elden-fun

[scenic tiger]

Uncanny resemblance

[simple saffron]

To you maybe 💀

[simple saffron]

Tryna seem superior cause you don’t use summons is wild 💀

[lunar hatch]

If every souls fan had your mentality, from would be bankrupt. Thankfully, that isn't the case.

[simple saffron]

But seriously this is just prime example of why this community can be seen by a lot as toxic. Cause of people like this trying to gatekeep fun, people might not want to play the games cause of people like this being like “oh you can’t use summons cause it makes the game easier 🤓☝️” like it’s part of the game FromSoft added it for a reason

[lunar hatch]

FromSoft can't hear the complaints over the sound of money rushing into their wallets

[scenic tiger]

The whole point of a fromsoft game is to win against the odds. That's why they are hard. Using summons excessively is like listening to the 8 bit version of an album first. You're ruining your own experience.

[simple saffron]

It’s not ruining it. It’s part of the experience cause it’s literally in the game.

[scenic tiger]

Games also have cheat codes

[torn crane]

Well it's the same game with stuff like the bleed status effect as a whole

[scenic tiger]

Bleed doesn't work on every enemy though. You have to adapt.

[torn crane]

Even if bleed doesn't work on everyone you gotta realize the amount of extremely busted stuff whether it's weapons,spells,ashes,or spirits is massive

[simple saffron]

Yes and the summon feature is just one of em

[scenic tiger]

Yeah, those cheapen the game too. Depending on how busted.

[torn crane]

But still they're on the game in the end

[scenic tiger]

So are cheat codes on other games. But it's still cheating.

[tranquil shoal]

Exactly my point

[torn crane]

And some of them can be found ultra early

ahem ahem moonvieil and rotten breath

[simple saffron]

Just one of many things to consider when thinking of broken stuff in the game that’s PART OF THE GAME it was designed to be like that. You think that FromSoft didn’t mean to make the mimic tear busted? They did, if they didn’t want it to be busted they wouldn’t allow you to upgrade that. They wanted you to. They designed it that way

[torn crane]

Let's not forget about how some of these spirit summons can be fun to use

[scenic tiger]

Never said they should be removed. I just said not using them is the best experience

[tranquil shoal]

Yes you’re part of the remaining 4%. The 1% is tryhards

[simple saffron]

The best experience is the experience we choose to have cause that’s the one we wanted.

[torn crane]

And also destined death stuff as a whole exist btw

[scenic tiger]

It's objectively not as satisfying

[simple saffron]

If you don’t wanna use summons fine I don’t care but I do wanna use them. I wanna use Starscourge even though Greatsword is better and I choose that cause I want to

It’s a damn video game we choose how to play it 💀

[scenic tiger]

I don't care if you use summons. But I'm not going to recognize you as beating the game.

[torn crane]

Womp womp

[scenic tiger]

And I'm going to make fun of you for being a baby

[torn crane]

If you really want to play a game without all of these super busted stuff like summons then go play any of the older games

[simple saffron]

Block button. Cry about it. I bought the game you didn’t for me

[scenic tiger]

Already did. They're goated.

[torn crane]

And even the older games had super op stuff

[scenic tiger]

Sure, I'm the one crying.

Embed fail

[torn crane]

Like ds3 having literally the best weapon in the game being equipped literally at the beginning of the game depending on which class you picked or even super early to find

[simple saffron]

You can’t even use them either bro stfu 💀

[scenic tiger]

Bro is seething

[scenic tiger]

Waaah, I can't beat Melania without two other people.

[torn crane]

Summons existed since demon's souls

[scenic tiger]

I know, and I never used them

[torn crane]

Bro's missing out on the best questline in the game

[scenic tiger]

The only game that summons is ok in is ds2, for questlines. Even then, they shouldn't be used excessively.

[torn crane]

You acting like magic as a whole doesn't exist

[scenic tiger]

I don't use it. Strength ftw.

[lunar hatch]

Just block the idiot and move on, folks. I did.

[torn crane]

Lion claw and giant hunt chat exist

[scenic tiger]

Don't use them. Try again.

[torn crane]

Massive poise damage on big weapons

Especially if you use giant crusher with cragblade like i did

[scenic tiger]

Well yeah, that's the point of a strength weapon. But it's not nearly as busted if you just use the weapon regularly without a million buffs.

[solid dove]

Do you have any ibuprofen? I got a headache

[lunar hatch]

Walk it off

[solid dove]

😭

[scenic tiger]

Prime example of weakness. Can't even handle a civil discussion.

[frozen marsh]

Hello everyone

[simple saffron]

🤓

[scenic tiger]

I distinctly remember you blocking me. Did you change your mind?

[cursive fox]

Hello everynyan. I'm super sad because my gf gave me a copy of Elden ring for Christmas but she didn't know that my pc is a literal potato with intel hd graphics

[scenic tiger]

Hello, fork on white background

[lunar hatch]

On the bright side, whenever you get a PC upgrade you'll be all set to lose hundreds of hours of your life

[gloomy crane]

Oh my lord consort radahn is kicking my A$$.

[scenic tiger]

We've all been there. Don't give up, skeleton!

[lunar hatch]

Torrent is the worst horse in the lands between

[gloomy crane]

Hot take: Torrents double jump should negate fall damage.

[vivid oar]

That's a room temperature take at most

[gloomy crane]

Sorry everyone. I glitched consort radahn. I'll fight fair next time. I was just so ready to get this boss over with(I was also curious if it would actually work, was genuinly shocked it did). Onward to the age of stars.

[gloomy crane]

You know I think that was the first time I actually cheesed a souls boss.

I usually fight them but consort radahn turned out to be that one boss that became just too much for me. Like I said I will try to fight more fairly next time.

[wise rose]

Screw fighting fair, you succeeded were most people have not. There are two ways to fight bosses:

• Out-strength them in a duel
• Out-smart them
  You simply chose the second option, no shame in that.

[daring summit]

why do we have hands
1 : Slap the mightiest demigod
2 : Give the finger (slayer blade) to Ranni
3 : Find and hold the Ranni
4 : Forfeit all power to Ranni instead of becoming Elden Lord/Lord of Chaos

[wicked shuttle]

Chief he glitched him, broke the game

[wise rose]

A win is a win

[wicked shuttle]

Not all wins are the same

[wicked shuttle]

Beer belly tarnished

[last shore]

Hey he’s just bold that way don’t judge 😂

It’s all the Coors light

[gleaming delta]

we goin in

[gaunt cargo]

doin a givewawy anyone want to join in

[cerulean mortar]

What build did you use your first playthrough?

[formal valve]

This boss is demonic

I ruined my sleep schedule out of spite

He whooped me worse then radahn

[hot cliff]

My first time playing the DLC I beat Gaius first try, now I can't even get him down to half health.

[lunar hatch]

Every time I get summoned to help with Gaius it'll be going well and then whoops someone instantly died

[upper flint]

then make fun of yourself man

[upper flint]

every time i get summoned to fight with gaius its a relatively clean fight. every time i fight him solo he always clips me with the charge.

[teal turtle]

I’m in situation fr

[scenic tiger]

Strength

[upper flint]

diablo four moment

[teal turtle]

I haven’t played any Diablo lol

[upper flint]

the angel is an absolutely awful person. the people in the church still follow him, and do awful things. despite being a church.

[teal turtle]

Well, that’s not what I’m saying here. What I’m saying is that I have a friend that I’ve known since pre-k, (we’re in the 7th grade) who I have come to realize isn’t the best guy in the world, he’s cold, never takes anything seriously and holds a grudge against one of my other friends (the person he has a grudge on did nothing wrong, she just pushed him away for being a cold guy). But I’ve known him for 10 years so, I can’t exactly say “hey I wanna stop being friends”. Like, that’s difficult.

[upper flint]

man im not sayin thats what it is. i'm sayin that its essentially the same general idea

[teal turtle]

Oh, I get you. Sorry for makin’ assumptions

[upper flint]

its alr

[simple rock]

When mods-mod 😂😂😂

[plush tide]

erm actually godwyn never really consented and cannot because he is a braindead lobotomized husk

[low turret]

yeah but the point is D crash out

[brazen herald]

What sounds unhinged IRL but reasonable in ER?

[gloomy crane]

Using the corpse of one of your relatives as a vassal for the soul of your brother who you have an incestuous crush on. All so you can have said brother as a consort to ascend to godhood.

[brazen herald]

Heh

Killing wildlife is fine because when you go to rest, they just come back

[amber shadow]

is this fountainhead?

[scenic tiger]

Everyone's favorite ds2 area

[cerulean mortar]

What weapon/Ash?

[upper flint]

wdym patches being in every game he aint in dark souls two

[upper flint]

thats not heaven. that's hell.

[scenic tiger]

It varies. My favorite is usually the great club.

I hardly ever use ashes if I'm being honest.

[wheat totem]

Any OGs still pvp in ds3?

[unreal lark]

Is anyone good at editing because I just thought of a fire edit in my head but I’m so ass at editing

[gleaming delta]

You should learn yourself, Then you will make it perfect as u want

[unreal lark]

Boooo

[tardy hill]

I bet you can survive fall from greater height on this thing than with Torrent

[simple rock]

No cap u can

[amber shadow]

im at the next bonefire, idk how tf am i supposed to go through

[cerulean mortar]

For your first playthrough, what did you use

[tranquil shoal]

Chat what does this say about a certain female demographic of the ER playerbase

[cerulean mortar]

Shocked Oleg is that high

[tranquil shoal]

Shocked mimic tear isn’t in it

[tranquil shoal]

Under the same page about varre

[tardy hill]

Female
Yeah, as if

[tranquil shoal]

You’re right, def made by gay men and not-so-straight men

[upper flint]

at the cave?

[tardy hill]

I mean, I'm not gay
But 18 inches Messmer is 18 inches Messmer

[scenic tiger]

Don't really remember

I know it was a colossal weapon, though

Oh yeah, it was the dragon greatclaw

[cerulean mortar]

I'm not going to recognize you as beating the game, using a broken weapon like that is objectively not as satisfying and it’s like cheating using a cheat code tbh

[scenic tiger]

Oh yeah. Super broken. That's why people call it the worst colossal weapon in the game.

[cerulean mortar]

I beat it fist only hitless rl1 on my first playthrough (I know I could’ve done better I wanted to go easier on myself for my first playthrough) I’m disappointed you cheapened the game for yourself by using something overpowered like you did

[scenic tiger]

The strawman is crazy

[cerulean mortar]

Thank you for your input Damon “Bloodman” Hanpft

[scenic tiger]

Oh my god. He looked at my profile. I'm quivering in my boots.

If you wanna dox me, you're gonna need more than that.

[earnest star]

how do you know female

[weary trellis]

I thought Blaidd would be higher

[cerulean mortar]

I missed that the first time yeah that’s definitely not majority female players represented on that list lol

[weary trellis]

I was joking 😅

actually Blaidd could be higher if it weren't true because of Blaidd being a chad

[sleek siren]

just a bad dream.

[thin garnet]

hell yeah oleg

[tranquil shoal]

No mimic tear, L

[thin garnet]

hell nah, big knight better

[tranquil shoal]

Selfcest is wincest. Marika x Radagon taught me that

[tranquil shoal]

Maybe if he had called the tarnished “my wolfkin” he would top the list

[earnest star]

if ur low skill applies also to ur mimic maybe

[drowsy inlet]

Could this be an angel?

[low turret]

bro istg i hate this game so much

[mortal quiver]

every strength build in elden ring

[gleaming delta]

Literally me

[restive burrow]

I never understood why ppl like colossal swords

they're way too slow and a greatsword like lordsworn's gets the job done

also with a greatsword not only you look much cooler but you can also take advantage of the stance break mechanic more than pretty much any other build

[gray condor]

But. Bonk.

[restive burrow]

like all you do with a colossal sword is jump attacks how is that fun

[gray condor]

Big numbers give me big excitement.

[restive burrow]

well there's bleed

[gray condor]

That's small numbers until big number.
Me want big number only.

[mortal quiver]

badass

[thorn fulcrum]

here to share my first successful attempt of defeating rakshasa (after ~40 attempts)

[tranquil shoal]

Weebs

Also they look funny, Ig

[upper flint]

what was your blessing level

[upper flint]

ey thats not true. atleast on my end idk about everyone else.

[thorn fulcrum]

7? I think

[upper flint]

better than mine lmao. you doing parry only?

[thorn fulcrum]

Hell nah, I've seen a message and therefore proceeded with the challenge, tried to minmax the crit dmg and dmg and repeated

[cerulean mortar]

Do a Zweihander R2 build with Cragblade (or Lion’s Claw instead of R2s if you want it to be even easier) you can stance break many bosses in two hits, and those you can’t almost all break in 3-4, frankly it’s even easier than some magic builds bc you can literally trade with a lot of bosses if you stack enough poise

[loud swift]

is this the meme channel

[simple saffron]

Idk might be. I honestly have no clue with how many memes aren’t posted here

[loud swift]

fair

[daring steeple]

chess

[cerulean mortar]

If only they included the fp loss on madness proc too

[loud swift]

fr 😔

[dusty hinge]

Elden ring anyone??

[deep ivy]

placidusax

[harsh ether]

🐟

[cerulean mortar]

I tried making Nameless King in a very old build, it did not turn out well

[shrewd finch]

this is so cool

[little oyster]

Rip marg

[fiery venture]

Margit the foot omen (i am aware that margit and morgott are different beings)

[hasty frigate]

I’m getting flashbacks of the bad to the bone memes from the skull photo

[rocky prawn]

Make it more complex maybe add some warhammer

[mortal quiver]

1 alexander vs 20 radahn and miquella

[silent estuary]

theodorix got jumped lmao

[upper flint]

isn't one just a projection of the other

[lucid tapir]

Margit is the alter ego of Morgott, a projection that led the nights cavalry

[upper flint]

hola, old man albus

[lucid tapir]

Thats me

[compact falcon]

Kaladin Stormblessed

Szeth

[tranquil shoal]

Honestly I ALWAYS love that animation of imbuing your melee wep with magic, using your staff

Is it practical realistically speaking? No. Does it look cool? Yes

[tranquil shoal]

Beating ER as Micheal Zaki intended (feet in the air)

[cerulean mortar]

How is it not practical? It makes the most sense for enchant weapon to me, am I missing something?

[tranquil shoal]

It’s not practical because you wouldn’t ever want to rub your blade against anything hard

And that’s literally the imbuing animation: rubbing your melee wep against the staff handle and the orb

[wise rose]

whetblades exist

[tranquil shoal]

That’s a whetblade, this is a staff. Big difference

Also look closely, you obviously don’t rub the tip of the sword against the staff

[wise rose]

I’m just saying that cause you said “you wouldn’t ever want to rub your blade against anything hard” when that is exactly what whetblades are for

[cerulean mortar]

Wait they actually touch? I always thought you just put the tip near it to apply it more closely

[magic citrus]

This truely has been an Elden ring

[tranquil shoal]

They touch

[cerulean mortar]

Also, the reason you do the whole blade for the animation and not just the tip is bc many of the weapons hit with other points (anything that slashes like a katana or curved sword, but even standard damage dealing weapons like straight swords are more horizontal with the r1 than focused on specifically the tip)

[cerulean mortar]

I also think this is probably just a model thing, like most probably aren’t supposed to touch but if you use a bigger staff and a thicker weapon they might just based on model size

[feral void]

Ow

[fiery venture]

basically

[fiery venture]

i just realized that Ordina in Er and Irithryll in ds3 are very similar

[feral void]

Fair, very fair, Irithyll is one of my favourite places in Souls, Ordina however is noy

Not*

[fiery venture]

they just give off the same kind of feeling

[upper flint]

both are snow covered towns and behind them is a holy city right

[lavish cape]

Average ragebaiting loser on the internet ^^^

[fiery venture]

and it glows

off topic but pontiff has been beating my ass in ds3

[upper flint]

second phase or first phase

if its second you know that the phantom he spawns shows you his next move right

[ebon ivy]

Real

[craggy knoll]

can someone help me kill the bosses in the abandoned cave?

[frozen burrow]

Starscourge Radahn

[mortal quiver]

I am NOT buying Elden ring 2 if it’s not made by the same developers

[lavish cape]

It still is, just directed by a different guy

[mortal quiver]

Hope it’ll be open world

[wise rose]

it likely will be

[empty perch]

a bit too dramatic, isn't she?

[tranquil shoal]

I was foolish enough to think I could find all four beast statues here on my own without consulting the wiki

Heck even with a guide it was still a struggle because of those damm black knife assassins

[feral void]

The albinauric archers are the bane of my existence

[tranquil shoal]

Lattena?

[feral void]

The ones that shoot you in Ordina

[daring summit]

You mean the Ordina Railgunner?

[tranquil shoal]

Me looking deep into the mimic tear’s eyes only to have the same vision lusat and azur received after looking into the primeval current

[feral void]

Cries in Siofra River

[upper flint]

my throat randomly felt like it closed up a bit when i looked at this lmao

[gleaming delta]

Perfect logic 👍

[bitter edge]

Real

[hallow orbit]

elden ring is about mimicing. it mimicced dark souls, the map is shaped like a mimic tear, the bosses mimic eachother

[zenith kraken]

Shoot back at them from cover, like over a rooftop so that just their head is visible. When they shoot back their shots land in the roof while your headshots land.
For the assassin carry the sentry torch.

[upper flint]

i actually find this sos tupid but at the same time kinda get it

[tranquil shoal]

Holy hell mimic tear is the essence of reality condensed??? Real???

[tranquil shoal]

Sony owns gta, and they’re owning fromsoft. That’s why

[bitter edge]

Don't get me wrong I loved SOTET but it is pretty biased of the game awards to do that

[tranquil shoal]

Either it or wukong should have won. Imagine the drama

[upper flint]

how much content is in cyberpunk's dlc and the witcher's dlc compared to SOTE

[tranquil shoal]

Literally me

[sterile quartz]

Catching strays from a loading screen tip is wild

[upper flint]

the title of this sounds like it belongs in a different game

[sterile quartz]

Haha maybe

[upper flint]

yknow what game i'm talking about?

[bitter edge]

not too sure I've only played a lil bit of cyberpunk's but I don't think any DLC can compare to SOTET

[upper flint]

which is why it makes sense and isn't as biased being in the game awards. in terms of content

[bitter edge]

I know but from what I've heard from a lot of people the Cyberpunk DLC is also like another 20 hours or so of story

[hasty frigate]

Me in a fight when I’m bored/desperate:

[tranquil shoal]

Nah it was definitely bias. Sony literally owns TGA remember???

Honestly wukong should have won just for the graphics and story. Out of all the nominees it deserved the GOTY award the most.

[upper flint]

didn't know that but of course sony owns everything

[tranquil shoal]

Like you can TELL the dedication put into the game to deliver the depths and philosophy of the og myth

[upper flint]

nah why did astro bot win tho

[tranquil shoal]

It deserves to win just for that, imo.

[upper flint]

it is a winner in everybody's hearts, minds, and souls,

[tranquil shoal]

Not to mention wukong winning would literally set off a precedence that actually prompts Chinese studios to create more AAA games of the same quality instead of trying to create a genshin copycat every goddam year

[upper flint]

how many genshin copycats are there? i also don't give a damn about genshin.

[tranquil shoal]

A lot, but most are flops

[upper flint]

i have only played one hoyoverse game lmao

[tranquil shoal]

The only real popular one is wuthering waves

[upper flint]

eugh dont remind me about that someone accidentally sent something related to one of the characters in that game

[tranquil shoal]

I only play genshin lol. Only one gacha is enough even if I don’t ever spend money on it

[upper flint]

i only ever play zzz. out of hoyoverse games. only other gacha i play is limbus. and it's not a wannabe genshin

[tranquil shoal]

I tried playing limbus. Deleted it after 3 minutes into the game because I couldn’t stand the dialogues and animation

[upper flint]

why do the two korean games i play have relatively dark stories

i had to fix it cuz lies of p is not that dark but still kinda dark. limbus tho jesus christ i feel bad for alot of people. also bongy chicken struts.

[tranquil shoal]

Honestly I kinda wish I could stick to limbus but something about the animation and dialogue writing don’t sit right with me

[upper flint]

i skip the dialogue but there are some moments i like

mostly comedic moments like "obviously ripe potatoes fall from trees" or whatever it was. then heathcliff was about to murder hong lu with a meat tenderizer for that one.

[cerulean mortar]

Blood and Wine won RPG of the year a different year; it’s not bias, there just was never a dlc good enough to be in goty contention

[mellow mural]

Who would win
All of limgrave (no margit or godrick)
Or Winter soldier (marvel rivals)

[upper flint]

who was winter soldier again

[tranquil shoal]

Honestly I’ve heard good things about the gameplay, maybe I will come back one day to give it another try.

I can’t vibe with character designs tbh. Like after genshin every gacha’s character design just pales in comparison, idk why

[upper flint]

all i can say is don quixote is comedy

[tranquil shoal]

Hoyo just pay their best artists for the game, Ig?

But srly if there were a gacha game I’d like to try out, it’s infinity nikki

[hallow orbit]

yea ITS WILD. the entire game is secretly about every living being and thing in existence trying to copy to become powerful

weeping peninsula is the map flipped sideways. even the map mimics itself

[tranquil shoal]

EVERYTHING was a foreshadow of Marika and Radagon. BRAVO MICHEAL ZACHY

Peak storytelling even if your game doesn’t really have that much of a story

[static flicker]

Don quixote doflamingo⁉️

[cyan tulip]

😂 peak truth

[daring summit]

[sterile quartz]

Anyone got Sellen's feet model's Instagram?

/j

[kind tusk]

guys i finnaly defeated rennela i kinda new but it took me alot so i need help someone dm me how to get larval tear easiest and closest way pls and thank you

[cyan tulip]

Wondering Noble in Caelid might be the easiest way

[upper flint]

theres a free larval in albinauric village

[rapid nova]

Guys!!!!!! I finally rekt that dumb ah Tree Sentinel….that is all

[pseudo shadow]

Congratulations!!!

You won Elden Ring

[scenic tiger]

Which one?

[rocky prawn]

Time to eat Miyazaki

[gray canyon]

do we have a happy new year tarnished edition

[potent sparrow]

Hmm, interesting

[gleaming delta]

[normal lintel]

Ah hell 💀

[gleaming delta]

Mr Michael Zaki is going to taste like death and despair

[potent sparrow]

If chat wanted to see someone goofy, I'd leak the dms too. This ain't the place

[mental frost]

[normal lintel]

That goofiness goes both ways but true.

[storm meadow]

[gleaming delta]

[mental frost]

[normal lintel]

Who snitched

[gleaming delta]

I did, Because sharing Dms in a public location with 300K people is an ass move

You also put it in a public server. Bound to be seen by anyone, including the other sender.

[mental frost]

I can’t react… I was gonna put the finger up sign, server needs change again

[normal lintel]

Fair, I just thought it was a funny exchange

[rocky prawn]

And feet

[potent sparrow]

"funny", you mean petty

[gleaming delta]

What

[mental frost]

Would’ve been different if you had permission but damn… that’s petty even for me…

[rocky prawn]

And feet

[mental frost]

Oh my god not the feet again, if you want feet so bad go look at the crab loving omens toes

[gleaming delta]

I don't care for either party, just honestly terrible move
I'd say the same if it was the other way around

[mental frost]

Would be yeah

[normal lintel]

I legit just posted it because I found it a funny exchange

[storm meadow]

It was funny in my opinion. But yeah dirty move

[mental frost]

It’s not for a server of over 300k members to see though, let alone a public one

[potent sparrow]

Yes, calling me goofy was big funny, well done

[gleaming delta]

I could share something funny, but it's in Dms so I can't do that

[mental frost]

Funny you say… my DMs are open 🤣

Also this is why I prefer the coop section, no drama with media or other petty shi like this

[gleaming delta]

I like the art room, the worst thing In there is watching AI debates

[mental frost]

Never ends at that point

[normal lintel]

I'm not even mad at her it wasn't meant to be petty. But yeah bad call, fair.

[mental frost]

Maybe it wasn’t meant to be sure, but the matter of the fact is that a lot of people won’t see it like that lol, next time be careful, especially with the other sender

[normal lintel]

Anyway, back to general goofiness. Just beat Radahn :D

[potent sparrow]

DM leak after we already fell out is kinda wild.

[storm meadow]

Dam, that is wild

[mental frost]

Elden fun for you…

[storm meadow]

Clearly😂

[normal lintel]

It's a fun place indeed

[potent sparrow]

Yea have fun being stuck on soldier of god, rick.

[mental frost]

[storm meadow]

[normal lintel]

My names not Rick.. 😭

[gleaming delta]

It is now

[mental frost]

Absolutely works

[storm meadow]

What happens to Rick if a P is added to it?

[normal lintel]

Pickle Rick 🥒

[storm meadow]

Exactly😂

[pseudo shadow]

Chromakopia green uhhh like pickle rick

[weary trellis]

Why did the Tarnished bring a ladder to the Lands Between?

To finally get over Margit's walls!

[eternal junco]

Yo guys i have a secret to tell yall I DIDN'T SHOWER SINCE 2024

[lucid tapir]

Dude waited all Year to do that joke

[eternal junco]

Same bro

[jolly coral]

my fight with plowtittysex

[icy gyro]

When you fight him for the next time, Scarlet rot really helps

[jolly coral]

Eh I didn't want to make it a mostly waiting game where the rot will just drain half his healthbar by base (rich coming from the mimic user) but yk
it is what it is lol

[tranquil shoal]

I want to be radagon’s consort

[mellow mural]

Fight with WHO?

[jolly coral]

On my way to Ancient Dragon Ballsax next 😈🙏

[mellow mural]

Fight crocpot and ball torture next

[jolly coral]

facts

[jolly coral]

nahhh next fight are these
iykyk 🙏

[drifting birch]

Anyone need help with bosses I really wanna kill something

[jolly coral]

required for becoming freak lord

[mellow mural]

Lord of the freakied flame

[jolly coral]

Rellanna gon have to present thou twin moons next 💯

[mellow mural]

Gonna show Radagon MY golden order

[noble nest]

This came in today

[jolly coral]

he gon have to get MY golden seed

[jolly coral]

[normal lintel]

Ooo what is that

[noble nest]

its a elden ring guide

i know you can use a guide on youtube i thought it look cool

[drowsy inlet]

So apparently you can't jump on Ranni's chair without a mount but Torrent can just walk on her

[pliant sphinx]

Fourth time marrying!

[shadow haven]

You got any Ibuprofen? I got a headache

[storm meadow]

Seek prawn

[normal lintel]

She's got a strong neck

[thorny fulcrum]

you need to get better drip

[tepid zodiac]

I don’t like fia😼

[pliant sphinx]

Show me yours

[brazen herald]

Tbf... she's kind of an idiot

[thorny fulcrum]

I cant rn, my pc is off and i am going to sleep in 10 minutes

[pliant sphinx]

why you hating then?

[thorny fulcrum]

I will show it tomorrow if I remember

[pliant sphinx]

How does a classic knight look bad

[thorny fulcrum]

Its not a classic knight, you are wearing chainmail with a knight helmet, it looks bad because it doesn’t connect to the armor, it doesn’t fit

[pliant sphinx]

I think the metal goes togheter, even when you dont use knight chestplate it blends in with the knights gauntlents

[thorny fulcrum]

Ping me in 12 hours, I will show u proper drip

[pliant sphinx]

probably will be sleeping

Since when can't a knight wear simple chainmail, lighter and good for movement. The Knight chestplate doesn't look good anyway

Arguing for what

[cerulean mortar]

Idc either way but if they care about movement why aren’t they wearing a chainmail helmet?

[pliant sphinx]

Head is vunerable i guess, better protection?

I don't get what he even tried to go with this argument

[cerulean mortar]

Didn’t knights usually protect the head the least compared to the rest of their bodies since that wasn’t usually where people struck tho? Like I think it would usually be the opposite if you’re going for accuracy

[pliant sphinx]

"i have better drip" like okay?

[pliant sphinx]

i am not really going for historical accuarcy, i think it looks good. Nothing more to it.

[cerulean mortar]

Ah

[pliant sphinx]

Don't get his argument with the chainmail

[pallid ibex]

his name is unka wunka

[ember drift]

missed opportunity to name him unga bunga

[pallid ibex]

fun fact
he's a mage
so his name is Magic Man Unga

[upper flint]

now move the bottom of their chin a few centimeters up to flatten it out

[tropic inlet]

ayo!?

[median imp]

Here's a song about Rykard!!

[pulsar shore]

Natty dreads?

[abstract maple]

I love this

[abstract maple]

The better dress to impress

[obsidian current]

Thank you

I love you too

[lucid tapir]

I feel that

[gray condor]

what

[crisp jacinth]

im ending it all

burn it all down, i dont care, shabriri was right

[polar geyser]

Yeees embrace it

Burn all that divides and distinguishes

[dark cloud]

He won

[slender hazel]

Everyone told me she was the hardest boss in the game. But I didn’t listen.

[scenic tiger]

She ain't the hardest anymore

[simple saffron]

I think she might be Melania blade of Miquella

[slender hazel]

Mabey she might be I don’t know.

[simple saffron]

Hmmm who knows

[hard sleet]

actually insane that i beat the game on new years eve

[pseudo shadow]

Bro got Witches of Hemick’d

[compact tiger]

nah bro that is the wrong kind of jail

Death blight? nah bro.. bro got Death by snu snu.

[tardy ermine]

where can i level ( I am lvl 48)

[compact tiger]

by killing bosses and mobs. You can find a elder dragon that gives a lot of runes early in the game.

[tardy ermine]

isnt it strong?

[compact tiger]

yes you need to go to the site of grase i higelited

go on her side and use a bleed weapon to kill her fast. You can find a early bleed weapon here. It will be in a card inside a chest.

If im not mistaken she gives 50K runes on your first run by default.

Some items like talismans and golden foul foot gives a bonus on Runes gaind. The talisman is called Gold Scarab increases Rune acquisition by 20%.

Incase you are at a loss and do not know how to kill her let me know im curently also playing and not at a boss yet so i got time to help if needed.

[mortal quiver]

bros going through it

[tardy hill]

Man...

[upper flint]

ye she herself does but it also kills the smaller dragons surrounding her if you kill her. everything accounted for at base its eighty eight grand instead of fifty grand

[upper flint]

roughly eighty eight

[covert lion]

I think it’s giving me a sign

[pallid ibex]

help

[inland storm]

I've seen a couple people who look like this

[cerulean mortar]

One Piece character

[unreal lark]

Should I post my first edit also CapCut massacred my quality

Idk if that looks better

[hasty frigate]

I’d say that’s of edit standard, with the slight foreshadowing as well, you’ve done well soldier

[unreal lark]

BEHOLD

Got absolutely demolished on quality tho 😭

[hasty frigate]

Honestly, most edits I don’t even know what the hell is going on due to the sheer amount of effects used, I’ll say the quality’s better than those

It’s clean, it’s smooth, it’s simple, and it doesn’t shove GINORMOUS FONT words and effects in your face, this is one of the better ones

[unreal lark]

That makes me so happy

[hasty frigate]

Well those who work well must be praised for their efforts after all

[unreal lark]

I said my TikTok in the media chat thing

[hasty frigate]

In all honesty, I don’t have TikTok nor do I plan to use it, but it is a very nice edit, Postal Dude approves

[unreal lark]

W mans

[tired eagle]

Huh

[sullen hemlock]

In this situation, either equip daggers, or punch the ball with your fists until it dies. Don't R2.

Pinned by a ball, lets you get funny clipping into it abusing of it.

but knocking it back at all will make your life actually harder.

Daggers do so little posture/stagger damage, that you can maximize the best this way.

unless the ball moves back it'll tap the wall instead of you.

[zenith oasis]

the song?

[slow sorrel]

Where do you get the raw voicelines and sfx?

[compact tiger]

When even the game talks down on your life choices.

[compact tiger]

you record or go online for the voice lins run it trugh edditing software to filter out the background sounds and boom.

[crude pewter]

Malenia never was Hard.
I was

[restive burrow]

🤖 🤖🤖🤖

[tranquil shoal]

Friendly reminder: you mercy killed malenia

[jagged silo]

hidden mohg lore we never knew? (i honestly have no clue why a cat shows up when i search for mohg)

[unreal lark]

I just got it from the clip you can extract audio

[unreal lark]

August 10

[pulsar shore]

Clutch mimic tear

[cunning nymph]

How do I talk to a mod to report racism comments ?

[dry rivet]

Idk where to put this can someone make sliders for Sabrina Carpenter or Sarah Cameron from Outer banks

[swift hearth]

Tierlist of the strongest characters in jjk made by my friends (I never seen something so dumb)

[tranquil shoal]

Are you shounen fanboys ok over there

[swift hearth]

Tweaking right now

[tranquil shoal]

Did all the gojo copium pay off

[swift hearth]

Nope. It wasn't worth it

[cerulean peak]

Where can I find people that want to do pvp?

[static flicker]

#pc-co-op
#playstation-co-op
#xbox-co-op

[inland storm]

if you're looking for quality in videos make sure to export on these settings

[unreal lark]

That’s on pc I’m on mobile

[inland storm]

you can access similar settings next to the export button

[unreal lark]

Ok

Need feedback for this not done edit ik it’s not good because it’s not done and I will touch many things up

[inland storm]

also, you can select the audio (if you've extracted it) and hit auto generate beats so you can line up the clip with them

[unreal lark]

Really?

What’s that even do

[inland storm]

make it look better in some cases, might not work on that song

[unreal lark]

Ah okay and I don’t think it helps on the midra one either

[pulsar shore]

What happened

[unreal lark]

Any feed back on the edit tho

[worthy dirge]

Anyone need help with main game

[upper flint]

wheres the gambler at? i'm blind

[inland storm]

this frame part right here, pausing on it for 1 second with a few adjustments can look nice. something like the second image. I can pull up the photo adjustments I used

[unreal lark]

Ah so what exactly do I do with that one frame? Just tweak it?

[inland storm]

basically, maxing out the grain and contrast + whatever you think looks good

[unreal lark]

What’s are those two things I just started using CapCut

Nvm found it

I put the contrast up on all clips and it looks good

[inland storm]

if you want a grainy sounding audio you can click on audio affects and click the vinyl effect. I might help for the first part

[unreal lark]

Oh shoot thanks I want it dark and decrepit

It’s all pro 😦

[inland storm]

I got pro from a creator award so I don't know what isn't, sorry

[unreal lark]

All good man

[hasty frigate]

Say, what’s the song in this one?

[unreal lark]

August 10

[hasty frigate]

Both

[unreal lark]

And duality by slipknot

[hasty frigate]

Alright, thanks man, u a real one

[unreal lark]

Should I change when it says Jesus to mother because his mother is the god?

[hasty frigate]

I guess that would be quite fitting

[loud patio]

I love it

[unreal lark]

What about the other one?

[loud patio]

I like the foreshadowing type thing is has

[unreal lark]

I’m currently making another edit if you want the prototype version

[loud patio]

Some other time maybe

[unreal lark]

👍

[loud patio]

👍👍👍

[pulsar shore]

👍👍👍👍

[unreal lark]

Just made that

Any tweaks before it goes on TikTok

[hasty frigate]

That song makes me think of Fallout every time I hear it

[unreal lark]

Ikr

Any tweaks?

[hasty frigate]

Not really, I think it’s quite nice

Wait, now I know why the song makes me think of fallout, cuz it is in fallout, I hear it so often on Diamond City Radio in fallout 4

[torpid jay]

these are some talented Elden ring Editing

[feral void]

I think I just saw the most downright diabolical build in the coliseum. Full Vertigires armour, Bleed Backhand Blades with blind spot and spamming Star Shower

[wintry whale]

Can anyone let me permanently borrow a rakshasas great katana?

[clever anvil]

i beat rl1

[ebon ivy]

What happened to gintoki sakata oh nah

[storm meadow]

Poor Gin

[unreal lark]

Made it better

[pulsar shore]

Ouch

[compact falcon]

What's your favorite enemy knight of any souls game?

[scenic tiger]

The ringed knights from ds3 have a cool design

[cerulean mortar]

Paired Greatsword Ringed Knights are super cool but the Greatsword Black Knight in DS1 is the OG for me

[compact falcon]

I like the look of the blue/red eyed knights from the original demons souls, really simple and awesome

[mint mica]

Coop chat in a nutshell

[compact tiger]

The last guy's name sums it up pritty mutch 😂

[upper flint]

dark souls? dunno. two? definitely heide knights. three? ringed knights.

[upper flint]

cuz they don't be scrollinnnnn lmao

[sonic ingot]

Guys can we trade dlc weapon to players that dont have the dlc?

[upper flint]

yes you can. dunno why you wouldn't ask that in the trading gateway tho

[buoyant whale]

Finally got the tarnished build

[upper flint]

tis merely a flesh wound

[kindred stone]

It took about 25% of his health away

[cloud basalt]

Uh huh

[sturdy mauve]

k

[cloud basalt]

My friend just gave me some decent swords and talismans and shi but ion like magic builds I like the bleed builds

[sturdy mauve]

your stat spread is bad, you have to go with a weapon, either magic or blasphemous, if you have blasphemous, level faith up A TON. you don't have many stat points on it. you're doing OK with magic, just don't level strength

[sturdy mauve]

neither of those things are bleed focused

[cloud basalt]

The swords I’ve got or river of blood blasphemous blade mohgwyns spear and others but I’m to lazy to get the names

[sturdy mauve]

best bleed weapon you have is mohgwyn's, run with that

[cloud basalt]

When I used it in my friends thing it did 16 dmg😭😭 why did we go into a channel with 20s slow mode

Wanna do ts in dms so we don’t gotta do this 20s slow mode

Rivers of blood
Blasphemous blade
Staff of loss
Staff of princes death
Mohgwyns sacred spear
Sacred relic
Eleonora poleblade
Seppuku ash of war

[sturdy mauve]

reset stats with rennala, allocate to strength and arcane (heavy on arcane), 60 vigor, get lord of bloods exaltation talisman, ritual sword, shard of alexander, spear talisman, for your physick, get thorny cracked tear and flame shrouding cracked tear, and spam your weapon skill while two-handing the spear.

[cloud basalt]

Those are the main ish things I’ve got and the ash of war

[sturdy mauve]

that's pretty much it, now have fun🥳

[cloud basalt]

I only have the one I can’t 2 hand it

[sturdy mauve]

two hands on one weapon is two-handing

[cloud basalt]

I thought u mean duel wielding mb

[sturdy mauve]

it's aight, go get those things

[cloud basalt]

I have 217 stat points so how many should I put into arcane and str like 60 each or some

[sturdy mauve]

I'd say 40-60 str and 60-80 arc make sure you have 60 vigor tho

[cloud basalt]

Alr thank you sm😭

[sturdy mauve]

anytime

[cloud basalt]

@sturdy mauve I only have 3 talisman slots what I do for the fourth?

[sturdy mauve]

did you beat the game already?

[cloud basalt]

Nah still mid play through

[sturdy mauve]

if you have two activated great runes, go talk to enia in the roundtable hold next to the two fingers, she'll give you one then go fight godfrey (piss shade) and you'll get the fourth, you probably didn't get one of those

[cloud basalt]

Alr thanks

[cloud basalt]

@sturdy mauve should I up dex or nah?

[hasty frigate]

We need to discipline these mfs in the art of “the salad fork”

[simple rock]

I actually clapped her with bloodhoud fang, it was easy honestly, Maliheth gave me a ton more trouble than her

[hasty frigate]

I was able to second try maliketh for the first time I saw him, first death was due to set up failing

But every time I see Malenia, I slap on the Salad Fork and make some roasted Rot Goddess

A little “bloodier” than the other roasts

[pliant sphinx]

not the guts sword

[cloud oxide]

I HIGHLY recommend avoiding manflies while playing graceborne (great mod btw)

[tardy hill]

Birb quite melts down with sacred blade, bear and snatcher goes to 'just' tedious once you'll get the moveset
But the lobster? Good Lord, that damn lobster
Even at level 150 taking a Liurnia stroll I still avoid them

[upper flint]

solid agree with this right here

[upper flint]

instead of talking about how 63.2% of elden ring players didn't beat malenia, let's talk about how 9.9% of subnautica players didn't even touch water

[simple rock]

Oh god 🤣🤣🤣

[edgy parrot]

First date kinda nervous

[sturdy mauve]

nah not really, it doesn't scale with your weapon

[simple saffron]

Enia? I forgot who that is where is she in the round table?

[sturdy mauve]

she's next to the two fingers in the room with the two big doors

[simple saffron]

Oh her? Umm idk it’s been a while since I booted up my Elden Ring I might already have the fourth one but thanks for the help

[sturdy mauve]

yep anytime

[daring summit]

just holy pot the deathbirds XD
railgun the iron maidens with a certain weapon
ignore the others, not worth it

[earnest star]

is it a bugged grab attack?

[cloud oxide]

Ye all manflies with their grab in graceborne(mod)

[tranquil shoal]

Radahn festival 2.0

[tardy hill]

I hope mimicposting will never die, nor fade away

[tranquil shoal]

As long as 90% of players remain casuals and noobs, never

[storm meadow]

Bruh☠😂

[hasty frigate]

Finally, after so long, I found the ending to the uppies meme

[edgy parrot]

Id be careful with malenia uppies

[hasty frigate]

I know, some can end with me on the end of her blade

[edgy parrot]

Yeah she's not a very nice maiden

[hasty frigate]

She chooses whether or not she’s nice, most of the time when I fight her she’s just chill

[edgy parrot]

You gotta poke her with pointy stick (godskin peeler) and run away

[hasty frigate]

I pull out the salad fork and she just stops everything, and just goes back to being chill and walking around

You can probably guess what it is (||spoiler, it’s Mohg’s spear)||

[mystic kite]

How I feel after the consort radahn fight when my player summons did most of the damage because my build was crap

[hasty frigate]

You still fought a god regardless, and you won

[unique oasis]

Most unfunny shi i ever seen

[static flicker]

Crucible knight (greatsword) er because they're fun asf to parry

[pulsar shore]

I didn’t have any summons for that fight I won a 1 v 3

[tranquil shoal]

I’m a noob + don’t like staring at a boss’s butt for more than 2 hours so I just summon any chance I get

[pulsar shore]

Fair

[pulsar shore]

What I meant tho is I didn’t have like the npc summons only me

[tranquil shoal]

Ik, I’m impressed by ppl who can solo but I just don’t have the patience nor interest lol. I play the game mostly for the exploration and story so tryharding isn’t my thing

[upper flint]

ima be fightin that blessingless so that is genuinely going to be the only blessingless fight i don't solo, npc or otherwise lmao

[mystic kite]

Bro feels called out XD

[upper flint]

well, maybe. idrk cuz sacred relic might actually work but i HIGHLY doubt it.

[pulsar shore]

I’m my first 3 play through I never used rune arcs

[upper flint]

idgaf about rune arcs i mean scadutree blessings lmao

[hasty frigate]

I literally just started to use rune arcs, on ng+3

And not even for battle, just for fun

[round wagon]

Guys I finally made a broken build

[torpid jay]

Jesus Christ 😭

[round wagon]

Yeah I know I am big bonk

[mystic kite]

When you find that host who gank squaded you earlier walking alone

[mystic kite]

This idiot forgot to take off the purifying te- JESUS CHRIST!

[round wagon]

Hehe

[mystic kite]

Guess she will know defeat

[round wagon]

Yeppers

[inland storm]

glorious

[dim river]

Anyone help me beat bayle

[scenic tiger]

Ask Igon

[forest tulip]

the speech is too distracting 💔 (its not)

[turbid raven]

ok but messmer kinda-

[compact tiger]

put them to sleep and do some naughty strength build on his lil ass.

[cerulean mortar]

the Golden Order does not approve

[naive hawk]

I need help in consort radhan

Please guys heis destroying me

[sour dock]

try rolling

[zenith oasis]

let me tank build?

[naive hawk]

I need u to kill him

[zenith oasis]

I fought everything in Ds3 and bloodborne, but elden ring final boss of the dlc...nah I'm good

[naive hawk]

Can u destroy him?

Can u please help me guys i have been playing for 16 hours

[naive hawk]

Guys come on

[sour dock]

consort radahn

[zenith oasis]

what are you playing elden ring on?

[naive hawk]

Ps5

[zenith oasis]

Sorry can't even help with that, have you tried to say something in #playstation-co-op ?

[zenith oasis]

also I play on Ps4 with hardcap on 30 frames

[pliant hare]

And I thought my teeth are in a bad stance

[iron parrot]

I got this image of a CAT being RAKED on the HEAD i think its pretty funny

[simple saffron]

Mmmm yes quite humorous

[balmy panther]

The holy trinity

[earnest star]

uhmmm where’s vyke he’s the hottest character in elden ring

[static bone]

Oooooohhhhhh I thought you would never ask

Pc

[static bone]

I approve this message

[round wagon]

She didn’t give me the uppies

[light shard]

Bruh what?? Build and buffs pls

[round wagon]

😛😛

i dont share my genius ☝️🤓

[warped cobalt]

Should I?

[turbid raven]

Oh no

[nimble basalt]

All of these need to be in the hot zone

[hallow orbit]

bro you missing alexander. replace melania with him

[edgy parrot]

I need that build

[plush tide]

i beat consort once and will never again

[upper flint]

i beat consort once and immediately decided to do blessingless

[plush tide]

just not a fun boss at all to me, (that and the ending of shadow of the erdtree just being radahn AGAIN was an infuriating letdown)

[upper flint]

well would you rather fight miquella himself who clearly couldn't lift a sword to save his arse?

[plush tide]

honestly no because it'd be gideon ofnir/aldrich 2.0

i don't think there's any way to salvage that final boss (especially since the ending itself is just another cutscene of miquella whining for like 6 seconds and then that's just it)

[upper flint]

well do you have any better ideas as to what the boss could have been

[plush tide]

probably not

[upper flint]

cuz i know i genuinely don't

i mean i admit the concept itself is a letdown but atleast they made the fight something and not just radahn again with a few new moves

if they kinda pulled a soul of cinder thing tho maybe that would make the fight better. like the physical body was radahn. yes, but it was a culmination of the strengths of the empyreans

[steel hull]

Beat consort twice (ng and then ng+1) I just rolled a lot and used carian sovereignty

[upper flint]

man i only fought consort radahn on one character, one ng cycle.

my second dlc playthrough is blessingless, and ng+. i forgot to deal with hornsent earlier so hopefully i dealt with freyja and moore

[steel hull]

He is very dumb idk why I chose to fight a second time

Just for the completeness ig

[upper flint]

im fighting him a second time to l e a r n

[tranquil shoal]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[gleaming delta]

Didnt know you had to loose a chunk of your body for peak masculinity 😭

[hasty frigate]

Manhood comes at a cost, and sometimes it’s an ARM and a leg

No I’m not sorry for the pun

[turbid raven]

oh fr

[upper flint]

not just an arm. there goes half of his ribcage, as well as most of his intestines, and one of his lungs.

[hasty frigate]

Don’t forget the stomach, and the liver, now he can drink with no repercussions lol

[upper flint]

liver was on the side he still has skin on

[hasty frigate]

The Elden rings probably taking up that space let’s be honest

[upper flint]

but yeah thats true he has no stomach or esophagus

[tranquil shoal]

Manhood is accepting to loose parts of yourself in order to ascend to a higher plane of existence

[acoustic ferry]

Which one should be my phone wallpaper

[hasty frigate]

Second one, he points to the home button

[acoustic ferry]

I didn’t even think of that 😭

[hasty frigate]

And the other one looks at the off button

[acoustic ferry]

That just sounds sad

[hasty frigate]

It does, which is why I suggest the second one

[acoustic ferry]

Just gotta make it to the next bonfire

[hasty frigate]

I might make the other one you had as an option my wallpaper, cuz I turn my phone off CONSTANTLY so it almost looks like he’s seeking salvation

[acoustic ferry]

Yea u should fs consider that an option

[hasty frigate]

Every time I will change the song tomorrow he’ll just be like “do it”

[acoustic ferry]

He just want the cycle to end

[hasty frigate]

I also have WhatsApp goku black as a wallpaper now, but not my current one

This is what it looks like lol, it’s just zoomed in (not the actual photo here, but when I made it the wallpaper, it just zoomed in on the torso and face)

[acoustic ferry]

😭

[dusk mauve]

Crazy

[hasty frigate]

I remember seeing that all the time

I thought “they don’t even have hands” then I looked at the actual armour and realised how mentally defective I actually am

[exotic brook]

just beat dark souls 3

peak

[twilit edge]

My phone background lol

[hasty frigate]

Why he got that “I’m gonna touch you” face?

[twilit edge]

Cus he’s Gojo

[hasty frigate]

Fair

[mild hill]

Recover blood.

[simple saffron]

Oh we doing wallpapers now?

I thought the image quite humorous

[hasty frigate]

the heavy is dead?

Who said he could die today?

[simple saffron]

Bro good lord this servers embed rules are dumb as hell sometimes

[hasty frigate]

I think we need to go a little further beyond to change these rules

[simple saffron]

Give this man the stand arrow

[hasty frigate]

I’m afraid I already have a stand

[simple saffron]

Fair but can it beat my ZA HANDO

[hasty frigate]

But can you beat me when I’m SUPER 17?

[hasty frigate]

Had to do it, I just have to

[simple saffron]

No! It’s impossible!

He cant possibly be super 17!

[hasty frigate]

This Okoyasu just looks like Buff Mr Clean with a haircut

[simple saffron]

But you know what can beat super 17? THE LIGHT OF SIGMAR

[hasty frigate]

2 words, Chiaotzu Sculpture

[simple saffron]

2 words. Medic Bag

[hasty frigate]

It’s funny how crazy modern dragon ball characters are in terms of power, Yamcha has literally enough power to destroy a universe in Super

[simple saffron]

It’s deserved it’s my man Yamcha. Bros looks alone made so many frieza X Yamcha fan fics

[hasty frigate]

Don’t remind me, dear god

They need to change this slow mode I swear to god

[simple saffron]

Well here’s something to take your mind off it. VERMINTIDE 2

[simple saffron]

Fr like bro it can’t be that bad to need a 30 second slow mode

[hasty frigate]

I got just one thing for ya, this here petition, care to sign?

[simple saffron]

Depends on what it’s for. Don’t wanna accidentally sign a petition for carpet toilet seat covers to be put into mass production

[hasty frigate]

It’s for my mother I swear

[simple saffron]

Ok fine I’ll sign but it better not be for carpet toilet seat covers. Seriously who wrote this thing a doctor?

[hasty frigate]

Thanks, it was for making whiny congressmen play violent video games (that’s actually what it says in postal 2)

[simple saffron]

Ah good make them play doom and see what they say about them being demonic (I’ve seen postal 2 gameplay it’s like the first thing I’m gonna buy once I get a PC.) by the way dude here’s a message from the future : Do not buy Postal 4 on PlayStation

[hasty frigate]

Bold of you to assume I have a PlayStation that’s in working order

[simple saffron]

But like fr you can’t turn off the trigger resistance so it’s always an annoyance to use shotguns cause it’s each damn shot

[hasty frigate]

I’m mainly postal dude in discord cuz I can do the voice decently well, used to be Minos Prime cuz I perfected that voice, but found postal dude

[simple saffron]

It makes it so annoying to try and play. Also the lack of multiplayer after like what 4 years? Where’s my funny multiplayer RWS?

[simple saffron]

I did Dallas cause I love payday and now it’s just my entire internet identity.

[hasty frigate]

I am… a lot of things, autistic? I’m one of them. ADHD? You bet I got it. A sane person with nice mental stability? Absolutely not

[simple saffron]

SO ME FR!!!

Anyways uhhh Vermintide is pretty based. I like killing giant rats as a racist zealot literally blessed by GOD

[hasty frigate]

Me personally, I like fallout 4, being a brotherhood of steel soldier rocking a walking tank, and obliterating anything that isn’t classed as human

[simple saffron]

My teammates watching me kill everything without even having a ranged weapon

[hasty frigate]

Like dear god, I’m just out in Boston having a nice walk in power armour, and all of a sudden a small army of brotherhood soldiers are just there to kill like 2 mutants

[simple saffron]

I played Fallout 76 the most honestly since my father likes playing it.

[hasty frigate]

God bless the enclave, god bless America

[simple saffron]

I literally did a move of that one space marine legion that’s just dust piloting a suit cause without my power armor I’m cooked

[hasty frigate]

I leveled enough to be essentially immortal compared to most, but still wear power armour for the looks, and intimidation, maybe also cuz it’s a lot more fitting when I wear it every time I use a Gatling laser

I do also have almost 200 fusion cores just sitting in my inventory, so gotta put them to good use somehow

[simple saffron]

Nice. I forgot what I run since I deleted 76 cause my dad stopped playing as much and I needed space for Infamous Second Son 🗿

[hasty frigate]

I only play 4, and I just love the Pain Train perk, slap on some power armour, and run into people like Thomas the tank engine

You know sergeant Dornan?

[simple saffron]

Sadly no. I stopped playing 4 once I got the mission to go to diamond city

[hasty frigate]

That man’s a legend, when I think of a passionate voice actor, or just the enclave period, I think of him

[hasty frigate]

Diamond city is meh, only good for the merchants, and contains one of the only nice merchants in the whole game, Arturo

He sold me a double shot fat man, and he’s polite, how could I not like him

[simple saffron]

Well idk I’d have to redownload 4 again and I’m busy playing Infamous SS and then first light. Then probably more Vermintide

[simple saffron]

Bro a double shot is crazy. Bro casually selling weapons of mass destruction for the funny

[hasty frigate]

I only got fallout 4 for the power armour, that was my only reason

[hasty frigate]

Yeah, do NOT put on a mirv mod on that thing, I die even in x-02 and hellfire armour

[simple saffron]

Nah. I’d mirv

[hasty frigate]

I tested the double mirv, aptly named “big boy” when I bought it, found a giant place filled with raiders, completely open area, almost every time I fired, DEATH, for me

[simple saffron]

Damn. Maybe save it for outside encounters and when they are so far away you can’t VATS

[hasty frigate]

No, it’s not a ranged like the other fat man mods, and that was the problem

But imma tell you sum funny, get big boy, turn on god mode, and spam click the button if you have ammo, you’ll be expecting a third big bang

[simple saffron]

Nuke the world so much it radiates back to normal 👍

[hasty frigate]

Seriously, idk how in the hell my LAPTOP even survives what I do with it perfectly fine, I haven’t even crashed it once while doing it

I quite literally found the laptop that can 1v1 god

[simple saffron]

Bro that laptop could run Elden Ring with ray tracing 💀

[hasty frigate]

It can, and it does so GRACE-fully

[simple saffron]

Bro what are they putting in these laptops my PS5 can barely even run it without like 20 fps

[hasty frigate]

I get a damn Asus that I think looks good, can fight consort Radahn if he smoked that good stuff a little too much smoother than butter

[simple saffron]

Bros laptop :

[hasty frigate]

Idk how, to quote Todd Howard: “it, it just works”

[hasty frigate]

Nah, it’s beyond that, it’s the legendary super Laptop

It’s just this, also sorry for headphone users

[simple saffron]

Bro really said : 🚂

[hasty frigate]

Could also be this (it’s also got destroyed audio)

Me running an unarmed build after seeing what a Mirelurk looks like in first person

[simple saffron]

Bro did not wanna touch him 💀

[hasty frigate]

If you know what a mirelurk looks like in first person, I hate that as much as the giant ants and giant spider scorpions

[simple saffron]

Please tell me you are talking about the lobsters

[hasty frigate]

Oh yeah, he was fighting a her btw, she just that ugly

[simple saffron]

“That’s a woman?” - The Lorax

[hasty frigate]

No, that one crab enemy in fallout 4 that’s literally as big as you in power armour and charges straight towards you cuz it’s a melee enemy

Every time I get the feeling that the presence of a mirelurk is near, I immediately switch to third person and use console commands to give me as many mini nukes as possible

I mean, it isn’t as BAD as the giant ants I guess, I can’t even look at those “things” without having some primal fear kick in

[simple saffron]

Big thing scary and not good

[hasty frigate]

I just hate the detail fromsoft added to the giant ants and spider scorpions

The one time someone complains about a souls game being too detailed for it’s own good

Anyway, I gots to go eep, cya tomorrow

[simple saffron]

Cya

[simple saffron]

Me when I see a giant enemy I don’t do a big chunk of damage to in one hit (I ain’t f’ing around and finding out)

[viral moon]

Damn same

[frail palm]

i caught this pretty cool screenshot

[turbid raven]

Looks like you’re pouring the crimson tears in your eyes

[dusk mauve]

Cool screenshot after I beat Margit for the first time

[static bone]

A totally awesome build made by a totally awesome person

And it has drip

[sterile quartz]

Tasilmans

[exotic brook]

glad to see a very minimal amount of buffs are required

[upper flint]

man you do realize you gotta shoot it at an angle right

[fathom drum]

Elden ring LeBron James pre-boss ritual

[dim river]

Anybody help me beat placid?

[nocturne cobalt]

@vagrant snow Nah, I’d Win

[vagrant snow]

I love you

[nocturne cobalt]

Bro wtf

Someone ban this Mf fr

[vagrant snow]

Don't worry

[plush tide]

yes it is

[vivid oar]

Absolutely

[void iris]

Ds1 dragon farm

[lusty rose]

Any one do rune drops 😭💀

[simple saffron]

go to the trading chat bro

Or maybe just do the coop and ask for runes

[scenic tiger]

Just earn the runes

[brazen herald]

What did I miss?

[vital galleon]

chill with the licking next time ok?

[meager bronze]

.

[simple saffron]

_ _

[drifting shell]

Who is faster here who killed Radan?

[simple saffron]

Faster? I mean my win run was like 5 minutes I guess

But that’s starscourge

I’m too broke for SOTE and haven’t even beat the game yet

[upper flint]

starscourge is REALLY fast if you have the right builds. i mean i don't even run a build, i just ruin poison footwork, cold backhand blades, and other weapons. he didn't even get to do his meteor and i was scaled down cuz of summoning lmao

[simple saffron]

Ok

[upper flint]

what level did you fight starscourge at tho

[simple saffron]

Like idk 60 something I did a lot of exploring before I f’d around and found out

I don’t even remember when I beat him but I know I had pretty low endurance and I was still running Godricks axe

[upper flint]

jesus personally im surprised it didn't take longer

[simple saffron]

Idk man I was running a strength build and my axe was like +5 I think?

[upper flint]

still tho it must be hell trying to deal with him with low endurance

[simple saffron]

Not really since I had a just right loadout so I could med roll

I think it was like royal remains helm and gloves also vagabond chest and greaves

Like it was low for a strength build though. I was like right on the money before I would start to fat roll

But still the battle wasn’t too hard though. Didn’t even need summons for that one.

[drifting shell]

5 min bruuuh

[simple saffron]

Dude it ain’t that fast

[drifting shell]

Yup ik bro ur goat 🤝🏻

[upper flint]

don't forget video game adaptation

[lunar hatch]

With the exploding head from Bionic Commando that I probably can't show here

[upper flint]

man what

[dusky mantle]

He​ life​ so​ bad

[oblique vessel]

This might have not so heavy DLC spoilers.
I killed Messmer's castle strong npc accidentally because of an elevator.

[ripe shale]

😂

[visual otter]

Guys

[simple saffron]

Bro really said “I’m not doing this I’m out”

[pearl idol]

@trail depot remember Lion dancer 🙂

[naive forge]

it’s really not that hard once you figure it out

[simple saffron]

Mostly just doing stuff at the right time. Not too hard really

[naive forge]

dark souls rewards patience and knowing when to back off

bloodborne and elden ring reward aggression and timing

[exotic brook]

i feel like dark souls 3 was a great middle ground between patience and aggression

[autumn marten]

I played bloodborne before elden ring so I follow that training of little to no actual armor pieces and rolling around the arena like sonic the hedgehog

[lunar hatch]

I play turtle on everything so I fully expect to suffer on Bloodborne until I git gud

[tight cairn]

Seems legit

[upper flint]

bloodborne was my third game i think. it's the reason i stopped using shields

[lunar hatch]

I like shields though, so I'll just have to manage without

[simple saffron]

No need for shields when you have GUN

[naive forge]

i honestly don’t really like ds3

[dapper mantle]

Found this weird message on my steam profile 🤷‍♂️

[simple saffron]

As the Batman Arkham subreddit asks so many times : “is he stupid?”

[storm meadow]

I believe he was saying why were you attacking him when you were both invaders, and not attacking the host.

[simple saffron]

Oh right I forgot the taunters toungue being a thing

[storm meadow]

It is indeed a thing. Very commonly used.

[simple saffron]

Idk man I hate PvP in this game and I never got summoned so I’ve stopped even looking at multiplayer stuff 💀

[cerulean egret]

Release meeeeee!!!

[storm meadow]

Why? I love pvp in this game. I have played the game multiple times. And the thing I love most is pvp. It is a great way to learn new styles and techniques. And it's just a great way to see ones skill.

[simple saffron]

It’s mostly because every time I try to summon it’s like instant invader and they always using weapons not even meant for my level range or they using bullsh builds I can’t do anything about. Like my first summon ever I got invaded by a dude spamming fire pots

Like I was level 70 or 80 and this mf pulls out melanias sword. LIKE HOW

[gleaming delta]

have you considered close combat

[upper flint]

good news, she's scaled down [i think]

[cerulean egret]

I know. But I'm doing a pure int build

[storm meadow]

Bruh, that's ruff. That does happen a lot. The two ways to combat that is: 1. Have a high leveled ally; 2. Don't play online until around level 100.