elden-fun

[alpine wolf]

Is this like 2018 where mfs still think anime is cringe

Youre either a confused time traveler, or not old enough to use discord. No other possibility

[fickle heath]

I like anime as much as the next guy but 90% of the time people with anime profile pictures have back to back horrible takes

[alpine wolf]

I wouldn't know I guess. I categorize people purely by if I dislike them or not

Mostly because their pfps are undecipherable most times ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nocturne cobalt]

Omni Man teaches Mark about taxes

[nocturne cobalt]

Next JJK Chapter fr

[nocturne cobalt]

Kbity

[reef creek]

I beat malenia for the first time!!!

[stone meadow]

a cough away from death but still clutching always feels good

[spice stag]

W congrats👏👏

[gleaming delta]

1hp clutch

[umbral mirage]

[nocturne cobalt]

Found more

[uncut cove]

Lmfao

Cooper in genshin impact, what warcriems he be commiting tho\

[fringe leaf]

amber is so fine

[uncut cove]

BT-7274 tho 👀👀👀

[gloomy crane]

Just defeated maliketh and gideon. Godfrey is next.

I am fully prepared to be dunked like a basketball.

[gloomy crane]

Godfrey defeated.

4 tries. This fight made me realize how truly squishy I was. Gonna respec for more health.

Well actually maliketh made me realize. But I forgot to respec before the godfrey fight.

[onyx pebble]

C

[umbral mirage]

U

[cloud pond]

M

[torpid cypress]

whats respec

[shrewd finch]

The fact u did it with that amount of vigor is great. congrats

[pulsar shore]

D

[fallen hornet]

H

[cedar cradle]

A

[deep sleet]

R

[cloud pond]

M

[keen arch]

PIT

[vivid oar]

S

[proven apex]

M a y C h a o s T a k e t h e W o r l d

[keen arch]

and everyone feast on TACOS.
Dark TACOS of DOOM.

[gloomy crane]

I went to rennala and changed my stats.

[pine falcon]

blud forgot to level vigor

[worthy stone]

Just noticed that☠️

Also based name dragon scale blade is underrated

[pulsar shore]

Lmao one flask fills your whole health bar

But seriously good job dude

[dusky valley]

Hand of Malenia is 270cm

[broken sentinel]

Having fun messing with Ratatoskr in his latest Stream

[dusky valley]

I just saw the video version of this

[lunar heart]

???

[lunar heart]

Oh mhm

[gleaming delta]

guuhuhghgugugggh 😍
4 hours cause im a gambler and not lucky gg

[fallen hornet]

Untrue, this is Albinauric propaganda

[hushed flicker]

Don’t YOU DARE disrespect my children

[fallen hornet]

I will disrespect the free levels

[leaden mauve]

I have a sacred relic sword that says otherwise

[glad hare]

Hey, I know you

[gloomy crane]

Hot take:

It is stupid they make you fight radagon again before elden beast. It should teleport you to the elden beast fight.

Hot take pt 2:

They should let you summon torrent for the elden beast fight (this has been said many times and I will always be an advocate for it)

For anyone who does not understand what I mean in the first hot take. Look at bloodbornes final bosses as an example.

[uncut cove]

Thousand yard stare

[velvet vault]

They are valid.

Valid targets

[vivid oar]

It'd be hilarious if the game secretly tracked how many of each enemy you've killed, and then Miquella judges you in the DLC based on some of the numbers. So many players would not pass the Albinauric check

[alpine wolf]

Luthor is DEAD dude

[noble wagon]

anybody wanna do a randomizer run?

[hallow orbit]

i got that on my fourth kill not even on purpose. is it rare?

[gleaming delta]

2% + kind of an annoying distance from a site of grace. Its easy to die if your not over leveled, but apart from that its simple
I was just not lucky at all

[hallow orbit]

hm. i guess i was. also the one inside of lindeyll drops it and its much easier to kill and get too

its like 10 times faster. idk why pepl keep going to malenias tree place

[nocturne cobalt]

Outdated meme but still a meme nonetheless

[main cipher]

I save her out of spite

[brazen herald]

Correct, only the live ones drop runes

[nocturne cobalt]

Bro what the actual can’t say is this

[fickle heath]

need

[glacial stone]

Omg guys my leg fell asleep and it hurts I’m literally the fire giant

[nocturne cobalt]

Rip it off

[keen arch]

i dont get it

[mild vortex]

@drowsy wyvern No invite links.

[brazen herald]

Put on the mask, your face is too distracting

[unkempt lance]

the elden ring pvp experience

beating the absolute snot out of each other buck naked.
because it's funny

[pulsar shore]

Ah yes funni

I only do this in gatefront ruins to the soldiers of godrick

[weary brook]

I mean... technically it wasn't a random tuesday.
It's exactly 1 month before the DLC release :^)

[silver solar]

🤓

[gloomy crane]

I'm taking a break from radagon & Elden beast. I was gonna wait for dlc anyway even if I did beat them.

[real knot]

😭

[waxen anchor]

But GD 2.2 is out now 🗿

[junior summit]

He's looking for Miquella

[vast marten]

why r there two radagons

[terse kernel]

i need some help leveling up

like maybe with some bosses or some runes pretty please 🥺

wrong thing

[wide atlas]

wut

[sturdy pawn]

what the nomadic merchant sees just after I defeated the magma lizard boss

[glacial stone]

Dang Elden ring 4 is already out

[thin dagger]

oh yeah thats fair, where are the scots?

as a WELSHMAN i question this

[uncut cove]

Isn’t that dr doofensmertz’s Voice actor lmfao

[main cipher]

Nah, not cheery enough

[keen arch]

what goes in a pizza thats not onion or bread or tomato or meat or a vegetable?

[main cipher]

Cheese

[keen arch]

ER=EZ

[shrewd finch]

Go celtics🍀

[pulsar shore]

Oi I’m meant to say that

[hallow orbit]

touch grass

[nocturne cobalt]

Ultra Rare Original Meme?!?!!??? Btw JJK Leak Spoilers

[brazen herald]

Randomly punches a guy minding his own business
"Wow! Fighting people is so easy!"

[keen arch]

-.-

mage=cheese - er=ez - prove me wrong

[neat hill]

no way you just subtracted words backwards

you must be the guy that put letters into math

[royal sun]

🤣

[thick aurora]

E = mc^2

[fallen hornet]

Y=mx+b

[pulsar shore]

When you at the and he the what and you

[brittle elbow]

me n wifey ranni matching 🙏🏽

dont mind the two dead large fingers in the backround

[dusky valley]

I prefer her look after you finish her questline

[pulsar shore]

I’m sorry to point it out but you’ve now done the ranni ending at least twice 😭

[brittle elbow]

i havent?

[pulsar shore]

Oooohh yeah sorry I forgot that you get ranni’s robes before then, my bad dude

[brittle elbow]

nah its all good lol

[deep sleet]

I’m gonna kill him

[quasi gust]

Melina watching you do the frenzied flame quest after she burns herself

[mighty jewel]

oh yeah you can do that... and then she doesn't appear anymore in the post-cinematic, right?

[quasi gust]

Yes

[mighty jewel]

pretty savage move tho :D

[quasi gust]

I cured myself after doing it i just wanted the glowing eyes

[mighty jewel]

I see

[quasi gust]

Toph pfp is goated

[upbeat oracle]

🙏🪨

[quasi gust]

Peak souls 2

[low lodge]

LOL

[pulsar shore]

I will be there to aid thee blaith

[glad torrent]

Who’s gonna win that 🔥🔥

[umbral mirage]

Vacuum man.

[frank fossil]

Rip the homie

[fallen hornet]

Where bonk

[glad torrent]

Truly one of the builds of all time

[quasi gust]

Cursed

[hollow coyote]

lol idk if anyone wayched this but its actually so funny 💀💀

[twin valley]

this guy says he's been hungry, but he's been sitting by this campfire with this food. Is he stupid?

[neat hill]

he's vegan (so yes)

[vivid oar]

👏

[pulsar coral]

im cooked

[fallen hornet]

Easy win

Just uninstall

[lunar frost]

sobbing and crying on the floor with absolute joy as i finally get the magma blade drop

[teal blade]

@steep gyro

[steep gyro]

Yup he's 5'7

[dusky valley]

Yes

[raven briar]

Song?

[dusky valley]

I have returned with the song name:

SLAY! By Eternxlklz

[fluid steeple]

Who wanna trade some

[dawn mica]

Trade what

[fluid steeple]

Weapons aurmors

[dawn mica]

Sure but I need something from you, a magic scorpion charm. You have it?

[fluid steeple]

Go to dms

[fluid steeple]

Bro go to dms

[dawn mica]

I have

[vale citrus]

"Some involvement" 💀

[main cipher]

Clearly written by Ranni herself

[vale citrus]

Nay, a mere slip of tongue, forget thoust heard, forget.

[river vessel]

Why, that Machiavellian Witch! I saw her dog sneaking around my computer as of late! Worry not, I'll be sure to emphasize she has full responsibility for that dastardly plot!

Yes I canonically run the elden ring wiki /j

[queen jackal]

yeah that makes sense

[dusky valley]

Nuh uh

[silk island]

I love this game

:D

[trail holly]

🤣

[quasi gust]

Shadow of the erdtree all day

[hallow orbit]

mario kart on crack

[wooden imp]

Shadow of the erdtree

[hallow orbit]

shadow of the erdtree

[hallow swan]

I'd rip

[brazen herald]

Uhhh, since when was this in the game?

[grave sinew]

Always, I’ve had it in my main character for awhile

Ancient dragon smithing stone (somber or no?)

[brazen herald]

It isn't in the ER offical guide under equipment

[grave sinew]

The wiki isn’t really all that updated

[brazen herald]

I meant the book

[grave sinew]

Oh then there is probably stuff missing from the book that is in the game now

[main cipher]

SotE, without question

[steep laurel]

The market is crazy these days

[river vessel]

That depends, but only on one thing. If she wants to come with while I play, or even better play too, then cool. Otherwise, Shadow of the Erdtree 100%!

[river vessel]

Okay Eileen the Crow. What are you going to do, hünt me?

[main cipher]

A hoonter must hoont

[gleaming delta]

i'm sorry and so so sorry for those who addicted to the cs2 and destiny 2, fxxxxk

[rare warren]

old lady doesn't wanna wake up and fight

I am in heaven

[vivid oar]

[rare warren]

I am enjoying this funny glitch

[pulsar shore]

Housing market in Vancouver got me like

[tough perch]

I’m so sorry for those who can’t write properly

[fast oak]

Mf said “5 more minutes”

[gleaming delta]

Fxxk you too

[foggy oracle]

um, lucky 🥵

[digital sail]

Reddit at it's finest

[pulsar pilot]

Hello I am doing a youtube video where I try to get every weapon in the game so if someine wants to help me I appreciate it a lot and I can put you in my video

[digital sail]

How can we help?

[prime sand]

I can help too

[pulsar pilot]

By dropping the weapons and talismas i need

[prime sand]

I got most talismans duped

[pulsar pilot]

dm me if your on ps

[prime sand]

Check dms

[digital sail]

Well you are doing a video of you getting every weapon in the game why don't you get the weapons and talismans yourself and show where you get them

[pulsar pilot]

I already doing some myself but not evething the challenge of the video is getting all weapons in 3 days and i am curretnly on days 2 so i need help

[digital sail]

Ah makes sense now

[digital sail]

One question What Is the name of the youtube channel name

[pulsar pilot]

I have almost every talisman i only miss : Carian filigreed Crest ,Shard of Alexander and fire Scorpian Charm so if your on ps and have them dm me

[queen jackal]

Saruman the stinky!

[digital sail]

Perfect

[gleaming delta]

Ofc shadow of the erdtree what I'm I gonna do with you

[cerulean hill]

What does this mean?

[fringe leaf]

three fingers = madness

[fringe leaf]

my beautiful glorious rabbit

[cerulean hill]

Ah yes, I forgot I was in an elden ring server somehow

[teal blade]

@bronze forum

[bronze forum]

Why tf are you pinging me for this

[teal blade]

Because it’s hilarious

[charred flame]

😭

[charred flame]

this reaction was so funny as well

[uncut cove]

@strong cloak

[quartz garden]

Malenia is infested with the brain scarlet rot 😔

[opal cargo]

😭

[regal frigate]

Please more of these

[opal cargo]

In time

[regal frigate]

Now

😦

[junior summit]

Canadian L

[nocturne cobalt]

Bro thinks hes Walter White

[steep laurel]

Real

[regal frigate]

What

[rare warren]

after the last screnshot she woke up and proceeded to beat my ass

[sterile summit]

.

[wooden imp]

Intelligence builds after they comet azur every boss to extinction

[velvet vault]

ai generated commments

[umbral mirage]

bro generated comments with ai

[fickle heath]

👏

[nocturne cobalt]

Yeah You’d want to squash them if you knew what they were made out of

[plucky hedge]

look who i pulled at the haligtree bar tonight😎

[last inlet]

Tell me it didn't feel like this when y'all fought Radahn for the first time

[white nimbus]

Anyone wanna 2v2 in limgrave colosseum

[wise star]

It was 100% this

[vivid oar]

I didn't use any summons so I can't say it did

[lucid tapir]

Radahn is the only Boss i use those summon signs on new playthroughs just for the feeling

[neat hill]

marika

[glad torrent]

Which names should he give to his four bros

[quasi marlin]

Half-Price

[hazy inlet]

Dave steve johny and gang member

[uncut cove]

*he

[worthy stone]

That ain’t an ancient dragon smithing stone it doesn’t have the little things on the sides so I would say it’s a regular smithing 8 right there

[glad torrent]

🔵 or 🔴 guys

[gleaming delta]

Well one is difinetly better

[alpine wolf]

Messatsu! 🫸 🫷

[sick matrix]

Anyone mind rating my Elden ring/Dark Souls edits on tiktok my account is Sixorz

[fickle heath]

Booooo

[neat hill]

let's dance

[alpine wolf]

My favorite 0 fp summon

[mighty jewel]

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo.

[shrewd finch]

it did lol

[silk island]

bro has the godskin drip

[weary trellis]

the Renaissance artists?!
amazing idea

[mighty jewel]

Yup lol.

[lucid tapir]

[umbral mirage]

Mission failed. There is a frame.

[faint solar]

omg its a lidl meme

[regal frigate]

Predator vanquished

[regal frigate]

Bloodborne

[plucky hedge]

if i’m asked to do something on june 21st that person’s getting 🖕 in response

[vivid oar]

Now make Godfrey proud and rip it in half

[vale citrus]

Could you get some milk from the store?

[vale citrus]

Rat, Tat, Tou, Ille

[plucky hedge]

dont pull up to school tomorrow gang🔪

[alpine wolf]

Oh my GOD

[vale citrus]

The moment I realized where I was I tried to dip

[glacial stone]

I hate the falling star beasts so much

[late fog]

@heady portal

[heady portal]

yes

[plucky hedge]

😭😭😭

[lunar frost]

why is mohglester in limgrave

[viral fox]

@clever pawn

[clever pawn]

mohg mohg mohg mohg mohg

[warped wagon]

Noooooo

[queen jackal]

What if she wanted to play with you thoo

[split halo]

Just made it

[small frigate]

Miyazaki-san just would to be proud of you

[fallen hornet]

I don't have time

[sinful prawn]

ola boa noite

[urban pivot]

Rapture emote? Or erudition

[fallen hornet]

Yes

[earnest coyote]

Nah I want elden 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 👅

[ripe grail]

What channel

[queen jackal]

smoughtown

[glacial stone]

Is it bad that I understood every word of that

[velvet vault]

What in the name of

[umbral mirage]

Given that after generation z is generation alpha, I can only assume that generation beta will come after that. This is undoubtedly what the generation of betas will sound like.

[fickle heath]

Gen beta probably won't even play cyberpunk

[umbral mirage]

Yet the speech which will be regurgitated from their mouths will undoubtedly be no less revolting.

[verbal locust]

afk guy clutched too late

[shrewd crystal]

can i buy a magic charm from any1

[trim thunder]

behold, mods

[idle frost]

is there a mod that makes it so the whetblade scaling makes it so the weapons have the same visual effect as consumables

[main cipher]

Clearly we need to counter the current brainrot lingo with 2077 era linguistics

[lunar jewel]

Her invincible hyper armor is so bs.

She's not even mid attack, she's only a couple frames into the animation.

[vital sierra]

yes it's very bad (i understood everything too😭)

[glacial stone]

Preem stuff choom

[fallen hornet]

Table

[lucid tapir]

So true

[gritty void]

Not to wave of gold

[glacial stone]

My levels matter more

[velvet vault]

they matter.
matter to get runes quickly

[quartz garden]

Albus 😍

[viral moon]

No

[wooden imp]

My rune farm says otherwise

[umbral mirage]

unf

[tulip cypress]

is this aura?

@jade tartan @lofty whale @tiny quail @vernal brook @brazen sentinel

[brazen sentinel]

damn bro shut off the playstation

[tulip cypress]

red sign is so we don’t get invaded my guy

[wispy flicker]

Anyone on xbox able to help with draconic sentinel and godskin at volcano manor

[lapis flame]

No

[tired herald]

Crazy hahaha

[grave sinew]

My mistake my g

[dusty cosmos]

can anyone trade me godskin peeler ps5?

[eternal knoll]

nah 😭

the cut off is perfect fr

[lucid tapir]

Wait what the-

[lucid tapir]

Thats good though

[earnest pivot]

We'll be right back

[wheat furnace]

Cause he wants u to NIHILLLL

[mighty jewel]

damn I remembered wrong that the DLC comes on the 6th

[scenic spindle]

Yeah dont worry, I am fine.

[scenic spindle]

its the 21 aint it

of next month

[mighty jewel]

yup

[scenic spindle]

yay!

[mighty jewel]

so I can save my moneyz for that time then, it's a good thing as well

[scenic spindle]

I am saving money too, I have calculated I will have over enough when it comes out.

[queen jackal]

Why is Mohglester in Clash Royale

[scenic spindle]

I agree, Also, what

[scenic spindle]

Mohglester is omnipresent

How long did it take? I just used a non-upgraded longsword. Took me forever still (I am NG+5)

Crazy

Indeed

[earnest pivot]

indeed

[queen jackal]

Screw chaos, I'm burning the lands fires of ibis style

[grizzled mist]

'#

[scenic spindle]

Real

[hallow orbit]

👀

[hallow orbit]

mohg malenia miqualla and barbie

[scenic spindle]

The twin prodigies, Miqualla and Malenia

[worthy stone]

It’s good

[solemn moss]

getting sick of looking at radahns ashy knees

[grim geyser]

sounds like u gotta get better

[solemn moss]

better damage you mean

[grim geyser]

more
dogding than damage if u did like 10 damage but you could dodge every attack you would still kill him

[solemn moss]

his delayed ahh attacks are hell

not worse then margit tho

[grim geyser]

hes dying

[solemn moss]

i know that b milenia gave him STD

[grim geyser]

morgotts are the worst

[solemn moss]

ey shut up

dont spoil me i didnt know he had a brother? sister? step mom?

[grim geyser]

its him
no spoilers
justy his actual name which ig is kinda a spoiler so sorry but not really

[solemn moss]

kinda ma boy? dude now i know hes not dead and hell get his revenge

[grim geyser]

he is dead
just lore from descriptions that his names morgott not margit
so not really spoilers

[solemn moss]

does he come back to life or sum?

[grim geyser]

u killed him
he's dead

[solemn moss]

its too late bro i already know the truth

you did youre best to reverse the damage

[grim geyser]

wdym

[grim geyser]

do u want me to wipe ur memory that his name is morgott instead of margit
i didnt think a name was that big of a deal 😭 sorry dawg

[solemn moss]

no worries man

i already had a suspicion hed be back cuz of smth he said after i mirked him

[grim geyser]

?why do u keep saying he comes back

[grim geyser]

not in this channel

[solemn moss]

anyways imma heaad back to getting my ss beat by radahn

or getting crushed by a meteor thats fine

this man was one shot...

first try

[gleaming delta]

Alexander got final blow W

[solemn moss]

W

@gleaming delta

is there anything useful on the arena with radahn

[gleaming delta]

Dont think so apart from just soaking up the views it gives

[solemn moss]

what viewes its a damn pit and a flash bang trap

[solemn moss]

nvm dawg shs beutiful

[gleaming delta]

Golden seed from mini boss (putrid tree spirit)

I didn't know this till wiki mentioned it, will have to investigate when I fight him again

[grim geyser]

i 1 phased him yesterday x

[solemn moss]

always pick greatsword

[jade raven]

in that case let mal0 beta me tod eath with a hammer

[sullen hemlock]

I prefer the Zweihander or claymore.

[ancient skiff]

Hold sprint and guard, then spam crouch for funny walk

[solemn moss]

This will surely help me beat the game

[weak cedar]

Amazing

[late isle]

real

[velvet vault]

do we know who the knight is

[vital sierra]

you walk into a dark room with this thing in it
it starts cracking
the monster is free
it screams and the health bar appears
the mantis of the answered prayer

[solemn moss]

When you're fighting rennella and you see this sh coming at you knowin damn well you'll get one shot

[vital sierra]

have you ever tried dodging it?

[pure patrol]

it moves so SLOW tho 😭

[wooden imp]

You could always just out run it

[verbal pulsar]

Wait for it to come at u and at the last second dodge in

[verbal pulsar]

What

[summer mulch]

Two meanings

[verbal pulsar]

I know

[summer mulch]

Good

[tardy hill]

Lol
Just don't get hit
Lmao

[nimble basalt]

Every once in a while I remember lmsh saying why where armor if you don't plan on getting hit"

Why did that go so hard

[solemn moss]

It speeds up like crazy dawg...

[solemn moss]

Well gee thanks didn't know this game had rolling

[verbal pulsar]

Sure ass hole

[solemn moss]

Damn I didn't know this channel let you swear

[solemn moss]

Well thanks for letting me know

[verbal pulsar]

U wellcome

[solemn moss]

Yes it's hard when a bloodhound is chasing you

[pure patrol]

never been hit by it so i wouldnt even know

[hazy inlet]

https:// music.youtube.com/watch?v=9o9-0HGcun8&si=wikjUJPGdmZFG9Pf

Watch this

[vital sierra]

she never survives long enough to summon Spirits against me lmao

aka skill issue on your part

[solemn moss]

More like a skill issue on you're part dawg she never survives because you over level before fighting her

[vital sierra]

it was literally my first playthrough of the game

she died before summoning the wolves and i was level 30

[solemn moss]

You either watched a tutorial for a op bleed build or you're capping you're ass off

[vital sierra]

on ng+ i was 139 and still killed her before her summons with an uchi

strength build

[solemn moss]

Wait ma boy how do you know what she summons if she never summoned anything for you

[vital sierra]

cause i died to the summons on my first fight

[solemn moss]

Oh shi mb I thought you said you killed her first TRY before she could even summon her simps

[vital sierra]

nah
you just have to use a high poise damage weapon like a claymore or even uchigatana and she gets stun locked until she dies

[last inlet]

Radahn is so cool

[solemn moss]

Yeah but you also have to get super lucky with the fight

[vital sierra]

a heavy attack can cancel many of her spells
heavy jump can cancel summons

[solemn moss]

( ー`дー´)

[vital sierra]

tested this with claymore

[solemn moss]

Yeah but to cancel her summon you gotta get hit by the big moon attack cuz she does that right before summoning smth plus the second the moon stuns you she starts summoning while you're knocked down

[vital sierra]

like i and others replying to you said

the moon is easily dodged

[solemn moss]

Not if you right under it

[raven briar]

backshots of doom

[quasi gust]

Lmao

[civic knoll]

[haughty void]

Pvp in a nutshell

[solemn moss]

Me looking at godskin apostals spell being fired at the exact same time I pressed r to heal

[pulsar shore]

Godricks great rune

[earnest pivot]

no rune

[junior summit]

The pain

[winged pebble]

Malenia rune 🗿

[vivid oar]

People use great runes?

[pulsar shore]

Bro I didn’t know you needed to use rune arcs to activate great tunes for the longest time

So I kicked ass even with out them

[junior summit]

Huh

[brazen herald]

it's funnier when they think they're hot s**t because they looked up an online guide

even funnier when they loose because they can only press L2

[haughty void]

Finally someone that actually understand

[vivid oar]

Same, by the time I learned I had already beaten the game and learned 'cause I was curious about the purpose of the PvP reward

[feral trench]

Can someone help me do beast clergy man🙏🙏🙏

[round rapids]

Does anyone know if you can gain the defense you would get from the armor without the armor appearing on your character?

[plucky hedge]

Access denied.❌

(my clip)

[quasi gust]

Bro leveled vigor

[stark anchor]

clap the bleeder

[urban pivot]

This should be ilegal

[fickle heath]

S tier message

[gleaming delta]

You cant

[lunar wasp]

Can someone give me the aristocrat set pls?? I’ll help with whatever

[bitter anchor]

Smartest Meta User:

[vast flax]

Why are there so many dex haters?

[hoary skiff]

do you have an unedited version of that?

[frozen hawk]

anyone wanna play bloodborne?

[quasi gust]

Nah i found that on tiktok

[bronze aurora]

yes

[nocturne cobalt]

Beautiful

[fringe leaf]

what does this mean

[neat hill]

miyizaki

[alpine wolf]

This is crazy

[regal frigate]

Epilepsy warning

[atomic shale]

look at that, smooth sharks, my favourite

[glacial stone]

Last one is too real

[fervent ridge]

Am i cooked I tried to make a pic

[eternal knoll]

lol what

[mighty jewel]

Epic.

[quasi gust]

Epic

[steady linden]

Can't be so hot on the first night, bro
change a bit

[umbral arrow]

love shork

[quasi gust]

Give em some fruits and stuff they like in exchange

[quartz garden]

@clever pawn

[hallow orbit]

tip "dont die"

[solemn moss]

I didn't

[solemn moss]

I just uhh

[clever pawn]

LOL

[velvet vault]

Took a nap

[solemn moss]

Exactly

[sharp bough]

Should I get Elden ring?

[atomic shale]

stop rotting

[quartz garden]

Yes

[paper elbow]

Has anyone else ever gotten stuck in Placidusax hell?? I noticed I had the dragonlord placidusax site of grace on my map despite never fighting him. So I teleported it to it and - now every time I die I respawn under his ass. Naturally I cannot leave this place until I kill him. Hell

[atomic shale]

penetrate him

[paper elbow]

Im getting close but dude has his combos

Its so easy to get stuck under his legs gahhdamm

[south zenith]

🙂

[solemn moss]

Yes if you have money for the therapy sessions

[sharp bough]

I don’t even have enough to buy the game sadly

[hallow orbit]

got him yet?

[paper elbow]

YA took an hour, but it was super fun to fight and learn all the moves

[hallow orbit]

dude i never tried him and now its ng+3 and i dont feel like doing a fight like that at this level.

[paper elbow]

Lmao what lvl is ur character? And build?

[hallow orbit]

how true legends are made

[hallow orbit]

like 130 and just str build. only 40 vig

[paper elbow]

I keep wanting to give tips bc hes been welded into my brain but u might wanna figure it out urself idk >_>
And damn lvl 130 might be rough ngl

[hallow orbit]

yeaa 130 gonna suck.

[hallow orbit]

also if you wanna see it i got bored and drew godfrey. he's in elden art rn

[paper elbow]

But if u can dodge his attacks consistently, use blunt weapon maybe, and crit him a lot since ur strength, u may as well try

[hallow orbit]

absoloutly. seems like a challanging boss for the level and new game. might as well try it

[paper elbow]

Hell yeah good luck, keep us updated

[delicate pelican]

Idk why we gotta fight her

We know where her brother is

[atomic shale]

dunmahglas!

Well i am not the average highlander, I spam lights and dodge heavy until you’re 50% hp and then I start to throw kicks, grabs, offensive lights and dodge heavies

The grab is a good mixup because you can feint kicks now

[atomic shale]

feint kicks into grabs, that can get people that dodge on orange

You can feint attacks you know

raider have a inbuilt mechanic that feints his attack for him and berserker its pretty important to feint

I don’t know how you have been able to play a real berserker without getting parried immediately

oh ok, f*ck you for playing orochi and hito

I met a guy thst never parried or did a heavy attack, he just dodge attack, backstep attack, kick and lightspam

I hate asssassins, I never play them… except berserker

to off topic?

[cold panther]

Mogh-snitcher

[raven briar]

Yeah for honor sucks

[stone yoke]

the amount of pain

[atomic shale]

I love it

[stone yoke]

the suffering of the grap

[atomic shale]

Nah I just don’t lose, no suffering

[stone yoke]

u know the guy with the big axe? From samurai?

[atomic shale]

yeah hito, f*cking sshle

[stone yoke]

or the fat guy

[atomic shale]

fat guy isnt as bad as axe guy

[stone yoke]

fr but the viking with the big axe? I forgot all of their names

[atomic shale]

and even when I do lose it doesn’t even matter, five years of tf2 makes me immune

[stone yoke]

u know what makes me immune? Titans fall 2

[atomic shale]

raider, hes not that bad

[atomic shale]

Thats a great game, I wish that they wouldn’t care so much about apex

[stone yoke]

same with titanfall 2😭 they forgot about it cause of apex

[raven briar]

How tf does a guy with a halberd and plate armor lose to a shirtless guy with a rusty axe

[stone yoke]

How tf does a guy that looses to 5 mice that stagger but wins against a god?

game logic goes brrr

[raven briar]

That’s what I’m sayin

[raven briar]

Yeah but for honor could’ve subverted the fighting game genre with its unique setting, but its literally just a 2d fighting game with extra steps and the dumbest looking armor I’ve ever seen.

[stone yoke]

yeah they just never care anymore

[atomic shale]

Not just plate armor, he has very heavy armor

[mighty jewel]

How tf did you manage to do that jfc lmao :D

oh! and you beat him! Gongratz! I tip my hat to you damn...

[forest dragon]

American malania

[unborn ember]

@winter kelp

[winter kelp]

Hello

[unborn ember]

It’s below this channel.

[winter kelp]

Nothing below it 😭

[tall cairn]

Just me fighting radahn for the first time I love this game but I hate it 😂

[unborn ember]

Roll into him and stick to his nuts. That’s the tip. And i’m not joking. You’ll win the fight.

[atomic shale]

“they hate us because they aint us”

[earnest pivot]

what are you looking at, melina?

[atomic shale]

Didnt they rework him so now his lights doesnt have super armor?

[uncut knoll]

which song is this?

[high osprey]

Seems like my video editing software wasn't a fan

[crisp jacinth]

time to avoid the entire internet in order to not get spoiled

[stone yoke]

everlong from Foo fighters. If its wrong im sorry

[stone yoke]

two number nines pls

[atomic shale]

yes its everlong, slowed down for no reason too

[stone yoke]

lets go

[atomic shale]

I like this version more

[forest dragon]

Double rot burgers coming right up

[delicate pelican]

Remember deleting TikTok when Gow came out

[crisp jacinth]

never installed tiktok

[lost field]

Same it's rare to find someone who doesn't have it

[paper elbow]

I dont know ToT

[stone yoke]

Same and snapchat too

[forest dragon]

I'm part of that prestigious group of individuals as well

[crisp jacinth]

it appears we have all gathered here today
cheers 🍻

[forest dragon]

🍻

[paper elbow]

How da hell do I get gud at colosseum duels

[solemn moss]

has anybody in the history of ever saidthat margot is a hard fight

[storm yarrow]

Preparing for the beautiful dlc finna go beat mohgs ass

[solemn moss]

most scenamatic screenshot ive seen of elden ring

[storm yarrow]

All of my Elden ring screenshots are cinematic tbh

[neat hill]

bro's got the gold and dark silver tracers

[hollow rain]

found this, i'm hyped^^

[forest dragon]

Aye yoooo. 100 new weps? Okay they cooking for real

[regal frigate]

This a lie straight up

[regal frigate]

Who said this?

[forest dragon]

What was false??

[regal frigate]

On the top it says hands on preview. Then goes to state the dlc is 30-40hrs the hands on preview was only lasted 3hrs and was heavily controlled, gives a rough map size again the content creators did get roam the whole there were multiple closed doors map so we don’t know the size of the map

[forest dragon]

Good points.. I don't know enough to really dispute you.. I just want it to be good🙏

[regal frigate]

Ohh it’s so good as far as I know

[forest dragon]

Hell yeaa🔥 I'm so excited

[tardy hill]

100 new weapons
Uuuuh, how many weaps does base game have?

[storm yarrow]

Just killed mohg now we wait

[river vessel]

Spongebob narrator voice: 17 days later...

[storm yarrow]

Indeed

[forest dragon]

Mind if I pull up a chair and wait with you?

[storm yarrow]

Ofc! Bring snacks tho

[forest dragon]

🍻

[fair furnace]

A depressing tale indeed.

[timber stratus]

I need my favorite teacher back...

[timber stratus]

I just want my favorite npc back bro 😔

[solemn moss]

Somebody please tucking help

It is literally 6 in the morning and I stayed up all night just trying to get to that one portal that takes me to mohgs palace

I have yet to find a way to get there

[solemn moss]

Like 300 and smth smth

[dusky valley]

A legendary screenshot indeed

[quasi gust]

Vyke be like

[fringe leaf]

it's in consecrated snowfield

[unborn ember]

My 99 dex approves this.

[stone yoke]

im still confused about marika and radagon

[lime drift]

yes me too

creepy

[stone yoke]

fr

[lime drift]

I was very sorry for sellen

[stone yoke]

yeah

[lime drift]

a sad ending

[stone yoke]

Ur right but really it was her own fault tho

[lime drift]

I'd want her to be happy

[stone yoke]

it is what it is

[uncut cove]

I wish the claymore had the banished knights greatsword moveset

[solemn moss]

i know where it is i js dont know how to get to it

and yes ive unlocked the mountain of the giants area

[opal cargo]

Agreed

[uncut cove]

Same with the flamberge tbh. I’m willing to excuse the zweilander though because it’s way longer and thicker than historical zweilanders

[lucid tapir]

Did you already get to the consecrated snowfield?

[solemn moss]

i assume not idk how to get at the bottom of the waterfall

[unborn ember]

That last one is so funny.

[alpine wolf]

Oh wow I can decipher exactly what the og meme was

[undone orbit]

Can you come check out my twitch streamer I'm doing what u tell me to in elden. Ring my twitch name is my username

[solemn moss]

Mimic tear ain't that gud

[nocturne cobalt]

It’s literally you but blue

[solemn moss]

Not rlly

Mimic tear got a nerf dawg plus can the bozo dodge?

[umbral mirage]

ur blue

[nocturne cobalt]

Atleast I’m not green, I’d probably die

[forest dragon]

Blueboiii

Ngl tho.. I always use mimic tear. It does just fine

[hollow rain]

might be false, i especially don't think they'll be 100+ weapons but i know fromsoftware is gonna cook with this dlc.

[warped wagon]

On my first playthrough I beat 95 % of the game without mimic. the other 5% are dedicated to Malenia

[hazy pine]

Y’all what is happening with torrent lmao

[raven briar]

That’s what I’m sayin

[solemn moss]

👏

[worthy stone]

Your character Kinda reminds me of pontiff sullyvahn

[storm yarrow]

:0

[worthy stone]

Ye I see the resemblance

[hazy inlet]

Ahhh in two weeks we are all gonna avoid the youtube to not spoil the dlc.

[queen jackal]

Avoiding it rn, I fear that I'll get recommended a lot of vids like Vaati's

[hazy inlet]

I saw a video like this from iron pineaple (didn't click it)

[queen jackal]

Don't worry I won't, good luck tarnished, may we meet again in 16 days

[hazy inlet]

Hope so

[steady laurel]

who have runes ?

[alpine wolf]

The original powerstancer

[solemn moss]

Real

[hazy inlet]

Lol my classmate today

Rate his hat from 1 to 78

[atomic shale]

Hes ugly af

[umbral mirage]

BigHat/78, would luck again.

[hazy inlet]

+1

[hazy inlet]

But he has a very silly hat

[atomic shale]

that’s true

[hazy inlet]

Hes the class clown but not because he says funny jokes, but because hes doing some preaty stupid stuff

[velvet vault]

a very minor nerf

its still one of the best summons

[solemn moss]

Dawg he does 250 damage while I do 500 non charge hit on the greatsword

[velvet vault]

man if only there was more than 1 damage source you could use

from should really add something like statuses to make the enemies, builds and locals more diverse

and it scales depending on your own gear and its upgrade tier

[solemn moss]

I only use my summons as meat shields they're useless otherwise and that's why the great shield soldiers are on top but I still agree that the mimic tear is one of the best just not up to part with the greatshield soldiers or the itechi summon

Or whatever that black blade assassin summon is named

[velvet vault]

gs minions are useless vs a lot of bosses due to aoe/elemental damage

[solemn moss]

I'd disagree cuz not many bosses have mental or aoe damage like vyke Godfrey or margots sword rain which he does very rarely plus you can cancel that spell

[forest dragon]

Doxxed apperance is crazy

[earnest pivot]

Damn, i didn't know invasions were chill like that

[atomic shale]

why is your hp bar so low?

[earnest pivot]

i was very low level, barely got the varré finger, so i spammed 4hours of invasion to have fun

[pulsar shore]

Y’all 16 more days until the Elden ring dlc

[plucky hedge]

bro doesn’t know…

[mighty jewel]

wtf :D game be bugging

[unborn ember]

Clearly you have never used tiche.

[mighty jewel]

😱

[unborn ember]

Which device?

[solemn moss]

You're right lol but have you tried the absolute tanks that are greatshield soldiers?

[unborn ember]

I have, there my buddies.

[solemn moss]

Great but is the itche dude really that good that it rivals the undesputable champion that is the greatshield soldiers

[gleaming delta]

Can someone trade me malikeths armor I’m on ps5

[forest dragon]

Why not just defeat maliketh and claim his armor like a true champion?

[gleaming delta]

Cause I want to take the easy way out duhhhhhh🙄

[forest dragon]

Lol okay okay fair enough🤭

[unborn ember]

It's a mythological creature called a woman.

[scenic lantern]

does everybody know this or is it just me

[atomic shale]

wait a minute…… thats spoilers!!!! damn you

[atomic shale]

that’s probably the haligtree

[scenic lantern]

ok

yea that makes sense

[unborn ember]

Haligtree or the older trees down in depths..

[lucid tapir]

Its the haligtree

[lucid tapir]

I mean if Elden ring was a Ubisoft game this would actually be big news.

Otherwise it would be a skin pack or something

[brazen herald]

Mf better not have bought runes online

[forest dragon]

People buy runes? Nawww ain't no way lol

[brazen herald]

It's a thing
People really are too dumb to actually play the game or even go to Ptaches Emporium

[forest dragon]

I understand getting drops from trusted friends.. but to spend rmt on a shady site seems like a scam

So how much are people paying? I swear if u say like 500 or something imma lose it☠️🤣🤣

[brazen herald]

A scam is paying money and getting nothing. These sites do deliver, but they are making you pay money for a free in-game item

[forest dragon]

So they do deliver? Figured they wouldn't lol. But this the first i hear about theese sites

[brazen herald]

I think 1 million runes is like 50 cents or something

[forest dragon]

Not too bad I guess

[brazen herald]

@forest dragon

[forest dragon]

Yea I never knew such sites existed.. ik there are drop servers that help but an actual site that sells for real money is wild

[storm yarrow]

I’d like to believe my Elden ring character has a stand

[wary yew]

can anyone help i cant interact with the fog

[neat hill]

is the chest piece nox?

[storm yarrow]

Mhm

[neat hill]

looks nice in that pic

[junior summit]

IM RICH 🗣️🗣️💰

[brazen herald]

Yea
Literally several different free alternatives

[storm yarrow]

Thank Ya

Came back and bro was standing in the rain

[umbral mirage]

Like farming

[half kiln]

Anyone got a extra +25 godskin peeler

[atomic shale]

yes

[regal frigate]

@molten zealot

[molten zealot]

Yes?

[atomic shale]

apple fritter?

[solemn moss]

Nah I'm gud

[worthy stone]

Awesome

[queen jackal]

Peak

[nocturne cobalt]

There’s a Toji in the Woods

There’s a Satoru in the woods

There’s a Sukuna in the woods

“There’s a man in the woods” is my favorite short film ong I’m happy I found these

[lavish edge]

Piss mist

[north condor]

dlc weapon spoilers

(not rlly)

[neat hill]

this new status ailment is going to be insane

[north condor]

[phone] rads

[vivid oar]

"No spoilers"??? If that's true, that's the biggest spoiler someone could possibly say! It's completely game-changing

[nimble basalt]

reverse this and its canon

[wintry knot]

If you save quit in an evergaol after spawning in the boss of said gaol the blue rift they leave from stays in your world

[broken shore]

ts heat

[empty cobalt]

thanks

[spice stag]

This that fr?

[wintry knot]

Yea that’s what appears

[spice stag]

Ima try it rn

It's real gang

Goes away if u kill the boss tho

[wintry knot]

Oh didn’t know that part I simply left as for me Blaidd was agro at the ruins where you meat him and I couldn’t understand why, I had just showed up there

[agile plaza]

💀

[pulsar shore]

💀

[acoustic phoenix]

Wow, Rykard is on the 8th tier of power?

Top of the ladder baybee

[wind stratus]

what r good straight swords

[acoustic phoenix]

Noble Slender Sword if you're not a filthy peasant.

[lunar jewel]

Depends on what you're doing. If you're going lightning or keen lord sworn is best. The long sword will out scale lord sworn in pretty much everything else.

[regal frigate]

@jovial bay

[jovial bay]

?ban @willow adder vile, absolutely disgusting, and you will never be allowed here again

[mild vortex]

sukuna1010 was banned. | vile, absolutely disgusting, and you will never be allowed here again

[jovial bay]

👍

[open copper]

Yknow that being the first thing I see in this server might not be a good sign

[weak cedar]

Yes I want to know

[nocturne cobalt]

Damn I missed the live execution

[regal frigate]

You don’t want to know

💀

[nocturne cobalt]

Reminds me of this meme fr

[weak cedar]

Ok ok

[tardy hill]

Or Lordsworn Straight Sword, if you're follower of Rick

[primal tusk]

I must

[neat hill]

brisket

[whole iron]

Possible Spoiler!

Just have to wait and see!

[spark coral]

Dark Souls II moment

[nocturne cobalt]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the graduated one

The cap is cool af, ribbon keeps getting in my face though

[atomic shale]

broadsword

[main timber]

Oh no I have to fight the “strongest” Elden ring boss soon

[agile plaza]

There is no way Godwyn the golden. The man who played a major role in killing the great dragon gransax, The man who was famed as the golden hero is 4th

[pure knoll]

How big will shadow of the red tree be though

Erd*

[earnest pivot]

big

[fair furnace]

Didn't they sat the size of limgrave and weeping pinensula

[atomic shale]

thats pretty big

[tardy hill]

Limgrave + Weeping + a bit of Caelid, allegedly

[burnt tree]

supposed to be about 30 hours of gameplay

[earnest pivot]

Does it include the 29h of pain against a boss?

[fair furnace]

Real

[tardy hill]

Wonder if Miquella will be a boss
I still have some unfinished business and grudges from Haligtree

[pulsar shore]

Y’all I recently switched to fai/str am I cooked for the dlc

[solemn moss]

you guys think im ready for mohg?

[lunar heart]

No, get rid of soreseal and I’m pretty sure you don’t need that talisman for buffs and get atleast 40 vigor

[hazy inlet]

What. Sorseal is the beat talisman

[lunar heart]

No it’s not, it’s horrible late game

[hazy inlet]

I don't agree

[lunar heart]

Also if your using the ash of war on your bb get more faith for more fire damage

[lunar heart]

Is that why you get one hit by bosses also because you think 60 vigor is optional

[hazy inlet]

Emmm. No

[atomic shale]

Mogh is resistant to fire

[umbral arrow]

the reason it's not the best is because the increased damage you take is percentage based so when bosses start dealing alot of damage you will take more damage than the talismans gives you in stats

[solemn moss]

Ion use it almost at all I just like that it does a lot of damage while still swinging fast

[lunar heart]

Ah ok, remove endurance till 25 and put it all in vigor it’s horrible

You should have 60 vigor as soon as possible