elden-fun

[twin bridge]

Miquella i swear to the very god.

[quasi gust]

But it doesn't matter that was an impostor miquella guys thankfully the tarnished stopped him and now im free to bring an age of compassion and freedom to the lands between

Me when i found out about the impostor

[twin bridge]

U manipulated Moghlester,rachad, and ME,the LORD of frenzy flame !!!!!
U shall know suffer and put you're foolish ambition to rest.

[quasi gust]

You don't exist in my world i ate you

[twin bridge]

You son of Griffith.

[quasi gust]

Woah woah woah hold your horses Miquella will not even get close to Griffith you just a sheep and follow the trend of hating him

[twin bridge]

HAHAHAHAHAHA i buy the dlc.

[quasi gust]

I also have bought the dlc, but while you are blinded by the small things you don't see the weight of his sacrifices to accomplish a better future for everyone without the greater will

[twin bridge]

And why sacrifice some good people to make them deeper in there life to become a GOD !!!

[quasi gust]

A few people is a small price for the peace of everyone. At least he doesn't off everyone on the whole planet like the lord of frenzy. A lord without people is no lord

[tardy hill]

Miquella isn't worthy to even look at the Everbrilliant Goldmask
||Then again, few are||

(Didn't buy DLC yet lololol)

[quasi gust]

Alright I'll accept this cuz Gold mask is actually a good guy. But the lord of frenzied flame the biggest opp has no right to judge miquella

[twin bridge]

The peace on this Land are only pain and suffering,chaos is a better choice for the lands-beetween,this Land shall know death,the only god is i,the Tarnished that beat a true god and becomed the lord of frenzy

[quasi gust]

Chaos bro you too edgy to be a lord

[twin bridge]

I beat yo sister on my first try

[quasi gust]

I beat yo dad on first try :p

[twin bridge]

Who's my dad ???!!!!!

[tardy hill]

Frenzied Flame ending's main perk was that Haligtree (and Miquella) burns. Sure, everyone else burns as well but we can't have everything.

[quasi gust]

Noone now, fatheerless tarnished xd

[twin bridge]

And you motherless fatherless sisterless brotherless fraud :p

[quasi gust]

Fraud bro Miquella made the Haligtree to welcome thos who were cast out and cure his sister of Scarlet rot

But you being the stan of 3 fingers that are loitering in the sewers to diddle tarnished is wild

[twin bridge]

So where's my brotha albinauric BOB !!???? He's too intelligent to take an another portal

[quasi gust]

Who?

[twin bridge]

Bob the albinauric

[tardy hill]

After my visit there I can say with utmost certainty that Haligtree is a fraud

[quasi gust]

Oh the guy at the portal that leads to Mohg? We don't hurt he a nice frlla

[twin bridge]

Lets go !!!! Imma let go of frenzy then,but i don't like you >:((( but i will be nice to you fella

[quasi gust]

Blame malenia she cursed it with her stoopid rot

She also lured in stoopid ants man so annoying

[twin bridge]

Fr

[light jolt]

I mean honestly, Miquella is kinda getting there

[quasi gust]

Haligtree woulda cured her stoopid ahh if she wasn't a sore losa and blew up on the chad Radahn

[twin bridge]

Finally someone that understand 😩😩😩

[quasi gust]

Are you still laying with octopusses?

[light jolt]

They both know how to use affection and adoration to manipulate people

And when they both become gods they literally gain that as a super power. Or Griffith does, Miquella always had it as a superpower

[light jolt]

[quasi gust]

Stop smashing the fish who are you aquaman?

[light jolt]

No im better, im The Peak

[quasi gust]

Tbh i view view the dlc miquella as twisted version of himself and when we beat him at the end, in my headcanon my tarnished puts him together and helps him see the right way

[twin bridge]

Griffith as charisma, Miquella as rizz, Bob as everything

[quasi gust]

We like Bob at the Haligtree he always brings booze to the parties, we don't invite Malenia tho she a tryhard and cringe

[twin bridge]

Real, Bob is goat

[quasi gust]

We love Bob, i swear Malenia's rot affected Miquella in his cocoon and that's why all this happened Malenia caused brain rot. Avenge the kind Miquella and beat Malenia for the brain rot

[twin bridge]

FOR BOB !!!!!

[quasi gust]

And to punish her for bringing tthe stoopid ants

[twin bridge]

YEEEEE !!!! (may thy flame curse for thy War)

[quasi gust]

Also burn the erdtree cuz the haligtree is better, we ain't flashbanging you and we have a cool lake inside without a weird alien fish

[twin bridge]

Ight,just did it, ez win

[quasi gust]

Ignore the rot That's just the loser Malenias fault

[twin bridge]

Real

Ngl i prefer the erdtree than the haligtree cz i kinda crush on Malenia ngl,and the erdtree was on my plan

[quasi gust]

Told ya im the chill real Miquella, ignore the impostor in the dlc that's just a poser i swear

[twin bridge]

Yuh,i like you now :))

[quasi gust]

Let's goo a friend

[gleaming delta]

Dlc spoilers

[twin bridge]

Ngl miquella but your sister is kinda...

U know what i mean 🫦

[quasi gust]

Nah cuz i made art of her lmao not gonna show xd

[lunar heart]

NSFW art of mallenia is crazy

[quasi gust]

Not yet come back later

[lunar heart]

Yet?!

😭

[queen jackal]

Should switch them

[void yacht]

||You switch them around after this dlc||

[bold tundra]

yes he does know but he had to get the memes out of his gallery for he will never be able to use 'em again 😦

[verbal ruin]

Why did u try to bang your brother???

[quasi gust]

Ask George RR martin

[lofty scroll]

Someone help with Elden beast ?

[jaunty dune]

sellen had the hardest speech ever then turns into a ball 😔

[swift crane]

Lol fr

[jaunty dune]

blaidd too

[bold tundra]

im sorry Mohg please let me back into the dynasty

[dire mortar]

you realize mog probably got the care bear stare when he tried to rip miqulla out of the tree to kill him for his great rune right?

so it was more likley Karma when miquella used his second amendment right to make people fall in love with him.

[bold tundra]

Mohg is too epic so i do not care

[dire mortar]

The golden order states all men have the right to UWU

[bold tundra]

thank god i burned that thing down

[dire mortar]

you woudn't have been able too if Morgott hadn't taken away everyones maid dresses and cat ears.

[bold tundra]

why would he do that? Is he acoustic?

[dire mortar]

Kawai men were a threat to his dictatorship. Only his knights could have the right to desu.

[dire mortar]

I Know its spelled with an E and not I but this is all I can think of when I hear/read Igon

[dark jacinth]

Snake:
“Colonel, I've infiltrated the facility. No hostiles in sight. I’ve encountered some... graffiti. It reads, ‘Finger, but hole.’ Any idea what this means?”

[dire mortar]

It was probably Patches

[cerulean mortar]

All the messages in the Abyssal woods are like
Snake,
Snake!

[hidden reef]

I would really like to see a mod to elden ring that is just ds2 but elden ring🙏🙏 Anyone wants to or its just me? (Im delusional)

[cerulean mortar]

Bro the bosses would be even easier than they already are if your character could move at elden ring speed

[royal horizon]

The two different reactions to the dlc

[cerulean mortar]

Third reaction: The game makes me hard

[royal horizon]

🤣🤣

[celest steeple]

Pause rq

[hidden reef]

Ik, and thats the fun part, bc they maybe could get a new moveset

[fringe leaf]

mr. white!?

[tidal willow]

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I Alone Am Tarnished One

[gleaming delta]

is this where creations go

[sweet saffron]

💀

[low quiver]

Real

[void yacht]

Not even the peak kept him safe

[mystic lily]

Can someone play w me my friends got off and I need help transferring some items to a low lvl act for the DLC

PS4-5 14-7 preferably male

[gleaming delta]

I think that's enough elden ring for today

[low quiver]

scared of women, a true gamer

[stable fiber]

I’m sorry little one

[lunar heart]

Remember the old bread chainshot..

[mystic lily]

Js have a girlfriend

[mystic lily]

I hate catacombs

Anyone feel like playing
Meant 14-17

[cerulean mortar]

playing and dropping items are kinda different you might wanna specify which you want to people first or they might get miffed if it winds up being the other

[mystic lily]

I mean I give weapons and they give them to my other act

[cerulean mortar]

yeah Ik if someone wants to coop and that's all you wanna do probably best to disclose that before hand, or just ask in #community-help

[sleek needle]

My friend lost right here lmao

[tight hill]

why does the divine beast helm look like an aigao face 😔

[lyric hearth]

How do i link my steam to this discord so i get the trading channel

[rocky gulch]

never do bro like that hes handsome

[quasi gust]

I still hate Mohg

If you ask why: he's an omen

[scarlet dragon]

Who can drop me alot if runes for ps5

[royal horizon]

malenia: mum are u sure this is a good idea

Marika: I'm sure it will be fine trust me......

[hasty frigate]

A few seconds later “ARISE NOW YE TARNISHED”

[royal horizon]

🤣🤣

[scarlet dragon]

Anyone can drop runes ?

[quasi gust]

A few seconds later: the tarnished offs every demigod and becomes elden lord possible sending the greater will to a warmer place

[hasty frigate]

Fr bro

[quasi gust]

I respect the grind

[royal horizon]

Fr fr

[hasty frigate]

The tarnished always looks at marika in most endings like “don’t you betray me, you’ve seen me kill god, you’ll be next”

[quasi gust]

I'd smash, and radagon too. Hole is hole fight ne

[hasty frigate]

Fair enough

[royal horizon]

Alternatively: tarnished kills off everyone and becomes lord of frenzy flames making the girl he found at the start of the game that may/may not be a demi god (who actually knows at this point) is now trying to kill u

[quasi gust]

Melina is the sis of Messmer thus a demigod. I wouldn't take her destiny away from her for sure she too cute

[royal horizon]

Fr fr

[quasi gust]

Hah

[royal horizon]

Bro why can't I just post some emojis apparently 4 enjoys is to much 🤷

[quasi gust]

Can't have shiz in lordran

[royal horizon]

U can say the same about radahn..twice

[quasi gust]

What? That I'd smash?

[twin bridge]

Racist 🫵🫵

[quasi gust]

Oh hey Dano

[twin bridge]

Sup miquella,what's good fella ?

[quasi gust]

Can't let Mohg give Bob and his brothers std blood bath

[twin bridge]

Real,lets throw him (again) in the sewer frrrr

[quasi gust]

Ye let him get fiddled by the 3 fingers

[twin bridge]

Wait,aren't you the guy that do opening and review of transformers etc figure with an excellent humor ?

[twin bridge]

Even the three finger won't touch him

[quasi gust]

Not surprised bro got omen stds

[twin bridge]

Real,the finger prefer me than him frrr

[royal horizon]

Nah I just took the pfp...I like Godzilla..alot

[twin bridge]

Shin godzilla on top

[royal horizon]

Ye boiiii!!!!

[twin bridge]

Fr this is the godzilla that i like the most cz of his story and why he do all of this,he's such an sad creature....

[feral void]

That's what I imagine it's gonna be like 😅

[royal horizon]

It is...it really is

[twin bridge]

Me watching my dlc to be installed (it took me 3hours) :

[royal horizon]

Yer!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[twin bridge]

Not if you play mimic plus strengh

[royal horizon]

Lol 🤣

Me going into the dlc hoping I don't get one shot

[twin bridge]

Me walking out of the toilet (i've eat tacos bell and know i must finish the dlc,rage possessed me) :

[royal horizon]

🤣🤣🤣

[twin bridge]

Messmer the impaler is typing...

[royal horizon]

🏃🐍💨

[twin bridge]

Me watching radahn face to face after he realise why im the lord of frenzy (i have endured more than enough) :

[royal horizon]

Me when rudan in the dlc uses literally any move in the second phase

[twin bridge]

I hate radahn scd phase

[royal horizon]

Tell me about it...like I want to fight him not get my heart stolen by a femboy

[twin bridge]

Fr.

[royal horizon]

Fr fr

Also! For all y'all saying the elden ring dlc is to hard 🫵🫵..I have one thing to say...a dlc is supposed to be harder then the base game so if u give a fromsoft game (all already hard game) and give it a dlc it's going to be hard

[frozen parrot]

goofy as s wapp

[royal horizon]

This is Merlin he is a cat who is a strength build user but...he is convinced he knows magic and uses often inevitably got him destroyed in fights and when he spawns at the grace he cry's give him hugs

[jaunty dune]

merlin go bonk

[warm nest]

a bit edgy

[verbal ruin]

I don’t really want this

[shrewd finch]

give em the template i gotta fil this out

[void yacht]

@shrewd finch here

[shrewd finch]

W thanks

[warm nest]

You are the first one who fill the squares without using an X or ✓. Mohg's eyes will be pleased

[void yacht]

Yes, the lord of blood will be pleased by the quality of my apology

[verbal ruin]

Y’all got any Elden-fun?

[void yacht]

Yes it's called fighting morgott

[pine sonnet]

Sorry mohg

[quasi gust]

Im not sorry Mohg you did Bob and the albianorics dirty

[pine sonnet]

Twin?

[twin bridge]

I will not be griddy anymore.....i will finish DS3 then i'll go on the dlc

[wise star]

Wait a minute

[warm nest]

good

[twin bridge]

The fact that in elden ring we can become our hunter's nightmare

[dire mortar]

already in my inventory

[regal frigate]

You forgot aged old ones

[vale citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-parry-gwyn-boss-gif-19051216

[regal frigate]

Real

I kept trying to parry the whole of yesterday only to realise I was two handing my weapon

[quasi gust]

Twinsies

[verbal ruin]

Why’d you post something from a NSFW comic dude?

[pine sonnet]

He probably didn't know I didn't know before you just said it I saw the picture here before so maybe he found it funny looking

[quasi gust]

Why do you know where it's from?

[keen arch]

heheh

[quasi gust]

Bro just self reported in one hit xd

[pine sonnet]

Honestly I didn't know before vro said it

[quasi gust]

I found out yesterday but since this cropped part is sfw i think it's fine, plus it's hilarious xd

[pine sonnet]

Good to know since I had it saved cause I found it funny

[quasi gust]

You can lure out gooners with it, people gooning on us man unbelievable xd

Absolutely unbelievable

[pine sonnet]

I thought being an child would save us from the gwyndolin treatment

[quasi gust]

We grew up tho in the dlc xd

[pine sonnet]

True but Still

[quasi gust]

They can't control themselves around treacherous femboys

[pine sonnet]

[quasi gust]

[pine sonnet]

[verbal ruin]

Rule34 can be a dark place 💀

[quasi gust]

Why you lookin for me there?

[feral void]

One of my friends fell victim, he hasn't stopped sending... Suggestive images

[gleaming delta]

I'm glad my level is high enough that I can make any build without having to respec my stats

[verbal ruin]

Was looking for Ranni Miquellester

[pine sonnet]

And why were you even looking for such...insanity

[verbal ruin]

Pringles can

[pine sonnet]

🤔

[warm nest]

I lurk on that place daily

[stiff night]

Why are hosts like this 😭😭

[shadow edge]

still not fixed btw, although you can fast travel out if you're fast, fighting him this way is actually quite easy since you start on him with free dmg

[dire mortar]

I'm a grown man I have a job

[shadow edge]

most people summoning aren't the greatest gamers

[dire mortar]

I summoned on my innital run because I just wanted to get through the content befrore I got the real major spoilers

second run will be no summon take time to learn the boss

[shadow edge]

only time i had the pleasure of getting summoned (ds3 farming sunbro tokens) most host would stand on edge of namless kind arena and we would just 2v1 the boss with host eating chips in the background

[paper elbow]

Huh, you had this problem before?
I honestly enjoyed being "stuck" in the fight lol

[onyx pebble]

I drink water

[shadow edge]

about 10 mins ago on current patch

[paper elbow]

Damn lol

[void yacht]

I've seen this meme 3 separate times in this channel and I laugh my ass of everytime

[void yacht]

"Learn the boss pattern"
gives me the best weapon for staggering

[regal frigate]

Yeah she didn’t manipulate everyone 💀

[tardy hill]

Only helped to murder her stepbro

[quasi gust]

She's the cause of everything bad that happened, Ranni singlehandedly caused the shattering and offed Godwyn

[verbal ruin]

Both Miquella and Ranni are awful people, end of story

[rocky prawn]

The difference is people simp for ranni

[warm nest]

Only started a war and ruin everything

[light jolt]

People use(d) to simp for Miquella too

[warm nest]

But Ranni's simp outnumber by a lot Miquella's simp

[dim dome]

Controversial question : Is anyone else down bad for Varré?

[regal frigate]

Still better than manipulating people and marring your brother

[tiny scroll]

Anybody wanna play co op,

[twin bridge]

Guy i've collected the Sword of night,now call me dano,beyond frenzy and shadow

[warm nest]

Sure it's evil and wicked. But that's less evil than starting a war and causing the death of a lot of people

[dire mortar]

they never explained how she convinced the|| black knives who were technacily her mothers assasins.||

[dire mortar]

"we're just brothers stop asking"

[regal frigate]

Idk if this a theory I heard somewhere or actual fact but didn’t marika/radagon kinda let raani take it

[tiny scroll]

Anyone wanna fight invaders with me and another guy we farming runes

[cloud oxide]

they both wants greater good but only one include mass lobotomy...

[warm nest]

Sure, I am just level 346 😁

[tiny scroll]

Bet

[tiny scroll]

Go to DMs

[tardy hill]

The boys are back in town

[tiny scroll]

How do you get 5 people in a game 😭

[rich lava]

Magnificent

[steady hedge]

Seamless Coop Mod , its super fun you should try

[tiny scroll]

K does it work for PlayStation?

[steady hedge]

PC only

[tiny scroll]

Damn😭😭

[tiny scroll]

Yo anyone down to fight invaders

[grand coral]

How does he get 5 friends

[quasi gust]

New elden waifu

[quasi gust]

Where do yall buy friends?

[verbal ruin]

Y’all got any elden-fun?

[dire mortar]

dragon sheninigans are the last major thing I have yet to do in the DLC

[quasi gust]

I was waiting for the ability to turn into a dragon for so long xd

[light jolt]

Bill Cosbyied waifu

[iron cloak]

"I can press the ash of war button"

[idle flame]

Rump

[polar apex]

Dragon wife = the best wife.

[vale leaf]

Can anyone give me varre's white mask. I killed mohg and can't get it now. Psn:
dobbie18595

[quasi gust]

I want to go home and then edge ....

[quasi gust]

If you were on pc i would've given it to ya lol

[ancient phoenix]

can anyone help me with malenia? I dont really want to summon anyone, but if anyone can join a call with me and teach me to dodge waterfowl dance thatd be so dope. its the only thing i die to at this point and i can say rn im mostly confident in the fight besides waterfowl

[quasi gust]

Dodge?

You give her time to get to that part?

[ancient phoenix]

wym?

[fair furnace]

staga

[gleaming delta]

Same

[cinder tide]

Pain

[fair furnace]

In the end I had to use a mimic to beat him 😭

[grand coral]

Real

[cerulean mortar]

You’re right Ranni’s solution is instead mass murder, Miquella’s solution is obviously infinitely worse than this one, they are not comparable in any way

If Miquella was the one in a cute doll body with a cool sidequest, Blaidd, and gave you an ending and Darkmoon GS at the end people would side with him instead, they’re both objectively bad people

[chilly oasis]

Not an edit the official anime intro did this

[pulsar shore]

Beese

[scenic tiger]

Why is this one so hard in particular?

[steel bane]

99 vigor build?

[fallen hornet]

He's in water, so he does bonus lightning damage

[hasty frigate]

I did it… I finally become lord of frenzied flame

Funny thing is I did none of the questline, I was getting the fingerprint stone shield and thought to myself “why not interact with the three fingers, see what happens.” And just like that I finished the last bosses and got the ending without the melina scene tho cuz she died

[opal wraith]

Bayle the Dread is not easy.

[warm nest]

Truly a lord moment

[hasty frigate]

Truly, and I defeated Midra a couple days ago so this was basically “look at me, I’m the lord of frenzy now” Hell, I even beat Radabeast with frenzy perfume without realising it I was only trying to bully Radagon for fun.

[delicate pelican]

W list?

[worthy stone]

Mostly a W I just disagree with metyr at A tier my opinion

[gleaming delta]

I completely forgot about the red bear, I would change it from A to C but I’m in line w everything else

[worthy stone]

Eh I didn’t like metyr much was a big pain

[gleaming delta]

I thought he was one of easier ones, no insane 7 hit combos, just hide behind haligtree shield

[worthy stone]

I just hated the laser attack could never dodge it

[quasi gust]

Oh hey a fellow Haligtree shield user

[gleaming delta]

Hey, for handful of times I’ve used it, it’s been clutch

[delicate pelican]

Metyr is like 100% carried by lore

[scenic tiger]

Midra is S

[quasi gust]

I love the design

[feral rover]

neat bug

hes just gone, its still going

[tiny granite]

Found out the high priest chest piece has a nice alternate look

[surreal prawn]

i love when i get scarlet rotted with a side of poison

[worthy stone]

I agree

[gleaming delta]

can we add a freaky channel to the discord so we can get freaky?

[earnest star]

no

[smoky sandal]

this server hates ds2 ig

[azure solstice]

hating ds2 is based

[worthy stone]

Wait actually?

[smoky sandal]

i mean it got flagged for some reason

[worthy stone]

That’s wild

[smoky sandal]

and it only says "1. ds2" so either they dont like the number 1 or they hate ds2

[worthy stone]

Or both

[light jolt]

ds2

[worthy stone]

ds2

[smoky sandal]

hippo SSS+ teir

I love the hippo

[smoky sandal]

ok ig the server jsut hates me

[worthy stone]

What did blackgaol knight do to you😭

[smoky sandal]

i hate blackgaol knight. he spammed bullets lke he had a machien gun

[worthy stone]

I like his armor

[smoky sandal]

oh yeah the armour is drippy. Moore is drippier tho'

[worthy stone]

I can’t kill Moore I’m sorry I feel bad

[delicate pelican]

Black gaol knight is A

[smoky sandal]

i had someone drop me his armour set bc i messed up the questline.

[worthy stone]

I got my friend to drop it because I can’t get myself to kill him

[worldly girder]

just killed malenia, i dont know what all the hype is about lol

[delicate pelican]

Those 4channers need to get to work and inform us on the next game

[smoky sandal]

i thought abt killing him jsut to see if hsi loot might drop witout questline. but then he said i was his only customer and how all his freinds are dead. so i couldnt do it

[worthy stone]

Yeah and he said ||“thank you your the only one who visits”||

[smoky sandal]

yeah i geniunely stood there for a solid few minutes contemplating killing him. i couldnt do it

[worthy stone]

Me neither I might barely have one but I have a little bit of a heart

[smoky sandal]

me n moore

(btw the moore build sucks. his ash of war does 0 damage. do not try it huge mistake)

[worthy stone]

Moore reminds me of Havel

[smoky sandal]

is havel the guy with onion armour?

hmmm should i respecc to get 85 endurance jsut so that i can wear moores full set or isntead not wear moores full set and just wear normal armour......

[delicate pelican]

No he’s a knight with heavy armor

[fading sage]

Can someone explain why i still dont have the roundtable hold?

[tall veldt]

melina will eventually take you there at some point try to kill another rune boss in the greyed out areas. if this doesnt help try to look it up

[delicate pelican]

I will stand on this 😤 (didn’t finish dark souls 3 or play the dlcs and im very biased for dark souls 1)

[light jolt]

I can kill moore because I hate the gank fight near the end of the dlc

Bro throwing nothing but hefty rot pots while I’m trying to deal with freyja’s tanky ahh

[worthy stone]

Rock armor

[worthy stone]

I never finished his quest so I didn’t have to do that I didn’t want to do it I couldn’t

[worthy stone]

Ds3 ringed city is peak trust

[cinder tide]

It's the delayed lightning, it actually wasn't that hard for me after a couple tries you just got to stay behind him as much as you can and double roll on every dodge

[cinder tide]

Yea

[turbid crow]

It ain’t easy

[cloud oxide]

Dude you’re acting like i simp for ranni (may chaos take the world), and while i personally don’t like her i still recognize that giving free will to all the lands between is better than mass brainwash, they both used and killed others to achieve their goals (godwyn, mogh, radahn, etcc.) in the end ranni’s result was the only positive of the two

[lucid tapir]

Big W to Radahn that it took the planning of two powerful demigods to take him down.

[quasi gust]

It took the power of a foul tarnished to take him down.... twice

If that's really prime radahn in the dlc the tarnished is probably the most powerful person in the lands between rn

[regal frigate]

It’s not

[quasi gust]

Fair,

Closer to prime then he was in caelid tho xd

[regal frigate]

Yeah

[regal frigate]

Actually I don’t think so it’s radhan soul in mohgs body he isn’t even awake properly cuz being controlled by miquella

[quasi gust]

He isn't being controlled by miquella i think, he just got into the body and miquella just noticed he woke up so he had no time to charm him. Radahn probably attacks us cuz he remembers us whoopin his ahh

[last spruce]

miquella more like dumb idiot

[regal frigate]

What do you mean he was cooking

[last spruce]

nuh uh

[solemn moss]

CURSE YOU BAYLE! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
Behold a true drake warrior!
And I igon..
Your fears made flesh
SOLID SCALE. YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON but I will riddle you're Holmes your rotten hide with a hail of HARPOONS
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING I WILL STAND AGAINST THEE

[warm nest]

end your existence

[solemn moss]

oh i plan to

but first tis foul dragon must fall

[solemn moss]

nah id win

[worthy stone]

He’s doing all these terrible things to make the world a peaceful place so if you think about it he’s doing this for the greater good

[last spruce]

you've been brainwashed

[quartz garden]

Guys I think the perfume one shot build is cooked

[cerulean cloud]

I put bloodborne A tbh and Dark souls 3 at C, but agreeed

[warm nest]

Cool

[quasi gust]

I have 2 shoulders im taking both xd

[void yacht]

Bro missin out on peak fromsoft

[pine sonnet]

Eepy

[marsh creek]

[twin bridge]

Guy's,i've finally kill THE FINAL BOSS of the DLC

[vital sierra]

his shield is literally the best item to use against the final boss

[brave depot]

gg

[fringe leaf]

gg

[dawn swan]

Give me your pfp, NOW!

[vital sierra]

?av @twin bridge

[twin bridge]

K,me and bob

[vital sierra]

smh stupid server has no bots

thanks dano

[dawn swan]

That’s so cool ngl

[nocturne cobalt]

LETS GO

[twin bridge]

Well np,but im not a mod ;-;

[twin bridge]

Ty,but the chaos one is not me

[delicate pelican]

I’m working on it

[quasi gust]

Bob straight up vibin, gotta keep him away from Mohg and his blood cult

[twin bridge]

Yessss

[gleaming delta]

Leyndsmell looking different nowadays

[quasi gust]

Baldness runs in the family

[quasi gust]

What armor is that?

[gleaming delta]

Carian knight armor set

[void yacht]

How did you get two noble weapons😭

[gleaming delta]

Farmed for 3 hours in raya lucaria lol

[amber obsidian]

average elden ring host

[sharp cedar]

Anybody got a white mask I can get?

[quasi gust]

Looks epic

[grim crescent]

Fire build btw

[void yacht]

I've been farming them for so long and never got them😔

[quasi gust]

Want one?

[quasi gust]

Wrong reply, if you can wait like 6 hours till i get home i can give you one

[void yacht]

I cant play online, thanks for the offer tho

[gleaming delta]

Finally killed astel after 4 or 5 days 😭 im so happy

[quasi gust]

Fair enough

[lone nebula]

anybody wanna help me drop runes for people?

[gleaming delta]

Fire build? what

[pine sonnet]

That one bird box monster concept

[opaque summit]

more moore

[pine sonnet]

New silly miquella dropped!

[pine sonnet]

Imagine can't even trash talk me fr

Already enchanted the mods

[quartz garden]

Thou’rt unfit even to graft

[verbal ruin]

They didn’t allow me to post a curb stomp gif

[pine sonnet]

Magic!

[wheat drum]

wtf

[verbal ruin]

Brother what the hell is that vigor???

[visual widget]

Where's the vigor?? (Polska gurom)

[glad hare]

(Polska gurom)

[wheat drum]

not necessary on mage

[uncut cove]

I will never forgive Miquella for making the cute knight lady racist

[pine sonnet]

He's silly tho so I forgive him

[torpid rampart]

why is rykard so hard to fight

[pine sonnet]

Idk why but I want to play fortnite with miquella

[delicate pelican]

Why do I have the grace for placidusax without beating him

[static jewel]

I might know the problem

[pine sonnet]

I know how to fix it its an bug don't sorry

This is how to fix it

[tulip hinge]

ahaha, u showed him

[pine sonnet]

Was that supposed to be sarcasm

[wheat drum]

i killed him in next attempt

[pine sonnet]

Nice I do recommend atleast some points in vigor

[wheat drum]

i want fast end game and play ng+ with different build

[pine sonnet]

Alright is this your first time playing?

Honestly to me starting an whole new character feels more fresh to me but if you want late game items I get it

[wheat drum]

nope, i finished game a couple times on game relase at 2022

[pine sonnet]

Ah nice nice

[delicate pelican]

Revised list

[wheat drum]

why she dont going next to that blacksmith ( i spoke with her and smith a couple of times and i have her item )

[fringe leaf]

she's past that

[verbal ruin]

Bro’s gotta be baiting 😭

[tulip hinge]

why is gaius so high?

[warm nest]

why everyone hate scadutree avatar?

[tulip hinge]

scadutree has 3 phases, none having any attacks that are too hard to dodge but the 3 phases all have new moves and so it's a mega test of endurance

[delicate pelican]

They can fix his hitboxes

[brazen herald]

Scadutree avatar did troll me tbh
I thought he was a gimmick boss that was immortal unless you used a certain item/weapon

Like one of DS2 bad boss designs

[worthy stone]

I didn’t hate jagged peak drakes because sure they are just like regular dragons but I like the dragons and also the fire lightning is cool Imo

[slim panther]

the objectively true list

[delicate pelican]

Yeah but at that point in the game we’ve already seen 50

[delicate pelican]

Put Bayle at the top of S tier

[slim panther]

the camera ruined that fight for me but it was cool af

[hidden reef]

What is that hate on gaius😭😭😭

[delicate pelican]

Objective final bosses ranking, not including dlc, would’ve normally put Elden Beast in F but they added Torrent

[worthy stone]

Metyr is carried by lore I hate the boss fight but I respect your opinion

[tulip hinge]

gaius? more like smelly-us

[delicate pelican]

His hit boxes, he might not be that bad when they fix it, which is why I didn’t put him in garbage

[worthy stone]

I completely agree with this i love soul of cinder and gehrman

[hidden reef]

Kapitan Gajusz on top(not on top actually, but imo its not that bad )

[delicate pelican]

Garbage tree avatar

[hidden reef]

Yea, bc if not the hitboxes he is a good fight

[delicate pelican]

Fromsoft will most certainly fix it

[hidden reef]

Nah, Miquella likes men

[worthy stone]

Mohg beat those allegations a while ago

[delicate pelican]

I hate Miquella, poor Mogh and Radhan deserved better

[hidden reef]

Fr, bro got Miquelested

[slim panther]

i need a mod that lets me control mohgdahn and make the final boss just miquella so I can beat him to death

[worthy stone]

And give him like 0 poise

[hidden reef]

Nah, 0????? Thats too much

[slim panther]

-5 poise make him trip when he tries to walk

[hidden reef]

He could not even get out of his portal tho

[worthy stone]

That would be hilarious

[warm nest]

New moves? The really new move it has it's the explosion or the consecutive explosion, and also it has much lower health. I get it that some attacks has large hitbox but it's really easy to read and dodge his attacks

[tulip hinge]

yo mama, owned

[warm nest]

Wow, such good argument

[worthy stone]

It only gets lower health if you crit its head when its health bar goes to zero

[warm nest]

That's called transition to phase 2 and 3

[tulip hinge]

thank you

[twin bridge]

BOB ??!!!

Bro speak elden ring

[worthy stone]

A corpse should be left well alone

[warm nest]

Nah, should be left warm and ♻️

[quasi gust]

I love this family pic

Messmer just looksmaxing in the back xd

[cloud oxide]

Where's Aldia?

[quasi gust]

In his keep

Most likely experimenting still

[cloud oxide]

No matter how tender, how exquisite, a lie will remain a lie!

[delicate pelican]

Objectively correct

[fallen hornet]

Ds3 by its self, easy. With dlc it's a hard game

[late isle]

and even then carried by the snorefest that is trying to deal damage to midir

Midir is like trying to kill Bayle without Scadutree fragments

[fallen hornet]

I haven't beat Gael yet( because of the SOTE) it's very fun and quite challenging.

[delicate pelican]

It’s my fault it all happened, I killed Radhan and Mogh 😭

[warm nest]

Good riddance

[delicate pelican]

No I blame Miquella

[uncut cove]

I can’t wait for someone to make an edit of this but with Miquella

[warm nest]

Should be Miquella instead of mighty Mohg. You must sign this, for your despicable memes, mongrell

[alpine crest]

yo check this

[void yacht]

Ds3 is easy asf, swap it and bb

[delicate pelican]

Bb so ez

First tried most bosses

[void yacht]

Bloodstarved beast alone gave me more trouble than all of ds3 base game (except for NK he took like 20 tries)

And he's not even close to the hardest bb boss

[low quiver]

My 10yr old ps4 trying to load this game

[void yacht]

Relatable

[low quiver]

It has shut down 3times in the span of 5 mins it aint doing too good

[void yacht]

Damn, is it the og ps4?

[low quiver]

Yea got it on launch its on its last legs

[dim dome]

Nice pfp

[low quiver]

Ur pfp was me after the tree sentinel killed me 5 hours ago

[dim dome]

real but for me it was Rellana

[low quiver]

Its my first play through cos i only got the game yesterday its hard af but in a fun way

[dim dome]

I bought it a week ago, it took time for me to adapt since it's my first soulslike game but it's fun and I like it

[low quiver]

Same idk if my build is good but its working so far

[dim dome]

tbh i just put on whatever looks cool

[low quiver]

Same ive got the great sword just bc it looks cool

[dim dome]

I'm more of a light user tbh, can't get my timing right with heavy

[low quiver]

Dont think i do but it hits like a bus so i don’t notice

[gleaming delta]

does he fu#k?

[delicate pelican]

Guys I just had a secret meeting with Miyazaki

Apparently next game is demon souls dlc

[void yacht]

Opinion based pre dlc weapon class tierlist

[fallen hornet]

Thrusting swords are good weapons. I just hate them.

[void yacht]

Why lmao

[fallen hornet]

The best way to use them if with a shield against bosses. It's a not fun way to play. At least to me.

[void yacht]

Heavy thrusting swords are alot more fun, I just put normal thrusting swords up there bc they're really good

[fallen hornet]

Exactly what I mean, they're only high because there good not fun

[void yacht]

Yeah

[hybrid zinc]

for me sekiro has way too much leiant on parrying and im not a fan of that but i respect that list

too much parrying for my taste

[void yacht]

I've yet to beat midir and freide in ds3, but I've had 2 tries on each and they don't seem THAT hard
Midir is a damage sponge but I feel like I can learn his attacks quickly enough that it won't be an issue
And I've gotten to freides 3rd phase on my 2nd try, so I think I'll be aight

[fallen hornet]

I made a tier list too

[void yacht]

Why are flails so low and why are claws over curved swords

And why are medium bows above axes

Wait curved greatswords are in C😭

[fallen hornet]

Flail heavy is basically useless, also has no damage. the claws and curves swords are about the same to me. I have no clue where to rank bows.

[void yacht]

You're using the wrong flails, chainlink flail takes them up to c tier atleast imo

[fallen hornet]

Didn't realize I put great curved swords so low. Haven't used them much

[void yacht]

That hurt my soul, I'm a curved Greatsword fanboy

[fallen hornet]

I love great hammers and great swords. My favorite weapons in the game.

[void yacht]

I've started a 2nd playthrough that acts as therapy for me dying over 100 times to dlc final boss and ive been strictly using the flamberge greatsword, having a blast so far

[void yacht]

I also love greathammers, mainly the pickaxe, I've used it alot in the dlc

[vital sierra]

never make tier lists ever again

[fringe leaf]

MELINA

[fallen hornet]

Didn't ever say anyone would agree

You should see my ds1 boss ranking

[uneven fulcrum]

Not Rellana, but definitely with ||consort Radahn||

[junior summit]

When someone breaks into your house but you have been playing invasion pvp for 2 hours:

[fringe leaf]

bro got an invasion irl

[worthy stone]

Flails are bad most of them are at least

[last hull]

They did not nerf swift slash enough 😭

[celest steeple]

Found peak fiction in the local manga store

[maiden grove]

i dont know if i should have helped this one.

[tall gate]

The goat of ER Dlc

[wicked crystal]

does anyone have a extra Messmer spear? Im trying to do a build and I rather fight bosses with it before him to just have some fun

[cerulean mortar]

Can’t you do him as the first dlc boss?

[last spruce]

dlc is peak on god

[maiden grove]

Hippo

[cerulean mortar]

Nah you can go through the other way

[fallen hornet]

Dastard

[sweet vector]

Just got into the dlc, I heard it’s lots of fun

[twin bridge]

Praise the dog !!!

[plucky hedge]

when bro doesnt level vigor

[void yacht]

Chainlink flail™

[deep sleet]

I couldn’t even find time to summon in the ||radahn|| fight so I just did it solo

[worthy stone]

Most of them

[granite bison]

What weapon is that ?

[worthy stone]

Backhand blade

[granite bison]

Where you get it from ??

[worthy stone]

In the first area of the dlc

[cyan tendon]

Close to the first Furnace Golem

[left imp]

I can trade it for a swift slash ash of war

[nova holly]

can someone help me get double curved sword

[void yacht]

Fair

[twin bridge]

Well,when he Scream u dodge it and then u summon,u will have enough time to dodge After you summon

[white pewter]

oh my god why does it look like this

i felt that

[queen jackal]

THIS is the Rellana experience

[white pewter]

if transient moonlight was an r1

[queen jackal]

yea lmao

[serene ether]

https://youtu.be/_aeQVSgK7EI?si=C7kLU4oUxdJEuYf8

Best ost in the dlc imo

[river plinth]

Bros ballin

[white pewter]

godfrey with his shirt off beating some balls. i can respect it.

[marsh creek]

This is the greatest thing i’ve seen in this server

[hasty frigate]

How rude of Malenia, and does anyone know who made this art for Godrick?

This is exactly why Godrick and Radahn lost to her, she uses cheap tricks and never fights fairly. Shameful, that’s why I have no shame in doing the same to her with Mohg’s Salad Fork.

[warm nest]

Sarcasm?

[hasty frigate]

No sarcasm here

[twin bridge]

I cry when i saw the last episode of cyberpunk 😔 and i even cry when Moore tell us that nobody came exept us,the Tarnished....

[low quiver]

And inevitably I was the one that killed him in his final battle for the love of someone who didn't know he existed

[warm nest]

Are we talking gameplay or lore? Because if you call Malenia unfair is a bit stupid, if you mean by lore

[twin bridge]

What a real knight,once i got the game i'll do the same build as david and kill him

[low quiver]

For it must be done

[twin bridge]

Lore,he talk abt lore

[hasty frigate]

Perhaps both, and I don’t call her fight unfair, I call her dishonourable and a dirty fighter.

[twin bridge]

Jin sakai clap her fr (ik its dumb)

[hasty frigate]

I don’t even know who Jin Sakai is

[twin bridge]

Its a good PS4 game,search ghost of Tsushima and look some gameplay,its a sekiro but not better than sekiro,but its a great game

[hasty frigate]

Oh, Ghost of Tsushima, ok I understand now

[warm nest]

"Dishonourable". The most dishonourable thing she could have done is not going all out in phase 2, she uses all her abilities to defeat and remain undeafeated. She even compliments you in the end

[hasty frigate]

I mean in the lore shes dishonourable

[warm nest]

No? Again, she uses all her abilities, plus she was planning to release the scarlet rot since she was following Miquella's plan or something (Read game's item of Radahn)

[hasty frigate]

I know that she was following Miquella and all, but still, have some dignity, Radahn was even keeping the stars held back and all, while in the cutscene of the fight we see clean rot spears on his back, indicating that there were cleanrots joining in the fight

Radahn only uses swords in the fight and Malenia was for the most part, then she nuked 1/6 of the entire continent to try and keep her title and in turn, put herself in a coma so long, that she doesn’t wake up till we come in like “ay, knock knock”

I don’t mind that this happened tho, cuz we see the Chadlay come in to be the Chad she is and drag a whole sleeping Malenia blossom all the way from the Wailing Dunes to the chair she sits on today.

I didn’t mean to start an argument btw, I just wanted to say that Godrick got some real balls for doing what he does in the transition right in front of your eyes

[warm nest]

The lore (cinematic trailer) states that the two were on stall, and neither of two could overcome each other. That's lore

[hasty frigate]

I get this, and as previously stated, I did not mean to start a full blown argument, I was trying to say that Godrick has big balls to do what he does, Radahn was holding back stars in the fight and lifting himself in the air for Leonard (imagine how much goddamn power you would need to do all this) and had still put Malenia to a standstill, then Caelid happened

[hasty frigate]

Damn, that’s a nice meme

Let me add this to the mix

Man, this guy, this absolute legend, made an amazing start and it’s his first gig in voice acting too, helped me get a good variety of voices as I’m trying to become one myself.

[verbal ruin]

God I just wanna curb stomp him

[earnest pivot]

ymir had a point, ngl

[quasi gust]

Cuz you're ignorant of the lore and the reasonings?

[quasi gust]

Is that a baby hand under the big hand?

[compact star]

I like hammering enemies with the anvil hammer

[twin bridge]

Guy if you listen to this music and just walk around in all elden ring it feel something else (and even more if you know the lore....)

[verbal ruin]

You think manipulating thousands, including his brothers is good?

[quasi gust]

You thinking he manipulated thousands proves my point

[vernal raptor]

OnlyRing

[white pewter]

dlc content

[quasi gust]

Dlc gave us Rellana so we must praise it

[white pewter]

if you two hand a seal hold block and then crouch repeatedly it’s even worse

[cerulean mortar]

Not his first role, first role in a video game yes, but he acted in several film projects before as well which is why he’s so good as Igon

[twin valley]

bro 💀

[reef pecan]

People complaining about lore in the meme chat lol

[west pivot]

ggs finally done

[pine sonnet]

What does it matter miquella 🔛🔝

[quasi gust]

I don't like when people talk bad about a character they don't even understand fully

[pine sonnet]

All of us:

[quasi gust]

This is cuter

If you think about it Miquella is the Legosh on Radahn's godfrey

[pine sonnet]

True

It was mentioned miquella had an crush on radahn right or was that an lie made by fans

Pictures like these would've been so much cuter to see before the dlc💀

[reef pecan]

Consider: I will simp for Miquella until I die even if he’s the villain or whatever because villains are sexy so jot that down

[pine sonnet]

What the sigma

[tardy hill]

As much as I hate that little bastard, who wouldn't have a crush on Radahn?

[pine sonnet]

I mean as an straight male true

You know all for the plan of being an God ofcourse no personal connections🤣

Anyways trina memes

[pine sonnet]

Flashbacks to ds3

[quasi gust]

Oh i have a simp

[pine sonnet]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ahh game

[pine sonnet]

We*

[swift jetty]

💀

[quasi gust]

Ah ye my Twin

[pine sonnet]

🤣

[quartz garden]

Ain’t he a kid

[quasi gust]

Can you parry her tho?

[pine sonnet]

Yeah you can

[quasi gust]

Not anymore

[pine sonnet]

I think being an villain is the least bad thing about that

[quasi gust]

Nah i can't, im really bad at parrying

[warm nest]

Nope

[quasi gust]

Bruh fromsoft did the meme, made Miquella look like a young teen and made him several million years old

He looks older in the dlc compared to his statues so i guess he did grew up and moved past his curse

[pine sonnet]

I mean trapped in the body of an child so still an child

[deep sleet]

Spear of the impaler absolutely melts her with the right build but salad fork is way easier to get

[quasi gust]

As i said he grew up in the dlc, you can see him looking older then his statues so we can safely assume he isn't a kiddo anymore

[pine sonnet]

Oh yeah ofcourse

[quasi gust]

At least i think so

[pine sonnet]

But then still let's be real still weird to say you simp for miquella then say idc if he's an villain that's the least of your concerns

[quasi gust]

I personally simp for adult miquella and imo he isn't a villain

[pine sonnet]

I onow he's was right

[quasi gust]

He's the only demigod who doesn't look down on the tarnished so im siding with him

[pine sonnet]

Better then rani

[jolly warren]

hello

[warm nest]

ZAMN

[quasi gust]

Fr Ranni just using the tarnished to break free from the greater will, even in her ending we just leave the lands between and not even become elden lord

[pine sonnet]

I was talking about why I thought it was kind of weird

[quasi gust]

Gotta make sure you say Adult miquella

[pine sonnet]

People were simping for miquella pre dlc too

[warm nest]

ZAMN

[quasi gust]

I just think he's cute, now that he's an adult tho

I have a simple answer for the brother dating part btw:
George R. R. Martin

[pine sonnet]

I mean tk me he's just silly

[quasi gust]

Especially in the memes xd

These are my favorite ones

[pine sonnet]

Classic!

Rip miquella you would've loved skibidi toilet😔

[quasi gust]

I don't think we off him

[quartz garden]

“God slain”

[pine sonnet]

It's an joke rip... you would've loved...

[quasi gust]

Radahn is also a god, it doesn't say gods slain

[quartz garden]

Nah he’s a Demigod

Miquella is on radahns back

[quasi gust]

Well then in my world he still alive but i put Radahn back to sleep, There's only place for 1 elden lord

Miquella can come tho, we fixin up the halig tree from all that rot xd

[verbal ruin]

How am I misenterpreting the character? Nearly all item descriptions state, and NPC dialouge state that Miquella uses his kindness to enthrall people. He might be kind, but he’s still oppressive taking away all free will.

[void yacht]

"Fear not the tarnished that has 100 ng+1 saves, but the tarnished that has 1 ng+100 save"🗣🔥

[quasi gust]

Show me

[verbal ruin]

Bewitching Branch:

Tree branch blessed with an incantation of unalloyed gold.
Craftable item.

Pierce a foe, using FP to turn them into a temporary ally.

The Empyrean Miquella is loved by many people. Indeed, he has learned very well how to compel such affection

[quasi gust]

That doesn't mean he did it to thousands tho

Most of his followers follow him because how he is

[verbal ruin]

Kindly Miquella has discarded his Great Rune. The fog that vexed my aging faculties has been lifted. And follies better left forgotten haunt me once again. Once, in an attempt to free Lord Mogh from his enchantment, I challenged Tender Miquella, only to have my own heart rather artfully stolen. I knew not how weak I was. I believed that with sufficient mastery, even an Empyrean would be within reach of my blade. I could not have been more mistaken… Miquella the Kind...is a monster. Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men. There is nothing more terrifying.

[quasi gust]

Ansbach dialog, woulda done the same to someone trying to merc me ngl

[verbal ruin]

He’s still evil dude, and a massive failure since he failed to create a new erdtree, failed to become a god and failed to create a new age

[pine sonnet]

Yap Yap miquella on top

[verbal ruin]

That’s why he dead, dead as hell

[pine sonnet]

No you choose to kill him

Real cannon ending is miquella succeeds

takes another hit of copium

[quasi gust]

Real

[polar apex]

Can you explain why so many people simp for Miquella?

[pine sonnet]

Weirdos

[spring swift]

@polar apex Miquella had the ability to charm people

[polar apex]

I like female dragons but not mind controlling femboys.

[spring swift]

Relatable

[pine sonnet]

I like femboys except miquella is an child so nah

[quasi gust]

He's cute imo i like the adult Miquella

[twin bridge]

Discord quality on top fr

[white pewter]

lmao

[pine sonnet]

🤣

[white pewter]

based opinion

[pine sonnet]

[delicate pelican]

Yap yap that’s why I spammed point down after beating him

[pine sonnet]

Sure

[delicate pelican]

Tee bagged that loser

[pine sonnet]

[umbral arrow]

might be stuck

[quasi gust]

We need more bloodflame incantations smh

[twin bridge]

What do y'all think ?

[rugged sequoia]

What are these type of memes called ? I need them all

[pine sonnet]

Here are some for you

[rugged sequoia]

[pine sonnet]

I think if you search up ds3 or elden ring death message meme you'll get some

[rugged sequoia]

Ty ty

[pine sonnet]

Np np

[brave depot]

h ttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/noun-verbed-soulslike-image-macros

[delicate pelican]

Gay

[white pewter]

nah is not gay

[pine sonnet]

Get of my d bro

[delicate pelican]

I saw gay so I said gay

[pine sonnet]

Only gay one here you out here doing backflips on my shi

[white pewter]

monkey see monkey do

[pine sonnet]

Exactly type of mf to be in an roblox anime group

[white pewter]

real

[delicate pelican]

I saw gay so I said gay, nothing wrong with that

[pine sonnet]

Nah you on my d thats wrong

[delicate pelican]

It’s my lil bro 💀

[white pewter]

you were blinded by your ambition

[delicate pelican]

Nah

[white pewter]

no gay here

[pine sonnet]

Exactly

[white pewter]

just girly bois

not gay

[pine sonnet]

Doesn't matter with the level of d riding you could be in love with radahn and not be as gay

[delicate pelican]

Buddy nobody riding that, you like femboys so you gay, I’m not about to argue with you

[white pewter]

AY AY
it ain’t gay
that settles it

[umbral arrow]

he likes something for looking like a woman, if anything that's pretty straight

[delicate pelican]

This shi sad😭

[pine sonnet]

Bro is Hella mad over an joke you arguing with me here tho takin your time to talk to me go play shindo life or something

[white pewter]

YEAH it’s straight

[delicate pelican]

Bro gonna keep abusing the fact that my lil bro uses my acc as an argument

[umbral arrow]

so he's supposed to like things that don't look like women?

[polar apex]

Tf is happening here?

[white pewter]

FELLAS
i get the final say here

[pine sonnet]

You say this for everything don't you soon you gon say that was my little brother

[umbral arrow]

just a normal argument

[white pewter]

civilised debate

[quartz garden]

So erm guys elden ring am I right

[pine sonnet]

Made a joke about liking femboys and dudes Hella pressed

[pine sonnet]

This is like the shattering!

[quartz garden]

Yea 😭

[white pewter]

AS THE FINAL VOICE in this matter, i declare it
semi gay

[umbral arrow]

agreed 50%-ish

[pine sonnet]

I don't get it why are people so mad over jokes

[delicate pelican]

I wasn’t pressed I just said gay 💀

[umbral arrow]

because hooman

[white pewter]

do the council accede?

[warm nest]

Femboy!? where?!?!

[delicate pelican]

?

[white pewter]

ATTENTION EVERYONE do we agree that liking femboys lies between straight and gay?

[pine sonnet]

As an straight cis women liking tractor driving man I agree

[umbral arrow]

yea i agree

[white pewter]

as a femboy i think it’s straight enough

[normal kelp]

anyone want to do seamless co-op?

[white pewter]

you came at the wrong time my friend

[pine sonnet]

This is an amazing end of the convo

[umbral arrow]

but now, what about tomboys? cause you like a woman for looking like a guy

[pine sonnet]

Straight

[white pewter]

VERY WELL
THE COUNCIL ACCEDES
let the matter be discussed not further tarnished

[umbral arrow]

alright the discussion shall be laid to rest

[pine sonnet]

Cause strong muscular woman

[white pewter]

oh no we’re starting another debate

[pine sonnet]

Ugh I hated thst that sounded weird Alright debate ends slams little hammer

[white pewter]

THE LITTLE HAMMER HAS BEEN SLAMMED
all matters not directly related to the lands between are to be silenced
i’m going back to watching vaati now

[pine sonnet]

Indeed and now at last memes!

[umbral arrow]

am i the only one that wishes miquella's eyebrows would have looked better if they were a lighter color?

[white pewter]

not something anyone except you noticed i think

[pine sonnet]

Shaved eyebrows!

I mean I got told they looked shaved when I has light eye brows

[umbral arrow]

i am just thinking of a lighter color then very dark brown on a glowing golden body with glowing golden hai

[pine sonnet]

Still salty I cut my hair perhaps it would've stayed blonde and huge stupid me I could've known 4 years later I'd have the perfect miquella cosplay

[umbral arrow]

same here i had very long golden hair now it's a dark blonde

[pine sonnet]

Now it's red

[acoustic wharf]

Is this where the goonery takes place

[white pewter]

i had brown hair now it’s just straight black

[pine sonnet]

No? Bro thinking of another type of elden fun

[acoustic wharf]

No I don’t think I am

[umbral arrow]

probably for some people

[acoustic wharf]

I just wanna talk the funny about the game

[pine sonnet]

Yeah this is the place

[dire mortar]

by the way is ||god form miqella his adult form?||

[white pewter]

nope still a kid

[dire mortar]

k jut hought he seemed lanker and longer in the face

[umbral arrow]

i think he is at least older

[acoustic wharf]

but homie can’t age

[white pewter]

yeah maybe

[dire mortar]

"I have now cast off my curse and have become an adult" Is like slightly taller

"I will now cure my sister of her curse" still has scarlet rot but no longer a ginger

[umbral arrow]

i am pretty sure he broke the curse cause he does not look like the statues of him around the haligtree

[pine sonnet]

Could he cure my gingerness too!!!

[dire mortar]

he didn't look like he did|| in the secret memory||

[gleaming delta]

@gleaming delta

[dire mortar]

imagine instead of scarlet rot malania just gave you more freckles

[acoustic wharf]

the spell he broke was the one he had over other people not the curse put on him at birth

or the spell the tarnished broke after shattering his great rune rather

[pine sonnet]

NOOOOO!!!

[umbral arrow]

he himself was the one to put spells on other people to my knowledge, he always had full control over that

[acoustic wharf]

correct but not the curse put on him at birth that prevents him from aging

[umbral arrow]

wasn't the whole reason he was in the cocoon at mohg's place to break his own curse, and he broke it upon leaving his flesh and going to the land of shadow?

[gleaming delta]

guys am i crazy i think not

[gleaming delta]

Imagine if fromsoft made a souls bionicle game

[gleaming delta]

I love this

[polar apex]

Wrong. There should be Florissax instead of Ranni.

[verbal ruin]

Are those my teeth???!?

[gleaming delta]

thx i wasted like 15 minutes of my life making it

[white pewter]

god i hope not

[quasi gust]

Leonard looking for Radahn

[regal frigate]

I can make them if you want

[quasi gust]

Make more please

[surreal viper]

Miquella isn't exactly a child... he's actually just Ageless.

[pine sonnet]

Was he not cursed with eternal youth

[rugged sequoia]

Hell yeah

[regal frigate]

Ideas?

[quasi gust]

Shift shifted

[regal frigate]

What

[quasi gust]

His body was but when mohg killed him he escaped the curse

[quasi gust]

Like job shift yk

[regal frigate]

No I don’t

[quasi gust]

Everyone works shifts at their jobs

[regal frigate]

Ohh

Enjoy

[hasty frigate]

Gimme uppies come on

[quasi gust]

In a perfect world they weren't brothers and just got together

[hasty frigate]

Yep, so true imma be honest

[quasi gust]

But George R. R. Martin had to bring over frickin Game of Thrones lore into our elden ring and ruin it with increst

[hasty frigate]

He just HAD to make this like that one game I forgot the name of, you know it, has a guy and his sister his name is Andy or sum?

But all I ask is why George R. R. Martin, why must you do this to mah boi Radahn, should’ve kept Leonard instead of replacing him if imma be honest

[quasi gust]

Tbh the lore is epic if you make them not siblings and take out Mohg and body stealing

[hasty frigate]

We could make up some excuse that Placidusax lost control of his time powers for a moment and bring back Radahn in his prime in a world where various people from different times are together, the kind of shadow

[regal frigate]

I just wana Appreciate this credits to @outlet

[hasty frigate]

Yeah that’s true, the only thing wrong with it is the way G R. R. Had panned it out

[quasi gust]

In my headcanon they aren't brothers, and in fact Miquella stayed the way we thought he was before dlc just asked the tarnished to help him become a full god

[hasty frigate]

That’s what I was expecting when I bought the DLC, Miquella would show up at one point, come up with an accord, we help him he helps us, it’s a win win, but God R. R. Martin decided no.