elden-fun

[brazen herald]

It's a very large MAN

[lusty dragon]

No, that would be a plucked dragon (a fellow featherless biped).

[deep dune]

Torrent Noooooooo!!!!!

[opal plaza]

www.tumblr.com/slavonicrhapsody/735934069446164480

[alpine wolf]

Malenia sweep

[crisp jacinth]

elden ring players on suicide watch after today lmfao

[alpine wolf]

Literally me

[main cipher]

If the two sides fought, the seas would be painted with orange blood

[velvet vault]

is this cause of the high level of lonely people in the world these days?

[brazen herald]

Tbf, I don't really trust Ranni
Especially because I'm not sure who exactly sends ||the black knives to kill Blaidd and her War Counsellor||

And with Malenia, the more lore I see about her the more I think she's kind of an awful person

For example, the fact she couldn't handle Godrick insulting her.
She made a detour on her way to fight Radahn just to make him grovel.
Potentially costing her valuable days in her campaign and thus allowing Mohg to kidnap Miquella

[humble parrot]

girlie is on constant hell-tier peroid cramps cut her some slack

[storm vale]

I'm You

[willow seal]

What happened today? Did the dlc get pushed back again?

[gleaming delta]

No it wasn't shown at the game awards

[light shadow]

My honest reaction:

[ember niche]

I think the black knife assasins attack ranni's companions since Ranni betrayed the black knifes. The black knifes were used by ranni to orchestrate the night of the black knives, but some died in the process, along with tiche the daughter of black knife ringleader alecto, who ranni then trapped in the ringleader evergaol on the moonlight alter. So they clearly have a grudge against Ranni

[gleaming delta]

Torrent gets a raisin when I summon her, and she gets a raisin when I dismiss her. She's a good dog.

[uncut cove]

I mean. Both Malenia and ranni unleashed incredible amounts of plauge upon the lands between. Whereas Godfrey just killed a bunch of giants and radahn stopped a bunch of space worms from striking caelid.

[viral moon]

Real

[gleaming delta]

She gave radahn space aids 😭

[brazen herald]

she's literally incapable of having those since she shed her flesh

[humble parrot]

I was talking about Malenia

[brazen herald]

Ah
Girl literally so mad about losing she'd rather become the goddess of rot and destroy the lands between than admit defeat

[main cipher]

Average Malenia L

[bitter sail]

👆

[velvet vault]

i wish i could kill torrent 12 times

[deep dune]

invaded to volcano manor, spawn in the cave.

[late isle]

just jump from a high place?

[tardy hill]

Then give him a nice long ride through Aeonia swamp.
12 times.

[velvet vault]

that kills me too and i wanna use my abilities on him

[tall gate]

should I feel bad I went and got Millicent an arm, summoned her to help vs Apostle, then murdered her in cold blood for her talisman

[main cipher]

Immune to rot. Try the lava at the magma worm fight at gelmir

[tardy hill]

Really? I'm fairly sure he did die to rot when I tried it

[main cipher]

From everything I’ve seen, he’s immune to it

Which makes absolutely no sense, given that literal gods can be afflicted by it
Guess Torrent is just built different

[gleaming delta]

Torrent isn't a God, silly.

[tardy hill]

I still wish I could trade that damn goat with Leonard

[tall gate]

deathblight isnt fun

[steep mason]

the scariest thing in elden ring is when malania jumps in the air

[main cipher]

I would argue that Oleg trumps that

Or when Eb pulls out Elden stars and you’re out of flasks

[neat hill]

when Rick raises his sword

[main cipher]

The only thing they don’t do is drop that magma sword

I spent so much time farming for it, only have one so far

[iron shale]

Elden long

[daring jolt]

Elden Snek

[pastel shadow]

elden you fon linging

[somber bear]

Ebrietas: all according to plan

[river vessel]

Ahh yes, Bloodborne Lore.

[main cipher]

Least insane Bloodborne lore

[ebon dune]

cleary unbiased

[gleaming delta]

Gideon is literally a parent, and is a pretty bad one at that.

[ebon dune]

At the start of the game, he seem ok, and you know... radagon and godfrey are also parent

[brazen herald]

I can't read or see it

Also
Whants

[ebon dune]

yea don't ask any question about, as a non native speaker i have always the bad habit to spell hit this way

[sick tinsel]

good list

[tardy hill]

I dunno if Radahn would be that bad parent given the lenghts he was willing to go to be with Leonard.
Still a based list if just for Rick being in the the center as the focal point and pillar of the entire universe

[ebon dune]

he would probably be too busy with leonard and all war stuff

he would be like malenia a very absent parent I thinks

[tardy hill]

Makes sense

[pulsar shore]

🛢️

[somber bear]

Morgott’s placement LMAO

[gleaming delta]

Smash

[gleaming delta]

Isnt patches intrested in tanith?

[reef pecan]

Renala being a good parent lol when 3/3 of her kids go off the deep end and 2/3 basically are trying to trigger the apocalypse

[main cipher]

Extremely so

[brazen herald]

Ranni isn't trying to end the world?

[merry mural]

hated for starting the renaissance I guess

[vital grove]

Ye but I’d doubt my man would want a kid

[gleaming delta]

🧐

But, there are no condoms in the lands between

[vital grove]

having and wanting arnt the same?

[gleaming delta]

Yeah, i didnt think if that👽

[vital grove]

Fair

[vivid oar]

Well, she wants to end the current order of the world (Erdtree, Marika, whatnot)

[brazen herald]

yeah,
new age =/= end of the world

[vivid oar]

ik, just outlining the desired connection of the original statement, not saying it's correct

[vital grove]

Renala seems like the type of mother who would be spoil and always be nice until the husband leaves then she turns into a complete mess and can’t help herself let alone another person

[bitter sail]

Same

[fallen drum]

ah!

[pulsar shore]

When gosoc traps me in a room in storm veil castle with a knight in NG+3

[gleaming delta]

I just wait for that wind lunge move and parry

[spare mural]

[valid haven]

godskin noble is the best waifu

[river vessel]

That's literally canon. It's in the Lore!

[tardy hill]

*Foresking Noble

[gleaming delta]

Don’t make me call my moddy-poo

[hexed kettle]

Banished knights>>>>>>

[humble parrot]

My boys

[iron shale]

Was that the spontaneous human combustion of ‘87?

[iron shale]

So sad mark went out the way he did : (

[blissful ibex]

no memes? ok strange

[void trench]

guess who delivered my food the other week

[gleaming delta]

Oh hell nah

[desert stirrup]

first elden lord side hustle

[void trench]

Lol

[river vessel]

Banished Knights are simply superior!

[gleaming delta]

Banished Knights: 😁😜
Commander Niall: 🤦‍♂️

[clever pulsar]

My biggest skill issue

[simple vortex]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures:

And
🐶

[gleaming delta]

They're the same picture.

[simple vortex]

Exactly

[pulsar shore]

Their the same picture

[bitter sail]

i murder'd them all

[gleaming delta]

Don't the Jars.

[west isle]

@spring zealot

[lime vine]

el

[velvet vault]

@spring zealot why do you have over 70 ruin fragments

[strong cloak]

What?
How does that work?

Fr?

I had no idea.

Abusing the handicapped fr. 😔

[spring path]

what weapon is that :0

ahh tyty

[main cipher]

I tend to use bone darts because I have too many of them, but ye, throwable work great to force her into attacking

Her passive mode is the absolute worst when she’s by the walls, because if you get close there’s an excellent chance she’ll pull out waterfowl

[west isle]

To trigger Waterfowl dance from a distance obviously.

[copper cradle]

this is in the top 10 hardest pictures i've seen on the internet

[gleaming delta]

Love it when the engine light is on for a month and nothing happens

[uncut cove]

That you know of

[uncut cove]

What’s #1?

[gleaming delta]

My brother's dog goes kinda hard

[uncut cove]

Dog? It looks like a turtle to me?

[cobalt estuary]

Nice chonk!!

[gleaming delta]

He's not even fat that's the thing he's just turned himself into a pancake 💀

[topaz briar]

Relatable

[main cipher]

Dog

[gleaming delta]

lore?

[broken sequoia]

This gon be easy ( I only lasted 5 seconds )

[vital grove]

Elden beast would prob be a better pure faith tbh but its pretty accurate

[brazen herald]

I maxed out my strength, dex, faith, and intelligence.
In the end, I thought magic was OK. But a Black Bow work better and faster at telling someone "look over here"
(Also, incantations are great for support)

[gleaming delta]

you can never go wrong with a gv plus fgms

[uncut cove]

Real

[bitter sail]

where are you findin these xD

[copper cradle]

overstimulation app (tiktok)

[bitter sail]

keep sending them 🗣️

[copper cradle]

i think i already have some left in the chamber

[bitter sail]

you lmk if you find any

🤨

[copper cradle]

im gonna have to send them one at a time the bot isnt letting me send them all at once

@bitter sail there

[bitter sail]

ty xD

[hexed ravine]

Me when I get comet azur

[gleaming delta]

Dont sleep on uplifitng aromatisk😤

[river vessel]

Ahh, I knew it'd come. The Tarnishd stand before the Elden Ring, become Elden Lords...but alas, twas not enough it seemeth. Queen Marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to struggle, unto eternity.

Prepare your You Died screens, my fellows. You'll fight well, as will our enemies. Two months, and we must be patient. Then...it'll finally be time to get more of that sweet, juicy Lore! Alas, I must thank thee for adding this piece of Knowledge to my ledgers!

[subtle cypress]

please tell me this is real

[river vessel]

From what I know, Ziostorm is a fairly credible source when it comes to these things. Then again, when everyone is desperately searching for Elden Ring DLC news, they'll latch onto pretty much anything they can get. I say take it with a grain of salt, but the date should be a good approximation

[vital grove]

I’m sleeping on all aromatics

[brazen herald]

I believe it is real, but I am willing to admit I am breathing copium

[river vessel]

I'm inhaling copium at a faster rate than I spellspam, my fellow. This must be true, the DLC is long overdue!

[brazen herald]

If it is real, and they make an exclusive PS4 controller for this, I'll fuggen buy it

[river vessel]

I mean I'd assume a working one still works fine

[subtle cypress]

yet no trailers at all at the game awards

[river vessel]

I wonder why. If it's close to release perhaps they're putting all the resources into finishing it? And then we may get a trailer?

[subtle cypress]

i’m really hoping at least we get some form of update on it,even like a 5 second teaser, it’s been nearly a year since it was announced

[river vessel]

Considering that DS3 had 2 DLC that came out a good amount of time from one another, and that Shadow of Erdtree was originally 2 things that got made into one, plus the sheer scale of Elden Ring compared to any other souls game, I'd say the DLC has to be massive

And perhaps Fromsoft is putting all they've got into making it as good as possible, hence not having time or resources for a fully animated cinematic trailer and the like. But yes, some teasers would have been good at the awards

[brazen herald]

Either Christmas or on a random Tuesday

[river vessel]

It's Fromsoft, we can never know

[gleaming delta]

me when myazaki finishes cooking.

[strong cloak]

Aren't we all?

I've gone through 4 cans of copium, 3 were in TGA alone.

[brazen herald]

Same, when the final reward was given out I was still sitting there thinking "OK, now show the final trailer! ... why is it over?"

Along with the thoughts of "Premier" means for games that haven't come out yet. Elden Ring DLC is therefore not a "World Premier"

[haughty saffron]

😐

You here

[gleaming delta]

me when i see a bird

sorry for da watermark]

[spare halo]

Can somebody help me get the Shard of Alexander

[sick tinsel]

@spare halo ||can you not kill Alexander?||

[spare halo]

Ok

[spare halo]

But why

[sick tinsel]

probably shouldn't have asked it like that
what do you need help with?

[spare halo]

Oh I need help getting the shard I don’t know where to start and I heard you have to go all the way to endgame just to get it because I need a build for my blasphemous blade

[sick tinsel]

||If you kill him before his last encounter, he drops a weaker version of the talisman, though it's only a 5% difference||

is this build exclusively for PVP?

[spare halo]

Yes

[tawdry bane]

Why have one….

[dusty yew]

racpist

[iron shale]

I’d rather rap then race cars

[uncut cove]

The funniest one so far is the Hapsburg one tho

[stone falcon]

i didnt know tom was chill like that

[brazen herald]

Oh nooo, better watch out for the comments who will tell you to get a life

[strong cloak]

Nah, I was gonna tell 'em to ki-

[slender mountain]

No

[pine dock]

1 game of darktide vs a few hours of elden ring 😳

[brazen herald]

♻️

[wild osprey]

💀

NO!

[slender mountain]

Oh, I didn't pay attention to the fact that this was already posted here.... Hmm, that was awkward.

[brazen herald]

yeah, unironically, it is funnier when one notices that yours is lower quality

[sick tinsel]

What's this measuring? Online data?

[frosty shale]

What u do in t his channel

[vital grove]

post memes and stuff (mainly because Elden ring memes)

[cobalt estuary]

John?

[vital grove]

John?

[hazy hawk]

Spotify nailing it once again

[gleaming delta]

me and the boys reacting to your "hilarious meme"

bruh

[slender mountain]

• He "doesn't know what is sex" boy
• She "Forgot what is sex" girl

[swift meteor]

This is indeed a rain-frog with a cool hat

[thorny marsh]

ambatulord

[uncut cove]

“aI aRt iS nOt rEaL aRt”
Oh yeah? Explain this:

Checkmate, atheists

[valid haven]

are you implying that the marshmallows are the higher power

[uncut cove]

not intentionally

but lol

[brazen herald]

fun

[uncut cove]

Yes

[neat widget]

Hi

Charriot glitching

[haughty saffron]

What the hell

[gleaming delta]

yunomiles classic\

[brazen herald]

Rogier looks at the corpse under Stormveil and dies

Tarnished stabs, punches, clubs, shoots, spells... etc etc... the corpse and nothing happens.
(Just built different)

[silk charm]

he didnt level vigor

[gentle heron]

bru a guy just asked me if i have the goody goodies

[brave warren]

what is the song name

[coral grove]

Lacrimosa

[static veldt]

Very chill mix.

[river vessel]

...some Knowledge is forbidden for a reason, my fellow! I need to go delete this from my memory...

[gentle heron]

gideon

a guy on this discord asked me for the goody goodies lel

[ember hound]

i love listening to the "The free German youth / IFA Wartburg"

i don't care if it's a east German propaganda

[ember hound]

Gideon you know where the tonic of forgetfulness is

[river vessel]

Err...I forgot? /j
No, just kidding! You'll recieve it from Lady Tanith once speaking to Zoryas in Volcano Manor.

[ember hound]

to forget serpentless rykard you must go to his home and talk to his wife and daughter

[gleaming delta]

daily unit post #1

[midnight crystal]

in the rot 💀💀

[river vessel]

Please send them back to where they came from. Preferably directly into Max0r's video.

[pine dock]

Yes

[prisma crystal]

Don't you love beating the mimic tear bare handed?

[bitter sail]

Best boss xD

[prisma crystal]

No better boss than yourself

[bitter sail]

😳

[river vessel]

Ahem. You know that you still work for me, right?

[bitter sail]

Ye

[river vessel]

Ahh, good! Now, if you could kindly do me a favor, young Tarnished. Find the Albinauric woman! She hides in a cave west of Layskar Ruins in Liurnia!

[gleaming delta]

Well if you're All Knowing then why can't you find her yourself, Giddy?

[river vessel]

I know where she is, I just need you to go get her for me! Look, the DLC is rumored to be out in two months, I have Miquella Lore to study! Can't be bothered to leave my books now of all times!

Also, please don't call me "Giddy" ever again. It is. Wildly discomforting. Just...call me Gideon, if you must drop the sir

[gleaming delta]

Okey doke, Artichoke.

[pulsar shore]

Welp that was entertaining

[gleaming delta]

||the parry ptsd||

[pulsar shore]

||Hello if you are reading this message…gottem||

[opal cargo]

Average strength and dex co-op run.

[queen jackal]

Only SmoughTown could release a 13h video and call it part one

[willow seal]

“Part 1” 💀💀💀

[merry geode]

theoretically the lowest damage negation values possible, it requires so many steps that you require a second person to set it up

[gleaming delta]

Crazy

How much damage do you take from a single punch

[gleaming delta]

All of it, I'm guessing.

[orchid cedar]

The compression of the air just prior to the punch would be enough to kill this man

[uncut cove]

He opens his wallet and gets killed by the fly coming out of it

[sick tinsel]

[steady linden]

I had quite the chuckle

[meager axle]

[manic pagoda]

multiverse of madness

[drowsy wagon]

Indeed it is

[brazen herald]

Stab yourself with a needle

dewitdewitdewityouknowyouwanttodewitdewitdewitdewitdewitdewityouknowyouwanttodewitdewitdewitdewitdewitdewityouknowyouwanttodewitdewitdewit

[empty cobalt]

lol

[balmy skiff]

We need a feedback elden ring channel ngl

[haughty saffron]

When I see the white mask guy

[haughty saffron]

Me waiting for the DLC to come out

[snow token]

Barbeque bacon burger

[reef pecan]

The bouncy car is so good

[lapis flame]

My grand kids will play the dlc

[brazen herald]

These guys are the reason why I think magic is just "OK"
I thank them for letting me test on them

[brazen herald]

February 25th

[haughty saffron]

Damn

[pulsar shore]

The tarnished finally got his accord

[sand atlas]

Merry Christmas!

[haughty saffron]

When I see someone driving this car

[haughty saffron]

🤣 me as a kid

[haughty saffron]

When my brother said Santa Claus not real

[torpid rock]

Santa is indeed real. Merry Christmas!

[velvet vault]

melee supremacy

[west mango]

we gon get gta6 before elden ring dlc💀 💀

[brazen herald]

February 25th is before 2025 💀

[velvet vault]

we dont even know the date though

[crisp jacinth]

bro is so lost in delusions they made their own release date

[earnest star]

it’s coming out on february 29th

[bitter sail]

is this legit??

[safe tapir]

Real?

[rapid hearth]

NO WAY

[radiant adder]

I beat rennala after 5 hours 💔 also I wanna level my intelligence but idk if it’s worth it

[elfin niche]

just found an op shield

[bitter sail]

conrgrats brother!

[gleaming delta]

5 hours?

[plucky stag]

Oh this is the meme channel

[radiant adder]

Yea my vigor and strength were insanely low

[river vessel]

Impossible! I would have known about it!

[cloud oxide]

look at the 773

[royal ginkgo]

Newtons 4th law

[weak rain]

It's patches for those who are wondering! 🙂 what a traitor when you see him in tomb of giants!

[haughty saffron]

tarnish

[tardy hill]

Frenzied Flame it is, then

[bitter sail]

That’s kinda just... disturbing

[alpine wolf]

This just in: a build is easy when you optimize it. Shocking news, I know

[summer halo]

i have footfetish men
dont play with me xD

[haughty saffron]

Ok🤣

[summer halo]

but. send more foot. if you can.
pls😂

[vital grove]

Down horrendously

[subtle cypress]

what a terrible day to have eyes

[haughty saffron]

👍

@summer halo sure

@subtle cypress Here you go

[subtle cypress]

WHY

[haughty saffron]

Whoops wrong person

[summer halo]

i love you man. more foot. not elden ring. anime is ok too

[midnight crystal]

STOP

[safe tapir]

not what I expected to see when I opened this server today

[reef pecan]

It’s only been 3 days since Jesus’s birthday and y’all acting up already

[crisp jacinth]

miyazaki give them the dlc before they go completely insane

[gleaming delta]

Sins don't count until the New Year.

[orchid cedar]

Thirstposting in meme channel. Y'all need that destined death.

[gleaming delta]

The Fromsoft Fans can have a little bit of toes. As a treat.

[reef pecan]

Death blight required

[orchid cedar]

Try seeking god

[river vessel]

Didn't work she locked the door to the Glowstick Tree

But...there are some things I should not have ever seen, and thrice-blasted, seven-times-Frenzied post is certainly one of them.

[river vessel]

OP better get rid of it before I spellspam them directly back to Dark Souls 2

[orchid cedar]

Me when fighting flubber in the bag of holding

[river vessel]

With permanent 0 adaptability of course

[mild vortex]

@next adder That link is not allowed.

[bitter sail]

[mild storm]

Ngl I feel like that's something they would do canonically

[tidal loom]

how the hell did this happen

[summer halo]

give me more xD

[void trench]

hey guys, look who delivered my food a couple weeks back

[summer halo]

xD

[crisp jacinth]

when being the elden lord doesn't pay enough

[alpine wolf]

No shot.

[alpine wolf]

Furries resist bullet damage by like 75% percent 🙏

strike damage however,

[tardy hill]

Furries resist bullet damage by like 75% percent
I would like to test this theory

[crisp jacinth]

Haha shampoo

[neat hill]

Haha shampoo

[willow crescent]

found alexander at le louvre ! He's doing fine ig

could not have taken a worse picture

[orchid cedar]

Tell me you're on a family trip to Paris and bored as hell

[willow crescent]

gaddamn I sure am

as a french it's really just a big city to me

[void trench]

first Elden lord*

[meager pendant]

whats a good idea for a challenge run

[brazen herald]

Analbeads

[meager pendant]

but really what is one

[gleaming delta]

Find a weird weapon or casting school you never normally use, strictly AoW or Consumables, stuff like that.

I'm getting an idea for a Beat Elden Ring as Dark Souls run where I only use weapons, talismans, and spells that have direct counterparts in Dark Souls. No AoW, mounted combat, summoning, etc. on top of it.

[meager pendant]

thats a good idea

[honest linden]

No jumping

[obtuse belfry]

Elden wants to marry me

[void trench]

yes lol. I was shocked myself

[meager axle]

Goddamnit

[crude quest]

Not again

[gleaming delta]

mental hospital build

[gleaming delta]

Ye

[orchid cedar]

London Simulator: Daggers only. No sorceries, frenzied ending. Must backstab all NPCs you meet.

[pure fox]

Gotta be fake right

[alpine wolf]

Isnt that like

a torture device kinda thing

[fallen drum]

those are prisoner shackles

[alpine wolf]

oh

im slow :D

[orchid cedar]

Yeeeeesssssss...

torture

[alpine wolf]

[fallen drum]

because people are into that, for some reason

[lucid reef]

[floral trench]

Average Yharnam citizen:

[grizzled dove]

me bowing to a dragon right before it gobbles me up‼️

[gleaming delta]

"Enjoy your meal, Mr. Dragon."

[gleaming delta]

Nah they did him dirty

[brazen herald]

i just realised Miquella is confused because Godfrey isn't actually the first Elden Lord (Placidusax)

[gleaming delta]

Can anyone give me some tips on morgott I’m having troubles

[orchid cedar]

This MF playing on a got dam DS

[gleaming delta]

I couldn’t afford a ps4 so I had to make do

[grizzled dove]

elden ring on the DS is like something a streamer would do 💀 but still nice

[gleaming delta]

I do stuff like this for fun lol

It has too much delay to be worth playing sadly

[grizzled dove]

pls seek professinal help (also yeah i assume it would be slow lol)

[gleaming delta]

But a fun lil experiment. I can run any game from my pc to my 3ds. But most aren’t even close to ideal due to the lack of a second analog

[gleaming delta]

Not the actual playing part just the modding part lol

[grizzled dove]

bro where did you get that 3DS 💀 nasa???

[gleaming delta]

It’s my own I had since I was a kid. i modded it so I could install a Remote Desktop software and stream my pc to it. It’s not running on 3ds hardware that’s impossible lol

It was just a side thing main focus was modding majoras mask due to nintendos port being very bad

[grizzled dove]

massive W

[pure fox]

I’m on pc

[meager pendant]

decided to do shields as a challenge run

[midnight crystal]

just fought the mimic tear 💀💀

[woeful heath]

Always good to put on your best armour and weapons to enter the fight. Then when it copy's you strip to nothing and fight it

[midnight crystal]

Will try that

[woeful heath]

Great practice if you wanna get good dodging certain weapons

[void siren]

Wait what?

[lunar mason]

I'm bored.

[sage ridge]

lol

[oblique egret]

Just that 1 seed and that 1 smith stone 7? Just awakened a newfound anger I never knew was possible

[quick topaz]

Godfrey gotta be my favorite co-op boss

[wet pivot]

Hell yeah

[gritty venture]

Why is mohg a mohglester to Miquella

[humble flame]

GRRM probably

[void trench]

W pfp. Stay motivated

[viral moon]

(Godfrey breaks down door)

“Son what the fu-“

[iron shale]

Shinji won’t get into his Armoured core

[sick tinsel]

fnaf movie quote

[tidal loom]

how the hell is that running at more than 10fps 😭

[gleaming delta]

Skill

[willow jacinth]

just thougght yall should know

i killed alexander and i enjoyed every momment of it

[glad hare]

You're a monster

[willow jacinth]

smacked him out of the hole then kill him with pride and joy

[glad hare]

You deserve to be locked in sewers worh mohglester

[tardy hill]

There's a chance he'd enjoy it

[rocky wing]

anita max wyn

[twin copper]

They kept staggering each other 🤣

[gleaming delta]

and god

[brazen herald]

Marrying Marika is just trying to justify necrophilia

[tardy hill]

Marrying Marika only makes sense if you pick Goldmask's rune to keep her hormones in check
One woman moment was enough already

[vestal fable]

he wants you fr

[wary parcel]

Fr

[vestal fable]

bro was strapped 💀💀

[cloud panther]

I unknowingly married ranni but she has 4 arms so I ain't complaining

[neat hill]

ah yes, yet another repost

[upbeat wyvern]

Fire

[arctic folio]

imagine this was the boss

[upbeat wyvern]

That'd be awesome possum

[gleaming delta]

Radahn just starts drifting

[next flicker]

just finished a mage playthrough. hated it. time to turn my brain off

[tardy hill]

Since when you need brain to play mage?

[wise quartz]

first half of the game

[steady linden]

can be a guy

[steady linden]

nah, even the first half doesn't need it lmao

I love being a wizard

[crisp jacinth]

varre i swear to god if you speak one more word im going to skin you alive

[river vessel]

I happen to know a rather helpful lad, when it comes to skinning people. Head to Windmill Village in Northwest Altus, just before the gates to Leyndell's outter walls. You shall find the Godskin Apostle there, perched atop the highest cliff. I'm sure he'll be happy to assist you!

[tardy hill]

Thanks censor, go to hell.
Also:

[raw tusk]

varre as a sexy voice i think

[fringe tree]

real

[lapis parrot]

LMAOO

[fringe tree]

ong

[frozen heron]

noice

[lapis flame]

[rain ingot]

bro who took down my memes

[vital glade]

my girlfriend is a streamer

[jade tiger]

Skipping the rennala cutscene in a nutshell

[idle sage]

4 more lines and it would be perfect

[covert cargo]

plin plin plon

[warm pawn]

Forefathers one and all,

[bleak owl]

No clue sadly

[lavish rose]

[burnt hawk]

me and the gang after killing the elden beast

[fallen drum]

what the f*ck

[vital ferry]

the godskin duo😭😭

[river vessel]

Dude I'm sorry you're actually sick. Please leave us alone holy f-

<@&894891802488885248> I'm sorry for pinging but this guy is posting some really nasty sh-t

You're not funny. Stop being like Mohg.

[strong cloak]

Cat bomb.

[midnight crystal]

All that has nothing to do with elden ring bro

[midnight crystal]

Ayo

[crisp jacinth]

chat needed some cleansing after all the sht that booger dude posted

[midnight crystal]

Yeah definitely

[zenith osprey]

mods r nonexistent

[brazen herald]

@hollow glacier

[hollow glacier]

Ty

[brazen herald]

@zenith osprey @river vessel
Direct @ mods that are online, as the moderator role is deactivated

[river vessel]

I didn't know, thanks for the Knowledge, my fellow.

[brazen herald]

Np

[orchid cedar]

Sulyvans Beasts be like

[winter stone]

I mean, look at vordt, or some of the basement beasts

[brazen herald]

Sounds to me like the guy skipped most of the content and didn't explore

[queen jackal]

Well tbh

The questline part is so true

[tardy hill]

Good bloody luck doing whole Ranni's quest without guide

[river vessel]

I mean...they tell you exactly where to go and what to do for the most part? It's a secret ending yeah, but once you happen to find Caria Manor you'll innevitably talk to Ranni and get started. Blaidd tells you to go down to Siofra, points you to Seluvis who in turns points you to Sellen. She tells you exactly what you need to do (kill Radahn) and naturally you might go back to Blaidd with this information because he prompts you to come back once you know something. Then Blaidd tells you where Radahn is assuming you don't already know from me Gideon, and you go to the festival, kill him, find the BIG RED MARK on your map and explore Nokron.

So on and so forth with every step being explained to you so long as you listen to the dialogue and (naturally) explore the new areas unlocked by the questline.

[neat hill]

ok gideon

[subtle cypress]

is there a 3rd, more sinister option

[cerulean jasper]

The games Elden ring not Elden fun

[sweet bramble]

Yo guys i’m about to play Elden ring co-op using the same tv

Split screen pvp gon be hella hype

[trim yacht]

bruh

[bitter sail]

What’s her twitch ?

[vital glade]

asathenyanpire

[bitter sail]

kk I’ll give it a look tmr ty ❤️

[vital glade]

pog

[velvet vault]

Its very 50 50 cause exploring and actually listening to the npcs talking doing questlines is fairly straightforward

[queen jackal]

Some yeah but stuff like diallos' or Nepheli's feel so easy to miss (In three playthroughs not once did I find Diallos in the map, he's just that easy to miss)

Or Rogier's

Like the quests themselves aren't that different from other games but the nature of the open world makes them easy to miss

[velvet vault]

Some npcs appear in the roundtable regardless and the npcs are telling you exactly what you need. Latenna wants to go to the mountains, finding ranni in liurnia has you informed of the underground and nokstella, and so on

[dusty yew]

Idk I thought the quests were easier to miss in ds3, in my first playthrough I missed literally every single quest

[gleaming delta]

Can anyone give me 10$ for ps+ I need help with Elden ring
Pwease I’ll be a good kitten

[vivid oar]

[hazy hawk]

I didnt even know there were any quests before finishing BB, DS3, and sekiro, and started my second ds3 playthrough

[spice jay]

Wtf 😆

[gleaming delta]

I’m broke

And I suck at Elden ring and need help

[royal sinew]

Watch YouTube videos

[uncut cove]

How??

[royal sinew]

2 consoles and you can do splitscreen on smart tvs since ages ago and smart tvs also have 2 hdmi cables

[uncut cove]

k

[uncut cove]

if vaping was a person

[stoic tendon]

real

[royal sinew]

🤬

[uncut cove]

(potassium)

[stoic tendon]

hilarious

[uncut cove]

ReAl (rhenium-aluminum)

[stoic tendon]

Forrealium

[uncut cove]

so true

[tranquil scarab]

Anyone got seemless coop mod and want to just chat and Fck around?

[earnest coyote]

Nah bcs if you think abt it fortnite was at its peak when elden ring came out + when it was announced

[alpine wolf]

Elden Ring killed fortnite

They need bandai to let them put Malenia in the game to recover

[calm valve]

just follwed her

[vital glade]

pog

[rotund lantern]

Just curious, how does one get the Tarnished role?

[calm valve]

tell her to please not steam warframe

[steel verge]

mfw the npc told me to find an ultra hidden key item located in an ultra hidden place thats only accesible after fighting an ultra hidden boss

[twin copper]

Teaching some hosts a lesson

Inadvertently backstabbing an invader always feels so sweet

[vital glade]

i dont think she was?

[pine dock]

dude is med rolling with fingerprint and lionel's WHAT RL is this

[twin copper]

Probably the 100 endurance ilk or a hacker idk

[lyric canyon]

what do with head

[void siren]

eat it

[lyric canyon]

yum 😋

[severe wind]

ofc i died

[main cipher]

Could’ve been worse

[midnight finch]

Hello

[gleaming delta]

I have a broken build and I still suck

I can’t beat rennala or Radahn💀 and im under leveled and can’t do varres quest cause I no have ps+ and can’t beat guy at writheblood ruine

[royal sinew]

Do all the caves and catacombs

[severe wind]

dont be sorry, be better

[bitter stag]

how bro felt after saying that

[severe wind]

was there ment to be an attachment to that?

[bitter stag]

yeah but gifs are not allowed🤓

[severe wind]

use a emoji or a video

[bitter stag]

nah it was a good kratos gif that would go good but nah we cant send those

[median coral]

Dawg

[finite oak]

real real

[cyan jacinth]

What newgame+?

[main spear]

0

[cyan jacinth]

Okay

Ohh I thought that was bloodhound knight
Dying like that to him is normal

[tardy hill]

Well, at least you got nice view

[reef pecan]

You are so right

[main spear]

she bad

[tardy hill]

But her daughter good
Seriously, that's that one fight where prize is actually worth all the pain

[stark pumice]

i

[midnight crystal]

may chaos...

[main cipher]

take the world

[topaz cloak]

Yippe

[cloud quarry]

was hoping you'd use elden stars that is a lag machine

[ember hound]

boggard getting dung eater action fanart pls

[main tendon]

come down here you little sh!!!!T

[gleaming delta]

I’ve learned a very valuable lesson from this (Don’t mind the 15 seconds of idle standing)

[gleaming delta]

@grand gazelle I think she took my taunting to heart

[gleaming delta]

Bro is John Elden Ring

I activated my plot armor with that last block

[uncut cove]

ok but anri tho

[queen jackal]

Facts

[frosty bloom]

Let me solo her spotted😱

[gleaming delta]

Your on xbox not possible just a fan of him

[distant solar]

Not mine

[solid quartz]

That would be far more terrifying

[ember hound]

now hear me out "what if it was the one from the mountaintops"

[tardy hill]

Godrick grafting himself Elden Ring equivalent of Thanix cannon is the greatest 'what could have been' in the entire game.

[vivid relic]

Can someone do rune drops for me please?

[bitter anchor]

no wonder why people hated grafting.

[empty cobalt]

true

[pulsar shore]

Wizards got me like

[main cipher]

It’s all fun and games till I counter cast “Ulnar Nerve Contraction”

[bitter anchor]

hello there

[pulsar shore]

Um

[alpine wolf]

What if they did tho

[fading frigate]

amazing

[brazen herald]

Nice "Road to the Erdtree" reference

[upper matrix]

Or just plugged in a controller

[meager axle]

Day 4
Ornstein and Smough

[upper matrix]

no

[main cipher]

What do you mean no

[twin copper]

The question is what this guy means with this screenshot

#stopXboxHate #stopXboxDiscrimination
#stopXboxOstracism

[crisp jacinth]

shader issues?? also hey thats me

[late harbor]

no... i did this on purpose

[crisp jacinth]

what did you do

[gleaming delta]

yes

[late harbor]

I needed to do a challenge run no one had thought of yet... acsii ring came to mind

[dusty yew]

Bro is playing with lidar

[upper matrix]

I dislike his statement

So I have responded with "no".

[orchid cedar]

Night vision mode

Y'all thought rannis ending had no drawbacks. Now you gotta play only in shades of green

[gleaming delta]

I'm showing that the dude was on Xbox? I'm also on xbox?

[vital grove]

It’s a fact not a opinion you can’t really just say no

I’ve heard multiple times Let me solo her only plays on pc and there’s no console and pc match making (unless smth crazy happened recently)

[upper matrix]

Nahh no thanks

[vital grove]

Ah your memeing

[whole kite]

idk what i did here but it worked

[gleaming delta]

[rugged yarrow]

[gleaming delta]

[rugged yarrow]

[stray crow]

[gleaming delta]

[twin copper]

Try but 🕳️

[keen coral]

[robust viper]

[craggy tide]

[gleaming delta]

[pulsar shore]

[weary trellis]

i wish I had a Dualshock 3 so I could play Dark Souls 2 in Elden Ring

[main cipher]

hes too easy solo tbh

half the fun is getting hit by an attack aimed at one of the summons

[earnest star]

literally disappear.

[dusty yew]

I love pyramid schemes!

[ember niche]

Sorry, my mom says no shenanigans allowed 😢, officially uninvited to my birthday party 😡

[gleaming delta]

[main cipher]

Do frost instead 🗿

[river vessel]

My good fellow, I thank you! Finally someone says it!

[eager hill]

[fair birch]

Bloodflame is kinda cool tho

[river vessel]

Alright fair enough.

[alpine wolf]

RoB is mid

As in bad

not as good as thought to be

[topaz cloak]

Second playthrough done:3

[deft halo]

is anyone here going to the game's concert in Paris this Saturday?

[halcyon hazel]

Guys look what Zorayas did

She got those snazzy eyes that some enemies get

[coral grove]

Literally me

[eager hill]

im playing on 1.06 its one of the strongest weapons

i refuse to update my game

[main cipher]

For me, it’s the opposite. Malenia looks in fear as I returned from a year hiatus, her moveset still burned into my memory

[sick tinsel]

elden ring lagged out so hard that my game couldn't load the second half of the rykard fight

the skulls loaded however

[uncut cove]

the skulls always load

[sick tinsel]

the skulls always load

🎸

[spring path]

who is this guy XD

oh its voiceoverpete

[violet oracle]

Summoned this guy and they beat Malenia for me only suffering one hit, what a legend 😆

[maiden hedge]

I absolutely love this meme

[violet oracle]

Lmao

[brazen herald]

Heh

[midnight crystal]

[vital grove]

No

[weary trellis]

actually not that bad
(for someone who has played spore)

[proud yoke]

😂

[autumn shore]

does someone wanna play coliseum 2v2

[alpine wolf]

Do it yourself is INSANE

[vital grove]

Good point

[lament flax]

thx for this a true legend

[maiden hedge]

I aim to please

[gleaming delta]

bro dipped

[vital grove]

He’s mentioned to fly away but wtf

[zealous tide]

"Alright gonna go to placidusax's arena so I can use Miquella's needl--JESUS!"

[shut jay]

This lady

[ripe trellis]

First time i see her

[civic shale]

E

[sonic lantern]

I am Fat Malenia
Blade of MiqDonald's

And I have never seen

my feet

[gleaming delta]

Repost 182737382

[sonic lantern]

Great what do I win

[gleaming delta]

Nothing

[brazen herald]

this:

♻️

[main cipher]

Smh it’s Malardia

[bitter anchor]

Shadow of the Erdtree when

[covert cargo]

Yesterday

[civic orbit]

[idle dagger]

elden

[fringe pecan]

My friend actually summoned them, they lost but it was funny.

[sick tinsel]

"The most fearsome Empyrean" reduced to [REDACTED]

[weary trellis]

wrong channel but amazing

[gleaming kestrel]

bruh

[prisma tundra]

really? no way

[daring jolt]

Seen this in Elden FB Group.. Not sure why so many people are agreeing to help because don’t they know that fighting EB is harder on co-op?

[silent harbor]

Bro ng+7 you’re near garunteed to die if he grabs you

[silent harbor]

Strength builds are easy mode

[silent harbor]

Especially when doing a run where you don’t upgrade vigor. It makes for some funny moments

[silent harbor]

Read this in a southern accent

[main cipher]

Why is bro running internet explorer

[rose plover]

noob

[autumn bluff]

I hope you never see the light of day ever again

[rose bluff]

can anybody drop dung eater armour and what i think is a blackflame sword( im desperate for it) and im on ps5

[fallen drum]

this aint the place blud ngl

[main cipher]

I must translate:
Ludwig, Maria, Gehrman, OoK
Gascoigne, Logarius, Amy G, shadows, ebrietas, laurence
Amelia, Paarl, mergo, cleric, moon presence, BSB
Micolash, living failures
Celestials, hemwick, ???, Rom

[rose bluff]

Why?

What is that?

[eager cypress]

it was for a bet...

[tacit hinge]

Bloodborne 2 is looking great guys

[cedar marsh]

so double jump close to ground from a good height still kills w/ torrent?

[cinder peak]

Yeah

[cedar marsh]

that blows. saves me from some heartache knowin that tho

[velvet vault]

torrent is worthless besides just travelling faster

[mellow falcon]

I feel you bro

[river vessel]

Well I bet you'll get spellspammed into the next NG cycle if you activate people's PTSD like that again... ||/j||

[main cipher]

Fall damage is calculated by time spent in the air, which is pretty dumb, but oh well

[cedar marsh]

lol so double jumping is worse?

[main cipher]

Ironically yes

[cerulean mortar]

The budget tower knight is the one reborn

[main cipher]

OOoh, because the people one the walls?

[patent belfry]

My runes

They have all dissolved into dust

[cerulean mortar]

Yes and hitting his legs makes him fall over and his head is also a weak point like tower knight

[daring jolt]

lmfao

[dim peak]

Average 20k rune loss be like

[cinder peak]

No it isn’t in some places it is set like I fall from higher distance and survive or I fall lower and I did it is intuition some times

[spring path]

130k in ng+

[cinder peak]

True but it sometimes feels like rng but u can always use rainbow stones

[inland mountain]

Fake i jumped from a mouslem n died

[mighty jewel]

think that's too high man

you mean with horse or without?

[inland mountain]

Horse , it was on the ground

[velvet vault]

this upside down is ds2 fall damage

[mighty jewel]

haha true

[strong cloak]

1 million.

[crisp jacinth]

average rivers of blood user

[main cipher]

That’s not how it works my guy

[main cipher]

I’ve lost four million before :/

[blazing spire]

🔥

[vital grove]

If you loose 1 million you didn’t care about the souls that much anyways

Ye if you wanna lvl up and it cost a million you have probably beaten the game and can easily farm if wanted to

[tulip dragon]

In dark souls the soul bug made it for you to dont care about it

[vital grove]

true

[gleaming delta]

the good ending

[alpine wolf]

Nice selfie

[mighty jewel]

kind of wholesome

[safe tapir]

Blåhaj mentioned!

[surreal falcon]

mhm

[dim peak]

Me after the 40th duo fight

[cerulean mortar]

What DS2: Scholar of the First Sin does to a mf

[gleaming delta]

Nice

Godskin power rangers - assemble.

[gleaming delta]

Dude, drop mimic tear and cheese them. First try gang.

[gleaming delta]

Degenerate - Golden order disapproves.

I only had problems with a fat guy in snake church.

[gleaming delta]

Underrated. Redeem his rune to usher the age of consent.

Jokes aside - elden ring only has 2 truly evil npcs - mogh and puppet man.

First one is evil and competent, second one - evil and incompetent.

[main cipher]

Anastasia, tarnished eater?

[dim peak]

Me genuinely tweaking after dying for the 400th time against (insert boss)

[opal cargo]

[tardy hill]

What about Dastardly Doodoo Devourer?

[queen jackal]

and then they go on to make Luwdig phase 2 levels of OST quality for that

[mighty jewel]

actually sounds very similar also

[coral grove]

I’m curious how you see this as degenerate? It’s just a pair of socks

[tardy hill]

I have a third one

[main cipher]

True!

[opaque nova]

oh hell nah

[gleaming delta]

I am the incarnation of ever-brilliant Goldmask. I am based and redpilled to the core.
It gives me an authority to simply point fingers and proclaim - (in this case) - DEGENERATE who sullies the perfect world by their degenerate existence.

[coral grove]

Ah, I see

[alpine wolf]

Yapperoni and cheese, my favorite meal

[gleaming delta]

Demi-humans must be xterminated

[alpine wolf]

I hope you find your weird "the west has fallen, billions must tarnish" larping fun at least

[desert hearth]

sadness

[twin valley]

After I die to a boss in my friends world (I am level 315 I outclass this boss in every stat)

[gleaming delta]

shabriri was diabolical

[upbeat wyvern]

Luset mages

[gleaming delta]

Shabriri is an actual IRL character

[gleaming delta]

Lands Between has limited resources. Golden order can not support everyone. Albiunarics and demi-humans must go. Bugs too. Dragons can stay as work-horses.

[vital grove]

That’s not a defense at all

now idk enough about shabriri to actually pitch in but it being based one irl is no defense

[wary talon]

Faith/Arcane builds are just better dex bleed builds, change my mind

[vivid relic]

Does anyone wanna do a rune drop for me please?

[mighty jewel]

This is the meme channel, maybe ask in the co-op channel? Also why not just farm..

[vivid relic]

Bc farming takes too long for me and I did nobody does which I’m not surprised about

[mighty jewel]

No it doesn't imo, just find a good spot you can get 10k every run in a minute and then just rinse and repeat. The game is not 3 second Tiktok clip you know.

[vivid relic]

Your right it’s not but I do t really feel like sitting there killing the same thing over and over and over again for like 20-30 minutes just to get like one level or two

[mighty jewel]

How much do you need atm to lvl up?

[vivid relic]

Like 600-700k

Maybe more

[mighty jewel]

oh, what's your NG+?

[vivid relic]

You understand my reasoning now?

None I wanna do most of what I can do in the first gameplay

[mighty jewel]

lmao

[vivid relic]

I’ve had the game for nearly a month and I’ve got a good amount done but it’s not even close to enough

[mighty jewel]

you can't really do everything on first play that fast.... if you go NG+ you get much more runes from any kills

[vivid relic]

I know it’s usually like that in every game like I said I wanna just do as much as I can

That way I have all of my graces to fast travel to for when I need to get somewhere