elden-fun

[ornate nest]

Can someone help me with the two gargoyles ps5

[upper flint]

this is why i am overjoyed to kill you, self proclaimed "grey prince"

[scenic tiger]

Don't tell him about fume knight hitboxes

[upper flint]

just don't tell him about raime

[teal turtle]

I hate you, you put me through more hell than any boss in p3 your harder than Malenia, your harder than Consort Rahdan. I’ve beat Consort Rahdan twice, and after 230+ hours on HK, I never beat p3. Y’know why? You. You pissed me off more than Jori the Inqusiter, more than the path too St. Trina.
Damn you Grey Prince

[pseudo shadow]

Wait I’m goated

[teal turtle]

I also hate you if this is your first time fighting this boss

[pseudo shadow]

Nah I’ve fought him at least 80 times atp on diff new games, I HATE his screechy a$$

[teal turtle]

I think you mean dog

[grim lagoon]

Uh cya I guess?

@warm trellis this is from when u summoned me

[warm trellis]

lol

[cinder maple]

dm me for any weapon, armor, Talisman, ash of war, I can get you anything or help you with any boss, just dm me if you wanna be really op

[alpine wolf]

mf LEFT

[thorn dawn]

can i post a ds2 meme

[reef idol]

I just invaded some people and got actually destroyed I was winning the 1v1 but then I got one of them low and they somehow summoned the host so I was in a 1v3 it was really funny though

[foggy badger]

L

[upper flint]

bro grey prince tho? i'm glad to kill him but he aint that bad T_T

[upper flint]

of course that's a thing and of course i never used it lmao

[teal turtle]

I’m just gonna assume that you’re joking and that’s why you put that in the meme channel

[upper flint]

that it's dark souls two or that they said that here

[teal turtle]

Ok? What’s wrong w/ ds2?

[upper flint]

nothin. which is why i don't get the hate.

glad to see you don't hate it tho.
or atleast not enough to hate when it's mentioned

[teal turtle]

I didn’t mean to come off as a hater, I just don’t think you would need to post permission to ask a meme in such a freelance place like discord. Let alone a ds meme in a er server

[teal turtle]

Oh is it bad? I’ve never played, I’m not an og. I thought they were all good

[upper flint]

imo it's good. it has it's issues like every game does tho.

[teal turtle]

Ah

[scenic tiger]

It's peak, actually

[lucid tapir]

Ds2 is a great game.

[upper flint]

it doesn't deserve the hate

[rigid bolt]

came to visit Morgott

[neon lance]

How did you sneak up on him?

[rigid bolt]

Hid behind his fog wall (cuz im pussy) and yelled "Can i take a picture with you sir?"

[neon lance]

Hid behind the Fog Wall?

[rigid bolt]

Yes?
Yk what fog wall is?

[neon lance]

Yeah Man but I'm Confused

[rigid bolt]

gg

it was just irony actually used some coding to get through his fog wall to him

[neon lance]

Ahh I see

[junior summit]

Bro is NOT Secret Service

[stark rain]

Lmao

[river walrus]

First time wish me luck

[simple saffron]

So how hard did you lose?

[wise rose]

This is from the new Rusty video!

[river walrus]

Not that hard

I killed him 2nd try with that blade from serpent

[simple saffron]

Crazy

[river walrus]

Coudve gotten him first try he was one hit away but i died to those beams yellow

[teal turtle]

Is lil bro using the Devil Sword Dante?

For most of you, there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears

But for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened up for you, don’t keep the Devil waiting

[junior summit]

"hang on, let me take this call."

[river walrus]

Nope I don't even know what weapon is that

[hasty frigate]

It’s probably maliketh’s black blade, either that or it’s the meteoric ore greatsword from the dlc

Yea, definitely malikeths black blade

[teal turtle]

It’s Malikeths black blade

[teal turtle]

Nah, Fr*nce is the worst

[stark rain]

Agreed

[pulsar shore]

Nah France

[hasty frigate]

Not even hell is enough of a punishment for France

[stray owl]

Does anyone else play "You die, you drink"? My brother and I both work overnight, and because we like the sauce, when our schedules line up we both buy a case (sometimes a 1/5), and we set off for the Lands Between.

[hasty frigate]

If only I was old enough to, but then I’d be too hammered to be able to press w by the time I’m done

[cinder minnow]

France is hell it's kind of like trying to freeze ice cubes

[hasty frigate]

Frances winter is just the day that hell froze over

[cinder minnow]

We might send france to eastern Europe. Way worse then hell

[hasty frigate]

Although with trump in presidency, they might have to expect a second sunrise soon knowing him

[hasty frigate]

Do what the Brit’s did, send them to Australia for their crimes, existence

[cinder minnow]

If he remembers the codes. He is as senile as previous old man. Imagine American solution "we don't want a dying old man so we elected another dying old man"

[hasty frigate]

At least this dying old man can hold a sentence

[cinder minnow]

He is only 4 years younger it's insane how old American politicians are. Here NO POLITICIAN is close to his age

[hasty frigate]

I mean, he’s got enough guts to hold his own and run the country like a business, I’d say that’s more than good enough for American standard, which isn’t much

It just won’t exactly last as long as he hopes it will

[cinder minnow]

I mean why didn't he allow someone else out of his party run instead of him, his health might lead to massive political issues

Why do america is like this why people vote for man that are older then some countries

[hasty frigate]

Because he was able to get the taliban to crap themselves and stay away from America, with age comes lack of care

[cinder minnow]

Why not vote third party it's normal in any democracy in Europe. Why two parties it seems very reductive

[hasty frigate]

Next thing you know, china and Americas gonna have a war with each other and Australia (me) is gonna have to get dragged in too cuz we’re an American ally

[hasty frigate]

Because they don’t like being other countries, they’re too stubborn to do it any other way

[cinder minnow]

Oh no I don't think it's very likely. With trump cabinet being insanely pro china (Musk for example) it's very unlikely.

[hasty frigate]

Ah, yes I forgot about that, scratch china off the list then and make it Russia instead, oh boy now I’m gonna have to go to war at some point with Putin’s lackeys

[cinder minnow]

If Russia manages to exist. While many news outlets over blow Russia problems it's true that their economy is in very dangerous corner. With it being in a very unstable and not safe position. Most of their war produce is converting the old stuff which is practically unsellable to any other country.

[hasty frigate]

Let’s change topic before I decide to get political about god knows what

[cinder minnow]

Yeah mods will blast us into nonexistence

[hasty frigate]

U know fallout 4? Played some today, quite enjoy it

[cinder minnow]

I prefer older fallouts 4 is not my favorite.

And by older I mean 1 and 2

[hasty frigate]

I guess power armour was what got me to buy 4 before something like New Vegas (which is on the wish list), you actually feel like you’re in power armour instead of just another piece of armour

Every time I start a new save, I go out, grab some fusion cores and search for my new forever home

[cinder minnow]

Oh yes. So you do in 2 it has ridiculous stats. And makes you 7 feet tall it's amazing

[hasty frigate]

When I do feel content with the power armour I have or the save I’m on, I spend half the time collecting my purified water to sell and buy fusion cores

And if I’m not buying fusion cores as fuel for my power armour and Gatling laser, I’m buying ammo for whatever guns I have that feel good

Started a new save yesterday actually, already have 38 fusion cores lol

Brb, gotta go piss rq

Back

[cinder minnow]

for two weeks ive been thinking how total war empire was the peak total war

[hasty frigate]

I literally have no idea what that is but go on

[simple saffron]

Technically this is morally accurate too cause of the INSANE amount of evil stuff Britain has done

[cinder minnow]

Like Beans on Toast

Geneva level of crime. Next to mushy peas

[upper flint]

theres more than two parties, nobody notices the rest

[neon lance]

🗿

[pliant sphinx]

i tried

[teal turtle]

That genuinely hurts

[pliant sphinx]

i know.

[neon lance]

Hardest Enemy In the Game

[pliant sphinx]

ye..

[stark rain]

Hate that place so so much

[pliant sphinx]

phew just killed messmer 3rd try

[lucid tapir]

Hello my friend

[stark rain]

W

[stark rain]

Fr

[unborn isle]

ifunny.co

[hasty frigate]

It’s Tree Sentinel Tuesday for me in Australia

[wild inlet]

hype

[hasty frigate]

Please help there’s over 15 tree sentinels outside my house I can’t even go outside

[simple saffron]

You mean spiders?

[hasty frigate]

No, it’s tree sentinel Tuesday, they’re everywhere please send help

[simple saffron]

I think ur just seeing spiders riding horses

[hasty frigate]

No, they went off to the wine cellars today at Barossa, it’s tree sentinels for the love of god send Ongbal to help me

[simple saffron]

Just summon Oleg

[hasty frigate]

I tried, it’s 15 GOD DAMN Tree sentinels how did you think that went?

[simple saffron]

He should be destroying them. How many times did you reincarnate?

[hasty frigate]

Over 150 times now

[simple saffron]

Oh no. Ur cooked bro. Not even a summonable Malenia is saving you

[hasty frigate]

Unless I call upon the Chad-Scourge himself, Consort Radahn could help me on this one, he got a lot of aoe moves, and Radahn’s been a real one with me for a good while now

[shut magnet]

A fight for the ages

[simple saffron]

Tried using a link to share a funny but it didn’t work dms it is then

[limpid dragon]

No

[stark rain]

Still pissed about this

[simple saffron]

As said by Patrick Star : “I don’t get it”

[stark rain]

Neither do i, just loaded in and lost 6 million runes 😭

[simple saffron]

Oh that’s the issue ok. I was confused cause you seemed to be in the floor/wall

[stark rain]

Idk how i got there

[stark rain]

Apparently I was at the top left of the map, idk how tho

[hasty frigate]

Mimic veil became a little too accurate to it’s surroundings

[stark rain]

Mf I got sent to the damm shadow realm

[hasty frigate]

His soul got replaced by a damn bookshelf

[stark rain]

It took my runes too 😭

[hasty frigate]

“Took my soul, took my runes, AND took my girl bruh”

[stark rain]

🙏

[hasty frigate]

Now for a completely out of topic question, what would it be like if the tarnished got power armour?

Like just your standard run of the mill t-60, or a highly advanced x-01 or x-02, probably have more defence obviously, but would you be able to be almost immune to getting rotted?

Cuz power armour has extremely high rad resistance in fallout 4 and all that, and scarlet rot is the closest thing to radiation in the lands between, would it be able to resist such a thing?

[stark rain]

All I can think of is like romina trying to do her tail stab and it just like, breaking, the tail not the armor

[hasty frigate]

lol, I can see that, the tarnished just stands there confused as to why she tried it in the first place

[stark rain]

Same with messmers snakes

[hasty frigate]

Nah them snakes giant, they’d be able to probably eat him whole

[simple saffron]

Tarnished gonna be overloaded without power cores

[stark rain]

Tbh lightning attacks would be insta death tho lol

[hasty frigate]

He’d still have amazing defence, besides, fusion cores are quite easy to get, just get purified water and sell them to Arturo, then bam, fusion core money

[simple saffron]

He’s still in the lands between not in the common wealth. He just has power armor

[hasty frigate]

If they hit said fusion cores yea, either just forces him out of the power armour of just becomes its inner atom and nukes the whole arena

[stark rain]

I wonder if you'd find a way to infuse them, like magic crystals for higher magic res or maybe a special effect or something yk?

[hasty frigate]

Just do what sergeant Dornan does, move with your sheer motivation and anger to make the armour move

[shut magnet]

Malenia, Blade of Pickella

[stark rain]

The 2nd one sounds fun

[hasty frigate]

Scholar’s armour, or even better, Order’s Resistance 🗿

[stark rain]

YESSS

[hasty frigate]

Consort Radahn ain’t gonna expect the tarnished to pull up in x-01 and take like no physical damage at all

[simple saffron]

Who wins : a tarnished wearing armor meant for bullets and the strength of things at most being like super mutants and other creatures in the common wealth or a LITERAL DAMN DEMI GOD

[hasty frigate]

Someone needs to make a power armour mod, and to make those spells to add extra resistance to them, especially Order’s Resistance

[hasty frigate]

I mean, those armours withstood the same nuclear bombs that wiped out most of America, don’t forget to mention, over 200 years of rusting and decaying, they still work in top shape

And every time I go out and have some fun, I would occasionally hit myself with the big boy (two shot fat man) by accident and live

[simple saffron]

Yeah but I’m pretty sure they aren’t surviving giant blades made of meteorite rocks being slammed into them with the force of 9000 people

[hasty frigate]

Also don’t diss my boi Frank Horrigan like that

[simple saffron]

Didn’t even mention Frank. Besides I did it on purpose because it would be overkill to mention him

[hasty frigate]

You did mention supermutants, he’s still one of them, and boy does he hit hard

[simple saffron]

The correct term is American hero. Get it right

[hasty frigate]

Still affected by the radiated Mountain Dew regardless

But a deathclaw is also pretty tough, first ever minutemen mission, you grab a half broken, rusty old suit of the weakest model of power armour: t-45, and boy can that thing take a beating from a deathclaw

Not saying a deathclaw could beat a demigod, just using it as an example

Idk anymore, I guess I just had that thought cuz I have power fantasies (pun intended) with power armour and wondered what it would be like in the tarnished’s hands

[mint kraken]

so damn tall and for what

[upper flint]

same thing happened to me. it also happened in hidden path to the haligtree tho

[upper flint]

i think that the power armor would still get rotted, cuz as far as i know the only thing that couldn't be affected by the rot was unalloyed gold, right?

[crisp jacinth]

shes perfect

[tardy hill]

For uppies, obviously

[limber knot]

challenge runs be like

[simple saffron]

Bro someone keeps getting their memes removed or sm 💀

[hasty frigate]

The chickens have decided your fate

[finite moss]

I did get this from TikTok and it’s not mine it’s just kinda funny and true

[dusty ether]

was he cooking?

[upper flint]

yes, he was cooking. not cooking the right thing, but cooking nonetheless.

[tranquil shoal]

STN players that level INT vs STN players that don't level iNT

[gleaming delta]

so that happened

[open summit]

Good job 😂

[gleaming delta]

appreciate it gang

[hasty frigate]

Half life scientist ass scream

It sounds almost exactly like Dr Kleiner in half life 1

[gleaming delta]

ngl i don’t know who that is 😂

[hasty frigate]

The “ah, Gordon freeman, good to see you” guy

Or to put it in simpler terms the scientist guy in the linkin park meme

[tranquil shoal]

the elden ring manga is so peak

when will it be continued???

[hasty frigate]

Boggart being even more of a Chad than in base game

[tardy hill]

Didn't thought that's even possible

[hasty frigate]

Apparently it is, and he’s gonna make a whole farm out of it

AND he’s gonna get rid of the giant snipers for us, he calls them prawns too

[tardy hill]

The absolute madman

[tranquil shoal]

Patch being even more gigachad in the manga

[hasty frigate]

He’s actually going out and fighting things instead of hiding off in either caves, high points where the npc pathing can’t get to him, and manors that only human sized enemies can fit in

[hasty frigate]

Also glad to see that you’ve leveled up quite a bit, and have proof that you killed rykard

[tranquil shoal]

He also sets up food stalls at the radahn festival…. to disguise himself going there to assassinate jerren

[hasty frigate]

The absolute madman, and DURING the festival instead of pissing off the moment beeg gravity boi goes within 500m of him

[loud mica]

Real

[hasty frigate]

I would eat the fat ass burger in that meme just to see what it would be like

[stark rain]

Frrrr

[hasty frigate]

I’d end up getting a heart attack and permanently locking my jaw due to how big I’d bite into it but I’d eat it regardless

Anyway, time for me to eep, gn all

[stark rain]

Night bro

[azure jay]

Idk who made this picture, but it's perfect

[upper flint]

it was all for leonard

[simple saffron]

He didn’t just help land into the planet as a destructive meteorite bro is strong enough to do that while still breaking his back carrying Radahn even tho he’s like 5 times his size

[scenic tiger]

Radahn is more hovering over him because of the gravity magic

[simple saffron]

Do you not see bro STRUGGLING?

Radahn wasn’t the starscourge his horse was. Carrying Radahns fat ass.

[zinc adder]

Where is serosh?

[scenic tiger]

He's probably struggling because his ass is rotting too

[simple saffron]

Let’s not forget his rider being like 5x his size

[simple saffron]

He forgot to mention his name change after doing a MK fatality on Serosh

[dense roost]

Soldier of godrick bouta make me crash out

[chrome cliff]

He doesn’t have serosh therefore he’s competing as hoarah loux, warrior

[upper flint]

that's not godfrey, godfrey is dead. i poked godfrey with a modern lethal syringe in the north atlantic on the isle of sgail after i put a flashbang on the wall behind him just for fun.

[stark rain]

I have questions that I'm scared to get the answers of

[vapid robin]

Ubisoft isn't much better than ea frankly

Maybe it's a whole burger but it's soggy as hell and has an advertisment poster folded up under the bun

[simple saffron]

It’s like one of those damn school chicken sandwiches. Stale bread and cold chicken

[vapid robin]

Ubisoft makes garbo games imo

Was rainbow six theirs? That one was okay for a while, and I'm sure their old stuff was good. But modern Ubisoft is cringe as hell

[upper flint]

it really is

i mean gameplay wise valhalla and odyssey were good but didn't fit as assassin's creed.
also if the division is ubisoft then im pretty sure rainbow six is too

[simple saffron]

Far Cry 5

[hasty frigate]

Absolute peak

Had to listen twice to hear both sides, gotta focus on one per view

[wise heart]

Hey I’m new and someone dropped a stack of hero runes

[wise heart]

Can I do the same thing they did to get more and flip it

[pulsar shore]

Undertale Elden ring reference

[upper flint]

the point was modern ubisoft games are garbage. farcry 5 isn't as modern

[hearty condor]

Wait i thought he went mad and killed his maiden I might be slow

[hasty frigate]

His maiden went mad and killed herself due to vyke taking the frenzied flame

[wary laurel]

yeahh

[upper flint]

are those curved swords heavy

[wary laurel]

i think 5 each

[upper flint]

i meant infusion

[wary laurel]

no, its blood affinity. thats what you mean right

[upper flint]

ye

[mighty jewel]

LOL

[balmy panther]

His story is so sad

[stark rain]

Average fight against her:

[main forum]

AYO

[scenic tiger]

Mfs will see this and still defend summons

[upper flint]

personally, i only summon if i already beat the game before
mainly lorian and lothric, i just find it funny

[simple saffron]

Literally me. Mimic made Elden Beast take way less time. Still had to kill the guy on my own tho cause my mimic don’t have big enough brain to use the 3 meat dumplings I have SPARINGLY

[feral venture]

damn good gng

[daring summit]

wait, is that how people see the mimic and use the mimic XD

[simple saffron]

The mimic tear is the true Elden Lord

Helped me beat the game despite my only souls experience being how dodging works in fcking GOW Ragnarok

And I beat that game on give me balance so I’m still ass

[upper flint]

ol up what is mimic tear thinkin of

[upper flint]

what even is give me balance. like where is it on the difficulty scale

[simple saffron]

Medium difficulty. It’s balance. The in between

[upper flint]

eh you're ass if you beat it on give me a story or whatever

[simple saffron]

I’m trying to beat it on NG+ Give me no mercy but I already have a basically unstoppable build

[upper flint]

i was doin GMGOW+ but haven't played the game in a while so i never finished it. i don't even remember where i was but i think i beat magni and modi and got past hel's kid

[upper flint]

yeah NG+ hardest difficulty is the second hardest. just plain hardest difficulty is the actual hardest

[unreal lark]

Can someone give me a challenge run

[simple saffron]

Upgrade only Vitality

[unreal lark]

Vigor you mean?

I want a challenge run for weapons

[simple saffron]

Cowardice. But fine I’ll think of one

[hasty frigate]

Only stone club

[simple saffron]

Noble gold toothpick thing only. Only armor allowed is light armor that makes you look like a wandering noble

[hasty frigate]

So aristocrat and old aristocrat sets?

[simple saffron]

I guess. I’m mostly just saying do a wandering noble run

[hasty frigate]

Alr, that would mean either gold weapon from them, and their choice of either the aristocrat or old aristocrat set

[gleaming delta]

Fr, that's how my first playthrough was

[upper flint]

a screenshot of what dave did to me when he pulled up

taken straight from my playstation ofc

[quasi gust]

I did it! lvl 1 consort radahn

[wicked shuttle]

It's strong enough to deadlift most fights ye

[daring summit]

Usualy I let my mimoc fight my mimic, so idk how good it is for real, i've mainly used the greatshield soldiers, mausoleum soldiers and Luthel

[daring summit]

Now lvl up at once XD

[crisp jacinth]

3rd image is gonna appear in my nightmares tonight

[maiden forge]

That's why she wears the hat

[stark rain]

Chiper pata only, unleveled.

[hasty frigate]

Never knew Ranni loved playing with her transformers when she was a kid

[stark rain]

Didn't know she was bald either, the more you know

[hasty frigate]

I knew that for a while

[stark rain]

Huh

[hasty frigate]

Trust me when I say, don’t question how I found out

[stark rain]

Wasn't gonna

[hasty frigate]

Glad we’ve come to an agreement

Moving on, played a little more fallout 4 today, and dear god do I have a lot of power armour, I still haven’t set all of them up yet

The entirety of the enclave is destroyed, many were slaughtered, for what? For me to play dress up as a big metal man

[stark rain]

Dope

[hasty frigate]

“We only have a handful of x-02 prototypes” then explain why your now dead soldiers had so many

It’s like my most common one, I have over 10 x-02 sets I think, if not more

[quasi gust]

Dagger only

[stark rain]

We must make iji a toy he can use now.

[dusky barn]

Hammer

[unreal lark]

Ooooh

[unreal lark]

Oooh yk ima do this one what class has a dagger first

[quasi gust]

Bandit i think

[unreal lark]

Yeah ima do that because i actually have some sort of freedom in this hellish game

[daring tulip]

she might be fried

[frail palm]

i dont know but i feel very scared of this next fight

[scenic tiger]

She got a +4

[scenic tiger]

If you've already been to leyndell, you're fine

[frail palm]

no.

[scenic tiger]

Tragic.

[frail palm]

my build sucks dawg

[daring summit]

How did you die with so much hp ?
Ng+ cycle?

[simple saffron]

Godfrey got his priorities straight

[simple saffron]

It can’t be that bad. I killed bro with Godrick Axe and sheer stupidity

[dusky barn]

While my build:
Greatsword
90 Strenght
15 Faith for little buffs
60 Vigor
50 Endurence
Rest, useless

[simple saffron]

Do you wanna steal the Starscourge swords? I’d recommend doing it powerful asf swords and I even beat the game with em (Also it’s mostly just dodging good now your build is fine)

[dusky barn]

nah

[simple saffron]

Boring

[upper flint]

bro i don't even use power armor in fallout four and i have a full x-01 set i think. just working on upgrading it to the max just to never use it

[upper flint]

inner owl wants to be this man

[scenic tiger]

Lame ass swords. Use big bonk instead.

[simple saffron]

No I’m gonna use Starscourge cause I want to

[frail palm]

my build is entirely focused on thunder, which i no longer use because i found funny dragon spear

[simple saffron]

Ok

[scenic tiger]

You mean lightning? Thunder is sound.

🤓

[median viper]

He should NOT be anywhere near here

[lavish rose]

Yes

[stark rain]

It's not as hard as you'd think

[unreal lark]

Hard maybe not but I would rather enjoy the game still

[marsh cosmos]

new main character

[lucid tapir]

Elden Ring: Finally gives players the opportunity to make realistic faces.
The players:

[tranquil shoal]

Damm what’s his class

[marsh cosmos]

dagger

[crisp stratus]

Makes handsome squidward

[lucid tapir]

Squidward✅
Handsome❌

[simple saffron]

4/10 not enough Godrick

Actually 3/10 seeing your name. Killing Kalé is stinky person move

[hasty frigate]

Imma be honest with you the only reason why I even bought fallout 4 was cuz of the power armour, and most of the time when I start a new slot, I go out to concord, jump onto the crashed vertibird and go grab the t-45 once I’ve gotten a few fusion cores, then I’d do brotherhood ending to get some free t-60

It just becomes my new forever home the moment I find a set

[empty perch]

Boc?

Me to milicent

[upper flint]

i just run around with a rocket powered sledgehammer

[hasty frigate]

I beat the ever loving crap out of people with my fists, either that or I see a radscorpion, exterminatus

[upper flint]

melee just feels fun

[hasty frigate]

They make using my fists so fun to use as well

I mean of course I’m gonna punch a robots metal skull in wearing my own giant metal armour

If they’re out of my reach tho sometimes I’d use a plasma rifle of missile launcher, got into using grenades too, it’s just too fun

[upper flint]

indeed it is fun
if it's anything glowing other than a glowing one or mole rat i do not care i will pull out a mini nuke

[hasty frigate]

I have and would punch a glowing deathclaw to death again

Wait was it a glowing deathclaw? No it was a glowing radscorpion mb

I will eventually beat a deathclaw to death with my bare hands

[fiery cargo]

I just beated bayle and look at the hp i survived with

[hasty frigate]

UnderRing: Last Flask

[magic citrus]

Not even close

[upper flint]

@hasty frigate im fine with deathclaws, just not glowing ones cuz i don't wear power armor

[late hazel]

Was he dropped on his forehead as a kid?

[brave depot]

either that or his mom died in childbirth

[stark rain]

Id say both

[marsh cosmos]

hes just built different

[stark rain]

Built dummy built stupid

[marsh cosmos]

dont talk bad about squidblard

[stark rain]

More like squid board going off of his forehead

[marsh cosmos]

squid board my beloved

[unreal lark]

Someone give me a couple more challenge run ideas

[pearl bough]

thats just phase 1 baby

[late hazel]

What if you pick a weapon that has multiple stat scaling and only level the worst one (Ideally for a challenge, this scaling would be E, not even D) + no using status effects

[cerulean mortar]

Should've included Maliketh saying his name at the start

[unreal lark]

Were you the one who said Danes footwork only?

[late hazel]

Nah I was the one who suggested erdsteel dagger or Ballistas only

[unreal lark]

Ah okay I might use only dagger types but there is some good daggers

I could call it the assassin run

Or black knife only

[hasty frigate]

Back, just had to go for like a 2 hour drive

[empty perch]

Does he ever say it

[stark rain]

🙏

[marsh cosmos]

when he kills you he says cower before maliketh the black blade i think, or its just a cut line

[empty perch]

Elden ring is becoming a modern version of « can it run doom. » its turning into « can you play Elden ring with x »

[empty perch]

I think he says why tarnished , why thy must covet destined death

[hasty frigate]

Play Elden ring with a pebble

[empty perch]

Someone will. A fish played elden ring lmfao and killed pcr so

[marsh cosmos]

pretty sure he says that when youve finished gurannqs quest

[hasty frigate]

I straight up mean, the pebble plays Elden ring

[empty perch]

Never knew that

[marsh cosmos]

was gonna send a clip of him saying cower before maliketh the black blade but no links allowed 😛

[brave depot]

travel via the underground as much as possible, do not tp to the surface unless it's the only way to progress

[upper flint]

not rlly much of a challenge tho cuz mandatory progression is solely above ground isn't it

most you can do for that as far as i know is just using the siofra well to get into caelid and that's it.

wait no. after killing godrick you can use siofra well to get to radahn, then from radahn go to nokron and kill valiants, then kill fia's champions to get into leyndell

but that's all you can do isn't it

[brave depot]

it's still gonna involve the surface by quite a lot but you could try something

[upper flint]

@unreal lark madness only

[marsh cosmos]

the entirety of mountaintops and leyndell and farum is above ground so yeah

[brave depot]

madness doesn't work on bosses

[upper flint]

which is why its a challenge run
it's essentially fire damage that can damage you if you're not careful

[brave depot]

Shabririmaxxing

[upper flint]

mi[dra]-maxxing

[cerulean mortar]

As the other guy said, when he kills you he says cower before Maliketh, the black blade, so you could do the whole line or just him saying his name

[dense glade]

Still making that shot

I'm not missing if it's queen Marika tho...

[dense glade]

I miss rya. She's just so cute

[floral spire]

This is so much fun 🤩

[dense glade]

I don't know the name of the last one but she's cute af 😳

[dense glade]

I'm surprised u didn't smash ur pc

[floral spire]

Cuz I’m broke

[dense glade]

Me too dawg

[empty perch]

how im finna pull up on fine shyt

[desert breach]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2jiEVOtGw8c

[dense glade]

I can never think of hurting malenia 🥰

[desert breach]

intresting

[dense glade]

Ong. Do u know whos the shawty at last of the vid?

[dense glade]

This video

[desert breach]

iv noticed that it is mquilla

[dense glade]

Damn she's cute. 1st time I'm seeing her

[desert breach]

ik SHE seems cute to you

fr though I feel you

[dense glade]

YEEEEE malenia and miquella the best waifu

And marika

Even tho she's radagon but but but I prefer marika

[tranquil shoal]

Radagon looks hot af

[dense glade]

I just googled
Miquellas.. a dude...
Chat.. this ain't true, right?... I'm tripping right???

[tranquil shoal]

Lmao, we got another one
It’s ok, happens to the best of us

[dense glade]

Well🥹 🙏

[willow panther]

Did you find something out about your self you weren’t ready for

[dense glade]

i dont like femboys, miquella is an exception

[willow panther]

Sounds kinda like you do tho

[dense glade]

okay astolfo too

[tranquil shoal]

Real, although I prefer femboys with shoulder length hair

[dense glade]

thats respectable

[willow panther]

Buddy kinda sounds like you like femboys I mean hey if they have feminine features I don’t care

[hasty frigate]

What in the fresh hell is happening

[dense glade]

once a wise man said, it aint gay if the body is feminine

[willow panther]

Hey I signed your petition so don’t judge me

[hasty frigate]

Never said I would judge you

[willow panther]

My bad then

[tranquil shoal]

Ok but radagon is hot

[willow panther]

Frfr

[tranquil shoal]

Wait is this too much skin showing for this good Christian server

[willow panther]

No its for the lore

[willow panther]

I never understood his plan

[dense glade]

i spit fax onlt

[hasty frigate]

Gawd Dayum

[upper flint]

execute the bloody 'eretics, e'ery last one of 'em

[hasty frigate]

A deathclaw just showed up at the drumlin diner, beat it to death with my bare hands lol, I heard Carla say “we got company” and expected like a single ghoul or sum

[upper flint]

that has the exact same vibe as ignis saying "we're outnumbered" when it's a 4v2

[hasty frigate]

I did say I would kill a deathclaw with my bare hands, they didn’t even do much damage

[upper flint]

and ignis is on the side of the four

[hasty frigate]

Only Carla out of them all shot at it lol, didn’t even take aggro on her cuz I was trying to be the focus of the fight

[upper flint]

@hasty frigate don't you love it when a character who mainly plays support when you don't control them straight up eviscerates a boss in a matter of seconds when you do control them

[hasty frigate]

Always found that funny, and the moment you get them to follow you they become immortal

[upper flint]

oh nah he aint immortal but he's annoyin to kill

[hasty frigate]

I never meant the boss

[upper flint]

i know. when you control him he isn't immortal, but if your skilled enough he may as well be due to how his counterstrike mechanic works

[hasty frigate]

OH, you meant the npc control console command, oh I’m dumb

[upper flint]

im talkin about a diff game entirely
if we talkin fallout lets talk about how hancock is my goat

[hasty frigate]

Which one?

[sick igloo]

Made the mistake of over leveling for maliketh and now the fight wasn’t really that fun lol

[upper flint]

one of the final fantasy games. one of the characters is really eh when you don't control him, but once you control him he can genuinely kill anything weak to fire in a matter of seconds
ontop of this he has a counterstrike mechanic where if an attack inflicts knockback he can heal back the damage he can heal it off and counterstrike. alot of boss attacks cause knockback.

[hasty frigate]

Oh, I thought we were still talking about fallout 4 lol

[upper flint]

if we talkin fallout lets talk about how i left hancock in a run down suit of power armor i left lying around

[hasty frigate]

Which kind of set? If it’s t-45 then that’s gonna be funny, it won’t even last one fight

[upper flint]

im pretty sure it was and it somehow did survive a few fights. i'm not sure what difficulty i was on tho

[hasty frigate]

I’m surprised it lasted that long cuz npc’s wearing power armour have triple damage to the armour health

[upper flint]

then again i did leave hancock just chillin alot of the time. nobody to hate your decisions if nobody is nearby to witness them

[hasty frigate]

Why’d they have to make npc power armour health take triple damage? I can’t even make my own enclave army without them breaking it every 5 fights

[upper flint]

lmao
btw u have the dlc for it right

[hasty frigate]

Got the next gen update version of the game so yea

[upper flint]

just stuck with the base game here
did look at a few random mods from time to time and theres one that adds a laser gatling that shoots synth grenades

[hasty frigate]

Damn, at least you don’t have the entirety of the enclave hunting you down after you kill pyro at an early lvl

[upper flint]

its funny.

[upper flint]

nahhh what i'll do is just nuke the brotherhood

i've genuinely never seen the leader's power armor either
like i know he has unique power armor but when does he wear it

[hasty frigate]

Here’s the thing, shortly after I finished the ending of my current slot, I found 2 enclave groups each being 3 soldiers in mk IV x-02

[upper flint]

lightworkkkkk. totallyyyy

[hasty frigate]

He might wear it at the attack of the institute, I think I’ve seen it happen on some people’s brotherhood playthroughs in YouTube

[upper flint]

honestly idk the time i went brotherhood ending i pissed off the institute and killed everyone there

[hasty frigate]

There would be 2 with plasma rifles that make t-60 feel like metal armour and one of them armed with a Tesla cannon, that’s what the groups were like

[hasty frigate]

That’s essentially how u do it, tho I only kill them all AFTER I turn on freedom bot and let him rampage with patriotism

[upper flint]

oh no i killed them before lmfao

[hasty frigate]

I just see them like how they see synths, you use them, and once you no longer have a use for them, you kill them

[upper flint]

good way to see it
the way i see it? railway rifle

[hasty frigate]

I always go and get Dr Li even if she’s pissed off at you after you nuke the institute

Now what would Vergil be like if I told him that I nuked the place BUT turned on the evacuation protocol?

[upper flint]

good question

[hasty frigate]

I have to remember to turn that protocol on every time otherwise Preston becomes even more annoying than the settlement obsessed version of himself

Every time I come back from a big fight to repair my power armour in the last slot he was just like “so u just killed everyone? Shame on u, innocents were in there”

They were institute, none of them were innocent if they were involved in the making of synths

[upper flint]

bro why did they give freyja so much hyper armor T_T

[hasty frigate]

Cuz she’s a Redmane, and they love their hyper armour, go and ask the knight that just flipped on me twice

[upper flint]

were the children real or synths

[hasty frigate]

Some of them were, but they were going to become creators of synths anyway, so they weren’t innocent either

[upper flint]

they were innocent at the time but would become criminals in the future without invervention. is a nuke not considered intervention'

[hasty frigate]

My thoughts exactly

[upper flint]

even if they themselves weren't nuked i would consider a nuke invervention if it killed everyone around them

[hasty frigate]

It was never about killing “innocents” it was about sending a message

[upper flint]

who is there to send a message to if they all get nuked

[hasty frigate]

Ah, but that’s the thing, the nuke is the message

It’s more broadly addressed “to whom it may concern” around a 500m radius

[upper flint]

shaun tho. eh he can die
glad to know cereal is dead in the commonwealth

[hasty frigate]

Shaun deserved it, but I’m going to quote shrek when I say this, “see, this is why everyone loves you, even on your deathbed you’re still making jokes!”

“Last hope of humanity” last hope to do what? Replace all of mankind with machines? That’s not saving humanity that’s called mass extinction

[upper flint]

and he would call it evolution
super mutants was evolution too though.

[hasty frigate]

Frank Horrigan was the peak of evolution 🗿. We just needed the enclave alive to keep mastering it, but that won’t happen anytime soon

But why does the enclave have to be the villain every time? They get their advanced technology one way or another, just give them good intentions like restoring America to its former patriotic glory

[upper flint]

i remember my first time running into swan

[hasty frigate]

I nuked swan

[upper flint]

i ran away. then came back later and broke his legs.

[hasty frigate]

I had a spare mini nuke, I thought why not since the other one will go to Kellogg Frosted Flakes

I straight up named my fat man “Cereal Killer” just to make the death poetic

[upper flint]

you shoulda named it a non-kellogs brand of cereal

[hasty frigate]

Is nutri-grain non Kellogg’s?

[upper flint]

that's kellogs

[hasty frigate]

Damn, wait. Sugar Bombs, it’s non-Kellogg’s and is in the fallout game

[upper flint]

is life a kellogg cereal

[hasty frigate]

Maybe, maybe, only time will tell us the true answer

[upper flint]

kellogg get's killed by life itself. makes perfect sense

[hasty frigate]

True enough

[upper flint]

@hasty frigate can ansbach die during leda and allies cuz i don't see his healthbar

[hasty frigate]

Yes he can, most of the dlc summons don’t show healthbars but can still die, like Igon

[upper flint]

😮 igon can die?

[hasty frigate]

Indeed he can, he just takes an ungodly amount of anabolic steroids to be extremely tanky, but he has died on me, once, then I died cuz I wanted him to live all the way till Bayle’s death

[tranquil shoal]

What about the radagon half naked pic

[hasty frigate]

I’m more of a “into women” kind of guy

[tranquil shoal]

Ye no I was just checking to see if it’s rule complementary

In case I want to share more in the future

[hasty frigate]

Just make sure that the next half naked photo ain’t Marika

It really doesn’t matter which half you cover up with her, cuz it’s easily bannable either way

[willow panther]

As bargart once said

[upper flint]

heres an idea, don't cover anything but the bannable areas
totally

[prime egret]

putting this here bc it wasn't too long used to be elden fashion lol

[tranquil shoal]

Ah yes the ages old difference between men showing bare chests vs women doing the same
Well I’m into the former not the latter so no worry

[hasty frigate]

Good to know but Codsworth got stuck on the damn roof again

I leave him so I can tend to my power armour collection for not even 5 whole minutes and yet he somehow makes it up there

[tranquil shoal]

Damm is that a witcher 3 reference????

[hasty frigate]

At least it wasn’t Preston Garvey getting stuck on the roof this time

Hate it when he does that, it’s when he’s the most obsessed with settlements and gives me about 5 settlement quests a second

[daring summit]

whut?

[cinder minnow]

The staring contest has lasted for 20 minutes

My cat is fascinated with Elden ring he is trying to jump to the screen, stares at my character and doesn't want to come down whenever I play

[opaque stream]

I remember when codsworth got angry at me and I tried so to fix it but I had to put him down with a fat man

[stark rain]

Lmao

[daring summit]

Today on the adventure of the Giant Crusher, he finaly reached the Volcano manor and his ready to crush some tarnished, stay tune for more of the Giant Crusher Adventure's
Who replied to me and got his text deleted

[simple saffron]

(I was the one. This server has stupid censorship ONG)

[lucid tapir]

Your cat has a good taste sir

[daring summit]

send me a DM with the commentary if it was funny XD

[sage lake]

I made it out

[pulsar shore]

D:

[daring summit]

lol

[simple saffron]

It was just giant crusher in all caps and a bunch of

[daring summit]

the GC is the new main caracther of my world XD

[desert breach]

yeah same giant crusher is my favorite bonk

[brave depot]

i find it too extreme even for me
greatsword is my anchor

[desert breach]

than this is for you https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2jiEVOtGw8c

[brave depot]

so true

[simple saffron]

“First date kinda nervous” type image

[stark rain]

You gotta do this to them bro

[heady moat]

"your eyes are beautiful"

[cinder minnow]

literally this server

[daring summit]

wasn't I the one who suggested using the GC?

[stark rain]

Nah, the aow
Make em fly

[daring summit]

I know, but haven't you done that with another weapon? and i was like : Use the GC, it would be funny

[stark rain]

Idfk? That clips is from a few months ago

[daring summit]

🤷 remember seing someone doing the same but with the Greatsword, so idk, anyway it's always funny to use the Stamp Up

[stark rain]

Frrrr it'll never get old

[simple saffron]

“Elden Lord role is watching”

[cinder minnow]

"Bleed builds are from now on considered thought crime"

[simple saffron]

“Having more then 3 capital letters and any swearing is now thought crime”

But fr like come on if the worst word I can say is damn this isn’t a discord server this is a kindergarten

[cinder minnow]

"Summons are cheating | Freedom is slavery | Mind builds are viable"

[simple saffron]

I’ve seen less restrictive swearing for a server where the game is ACTUALLY 13+

And the gifs too. Bro it is actually annoying. It says that link isn’t allowed WHICH ONES ARE?!

[cinder minnow]

Orwell warned us

those who control the past chat control the future #

[brave depot]

try both and just keep whichever renders better as a small circular image

[wicked shuttle]

Kindergarden rules for a community that plays a game that involves slaying gods

[empty perch]

kekw

[hasty frigate]

quicksave

[stark rain]

Time to make it irl

[hasty frigate]

Boys we found Shabriri, now we just need him to end up just like how he did in the game

[coarse shell]

Ahaha yes, I would be so nervous for myself lol

[tranquil shoal]

You forgot the most important detail: he’s a twink

[empty perch]

doubt cuz he thick he a bear

[desert breach]

bro I found as pretty good elden ring edit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CZjlXHJ3eyY

[empty perch]

check the ones i posted

[empty perch]

here . @desert breach

[willow panther]

That’s my favourite weapon In The entire game

[mint kraken]

goty

[maiden forge]

Eeeaaahhaaaaaughhhh😩

[stark rain]

Unga bunga

[willow panther]

[empty perch]

copyright strike wukong ?

[empty perch]

vigor check if you look at the stamina, the dude is just mashing hits, no wonder they get caught like that, first clip 3k dmg of a combo, he should be ready for roll or sum

[mint kraken]

dont know what this guy is waffling bout

[empty perch]

the person is mashing attack too many times, when u get a combo off, you get ready for a roll/dodge/parry.

[stark rain]

@elder junco what you need rn

[elder junco]

Hell YEAH I need thisb🤣😂 bro is getting thrashed

[stark rain]

Hopefully he doesn't become glitched and immortal tho

[elder junco]

Swearrr 😭💀

[tranquil shoal]

If they can call radagon a twink, Kenneth can also be considered one

[tranquil shoal]

Who?

[willow panther]

Elden beast?

[tranquil shoal]

Ah, cute then

[willow panther]

I didn’t make it but I forgot who did😔

[mint kraken]

okay..?

[empty perch]

google twink definition

[desert breach]

why cant I post a screen shot?

[hasty frigate]

I’m back, had left for a bit cuz of my mum

[dusty spade]

What

[hasty frigate]

Had left by accident, only “the meme servers” she wanted me to leave

[dense moth]

How would y'all feel if someone spammed star lined ash?

[stark rain]

I'd Kurt Cobain myself

[dense moth]

I assume that means something I can't say 😭

[stark rain]

Meh, not sure if the mods would care ngl

[dense moth]

Who's Kurt Cobain?

[stark rain]

That actually makes me disappointed af. Look him up

[dense moth]

Bro I am young ok 🤣

[compact crystal]

what is bro doing what ng are you on and what talismans

[compact crystal]

my goat does not need to let air flow around her
she takes it like the GOAT she is

[mint kraken]

1. idk
2. 8
3. i forgot

[compact crystal]

ok that explains it dudes getting onetapped

[stark rain]

What we nedded 🙏

[tranquil shoal]

“Look what we have created” is honestly kinda a messed up way to talk about your children ngl

[willow panther]

What did I just find

[heady moat]

malenia's waterflow dance destroys even when your vigor is 99 and you have the best armour

[cinder minnow]

the reason why Google is loosing market share - this is their ai and search engine at work

its bad as you can see. Assasins creed shadow in third place and new york times being here proves just how little they understand the appeal of this technology

[tranquil shoal]

Just don’t take the first hit

[heady moat]

I just saw a video with that.

[tranquil shoal]

That was literally how I survived it. Just dodged the first hit then tanked the subsequent one

[feral void]

:3

[simple saffron]

[stark rain]

ZAMM

[willow panther]

Yeah I kinda guessed that it was they’re ai didn’t think it was that bad though

[gleaming delta]

someone do this with iron fist alexander

[abstract maple]

😔😔

[stark rain]

BBG

[abstract maple]

Looking at other men is it 😔😭

[stark rain]

I have a meme to send but the mods would crucify me

[abstract maple]

🤨

[stark rain]

[wild crater]

plim plim plom

[zinc adder]

You can see the sadness in bros eyes after ng+10

[late hazel]

Well… We’re waiting

[stark rain]

Nah I prefer to be here

[quick quarry]

(Not mine stolen of reels)

[dapper schooner]

The man with the iron mask

[upper flint]

diablo III moment

[desert breach]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L_STynwXlfA

[steep spire]

"said the strength main calmly."

[alpine wolf]

(Ghiza's is quality)

[cinder minnow]

Best mains

I love this armour set so much especially the gloves they are fabolous

[simple saffron]

Nah it’s more like this but then again this is like what level 140 build or something? Lots of progress to be made for this one

[hasty frigate]

You need the strength talisman too, go all the way 🗿

[simple saffron]

Nah. Later

[hasty frigate]

Almost had me there for a second

[stark rain]

Or this, still pretty good stats

[hasty frigate]

I personally run more of a quality build myself, I mean where else would I put those 444 lvls other than 60 in vig, mind and end and then put 80 in the 3 best damage stats, faith, dex and strength?

[hasty frigate]

Had to channel his inner Hoarah Loux to set an example

[thick cedar]

this guy actually windmill hiphop never die

[empty perch]

oh i can play a character that can transform and cast spells? im good, gimme a sword twice my size and a shield and let's go

[scenic tiger]

Get the dragoncrest greatshield talisman. It's literally just a better version of your first talisman.

[simple saffron]

I know it’s in the haligtree and I just started NG+ I am not doing allat again the dragon crest can wait 💀

[scenic tiger]

Lightwork

[maiden forge]

My girlfriend got me this Keychain that fits Godzilla perfectly for some reason

[clear fog]

Hey I wanted to ask if one of you could give me a talisman

Rotten winged sword insignia

[maiden forge]

No I don't have the time
I'm a university student because degree something something idk

[stark rain]

Thats a keeper🙏

[daring summit]

I am Godzilla, Breath of Nuclear, and i've never known defeat

[brisk ferry]

999 iq

[scenic tiger]

Just do the questline, bruh

It ain't that hard

[still elbow]

what

[tender rapids]

That looks so weird yet good on him lmao

[hot robin]

Real

[quartz panther]

this kinda look like somber smithing stone

[modest isle]

hey guys

[karmic raven]

Guys rate fit

[vapid robin]

I can't make it rn but the world's needs the 2024 nuclear family meme with blaidd or maliketh as the woke dog

[modest isle]

i miss zawg :c

[karmic raven]

🫡

[stark rain]

Smash

[upper flint]

@hasty frigate bro when was the enclave added to fo4

[hasty frigate]

New gen update, enclave remnants creation club content was added

[upper flint]

these mfs jumpin me with hellfire troopers when im just tryna walk around

[hasty frigate]

I was tryna get some t-51 from the atom cats and next thing you know a legendary hellfire trooper with mk VI x-02 shows up out of nowhere and starts blasting my ass with plasma

[upper flint]

bro i didn't even have metal armor and they started blasting my ass with plasma

[hasty frigate]

So I took cover next time and let the atom cats do most of the damage, they gotta put them fancy suits to use somehow (I had Zeke’s jacket and sunglasses on)

[lucid tapir]

10/10 love it. Albinauric

[hasty frigate]

Metal armour wouldn’t have done much anyway, that’s more on the ballistic side of defence, leather armour focuses more on energy

[upper flint]

yeah ik im sayin i hardly even had armor

[hasty frigate]

How would I have felt then literally having just a jacket, jeans and some sunglasses against the most advanced soldiers in the commonwealth if not the whole world

[upper flint]

atleast you looked nice i died in a vault suit

[hasty frigate]

I mean hey, after the second attempt, free x-02

[upper flint]

also free x-02 from punching a few enclave guys in the face and playing some music

[hasty frigate]

I already had the maxed out hellfire from the retrievement operations encampment but I wanted to get t-51 to feel nice

But after I did I found another full set just in the open so I put that back into sanctuary and said “nah, it’s x-02 time”

[hasty frigate]

Have you ever found an almost complete set of hellfire in a spot where t-45 or t-51 should be? I did somehow, the train near drumlin diner

[upper flint]

honestly i haven't looked for power armor the hellfire i have is from pyro

[hasty frigate]

Got the one from pyro cuz I thought might as well, to make a better collection

Shortly after I went to Atlantic offices and turned on god mode (for a good reason) so I can carry all the x-02 and hellfire from the soldiers unlike the last 2 times

[upper flint]

god mode is console commands right

[hasty frigate]

Yea

I turn it on most of the time to run errands if I’m too heavy like getting frames for some power armour sitting in storage or going out and getting some new weaponry to store

Sometimes I turn on no collision either for fun or for travel as well, it’s hilarious, it’s almost like time is stopped

[upper flint]

whoops i built a house into a mole rat

[hasty frigate]

Oh damn lmao that mole rat is not having a good day

[upper flint]

it stopped having a good day the moment i punched it with a power fist

[hasty frigate]

Question, how do you feel about goodneighbour?

[upper flint]

that's where hancock was right

[hasty frigate]

Yea, of the people, for the people

[upper flint]

honestly not too bad a place
especially considering the times

[hasty frigate]

I’d say they’re actually a lot nicer than people say they are, and KL-E-O is an extremely nice person to me every time I visit and that makes her my second fav merchant

[upper flint]

i spent my time tryna find swan's pond just to shoot him with piggy banks

[hasty frigate]

I just blasted him with the power of Nikola Tesla

[upper flint]

who's your favorite then
also goddamnit fallout crashed for like the second or third time today

[hasty frigate]

Arturo of course 🗿

[upper flint]

aint he the guy who sells big boy

[hasty frigate]

Yep, but he’s nice no matter what, he’s got this certain charm that makes me respect him way too much

[upper flint]

i needa buy a big boy and mod it to shoot piggy banks

[hasty frigate]

I should probably do that quest so I can buy piggy bank bombs, better than having to wait every two days for vault tec rep to restock on mini nukes (yes he does sell mini nukes)

[upper flint]

the fact that he sells mini nukes is absurd. also the piggy banks for some reason do more damage than mini nukes i think
that or they just have a higher damage value listed on the weapon

[hasty frigate]

They indeed do, money is worth more in the long run I guess lol (pun intended)

Also for some reason last night I was feeling way too patriotic to the brotherhood of steel and now I want to make a march song for them

[upper flint]

honestly even if im going BoS ending i'm still doing some stuff for the railroad

[hasty frigate]

I decided that I’ll kill them off every time cuz it’ll make the quest for later much easier (as if using a giant damn Gatling laser and advanced t-60 isn’t enough to make things easy)

[upper flint]

armor weave my man
i always try to get armor weave

[hasty frigate]

The hell is armour weave?

[upper flint]

you can mod regular clothes to give them a ton of defense

[hasty frigate]

Oh yeah that, like with the colonel uniform yea?

[upper flint]

yeah i think so. i always use it with army fatigues usually

[hasty frigate]

I did it with colonel uniform once and wondered why some clothes wouldn’t be able to be modded

[upper flint]

honestly not sure. all i know is i love army fatigues with em just cause of the bonuses

[hasty frigate]

I’ll have to kill some gunners to get the army fatigues and find out soon

[upper flint]

nvm it's ballistic weave not armor weave

[hasty frigate]

Oh ok, but I still want to try and make a march song for the brotherhood of steel

Imagine an army of heavily armoured, weaponised WAR MACHINES marching along in unison and singing about either their enemy’s downfall or the institute’s downfall

[upper flint]

i like having a strength bonus even without power armor lmao

[hasty frigate]

I’m highly loyal to them, and they freely admit that they commit genocide, BUT have limits to said genocide

[upper flint]

mostly nonhumans or war criminals

oh yay legendary triggerman outside the vault that's gonna be fun

[hasty frigate]

Exactly, imma make a simple kill list here:
mutants: kill
Ghouls: only if feral kill
Synths: kill at all costs
Anything else non human: if hostile, kill
Humans: try to protect unless they engage combat

[upper flint]

i might start shanking people while wearing hellfire armor just cuz i got a freezing combat knife lmao

[hasty frigate]

Do it

[upper flint]

need to get back to diamond city first tho

[hasty frigate]

Buy some fusion cores and go wild with it

[upper flint]

i killed a random triggerman and he has the most ridiculous 10mm i've ever seen an npc have

[hasty frigate]

Yea they don’t have the intelligence to even hammer a nail into the wall but can do THAT with their pistols

[upper flint]

calibrated powerful receiver, long barrel, comfort grip, large magazine, reflex sight, compensator

[hasty frigate]

That guy must’ve been a prodigy as a child

[upper flint]

better than raiders not even knowing what the term construction means

[hasty frigate]

True, and Sturges, can’t hammer a nail into a wall too, but can somehow build a teleporter basically out of thin air that can rival that of the INSTITUTE itself

[upper flint]

he tries his absolute best

[hasty frigate]

“You willing to do some work?” Oh sorry Sturges, I’ve been busy fighting for my life against all of gods creatures and failures and couldn’t help you any sooner

[upper flint]

btw who sells the piggy banks?

[hasty frigate]

Suggs, KL-E-O, Arturo occasionally, and also proctor teagan sometimes, that’s all the merchants I go to that sell them, there could be more

[upper flint]

btw power fist counts as a punch but not unarmed right

[hasty frigate]

I thought it was an unarmed weapon which is why you can’t equip it in power armour

[upper flint]

honestly idk what counts as unarmed but it might

[hasty frigate]

Whatever you can’t equip in power armour that’s meant to be on your fist, any other melee weapon is good for power armour users to put on

[upper flint]

i'll get back to you on this once i get the third tier of iron fist

[hasty frigate]

Forgot to level luck at the beginning so I spent most of my beginning points on luck to get idiot savant

[upper flint]

oh alr then. wait does that make deathclaw gauntlet unarmed

[hasty frigate]

Yes it does, I found out very quickly that the deathclaw gauntlet is unequippable in power armour

[upper flint]

i got exactly enough for idiot savant

[upper flint]

well damn it already has a chance to disarm. now it can cripple too. poor everyone on the receiving end of the extra claw

[hasty frigate]

Idiot savant is worth it in the end imo, it Procs in quests sometimes so like 3-5x that Xp is gonna be a good amount of levels

[upper flint]

oh absolutely it also speeds up the process

[hasty frigate]

It procced on the arc jet quest after I told Danse I’d join the brotherhood, 6 int and still getting it very often

[upper flint]

ngl i might get to eight int just for robotics expert

[hasty frigate]

I should do that, get some levels and get robotics expert, I love having sentry bots on my side, the “sir” assaultrons give me tho sure is… something

[upper flint]

i need the first level before i get to the castle for the minutemen

[hasty frigate]

Imma just go out, do some killing, complete some side quests, and then I should get enough levels to get robotics expert no problem

[upper flint]

i need somewhere i can punch everything to death without mirelurks

i just hate fighting mirelurks

[hasty frigate]

I hate mirelurks, not to fight, but the look of them, especially the hunters, Maxon hates being near the mutants at fort strong, I hate being near the two hunters right next to Boston airport

[upper flint]

i hate how they look but i also hate tryna melee them lmao

[hasty frigate]

Every time I see those things I go to third person immediately, same goes for radscorpions

[upper flint]

so you don't need to see the face?

[hasty frigate]

EXACTLY, you get the idea

Gotta go on a walk, brb

[hasty frigate]

I’m back

[upper flint]

currently chillin underwater waitin for some guys to move away

[hasty frigate]

Solution: money, and explosives

[upper flint]

nahhh my solution was kill some random guy with deliverer

[hasty frigate]

If I ever get into fights, I just turn into Junkrat and blow every single one of them to smithereens

[upper flint]

idiot savant triggered when i get the guy with a submachine gun lmao

[hasty frigate]

Ay, have you ever played Deepwoken before? Just a question

[upper flint]

nope, never played paid games

[hasty frigate]

Ah, understandable, but the reason I want to make a brotherhood march song is cuz of Deepwoken and some unofficial song I really like, I’ll send it in dms

[upper flint]

now do one with messmer

[hasty frigate]

“Yea yeah keep talking, it’ll make the boss fight easier when you’re too busy raging in the corner”

[hasty frigate]

Messmer, he gave me Morgott vibes when he was talking in the 2nd phase cutscene

He says tarnished with such anger I thought he was gonna turn into Morgott for a second but no, he’s just turning into extremely racist Messmer instead of just racist Messmer

[upper flint]

@hasty frigate give dogmeat a minigun. i also may have softlocked myself in the parson insane asylum's basement

[hasty frigate]

Does he actually use the mini gun?

[upper flint]

no but im pretty sure he can hold onto one for some reason

[hasty frigate]

That’s just called his inventory, I got him to fetch the cryolator for me cuz I didn’t want to upgrade the lockpick perk that much

[upper flint]

you can actually do that?

[hasty frigate]

Yep, put him in the same room as the cryolator and tell him to fetch for items, he’ll grab it and have the weapon and 200 cryo cells in his inventory

[upper flint]

also couldn't you have had the girl from the combat zone pick the lock for you?
or was it another companion that picks lock?

[hasty frigate]

There are companions that can lockpick but this one is a master, so most won’t be able to

[upper flint]

nick can hack master terminals right

[hasty frigate]

Doesn’t mean he can pick master locks

Imagine it like this, he’s good at hacking terminals of course cuz he’s a robot, it’s supposed to be his specialty, but he may not be able to pick locks of the same level, only picking advanced locks or something, anyway gotta go, cya in a bit

[upper flint]

im just asking if he can
didn't remember if he could or couldn't

[hasty frigate]

I don’t think he can

[upper flint]

cait can pick master locks
i'm pretty sure nick can also hack master terminals, cuz i think i brought him to unlock some power armor for me from time to time

ye cait picks locks and nick hacks terminals

[late hazel]

They wanted to make sure the job was done

[simple saffron]

Me finding out who the kindling is when we burn the tree

[paper geyser]

@still quartz

[simple saffron]

Me activating bite the dust after realizing I forgot to get all the frenzy incantations before starting NG+

[daring summit]

I know those guys, iti's so funny XD

[empty perch]

Insane ref

[tranquil shoal]

Plot twist: it’s yourself

[still quartz]

😭

[alpine wolf]

I see people having full ass conversations and debates here and forget that this mf has a 30 second slowmode

[alpine wolf]

"Hey man"
"Yo"
"How are you"
"Im alright"

This exchange takes each party an ENTIRE minute

People have heated arguments here too. Mf gotta send a message and spend the next 30 seconds sitting there mad

[steep wind]

Welp

[inland oxide]

i got a question for y'all

[solemn axle]

?

[visual otter]

Yall..

[hasty frigate]

If Elon Musk, the one that was getting dogged on for having a horrid build is talking about how amazing it is, it clearly lives up to the praise it’s getting

[empty perch]

I to be in all fairness posted the video cuz elden ring is indeed beautiful, what that guy has to say i could not care less since he’s many things that i cant say without getting banned here

[empty perch]

Elden ring is beautiful, it is indeed amazing, with or without his praising it woulda have always been the same

[upper flint]

to put it simply, he is an incompetent buffoon

[empty perch]

it aint enough

[fallen hornet]

Got a problem with Y'all?

Probably shouldn't introduce you'ins

[upper flint]

that is the most bare bones, nicest way i can think of putting it

[lavish rose]

Elden ring is in my top two but hollow knight will always be number 1 (bought it on my ps5 and it runs so much nicer then on my Xbox series S)

[pulsar shore]

Me wandering through the different stages of Elden ring only to be called a “FOUL TARNISHED” every 30 minutes by what can only be described as the creation of a goat anal birth

[lavish rose]

what birth…

Ohhh I get it now

[tardy hill]

Oh, that is a good one

[hasty frigate]

perfection

[hasty frigate]

Btw just a question how do u bolden the words?

[lavish rose]

Pretty sure it’s one of the options if you select a word

[hasty frigate]

I have never been able to find it

[lavish rose]

Oh nvm just do ** word ** (input spaces in so you could see em damn it hold on

[hasty frigate]

** oh **

[stark rain]

-# You mean you don't know how to

[hasty frigate]

I never did, never really was able to figure it out, but now you’re teasing me with that tiny font you’re doing

[stark rain]

Do "--##" but not double, and add a space before your words

Big words too

[hasty frigate]

I’m getting quite confused honestly

Nope

[stark rain]

-# smol

[hasty frigate]

Oh

[hasty frigate]

-# god I’m an utter moron aren’t I?

[stark rain]

Large is the same but no "-"

[hasty frigate]

beeg boi

[stark rain]

What were you doing?

[hasty frigate]

Well at least I finally figured out how to use them, by having them literally given to me on a silver platter lol

Don’t know really tbh

[stark rain]

Fair

[hasty frigate]

-# well thank you for your kind teachings regardless

[earnest star]

foul tarnished, emboldened the flame if ambition…

[royal orchid]

yo check my profile guys

[tardy hill]

First guy gives you some cash for you to f*ck off
Second one notices your problem, acknowledges it and provides a solution for free
Varre is true bro, simple as.

[scenic tiger]

So, of course, the tarnished murders him.

[daring summit]

Only after getting the medal
First of, precious item
Then,
Armament O Armament

[tardy hill]

For me, Varre gets the Boggart's trearment.
Unique stuff or not, bros are off limits

[upper flint]

Quirrel, my old friend.

[solid dove]

How da fit

[simple saffron]

Peak

[solid dove]

Thanks

!!!!

[slate rampart]

MIGHT have counted

[keen pilot]

he who blinks loses

[slate rampart]

fr

[lavish rose]

[upper flint]

i needa finish steelsoul man. i was doin so well and then damn watcher knights got in my way

[slate rampart]

just fought mimic tear!

[simple saffron]

Nice. Now go get his summon

[slate rampart]

actually most bloody fight ive ever fought iun this game before

[lavish rose]

I genuinely loathe the watcher knights. Pure vessel? I gotchu. NKG? I gotchu. But goddamn watcher knights. My hatred for them knows no bounds

[simple saffron]

Yeah it do be like that.

[upper flint]

bro nightmare king grimm was actually real fun

[upper flint]

fight him in unarmed combat. any armor can become rakshasa armor like that.

[lavish rose]

Fr tho. Favourite boss will always be pure vessel or unironically hive knight. His theme is an instant eargasm

[upper flint]

he vomits up the children. as gross as it is it's also a bit adorable.

[lavish rose]

Indubitably

[mellow mural]

How my elden ring run started versus how it's going

[dusky barn]

art of subtle foreshadowing

[molten grove]

Yes indeed