elden-fun

[upper flint]

dont u just love taking your horse up an elevator

also aren't there usually barriers on elevators so torrent can't get in

[mystic kite]

No? I don’t think so, it only stops you from mounting him

[upper flint]

normally they despawn him and stop you from mounting him

[mystic kite]

It always lets me take torrent onto elevators unless the place you're in already does not allow him. I never seen the elevator alone despawn him

[upper flint]

huh, guess its only in dlc then. i don't remember a single elevator main game you can use torrent on.

[ornate karma]

in main game any overworld available elevators just dont press the button if your on torrent

[floral zealot]

bullying mimic tear boss

[mystic kite]

Lemme know if yall want more memes

[upper flint]

abyss watchers next man

[lunar badge]

i like turtles

[pulsar shore]

Mimic tear:
DAMMIT WHY WONT YOU DIE
Player:
Guh bur dur heheheh stupid me

[hidden swift]

it fits so perfectly xD

[upper flint]

most clearly modded

[plain lodge]

chat is this an anor londo reference

Even Malenia took pity on him

[dusky cedar]

@tardy smelt

Why

[daring summit]

no.

[zinc spruce]

This is how the game was meant to be played

[minor zinc]

Wait wtf😭

[mystic kite]

Day 31 of how did we get here?

[wary talon]

Very carefully

[sturdy knoll]

By stupidity and perseverance

[mystic kite]

Actually a wolf body bumped me and I no-clipped into the stairs @sturdy knoll @wary talon

[sturdy knoll]

Is this in storm veil?

[mystic kite]

I thought I was gonna fall thru the map and lose my runes and no this is that area and Caria Manor with the gold tree and seed

[sturdy knoll]

Pre Loretta?

[mystic kite]

Yes, the area with the large wolves

[sturdy knoll]

Tough luck

[mystic kite]

I actually have a lot of bad luck falling into the map, it’s happened in Lyndell too

[sturdy knoll]

When and how

[mystic kite]

I honestly don’t remember with this one, I think I fell off a nearby edge and it clipped me thru the wall. I almost lost my runes on this one

No matter what I do in Elden ring, this game tries its hardest to be weird for me

You’d assume this is a hyperbole, you’d be wrong

This game never is normal at all for me. Every image from my own playthrough is cursed in some way

[mystic kite]

You seeing what I mean now?

[sturdy knoll]

What spaghetti code bull is this

[mystic kite]

This is a screenshot of me floating menacingly behind my friend. Weirdly enough I wasn’t even in the round table hold at the time

[mystic kite]

We all float down here, Georgie

[sturdy knoll]

Seamless co op?

[mystic kite]

Yes sir, when I want to play with my two buddies it’s always seamless

[sturdy knoll]

I cant play seamless since I'm on ps4 sad

[mystic kite]

Yeah anytime I play a mod, it’s on a private server so we don’t get in trouble because I’m sure you get in trouble having mods on the public servers

[sturdy knoll]

What server

Is there mods for ps4?

[mystic kite]

Technically you should be able to run mods privately for only you and your friends which is what I do whenever I do use mods and I don’t think there’s any easy way to mod console

[sturdy knoll]

Is there a hard way to mod the ps4?

[mystic kite]

There’s also another mod in one of the images I posted. The mod didn’t cause a glitch but I’m using something from a mod in one of the images I wanna see if you can find

[sturdy knoll]

Ok and can you answer this

[mystic kite]

I wouldn’t know, I never attempted console modding with any game

[sturdy knoll]

Oh well thanks for the aid

[mystic kite]

Technically you’d need a PC either way to get the mods

[echo flame]

Me when I see promised consort radhan

[umbral mirage]

(Back) break dancing

[upper flint]

@mystic kite do an abyss watchers meme next

[mystic kite]

I don’t have one, that was my only dark souls meme I can look around for more

[north condor]

found miquellas alt

[mystic kite]

Guys I just found something that’ll make you hate the lobster enemies more

Does this mean the lobsters in Liurnia…

[daring summit]

Meet the Sniper

[mystic kite]

@hasty frigate @daring summit this just made my night

[hasty frigate]

No problem

[mystic kite]

JARATE!

[hasty frigate]

Dey upt de mstr chf on da sodr

[daring summit]

At your service sir

[hasty frigate]

One more coming up

[mystic kite]

Accidentally made a basilisk in character creator

[mystic kite]

That one enemy about to meet God after he hit a mage character who went afk to text someone

[hasty frigate]

That man done pissed off goku

[mystic kite]

Name that spell @hasty frigate

[hasty frigate]

Loretta’s mastery (the one that’s just one arrow)

[mystic kite]

When the boss halfway across the arena fighting your spirit summon spots you drinking a flask

[hasty frigate]

That was how pcr saw me for the first time after mimic died first phase

He deadass looked at me for 5 seconds and started full sprinting towards me

[mystic kite]

The boss when you literally do anything across the arena while the spirit summon is still tearing them a new one

[hasty frigate]

They just want a good fight, and we pull the “random bs go!” Trick on them

[mystic kite]

Most other boss ohase 2 cutscenes “the boss is mostly disturbed before going full power” Midra on the other hand…

[hasty frigate]

I swear, pcr when I saw his second phase cutscene I legit thought he had some sort of untapped power he was boutta pull out of his ass and go full Broly on us, until the Miquellester showed up

[mystic kite]

This one needs no context

[mystic kite]

Fighting a host as an invader just for a big enemy to come out of no where like

[hasty frigate]

That one falling star beast

[mystic kite]

How it feels climbing any cliffs or terrain with torrent

[hasty frigate]

That’s just Elden Ring parkour in general, I dread the day that I get back on and have to get a second fingerprint shield

[hasty frigate]

“Ah, I fell, tis but a scr- oh hello there big guy”

The very last moments looked like gojo just ascending

[mystic kite]

When you check the wiki and see the boss has a weakness to your weapon type or element

I have no Elden Ring context for this one

[hasty frigate]

“You know what, sing with me sing for the years, song for the laughter sing for the tears”

[mystic kite]

“Skill issue”

[hasty frigate]

I jumped off the jagged peak one time just so I could to the Kratos meme, fog and all

[mystic kite]

Running Elden Ring mods has my computer like

[hasty frigate]

I run it on a laptop, no issues whatsoever, beat the game about 3 times

Y’all just need to get good, I killed god himself for that damn laptop, now you need to 1v1 the sun to get equally good pcs

[mystic kite]

On an unrelated topic this is blatant cheating in COD, how did he headshot me

[hasty frigate]

You were playing cod, he was playing rainbow six siege

[hasty frigate]

You just gotta get on his level, it’s like how Gideon was playing 4d chess and we were playing rock paper scissors and still beat his ass

[mystic kite]

Take a good look at this and tell me what’s wrong here

[hasty frigate]

I see nothing wrong here whatsoever, just a normal minecraft run, although that stone is a bit close to the fortress

[mystic kite]

Uh huh

[hasty frigate]

I rember this meme

[mystic kite]

The natural human instinct to fight the troll carts for no reason at all

[fallen hornet]

Your render distance is terrible

[hasty frigate]

He’s literally in hell, what did you expect

[mystic kite]

How gank squads have me feeling as an invader

[daring summit]

nothing wrong here, just the classic nether water

[mild palm]

mohg, made in ms paint cause I was bored lmfao
(I don't know art)

[daring summit]

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[umbral mirage]

Incinerate all that divides and distinguishes! May chaos take the world!

[steady linden]

the water isn't red despite being in the nether

[rancid sage]

What drip yall reckon would be good for my bleed build? I call her the crimson reaper

[upper flint]

the literal first time i've seen this happen

[pulsar shore]

Water in nether

Water evaporates in the nether

[junior summit]

its not elden ring

[echo meteor]

I'm gonna have to do that now

[quasi knoll]

something's wrong with your fan, there's something off balance which causes it to vibrate while spinning; no matter how fast the fan is it will be stable because it turns around its CoM but in this case it isn't

[mystic kite]

Not actually my PC, it’s a meme I found

[quasi knoll]

ik, I was just pointing out physics xD, sorry for bothering you

[edgy pulsar]

That OST is just👌👌👌

[pulsar shore]

W boss every thing about him is amazing; location, music, arena and design perfect

[ornate karma]

that golem went down to finish the job

[upper flint]

looks like tortellini did it again

[mystic kite]

Use spirit summons, use cheese weapons, have some fun. Just don’t be a part of a PvP gank squad

Have fun with every piece of content given. Enjoy PvE to the fullest. Just don’t ruin the game for other people in multiplayer.

[plain lodge]

Guys what game is this (wrong answers only)

[lament reef]

Baldurs Gate 3

[fiery venture]

Red dead redemption

[gaunt lava]

Final fantasy 7

The rebirth one

[young ether]

Bloodborne PC remaster

[hasty frigate]

Postal 2

[stable hound]

nice one!

[plain lodge]

I said wrong answers only

[tardy hill]

We all know there will never be Bloodborne PC remaster
So he is right in being wrong

[plain lodge]

Graceborne is the closest thing we have gameplay wise right now. It's really weird how we had no mods of this quality when dark souls 3 was out... would've made the game a lot more enjoyable

[manic hatch]

Hear me out🎅🎅🎅

[daring summit]

There is ☠️

[manic hatch]

This is the true elden ring experience. No ranni, no frenzy, just this.

[daring summit]

Elden Born 2, Anor Shadow

[daring summit]

You monster, lucky you i'm pc

[manic hatch]

How did you know im not

[daring summit]

I just know it

[tame owl]

farming simulator 2016

[trail raven]

Hunie Pop

[fallen hornet]

Forza Horizon 3

[chilly oasis]

The snowfield even takes the pro down to under 40fps lmao

[chilly oasis]

Leave the monkes alone

[marsh patio]

After several years, finally I have them all

[kindred tapir]

Summer memories

[sullen cosmos]

Messmer_irl

[ornate karma]

i'm late, but this is clock tower for the PS1

[ornate karma]

true and real

[zealous tapir]

Strength builds

[full topaz]

Ultimate bonk!!!!!

[alpine wolf]

Ive seen this exact guy and sword so many times here oh my GOD im going to laser the chat

[distant pollen]

No flippin way

[pine falcon]

now ay! thee jonkler??

[distant pollen]

Jonkling Ring

[analog hare]

🤣🤣

[mystic kite]

I can’t tell which meme you enjoy. It don’t tell me

[analog hare]

The one with the Black Knife assassin ash summon

[mystic kite]

Tiche throws hands

[analog hare]

Now I want to use it so bad that if I even had the little demon

[mystic kite]

You’d be surprised how many bosses fall to just her

[analog hare]

…oh malikath.. I have a friend for you.. 😂

[mystic kite]

Btw there’s a shield that can reach 105 holy negation if I remember correctly

[analog hare]

Wow.. that is impressive

[mystic kite]

Black steel greatshield with holy affinity

[analog hare]

I gotta go set that up thank you

[mystic kite]

Consort is gonna be easier now

[pine falcon]

found this clip from an old bow-only no hit attempt on Malenia from like a year ago. I gave up after this one

[mellow kraken]

That is roughhhh

[vital perch]

How did you make them like this

[brazen herald]

Dude
"Back back forward"
Don't try and do anything fancy
But tough, you got real close

[dense quiver]

Probably seemless coop mod

[pine field]

gaw daymn

[formal bear]

Ayo...

[nimble basalt]

Wait why astalfo?

[tranquil shoal]

Femboy

[nimble basalt]

Adds up

[crimson trail]

what is that

[dark dirge]

Legend says you should do it again

[ornate karma]

this is why you always gotta chain 2roll on the 3rd part of waterfell

1 towards and 2nd away

[pine falcon]

Wish I knew that a year ago lmao

[ornate karma]

🤷

[chilly oasis]

I like the conclusion of this debate

If kong had prep time in the lands between as the tarnish did he'll win without question with a great axe build and a maiden channeling his runes he got this

Plus monke can roll

[tardy hill]

But what about prime Bayle tho

[uncut bear]

?ban 484440807483375627 NSFW videos

[mild vortex]

_demondestroyer was banned. | NSFW videos

[wheat narwhal]

What happened here 👀

[hasty frigate]

What nsfw caused him to get banned

[queen jackal]

Go in the middle

[cyan pollen]

[uncut cove]

Shouldn’t astolfo be str/fth, because the lance is a strength weapon iirc? And he’s a Paladin

So basically Solaire and astolfo should be the two sides of this meme

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[static flicker]

Reminds me of

[gleaming delta]

What's the int/dex femboy build

[cloud oxide]

they are the same picture

[gleaming delta]

😨

[wheat narwhal]

Gonna help with that

Ah, can't build dots on top of each other for scrolling purposes

[stoic tendon]

man

[pseudo shadow]

Am I allowed to post funny exploits

[cinder monolith]

Until Dawn

[hasty frigate]

Don’t Starve

[unreal summit]

Assasin's Creed: Black Flag

[gleaming delta]

That looks like pure faith with marika's soreseal

[tranquil shoal]

He is supposed to be a mage in the game dota 2 so checkmate

[gleaming delta]

What's Dota

[tranquil shoal]

MOBA game

[gleaming delta]

What?

[tranquil shoal]

Yk league of legends?

[gleaming delta]

No

[tranquil shoal]

Oh dear

[hasty frigate]

Oh he doesn’t know

[shrewd kelp]

i think my game is broken
this is a new save as well

after 760 hours im pissed off that the game doesn't load things in properly anymore i have a save that has tons of dlc stuff done and all that and now i cant even do pvp anymore im so pissed off

when i change armour and such my character doesn't match

normally a small forest sits right here before getting your first map piece with some enemies in its just empty

the music cuts in and out randomly and objects take longer to pop in
and map still wont load

if anyone knows how to fix this dm me or tell me here ive sunk so many hours into this game and to have it all go to waste would suck major ass

[shrewd kelp]

nvm fixed it via defragging my harddrives

[shrewd kelp]

had me for a loop though

[wanton axle]

Miquella has severe skill issue

[daring summit]

XD

But ther is 1 difference, malenia is the rot godess, the tarnished is just afflicted by the scarlet rot, so how do you cure an outer god? By using a needle before you get infected (if you are already inflicted the needle will slow the influence of the outer god, but cannot cure it)

[hasty frigate]

Just shove a LOT of boluses down her throat, she’ll thank you later when she’s done lying down on the floor in pain

[daring summit]

Bruh

[daring summit]

XD

[brave depot]

Finally, we meet. The Tarnished, who would be lord

[daring summit]

We all know where this is going, so
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

[muted flower]

Justice for Mohg

[fallen hornet]

I'll get him some ice.

[crimson trail]

thank you

[muted flower]

I supported you when the minecrafters believed the femboy, bro

[cinder monolith]

Diagnosis: Skill Issue

[crimson trail]

you are truly worthy of being the elden lord

[feral void]

Came across this absolute UNIT

[wheat narwhal]

I've seen too many of those

[finite vine]

you have an HDD did i guess??? throw that shi out of the window bro, and buy yourself an ssd nvme m2

[daring summit]

a HDD is in no way responsible for this 🤷

[golden fractal]

57 bosses in 57 hours on my first dedicated run. Well technically more than 57 bosses since some fights have you going 1v2, but still either way I'm impressed with myself since some of those bosses weren't f...ing around.

[golden fractal]

This mf being one of them twice.

[wheat narwhal]

The circle must be complete

[fringe quest]

really #####

[feral void]

huh

[gleaming delta]

a no electricity run would be something

[wheat narwhal]

Stone-Age Ring

[thorny fulcrum]

i do not blame him tbh

[willow panther]

You not allowed to use your finger’s either

[wheat narwhal]

And who said anything about breathing?

[lucid tapir]

If you interpret television as just the screen, it would just be a blindfolded run.

[wheat narwhal]

Hyetta-run

[fallen hornet]

So you want me to play DS3 on a Slab of concrete,got it

[wheat narwhal]

Are you questioning the ways of a true fromsoft gamer?

[ornate karma]

phantom range applies to blade sorceries unfortunately

[fiery iron]

Eh could be worse, my brother lost all his saves and quit ER

[pallid jay]

Mmmm.Monkey

[pine falcon]

hand-crank generator

[deep sleet]

Still electricity, you need to draw out every possible frame in elden ring and then rig it up to a hand-operated crank and run it that way

[alpine wolf]

Mmm I see your frenzy edit. I raise you another

[inland storm]

editors trying not to cook on a frenzied flame edit (difficulty: impossible)

[glossy idol]

Some funny bloodstains

[autumn sleet]

this was sexy

[pseudo shadow]

Such a good song

[rustic vector]

I don’t think I could find Snake man irl

[teal turtle]

Super Sexy Style!

[solar inlet]

🤣

[pseudo shadow]

Greatsword of lobotomy counter

[violet dune]

wait

that's me

[wheat narwhal]

The hunt for burgers begin

[royal palm]

ummmm

[royal palm]

here

[violet dune]

take this 🍪 as a token of gratitude

[royal palm]

yay!

[daring summit]

Can I get a second one please

[daring summit]

thank you, but i'll need another one

[royal palm]

oh deary me this is my last one

[daring summit]

I need another, thank

[royal palm]

im saving that one tho

[strong frigate]

An Elden ring bosses pov of a tarnished recording a no hit run

[crimson trail]

thanks

[wheat narwhal]

Radagon

[strong frigate]

Yea 😭

[gleaming delta]

Type "Queen Marika" on reddit search bar and see the first suggestion

[hallow orbit]

lol

[crimson trail]

im not failing nnn bro

[vivid oar]

I only just now realized how tiny the Tarnished is compared to Tiche

[violet dune]

dw, i've got the reboot card, i wont mind sharing

[chrome cliff]

I love genocide

[inland storm]

the tarnished is tiny compared to everyone

[crimson trail]

ok ill do it

[crimson trail]

should i add "cosplay" to it

[violet dune]

yes

[crimson trail]

bro i just searched it 😝

all in im going 18+ pray for me 😔

ok that was something

bro what i just saw makes my eyes hurt

[gloomy tendon]

“Son why have you been screening for the past hour?” The situation I’m in right now:

The violin… the torturous violin has been piercing my ear for the best hour in going mad

[pseudo shadow]

Do you know the skip once you get down to the second plank

Actually wait are there 2 or 3? Idr

[wheat narwhal]

Why did they hurt?

[wheat narwhal]

Who doesn't

[gloomy tendon]

Update: I used Malenia’s blade to get to some of them

[feral void]

Yeah they can do that

[tranquil shoal]

Oh my god is that the carian knight set????

[umbral arrow]

yes

[wheat narwhal]

This happens to me, technically... With a blade to my chest...

[hasty frigate]

I get stabbed in the torso area about 5 times every 3 seconds, how am I even alive (maybe due to the heavy ass armour I always wear with my overleveled ass)

[wheat narwhal]

Or because she can never steal your heart

[hasty frigate]

Well, that’s something for certain, but I’m currently on the journey to max lvl without cheats, mainly because I don’t know how the hell to operate those damn things

Maybe I should get to ng+7 then start grinding again, so I can earn more money

[hasty frigate]

I must leave my heart open for others, so I can grant them kindness (except for Varre during the invasion in Mohgwyn Palace, you’re not safe)

I also found a good way to test my builds to see if they’re good or not, usually I rely on bleed which I know is pathetic, but if I can beat that divine beast warrior guy without relying on too much bleed (minus the exception of bleed builds that I find unique) then I’d say it’s a good build

Such as my “All-Knight” build, I just realised I made a crappy All Might pun without realising it, but that build is pretty good, can switch to any knight at any given moment

Alright yap session is over.

[wheat narwhal]

Don't try to be as kind as Miquella, using bleed is not pathetic, it's in the game, you can use whatever you want in the game you bought and whoever judges that are shallow sweaty people who think using a tiny shield and a dagger is the right way to go, also I didn't get the All Might pun since I don't watch the anime, I'm writing all of this in one message because of the cringey slowmode

[hasty frigate]

Let’s be honest with ourselves for a minute, Miquella just wanted an excuse to start communism again

[mighty jewel]

Bayle ez

[gleaming delta]

This happened a while ago

[hasty frigate]

I went to it cuz I saw the Nascent butterflies and went “hey those are pretty rare, imma go get e-“

[gleaming delta]

I thought maybe, just maybe it was leading me to something

[autumn sleet]

💀💀

[crimson trail]

im gonna find you

[autumn lintel]

I found this in my dads office
It doesn’t look like it in the photo but the hilt is also metal
Time to do and irl boss fight against a robber

[round lichen]

FR

[pulsar tundra]

Weeee off the cliff they go

[wheat narwhal]

you're*

[tall basin]

So this happened. Lmao

[valid totem]

Just run past him whoever made that vid 🙏

[blissful kettle]

😭

[copper niche]

💀

[inland storm]

so is all elden ring art now just the tarnished getting picked up?

[thorny fulcrum]

bro is the only faith build in the crowd who doesnt have a healing spell💀

[umbral arrow]

mostly when there is a big person involved, and it's cute to look at so why not

[lucid tapir]

Finally. A worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!

[alpine wolf]

His ass got the Bloodboil Aromatic

[daring summit]

what is healing?

[eternal junco]

Damn

[lavish stump]

I hope this counter shows how much I dislike this boss lol

[inland storm]

all elden ring players dream of being picked up

[leaden pawn]

Behold! Pizza hut

[inland storm]

real lore fact: the greater will didn't abandon the lands between, it merely tried to out pizza the hut and failed!

[copper scroll]

those flames on the ground means the chandelier is about to fall down there

[gleaming delta]

I know. That was my first time doing the fight. I learned that pretty quickly lmao

[magic citrus]

Did someone say the door to darkness?

[strange sundial]

Very cool

[violet dune]

no

[vivid oar]

But it's a continuous AoE, I dodge the first wave only to be instantly hit by the follow up, and if I tank that follow ups just keep coming

[daring summit]

100% fire damage negation fingerprint shield, scholar shield, greatshield tal, 2 headed turtle, you should be able to block infinetly anything that deals pure fire damage

[slate cradle]

crimsonwhoorl tear in physic makes all nonphysical dmg useless against you

[tardy hill]

Better exploration than main game
Lol
Lmao, even

[scenic tiger]

I say this with love. SOTE may have avoided problems the main game had, but it had its fair share too

[lucid tapir]

I mean reused bosses, having to collect all scadutree fragments to reach max level instead of something like the golden seed system, i see what you mean

[tardy hill]

This and most of the map being just empty space without anything meaningless to find

[lucid tapir]

Nah thats not true. There is much to find

[cerulean mortar]

The SotE overworld is pretty empty, even compared with like Liurnia in the base game, there are entire empty stretches (for the most part) like the finger ruins, Charro’s Hidden Grave, Cerulean Coast, and arguably the area North East of Gaius but whether that one is a problem or not is player by player

Jagged Peak is also fairly empty but I didn’t really care in that instance personally

[sweet wagon]

if they take my armoured core 7 from me Im gonna loose my god damn mind

[plucky pulsar]

For a sec i thought that the whole thing covering the keyboard was your mouse

[waxen kelp]

I did it.

[lucid tapir]

Thats what i immediately thought of too

[silver haven]

Same

[glossy prism]

lol this is 🔥

[wheat narwhal]

thanks

[vivid oar]

My Tarnished watching the two Jagged Peak Drakes fight each other 'til one dies

[fiery venture]

im in NG+ now

[mystic kite]

Can we post more than just elden ring memes I have a full box of goodies

[wintry musk]

subtle foreshadowing

[wheat narwhal]

congratulations

[wheat narwhal]

horror fuel

[mystic kite]

How it feels shooting anything at the tree sentinel at the beginning of the game

[main pendant]

hi

[night obsidian]

You know I had to do it to em

[queen jackal]

However, you can't torture Koroks in Elden Ring

[echo meteor]

I'm sure someone has already mentioned this but totk was a 2023 game. And it was nominated for candidates for game of the year that year

[mellow kraken]

I love this

[strange sundial]

undeserved

[brazen herald]

No you won't

[latent mason]

Jesus, 11 percent got the platinum
That’s insanely high compared to what I thought it would be

[alpine wolf]

The full new game in question: mid

The dlc expansion in question: good

good things deserve awards. sote is a good thing. it deserves the spot

[lucid tapir]

I suppose 100%ing Elden ring is pretty forgiving, especially when taking other souls games as reference

[strange sundial]

To be fair, the achievements are pretty easy to get, provided you are willing to play the game more than once

[daring summit]

me getting everything except 2 ending and the useless last achivement in my first 100 hours
Also i've finished all of the achivement endings so i'm at 100%, 3rd game after Hollow Knight (i also did the P5 (if you know, you know)), Terraria and the Infamous 200 fishing quest, and now Elden Ring, but it was "easier" as most of the achivement did not take long to get, most of them are boss/collection achivement and not insanely hard to get

[woven grotto]

This is the most insane damage number ive seen yet lol

[hasty frigate]

Weakest bleed build

[woven grotto]

good lord cant wait for rivers of blood then

thats what im workin towards lol i have the twin blades taht im working on upgrading

[zinc spruce]

Wait till u stagger a furnace golem

[sudden wraith]

Finally

[hasty frigate]

Now enjoy reaching the other 513 lvls

[vivid oar]

The good ending

[hasty frigate]

If Mohg attacked the first time he saw Miquella:

[storm meadow]

Definitely would have been a smart move, or maybe grafting would have worked to

[hasty frigate]

Just kidnap Godrick instead of Miquella and graft people’s blood onto himself to make the ultimate blood flame spell

[hasty frigate]

That feels like an “Excuse me what the actual f**k are you doing in my house” moment

[storm meadow]

Lol

[storm meadow]

That or just get malenia instead of miquella and use the power of blood and rot

[hasty frigate]

Blood-rotted flame

[storm meadow]

So op

[hasty frigate]

All the arcane builds be waiting for this to come out

[sudden wraith]

😐

[daring summit]

River is not better than any other bleed katana

[green jasper]

Fia's Champs more like Fia's CHUMPS, am I right guys? I'll be here all week.

[dusty spade]

But it’s easier for early game players to use

[daring summit]

it's litteraly in the mountain top

[dusty spade]

I didn’t say it’s a cakewalk for early game players to get :kek:

[lone charm]

Bro I’m level 250 it costs 500000

[hasty frigate]

Damn, really? I’m at the point where they cost 2,000,000 runes per level, like 400 and something lvls I think

[mystic kite]

First time using the jar cannon like...

[hasty frigate]

WITH explosive great bolts

[daring summit]

new players selecting samourai class, using bloodhound fang and bloodflames OR trading for Rivers/nagakiba just to bleed anything until they hit the radabeast and start crying like : where did my damage go

[daring summit]

me using the one eye shield with the cerualan blessed dew tal for litteraly infinite shoots and protection

[dusty spade]

This dude is definitely packing, right?

[hasty frigate]

That’s a she

[dusty spade]

Even better

[shrewd finch]

😭

[mystic kite]

(Getting hit with one of the craziest and most well designed attack in the game and dying) The death animation that follows...

[daring summit]

me summoning the boys during the radahn fight so we can have an epic fight

[sudden wraith]

Zaaaaamn

[sudden wraith]

You could summon him?

[daring summit]

only 500k? it's costing me 1.2m rune XD

[fast wing]

the bleed number wont change, all bleed does like 13% max hp damage the only thing that changes is how fast u get the bleed proc

[static veldt]

I don't see anything wrong.

[mellow mural]

How did you find 4 of my selfies

[hazy inlet]

3 of them are with make up an 1 is without. Guess whitch one

[wise rose]

Last of us part 2 is without makeup

[violet dune]

the Bloodborne one is without makeup, i've seen that face irl (I was referring to myself)

[shy oak]

Real

[vapid birch]

My mimic tear holding off the boss while i buff

[shadow needle]

Facts

[wispy moth]

Where's Raw Meat Dumpling?

[hasty frigate]

Beyond exquisite

[clear owl]

Only the finest meat given by Alexander is perfect

[raven sage]

Don't volcano pots do virtually no damage?

[hasty frigate]

This is a taste list, not a useful list

[hasty frigate]

This is a certified “gamer chair” moment. His gaming chair is so good, he became Dio and time stopped for short durations of (frozen) time

[quiet flume]

fr

[shrewd finch]

Aura

[tardy hill]

This man would eat a rock and call it better than Big Bro Boggart's specials, point and laugh at him

[hasty frigate]

An EXPLOSIVE rock at that

[brazen herald]

That's fair for you using that sword in PvP

[elder halo]

Just made a story about a tarnished trying to get to crumbling farum Azula, it's quite long

[subtle ocean]

What’s the best weapon in the game

[primal tusk]

erdsteel dagger trust

[restive burrow]

what anime is this

[restive burrow]

king crimson

[scenic tiger]

Rotten crystal sword

[elder halo]

Guys I have a elden Ring story of crumbling farum Azula

Title: The Quest for Crumbling Farum Azula

In a land where the horizon whispered secrets, a tarnished adventurer named Caelan set his sights on an ancient legend: the elusive Crumbling Farum Azula, said to tower above the world and cradle the last of the Elden Rings. The tales spoke of a place where the sky kissed the earth, its ruins imbued with forgotten magic and power—a sanctuary for those brave enough to seek it.

With only his tattered map and a heart full of resolve, Caelan traversed the vast expanse of the land, each step echoing with the weight of destiny. The valleys were treacherous, guarded by fierce beasts that roamed the plains and shadows of fallen kingdoms. Yet, he pressed on, guided by amber sunsets and the shimmering reflections of hidden ruins.

His journey led him to the Whispering Cliffs, where the wind carried voices of ancient souls. They spoke of the Elden Rings scattered throughout the land, relics of immense power that could unlock the secrets of Farum Azula. Caelan set forth, battling fierce foes and forging unlikely alliances, gathering the rings one by one, each granting him newfound strength and wisdom.

Finally, after untold trials and glimmers of hope, he stood before the precipice of Crumbling Farum Azula. Gazing upward, he felt the winds of fate stir, ready to embrace him in a symphony of adventure. As he ascended the stairway of clouds, the whispers of the past ignited his spirit. The quest had led him not just to the hiding place of legends, but to the discovery of his own heart amidst the echo

[vapid birch]

Hunter x hunter 1999 version

[storm meadow]

Nice🔥

[alpine wolf]

HxH just goes so hard man

[alpine wolf]

Unironically true if sacred affinity on a faith build

[limber meadow]

Does anyone know what pw is most used for pvp

[restive burrow]

try finger but hole

[earnest star]

flame art erdsteel does in fact go hard if you have leveled faith

[wheat narwhal]

I want to go home and edge

[mighty jewel]

isn't it weird to hold the sword from that place instead from the actual handle part.....

[daring summit]

The sword is part of the hand, so it's not weird for her + we see that most of the handle is in jer hand, the arm thingy is just here to help

[tranquil shoal]

Reason 4636 to not use melee spells save for the carian ones

[twin valley]

Sir Gideon Ofnir’s Instagram acc

[supple bloom]

w

[sonic walrus]

Yoooo it's Fuzzy from the niche Islecord

[crimson trail]

when your promised by miqualla an 1000 year voyage guided by compassion but your lowkey a chill guy so you just say no thank you:

[oblique dagger]

What a chill guy

[crimson trail]

ikr tell everyone how chill i am and bring them here

[valid totem]

bro is so chill

[fiery iron]

I have all spells, just did that for the clip also that isn't a melee spell...

[tranquil shoal]

not using your spirit ash as an early game mage

They asked for it

[brazen herald]

But she's decent with her sister?

[cloud garden]

I don’t use spirit ashes so that was my reaction especially when I saw the weapon I missed out on

[brazen herald]

The weapon is alright, nothing great though

[cloud garden]

It looks cool and that’s what matters most to me

[fading moth]

Love this

[zinc spruce]

Pride 🏳️‍🌈

[little nymph]

by the way, i encounter one invader that ran away and he wont show up

is this possible to report?

[royal palm]

paches?

[fiery iron]

Bro has gone hollow

[vast tusk]

Defected to chaos frenzy

[fiery iron]

This isn't Elden or Fun : (

[willow panther]

Damn wrong meme

[cerulean mortar]

The taxes one is better

[willow panther]

Meant to post this one

[tardy otter]

I laughed so hard at this my eyes started getting teary

[gusty perch]

I am steve!!

[willow panther]

As a child I yearned for the mines

[hasty frigate]

I legitimately thought Minos broke free near the end, just so they could both get they asses beaten

[green jasper]

Idk why I thought of this

[hasty frigate]

“A MERE OBJECT” “YOU ARE LESS THAN NOTHING” as Gabriel casually talks to a furry/catgirl thing

[mighty jewel]

Still feel like my OCD kicks in when seeing that lmao

[outer cedar]

REAL

[mighty jewel]

You want warm embrace that sucks 5% life out of you when you carry that thing in your pocket?? No thanks lmao.

[regal lynx]

Did someone say perfect

[regal lynx]

Godwyn be doing anything BUT his job bro 😭

[open breach]

who’s feeling jolly

[mighty jewel]

Not really... the God damn snow melt away lmao

Curse you BAYLE!

[restive burrow]

Absolute cinema

[oak mulch]

i like that

[oak mulch]

and that too 🙂

[strange sundial]

lol, the glory to ariandel got me

[hasty comet]

It me

[hasty comet]

Lmaaaoooo love this

[stark isle]

Can somebody explain this

[stone magnet]

My replica Arm of Malenia arrived today!

[dusky magnet]

bruh is ignoring you, throwing the attacks elsewhere lol

[stark isle]

I fr thought I was gonna take fall damage

[vestal arch]

Brain rot got to him

[dusky magnet]

Lol how u jump so high

[stark isle]

Gravity magic

[dusky magnet]

this guy broke the game

[candid folio]

Friendly reminder

[plucky pulsar]

Glitch or I think that is a speedrunning strat just preformed differently. They do it to launch themselves horizontally not vertically

[stark isle]

Istg it happens only to me

I think my copy of the game is like fairly unstable for some ungodly reason

[plucky pulsar]

Well it looks like the speedrunning strat they use to travel very far very quickly

[upper flint]

who is brook supposed to be

[upper flint]

if it isnt a glitch i guess the game mighta idk dragged u with his hitbox?

[stark isle]

Godwyn

[latent tangle]

Sony after they buy FromSoftware

[upper flint]

i feel like if they taint soulsbornes sony would get hella backlash

[wheat narwhal]

@chilly geode some memes for you

[storm meadow]

Awww, Frieren is just so cute

[soft plinth]

❤️‍🔥

[soft plinth]

Does this mean we are maidenless??

I definitely didn't do a good edit, but we tarnished fellows get the concept.

[soft plinth]

Please don't say that, cuz I am actually planning to do that as my therapy session the next time my mind turns into crumbling farum azula

[zinc spruce]

??? Don’t quite understand what ur saying but okay ig

[soft plinth]

oh sorry for the lack of clarity. bro i can't even describe what i meant to say myself 💀 . Anyways just ignore the first clause in that sentence.

[chilly geode]

Very nice

[mighty jewel]

Just soloed this mf recently... Imagine: I took almost 3 year break back when I was total noob and got stuck to this boss until someone helped me with him from DS3 Discord server. Now he went down like PUFF!

[zinc turret]

Bro

[earnest star]

y is there a dick in this channel

[fiery iron]

Because it's Elden and fun

[shrewd finch]

@midnight gull

[restive burrow]

Lmfao

[strange sundial]

lol, what is this

[zinc turret]

Duolingo got an update and has a bunch of goofy sentences after lessons

[strange sundial]

Lol this is duolingo?

Interesting choice they've made

[mortal stag]

Absolutely sick

[feral void]

Absolutely EXECUTED

[agile crown]

if ubisoft made elden ring

[reef flicker]

That’s gorgeous - do you mind me asking where you got it?

[scenic tiger]

It's called a minor erdtree

[flint ether]

what button is it to hit a enemy from the back again?

[agile crown]

look guys, main gate is so ez 🙂

[agile crown]

its a minor erdtree, so dont be too inappropriate

[brazen herald]

you were hit though

[shrewd canyon]

By the grace

Im here. Im finally here...

[scenic tiger]

is my man the iron keep knight?

[restive burrow]

why does your game look much better than mine wtf

It looks much smoother

[upper flint]

place your bets folks place your bets

how many times will pcr kill me

[lunar hatch]

328

[echo meteor]

god this chat never ceases to amaze me

[upper flint]

do ascetic monks usually have afros

[upper flint]

its light attack

backstabs and ripostes are light attacks when enemies are staggered/vulnerable, or in the case of most normal enemies, show their backs to you

[feral void]

It's just a video from my Xbox

[cerulean mortar]

I like how to even attempt this you need the mimic veil from the “secret” entrance anyway

[inland storm]

brilliant idea

[daring summit]

no.

[sinful echo]

Togetthaaa

[daring summit]

Say the serpent who like devouring gods

[storm meadow]

Did Malenia kill her dad in bed?

[sinful echo]

I dont know

I found it on pinterest

[slate cradle]

no you killed her dad you know Radagon the last boss of the game

[prime fern]

Radagon a baddie ngl

[sinful echo]

🤨

[hasty frigate]

No no, he’s got a point

[sinful echo]

Ok

[storm meadow]

In the game yes

But in that meme it definitely was malenia

[slate cradle]

your question was did malenia kill her dad in bed my question is did malenia just sleep with her own dad

[storm meadow]

Pretty sure she did

[long minnow]

'tis but a scratch

[soft plinth]

+1

[upper flint]

Just a flesh wound

[echo meteor]

[willow panther]

I used to be an adventurer like you then.. i took an arrow to the upper thigh

[upper flint]

who was it that said that

[willow panther]

Well i changed it slightly but normally Skyrim guards

[upper flint]

yeah the quote sounds familiar

[storm meadow]

Tf is that head, lol?

[outer cedar]

🪆

[long minnow]

Average Baki frame tbh

[feral void]

It's a unicorn!

Mogh got SHREDDED

[stray vapor]

[daring summit]

Why is there no comparative with Anastasi where is just nothing left XD

[upper flint]

ok but what does the helmet do? is it just the one recording?

[inland storm]

[dusky magnet]

idk

[ember hound]

sword sheath in latin

[steel hull]

Why man why

[dense oyster]

i just beat malenia

[stark rain]

Triple crit

[upper flint]

what is it

[upper flint]

lmao i remember a double crit against i think it was lorian

[stark rain]

Lol nice

[upper flint]

overkill cuz i did like a 3rd of his health with a charged heavy 2nd phase T_T

[stark rain]

LMAO

[tranquil shoal]

Chat is this incest

[astral trench]

yes

[tranquil shoal]

of course it is

[inland storm]

it's elden ring fan creations what did you expect?

[alpine wolf]

I see you have NEVER used perfumes

[wheat narwhal]

Never

[restive burrow]

wtf is wrong with you

[vivid oar]

The Hornsent was trying to leave throughout the literal entirety of the Hippo fight

[hasty frigate]

He didn’t wanna be there anymore

[strange sundial]

Clearly the inspiration

[gloomy crane]

Finally beat radagon and the elden beast. Now to finish the dlc.

Sorry for bad pic quality.

[weary osprey]

What happen with the world of dlc when you finish the basr game?

Base*

[static flicker]

Nothing

[modern loom]

Goodnight, puppy

[compact tiger]

bro got fisted so hard his spine folded like a croissant.

[night obsidian]

Think I installed the wrong version of Elden ring(I removed the Itadori Jumpscare💀💀)

[mighty jewel]

Ahhh Classic 😄

[mighty jewel]

Most likely took the dmg from only one of the guys tho....

[umbral arrow]

don't think so, you can see the dmg tick down multiple times on the second part of the crit, you can also see it tick down three times when they first stab radagon

[mighty jewel]

ohhh.... I see. You're right.

[hallow karma]

Me everytime I fight malenia

[gloomy glen]

gotta go fast

[steady linden]

she missed an attack, you have enough time.

[river vessel]

Considering that Lady Malenia only attacks every 0.2 milliseconds on average, and factoring in her 0.01 seconds of self-redirection at the end of each long combo...as well as your average Tarnished's endurance in those matters, he's got more than enough time for that, my good fellow!

[steady linden]

That's ranged build material right there

[river vessel]

Ahh yes, to attempt a ranged attack, only for Lady Malenia to grab and impale thee upon her lithe blade! An honor previously reserved only for Knight Finlay, or so I suspect!

[turbid juniper]

I wonder what lore implications this has?

[storm meadow]

Clearly elden ring has deep roots in health

[feral void]

Ready for the holidays now

[feral void]

Ahhh Blade and Sorcery, my favourite VR game

[inland storm]

dawg what?

[stray vapor]

Fast roll😼

[fallen hornet]

What I see in my nightmares

Backflipping havel in DS1

[raven sage]

If ashes of war would've been in ds3, we would've had quickstepping havel.

[boreal stag]

So what’s up

I not only let my poops get pantry I forgot my poultry at the door

Always happens sheesh. Orange man bad am I right??

[pulsar shore]

What game is that?

[cerulean mortar]

You can still do it even with the Darkwood Grain nerf

Fortunately it’s only the armor set so you can’t use a weapon, good thing there’s no weightless weapon in DS1 that can easily one shot players and bosses that doesn’t require pumping any damage stats for scaling right?

[umbral arrow]

i'm pretty sure it's blades and sorcery

[tranquil shoal]

Is that peak souls 2 I’m seeing??????

[stray vapor]

Yea

[ancient ravine]

Me if I had a son

[daring summit]

Me : input anything
Some ER "fans" : No, this is not how you need to play the game

[sweet wagon]

Elden ring players when you kill a boss normally instead of waiting for them to die of old age

[lunar hatch]

Playing the game is cheating

[silver haven]

Remember, you’re cheating if you; use weapons, use the sprint button, use summons, wear armor, use Torrent, dodge, use spells, or beat a boss faster than someone else

Using a controller is cheating

Being able to see the game is cheating

[tranquil shoal]

Tryhard mfs when I want to kill the boss in 3 attempts instead of malding for 5 hours trying to solo it without spirit ash

[silver haven]

Exactly

A win is a win
Getting pissy about people actually using in game mechanics is just pathetic

[daring summit]

tbh i have 1 point against ash, but many in there favor

They can really make the game easy BUT it's a great tool for casual gameplay/first time. It's also a : "f*ck it, i've wasted too much time here, gotta progress the game" button, saving the fun from disappearing ect....
Also it's good to learn how the boss attacks, because you can focus on actualy seeing the attacks instead of trying to learn them while meeting your end XD

[scenic tiger]

Getting pissy about it is pathetic, but I think it's fair to say if you have three people plus a mimic tear ganging up on a boss, you didn't really do anything spectacular.

You're basically playing on easy mode which, in any other game, would be considered pathetic

I also think it's fair to say that people complain more about the souls community judging new players than it actually happens. I find most people to be pretty supportive.

[obsidian orbit]

nah f that lets go back to gatekeeping fr fr 🙏

the real boss was the gatekeepers we met along the way

[ember hound]

27 hrs without sleep..my hallucinations are becoming more daring now.

[lunar hatch]

I slapped together a meme on my lunch break

[alpine wolf]

Yeah good thing no one does this

we are focusing on a group of people who do not exist

like, 2 youtube commentors say stupid sht like this and are never listened to

The amount of pushback isn't nearly proportional to the amount of people that actually care about what you do

[winged bolt]

me after like 10 tries of attempting to beat a boss and just whipping out the ol' mimic tear (except for malenia, i wanted to beat her myself after all that torment)

[rain inlet]

Malenia watching Godrick jump 200 miles into the air while entirely engulfed in flames (she will never see the light of day ever again) [he mastered gravity magic]

[daring summit]

yup 🤷
everyone should play the way they want

[cerulean mortar]

The grab attack in question:

[lunar hatch]

Have you ever been on the steam forums? It's not hard to find these people.

[alpine wolf]

People use the steam forums??!

[lunar hatch]

Extensively

[silver haven]

“Nobody does this”
I’ve seen like 40 different people go on genuine, long rants in comment sections about how people are bad or trash if they use a certain mechanic

It’s REALLY common

Hell, I rejoined this server after I left it. Why did I leave? Some jerk kept calling me trash and harassing me because I used the game’s mechanics (Summons)

[tranquil shoal]

Bad? Probably. But calling people trash for wanting to play a game they paid for in whatever way they want is just dumb

[silver haven]

No, using summons does not make you a worse player

Some people, like me, don’t want to waste five hours of our lives trying to beat a boss in the “valid” way when we could use game mechanics that make it easier and faster

Many bosses are still hard even with summons

[tranquil shoal]

“Worse” in general, no. But worse as in, skill and stuff like that, yeah kinda

And this is coming from someone who uses spirit ash any chance I have

But I’d rather get labeled as someone with skill issue rather than waste 5 hours of my life staring at a boss’ butt trying to solo it in frustration

[silver haven]

People who think that skill in a virtual game actually matters need to find something to do that’s actually important in the real world

That’s my biggest issue with the “skill issue” controversy. It’s a game, literally nobody cares about the level of skill you have in a virtual simulation. Try putting “Beat Elden Ring with only incantations” on a résumé, it won’t do jack.

Games are meant to be played in any way you please

Anyone who tries to force their playstyle onto another person is pathetic

[tranquil shoal]

Well eSport exists, but since ER isn’t a part of that, it doesn’t really matter

[silver haven]

Yep

[tranquil shoal]

I’m surprised nobody has ever included any souls game in eSport competitions

[silver haven]

I think it would be too long

I feel like NG+ Black Myth Wukong speedrun competition would be interesting

When you aren’t exploring or watching cutscenes or struggling, the game is like 4-5 hours long

I beat it 3 times
Amazing game

[lunar hatch]

Frankly, if you care about how someone plays any video game in a solo capacity, you need to get out more.

[silver haven]

Exactly

[lapis hawk]

True

[inland terrace]

the game is a very subjective experience and frankly you dont get the same amount of fun/frustration/reward if you summon or resort to a shield build halfway through the dlc. if you dont find the gameplay all that fun or you dont have time, its obviously fine but then youre missing out on a crucial part that should be acknowledged

[lunar hatch]

And you care about this... why, exactly?

[inland terrace]

youre misreading the point of skill issue arguments

[silver haven]

No

[inland terrace]

"No, using summons does not make you a worse player"

[silver haven]

You don’t decide what other people find fun or how skillful someone is

[silver haven]

That’s an objective truth. People like you are the exact reason why people avoid the Souls community.

Get a life

[inland terrace]

yeah "a bad player" sounds quite bad by your own words but you can surely measure skill

[hasty frigate]

What did I walk into, two manchildren crying at each other? Enjoy the game the way you want to enjoy it, who cares if some no life basement dweller shows up and tries to ruin it?

[wicked shuttle]

isn't there a very linear and objective measure of how skillfull someone can be though ?

[silver haven]

No, not in a game

[wicked shuttle]

So a guy who no hits the game is not more skilled than the average player ?

[hasty frigate]

In my eyes, if someone can beat the game at lvl 1 with no issues, you’re pretty skilled

[silver haven]

I don’t really care about how people win games

[wicked shuttle]

you are avoiding my question

[hasty frigate]

Just play the game they way you find is fun, if you like being a bleed build, go and be a bleed build, no one is stopping you, be a mage build if you so desire, play the way you want to, and try to have fun

[wicked shuttle]

well of course but im talking that you can kinda see how a games skill curve looks like from the difficulty of each achievement.
Less players the harder the challenge gets etc

[silver haven]

I literally said this

[hasty frigate]

You bought it, find what you like about it, don’t just min max every slot you have, unless that is what you enjoy, then go ahead

[silver haven]

Mfs just want to be pissed off and miserable all the time so they harass and put down people who play the game the way they want to play it

[wicked shuttle]

I don't think ur following, i'm referring to this comment.
There are very objective ways to measure skill in anything.
@hasty frigate

[silver haven]

Yeah, that’s subjective

[potent oxide]

Anyone wanna do a 3v3 colosseum PvP?

[hasty frigate]

I like to think they’re trying to gate keep what they like so others don’t ruin the experience for them or something, but the truth is, they are just people that want to bring others down for their amusement

[wicked shuttle]

wrong channel bud

[potent oxide]

👍✌️

[silver haven]

I essentially said “You don’t get to choose what other people think and do”
You didn’t understand a thing I said

[wicked shuttle]

I don't think people would bother doing any challenge runs if that were the case, you'd be surprised how the feeling of exclusivity plays into challenge mentality.

[silver haven]

My exact point

Some people in this community thrive off of hatred and bullying

[hasty frigate]

I actually did a whole “if you didn’t beat Elden ring like this, you didn’t beat the game right” thing with another guy as a joke, and that’s all it’ll remain to be, just a joke

[silver haven]

It’s really pathetic that people care that much about a SINGLEPLAYER game

[wicked shuttle]

I think all of us care a bit too much if we are in a discord discussing it at night

[hasty frigate]

This was quite a while ago as well, on this very channel, was fun to joke about, but in hindsight, people that do that in a serious tone are pathetic

[hasty frigate]

It’s 11:40 am for me, I’m just passing the time honestly

[silver haven]

I’ve seen tons of people who were very serious about gatekeeping and playstyle mandating

[hasty frigate]

I feel like with every good man out there, there will always be 5 bad men trying to bring others down only for their amusement, or due to lack of proper purpose in life

[silver haven]

The craziest part is that the Souls games aren’t actually that hard compared to other series. You have spells, invincibility buttons, and other mechanics. DMC 3 on DMD difficulty would melt the brains of almost anyone here

Yet, I see no one in the DMC community gatekeeping and telling people to play the games a certain way

[hasty frigate]

They’re too busy memeing about Vergil, dancing like Dante, some being dead weight like Nero, and they all enjoy styling on demons for entertainment

[silver haven]

The “skill issue” and “You’re playing the game wrong” phenomenons are only a thing in the Souls community

Which is why I argue that it’s dumb and that measuring people’s skill based on how they play a solo game is arbitrary and rude

[tranquil shoal]

Srly asking why is magic in general considered “easy mode” by some? Is it because you can make full use of spirit ash with it and because you have range?

[silver haven]

Magic is actually harder to effectively use

[tranquil shoal]

Can confirm being locked in the spell casting animation is torture

[hasty frigate]

I like to think that this is the case due to the sheer variety of builds, and the “YOU DIED” screen as their way of saying “skill issue lmao” and they took it to heart

[silver haven]

True

[wicked shuttle]

well its more like 4.5-1 if you consider statistics, so it aint thaaaaat bad

[hasty frigate]

It’s still pretty bad, knowing there are significantly more bad than there are good people out there

[wicked shuttle]

i don't think people are inherently good or bad, mostly just circumstances push people to become better or worse

[hasty frigate]

Here’s a thought, the people that do the entire “skill issue you didn’t beat the game the right way” are just extremely annoyed that the game was so difficult for them at first, and they see others having a better time with it than they did and are enjoying it, they don’t want that to be the case

It’s kinda like gender equality but in a bad way

[wicked shuttle]

I do not think so, just a basic case of people seeing their achievements being invalidated in a way

[hasty frigate]

I mean, I’d feel pretty happy if I were to kill a god with literally anything

But some people don’t, and it’s kinda sad to see that it’s the case, people crave to do it in a more difficult way, leading them to an endless cycle until they just quit the game entirely

[wicked shuttle]

I've done alot of challenge runs in my time, its really about accepting that you are doing it for yourself and also knowing when you're at the limit of your capabilities.
Many cannot understand this.

[hasty frigate]

That feels like something the Tarnished itself would contemplate about “am I really doing this for everyone, or am I just doing it for myself?”

Vaati needs to get on this

[agile ore]

what’s happening

[wicked shuttle]

TL:DR
People who are insecure about beating the game with cheese strats trying to validate their achievements vs people who tryhard the game level 1 who are also insecure about their achievements and want to validate them.

Then a normal convo happened

[silver haven]

I wasn’t trying to validate anything
I was just calling out people who act like jerks for no reason

[outer cedar]

Yes, I play elden ring :3

[wicked shuttle]

I was not talking about you, but your reaction is rather strange.

[silver haven]

No, not really. Also, if you don’t want to argue, stop offhandedly insulting me

[fierce scaffold]

Anyone want a friendly server that has a variety of options too sooth boredom.Runes free and items also free dm if you would be interested in joining don’t troll 👹

[cerulean mortar]

Bro’s had it running since day one

[tardy hill]

Ackshually 🤓
He's been running it for slightly over a year; 367 days, 5 hours, 16 minutes and 6 seconds.

[wheat narwhal]

You are the Elden Ring

[earnest star]

that gender equality comment is nonsense how did y’all let that slip through.

[gleaming delta]

Truth is, there is no equality in this world.

[earnest star]

there could be.

[earnest star]

what i’m saying is this specific comment appears nonsensical to me. what does this imply?

[obsidian orbit]

unlikely

[earnest star]

i think it is possible for each human to live as they see fit without imposition onto the liberties of others. this would be equality.

[alpine wolf]

Don't, game sux

[outer cedar]

Nuh uhh

[obsidian orbit]

i think its better described as equity but yeah

either way no one can ever be equal to me (im perfect)

[static flicker]

why are we talking about equity this is elden fun

[earnest star]

the purpose of equity is the achievement of equality, no?

[wicked shuttle]

That's very much an impossibility

[earnest star]

we disagree.

[wicked shuttle]

I don't find this a matter of opinion, just economics.
Would be wonderful to have that kinda world but scarcity makes it technically impossible.

[earnest star]

i think scarcity isn't as real as people tend to think.

[wicked shuttle]

Well it depends and varies from person to person at the end of the day and their perception as well.

and scarcity is very real unfortunately, tends to show up in poorer countries much more harshly

[earnest star]

i will say there is a reason we need to invent new things to have demand for all the time. the predominant system requires scarity to function and is invested in maintaing scarcity. but in terms of global resources, there is enough for everyone.

[wicked shuttle]

Let me posit a small scenario, lets say i find 30 bucks a reasonable sum to live with per day. You find 50 dollars to be the proper sum to live as you see fit.
The total amount would be 80 dollars for us both to be happy and stuff. However there's only 70 dollars in circulation. What do we do ?

This is obviously a gross oversimplification

[earnest star]

it is in fact a gross oversimplification. why do i need 50? i didn't say people's minds wouldn't need to change.

[round shoal]

Hi guys, anyone know How to play elden ring without ps+ in PlayStation?

[obsidian orbit]

buy it

[lunar hatch]

Which is better, New York pizza or Chicago pizza

[cerulean wadi]

You can play the offline version if you buy it

[cerulean wadi]

New York style.

[obsidian orbit]

i dont know the difference but i like thin crust

its how most places ive been to in rome made it and it was quite alright

[wicked shuttle]

well if you change their minds to fit what is needed then they are living as dictated, not as they see fit.

[earnest star]

not if the change is made through peace and compassion.

[storm meadow]

Very weird discussion considering this is elden fun. But since the subject has already been brought up. I will add my 2 cents to this topic of equality and coexistence. First off equality is nothing more that a happy dream. Equality is just not possible. Why? Because everyone is different. And difference in opinion breeds conflict. Many wars have been fought due to differences in opinions. And equality is also not possible, because there are some people who don't want equality, they want superiority. Apologies for the long text.

[gleaming delta]

Nailed it. Kneel before ZOD!

[storm meadow]

Lol

[hasty frigate]

All this cuz of one comment I made…

[pliant comet]

YM__

[wicked shuttle]

Yes but good luck getting people to be like that, most people have their personalities set by the time they hit the age to vote, hold council etc.

[wicked shuttle]

This 👆

[earnest star]

we continue to disagree

[upper flint]

no i ddont want to change my gender

[wicked shuttle]

and then they had to nerf him

[glacial marten]

F

[cerulean mortar]

People fanboying and saying the first are the reason we got snubbed out of Godwyn

[wise rose]

Godwyn litterally doesnt exist anymore his soul was destroyed, idk how they would be able to do something like that

[abstract maple]

You guys never had to fight pre nerf Rick solider of godrick 😧

[tranquil shoal]

This is literally the great lift that connects liurnia and altus plateau

[hasty frigate]

Ah, Rick soldier of God, a name I will never forget

[feral void]

My Tarnished after killing two gods but can't open doors faster than a glacier

[tardy hill]

Tbf having to fight Godwyn to put him down for good would waaaaay better than this yaoi minbreak incest bs we got

[daring summit]

Best doom x ER art

[tranquil shoal]

Patches when he saw Radahn

[stray vapor]

🗿

[mighty jewel]

💯

[frail palm]

I am a creative genious, look at how good i am at naming

[daring summit]

Some peoples do like putrefaction XD

[daring ermine]

i one tapped a merchant. for fun

[frail palm]

Varre, what have you been doing?

[daring ermine]

ur mom. JK JK JK JK

[frail palm]

they should make varre say that in ng+

[daring ermine]

dont ban me- gets banned

[wheat narwhal]

a sacrificing ritual is in order

[glacial marten]

sure is

[final basin]

Pickle🤔

If only i had giant…

[haughty valve]

just used my mimic tear to beat mimic tear without helping him and he got cooked

[long minnow]

I have learned that this icon is an ill omen

[swift goblet]

Continue it please

[wise rose]

I can read what it originally says. Do not continue that.

[swift goblet]

i cant

[trail raven]

My brother in Christ it is a racial slur

[plush tide]

i hope it stays that way because even if godwyn as prince of death became a boss they'd find a way to make him evil (and i prefer him as an example of how the lands between and golden lineage will ruin even the best people)

[wheat narwhal]

number of members

[static flicker]

Amazing