elden-fun

[hasty frigate]

And imma be honest I felt so sad when having to fight Moore, I told him to put it behind him and then we fight and he’s just “Sad, Forever?” Made me bawl my eyes out.

[verbal ruin]

I like it though, it really signifies how the God’s look at the Tarnished, and by extension those who aren’t demigods or gods. They are so stagnant, which is kinda the theme how no system put in place by the demigods work out. Instead it only serves to destroy, corrupt or control.

[hasty frigate]

Oh no, Kira gon get like 10 copies of Elden Ring and put all those characters into Caria Manor.

[verbal ruin]

GRRM didn’t write anything for shadow of the erdtree btw

[lusty otter]

You know Martin only came up with the world of the Lands Between, right? He had no part in creating the DLC

It was all Fromsoft’s writing

And besides, it’s more about Miquella ascending into godhood to make the world a gentler place, shedding his humanity in the process. It’s more than just “haha half-siblings are dating”

[hasty frigate]

I get this and I appreciate your understanding, but now, we must make merry with what we have and enjoy our memes

[verbal ruin]

Should’ve been able to marry Malenia smh

[hasty frigate]

That could’ve been a good possibility, but every time I see Miquella’s Haligtree as the name that shows up, after you beat Malenia it should say “Your Haligtree Now”

When you’ve had enough of these goofy lookin Winter Lantern rip offs

[bold tundra]

So, if Mohg is no longer the Mohglester, does that mean that Miquella is now the Miquellester?

[polar apex]

yes

[potent smelt]

Mogh is the Moghlested and Miquella is the Miquellester.

[bold tundra]

This marks the start of an new age of Elden Ring memes

[potent smelt]

Indeed

[desert tendon]

The mohglested

[bold tundra]

its as if his spirit is reborn in another body

coincidence? i think not

[verbal ruin]

Who knew that Dr. Disrespect was actually a publicity stunt for promised consort Radhan

[twin bridge]

Kira will do some dark stuff with those hand ngl

[hasty frigate]

He gon do a lot more than that, remember who else resides in Caria Manor…

[quasi gust]

I do, i live there. The view is nice

[hasty frigate]

You remember those three towers? I don’t think the middle one is safe

[quasi gust]

The middle one is definitely a trap

[twin bridge]

Idk if i sent my edit here

[quasi gust]

I offed the finger mom

Getting the frenzied flame just to cure myself right after was funny tho xd

[twin bridge]

My edit is kinda cold ngl

[hasty frigate]

I got to the three fingers after I got the fingerprint stone shield, did none of the frenzied flame questline and wondered if I could still interact with the door, I removed my armour, and there was the option, so I got the ending without doing the questline whatsoever, and melina was dead to cuz I was thinking of doing dung eater or sum

[quasi gust]

Nice edit

[quasi gust]

I like getting the base ending cuz that's the most open one

[twin bridge]

Its my favorite ending the frenzy flame,and btw ty miquella for complimenting my edit 😩

[verbal ruin]

I like the base ending, ’cause you get to sit in a chair

[hasty frigate]

I’m just trying to get all the endings, and I also did it to show Midra that I’m the real lord of frenzied flame

[twin bridge]

I burn da chair 🔥🔥

[quasi gust]

You're welcome, don't go to the halig tree it's full of weird ants and rot thingie

[twin bridge]

I only go there just to beat a rotten goddess,she's my dog,my first playthrough and scd i clapped her in less than 4 try

[hasty frigate]

Yeah, I have ptsd about ants and lobsters now after doing all of Elden ring base story and Ranni questline, you don’t know how many ants there are down there…

[quasi gust]

I beat the bosses to show them who's the elden lord

[quasi gust]

I do i got the ranni ending for the archivement, did it twice for 2 swords

[hasty frigate]

Ah, I did the whole questline on my first playthrough, beat pre patch Elden beast, saw the summon sign and went “I only did it for the sword” and got the base ending

[quasi gust]

Need every achievement

[hasty frigate]

Exactly, I’ll do ranni ending on my next ng+2 or sum

[quasi gust]

Who's the cat?

[hasty frigate]

No idea, but lake of rot ain’t as bad as people turn it out to be, compared to the path to Noxtella for me that is

[quasi gust]

I got jumpscared by a random weird knight at lake of rot

[hasty frigate]

Oh the dragon kin or someone else?

[quasi gust]

Also what caused lake of rot? Malenia? Also dragon kin guy

[hasty frigate]

Idk but apparently it was here for a long time and went underground a similar time to Nokron and Noxtella, maybe the god Malenia has in her did that and made the lake

[quasi gust]

Maybe it came with a meteor like Astel

[hasty frigate]

Idk, all I know is that the god of rot has something massive to do with that lake and that it should’ve come down at the same time as Noxtella cuz you see how close they are together

Maybe Radahn was tryna do a cannonball in the lake

[quasi gust]

I don't want Liurnia sinking into it tbh

[gritty loom]

Using Copilot to help me make a cheese build against Radahn is really something...

[hasty frigate]

Let’s hope not, and you know those marionette soldiers? I like to think that when that one mf was making them was probably singing one of these two songs, either “Unbroken” by Man on the Internet, or “I’M Sane” by Axie

[quasi gust]

I like the maronette guys, they are the wheel skeletons of elden ring

[quartz garden]

They’re so silly

[quasi gust]

Oh hi Ranni

[hasty frigate]

Hey ranni, sorry I manipulated you for a sword last time. I just wanted to get the achievement for the legendary armaments

[quartz garden]

It’s ok

[hasty frigate]

Aight, and is the doll you use one of those marionette soldiers itself but with all the looks of the snow witch?

[quartz garden]

No it isn’t but that’s a good theory

[hasty frigate]

Yea, cuz think about it, you have four arms, they have four arms, you prob could’ve gotten Blaidd to help make the snow witch look for you

[quasi gust]

It's Lacrima the cat of the Liurnia academy

[quartz garden]

That’s a good point!

[hasty frigate]

Me and mum rolling up to McDonalds be like

[quartz garden]

Also is your name by any chance a reference to minos prime from ultrakill

[hasty frigate]

Yes, and I did that due to my friends and family acknowledging that I can make a damn near perfect Minos voice

[quartz garden]

Omg that’s so cool

[quasi gust]

Im just miquella cuz im a twink and doomfolk cuz i love doom

[hasty frigate]

I always like to do the Minos voice when I’m bored and sometimes sing songs to myself in the Minos voice

[quartz garden]

That’s amazing

[hasty frigate]

I say stuff like “Gabriel where did you put the damn cereal, I swear I put it in the pantry where it belongs” and little things like that

[quartz garden]

That’s so funny help 😭

[hasty frigate]

It’s ok, I’ve got funnier gigs like that coming soon

[quartz garden]

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.

[quartz garden]

What’s your opinion on the flesh prison minos prime

[hasty frigate]

Fav boss and the theme hits harder than an unparried JUDGEMENT

imma write the Minos speech here but in my own little mix to it

[quartz garden]

Perfect

[hasty frigate]

Ahh, awake at last, O Gabriel, where did thou put the cereal, I swear I PUT IT IN THE PANTRY WHERE IT BELONGS. Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for coming to help, but I need thy kind to help me find the damn cereal, as this CANNOT BE FORGOTTEN. This is a crime punishable… OF DEATH! PREPARE THYSELF GABRIEL!

Do u like it ranni?

[hasty frigate]

Ah, look at that height difference, god damn Marika’s about as tall of Broly

[rotund phoenix]

I hate mohg

[quartz garden]

It’s perfect

[dire mortar]

i dont remember the cat

[hasty frigate]

Thank you, a little something I whipped up on the spot

[quartz garden]

It’s amazing

[hasty frigate]

The funniest thing is, one time I sang the whole All Stars song in Minos voice cuz I couldn’t sleep

[quartz garden]

That sounds like a grand old time

[hasty frigate]

It was, I doubt my parents liked that tho cuz that was at about 10:00 or sum

[quasi gust]

It's a talisman

[quartz garden]

Oh 💀

[hasty frigate]

Holy Jesus that video was perfect, just imagine Blaidd all of a sudden saying Thy end is now to a random person

[quartz garden]

Yea 😭

[hasty frigate]

Like, some random wandering noble just shows up all of a sudden Blaidd says judgement and drop kicks the guy

[quartz garden]

Help yea that would be great

Rate the little guys

[hasty frigate]

Omg I’m a marketable plushie now oh god this is bad

[cinder tide]

Jumped so bad😭

[hasty frigate]

25/10 I rate them, so cute honestly ranni

[quartz garden]

[hasty frigate]

I’ve also been learning to do Elden ring voices btw, can do Margit and Igon really well

[quartz garden]

That’s so cool!

[hasty frigate]

Blaidd is getting close, I’ve been practicing the one line “Right, there you are, hard to work for it but it’s done”

[quartz garden]

All those voices are amazing

[hasty frigate]

My internet ain’t too good rn

I just love Igon’s speech to much I’m ngl, when I do the speech in his voice, I scream my damn heart out

[hasty frigate]

I’ve also been learning to do Godfrey’s and Varee’s voices if you wanted to know anymore

Guys, when I can and do learn Japanese, I am going to sing Bloody Stream in Minos’ voice without hesitation

[quartz garden]

Wowee

[hasty frigate]

Maybe I should learn German and sing Erika in Minos voice

What do you think ranni?

[low quiver]

I think i doed more by rolling off the map than him killing me 😂😂

[quartz garden]

Omg that’s crazy 😭

[hasty frigate]

Would be funny wouldn’t it tho?

Oh yeah, I can do sundowner now thanks to you, that vid you sent me made me see the Minos one and Sundowner one of the same guy

[hidden reef]

Ive done it in my playthrough too bc it looked cool, but after i got all i used them lol

[reef swift]

Should be good enough for radahn, right?

Genuinely ridiculous how tanky you can get in this game

[delicate pelican]

Those 4 vigor points are better off spent in endurance

[reef swift]

Fair, stamina is honestly the only issue I have with this build lol. It was more of an experiment to see how tanky I could get, it feels more than a little cheesy

[chrome vapor]

real

[rugged sequoia]

Touch grace

pls

[rugged sequoia]

No dlc I don't get it 😂 yet

[hasty frigate]

Oh, just search up Igon speech then you’ll see

[dusky hull]

How it feels when you're a Furled Finger and you stay back to hold off two Cleanrot Knights, allowing the Host of Fingers to escape...

[opaque summit]

Real

[wanton comet]

i'm not very fond of this "margit the fallen omen" guy

[wooden imp]

[queen flare]

[bitter anchor]

[broken dust]

tree sentinel defeated with base vagabond stats

~50 attempts or so. it's my first playthrough and i've never played a souls game

guess i enjoy learning the hard way lol

[quasi gust]

Real

[hasty frigate]

Bro is bear witnessing, I mean why else are there two of them?

[quasi gust]

👀

[hasty frigate]

He had just went “dear god, I’m gonna be in for a long ride”

[quasi gust]

Pov: you entered caelid

[hasty frigate]

Then entering the dlc shortly after

[still obsidian]

Weapon trading ?

[lunar mason]

Is there a game that has Sekiro's combat system, bloodborne's unique weapon mechanics, elden ring's build diversity/freedom, and dark souls's amazing storyline?

[steady linden]

sleeping, mostly

[lunar mason]

[valid haven]

i wish

[lunar mason]

[hasty frigate]

Creature of steel, give me the Big Mac thou still oweth me or I will open this elevator fully and show you fanart people made of thou for the whole ride

[snow meadow]

I had the exact opposite happen to me not to long ago. My mimic tear had to chase Romina around the arean because she wouldn't get off my ass for one second.

[hasty frigate]

Damn, it was me chasing her like as if that woman owed me money or sum

[snow meadow]

Bro she probably gave it to me and you arrived shortly after.

Like I spent 90% of that fight rolling.

[hasty frigate]

GODDAMN IT, how much did she give you? She owes me 500,000 god damn runes

[snow meadow]

I hate to break it to ya, I fell off a ledge. Those runes are long gone man. 😔

[hasty frigate]

I told her “if this church burns down and you turn into some centipede woman or something, you better give me 500,000 runes” and here we are… imma have to make her give me those runes. And if she don’t got them, imma make her earn them runes

[hasty frigate]

Bro I just found the secret Miquella ending

[snow meadow]

How it should have ended

[hasty frigate]

Yeah, he would’ve been like “Where’s Leonard?” And when he realises… off goes Miquellas neck I suppose

[white pewter]

i knew it

[hasty frigate]

Oh… I didn’t realise you were here Miquella, I do humbly apologise for my words.
Minos
P.S. say hi to Radahn and Malenia for me

[pine sonnet]

Acepted Will do

[hasty frigate]

Thank you kindly, I will also make sure that I say hi to Gabriel and the Creature of Steel for you don’t worry

[hoary wadi]

What in gods blasphemy is this channel

[hasty frigate]

A fun channel

[hasty frigate]

I have shown thee my judgement, I have responded.

[hasty frigate]

I loved it when Radahn said “it’s Leonard avenging time” and blew me to tiny little bits

[pine sonnet]

Yeah when radahn said it's radahnin time

[obtuse shard]

Send memes bro

[dire mortar]

The neighborhood committee would like to know why you haven't pruned the haligtree in awhile. it has gotten out of control and seems to be infested demi-humans and has possbily contracted scarlet rot. We try to reach you at your home but your sister keeps saying your away. Please respond in a timely manner or we may have to take action.

[pine sonnet]

Are we not?

[pine sonnet]

Out of realm for an while evading taxes

[pine sonnet]

The irs is onto me!

[hasty frigate]

It’s a shame we didn’t get to see her in her full body…

[high ermine]

rate my fit /10

[twin bridge]

It should have been this fr

[twin bridge]

No madness ?

[hasty frigate]

How it feels to whip out a perfume in the dlc knowing damn well you gon be using rolling sparks.

[mystic lily]

Wsp

[quasi gust]

Noot noot

[quasi gust]

I have the 3d model

[hasty frigate]

Oh, can I see it? Not for sexual purposes of course, I’m just curious

[quasi gust]

The model is nsfw

[hasty frigate]

Ah, then I perhaps have made a grave mistake

[quasi gust]

It has jiggle physics too

[hasty frigate]

OH, it’s that bad is it

[quasi gust]

Nah it's a good model, made by Ryan Reos. Pretty nicely optimesed too

[hasty frigate]

Oh, ok I mean… I am getting mixed feeling about this now

[quasi gust]

Lmao

[hasty frigate]

You can just dm me them if u want, I dont mind a good mental challenge

[quasi gust]

Making posters with 3d models is my hobby so i know my way around xd my toxic trait is hoarding 3d models

[hasty frigate]

Ah, my toxic trait is being on them perc 30s

[quasi gust]

Dm sent

[verbal ruin]

Based, I be taking the DBZ Dende Perc

[hasty frigate]

Aight

Anyway, imma head to bed now, gn all

[verbal ruin]

Sweet dreams lil’ bro

[quasi gust]

The homeless drip

[verbal ruin]

Can u send it to me too?

[quasi gust]

Are you an adult?

[verbal ruin]

Ye

[cinder tide]

ID check 👮‍♂️

[quasi gust]

Lmao

Me trying to understand women

[high ermine]

damn

[vale leaf]

Can anyone drop me varre's white mask please ? 🙏

[spring wolf]

Probably a stupid question to ask here, But is there ANY chance someone here could be a legend and drop a spare set of the new martial arts movesets ? I want to do a full new character with them as i CBA running a "normal" build till i get to the DLC when i'm already like 80 hours deep in the character 😅

[umbral arrow]

which one of them? hands or legs?

[spring wolf]

Honestly, Either would be amazing lol

[umbral arrow]

i can give both if you want?

[spring wolf]

That would be fantastic man, Do you want me to DM you my Steam ID ?

[umbral arrow]

nah we can just join on elden ring somewhere

[leaden night]

Could anybody drop me swift slash would be very grateful

[spring wolf]

Yeah i'm on PC, Just loading up my game now, had no hope on someone dropping it for me so i was on Destiny in the background lol 😂

My character is fresh fresh btw, So i'll need to head out to the start area before Tree sent if it lets me soap stone there

[umbral arrow]

i'm gonna put my sign right outside church of elleh, password: chicken

[spring wolf]

NP it'll be the same username from here that joins

[umbral arrow]

mine's also going to be the same so just look for my sign

[spring wolf]

looking for it now outside the front door ?

[twin bridge]

Bro think he's Onizuka

[umbral arrow]

just noticed one of them is +24 hope that's ok

[twin bridge]

Bob's cousin

[spring wolf]

That's all good, is the +24 the hands ?

[umbral arrow]

yea

[spring wolf]

That's all good bro, Dont think i'd be able to pick it up anyways lol

You're a G @umbral arrow, Now i can actually get on the game and enjoy a new playthrough without it feeling like a chore to get through the entire game again to play the kit i want to use 😂

[umbral arrow]

no problem, i know the pain of wanting a dlc weapon but you have to play through 70% of the game before you can get it

[spring wolf]

Yeah i checked NexusMods for literally ANY build with any stats at the starting level with the entire playthrough but with ONLY the DLC weapons added so i could get these things for a playthrough, but every one of them is like "10 billion souls, all armors, All weapons" or "level 125 build for PvP" crap 😂

[leaden night]

Someone please help with swift slash?

[umbral arrow]

i might be able to help you with it but i'm going to need to grab it first, pc or ps?

[leaden night]

Ps

[umbral arrow]

ah, sorry can't help you then

[leaden night]

Ahh okay no worries

[twin bridge]

Srry i can't,i don't PS+

It should be free the online on ps fr bro

[leaden night]

What?

[twin bridge]

The online on elden ring should be free ngl

[leaden night]

Ik its crap

[twin bridge]

Fr

[jade beacon]

its not?

[twin bridge]

On PlayStation u need to buy the PlayStation+ to play online on some game,like elden ring :/

[jade beacon]

i play on my pc so i wouldnt know but damn

[twin bridge]

Lucky,and u can get mod,but not us PS4/ps5 user :((((

[tranquil condor]

what happen to my game 🥲

At first I used Lure in Limgrave for the invasion, suddenly i got Maliketh Remembrance, then I was forced to teleport to Lyndell and Lyndell had turned to ashes, I haven't defeated the Red Giant but this all happened

[twilit bobcat]

Can anyone please spawn the runes?

[gleaming delta]

Good you somehow skipped the worst boss

[dusky hull]

The cut third phase.

[faint solar]

boom

[flint tide]

That's Bayle for you

[shell solar]

"curse you, bayle"

[compact star]

Curse you, Bayle! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Drake Warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon … But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!

[hazy jacinth]

"hail of harpoons" Mf shoots 1 harpoon every 5 min

[compact star]

Ye

[twin bridge]

Burn the erdtree to the ground...and incenerate all that divide and distinguishe's... Aah may chaos take the world,may chaos, take the world !!

[serene phoenix]

Average NG7 DLC final boss attempt in coop

[vale cargo]

Yep

[quasi gust]

Through the fog gate is wild xd

That's how gaius got me

[quasi gust]

Magma wyrm Makar reminds me of Qualag for some reason

[sleek sky]

boooooooooy

[frigid geyser]

Bloodfiends Arm (post nerf) still pretty busted.

[mental epoch]

not even gonna spoiler filter?

[last spruce]

Curse you bayyyyylee!!!!

[twin bridge]

I've never feel so good like this,if this is liberty,i want to do this the rest of my life just to accomplished difficult boss

[mellow mural]

Petition to make this an emoji on this server

Well that's an intimidating name I just saw in the chat
What kind of name is "let me solo consort 113 kills"

[pine sonnet]

I agree

[serene phoenix]

They nerfed perfume but left this in the game

[mellow mural]

Scary name lmao

[serene phoenix]

Haha thx I guess

[earnest pivot]

pre-final dlc boss spoilers

[serene phoenix]

LMAO love it

[strange cradle]

Lol bruh

[quasi gust]

Me when my boss appears behind me at work 5 minutes before the break

[mellow mural]

Real

[twin bridge]

Leda love little child

NO DON'T

[analog vine]

I'm sorry little one

[mild oxide]

Time for Head

[hot valley]

Wrong
Hole

[analog vine]

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[long crown]

build n stats?

[mild oxide]

Try finger but whole

[twin bridge]

Vilains aren't born,they are made...

[analog vine]

That ass bro got made me into a villain

[long crown]

drop the build n stats bro🙏🙏

[long crown]

i want to go home, and then edge

[hot valley]

Why'd they model buttholes on the dogs

[twin bridge]

I will punish this World with the frenzy flame,and YOU will be the first to perish,you touched the brother of BOB,you are a Monster !!

[analog vine]

He was dead @twin bridge he couldn't say no

[twin bridge]

You changed me, i was already on a phase but now,it is cleared..

[frigid geyser]

Bloodfiends Arm +24 (Cragblade)

Rakshasa's Armor, Gloves, Boots.

Black Dumpling + Aged Ones Exultation (madness self proc)

Axe Talisman (charged heavy attack boost)

Two-Handed sword talisman (damage boost when 2 handing)

Lord of Bloods Exultation (or) Dragoncrest Greatshield Talisman.

W/ Golden Vow, Howl of Shabriri.

Stats are obvious but-

60 vig, 30 mind, 45 end, 69 str, 80 arc.

[frozen parrot]

nah gang wtf is this 😂😂

[analog vine]

@twin bridge I just finished jujutsu kaisen and it was one if the best shows I've seen besides chainsaw man

[frozen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/itachi-uchiha-sharingan-akatsuki-cute-adorable-gif-25095121

[twin bridge]

Jjk on top of csm but i will never forgive you for you've done...

[frozen parrot]

chainsaw man 😂 wtf ure cocked gang go watch hxh

[twin bridge]

Gto on top

[frozen parrot]

😂😂 right right

[analog vine]

Chainsaw man pog. My vision to anime is skewed cause I've only seen jjk, Sao and chainsaw

[twin bridge]

Watch dragon ball, hunter X hunter, jojo bizzare adventure, great teacher Onizuka (GTO)

[frozen parrot]

so what is the best for u

[feral void]

Um, ok

[twin bridge]

Well
Top 1) Dragon ball
Top 2) GTO (its hella hilarious)
Top 3) jjba
Top 4) hxh
Top 5) hajime no ippo (forgot to say hajime no ippo)

[frozen parrot]

for me its 1 hxh

[twin bridge]

Mhmhhh

[frozen parrot]

did u whatch it all like all the thing ?

[twin bridge]

Yes,i read the scan too

[analog vine]

@feral void he's journeying to the shadow of the erdtree lol

[frozen parrot]

the anime is not an anime gang its art

[verbal ruin]

Y’all got any elden-fun? Or just bad anime discussion

[feral void]

Bro got it before I did

[analog vine]

My grandma handing me a Starburst that's been in her purse for 2 generations

[feral void]

I'm actually dead 🤣

[analog vine]

The gym chad asking me if I'm done with the barbell yet

[twin bridge]

Ah bruh,yes i finish 7 time

[gleaming delta]

@analog vine less of the borderline nsfw posts please

[twin bridge]

BAHAHA blud got caught in 4k

[analog vine]

Not mah fault bro posted up like that

[twin bridge]

Just Say sorry man its nothing one word

[analog vine]

Sorry steam seed. I will keep the silly pictures to myself

[gleaming delta]

Thanks man

[twin bridge]

I wish i could be an mod ngl,im Always connected and its the only server where i talk

[smoky basin]

Anyone into playing seamless coop?

[rose crest]

I thought this armor combo would look cool

don't make the same mistake

its just blackquill armor and blackguard leggings

[last spruce]

Good lord that thing is ugly

[frozen parrot]

wtf gang i only watch it 2 times u wild asf😂

[static flicker]

Ranni: becomes your wife so idk dude
Rykard: doesn't care
Radahn: doesn't speak so we dk
Godwyn: dead, but he a golden order simp so probably looks down on you
Morgott: extreme racist so he looks down on you
Mohg: don't think he cares, but will still not like you cause you are after miquella
Malenia: actually treats you with respect (as she dies) and she never talks down on you
Miquella: he is nice
Messmer: tarnished are spirned by the grace of gold so he WILL kill you

[verbal ruin]

GRRM didn’t write anything for Shadow of the Erdtree???

[quasi gust]

Im biting you if you reply more old messages and ping me

[verbal ruin]

Sorry didn’t mean too thought it was more recent, but the point still stand

[hasty frigate]

Honestly, Jojo is number 1 for me

[delicate pelican]

They both fighting for the honor of dying by my blade

[sonic leaf]

Found a way to mess with invaders

Idk why but i thought this hella funny

He was so confused

[wary relic]

anyone have an extra white mask

[sonic leaf]

Nah

[spark orbit]

anyone have a spare fire prelate chest piece

please

[steel temple]

I do but I don’t think PC and Xbox can cross play unfortunately

[spark orbit]

ill double check

sadly it doesnt

[steel temple]

Damn… wish I could help you out bro. I have both versions

[wind idol]

coolest thing i've done so far

[hasty frigate]

Wait a minute, you can throw Messmers spear?

[viral spade]

yes you can throw it by hold heavy attack button

[vital sierra]

i did this to a player using the winged stance while he was mid air 😂

[raven briar]

Imagine if Elden ring had sekiro combat and you fought them 🤤

[sinful fossil]

Does anyone wanna help me duplicate runes, VC if yes

[harsh swallow]

ice spear ash of war against rahdan is broken

[spark solar]

[umbral mirage]

Wheeee!!!

[spice gulch]

Violated that poor mans

[mild moon]

Starting a fight club at the ancient ruins near the second dancing lion summoning pool on PC if anyone's interested in joining! PW: gitgud

[vital sierra]

i just kill all of these losers
especially the crucible tards

[rare solstice]

honestly i dont think theyll nerf it or at least nerf it into the ground. ancient dragons lightning strike still exists

[whole hearth]

he was getting freaky, caught in 4k 😭😭😭

[autumn nest]

Wish radahn could get freaky with me and not that stupid child thing

[quasi gust]

There's a mod for miquella backpack?

[steel temple]

Yeah lmao

[quasi gust]

Epic sadly can't coop with mods

[steel temple]

Yeahhh unfortunately (for now atleast)

[sinful cargo]

is there a voice channel?

[whole hearth]

ikr same bestie 😩 life isn't fair

[opal plover]

#pvp ignore this

[autumn nest]

Your anime list is pretty good

[autumn nest]

Jojo is best manga oat

[rare solstice]

Base game + DLC remembrance tier list (yes the tiers are ordered)

[rare solstice]

Based on how good the boss is...

[fair furnace]

Horah is not s tier

[rare solstice]

Lightning phase ruins it with annoying rng lightning strikes around the boss

[rare solstice]

Yeah but it makes the fight less fun

[hasty frigate]

What you talking about? Do you know how good of a boss fight Midra is? And Dancing Lion as said by Konn, is a very unique and fun boss to fight, not even that hard either. And I do agree with you on Messmer, remember the Bayle questline (the one with Igon) that was a questline and a boss I’ll never forget.

I find Midra as such a good concept, that there can be failed lords of frenzy and that we aren’t the only one if we do the ending, there can be others

I’m not mad, I’m just saying that there are many good bosses in the dlc and not just Messmer, while he won’t be a boss to be forgotten, sometimes there are others that can be almost or just as good

How I rate bosses (and this is just my opinion don’t quote me on this) are Messmer #1, Bayle #2, and Midra as my #3, with Divine Beast Dancing Lion as #4 by just barely

[hasty frigate]

I just wish that we could get the frenzy flame head as an accessory tho, that I’m admitting I am mad about

But I will tell you something i absolutely love about Messmer’s spear, you can throw it so you could just be like “Where do you think you’re going? None can escape the embrace of Messmer’s flame you fool.”

Yep, with full effort cuz the throw is the heavy attack, so all your strength being put into that one throw

God I hate these goofy lookin winter lantern knockoffs, only thing I hate about the way to Midra

[velvet vault]

it does. its called deflecting hardtear

[loud osprey]

Hwy can someone help me with a boss

His name is soldier of godrick?

[hasty frigate]

Oh, Rick soldier of god you mean? I don’t think anyone has beat him yet, truly the hardest boss in gaming history.

[quasi gust]

Ansbach: Miquella stole me masters body
Miquella:

I made the pic myself xd

[earnest star]

they are not RNG lmao

[sharp scaffold]

Ignore the messages but I got that skin!

[earnest star]

it’s like fortisax. you have to keep moving. the lightning will always be based on the players position when the boss does certain animations and you can predict when they go off

[quasi gust]

Lmao epic

[rare solstice]

ok yeah but it forces you to position yourself away from the boss and is just annoying imo

[earnest star]

?? it does not you can strafe around it to remain near the boss

[gentle ledge]

@ivory sundial lol

[rare solstice]

ngl ||radahn consort of miquellas|| projectiles are actually good because they are dodgable by repositioning while still being close to the boss

[rare solstice]

i also dont like fortissax lmao i think i just hate lightning

[earnest star]

beat it with zweihander without healing i promise you it is not rng

fair nuff. fortisaxx isn’t my favorite fight because i’ve never felt like I’m at the intended level when i hit him.

next us election between godrick the grafted and godefroy the grafted

[gentle ledge]

Im voting for the guy who doesnt have his name on epstein's flight logs and videos with epstein lol. easy choice

[exotic monolith]

what was your criteria because this looks like carefully crafted bait

[rare solstice]

istg this is just my enjoyment of the bosses and how good i think they are, what makes you think its bait?

[exotic monolith]

Im just mad Mohg Rellana and PEAKdra are beneath rykard of all bosses

[rare solstice]

ok rykard isnt meant to be the top of a tier i messed that up
but ive always loved his fight, looking back on it its not perfect but the serpent hunter and general atmosphere make it for me

and mohg is like edging a tier i just think the bloodflame is annoying and his weapons hitbox is a lil big

[exotic monolith]

well hes got a big weapon 😏

[rare solstice]

😐

[whole hearth]

ayooo fellow based jojo enjoyer??

[left canopy]

whats hands down the best weapon in elden ring base game

[quasi gust]

Tarnished x Malenia?

[quasi gust]

Giant's crusher istg

[left canopy]

fr might have to try it

[quasi gust]

Bonk is absolutely superior playstyle

[quasi gust]

I sure did

[mighty jewel]

By Hoot on Youtube

[weary torrent]

Wtf this is fire

[hearty scaffold]

Deadass hoping everyone reacted like how i did

[gleaming delta]

reacted the exact same way like brother euw

[delicate pelican]

I went through the entire dlc not popping a single rune arc just in case I need it later

[reef kiln]

What’s a rune arc? 💀

[wind idol]

fr, ima try to do that to placidusax next

[wind idol]

the coolest thing was the stance break 🙏

[void yacht]

Me vs pcr

[void yacht]

A true drake warrior, igon would be proud

[wind idol]

he would be if he was still alive in my save

[void yacht]

😭

[wind idol]

he wouldnt stop screaming tho 🙏

[void yacht]

Cold ass speech ngl

[wind idol]

fr

[hearty scaffold]

What the flip did you just flipping say about me, you little tarnished? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the soldiers of godwyn, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on lunar princess ranni, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in erdtree magic and I’m the top demigod in the entire golden lineage armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the flip out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the lands between, mark my flipping words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the sites of grace? Think again, flipper As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the lands between and your runes is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flipping dead, foul tarnished. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Golden Lineage and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the storyline, you little tarnished. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flipping tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will splurge fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, tarnished.

[reef swift]

Praise the sky rock!

[trim thunder]

another day another starscourge in S teir 😔

[fallen hornet]

Bro go outside

[deep sleet]

W spear of the impaler user

[wind idol]

coolest ash of war in game

[deep sleet]

True that

[gleaming delta]

yk something fun? gifting me the dlc, dm me if you wanna do it !! 😭

[wind idol]

yk smth? its too expensive i aint giving you nun 🙏

[gleaming delta]

fair

[wind idol]

try instant gaming, its usually cheaper there

[gleaming delta]

i think more should happen than just that

[gleaming delta]

MORE

[wind idol]

you gonna switch yo gender then

bro's message got deleted 😭 🙏 thanks notifications for existing

[gleaming delta]

MOREE

[wind idol]

i say we bring miquellester

[hot valley]

This is my OC (please do not use without permission)

[verbal ruin]

@quasi gust this u???

[light jolt]

[autumn nest]

Jojolion and steel ball run are tied for best for me

[quasi gust]

Nah im hotter

[pine sonnet]

The ||leda squad|| fight is not elden fun 😭

[verbal ruin]

How is it not? You get to beat some brainwashed peeps, and a literal psychopath murderer.

[pine sonnet]

I die

[verbal ruin]

Good

[pine sonnet]

Still stuck

[earnest zephyr]

gojo...?

[dense bough]

Guys I think I have a theory

[light jolt]

Moore’s throwing big ass hefty rot pots when you’re trying to deal with other people

Also they’re all really tanky

Which is why I’m probably gonna start telling Moore to stay sad forever and maybe even assassinate Freyja from now on in the library once her quest is done 💀

[pine sonnet]

Exactly worst fight ever I loved Moore and he does me dirty like thst

[verbal ruin]

You don’t summon Ansbach or Thioller, or any spirit summon? You gotta make it a fair fight dude…

[grizzled nebula]

RIP igon 🪦

[tardy hill]

The good ending we'll never get

[light jolt]

I did

I summoned both of them on my 2nd attempt immediately, beat them, but it was still a close fight

And I’m gonna summon them again when I get back to the gank fight, but I’m gonna shamelessly thin the herd before the fight as well 😭

[verbal ruin]

Bruh

[last spruce]

Up rn elding my ring

[verbal ruin]

Just use lion’s claw, and stunlock ’em while Thioller and Ansbach do their stuff

[queen jackal]

🔥

[strong meteor]

I beat the game !!!!!!!

[stable smelt]

Hello everyone

[muted fiber]

hello

[whole hearth]

sbr is so good honestly can't wait for them to animate it and hear gyro singing the pizza mozzarella song, they have to make it sound like a real banger or else imma riot 😤

[autumn nest]

Fr I need to see dio sexy ass turn into a dinosaur

[weary vigil]

can anyone drop runes or weapons

[covert falcon]

anyone doing rune drops on p5

[twin bridge]

No,farm them.

[covert falcon]

how?

[viral spade]

just farm runes like normal... don't be beggar

[covert falcon]

beggar making more money than me

[gleaming delta]

sum ppl get lucky and sum ppl dont

[covert falcon]

cant beat them join em

[gleaming delta]

where does the runes that beggar get from? other ppl and if other ppl can be rich with runes u also can

[covert falcon]

im already elden rich just need more

[gleaming delta]

if your elden rich then grind more

[covert falcon]

too much work

1400 hours on pc 200 on p5 i did my due diligence

[lone ferry]

Is this Intro good?

[hasty frigate]

Tip, Mohgwyns Palace, use either base Radahn’s sword skill or Elden Beast sword skill and viola! About 100,000 runes every like minute or so on ng and the same amount in like 25-30 seconds in ng+, make sure you use golden scarab talisman tho

[lone ferry]

Damn

[gleaming delta]

Is this good?

[lone ferry]

Yes

[quasi nacelle]

Feels like I'm entering Hogwarts

[gleaming delta]

I command thy nil

[astral elk]

Elden ring why do you make them so cheeked up

That's not even a mod or anything that's literally just all the armor and stuff removed lmao😭

[compact wave]

W’s in the chat

[hasty frigate]

You for most of that video

[drifting frigate]

heh.

[wicked shuttle]

You seem to be fond of reposting this meme, are you perhaps overcompensating for something ?

[delicate pelican]

Getting a message across

[wicked shuttle]

Won't work

[pale sonnet]

Why is everyone saying "Malenia is so hard"

[wicked shuttle]

Boss when more than 1 character on screen, classic

[hasty frigate]

When you see almost any dlc boss use a magic attack

[verbal zodiac]

he's ready for me. 😩

[pastel latch]

I’m stealing this

[solemn moss]

best gif ive seen deffo saving

[solemn moss]

the mohglested

[solemn moss]

you know what im about to do

[gleaming delta]

me when fighting fire giant phase two

[solemn moss]

best thing ive seen on here

best thing ive seen EVER actually

m-meme
o-of
t-the
y-year

[deep sleet]

Bc we have something called dignity

Not hating on summoning, just salad fork

[celest steeple]

Shadow wizard money gang!!!!

[weak tapir]

W errit?

[dusky hull]

Yep, that was me against Messmer.

[forest oak]

aw man
mods are crazy for this game but for eldenborne i didnt backup my saves so they might be moot now
Ah well.

graceborne*

[hasty frigate]

My brother in Christ, that video was not a mod, that was one of the easiest remembrance bosses in the dlc

[forest oak]

I beat the dlc, I was talkin bout GraceBorn

[hasty frigate]

Oh, I thought you were talking about the video above is all, sorry for the misunderstanding.

[ripe zenith]

is the dlc worth it

im so broke and in no state to be able to buy it but i just want to know if its worth buying when i get the money

[forest oak]

It's the best dlc I've ever played, even including Ariandel or old hunters imo

[ripe zenith]

okay its gonna take a few weeks maybe months but i absolutely loved elden ring so maybe it is worth it

[hasty frigate]

It’s absolutely worth it man, it’s a must buy in my opinion, best dlc I’ve ever played or even seen

[brave depot]

it is good but certainly not cheap

[pliant hare]

Even if it's not cheap, they pretty much charge 40 bucks for almost a complete new game, like, it's not even a classic DLC you're used to from other sht AAA companies

[rocky prawn]

Worst dlc remembrance boss

[dire dune]

weird way of portraying wretch

[wet lantern]

he had that ready lol

[lucid tapir]

Help me im being imprisoned by this guy so he can use me as starting character

[dire dune]

Pretty sure wretch is above prisoner

Just like how I top you on bed

[hasty frigate]

Morgott when he talks to you in the starting cutscene of his fight

[rapid ridge]

hey u think my game had a problem not really sure

[dire dune]

Shut up femboy

[white pewter]

i have a hard time believing you top anyone now

[dire dune]

Don't make me

Shut up gooner

[white pewter]

try me

[dire dune]

okay

[white pewter]

oh

[void yacht]

Fax

[void yacht]

Ariandel isn't alat

[void yacht]

Edit of the century

[twin bridge]

Ayo bro did the sheep dirty

[whole iron]

The best line in the whole dlc lmao

[white pewter]

whiplash

[whole iron]

Love this

[young cradle]

very cool

[daring mural]

me after start NG+

[umbral mirage]

That's really cool, but the longer I look at this boss, the more I want to shudder myself into a bathroom and try not to vomit.

[fast plank]

@wintry flax

[dapper hull]

@mossy saffron

[outer quarry]

No lord will oppose me, everyone who has challanged me has felt the power of my hammer, even the great Radahn, consort of miquella

[twin bridge]

How ?

[static flicker]

Marika is not actually good

But true

[cloud fractal]

Marika is not good

[brave depot]

Morgott is the good one

literally just wanted everyone to stop f*cking with the elden ring

[viral moon]

Where Godfrey?

[tardy hill]

Godfrey being an absolute Gigachad was always beyond dispute so there's no point of putting him here

[hot valley]

Bro literally died and refused to stop defending the elden ring

Sorry; was assassinated

[brave depot]

he wants his honor back i imagine

[dusky hull]

Havel would be proud.

[outer quarry]

note: hefty rot pots are really good for radahn, i used 1 at the start of phase 2 and it lasted untill the end

[dark jacinth]

🐍

[pulsar shore]

Swavelamenté

[quasi gust]

@hasty frigate

[twin bridge]

Goatfrey

[quasi gust]

The rizz lord of the elden drip

[quasi gust]

Teaming up with him and putting the elden beast in the corner

[twin bridge]

Get lost elden beast >:((

[twin bridge]

On the back,no honor

[quasi gust]

Why he have wings?

[quasi gust]

Good thing it ain't me the friendly neighborhood miquella from an alternative universe where i was as kind and compassionate as people think me to be

[twin bridge]

Yes

[quasi gust]

Another day another opportunity to be the elden femboy

[gleaming delta]

guy got hit with a pan or something lmao

[twin bridge]

C'me here and shake it bababoi

[fiery thorn]

Anyone want the renella twin blade 10+ for lord of bloods talisman

[twin bridge]

Nty,im good with my guts sword Tarnished one 🗿

[quasi gust]

Not that kinda femboy

[twin bridge]

Nooo :((

[hasty frigate]

My intrusive thoughts when looking at the one summon sign at consort Radahn with perfume build

[mighty jewel]

Only the high INT gets it 🤣

[river vessel]

Albinaurics getting killed again...ahh, what a classic!

[hasty frigate]

I thought he was talking about the stat int, and was thinking “I farm there, why is it only for magic builds?” Then realised shortly after

[remote dragon]

I love him, but he always dies first

[delicate pelican]

The punishment for incest in my lands is death by antspur rapier

[lime ruin]

Amazing

[hasty frigate]

Did you cheese Greyll in this way by any chance? Cuz I think this would be revenge for that if so, if not, then idk what to say sorry man

[lime ruin]

?

[spring lynx]

Godfrey 😎

[lime ruin]

I’m in the dlc

[hasty frigate]

You can cheese Flying Dragon Greyll by getting him stuck on a tree or a part of a cliff near his fight, he gets stuck in a falling animation and dies just as you did. I am asking if you did this cheese on him or not no matter where you are

[lime ruin]

No

[hasty frigate]

Ok, then it was just an unfortunate accident I suppose

[delicate pelican]

Idk why everyone says Rellana is so hard I beat her first try

[hasty frigate]

The ones that gave me the most trouble were putrescent knight and Consort Radahn, these were the only bosses in the ENTIRE GAME that had ever made me use online summons

For some reason tho, Bayle was one of the easiest for me

Most of those a tiers were easy for me actually for some reason, I don’t know why, I haven’t fought the death knights yet so can’t be sure about those

[delicate pelican]

I’m getting 2 shot on scadutree 12 by death knight

[hasty frigate]

What ng you on?

[delicate pelican]

I made a new playthrough for the dlc so I’m not on ng+

But he’s ez to stagger

[hasty frigate]

Ok, cuz I’m on ng+ for the whole dlc and I’m not having too much struggle with it, my only problem is medium rolling the whole time cuz you know, ng+, hardest bosses that Fromsoft might have ever made and stuff

I am on scadutree blessing 14 or 15 now so I should be alright I suppose

[delicate pelican]

Ansbach is a better Gideon

[wide reef]

I regret nothing.

[hasty frigate]

[stark isle]

Radagon can't be this weak

[gleaming delta]

peak

[gleaming delta]

based

[hasty frigate]

I mean, he is a massively fractured version of himself, so it kinda makes sense

[jovial bay]

How to Access the Trading Forums

Get the Linked Role:
Go to the server menu and select "Linked Roles" (different from "Connections").

Accept the Terms:

Head to the ⁠trading-gateway channel and accept the terms to acquire the Nomad role.

Post Your Trade:

Post your trade request or offer in the ⁠trading-forum only. Do not post trade requests outside this channel, as it is a punishable offense.

For detailed guidance, including a video and diagram, view both here:#community-help message

https://discord.com/channels/867784605293084702/1080442788484763730
⁠

[gleaming delta]

[gleaming delta]

forgot to add those black-robe dudes from naruto as recusants who hunt tarnished.

[plucky copper]

Me during frenzied flame ending

[stark isle]

Elden beast was even worse

[gleaming delta]

[stark isle]

Radagon atleast got a hit in 🙏

[hasty frigate]

Let me think here, using lightning in a water area with a boss that has decent lightning resistance. HMMMMM

[stark isle]

I'm ngl I thought fromsoft thought better than to make the final boss just have ok lightning neg

[hasty frigate]

I mean, now that we have torrent, it’s heaven for melee users due to the massive weakness to physical

[stark isle]

That's without the debuff tho so imagine if he had the -20% lightning negation

[hasty frigate]

Bro would’ve been like 2 shot or sum

[stark isle]

Idk if it's better than pest threads

[hasty frigate]

I doubt it’s better than either of the pest thread variants, but it’s getting there

And you did use priestess transformation which boosts that type of incant you were using too

[stark isle]

Yeah true

[stark isle]

It has shredded almost every boss I've fought imma try to get to the ng+ cap to see if it is still good

[hasty frigate]

But imagine one of those physical breath attacks with the rock heart, dragon communion seal, and like 50 arcane

[stark isle]

I think the difference is that you'd probably get less in cuz the breath attacks are a pain in the ass with the speed

[hasty frigate]

I would just try to find a good opening I suppose

[stark isle]

Hm yeah I'd use rotten breath

[hasty frigate]

And even better, use the evolved version for more damage and being able to do it in the air, so you could avoid some of the attacks

[stark isle]

Meh it doesn't avoid alot I've tried I think the lightning build is quicker and easier to get off while the breath is harder but does alot of damage and has some huge hitboxes

[hasty frigate]

I would say, the most optimised build even without rock heart, is using Smarag glintstone breath, terra magica, dragon communion seal, and all the other stuff that boosts magic damage

[stark isle]

Why not use magic then

[hasty frigate]

Cuz I want my forefathers one and all to bear witness

[stark isle]

Use ghostflame breath instead

[stark isle]

Or borealis ice breath
Both are magic damage but procs frost and you can use flame breath to reset

[hasty frigate]

Oh yeah, still does magic damage, and looks better too. Only reason I like dragon communion is cuz I find potential in the spells, find them cool, and I worked hard for that god damn BAYLLEEE wing incant

[stark isle]

Funny idea

[hasty frigate]

Bayle had motivated me to go all the way from 27 to 53 arcane

[stark isle]

Same build I did but with dragon communion and stone dragon so that way you can get that lightning fire damage buffed big time

[hasty frigate]

Yeah, it’s just big stonks on that damage and it does like 3 types of damage I think, fire, lightning and maybe physical, so any enemy weak to those, oof I feel bad for em

[stark isle]

The flowerstone gavel
Lightning tear
The Godfrey icon shard of Alexander flock and faithfuls canvas

[hasty frigate]

Yeah I see all this working really well

All this because some piece of hay made my bleed better through MOTIVATION

[alpine wolf]

Vile BALE

[hasty frigate]

Motivation my friends, takes you very far

[lunar jewel]

Last time I go afk with this channel open.

[hasty frigate]

Oh, I was taking about how Bayle motivated me to lvl my arcane, don’t worry it could’ve been worse

[alpine wolf]

On everything I love, I could beat the base game lobotomized

[hasty frigate]

The thing is, I’m so dumb I’m at equal level to a lobotomised person

[deep sleet]

So real

[idle breach]

is it a good idea to fight the flying dragon agheel at level 26?

[hasty frigate]

Maybe, depends on the skill level you have really, not the actual level

[viral fox]

Your welcome

[terse temple]

Wild ig post I found today

[terse temple]

What did I just watch

[molten kestrel]

whats wrong with this image? (very hard)

[fiery surge]

the wrong hue of blue in the image

[molten kestrel]

correct! you win gratification.

[idle breach]

is it a good idea tho

[idle breach]

like would u? i put all my skill points in health and 1 in strength

[hasty frigate]

Idk, I would have like 20 to vigour and the rest into stat requirements

[still obsidian]

Anyone looking to trade weapons

[hasty frigate]

Me on my first playthrough looking at the map (it’s completely empty)

[worthy stone]

Greatsword of damnation is actually so fun to use

[hasty frigate]

I used it on the Leda gank fight cuz I had to deal with like 5 people

[worthy stone]

Oh I had a field day with that the ash of war kept hitting and it was so satisfying

[hasty frigate]

I for the most part just wanted moores and ledas drip

[hasty frigate]

I was only able to get full Moore set and full Freya set, only Leda chest plate which makes me sad

[worthy stone]

I didn’t finish moores quest I felt bad

[hasty frigate]

I told him to put it behind him and left it at that

[plucky hedge]

yeah the oathseeker armour set has leda’s helmet greaves and gauntlets

[hasty frigate]

Oh, no wonder they looked similar

But what about Danes armour set? I got the hat at the first fight and in the gank fight I only got Danes footwork and not the rest of the set

[plucky hedge]

yeah you dont get it after that figjt

[hasty frigate]

Wait, where do I get it?

Nvm I’ll search it up

[plucky hedge]

you get it in the ravine here

[hasty frigate]

Oh thanks

[stiff willow]

Yo

[gusty reef]

that looks like LoZ icons

[hollow geode]

Godrick the grafted

[worthy stone]

Me

[hollow geode]

you

[worthy stone]

Yes

[hollow geode]

That's good. Do you have the good stuff? The albunauric good stuff. I really require some good good at this very moment.

[grave elk]

The work finally paid off😭

[worthy stone]

Y e

[hollow geode]

Omens be like

[worthy stone]

I’m no omen

[twin bridge]

Omen's when :

[hollow geode]

Omens when they're a stain on the lands between

[twin bridge]

Omen's when they see you in the catacombs of Leyendel :

[hollow geode]

Omens when they shoot brown poop fire at you

[worthy stone]

Omens when even morgott doesn’t want them free :

[twin bridge]

Me watching my character getting touched by a pervert hand for the first time (its worth it) :

[hollow geode]

Who is this mystical character you speak of

[twin bridge]

The three finger

[worthy stone]

Me 😈

[hollow geode]

😱

[worthy stone]

I’m the three finger

[twin bridge]

Bruuuh why,there are only simp that will wear this mod,only true goat won't install this cz of the lore 🗿 (good mod..)

[hollow geode]

For what reason did the three fingers want us to be naked? Very strange, the freak fingers is a more suitable name

[worthy stone]

Don’t ask

[twin bridge]

Bcz he want to see if we some ball's to get touched by him🗿

[hollow geode]

If he wanted balls he could've went to the gargoyle in the dragon barrow

[twin bridge]

AYO !!!

[worthy stone]

Yeah I’m albus’s son and all but I ate too much eyes of yelough or whatsoever

[twin bridge]

Ty for making me a god, now, im the only god here and im feeling lonely..

[hollow geode]

If I could eat anything, it would most certainly be the sea beds curse

[worthy stone]

Well I carry the outer god of frenzy so that’s close enough

[twin bridge]

Logical

[worthy stone]

What about the blood tainted excrement

[twin bridge]

Well i would be the heal potion ngl

[hollow geode]

That comes in close second, but I'd probably leave it for the dung eater

[worthy stone]

What about horn strewn excrement

What about the yellow embers

[hollow geode]

What is with elden ring and excrement? I understand it's a very essential topic to any form of media, but they need to tone it down a notch

[twin bridge]

I like miquella's a$$ (don't ask)

[hollow geode]

[worthy stone]

I like morgotts feet don’t ask

[quasi gust]

HEY!

[naive grove]

don’t never send this big ol emoji ever again

[worthy stone]

Morgotts feet better

[quasi gust]

You just 3 fingers how are you speaking

[hollow geode]

It is a psychological communication

[worthy stone]

My finger movements or whatever

[quasi gust]

Bro is fingring us

[twin bridge]

Give me it

[hollow geode]

I might be the 10 fingers

[quasi gust]

No

[worthy stone]

Not like that

[twin bridge]

Not even for your mama's great rune ?

[quasi gust]

The frenzilester

[hollow geode]

Dano miquella is infinitely young, why not have an attraction to someone more adult like. Someone like the loathsome dung eater

[worthy stone]

No ask vyke I got him to give up lanseaxx for me

[twin bridge]

Boi, miquella have a curse, he's more old than me ;-;

[worthy stone]

Just like the twin princes

[twin bridge]

Yes

[worthy stone]

Radahn is lorian and Miquella is lothric

[twin bridge]

Me after hearing this ds ref at my young age (i and albu's son are truly the chosen one) :

[worthy stone]

Were the chosen undead Fr

[worthy stone]

Isn’t soul of cinder technically the chosen undead

[twin bridge]

It is

[worthy stone]

Exactly that’s why I love the fight so muchhh

[twin bridge]

I didn't finish DS3 yet,i was focusing and suffering to the final boss of the elden ring dlc,on DS3 im on the deeper boss,where there is alot of pnj and a guy with red aura,and i can't bro they are too much ;-; (i've lost 10 Time then i played elden ring)

[worthy stone]

Gael?

[twin bridge]

No, the boss is a group of pnj

[worthy stone]

Oh so spear of the church

[twin bridge]

Yes

[worthy stone]

[twin bridge]

Yes

[worthy stone]

[worthy stone]

Me when another tarnished wants to inherit the frenzied flame

You should get it again may chaos take the world!!!

Yeah vyke and me are chill

Ah I see

Yeah the winter lanterns from bloodborne are back

[hasty frigate]

What sanity? We didn’t have any to begin with

[worthy stone]

Real

[hasty frigate]

After going through the whole abyssal woods, I can confirm that I have experienced madness in real life at least five times

[worthy stone]

Real

[twin bridge]

Yes im a god, how'd you know ?

[worthy stone]

I sort of am a vessel for one sort of

[twin bridge]

You gave me his power

[worthy stone]

That’s true

[twin bridge]

Ngl i wish we could have the frenzy flame head on the dlc and more weapon and armor about flame of frenzy

[hasty frigate]

That’s what I was thinking after seeing the failure of the lords (Midra) I was thinking we could maybe get his burning head after we kill him only to sadly find out that was a massive lie

[worthy stone]

I wish like buy it from enia

[hasty frigate]

If we had gotten that, I would be massively satisfied, but I did get the crucible wings tho so I shouldn’t complain to much

[twin bridge]

Yup,i was sad ngl, but we should suggest this to miyazaki,cz there will be more update that will add some other thing's,so suggest the frenzy flame head and more Armor and weapon of Frenzy flame

[worthy stone]

Midra armor

[hasty frigate]

I also wanna not just see more madness related things, I also wanna see more sleep weapons ngl

[twin bridge]

Yes,so go suggest this to miyazaki :))

[worthy stone]

Winter lantern head

[hasty frigate]

That would be nice if we had gotten even more madness and sleep weapons

[twin bridge]

True

[hasty frigate]

You’re a goddamn genius

[worthy stone]

Thank you

[fringe leaf]

we did

[hasty frigate]

Ik which is why I said even more, not just like 2 or 3, I mean like 8 or sum

[fringe leaf]

the dlc added 9 madness weapons alone

[hasty frigate]

What about sleep tho? Like 2 or 3? Nah, we need just as much as madness weapons

[fringe leaf]

4 sleep

[hasty frigate]

More! More! We need more VARIETY not just some meta bleed weapons for invaders to go and collect

[worthy stone]

Yes

[quasi gust]

Most likely, how old are ya anyways?

[solemn moss]

[worthy stone]

[solemn moss]

[worthy stone]

[solemn moss]

youre pfp looks like three peni-

[worthy stone]

Leonard

[solemn moss]

[quasi gust]

Best dog

[solemn moss]

nah best dog is the pope

[worthy stone]

Leonard be lifting

[pine sonnet]

He was sick of radahn using gravity magic to ride him

[twin bridge]

Im 15

[quasi gust]

Ye i am in fact older then ya

[static helm]

I Found Alexanders cousin

[sweet vector]

Guys I found the best message in Elden ring

[pine sonnet]

I want to go home and edge!

[sweet vector]

Fort, knight

(Dejection)

[rare solstice]

Isn't miquellas body less than that?

[spring lynx]

Real 😭 found that message too

We ain't gonna speak about people dying randomly. They know something we don't

Oh wait, now I know why

[twin bridge]

I think he's body is 14

[rare solstice]

Online it said 8 to 12

[twin bridge]

Fr if it was like this in the original fight i would delete elden ring

[hasty frigate]

Me trying to go to heaven after seeing that video (ain’t no chance I’m getting up there)

[rare solstice]

ermm lore wise godwyn cant be revived because his soul is dead🤓

[twin bridge]

I won't go to heaven cz of the rage i will unleash to radahn v2 and getting one tap by godwyn

[hasty frigate]

And ain’t no way I’m getting up there that’s why I said TRYING cuz I know my ass going straight down

[twin bridge]

Even hell won't accept me

[hasty frigate]

Bro, I don’t think purgatory would even want me

[twin bridge]

Bro even satan will eject me and say "what creature can do more than i"

[hasty frigate]

Us bro, we can do more than him, maybe it was cuz of using the salad fork on Gideon, I mean it sure was hella funny tho seeing him die so quickly

[twin bridge]

Real,i love using bonk weapon

[twin bridge]

Me when radahn is down and a femboy come's up to his shoulder and start doing Sonic attack reference (my mimic and i will be erased from existance) :

[hasty frigate]

Ah, so he’s doing some buffed up thunder roll?

[twin bridge]

Yes..

[hasty frigate]

Oh, that thing must’ve been buffed up to the heavens or sum for him

[twin bridge]

I swear my brother in Christ we should have a Godwyn boss in the dlc,btw when you do the death knight,behind him there is godwyn in the back,i was so surprise that i say'd "what tf are you doing here godwyn"

[novel yoke]

everytime i see a ladder i place down a sign that says "visions of snake..." is that valid?

[twin bridge]

It is, my brotha

[hasty frigate]

I saw that and wasn’t too surprised cuz I mean “death knight” it makes sense

[twin bridge]

Real enough

[hasty frigate]

Except for the ladder to the Abyssal Woods, you gotta say something like “Turn Back, Difficult enemy” or “Turn Back, therefore Run!” Maybe even “Visions of Horror” if that’s possible

[twin bridge]

Giving me hunter ptsd

[novel yoke]

but im getting visions of snake

[twin bridge]

Im getting vison of freeze ai

[novel yoke]

i also just beat elden beast today

[twin bridge]

Gg from a mogger

[hasty frigate]

Ah you guys remember Elden Beast before horse, an absolute marathon of a fight

[novel yoke]

you were able to use your horse at some point?

[hasty frigate]

In the patch just before dlc came out

[novel yoke]

oh im not gonna lie my uncle bought it for me in 2022 i beat renalla or whatever her name is and then totally dropped the game i just started playing 2 days ago and now im gonna fight malenia

[hasty frigate]

Aight, if she’s a bit of a challenge, remember that arcane and Mohg’s Salad Fork exists

[novel yoke]

im using malikeths blade because its cool

[hasty frigate]

Funny thing is, this is my first ever soulsborne game, and never once have I complained about the difficulty for anything, I only used online summons out of THE ENTIRE GAME on dlc final boss and putrescent knight

[hasty frigate]

Hope you got the vigour to tank attacks then if you use the skill a bunch.

[novel yoke]

ngl im probably cooked i might have to go back to blasphemous blade

[hasty frigate]

Maybe, or use sum like reduvia if you really don’t have any dignity, cuz in base game, it’s called “BeAtINg tHe bOsS WrONg” but in the dlc, it’s called getting to the bosses level

[novel yoke]

i dont understand why people say that what are you supposed to struggle with the boss for like 6 hours just to beat it like it makes no sense

[hasty frigate]

Like seriously, if the game gives you things like mimic tear, then use it, it’s whole purpose is to make fights easier

Malenia for my first ever time took like 15 mins or sum, cuz of the setup I’d have to do, and I would shred the first phase like nothin and this was on ng+ cuz I forgot to fight her in ng

[novel yoke]

dude whenever i first fought the real godfrey i thought he would take me forever and i legit just beat him in 2 tries