elden-fun

[lunar mason]

It's from this

[cerulean mortar]

5’11” vs 6’

[lunar mason]

Reality hurts

[slate trellis]

Height matters lol

[fringe isle]

Gonna but the Elden ring dlc with this one 🗣️🔥

[lunar mason]

[spice gulch]

He eats his veggies

I uh don't think I should have the Placi grace-

[kind bobcat]

did i do good?

[golden granite]

does anyone have spare anbach or thiollier sets 😭 i do not feel like ng+

[warm spruce]

Does anyone have maxed out 2 faux willing to trade

[calm merlin]

This is the memes channel

[whole iron]

This one I was not prepared for 😂😂

[lunar mason]

Not elden ring related but do you guys think that the empire can be trusted right now?

[keen stone]

🤣

[torpid osprey]

Godfrey when he sees what exactly Miquella did to his son (and his self-proclaimed adopted son)

[azure totem]

My brother the Kushans are like the only people that can stand against Griffith, they have no other choice

[gleaming delta]

i have a question

[covert basin]

Good dlc builds anyone?

[errant lagoon]

they aren't wrong...

[sand urchin]

what promised consort radahn does to a man

[earnest pivot]

Tp to it for a fun moment

[spice gulch]

I did and got a face full of Placiussy

[astral elk]

Literally

[errant lagoon]

W tierlist?

[ember hound]

got gud

[regal frigate]

My favourite boss is probably mergos wet nurse

[regal frigate]

Congratulations now NG+

[errant lagoon]

not necessarily ranking the boss on how good they are...

[regal frigate]

Yeah just saying

[serene jetty]

Haven't memorized the remembrance made it harder to discern which boss is which, especially with the low resolution. XD

[earnest pivot]

Me after handing my friend a $20 bill and a femboy outfit

[alpine niche]

yeah i think its a timing thing but not sure

[hexed birch]

Can someone help me duplicate some dlc armors

[hasty frigate]

The fact I started the dlc on ng+ scares me on what ng+2 will be like…

[limpid basin]

L tier list, Genichiro deserves a better position

[glossy wave]

To be quite frank all of the main Sekiro bosses (except for guardian ape) deserve to be at least b tier

I found this while I was farming Leyndell knights 😭

[glad spruce]

Mist or Beast!

[fringe leaf]

if you wanted any of those.. you're stupid

[dark rain]

You can't tell me you didn't want to met the gloam eyed queen

[earnest pivot]

Ngl I would've liked to see them, not as bosses, but at least some lore on the first two, or jsut the GEQ

as to face them... Godwyn's not an option, at all, D removed that possibility, the GEQ could've been interesting but not melina, and we got a badass miquella fight

[calm merlin]

Imagine having a different opinion and your immediate response is name calling lol.

Melina would have been a cool boss. Maybe not a major one but would've been nice to see her play some part or at least a lore dump.

[earnest pivot]

No, he's mine

[spark solar]

Can we share ?

[fringe leaf]

don't worry vetis aysel i'm joking

[fringe leaf]

this

[brave depot]

one could always hope for more, but at least i'm very glad that we got a ||frenzied flame|| themed boss fight

[earnest pivot]

My expectations weren't high, but god dayum they delivered

[brave depot]

you can't help but feel the déjà vu for the last boss, but i grew to enjoy it

[glossy wave]

Ok but you gotta admit the dancing lion was sick as hell

[fringe leaf]

women do NOT want midra

[reef pecan]

Can confirm Radagon cake is the top rung of my hierarchy of needs

[spark solar]

I want Messmer's 18 inches

[serene phoenix]

This looks almost like official gameplay wtf

[north cloud]

First thing i saw 💀

[brave depot]

[glossy wave]

Facebook is wild

[dusky hull]

Guys, a woman is touching me. What should I do?

[scenic tiger]

Lord of Frenzied Flame here. Burn the entire world.

[umbral mirage]

light her on fire

[solemn moss]

moist beast

[solemn moss]

id just get harder

[bleak owl]

Mood af

[solemn moss]

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮

[tardy hill]

Obvious, FIGHT BACK
No one can touch you without permission

[ancient ravine]

Pass link to item

[raven reef]

Someone please make don pollo and share the facedata it'd be really funny

[pseudo shadow]

Doesn’t look too hard

[glossy wave]

Burn her alive

[deep sleet]

"I touched him but only once" - that one diary page in Midra's Manse

[glossy wave]

Ping?

[fringe leaf]

never happened

[errant lagoon]

Again its not a tierlist based on how good the bosses are, just how attractive they are (but you might have gotten that since genichiro is a hottie)

[limpid basin]

Genichiro is literally a zaddie him not being higher is criminal

[cerulean mortar]

When he thrust his staff in my face, I brushed it aside. It was then that I touched him

[trim thunder]

not radagons full moon

[civic quest]

aint no way bruh i found the three fingers irl🤑🤑🤑

[spark solar]

Really cool ! Xxl version but so cool

[lusty sinew]

[tardy hill]

Woah, they even look the part

[civic quest]

apparently the three fingers are from italy

[quasi gust]

The tree fingers

[quasi gust]

This reminds me of Morty

[radiant fjord]

Nobody prefers starscourge over prime ngl

[void yacht]

I'm now determined on making this

[void yacht]

Replace no with every

[radiant fjord]

he has space cancer and looks like dry clay

[void yacht]

My typa boss🥵

[radiant fjord]

[trim thunder]

Promised Consort is peak fight

[void yacht]

Lothric and lorian bedrock edition

[radiant fjord]

gravity mod gravity mod consort

[trim thunder]

cope

[fleet kettle]

The vibes in here reek

[void yacht]

Nah I beat him ez why would i cope (it took me 2 weeks and it only ended bc I summoned a tank)

[trim thunder]

so were conceding a skill issue?

[spring lynx]

[void yacht]

Rare case of SSI (select skill issue)
This is the only boss out of elden ring ds3 and bloodborne to take me this long by FAR
My 2nd longest time is logarius at 5 days and about 40 tries
This mf got me on 400+ tries

[cerulean mortar]

What’s your build? He’s hard but he shouldn’t be 400+ attempts hard imo

[tardy hill]

Radahn without Leo is not Radahn

[void yacht]

I tried soo many builds, every cheese (except for perfume) but I mainly used 2 blood infused bloodstained daggers
On ng+5 if that matters

[cerulean mortar]

Stuff on +5 has way higher status and stance resistance (consort is already super high and regens fast) so cheese doesn’t work as well on higher cycles, if you want to cheese probably the best way is Blackflame since that’s 2% no matter what

[void yacht]

So that's why my bleed was proccing every 5 minutes

[cerulean mortar]

Parrying with carian retaliation and Misericorde isn’t bad either

For survivability you probably want as much holy and standard physical defense as you can, golden Braid, Dragon crest greatshield talisman, and armor like full tree sentinels with bull-goat talisman to get over 100 poise would probably help too

Then probably crimson amber +1 to heal fully with two flasks at 60 vigor

What level are you?

[void yacht]

Golden braid, dragoncrest Greatshield, and boiled crab was still having me getting 3 shotted with 70 vigor
Would swap crab for lords divine fortification in phase 2 and nothing changes
I'm lvl 270 btw

[cerulean mortar]

What armor were you wearing?

[void yacht]

Would change alooooot, since I was switching between light loading and med loading alot
I put on the stuff with the most holy/phy resistance that still looked good

[gritty garden]

yo, where is this guy from roundtable who had spikes on his neck, i gave him some books, bought stuff, progres a bit and he is no where to be found, can someone tell me where he is or at least who can be his substitue??

[radiant fjord]

the true prime is the best fr

[raven reef]

Please do imma make him my primary character

[void yacht]

I won't dissapoint (hopefully)

[raven reef]

Aweome...

[fleet kettle]

He's by a road in Atlus Plateau near the lift area with the golems guarding it (I'm assuming you mean the incantation seller)

Also the turtle priest can take spell books off your hands

[tardy hill]

Aye, Turtle Pope is the only real go to guy for all your spells and incantations needs

[regal frigate]

To bad he’s dead

[mental radish]

i love jumping bosses with the greatshield soldier summon

[karmic osprey]

cohryn 🤓👍👍

[karmic osprey]

what. you killed dog pope? wth is wrong w u, u should respec rn loser...

[karmic osprey]

respec urself

[glass root]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves Thiollier

[chrome quest]

I unironically enjoy dark souls 2

[plush mountain]

What do yall think about this fight?

[topaz sedge]

help needed starting the dlc

[lunar mason]

Let it grab you, burn the world

[topaz sedge]

help needed with dlc

[lunar mason]

#868146641071398912

[topaz sedge]

@lunar mason where do i start the dlc

is that where u fight mogh

hello

[cedar cradle]

That is where you fight real mohg not sewer mohg

[topaz sedge]

help with dlc location/ start

[earnest star]

kill mohg in the bloody place

[topaz sedge]

any one trynna help a 150+ kill mohg

[earnest star]

BUH

[earnest star]

i'll help you out yeah\

[topaz sedge]

randos 4 the win

what next

[earnest star]

talk to npc

[topaz sedge]

wat one

hello

[spice gulch]

Interact with the hand to be sent to the dlc.

[topaz sedge]

no message

[spice gulch]

Reload the area first lol

[topaz sedge]

no message

[earnest star]

did you buy the dlc..

[topaz sedge]

ye

yes

the hand in the palace right

hello

[earnest star]

have you killed radahn?

[topaz sedge]

no

where his location

[earnest star]

radahn is the final boss of caelid

[topaz sedge]

no

[earnest star]

he is. in redmane castle after you've visited altus plateau

[topaz sedge]

taxi or guide please

[earnest star]

why don't you google this stuff

[topaz sedge]

i do but this is were i can to find people to play with

[earnest star]

i dm'd you if you need to summon me

[compact moss]

Can anyone help me fight the godskin apostle

[kind flower]

Selling cheap invo drop

[dusky hull]

Here we go again on my own!

[quasi gust]

Looks epic

[errant lagoon]

sometimes you just have to give in to the light...

[cloud oxide]

Still waiting for Boneborne 😔

[oblique parcel]

God damn I forgot how cool stormveil castle looks

[spark solar]

Poor Thiollier

[gloomy patrol]

is gifting someone elden ring then giving them a challenge fun?

[white pewter]

oh my god dual milady is so fun im on my 3rd hour of memorising the moveset

[white pewter]

ya post a lot of memes bro

[solemn moss]

youre a harry wizard

[white pewter]

cring

[white pewter]

i dont think hes very elden

[tardy hill]

My man received near - death experience and decided it's time to ascend

[white pewter]

is that a bloody MIDRA REFERENCE

i wish i could brag about beating them. but i used antspur rapier and fingerprint shield

[midnight hare]

yo anyone want help with the Godskin Apostle? i wanna try and get better at fighting his dumbass

[tardy hill]

BS bosses warrants BS solutions

[white pewter]

agreed

[mental radish]

my tarnished can get hit wit a weapon the size of a car and stand up but when he gets pinched in his fingers

[quasi gust]

Pinched?

[solemn oriole]

how it feels when i can finally dodge radhan's moves

did my first playthrough on a 1650ti graphics card that shi was lagging SO bad

REAL. he was battling me AND my hardware. was a multi dimensional fight

those days are over. got a new pc and i finally killed him solo no shield

sick. did it really take that much attempts? that's like 10 hours

[lone sonnet]

bayle the bread

[solemn oriole]

did you notice that placidusax heads are stuck in his neck

[lone sonnet]

yes

[solemn oriole]

how are you still sane 😭🙏

gonna try solo mesmer too. wish me luck 💀

this is my second playthrough of the dlc. trying to not use summons

i killed radhan solo on another save beforehand to prepare myself

[somber mica]

Im gonna be making a dlc rating now and posting it here

[solemn oriole]

🗿

not bad

[somber mica]

DLC RATING
-# can use this as template

Favorite NPC in the DLC: Igon
-# Ansbach is also cool

Favorite Weapon in the DLC: Milady

Favorite New Weapon type in the DLC: Great Katanas

Favorite Armor set in the DLC: Ansbach attire

Favorite bossfight in the DLC: TERROR INCARNATE!!

Favorite Area in the DLC: The Flower place (i forgot name)

Favorite Area in terms of look in the DLC: Scadu Altus mostly the reeds part of the area

Favorite Tear in the DLC: Deflecting hardtear

Overall rating:

10/10

Would be weird if the girl was a male cause youre wearing the radahn set

Manga elden ring would be fire

[dull anchor]

Where bro taking me

[umbral arrow]

i thought spiderman was above the mirror

[somber mica]

Well it was made for comedy, not really for recreating the story line just in manga perspective, but id love to see vargram ( video trailer boy ) or vyke ( poster boy ) continued without interrupting from our tarnished

Vyke was close to being elden lord, and i feel vargram just behind a few steps with his friend ( the sorcerer ) and id like to see how they would continue the story for them especially when a manga is released

For my theory on vargram, i feel he actually became lord, then adventually entered the dlc, cause the trailers show the tarnished wearing the same armor and even weapons

I still wished godwyn was ths final boss 😔

He would throw combos, then kill you instantly with death blight building up

In the end, i know why they didnt choose godwyn for the final boss and it would be a kinda hard balance

I think godwyn would be much worse, radahn only took me half a hour

It was only the flashing lights that caught me off, but it was all the same attacks anyway

[quasi gust]

Deathblight would make me go crazy

Also i just noticed that when radahn does the repeating attack with his light clones it's very similar to how Malenia does it with her rot clones. Most likely Miquella's influence powering Radahn evern further beyond

Godwyn is a Merman now

We need to throw his body into the sea so he can live happily with the fishes and Mermaids

Need to get bro a thicc Mermaid wife

[slow dagger]

ong

[quasi gust]

Damn alriight my coonsort eternal

Lmao

Im telling your gf

[quasi gust]

I hate sand

Milk rain

[tardy hill]

TBF I'm still salty over fact that not only they did my man Radahn dirty in DLC, but we also got no Godwyn presence/plot
And I assume there's no chance for Godwyn DLC

[quasi gust]

Damn bro spoilered it for a lot of people. Also Radahn just held up his part of the vow

It ain't Miquella's fault that Malenia couldn't give Radahn the death he wanted but only space aids

[tardy hill]

That's still debatable. Especially since we have no clue if said vow wasn't taken under twinks influence. Besides, if he was really willing to go that way why would he decide to subjugate the stars and hold fate in place?
I still believe he was miquellested into this mess and he wanted out.

[normal flare]

can anyone give suggestions on a new build

[quasi gust]

He didn't just hold fate, he held the stars to protect the lands between from the astel gang

[tardy hill]

...knowing damn well said protection is going to hell once he's out.
So unless Miyazaki gives us more info (lol, lmao even) I'm staying with my headcannon: Big man's MO was to hold stars and fate at bay to

1. Prevent Ranni doing her thing (he was her brother, so it's quite possible he was well aware what she's capable of)
2. As you said, protecc the land from Astel gang
3. FLEX AT EVERYONE, BECAUSE HE CAN
4. To buy Daddy Loux and Goldmask time to return to Lands Between and do their thing (the Goldmask part is obviously reeeeally far fetched but it's headcannon anyway so screw it)

[normal flare]

i need a fun build with good damage so please leave ideas

[heady blade]

bare hands, no weapon. not even dryleaf, just hand.

[vivid oar]

The stars aren't just tied to Ranni's fate, it's to the fates of the Carian Royal family. That includes Radahn himself, so he could very well have seized control over them to quite literally seize control of his own destiny

[gritty garden]

hi, can someone spare some levels w/ me? (pc)

[vivid oar]

Since he largely kept to himself after Leyndell (ignoring interactions where he didn't choose to be involved and the problems basically came to him) I find it believable that his war against the stars was also a personal thing, not purposely meddling in other people's stuff

[heady blade]

radahn just casually got that pocket femboy

[cloud fractal]

Bro is exorcising evil spirits from his ass

[ember adder]

The rooms dripped out

[ember adder]

Im confused 😭

[ember adder]

What is there to be mad about lmao I’m still confused

🤷‍♂️

[quiet viper]

Where did you get the Alexander flower pot? :o

[shut cypress]

Why edge me?

[edgy hare]

This is amazing especially Alexander

[fringe leaf]

Godwyn is dead

[celest steeple]

Hello chat

[crystal hearth]

W first phase?

[celest steeple]

Drakecism

[ember adder]

On Amazon, then got a golden sharply to color him his original color, and bought the flowers from ikea

Oh I got it for 24 bucks on Amazon as well

[fringe isle]

I gotta learn how to do that dance it’s goofy as hell 💀

[raven reef]

Waiting for that one guy to make don pollo

[umbral mirage]

It's also absolutely exhausting

[keen arch]

er

[umbral mirage]

Only need one word, and that word is "scam"

[frigid quail]

Me when I purposely ignore the unique progression system of the DLC that incentivizes exploration (the DLC is too hard(fromsoft fell off(also handholding in games is bad)))

[brazen herald]

this is a gambling ad <@&910556792730292286>

[fringe isle]

Wait it is 💀

[brazen herald]

@zenith galleon @grim tundra @jovial bay @mossy narwhal

[fringe isle]

What the sigma

[mossy narwhal]

considering the actual content its probably fine lol

ill delete it just as principle

[nocturne gull]

Silly little stinky dragon

[mossy narwhal]

The mod ping already pings us, you don't have to do everyone individually 😅

[brazen herald]

Wasn't sure if it was like with some servers where you can't ping roles unless you're a mod
So I wanted to be safe

[soft current]

Ok guys I just became Elden lord should I get the DLC?

[hollow geode]

why do elden ring fans simp for a character that is forever young when alexander the jar is right infront of them?

[white pewter]

fax, creeps go for the 8 year old when we have the great warrior jar

[somber mica]

mastering the deflecting hardtear really takes time huh

[silver wave]

I will only simp for Maneater Mildred

[azure flicker]

Dual uchi?

[white pewter]

halsin moment

[tardy hill]

Aaaawwww, I forgot how huggable Rya is

[azure flicker]

On g

I fr about to buy the Alexander youtunz statue thingy

[gleaming blade]

i remember my friend saying miquella was bad then googling it and finding out hes like 8 years old bodywise

game is game

[cold topaz]

can anyone gameshare me elden ring? I have ghost of tsushima,arkham series, gotham knights, mortal kombat 11 and injustice 2 in return and will share them to you for as long as you like

[torpid void]

What u play on

[cold topaz]

steam

[gleaming blade]

you getting paid?

[somber mica]

what weapon should i use for my next run

[frozen burrow]

I have achieved peak.

[white pewter]

jail is just a room

[noble mirage]

...task failed succesfully?

[cerulean mortar]

Wait are they not called winter lanterns anymore?

[brave depot]

you're thinking of their bloodborne counterpart

[cerulean mortar]

No I know they’re called that in BB as well but I thought there was a crafting item called “winter lantern ember” in ER

[brave depot]

not to my knowledge?

[cerulean mortar]

Dang it’s a fly and it says their names in its description my bad

Winged insect carrying a dangling frenzied flame grape. Material used for crafting items. Flies lazily around the abyssal forest. Said to be heralds of the aging untouchable. On seeing these, the wise know to stay well clear of that place

Cool BB reference ig

[flint coral]

what do i do if i'm both?

[high shadow]

it should show bloodborne remastered on pc

[white pewter]

this makes me want to injure things

[ruby dust]

so real bruh
i KNEW i wasnt tripping

[white pewter]

and dear lord what's with the drip

[alpine wolf]

They had to replicate the "Heh... nothing personal kid" look that mobile games are known for

[white pewter]

ikr. the hood gets me every time.

[spare vine]

St. Trina

Miquella

[high shadow]

they ported elden ring to mobile no way u have to install it

[daring parcel]

I did the same they did a radahn also

[daring parcel]

Its fake

[white pewter]

theyre joking dw

[daring parcel]

Its a ad

[white pewter]

… i know…?

[daring parcel]

Wdym they’re joking?

[white pewter]

they were being sarcastic

[daring parcel]

Alr

[carmine axle]

the scream hole™️

[white pewter]

this is the true abyssal serpent

[white pewter]

i love the idea that it comes from the hole instead of the crucified.

[carmine axle]

i don't even think it's that actually, one of us died and it stopped immediately

it was just random screaming that was very loud in specific spots LMAO

[tranquil rain]

[halcyon iron]

Igon's soul is living on

[celest steeple]

Where can I buy 😃

[sweet vector]

Yall think ppl would go for this summon?

[dim dome]

He's obv the MC, meaning you're going to get killed for character development

[sweet vector]

All the ppl I’m trying to help keep on failing the vigor check

Like dang I get he’s a boss and all but dying in 2 hits is wild

[light jolt]

Alexander flower pot is pretty fire

Bro

[white pewter]

heyyyy
australia is much worse trust me

[slow dagger]

caelid is literally reskinned australia imo ☠️

[white pewter]

less spiders though

i found this just now

[solemn oriole]

is this the elden ring?

kinda cool ngl

[quasi gust]

Bet

[sweet vector]

well i did the side quests first

Don’t worry I wasn’t playing in this fps, my recorder was just bad

[quasi gust]

So relatable

[sweet vector]

First time doing pvp, sucked so bad i had to take a seat, the other guy was pretty chill tho ngl

[carmine helm]

anyone got lusat armor ?

[cerulean mortar]

Don’t forget the permanent maximum health debuff for being hugged

[jaunty shale]

I got bloodborne on pc😝

[teal turtle]

I’m questioning the second one

[fallen hornet]

You belong on a watchlist

[jaunty shale]

Why so mean😢

[fallen hornet]

I don't claim to be nice

[fast ginkgo]

4 sale?🧐🧐🧐

[coral trellis]

I think the real question is how much🤣

[jaunty shale]

20$ for 20gb🤑🤑🤑

[gleaming delta]

The big question, Melina or Leda

[modest egret]

bro wtf 🤨

[jaunty shale]

😭

This isn't art☹️

[halcyon iron]

Bro found the new bismut crystal region

[gleaming delta]

WTF

[gleaming delta]

I like the one with Konosuba as it fits him better.

[velvet minnow]

Godskin duo

[rare mesa]

I call him John Pinkeye

[gleaming delta]

I hate all politicians - this is a statement

[delicate epoch]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[limber knot]

Glintstone pebble

[glass root]

cragblade

i prefer iron balls though, more stance damage

[fallen hornet]

Statement of all time

[stoic stratus]

Elden ring should have more beer

[white pewter]

lego spider

[lunar mason]

Source: Twitter
Name: Rock solid
Let me get laid bruh

[lunar mason]

By the outer gods!

Guys i got a serious question.
Mohg the Miquellested
Or
Lord of Mohgdonald?

[opal onyx]

Moghdonold

[celest steeple]

Bum bum bum bum bum

[rose marten]

Lo robe de tiktok pero me dio risa XD

[floral igloo]

i need the context of the original pic ngl

btron look extra smol there

[azure flicker]

I’ve seen adds for this but with houra Loux fight

[lunar mason]

Do you guys think that we're maidenless because we aint 6 foot tall?

[umbral arrow]

what is stopping us from pouring out the juice in the flasks selling it and sitting at a grace to refill them and repeat the process?

[tidal gust]

I really don't know

[outer perch]

would you impale?

[small gorge]

Like hmu I’m tryna figure out how to do that too 🙄

So are the transitions

[fast isle]

Eldening my ring

[rocky prawn]

[fast isle]

Yes

[stoic tendon]

davy jones is an avid dark souls fan confirmed

[stoic stratus]

She Elden on my ring till it shatter

[verbal ruin]

*incest/manipulation

[umbral arrow]

gun

[deep sleet]

This was from before the dlc lmao

[umbral arrow]

friendship and guns are powerful

[scenic tiger]

Who invited this mf

[celest steeple]

The perfume nerf hit so hard

[inner forge]

anybody help w mohg

[soft current]

Just beat malenia for the first time 😭😭

[steady linden]

Davy Jones clearly hasn't freed Greirat yet

(good meme by the way, I had quite the chuckle)

[high plume]

radahn can not thinking. he miquellested

[pliant citrus]

He fought Melania to a standstill and went mad to avoid having to go home

[real berry]

I have a problem. I am working on Via missions, but she does not give me the dagger. What should I do?

[celest steeple]

I'm sure YouTube guides might have something for you!

[celest steeple]

She Ranni on my Greatsword til my Erdtree goes Frenzy

[slow dagger]

my friend saw me screensharing and said this comparison

[earnest pivot]

Who gave Radahn a zimmerman

[lucid tapir]

Thats amazing

[tight ginkgo]

how does one use black flame blade

[karmic osprey]

gang im being extorted by my ex and the poljce cant help, what elden ring quotes from npcs do you have to help me use on her

[pine sonnet]

||I blame the spell more then anything||

[fallow grove]

say to her but thy are ms.zeromaiden

[karmic osprey]

this is gold

[pine sonnet]

Not exactly this is the elden fun channel but real

[gleaming delta]

mind mlester slain

[gleaming delta]

Totally accurate - fingers are parasitic entities

Ranni is parasit-pilled. And flasks of tears contain dewormer.

[slow dagger]

i cant tell if you're joking or not, but im pretty sure hes talking about the shape of the map and terrain 😭

[gleaming delta]

I was not joking. Now with closer look fingerprint ruins indeed look like prints of thumbs. (but not necessairly Metyr's head pattern)

[slow dagger]

oh dang, well im sorry but now i see it thanks

[gleaming delta]

I only don't understand how it is related to roach manga meme

[slow dagger]

me neither i just laughed with him and hoped someone would explain it here

[chilly cedar]

can someone tell me what achievements im missing im missing 4 but i only know of 3 (ranni ending one sword i missed for all legen arnaments and the all achievements one) ill send my steam profile if someone can help pls its stressomg me out

[gleaming delta]

Nah this is fr me

[hardy jasper]

nihil 🗣️

[scenic nimbus]

doing a seamless co op playthrough dm me

[gleaming delta]

My fellow drake knight do you know where Bayle is?

[ionic lotus]

this whole spiel

[karmic osprey]

perfect.

[cerulean mortar]

It’s fast so you use it before you attack with a fast weapon like rapier or dagger, be aware it only lasts about 8 seconds tho so be sure to use something like blesses blue dew talisman or have high mind with some blue flasks

[vivid oar]

Man I don't remember this dialogue

Oh, is it for telling her you won't serve her?

[ionic lotus]

happens when you do seluvis' freaky questline and try to drug her

[vivid oar]

Ohhh. If only we were able to kill her

[ionic lotus]

seluvis needs to go first if anything 🙏

[vivid oar]

Fair enough

[blazing silo]

I made this bloodborne irl like story rate it

[gleaming delta]

Don’t you dare comparing our boy Messmer with cheap street snake performer.

[pine oar]

nice pfp, also don't insult the street performer, he works very hard

[gleaming delta]

Now this pic is more suitable

[pine oar]

yeh just give him a spear

[sterile matrix]

I got kicked off the Elden ring lore subreddit for asking this but when Radahn was made Miquella’s consort and they inevitably smashed do you think Malenia would have been allowed to watch?

[steady linden]

.

[gleaming delta]

😭 I mean probably malenia had to guard them 😭

[pine oar]

they are brothers so i hope they didn't

[gleaming delta]

We sentence you to hornysent evergaol. Jar included.

[deep sleet]

the igon quote that we all know and love

[gleaming delta]

curse you Bayle - You will rue this day!
it is vital to scream it with same intonation and reverberation as Igon.

[vivid oar]

My hate for Miquella is unlimited

[white pewter]

they inevitably what

[lunar zinc]

Can someone gameshare elden ring

[umbral arrow]

i want this, but with ansbach

[quasi gust]

Ask the creator

I find it cute

[spring lynx]

HAAHAHAHAHA!
Nahh man, this is wild

[dire stone]

💀

[slow dagger]

LOL

[dire mortar]

Was she even aware of Thiollier's existance?

[fresh swallow]

tumble buff on milady lmao

on a dagger

[dire mortar]

its weird to see fairly odd parents became family guy for children

[spring lynx]

I am Malenia, blade of mi-

[gleaming delta]

This isn't Bayle's arena

[frigid ermine]

miquella is a boy too

[tacit steeple]

New elden ring enemy. Licky lizard.

[safe condor]

Hehehhehe

[quasi gust]

Literally Messmer

[sweet vector]

So glad I cleared out caelid and mohg's palace to prepare for renalla, this is a reminder to always explore optional areas to make the game easier and effiecient

[steel bane]

Did you just say no to that glint-stone

[sweet vector]

Radahn choosing miquella (there was no choice, he is literally lobotomized)

[reef pecan]

Renala clapped me on ng+ though as a sorcerer

[sweet vector]

well I imagine going mage on mage would be pretty hard, thankfully she's made of paper for melee builds

[tardy hill]

Quiet censor, important questions are being made

[flat cargo]

Bro chill

[silk citrus]

Last thing a boss see before they die.

[deep sleet]

It is scientifically proven that every point you have in int brings you 1 point below average IQ

[tardy hill]

If a boss gets obliterated by a guy standing still for 15 seconds, then it's boss's problem.
Git gud boss

[languid sedge]

Mage builds💀

[quasi gust]

So in that case you are the boss for the boss?

[tardy hill]

Not until we get out own boss theme

[cerulean mortar]

Lord of Frenzy Flame obv

[spark solar]

St-Trina gosthing

[clear drum]

This has nothing to do with elden ring but i just beated the lady butterfly on my first try ever

Is she a hard boss?

[quasi gust]

Romina?

[brave depot]

depends how early you fought her i guess, she's not super hard overall, but it sure took me more than one try

[brave depot]

no, Sekiro boss

[quasi gust]

Ah

[cerulean mortar]

Imo she's harder than Genichiro so unless you did her super late congrats if you beat her first try blind

[pale sleet]

Genichiro easy as it gets

[gleaming delta]

I love how the strat to malenia is either use lightload and use a weapon that does big damage orrrr use finger print shield with like a brick hammer with a mimic to jump her

[vivid oar]

Does the Radahn's soldier front flip Ash of War stagger her every time? It recently staggered Crystellian bosses for me with a greatsword

[vital sierra]

that's amazing
poor theollier got his girl stolen from him by a random homeless guy

[spice gulch]

Crystallian are super weak to strike damage, that's probably why

[burnt plinth]

i just poked her to death with commanders standard on my third time facing her

[vital sierra]

other way around lil bro

[vivid oar]

I'm currently an Int build that sometimes uses daggers, so I couldn't really do much about that fight (it's one of the duo ones). Went and got a low requirement greatsword's stats, instantly deleted them

[spice gulch]

Yuh, strike damage breaks their stance insanely fast.

[gleaming delta]

Opinions?

[gleaming delta]

Ah yes,the real miniature ranni

[clear drum]

Damn harder than genichiro? I just killed the first boss and then go explore her place, i founded her and killed it first try, i don't really know how i did it lol, i think i just got lucky, or im too good at parrying, fighthing the giraff centipede was good training before fighthing her

[cerulean mortar]

In my opinion she is harder than geni, but different strokes for different folks

[clear drum]

Well i'll see when i fight genichiro i guess, also where so i go now that i've defeated her?

[cerulean mortar]

Ashina castle to fight Genichiro, just go through the gate Gyobu was guarding

[clear drum]

Oh i had to go trough there? Thank you so much i had explored a lot because i couldn't find the way to enter

[cerulean mortar]

Np

[calm ore]

hardest elden ring picture of all time

[vestal fable]

since when is melina hot like this 🥵

[waxen mountain]

Legendary cop

[fringe leaf]

ranni fumo!

[grizzled kite]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[velvet minnow]

Just found it, idk who the artist is

[quasi gust]

Im taking both and Melina and Rya too. Elden Harem

[tardy hill]

Rya is for hugs only, go with Sellen instead

[dire stone]

Mage build?nah outta there 0/10

I didn't know we fighting malenia

[quasi gust]

Would yall fall for Radahn Rizz?

[regal frigate]

I’ve always been

[spark solar]

[regal frigate]

Banner goes mega hard

[river plinth]

Isn't miquella a guy and underage? (Eternal youth after all)

[ruby dust]

in the mimic tear boss room😭🙏🏾

[weary jacinth]

Adorable

[regal frigate]

Human bean

[spring lynx]

That's my message ☠️ thanks for the rate

I've left one similar in rennala's place too, close to the teleport

[regal frigate]

What does introspection mean?

[regal frigate]

Pov you don’t have google

[limpid basin]

The artist I believe is Riyo, though, that may just be their artstyle, rather than having been drawn by Riyo themselves.

[burnt plinth]

Midra

[tardy hill]

TBH it would kinda make sense for Big Man to ride the twink (hon hon hon), conidering the lenghts he went to keep ol' Leo.
But then again, the fact that this whole vow means dying and being forever separated from Leonard is best proof he absolutely did NOT want to go this way. Not willingly.

[quasi gust]

Nah im absolutely sure Radahn is happy knowing Leonard is in horse heaven or wherever they go in elden ring

[quasi gust]

Rob the bank rob

[dire mortar]

He is ||an adult in the final battle.||

there is a side by side comparison of his ||child model in the flash back, and his final boss form were he is actually grown.||

[dire mortar]

In a lot of ways they were way worse than the follwers of the elden tree

[mighty jewel]

Use super slow but deadly spear, fully upgraded with all stats for the perfect scaling against the most weakest sorcerer boss out there with feather-like poise lmao

[dusky hull]

I love how Messmer's crusade boils down to an Always Sunny episode. "The gang does war crimes."

[river plinth]

Ah fair

[tardy hill]

6 appraisals
SIX
Talk about a popular banic rolling spot

[ionic matrix]

I hate those things

[rose tapir]

does anyone here have the meme about the family asking father to buy food buy he has a bubble above his had with shadow of the erdtree?

[silver wave]

who's Pidge

[verbal ruin]

Perfection, any content with the Raging Wolf set is

[frail palm]

not even a scratch

i sit

[teal turtle]

Would anyone here try to rizz up Malenia?

[silver wave]

Wear a glove

[fleet kettle]

I would prefer she rizz me up

[vast violet]

Hey

[teal turtle]

Hello person! How has ur day/night been?

[teal turtle]

Any reason in particular for why?

[fleet kettle]

She's very tall 😳

[teal turtle]

Hashtag understandable

[fleet kettle]

Might be worth the toxic fumes coming off of her melting my brain cells

[teal turtle]

You might not notice it while being so aroused-(coughs dramatically) what?

[fleet kettle]

*scaroused

[teal turtle]

Huh?

[fleet kettle]

Scared + aroused lol

[teal turtle]

Oh ok lmao

[fleet kettle]

I think that's enough simping over rot lady

[teal turtle]

Now on to crippled moon lady
(Just kidding pls don’t)

[fleet kettle]

She's just got PTSD from an abrupt divorce

[teal turtle]

Lmao

[fleet kettle]

I'd say that's a little dramatic but this game's lore is like a greek tragedy

[teal turtle]

I swear there are people out there without a frontal lobe who think they want godrick to finger them

[fleet kettle]

Godfrey I can understand but Godrick? Some people are different

[teal turtle]

Bro his hands have 6 fingers

[fleet kettle]

Are you arguing on the side of the people thirsting over him? Lmao

[teal turtle]

No, I’m just stating a fact lol

He ugly af

[brave depot]

i peep into the channel and see that you are currently discussing great stuff

[teal turtle]

Why thank you good sir

[fleet kettle]

Okay so anyway, top 10 feet in elden ring 😂

[teal turtle]

No. Ten: red wolf of rahdann 😂

Just tells how good they get

[fleet kettle]

No. 9: Margit the Fell

[teal turtle]

No. Eight: mimic tear

[fast trout]

No. 7 Gostoc

[teal turtle]

Idk, they cutting corners

No. 6: Torrent

[fleet kettle]

No. 5: Sorceress Sellen

[teal turtle]

No. 4: the finger maidens

[fleet kettle]

All of them?

[somber sandal]

what is best elden ring or hogwarts legacy??

[fleet kettle]

Bibliotheca

Elden ring is the clear winner here if you ask me but I never touched hogwarts legacy

[teal turtle]

Yes

[fleet kettle]

By Marika's tatas that's a lot of feet

[teal turtle]

Indeed
Ok on to the next one

[fleet kettle]

No. 3: Malenia, Goddess of Rot

No. 2: Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon

[teal turtle]

And number one, is none other than,

[pine sonnet]

Number 1 to be|| sellen ||right

[teal turtle]

Elden beast!

[fleet kettle]

No. 1: Radagon of the Golden Order

[pine sonnet]

[teal turtle]

You get hit with the power of “nuh uh”

Elden beasts feet are no. 1 because they have no feet therefore there no feet better than Elden beasts

[fleet kettle]

Is it bad I like Marika? Even after all the murder and unnecessary abandonment of loved ones?

[teal turtle]

No

[pine sonnet]

No cause she bad

[frigid ermine]

bro i wish i had a mimic tear irl

[fleet kettle]

Bad bad or hot bad

[pine sonnet]

Hot bad

[teal turtle]

Hot bad obviously

Should I look up Marika on deviant art?

[fleet kettle]

Depends, what are you expecting to find?

[teal turtle]

Idk what I’m expecting to find
I’ll just do it

[fleet kettle]

You have a stern teacher kink, I know what you are

[teal turtle]

Don’t do it
I just did it don’t do it

[pine sonnet]

No no it's not like that!

[fleet kettle]

Black dress offering 0.1% body coverage

[teal turtle]

Fr exactly what I found 😭

[pine sonnet]

Share?/j but fr if you want to sure/j

[fleet kettle]

Lmao

[teal turtle]

…no… I don’t wanna get banned

[pine sonnet]

[teal turtle]

I mean would I?

[pine sonnet]

Idk would you?

[fleet kettle]

Don't bother posting anything suggestive, best play it safe

[teal turtle]

Ok

[pine sonnet]

Nah I'm jk ofcourse

[teal turtle]

Are you sure?

[pine sonnet]

Y-yeah

[teal turtle]

To relatable

[pine sonnet]

As an soldier of radahn yes

[teal turtle]

Wait, does that mean… that the red wolf…

[pine sonnet]

[fleet kettle]

The wolf is just a wolf that exists for some reason

[teal turtle]

Oh ok

[fleet kettle]

I'm leaving before I say something irrevocably stupid

[pine sonnet]

Why

[fleet kettle]

Idk, I think I've been questionable enough already lol

[teal turtle]

Ok, bye Eldendude! Talk later!

[sweet vector]

if it makes you feel better I also beat morgott and godfrey with a simular tactic in the same amount of time

[marsh anvil]

Bro I want that costume for queen marika

[sweet vector]

I’m pretty sure all u need is a black strip of cloth and high heels

[marsh anvil]

No In Elden ring

[sweet vector]

Oh lmao

[alpine wolf]

In a fight yeah

She can be tall all she want. She aint living after a Star Fist cr2

[sweet vector]

Kill thyself

Use the memory of grace

[regal frigate]

As much vials and fire paper as possible

[lime basalt]

.

[gleaming delta]

Bb fans trying to talk about another game (impossible)

[regal frigate]

Ok… ig

[gleaming delta]

Rule 14

Same ( I used shield poke, ansbach thioller and mimic)

I love playing like a rat

[twilit meteor]

guys what should i play today?

[indigo zealot]

do you have elden ring?
i heard that its pretty good

[winged pebble]

Elden Ring obviously 🗿

[static flicker]

Bloodborne

[gleaming delta]

Play the top left game

[scenic tiger]

Dark souls 2

[spark solar]

I need a rope now

[lucid tapir]

Radagon is pretty messed up when you think about it.

[nocturne cobalt]

Wait the tarnished is related to Marika?

[gleaming delta]

If you marry ranni

[nocturne cobalt]

Good, I can still simp for Melina since I’m never marrying Ranni

[spark solar]

Son in law cauz' in Ranni quest you can be her consort

[ruby dust]

im the son in law?

[nocturne cobalt]

You just jealous the only maiden you got is literal fire

Frenzy flame killed everyone, no more maidens

[ruby dust]

chat should i propose to alexander today? hes just the perfect jar for me and i want to be with him forever

[nocturne cobalt]

Propose at Farum Azula, he’ll surely accept your proposal in such a beautiful spot

Imma propose to Melina on the Fire Giant’s big pot thing, the fire creates the perfect atmosphere to propose because of her love for Arson

[fleet kettle]

It would be cool if the reason the frenzy flame causes madness is because it shows people the end of the world

[nocturne cobalt]

It shows them what Godrick does in his free time, they become insane as a result

[fleet kettle]

Spoiler, it involves an upsetting amount of feet

[ruby dust]

i’ll propose on top of some random building thats hard to get to😍

[gleaming delta]

Nice

[gleaming delta]

Well, you don't need to summon him to get his gear.

[paper coral]

New tattoo

[gleaming delta]

Amazing tattoo

[cerulean mortar]

May chaos take the world!

[weary trellis]

boss idea: after climbing a ladder you find yourself surrounded by a grey mist door
if you touch it the mist turns gold for a second just like a bosses and then disappears to reveal that you are surrounded by 10 godly looking knights ready to pincer you up
you try to go back to the ladder but it's locked by the golden mist, good luck

[gray dune]

boss idea: your dad comes back from the liquor store after 20 years

[weary trellis]

omg is that a reference from solo leveling

[bleak owl]

Boss idea: Freddy mercury

[ornate wedge]

Make him like consort rahdahn and melania mix together with his power and her triple slice attack

[cerulean mortar]

He’s weak to scarlet rot (just a joke I love Queen)

[bleak owl]

Nah nah that was a good one

[bleak owl]

Honestlyyy

[supple nova]

I think this might be like top 3 worst things that could of happened to me on my randomizer run

[reef pecan]

is that Radhan or Maliketh

[supple nova]

Radhan

[chilly cedar]

super proud of that

[violet patio]

[topaz sedge]

anyone trynna play

[ruby dust]

let me COOK🗣️🗣️🗣️

[supple nova]

I got 3 (three) smoldering butterflies for my troubles

[twilit scarab]

I DID IT

[supple nova]

W

[fervent ember]

W

[noble mirage]

ah yes, a family line more confusing than the joestars

[celest steeple]

Naming is fun

[spark solar]

More like Lannister family

[quasi gust]

I named my character soul of cinder

[celest steeple]

Fire based?

[quasi gust]

And lightning

[celest steeple]

Ooh cool

Lots of faith I imagine

[austere cape]

anybody have dry lead arts

[blazing silo]

W wallpaper

[cosmic meteor]

Me after dying to the most traumatizing jumping I have ever experienced in a catacomb

[cosmic meteor]

I would kill for a console being able to take screenshots like this

[paper coral]

Why is this so true tho

[raw swan]

😂

[ruby dust]

yo youre never gonna guess what i took this picture on

[ruby dust]

nah im with the elitists on the thorn spell
when you do coop with ANYONE running that build you just cant see the boss istg

[earnest star]

is it a horse

[fringe leaf]

💀💀💀

[quasi gust]

After Godfrey finished in him?

[ruby dust]

dear

[elfin kindle]

Silly little meme I made

[honest geyser]

same

[rocky citrus]

Rate my Character 1-10

[spark solar]

/10

[limpid basin]

Kinda reminds me of this vid

Still kinda a kid tho tbh

[umbral mirage]

New pepe lore dropped/10

[proven lily]

Hello

[silver wave]

What's the spell on here

[spark solar]

I'm in love

[slow dagger]

you're goated

[slow dagger]

Yummerrs

[verbal ruin]

I always knew you were a fruit Thioller

[sage oyster]

This was my day yesterday

[sage oyster]

@twin bridge I have several chapters dedicated to me in the albinaurics history books 🤣
Today is bows and spirits

Hewg looking at me as I roll up to mash A for the next 45 min

[atomic cloak]

Stay away from my family

[fallen hornet]

Are you ok?

[sage oyster]

Idk anymore, it started with a wanting to stick up on anything stones, now I'm here

[ancient ravine]

Literally me doing the St Trina's questline

[ancient ravine]

So goddanm true 🤣

[teal turtle]

Read ur bio, I pray for ur search
(I might want one myself ngl)

[gleaming delta]

Nepheli Loux is textbook definition tomboy

[teal turtle]

^This^ is real

[low iris]

Every time someone you’re talking to says “You don’t understand, Promised Consort Radahn is actually a good bass…” show them this clip

[deep sleet]

I mean you could’ve rolled

[low iris]

How could I have imagined that he was gonna do a freaking 360 just to kill me lmao

[deep sleet]

Most of the dlc bosses do that, I just got used to dodging attacks that weren’t aimed at me

[low iris]

I know that other bosses like Messmer do the same, but in this case was just “Yeah screw it, let’s just kill him”

In any case, I know this is not the main issue with this abomination of game design, but it made me laugh, so I wanted to share

[deep sleet]

My main issue there was with rellana, she’d just constantly show up when I hadn’t done anything

[primal tusk]

Every boss does that when you’re fighting them with multiple players, it’s not a radahn problem

[ancient ravine]

Thanks dude, I appreciate it

[maiden peak]

Literally every boss does this in multiplayer. Their ai is not designed for more than one opponent.

[teal turtle]

Of course!

[supple cape]

Best meme i ever saw

[topaz lance]

Can I have runes?

[valid haven]

go kill some alburnerics

[brisk forge]

Real eyes, realize, real lies.

[topaz lance]

Griffith

[trim thunder]

literally standing inside of his swords and you expected not to be hit

[lucid tapir]

He didn’t accept being ganked upon.

Its like saying ”summoning is lame” but this time the boss said it.

And i sometimes summon myself, so i can say that. But beating a boss summonless feels much better, especially with Radahn.

[old shadow]

Rich Dragon Forty stacks

[old shadow]

Homeward bone

[scenic tiger]

Memory of Grace

[rocky citrus]

Julius César is now the Elden Lord

[old shadow]

My runes 😦

[cerulean mortar]

Bro’s about to have a night of the black knives

[quasi gust]

Real peak

[rocky citrus]

The Black Nives gonna visit me in my Place but for diff fight

[old shadow]

Ranni = Brutus

[marble violet]

gwiffith

[rocky citrus]

HE is a CHILD

[hot ermine]

The fact that this is a boy

[fleet kettle]

bababooey bababooey skibidi skibidi

[hot ermine]

Im mean yeah but how i this a boy

[fleet kettle]

God genetics idk, radagon has a booty lol

[hot ermine]

Gyat dammm

[torpid hazel]

Wha da flip

[fleet kettle]

You're not making defending you easy 💀

[hot ermine]

"Cant play games without a Joystick"

[torpid hazel]

💀

[hot ermine]

Erm what the sigma

[fleet kettle]

This chat is something

[inland storm]

You're not seeing heaven

[hot ermine]

Ur a wizard harry🧙‍♂️

[mental epoch]

so weird dude 💀

[fleet kettle]

Guys guys Queen Marika is my favourite person of all time forever, I love her so much

[hot ermine]

I want to be Thermo nuclear bomb

The donkey from shrek fu**ked a dragon

[fleet kettle]

The golden sweet sap of Queen Marika

[hot ermine]

If i were where immune to Scarlett Rott melania would have som fun ngl fyk what i mean

[fleet kettle]

Bro why do you have to paint a target on your back like this

[hot ermine]

He wants to be an opp

At this time u should be canceld

Btw If u like miquella then u like femboys to and thats gay

Nu uh

U should get 4 years of Internet Bann

[mental epoch]

🤣

[hot ermine]

Gf from Taiwan with Joystick

[modest egret]

yeaa 😀

[fleet kettle]

bababooey bababooey skibidi skibidi

[mental epoch]

^

[hot ermine]

U mean miquella