elden-fun

[fleet kettle]

It was malenia's scarlet aeonia after radahn "killed" her that made caelid the way it is

[eager depot]

and if you go up the chain of events its eventually Ranni jumping Godwyn

[fleet kettle]

Yeah but ranni didn't do anything to caelid

[eager depot]

good point but im biased against her

[fleet kettle]

Lol

[eager depot]

thats because the """greatsword""" I was meant to receive from her required crazy high int

[polar apex]

Dragon women exist.

[tardy hill]

Vyke agrees

[eager depot]

they actually have genders?

[polar apex]

"Ashen remains in which spirits yet dwell. Use to summon the spirit of Ancient Dragon Florissax. Florissax assumed this spirit form to offer** her **service to a new lord. Uses her own dragonbolt to increase all damage negation (including physical) for herself and nearby allies. Strikes foes with the Flowerstone Gavel's dragonbolt to reduce enemy lightning damage negation. Long ago, Florissax assumed human form to share Dragon Communion with the world. Now, she has acquired a human heart."

[eager depot]

do you think I actually read whats in game

[tardy hill]

Vyke banged Lansseax, the 'sister of Fortissax'.
Nuff said

...are you implying white dragon women bang humans?

[polar apex]

I do not know what you do in game dude. I just sended something to answer your question.

[eager depot]

"I do not know what you do in game dude." Good

[tardy hill]

That kind of info is pretty much 90% of lore Michaello Zucchini gives us sooooo...

[polar apex]

And Godwyn banged Fortissax do not forget that.

[tardy hill]

Nah, that was just bromance, nothing beyond

[sage rivet]

sorry for all the horniness going on around here, but it probably just has a high vitality stat

[sharp pier]

i am NOT having fun

[fringe leaf]

💀

[river vessel]

Ahh, the classic Malenia prank!

I'm...sure you'll get her eventually, Tarnished. Be sure to visit me at the Roundtable when you do. I'll have a reward for your efforts, my fellow.

[fleet kettle]

Tell me truthfully are those manipulated images of breasts being played with

[abstract kestrel]

This is so real

[verbal ruin]

Buddy you think you’re strong, you’re just a cheap knockoff

[weary gale]

WTF Blackguard Big Boggart

[indigo zealot]

🤤

[tardy hill]

Relatable
When I've finally iced that rot thot there was no happiness or feeling of victory, just 'urgh, finally'.
On the other hand I've just killed Mohg for the first time without purifying tear and man, that felt GOOD

[storm yacht]

Bro deserved it

[opaque oyster]

Yes

[lime ruin]

Nuh uh u are the knockoff

[zenith prism]

LF someone to watch their early - mid game play through / friends to text with the game about 18+

[earnest pivot]

with the power of friendship ahh move

[weary gale]

Don't let players go to the mountains irl

This could end badly...

[fringe epoch]

this is personal

[hearty ridge]

average ps3 player

[slow dagger]

domain expansion: Mimic tear.

[indigo zealot]

🤤 nepheli

[dire mortar]

she don't get nearly enough love

[sterile remnant]

I died looking at this

And am still actively dying

[fleet kettle]

Mohgwinning?

[analog bough]

.

[verbal ruin]

God I wanna eat out Nepheli so bad man

[gleaming delta]

Slaywym dynasty

[stiff night]

This thing is so strong now it skipped the second phase lol

[gleaming delta]

... Now I see it ... clear as a day ... the coming of merchant-stein-berg dynasty ...

[brazen herald]

Make one a puppet, force the other to improve her

[gleaming delta]

art style looks like it was taken from old Italian cartoons.

[dire mortar]

been reading the manga

[sterile remnant]

12 inch’s of Mesmer 😭

[dusky ibex]

Erm

Erm

[gleaming delta]

my gfs wishlist...

[gleaming delta]

Hornsent rabbits ... attacking you with lightning incantations

[sullen ether]

No maidens?

[sterile spoke]

you are talented and thus also hhhhorny

strangely enough when i killed final boss without gettings ansbach killed ( the only npc i used ) he died anyway lol

[dire mortar]

nah he just needed a nap don't worry

[gleaming delta]

Bro that red hair of his is giving me ptsd

brahhh

[dire mortar]

its crazy how little we are given about torrent

[gleaming delta]

Torrent holding on for dear life💀

[tardy hill]

Mountain goat moment

[gleaming delta]

i lived thanks to torrent's double jump 😭

[agile axle]

ayo I think I found the perfect actor for Radahn

[mighty jewel]

WHAT 😂

[spiral plover]

😭

[white pewter]

somewhere… a great rune has broken

[waxen delta]

If you play ps4 kinda new and need help with fire giant

[tardy hill]

Hearing chadahn suddenly awake from Miquella's charm, confused as hell in Zengram's voice would be so damn hillarious

[sweet vector]

Guys we all know Aseo is the best character in elden ring

[fleet kettle]

Magnus and Radahn are the same design

[dire mortar]

I like the idea of Patches and Rya becoming a travling duo do to their shared of of her mother.

they would balance each other out

[alpine wolf]

Ah, so that's where my instant kill psychic attack went

Fvck ai looks so ugly, what value does this stupid sht have

[frigid quail]

Literally no value whatsoever
It doesn't even make the CEOs money

[alpine wolf]

Omegalul

[lofty dove]

Who can help me kill the santinell to enter the capital

[gleaming delta]

Idk if this pic goes hard or goes goofy

[frigid quail]

#playstation-co-op

[gleaming delta]

who can help me to beat elden beast boss ps4

[gleaming delta]

Yo tough fight

[dire mortar]

Remeber there are people out their who's only refrence to eldenring or souls games in genral are based off the eldenring manga

[gleaming delta]

Holy smokes

[pliant hare]

Ah yes, 12 y/o memes

[spark solar]

That's for you so

[pliant hare]

Wow, parry of the year.

[tardy hill]

Visually, yeah
But as characters, they are much different. Radahn is actually a mix of Magnus and Russ, when you think about it - he has same appetite and aptitude for magic and knowledge as Horntits but at the same time he loves combat and warfare like the furry.

[boreal folio]

Guys hear me out

[fleet kettle]

Impossibly large shlong

[flint pecan]

no?

[scenic tiger]

It would certainly be warm

[high plume]

anthony starr see mohg's temple

[tardy hill]

Lemme guess, she's in her 30s and just want a stable relationship

[fleet kettle]

What is the vibe in this server? People say wild things but you can't use the the s word for poopy

[tardy hill]

Auto censor is a fickle beast

[fleet kettle]

Wouldn't let me say m i l f

[tardy hill]

As I said, fickle beast
Whenever it throws me away I just make a screenshot of a message and post it anyway as picture lol

[stuck lake]

How

[brave depot]

this is the second time i've seen a video of this happening

[stuck lake]

I'm just so confused

[maiden peak]

Radahn saw the shield poke build and just threw in the towel

[brave depot]

this sure is one of the bugs of all time

[stuck lake]

You know, although the fight cam be hard. I'm sad I don't get to fight him

[brave depot]

well yeah that makes you miss the entire final boss

[maiden peak]

hopefully it gets fixed, though I'm curious what even causes it

[vivid oar]

Headcanon that ||Radahn breaks free of Miquella's control and takes out Miquella but dies in the process||

[pliant hare]

Are you on console or PC?

[stuck lake]

I'm on xbox

[stuck lake]

That would be pretty cool

[pliant hare]

Literally didn't said anything that wrong, or the server doesn't even tell me which word was forbidden lol

But that would be probably the theory behind this.

[brave depot]

it's the word dr_p

[pliant hare]

Lmao, alright 🤦‍♂️

[brave depot]

oh yeah don't say r_nes either

[pliant hare]

Lol, literally one of the main words in this game 😂

[umbral mirage]

Pretend it's Sonic and everything is rings, I guess.

[brave depot]

actually i think they pedaled back on this but yeah i also said dr p by reflex

[pliant hare]

Yeah, should have said "Fall" in this case

Anyway, that's a dang annoying bug

[brave depot]

that is a very nasty bug

[umbral mirage]

devs falled the ball on this, I guess.

[vivid oar]

I'm more of a Flamberge kinda guy

[fleet kettle]

But it's bleed potential is suboptimal with it's slow swing speed 😡

[gentle elm]

Can someone tell me a pre rennalla weopon

[scenic tiger]

Zweihander

[static flicker]

Any base game weapon

[frank kayak]

anyone got a PvP password?

[frank kayak]

The reduvia

[maiden peak]

Literally anything is viable against her, what do you mean by this

Dlc weapons available before fighting her? If so she only gates her remembrance weapons

[vivid oar]

Eh, sorcery isn't too good against her

[maiden peak]

she's only got 40% resistance to magic, that's quite average

just use faster spells or play it like a colossal if you want the big damage numbers

[vivid oar]

Huh, thought it was more. Felt like I was doing chip damage with it but then normal weapons were taking huge chunks of her health away instantly

[gentle elm]

I'm doing a challenge letting others pick my weipon after each boss

[maiden peak]

Maybe your normal weapon did pierce? She's got 0 resist to that.

[vivid oar]

Looked it up and it did

[maiden peak]

Use the pike

[bitter gust]

You know what I mean. 😎

[gentle elm]

Best aow for zweilandee

[cerulean mortar]

Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword

Otherwise I personally really like Cold Zwei with Waves of Darkness from Astel’s Remembrance, but more standard stuff like giant hunt or lion’s claw is obviously good too

[analog star]

I knew you’d come.

[slow dagger]

this cant be considered nsfw cause ive seen worse here without deletion

[indigo zealot]

😍 Morgyatt

[slow dagger]

morgyatt the fell rizzler

[indigo zealot]

morgott the gyatt given

[stone mortar]

First try

[slow dagger]

he is the hardest from boss ever after all

[umbral mirage]

sad phytoplankton noises

[elfin kindle]

.

[celest cave]

can anyone help me with my game it isnt launching

[quartz garden]

Are you playing vanilla or modded?

[celest cave]

i tried to get mods but then that didnt work so i deleted the mods and now it wont launch

[quartz garden]

Oh hm ok

[slow dagger]

#community-help

[tardy hill]

F I N A L L Y
Parried to death. Almost 4 damn hours.
I'm not even satisfied, just angry at whatever schmucks put her in the game in this state

[glass root]

LMAO

[feral void]

A feat we all overcome eventually, and God does it feel good when she dies

[thick latch]

Does anybody make a decent non $500 statue of some form of the tarnished, trying to get something to match my DS2 Knight and BB Hunter statues

[tough oxide]

need I say more?

am I insane for thinking they look similar??

[feral void]

🤣

[fleet kettle]

You can parry malenia? I thought she deflects it every time

[tardy hill]

No. It does not. Not even close.
Mohg fell good because it was a fair fight. Even better when I took him without shackles and tear. Here, unless you're godlike, it's always a dice roll whether or not will RNG grace you with forgiving moves. This fight was like at least 15 minutes long. I'm not happy or satisfied, just done. Urgh.
I swear, I'm unable to imagine how could I beat her with a, let's say, greatsword without Giant Hunt or other stunlocking ash (and even then stunlock only works if she decides to not activate her hyperarmor)

[tardy hill]

3 parries are required for crit.

[willow grail]

After 2 or 3 (pretty sure its 3 but I cant remember 100% ) parries, she will be staggered for a critical

Anytime a boss has that loud sound and a little mini stagger from a parry, you just need to keep doing it for the critical

[wicked shuttle]

Jumping R2

[tardy hill]

Yeah, you're hear something like loud metal clang when you succesfully parry but still need more parries. Thankfully there's no time limit between parries so you can wait for the right opportunity.

[slow dagger]

im glad someone found my meme funny

[feral void]

Strength build in Raya Lucaria be like

[slow dagger]

fr

[marsh patio]

Naaaah

[reef pecan]

varre lookin good in that dress tho

[vivid oar]

He forgot to change before leaving Mogh's

[gleaming delta]

am i the first person in history to beat godskin duo without dying 20 times??(and on there first playthrough?)(and not going insane?)

[pulsar shore]

To be fair I first tried messmer easily

[inner kettle]

Same the fight was light work

[modern loom]

Only took me like two tries (granted I was using a shield, so pretty much every boss was pretty easy)

[earnest pivot]

poke gameplay huh

[modern loom]

Nah, I used Giant-Crusher. Didn't even know spears could attack while guarding

[earnest pivot]

based then, apologies for assuming

[slow dagger]

volume warning kind of. music is no hesitation from jjk soundtrack btw

[cerulean mortar]

I beat them first try on my first playthrough when the game first launched, but that was with prefix and prenerf Rivers of Blood, Mimic Tear, and Bernie so

[vivid spear]

Godskin duo is easy I took them on my second attempt

Which side you sitting?

[vivid oar]

Unbelievably easy. In the seat in front of Alexander so I can turn around and talk with him

[alpine wolf]

Youre so cool for including the song, fortune be upon you

[ruby cobalt]

I have it. But I don't use it.
I'm more of a bleed user than a scarlet rot user.

[slow dagger]

yea, its one of my favourite songs of all time and i thought people would like it and i wouldnt rob them of such an experience

[alpine wolf]

Math rock is so fvcking good

[regal frigate]

Next to mesmer

[vivid spear]

Mesmer isn’t on a bus he’s too busy crying

[regal frigate]

Who at the back then?

[primal terrace]

Melina

[regal frigate]

Oh yeah am stay away from that

[marsh patio]

BRO 😭

[worthy stone]

I did too but with sunflower

[dry grove]

nicest invader of the month

[nimble basalt]

Yoo just beat the dlc woooo

[mortal zealot]

@pure patrol Mohg is too desperate to have conceived a child

[pure patrol]

[mortal zealot]

🧍

[gleaming delta]

Commander gaius

[pulsar shore]

I used great sword of damnation

[real berry]

I want the necklace of the hole

[pure imp]

sounds familiar.......

[earnest star]

they’re extremely weak to blood loss

the portion of the fight where they are both alive and one is phase 2 is the only dangerous part and % damage makes it possible to burst down fatty quite fast while skinny watches

[tardy hill]

Throw Ranni out of the window, make Sellen sit by the window and take her seat, between her and Alexander so you can have best of both worlds

[vivid spear]

What is bros beef with ranni😭

[tardy hill]

Ask Godwyn

[vivid spear]

Which side of the bus are you sitting on part 2

[umbral arrow]

right behind blaidd and vyke, i fell like they would be unbelievably chill

[tardy hill]

Next to Rick, to obviously

[analog star]

Not sitting next to godricks freaky ah

[rocky gulch]

next to the albanuric and talk about the battle pass

[quasi gust]

@zealous prism

[zealous prism]

fr fr

[quasi gust]

My 99 vigor getting 2 shot by a weird hippo before the patches for dlc was wild

[vivid spear]

Blank photo if anyone wants to make one

[lucid tapir]

sounds like your vigor stat has a skill issue

[mighty jewel]

sounds like you have exploration/collecting Scadutree Fragments issue

[quasi gust]

It's maxed

[mighty jewel]

how about strenght then?

[quasi gust]

Everything is maxed

[mighty jewel]

then sounds like a bug issue lmao

[quasi gust]

Probably the fact i get random ahh stutters since the dlc xd

[mighty jewel]

I see.

[tardy hill]

You play offline, by a chance? Cause the few times I played offline I had stutter issues as well. No problem online, as if anticheat was trying to connenct to server, couldn't and went bonkers

[quasi gust]

I do since im penalized, and indeed there is more stutter since i got penalized last week

[supple nova]

This is prolly the funniest part of my randomizer run so far

[cold panther]

I was totally not ragequitting

[vivid spear]

Who’s the freakiest boss?

[slow dagger]

My dream

[gleaming delta]

Godrick

[slow dagger]

im sitting next to malenia or mohg i feel like malenia is just gonna stay quiet and mohg is gonna say something intresting

[umbral mirage]

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
The human skull with the eyeball brain gets to me every time.

I haven't played the DLC yet, but I have seen videos of Metyr, Mother of Fingers, and I actually think she's freakier.

[slow dagger]

weapon?

[brave depot]

giant-crusher

[slow dagger]

bet ty

[earnest star]

of the dlc areas i found the finger ruins the most disturbing to discover. visions of i can’t take this…

[analog star]

Godrick

[earnest star]

especially ||finding one under the church and seeing the summoning effigy|| just filled me with dread.

[fleet kettle]

The gweater will compwels you uwu

[pliant hare]

Those fcking worms with stun locks attacks really got me, one of the most annoying areas

[earnest star]

i didn’t find them so bad if you light roll. just. i appreciate the attention to detail in ground texture in the dlc. making the roads these deep indentations and straining the ground in certain areas with unnatural lumps makes it feel more like exploring an isolated world.

[brave depot]

you guys aren't ready for bloodborne

it's a gallery of horrors

[earnest star]

i am desperately excited to play it some day.

[dire mortar]

||nun is scariest monster||

[icy sparrow]

shes delusional

[dire mortar]

90!$?

[topaz flare]

freakbob

[pine sonnet]

Frealenia or freakagon

[simple rock]

Got these lil guys today.. Malenia was the last piece in warehouses
There is also Ranni but she's been sold out in hours after release in my country

With her I'd have the whole set

[pliant hare]

Wait, you wanna tell me I can buy all the elden ring mini bosses? Or only several?

[dire mortar]

...make them kiiiiiissssss

[simple rock]

So far I saw the ones on pic + Ranni that I couldn't get but I'll keep looking for her

[daring stream]

Guys if i do ng+ would i be gay

[maiden peak]

That's one of my favourite moves to dodge

[twilit mulch]

Ye. When i'm not dead

[maiden peak]

I assume you're doing a nohit with that little vigor?

[slow dagger]

why is she so tall

[pliant hare]

Gotcha, thanks!

[slow dagger]

I don't like this

[opaque hare]

someone should slide me a cool weapon from dlc!

[eager lotus]

Strength builds:

[rotund karma]

even for 90 bucks, i'll still buy it

[slow dagger]

me too

[ionic lotus]

godrick probably + mohg ||(even though he beat the allegations, he is still responsible for varré, who is the freakiest npc)||

[fringe leaf]

the divine lion literally eats you

[ionic lotus]

the divine lion is also literally two naked dudes i fear we may have a winner

[lucid tapir]

Imagine being a Hornsent child seeing them. Im starting to understand their mentalcondition

[vivid oar]

It's crazy that ||Miquella hasn't been brought up yet, mind controlling two of your half brothers to basically marry you|| is unbelievably freaky

[dire mortar]

||Worse than his mother because she set it up so the tarnished could at least choose the form of the new elden rune. She allowed for that freedom of choice. With miquella its rigged from the start.||

[ionic lotus]

||true that was undeniably freaky of him||. ||to charm mohg, who is already extremely freaky and then morph his body into the other half-brother who eats people (moderately freaky for elden ring) is insane because that literally combines mohg and radahn's freakiness. and then miquella MARRIES it. we have a winner||

||also charming people into loving you is a freaky power in of itself ||

[cerulean mortar]

Not to mention he used to be able to bill cosby people, another freaky power

[ionic lotus]

^

miquella is partly responsible for thiollier, 2nd freakiest npc in elden ring

[sweet copper]

Aye radahn can yk

[opaque narwhal]

Found on instagram reels

[dire mortar]

I dont think Trina would do that

[gleaming delta]

Whatcha think of my fit

[earnest star]

me when host stands by fog gate while i solo the boss only to get one shot 3/4 of the way through.

[tepid hare]

Right behind Blaidd and Vyke, easy choice

[sterile rune]

@lament coyote remember we almost solo-ed Malenia like this 😂😂

[spiral tangle]

dk what rellana sees in him that isn’t in me💔

[mellow yoke]

How does one go about linking their account?

[analog star]

Elden rangs wit da tarnished sauce

[jolly portal]

bro posed like a bigfoot sighting

[dire mortar]

two snakes

[crisp jacinth]

i love how stupid his model looks without the robes, bro looks like hes going for a date

[crisp jacinth]

mom's got good fashion sense..
anyway

yes i suck at editing images

[jolly portal]

fell to my knees, he’s got more charm than miquella now

[crisp jacinth]

dapper lil fellow, dripped up in tshirt and jeans

[jolly portal]

he knows what will attract the ladies 🗣️

[quasi gust]

Mohg is bigfoot confirmed

[thorny shale]

i saw this image and couldn't restrain myself the bouquet joke was GOOD

[quasi gust]

Going on a date with Varre

[obsidian swan]

Hosting random duels in the first step site of grace, rewarding runes with victory for 1v1. If you don't need the runes, donating would be appreciated, doing nightly in open field. Win 5 get 50k runes drop!

[crisp jacinth]

AHAH thanks that looks way better 😭

[bitter gust]

LMFAO!

[mortal stag]

Help me its the lord of frenzied brainrot

[stoic stratus]

Super annoying. If I wanted to solo I would’ve had the word “solo” in my name.

[earnest star]

especially when i killed the boss first try at a normal level + blessing and i know the host is neither of those things.

[granite drum]

Before i buy the dlc, should i reach ng+7 ? Im on +2 once i defeat malenia usually takes me 14-15 hrs a run

[sterile remnant]

Eepy

[burnt dew]

I would not recommend it unless you want the dlc to be extremely hard

[feral void]

It appears we have the same taste in pfp

[barren ice]

My man🫂

[feral void]

🤝

[dire mortar]

||So apparently the hair you see in her helmet is actually a big lock given to her by her sister.||

[vital sierra]

so that's why we can wear it

does this mean malakith and radhan and Godfrey all wear wigs too?!! 😱😭😂

[brazen herald]

Yeah, pretty much the majority of lore knows that

[dire mortar]

They don't have Minoxidil in the lands inbetween unfortnatly

[vital sierra]

so they stop dying from old age but not balding 😂

[dire mortar]

thats why the perfumers were looking far and wide for ingredients.

[craggy plume]

||me fighting malenia||

cuz it be difficult yk

[paper coral]

Got a solaire figure and had to do this

[haughty valve]

im the 2nd type
live laugh love melina

[weary gale]

Where is genocide?

[echo widget]

may chaos take the world

[random eagle]

Can someone explain this?

[ocean karma]

Miquella Ragequit

[fleet kettle]

Hehe this game seems pretty cool
"THE LOATHSOME DUNGEATER"
Huh?

[limber knot]

This actually happened to me too last night

[ornate trench]

Hello

[quasi gust]

What people in belurat town see while you're fighting consort radahn

[jagged ember]

Need myself a boy to ride on ong

[vital sierra]

frenzy flame enjoyer when i burn them to death while they were sleeping

they did not enjoy that

[umbral arrow]

Anyone else ever think about how Comet Azur almost looked like this

[quasi gust]

Honestly that looks epic

[umbral arrow]

This looks so much cooler than the green-ish color it has, and the color is very pretty aswell

It would also make it look more connected to the other legendary sorceries

[quasi gust]

I'd start using it

[umbral arrow]

I was rewatching the first gameplay trailer and realised just how many things where changed so late in development, like there was supposed to be an ancient Dragon in caelid, different enemy placement in the Academy, different colors for spells, and just how much godrick was hyped up in the trailer

[gleaming delta]

wtf chat, is this real?

[gleaming delta]

Is Rellana a Casca?

[meager spoke]

Real time screenshot of some random dude I summoned that 1v1ed Bayle (also igon for emotional support)

[ornate karma]

igon the goat, literally one of the only npcs that regularly survives the whole fight lmao

[dire mortar]

Don't think so but we know that hair part of the helment and not her own.

||if anyone is casca in this dlc its Radahn.||

[gleaming delta]

😳

[gleaming delta]

Grand Eepy

[gleaming delta]

Imagine being a legendary dragon that fought placi bravely only for a tarnished to stop mid fight and take an ss

[uncut cove]

No way igon is gaygon???!!?? Cool

[gentle elm]

I just ate a whole box of fruit snacks

[analog star]

Well done

[gentle elm]

Time to get assaulted by rykard b4 even getting to 2nd faze

[analog star]

Use the serpent slayer

[dire mortar]

Knowing Hidetaka Miyazaki he could have just as easily made it a troll wepon that can't actually kill rykard at all

[weary trellis]

but but
I'm a mage

[uncut cove]

That would’ve been funny lol

[uncut cove]

it has zero requirements for a reason big dog

[weary trellis]

you don't get it
imagine if Berserk used sorcery

[dire mortar]

the infinite poo on a stick. you fling a turd at rykard and it replenishes you with another one.

thats a weapon anyone can use

[weary trellis]

I cant, it would ruin my honor as a Caerian mage

[uncut cove]

If it was to kill an enemy that was specifically critically weak to sorcery than yeah that makes sense, especially if the sorcery required has zero learning curve. (I also assume you mean guts)

[dire mortar]

Ranni would tell you to use the damn rykard killer

[uncut cove]

^

[dire mortar]

||"Tarnished when I sent the black knife assasins out to kill my family I didn't force them to use complicated Socery made from the rune of destined death I made a bunch of knives because that was easier for them! Use the damn spear!"||

[heady gyro]

Dark souls players on their way to open the dialogue of any female NPC in the game

[dire mortar]

NPC in question

[heady gyro]

So true ngl

[vivid oar]

You're a Carian, you already have no honor ; )

[gleaming delta]

dont insult godskin noble like that😭

[tribal gale]

Y’all I just won a vigor check

[weary trellis]

[jagged ember]

Common misconception, igon is a twink

[ornate karma]

nah, he lost the trade, its fair.

[ornate karma]

❤️ i wanna get his voice lines in raw and use them somewhere when i get the chance lol

[last inlet]

Summoning In Starscourge Radahn kinda be like

[uncut cove]

Nah, twunk at most

[quasi gust]

Me rizzing out Leda of Miquella's charm

[quasi gust]

Oh hey that's Charles the snake

[mellow mural]

Apparently there's a mod of it that's being worked on

[mellow mural]

Gonna sit with vyke and blaidd

[slow dagger]

isnt he a male

[earnest star]

sorry to necro but i regularly kill rykard without the spear

[earnest star]

a) that’s the joke b) have you ever heard of a boywife

[small saffron]

Joke's on you. Rykard took me 20+ attempts with the spear...

[earnest star]

hey he’s not easy per se the first few times. the poison and the ground eruption would always get me.

then i learned you have to strafe not dodge a lot of those huge attacks and it got much easier, plus the ash can cancel any move he does if you time it right.

[gleaming delta]

i didn't knew you had to use spear for rykard and till this day i've never have

[dire mortar]

/

[gleaming delta]

Ghostflame Torch NG+7 Messmer No Hit

[pliant hare]

Atempt Nr. 163

[gleaming delta]

surprisingly not it only took me 7 attempts

[pliant hare]

Well done then, I don't have patience for that lol

[gleaming delta]

thanks also fair enough, patience is a virtue

[tardy hill]

Well deserved

[dire mortar]

why did she have to be ||evil?||

[tardy hill]

And to think she's one of the kindest people for us in whole Lands Between

[dire mortar]

we should have kept her imprisoned.

and teaching us magic, and bringing her cake, keep her as our emotional support witch.

[rancid locust]

Perfect as all things should be

Some onw translate

[hidden shore]

bro had one job and failed

[tardy hill]

If that was the beginning I dread to see what awaits me

[zinc turret]

"fight back"

[polar apex]

No. That title belongs to Florissax.

[dire mortar]

if this was the only romance option this game would be perfect

[rancid locust]

I demand elden ring dating sim for next dlc !!!

[warm temple]

[upper pulsar]

[analog star]

Oh nahh

[knotty harbor]

i found a dog

[flint drift]

😆

[flint drift]

lol!

[fleet kettle]

But she isn't evil she just met the fate of sorcerers studying dangerous magic and became part of the primevil current or something

[ornate trench]

Could this be dog?

[grand grotto]

lol

[nocturne cobalt]

Kbity

[weary trellis]

perfect couple 💗

[gleaming delta]

Lamenting Visage NG+7 Messmer No Hit

[gleaming delta]

Yeah and? He’s my pretty wife ❤️

We have tea together and read each other bedtime stories

[gleaming delta]

fr he's such a pretty boy

[slow dagger]

Are messmers pronouns she her

[gleaming delta]

Go ask her yourself 🤷🏽‍♀️

[slow dagger]

crazy

[dire mortar]

perfect representation of the player.

[analog star]

This might just be Armenia

[main ore]

That u or smt?

[wind vapor]

Oops daisies

[slow dagger]

i hate my life

[analog star]

Why is he built like that

[wind vapor]

His legs are built like number 2 pencils

[gleaming delta]

He’s so cute :D

[brave depot]

Mother Marika said it's my turn on the xbox

[slow dagger]

fr

[left spoke]

finally

5.5 hours in

[knotty harbor]

burgur king

[fleet kettle]

Bloody ell m8 that's a lot of bloody arcane

[knotty harbor]

what is the name of the tarnished

[left spoke]

yep, I'm doing a leveling arcane only run

[left spoke]

Arcanine (didn't know what else to name it)

[knotty harbor]

a more fitting name could have been

[left spoke]

what name?

[alpine wolf]

He's built like half a tournament bracket

[gloomy forge]

To all you who hate gaius fight watch him get melted ( I failed to record the whole fight)

[upper flint]

gl with the arcane man. it only gets godfrey from here.

[left spoke]

wdym it only gets godfrey?

[woeful sleet]

Because godfrey is the last boss in the gane which is weak to bleed.

[left spoke]

wait what? godfrey's the last boss in the game??
I do not recall that

[quiet fog]

Last boss thats "weak to bleed", not last boss

[left spoke]

ohhhhh okay
mb

[upper flint]

"long and hard tarnished"

[left spoke]

I don't get it 😭

[upper flint]

a long and difficult journey man. gl with fire giant.

also godfrey just says long and hard tarnished if you ramp up the game speed and watch the cutscene.

[left spoke]

I personally find fire giant to be easy
the difficult part is going to be no-hitting maliketh

[left spoke]

ahhh alright

[upper flint]

maliketh or clergyman?

[left spoke]

I pretty much have clergymans moveset down but not malikeths
he dies too quickly now in normal runs (the only thing I've beaten him in) since he got brought down to one health bar

[quiet fog]

Opposite for me

[upper flint]

clergyman is the harder one for me cuz i always get caught by gurranq's beast claw

i can pretty much no hit maliketh unless theres god awful lag

[left spoke]

I was doing a fists weapon type only run so I learned clergyman pretty fast but I still don't have malikeths moveset down

[upper flint]

yo what do you think is gonna take me longer to no hit, maliketh or the first tree sentinel

[left spoke]

if maliketh is as easy as you say for you, probably him simply because of the amount of damage to health ratio at the point in the game you would find them

[upper flint]

please note i cant no hit clergyman

[left spoke]

honestly I recommend just trying to stay really close to him
though him backing up constantly is annoying af

[upper flint]

welp i botched godrick last second

[left spoke]

dang

[fresh marsh]

Margyatt

[dire mortar]

probably a repost but god damn I love it

I really like hte idea that her sister's braidis just tide to her actual hair.

[gleaming delta]

eepy Tirole

[dire mortar]

I don't know what that means...

[earnest star]

occult scaling is incredible even for raw damage

[left spoke]

Most definitely, it's carying me in my leveling arcane only run

[earnest star]

flame grease on ripple blade should work out fine.

[gleaming delta]

First time meeting alexander

[wispy frigate]

"Exciting news"
look inside
mod applications

[solemn moss]

couldnt afford the dlc so i resorted to this

this ganna take long

[keen python]

hi

[gleaming delta]

This is kind of a random ramble but never have I had more fun out of a game then playing Elden Ring it’s a beautiful and amazingly complex game, I’ve never tried any other soulslikes aside from random vague ones like hollow knight but this will forever be my favorite video game for all of time, the bosses extremely difficult and yet in a way fair, I love the fact that this game has taught me patience through trial and error and learning movesets of different enemies, I decided to look back at my playthrough so far and love that there is so much I’ve done and accomplished over it and how much I haven’t done or explored, the beauty of this games npcs, enemies, bosses, map, and questlines is so perfect I don’t think any came has or will ever be as memorable to me as this one, I’m nearing the end of my first remembrance completion only needing to kill fortissax, and I’m so exited to play it again and go back to things I missed and start the incredible looking dlc.

[foggy plinth]

[pliant hare]

I only use mimic tear as a punch bag 😂

[latent locust]

It's even better punchbag when you leave only one big shield, summon it, then switch shield to your weapon back

[warm temple]

This is basically everything that would and could happen in a regular show episode.

[rancid stratus]

Now you can't unsee it...

[slow dagger]

bro i sent that like 4 days ago wth

[vestal relic]

elden lean meme icon for desktop program

[proper flame]

try finger, but hole

[pliant hare]

Lmao, just been to a bakery and over their oven there was a sentence "...ist that an oven?" Instant thought "Someone left a message there"

[ornate karma]

behold, dog!!

[solemn anvil]

'Are you approaching me' ahh moment

[fresh marsh]

LMAO

I was scrolling through with my brothers looking for cool posts

[slow dagger]

"I cant riposte you without getting closer"

[fleet kettle]

Why would you ever scroll in here with a relative 😭

[patent raven]

The most funny meme I have seen for a very long time

[fresh marsh]

Hot maidens and funny builds, they’re like 11 and 13 😭

[fleet kettle]

That's crazy

Can't all caps because reasons

[fresh marsh]

Whoever sends me a message like this is getting an instant marriage (sorry for ping because message deletion)

[slow dagger]

hot maidens indeed

[slow dagger]

what are mozarella sticks?

[fleet kettle]

What do you mean what are mozzarella sticks

They are deep fried sticks of mozzarella cheese

[fringe leaf]

peak

[junior willow]

peak

[fresh marsh]

PEAK

[slow dagger]

I didn't know what they were.

[slow dagger]

How do they not melt?

[hearty shell]

they're breaded too

[slow dagger]

oh ok

that sounds nice

[fleet kettle]

Does anyone else feel their flesh melting off?

[fresh marsh]

I’d cop the quadruple mega giga 4k kantatonic metatonic omega cragga cantankerously Triple Double Pentouble Sextouble (death of the universe war VI) super duper stuffed Oreo

[eager depot]

the hell is that man that aint a human

[gleaming delta]

Poisoned Hand NG+7 Messmer No Hit

[eager depot]

That's when I learned that Phantom Slash doesnt care if you're alive (still counted as loss tho)

[brave depot]

lamenter's mask

[eager depot]

My all time favourite moment in Elden Ring is summoning mimic tear in Rennalla's Room while invading and seeing hosts not know what to do

[gleaming delta]

Great Katana NG+7 Messmer No Hit

[stiff sapphire]

guys i think my white mask has autism

[sweet vector]

Just barely made it with radahn this run lmao

[gleaming delta]

Autistic ass dog

[gleaming delta]

relatable

[gleaming delta]

does anyone watch gemeni slayer

what mode is gemenislayer using for his build ranking vid

[zealous halo]

that is satisfactory

[gleaming delta]

Jokes on you, fujoshi

[toxic minnow]

Are you calling me a Fujo? 😭

[dire mortar]

because he thought he had escaped the miquellester then you defeated him.

[gleaming delta]

Beating Messmer To Death With A Giant Finger NG+7 No Hit

[gleaming delta]

You wake up and hear "NIHIL!"

Finger*ng Messmer To Death Ng+7 No Hit

[hollow yew]

ow

[foggy oracle]

true to his name I guess

[meager spoke]

Perfectly well-made game

[rich rain]

bro this happend to me last night i was so confused

i was kinda dissapointed that i couldnt fight him so i went to ng+ and rushed through the varre quest and fought him again

[weary gale]

The matriarchy moment

[weary gale]

Co-op

[vivid oar]

Quincy is like the worst example for this

[wet nebula]

People call caelid Detroit 🙏🏾😭

[raven girder]

2 fearless warriors

[bleak owl]

W madness edit ngl

[fresh marsh]

This is funny but I think the they them would be more like miquella or mohg

[tardy hill]

On the other hand, that's how you get Sellen at home

[pliant hare]

Lmao I'm dying, yesterday I reported a game on PlayStore directly to Bandai Namco, for using the Elden Rings logo for their purpose, today I got an answer from them and checking the PlayStore, and they apparently got fked by Miasaki personally because they took it down 😂😂😂

[tardy hill]

He told them to put their foolish ambitions to rest

[ornate trench]

“Don’t worry, we won’t jump you” ahh screenshot

[white pewter]

why did miyazaki add bats that can fling you off the storehouse beams at 300 km an hour

[umbral mirage]

I thought this said "inbred" for a moment

[earnest star]

just use a pike !

[white pewter]

nono it didn’t hit me

it just teleported me to the other side of the room

[long frost]

some of you tryna seamless a brand new playthrough ?

[nova meteor]

Bro 😭

[fleet kettle]

How's the name Fart Gulper for my character?

[indigo zealot]

magnificent

[topaz musk]

im glad youre enjoying glitchen ring

[slow dagger]

use thsi for your next argument

[gleaming delta]

Messmer Versus Captain America's Sheild (AOW ONLY) NG+7 No Hit

[harsh flax]

They didn’t even try to hide it 💀💀💀

[gleaming delta]

Thrusting Shield NG+7 Messmer No Hit

[gleaming delta]

i've seen these ads all over YT it's actually made me hate Godfrey's intro lines now it annoys me

[glass root]

sounds good, not quite Barf Drinker though

[white pewter]

i hope barf drinker pelts his poisonous rocks at me

[gleaming delta]

what brought this here lmao

[graceful plume]

@gleaming delta 🤣

[glass root]

thanks for this lol, gonna send it to my friend who is playing through ds1 for the first time blind

[cloud notch]

im done with this voodoo stuff

[runic kettle]

Hey ?

[coarse tangle]

😂

[spring lynx]

Guys, look who I caught

[analog star]

I didnt know he was chill like that

[agile wind]

smoked that elden pack with star dust in it

[brave moon]

who do i draw from elden ring?

[agile wind]

alexzander the iron fist

[slow dagger]

Olympian at Paris Olympics reveals his medal matches his League of Legends rank

[gleaming delta]

peak brainrot

[alpine wolf]

Is this a fr picture

Did you ask them to Nihil

If you didnt we're no longer friends 🙏

[spring lynx]

Guess we are no longer. You lost a sun bro
Jokes aside, I forgor

[umbral mirage]

I think there's something in his eye

[wise star]

John Elden Ring?

[indigo zealot]

John Elden Ring!

[prime dragon]

John Elden Ring.

[wise star]

Soulja boy.

[icy slate]

Well can't convince the AI otherwise but I found this to be funny.

[gleaming delta]

Seems fake. Paris medals contain hexagon in the middle.

[slow dagger]

got it from twitter so you're probably right

[agile wind]

what happened to rhaddans brain after fighting melenia

[gleaming delta]

Ancient Dripgon FortyStax

[gleaming delta]

peak scarlet rot

[alpine wolf]

NoOoOooo

[static flicker]

Lickdragon fortnitesex

[gleaming delta]

Go back to reddit

[slow dagger]

on God

[raven jay]

radahn mind waking up?

[spice gulch]

"Radahn is just a guy" Radahn isn't the mightiest demigod CONFIRMED

[ornate karma]

radahn is just a kid, and his life is a nightmare, but hes never said its unfair.

[hollow geode]

poor radahn

[upper flint]

did you actually just find that on the streets

[dire mortar]

the strongest we ever have fought radahn is when his soul was stuck in a reletive manlets body

we will never know what its like to fight prime radahn

[spice gulch]

You don't say

[dire mortar]

dlc Radahn is so much smaller to main game radahn its crazy

[spice gulch]

Ok

[zenith prism]

if anyone else is also on their first playthrough dm me lets be friends : )

[solemn anvil]

Best bleed build be like

[stuck bridge]

Happiest player

[hollow geode]

is it wrong I want the dung eater to squeeze his little finger in my anus? 🤔

[clever imp]

real

[pulsar shore]

I think his butt hole is bleeding

[hollow geode]

mist....or beast....

[pulsar shore]

Try fingers…
But hole

[zenith prism]

LF someone to watch their early - mid game play through / friends to text with the game about 18+

[queen jackal]

Bro got that oceans of blood 🙏💀

[tardy hill]

Yes, mr Tree Sentinel, this man right here

[vestal relic]

You will need this afterward

[spring lynx]

Cancer speed run???

[vital shadow]

Please tell me I’m not the only who saw this

[sour magnet]

Damn imma 3d print that

[gleaming delta]

And so the Erdtree will burn by the hand of i Vyke the dragonspear

[vivid oar]

Didn't see it before (I don't look at classical art usually) but now I definitely do

[steel bane]

Ocean of blood is real??

[glass root]

Artist: @loadingbones on Twitter

[spring lynx]

That wasn't his health bar, that was his patience level

[maiden peak]

what hosts pull out during an invasion

[spring lynx]

Godrick if he was a cool boss

Btw. The game name is Another crab's treasure for who's interested, it has some similarities with soulslike games

The way he splits the chopsticks and gets a hammer and a rapier chopsticks 💯

[white pewter]

i win

oh wait

[spring lynx]

Your sun-bro got you 🫂

[white pewter]

thanks :3

[pliant hare]

Bro probably ended with PTSD after that

[spring lynx]

Yeets the kids on the sewers and marries another man 💯 💯

[dire mortar]

whats sad is this probably is what went down.

[tough steppe]

does anyone know a fun build i can use from start to endgame?

[umbral arrow]

i like venomous fang with occult scaling and then mainly level arcane, all of which are obtainable immediately

[umbral mirage]

Godprick the Crabded

[near tree]

I just got 100% on Elden Ring and this is my tier list of Hardest to easiest bosses

[dire mortar]

Moghs weird zoning messed with my brain.

hes basicly the souls version of guile

[near tree]

Even with a mimic i was struggling to kill him

[near tree]

I used a flask wondrous physick with double healing to not die to his strong attack

[tardy hill]

Maliketh below Godrick baffles my eyes, even with Tiche it took me about an hour to kill him

[near tree]

I really loved Maliketh fight but in my experience mimic tear turns it to a very easy fight

[near tree]

For me the game was very hard in the beginning and was getting easier with time. In the end i killed every single boss first or second try (Not malenia)

[coral trellis]

Bro what did Draconic tree sentinel do to you😭

[near tree]

Bro. I died like 60 times to him.

[near tree]

I spent so much time trying to kill him, and hours. For some reason i could not for a long time

[coral trellis]

🤣yeah it’s funny to see what bosses people struggle on good job on beating the game btw

[near tree]

Thank you!! In fact i died more to him than to Malenia

[dire mortar]

ist tiche really that good?

[dusk trench]

after about 4 hours i finally killed godrick without weapons or spells

i did have the support summon and my wolves but still, fists only lmao

[near tree]

In my experience not really

[gleaming delta]

I Am The Lord Of Frenzied Flame

[wicked shuttle]

No

[little wing]

This is literally me

[shrewd tendon]

No its not bro

[nimble basalt]

no thats me

[upper flint]

yo wheres o neil? or the crucible knight and leonine misbgegotten duo? or godskin apostle?

[near tree]

All of that bosses you mentioned were not in the tier list i used but O neil i got on first try, leonine first try and crucible knight i am not quite sure maybe 5 or so. Apostle Secund try

[upper flint]

wait whos the koolaid man

[teal blade]

I was wondering that too. Fatboy noble maybe?

[upper flint]

ohhhhh maybe. its pretty obvious all the rest tho.

[plucky magnet]

jars

[upper flint]

well for the most part. jee i wonder who the guy on the horse could be.

[upper flint]

man what did the jars do to you

[plucky magnet]

hahaha

[mild trellis]

Build up Deadeye and shoot a great arrow

[glass root]

What's that boss in S tier next to Malenia?

[willow mica]

Draconic tree sentinel

[drowsy birch]

lf two hander tailsmen or giant crusher ill give anything

[glass root]

Really? huh I didn't find him too hard

[tepid anchor]

this gotta be a meme? right

[ocean abyss]

Gotta love unstable internet connection

[alpine wolf]

Me eating an EX flashkick for trying to jump in on mohg:

[trim thunder]

bait used to be believable

[gleaming delta]

Everybody gangsta until tarnished pull out a winchester

[mild trellis]

Born in the streets of Yharnam, pull up to Lands Between to slide on em

[gleaming delta]

Born in yharnam,raised in ashina,so this is why the tarnished of no renown was awaken

[zenith prism]

LF someone to watch their early - mid game play through / friends to text with the game about 18+

[upper flint]

guys is gurranq maliketh

[spice gulch]

Yes. He has a voice line after you kill him in Azula if you complete the Gurranq quest, I believe.

[spice gulch]

I would start a new playthrough only completed the game on one save so a fresh ng would be nice

[upper flint]

gurranq also has the amulet on his hand. no reason for anyone OTHER than maliketh to have that.

[spice gulch]

Yea that too

[zenith prism]

ok

[worthy stone]

I’d think more like godrick would

Nvm he’d graft the cement to him or something

[upper flint]

morgott is too smart to eat cement as a baby

[worthy stone]

Miquella would try to charm the cement

[upper flint]

what about godwyn?

[worthy stone]

Not sure

[upper flint]

hes also the dead one

[upper flint]

how does this work aren't they the same person

or is that miquella? istg i cant tell if thats miquella or marika. i also can't tell if thats radagon or radahn.

[pliant hare]

What does it have to do with Internet connection? You literally just didn't rolled brah

[deep tulip]

Yall remember the time when the Erdtree decided to become an author?

[rocky prawn]

I remember beating that game it was really fun

[meager pilot]

Hey I alr beat the game, just beat the dlc final boss and most side bosses, what would you recommend I do? Should I get Ng+ or should I check out other games like Witcher or more souls games like sekiro? Is Ng+ fly that interesting or is it just fun but not too good

[white pewter]

at least do one ng+ cycle

[meager pilot]

Ok

[loud osprey]

Singapore’s yearly National Day song was abit different today…🇸🇬

[quasi gust]

Where you go i go lookin ahh

[fleet kettle]

Why do people still think Miquella is a "femboy" and not a child? I guess they don't know the lore about him being afflicted with eternal childhood?

[quasi gust]

You also seem to not know the lore completely, the curse broke when mohg offed his body

What we seen in the dlc is his soul or whatever it is called in elden ring but he is free from the curse finally

[fleet kettle]

Is that stated specifically anywhere lol

[solemn moss]

miquella is a dude...

[quasi gust]

Well looking at the evidence and what miquella's crosses and actions imply he shed his curse, and any connection to the outer gods when he gave up so much of his body, soul and personality

[fleet kettle]

But don't the crosses also suggest he was shedding physical parts of himself

[quasi gust]

Yes that's what i said, he sacrificed so much he broke his great rune, that completely freed him

Ascending to godhood was only needed so he can lead the lands between away from the outer gods

[fleet kettle]

That would mean he was still physical until he ascended into "full godhood" no?

[quasi gust]

His real physical body is in the cocoon dead, that was the start on the road full of sacrifices so he could bring a better world

And i am sad that there is no option to side with him

[fleet kettle]

Then how was he leaving eyeballs and parts of his arm and all that

[quasi gust]

Well i guess if you let him steal your heart and don't beat the final boss of the dlc but just move on you can headcanon that as an ending

[quasi gust]

He manifested in a body in the lands of shadows and kept sacrificing even from that

Like dying was enough to stop a demigod, he could only die fully if we kill him using destined death

That's why he had a chance to bring radahn back in mohg's body, we didn't free destined death at that point, so knowing we don't need to reach that point in the game miquella can still come back after we defeat them

[fleet kettle]

Wait no I get it whoops

[quasi gust]

You don't need to reach that point, i just finished the dlc before i defeated fire giant. Destined death isn't freed at that point and i think in canonical order going through the story the tarnished goes there before burning the erdtree

[fleet kettle]

Still even it makes me feel weird about the sexualisation of Miquella considering the whole being a kid for most of his existence

[quasi gust]

I wanna hug him tho and tell him he's gonna be fine

[fleet kettle]

Is that supposed to reassure me or something that it isn't weird lol

[white pewter]

welp

[quasi gust]

Oh my god the star fingers! A jojo reference

[white pewter]

look at the top

[quasi gust]

Ye those are lost, sorry for your loss lad lmao

[white pewter]

nearly a million too

[wintry mortar]

yuuuh

[wintry mortar]

thats not THAT bad

[rugged quiver]

Who can give me elden rings on steam please

[tardy hill]

Gaben
Duh

[ocean abyss]

Brother he teleported forward

[pliant hare]

This doesn't have anything to do with your connection, it's a hardware issue, or an engine bug.

And the "teleport" was small AF, there was still enough time to react and roll

[ocean abyss]

Ok my bad I should have foreseen him teleporting directly on top of me and one shorting me

[maiden peak]

Should've rolled

[ocean abyss]

You right

[uncut cove]

I think it’s supposed to be miquella barging in on radahn

[brazen herald]

Opens elden-fun
sees argument
Closes elden-fun

[tough steppe]

can anyone drop me a milady or sword of night

[near tree]

Draconic Tree sentinel

[near tree]

Bait? As you see no bait at all lol

[upper flint]

ayyyyy godof warrrr

[near tree]

God of War is good, waiting for Ragnarok now

[upper flint]

im getting harassed by chatGPT. chatGPT has harassed an entire server's worth of people now. as far as i know.

[earnest star]

try turning it off

[upper flint]

i dont have the power

[pulsar shore]

Damn they cooked when they made this shi

[inner flax]

Thats basicly the church

[pulsar shore]

?

[pulsar shore]

Oh

[torpid kayak]

Romania no longer exists

[brave depot]

romania has been cast into the lands of shadows

[weary gale]

sexy girl

[crisp jacinth]

would. 👅

[weary gale]

segz

by @shauniraven

[spring lynx]

Damn, the elden community really loves rotting girls

[sharp sentinel]

Fingies

[spring lynx]

Fingas

[glass root]

better have 190GB of free space in that SSD of yours 💀

[brave comet]

Help me boss ?

[gleaming delta]

Oceans of Blood enjoyer

ive finally arrived

[gleaming delta]

As a romanian i can agree

[steel bane]

Welcome vyke

[pseudo kite]

Can some one give me runes

I'm down bad

[pseudo kite]

Ya

[brazen herald]

am at Elleh, pw 12049
I'll wait 10 minutes max

[static flicker]

☹️

[upper flint]

worry not, mimic tear. there will always be those who appreciate your assistance and willingness.

[static flicker]

[spring lynx]

Pleeeease, can someone tell me where to find this summon? He seems like a cool guy

[unreal tinsel]

pretty sure thats from DLC

[spring lynx]

Damn, I need to search him. He seems cool

[umbral mirage]

Yeah, it's DLC. He's north of ||the temple town ruins site of grace||

[mighty basin]

Useless bro c:

[livid echo]

getting 100% in elden ring isn't that hard you can get it probably under 20 hours if you are fast enough

[near tree]

I dont even have SSD💀

[near tree]

Yeah but bro is hatting

[fallen jewel]

🇨 🇺 🇷 🇸 🇪🐉 🇾 🇴 🇺🐉 🇧 🇦 🇾 🇱 🇪 🇪 🇪

[vestal relic]

Easy steal

[spring lynx]

💀 hell nah

[vital sierra]

they literally do move in while she's hovering in the air lmao 😂😂

[gleaming delta]

... you know how new "danced" enemies in shadowlands grab player with their feet and toss you around. What if Renalla ... ???

[vital sierra]

lord have mercy
(this is a joke i have no sexual interest in feet lmao)

[fiery willow]

Are unrelated memes or funny videos allowed

[stuck cedar]

I did it guys

[fiery willow]

Good job

[stuck cedar]

Thank you thank you

[gleaming delta]

U became john elden ring

[stuck cedar]

I did

[sly raven]

Yo me too not that long ago

[stuck cedar]

We are John Elden ring

[sly raven]

What was ur last trophy

[deep sleet]

Elden John

[mental radish]

Loretta's warsickle should been what the carian sorcery sword was

[spice gulch]

AoW version of Carian Piercer I'd say would be better

[pulsar shore]

Håmbúrgër

[dusky hull]

How it looks.

How it feels.

[steady linden]

doesn't feel very good when the mimic tear is used against you, does it?

[hallow iron]

this would be actual hell

[tardy hill]

Oof

[glad basin]

No maidens

Or many maiden’s

[pliant hare]

Seeing wtf is going on in this discord, no wonder y'all maidenless 😂

[mental radish]

How it feels when you get summoned by a dude wearing radahn armor using bloodhounds fang :