elden-fun

[fleet kettle]

bababooey bababooey skibidi skibidi

[mental epoch]

i think that's his point

[hot ermine]

Im 17 and i will kiss my lovely shotgun soon if i have to fight melania again

Na

[mental epoch]

jesus christ man i do wonder why kids be in this server sometimes

[hot ermine]

Not if Ur under Level 80

[spice stag]

Go kill her 1st try rn then😭

[hot ermine]

Atleast i can pet cats when im at my dads house

[spice stag]

Now do it with ur eyes closed

[hot ermine]

I dont use New game plus bc i just start New Charakter

Shame on u

[mental epoch]

my thoughts exactly, esp when kids just post almost nsfw images

[hot ermine]

Real

Das crazy

🥒rick?

I love them (jk)

[hot ermine]

Hes gigchad

[cosmic meteor]

Gimme

[cosmic meteor]

Radahns pet cat

[hot ermine]

Real

[light jolt]

[dim peak]

Mother, wouldst thou truly lordship sanction, in one so bereft of light?

[limpid basin]

It’s… it’s giving Diddy, sir.

[ruby dust]

get a PS5 peak gaming experience ong🗣️🔥🔥

[gritty knoll]

Who can give me runes💀

[cosmic meteor]

wtf

[indigo zealot]

would

[celest steeple]

Epic embed fail 🙂‍↕️

[fluid cove]

🥲

[celest steeple]

You got this

[static flicker]

Ain't no way

[brazen herald]

nah

[brave depot]

i keep seeing this image of miquella with a huge ass being posted here, i don't think it's ironic anymore

[fluid cove]

Appreciate u bro 🙏🙏

[celest steeple]

He's most vulnerable when he roars

[celest steeple]

Its a terrible days to have eyes

[gleaming delta]

awwww kitty ☺️

[near grove]

@celest steeple want to see more?

[limpid basin]

It’s giving Diddy, Bro.

Miquella is a Child.

[gleaming delta]

Guess what weapon i used

[zealous sapphire]

Me

[whole iron]

Or whatever that one dude says

My ring tone rn is Igon's speech, it's great at parties

[carmine pebble]

Why would they put an area you can fall INSIDE the arena 😭

[celest steeple]

Moby D but awesome

[whole iron]

🤣 you said the D word

[celest steeple]

I can't say it due to mods 😫

[orchid wind]

Why is elden ring so majestic???

[celest steeple]

Miyazaki is talented Ig

[celest steeple]

Yummers

[trim thunder]

backhand blade w/ swift slash

[vapid sonnet]

"Mongrel intruder"
"Thourt'.. quirked up, it seemeth.."

[orchid wind]

I'm about to go into the dlc, should I try to do more damage to beat it?

[white pewter]

you’ll get more powerful in the dlc regardless. the difficulty scales with player level, you’ll find the way to get stronger when you go in.

[orchid wind]

Wast actually asking but thanks lol

[white pewter]

oh

[orchid wind]

It's alright it was just a joke look at the bottom of the pic

[vagrant jolt]

They put me in a jar 😔

[gleaming delta]

Swift slash ur correct

[pulsar shore]

Imagine you got invaded

[vagrant jolt]

That would be hilarious, especially since it went back down after a moment

[lusty crystal]

bro im fighting rellana and she shot the little swords off her head but then i had to dodge that but i didnt have time to get up to jump over the moons

[deep sleet]

wtf did you do

[umbral mirage]

Soldier of Jarrick

[orchid wind]

I made a joke and someone didn't understand it and felt bad about it

[languid sail]

Nitro gw event dc in my about me also it’s a Elden ring streamers server so join Lollll on

[orchid wind]

This joke

[deep sleet]

No I meant with -110 dr

[orchid wind]

Arbys food

[hasty frigate]

How Mohg was explaining it to us before the dlc

[teal turtle]

Anyone?

[orchid wind]

Anyone?

[teal turtle]

I’m asking if anyone can relate to this

[wide sluice]

Me

[teal turtle]

It’s weird af

[somber bear]

This move is dumb sometimes

[opaque summit]

So close

[pulsar shore]

Aww you’ll get them next time, hang in there you got this!

[solemn mirage]

Bro…

[vivid oar]

Curse you Miquella!!!

Then says that all he wanted was an honourable death 😭

[ruby dust]

type shi ong

[cosmic meteor]

He’s a little rough around the edges but he’s got the spirit

[whole iron]

Idk if I found this here or somewhere else, but it's a gooder!

[vocal ravine]

Did the first one hit the scadutree 💀💀💀

[mighty jewel]

Exactly why 😂

[whole iron]

🤣🤣

[vocal ravine]

To be caution of your surroundings.

Some bosses had obstacles in their arena like in margits fight he could knock you off and in rennalas look up to avoid falling debris.

[mighty jewel]

yes, that's what I meant

[vocal ravine]

Ik and they should also remember that ledge but they were probably scared of beats clergyman killing them tbh.

[mighty jewel]

you can also always plan your next move so that you don't eventually end up near the edge lol

[vocal ravine]

Yes, like rolling or strafing to the left.

[woeful surge]

can someone help me on the dragonlord

[maiden peak]

Um ackshually hollow knights respawn system is non canon ☝️🤓

[steep osprey]

What do you prepare
Fai or int

[mighty jewel]

I started with INT and such spell of destruction but recently found Faith incantations much more enjoyable and cool.
After my last Rebirth my stats are 62 INT and 72 Faith. Also have 98% of the spells.

[quasi gust]

I find this comic epic

[vital sierra]

it's a miquella×radhan fancope

don't read it

[dim dome]

excuse me?

[ruby dust]

oh god not the incest comic

[quasi gust]

Nah Radahn x Malenia and Miquella records it

[quasi gust]

Seen worse

[dim dome]

that even worse

[vital sierra]

ah ok that's better phew

[vital sierra]

at least it's not incest pedophilia

just incest😂

[dim dome]

idk still seems bad to me

[vital sierra]

well yeah

[fossil mauve]

this is just sad man

[nocturne cobalt]

F

[jovial bay]

People didn't even have the wherewithal to hold off for five minutes before screaming pedo meanwhile Miquellas in the back looking like griffith but less non-gender conforming

[white pewter]

oh god i see it

[quasi gust]

That was the point

[prime zinc]

Wow

[quasi gust]

Stop comparing bro to Griffith

[jovial bay]

He is unironically a griffith stand-in, an androgynous, charming character looking to create a utopia through whatever means are needed, even sacrificing his very soul.

If you can't see that, don't blame me, but don't tell me what to make comparisons with

[vital sierra]

who the hell is this griffin guy why does everyone keep crying about him

[quasi gust]

Peter griffin i swear

[quasi gust]

Fair but he's still not as bad as griffith

[jovial bay]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-berserk-griffith-necklace-off-gif-17645086

See the resembelance? The design inspiration is uh, pretty clear

[vital sierra]

lmao i can see what you mean😂

at least we get to kill miquella before he did anything too bad

i assume this Griffith is still not dead

[jovial bay]

I mean, we're talking about 50/50, miquella is behind many of the games horrid events

he might even be worse frankly but alot of it is vague and hinted at

[vital sierra]

he sent malenia to force radhan to honor the vow even if he didn't want to

[jovial bay]

The only reason griffith seems worse is because it was absolutely flagrant, he sacrificed thousands of people and assaulted his best friends girlfriend in front of him

that's pretty bad but adolf hitler did worse setting behind a desk

[vital sierra]

what happened to Griffith afterwards

[jovial bay]

In a surprising turn he actually achieved his goals, making a utopia like kingdom where apostles and humans live in relative harmony. All it took was a blood arena where they could settle their differences.

[vital sierra]

and i assume the man character didn't get revenge

[jovial bay]

He chose not to if I remember right but I haven't read berserk in a minute

kind of looked at the larger picture and said "ya know we could be doing this, or we could be letting these innocent people get eaten by the monsters right outside the walls of your kingdom huh"

[vital sierra]

ah so all people needed is a safe space to vent

this Griffith guy seems very inclusive

[vital sierra]

the classic distraction form the main goal being within grasp

[jovial bay]

He basically made a choice to sacrifice his morality for his goals which is screwed but unlike most of the people who do that, he actually got there

that's why poeople go BUUUUUH GRIFFITH TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON

and they're right but it's never right for the correct reasons

now, I can't say anything on why he chose to assault caska,

[vital sierra]

pretty unique manga ngl

[jovial bay]

that may have just been spitting in guts face

ya know, cutting ties to join the godhand

[vital sierra]

i think he he had a weird kink and finally got to satisfy it😂

or maybe he just wanted to ruin gut's life

[limpid basin]

Such talent wasted

[maiden peak]

the only vessel in the entire game that respawns is the player character, every single other one just kind of stays dead. Shades are canon but the knight magically respawning at the nearest bench and retrieving their shade isn't 🤷

[quasi gust]

He took that vow, no biching out

[vital sierra]

if radhan ever had a single voiceline I'd be him saying thank you right before getting killed by the tarnished

in both fights

[quasi gust]

Nah Radahn needs to say "not you again"

[quasi gust]

Now that's just rude man

[limpid basin]

It’s an incest fic no?

[quasi gust]

Could be an ntr drawing so we should be thankful that it's only incest

[limpid basin]

Unless someone paid for it tho I don’t see why this should exist

[mighty jewel]

Ah and I noticed that I think they updated the game that after victory the Felled screen doesn't come that fast and the items too just because this could happen.... that you die before or same time as slaying.... Or is it just me I dunno...

[quasi gust]

Different people liking Different things

[limpid basin]

Fugg it, ish ya life

[quasi gust]

Collecting the broken runes during the bayle fight be like

[vital sierra]

bayle fight has broken runes wtf?

[quasi gust]

They are scattered around the arena

[vital sierra]

i was too busy getting nuked to notice them

[pliant hare]

The question is, what the fk you need that amount of runes for?

[dim dome]

you bought lvls? wdym by that

isn't that illegal?

[white pewter]

it's not illegal, but it might as well be

[maiden peak]

not really, getting there on your own isn't very hard, just time consuming unless you want to do things that this server apparently blocks the words for. If someone wants to spend real world money instead that's just dumb not illegal

[quasi gust]

Not even dumb just lazy

[vital sierra]

yeah bro got scammed😂

[gleaming delta]

Pov:godskin noble

[rocky citrus]

He using Whip in PvP 🐒

[verbal ruin]

He is though

[silk citrus]

have i redeemed myself?

[vital sierra]

same cheese different stuff

[silk citrus]

bruh

[vital sierra]

giant crusher is elden ring easy mode

only noobs resort to such cheesy tactics

[dire mortar]

/

[silk citrus]

Man you just sad you cant unga bonga with us

[regal lynx]

I invaded some random guy to fight, now there's a cult going on

[vital sierra]

maybe

[sudden badger]

@jovial bay thumbs up for your intro

[fleet kettle]

Why do they have to make the effeminate evil men so hot smh

[royal sinew]

💀

[dim peak]

Pov: Varrè

[crisp jacinth]

"summons make the game easy"
summons:

[cosmic meteor]

Anybody else got this ad advertising there game but it’s just clips of Elden ring?😭

[jovial bay]

?ban @terse lily fun fact:rune sales aren't allowed here, buying or purchasing

[mild vortex]

z3tr_qp_88789 was banned. | fun fact:rune sales aren't allowed here, buying or purchasing

[jovial bay]

?ban @twin bridge rule 2

[mild vortex]

little_mask2.0 was banned. | rule 2

[jovial bay]

Grazi

[umbral mirage]

Rule 2? Is good I no hate speech. I like speech much.

[spark solar]

"Let's take opium ibuprofen together Tarnished !"
Artist : me

[silver wave]

There's not enough St Trina lean art. She's literally purple and gives you juice that makes you fall asleep and die.

[gray tendon]

chat rate the build

[cerulean mortar]

In the words of Varre: “feel free to go off and die in a ditch”

[gray tendon]

real

i use varres mask cuz i have thorns

[ruby dust]

i hate this with all of my being.

no reds is insane

bro is rolling like the piillsbury dough boy

[orchid wind]

mId, make the ash of war on the guts sword into bleed, and switch your horse out for bleed perfume bottles, who needs a horse anyway

[nocturne mesa]

Yay

[fallen hornet]

Guys, rate the build

[gleaming delta]

Why do you have the worse Alexander shard

[valid haven]

rate the build

[gleaming delta]

Not using bare fists means 0/10

[sand flower]

I wasn’t sure if you were trolling or not but then I realized the short sword was unupgraded

[gleaming delta]

That's to activate the rtsr

[quasi marlin]

Guys rate my Er setup

[lucid tapir]

This could literally be a wallpaper

[gray tendon]

10/10

[quasi marlin]

🧐

[fallen hornet]

Should that be lord of blood? I was using the that also.

[gleaming delta]

Idk

[quasi marlin]

Rate my game

[fallen hornet]

9/10

[slow dagger]

Why.

[royal sinew]

Why do you not like piggy

[slow dagger]

i do like him its just kind of cursed, could you tell me where you got that though

[slow dagger]

how to get emote

[royal sinew]

I found the image on twitter from a dataminer and then edited myself

[slow dagger]

This made me laugh uncontrollably

LOL

[gleaming delta]

How good is cannon-imp spirit ash?

[gleaming delta]

looks like deathblight basilisks

[gilded isle]

Anyone wiling to give me Millicents prosthesis

[zealous nimbus]

Looks like ff4

[umbral arrow]

corhyn's questline

[gray tendon]

Guys rate my build (using thorns and 2 buffs)

[slow dagger]

thank you

[fleet kettle]

What's the quickest dex weapon that uses somber smithing stones to get? My friend didn't collect bearings for normal stones but he happens to have plenty to max out a special weapon

Int, fth, arc are all bad str is 22 dex is 42

[gleaming delta]

so close to being perfect now get rid of the club and it'll be a 10/10

[gleaming delta]

Bludhound fang?

[rare mesa]

promised consort?

[cerulean mortar]

Bloodhound’s fang probably

[strong gazelle]

me staring directly at the grab that ive been hit with 5 times and still havent learned how to dodge

[teal turtle]

real

[nocturne cobalt]

Wait did I post this already

Nah

[rare mesa]

no way

[teal turtle]

What’s this?

[rare mesa]

did you play the dlc?

[teal turtle]

No, I just started a few weeks ago

[rare mesa]

youll get it when you play the dlc

[teal turtle]

I’m not planning to lol

[rare mesa]

why are you telling me this in the memes channel man

[teal turtle]

Cause we’re here?

Anyway, this:

[waxen vector]

Frenzied flame?

[quasi gust]

Torrent plushie you will be mine

[bright dragon]

Can someone help me with ruins

[weary jacinth]

Frenzied flame

[tepid hare]

Age of Order

[reef pecan]

i need 3

[teal turtle]

I haven’t beat the game yet but lmao still, I think I get it

[ruby dust]

May the Golden Order Shine through you

[gleaming delta]

Serosh when he was little (with loux just doing mass murders on the battlefield)

[sharp crown]

does queen marika canonically have a fat ass? did she sit on the elden ring and break it?

[gleaming delta]

I think this image explains what my face looked like when i read the message above me

[sharp crown]

is the gooner fanart model of queen marika canonically?

[quasi gust]

I mean when it appeared on the 3d model site i use it got striked down by bandai so i guess so xd

[smoky remnant]

First edit, w or l

[sharp crown]

Why did marika let godfrey's old ass hit? is that why mohg and morgott are so ugly?

[bitter anchor]

"No Tarnished were injured during the making of this video"

[quasi gust]

They are cursed cuz Marika is cursed by the hornsent also cuz Godfrey has links to the crucible wich the hornsent simp for

[stone island]

guys

[teal turtle]

You killed me

[vivid oar]

Please tell me this is actually available to buy

[sterile matrix]

Nothing is funnier than the community doing a complete 180 on Mohg thanks to this dlc

[vivid oar]

If only a 180 was also done to Miquella

[sharp crown]

are you sure his age hasn't affected his sperm cells to be deformed?

[quasi gust]

Most likely

[reef pecan]

its on places like play asia for like $40 if you google elden ring torrent plushie it should come up on places like ebay

[wooden kindle]

Win

[quasi gust]

Sent em the link

[sharp crown]

playboi caelid

[trim thunder]

peak dnd magic item idea

[loud pebble]

Robbing the manufacturer I NEED IT RWHH

[loud pebble]

Neither, frenzy flame for my pookie wookie Kalé‼️

[quasi gust]

Plants vs Zombies reference

[sharp crown]

if if the elden lord ending showed marika giving me a lap dance on the elden throne, it would have been the best from software ending

[mighty jewel]

planning to what? to play it or not get the joke? lmao

[ruby dust]

Holy Paladin build so far

[tardy hill]

lvl 376
Technical question, do you still find any coop like that?

[white pewter]

wretched

[ruby dust]

barely ever☹️ but ion wanna start over on a different character because this one is literally perfect

[quasi gust]

Holy damage dropps off so hard at the end game

[frigid wolf]

That was the closest I got to beating Astel before his stupid grab killed me

[tardy hill]

Obvious question but have you tried Latenna?
By this point you can upgrade her to +10 and she'll make him hurt
ALOT
Hell, did him first try with her doing like 75% dmg lol, that bastard is absolutely atrocious to fight in melee

[somber saffron]

what are your talismans?

[earnest star]

i do not find astel very difficult in melee at all

[somber saffron]

He should get more upgrades for flasks

[earnest star]

casters barely damage him except with like two spells that do the right damage type

[frigid wolf]

I managed to beat him, just one of the screenshots I got. I had the Crimson Talisman that increases maximum healt, a talisman that raises focus and a talisman that gives you health after a critical hit.

[frigid wolf]

First time playing, so I don't really know who Latenna is

[somber saffron]

good job! but i recommend if you are using assassins crimson dagger that you go a stance breaker build

[earnest star]

i also say that crimson amber talisman generally is worthless compared to other more build relevant talismans

[somber saffron]

He should grab the holy scorpion talisman

[earnest star]

you do you but those are p useless for astel ! but yeah holy scorpion is great

[somber saffron]

i know, i use holy build and thats my main talisman

[frigid wolf]

I've been running around the game as a Vagabond. Been using the Blue-Gold kite shield+6 and the ornamental sword +7

[earnest star]

why did you upgrade the shield?

[somber saffron]

You know that ornamental sword is two sword?

[frigid wolf]

I didn't know that. I've just been using it one-handed for a while cause I liked being able to block with the shield and counter. ALso I've been upgrading the shield cause I thought it would do better defense wise.

[somber saffron]

I don't recommend you using the shield in pve, but if you want to use it swap the dagger talisman for turtule neck talisman

[earnest star]

it has 100% physical from the get go. upgrading is for damage and for elemental resistance on some shields. unless you’re fighting magic and you really can’t just dodge it not worth the runes and stones to upgrade. the ornamental sword is two if you two hand it, the ash of war unlocks some of the moves the boss uses.

[frigid wolf]

Ooooh, okay. I'm still relatively new to Elden Ring. This is really the farthest I've gotten on my first playthrough, so there's a lot more I'm still learning

[earnest star]

sword and board is a great way to fight in pve at least until you hit the more furiously destructive bosses. guard counters are very strong

feel free to dm if you want advice or a summon or whatever

[frigid wolf]

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind!

[ruby dust]

i know but its just so good for the early/mid game☹️

[quasi gust]

True and it's fun to rp

[feral void]

People like this really piss me off

[feral void]

"Honey, where's my jar Cannon?"

[drowsy wagon]

Amen

[tardy hill]

I've zero clue what was censor's problem with my message, but anyway:

[slow dagger]

Im forever going to be tormented in my dreams

[feral void]

That was over pretty quickly

[fleet kettle]

Don't search queen marika in gifs

[slow dagger]

im traumatized

[fleet kettle]

elden ring main theme starts playing

[slow dagger]

fr

[nocturne cobalt]

Beat Consort Radahn last night, enjoy this badly made meme

[marsh patio]

I'm not the only one who thinks this looks really tasty right?

[marsh patio]

Nah but srs, everytime I see a round rock, I want to eat it

[nocturne cobalt]

Took too long, got beaten to the punch

[nocturne cobalt]

Thought it would be the same color as discord dark mode so I put space at the top but now it just looks bad

[earnest star]

i’m with you

[marsh patio]

Thank you!

[vivid oar]

The silly little guy

[cunning herald]

who is on ps4 and can help with maliketh

[gleaming delta]

There are platform specific co op channels 😭

[cunning herald]

wheree

recon what farming method did u use

[gleaming delta]

Get Playstation role

[cunning herald]

how

[gleaming delta]

😭

[nocturne cobalt]

#playstation-co-op

[cunning herald]

i dont have access

[wheat tusk]

I love miquella

[wheat tusk]

Ain't that ZBOTW?

[nocturne cobalt]

Yeah

[wheat tusk]

You play?

[nocturne cobalt]

Not anymore

[wheat tusk]

Dang

[static flicker]

We elden ring players share one braincell (how tf did so many of yall fall down the elevator 😭😭)

[hollow mountain]

Probably weren't paying attention and thought it was there when it in fact was not I've seen that happen with the ghosts that you see run around and laughed for like five minutes afterwards

[static flicker]

Nah bro some of them were deadass waiting there (for probably the elevator) and then immediately jumped down 😭😭

[fleet kettle]

Link eats rocks?

[lucid tapir]

In the botw DLC, Daruks diary tells us this

[brave depot]

you can cook and eat rocks too

[vivid oar]

Eh, he didn't usually, but he did when the Gorons/Daruk basically invited him to their meal

It's not like he was eating rocks at Hyrule Castle before the Calamity

[fleet kettle]

You eat rocks ONE time with your goron friends and EVERYBODY thinks you're eating rocks for fun at the weekends smh

[clear drum]

I just did O&S sl1 no-hit on ps4 and my heart almost poped out of my chest

Also i have combustion equiped but i don't have pyromancy flame so i didn't use pyromancy

[lucid tapir]

gg

The skill is strong with this one

[silver wave]

David Lynch

[tardy hill]

'This person tried to unlock your iphone:'

[slow dagger]

whos that

[silver wave]

One of the GOAT directors

[slow dagger]

of what

[silver wave]

Twin Peaks, Eraserhead, Mulholland Drive, Inland Empire etc

[slow dagger]

never heard of it

[silver wave]

You never even heard of Twin Peaks? Well in it electricity is associated with the spirit world.

[vivid oar]

lol, right on point

Have to say, though, Link ate hundreds upon hundreds of Rock Hard Food when I was doing Master Mode Trials of the Sword (bombed every tree possible to use each individual Wood as a dish)

[gleaming delta]

My Moma got me BLOODBORNe on PC🤑 😎

[naive swan]

Is it worth to sell ?

[lunar heart]

It is never worth it to sell anything

[silent laurel]

200 runes though...

[regal frigate]

Do you know about moghwn rune farm?

[naive swan]

yuppp

[regal frigate]

Then why sell an item?

[trim thunder]

ragebait, thats why

[naive swan]

Damn bro, it's a joke...

That's 1 of the hardest item to have.. And Kale is buying it for 200 runes ( it took abt 3 hours to have only 1 of thoses magma blade lmao )

[regal frigate]

Idk what those are but definitely don’t sell items when you don’t have to

[nocturne cobalt]

wtf is this

[teal turtle]

One of my conversations

[fallen hornet]

Honestly that's one of the most normal I've seen

[teal turtle]

gasping for air

[gleaming delta]

No those the rarest weapons 😭

[mortal cairn]

tapping me in the corner wtf lmao

[steep trout]

Lmfao

[brave depot]

is this seamless

[dry jasper]

opa rapaziada, algm poderia me ajudar a derrotar o gigante de fogo?

Hey guys, could someone help me defeat the fire giant?

[tacit hill]

is that seemless co op?

[steep trout]

Yea seamless, up to 6 players, and more as invaders

[feral pier]

i need help nial pw 145

[brave depot]

which ng?

[gleaming delta]

vomit inducing

[tardy hill]

Placi's gonna have one helluva wake up call

[orchid wind]

He was flabbergasted

[limber rapids]

goldenhippo

[strong gazelle]

my reaction to doing 2000+ damage with a completely unupgraded gargoyle's black blade

[cloud fractal]

Tbh some enemies in zelda are scarier than Elden ring's, I think hobogoblins are depraved and would fry link alive if captured

[gleaming delta]

Hollowed izutsumi - you need to eat.

[nocturne cobalt]

Kbity

[gleaming delta]

Voiced by trailer narrator:

1. Forgotten Cardozio - High chaplain of twisting numerics!
2. Revelled Corginaius - Survivor of boned crusade!
3. Tarnished Driplord - procurer of foreign arms!

[celest steeple]

Now that's some good lore

[gleaming delta]

Sviborg Moon - Patron of Savage Ruscavarian sorcerers!

source from old russian meme
ball is supposed to be so brutal that it can beat Chuck Norris.

[vestal fable]

mann i dont even wanna know if these are two guys

[lunar heart]

@jovial bay NSFW

[gleaming delta]

Discord being discord

[regal frigate]

Worked as intended 👍

[gilded isle]

Anyone dropping runes?

[cerulean mortar]

I’ll be dropping these nuts in ya mouth

[static flicker]

Yoooo

Chat is this rizz???

[wheat tusk]

Wait miquella's gay?

[wheat tusk]

What does that mean

[pulsar shore]

<@&894891802488885248>

[velvet minnow]

Are we happy now?

[grand vault]

bleed easy bleed bad bleed stupid

[umbral mirage]

Three streamers out of ten gorgillion are using bleed. This is a travesty of unprecedented proportions.

[frozen berry]

Who else watching the Olympics

[brazen herald]

Am on toilet, this helped

[wheat tusk]

Guys, where is milicent after you help her invade her sisters?

Got the rotten winged insignia btw

[fringe leaf]

shes by the place where you fought her sisters

[wheat tusk]

I didn't see her lemme check again

Thanks

[wheat tusk]

What does miquella's needle do?

[white pewter]

removes the ||frenzied flame ending|| if you use it in ||placidusax's arena||, cause lore ig

[wheat tusk]

What?

[ruby dust]

if you shank yourself after getting diddled by burnt fingers then the needle is burn cream

[wheat tusk]

Shank? Diddled?😭😭

[ruby dust]

needle make madness go bye bye

[wheat tusk]

Ohhhh thanks

Wait can you get the frenzied flame ending but without melina? (Melina sacrificed herself)

[white pewter]

yeah, so long as you’re willing to face the pit

[wheat tusk]

Nah

[tardy hill]

Yes, you can get girl lit, then say SIKE and go and hug three fingers

[pine sonnet]

I might just be in caelid

[dark rain]

Beautiful

[weary gale]

They staged a speedrun on insults, blasphemy and etc.

[inland storm]

as it should be

[viral moon]

No SC

[teal turtle]

Real

[teal turtle]

I don’t care if this was sent hours ago I’m telling you that I want to watch that show in ur pfp

[cold panther]

Pre nuke

[deep sleet]

Charo’s hidden grave

[weary gale]

The new boss in the Elden Ring:

[slender mountain]

[mental crystal]

💀💀💀

[dusky hull]

He wasn't that bad when I fought him. Though that could have just been moveset RNG.

[frigid quail]

He's unironically a great boss
All of his attacks are telegraphed

Charge can be a little iffy but I found it pretty consistent to just use torrent or Dodge forward and to the left

[dawn swan]

When’s the freaky ring dlc

[grizzled rover]

skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

[brazen herald]

Stfu

[vivid oar]

Please tell me this wasn't official

[cerulean mortar]

Horse bosses in general always have a bit of gank to them no matter what, I also think he runs away too much to consistently get stance breaks, and he gets caught on parts of the arena with certain moves especially in phase two, the invincibility on his charge on top of its already kind of iffy hitbox is insult to injury imo

he’s not like horrible or anything but that + the lack of new music, atmosphere, buildup, or a cutscene makes him probably the weakest main boss in the dlc imo, Metyr and the Lion might be slightly worse to fight by just a bit in certain ways but they make up for it in other areas imo

[gleaming delta]

Watch and cook!

[teal turtle]

😁👍

[dense granite]

real

[gleaming delta]

Romina - Saiyan of the Sprite ©

[dawn swan]

It was a joke😭

[gleaming delta]

Depraved dancing dungeater (literally).

[earnest star]

i don’t get it

[teal turtle]

Virgil

[hot wasp]

https://medal.tv/games/elden-ring/clips/im8LRuypg2Csu59pr/d1337oui5gxM?invite=cr-MSxTNDIsMjAxMDc5OTMyLA

[teal turtle]

Pull out my 500 magnum and BANG

[last depot]

Average first phase Midra experience:

[last depot]

You know some people would say smash

[teal turtle]

As an ex-Zelda player (I got rid of my Nintendo) I love ^this^

[mental crystal]

Ty

[teal turtle]

‘course

[umbral mirage]

Scream in confusion and terror

[teal turtle]

Or just pump em full of lead, like me

[marsh robin]

jjk haters gaining more points on "Why jjk sucks" every new chapter

[silver wave]

I keep confusing jjk with the band ajj

[sour aurora]

how lmao

[cyan needle]

I love JJK but that's facts, jjk going downhill

[marsh robin]

it was like my 3rd of 4th anime i watched, and i realize there are so many better shows. And anime like jjk just imo arent cooking (~13 episodes anime are peak)

although jjk is quite short, with how much material it has the series is never gonna end. and i hate that.

[marsh robin]

you can get to roundtable by sitting at a few sights of grace, not just hte margit one, so if someone were to take a teleporter to caelid or even lyndell, they would be able to go to roundtable. A few teleporters like taht are around limgrave, for example, i went to roundtable before i fought margit, so if someone were to quit in between those times then those numbers make sense

[sour aurora]

damn alr

[light jolt]

Elden ring fanbase learning the mohg allegations were wrong

[earnest pivot]

Fun fact, both of these achievements glitches in my first run, I had to NG+ to get these, aka after 150+h

[bitter bobcat]

lol

[spark solar]

Miss click sorry

[bitter bobcat]

lol, lmao even

[spark solar]

@lusty sinew

[lusty sinew]

Yes indeed

[ivory knot]

goodnight elden fun

[fleet oyster]

Messmorb

[fleet oyster]

Radagon gradient

[acoustic timber]

What do you do if you see this unmodded

[fickle badge]

Kill myself probably

[acoustic timber]

It also began in phase 2. Don't know what sort of glitch happened

[supple nova]

Rate the luck on the randomizer chat?

[warm temple]

10

[slow dagger]

Fr

[slow dagger]

Some people don't continue games

[gleaming delta]

How i sleep after getting frenzied flame ending:(its just a prank)

[glossy wave]

Dueling shields are so fun waaaaa

[fleet kettle]

Each day a darkness eats more and more away at my mind and soul as if countless eons of anguish of ancient ancestors stir in the shadow of my sanity... I'm going to eat people's poop and curse them to eternal torment lol

[verbal ruin]

Least schizophrenic Bloodborne fan

[trim thunder]

i NEED the DLC randomizer to come out so i can get bayle in margits arena

[teal turtle]

It looks like a turd ngl

[shell solar]

how?

[teal turtle]

Idk, it does

[fleet kettle]

Guys what's wrong with that coke

[teal turtle]

It’s lumpy and black

[feral void]

This is my Ranking for every boss

[steep trout]

Nobody messes with Goju Satoru lmfaoo

[regal frigate]

Pretty sure he is still weaker than prime

[naive grove]

how many aura points do I lose for buying my bf the game and him hating it and not continuing to play it 😭

[slow dagger]

dunno

[slow dagger]

hes the one who loses it not you, you gain it from being a W girlfriend

[slow dagger]

nice

[cyan needle]

Is this fun

[feral void]

Omg this happened to me with commander niall

Yeah no it isn't

[fleet oyster]

Ok but like who would win the tarnished of no renown or the chosen undead?

[fleet oyster]

Okay but like how do you puke with that many stomachs

[supple nova]

Closest thing I got to this was Lansseax in the Tunnel mini dungeon boss arena

[fleet oyster]

wouldn’t the human part become malnourished due to the lack of meat in there diet? Would the rabbit part get sick is it’s the other way around?
What the heck does that skeleton look like?
How do they sleep without the human half getting back pain?

How do they shower? Do they need two separate shampoos? If one side gets a heart attack does the whole centaur thingy die or does the extra heart regulate blood flow

Do the ears regulate body temperature like on a real rabbit or are they just for show?

You cannot simply create with no thought to the creation

This creature would live a life filled with a ton of backpain a horrible fate

But also w drawing

[weary gale]

By the way, in case of protein or vitamin deficiency, rabbits can eat meat

[fleet oyster]

Actually good point I forgot there rodents

Also like all of this could be explained simply with “there magic” so like my argument was invalid from the start lol

[weary gale]

Pekora has 4 ears

[fleet oyster]

Omg it does

[weary gale]

Pekomama too

Fake Lives

[fleet oyster]

If this was real life they would likely get the ears and tail cut at birth to avoid further heath problems kinda like how certain dogs get there tails cut

[weary gale]

Can they be considered as sorcerers with an army of creatures (fans)?

[weary gale]

No, if it connected with brain

[fleet oyster]

Four ears could cause sensory overload

They would have to wear earmuffs

[weary gale]

The body adapts

[fleet oyster]

Okay but like you would also have to vaccume constantly

[fleet oyster]

Like dog hair but it follows you everywhere

I beat promised consort (I used the shield and poky rot stick

[dire mortar]

behold pupper blaid

[lavish rose]

Wrong game lil bro

[blazing sigil]

T

[fleet oyster]

Definitely not stolen meme

[slow dagger]

jjk 264 is pretty fire i feel like part of the reason why people dont like it is because it takes while for the chapters to release and it adds to it or smth idk i feel like alot more shows do the same thing jjk does and no one really cares

[wary talon]

He is the sleepiest little pupper ever omg 🥺

[mental epoch]

hmmm

[stoic stratus]

guys i need fat names for radahn

[torn ferry]

Fatahn

[deep mauve]

literally me

[stoic stratus]

thank you

the gravity spells come from fatahns gravitational pull

[teal turtle]

Someone finally shares my mindset

[past vale]

ava⁉️

[teal turtle]

Huh?

[gleaming delta]

Skinny king

[torn ferry]

lol

[gleaming delta]

Patches

[valid haven]

all someone needs to be happy

[gleaming delta]

Correct

[ruby dust]

bare minimum gang gang

[fiery nymph]

Not the pc directly on the carpet😭

[serene jetty]

Holy uncomfortable - My back hurts from just looking at this. I'm all for reasonable minimalism, but this ain't it - I'll use the boxes if its strong for better posture, Imao.

[foggy plinth]

When you're a mage main that just discovered op bleed build on utube

[cosmic meteor]

Back problems by 20

[ruby dust]

but weekend fun up by 30

[cosmic meteor]

Ur right its worth it

[solemn anvil]

that's fine as long as u never eat anything 3 hours before playing like that or else ur will get gastric desease and suffer the acid killing ur own throat for the rest of ur life

[tardy hill]

Working on Rya posture, I see

[foggy plinth]

Leda be like

[gleaming delta]

Bro turned into smough💀💀💀

[warm temple]

Malardia blade of McDonald’s

[slow dagger]

tarnished

[slow dagger]

setup 100000x better than mine ☠️

[gleaming delta]

St trina lore:

[indigo zealot]

would

[gritty venture]

Defeating commander Niall be like

[tardy hill]

This would actually make that dumb Elden Beast fight worth all the trouble

[umbral mirage]

Elden Bride

[verbal ruin]

Valid AF

[gleaming delta]

Malenia better me personally

[slow dagger]

i dont get it

[fleet kettle]

The item that allows your character to say "you're beautiful"

[slow dagger]

what?

[fleet kettle]

There are wood carvings that make different sounds

They told the elden beast they're beautiful and then proposed to them

[fleet kettle]

Where's the become consort of the goddess of rot ending smh

[slow dagger]

no im talking about miquella

[fleet kettle]

Kill Miquella with a bat

[slow dagger]

ok bet

[high pike]

i did not expect hornyposting

[scenic tiger]

I think that's more bashing with a hammer-posting

[teal turtle]

I have more undertale/deltarune memes than human comprehension but got banned from the undertale discord 😭

[gleaming delta]

Nah my consort is frenzy

[teal turtle]

Boned pizza really hits the spot done it?

[twilit kraken]

God I love the visuals for frenzied flame, scratches the brain in the right spot

[gleaming delta]

Fr

[twilit kraken]

If only Malikeths armor had a cape

[gleaming delta]

I can see the gold and black cape in my dreams

[stuck dome]

So I was listening to music like any day and I noticed some album art looking like bosses. Now I want to find more 😆 It is so random but please help me haha. Some examples here (midra and the fingers boss)

[sonic bloom]

Finger, The Mother

[fleet kettle]

What did you just say about my momma?

[light drum]

so you're saying that you're a fingy?

[cerulean mortar]

Boss named finger:

[quartz garden]

Frenzyyyy

[spring lynx]

He's a savage 🔥

[umbral mirage]

I couldn't figure out what he was saying because I was too distracted by the loopy doopy rectangle

[quasi gust]

Igon calls us a true drake warrior, he's our pookie

Nooo Rogier

[fleet kettle]

Haha I'm mentally ill

[scenic tiger]

Leave that little guy alone

[sacred mango]

i thought the same with the ne obliviscaris album

[quasi gust]

Guys

[stuck dome]

yay, I'm so glad to know I am not alone

[quasi gust]

Oo shi i see it too

[quasi gust]

Jake is so real

[glass root]

updated DLC version I made

[ionic lotus]

i love this trend so bad

[fleet kettle]

Your ford f150 is scared

[vestal current]

#Ahhhh... love read message

Literally abused elden ring💀🙏🏽

[warm temple]

Nice!

[celest steeple]

Something arrived in the mail today

[south carbon]

Lord of the fallen !

[celest steeple]

mOnGrEL InTruDEr

[vestal relic]

One day I will find a ranni or malenia action figure just to remind myself of my favorite games

[static flicker]

The car explodes and you can't get a new one

[dire mortar]

this is why he left him for ||Fia||

[ionic lotus]

worst divorce since radagon/rennala

[celest steeple]

Mother, wouldst though truly lordship sanction, in one so bereft of light?

[river slate]

How'd I not die 😭

[cerulean kettle]

Ballin my boy, straight ballin

[celest steeple]

Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins Tarnished

[formal sparrow]

I don’t know how I pulled this off, I was sweating 😭

[sand flower]

wtf lol

[frigid quail]

"Elden Ring is good because it doesn't have all these modern politics"
Marika:
Miquella:
Ranni's quest w/female character:

[trim thunder]

are these people in the room with us right now?

[frigid quail]

No, I made them up

[earnest star]

it’s almost like sexual orientation isn’t actually political

[frigid quail]

Fr

[crude minnow]

i had this fun little thing where i would set my name to duel club host, use taunters tongue near the first step grace, and watch invaders come and wait for hunters to spwan (i had white chiper ring) and then the hunters and invaders would fight

[earnest star]

this is not uncommon

[crude minnow]

who are u talking to

[earnest star]

you dawg

[umbral mirage]

In my experience, most people don't care much about that sort of thing unless the content sucks, is preachy, or the writing uses terminology/phrases only common in a few parts of the world, thus breaking immersion for those not of that culture.

[gleaming delta]

My character and ranni make a perfect couple

[earnest star]

there’s a time and a place to make a statement. it is true that queer identity is under assault by certain elements in american politics, and video games could combat that, but personally as a queer person i prefer my games just let me exist comfortably without having to think about the people who might hate me.

[frigid quail]

👍

Back to posting

[gleaming delta]

messmer no hit ng+7

[frigid quail]

Flame of the fell God

7 orangutans were burned alive to make this video BTW

[plucky hedge]

which one yall letting into your home⁉️

[earnest star]

rya can chill

[steady linden]

Moore is probably one of the best to chill with

miquella would be huggable, but I don't want my brains fried

[plucky hedge]

tbh i’d totally let blaidd chill wit me

he just a cool guy🫡

[spice gulch]

Queen Eepy. She can chill in a corner and catch some z's while I play games for her :3

[steady linden]

I chose considering what happens in their quest lines (at least those I know)

[quick minnow]

i forced a maxed mimic teir summon to battle a boss (i forgot which boss it was) the boss kept ignoring the spirit tear and going for me wth is the ai for this game (i wasnt attacking the boss)

[vivid oar]

You didn't have the Shabriri item on, did you?

[quick minnow]

nope LEL

it just ignored the mimic tear going after it and went after me lel ai can be dumb in this game funniest thing ever

[quick minnow]

if i could let multiple in? moore.mogh.blaidd and maybe the first one forgot her name but if i ad to choice one? midra

[vivid oar]

Depending on your house, Blaidd will need to slouch through doorways and Mogh will need to crouch the entire time

Bernahl honestly might be pretty chill (depending on how involved with Rykard's shenanigans he is by then)

[agile adder]

yo

[earnest pivot]

Midra can brun my house any day

[ionic lotus]

i would let rogier crash on my couch for a few weeks

[muted ermine]

woooo beyblade !!

[gleaming delta]

Ansbach and meli are adorable

[fringe leaf]

ewwwww the snake got frostbitten (gg)

[dire mortar]

wow there are actually a lot of characters in this game... and you run into them a lot despite how big the world is

[lofty dove]

Hello

I am New this discord

[pulsar shore]

High key roderika

[undone knot]

😅😅😅

[random kernel]

Buahahahss 😐

[ruby cobalt]

Worshipping my favorite boss in a wholesome manner.

[gleaming delta]

nah bro thats crazy 💀

[serene mulch]

lol

[ionic lotus]

based pmmm pfp. you'll get him one day show that elden lord whos boss

[foggy oracle]

the blind one, my place is kinda messy

[umbral arrow]

ansbach, love the old man

[umbral mirage]

The Shadow Temple contains the Hover Boots. Haven't you played OOT before?

[scenic tiger]

🤓

[mighty jewel]

Very nice! Backhand blades with Frost build-up as well 👏 💯 Superb my man! Woah! 🤩

[gleaming delta]

tyty 😊

[mighty jewel]

It's dumb how not more people appreciated damn...

[spring sphinx]

how to send picture ?

[gleaming delta]

I'm honestly not that bothered about people seeing it I just wanted to uploaded something

[gleaming cove]

yo chat, be stuck in the forest with a tarnished or a rune bear?

[dire mortar]

The rune bear is stuck in the forest with me...

[granite delta]

can someone please help me setup my randomizer?

[pine sonnet]

The bear wouldn't use meta weapons on me...

[gleaming cove]

The bear also wouldn't invade my home just to take my great rune 💔😔

[pine sonnet]

😔

[fleet kettle]

Feet

[teal turtle]

Red wolf’s feet

[slow dagger]

curthe yoo bayhleth

[fleet kettle]

Who pinged

[spark solar]

Art by me (death_yami on X)
Bro took too much Nectar

[slow dagger]

@frosty gale

[frosty gale]

Hating on Yuji until proven that he's better than Sukuna

[umbral arrow]

anyone know the requirements for making blaidd show up here? i swear the dude is never here

[scenic tiger]

Pledge loyalty to Ranni

[fleet kettle]

Why are we here? Just to suffer? Every day I feel where my leg used to be

[azure totem]

They played us like a DAMN FIDDLE

[fleet kettle]

So true bestie

[dense granite]

I see a somber stone 😭

[umbral lintel]

I beat elden ring!

[frail palm]

flight reacts

[past vale]

drunk driver is the hardest boss in that section

[glass root]

how'd that final swing do so much damage to the phantom?

[abstract kestrel]

Local fat martial artist man spotted in Volcano Manor beating on a man and his pet snake then beats his wife and her guard dog, coming to you from Elden news

[lucid igloo]

.

[vital birch]

.

[vivid oar]

Elden Ring update just decided to murder my PC I guess

[ionic lotus]

congrats!

[agile wind]

how i felt fighting melania ng+3

[abstract kestrel]

This is how I feel grinding the banished knights in castle sol

[agile wind]

oh god

[oblique compass]

so how does my guy look? im doing a faith build so i might as well go all in.

[agile wind]

what is that thing

[oblique compass]

It has no mouth thats for sure.

[agile wind]

not red enough and to much jawline

[oblique compass]

My idea was blessed colonial human. and heres an updated model.

[agile wind]

make the eyes as small as you can

[vivid oar]

"blessed"? Man that being is almost as cursed as Dung Eater's victims!

[oblique compass]

Yeah its been hit with holy related items so many times that its face sorta "moved" to be more resistant to it.

its the reason why its mouth looks like an anus.

I would also safetly say its not human.

improving still.

anywho how does it look?

rounding the final corner...

So thats about it, should i apply an eyepatch or?

[west mortar]

Sexy

[oblique compass]

and this is the finished product.

[west mortar]

Even more sexier

[chilly oasis]

New desktop background

[dire mortar]

"They say I can be elden lord but I didn't even finish highshool..."

[dire mortar]

to be fair im pretty sure ||he would have given curing her scarllet rot another go after assending to godhood. ||

||Or used ranni's old body to revive her.||

[vivid oar]

Not to mention ||Miquella actually had helping Malenia and Godwyn in mind, while he basically uses Mogh and Radahn as tools||

[gleaming delta]

He looks like an arcane addict

[gleaming delta]

Def arcane overdose

After years in lands of shadow Thomas the humble steam engine has evolved into Thomas - Eldritch Charlesmaigne.

Drops the remembrance of ChooChoo

2 more?

The person who played elden ring for a little less than 20k hours needs this

[pulsar shore]

It’s all so a window and remeberance of malaina

[errant cedar]

What yall think of this run

[autumn frigate]

where did the co-op channel go?

[cerulean mortar]

They’re platform specific now

[autumn frigate]

oh

how does one join said chat/ specify PC?

[cerulean mortar]

Channels and rolls

[weary jacinth]

My mimic eating rotten flesh for no reason as it got hit to seconds after the fact

[dire mortar]

||Radahn and Miquella is that anime trope of the older sibling charcter humoring a child that say's they want to marry them, then the child grows up into a Yandere hell bent on making it happen.||

[vivid oar]

I don't watch anime so this sounds crazy

[dire mortar]

this needs to go on my IRL wall

[vivid oar]

Why couldn't my guy just finally have ||peace with death 😭||

[dire mortar]

Should have|| hugged Fia brah||

[vivid oar]

Miyazaki really makes the most likeable characters just to put them through hell

[oblique compass]

think the holy version of that.

[oblique compass]

Whats the holy version of that?

[dusky valley]

Elden Ring lore basically:

[dire mortar]

or have them turn on you

[oblique compass]

AMOGUS spotted

[spiral tangle]

someone should use poison perfume then do the eclipse shotel aow

[gloomy forge]

My rellana fight

[eager depot]

Miyazaki, that was not "duo"

[magic mesa]

Looks pretty safe in there

[shut fiber]

sadness

[gleaming delta]

Accurate.

[rancid fox]

The average souls npc experience (spoiler)

[gleaming delta]

Why did he die?

[verbal ruin]

He got a key

[scenic tiger]

Key of despair

[median frigate]

I was going to make a joke about bayle in there that would probably get me banned so I won't

[rocky prawn]

[stoic stratus]

Local man spotted in Crumbling Azula beating woman’s guard dog then stealing collar before leaving, coming to you from Elden news

[tardy hill]

Don't forget about burning her tree

[mighty jewel]

oh I never noticed him traveling there I propably just yoinked the item from his lap and yeeted away lol

[fleet kettle]

Why is everyone in the academy bonkers and trying to beat you to death with books, I thought the astrologers and sorcerers were supposed to be intellectuals

[vivid oar]

Well you are actively invading their home, they locked the academy down so a Tarnished running around inside is a big red flag

[fleet kettle]

Because because Ofnir said I needed two great runes :c

They stay violent even when you defeat their queen and she becomes non hostile

[ruby cobalt]

She's my wife bro. It's good.

[umbral mirage]

They've got the big brain equivalent of roid rage.

[fleet kettle]

Have you been to simp castle and acquired the scarlet rot simp sword from the corpse of her biggest simp?

[sage rivet]

has 43.5% of players not completed the game or something? 😭😭

[eager depot]

Game Journalists 🙏

[sage rivet]

😔🙏

[eager depot]

I was myself contemplating writing a very heated review of Elden Ring after seeing an entirely fresh godskin duo spawn after killing the first two

[sage rivet]

i’m gonna be real with you, I haven’t died to any godskin, not even once 😭

[eager depot]

Hope Miyazaki makes Godskin Quattro on Lake of Rot just for you 🙏

[sage rivet]

me too gang, need to make them a challenge 🙏

[eager depot]

game too easy fr sad they didnt reuse the coolest boss in the game (fire giant)

[sage rivet]

fire giant was my hardest boss when I first went against him, and then I met radabeast

[eager depot]

my hardest boss was Malenia first try. Legit cried when I saw her regenerate her entire HP bar on my mimic with the waterfowl attack

[sage rivet]

I should try malenia, I completely forgot about her until I started collecting katanas, and I was already in ng1 by the time I remembered

[eager depot]

How can one forget the best girl in Elden Ring universe

[sage rivet]

HA, best girl 💀👍

[eager depot]

yes and its not even a contest

[sage rivet]

have you seen roderika?? or MELINA?

[eager depot]

idk man Melina seems way too shy

[polar apex]

You mean Florissax right?

[eager depot]

depends which form

[sage rivet]

both forms 🙏

[eager depot]

Malenia still tops, she's a god

[sage rivet]

what about tanith?

[eager depot]

I think shes taken bro, look behind her

[sage rivet]

she’s a widow for now

[polar apex]

Dragons are better.

[eager depot]

until Rykard regenerates

[eager depot]

Absolutely fair statement but I meant girl, not dragon

[sage rivet]

oh well, it’ll be the easiest rematch of my life

[alpine quest]

Am I crazy or does malikeths armor gives a small protection to death blade

[fleet kettle]

I can't help but linger on the word "tops" when you say malenia still tops

[alpine quest]

Anyone wanna test that ?

[eager depot]

I know what I said

[fleet kettle]

Pelvis shattering.

[eager depot]

this you?

[fleet kettle]

Ahem... Yes.

[eager depot]

Atleast nobody mentioned Ranni

[fleet kettle]

Marika is the correct choice if you're simping for cold murderous women

[eager depot]

Yes, if not for Ranni Caelid wouldnt be a rotting hole and Godwyn would still "bond" with dragons

[fleet kettle]

What did ranni have to do with caelid?

[eager depot]

im pretty sure they fought at the time of the shattering and war for great runes didnt they