elden-fun

[scarlet cloud]

8 probably not too bad chill mostly but I may be pickpocketed by patches

[odd falcon]

3
I could use a hug

[scarlet cloud]

Ehhh u sure cuz it may cut off some years?

[odd falcon]

What makes you think dat?

[scarlet cloud]

Or mess up your health or something

[hasty frigate]

He would kick you off the plane as Gideon said some stupid stuff as you fell

[scarlet cloud]

Because if you get hugged you get a debuff

[odd falcon]

Just gotta use protection

[hasty frigate]

No amount of “endure” will save you from this one

[odd falcon]

I meant more like something latex

[scarlet cloud]

Also maybe the comfort could be interrupted by godrick cutting off his hand for whatever reason

[hasty frigate]

Oh, so like any average superhero suit?

[odd falcon]

Or the contraceptive vaginal suppositories, whatever they are called in English. Way better than condoms

[hasty frigate]

He wants a new fapping hand and he wants it now, he does not care if his grandpa is next to him, he will do it without hesitation

[scarlet cloud]

Pfffftttt

Also too he would scream a little too much and I would probably laugh

Idk what it is his scream makes me laugh

[hasty frigate]

Oh he would be laughing and screaming at the same time due to the sheer amount of dead dragons he has on board and the analogies he makes in his head

[scarlet cloud]

flight attendant: "sir you can't have a dead dragon on board it's too big"

[hasty frigate]

He sounds like he gargles toothpaste and then swallows while saying that it’s delicious

[hasty frigate]

“Well, a lowly flight attendant, playing as a pilot, I command thee KNEEL, I am the lord of all that is aviary! Also make a bigger plane not my problem”

[scarlet cloud]

I'm so sad there is no margit and morgott row

[mossy haven]

2 just so i can kick godrick's seat and watch as he does NOTHING about it

[scarlet cloud]

also too maybe too you can also be born anew with new looks for 20 hours being in front of ranalla

[hasty frigate]

It’s a shame, they would be calling us “of a piece” and telling us to “put these foolish ambitions to rest” while at the same time being scared for his life at the fact that he is about 45,000 feet in the air, that’s more feet than players that actually like him

[scarlet cloud]

I mean if you have a switch I feel margit would play smash with you

[mossy haven]

if morgott has 45 thousand fans i am one of them
if the world is against morgott, then i am against the world
if morgott has 1 fan, i am that one
if morgott has no fans, i am dead

[scarlet cloud]

Trying to teach you how to be good at the games

[hasty frigate]

True, he prolly mains cloud, due to the whole “restrained blood flame power” and the limit breaker mechanic cloud has, also, BIG SWORMD

[scarlet cloud]

You may get your ass wooped and he would try to make you quit smash

[hasty frigate]

I’m mostly talking about Margit and as a fight, not as a whole

[scarlet cloud]

1 would be very wholesome

[mossy haven]

sitting in basically any part of the right plane will result in an instant death as radahn and malenia destroy there half of the plane trying to kill eachother

[scarlet cloud]

No not ranni

[hasty frigate]

You might also destroy it in the process of chasing Patches for the 50 runes he just stole from you (ranni gave you that pocket money for some food after arriving)

[scarlet cloud]

You know what how about we change gidion for gostoc or whoever that man is that you meet at stormviel that stalks you

I'm trying think of a white mask verre row

[hasty frigate]

Ah yes, the other person that literally pick pockets your corpse and tries to lead you to your death, on a plane, that will surely end well

[hasty frigate]

Either Varre and Mohg, Varre and Ansbach, or Ansbach and Mohg

[scarlet cloud]

Who is ansbach

[hasty frigate]

An npc in the dlc, a loyal pureblood knight, he is also quite frankly one of the only npc’s I give all my true respect to

[scarlet cloud]

If it's dlc idk

I mean varre would tell you every hour or something "you are maidenless"

Oh god varre vs an incel

[hasty frigate]

He would tell you to jump off the plane while doing 20 flips just to say “you are fated it seems, to die in obscurity” while its anything but obscure

[scarlet cloud]

But yeah I think ranni and blaidd row is the best

[hasty frigate]

They are peaceful, as long as you never talked to selevus of course

But honestly, as an “Elden Lord” enjoyer, idk maybe 4 is the way to go

[scarlet cloud]

Why is the elden ring ones 20 hour flight

Also idk some of these so I'ma have to go 1, 3 or 7

Wait no 7 may suck because patches is behind

[hasty frigate]

I’m sitting in either 5 or 4, I need to either be near my precious boy Moore, or my true homie Igon

[hasty frigate]

And I took that personally

[mossy haven]

bb--b-b-bloodborne is.. c-c-coming to pc tommorrow... i-i swear... tru-trust me...

[hasty frigate]

It’s ok grandpa, just sit back down, take your meds and then have your dinner

[odd falcon]

Remember, canonically both Igon and Hornsent stink something fierce

[brave depot]

i'm pretty sure a lot of elden ring characters do

[odd falcon]

Sir Ansbach, Melina, Roderika, and Sellen smell good, probably

Malenia stinks of rot, Leda of blood, Patches, Igon, and Hornsent of crap, Moore of rot also, Thiollier of poison, Ofnir is just so smug its worse than stench

[brave depot]

"My lord brother, a second boss fight has been nerfed"

[odd falcon]

Such a shame

[waxen gorge]

Is there a weapon trading channel

Non of my friends play Elden Ring I need two weapons then I'll be set

[regal frigate]

You need to link your account to discord

[waxen gorge]

Oh can you help me

Explain it please

[regal frigate]

What platform are you on?

[waxen gorge]

PlayStation 4

[regal frigate]

So link your PlayStation account to discord and pick the channel in the channel list

[waxen gorge]

K let me look up a video on how to link it I'll brb

[shrewd finch]

people who say 7😭

[upper pulsar]

8 is cool but uncomfy

[hasty frigate]

Gideon on a plane is the equivalent of a Redditor in a preschool, telling you fake facts, useless information, and corrects you for every single letter you mispronounce

[gleaming delta]

got to the point i had to get out the katanas

[scenic tiger]

2, because you can just sleep through the whole flight

[alpine wolf]

5, I'm sure Roderika and Florissax would just shut the hell up and enjoy the flight

[hasty frigate]

You forgot about Patches, diagonally across you and ready to either kick you off the plane literally, or steal the 50 runes ranni gave you for food and run down the hallway

[alpine wolf]

The +25 star fists in my pocket:

[hasty frigate]

The seal in my back pocket ready to cast Orbital Strike on the plane with no hesitation

Anyway, imma go sleep, gn all

[fiery venture]

fr

[alpine wolf]

Saying that today of all days X)

[brave depot]

wardrobe warrior vyke

[rapid peak]

Spotify be wildin with these

Why do these playlists exist 😭

[edgy pulsar]

Maliketh be like

[fiery venture]

freaky👅

[rapid peak]

freaky is NOT a genre 😭 🙏

[flint pewter]

someone's never played bloodborne

[rapid peak]

xD

[fiery venture]

bloodborne is freaky?😭

[odd falcon]

I imagine Godfrey doesn’t even realize Radagon is a man. He just likes to grab red hair from behind

[brave depot]

it's like Baki's dad, he's so manly that every other man looks like a woman to him

[glass root]

2

i'd love to sit beside my sleepy boi Thiollier

[gleaming delta]

8 so i can sucker punch gideon and say ot was an accident

[sturdy knoll]

Guys

What happened to hewg why does not remember me or Rodericko

[earnest star]

can you think of anything you did recently?

[sturdy knoll]

Killed gaint

Then went to meet him and he started talking weird and I thought he was gonna die so I killed malkefth to try and save him

[daring summit]

welp, if you started Farum Azula the poor man is forgetting stuff :/

[onyx arrow]

Old codger

[earnest star]

you sort of set the whole world on fire and consequently his chains are destroyed. the chains could be a symbol of his ties to marika, who could he the “her” he mentions being terrified of. it might be that losing the chains caused him to lose who he is.

but he is still going to help you. if you talk to roderika the spirit tuner she tells you something about him refusing to leave despite the fire.

[sturdy knoll]

It's on sight with marika

[gusty sierra]

did u sniff scadutree fragments

[fiery venture]

gay godfrey and lesbian rennala🙀

technically canon

[ivory rivet]

Godfrey decides he wants to be as masculine as possible

[fiery venture]

godfrey just like me (radagon is hot)

[odd falcon]

Divine Ascension cannot turn bodies to ash, the Hornsent massacre was an inside job!

[odd falcon]

If I had Marika climb on me I'd be too busy to fight anyome for a few centuries

[glacial marten]

hmm

[odd falcon]

Nah, OG meme is still peak

[hasty frigate]

99 str, 99 faith, 99 endurance, and 99 arcane required to do so (arcane because we all know what she did)

[hallow orbit]

wild

[hallow orbit]

totally 8. would love to talk to the allknowing. plus melania isnt bad

[torpid kayak]

Not relatable

[mortal stag]

I won

But in the end, The bloodsucking tear is always the real winner

[tender rock]

bloodsucking tear solos

[mortal stag]

Fr

[brave depot]

gg

[steady linden]

either 1 or 6

[nocturne cobalt]

If there’s ever a day I don’t pick 7 in this then I want y’all to hold a funeral for me because my brain has stopped functioning

2 is tempting because they’d just sleep and not bother me but I need to stay loyal to Meli Meli

[hasty frigate]

Blaimdd

[gleaming delta]

Hampter

[primal terrace]

Pov guts from berserk

[umbral mirage]

No word rhymes with husband.

You're welcome.

[hasty frigate]

Accustomed I think

[valid haven]

oh yeah?? what about lusband?? boom gottem

i’m sorry

[keen nexus]

LMSH reference in World of Warcraft

[hasty frigate]

So THAT’S what’s in Alexander, i thought it was dead bodies the whole time, how could I be so stupid, he’s our precious peppy little bean

[willow finch]

thats why hes so cutie patootie cuz the beans hes the bean lord

[hasty frigate]

He fights us in a duel in Farum Azula cuz he thinks we’re made out of beans as well, what a silly little chap

[willow finch]

the lump of flesh is just beans 😳 (i never fought him cuz i love him so)

[hasty frigate]

I did fight him cuz I thought, why not give him a proper honourable duel, he just drops a giant bean

[willow finch]

when he jumped down i lost him his great rune gives u magic beans

[hasty frigate]

His great rune covers you in bean, giving you immortality to anything not covered in bean as well, what a guy he is, our true Elden Bean

[willow finch]

thats the LIQUID that comes out when u hit him when hes stuck bean juice

[hasty frigate]

Right, I’m so dumb, how could I forget? That was the Bean tear he gives you that lasts until you die (lmao)

[willow finch]

hes my little bean need to give him an honorable death this play through

[hasty frigate]

And remember, since he’s baked beans, fire will only give him a huge buff

[willow finch]

what if the beans burn :/

[hasty frigate]

Then they instantly get replaced with better beans, the burnt bean only occurs if you use black flame

[willow finch]

this is the burnt beans

[hasty frigate]

Oh yeah, that’s if in the off chance, they don’t have a spare can of Heinz with them, it’s a true shame when they forget

[willow finch]

what are the exploding jars of?! spicy beans 😳

[hasty frigate]

They’re made of burrito beans fresh from Taco Bell, if by fresh I mean 500 years expired

[willow finch]

the jars are mean imma eat them

[hasty frigate]

Hope it all goes down well, I’ll say that much

[willow finch]

minus alexander my bean

[hasty frigate]

He cannot be affected by such trivial means, only true gods may have even a mere taste of his beans

Oh yeah, what’s your fav weapon?

[willow finch]

nooo i wanna eat his beans (i cant use all caps smh)

[hasty frigate]

It’s annoying I know, but we must earn a taste of his bean, we must murder Miquella in cold blood

[willow finch]

ive only used one my entire play through

[hasty frigate]

What was it?

[willow finch]

erm the greatsword? i think

[hasty frigate]

Also the whole 30 secs of slow mode kinda annoying honestly.

[hasty frigate]

Ah, a person of taste, the user of the very sword of Nuts from Berk

[willow finch]

ikr gettin on my nerves plus my helmet is ugly ive been looking for a better one the prisoners mask

[hasty frigate]

I really like the Euporia honestly, it truly feels godly, like as if it had really fallen from grace

[hasty frigate]

Perhaps, you can kill a knight or two, I hear they have good helmets

[willow finch]

ive gon through one and a half play throughs aand still havent found a better one

[hasty frigate]

Damn, idk maybe the nights cavalry helmet? Idk, I just find drip and I put it on, like Moore’s armour, and I defeated him in the gank fight, not telling him to be sad forever, I’m a warmonger, not a monster.

[willow finch]

id have to show u my guy some day

[hasty frigate]

Perhaps in Elden fashion you can

And I’ve thought for like 3 seconds, maybe the Duelists helm?

Idk, I found the Oathseeker’s set and the Death Knight set pretty drippy

One more suggestion, the navy hood you get from the Noble’s set if you have it, I think that’s a really good looking helmet/hat

[willow finch]

i have like no armor

[hasty frigate]

Well, there isn’t much that fits with no armour, maybe the mushroom crown if you like, or even dare I say, the Elden Lord helm, or the blood soaked helm

[willow finch]

hmm we should be friends :3

[hasty frigate]

Can’t really, not allowed

[willow finch]

awh

[hasty frigate]

It’s a shame I know, but I’ve been forbid to do so

[willow finch]

zad

[hasty frigate]

Tis a travesty I am aware, but hey, at least we still have memes

[willow finch]

i have but 3 elden ring memes

[hasty frigate]

Need not worry, I have many

[latent lynx]

So it appears the most infamous boss in the game is also an Amazon driver XD

[hasty frigate]

Good luck, your front door may just be a fog gate and once you enter, you have to take the package from her hands to stop the fight, but if you don’t, 57 consort radahns will spawn and nuke your ass

[regal frigate]

Gata pay for the unalloyed gold somehow

[hasty frigate]

Miquella in that damn crippling debt from making the prosthetic parts, the needle, and the extra runes it cost him to make Mohg’s body look like Radahn’s

[simple rock]

Got flowerpot from temu 😂 it is genius

[latent lynx]

Gross

[fallen hornet]

Not my tierlist.

[proper leaf]

Ultimate flex

[daring summit]

Unless it's hyper bleed build

[rapid peak]

Accurate

[spice gulch]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[proven hinge]

1

[proven hinge]

2

[wary talon]

I can hear the frying pan sound effect

[proven hinge]

“TWANG”

[hasty frigate]

Calmest faith/strength build talking to the most sane bleed build:
(The bleed guy procced bleed that’s why the faith/strength guy fell over at the end)

[proven hinge]

If they don’t live long enough to Proc, it’s fine.

[hasty frigate]

Damn, full strength?

[proven hinge]

Lmao pinos form
Ultra kill

[hasty frigate]

pRePArE THysElF

[proven hinge]

Pure hate

STRENGHTTTTTT, (originally I was pure strength/dexterity, I then leveled faith to for buffs n stuff)

[hasty frigate]

You seem more like a str/dex person not a bleed build, otherwise your arcane would be at 99 too

I’m a faith/arcane just because I like to cast incants like crazy and sometimes make a build I call “the status guy” for being summoned

[proven hinge]

Ion do bleed to often, it’s strong n all
But I tend to kill most things before it procs and bosses… well if I hate the boss I use bleed for my dismounter or whatever but usually not

[proven hinge]

😭 “the status guy”

[hasty frigate]

I was gonna call myself originally “Bill Nye the Status Guy” but it was too long so it was either “Bill Nye” or “the status guy”

[proven hinge]

Neither of these builds CAN even use bleed, (I am NOT gonna try and apply bleed thru parrying.)

[proven hinge]

Hmmm. Would have gone hard, it’s a shame the names gotta be so short

[hasty frigate]

I would use for “the status guy” an occult nagikiba with blood projectile aow, I would have rotten butterflies for rot, borealis’ mist for frost, swarm of flies for extra bleed, pest thread spears for extra damage and pressure, and that’s how I would fight, apply rot, and go to town with the boss

[proven hinge]

“I’ll parry him for su-“

[hasty frigate]

I would also have a lightning spell, a healing spell and a buffing spell

[proven hinge]

I have NEVER seen rotten butterfly’s work. I genuinely just jump up in there and Cruz them to death. For PVE… idk.. doesn’t seem.. it’s to slow I’d say. If you make it work I’m impressed ofc.

[hasty frigate]

I mainly get summoned for Bayle anyway, he ain’t going nowhere, and I gotta keep that variety

[proven hinge]

Lightning is good, used to have a build around that… it’s sad that it doesn’t match with frost

[proven hinge]

Really? Folk struggle with Bayle? I mean he ain’t easy for nothing, he’s hard, but not … like commander gaius. I really liked his fight

[hasty frigate]

Now that I think about it, I have Thiollier’s set and the Pata, I could become the Thiollier that had enough, put bleed on it, and all my other stuff, still call it the status guy tho, and Bayle’s a fun fight honestly I don’t mind helping others, tho my first ever successful summon time was with Midra, wasn’t that bad

[proven hinge]

I think Summoning is good, and can be very fun. Pata… has always been a pvp weapon for me. Atleast now since they were nerfed and aren’t super op, I can use them
Without feeling all to bad. Thing is, most folk don’t know they can be used to parry, so I be getting some
Nasty poise breaks

[hasty frigate]

Also tip to any people using summons in this server, DONT SUMMON TWO PEOPLE, you make it worse for yourself. I’ll make the Pata work with my build for summoning, and if I really had enough, I would put on black flame, and I forgot, I also have black blade for my “status guy” build cuz I count the destined death as a status of sorts

[hasty frigate]

I was luckily able to beat him twice before nerf, lucky me

[proven hinge]

Same here, tho once with the most atrocious build, wasn’t even good, genuinely put everything into defense

[hasty frigate]

I did both with jolly cooperation, cuz it’s no fun doing it just by myself, I want a fellow companion to feel the thrill of battle as well, I honestly summoned on him the first time cuz I only got the dlc the day after release and didn’t know anything, and I can say that PCR was the first ever boss to drive me to summon ever in the whole game (online summoning that is)

[hasty frigate]

I mean, at least he should be proper fun now, and actually challenging instead of just bs, tho I will miss his beginning attack

[hasty frigate]

Hey I have a question for you all, what’s your favourite weapon from base game or dlc? Personally, the Rellana twin swords just stuck to me, given I didn’t use them much I just love their design and concept, and now that they’re buffed I can give them a proper go

[bitter anchor]

Beast claws and Rellana's twin blades.

[hasty frigate]

Respectable, I saw the beast claws and went, these seem pretty cool. And indeed they were, nice move set, cool design, good enough skill and damage, it’s a good weapon and it knows it.

[alpine wolf]

I'm learning to respect any weapon with a crisp but kinda luggish moveset. Say, a spear, thrusting sword, or a claymore style greatsword

For pve though, Star Fists are not only good but also just a good weapon to express your skill with. It's a certified tweaker's weapon

[hasty frigate]

The Star Fists are one of if not the strongest weapon in all of ER, I’m not exaggerating, that thing is so damn strong, it’s insane. But yeah, good weapon choice man

[alpine wolf]

I love how Star Fists are always gonna be a sleeper pick that's lowkey stronger than the whole cast. It isn't as impressive as the other weapons so it wouldn't be the subject of many youtube videos

But it has THE fastest charged heavy, which means a lot when you use all of the buffs available for them. Having the fastest of any attack that you can buff is insane

[hasty frigate]

It also has some poise damage on those fast heavy attacks equivalent to a god damn colossal weapon, and with crag blade, it doesn’t really help it stay humble, it’s got the fastest charged heavy we’ve seen, some of the highest poise I’ve seen taken down by like 3 or 4 star fist heavies. This thing is like 2 infinity gauntlets but all the sockets are filled with power stones.

[tardy hill]

And like most bossed in DLC, Bayle is infinitely easier to fight without coop summons, because

Over 100k hp

[proven hinge]

Longer fight ain’t bad

[tardy hill]

Unless he jumps all over the place and host dies half way through
Seriously, I want whoever gave DLC bosses blackflame resistance publicly hanged on the lantern by the balls

[hasty frigate]

On a winter lantern, a winter lantern fly, or those frenzy winter lanterns we have in the dlc?

[feral void]

84 days ago this masterpiece of a voice line came out

[hasty frigate]

And we know damn well it’ll stay a master piece even at 100 days

[tardy hill]

The frenzied one, for maximum pain

[hasty frigate]

Perfect, and get another one to just stare at him for that passive madness buildup as a little sum extra

You know what? That isn’t enough, on top of that, put the sword of damnnation on that man’s head just like Midra, I feel it’s well deserved after all

[tardy hill]

Y E S

[hasty frigate]

We need Micheal Zaki himself to be standing there as well being like “Consort Radahn, pre nerf double slice his dignity”

[hasty frigate]

In a way, you’re not wrong here

[shrewd finch]

backhand blades/fire kngiht greatsword

[hasty frigate]

So either a fan of the op stuff (kinda), or just like their concepts or designs right?

[shrewd finch]

concepts and designs such fun movesets

[hasty frigate]

Alr, cuz I thought you would be a fan of the op weapons the second I heard those weapons, guess my suspicions were wrong thank god

[umbral arrow]

either euporia from the dlc or silurias tree from base game as they are both very unique, cool and can dish out really good damage

[hasty frigate]

I love the idea of Euporia essentially being a weapon befitting of a god, only to fall from grace, as have many others in the game, but can be restored by the thrill of battle again

[umbral arrow]

i do wish we could have gotten more color variations of the big lasers though, cause we only have the green of comet azur and yellow from euporia

cause the deep blue comet azur originally had was extremely pretty

[hasty frigate]

Isn’t Comet Azur the same type of blue/cyan that all the other glintstone sorceries but slightly darker

[umbral arrow]

yea i think so

[hasty frigate]

Ok, I was just confused as to why you said green and wanted to verify, I get easily confused

[umbral arrow]

but all the other primordial sorceries have the deep blue that comet azur had in development, which i think was supposed to signify a primordial sorcery

[uneven wedge]

godslayer's greatsword for me

[hasty frigate]

True, but then they’ll say something like “Azur wears the same type of glintstone you see in the typical glintstone pebble, so Comet Azur will just be the usual weird blue abomination we call a knockoff Kamehameha today”

[soft latch]

damn

[thick coyote]

it's only p1

[soft latch]

damn

[hazy rapids]

😫

[onyx arrow]

If you ask that here, you or only going to get one answer. But yes, as far as souls games go you can do a lot more to make up for your lack of experience in Elden ring.

I really think you should just find a weapon you like and build around that, but generally strength builds are easy to get behind.

[serene jetty]

It's the best weapon Kakarot

[regal frigate]

Mod?

[gleaming delta]

that gifeon ofnir quiz bandai namco held a while ago, winning that gabe you some cool pics

[glass root]

me too (I cheesed him)

[scenic tiger]

I beat him legitimately. Took years off my life, but worth it.

[nimble basalt]

The royal greatsword

[nimble basalt]

The one The wolf guy uses

[scenic tiger]

Big stick

[silver haven]

Same (I cheesed the hell out of him)

[spice stag]

Same (I used a glitch)

[silver haven]

Mf never even saw me

I used the unseen form, assassin’s gambit, two hefty rot pot, and mimic veil strategy

[spice stag]

Hold up did u use the same glitch?

[spice stag]

Yeaaa that's what I did

[silver haven]

It’s not cheating if it’s in the game

I was not going to spend hours fighting Mr. Light beam McLaggypants

[spice stag]

Real same mindset I had

[silver haven]

If Fromsoft wants us to fight bosses, then they should make good bosses, which many of the DLC bosses are to be fair.

Artificial difficulty ≠ good boss design

[uneven wedge]

Not so many tho. Like I said, they should exploit less the just roll for immunity and more into real mecanics imo. Just my opinion as a mmo player. They could exploit a lot there

[silver haven]

Yes

[thick coyote]

Messmer perfect

[silver haven]

Yes, he was

Challenging but not impossible

[thick coyote]

There's no such thing as the impossible, it's just something that no one has managed to do yet.

[silver haven]

Start flying using just your arms

[thick coyote]

One day I will get there

[silver haven]

Lol

[short valve]

Anyone else have their save file deleted when they updated their seamless co op mod? 🥹😭

[stiff jacinth]

real

[hasty frigate]

Damn you look like Hourah Loux in this shot

[umbral mirage]

I've played through Elden Ring several times, but every time I reach the end, I quit and start a new game rather than actually finishing. Why? Radagon and Elden Beast suck balls.

[coral trellis]

My favorite boss😔

[spiral bay]

Ight check this shid out y'all

BOLT of BAYLE (idk y tf I can't just do all caps)

Someone pls give me some sort of reaction 🥲

Like there's no way I'm the only one who thinks this is sick asf

[spice gulch]

What part of that is sick

Oh wow you used an extremely good aow to kill a pretty weak boss. Good job

[spiral bay]

The fact that it's orange dude

Wtf is ur problem dude. Y tf u think I was spamming it? It looks awesome

[spice gulch]

Oh. Then I guess that's kinda cool?

[spiral bay]

Bruh

[spice gulch]

Why do I think you were spamming it? Because you literally did no other attacks lmao that's like the definition of spamming

[spiral bay]

Dude I meant the reason behind me spamming it, not whether I was spamming it or jot

[spiral bay]

And like, I've never seen this kinda thing before. Like no duh I'm gonna find it cool

It literally stands out so much too

I honestly do not understand people rn

I'm out

[spice stag]

It does look awesome ngl the effects on sum weapons are actually insane

[raven briar]

POV: Ornstein

[alpine wolf]

WHOA thats genuinely so sick

[earnest star]

is it only orange in jagged peak?

[daring summit]

radagon is good, but sometimes the hitbox are a bit janky, the beast is awfull, run away every 5 pico seconds, can sometime do attacks you cannot see because she's too big ect....

[regal frigate]

Bolt of bayle? I thought it was Bolt of grandpa or smth like that

[earnest star]

it’s gransaxx i think? and normally it’s a different color i believe and bayle’s presence makes it orange.

[brave depot]

bolt of gransaxx yes

[nimble basalt]

More like gransex amiright

[viscid copper]

@pliant escarp maybe elden ring the friends we made in the way

[raven briar]

Btw 🇬🇷 is the greatest country on earth

[viscid copper]

i dont get it but okey good for you i guess

[hexed flax]

LMFAO

[gleaming delta]

Its not because kratos keeps trying to kill the gods there and hence making every sunday the end of the world

[fiery venture]

i just killed shabriri lmao

[feral parrot]

You mean YOU DON'T want to let chaos take the world?

[fiery venture]

im doing age of stars (although im a vyke simp)

[feral parrot]

Does shabriri drop his armor

[fiery venture]

Yup that was why i killed him

[wise rose]

You do it for the drip. And you don’t kill Yura cause he is a chad

[alpine wolf]

Gotta beat the dogsht out of Shabriri every run out of principle

He's cool but is also insane

[coral trellis]

His chest piece is also one of my favorites lol

[brave depot]

he's not just insane, he's insanity incarnate

[lean rapids]

Looks epic

[lean rapids]

2 because Trina and Thiolier might share that deep-purple zaza

[edgy pulsar]

Ah yes, pain

[shrewd finch]

looks cool I would be using the build as well except i wouldnt get time to use this aow in boss fights

[daring summit]

this is cursed

[feral void]

Not orintstien and smough 😭

[limpid basin]

Smorinstien and Orough

[spice gulch]

Small Smough is giving me nightmares tonight

[proven hinge]

“TWANG”

[vapid matrix]

bouta fight consort radhan for the first time wish me luck gang 🙏

[inland storm]

do not take your girl to Cleveland

[uneven wedge]

Good luck mate

[proven hinge]

Good luck sir

[daring summit]

good luck

[spark shore]

No goodluck will save you

[vapid matrix]

nuh uh * fully charged euporia vortex’s you *

[scenic tiger]

O' Death

[crisp dawn]

@runic frost

[raven briar]

soreinstein and ough

[pulsar tundra]

From one of Skumnut‘s recent randomized runs

Thought it was pretty funny ||rellana the all knowing lmao, perfect stance and everything ||

[wise rose]

I didn't even notice at first 😂

[blissful kettle]

if we're already talking about skumnut...

[primal terrace]

I'm just gonna leave this here

[silver haven]

😭

[jagged ember]

Chat is this real?

[ornate karma]

if victory pops on screen and you get the souls (even if it blackscreens right after) then the victory sticks lmao

[spice gulch]

Problem is the boss is still alive

[ornate karma]

if your not doing a specific run, just bleed phase 1 and death blade incant spam phase 2

[proven hinge]

Yes.

[jagged ember]

Amazing

[proven hinge]

Let’s just say.. nuts from berk

[jagged ember]

I want nuts to rearrange my guts with his massive sword

[proven hinge]

“Nah id nuts”

[jagged ember]

My favorite nuts line is the classic "my dear fellow Griffin would you kindly unhand my lady?"

[proven hinge]

My favorite is when he goes nuts and berserks all over the place

[jagged ember]

"oh hell nah kaska these berks are laced with fentanyl"

[proven hinge]

Whar

[cerulean mortar]

Real af

[primal terrace]

Dude is lady farnese

[inland storm]

someone needs to lock Skumnut up

[ripe gulch]

im genuinley surprised why this youtuber isnt banned, considering they have what is almost porn in all of their videos

[thorny talon]

Need

[shy oak]

Real

[uncut cove]

@strong cloak

[strong cloak]

This is painfully inaccurate,

[sick tinsel]

if i got a quarter for every time something sexual came up just three videos down when searching for something fromsoft related i could buy a private island and make the lands between real
it is disgusting

[ripe gulch]

it very much is

[silver haven]

To this day, this is still the funniest thing I’ve seen from someone’s Elden Ring pvp chat

I just know that this guy has absolutely no fun while playing PVP

Calling people bad for using mechanics that were purposefully put into the game is insane

[steady linden]

I, as a magic build, approve of pointing down after the magic spam or using L2s. How dare I use specifically what my character is about?

[elder echo]

Caelid dog

[steady linden]

this dog does 11640 dmg per second

[gleaming solstice]

it's not panic-rolling i'm just buffering a dodge
but seriously, that's peak copium

[brisk ferry]

youtube is kinda like that for some reason, you can get away with so much stuff its insane

[gleaming solstice]

imagine malding over your opponent lightrolling

[mighty magnet]

Ignore me being bad but the falx are so goooooood

[vivid oar]

The mysterious inner workings of a Soulslike fanatic

[naive island]

i said fashion but uh ok lul nice nose makes me think of nigel thornberry

[hasty frigate]

What are the odds of this?

[mighty magnet]

Why did this send twice

[ivory rivet]

This honestly doesn't really seem that bad compared to what others have done

I mean we got one guy straight sending nsfw models with AI voices about Ranni getting "big"

frankly it doesn't really matter since it's rated mature

I mean sure you'd expect blood and guts for this game but uhh fandom stuff

[oak galleon]

I still think the executioner sword is the goat for mohg

[daring summit]

Smell like skill issue from him

[umbral mirage]

I'd bet that being super strict & serious is how the guy has fun. Some people are just funny like that.

[glad torrent]

fatahh dog

[manic hatch]

Torrent after 500 rowa

[worthy stone]

Ornstein just looks kinda like dragonrider like that

At least that’s what I saw

[ivory rivet]

Rate the fit

[brave depot]

pretty dope

[scenic tiger]

Needs less shield

More colossal sword

[ivory rivet]

but Sword and Shield combo is awesome

[silver haven]

I love her videos, there are some really weird books out there

Nikki Carreon is like the Saberspark of books. She reads really horrible books so other people don’t have to

She’s also made movie reviews, TV reviews, etc. However, she’s only been making these long videos for two years, so there’s only like 35 videos on her channel

[pine sonnet]

Weird I think this book is the most normal thing

[vapid matrix]

youtube is downbad dude, they’ve been keeping prn on the website since forever

[umbral mirage]

But heaven forbid the wrong music plays in the background.

[silver haven]

Bro, it’s literally just a person using AI voices to talk about Elden Ring

[pine sonnet]

The videos are weird but far from prn

[silver haven]

Why are people acting like it’s some suggestive, horrible thing? It’s literally just pngs of Elden Ring women talking about sorceries, patches, PVP, weapons, and stuff.

[scenic tiger]

Sword and sword combo

[umbral mirage]

Can confirm.

[vapid matrix]

mb gang was just agreeing with bro

[gilded kindle]

godrick says playing as a lord 3 min's later cuts off his arm

[drifting cove]

O, Horn-deck’d beast, from higher sphere deliver’d.
Take root inside the tower’s sculpted keepers.
And perch’d within, we beg of thee; rise.
Dance and cavort, cleanse all that thou wilt.
Cruelty, woe, and those who plague the tower.
Cleanse away the strumpet’s vile progeny.

[proven hinge]

Guess what I use.

[brazen herald]

Faith Dexterity

[proven hinge]

Hatred

[brazen herald]

Ah
Cringe

[proven hinge]

): mean

[spice gulch]

That inv is making my physically sick

[proven hinge]

Strength/Dexterity on top

[proven hinge]

Just don’t think about it to hard

[brazen herald]

Lack of Quality AoW weapons makes you casual

[proven hinge]

I’ve got like 400 hours in the game and idc about “quality” ash of wars, I’m having fun and that’s all that matters

[brazen herald]

True, but don't post your build and act surprised if you get called out

[proven hinge]

What do you mean called out?

[brazen herald]

This
I 100% agree

[feral void]

It's terminal I'm afraid

[proven hinge]

?? Sorry that I’m not min maxing? Wasn’t are posting it was me submitting it to be graded

[spice gulch]

You need to be put down 🙏

[proven hinge]

Mfs can not let people run a non meta build I swear

[brazen herald]

It's not min maxing, it's that you're indecisive and have too much clutter

[proven hinge]

I like my stuff, the knife is decoration. Plus, if I got the space imma use it

[brazen herald]

iow
Use your fuggen pouch

[proven hinge]

Ion use that thing

[proven hinge]

Peak Charakter

[tender gulch]

We weren’t even talking about Elden ring at that moment it killed me 😂😂

[brazen herald]

Hence why you must be put down

[proven hinge]

Excuse me for not not bothering with an inventory option 😭

[gleaming delta]

They nerfed the melee speed of seals bruh

[proven hinge]

Why??

[fickle adder]

am i trippin or is this the exact sound that dragons make in er

[gleaming delta]

yes, that is lmao

[proven hinge]

Nah you not tripping, das 100% deities

[feral void]

Uhh

[umbral mirage]

Victory failed successfully

[frozen burrow]

“Mightiest Demigod of the Shattering” yeah right eat my h o b o s t i c k

[trim thunder]

we cant go to stormviel leonard, base margit is there!

[earnest star]

it is very simple. put any ash of war that can have frost on the uchi. level the stats it says it scales with (dexterity for physical damage, intelligence for magic damage, dex scaling will be best).

that’s it. chilling mist adds frost to the weapon so it’s best if you want fast buildups.

[proven hinge]

😭 Morgoat

[strong cloak]

Base Margit is in there! I better keep my ass in Sellia, OR I'M FINISHED‼️‼️

[shrewd finch]

This wallpaper is so fire

[gleaming delta]

yoo that‘s fire!

[shrewd finch]

bayle my afv boss as well

[feral void]

I am setting this as my wallpaper immediately

[woven hawk]

Playing my randomizer and she has no pants??

[umbral mirage]

goldmask's "pants" maybe?

[glass root]

give Rya her pants back 😭

[proven hinge]

I’m saddened that Elden ring never gave us a real connection to torrent. Like how in red dead some actually cried when their horse died, and we all just call torrent a dumb prick when he (and usually us to) dies to fall damage or something

Like, this a normal reaction to your red dead horse dying.

[umbral mirage]

Torrent never dies, he just falls over in your pocket until you rest up or splash red juice onto him.

[brave depot]

he dies in one ending

[proven hinge]

Hmmmm juice box 😋

[daring summit]

whut? + what means torrent is actualy a living entity at the first time :/
He's litteraly summoned by a ring whistle made out of gold and cannot get status effects (why no torrent in the lake of rot )

[brave depot]

torrent is a spirit and thus can only be killed by the frenzied flame

[proven hinge]

I love torrent

[daring summit]

right XD

[mighty magnet]

Ah yes I can survive falling down into Putrescent knights arena but this kills me

[spice stag]

Skill issue (it happens to the best of us😔)

[hasty frigate]

Ayo, who’s calling me at this time of da- SAUL GOODMAN INTENSIFIES

[jade raven]

Ahh... free at last. O Marika, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the gaze of the greater will. Tarnished, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against the lands between are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... is DEATH.

[proven hinge]

Ultra ring?

[hasty frigate]

I approve

[spice gulch]

500 rot pots

[proven hinge]

Pinos what is your opinion on the current rune inflation in the lands between? How should Leyndel bank react?

[hasty frigate]

Too many people at the farms of Mohgwyn Palace, we need to shut them down, they’re taking too much of our profits

[proven hinge]

But Marika tells us we are to blame the omen and Hornset for this crisis

[hasty frigate]

She’s gotten delusional since the hornsent showed up to her village and raided the place for experimentation, she says everything she does is for “the greater good of all living things”

[proven hinge]

Hmm… this vexes me.

[hasty frigate]

She will say anything to keep a good image, but at this point we all know she’s lying, she fcked up the entirety of society just to say “for the greater good of things” she’s the reason that we had Miquella show up and have the massive increase in giant ant population

[jade raven]

the omen are victims, shunned for their "Lack of grace" but its clear the share the golden shine in their eyes even moreso than most

[proven hinge]

I see. Death to Marika.

[proven hinge]

Justice for Mohg and Morgott

[hasty frigate]

Just wait till I’m separated, then you get the go ahead, after all, I don’t want to be lost in the process, I actually care about our world and try to build it to the absolute best it can be

[proven hinge]

Yes my liege

[hasty frigate]

We will send many tarnished to the Mohgwyn Palace, not for the whole “Albanauric lives matter” thing again, but with signs of apology to Mohg and signs of peace

[hasty frigate]

Alright, I have spoken with Marika, we are now fully separated, you may go and give her your worst

[proven hinge]

I’ll send him some rings for his horns
(I love my screenshots)

[proven hinge]

Yippie 😋 jolly well, Good sir.

I’m also low key in class rn. Boggart sketch go.

[hasty frigate]

(They’re very good screenshots) The rings should hopefully help with bringing peace between us, but if it offends him, we will send our immediate and most sincere apologies to him and the Dynasty, for now, I shall speak with Morgott about all this, hope this movement goes as smooth as it can

[proven hinge]

🔥👍 go pinos

[hasty frigate]

Seriously tho, if I was a president or prime minister for wherever we are (example I live in Australia), I would make sure to do my utmost to keep our country safe, secure, and to not have all this corrupt nonsense all of us go through, I would not submit I corruption, and if anyone were to try and call me out, go ahead, I’ll be ready to respond. I would make sure that the people are safe, the land is safe, but most importantly, that we as a whole are safe and happy with all this.

[proven hinge]

I’d vote for aussie pinos, put the housing prices down in Canberra and Melbourne please

This class boring ahh

[hasty frigate]

Oh absolutely, it’s horrible here in Melbourne, 2 mil all for what? A tiny house with 2 rooms, 1 bathroom, and NO BACKYARD, man I’m lucky I’m renting what’s basically a mini-mansion

[proven hinge]

It’s as bad as Munich, if not worse. Atleast the aussie indie-music industry is doing well now, it’s just insane
How much it costs to live anywhere that isn’t the outback’s left buttcrack

[hasty frigate]

Inflation crazy, but hey, at least we don’t have to deal with squatters that’s all imma say for that part, but yeah, if you want a house like that, I’m making it like 900 grand, take it or leave it, and honestly, when I can, more importantly IF I can, I would move out and go to live in the country, like they got it good there you know what I mean

[proven hinge]

It’s a shame honestly, so many things don’t NEED to cost how much they do, just because some folk hog so much others have less. Like I’m pretty privileged, I have no fear for my life, I know no hunger I know no fear. I live safe and happy. And I think everybody could have that, if we as a species weren’t so damn stupid and Hageld about “pride” and “borders” and so on

[hasty frigate]

I feel like at this point, our society is just as bad if not worse than what they got going in the lands between, like at least they have gods to pray to, we out here fighting for the stupidest reasons and the legit ones just get shrugged off, like I have so many complaints about society as a whole rn that I don’t think I can fit it all into this one little server

[proven hinge]

It’s probably.. also not the place, but you can certainly DM me about it, I’m very interested in politics.

Long live the tarnished.

[hasty frigate]

I want to just say btw, recently in America, a group of LGBT people took down a no u turn sign because they thought it was offensive, and people were APPLAUDING FOR THAT, also someone was speaking about this literally named Maebe A. Girl. Why, just why. Little do they know, they will be the ones taking responsibility for all the crashes, accidents, and deaths that happen in that neighbourhood because of this, they need to know, they will pay for their pettiness

[proven hinge]

🏷️

Pinos, I recommend DMs, tho interesting, politics are still not best at place in a Elden ring server. But go ahead at your own discretion

[hasty frigate]

Oh yeah, this whole thing called “Passport Boys” exist btw, Passport Boys are American men that moved to other countries to look for love due to the women there having basically standards Jesus would be looking up at, they normally do find who they look for and live happy, I’m glad I live in Australia and not America, imagine getting shot for using a leaf blower, that happened in America

[proven hinge]

It’s also British men etc, there are awful men in every country

[hazy inlet]

What time is in your country?

[hasty frigate]

8:52

[hazy inlet]

12:53

[hasty frigate]

Pm btw

[proven hinge]

😭 it’s same, for me, it’s so over. Still have another 6 hour of classes. (Your in Germany then?)

[hazy inlet]

No we use normal time in poland xd for example 23:30

[proven hinge]

Polish I see

[hasty frigate]

Ah, 24 hour time then? That’s normal

[hazy inlet]

Yes

[proven hinge]

24 hour > pm/am

[hasty frigate]

And honestly, I wanna learn German, it seems like a good language

[hazy inlet]

A bit hard but i can agree

[hasty frigate]

It would also be funny to curse out at my friends and they’re just confused cuz they don’t know what it means, that would be funny as hell

[proven hinge]

It’s not 😭 it’s stupid beyond comprehension, and I speak it.

[hasty frigate]

Still infinitely better than French, we can all agree

[hazy inlet]

If u wanna confuse your friends learn polish

[proven hinge]

That’s… litteraly every language.
Only word you need to know in German is:
Bier
And in polish:
Piwo

[hasty frigate]

Imma look up what those mean

[proven hinge]

Ong.

[hazy inlet]

I am learning german in school and on duolingo. I know this world

[hasty frigate]

Nvm, I think I know now

[proven hinge]

👍 dass freut mich zu hören. Viel Erfolg

[hazy inlet]

Can you really drink beer when ur 14 or it is just a rumor

[hasty frigate]

And honestly, if Germans want a good time early, just remember that you guys get to drink at 16, Aussies get to drink at 18, and Americans get to drink at 21

[proven hinge]

No, it’s 16. You CAN do the nasty at 14. Which is a lot worse imo. 14 is still a child.

[hazy inlet]

Ok

And do u have a flood going on rignt now? ( as we do)

[hasty frigate]

I feel like the fellow Bogans down under have a little bit of corruption, a little bit of casual racism, and a lot of jokes and drinking, and yet we’re still highly respected because of what we have down here

[proven hinge]

14 is sick ngl. The issue is most of all that 18 and 14 is Legal. So, thts horrid.
And also, floods? Some down west but not when’re I love

[proven hinge]

I’ve seen on the news. Very frightening, how fast it’s all happening.

[hazy inlet]

Also czechia austria and slovakia are under the water

[hasty frigate]

I don’t really get floods down here, more so imagine Australia like Farum Azula, giant lizards everywhere, cyclones as far as the eye can see, A dad and his son (godskin duo), and much more wildlife we call another Tuesday, and also maybe a little bit of Caelid with all the bugs and gators

[hazy inlet]

I am living on a terrain that can be easly flooded so I am a bit scared

[hasty frigate]

And imma tell you guys, I don’t mind bugs, but when I see a detailed face of one up close of like a spider or something, I just act like a wandering noble and cry in fear on the inside, which is why the only complaint I have for Elden Ring is the existence of Giant Ants and Giant spider scorpions, those are just nightmare fuel for me, so every time I go to Belurat in a ng or Noxstella, I am SPRINTING, not even looking at the screen and only trusting my instincts

Seriously, show me a photo of one of those flying giant spider scorpions right now, and you will be able to feel my soul dying all the way from here

[hazy inlet]

I should be in school right now but i'm ill so i stayed at home.Mershk probably has classes

[hasty frigate]

I have a broken foot, so I get to stay home for the remaining week of term I have

Thank god for Volleyball coming in clutch with them slight fractures

[hazy inlet]

Xd

I'm out. Bye

[hasty frigate]

Aight, cya

[elder citrus]

Need help on Godrick pc pw 123

[umbral mirage]

iirc, some states in the US have no legal minimum age for marriage, but marriages younger than a certain age need to be approved by a judge and the parents. Hypothetically, then, a couple of 13 year olds could get legally married in the US.

[green horizon]

my elden fun experience

[vital sierra]

next time learn how to space noob

embed fail😂

[green horizon]

[green horizon]

u don saw that u wretch

[vital sierra]

spacing is one of the most important elden ring skills

even magic has a range limit

[green horizon]

duhh

imma reedit it, i ahve more funny clips

[lucid tapir]

It is 14 if you are with your parents

[green horizon]

tbh just dont do it infront of the cops and ur good, common criminal stuff guys. come on it aint illegal if no one saw it

[hexed ravine]

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

(He broke for me)

[tardy hill]

Miquella saw another Radahn and decided to give triangle a try

[gleaming delta]

This is the most elden fun thing ive even seen

[feral void]

Uhhhhh, I'm not meant to be here......

[sick tinsel]

why does she have a bodypillow of her brother

[fiery venture]

is it just me or does malenias 2nd phase look like a metal album cover

[regal lynx]

Nah bc why is he right?

[gleaming delta]

Hear me out

[fiery venture]

Oh..

[coral trellis]

[fiery venture]

maybe dont post that in public..?

[coral trellis]

Why 😭also this cooldown is terrible

[fiery venture]

i know

[coral trellis]

They really don’t want people to talk in here🤣

[fiery venture]

mfs be so down bad sometimes (coming from a messmer simp)

[umbral mirage]

She looks better fully clothed.

[coral trellis]

He posted it in the fan art channel too🤣

[fiery venture]

malenias 2nd phase looks straight out of a metal album cover i swear

[umbral mirage]

(it's because her arm is made of metal)

[fiery venture]

i really want melinas armor set

[silk jolt]

Hi

[fiery venture]

hello

[whole sail]

chasing that bag frfr

[fiery venture]

2 deaths and its over

[whole sail]

lol i spent all of it in faith

[fiery venture]

nice

[raven briar]

GYATT!!!🔥🔥🥵

[frosty wigeon]

Ayo who’s calling me at this time- Explodes

[daring summit]

that second phase is hard

[proven hinge]

Fax

But I think your half thinking of a nirvana cover

[proven hinge]

The drip > the literal rotten borderline corpse body

(And even if, I don’t think malenia is to be seen that way, I am the world’s biggest malenia fan and I still think one should regard her as a warrior more than anything. Like godfrey etc.)

[fathom kernel]

I own a golden order seal for home defense because that’s what the greater will intended.
Four tarnished break into my home, “Marika’s Locks!”.
I grab my albinauric mask and +10 golden order seal.
I hurl a lightning bolt through the first tarnished, he's dead on the spot.
I cast discus of light on the second tarnished, I miss him entirely because it doesn't target and slices the neighbours turtle.
I have to resort to the ballista mounted at the top of the staircase loaded with holy grease.
“Compassion lads!”
The greatbolt shreds two int builds in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off Aging Untouchables.
Equip Black Knife and charge the last terrified Hornsent. He bleeds out waiting on the Soldier of Godrick to arrive since Destined Death wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Greater Will intended.

[hasty frigate]

Least loyal “Elden Lord” ending enjoyer

[umbral arrow]

true spirit of the Greater Will

[proven hinge]

A true patriot

I love just TWANGING unsuspecting guards

[river vessel]

Agreed, my good fellow. Lady Malenia is a warrior first and foremost! She must be respected for her skill and dedication to the craft above all else! I, Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing, hereby decree that the first compliment any Tarnished should give to the Lady is of her skill with a blade!

[proven hinge]

👍 aye sir

[proven hinge]

When I see car accident videos on my Instagram fyp, I at times unironically think how their Elden ring bloodstain would look. Is it over for me?

[fiery venture]

shes so cool i swear

[proven hinge]

Fr. I keep on fighting her for fun. I’ve beaten her 8 times by now, I’m on NG+9 and ngl, it’s the fight that even after countless tries is still fun

[umbral mirage]

yes.

[proven hinge]

[river vessel]

I...I think you've acquired some accursed knowledge, my good fellow. Kindly take the advice of your forebearers, and touch Grace Grass

[proven hinge]

doing some soul searching rn

[river vessel]

Good, good. I'd suggest moving away from Elphael for awhile, however. Perhaps a nice ledge in Enir Ilim might do for a fine view? Or the Shadow Keep's backside ramparts?

[proven hinge]

shadow keep is pretty neat ngl

[river vessel]

Indeed! And Lord Messmer is a fine record-keeper! I plan to visit and scour through all the Hornsent stone tablets they've stacked the Keep's shelves with! Can you imagine, my fellow? So much knowledge simply waiting to be re-discovered!

[proven hinge]

Instructions unclear, man down

[river vessel]

...dammit Tarnished...now I have to clear up a diplomatic incident. Did anyone else see?

[proven hinge]

😭 nah bruh I’m rune farming this place rn ngl

[river vessel]

Ahh, I see. Well...I can't officially allow such a thing...but I am too busy to stop you!

Enjoy your new runes, Tarnished

[proven hinge]

👍🔥

[proven hinge]

I just love how the little fellas go up up and away

The big ones to.

[spice stag]

What weapon is that

[proven hinge]

the zweihänder

[spice stag]

Aight ty🙏

[proven hinge]

i just love it when i cant see whats happening

[umbral mirage]

The thing is happening, of course.

[proven hinge]

Right you are

[proven hinge]

“Oouuuhhh… that brothers floating, in the aiiir”

[loud sequoia]

Bru

[gleaming solstice]

krill tissue

[loud sequoia]

It's fine I do a lot of damage to her

[umbral mirage]

Only a finger's worth of HP left

[left vessel]

when i was a baby i pooped my diaper once

[umbral mirage]

I did that yesterday

[upper flint]

normal stuff man.

[fickle glade]

guys should i take a chill pill

[ashen rampart]

No

[fickle glade]

❤️

[steel bane]

Keep fighting

[fickle glade]

i beat it after getting a new mouse

[steel bane]

Valid

[umbral mirage]

your mouse clicky bits turned into a beetle's elytra.

[white pewter]

this mf makes me wanna die

[tardy hill]

If your monitor's intact, you haven't raged hard enough

[hasty frigate]

If your house still remains, then clearly you aren’t raging just yet

[hazy inlet]

He wasn't fighting malenia for sure

[hasty frigate]

Not yet at least, wait till he meets pcr or Metyr

[hazy inlet]

I wanna see a foto of his neighbourhood after that

[hasty frigate]

I’m surprised our world has stayed in one piece for so long even when Kai Cenat started playing, what a persistent little planet

[hazy inlet]

Literally his town after fighting final boss

[strong sparrow]

Should I do a only one Stat run?

[vocal pike]

Yes

[strong sparrow]

which stat of damage should i use

[lusty otter]

Mind

[strong sparrow]

its int

[lusty otter]

Did I stutter?

[vocal pike]

Lmao

[strong sparrow]

attack stat

[proven hinge]

Average spell user (begone wizard!)

[vocal pike]

Faith

[strong sparrow]

thats a good one

ill do it thx

[drifting cove]

here is my two fingers

& here is jori, elder inquisitor

[fallen hornet]

2001 is calling

[velvet minnow]

Canon

[pulsar tundra]

another fingerslayer blade has hit the twin fingers

[mild palm]

another fingerslayer plane

[harsh flax]

I deserve a reward for being the most close to beating him

[clever willow]

Noooooooo

[tender osprey]

Rate the setup

[spice gulch]

Why ate the monitors like a foot apart

[hearty shell]

not closest, there's still red pixels

[sick tinsel]

i know it's underneath your raised bed but i thought you were underneath someone's floorboards for a second

[spice stag]

No they are underneath someone's floorboards

[eager shale]

Just a few options

[gleaming delta]

That feeling

[proven hinge]

Tarnished has touched a pc with Elden ring on it

[harsh flax]

But what if… it happened again

[pulsar tundra]

Had that happen to me like 3 times as well, feel your pain

[proven hinge]

…. 😭😭😭 that means you can beat him now tho!

[steady linden]

throwing knives?

[harsh flax]

It’s the 2nd time that close and I had him one shot 7 times

[steady linden]

no need to get close, near-instant use, sounds good in theory

[pulsar tundra]

My strat for the fight even pre-nerf was just to run weapons with stupid dps output on their own with dcrest shield, golden braid and pearldrake+3, since i never actually learned how to dodge the cross slash

[daring summit]

I let malenia burn, THEN i go get the frenzy flame, so she's not here to piss me off after i let cahos take the world

[earnest star]

when i first played i took the frenzy to spare her, realized it was a mistake after she left me and cleansed myself.

[daring summit]

too bad we can't say that we will remove the frenzy before she's gone XD

[crisp jacinth]

not if i have anything to say about that

[harsh flax]

WHAT

[crisp jacinth]

forgot to mention, this was hitless too.

[daring summit]

||1 : get the blind girl to unalive
2 : stuff her full of eyes
3 : beat a litteraly gay horned thingy in the sewers
4 : get naked for the finge-ring 😏
5 : Profit||
Could be considered spoilers, please do note that this is not how the quest happened and is only for entertainement

[next lodge]

CHAT HEAR ME OUT 🙌🙌🙌

Elden ring in VR

[dusty spade]

Sauron x Gandalf The White

[livid grove]

literally 0 out of 10

[gleaming delta]

Damm

[fiery venture]

maliketh is easy but hard

[craggy tide]

fr

with any amount of vigor greater than 0 maliketh isnt bad but at RL1 his big slashy AoE is one of the most frequent reasons i die

[trail pebble]

can someone sit in a call 4 fun?

[fiery venture]

i keep getting him to low health but then i die

i just beat him lmao

[craggy tide]

nice

[fiery venture]

babygirl.. daddys home...

[tardy hill]

Waltuh

[primal terrace]

Wait till someone use the vr headset the blows up

[next lodge]

Bruh💀

[primal terrace]

Permadeath is about to be real

[brave depot]

burning myself with the three fingers using the haptic suit that replicates pain in real life

[primal terrace]

Lol

[feral void]

I found this in the first week or 2 of the DLC release 💀

[wicked arrow]

That’s wild

[dusty spade]

In terms of battle strategies, where does this rank on a scale of 1-10?

[tardy hill]

stepping on a lego barefoot/10

[slate crane]

Ouch... 🙈

[teal turtle]

Should I make this my pfp?

F it I’m gonna do it

[teal turtle]

Nvm

[teal turtle]

“Are u Mohg, lord of blood? Cause ur making my nose bleed”

[cerulean rover]

Sheesh

[fiery venture]

are you Messmer the impaler? Because i want to be embraced in your flame

[crisp jacinth]

LMFAO

[paper gull]

Ah.

[trail pebble]

anyone wanna sit in a call?

[tardy hill]

Pontiff cosplay girl just can't win

[proven hinge]

Give me your soul

[harsh flax]

Nah no worries I’ve beaten him

[vale field]

What if both is true

[mighty magnet]

Gotta love that

[languid lance]

Hate it when that happens 😔

[umbral arrow]

i just spent 1 hour farming for ONE of these and then i get three in a row from a group of four, one of which doesn't even drop it

[feral void]

@mighty magnet RIP, RNG screws all of us over

[feral void]

How does that even happen 💀

[mighty magnet]

No idea man

[daring summit]

I got 15 celebrant cleaver, 2 sickles before getting my first rib rack
All of those drops are 0..5%

[umbral arrow]

[daring summit]

I litteraly got crazy from hearing them

[nova seal]

I would rather kill myself

[glacial marten]

yikes

[compact bison]

The fight is gonna be a masterpiece and a great memories

[vague dirge]

Lies of P did this so much that I just can’t stand it anymore.

[teal turtle]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA&si=YzOiLH39mHWmUaTR

Do you wanna build a meth lab?

[sturdy knoll]

How do I make a multiplayer room for me and my friend

[brave depot]

you don't make a room per say, you both set the same password in settings, the player whowants to be invoked puts down his sign using the yellow finger tool and the host uses a remedy to make it show up

[sturdy knoll]

Ah I see

So I make a password and he makes the same one and then when he uses the remedy I'll appear?

[brave depot]

yes

he'll be able to summon you from exactly where you put your mark

[sturdy knoll]

NICE

thx dude

[brave depot]

yw

[sturdy knoll]

@river vessel I have some information I find weird about the albanurics

[river vessel]

Ahh, do tell my fellow!

[sturdy knoll]

Due to how weird there evolution is I believe that at some point they can evolve into tarnished

Mainly latenna

[river vessel]

Well considering how they've evolved thus far it does seem like they're headed towards a more human-like form with every iteration. Entirely possible to become something similar to us, I suppose only time will tell

[sturdy knoll]

Are you acquainted with the great turtle Pope miriel

[river vessel]

Of course I am! We often exchange Knowledge over drinks! Various teas, to be exact!

[sturdy knoll]

Hes an awesome guy

[river vessel]

Indeed he is!

[sturdy knoll]

Are you familiar with the three fingers, more commonly known as the flame of frenzy?

[river vessel]

Considering I have to give Shabriri the pointed end of my boot up the rear whenever he tries sneaking into the Hold? Yes, unfortunately!

[sturdy knoll]

Good job that man killed irina and now I have to help her grieving father

May her soul rest peacefully

[river vessel]

Indeed, may her soul return to the Erdtree in peace. But that was possibly Hyetta who killed her, another adherant to the Three Fingers' mad ramblings. She may have been a Priestess at the Ailing Village in Weeping Peninsula, I am currently conducting an investigation, since another Tarnished reported a strange object at the foot of Marika's statue in that area...

[sturdy knoll]

What was the object? A grape ?

[river vessel]

Unclear at the moment. I am heading out there myself right now. Will report back momentarily.

[sturdy knoll]

I'll report back after I find new information

[river vessel]

You are a fine fellow indeed! All I ask is that you remain constant! In the quest to find a Tarnished who shall become Elden Lord, I hope we can continue to work together.

[sturdy knoll]

I may have done something bad

Something very bad

[river vessel]

Oh dear Marika's bosom

[sturdy knoll]

I have killed shabriri

[sonic aspen]

Doesn't sound too bad

[sturdy knoll]

And now I've been marked with his woe

[river vessel]

Ahh...another corpse for Patches to kick of a cliff. ...oh. Now that might be a problem...

[sturdy knoll]

I met vyke

[wintry ferry]

Curse you Gideon!

[sturdy knoll]

Why

[river vessel]

...do I look like an obese flightless drake to you?

[sturdy knoll]

Vyke gave me something you may want

[river vessel]

Oh? Kindly do tell! What might this item be?

[sturdy knoll]

An enlarged grape which seems to be vyke's eye

[wintry ferry]

I think we need more summons that scream a overly dramatic monologue

[sturdy knoll]

True

[river vessel]

Ahh...well, that's what happens when you listen to Shabriri, lad. Vyke took Three Fingers in a hole and now lost an eye. Poor bloke...I had such high hopes for him. Yet even slaying Lady Lanseaxx was not enough to keep him on the straight and narrow...

[wintry ferry]

"CURSE YOU BAYLE" Ill never get that outta my head

[sturdy knoll]

He was Nobel until he met that stupid shabriri

He wantsd to save his maiden

[river vessel]

Indeed! That blasted, namby-pampy liar has taken so many from us! Lord Midra, then Sir Vyke, and now he plots to claim another Tarnished! Can you believe this folly?

[sturdy knoll]

I've seen he claim one but I couldn't stop him

All what I could do was watch

[wintry ferry]

I think there should have been a feature where u can just be held by Melina, it would have given her way more character

[sturdy knoll]

Yea

[wintry ferry]

Fia is mid af ngl, and she gives u a debuff

[sturdy knoll]

I hate her for killing d and rogier

[wintry ferry]

She killed rogier? I knew about d but rogier?

[sturdy knoll]

If you give him the dagger he dies

[river vessel]

Yes, the Deathbed Companion is who lured Sir Rogier into his fathomless slumber, and then took his soul away

[wintry ferry]

I gave the dagger to d, last time I checked on rogier he was asleep

[sturdy knoll]

As well as him appearing as a champion for her

[wintry ferry]

That's not nice of her

You can't even write that stuff lol

[sturdy knoll]

She'll pay for d and rogier

[wintry ferry]

Imagine being in Melina's arms and you just hear her humming or her heartbeat or smth soothing, but you know what is way more soothing?
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my name
I don't know the season or what is the reason
I'm standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place)
Without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel
It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one (one) left (left)
Will ride upon the dragon's back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
It's the only thing I've ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight

[sturdy knoll]

Perfect set up had me I the first half you Brazilian madman

[river vessel]

Please excuse me while I make a note of this fabulous piece

[sturdy knoll]

I love boc

Hes the kindest creature you will ever meet

[wintry ferry]

If you say so

[cloud oxide]

Literally potboi:

[hazy inlet]

R.I.P Alexander

🫡

[lyric whale]

try finger but hole

[cloud oxide]

Not him the smaller one

[craggy narwhal]

It is finished.

[umbral mirage]

okay, now what?

[primal terrace]

Mist or beast

[stark rain]

Just spawned in, all I gotta say is HUH

[boreal gust]

Bruh

[stark rain]

Idk

[velvet trellis]

The fallen leaves tell a story.

The great Elden Ring was shattered.

In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.

Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found,

and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was the first to perish.

Soon, Marika's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring.

The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering.

A war from which no lord arose.

A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished.

Ye dead, who yet live.

The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.

Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-knowing.

And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown.

Cross the fog, to the Lands Between.

To stand before the Elden Ring.

And become the Elden Lord.

[scenic tiger]

Ok

[dusky hull]

Hell yeah.

[ornate karma]

Hell yea

[glad torrent]

SUPER 🥷‼️

What’s the “N” stands for, guys? 🗣️

[upper pulsar]

It's NO

[hasty frigate]

It’s for “Not enough Justice”

[tardy hill]

Finally, an accurate chart

[daring summit]

difficulty rating?

[frank sorrel]

yeah totally, might want to take a closer look

[ripe trellis]

Nope

But it is the only factually accurate tier list

[daring summit]

so what is it based off?, i don't get it

[frank sorrel]

read the names

[daring summit]

oh god, i'm so dumb
Here, take my upvote, i'm leaving XD

[shrewd finch]

?

[umbral arrow]

Their placements are based on their names

[shrewd finch]

ohh

[worthy stone]

Where is buddy at

[stark rain]

Good question, the place i was actually at was the grace to fight Niall

[worthy stone]

Oh that one by the eclipse shotel or whatever

[stark rain]

Yeah

[daring summit]

this looks like a Castle Sol site of grace, where the shotel is, but apparently your game bugged XD, i know by experience (3*) that warping to the site of grace after Margit will send me throught the ground, but i never saw that

[stark rain]

I think it's cus i backstepped before I logged out like 30 sum before I got back on, only reasonable thing I can think of

[daring summit]

welps, this is weird XD, another elden ring grace/save and reload glitch XD

[stark rain]

I wish I could gey my 7mil runes back tho

[daring summit]

Pretty sure the albinauric have them
Or you can perhaps use magic to get them back

[tardy hill]

[wise rose]

you didn’t get the joke

[umbral mirage]

"Never will the N on this shirt be centered."

[sturdy knoll]

Where is sir gideon?

[sturdy knoll]

Me with elden beast

[glacial marten]

me with consort radahn at rl1

[glad torrent]

bnana

[abstract maple]

What happened to me man

[lethal brook]

mb

[feral void]

My Rememberence Tier List (Based off the items they give you)

[abstract maple]

Pretty good list tbh

[mortal stag]

Idk, I think the putrescence knight's cleaver was pretty silly so clearly it should be an A

[feral void]

Yeah, I was bent on A or B, but think of it as just a really high B

[brave depot]

is Midra's incantation good since the last patch?
i was told it was terrible before

[mortal stag]

I think the teirlist really all depends on the preferred playstyle either way

[wise bronze]

Finally did every ending (idk what channel to put this I just wanted to show it)

[floral marten]

Congrats!

[mortal stag]

I still need to do The goldmask and dungeater endings

[dusty spade]

My username is literally “WATCH, DON’T HELP”

I have tried half a dozen times and not one person has honored my wishes

[mortal stag]

Womp

[feral void]

It's alright, I put it in S mainly for the Greatsword of Damnation

[vivid oar]

Tbf random people join specifically to help. Basically no random wants to get summoned and just stand there watching someone they don't know play the game

[ornate karma]

im sorry for your loss

[upper flint]

its worse when it actually ends up killing you immediately

[hard sleet]

he hath defeated me

[elder ocean]

Anyone able to help with some co-op fun?

[elder ocean]

Guess this servers dead too

[worthy slate]

It’s not lol

There’s co op channels

[median spear]

I did all quest line endings now I just need frenzied flame and Elden lord

[wise bronze]

I did them before this one

[hasty frigate]

Hello all

[hasty frigate]

Wow, they’re making a reimagined of tloup2? I guess they need to PERFECT it after all

[regal frigate]

Omg perfect cell

[hasty frigate]

Yes, it’s me hello

[hasty frigate]

Where did you find this footage? Wait… that little bastard. GOHAN

Oh yeah, if you guys wonder why I hate Gohan so much, he pinned me to the wall and googled me with safe search turned off

[stark rain]

I'll never get those runes back