elden-fun

[shell ore]

The magic pixel Health

[wind meteor]

well the thing is that i died

[shell ore]

Oh wait you died at the same time you killed the boss.

[wind meteor]

i killed the boss and the bosses spell hit me so i died right after

[shell ore]

Well atleast yours actually counted unlike me, I was fighting that boney looking tree sentinel near the capital and I ended up killing him at the same time I died and when the prompt that tells you a boss is killed popped up, I went on loading screen. IT DIDN’T COUNT AS KILLING HIM.

[opal flint]

Idk where memes go soooo

[kind whale]

When do we got floppa summon in elden ping

[mystic wharf]

"Elden ring should have easy mode"
Just use a trainer, its not that hard xD

[glacial wave]

Can we please appreciare how dumb some people are

[foggy solar]

They’re not dumb. It’s the buyers who are dumb

[lavish sundial]

Spamming kek

[atomic cave]

is that a gank boss i see?

[lavish sundial]

its the annoying crucible knights, I use the ruin sword cuz it got good range attack , I can barely fight 1 but 2?

[winter bone]

I hope you can never play elden ring again

[atomic cave]

the one in the evergaol was hard enough, two sounds horrible

[frosty tapir]

?☹️

[cursive sundial]

Bro I’m level 18 how do you do this

[dense isle]

no maidens?

[oak vortex]

Got my first taste with a non boss HP bar Crucible Knight from the Four Belfries teleport, man that was just painful

[lavish sundial]

yeh i defeated them with my minions and especially ruins sword

[glacial wave]

I pray for the bricking of your pc or console

[muted mirage]

Hi guys I need a advise

[north flame]

hehehehe

[north flame]

DAMN. that jaw line

[finite eagle]

That is terrifying

[winged ivy]

he aint comming down

[native dragon]

It’s here

[north flame]

ez game

[wind meteor]

nvm got it

[wise warren]

I don’t listen, but then I do a quick 180 with Torrent

[sage rover]

Me and Kanye approve of this game

[sage rover]

What beach

[gleaming delta]

melina my beloved

[sage rover]

My 16th try did the trick

[winged ivy]

.... i cant do the boss it's always bugged for me

[solar glade]

He's just standing there... valiantly.

[winged ivy]

3rd time in a row he refuses to jump...
i liked your play with words btw :D

[solar glade]

How valiant of him.

[graceful tiger]

Petition to make every chest have a message where it says “Why is it always message?”

[gentle breach]

You're too menacing for him :D

[stiff brook]

When someone places their summon sign this far back .,They dont want to fight your stupid bridge dragon. They want to hunt Oompa Loompas with a couple bros

Oompa Loompa Doompity Daggot
this sword is very heavy so im gonna have to drag it!

[drowsy spear]

Behold Dog!

[opal flint]

Where's this boss?

[glacial seal]

got basketball practice but i wanna play elden rings 🥲 \

[silk mango]

I just fought Malenia and.... Wow

Not spoiling anything but she's definitely a top tier boss

[glacial seal]

i spammed jumped her

[silk mango]

Yeah I haven't beaten her yet, she's hella fast

[glacial seal]

jump attacks mess up her stagger gauge

also makes it easy to roll out her attack after you land or block

cheesy tactic tbh

[onyx hamlet]

hEY

[gleaming delta]

i wish i did this now...

[onyx hamlet]

you stole my pfp

[late reef]

pls help with radahn Pc PW: eww

[crude mesa]

aight lads anyone have a good fashion yet?

[late reef]

pls help with radahn Pc PW: eww @crude mesa

[crude mesa]

radahn is EZ just keep respawning the lads to help you

[late reef]

help meeeeeee pls

[crude mesa]

legit you have like 6 summons in the boss arena and you can respawn them repeatedly

[late reef]

pls

[dreamy moth]

It's me, I'm why the sky burns

[late reef]

no chance with radahn

[glacial seal]

Mines better colored + ratio lil bro

[dreamy moth]

If you're using "ratio" as part of your comeback, you are the lil bro lmaooo

[shell halo]

theres a mirror in the room with the person where you lay your head on and you can basically remake your character

[dreamy moth]

Yep, you can even change your name!

[tulip gust]

Elden Ring X Evangelion?

[onyx hamlet]

haha needs to be red

[tulip gust]

Looks very similar

[glacial seal]

Should be elden ring x guarann lagan the supiorer mecha anime 🥱

[dreamy moth]

You've clearly never watched Mobile Suit Gundam

[glacial seal]

I mean gundam good n all but simon is truly just the better main character you see

[onyx hamlet]

what happens if you kill godrick in phase 1?

[crude mesa]

this thing looks like a dildo

[dreamy moth]

Lol I was kidding, I haven't seen Gundam in years and only occasionally watched it. GL I only got a few episodes in

[crude mesa]

can you even do that?

[onyx hamlet]

i think so. you just have to use posion

[glacial seal]

He dies simply to put it

[crude mesa]

I dont think thats how poison works ngl

[tulip gust]

Godrick is the tutorial boss?

[glacial seal]

No

Can they change this to 10 seconds because this chat aint even alive like that

[dreamy moth]

Maybe in terms of the main bosses, he is by comparison since he's the weakest (I'm assuming, since he's the 1st main)

[crude mesa]

I think the academy one was easier but that might just be me

[glacial seal]

Margit is more of the tutorial boss he teaches you about how hard hitting and jump attacks are needed

[dreamy moth]

I haven't gotten there yet, been exploring and unlocking most of the map dungeons and gaols. Gotta get the key to the gate

[glacial seal]

Godrick more a less is a test to see if you have perfected those skills

Godrick is easy tbh his attack patterns are by far the easiest to predict

[crude mesa]

wouldnt say perfected but he is a bit of a wall

[dreamy moth]

I'd say Tree Sentinel, since he's technically the first, then Margit is a skill check to test what you've learned, while Godrick would be your first real test to see what you improved on after Margit

[west drift]

Im at Raya Lucaria and im going insane from the 2 minute run back to the boss there

[crude mesa]

tree sentinel is imo a bastard

[crude mesa]

there is a big shortcut

[west drift]

Where? Please tell me or I'm genuinely going to go mad

[glacial seal]

Tree sentienal is more of a way to show you that your horse is needed and he does teach me how to use it because of his i can kill the minor erd tree bossed with ease

[crude mesa]

do I look like a google to you, just google it mate

[dreamy moth]

His light attacks can be parried, follow that up with a heavy to stagger him and his horse. Dodge the heavies, rinse and repeat. Also, do enlighten on this shortcut to save me the other person's headache lol
@glacial seal I barely use my horse in battle, Erdtree Avatar is ezpz on foot (I also have moonveil though)

[crude mesa]

mf really typed an essay on why am I wrong

[dreamy moth]

More of pointers, no need to make an incorrect assumption?

[glacial seal]

Yeah i use my horse for a couple of outside bosses

[azure pulsar]

Wait there’s sprinting in this game

[jovial wolf]

yeah? what stage of the game are you in

[azure pulsar]

I’m level 51

[jovial wolf]

oh wow

[azure pulsar]

I’m on pc controls and I never just, held down space. Kinda suprised I got this far

[jovial wolf]

i mean i suppose that's reasonable

[tidal spindle]

Can someone gift me Elden Ring?

[native laurel]

no

[gleaming delta]

how about you gift yourself some maidens

LMAO

[pale wagon]

mood

[sonic portal]

The 5th horse(less)man of the apocalypse

[mint token]

Some of the best Souls fashion ever

[sonic portal]

Nice , a hood would be the cherry on top

[mint token]

I wish I could find a hood that matched

[tranquil folio]

Exile hood?

[mint token]

None of them have a matching shade of red

[keen violet]

Twinsage glintstone crown would be perfect

[mint token]

What am I looking at lmao

[sick burrow]

Is this a dog?

Omfg. Turtle build. Or NINJA turtle build. Has anyone beat me to it?

[sick burrow]

NOOOO

[mint token]

[glacial seal]

Might regret killing NPCs but i don't regret killing this asswipe and the prisoner ass wipe either

Gave me a whip and a helmet that's better then mines finnaly some good armor

[merry fulcrum]

Do you get his whole armor set?

[glacial seal]

Nah just his helmet but its a nice helmet the prisoners helment was better

[merry fulcrum]

Fair enough

[glacial seal]

They where both rude npcs had it coming tbh

[sleek gazelle]

I ended up beating him but this is a memory I had to capture 🤣

[twin geyser]

I ended up beating radahn with 1% hp remaining

[cinder solstice]

love it

[keen violet]

I hate her so much

[gleaming delta]

Could someone please make a Young Sheldon x Elden Ring meme

[cinder solstice]

she just non-stop spams spells

[tidal spindle]

Can someone gift me Elden Ring

[prisma kiln]

Nobody is gifting you elden ring🗿

[cinder solstice]

Love breaking the game again

[hot wagon]

thank you for the pfp

[umbral coral]

Uh is anyone else's game doing this

[sage rover]

you are welcome kind sir

[hot wagon]

🙏

[gleaming delta]

He was 1 hit away

[frosty tapir]

leveling

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[cinder solstice]

loading screen place love it

[cursive sundial]

😐

[naive ivy]

pov: ur maidenless

[mental anvil]

just a quick joke i thought of when i found this ladder : )

[red pine]

Anyone else laugh their asses off at GODRICK screeching when he cuts his arm off?

[silent trout]

he got dat saiyan lung

[graceful yoke]

Imagine dropping that long and then it goes darker and darker then the boss music starts and the hp bar says the four kings 2: electric Boogaloo

[crisp obsidian]

How do you get down there? Through the fog gates?

[glacial seal]

Jump down from the balcony from the middle door

[crisp obsidian]

Souls games are like that

[crisp obsidian]

does that not kill you?

[glacial seal]

no

[opaque marsh]

there is a surprising amount of distance you can fall

[dense wigeon]

titanite was waaay easier to find and less finite

[glacial seal]

yeah i didnt die when i droppe down it woul be the same for him

[idle dagger]

exquisite meme, thank you for posting.

[opaque marsh]

Yeah I cant find any basic titanite lol

[queen robin]

confess thy sins, my child :V

[cinder solstice]

that'd be an interesting discovery lol

[wise mason]

reviews on Microsoft store

[mellow osprey]

No maidens?

[wise mason]

That’s what I’m saying

[wise mason]

Bruh the reviews are all literally 1 star for being a “souls like” and “online not working”

[queen robin]

lol, what? xD

[wise mason]

It’s actually so cringe and it’s obvious most of them are just baits

[wise mason]

“ThIs GamE Is TOo mUcH LiKe DaRK SOuLs” 1/5 stars

[queen robin]

I call the game Dark Souls 4 for a reason, and I love the game, even if the PC port isn't exactly the best performance-wise. I've find a workaround, I turn down the AA a bit and it runs pretty smooth for the most part.

[wise mason]

can’t play with friends 1/5

[queen robin]

lol, what? I think the issue is on their side

[wise mason]

The funniest review I’ve ever seen ever was earlier when someone gave it a 1/5 because they were getting invaded while offline

[queen robin]

you mean by those NPC invaders?

[wise mason]

He didn’t say but it’s obvious

So he’s a monkey 🐵

[queen robin]

bahaha x)

[wise mason]

You can’t give the game a bad review because of your lack of knowledge. He’s actually a ape

[queen robin]

agreed

[fiery tartan]

(Early game weapon) Leviathan Axe baby!!!

Bless the guy that thought of ash of wars

[glacial iron]

boa, a única "vantagem" de quem joga no console

[gleaming delta]

oof all my memes are in links

[flat junco]

I had a buble that make me negate 1 attack.

[foggy solar]

damn bro

[plain hearth]

this boss is nothing but pain

[spice crane]

i reccomend checking out Huggbees guide

[carmine valve]

found this one on Twitter

[nocturne sparrow]

now I'm dying IRL too

[lavish sundial]

70 int???

[buoyant rose]

Better be overpowered

[lavish sundial]

even the staff needs 60 int df

[buoyant rose]

Yea saw that when i beat her, just said no and sold the rune lmao

[lavish sundial]

well ill stick to my greatsword then

[dusk rose]

How unlucky do I have to be to have this happen twice @glacial seal

Yesterday with Godrick and now with Renalla

[rich geode]

don't worry man, I had her die 3 times back to back with the stuff finishing me off and I died first because of her minute long monologue and it didn't count

[atomic marsh]

OK I made an emoji for the server but it's bad so someone make a better one

Good old TouchGrace

[neat summit]

Better start hard leveling buster

[neat summit]

PissC players mad? Good

Buy it then

[unreal bolt]

Finally found da bloody wolf armor

[shy talon]

Based

I only leveled DEX once so I could use Grafted Blade Greatsword

[deft relic]

I'm gonna respec to remove that 1 point because I don't even use it

[shy talon]

Based

[deft relic]

Currently using broadsword, greatclaw shield, jar cannon and great club when I need strike damage (aka mining dungeons)

[gleaming delta]

respecing to arc dex

out of spite

[deft relic]

You are free to be maidenless

[gleaming delta]

the girls love bleed builds

B)

[zinc light]

what if Strength and endurance

[wary lake]

What's so bad about dex?🧐

[merry fulcrum]

Am I safe if I keep strength higher TuT

[raw hawk]

minor spoiler but || ngl seeing patches with a boss healthbar was the highlight of my souls career ||

[mortal bobcat]

Ur a genius bro mgs3

[mortal bobcat]

She??

[merry fulcrum]

I thought I was the only one

[merry fulcrum]

He is an absolute mad man

Miyazaki needs to go to rehab

First elden ring dlc, go to rehab with Miyazaki, drinker of the poison waters

[uneven bobcat]

I was sharing my screen to my friends an i was like omg its him

[raw hawk]

he is just a dimension hopping demigod in mortal disguise

[loud rover]

What an ending to that boss haha

[quiet sedge]

why is this guy the hardest boss in the game so far 😵‍💫

[lament estuary]

Yo how did you even get out there?

[quiet sedge]

||you use the 4 belfries west of raya lucaria to teleport here||

[lament estuary]

Ah

[quiet sedge]

||it is a specific belfry, the one closest south of the belfry that gives you a key||

[lament estuary]

Never guessed to go to the otherside of the map to access an area.

[quiet sedge]

yeah ikr,|| this game seems to have a lot of that||

[gleaming delta]

Me fighting Radhan for the 50th time still getting one shot

[azure pulsar]

Don’t forget they breathe fire and take your will to live

[lavish sundial]

Renni im coming for u

[spring zephyr]

Gonna call this build Life or Death 🥲

[wise mason]

nah

[cinder solstice]

He* idk i was getting so annoyed by the spells that i just wanted to get it over with

So i forgot completely

[sly oracle]

pretty sure it's she since her name is beatrice or something similar

[gleaming delta]

try on horse + ashes/spirits

[wise mason]

Born to play elden ring forced to go to school

[winged ivy]

wait till you fight the scarlet rott one

[sleek gazelle]

I see a blurry screen

[glacial seal]

Elden rings isnt about being a child predator

[glacial seal]

Idk maybe dodge dodge to the opposite side and block its ok if you get stance broken

Thats what i do if im in a tight spot like that you don't got much options

[unborn totem]

Hello! I'm new to the whole Dark Souls franchise, and a little bit confused about the game. I have a few questions I would like to ask someone who is willing to answer.

[dusk rose]

Go ahead

[unborn totem]

Well my first and most important, is there a story line to the game?

[dusk rose]

Depends on what you mean when you say storyline

Is there a story? Yes
Is it the main focus? No

[unborn totem]

Okay, secondly. What is my objective while playing? Am I supposed to run around and just kill bosses?

[dusk rose]

It's a first and foremost exploration based game, with dungeons, weapons and lots of interesting discoveries

There are a lot of amazing environments and carefully handcrafted levels which you explore for curiosity sake

[unborn totem]

Okay, thank you so much for the insight!!

[dusk rose]

You try to piece together what happened and how it happened by finding lore in item descriptions, meeting characters and just learning more about the world as you explore

[unborn totem]

Ohhhh okay. It's making more sense to me now. Thank you Yash

[dusk rose]

Np

[red pine]

Not at all brother

[loud rover]

Totally cheesed the mimic but.. First try!

[mild terrace]

😞

True

[silk cape]

thats it. this boss pushed me enough to actually kill myself

[west drift]

yay i got my first crash on pc after 38.2 hours

[mortal oracle]

megamind or handsome squid ward idk

[wise mason]

I got a 12 hour ban on Twitter for telling someone to do the wacky thing

[ornate wren]

Freaking beautiful

[sleek gazelle]

Go here for massive runes

There are these little B@steerdas that give you 1k runes and are easy to kill

Their attacks can one shot you but you can use a summon

[keen violet]

Dude, spoilers man

[runic kite]

True

[zenith idol]

Haven't seen the cute version here yet.

[patent furnace]

glad they brought back the best weapon ever

[ivory vault]

where...where do I find this masterpiece

[patent furnace]

upstairs of volcano manor

[sour lotus]

Pizza cutter

[patent furnace]

Theres a few weapons from bloodborne they brought back, including a literal cannon

[green topaz]

where is the cannon? is it on the wiki

[patent furnace]

Jar Cannon, I got it from a dungeon boss at the start of volcano manor, but I dont know how to use it lol

[green topaz]

ohoooo

[bleak dagger]

What do you mean you don't know how to use it? Maybe I can help

It uses ballista ammunition @patent furnace

[runic kite]

Were is volcano manor

I just started yesterday

[bleak dagger]

Top left of the map

[runic kite]

Ok

[patent furnace]

oh, that helps plenty lol, thanks

[runic kite]

Lol

[runic kite]

Who hurt this guy to make him hate elden ring

[broken bison]

Its not skyrim and he keeps dying a lot duh

[runic kite]

He just sucks then

[inner pilot]

This is a great time to be alive! 😄

[foggy solar]

💀💀💀who is that

[gleaming delta]

grrm

[glacial compass]

low effort

[runic kite]

There's a note that's a troll that has 9999 apreasles

[gleaming delta]

Hehe

[raw sundial]

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...

[hybrid grail]

I feel like a lot of bosses in this game have attacks that take forever to wind up and it punishes u for rolling at the wrong time

[red owl]

Are those real

[cedar kiln]

I assume so lol, I gotta pick one up

[gritty portal]

So, I can’t post this video anywhere else, but does anybody know the source of this problem? (Look at the random color splashes, video is uploading)

[vagrant raft]

Finger, but hole

[runic kite]

That's the first note I read

[gritty portal]

Anybody know the source of that problem and how to fix it?

[runic kite]

Nope

[gritty portal]

Is my computer just not powerful enough?

[untold vessel]

weird artifacts

[gritty portal]

Yeah, their happening whenever I’m near water mostly, how do I stop them? If I can’t fix it I’ll probably just refund the game

[untold vessel]

I don't want a refund, I just want them to fix stuff

[olive depot]

there is something off about this axe, a bit. suspicious

[wicked torrent]

is this in response to those people on twitter complaining about no quest log and minimap? that's genius haha damn noobs

[gritty portal]

So, nobody knows how to fix those graphical artifacts?

[red owl]

Yes it is in response. I never noticed any of the things the person on Twitter was talking about until he brought it up.

[low glen]

new armor found

its wood so its not to strong

[keen violet]

Nice, now ur ready to go beat the final boss

[wise mason]

I forgot but what does the plus dmg mean?

[prime badger]

Its your scaling damage (?)

[wise mason]

is it?

[prime badger]

I think so

[wise mason]

The right side changes with change of Ashe of war so I don’t know exactly

[prime badger]

Oh, so it must be scaling

[wise mason]

Yes it is scaling

[wise mason]

I found it thanks

[low seal]

I made Tyler the creator’s Igor in the character customiser

[foggy solar]

His head too small and chin too big

[obtuse cloud]

Ye

[wind meteor]

nvm, is there anyway to check how many people have done an achievement like this?

[obtuse cloud]

Beyond the percentage, no

[marsh grotto]

one piece pw3, gta sa, random mmorpg quests, goddamn!

[loud rover]

Cleared NG1 - boss gave 1 million runes!

[wind meteor]

which boss? final?

[spring zephyr]

I will find you again one day Barbilla, and we will settle this amazing draw

[coral crane]

It’s actually sad I feel ashamed in myself

[vagrant raft]

why?

[coral crane]

Rune grinding

Trying to get max level as fast as possible cause cheat engine is cringe

[gleaming zealot]

96 hrs??!!!

[coral crane]

I’m afraid so rune grinding is a tedious task

[gleaming zealot]

i wish i had that time 😭

[coral crane]

I don’t have time I just don’t have a sleep schedule I actually pass out of exhaustion most days

[raven juniper]

I'm sorry

[coral crane]

Not even a maiden can fix that

[vagrant raft]

tip: on the castle, fight the bird things with the claw weapon, its really cool

[frosty geode]

How are you grinding?

[soft yarrow]

i feel that bro lol

[gleaming delta]

you guys really gotta find something else to do

[soft yarrow]

nah im good ty though ❤️

[tepid rover]

Damn I just hit the 50 mark lol

[coral crane]

Kill things

[coral crane]

Where do you get that armour haven’t really been looking out for drip yet

[frosty geode]

That's why it's taking you so long

[coral crane]

I’m NG+3

I’m also like level 200 and something will check in the morning

[atomic cave]

about that…

[coral crane]

Damn man I only played like 3 hours after launch cause it was 3am and I was getting annoyed

[atomic cave]

thats fair, im just stuck on the crucible knight duo rn, the suck so much

[cursive mist]

damn where'd you get that armor

[coral crane]

Yeah it looks sick I’m in desperate need of drip

[cursive mist]

actually i just found out you get it ||after defeating malenia|| im pretty sure

[coral crane]

Probably I just went straight through never bought any boss armour sets

[tepid rover]

This, the boss is in a fairly secret zone, once defeated you can buy the set in the roundtable hold

[cursive mist]

is she in ||nokron?||

[tepid rover]

No

[coral crane]

What’s the name of the boss

[silk mango]

Yo Malenia is an insane boss fight lol

Her second form rocking that rotussy

[silk mango]

No matter how many games from pumps out, I'll always call the currency souls and the checkpoints, bonfires

[coral crane]

I know what I’m doing tomorrow

[tepid rover]

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

[gleaming delta]

I'm getting my ass handed to me on a silver plate by Radahn

[tepid rover]

Still wasn’t as hard as godskin duo :^)

[coral crane]

Thanks man gonna beat the sh out of her tomorrow

Final boss was a challenge beyond godskin

[silk mango]

I'm yet to face them💀

[cursive mist]

godskin duo = literally just ornstein and smough reincarnated

[coral crane]

I give you good luck to them think of them like ornstien and smough

[tepid rover]

Prepare for one of the worst designed bosses From has ever made

[coral crane]

Bruh we said the same thing lol

[tepid rover]

It’s just O&S but both are fast and can revive eachother like Throne Watcher/Defender from DS2

[coral crane]

Anyway guys I’m gonna go to sleep I need it for tomorrow

[hollow relic]

sorry to bother in this channel but the community help channel is just way to overcrowded

does anybody know where to get the mausoleum soldier spirit ashes ?

[coral crane]

You could probably look on the wiki or YouTube I’ve been on Elden ring YouTube all day

It could be in on of those walking rock buildings you take down by destroying the white moss at their feet

[hollow relic]

yeah, I ve been to all 3 of those and theres nothing inside but the crafting station for boss items

and ive already slain plenty of those soldiers to test if its a random drop so either unlucky af or they dont drop it
and also searched the living crap out of the internet, just found a fandom wiki entry that it exists but the article is not yet developed

[coral crane]

Yeah early release stage is horrible since wiki isn’t complete

[wind meteor]

11 achievements in 100 hours..?

[glacial seal]

This the best channel on the server tbh

[atomic cave]

leaving it on overnight and mainly just exploring

[vagrant raft]

chainsaw man

[glacial seal]

One of the best manga ive read

[vagrant raft]

yea its pretty good

[low glen]

Anyone know how to get this open?

tried having the ugly monster hit it many times. But its not working

[leaden cliff]

lure the giant in front of godrick's boss room

[low glen]

omg thank you lmao

[real merlin]

I still call it estus or flasks

[gleaming delta]

I cant scroll up it drags me back

[weary warren]

Any tips on Radahn, I'm getting my ass kicked. I Get him to the second phase and like 3/4 of his health is down and then he either catches up to me or his meteors hit me and kill me.

Or should I complete the Capital first?

[vagrant raft]

i was just exploring the south and got teleported to here (possible spoilers to the huge tree)

theres like a giant here and i deal so little damage to him

[ocean sandal]

anyone got a vc for this game?

[sick token]

Why tf we posting screenshots and questions in the meme channel?

[vagrant raft]

yo i didnt notice lmao

[red owl]

I forgot about crimson tears being called crimson tears. I still call it the estus flask

[mint token]

^

[prime badger]

I asked myself the same question

This place used to be sacred

[sick token]

Guess you could say it's tarnished now.

[warm bridge]

But dum tsss

[fierce galleon]

…

[red pine]

Yup

[foggy solar]

kurger bing

[glacial seal]

Bro i didnt even know this dude was here i came to the round table to forge my stuff and i look at my phone for a second then look back to see this mf trying to kill me ofc i bodied him humans are so easy to kill in this game

[gleaming delta]

I think it's because poise is generally going to work to your advantage in Elden Ring against NPCs and you won't get stunlocked like in DS3 as easily

[broken bison]

Fire grease be like

[glacial seal]

I feel bad kinda just bullied this mf

[crystal isle]

Yeah after that first guard break they are lightwork

Enjoy that infinite smithing stone 1 & 2 though

[glacial seal]

Bro its deleting my messages for cursing ? WITH A GAME LIKE THIS? this is bull but whatever but i hate that cat bro especially when he his sucking off his boyfriend sorcerer

I gotta go kill that no maidens mf after im dome farming

Oops aint mean to respond to that, my bad but that cat does scare me like why does it MOVE like that i cant even concentrate with how it damn moved and the lighting doesn't make it better

[tacit tusk]

Lol

[glacial seal]

Where do i find this deluctble snack 😋

[tacit tusk]

[glacial seal]

Side quest?

[tacit tusk]

You mean the set???

[glacial seal]

Nah i wanna find that dragon im bored and wanna do side story

[tacit tusk]

Hes in the final zone theres like 5 of them

[glacial seal]

Not even a boss? 🥲

[tacit tusk]

No, but theres a boss dragon like him in the zone after lurnia i forgot the name

[crystal isle]

No maidens?

[clever dock]

when you do all the sidequests before Margit

[fading ivy]

Anyone have a night cavelry helmet they don't want/use? I really want one.

[merry merlin]

Bro people calling marget hard while im fully kitted level 21 easily killing him. Just gotta explore before fighting him

[clever dock]

thats pretty much what i did but i kinda did it excessively

my first boss was i think royal knight loretta

[steel geode]

Would be cool to have a tab for showing off our fashion

[gleaming delta]

||shackle||, bleed, profit

[young quest]

Malenia is harder than orphan of kos and you can’t tell me otherwise

[mild dome]

i did it

[native lark]

60 hours I’m never getting back

[gloomy ocean]

among us 19%...weak

[stoic root]

WOWW, only 60 hours?! @native lark nicee..

[native lark]

Still plan to put many more into it

[gleaming delta]

sassy

[short slate]

this is in the steam points store

[next dew]

does anybody have a rivers of blood the dont want? pc

[elder flame]

Anyone able to help me out on godskin duo?

[hoary plaza]

crystillians when i bust out any form of strike damage and they die instantly

[hoary plaza]

You can ||sneak around the left side, then sneak walk within range of one of them and that one will walk off, so then you can deal with the one that's left, and then go get the other one|| here

[prime badger]

Think thats bad?

[fathom kestrel]

wait, wheres ds2

[inland rapids]

not worthy

[normal ermine]

should've replaced ds3 with kingsfield tbh

[junior rapids]

i just beat godrick on my second try when margit took me 3 hours

[opaque marsh]

None

[lunar kernel]

Give pfp pls?

[opaque marsh]

Mine has the words too

[lunar kernel]

Oh

[gleaming delta]

@deft saddle

[loud plume]

That was a fun fight lmfao

[exotic python]

i have 75 hours and only 5 or so are afk

[coral crane]

Only 75

[prime badger]

Are you crazy or something?

[loud plume]

2 hours of my ass getting handed to me and after understanding how one goes into distance and one goes... i'm kidding, it was brutal, but the adrenaline rush beating them was worth it

[raven juniper]

yo what guts?

[cursive mist]

my characters name is griffith and looks like griffith

[gleaming delta]

💀

[torn crane]

Final boss in elden ring
(spoiler warning)

[weak flame]

Literally read this as I was drinking water 😂

[sick token]

😂

[torn crane]

A character from an anime called berserk(aka Miyazaki's favorite anime)

[buoyant rose]

Also see "Secret path ahead"

[old kiln]

or rather Manga

[loud rover]

Discovered two things. A: You can kill Radhan before his second phase. B: You don't get anything special for everyone surviving.

[worldly summit]

How do you do fellow Elden Ring enjoyers?

[dapper pond]

No head?

[lilac cargo]

maidenless?

[dapper pond]

Tarnished?

[low glen]

sooooo no head?

[dapper pond]

No head…..

[lilac cargo]

touch grace

[worldly summit]

I have a head but it only materialises when I take my helmet off.

[dapper pond]

No vigor?

[lilac cargo]

magic build?

[dapper pond]

Summon user?

[lilac cargo]

Not allowed at roundtable hold?

[dapper pond]

Dang i cant think of anything else:(

[lilac cargo]

same bro

[coral crane]

That screenshot yesterday may have been a bit inaccurate

[dapper pond]

Honestly tho I couldn’t see myself relying on a magic build

Seems kinda boring

[gleaming delta]

i love character customization

[glacial wave]

Can u help me out with him please

[sour spade]

-100 iq strat

[native lark]

I killed him before he could every switch to the purple swords

[unreal bolt]

this was fun as hell

[dapper pond]

Surprisingly good color swap

[torn crane]

POV:no maiden figure

[nova siren]

Suffering

[woeful carbon]

💀

[low glen]

You sure you didnt leave the game open while you went to do other stuff?

[native lark]

Anyone need help

Wrong chat

[dusk rose]

Should have DS2 instead of Sekiro because that isn't even a Soulsborne game

[red owl]

Miyazaki didn’t really work much on ds2

[prime badger]

Xbox One players:
"Amateurs"

[outer jungle]

how did you get two grafted sword ?

[slow pendant]

how?? i can’t beat him lol and i’m level 69

[loud rover]

I'm on NG3

[cloud osprey]

Thats me, putting all points in magic, lol

[keen violet]

when did u get ur copy? cuz like, the game came out like 6-7 days ago, which is like 144 - 168 hours

my man playing faster than time itself

[vagrant raft]

no maidens?

[rain island]

Final Boss is badass but I'm struggling to learn how to properly dodge all the moves 😂

[subtle lagoon]

I was a red wraith. Why the fack can people send you home if you're a red wraith? Such a terrible design choice.

[rain island]

Lol what? Isn't that essentially the same as unplugging your ethernet or Alt-F4'ing when you get invaded? 😂

[subtle lagoon]

Yes. To clarify, I was an "adversary", aka they invited me as a wraith, but still. What is this crap?

[rain island]

That seems like a really weird design choice. Do you even get anything when they do that?

[subtle lagoon]

No. It just sends me back and wastes my time.

[warped wagon]

the statue of marika in the Minor Erdtree Catacombs...

[cloud raft]

What amour is this?

[warped wagon]

its an npc

[cloud raft]

Can I get the armour?

[warped wagon]

idk. maybe by killing him.

[sick token]

Don't you hate when you get stuck recording in the middle of a blizzard?

[dapper pond]

Yea idk what hes talking about thats not how you get that

its not even 1 concrete armor set

[cloud raft]

It looks cool

[coral crane]

Probably since I pass out a lot

I usually wake up sprawled over my desk or floor

[dapper pond]

I dmed you the link to how to get it

[atomic cave]

can i get that too?

[dapper pond]

Sure

[glacial seal]

i had to pack that dude up and even when dying he called me maidenless

[foggy solar]

ur just bad smh

[subtle lagoon]

True 😔 🤌

[wild dome]

Found me some -equip load armor

[main mirage]

male Melina

[hollow kindle]

Fia is the best souls waifu
The Doll has been replaced.

[sleek gazelle]

Go die in a ditch

[sterile coral]

Will do

[near silo]

L + Ratio + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + no seat at the roundtable + you die to tree sentinel

[sterile coral]

Tom Holland????

[gleaming delta]

i am the magic player

[sage rover]

I have robbed you

[rancid kraken]

This is the best thing I've seen so far

[keen violet]

Malena

[valid zealot]

Maleina

[sick burrow]

Man this "work" thing is really cutting into my elden ring time.

[ivory vault]

okay but what song is this

[cunning sierra]

The only thing i know for real from metal gear rising

[keen violet]

ikr ugh

[sick burrow]

You are so warm

[queen canyon]

use golden scarab talisman for ~20% more souls

[rancid kraken]

Yo where is that farm

[queen canyon]

palace approach ledge-road bonfire

[gleaming delta]

what sword is that

[native lark]

Seems helpful besides the fact that I would need to do that 100 times for a single level

[rancid kraken]

I'm only lvl 60 atm

[elder sedge]

my Elden Ring experience so far

[vagrant raft]

best thing ive seen today

[tepid summit]

I may have peed a little

[shadow glacier]

that was 🔥 🔥 🔥

[marble plume]

Where did h get the golden scrub talisman sir

[queen canyon]

abandoned cave in caelid

[marble plume]

Ty

[wind ore]

Guys... I think my character is kind of scuffed

[merry merlin]

Recent update fixed that for me. Played 10 hours with invisible enemies

[elder sedge]

not yet for me lol

[merry merlin]

It makes the game so much better. It smoothed out the game so much

[elder sedge]

I'll open up the game again, but we'll see if enemies are still invisible

[vagrant raft]

I swear i was gonna post that and then just realized someone posted it rn

[vagrant raft]

No maidens...?

[broken mortar]

Yo how do u dodge like that

[vagrant raft]

Probably a weapon art

[elder sedge]

no dice

[teal osprey]

They just DCd

I've gotten that message a bunch of times when I tried to invade

[subtle lagoon]

There's a different message for that. They can actually just severe your tie with the finger severer.

[mental anvil]

Does this count?

[loud rover]

NG2 guardian of Miquella - what a fight! Whatever he name was - idk. Not a lore fan, she's naked rot lady

[glacial monolith]

My character going to church of Elleh for the first time with a smile on his face, 2022 (Colorized)

[young gazelle]

Uhhhh

[sick token]

Ranni

[humble depot]

The 5G debuff is taking effect

[mint token]

Drip

[fair jolt]

i can do better

[mint token]

😳

[slender gust]

Wow your graphics card is having a heart attack

[native turtle]

What armor matches with Prisoner Helm?

[ashen river]

i swear over 70% of the messages are: If only I had a Giant... but Hole

[red owl]

80% of the messages I see always deal with …but hole

[prime kindle]

Why is it always but hole

[upbeat lintel]

The most scariest thing I’ve faced… the… “COME EREREEE BOOOOHHHHHIII”

[timber plover]

Love this npc

[weak herald]

try fingers but hole

[hardy fog]

So my game glitched and well here is a photo of me a Torrent 🤣

[leaden cliff]

me when the meme channel is nothing but spoilers

[sage rover]

hes just staring at me.......menacingly

[terse prairie]

Got inspired by others and made a darth maul fit

I need to make maul look more like his original

[analog belfry]

There's a weapon you can grab to make that cosplay more accurate

[terse prairie]

Whats it called

[analog belfry]

Eleonora's pole blade

@terse prairie

[terse prairie]

Is it hard to get

[analog belfry]

Yep very endgame

[terse prairie]

💀

Man i JUST beat godrick a day ago 😭

[analog belfry]

Lvl 100 type beat

[terse prairie]

I'm like level 48, God bless cheap rune methods

Dodge a Boulder for 1950? Don't mind if I do

[analog belfry]

I'm lvl 60 and I did the quest and everything

Guess hard work doesn't pay off

[terse prairie]

Man I just want better armor 😔

[analog belfry]

Easy

[terse prairie]

Less weight more protection, this strength and faith build I'm tryna make is NOT gonna last ☹️

[analog belfry]

I'm like final area late game

[terse prairie]

Ahhh

[analog belfry]

Well maybe not never know

[tepid summit]

Bloodhound step from night watch at caelid, exactly at lenne's rise!

[analog belfry]

Holy I frames

[gleaming delta]

have you guys ever heard of a double reposte?

[wise mason]

YOoOoOO

[junior rapids]

damn they made rasputin

[polar chasm]

i can hear so many anime openings

[gleaming delta]

Hard work is more rewarding honestly, im like 69 hours into the game and loving every second, sure some things may be bs but it's a lovely game, it's not perfect but I love it to death

[pearl stump]

😔

luckily for me im at the final boss but goddamn man
people here could at least try to have some decency and not spoil everything

[leaden cliff]

it is very sad, they could still do it they would just have to put the spoiler tag but nobody does.

[mint rapids]

Only a few steps away from becoming bandage-man

[meager rampart]

@frosty warren YO

[fair oxide]

My goal was to look like Doctor Doom already, but the lighting in this room makes this black cloak almost look green and I look JUST like Doom lol

[frosty warren]

Sup

[vivid cloak]

Just thought I'd send in my fashion so far

[meager rampart]

Oh uh can you dm me:0

[pale quail]

H o w

[surreal gull]

I beat 4th main boss let's go

[tepid summit]

after the whistle, it has this mounting animation that has i frames which is what im using as a scapegoat whenever he does that

[pale quail]

I’ve been stuck on rahdan for a day lol, guess I’ll have to try that tm

[spiral gorge]

deep secret of Fia

[lunar kernel]

Bro...

[vivid cloak]

I need opinions guys

Cape or no cape

[unborn sinew]

Just pain

[prime badger]

What gear is that

Also, the cape is lit

[pallid cairn]

Thats why we put us through the mental and physical pain, cuz we like it

[fossil yew]

thats dope. How'd you get the cape?

[vivid cloak]

@prime badger @fossil yew from the ||merchant at war masters shack, I killed him and you can go to a grace and at the bottom it will say "alter garments"||

[random sun]

KARA BOGA

[fossil yew]

thats awesome. Cant wait to see how many altered garments people will find

such a cool feature imo

[prime badger]

Someone at From really put their time to make those little mechanics

[vivid cloak]

Yeah, there's quite a few for this chest I think

At the bottom left you can see the different ones I think?

[west vale]

Fricking hate Crucible Knight. I'd rather fight an actual boss rather than those PoS

[pure quiver]

patience is what you need for crucible lol

[west vale]

It's kinda hard for me to read their moveset because of how fast they are. Not to mention the long reach they have with their weapon ALSO the shield.

I've had more fun fighting fricking Malenia than against those little s

[hallow flare]

lmao

[weak flame]

Eldenborne

[rugged whale]

Hoonter

[lime turtle]

A hoonter must hoont

[left rock]

I have 100 Lord runes

[tidal tundra]

Brilliant

[silk mango]

Ye I'm planning on picking prisoner but going with a str/int build

I was wondering wht the souls community trash on dex builds

[vagrant jetty]

i went wretch cause i’m built different, and it’s just a meme cause str is the only way

[silk mango]

A man of culture

[warped wagon]

^modern game activ... journalist

[alpine chasm]

I want to stay here forever. Me and my girls

[deft relic]

You look like you vored a village

[wind ore]

Praise pepe destroyer of reality's

[loud rover]

Gentleman please, hold the applause. (funny meme number, sorta)

[terse prairie]

I'm going to make a cosplay using guts greatsword

[torn garnet]

hater

[oak holly]

All geared up and ready to rumble

[muted parcel]

I'm going just like u xd

[stark cypress]

Love that guts sword is in here

[stark cypress]

Makes my character look a lot better

[muted parcel]

I know, the berserk sword is so cool

[stark cypress]

Yes I fkn love it

[mental mountain]

Elden bling

[agile steeple]

i grinded a spot for 2 hours lol

[spring crystal]

How did you get your cape m8?

[vivid cloak]

Rest at a grace and at the bottom it will say "altar garments"

[sharp knot]

I think the wiki got the armor to scale

[mental mountain]

Rip your pvp meta

[gleaming loom]

I mean who doesnt want a comfy hug, its godly XD

[spring crystal]

Thankss

[sterile coral]

Dude got fooled

[stray wraith]

it really is... even more after a harsh day

[raw hawk]

i was playing with the random wojak generator website and accidentally stumbled across one that perfectly conveyed my mental state after beating Radahn and ending 6 hours of torment

[nova perch]

There he was, General Radahn getting dogpiled by a bunch of warriors. As I, Tarnished, charged Flames of Frenzy, the stars align. Radahn did his double ground slam to push away the pesky warriors, but unfortunately found himself infront of me. With Flames of Frenzy fully throbbing and ready and his massive body at a vulnerable state, I released that R-trigger and I swear I took out half his lifebar as he ate the entire Flames of Frenzy barrage. I came.

[agile steeple]

Good by me :3 could easily start again if I wanted to pvp

[gleaming loom]

definitly

[umbral iris]

😄

[restive heron]

success

[umbral iris]

Holy jesus

[umbral iris]

Since "all talismans" is part of that do you perhaps remember where the Prosthesis-Wearer's Heirloom is

[restive heron]

||millicent quesline||

[hardy rampart]

maybe its cheated for all talisman you need to do NG+

[gleaming delta]

Noice

[restive heron]

im on ng plus 4 btw

[restive heron]

to get this achievemnt you need to do 3 endings and i only have save

[hardy rampart]

no way its possible you need to see everything and do everything i have 100 hours i the game how much do you have?

[gleaming delta]

I still can't kill Radahn even with the gangbang squad

[restive heron]

125

[torn hornet]

damn

[hardy rampart]

i mean i was doing nothing else the past days i just dont think its real. Impossible. Your cheating it all gestures all spells all talisman all bosses not possible

[restive heron]

its not all talismans its all legendary

[hardy rampart]

without knowing where the NG+ talismans are no shot

[restive heron]

theres a re multiple easy guides that allow you to do it in one run besides achievments for endings

the talismans are easy the hardest ones are in the ||haligtree||

[hardy rampart]

in ds3 you need all rings also +1 and +2 and ds3 is no where near as big

[restive heron]

lol just look at the achievments yourself for clarifications

[hardy rampart]

you know that you can cheat them with a external software

dos not prove anything. for prove send your inventory

[restive heron]

imma be real im just a highschooler who has covid who like elden ring and wanted an achienments with 0% completion i dont even know how to cheat im elden ring

[hardy rampart]

if its real congratulations big probs. but i doubt it

[ebon garden]

@restive heron is just built different

[hardy rampart]

invetory with the talisman

[atomic cave]

@restive heron has his steam profile on his discord, just check that

[hardy rampart]

you dont have them all

[thorny breach]

Imagine raging about someone completing something you can't do yourself >.>

[hardy rampart]

i am not ranging i just dont think its real. I mean he cna cheat it for himself but just dont brag about it

[atomic cave]

again check his steam, the amount of achievements on elden ring will show if you scroll far enough

[restive heron]

i dont think hes raging hes just sceptical which is okay im just saying i have more than enough horus and if i could send proof of each fighr and everything i would but i dont know how to cheat in elden ring and i wouldnt cause that lame i just love the game

[hardy rampart]

u know you can cheat them with a software you can cheat every achievement

[atomic cave]

no i dont, if i did i would have every achievement on ds3

[distant root]

This doesnt seem very Elden Fun to me

[hardy rampart]

lier

[hardy rampart]

you do not have them all you dont even have all of them

[hardy rampart]

taht proves nothing u dont have all talisman in inventory therefor you cheated

[restive heron]

those arent the legendary talimans it says legendary

[thorny breach]

Yeah, it does indeed say Legendary Talismans

[restive heron]

its not all

[hardy rampart]

ok then it mighrt be possible thought its like in ds. Needed alot of time for 100% there

[hardy rampart]

you need all gestures there too im sry man congrats

[stray wraith]

hey what does that square means? 🤣

[restive heron]

theres no farming so its way quicker than any other ds game as they require farming for the weapons

[raw hawk]

is that the rebirth larva

[vale hazel]

yea

[hardy rampart]

but are legendary socceries and incarnations also so rare. I remembered farming enemies in ds3 for all the spells

[restive heron]

i said theres no farming its all pickups off the ground

[spiral ravine]

-5% health 😭🤣

[hardy rampart]

well then i can do that too give me 20 more hours

[restive heron]

sure go ahead im not gonna gate keep it i was just proud of my achievment and wanted to share my 0% achievment get

[stray wraith]

fffkkk! well now I know!

[spiral ravine]

Lol 😂😂

[rare fulcrum]

You aren't very good at spelling

[hardy rampart]

i have dyslexia

[waxen flint]

I dare everyone in this server to put this as your PFP until you beat the game. Share some Elden Ring love

[raw condor]

As someone who already beat the game, I accept the challenge

[waxen flint]

[raw condor]

Most people playing this game are really getting into character with their tarnished clothes from hours of sweating

[red owl]

Wow if I did that I would have this pfp for months because I barely have anytime to play elden ring and spend like 1 hour a day on it

[waxen flint]

I play 2 hours every day. Kinda in the same boat as you.

[gleaming delta]

Haha fortnite funny word xD lmao rofl 🤣😆😂

Me after seeing the 1482nd Fortnite message: 🤣

[raw condor]

I touch grace, not grass

[gleaming delta]

Bruh… Can’t even talk here
Also, why do we have slow mode? It’s annoying af

[fresh pivot]

Me at 4am hearing "I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella" for the 50th time

[red owl]

To prevent spam maybe

[gleaming delta]

Just ban people who spam, ez as that
We can’t even have a normal convo now 💀

[red owl]

Me after saying “secret ahead” message for the hundredth time

[gleaming delta]

Felt

[gentle coral]

just beat her, so satisfying

[raw condor]

If you want to test a fall to see if you can survive, put a message there and see how many bloodstains pop up

[red owl]

I know that

[gentle coral]

try finger but hole

[red owl]

I may be someone who place those messages

[gleaming delta]

Anyone here knows an enjoyable Elden Ring community?

[gentle coral]

that's half the community if not more

[red owl]

It may be the whole community even

[gleaming delta]

True unfortunately

[gentle coral]

why unfortunately, I'm proud of this community

[gleaming delta]

It’s just plain unfunny now 💀

[waxen flint]

L + no maidens + touch grace

What does this meme mean? Please.

[gleaming delta]

L = you take an L
No Maidens = you have 0 bitc hes
Touch grace = touch grass (go outside)

It’s a parody on a long existing way to react to someone you don’t agree with

[waxen flint]

Ha. Smooth.

[gleaming delta]

The original would be: ‘L + no bit-ches + touch grass

Why is the B word censored… China 1984 IPhone Venezuela Animal farm tbh

[silk prawn]

can anyone drup me all their endgame gear and duplicate endgame runes ? 😛

[gleaming delta]

anyone wanna kill mini bosses and have fun?

[silk mango]

Hard to fight that boss with one hand fr

[runic spire]

Yo