elden-fun

[upper flint]

what are your spells

[cerulean egret]

The best I have atm are Glintstone anils and Gavel of Haima. This randomizer run has only given me good incants and seals but barely any staffs and spells

[storm meadow]

I really do suggest that you play multiplayer, it's really fun. Also, finding a buddy is really helpful.

[upper flint]

damn. you really need night ones.

[simple saffron]

I do like the multiplayer but I’m poor and don’t got a PC so I can’t just use seamless coop to fix my issues

[cerulean egret]

Best I can do is Night Shard

[simple saffron]

Also none of my friends play this and even if they do they are either busy or they still are like level 20 on their highest save

[upper flint]

aint too bad tbh but the fight would take forever if you used it

[storm meadow]

Dam. I suggest just trying to find a player that is willing to be your buddy.

[simple saffron]

Well I’d have my stepfather since he also loves this game but he’s on Xbox and I’m on PlayStation. Though my dad is thinking about getting it on sale

[cerulean egret]

Yeah, it will. I'm still using the Astrologer's staff. That's how dire things are

[upper flint]

come back to malenia later ig

[storm meadow]

That would definitely help.

[upper flint]

tbh i'm down cuz im bored af. the problem would be times we both are available.

[cerulean egret]

You know what. I'm just gonna beat her hitless with parrying. Carian Retaliation and a +9 Misericorde is the only good thing I have in this run

[simple saffron]

Well I mean I got school on weekdays (obviously) but I’m usually on all night for weekends. I got like EST so rn it’s 6:41 pm for me

[upper flint]

oh damn lmao same timezone

i just been playin hitman recently tbh. doin freelancer. its fun but buggy. for example
syndicate leader looks:
Hat
glasses
black hair
earrings

my target had NO earrings.

[simple saffron]

You just capped an innocent person. Eh they looked close enough

[upper flint]

i literally killed everyone but my target. because it was messing up the looks.

[simple saffron]

Dang. I don’t usually play HITMAN or stealth in general. I’m really bad at stealth

[upper flint]

i forced myself to get good by doing SASO on most maps. whittleton creek genuinely feels like the easiest map to SASO because of how small it is.

[simple saffron]

Damn. Welp I gotta do some Elden Things like FIGURING OUT HOW TO GET TO THE ROLD ROUTE and also getting mohgs thing dealt with so I can have all the runes done

[upper flint]

mohg and morgott both share the same divine tower. rold route is through the eastern end of the main road in the middle of leyndell
its the main road where the erdtree avatar jumps you

[simple saffron]

Welp now I gotta look for that place again😔

[static flicker]

Gowry sells some good spells, find him in caelid and do his quest

[upper flint]

also the divine tower is roughly south of the elevator that takes you to forbidden lands. on the second of the massive bridges

also @static flicker he's doing a rando

@static flicker

[static flicker]

Ohh mb

[cerulean egret]

I'd be so happy if I was doing a pure faith run

[simple saffron]

Forbidden lands? Is that like where the bridge of iniquity would take me?

[upper flint]

forbidden lands is to the east of leyndell

you know the main road in the middle of the capital? the massive door on the east is where you wanna go.

[simple saffron]

Oh I’m kinda stupid ngl but thanks for the help. I’ll keep looking

[simple saffron]

Found the avatar 👍

[upper flint]

nicee

[simple saffron]

And now I find 2 knights both spamming bull crap lightning or lightning arrows

[upper flint]

man what which section are you in

[upper flint]

you are supposed to head in the opposite direction

[simple saffron]

This is a weekend adventure I’m gonna go watch YouTube

[upper flint]

theres a bunch of misbegottens on the road where you're going

[alpine wolf]

You know those flaming hot ruffles

Those

[abstract maple]

Killing putrescence knight

[strange sand]

real

[fallen hornet]

Camaro

[gleaming wind]

Clutching the 1v4

[grim lagoon]

My own worst enemy when going for hitless fg..

[analog thistle]

Type

[harsh owl]

11

[pure nacelle]

Yall about to get the frenzied flame ending

[daring summit]

Nah, Fire of Raven ending

[wanton marten]

BRO

[simple saffron]

The feeling when you beat Mohg for the first time

[simple saffron]

My goat right here

[gleaming delta]

Even the zombie was confused about what the frick hit me

not the only time it happened 😑

[wise rose]

You died to poison

[wise rose]

This one looks like lag, but I’m not too sure.

[gleaming delta]

Oh you're right I'm blind

The damage you take looks like you're getting hit by something

[pulsar shore]

The second one is just weird

[simple saffron]

How I felt when I killed Radahn (I’m stealing his entire fit)

[deep mauve]

Not even the best armor set

[cinder minnow]

but one of the drippiest

[cinder minnow]

it captures perfectly what Radahn represents and Starscourge Greatsword is goated

[thorny fulcrum]

hell no

its mid imo

[cinder minnow]

We can all agree to disagree

My personal favorite tho has to be confessor set with greathelm it looks like black knight from Monty Python and I love it

[static flicker]

peak

[wise bronze]

V1 and messmer‼️‼️ also any recommendations on how I should have messmer on my shelf since it's too short and I can't rearrange it would be nice

[abstract maple]

Goes hard, I want one

[cinder minnow]

wait is LA on fire again

[jagged fossil]

Probably

[cinder minnow]

I mean it wont be the last time this year thats for sure

[jagged fossil]

Are we actually experiencing the Frenzied Flame???

[cinder minnow]

Whole state of California seems doomed, its turning into post shattering Caelid for real

[jagged fossil]

Someone found the Three Fingers 🙏 it is GGs

[cinder minnow]

GGs but tbh knowing California is especially doomed to decades of dumb decisions its going down first

Its on track to get us to the fallout timeline we are year short of northern merica wars

[jagged fossil]

America wanted 51 states and is now losing 1

[simple saffron]

If it snows where I’m at (it only snowed once in my entire life here) then the end times have come

[cinder minnow]

The icing on the cake is that Cali century ago imported Eucalyptus like the most flamable tree period

[cinder minnow]

I mean it will snow more which seems at first as a paradox. Global warming makes extreme temperatures spike out of control in both directions, so while there can be less days with snow they might be more intensive and snow might starting to show up in few places it should not appear in

[simple saffron]

Oh wait Texas snowed once it literally is the end times already 🗿

If Brazil starts getting snow too it’s literally the next ice age. We are all cooked

[cinder minnow]

Less end times more something every single biologist, ecologist, chemist, climatologist and activist warned about for 50 years

[cinder minnow]

Oh Brazil is cooked already to an extend Amazon is an assured goner which could shift the climate spheres in Brazil, making Rio have climate the same as Niger

[simple saffron]

We are cooked. The apocalypse clock is hitting 12

[cinder minnow]

Tbh i despise the atomic clock for various reasons. It such a gross oversimplification to begin with in terms of geopolitics and nuclear danger we are all facing, but seeing how they added ai into their calculus, a part of a rhetoric used by people like Sam Altman to boost their own stocks, its now just plain wrong

We are currently at 90 seconds to midnight, less then during cuban crisis and i feel almost insulted as a historian due to that

[simple saffron]

Bro how are we at less then during the missile crisis 💀

[cinder minnow]

While Climate crisis and even optional apocalypse is real threat again this dumb clock oversimplifies ALL OF IT

[simple saffron]

Humanity is stupidity. If the world is cooked we can tell no need for a clock at this point we are done for

[cinder minnow]

Because money. The clock started inviting celebrities more often past few years, once for calculation they invited the bill nye science guy. They get more money that way id assume and i have to say that they take part in the ai hype train rhetoric how its skynet level danger rn why we barely can keep up making LLMS

[cinder minnow]

Like exactly not to mention that doomsday, a title noun they use, is such a broad term i also hate that part of it

[simple saffron]

Ah yes bill nye. Fun fact : he’s actually a prick IRL from what I’ve heard which makes me sad he was so chill in the show

[cinder minnow]

wasnt he like on kai cenat stream?

[simple saffron]

He got on WHOS STREAM

[cinder minnow]

that guy with dreads Kai Cenat or smt

[simple saffron]

That’s funny asf 💀 Bill Nye hanging with Kai is crazy

[cinder minnow]

Man i am Polish i only know he is on kick (i think) and thats it who even is he

[simple saffron]

Idk I only hear about dumb stuff he does.

Also he’s Diddy’s neighbor apparently so that’s something

[crisp jacinth]

smartest conversation this server has ever had, and somehow it was in this channel

[hasty frigate]

Trump gon make us build vaults instead of walls

[cinder minnow]

I would sign under that considering he would probably go to my home and kill any remaining family members

[hasty frigate]

He would make the enclave a thing before the war just so he can shove as many people into those vaults as possible, and have like 5 to himself

I’m in Australia anyway, it doesn’t concern me, it’s already a wasteland enough without the nukes

[cinder minnow]

Idk why but if Joe Rogan was a bit taller I see him as Frank Horrigan

[hasty frigate]

Absolutely, just give him some fev and he’s good to go

[cinder minnow]

Well sadly I have to say Australia is like one of two places that can actually benefit due to nukes. Like I am not joking.

It's due to a scale of "nuclear winter" theory. Due to many variables there are many models that support a scenario in which central australia could become habitable

[hasty frigate]

Finally, Uluṟu can have a better use other than cultural significance

[cinder minnow]

If it's 8c it could qualify for temperate climate and since western and central australia have very few targets for both ground nuclear and strikes it's actually the best place to be during such an event

[hasty frigate]

I just can’t get over those people in fallout 4 with the stupidity to fight me even while I’m in x-01 power armour or sum

“Woah woah, slow down Mr POWER ARMOUR this doesn’t involve you”

[cinder minnow]

It's so stupid but I can't help but love it

[hasty frigate]

I look at him like “you’re talking to a heavily weaponised, heavily armoured, god. Damn. WAR MACHINE. And you still think you’ll win?”

[cinder minnow]

Surprisingly even postal 2 had better ai behaviour towards player hostility

[hasty frigate]

Peaktal 2 is timeless

[cinder minnow]

Although postal 2 ai was really good for when it released it surprised everyone. Despite no reason to care that much they made a game that was innovative

[hasty frigate]

Because they cared for their game

[cinder minnow]

And it shines trough. But the most fascinating to analyze forever is the first game

[hasty frigate]

Ik fallout 4 has its ups and downs, but it’s my personal favourite out of them all

[cinder minnow]

Here it's a cult classic every Pole knows postals due to amazing dubbings and them fitting the "vibe" people like here. Brain damaged was even deved by Polish studio

Redux and original postal are ones talked most recently I can see why they are unique in their own way like there is no game like original postal

[hasty frigate]

I’d say 2 has the most iconic voice, whenever I try to do a postal dude voice, I think of the one in 2

[cinder minnow]

Everyone does. The first game had the element of pure dread not a single game ever had after it

[hasty frigate]

It just cannot be copied or bested in those terms

[cinder minnow]

Especially the original ending with both school level and the asylum. Every single aspect of it represents the tortured mind we witness, especially the redux updated title cards for each level

They went from being a cheap one offs to being replaced with the ones that were in the manual and holy they are off putting to say the least

[hasty frigate]

I will just say, whoever made postal 3, I will turn you into a doormat with a shovel

[cinder minnow]

It has something that games like Mouthwashing and how fishes are made recreated years later

An uneasy feel about who we play or rather the perception of the game world we are presented with. Something that puts player on edge even in those quiet moments

[hasty frigate]

Mouthwashing is truly something, almost got me as bad as emesis blue, almost

I will forever be haunted whenever I see a blue medic now

[cinder minnow]

Mouthwashing has probably one of the best table turns in story telling I've seen in a while. Since movie industry milked it almost dried Ive thought it couldnt be done in a way that would surprise me. But that game managed to do that flawlessly

[hasty frigate]

It’s pretty easy to find a diamond in the rough now considering the amount of crap being churned out daily

[cinder minnow]

Well the tides are luckily changing for video game industry at least

[hasty frigate]

I was watching a vid about mouthwashing and the entirety of its gameplay, and wondered why people hated Jimmy so much in the comments, then I hit the halfway mark and realised why

[cinder minnow]

In recent years many companies like Sony failed on a massive scale and failed to compete sales wise with titles like stalker 2 or Indiana Jones or so many indies that they had to compete against

[hasty frigate]

I hope I can go to hell, just so I can kill him all over again

[cinder minnow]

Swansea Hell arc confirmed????????

[hasty frigate]

All the big gaming companies are horrid now (not fromsoft tho) and all these indie games are just peak after peak

[hasty frigate]

I was making a fallout 4 reference, “I hope I can go to hell Kellogg, just so I can enjoy killing you all over again” but yeah

[cinder minnow]

Well most would be more fitting but with flops like Concord which cost almost 700 million dollars the message to change practices is maybe coming trough at least to the broader market

[hasty frigate]

The message Concord sent was “stop making these live service games, they suck now”

[cinder minnow]

Black myth wukong, space marine, Mouthwashing are insane financial successes now and none of them are from a major studio. Also ...... You haven't heard about "marathon" did ya?

[hasty frigate]

Haven’t really heard much about marathon no, think I heard it a few times though

[cinder minnow]

Well it's.... A live service shooter but made by Bungie. Who have gone under and fired half of their stuff since destiny 2 stopped making the money a long time ago

[hasty frigate]

They just need to learn that a winning horse will be rode into the ground eventually, the time varies depending on the horse

[cinder minnow]

And guess what. There is a possibility. It's even more expensive. Also Sony is putting it on Xbox beta launch which seems a bit..... Like sign of a desperation on their part considering their previous stances

[hasty frigate]

They’re getting desperate as hell, there was even theories that Sony was gonna buy Fromsoft, we all know how that would go

[cinder minnow]

Tbh I think the issue would be lack of capital to buy them in the first place. Remember why they did PSN account req on steam?

To pad to the investors it was two weeks before their first quarter meetings. To show that playstation is "growing" to creat an illusion that they moved something in the stagnant console market

[hasty frigate]

“Oh man, I can’t wait to open steam and play some Dark Souls 3! Wait, why can’t I play it now? PlayStation exclusive? WHAT IS THIS?”

[hasty frigate]

“The illusion of choice is just as good as real choice” -Todd Howard

[cinder minnow]

Because no one is buying consoles as of now the sales are abhorrent for all three this year it's crazy.

[hasty frigate]

I have a ps4 just sitting around in my house because we got it back when it was popular, I think I’m only gonna use it when I get Bloodborne on it

[cinder minnow]

I have one too. I am thinking of what I want to do with it since you can now with no issue emulate Bloodborne as long as you have your own iso

[hasty frigate]

It’s hard to find ps4 games now, it’s all ps5 and that on the shelves, I’m gonna have to get it on the online store

[cinder minnow]

120 fps baby the modders doing miracles to good old Bloodborne. Also I might just throw it at like some local embassy near me and see what happens

[hasty frigate]

There isn’t even any in Australia I’m pretty sure, no physical copies to be seen across the country, at least that’s what the cashier said at the EB games checking

It’s crazy with the price differences I see tho, on the shelves Elden ring is like 50 bucks, but on steam, every single souls game is like 90 dollars, I’m glad I got er on the Bandai Namco website for like 60 bucks

[cinder minnow]

I mean Australia seems to me like a strange place already, it somehow outputs more carbon emissions than Indonesia a 150 million pop country

[hasty frigate]

I still find it funny how people from America and all that talk to US about wildlife, brother, we can just squish bugs, and snake shot exists

[cinder minnow]

Australia is the reason why USA has forest fires in the east. Eucalyptus trees were brought there in the early 1900s for farms that were later abandoned and since those trees produce a lot of natural oil and have massive upper systems they are great fire hazard in rapidly changing climate. Guess where they got em frome

[hasty frigate]

Back, just had some cake from Cole’s for breakfast lol

Still, why does America talk to us about our animals, they’re easy to deal with, but BEARS are able to eat a direct hit from a shotgun and keep running at you

Besides, America is well known for their guns, they see a minor inconvenience and they just blast it half the time

[cinder minnow]

America seems dystopian so many times of the day

[hasty frigate]

You know sum crazy

People can get shot in America for literally anything, some guy died cuz he got shot for using his LEAFBLOWER, and some Girl Scouts almost got shot by this old man who had an assault rifle AT THE READY just cuz they used his doorbell

You can tell that things are crazy if some guy is just waiting at the door with an m16 or sum like that to have someone to knock on the door

[cinder minnow]

I mean I know what happened in Columbine it's hard to beat that

[hasty frigate]

But that’s just pathetic now, using a leafblower and getting shot, the guy that shot him is just pathetic all around, didn’t even bother speaking, just aimed and pulled the trigger

I bet he used a glock 19 for that, not even “God’s Calibre”

[cinder minnow]

Gun ownership as a right instead of privilege leads to such situations. With different legal precedent and an actually useful police force most countries don't have such issues

[hasty frigate]

Your life in America is now worth basically nothing if people are gonna do that, more expendable then a Soviet Russian soldier

[cinder minnow]

At least soviets had the best OST in red alert

[hasty frigate]

True, they were willing to die for it, Americans don’t even get the choice to, their neighbour just all of a sudden shoots you for no good reason and that’s that

[cinder minnow]

I mean imagine such policy in lands in between

[hasty frigate]

Wait a god damn minute, America is literally becoming Paradise in Postal 2

[cinder minnow]

Every enemy strapped with nines and gang warfare for the Elden ring would make for a great game

[hasty frigate]

The next Elden ring just takes place in downtown Chicago

[cinder minnow]

It always has been

[hasty frigate]

Fair, it’s just funny that I had to think for a minute to come to that sudden realisation, getting shot for not signing a petition, and getting shot for using a leafblower, I’d say that’s equally insignificant

[cinder minnow]

I mean the situation is so dangerous I know people who are coming back to Poland from USA and UK

[hasty frigate]

I’d rather go back to medieval times than go to America, cuz then at least people will state why they’re doing what they’re gonna do

[simple saffron]

Not so fun fact : they used doom 2 map creator for practicing

[cinder minnow]

Damn that's depressing

[hasty frigate]

Usa has to be some social experiment, it just can’t be a real country

[simple saffron]

Yeah. Really is. Probably would make people more hateful of video games if a lot more people found out

[simple saffron]

Trust me sometimes I wish it wasn’t one either. We got so many awful people it’s not even funny

[hasty frigate]

I’d snap, go on a violent rampage, and say that I always liked postal dude, and all of a sudden they’d blame the postal dude himself

[simple saffron]

Yeah postal has been in deep stuff before. Especially cause of the original postal ending

[hasty frigate]

A lot of people out there will blame just about anything BUT themselves, even one of my own parents does this, but Americans are the “greatest” example of it

[hasty frigate]

It’s aptly named “the most controversial game” for a damn good reason, won’t stop me from buying peaktal 2 tho

[simple saffron]

There’s a lot more controversial games that people don’t know. Oddly they are all from Japan. Anyways wish me luck cause I’m gonna suffer

[hasty frigate]

I’m pretty sure back when the original doom was popular, 2 guys in America went on a school shooting and said they loved playing doom

[hasty frigate]

Which one was that again? I forget which boss it was

[simple saffron]

Fire Giant

[hasty frigate]

Oooh, that one, not too bad honestly, he has big bonk, but you have bigger bonk

[simple saffron]

I also have a max mimic so yeah I should be good this 2nd attempt.

[hasty frigate]

With mimic? Yea u got this in the bag

[upper flint]

i find it crazy that you got here from talking about how crappy games are. i also find it crazy you didn't just immediately talk about how crappy america is right off the bat

[hasty frigate]

I say a lot of weird stuff, autism and adhd together does things to your brain

[upper flint]

bro you can get to how crappy america is immediately

[hasty frigate]

I like to build it up before I do things like that

Cuz if you couldn’t tell, I tend to talk a lot, so it’s just an excuse to talk more ig

[upper flint]

fair enough

[hasty frigate]

Btw here’s a meme since this is the meme channel

[simple saffron]

I lost on phase 2

[upper flint]

you still fightin fg man?

[stark rain]

Fly mf fly

[upper flint]

the way i be loopin some dark souls three npcs

[stark rain]

Lol

[leaden pine]

you were right 😭

[stark rain]

Who wouldn't wanna do that to Leda

[leaden pine]

its like the crucible incantation charge

[stark rain]

But cheaper and better

[leaden pine]

well here i go to get jumped🫡

[stark rain]

Good luck 🙏

[leaden pine]

i did it😭🙏🏾

blasphemous blade + black Knight captain huw

[stark rain]

Yoooo

[bitter root]

Is it just you two

[upper flint]

man now i want a crucible knight spirit ash

[grizzled coral]

Yo rate my fit fr? Suggest changes too if ya like it

[upper flint]

you should probably ask in the elden fashion channel, pretty sure most of us who sit in elden fun don't know jack about fashion

[grizzled coral]

Oh ok ok

[upper flint]

i mean to me it don't look too bad in general but rlly depends on what you're going for, yknow?

[daring summit]

never tried that on the Crusher, neat idea

[stark rain]

It just adds to the feel of watching them fly

[simple saffron]

Sorry I responded late but yeah I got him like third try

[stark rain]

Still dummy funny for no reason

[upper flint]

nooooo she's just napping in a pool of her own blood

[stark rain]

Fr

[feral void]

Bro I just got to Aldrich in DS3, That's silver knight placement is EVIL

[upper flint]

which one. wait do you mean those damn ARCHERS

[feral void]

They are annoying but I'm on about the two at the giant staircase just before aldrich

[upper flint]

those guys really aren't that bad

[feral void]

It's my first playthrough so I'm probably underleveled or smth

[simple rock]

Like yea Messmer has sorta handome face features I mean + he is a redhead 🤔

[upper flint]

what level are you

[feral void]

Like 49

[upper flint]

eh probably not underleveled idk

[thorny fulcrum]

The reason why michael zaki puts a dragon swamp and makes the combat dodge fokused in almost every game he makes is because his father used to beat him in a swamp while wearing a dragon costume and he was forced to dodge his attacks by rolling

[stark rain]

When nothing goes to plan but you keep on going

[upper flint]

in other words every plan

[stark rain]

The attempt before that we got him to around 35-40% hp before he got 2nd phase off

[mild vortex]

@clever tundra Too many attachments

[winged pebble]

...

[upper flint]

surely that goes against server rules

[frozen burrow]

Justice! For Caelid!

[lavish rose]

I’ll take him

[frail palm]

damn it

[tranquil shoal]

Real

[gray condor]

My fellow Strength users preparing for PVP

[stark rain]

YAHHH

[simple saffron]

Invaders shall not prosper! RAAAAH

[daring summit]

where dragon slayer XD

[simple saffron]

Radahn Sword better 🗿

[daring summit]

nah i have 7 intel, sorry

[simple saffron]

But…but…starcaller cry go vrrrr and boom :(

[daring summit]

stance down, then violently slash upward, sending you flying into the nearest poison swamp
I said i have 7 intel and 99 strengh, lemme bonk stuff to oblivion 🗿
Nah joking, starcaller cry is sick af

[simple saffron]

It is and I made it my entire personality now

RADAHN LEND ME YOUR ENERGY

[solid kestrel]

Is playing with multiple people harder than just a single person because of the health increase or does the targeting make up for that

[daring summit]

you know that radahn never managed to do his phase 2 since i got into NG+?
And i've stopped doing stupid double crusher or double anvil jump attack build

[stark rain]

It's harder, especially because he loves to switch up randomly from the ppl attacking him to the host

[solid kestrel]

👍

[simple saffron]

👍cool anyways ima hit big thing with 2 slabs of metal or whatever these things are made of

[daring summit]

cool for you, can i join you and start hitting stuff with a pair of whatever i can find laying around XD

[upper flint]

one time i was helpin someone with radahn and his meteor never happened. just once though. surprised it even happened lmao.

[young fossil]

r/Eldenring

[simple saffron]

Sadly no for I am PlayStation

[daring summit]

oh yea :/ No crossplay :/

[simple saffron]

Yes very sad

But probably for the best I heard y’all have some pretty bad hacking problems with invaders and such and I’m not trying to deal with that when I’m summoned 💀

[daring summit]

XD, yea multiplayer seems like a wild place in ER

[simple saffron]

This is gonna get hamsters eaten on the streets. Just more weird ways for em to die 💀

[stark rain]

It's needed.

[simple saffron]

Chat is this fire or mid

[feral void]

Could try and upgrade the dragon sheild and Erdtree favour talismans

[simple saffron]

Dragon shield is at +2 (idk if that’s max or nah I’m stupid lol)and Erdtree I’m trying to look for

[feral void]

There's a better Dragonsheild in the Haligtree

And Erdtree favour is only available after Maliketh

[simple saffron]

Maliketh? I fr might have missed him on my playthrough

[upper flint]

maliketh is mandatory. he's mr destined death.

[simple saffron]

OOOH right him I forgot lol

[upper flint]

most people i know hate maliketh. me? i hate beast clergyman.

[deep brook]

help renalla

[simple saffron]

Gurranq is my goat (besides Godrick)

[simple saffron]

Idk I didn’t struggle with him but that’s cause of mimic

[upper flint]

its that i'm glass and he catches me with his incants first phase. second phase is just easy tho. i also haven't been using spirits muahahahaha

[simple saffron]

Yes very nice. I’m planning to limit my mimic for NG+

[upper flint]

unless it's a boss i'm really struggling with [not on challenge runs] i'm not gonna be using spirits. also malenia, i keep her alive so i can learn from her.

[simple saffron]

I used mine on all bosses but I’m gonna limit em as I said for ng+

I wanna “git gud” with a harder experience

[daring summit]

you're wearing his armor XD

[simple saffron]

I was wearing a random armor that had decent physical but low enough weight I could carry my goats axe

[cinder minnow]

Has one of the hardest going appearances - is one of the simplest bosses

[simple saffron]

Simple yes Goated also yes

He’s the second boss dude what you gonna expect for simplicity 💀

[cinder minnow]

Melania is bassicaly naked she is one of the hardest. This is subtle message from Miyazaki that beating people naked is simpler than doing this in clothes

[daring summit]

godrick axe is cool, but so heavy and not that great

[cinder minnow]

"so heavy" lmao it's lighter then zweihander

[cinder minnow]

Decent damage, very long range for such an axe and with again decent secondary that had one of the hardest going names period.

[daring summit]

i'm talking in a secondary weapon point of view XD

[cinder minnow]

Why would you use it as a secondary

[simple saffron]

Cause I wanna

[daring summit]

look his pic 🤦

[cinder minnow]

my god

[simple saffron]

It goes hard right?

[daring summit]

you're getting judged Dallas

[cinder minnow]

Now I see what we are talking about. Damn. It does. It doesn't seem to be that practical either

[simple saffron]

I do a bit of funny moments

[daring summit]

XD

[simple saffron]

So am I getting executed for my crime of funny weapon usage

[daring summit]

no,
1rst : no crossplay
2nd : i can bonk him

[mint kraken]

i didnt know i had the telescope equipped and i accidentally used it instead of healing

[upper flint]

you got a nice look at his gullet right there

[simple saffron]

Oh right forgot to respond to this. Yeah I am not going to the damn haligtree till I’m like 250💀 I’m not tryna get GG ez’d by ANYTHING

[daring summit]

that's hilarious XD

[feral void]

You can easily take Haligtree at like 100-125, you don't need to kill Malenia for it or anything

[simple saffron]

Nah I just know it has a lot of things that can easy kill just by knocking you off so I wanna make sure I one shot it all so it don’t got the chance

[fiery cradle]

Doing every boss day 1

[mint kraken]

gl

[edgy parrot]

Let me solo him (me) 1 starscourge radahn 0

[upper flint]

someone was very overleveled for that fight

[edgy parrot]

It's ng4 lmao I'm like level 300 bro took me 80 something tries on my first playthrough cus I was way underleveled now I have eternal beef with him

[upper flint]

you are wearing n o t h i n g and he did jack damage to you

[edgy parrot]

I only have 60 vigor dude

[upper flint]

l i g h t w e i g h t

[edgy parrot]

i sent you a ss of my stats/build if your interested

[gray condor]

noooo

[hasty frigate]

Brutha I’m lvl 444 and I still can’t one shot a cleanrot knight there, I can 3 shot a Haligtree knight tho

[zinc turret]

You should accept that you will get GG ez'd no matter what level you are

[edgy parrot]

jarnished solos

[simple saffron]

Do a rememberance boss with fists only next

[edgy parrot]

I may genuinely try this on malenia

[simple saffron]

That would be funny to watch but probably take forever 💀

[edgy parrot]

Depends on if you count the martial arts as fists even with it would take a tonne of prep time would be fun to do tho you've gave me my next run beat morgott in 50 seconds this is up next

[simple saffron]

Martial arts is a maybe since that’s DLC right?

[edgy parrot]

Yeah there's 2 variations ones a kick and some other one I would just bare fist it tho would feel like cheating otherwise

[trim quartz]

My first time fighting godfrey

[simple saffron]

Maybe cheating but if just regular fists takes too long then yeah do martial

[edgy parrot]

Yeah that is true it's ng4 too so it'd take even longer one day I'll try the ng uncapped mod and do it

[simple saffron]

Alright then

[edgy parrot]

I'll make sure to send you the video when it's done

[hasty frigate]

You gotta send me that too, that’d be worth watching

[edgy parrot]

Will probs be done within the next 3 days lmao

[hasty frigate]

noice

[upper flint]

man fifty seconds? thats a bit slow innit?

[edgy parrot]

Bleed and I missed a roll entering second phase was my first time tryna speed that fight

[upper flint]

i also run bleed. the thing is i fought him enough times to be able to dodge his phase transition

i just speedrun him as a phantom cuz it's funny

[pure nacelle]

This js elden ring stuff trust me

[late hazel]

[late hazel]

Same

[flat horizon]

i know this was a while ago but damn this goes hard 💀

[stark rain]

[simple saffron]

Forefathers one and all, BEAR WITNESS

[hasty frigate]

The noble’s estoch and sword are the most painful

[glacial marten]

sadge

[hasty frigate]

Best part is, I found the noble sword by accident

This damn server I swear, can barely say anything without getting it instantly removed

But yeah, there goes my plan of trying to duel wield them

[simple saffron]

Postal did you see my cancerous equip setup

[hasty frigate]

I unfortunately did not, lemme guess, bleed?

[simple saffron]

Nope this unholy thing (I forgot why I have arrows)

[hasty frigate]

Ah yes, whatever the hell this is, it isn’t cancerous, it’s incomprehensible

[simple saffron]

Ah yes thank you it’s very horrible and unnecessary

[stark rain]

This hurts to look at on so many levels

[hasty frigate]

I’m kinda like that but with spells, I just slap on what looks best and some spells that do a lot of damage

[simple saffron]

You can’t handle the stupid build

[hasty frigate]

Incantations of course, I have standards

[stark rain]

Look at my build, everything i do is stupid

[simple saffron]

Incantations are just so much better

[hasty frigate]

I just walk around as a Walmart consort Radahn currently, who apparently knows PEST THREAD SPEARS

Makes sense, considering how much of a pest he was to me pre patch

[stark rain]

Frrr

[hasty frigate]

He’s the only ever boss in my entire playtime that made me use online summons

Never fought post patch yet tho, I’ll give him a try eventually

[simple saffron]

Damn I don’t know much about pre patch Radahn but I do know he was a pain in the arse (why can we only say at most damn in this server this ain’t a Christian Minecraft server that don’t allow cursing 💀)

[hasty frigate]

There are characters in the damn game that swears without giving a single care, and yet here we are

[stark rain]

Hes much more easy, and the targeting is a bit less all over the place(he still wants all the smoke ngl)

[simple saffron]

And we can’t even have a message with more then like 10 capital letters 💀

[hasty frigate]

All I remember from the moment it came out, was that the hit boxes are fixed (MARIKA BLESS) and that a lot of masochists showed up saying pre patch was better

[simple saffron]

And the gif restrictions too like bro whyyyy

[stark rain]

The same masochists that still can't beat him post patch

[hasty frigate]

Next time I see him, I’m just gonna walk towards him with two giant shields and beat him to death

I’m not talking finger print either, I’m talking VERDIGRIS duel wield

[stark rain]

"Your going up against the wall, and i am the fu#king wall"

[simple saffron]

Thumb shield go (metal screech sound here) (crunch) (tom and Jerry scream)

[hasty frigate]

I got the endurance to do it, so I’m gonna do it, and he’s gonna take it whether he likes it or not, cuz if he doesn’t like it, then he can face the wrath of TWO WALLS

[simple saffron]

payday reference!!!! (this game has ruined my expectations for 4 player coop shooters I can’t lie)

[stark rain]

Tbh sounds like its just gonna end up like this

[hasty frigate]

I remember copying ymfah’s tank build and just calling it “THE STRUCTURE” cuz it’s no longer a wall

[hasty frigate]

Now imagine that, but I rock up in the full verdigris drip, shields included (I’ll get the second one next ng+)

[stark rain]

Same ngl, can't get better then drinking your health back while beating a cloaker to death with a golden comically large spoon

[simple saffron]

I burn my health back but sure stoic is cool too

[hasty frigate]

To quote Badger “I won’t lean too hard into stoic dw. ‘10 seconds later’ that one payday song starts playing”

[simple saffron]

Idk much about stoic but I did make a drunk sniper build once

[hasty frigate]

Next time make a demoman build, always go loud, medium armour, whatever difficulty, full stoic, full explosives

[simple saffron]

I made a peashooter build once and it was awful. Mask and all. I used an infamous material for it

[hasty frigate]

Sounds like a mid dagger build equivalent

[simple saffron]

Nah I ran LMG and a grenade launcher. Gotta be accurate ya know

[hasty frigate]

In all honesty tho, Consort Radahn build not that bad

You can always slap on Freyja’s swords (you have to duel wield) for bleed cuz Mohg body, you can use blood flame talon, and surprisingly enough, the rememberance swords are still good for bonking

And yes, you can use the starscourge sword for the build, cuz he still uses starfall cry or whatever it’s called

[simple saffron]

Wait I thought he used new Starscourge swords for the fight (I haven’t seen the dlc)

[hasty frigate]

Just make sure to get that metyr staff so u can use a couple gravity spells to boot, and always, ALWAYS, spam Light of Miquella when possible

[hasty frigate]

I’m talking about using the old swords cuz he still uses that one move that’s on the sword, just that singular move

[simple saffron]

Oh well as I said I haven’t seen anything on the dlc so I don’t know crap

[hasty frigate]

And ngl, I don’t just use the Freyja swords for the bleed I can deal, but cuz it just has more fitting m1s if you’ve seen the boss fight (and also to use the spinning gravity thrust move but we will talk about that later)

There’s just too much variety in Elden ring, including the dlc, so I mostly use cosplay builds

Like the All-Knight, who just uses all the gear from every single knight, even Gelmir

[gray condor]

Strength To Strength communication

[stark rain]

Yup

[hasty frigate]

Battle of the Bonks

[simple saffron]

Baki vs (whatever his dads name is I haven’t watched the anime lol)

[hasty frigate]

Yujiro?

[simple saffron]

Yeah the Apple fritter guy

[hasty frigate]

Forgot, can’t use caps, the Apple fritter guy got me dying

[simple saffron]

I have a lot of gifs (like 7)but because of this servers dumb embed rules I can’t post em

[hasty frigate]

I just post whatever memes I want, what are they gonna do, invade my world? Good luck when you need to catch up to even be enough levels to try and find me

[simple saffron]

Well yeah I can post images and videos but embed gif rules are weird. like what gifs can I use then Dyno?

[hasty frigate]

Something like this

[simple saffron]

I saw this and fr thought it was gonna be the EDP version 💀 also very humorous I will steal this one

[hasty frigate]

Oh please, I have standards

[simple saffron]

“Would you like to sign my petition?” - words said by Postal Dude before blowing up a guy with a cat silenced turd covered dynamite nuclear bomb

[hasty frigate]

that’s the one as he pisses on some guy

I’ve got a couple more, so go ahead and take them

[simple saffron]

Postal Dude is unstoppable unless you are a redneck with a bat

[hasty frigate]

Redneck with my shovel thank you

[simple saffron]

Oh right forgot it was a shovel I’ve been brain damaged by playing with my current ER build

[hasty frigate]

And another, how would you like it if someone called you a lunatic? As I talk to the trash can

[simple saffron]

Postal Dude better change gods cause Khorn the only guy to forgive him 💀

[hasty frigate]

I don’t even think he would forgive me, I personally went to hell and beat the devil to death cuz he dated my ex girlfriend (I’m not joking this is canon)

[simple saffron]

Nah it’s Khorn. The blood for the blood god guy. He wants you to beat up the devil and everyone else

[hasty frigate]

Well, I do hope he doesn’t mind getting a bit of lead lodged in his lower jaw if he decides to give me a personal visit

[simple saffron]

He would probably be honored

[hasty frigate]

I should probably start making a list of all the things I’d done, but then again, it’d be longer than the bible itself

[simple saffron]

Not as long as a certain loud house fan fic

[hasty frigate]

I was just thinking of that, how does someone in their right mind make a fanfic about a decent Nickelodeon show THAT long? That genuinely sounds like something that would happen in Postal 2

But then again, I’m not in my right mind either, playing Sniper Elite 5 just so I can kill the certain bad German man in multiple ways for my amusement

[simple saffron]

People are weird about this show. If you need more proof about it look up what sin kids is

[simple saffron]

Sniper elite? Based but I prefer ZA4 but that’s cause being tactical ain’t my thing

[hasty frigate]

I had my cover blown twice and the alarm went off also twice, as well as reinforcements being called in, and no one was left to report it when I was done, first mission btw

[simple saffron]

I literally shot up the entire village when I was going after that target 💀

[magic oyster]

Any fun set ups to do? I'm looking for something I can go fast with and use a katana and use lighting

[hasty frigate]

That was the second one, the first one was in the trenches and made d-day look like a walk in the park

[simple saffron]

Use Godrick axe. It’s fast for big weapon

[magic oyster]

Bet I will

[hasty frigate]

Grab any medium weapon with good blunt force trauma capabilities, and go nuts

[simple saffron]

Another has been indoctrinated into the way of Godrick axe

[hasty frigate]

I had killed everyone cuz I was half blind and didn’t see the CLEARLY VISIBLE VINES to climb up to the attic to get that safe key, and set up 2 teller mines in case anyone else remained

[simple saffron]

Bro I’m fr the trapper with mines. Second mission I was going through the mansion leaving mines behind me incase they followed me

[hasty frigate]

I was walking around the house for 5 minutes straight until I killed like 4 more Germans and finally saw the dialogue for the vines

[hasty frigate]

My first ever death was being a moron and accidentally throwing a sticky grenade right into the wall I front of me, thinking I had the bandage on

[simple saffron]

I fr stopped playing SE5 past mission 2 though cause I realized I could just play zombie army if I wanna play loud SE

[hasty frigate]

I don’t got any other se games so, time to get creative with my killing sprees

[simple saffron]

Actually I should probably redownload the game and start invading since you can’t camp and snipe

[hasty frigate]

“The game for you if you don’t have postal 2” is what I call it cuz of the sheer amount of ways to kill in that game, AND have fun doing it

And also cuz I ran out of money during the winter steam sale after buying se5

[simple saffron]

I got SE5 off PS+ since I’m broke and my dad pays for it

[hasty frigate]

I gotta earn my own money now, hell I’m saving up for a car and I’m only 14 or sum

Gonna find one of those old model mustangs, they look good

[simple saffron]

Personally im just waiting till US laws be like : yeah you can get a job bro and also when my nearby dollar general is hiring (it’s like a 30 minute walk)

[hasty frigate]

I’m just gonna wait a couple months then work for the EB games down the road cuz I helped recommend someone a damn Pokémon game at JB hifi

[simple saffron]

Hmm nice but I’m Ngl I’m using all my money on video games

[hasty frigate]

Why can I actually imagine Postal Dude unironically working for an EB games and hate doing it cuz he doesn’t like video games?

[simple saffron]

I mean he did work at RWS in universe

[hasty frigate]

Gotta prepare myself for life, or my dad who was a major is gonna make me do god knows what, AUSTRALIAN ARMY

[simple saffron]

Oh we both got ex military dads? Crazy mine was in Marines don’t know his rank though

[hasty frigate]

Mine was just a normal major, and now works by supplying guns to said armies and stuff lol

[simple saffron]

Damn mine basically turned into Gordon Freeman. Bro legit works at a place names mesa labs💀

[hasty frigate]

Goes from being the one who uses the guns, to the one who supply’s the guns to the army, the police force, all that

Mines just a fat guy who does the whole “sits in an office almost all day” thing

Also tries to get contracts to sell said guns, and to get that MONEY

[simple saffron]

Damn idk but my dad rich or sm. Bro casually bought 3 PS5s

[hasty frigate]

Mine didn’t even want to bother getting a ps5 cuz we already have a ps4, despite it being almost as old as me and almost never in use during said years

So we can never find good games on ps4 cuz you know, we’re moving on and ps5 is the new thing so step aside ps4, your little brother takes the spotlight, we also just can’t find games in general

Anyway, I gotta go eep, cya tomorrow

[simple saffron]

Cya

[delicate prawn]

Cheddar

[tranquil shoal]

peak er experience

[cerulean mortar]

Moral of the story, beat up crippled women

[pseudo shadow]

My favorite Bloodborne screenshot

Me and the baddie I pulled by being mysterious (he’s a clown but I fw him)

[upper flint]

nah i'm just happy they got the shoryuken on video

[upper flint]

yo guys who would win agent 47 or godfrey

[sleek compass]

They will kill each other

[upper flint]

godfrey is dead and fourty seven is still alive. i actually had a target straight up named godfrey lmao

[sleek compass]

😂😂

[feral void]

2000 Chapters, 20 times longer than the Bible, longest piece of English Literature ever written.

[upper flint]

not again lmao

[cerulean egret]

Holy

[unreal lark]

Give this man a challenge run

[shell briar]

all bosses Dane’s footwork only

[unreal lark]

Well that’s a problem

Nvm I got it beg

[upper flint]

how do you do that if in order to get dane's footwork you need to kill, lets see, about six bosses i think?

[shell briar]

Assumed it was NG+

[dusk mauve]

Nooooo why were you fighting him?! You deserve to fall

[shell briar]

don’t see why people don’t kill him

[tranquil shoal]

exactly, that's literally what he wanted, so the best you could do is going all out and giving him an honorable death

[warm rover]

God calls you to repentance. We sinners deserve hell for breaking God’s Law; our own conscience condemns us.

That is why Jesus Christ (God in the flesh) died on the cross. The Law was broken, but Christ paid the penalty. He suffered in our place, as a Substitute, and rose again after three days, conquering death. Now He is seated at the right hand of the Father.

Repent and place your faith in the Person and work of Christ, and you will be saved from the wrath of God.

“For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” (Ephesians 2:8-9)

[unreal lark]

Can someone give me a fun challenge run idea

Kinda in the middle between torture and fun

[late hazel]

You can only level up after a main boss & only by 5 levels

Erdsteel dagger only (without spamming an ash of war)

Or ballista only

[unreal lark]

Okay thanks

Any more

[late hazel]

Nothing that I haven’t seen before

[cinder minnow]

Mindful - can only level up mind until it reaches level 60

[unreal lark]

Harder

[cinder minnow]

You play using need for speed car controller

It's 20 to 40 bucks on ebay and has assignable buttons

[late hazel]

Just as a modifier to other runs you could only use what drops from an enemy (bosses not included)

[upper flint]

just for fun, poison dane's footwork. make everyone smell the stinkies.

[bold vigil]

The gamer fantasy.

[gleaming delta]

A mans wish

[worldly creek]

those who know:

[gleaming delta]

Paradise

[hasty frigate]

Oh I know, in my bones, that he’s still forever bound to being bullied even by low levels

[bold vigil]

He whooped my butt 😭

[hasty frigate]

Just got back on today actually

Only played for like 20 mins, but I tried helping someone with consort Radahn despite not playing for months, at least we got close due to the other guy being the equivalent of bug spray to a fly

Running a mid consort Radahn cosplay build btw, and yes, bleed is indeed involved, barely used it cuz I was too busy keeping my distance

[magic citrus]

Old fun

[hasty frigate]

Indeed, heading back to Elden Ring just gives me a type of joy I can never feel in other games

[compact tiger]

MIkiil jacsooon Yheeyeee

[hasty frigate]

“I mean, you get this cool talisman that buffs your damage when bleed is nearby, even when you are bled, so that’s something”

[simple saffron]

[simple saffron]

Who made this man so weak 💀 I probably could’ve just sat there like this while my mimic ripped him apart

Mmm Doritos. Yummers

[hasty frigate]

That’s literally what I did first time I fought him, found a chair, sat down, and watched the show

Imma have to start another ng+ tomorrow ngl, I fell off, need to get back into the rhythm of Elden Ring

Then, I might even fight consort Radahn without any summons if I have my big boy pants on

[simple saffron]

Bro I’m tryna fight Melania without summons. It’s not going too well. Damn waterfall dance

[hasty frigate]

Kind word of advice: salad fork

[simple saffron]

No. I only use weapons that fought this mf and lived to tell the tale (aka Godrick axe and Starscourge)

[hasty frigate]

If only Mohg fought Malenia, I wonder what that would be like ngl

[simple saffron]

NIHIL

[hasty frigate]

She IS weak to bleed tbf, and I tested how the fork goes on her myself, works like a charm, staggers her every time I use the Nihil, not poise break, but a good stun

[simple saffron]

Also I do NOT have enough arcane for that thing 💀

I’m missing by about either 20 or 19 arcane

[hasty frigate]

I grinded for like 3 hours just so I could use BAYLE’S wing attack, only to lose the arcane to do it by 3 cuz I wanted a str dex and faith build

You have perfect timing, the moment I come back, I see you start typing, how do you do it

[simple saffron]

Dang. Personally right now though my build kinda falling apart. I’m just putting it into whatever I wanna use in combat. Some mind some intel some faith whatever

[hasty frigate]

I have the main stats I want, but whatever levels I’m grinding for just go into int and arc because Idc about them that much

[simple saffron]

Sigmar guides my fingers 🗿

[hasty frigate]

I remember my first ng playthrough, one Crucible knight lead to a massive chain reaction of boss deaths

Thanks to the death of Siluria, I killed Mohg with the tree, and thanks to the Mohg salad fork, I killed fire giant and Malenia as well as other bosses

[simple saffron]

Mohg salad fork funny. Buuuut

[hasty frigate]

Hehe, Rot Salad coming up, extra bloody

[simple saffron]

Radahns meteor slabs are stupider so they are better

[hasty frigate]

I love to torture npc’s with Radahn’s swords (base game)

They can’t run, they can’t block, and they can’t even dodge cuz it’s an aoe attack

[simple saffron]

Yep. Nothing they can do to stop the big SLAM

[hasty frigate]

Bonk with extra steps

[simple saffron]

Bonk with extra range

[hasty frigate]

Bonk 2.0

[simple saffron]

Bonk - Lean Induced Edition

[hasty frigate]

A lot of the good weapons are boss weapons ngl

[simple saffron]

Well yeah makes sense. Need a good reward for a hard fight

[hasty frigate]

They’re so fun to use, even if they suck (looking at you consort Radahn swords), you can just have a good old time with just about any of them

If you have a lot of fp as well like I do (60 mind), you can have EVEN MORE fun with the weapons, like knocking Malenia flat on her back for about a minute straight with Radahn’s Swords

[simple saffron]

I fr need a new rune farm though. If I wanna use Mohgs fork I need a rune grind

And yes I know about the bird one. It’s not that good now cause I need like 100K runes

[hasty frigate]

The current best one is the Albanauric farm in Mohgwyn Palace, and the Radahn swords are a good replacement if you don’t have the final boss’ sword or just any aoe weapon

[simple saffron]

I have that. But also can’t wield it

Also that farm is just as slow as the bird one

[hasty frigate]

Until you get the Sacred Relic sword, after finally truly numbing my mind, I’m capable of Gaining about 1m runes every 2-5 mins or so

[simple saffron]

Yeah on NG+ where runes are increased. Mines still slow

[hasty frigate]

I can’t wait to finally reach ng+7 just to see what the money will be like

If the best that they can offer is still slow, then that’s what you’ll have to deal with ig, I had to use the bird farm all the way until I got to beat the final boss

[simple saffron]

Damn 😔

[hasty frigate]

Took me hours in the past too, but when the struggle is finally over, oh boy are the rewards sweet

[simple saffron]

NIHIL

[hasty frigate]

NIHIL

The fact that Nihil means nothing (literally) is hilarious to me, so Mohg’s strongest move is… nothing

[steady linden]

erm ackshually it means that your time is up, as he's counting down

[hasty frigate]

His ultimate move still is nothing and I find it funny

[simple saffron]

Dang that’s funny

[hasty frigate]

Local mole man shouts nothing at half naked man three times, later dies by bleeding out

[simple saffron]

Lord of Blood reported to have died of blood loss

[hasty frigate]

I gave that man some Holy Spirit, still my fav way of killing him, slapping out an oversized chandalier, and have fun

[simple saffron]

I will probably just use his fork against him in NG+

[hasty frigate]

A poetic death lol, if u ever get the dlc, kill him with Light of Miquella, it’ll be hilarious

[simple saffron]

I’ll need another dragon somber stone tho

[hasty frigate]

I think there’s a couple at Farum Azula, they’re known for flying around and summoning lightning

[simple saffron]

I’m pretty sure they only drop regular dragon stones. I only got regular ones from em and only sombers from somewhere else

[hasty frigate]

I could swear I got somber stones from them as well as regular

[simple saffron]

Well I’ll start massacring dragons but that’ll have to be later since I’m on my bus to school rn

[hasty frigate]

Remember, just ancient dragons, also use the wiki to find some, it helps out a ton

[hasty frigate]

Thank you very much, you’re such a sweet person

[simple saffron]

Ah ok cool. I got a friend that can help too. Should be able to find at least one

[hasty frigate]

Hopefully, remember, the greater will always guides us to victory (looking at the wiki to find them lol)

[simple saffron]

Bro some mf just talked about game devs burning their OC in acid in their dream. I look at the OC and bro that acid bath must’ve been an acid ocean 💀. Probs had the same skeletal structure of the fat people from Wall-E

[stark rain]

[hasty frigate]

Me looking at Consort Radahn as I miss my roll and he’s ready to dice me up like minced meat:

[simple saffron]

Bro Postal ima dm you something you gotta see this

[hasty frigate]

Sure bro, let’s see it

[simple saffron]

Just sent if you got request DMs on or sm

[still meadow]

pov me in elden ring when i encounter random animal

[sleek compass]

😭😂

[magic citrus]

Many such cases

[fallen hornet]

Tf is a splatoon

[steel wagon]

It’s a game

[simple saffron]

Third person Nintendo CoD

[restive burrow]

im really eager to meet splatoon players now

[sleek compass]

is it good?

[daring flax]

real

[daring summit]

me with freny burst (more range than them) : Hello mother f*ckers
The mages : dies

[hasty frigate]

I always have that rememberance looking at either the giant ants or giant spider scorpions

[stark rain]

Was expecting something with the fingers touching you, still not disappointed

[hasty frigate]

Is he cooked?

[stark rain]

Last thing you see before the belt hits:

[hasty frigate]

He’s getting hit by the hand of GOD

[hasty frigate]

When your big brother wants to fight

[stark rain]

The way your little sibling describes how you hit them

[hasty frigate]

Exactly bruh

Made captions for both if anyone wants them

[stark rain]

W

[hasty frigate]

It’s just how the fight is gonna go when I finally try out post patch consort

[stark rain]

Mhm lol

[hasty frigate]

Imma really need to get that other verdigris shield

[stark rain]

Good luck lol

[hasty frigate]

You remember ymfah’s tank build shortly after the dlc came out?

[stark rain]

Nah (barely watch streamers ngl)

[hasty frigate]

Not a streamer, but alr, imma just use that with a few less steps and more sheild

[stark rain]

Im dumb frfr

[hasty frigate]

Hopping on er right now, I do hope that my consort Radahn build is good enough for the remaining bosses before the next ng+

[stark rain]

Good luck bro

[upper flint]

the hand of god is a terraria zombie arm

[hasty frigate]

Just cleaned up godskin Duo with salad fork cuz they annoying, but successfully beat Maliketh with my consort Radahn build (featuring pest thread spears) first try

Gideon, done

[stark rain]

W

[hasty frigate]

Godfrey was done but I just died to radagon lol

Holy isn’t the best against the man resistant to holy, at least I’ll have my horse when I get to Elden beast

Elden beast done second try

Ok, ng+4

[muted ermine]

everything's fine

[hasty frigate]

Just a normal day in Micheal Zaki’s vision

[gaunt tide]

Heavy roll

[restive burrow]

lol

[hasty frigate]

I did something similar to that just today actually lol, with the consort Radahn swords (lord)

Who knew jump attacks on a weaker version of Radahn’s swords can still be good?

AND it was on ng+3, so he had higher health than usual

[blazing raft]

Nice

[hasty frigate]

Everyone talking about the consort swords being bad, I’m still wrecking ng+3 and 4 bosses just as easily as I would with any other swords

[solemn sparrow]

lmao that was the final strike

[acoustic ferry]

Hell yea finally got the unaltered banished knight armor

[hasty frigate]

Making sure no more demigods are to be made

[hasty frigate]

Just started trying to beat all dlc bosses without summons, they’re slapping me around silly, and I’m just on Rellana, the one I decided to be the first boss of the dlc

[mighty jewel]

New cheesing technic? haha

[mighty jewel]

Great Shield! (HAHA WHAT A PUN LOL) but why it has to be only attainable from such a difficult f place gfdi lmao....

[hasty frigate]

The boss when you breath for a little too long:

I was walking towards Rellana and she just charged at me like I owed her runes or sum

[steady linden]

nice Artorias cosplay

[gleaming delta]

This is why you dont poke the elden lord

[tranquil shoal]

Ah yes gate front ruin, my favorite go-to spot for wep testing and watching the mimic massacring the entire camp while it being surrounded

[gleaming delta]

I actually went there specifically to make this video lol... I also wanted to see if I could take out the entire camp in one swing. Missed the dogs though

[hasty frigate]

Damn, Rellana kicking my ass ngl

[sterile quartz]

Lmao

[jovial musk]

Frenzied flame ending irl😭

[hasty frigate]

Mf getting looked down by the sun gods themselves

[teal dune]

. . .

how he didnt die is beyond me

[hasty frigate]

Fromsoft moment right there

[tardy hill]

He didn't hear no bell

[edgy parrot]

25 attempts of let me kick her and this happen im genuinely annoyed with how the end turned out it hurt

upon reflection of the video i realised i was playing carelessly on my health and tunnel visioned on kicking her to phase 2

[manic herald]

thats so unlucky😭

[edgy parrot]

That's just the fun of a game came from ark survival I'm used to having misfortunes like this just gotta take it on the chin and call it an elden ring moment

[viral steppe]

hated that boss

[manic herald]

which looks better?

[lone echo]

Ranni lighting up some moon rocks

[gleaming delta]

Special treatment just for Mohg

[outer galleon]

Who helps me level up quickly?

[onyx star]

LOL

that build looks so fun

[onyx star]

howd u get that attack, my greatsword wouldnt do that LOL

[edgy parrot]

Oh it is

[onyx star]

u jsut f#ckin upper cutted malenia

[edgy parrot]

I'll send you the build if you want its in no way shape or form optimised but it's funny

[onyx star]

yes please

[blazing raft]

Lions claw

Ash of war

[onyx star]

thank u

[stark rain]

1st ngl

[pulsar shore]

Tarnished come hither and lite up some of raya lucarias finest crystal

[hasty frigate]

I finally beat Rellana without summons or cheese weapons

Just me, consort armour, and a quality claymore with endure

[lone echo]

Who from Elden Ring would you want in your smoke circle?

I feel lime Godfrey would be fun, and maybe Malenia.

[hasty frigate]

You alr know we need Radahn in the circle, he gonna throw a whole festival just for it

[lone echo]

Makes sense

[upper flint]

define cheese weapons

[hasty frigate]

Something like Mohg’s salad fork, good bleed, can stun easily, something like that, or bloodfiend’s arm

[upper flint]

would you define blood milady as a cheese weapon

[hasty frigate]

Not necessarily, depends on how much arcane you have really, but you still need skill to use Milady

[upper flint]

wasn't really focused on the bleed aspect lmao

[hasty frigate]

A cheese weapon is mainly one of those weapons known for “pressing l2 and winning”, those kind of weapons

[upper flint]

i just had bleed infused and never changed it cuz someone dropped it a long while back

[hasty frigate]

Just because you put bleed on a weapon, doesn’t make it a cheese weapon, it mainly depends on the skill the weapon has and how easy it is to use said weapon

[upper flint]

in other words something like frostbite savage lions claw on a great katana

[hasty frigate]

It would be good, but not as cheesy as other weapons like Moonveil, it’s well known for being a cheese weapon

[upper flint]

[yet whenever i used moonveil it was always straight ass lmao]

[hasty frigate]

Yeah, you still need to use basic game mechanics like rolling and the wonderful art of not dying

[upper flint]

nah man not even it just did ass damage

[hasty frigate]

A lot of people with moonveil spec a lot into int, I’d rather use a frost claymore and call it a day

[upper flint]

personally im more of a frost bhb fan

[hasty frigate]

Anyway, I’m gonna try fighting BAYLE with the same weapon and armour I used to beat Rellana, wish me luck

[upper flint]

bro i still haven't killed bayle yet on blessingless so gl man

[hasty frigate]

ng+4 btw

[upper flint]

still tho atleast it ain't blessingless

[hasty frigate]

True but I never really learned to get good, so that’s why I’m making myself not use summons (except for Igon with Bayle) with all the dlc rememberances, and I mean ALL OF THEM, which includes consort Radahn

[upper flint]

i'm just fighting everything blessingless, no summons, not even igon or hornsent for their quests. leda and allies is gonna be hell when i reach it.

[hasty frigate]

Make sure with Moore to either say “sad forever” or just not interact with him at all, I still regret being nice to him

Anyway, I’m going to focus on fighting now, I’ll tell you how the first attempt goes

That was quick, never lock on to Bayle if you’re using a close range weapon ig, I only did 1008 damage and died lol

Second attempt went a lot bette, got him to less than half health

Fourth attempt was so close, I got greedy

[unreal lark]

This danes footwork only run is so ass

[upper flint]

and why is that

[unreal lark]

Weapon is not viable and animations are long

But I also just found out I could charge the aow

[upper flint]

i will pull a dane's footwork only run just to spite you

[unreal lark]

Wym I’m doing it to

Radahn time

[hasty frigate]

Finally beat Bayle, after either 5 or 6 attempts, me my claymore, and Igon, killed the dreaded drake

[upper flint]

radahn is so easy with poison footwork

[upper flint]

bro he's actually a TERROR blessingless. the only other boss that matches him is Rakshasa. they both terrify me.

[hasty frigate]

I BULLY Rakshasa with ease

[upper flint]

blessingless rakshasa is a menace. tanky as hell, hits like a truck, face tanks a savage lions claw

[hasty frigate]

But you can bet I am NOT doing a hitless Bayle anytime soon, hitless Rellana is a maybe, I can dodge most of her moves

[upper flint]

i said blessingless not hitless. two diff things. tho for bayle they may as well be the same lmfao

[hasty frigate]

I am aware you’re talking about blessingless, I was merely saying that due to the difficulty of Bayle I wasn’t saying that you were doing a hitless run

Bayle does not discriminate tho, he kills everyone equally lol

[upper flint]

again for bayle they may as well both be hitless

[hasty frigate]

I DREAD (pun intended) to fight Consort Radahn, but it’s going to be a step further into getting good

One day, I’ll be able to hitless them all just like all those other people, and it’ll be glorious the day I can beat them without taking a single hit

[crude storm]

anyone to play?? I need help with a business I don't know how to do

[muted ermine]

I find them amazing in pve (i use dryleaf arts but its the same) just use only heavy attacks, the recovery is super fast. Also slap palm blast on them it hits like a truck if you full charge it

[hasty frigate]

The damage on that kinda falls off when you hit sum like ng+4, speaking from experience, you just can’t go wrong with the claymore imo

[edgy parrot]

well this was easy

[simple saffron]

Where’s my fist only melania (or is it this I have bad internet rn)

[edgy parrot]

It's coming bro it's coming I'm like 100 attempts in or something stupid

I sent you an attempt of my closest run

[hasty frigate]

Hey remember when I said I was gonna beat all dlc rememberances without summons? I’ve gotten good progress, both Bayle AND Rellana are slain by my hands alone

[edgy parrot]

Congrats man good luck with pcr

[hasty frigate]

I feel like it’s entirely possible now, found out how BUSTED the Claymore is, and am using that as my boss killer

[edgy parrot]

Been running through my ng4 playthrough summonless too

[hasty frigate]

Oh hey, I’m on ng4 too lol, I guess the extra health and damage will just be better at making me git gud

[edgy parrot]

Yeah man it's a real struggle some of the bosses

[hasty frigate]

Tried the Zweihander, it’s similar but it’s too slow for the dlc imo

[hasty frigate]

If you’re wondering, yes I did bring Igon to the Bayle fight, I fully count him as a part of the fight itself and mainly moral support

Half the time he’s sitting in a corner screaming his lungs out while slapping the ground

[edgy parrot]

Igon gotta be summoned he needs his revenge

[simple saffron]

Nah let Oleg cook

Why did it double 💀

[hasty frigate]

Nah let me cook, otherwise I’m going to be some half competent man child that can’t even fight right

[daring summit]

that's obviously thor

[sinful echo]

thats batman come on guys get it togheter

[simple saffron]

Guys it’s obviously Green Lantern 🙄

[sinful echo]

wait no my bad i think thats acctually radagon of the golden order

[simple saffron]

Bro you gotta be blind it HAS to be Promised Consort Radahn

[sinful echo]

Oh crud my bad i needed to clean my screen i can see it now

[silent estuary]

wdym it's clearly nameless king

[thin mauve]

Bruh, dont you see the sideburns? that is obviously Bayle

[sweet pewter]

🤣

[dusk mauve]

Things aren’t adding up

[wise rose]

Those are Alexander’s sideburns, come on!

[crisp jacinth]

greatest hulk cosplay ive seen

[sweet pewter]

😁

[daring summit]

you're goddamm right

[simple saffron]

Who winning. Melania or some guy named Toru from Jojolion or Jojo part 7 or sm

[sterile quartz]

Which flame do ya all fw the most? Me personally, Destined Death Flame is the only correct answer.

[stark rain]

That top left and right can go die. I'd rather fight all bosses with fists again then fight that

[simple saffron]

Bloodflame. Mohg pulls it off

[hazy inlet]

That looks kinda fun

[abstract maple]

Fr

[stark rain]

🙏

[upper flint]

the only thing i disagree with is revenants

[fathom drum]

Goes mad hard!!

[iron horizon]

Lol

[iron horizon]

Thanks man

[fathom drum]

No probs :p

[steady linden]

which is the one you have on your firebombs, torches and weakest incantations?
the flame flame

[plucky pulsar]

I hate this thing with a passion

[stark rain]

Frrr

[plucky pulsar]

Everything else on that list is easy to deal with

[upper flint]

bro just heal it

[valid flax]

elden ring ez hahehatsyegat

[hollow hedge]

I just beat radahn on NG+7 today, i feel amazing now

[unreal timber]

no hit consort radahn now

[zinc spruce]

Bruh I been tryin this sht for like the past 3 months

[plush tide]

omen flame my beloved

[hasty frigate]

That Shell hit different

[craggy cradle]

holy crap it's me

[loud gyro]

So.

[hasty frigate]

Finally got to Messmer on ng+4, he low-key beating my ass

[hasty frigate]

Messmer just moonwalked on my corpse like Micheal Jackson, idk how to feel about that

[stark rain]

But these bad boys tho

[simple saffron]

No. No. That is heresy please return to nearest grace which is in North Korea

[stark rain]

And the margit one ain't?

[simple saffron]

I didn’t even notice that but if it’s going to be used as kindling for a bonfire I’ll allow it

[stark rain]

Mhm

[simple saffron]

Also that’s Morgott not one of the dark souls homies we know and love

[stark rain]

True true, but you're acting like both would be treated the same

[simple saffron]

I have no reaction so enjoy Kiryu singing

[stark rain]

Idk how to respond, so I'll accept that

[hasty frigate]

I do, chicken (never eat at arby’s boys)

[stark rain]

Triple crit

[hasty frigate]

Your stomach gets triple crit after eating Arby’s

[stark rain]

Fr

[hasty frigate]

This is so real tho, the meathead yelling makes it even more realistic

[stark rain]

Already happening again

[hasty frigate]

“And we’re gonna go- MINORS, AAAGHH more meathead yelling”

[hasty frigate]

When will people just learn to stop the moment they’re above 18 bruh, like just stop, look for actual legal people, like cousins (yes third cousins are legal)

[stark rain]

Go back to west Virginia. But not wrong with the other stuff tho

[hasty frigate]

I’m in Australia, and after one search due to sheer curiosity, it turns out in Australia both first AND second cousins are legal, just because they’re not “blood related”, now you finally have something to truly regret, this information

[stark rain]

Meh, could be worse

[hasty frigate]

True, my mind has already numbed to the point where reality is no longer in my grasp

[simple saffron]

Arby’s : we have sht meats

[hasty frigate]

Pepsi chill as hell if they pulled that off, just genuinely don’t care at all about it

[stark rain]

It's actually happened

[simple saffron]

And yet Pepsi is still better then coke

[hasty frigate]

Prepare to be publicly executed by every American in this server

[simple saffron]

Womp womp who cares Dr Pepper is better then both anyways

[stark rain]

Nah, ima let him live cus of the pfp
Nvm.

[hasty frigate]

Man, Pepsi has some serious balls to pull that off, they just let it slide like nothing even happened

[stark rain]

Was worth it

[hasty frigate]

Man changed in almost an instant

[stark rain]

Yup

[hasty frigate]

Almost changed personalities as quick as I do

[stark rain]

[hasty frigate]

When you’re as mentally broken as I am and constantly talk to yourself on an hourly basis, you get used to having multiple personalities

[hasty frigate]

Tbf, the mouse just adds extra flavour

Anyway, here’s another meme cuz this the meme channel after all

Higher is absolute peak of a song

[stark rain]

Yup

[simple saffron]

Step one : make multiple discord accounts each with one of the personalities

Step two : profit off of new frens

[hasty frigate]

Or the secret third option, just literally talk to yourself and the other personalities, you can all have a democratic system on what to do in daily life, and also occasionally bet on certain things (none of us gain anything lol)

[hasty frigate]

They should’ve added Pepsi man instead ngl

[hasty frigate]

The soda version of just do it, just DRINK IT

[simple saffron]

Don’t use that line in a beer commercial 💀

[hasty frigate]

I’m gonna use it in a vodka commercial instead 🗿

Vodka’s just water with extra steps (don’t quote me on this)

[simple saffron]

Nah alcohol be killing peoples and sht. Use it in a car oil commercial

[hasty frigate]

Perfect, that shell do hit different

[simple saffron]

Yummers

[hasty frigate]

I do occasionally also have bp, but I much prefer shell

(Sound warning for y’all headphone users) Me when I kick my knee on the corner of the bed (it’s that hard wood frame):

[stark rain]

Exon tho

[hasty frigate]

Haven’t tried it yet, never left Australia so I only ever got to taste shell and bp

[stark rain]

Sad, gotta taste it some time

[hasty frigate]

He felt that bruh

potato jeremys brother I call them delightful spud slices idk where you’re from

[stark rain]

LMAO

[hasty frigate]

You can just tell he was savouring the moment right there and tried to act like nothing happened, you can’t pull a Pepsi Brutha

[stark rain]

Lol

[hasty frigate]

Fire song tho, next thing that’ll be on fire is me after they throw Molotovs at me to make the tempo

That red haired woman got the shoulder strength of god itself if she’s able to fire that thing full auto while jumping up and down holding it in one hand with no recoil at all

[stark rain]

Average police experience:

[hasty frigate]

Average bar night with the police:

[loud gyro]

Hmmm… Morgott

[stark rain]

Nah. If anything messmer.

[loud gyro]

I care little for messmer

[hasty frigate]

Idk, but Rellana is just like her fight, cuz her twin moons got me jumping up and down (I’ll see myself out)

[loud gyro]

Give me more Morgott

[stark rain]

Lol

[simple saffron]

Same and I will see myself out as well cause I do not wanna see someone simping over the objectively ugliest mf ever besides them death blight frogs

[hasty frigate]

What about sellen, is she good enough?

[simple saffron]

Haven’t seen sellen but Morgott ugly asf

[hasty frigate]

Then allow me to find a photo to send rq

Left is a photo of her I quite like, and the right is what she looks like without her rock head on

[simple saffron]

Eh she alright. Melina better Ngl

[hasty frigate]

True, but I really do like the photo on the left, it hard carries

[earnest star]

vyke on top… if u know what i mean

[tardy hill]

I strongly believe they made her wear that crown all the time to have any chance that people would ever choose Jerren over her

[sick igloo]

Took me 6 tries but I got him, happy as hell rn ngl

[oblique swan]

Good job! Ik how annoying his movest can be sometimes, it feels like there's no window to punish

[sick igloo]

Thank you sm, and yeah it really was like that 70 percent of the time😅

[gleaming delta]

I’m fine. Siofra river EZ PZ

[stark rain]

The porcupine experience:

[daring summit]

get another 5 in random place (bonus point if you get one or more in the head and/or you have one going throught you) and you'll have the true siofra experience

[upper flint]

todo approves

[lavish rose]

Mmmm…thiollier.

[loud gyro]

So real

[solid dove]

Tarnished... How did thy end up here?

[gleaming delta]

I met the dragonkin soldier, he was very nice and friendly.

[muted ermine]

I feel dirty

I feel cheated even

[solid dove]

Why do you just have 16 million runes 😭

[muted ermine]

Because I'm doing a lot of coop, it piles up

[solid dove]

use them, you have like 0 FP

[muted ermine]

Lol I don't need FP, and I don't level up this is a pvp friendly character

[solid dove]

You liein, i see that HP bar

[muted ermine]

Lying about what 🤔 it's just my build, I'm level 137 which is pretty optimal for both pvp and coop

Didn't see that coming though, the easiest boss of the game, which I've never seen do any damage, just one shots me on the spot... I need to recover my honor now

[solid dove]

Nerd

[storm meadow]

Nice nice, I also have a similar build and I agree level 130 is an optimal level for pvp and coop

[teal turtle]

Bro, have you not played that long?
That’s the norm

[dusty ether]

fire hitboxes are fair and reasonable

[upper flint]

that's fire. it just does what it does.

[shell latch]

'Fun'

[upper flint]

F.U.N.

[hasty frigate]

That fire hated you so much it became more bs than fire giants fire breath just to get your ass

Now turn that into a drinking game, “every time someone says fire, you have to take a shot”

[junior summit]

Me after getting hit with the Crystal Burst of Disgust that makes you vomit:

[stark ivy]

My guiding light...my true mentor.... (Castlevania Nocturne S2 Spoilers)

[pulsar shore]

Why are you red?

[midnight jacinth]

Invader

[lone hound]

That made me laugh because I didn't know it was a real person

[gray raven]

peak gaming right there

[gleaming delta]

Looks like a war zone. Fun asf

[muted ermine]

I got summoned for another demi queen fight the same day and saved my honor by destroying her

[brave depot]

Confidence Restored

[runic vine]

my character is tweaking

[white zenith]

After 20 minutes of hiding in the tower, scummy rune farmer got what he deserved. Credit: conceiling veil and rabaths cannon