pots, then you can definitely do it with anything else

[main cypress]

use breath of rot

[merry fulcrum]

Not really when you're a douche about it, If I were them I'd avoid being like you

[kind whale]

It's more like your rubbing your accomplishment in their face because you can do it and they at the moment can't

[rose mortar]

No rubbing it in would be recording it, which I also did. Clip is too long though

[kind whale]

🤦‍♂️

[rose mortar]

Keep the profanity out of here, I saw that

This is Elden Fun

[merry fulcrum]

Alright I'm not even gonna try and argue anymore 😩

[kind whale]

Yeah arguing with those types never ends well

[rose mortar]

My one shot invading build

Make the host quit, fat L. Emotional damage

[merry fulcrum]

#builds

[rose mortar]

But I'm posting it because it's fun, #builds is where I explain the build

[merry fulcrum]

You explained it by saying its a one shot build 😩

[rose mortar]

It also costs more endurance than any other stat cuz I wear heaviest armor with it. It's hardly a cringe one shot build like with magic or status effects. This one requires baiting, counter attacking, and a lot of jump attacks. Hard to do against someone with at least half a brain, which means it works on 65% of players

[merry fulcrum]

#builds

[plucky fjord]

Seek grass

[wooden fable]

I cant last 5 seconds without getting combo'd to death

[kind whale]

Wonder why they added "pickle" to the list of things players can say in messages

[rare fulcrum]

The power of music, in the palm of my hands

[plush zodiac]

hardest build is naked no weapon lvl 1 build.

[rancid wren]

Anybody know of a cool armor set for a paladin build?

[unreal bolt]

"Lover o Lover, time for pickle"

[rugged whale]

Did I just watch someone miss a stationary target?

[pliant locust]

tbh, you could do it, all you need is poison arrows and poison related stuff.. since most bosses die from poison

[unreal bolt]

"no weapon level 1 build"

[gleaming delta]

Poison darts

[unreal bolt]

True

[warped wagon]

because its an item

[frozen walrus]

The bot showed you who’s boss @charred shadow

[frozen walrus]

Lmao

[steel imp]

true story

[gleaming delta]

Grafted Blade Greatsword

[peak olive]

Stats?

[gleaming delta]

80 STR

[gleaming delta]

Ohno

[glacial iron]

I was thinking to do it

[craggy rampart]

Literally doing a Jetstream Sam run, shame the Rivers of Blood is so late in the game, all I have is the Moon veil

[glacial iron]

Vergil maybe?

[craggy rampart]

I am not much of a DMC fan

[manic lynx]

Just got the sword yesterday

Yesterday

[gleaming delta]

Not surprised at all

[manic lynx]

Bruh

[gleaming delta]

Nanomachin

[glacial iron]

Urinary infection?

[long flower]

Post best memes

[surreal crater]

Sticky nut juice

[peak olive]

[glacial iron]

Urinary infection, cancer and clotted blood?

[warped wagon]

sounds bad

gotta get that checked b4 its 2 late

[hybrid grail]

Nah don't get it checked we'd be better off without you

[whole meteor]

Sounds like discharge, might wanna get that checked 🤢(typical ranni fan, they caught a UTI)

[rapid compass]

It is far too early for this

[gleaming delta]

Sexy ranni 🥵

[broken bison]

No maidens?

[surreal crater]

It’s cüm

[gleaming delta]

What do you think Ranni drinks

[eternal mesa]

Don't think she has to

[gleaming delta]

Shhhhhhhh

[whole meteor]

You have epididymitis and should see a doctor

[surreal crater]

Nah I’ve been doing this for years at least 58 times a day

[gleaming delta]

Jesus thats a lot

[gleaming delta]

You could fill out a jar at that pace, speaking of which...

[glacial iron]

So... you have premature ejaculation?

[surreal crater]

Wanna find out

[glacial iron]

Well... If you are more than 18 better no

[whole meteor]

I volunteer as tribute

[surreal crater]

Ima kms

[gleaming delta]

Heheheha

[obtuse zinc]

love this game

[high coyote]

That fking glitch lol

[dapper jackal]

hahahehehuhu "look i can use an exploit thats invisible"

literal 6 invasions in a row yesterday all one shot me before i even got close. and i have eternal darkness slot 1 of spells to ALWAYS have it ready and i cant even catch the damn things WITH THAT. my next invasion i went fill nekked and commites seppuku with flames curse me. me and that host are now best friends.

[obtuse zinc]

SUPPOSEDLY you can sidestrafe to dodge it but i havent tried it personally

[brisk scaffold]

Is this skill?

[near swallow]

Does ranni have two vaginas

[dapper jackal]

no.

[glass violet]

My day has been made worse by seeing this :(

[azure fog]

I'm stuckt. lawl

[old owl]

What. What is this exploit, even?
As if the death aura wasn't bad enough?

[obtuse zinc]

shouldnt have fought this enemy stand user lol

[obtuse zinc]

absolutely

[old owl]

Carian Retaliation + Glintstone Scrap = Invisible, nuclear damage. It'll be patched eventually, but for now we're kinda boned.

Apparently this is the cause?

[dapper jackal]

yes. its broken af.

[minor robin]

Placidusax phase 2

[silk prawn]

how is no links allowed, how do you post then? and 30 seconds timeout?

[gleaming delta]

#media-and-links

[minor robin]

I have beat elden ring with base health, and I really would just like to say, if nobody got me, I know ritual shield talisman got me. Can I get an amen?

[eternal mesa]

Shoutout to ritual shield talisman gotta be one of my favorite genders

[amber zenith]

||since she's a doll, she can have as many as she wants||

[gleaming delta]

probably not, but at the same time why would fromsoft tell us about that

[trail kelp]

As Shania Twain once said, "Man, she feels like a woman."

[atomic cave]

why would they not?

[eternal mesa]

Obviously it is what the fans want

[trail kelp]

Most fans wouldn't know what to do with two

[velvet fable]

Most fans don't know what to do with just one.

[trail kelp]

BINGO!

[runic cradle]

only one way to find out

[amber zenith]

most fans never got the possibility to do anything with just one

[near swallow]

Yes. Sexual assault 😎😎😎

[runic cradle]

just become her consort and usure an age of darkness (:

[keen flint]

they call me the American Psyco

[meager slate]

Hughlander axe is actually my fave. Looks like kratoss leviathan

[lost marlin]

rosus axe good

[alpine cipher]

genuinely amazing, thank you

[weak brook]

stolen from Reddit

[craggy rampart]

We know

[vital rune]

???? I think the game has lost it.

[wintry cargo]

felt cute might delete

[vital rune]

nevermind. I have learned that this screen is a result of me finally meeting stat requirement without the soreseal equipped

[main cypress]

You forgot uchigatana

[surreal crater]

Someone give me a borderline nsfw pfp

[orchid bronze]

the grass calls to you

[warped wagon]

i love sekiro. i would like to have a successor to this game someday.

[timid widget]

Sekiro 2: breath of the shinobi

[warped wagon]

sekiro 2: elden gourd

[timid widget]

Sekiro 2: hesitation will stunlock you

[warped wagon]

sekiro 2: shadows die more than twice now

[nimble basalt]

Sekiro 2: shadows die thrice

[last dune]

mood

[polar sage]

bro

[hollow cosmos]

Lmfao

[cloud crag]

malenia always ons-shot me so...

[main cypress]

Be better

[polar sage]

hmmm i wonder why

[left spruce]

Gotta get more blue bar. That’ll fix it

[cloud crag]

if red bar doesn't work, blue should

[hollow cosmos]

Or its a bug

[alpine cipher]

with a health buff

[prime anchor]

Bruh I'm going to outer space💀💀💀

[alpine cipher]

btw radagon icon is p much worthless
on average its about .05s faster

[prime anchor]

Very relatable because I kill everything in sight

[gleaming delta]

Strong moment

[dapper jackal]

me when i lure hosts to crabs and lobsters

[gleaming delta]

I have never even fought the lobsters

[gleaming delta]

They're tasty, you should try it someday

[rare fulcrum]

They do not like it when you intrude

[gleaming delta]

It's one of those enemies I've never had to fight cause I just avoid them

[plucky plaza]

Only thing I ever really avoid are rune bears

[whole meteor]

Sekiro 2: electric boogaloo

[warped wagon]

sekiro 2: the sekironing

[tender snow]

jesus christ my dude thats alotta FP you got there, what are you using that much for?

[dapper jackal]

weapon arts

[cloud crag]

malenia.

[tender snow]

understandable have a nice fight

[prime anchor]

Stone coffin=no fall damage🙀

[glacial iron]

mages.

[tender snow]

will my steed survive too?

[prime anchor]

try jumping

[tender snow]

no hole ahead, therefore, try jumping

[prime anchor]

Liar ahead

[warped wagon]

sekiro: 2 fast 2 furious

[tender snow]

no liar ahead

[prime anchor]

Dog ahead
All the more no horse ahead

[warped wagon]

liar ahead, but be wary of dog

[tender snow]

Pope dog ahead

[prime anchor]

Let there be critical hit

[prime anchor]

I like the name format

[meager slate]

im quite tired of the times i see ppl with a katana and a kite shield

[tender snow]

oh yeah lemme fix that

[prime anchor]

Wdym

[meager slate]

like, dude, pick a proper medieval age

[warped wagon]

i use two lordsworn straightswords. both are at lvl 20 and 23

[tender snow]

ok i fixed it so its correct to my ingame name

[prime anchor]

I see

[tender snow]

if i space it i would have Krzysztof Jaromi

[prime anchor]

Somewhat concerned about what's ahead

[tender snow]

dog ahead, therefore undraw weapons

[prime anchor]

Last time I saw "dog" it was a dragon

[warped wagon]

no fear, my fellow tarnished. go ahead

[tender snow]

it was cute though

[prime anchor]

I will slay this foul beast

[warped wagon]

👍 🦶

[rare fulcrum]

Crab ahead

[tender snow]

I Am King Of All That Is Golden!

[prime anchor]

Dies in minutes*

[tender snow]

weak foe ahead

[prime anchor]

Liar ahead

[potent thistle]

Try fingers
But hole

[tender snow]

Try dog
But Hole

[potent thistle]

Try down

[tender snow]

Go north south

[tawdry pebble]

Boss ahead
Message placed in front of a boss mist
Thanks Sherlock

[prime anchor]

No secret item ahead

[tender snow]

i thought the piss door lead to the bathroom (very mature)

[long flower]

Post memes

[tawdry pebble]

Yeah,me too,i felt so betrayed

People:using ranged weapons is cheating
Me:

[gleaming delta]

so you are cheating?

[rose cedar]

Me and Greastword™️ No magic, no shields, no consumables besides flasks, no pots, no ashes, no summons. Bonk and more bonk.

[ruby obsidian]

hehehehe moonveil katana go swoooosh

[tender snow]

swooosh swaaaaashh swiiing

[ruby obsidian]

i agree

[tawdry pebble]

Playing the game is cheating

[obtuse zinc]

mfs are NOT ready for this build

[prime anchor]

Masochist behaviour

[ruby obsidian]

owning the game is cheating

[tawdry pebble]

Infinite roll

[prime anchor]

Oh i thought you said no flasks either my bad

[tender snow]

buying the game is cheating

[ruby obsidian]

thinking about the game is cheating

[tender snow]

watching the trailer is cheating

[tawdry pebble]

Have to play from a friend's account with the eyes closed in order to not to be considered cheating

[ruby obsidian]

exactly

[rose cedar]

Still medium load so no crazy rolling antics. Base FP too. its so teeny

[tender snow]

hearing the game is cheating

[ruby obsidian]

the game is cheating

[tawdry pebble]

Playing using a keyboard or a controller is cheating

[rose cedar]

the way it drops my inputs, I agree

[ruby obsidian]

wii remote time

[tender snow]

playing using bananas is cheating

[tawdry pebble]

I play usin voice commands

[ruby obsidian]

i play using sheer force of will

[tender snow]

playing with your voice is cheating

[tawdry pebble]

Aww bruh

[tender snow]

just imagine "ROLL ROLL PARRY ATTACK HEAVY ATTACK STOP BEING DUMBASS JUMP ATTACK" and you wake up everybody in your neighborhood

[tawdry pebble]

Remember that video of dark souls with voice commands,that was too good

[tender snow]

lol send me that vid i forgor 💀 what it was

[tawdry pebble]

I can't, no links allowed here
Just search on YouTube "Dark souls voice commands" you will see a bunch of them
They are hilarious

[tender snow]

ok got it lol

of course its slimecicle lol

[tawdry pebble]

Can't wait for elden ring voice command

[long flower]

Post memes

[tender snow]

memes

[ruby obsidian]

cant wait for elden ring 2

[warped wagon]

Postoffice memes

[gleaming delta]

Why there is 4 people

[dawn mauve]

Because of malenia

[plush spruce]

Kowabunga time

[whole meteor]

Teenage mutant ninja dog?

[covert mango]

help

[stray basalt]

"I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the head"

[young charm]

This arena looks like a painting

[tawdry pebble]

"Tis but a scratch,
Just a flesh wound"

[gritty patio]

where is the dragon lord

[pine nimbus]

somebody wanna weapon trade me a cross naginata

[main cypress]

Bottom of crumbling farum axula

[rare fulcrum]

Have you checked your butt

[hybrid grail]

☝️

[silver yoke]

u can get 7 people with a lil trick

[gleaming delta]

Never seen more than 3 people so i was suprised when i saw 4. Guy spawning

[silver yoke]

ah well cause the game is a lil broken, ive found a way to summon 7 people (golds)

imma try with reds later

[gleaming delta]

Yeah i learned today that if invader wears host talisman he can fight with other invaders as well

[silver yoke]

wdym u dont need that on?

[gleaming delta]

No what i meant is when you ise tongue that attracts invaders you can get 2 invaders at once which they cant attack eachother normally but if one of them wears that talisman makes you look like host they can attack eachother

[silver yoke]

the host just needs to use the taunters tongue then u can fight other reds

[gleaming delta]

Slow mode problems...

[silver yoke]

haha ya slow mode but u can always fight reds u never needed a item to do it

[gleaming delta]

I dont think you still getting the point. i can attack both of them but other 2 invaders cant attack eachother normally but if one of them wears the talisman he can also attack other invader which makes 1v1v2 instead 2v2

[silver yoke]

no no no im saying reds can attack reds without any items to do so

[rare fulcrum]

Ay guys check out this burial watchdog I caught

[waxen shoal]

silver teardrop. high iq meme

[eternal mesa]

how

[covert mango]

Is a meme that's how

[eternal mesa]

good

[minor viper]

5Head game journo things.

[waxen shoal]

i mean both feature breathing living beings

[rare fulcrum]

Nudity and betrayal

[glossy glacier]

HEY PAUL

[dapper jackal]

^^^ aye. respect if your an og bleed build. rip to you now because its cheesy ❤️ 😂

[muted sentinel]

As long as you are having fun in the game. dont listen to those who tells you it cheesy build XD

[nimble basalt]

Once everyone figures out how to dodge the cheese itl be fine

[young dome]

Gone through the entire game being invaded by bleed users, thankfully my turtle build can withstand a lot of it

[muted sentinel]

I always get invaded when im trying to play with friends

[nimble basalt]

I haven't been Invaded

[muted sentinel]

I always hide and let them kill the invader

[young dome]

It's a win win when I get invaded in places like Nokron with tons of ledges, it's a nightmare to deal with my shield crash ash of war when hiding behind a fingerprint stone shield. Most invaders usually tried jumping to me to be met with my shield instead, falling to their deaths

[whole meteor]

Rip Miura

[obtuse zinc]

highly suggest bringing the proper equipment to handle these types of players and checking for swords before approaching anyone!!

[gleaming delta]

yay

[dawn zealot]

This happened to me

[obtuse zinc]

not mine LMAO same idea though i respect it

[ember hatch]

link more memes please need to add to my collection

[warped wagon]

scroll up

[meager slate]

search engine optimisation

[gleaming delta]

finally one of them #ELDENLORD

[vagrant raft]

Started with samurai class and thought bleed was cool

Didnt know it was cheese

[lusty cedar]

#946799698243645500

[vestal sparrow]

Will Elden ring add more weapons and magic in updates

[hybrid grail]

This guy is still being a backseat mod lol

[lusty cedar]

Forever and always

[hybrid grail]

Not unless there's a DLC

[vestal sparrow]

Why not

Can’t updates also add or do the same thing except it’s required and doesn’t cost money

[gritty patio]

no but i was just checking your moms

[hybrid grail]

Where tf would they add them, it's already a complete game

[gleaming delta]

I really considered screaming at people for not using proper chats, but I'd just end up looking like a wannabe mod

[hybrid grail]

All the elden ring memes just get reposted over and over again so like who cares lmfao

[gleaming delta]

yeah it's just best to ignore it

[lusty cedar]

I simply mention the proper channel. Don't report them, argue with them, or get mad. Just mentioning the proper channel ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[opaque marsh]

nice dog

[vestal sparrow]

Cant people add updates to complete games tho

[gleaming delta]

dog ahead

[lusty cedar]

I have a feeling you are new to FromSoftware games.

[hybrid grail]

Or maybe new to singleplayer games in general lol

[hexed tundra]

LETS GOOO

[gritty patio]

why do they keep making disc, why not digital

[obtuse zinc]

no words for this i feel bad

[obtuse zinc]

goes hard

[broken bison]

Caelid crew

[orchid bronze]

doesn’t happen lol

[merry fulcrum]

Alot of people don't have internet idk

And the collectors value is better, and what about when that consoles server just dies

Well I guess digital would still work if it's already downloaded

But you get the idea

[primal mason]

@obtuse zinc you hit one of my friends w your sanic build I cried laughing

[weak flame]

This channel should be called Elden Meme instead

[steady terrace]

Ah the perfect amount of Runes

[brisk scaffold]

Can never play again

[vestal sparrow]

Yea I am I don’t even have any yet

[west coral]

Nice

[vestal sparrow]

Why not

[lusty cedar]

They will release a lot when the DLC comes out. Otherwise the only updates they come out with are bug fixes and balance changes.

[young dome]

No point adding content updates to an already complete game lol, better to focus more resources into DLC for extra revenue

[lusty cedar]

Elden Ring is not a live-service game. It is released like old school games.

#946799698243645500

[sullen chasm]

Oh my bad

[hollow cosmos]

Less to Download and Disc = collection = trophy = good feeling

[young dome]

• Some boxes they come in look hella nice (Diablo 2)

[lusty cedar]

just look at chain, ez

[vestal sparrow]

Ok thx

[gleaming delta]

This game is for babies, no mimics? Baby game too ez

[civic orchid]

anyone just wanna talk and play dm me

[weak flame]

Use the agape ring

[orchid bronze]

not how fromsoft works

[lost marlin]

Does anyone have the neutral face emoji meme?

[gleaming delta]

[minor robin]

To think that once, long long ago, I found a second uchigatana in a cave somewhere and thought that ussing two katanas would be an original idea since I was only doing it because I figured it would be like my onikiri and obidachi DS3 build.

I have seen so few other weapons. It's all power stanced katanas, casters, and cheesy gimmick builds.

[lunar egret]

i too vote for elden meme

[minor robin]

Yeah, my build is power stancing katanas

[weak flame]

This makes me so upset man. Cause I wanted to dual wield katana back when I first saw the moveset with frost magic, while everybody else was talking about dual ugs. I changed my build for this very reason 😩

[west coral]

my build is power stancing fists

some day i'll beat soldier of godrick.....

[minor robin]

Yeah, I have two +25 cold nagakaibas, but I preffer to use lances now instead. Fr? I can't even complain. Piercing fang on the pike just feels good, and the helicopter attack on my naginata gets me my ds3 nostalgia.

[west coral]

the virgin katana wielder vs the chad trumpet bubble blower

[minor robin]

But it still erks me to see every single person using the same thing

[minor robin]

the thad weathered straightsword user

[west coral]

based

[minor robin]

I know this game isn't darksouls, but still, I miss him...

[west coral]

this game is BIG dark souls

[sweet vector]

A little spoiler for Blaidd and Diallos

[minor robin]

this game is the unused space in gael's arena

[weak flame]

That's Atlus Capital

[west coral]

this game is all the unused space from the dark souls pvp arena cus no one is using that anymore

[minor robin]

of all things, I thought the pvp arena would make it back in this game.

[west coral]

it probably will in dlc. the blocked arena looks pretty sus

[minor robin]

as I went through the game, I kinda just ranked areas on how likely I thought they were to become the pontiff sulyvahn balcony

[west coral]

raya lucaria academy gate south

[minor robin]

truly

I also thought the area you go to before being sent to placidusax would be a cool choice for pvp though

[west coral]

fried shrimp shack

[minor robin]

don't come to the revenger's shack tomorrow

[west coral]

ooooh i might

[minor robin]

I love the npcs that just give you thier half-finished pvp builds

[west coral]

but do they love you back?

[minor robin]

Of course not, they are soulsborne invaders. They love nothing in this world

[warm ibex]

any dark souls 3 enjoyers here?

[minor robin]

60 strength with black knight greatsword and master's attire.

[warm ibex]

I only started the game today

[west coral]

10 strength fully naked with fists only

[teal osprey]

Damn that blue hedgehog

[alpine cipher]

so the sacred relic sword is a body

[minor robin]

likely radagon's

[teal osprey]

Lmao that's funny to think about

[minor robin]

you lost, get sworded

[teal osprey]

Holdon @minor robin

This'll do

[minor robin]

I really do not like how this game traps you in an area until you are able to complete the impossible task of summoning somebody

Omfg, accidentally just summoned a one-shot build and killed it. My heart rn T-T

if nobody got me, I know opaline bubbletear got me.

[weak flame]

Definitely 💀 everybody ganking with lightning

[weak flame]

Yep. It's when the Beast grabs Radagon in the cutscene

[dire rose]

Poor morgott

[dire mortar]

ive tried that but it feels to slow for a dex build

[minor robin]

Have you considered power stancing colossal swords? Thatay be more your style

[surreal crater]

Bruh just defeated Malenia and got the sword but realized it requires like 48 dex

[torn crane]

People say that a lot of enemies have delayed attacks
I really don't get why because the only enemy i encountered which such attacks was this guy

[broken bison]

I have sinned, I’ve used the bird relic farm, but I couldn’t take the grind anymore having to change a build at level 50

[real merlin]

The urge to always summon the almighty jellyfish

[umbral saffron]

Highly impractical & inefficient build
but goddam does it look badass having 4 greatswords

[oblique gyro]

XD

[minor robin]

I just need to say, the jellyfish is a she. It has a sister and is reffered to as such in game.

the jellyfish had more lore than you the player.

[gleaming delta]

Before the boss fight

After the boss fight

[real merlin]

Okay?

[gleaming delta]

Le onion ring

[real merlin]

Le onion ring

[umbral saffron]

Ye Tarnished Oinion Lord

[gleaming delta]

Legends say, a single onion ring caused the shattering.

[umbral saffron]

imagine a Elden Ring Sequal with Demon's Souls Remake graphics

[viscid drift]

Infinite hp poisoning jellyfish

[runic kite]

Mimic tear better

[obtuse zinc]

how does the community feel about lazy players afk farming for “free” runes?? i personally go out of my way to kill em (pictured here)

[worthy knot]

omg so this is where those f***ers have been hiding

[obtuse zinc]

they go to the other side too, you just gotta be careful not to fall off trying to get a good angle on em

[worthy knot]

idk why they camp there. leaving doesnt grant them any rewards, i hope

[obtuse zinc]

i think the philosophy is that sometimes people jump off/kill eachother/get killed by hunters but i prefer to just hop down and kill em, they dont even get that many runes for it way less than the mohg palace farm

[minor robin]

Every single interaction with the dung eater feels like this to me.

[west coral]

do you know the definition of insanity?

[dapper jackal]

dude tysm i go around pvp'ing and i could never figure out where these people went.

[obtuse zinc]

nothing compares to this literal stand ash of war

[obtuse zinc]

no problem lmao, i honestly hate how many people just camp down there for fun its mad annoying for invaders and hunters alike

[dapper jackal]

and thats what i dont get. why hide? its gonna normally be a 2v1 anyway unless you invade the one guy who's ACTUALLY fighting invaders. and that can only happen if you use that tongue item. ive been fighting in lirunia, because lightning + water = op. and i really want nerfs to wetness. 40% lightning res but it drops to 8% or less the moment my feet touch water. good mechanic and nice addition. hate that honed strike/thunderbolt ash of war are so broken lmao.

[wanton willow]

What Ash of War is that?

[obtuse zinc]

phantom slash, you get it from a nights cavalry in northeast Forbidden Lands

[wanton willow]

♥️

[snow venture]

ty!

[patent bolt]

Y’all I finally beat the beast and got the ranni ending. I’m so excited bout it

[gleaming delta]

Yey

[graceful vault]

Anyone have an extra rivers of blood katana

[gleaming delta]

Commit seppuku

[warm birch]

Yo where is this boss

[teal osprey]

Like the first catacomb you see

[scenic flume]

..☹️

[vivid nebula]

Power of lag

[last dune]

Ehhh, not the worst thing to do since good invaders can just game the host by hunting down all the hunters that come their way to get runes themselves.

[gleaming delta]

yes YES YES!!!

[surreal crater]

Plowing Malenia would be worth the pain