elden-fun

[jade wagon]

@cloud hill

[hoary saddle]

then the message reads "dog ahead"

[dire rose]

FINALLY

[nova siren]

Madge

[lusty cedar]

I do it to bait put the parries

[old owl]

kek, yeah. After she killed me a few times, it got real irritating. Was like "YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU'RE KINDA FAMOUS NOW PLEASE SHUSH AND DIE."

[lost marlin]

Can’t relate, I’m at Raya Lucaria

And not much further then that, which means it probably isn’t prudent to come into spoiler central

[red maple]

blade of MIQUELLA i heard that so many times i wanted to hard shut down pc

[meager moss]

Im stuck at Radagan

[old owl]

She's like the bro from The Princess Bride; Inigo Montoya.
Always introducing herself and then killing you.

[meager moss]

you killed my father now prepare to die

[old owl]

Malenia, Blade of Miquella:

[meager moss]

yeah now someone photoshop her helm over his head

[old owl]

On it. But it'll be lazy.

[meager moss]

hehe

[red maple]

ping me when you do

[old owl]

@red maple @meager moss

[meager moss]

YAS!

[red maple]

just put the text at the bottom now xD

[old owl]

The colors and tones work quite well, even low-effort. Oh ye, definitely. One sec.

Font ideas? What's the sort used in Elden Ring, what's similar and common?

[meager moss]

nice

[old owl]

👌

@red maple

[red maple]

gj UWU

[crisp flume]

new leaked elden ring boss

[gleaming delta]

lol says "cute oni, sopmod" 😭

[crisp flume]

😭

[patent furnace]

always take time to chill with your homies

[warm ibex]

anyone wanna make an op build for me

[stray basalt]

But will that OP-build be still enjoyable and OP in Your hands? In soulslike everything is OP if used how you are most comfortable with playing.

[tiny sequoia]

mega knight!

[warm ibex]

I just can’t find something I enjoy

[warm ibex]

I enjoyed dual wielding Moonveil but it’s quite boring now and obviously stupid op

[sterile pike]

ranni is an F tier waifu

[quaint thicket]

What other weapon do you wield with moonviel

[warm ibex]

Moonveil…

[hybrid grail]

I'm gay as hell and i think this is an F tier opinion

[sterile pike]

She's a piece of blue wood and looks like a smurf.

[trim escarp]

sucks being wrong af but there is room to learn

[stray basalt]

Patches best waifu.

[sterile pike]

Fai is the best girl

[old bramble]

Yumm

[livid pond]

The scrunkle

[gleaming delta]

Drip

[gleaming delta]

[obtuse zinc]

whoever designed the audio in this game is a GENIUS this was MADE for 3x speed

[obtuse zinc]

objectively wrong image, carian knight armor is one of the drippiest

[obtuse zinc]

goofy ass hammer heavy anim

[rancid fiber]

nah hoslows armor set drippest

[remote moat]

can confirm- also gay as hell and ranni is queen material

[vague palm]

Nah Raging Wolf armor drip

[gleaming delta]

Me after not beating melania after 3 days

[regal dust]

claymore cosplay

[rough vortex]

[crystal isle]

🤦

[nova siren]

Kinda looking sus with that helmet

[crystal isle]

only has 25 and is past the mountain of giants

[last dune]

I have 24 and I beat the game.
Granted, I have around the same amount of HP as my DS3 character sooooo yeah. lol

[unborn sinew]

elden ring fist fight with a random guy 😂

[trail lynx]

Out of curiosity what is the clothing you're wearing? I am a fashion ho and really want to collect all the fashion x'D

[patent furnace]

aristocrat hat, vulgar militia chest, iron gauntlets and patches' pants, low poise but I ain't sleepin on drip. Going for a bloodborne look

theres a better look at it

[teal osprey]

Who levels 40+ vig?
Are you gonna get hit or something? 30 is fine

[unborn sinew]

40 is low

[patent furnace]

50-60 bro

[red maple]

Here comes the “I simply can’t laugh at a meme, I need to inspect it and reply”

[trail lynx]

btw guys if anyone gets a meme that is "bite this onion" but its a shabriri grape i'll love you long time

[red maple]

Seriously touch grass everyone tis just a meme, this is how you become maidenless.

[trail lynx]

yaaaas I have a character that has that bloodborne character look

[teal osprey]

@red maple my bad I should've done it with chicken writing to make the sarcasm more obvious

[patent furnace]

sicko, was pretty happy with how the pieces fit together, the drip I used for the first half of my first playthrough

[red maple]

Maidenless behavior stop pinging

[night fulcrum]

i should've rolled better

[teal osprey]

@red maple

[haughty sphinx]

Damn all my stuff getting deleted...

[night fulcrum]

also like this is reddit tier humor why are you malding

[boreal jay]

imagine if elden ring would have a ubisoft open world lmao

[signal wind]

careful with that in future, I read that getting killed by hackers like that can get your own account banned from online play

[torpid moss]

You have to pay to dupe remembrances

[night fulcrum]

yeah read below i already know

[signal wind]

ah ok thats good then

[last dune]

ooof, Rip

[heavy notch]

Worst boss in ER?

[gleaming delta]

good morning chat 🙂

[vernal shell]

Don't insult ||Malenia|| like that

[vernal shell]

good morning fellow Warrior of the Sun 🙏🏻 ☀️

[gleaming delta]

holy crap she has a lot of hp, wtf

[vernal shell]

not only that, ||she gets back HP if she hits you||

[gleaming delta]

plus she evades every projectile and literally oneshots you. Looks like its gonna be a fun boss for me 😂

[gleaming delta]

wait what

[vernal shell]

when you're fighting ||Malenia|| you really need to be on your A game, otherwise you're definitely dead

[gleaming delta]

Dj caelid lmao 😂

[vernal shell]

the Elden Ring memes have been very strong

the strategy is real simple
They are rage, brutal, without mercy
but you
You will be worse
Rip and tear until it is done!

[gleaming delta]

POV me drinking every single flask charge before Malenia even hits phase 2:

[vernal shell]

The fluid found in the Crimson Flask is without question M U G

[gleaming delta]

what if its Melina's fluids? 😳

[vernal shell]

bruh

[gleaming delta]

[hushed patrol]

this is fine

[gleaming delta]

RIP

[hushed star]

*best

[vernal shell]

pfp checks out

[hollow snow]

dude wtf with your stats ? its so low and here you are lmao

[gleaming delta]

yea looks like hes level 70 or something

[hushed star]

yes, indeed.

[heavy notch]

nah, I just never upgraded Vig, Mind, and End lmao

[vernal shell]

The best part about ||Malenia|| is that I'm pretty sure she's not even evil in any way, she was just ||destined to be a goddess of Rot and that's pretty metal||

[gleaming delta]

phase 2 Malenia is not fair, because she gets naked and distracts you

[heavy notch]

it's also scaled to the host, and I don't even know abt his stats lol

[vernal shell]

unless both players play near perfectly, having a summon for ||Malenia|| isn't worth it because that HP bonus is thicc

[hushed star]

||based opinion, tired of people saying my waifu evil :c||

[vernal shell]

it's like the old expression
not all who wander are lost

[gleaming delta]

Wise words mr. Tarkus, how did a smart fella like you end up falling to their death from a church ceiling?

[hollow snow]

well, she rot radahn the chad, She prob had a reason, but damn, obviously ppl are gonna hate her, even though at the very beginning I think that lot of ppl thought Rada was the villain and malenia a neutral/ally NPC

[heavy notch]

||Radahn is even better tho, he survived her and people made an entire festival dedicated to putting him down||

[gleaming delta]

She didnt kill radahn just corrupted him

[hushed star]

first off she didnt, you literally do that in game and second they were both fighting for the same reason so they are as bad as eachother really

[vernal shell]

oh I didn't die, I just left my armor near that corpse so that I could help the undead champion on his journey
I'm definitely still in Sen's Fortress drinking Golem tears 😎

[hollow snow]

dayum, king here

[vernal shell]

@gleaming delta

[gleaming delta]

Ez clap 😎

[vernal shell]

there can be only one iron champion around here 😎

Has anyone found a summon in Elden Ring who's on the level of Tarkus?

[fathom kestrel]

this is why you're maidenless

[vernal shell]

this is the type of man that Melina deserves

[last dune]

I mean, I find it hard to think people thought she would be when her boss battle was shown off in the trailer.
Honestly, I thought ||Pretty much all of those bois in the trailer would be bosses and I ended up being right.||

[vernal shell]

literally me in February

[inner moth]

Same

[unborn sinew]

She is the one with the force

[narrow gale]

||Great Horned Tragoth|| is pretty far up there

[vernal shell]

I have heard tales of this lad, though I am yet to go to where he is

[narrow gale]

The man is a beast!! Imo he can right next to big man Tarkus

[vernal shell]

well now that I have two Greatswords thanks to a trade, I can properly double clang some fools 😎

[narrow gale]

I love it

[vernal shell]

if our object is truly to murder some gods, we have to have some large armaments 🙂

[narrow gale]

🤣 🤣 🤣 I wanna find someone willing to trade me a second Pykes Warspear so that way i can be big pumpkin man with pokey sticks

[hollow snow]

yeah, I should've mention "used to be good"

[gleaming delta]

Budget tree sentinel

[hollow snow]

at least its not the difform armor

[gleaming delta]

At least I took my shoes off at the door

[pliant prairie]

elden drip

[gleaming delta]

Where did your get those anchors 💳

[pliant prairie]

someone helped me transfer one from one character to another

[gleaming delta]

Where can I get one anchor

[pliant prairie]

at the morne tunnel

it goes well with the jellyfish shield if you cant get a second one

[gleaming delta]

Thanks tahm kench

[pliant prairie]

[hybrid grail]

🤝

[remote moat]

🤝 homosexual ranni simps unite

[glacial iron]

nooooooooo

[glacial iron]

mage

[tribal knoll]

ayo?

you saying I'm gay for simping for ranni?

[remote moat]

What is that feat of mental gymnastics

I replied to someone saying I'm gay and I like ranni, with saying I'm also gay and like ranni, homosexual ranni simps unite

You're the one who brought up your own potential gayness my dude

[hybrid grail]

Man's had too much Twitter

[merry fulcrum]

Femboy ranni

[gleaming delta]

Oh no

[remote moat]

Direct correlation between fruitiness and Twitter use, can confirm stat major

[surreal crater]

You get an extra joystick to play with

[calm gulch]

Im gonna look that one up

[tribal knoll]

suuuure, you didn't say ranni simps are gay suuuuure, I believe you suuure

[surreal crater]

Good idea

[remote moat]

So I know this is a wild concept, but there is this cool thing called using your eyes, because the neat thing about discord is that it literally is written down

[tribal knoll]

suuuuuuuuurely

[calm gulch]

Welp rule34 only Gott lots of furry and 4armed ranni

[remote moat]

Can't tell if you're joking with me or being serious but if you are joking I apologize for being crabby

[faint owl]

I have finally done it. Gotten platinum for Elden ring

[tribal knoll]

hardstuck plat can't even get diamond

[meager rampart]

Rannis hot

[meager rampart]

Loser

[hybrid grail]

Are you dense or baiting I can't tell in this society anymore

[remote moat]

Doesn't matter, still gay

[hybrid grail]

🙏

[hazy parcel]

When you find out the two fingers everyone is talking about are actual giant fingers

[charred pelican]

hey guys, i just found Rocky Balboa, prepared to give Godfrey a nice american beating

[silent herald]

how long until someone beats the game as dale from detroit urban survival training?

[old owl]

kek
I love how customizable and detailed the faces are. You could probably make a guy that looks like yourself, if you really tried.

[silent herald]

i may have to do it myself with no weapons, just like the legend himself

[hazy parcel]

Better than dark souls 3 where it was easier to create an abomination lol

[hybrid grail]

Just max or minimize all your sliders

[worldly veldt]

😳

[vernal shell]

I wish the artist had signed it so I could hire them to make me something

[tribal knoll]

Society?

[worldly veldt]

[hybrid grail]

Someone said that Ranni is an F tier waifu, so I responded that's an F tier opinion despite the fact that I'm gay, and someone agreed with me, and u went and thought that meant all ranni fans are gay

[worldly veldt]

😳

[pastel sonnet]

Guts & Griffith

[hybrid grail]

😳

[worldly veldt]

boob

[coral rover]

I like those character designs, hella cool, but screw Griffith. Just had to share. I'll retreat back into my hole.

[tribal knoll]

You're not gonna fool me goofy I see right through you, you calling ranni simps gay, wishful thinking you wish I was!

[tawdry plinth]

what's the armour?

[coral rover]

Guts one is dark cavalry set, or night cavalry, dont remember the name.

[pastel sonnet]

Yeah nights calvary set

[worldly veldt]

ranni ugly but Patches oh my gawddddd

[coral rover]

What abt the maiden, whts her name again, melina or sth

[pastel sonnet]

Dung eater is my waifu

[worldly veldt]

Dung eater all cheeked up

[coral rover]

I still need to meet that mf

[worldly veldt]

hes so dreamy

[hybrid grail]

On god

Dung eater is so slay queen 💅

[solid canyon]

Whos ranni, never heard of her

[worldly veldt]

i want patches to betray me by sticking his big spear behind me 😳

what even happens to him anyway my guy just dipped after volcano manor

[hybrid grail]

I think he just sticks around in murkwater cave

[odd gate]

surely malenia is no match for the hoarfrost stomp spam

[worldly veldt]

he left murkwater for me all i could find was his armour so i guess he just vanishes

[hybrid grail]

Yea couldn't tell ya

[worldly veldt]

hes off to the next fromsoft game

[hybrid grail]

I refuse to believe there won't be DLC for this game there's no way they just didn't put in an arena like the other souls games

[worldly veldt]

well theres a bunch of cut content found so im sure it will be implemented im still peed off that 2 npc questlines are still in the game but have no closure due to them having cut content lol

[hazy parcel]

Maliketh in a nutshell

[hybrid grail]

Maliketh is a fun fight I wish this game had gauntlets like sekiro

[remote moat]

Oh don't worry you can create some abominations

[umbral condor]

I just want lightning (infusion) to scale off faith instead of dex

[hazy parcel]

Beautiful

[unborn stratus]

What’s the leg armor

[surreal crater]

Ranni is nut material

[past blaze]

True but you are still down bad regardless.
Touch grace.

[surreal crater]

I’ll touch you

[bronze star]

I mean a bunch of hackers/modders already found like 5 totally detailed colosseums in game that are just not accessible at the moment so it seems pretty likely we'll get an arena pvp dlc or update

[swift trout]

The whole world is your arena, -20$ for a platform to stand on btw

[marble perch]

😂😂

[hazy parcel]

This is maskless Varre apparently

[dense isle]

with a mimic yes

[dense isle]

downbad for a non fictional character, maidenless

[dense isle]

marika havent showned up, and the sun guy mask aswell, so probably who knows george doesnt really like putting dlcs

[novel glacier]

Moon Waifu

[loud shoal]

Hahaha you win

[surreal crater]

I’ll turn you into a maiden

[hollow inlet]

finally

[rare whale]

Am i the only one who just loves crucible knight memes

[dense isle]

too bad im already im one 😏

[dense isle]

couldve crop

[coral rover]

L+Maidenless+Touch Grace

[sage karma]

Found an image that describes the feeling of being summoned to a host that immediately dies to the wind or smth

[gleaming delta]

honestly the armor of maliketh looks like something raiden would wear

[surreal crater]

Ben dover

Ima get banned in less than a week I swear

Lol

[eternal mesa]

You ruined that guy's day

[warm ibex]

what builds everyone using atm?

[red owl]

I’m using a strength/endurance build

[warm ibex]

nice

[west coral]

Str/fth for me

[gaunt flame]

Rate him 1-10, how beautiful is he

[warm ibex]

what weapon and armour

[west coral]

Blaidd armor and like 6 different weapons. Everything that scales well with str and fth

[warm ibex]

im using a bleed / vamp / lifesteal build now

[red owl]

Axe of Godrick is my main weapon currently and then my armor is a mix of all sorts of heavy armor

[warm ibex]

cool im using rivers of blood with bloody slash nagakiba

lots of Arcane, Vigor, strength and End probs gonna switch naga for blasphemous

[red owl]

In my second play through I’m thinking of doing a faith/intelligence build

[warm ibex]

yeah im on 2nd playthrough, i was dual wielding moonveil but got bored, thats why im trying bleed/lifesteal

[hybrid grail]

I'm powerstancing frenzy spears and using only frenzy spells lol

[warm ibex]

should i use blasphemous blade with river of blood katana or should i use the other katana dual weild

[west coral]

Did you alt f4 whenever you got invaded

[drifting ermine]

Ps5

[west coral]

Did you turn off the ps5 whenever you got invaded

[drifting ermine]

Nah but elden ring crashes somtimes it was unfortunat it crashed when I invaded

[west coral]

Damn, at least it's temporary

[drifting ermine]

I was told it would probably be a week

[dusty bridge]

It is an issue on Xbox as well

[drifting ermine]

The game crashing?

[sterile pike]

Fai is best girl

[errant nebula]

bloodbath lmfao

[dire pebble]

😂😂

[sterile pike]

Best wife

[trail kelp]

til these are two different ladies

To say I'm playing the game wrong would be an understatement

[snow venture]

I love the use of glintblades for this meme

[sterile pike]

lol

[remote patio]

Among Us is better. im feeling sus today, better not call me the imposter senpai. owo did you just sabotage 02 because your taking my breath away. my thumbs look like among us people. maybe the game would be better if it used the combat system from Among Us. very clunky i cant even call the emergency meeting. the tree tree Seconal guy looks really sussy, i was trying to do my tasks then he killed me, for some reason i didn't become a ghost but the game restarted (bad game design in my eyes). i chose the astrologer class because im a Virgo and its literately me. i was hoping the class could tell me the other characters star sings so i could decide if they are worth interacting with but because the game is bad i couldn't so i waked around the little starting area looking at the (admittedly nice graphics) scenery. After about 3 hours of walking around i decided to see if the tree guy would let me go by him, and of coarse he didn't (im guessing hes a Libra). so that is my review of the game elden ring.

[pale sorrel]

this hurts me on a spiritual level

[wise mason]

ok but you can’t even deny that all of these are true

[dire pebble]

Does this count for me if I’m Str/Faith/Arcane build 🥺🥺

[wise mason]

Lmao I’m the exact same

[dire pebble]

I like my dragon incantations and big axe/sword 😭😭😭

[wise mason]

🤝

[wise mason]

I like big weapons with ancient dragon lightning

[dire pebble]

Oh God we’re proving the meme right

[wise mason]

yes I’m also very lonely

[dire pebble]

Malenia fans…

[wise mason]

I’m a ranni stan

[dire pebble]

General Radahn enjoyer

[wise mason]

Tree sentinel enjoyer

[snow venture]

ranni simps rise up

[lost trellis]

Haha!

[forest venture]

I got to the second phase of Renalla but there was a cutscene where Ranni got mad at me so I died and didn't go back

[eternal mesa]

good luck beating the game then

[forest venture]

Does it break rannis quest or do I have to do something else first?

[eternal mesa]

i did the ranni quest after idk

[gleaming delta]

No

[forest venture]

Ok then ill fight renalla

[eternal mesa]

but you gotta beat renalla to beat the game so

[gleaming delta]

Could technically just body Radahn and Godrick right?

[forest venture]

I already beat godrick

[turbid lion]

?? no

[eternal mesa]

dont you have to beat her to get to the capital?

[turbid lion]

I thought you just needed 2 random great runes

[gleaming delta]

Nope. Just get the two Dectus medallion parts to unlock Altus, then go kill Radahn.

[past blaze]

Yeah it doesn’t need to be her

[eternal mesa]

yeah idk, still usefull to beat her tho

[turbid lion]

Not really all you get is respec and a few quests progress

[eternal mesa]

respec is useful is it not?

[turbid lion]

not if you're just going a singular build

[eternal mesa]

i switched builds alot so it was useful for me

[turbid lion]

I do recommend still doing renalla for the ranni quest

[wise mason]

you don’t need to kill radhan tho?

[gleaming delta]

Is there a way past the Godskin Noble before Rykard without glitches?

[eternal mesa]

do the volcano manor questline.

[turbid lion]

godskin noble can be cheesed

[wise mason]

Just don’t do volcano manor quest line

[turbid lion]

you need to kill at least 2 shardbearers so he's saying how you can skip renalla and do radahn

[wise mason]

oh nvm

[gleaming delta]

Thinking about it, true. You have a choice of two between Radahn, Godrick, and Rykard if you don’t want to kill Rennala.

[turbid lion]

on my current character I'm at Mt glemir and I've only killed renalla just left godrick behind

[wise mason]

radhan is the hardest so just skip him I guess

[turbid lion]

I'll probably get comet azur start sellen quest then do radahn do I can get moonlight sword

[gleaming delta]

So make that Godrick and Rykard instead

[wise mason]

pretty much

[turbid lion]

I don't recommend rykard at low vigor it's pretty painful fight

[gleaming delta]

Tbf Rykard is just bullet hell and that’s only in phase 2

[red owl]

Why are you people saying to skip main bosses. Renalla is a main boss plus when defeating her you get runes which you can use for leveling

[wise mason]

Rykard was one of the most annoying bosses I fought because of the spam attacks

[turbid lion]

I can get as many runes as renalla drops in like 5 minutes of farming

[wise mason]

Because he doesn’t want to fight her

[turbid lion]

if you wanted to beat the game in a funny way I'd do mohg and rykard as my only 2 lords

[red owl]

But still the boss fight is very beautiful in my opinion I feel like missing it sort of takes away from the game if you want the whole experience

[gleaming delta]

Completely forgot about Mohg

[turbid lion]

you can fight mohg as soon as you have 1 great rune

[wise mason]

ok that’s cool but like the guy doesn’t want to fight her so we’re telling him his options

[icy cosmos]

Boys and Girls, it is done

[wise mason]

Mohg is a cool boss

extremely annoying but pretty cool

[drifting oxide]

Mohg enjoyers rise

[turbid lion]

prettu simple once you get the purifying tear and his chains

[versed herald]

nicely done 👏

[gleaming delta]

This has been getting me thinking about what a minimum bosses without glitches run would look like. First half of the game would be Rykard, then a choice between Mohg and Radahn, then Draconic Sentinel, Godfrey, and Morgott. After that it’d get a bit more linear.

[wise mason]

I mean pretty sure there’s already been a speed run for that that was like 2 hours

[turbid lion]

all remembrance is 2:08 rn

[gleaming delta]

O h

[boreal jay]

ay

[turbid lion]

any% is like 26 minutes

[wise mason]

yep pretty much

[drifting oxide]

Rate the drip

[turbid lion]

-4 bad drip

[dusty bridge]

So, I got warned again for that meme of all memes?

[gleaming delta]

u-uh..uhhh...

[drifting oxide]

Atleast 1 for the maliketh helm

[turbid lion]

this made me want to kms (:

[turbid lion]

yeah bro thats why u dont get -5

[wise mason]

ye I fking hated rykard

[turbid lion]

i had soreseal on so he just oneshot me (:

[wise mason]

not even the one shotting just the amount of spam attacks

[turbid lion]

just skulls are the issue

[wise mason]

yes, so fking annoying, but he also uses his sword attacks or snake head attack while they’re all on you

[worldly veldt]

for me he didnt even go into the weird chaos skull phase i just kept stunning him lol

[turbid lion]

yo rate the drip

[wise mason]

I could only stun him once

So I just spam jumping heavy attacked

[worldly veldt]

iv noticed if his face is close to the ground and you do the heavy it does more stun

[turbid lion]

i want to fight him with a +10 serpent hunter

[random creek]

game isn't even that good

[wise mason]

It just does more dmg than normal attacks

[random creek]

only spent 10108 hours on it

[wise mason]

The thing I hated most is that the weapon only works in that fight and not outside.

[subtle lintel]

Me waiting for fc6 to become fun

[turbid lion]

lowkey its still a solid weapon outside of the fight

[wise mason]

I meant like the effect tho

[gleaming delta]

Does improving serpent hunter actually make its damage better?

[worldly veldt]

rate the thicc

[turbid lion]

yeah it increases it like dramatically

[wise mason]

Yes Way more like a lot a lot better

[gleaming delta]

Oh cool. Actual 1-step guide to making Rykard easier.

[turbid lion]

ur r1 combo does like a fourth of his health at +10 lmfao

[gleaming delta]

Yo what

[drifting oxide]

100/10

[wise mason]

Yep

[open steeple]

Hows my elden bling?

[turbid lion]

i mean but whos throwing a somber ancient dragon shard on the serpent hunter

[gleaming delta]

Me lmao

[drifting oxide]

Whats the armor shes wearing

[wise mason]

I only had one and used it on my bloodfang

[turbid lion]

kinda bland tbh

[open steeple]

Understandable

[turbid lion]

i found 3 in my original playthru and used 1 on moonlight greatsword, 1 on meteoric blade by mistake, and another on hand of malenia

[gleaming delta]

I’ll at least get my serpent hunter to +9 to optimize my Rykard fight.

[turbid lion]

yeah ill do that before ng+ at least

[open steeple]

Well enjoy these cool screen shots

[gleaming delta]

Wouldn’t the WA deal more damage with Alexander’s Jar Shard?

[turbid lion]

wth what kind of freak would write this

[open steeple]

Ah beautiful

[gleaming delta]

8.3/10

[fiery tapir]

Wait how do we post pictures

[alpine cipher]

r8 the drip

[wraith niche]

Me

[meager cloud]

Yes 😏

[civic violet]

@alpine cipher you mostly stayed true to good old classic, tho I find it lacking creativity as it looks a lot like wolf set. 7/10

[alpine cipher]

yea it was just something to go with the sword i dont have a lot of red armor

[warm ibex]

what do you guys think of ruins greatsword

[drifting oxide]

Its great

[warm ibex]

yeah ive had it for ages but never used it , just upgraded it and started with it and brass shield, pretty fun

[alpine cipher]

this is my daily walker

[warm ibex]

drip too hard

[alpine cipher]

torrential downpour

[turbid lion]

how do u manage the face staring at you

[alpine cipher]

what ever could you mean?

[unborn stratus]

Leg armor tho?

[alpine cipher]

tis art, draped across my back

[gleaming delta]

yo anyone wanna hop in a vc

[turbid lion]

nah im on call with my kitten rn

[alpine cipher]

🤨

[gleaming delta]

💀 🕊️

[warm ibex]

@alpine cipher im level 286 just smashing through people with ruins greatsword hehehehe

[gleaming delta]

can someone please tell me where to go to get to this boss the one after godrick

[alpine cipher]

im 140. blasphemous blade is really good for high level faith/dex/str

[warm ibex]

i can use basically anything in the game with my build

[alpine cipher]

imma soft cap everything but int. saving arcane for last

well i might do str last, cuz e scaling on my godskin peelers

[warm ibex]

except 50 End with 45 in str and int

[turbid lion]

Just go 99 str like pure alpha male

[dire pebble]

😭😭😭

[surreal crater]

Penis

[trail kelp]

randy Ranni

[alpine cipher]

nvm, THIS is the new drip

[hybrid grail]

Dry asf

[knotty tendon]

fr

[hybrid pond]

Wow

[humble vessel]

When you start feeling like a tree sentinel for a Second

[old owl]

Your horse can't even breath fire. Lame.

Fire-breathing horse is clearly slated for the DLC.

[dire quail]

anyone know a really good afk rune farming spot?

[old owl]

Bosses.

[dire quail]

my ass is weak asf, im lvl 40, trying to get rune to level my self up to use a insane ass sword

[old owl]

Ask for farming spots and I will tell you this:
You will suffer for farming. Just play normally, explore and hunt down big bossy bois for loot and souls to go with them.

[dire quail]

ill take your advice but wdym ill suffer?

[old owl]

The map is built to be fit for differing levels, if you run into too tough a foe just mark them on the map for later and seek lesser foes.

[old owl]

Do you want to spend like 20+ minutes grinding low level enemies or do you want to get all the runes you need in one go battle after intense battle?

[dire quail]

ive defeated margit, just not too sure where to go yet. ive go to two other spots on the map.

[hybrid grail]

There aren't even really any good spots to farm til you get to Mohgwym's palace late game either way lmao, and even then the most optimal way is with a sword that you get from the final boss

[dire quail]

honestly idk, just need a few more upgrades so i can use a high powered sword

[old owl]

It's a matter of the experience over time. Grinding is a bad strat for enjoying the game and racing to max your levels isn't gonna make the game more fun.

[old owl]

This, as well as the fact that simply put: Tougher enemies drop more runes when slain.

[dire quail]

true, not really trying to max out. just need like 6 more levels and i can use what i need to start being able to fight again

[old owl]

Bosses drop the most, typically. If you wanna grind souls/runes, I suggest putting your golden sign down in front of a boss room for a boss which you feel is easiest to slay and gives decent runes.

It also benefits folks looking for help, so there's that.

[dire quail]

ok, do you have any recommendations on what boss i should go for next? i defeated margit

[remote patio]

is it just me or is pc version really badly optimized

[old owl]

Legit just wander the map within Limgrave, find a dungeon with a boss you can stomp.
Not really a science to it, every build and weapon set and player combination changes the difficulty of a boss on a personal level.

[humble vessel]

This pic was taken moments before one of them noticed me while I was drinking
to put it shortly I died lmao

[remote patio]

Im on low setting and even im getting ~50 fps and i got ryzen 3700x and a 580

[dire quail]

alright, thanks for all the advice definitely going to help

[dire quail]

saw this on tiktok lol

[old owl]

It's not really a matter of optimized settings, but rather the method of things being handled in-game is iffy in spots.

More a general optimization issue related to the new genre of open world, as maxed settings don't actually affect the performance much more than low/off on many IMO.
Apparently the anti-cheat is also causing issues.

[dire quail]

how did you get the armor too? i have the sword

[hazy solar]

explore the weeping peninsula if you haven't

[old owl]

He's like lvl.40, that'd be a hard ask RN

[dire quail]

i have some of it discovered, like 60%

[remote patio]

Also the trees look really weird maybe thats just my monitor being deep fried

[old owl]

Turn SSAO on and set shadow quality to medium.

[remote patio]

Alright i will when i get home

[old owl]

SSAO on is a must. Lack of terrain shadows makes things weird.

[humble vessel]

in Aurizas Hero Grave

[old owl]

Shadows low versus medium is a gap like minecraft and mid-grade, so it's aptly named.

[remote patio]

Also is the story good in this game i only got a hour in the game

[humble vessel]

Its hard to explain in text

[old owl]

Anti-aliasing is meh, I turn it off... But the game boots up and it's set to HIGH again by default. Really annoying to fix that every time I restart the program.

[old owl]

Yes, but it's not gonna be spoonfed to you with a character that talks to themselves constantly like in Horizon Zero Dawn's BS

Listen to the NPCs talk, connect the dots and read the descriptions of boss-weapons and weapons looted from NPCs.

You'll have at least a good inkling of what's going on towards the end.
It's a very fantasy setting and I love the whole blood rot thing, as well as its origins...
And the madness. All very compelling arcs, as are those of the characters you meet.

[humble vessel]

And your character doesnt tell you where to go, like horizon does

Why are messages always deleted?

[old owl]

Wow, okay. Shut up bot. Case and point of the few NPCs that won't shut up with their repeat lines tho'...

[old owl]

Bot doesn't like spam, all-caps, links, etc.
It's very intolerant.

[humble vessel]

I still love Margits: Someone must estinguish thy Flame

[noble crypt]

weeping peninsula isnt that bad he’d be fine at level 40

[old owl]

The level of his enemies isn't the problem, it's the amount of elite units and hyper-aggressive flighty ones.
The Weeping Pennisula is where he'll run into ||large bears, hobgobs, beast-bird-men||, etc.

Not to mention the ||pumpkin-heads||.

[noble crypt]

i just avoided the really crazy enemies like the ||golems|| and used wolf summons in ||castle morne|| to win the fight with numbers and a bit of luck

and ||leonine misbegotten|| isnt too bad either

[old owl]

My point is, while it may be a cool region, it's a bit too sudden for a newbie to run into unless they're a souls veteran.

[noble crypt]

yeah i suppose thats a fair point. itd be like doing the forbidden woods skip on your first ever bloodborne playthrough

[old owl]

Never played Bloodborne. I had most of my early days on Xbox 360, then much later on my PC.
I didn't even know the FPS-durability bug was a bug, back on the console.

[hybrid grail]

Bloodborne is worth buying a Playstation for

[old owl]

I was just used to everything breaking super-fast, so I used greathammers almost exclusively. alongside woodgrain rings

[noble crypt]

bloodborne is what got me into the souls games

[humble vessel]

I ran around with way to much weight in DS1 remastered bc i didnt know why I was so slow, sad times lmao

[dawn zealot]

Bloodborne is great but not worth several hundred dollars

[old owl]

kek, imagine never learning about equip load or bothering with the stat

I cannot fathom being hyper-over-encumbered in a souls game without offing myself after an hour of play.

[hybrid grail]

👎

[dawn zealot]

The average bloodborne fan

[old owl]

L be like

[noble crypt]

👎

[green sigil]

👎

[royal lodge]

on my 1st try LOL.
almost did both bosses in 1 go

[fickle swan]

I mean by that logic, I could buy Bloodborne or I could buy elden ring, ds3, DS2, and ds1

[royal lodge]

or a car

[knotty tendon]

bro what car u getting for 200 dollars

[fickle swan]

200 dollar car? I'm in

[nova siren]

Epilepsy warning

[royal lodge]

ez

[fickle swan]

I'd drive it

[humble vessel]

Sekiro be left alone crying in the corner

[fickle swan]

Haha honestly u could probs buy sekiro too

[old owl]

I kinda seeth internally when someone declares Elden Ring not to be worth its price-tag, when they've never played and are saying such because the "constant" stutter and crashes.

IMO, the game is definitely worth it even with such issues.
It's just that massive and packed to the brim.

[royal lodge]

is it time ?

[knotty tendon]

car looks like an airpod

[humble vessel]

Fifa is the exact same every year but there its fine or what, people are weird

[royal lodge]

good game

[old owl]

Spoiler, but ye
The change in the message format really hammers home what you just did.
All-knowing bugger believed it impossible, but you proved otherwise.

[royal lodge]

not like 90% people seen it

[old owl]

Only those whom beat it have seen it, so

[royal lodge]

lots of people spoil themselves

[hybrid grail]

Luckily I've never even had any performance problems, online is still busted with lots of disconnects tho

[old owl]

I didn't. And we're not here to argue if they'll do it themselves. Just spoiler the image, it blurs unless clicked.

ezpz

[royal lodge]

cant hide after being sent i think F

[hybrid grail]

Eh it's sort of what you get for lookin at a meme channel in the first place

[leaden cliff]

it is definitely worth hundreds of dollars

[royal lodge]

does the ending i choose have any impact on the game after

[old owl]

Hard disagree.
The game is good, but not good enough to justify buying an entire console that'll become a useless brick within a 10 year period.

[old owl]

Different endings get you different loot.
Ranni's ending got me the ||Moonlight GS||.

[royal lodge]

what xd moonlight gs is from the optional quest

[hybrid grail]

You can do Ranni's questline without committing to the ending, goes for every questline cuz it let's you choose at the end which seal you want to use to ||repair the elden ring||

[royal lodge]

i accidentally did ranni's ending instead of normal ending, did i mess up or does nothing change

[hybrid grail]

Doesn't matter cuz u can just go to ng+

[royal lodge]

ok forget ng+ does anything change

[old owl]

It's the true one. Given to you for becoming her eternal consort.

[hybrid grail]

No the ending doesn't change anything in your current ng cycle

[wise mason]

Endings don’t effect anything

[royal lodge]

so i didn't miss out on a weapon or anything, i just got a different cutscene and steam achievement that's it ?

[old owl]

It does. Enemies get a little tougher, but only a lil bit.

I can say this, as the guys in Limgrave no longer die to a single lazy bonk where before just grazing them on horseback would slay 'em 100% of the time.

[hybrid grail]

Pretty much

[royal lodge]

damnit im mad i accidentally chose wrong ending

[ashen pond]

and i chose the wrong console to buy elden ring on ;-;

[royal lodge]

pressing E on mending the ring gave me options but ranni didn't

[hybrid grail]

Well u gotta go to ng+ to get all of em anyway

[royal lodge]

i didn't want all of them just wanted to be elden lord and gg

[hybrid grail]

Too bad

[worldly veldt]

Lord of Frenzy best ending

everyone gets Ranni what do i get? Paid

[royal lodge]

sounds like something someone maidenless would say

[hybrid grail]

Who needs maidens when you can be the maiden- I mean the lord of chaos

[worldly veldt]

🤝

and hey in a way i aint maidenless i got a girl chasing me down to the ends of the earth...she wants to kill me but still

[royal lodge]

whats' the cap on flasks

[hybrid grail]

14 at +12

[royal lodge]

damn im at +6

does ng+ take away my smithing stones or can i just farm a ton before i go ng+

[rough river]

anyone has that Renna chad meme saved?

[hybrid grail]

No that would be stupid, it only takes away keys and stuff

[spring zephyr]

"Elden Ring's hitboxes are so good bro" 🤣

[royal lodge]

what's stuff

[hybrid grail]

Keys and items that act as keys like lift medallions

I just realized the bot deletes all swear words bruh

[manic bough]

a ss D|ck (um

[royal lodge]

damn bro elden ring players out here defeating gods but not allowed to swear

[manic bough]

sh|t

[royal lodge]

i go here but nothing happens

[hybrid grail]

U have to click on the red sign on the ground

[manic bough]

I have one Elden Ring every single of my fingers.

[royal lodge]

thanos

[manic bough]

Are u one of these mor0ns, who claim Giant Crusher was reference to Marvels Thor?

[royal lodge]

what

i use it cus it's best strength weapon

[manic bough]

Fu(k that guy

[royal lodge]

😹

[red pine]

Where Thor hamma

[royal lodge]

im gonna get 2 of them in ng+ and 1 shot everything

[red pine]

Giant crusha

[manic bough]

As long as u don't claim, it's a Marvel reference

[royal lodge]

can i join people that aren't in ng+ if im in ng+ ?

[hybrid grail]

Yes

[royal lodge]

how to unlock this area

[manic bough]

Wanna see me FUNNE COPYPASTA???

[red pine]

Yea

[hybrid grail]

Secret medallion of rold one half is in village of albinaurics one half is in the sol castle

[royal lodge]

ty

fcking wont let me teleport anywhere ???? im not in a cave or anything

[worldly veldt]

happens to me to

[hybrid grail]

Have to rest, if you're underground or in a large building it won't let you at all until you either leave or beat the boss at the end

[royal lodge]

what are these blu and red things now wtf

[meager moss]

lol

[royal lodge]

what is this bruh im so confused and i cant tp

[worldly veldt]

you gotta quit the game and log back in it happens to me when i enter near the final boss area

[royal lodge]

anyone know what this is tho

[worldly veldt]

no clue what that is though first iv seen it lol

[grizzled yarrow]

u press R1 if i aint wrong,and its shows where people are activating coop or pvp

[royal lodge]

im on keyboard

[distant arch]

yes that is the sign for where there is multiplayer activity

[old owl]

They are seriously tight.
Nothing you can do about ping jankness tho'.

[royal lodge]

ty

[old owl]

Get a microsoft-compatible gamepad.

This game is ass on mouse and keyboard... As are most in this genre of controls and combat.
It's like why you don't use a gamepad for competitive shooter titles.

[cobalt marlin]

Im in your ceiling

[north spade]

It's an indication of how many players are in that area, blue is for co-op, red is for PVP.

In practice, I genuinely don't know if it's an accurate measurement, because I never get any activity near Gatefront in Limgrave, even though they have the biggest PVP and co-op circles.

[royal lodge]

finished entire game on keyboard perfectly fine

[north spade]

Could be that it's lower level people, but I'm not certain.

[royal lodge]

although i still get confused sometimes switching weapons and using the skill

[old owl]

Bruh, I can finish DS2 on a DanceDanceRevolution dancepad, that doesn't make it ideal.
Likewise, I can play loads of shooters on a gamepad and even win against guys using mouse and keyboard for pinpoint aim.

But again, it's just not the optimal device for control.

[north spade]

Also, pretty proud of this. 😁

[sharp otter]

Yeah, same. Maybe there is some level cap, idk

[royal lodge]

i think it depends on the person cus i play everything on keyboard and would suck on controller

[royal lodge]

technically u can still get all the endings in elden ring

[old owl]

That's just a matter of practice. Gamepad is a mechanical edge for this game.
You can play without, but you're depriving yourself of a possible advantage which will influence every single fight.

[north spade]

Already done the ones for the achievements, no real need to do so. 😄

I'm waiting for PVP arenas to be added, as that's really all I have to do in ER anymore.

[trail kelp]

when this has happened to me, it's because I've aggroed a nearby enemy. Can't teleport until I move away from them or hide and they ctfd

[royal lodge]

im pretty sure u cant even open map when an enemy is on you

[trail kelp]

ah, that's right
Not sure what's up in your case, then, sorry

[north spade]

Nope, no fast travel or map in "combat". Unfortunately, it's got the same effing problem as Skyrim and other TES titles. One small enemy a mile away and you can't do anything. It's wicked annoying to not even be able to look at the map.

[royal lodge]

was just a bug, had to reload it fixed now

[trail kelp]

cool

[old owl]

Chug twig-brew in your physick flask and fling yourself from a cliff.
ezpz fix.

[polar holly]

yummy toes

[royal lodge]

that's cool is the moon there cus of ranni ending ?

[hybrid grail]

Pretty sure it's always there

[surreal crater]

Ranni is Breedable

[hazy solar]

:(

[surreal crater]

Would you rather bang a dog

[mild plank]

Can I get the sauce on that PFP? Lmfao

[hazy solar]

no

[surreal crater]

Gonna be real with you I just use google

[gleaming delta]

idk why but to me these look the same

[mild plank]

Droopy “beard,” downward slanted eyes, brown forehead coverage. Makes sense to me.

[solar pendant]

that has nothing to do with hitboxes, thats just latency of soulsborne pvp
the hitboxes are very good, the netcode/latency is terrible as usual

[royal lodge]

so can i disable this thing from 1 shotting me

[silent hemlock]

bring it down!

[low lily]

what character should I select

[dry magnet]

Probably LeBron James

[low lily]

🤨

[obsidian bluff]

mage if you are cheap and vagabond if you wanna get stretched by everything

[floral quail]

I like my current build it’s fun to use but idk if I should go to sum efficient I’m like a dex/faith boid, rm

[low lily]

I might choose wretch or samurai

[obsidian bluff]

samurai is fun

[lost marlin]

Warhammer 40k moment

[dreamy crane]

I would only recommend wretch if you’ve played other Dark Souls games and want a real challenge. up to you though.

[old owl]

We already have modders? FR?

[alpine cipher]

Yea, but dont spoil it for them

[primal scarab]

pizza sauce

[mild igloo]

End game goal reached

[worldly veldt]

should be 69696969

[alpine cipher]

I smell a redditor

[worldly veldt]

😳

[royal lodge]

is this the op meteorite thing i see people using all over

[worldly veldt]

yes

[royal lodge]

les go

[dim flicker]

I killed a man for this armor I regret nothing Drip is fine

[livid parcel]

ive reached peak edge

[dim flicker]

whats that armor?

[sick magnet]

Am I their god?

[royal lodge]

holy shi they going at it

[turbid lion]

sellen nooo what happened to you 😭 😭 😭

[turbid lion]

This isn't as bad as the malenia one

[glass violet]

The one posted in the main channel or another one

[royal lodge]

this game looks sick

[thick ferry]

Anyone need help with godrick?

[rotund silo]

not mine, just thought was funny

[real merlin]

After 27 times it isn't

[distant totem]

Malenia never stood a chance against this peeked tarnished specimen

[mortal blade]

@distant totem yo character thugly as hell

[meager bane]

I hate it

[heavy notch]

ah yes, facebook ads for games

[distant totem]

What being maidenless does to a mf

[jagged talon]

Same

[humble shuttle]

I leveled dex 😭 🤧

[royal lodge]

tf

[last dune]

Mmmmh, Cozy

[royal lodge]

is that for madness ending? i already did an ending tho, can i turn back to normal ?

my eyes are red bruh what is this

[forest venture]

Wow the first time I've seen someone actually say not to do summons

[rugged island]

I keep seeing the 'wah wah summons make the game too easy'argument, some of us have jobs so spending a week learning one boss fight is dumb

[gleaming delta]

"Dont use a game mechanic"

Is all I hear

[rugged island]

They aren't happy unless everyone is doing bare fists, no armor, no vigor runs

[gleaming delta]

Should I off patches or follow his quest of nonsense? I'm on NG+ and never found him on the first run

[grave flicker]

Never kill a patches 🔪

[graceful carbon]

I'm doing the torch only run, and holy sh*t the drip is real

[turbid lion]

why are u wearing that mask bro 😭

[gleaming delta]

Cool il forgive and forget

[stray basalt]

Remember in ds3 dlc he helped you find the route out. Kind man.

[grave flicker]

And hug

[royal lodge]

do u lose all ball bearings in ng+

[distant totem]

Lol it boosts arcane so I get the max bleed out of the katanas

[lunar cipher]

Is it just me getting destroyed by the godrick nights with storm abilities like

[lilac willow]

Peak big boi performance worthy indeed 👌

[lunar cipher]

They’re so damn annoying

[turbid lion]

it makes you do like a loooooot less physical dmg bro 😭

[graceful carbon]

i mean the torches are actually not that bad

and playing with hoarfrost stomp kind of took enjoyment of the game from me, i legit just feel like i skipped 70% of the game. So i got to fire giant on my OP HOARFROST playthrough, and decided to start over with torches, even though i suck at souls likes

[distant totem]

All that matters is the end result, and that is malenia is beaten 😄

I’ve beaten the game three times now and she and valiant gargoyle are the only two bosses that make me sweat

[lunar cipher]

Does anyone else struggle on the godrick knights with actual weapon arts

[turbid lion]

nah but you definitely made it like 10 times harder than it had to be bc the dmg difference is pretty significant

[distant totem]

It didn’t seem like it was that bad. I’ll have to run some tests just to see how drastic the change is, unless the tests are already done

Looks like the decrease is like 2%-5%

[leaden cliff]

buy it speedrun bloodborne then return it

[karmic breach]

Meowden ring is fun game

[graceful carbon]

its not, ive been grinding first godfrey fight with a torch for last 1,5h

[red maple]

pics that go hard

[high galleon]

What’s actually inside Alexander

[graceful carbon]

I did it, godfrey first fight with only a torch

[subtle rock]

Why cant i send pics. I have the perfect schizo elden ring meme

[subtle rock]

Those are two torches. Redo it

[graceful carbon]

powerstancing doesnt work with torches, i just brought the second one out cause it looks cooler

[subtle rock]

Now do cracked pots only

[hearty acorn]

love the emote

[subtle rock]

Why cant i send pics :(

[wraith niche]

I have peaked

[gray field]

Literally one shot

[wraith niche]

Nah I tried the one shot tech with it
It moves too much to focus

[surreal crater]

I’m very sad I need 16 more levels to get my intelligence to 60

Like 5 mill runes

[hard bramble]

Either farm or do the exploits haha

[subtle rock]

You're on ifunny arent you

[mystic maple]

Give me hugs..anyone..let me be in your nightmare.. hehe

[subtle rock]

Cringe+no maidens+touch grace+no runes

[fickle briar]

No but my friends are, they send me stuff a lot

[rotund silo]

L + maidenless + no runes + touch grace + ungrafted + invaded + parried + scarlet rot + one shot + you leveled dex🐶👺

[exotic cypress]

Guessing gifs don't work on this discord?

[hybrid grail]

I love this picture so much

[silk dock]

Who's the artist?!

[mystic maple]

Someone in boo app share those.. i dunno the artist

[silk dock]

Damnit. Tis time to hunt for a twitters or other media via reverse search

[neat summit]

Chump change

[surreal crater]

Well you see I like to get levels legit

[neat summit]

Why

[surreal crater]

I like the grind

[neat summit]

Ok

[surreal crater]

P

[distant osprey]

rip ez mode

[patent furnace]

lol

[lost crag]

My Mimic Tear + 10 is weeping

[neat summit]

With the build I have its doing pretty good

Decent damage and has enough health to reliably hold aggro

[patent furnace]

wonder how significant that nerf will be, I mimic tear the crappy gank fights with normal enemies since its lazy design

[neat summit]

Still the second best one in the game. Black knight tiche is the best one in the game

[lost crag]

My controller wont work anymore :((

[feral idol]

Same I have this issue with it

[hallow sedge]

how much worse is sword of night and flame now?
really dont wanna spend 2 tears to respec twice to test it

[lost crag]

tears are super easy if you have ||Nokron|| accessible

[hallow sedge]

ive respecced a lot. only have a few left for this playthrough

[feral idol]

My keyboard and controller for some reason will not work anymore I just got a little mad after I tried killing the same boss for 5 hours if anyone has a fix that would be nice

[lost crag]

LMAO

[hallow sedge]

have you tried turning it off and on

[feral idol]

will try rn

[pine timber]

Which boss?

[high dagger]

The spider with a sword and a shield from the beginning

[feral idol]

Malenia

[pine timber]

Makes sense

[rotund silo]

black forces check out lol

[hallow sedge]

wow sword of night and flame was NERFED. like heavily

[hearty hawk]

kinda funny. cause its a melee weapon. but they buffed magic, so glass cannons are better

[rotund silo]

got it last night and was trying to figure out why everyone called it broken lol

didn’t realize it was nerfed, it’s not terrible but it ain’t all that it was hyped up to be

[gritty patio]

ugh they took away the sheild machine gun😭😭

[halcyon roost]

Lol thx for letting me know

[wise mason]

Is it actually gone or just nerfed

[gritty patio]

it’s gone

[latent night]

understandable

[solid silo]

Good ol’ fun

[obtuse zinc]

patchnotes show big nerfs to everything that isnt sorcery, and big buffs for exclusively sorcery pretty much, BUT they added more jarburg content so really a win win tbh 😩

[tame birch]

lets play a game, whats wrong with this photo

[real root]

where's the dog

*turtle

[tame birch]

🙂

[obtuse zinc]

No dog ahead :(

[solid silo]

Should drop dog meat

[solid silo]

Cool mine is blaidd and black knife

[echo wren]

hahaha i got tp behind a boss that can one tap me

[solid silo]

Great Boss battle ending

[uncut condor]

😭that's a sin there's no ahem turtle

[remote moat]

thank god hoarfrost has been nerfed

[echo wren]

so close lost my horse

[finite hatch]

dwayne johnson eyebrow gif

[hearty hawk]

if u did what i think u did and killed him.. your banned from elden ring

[sinful obsidian]

Tis but a scratch

[tame birch]

I am the new bell bearing hunter

[hearty hawk]

Rip

[gleaming delta]

oh god

[sacred ginkgo]

No one wants to see my Pokemon cards

[sick valve]

I’m having elden ring withdrawals

[sacred ginkgo]

Same

[sick valve]

I can’t take this anymore

[sacred ginkgo]

Love this

[elfin current]

This is how you respond to salty invaders

[unreal bolt]

What is this.. Turtle you speak of, could you possibly mean a dog?

[mint token]

Married the waif-blue

[meager moss]

That reminds me of Firbys

[meager moss]

these pics

[trail anchor]

Cunny?

[meager moss]

All i can say is WOOOOOOW!~

[gilded moss]

The final boss died to this

[proper glen]

I no longer wish to live on this planet

[gleaming delta]

Incredible

[crystal isle]

Meme made by me:

[languid blaze]

He's a demon

[merry fulcrum]

Ha ha puppet gush

[merry fulcrum]

Are you refusing the puppet gush 😔

Simply not allowed, L+invaded+touch grace+no puppet gush+get some maidens

[languid blaze]

Yes

[merry fulcrum]

Sinner

[mystic maple]

I dont get it.. he give her the elden ring?????
And someone burned the elden tree????
What is this story?
Wtf this mean?

[merry fulcrum]

No

Just do her quest line

[mystic maple]

Ummm i dont play..i just watched..but maybe if the player did it.. i will know why..

Who is that? Renna has 4 hands

[merry fulcrum]

That's not the elden ring, and that's not the tree

That's ranni, her other arms are behind her

I'm not trying to spoil anything lol

[mystic maple]

Ohhh her name is Ranni not renna.. thats not spoiling lol..

[merry fulcrum]

I'm keeping the info weak is all, just watch a playthrough of her quest line, it's really fascinating

[mystic maple]

Someone gotta explain the story line.. i like this so far but i think something is missing with the storyline..

[merry fulcrum]

With ranni or the main story?

[mystic maple]

Her dress all blood..she has no hat.. but thats Ranni? Oh they have different story than the main story? I give up..

[merry fulcrum]

Those pics are at the end of her quest, it's a really long and twisted side quest

Basically the entire ranni quest story would have to be explained for you to get those pics XD

[winged axle]

Renna is|| the name of witch disciple i guess its ranni disciples||

[merry fulcrum]

Yeth

[winged axle]

Bruh if you dont burn the tree how tf you can suck marika tits

[merry fulcrum]

They haven't played the game they said, let them be XD

[crystal isle]

In your dreams you can, and wake up to find out It was only just a dreeeeeam 🎵

Congratulations you’re still maidenless

[winged axle]

Nah fam they called me thomas the frenzied lord

[crystal isle]

Nah ima call you T-bagged when I’m done with you 😎

[merry fulcrum]

You called?

[crystal isle]

Dis d- I mean uh my Horn when I blow bubbles

[merry fulcrum]

Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh, I make some bomb ass tea

[crystal isle]

Oh lovely please refer to my actual name tag ☺️

[unborn sinew]

Do ranni quest and you get to ||marry ranni well she a doll but who cares||

[hybrid palm]

I dont get it xd

[unborn sinew]

I think he means loosing 600hp

[hybrid palm]

Still strong as hell :D but i see now

[mystic maple]

Yeah not digging the whole ring thing

Burn baby burn 💛💛🔥

[hybrid palm]

Why every soul game is like: every female character makes a great waifu, every male character dies sooner or later, and patches... Fk patches

[merry fulcrum]

Yes

[gleaming delta]

Most women die as well, besides the true waifus

[hybrid palm]

None died so far on ER, still havent finished snow region, but yeah... Well maybe one, but there is a way to avoid it, and one became poop but didnt die

[gleaming delta]

If you do all questlines (god have mercy), then you'll see a couple more corpses

[merry fulcrum]

I'm stuck on the boss for Fias 😔

[mystic maple]

Which are the name other female soul game? Let me google

[gleaming delta]

What

[hybrid palm]

Huh

[mystic maple]

Male character die? He is not elden lord? What about the fricking ring that we fight for?

[gleaming delta]

I dont think I understand, but this question probably is for other chats

[hybrid palm]

Wait he misunderstood what I said, i dont mean player character but in game characters, npcs xD chill

[mystic maple]

This game getting too weird to understand. But it was interesting..thanks anyway

[hybrid palm]

Yeah might be like that if its your first FS game, but what I wrote is generally a fixed rule for all of them (with exceptions) so it is not a spoiler or anything

[gleaming delta]

Death is common in most games, get used to it

[ancient iris]

with this update have solved the stuttering?

[unreal bolt]

The regal ancestor spirit

[surreal crater]

Just drill a hole and make a special doll

[merry fulcrum]

I-

Poor Ranni

[hollow fractal]

i dont support or condone cheap sex jokes

[surreal crater]

Cry about it

[merry fulcrum]

Heeeeey, drills can get pretty expensive ya know

[hollow fractal]

but true, had to wait the unnecessary 30 second time thing

[tropic cape]

I just got elden ring I’m going become a Samurai

[hollow fractal]

no

[tropic cape]

Hm?

[surreal crater]

Don’t worry I got one

[merry fulcrum]

I may or may not have to join you in this ceremony

[surreal crater]

She’s gonna look like a girl at the end of an animated adult film. The h word is forbidden here