elden-fun

[steel charm]

Yay I plat the game

[bronze smelt]

yoooooo

The way I executed my first run (Lack of fighting Malenia successfully notwithstanding) I'll be able to do whatever I want in the next two and still get the Plat

[upper matrix]

🦐🦐🦐

[dark glacier]

Fr

[astral vault]

Where is this prison?

[steel charm]

Prison? That's an evergaol

[astral vault]

It's because of the translation

[steel charm]

If you are referring to get that ash
It's up at the moon plateau or whatever it's called just south west of the rannala castle

[astral vault]

Thanks

[steel charm]

Np

[steel charm]

Moonlight altar

[steel charm]

It's there on the map

[normal knoll]

rip wife

[humble parrot]

[bronze gorge]

I Bring about the destruction of the Erdtree!

[humble parrot]

good, make sure the next order has blackjack and h kers

[young adder]

When i first saw this i was waiting for this dialogue to appear. Too bad its not there

[tardy hill]

Unironically the jar is something Ranni actually deserves
You can't change my mind

[karmic orchid]

topic!

[safe tapir]

preach 🙏

[somber bear]

Bruh

[humble parrot]

priorities

[floral furnace]

Lmaaao wth 🤣

[gleaming delta]

Too bad he doesn't know about these guns 💪😎

[normal knoll]

pog

[finite orbit]

classic

[gray spear]

😭

[humble parrot]

but that's just a theory. A game theory

[strong cloak]

The punchline is child abuse.

You're literally named Puck and you have a pfp of that elf f#€cker, what do you not understand?

[gritty venture]

I think Ranni would be a double guitar player

[gray spear]

loving the pfp

[gritty venture]

Thank you

[gritty venture]

One of these

Elden boss list

[humble parrot]

rick soldier of god where??

[subtle cypress]

he ascended the list

[uncut cove]

He is his own tier (above S)

[twilit minnow]

You ranked the FLOWER

[valid haven]

based list

[gleaming delta]

Completely agree with this just if Godfrey was higher but besides that basically perfect

[uncut cove]

What

[gleaming delta]

?

[steel charm]

Lol

[viral moon]

Context?

[daring jolt]

Reading “that elf f**cker” made me have a genuine belly laugh, thank you lmao

[strong cloak]

Aye, you're welcome! Glad to hear I made someone laugh.

[steel charm]

This is what identify as

[vivid hawk]

Stay strong boys

[hollow wave]

Hello

[subtle cypress]

what did she mean by this?

[uncut cove]

Froge helm

[primal girder]

Am I seeing things?

[gleaming delta]

I don't get what's wrong

[lone cypress]

I don't get it

[gleaming delta]

Looks like you found a map

[trim thunder]

Seek professional help

[lone cypress]

tf is mimic doing in s tier?

[humble parrot]

second that, mimic should be in me fr tier

[primal girder]

It’s the NNN bro, look at the map xD.

[vital grove]

i was looking for a d but couldn’t find nothing

[primal girder]

So, I guess it’s my problem then :v.

[shut ferry]

Y'all need to get your head out of the subterranean shunning grounds

[mental dome]

Y'all need jesus

[cyan jacinth]

Well isn't it fun to fight yourself and check you build

[tardy hill]

Adeptus Mechanicus wants to know your location

[cyan jacinth]

I think that's super duper ultra pro max deluxe edition German shepherd

[humble parrot]

i love that to bits

[steel charm]

This image is from reincarnated as a v ending machine and she was referring to a monster they fought

[cyan jacinth]

Yeah it's not sus or anything.

[steel charm]

It's a meme
I thought it fit Elden fun fur sure
Lol those damn slugs and bugs we fight

[meager axle]

She is unamused

[fervent ether]

shibriri be like:

[strong cloak]

I'm "mfs".

[fleet hinge]

[gleaming delta]

He just like me fr

[meager axle]

My banished sister
Your legs are missing

[meager axle]

hehe, birds are dumb

[gleaming delta]

okay

listen, what if we have an elden ring mod, and its cats?

[uncut cove]

Sky landers

[meager axle]

Bro you just gave me a nostalgic episode

[dusk vigil]

I learn to prepare from memes

Clearly thwre gonna be a lot of long range attacks

[next abyss]

an unreasonable amount

[drifting quartz]

I wanna try that build ngl

[bronze gorge]

Then get ready to spend 2-5 hours in Mount gelmir farming magma blade

By the two serpent enemies who drop it which is 2%

[pulsar kindle]

just max your arcane and respec after at rennala

arcane boosts item discovery
also use silver pickled foul foot

it makes the drop rate double from just the arcane

[bronze gorge]

no need for that, just get the talisman, the funny helmet and the consumable and you got a good amount of discovery

[pulsar kindle]

still if you want to go even faster

[bronze gorge]

Maybe the reason it took so long for me is because I have strength build then again it can all be just unluck

So just pray to the rng gods and discovery

[viscid drift]

What people hear when madness procs on them:

[sick tinsel]

I don't know who you are but I miss you buddy

[bitter sail]

🫡

[uncut cove]

What did they delete?

[bronze gorge]

Fia: "You seem tired, Do you want a hug tarnished?"

[humble parrot]

I'd never simp

[humble parrot]

[uncut cove]

[last current]

Y'know this one's on me
personally could've played better

[elder hill]

[scenic magnet]

[quartz geyser]

Its easy man
Just roll or somthing

[jolly dragon]

I need help on eldering ring please

[deep sleet]

Try youngening the ring

[twin valley]

Now that, that’s true fear

[sick tinsel]

"Try jumping,
treasure!"

[meager axle]

Banished knight gang

[ornate karma]

this feels bad, its so rough for invaders, the game pretty much guarantees that hosts always get to 3v1 invaders

[bronze gorge]

I hate that so much dude, and along this system we also have the "hunter" feature to assist invaded players

This game loves D riding hosts too much its dumb

[gleaming delta]

Arcane isnt broken guys

[ornate karma]

arcane can't be broken because it doesn't exist

eochaid's dancing is probably top 5 single use strong skills

[gleaming delta]

Wdym the sword scales off of arcane

[ornate karma]

right, the stat, my brain i was thinking of like, spells or incants being arcane typed damage like in bloodborne

[gleaming delta]

💀

[ornate karma]

arcane's been a good dump it all stat for certain things yea, itsunfortunate that half of those things dont also cause bleeding but, i guess it'd be too powerful if it did

[gleaming delta]

Ds2 is fair and balanced with no janky hit boxes what so ever

🤬🤬🤬

[ornate karma]

said no one ever

[gleaming delta]

I know that the Lord souls gave everyone op powers and what not but what does the dark soul even do I must be dumb I don't know what it does

[safe tapir]

Dark Souls 2 is a perfect game

[finite kernel]

why would a soulslike need to be fair and balanced? its a soulslike not a portion of dinner at your grandmas

[opal cargo]

Correct

[pine garnet]

"why would a soulsike be fair and balanced" mfs when I swap their hitbox with the Erdtree Avatar's hitbox

[humble parrot]

me

[meager axle]

To change tactics is admitting defeat
Never change

[somber bear]

Sometimes it’s better to keep one tactic and perfect it rather than changing

[midnight crystal]

Tactics? What is a tactics

[gleaming delta]

True

[deep sleet]

The fact that it does magic damage makes it all the worse

[next abyss]

this happens all the time in ds2 I literally have a clip where I was running nearly the same build you are

[next abyss]

what's this build? I've been looking for an excuse to use that sword forever

[ornate karma]

someones never played ac6

[meager axle]

I'm more of a medieval weapons and gun kind of guy

[gleaming delta]

At that time I had around 70 strength 25 dex and 55 arcane

Along with 33 faith so I can use golden vow and howl of shabriri

Talismans are green turtle, ritual sword, rotten sword insignia, and Godfrey icon

You can swap the icon with Millicent's prosthesis if you want

Thorny cracked tear and the stonebarb tear in flask

@next abyss

[next abyss]

❤️

[gleaming delta]

You only need to put 14 dex I have 24 so I can use the elden beast sword

[trim thunder]

thats godricks boss door tho

[zenith axle]

Uses a build optimised for greatsword's AoW with large portion of STR and faith buffs
The AoW suddenly does tons of dmg
Arcane is truly a broken stat here

[gleaming delta]

Fr

[zenith axle]

Btw arcane only adds magic damage on that sword and renala has 80% dmg resistance to magic

[gleaming delta]

👍

[gleaming delta]

Big hat Logan with Joe Rogan

[quartz geyser]

Its perfect

[pulsar shore]

Yep

[subtle cypress]

oh that game

[silver forge]

That's just in character for him

[ember hound]

I am forever traumatized because horse.

That

[strong cloak]

He saw the horse video.

[meager axle]

Poor bastard

[ember hound]

Riding torrent is cursed now

Let the frenzied flame burn the spectral steed whistle

[meager axle]

Torrent's only purpose is going in a straight line faster
Otherwise he's just the worst

[uncut cove]

Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan

[steady linden]

the what?

please show me the horse video.
it couldn't possibly be as bad as you're saying

[strong cloak]

I have not seen it myself.

[nocturne cedar]

come on guys that game only has like 1 scene with intrafamilial relations, its 10 seconds, it shows nothing particularly NSFW, stop crying. also im from alabama

[strong cloak]

They got us in the first 9/10ths, not gonna lie.

[twin valley]

You’re right that thing is buns

[gleaming delta]

Hopefully I don't get rekt by radabeast

[bitter sail]

i wish you luck brother

[spring zealot]

good god that was a close one

[sleek lynx]

Jesus

[spring zealot]

no heals either

thank you for that fantastic fight, malenia. o7

[river vessel]

And some other times it's better to use Comet Azur

Except Malenia. I respect her too much for that. But if Mohg wants to slowly edgewalk across the arena, he's going to get blasted!

[wispy forge]

bloodborne ?

[viscid drift]

That was posted last month

[queen talon]

malenia is a top tier fight ong

[gleaming delta]

This is my strength build I did a good bit ago

[somber bear]

Flower ahead. In short, use necessary item

[viscid drift]

Fortunately your Elden Beast didn’t decide to be the version that just swims around and spams spells

[bitter sail]

Luck wasn’t needed

[gleaming delta]

Rngesus decided to bless me that cycle

[viscid drift]

Spell spam radagon and spell spam Elden Beast are nigh impossible

[gleaming delta]

That's why moonlight gs is a thing

[velvet vault]

the boss waiting for you to enter the arena: old snake gif

[woeful junco]

God I love randomizers

trash pick but whatevs

[gleaming delta]

Tryna get a bunch of us and do something like this

[honest linden]

Fallingstar Rick is the most amazing thing in existence

[gleaming portal]

Im actually calculating how long it will take for me to become max lvl

[gleaming delta]

Bro holding that golden vow for his life

[uncut cove]

just like me frfr

[glacial sundial]

under that helmet

[supple tendon]

My boyfriend's cheesing Dung Eater lol

[drowsy wagon]

Dog ahead

[fallen drum]

comically long health bar alert

just a mere 2.9k HP

[vital grove]

i’ve had 3k hp before it’s fun

[fallen drum]

mind telling me how?

i though u couldnt get more than 2.9k

[stable ingot]

This is how the Godfrey fight goes from phantom pov xD

[vital grove]

i used wonder flask and morgott a rune arc and iirc that’s all the external things i used and i had 80 vigor ofc

[fallen drum]

i see

Ooooooh. Makes sense now

Lmao

[vital grove]

hell yeah

[gleaming delta]

That's not wrong at all. 100% true

[strong cloak]

Me when zzzzzzz

[gleaming delta]

me when ball

bruh

[lone cypress]

Bro- Who tf put RGB in Stormveil Castle gate entrance?!!

It's prolly Gostoc back at it again with his shenanigans...

[thorny marsh]

Gamer Gostoc

[tardy hill]

When grafting a lizard is not enough for forefathers to bear witness, drastic measures must be taken

[crisp jacinth]

Imagine helping Malenia recover after you put the needle in her. Delicately peeling the mold from her eyes so she can see again for the first time in countless years. Debriding the growths from her skin to reveal raw red flesh underneath. Slowly draining her wounds of pus and pretending not to. notice when she turns away wincing at the pain. Grinding poultice and making herba wrappings and bandaging her. Taking her prosthetics and SCRUBBING like a mothercker to remove the gunk and grime. Putting her on a strict regimen of preserving boluses just to help her body purge the last of the Rot from its system. Changing her bandages. Seeing the new skin grow underneath, pink and fragile but becoming healthier and more supple with every day that passes. One day she'll have recovered enough that the wrappings are no longer necessary, and she can at long last take a bath. Imagine helping her onto Torrent and riding to find a river somewhere while she holds on to you with both arms wrapped around your chest (though the size difference means she's practically hunching above you). It's the very edge of daybreak when you find it, a nice peaceful riverside clearing in Limgrave. As you materialize soap from your inventory, from the corner of your eye you see her shyly reach out to a passing springhare and scratch it behind its ears before it hops away. Imagine soaping her hair and seeing how it grows an even more vibrant, beautiful shade of red as the grease and dust of ages is washed away. The sun finally crests the horizon and you're awestruck by the way her fiery hair, still dripping with suds, sticks to the nape of her neck and the dips at her clavicle. The way the rest of it runs down her back in a wave of red. You're so entranced that you almost miss it the ghost of a smile on her lips as she gazes back at you with eyes the color of unalloyed gold.

[strong cloak]

What the f#ck.

An actually wholesome Malenia post?

[restive bolt]

On 4chan for goodness sakes! Gadzooks!

[strong cloak]

Nah, I'm saving this. This is very wholesome.

[fading bronze]

lmaoo

[placid tusk]

I ain’t readin all that

[weary trellis]

nice fanfiction
you should write a novel im sure it would be great as well

[bitter sail]

🫡

[short swallow]

The fat Godskin apostle be like:

[spring zealot]

The quality of this pencil set I bought today 😍

[void trench]

when you fight malenia while blasting radahn's theme:

[sonic hare]

dung eater

[gleaming delta]

Really nice

[vivid oar]

"peeling the mold from her eyes"

Thanks man but I'll pass

[ornate karma]

i dont think the writer knew what mold is, im sure they intended to say crust

[steady urchin]

Anyone have the image of Alexander in a bikini? Dm me please

[vital grove]

ayo

[brazen herald]

wholesome, but she's still missing two legs and an arm

[honest linden]

“You materialize soap from your inventory” lmao

[latent stream]

Big bird

[ornate karma]

fat chicken

[gleaming delta]

POV 50th time summoning someone to help you kill malenia

[sick tinsel]

"Waterfowl dance again, please put a shield u- oh no please NOOO "

[bronze smelt]

I really like this. Thanks for making me happy

[mystic igloo]

#noflex but I killed malenia really fast and it wasn't that difficult how everyone is talking about it. I just leveled a bit more so it was easy

[severe jay]

I found out that my stats sucked and everyone said that they don't even know how I made it to where I was, so I refused to level up and beat the game a couple days ago

They must not have been that bad...

[neat hill]

I've seen worse

[stone meadow]

Real

[pliant prairie]

peak depravity

[fading bronze]

real

[fallen drum]

lmao

[restive bolt]

Wrong.

[latent stream]

Lake of rot irl 💀

[restive bolt]

Fruit punch.

[lament dirge]

steak lake

[restive bolt]

This is where they mine it, big beef doesn't want you to know this.

[void trench]

that's where malenia goes in the summer

[hexed wigeon]

when does gwyn come out in dark souls 3 and says "Looks like we are all dark souls!"

[vital grove]

he did roll a 6

[edgy ledge]

I'm a butcher and can confirm

[earnest narwhal]

anybody got the ds2 variation of this sort of meme?

[gleaming delta]

Weeewooo

[subtle cypress]

how do you parry this attack?

[ember hound]

holy damage kinda sucks

[lone cypress]

this is genuinely one of the most funniest ER memes I've come across so far.

[humble parrot]

do you think she likes me? 👉 👈

[zinc plover]

crazy

[gleaming delta]

I’m so sleepy

[latent stream]

It's tradition

GRIFFITHHHH !!!!!

[brazen herald]

I'll be honest, when I first saw Rya I thought that she was a victim of extreme physical abuse (because of her very polite nature, desperate need to get the medallion back and her crooked back)

[stone meadow]

That'd be so sad

[gleaming delta]

Not my snake gf

[gleaming delta]

Honestly would still fit the style of FromSoftwares games, I would not be surprised 🤔

[brazen herald]

Yeah... in the end it just shows that even the most cruel of people can have a soft heart

I mean, I was genuinely surprised when I found out that Rya was adopted (and treated really well)

[gleaming delta]

Well there's nothing wrong with FromSoftware that's just how there games are, they are dark and tragic fantasy which i love and that's just how their games are aimed and as it goes none of their games really have good endings they are all tragic in their own intricate ways and the same goes for almost all NPCs they introduce us to with these characters all sadly having tragic ends

And it's simply a fate that needs to be faced at times and somewhat provides that motive to the player otherwise swaying their decision making them think on what they would decide the best outcome being for this world they have come to know

( an example as you descend further into the depths of the frenzied flame it's designed to sway you more and more with the horrors you see convincing you that the frenzied flame may be the true way to go)

[rocky wing]

hard images/ images that make you hard!

[hallow thicket]

umm guys new dlc?

[brazen herald]

Tbh, the frenzied flame is just the Lands Between equivalent of Accelerationists.
"Everything sucks atm. So instead of making the world better, let's just nuke everything and wipe the slate clean."

[gleaming delta]

Well you can't blame them too much as you see they aren't giving you many other great options to work with as they all equally have their downsides

[brazen herald]

You kinda can blame them though? Elden Ring is by far one of the most optimistic places from FromSoftware has created.
Yes, it has a brutal history but the world isn't dying or being devoured by sleeping elder gods

If anything, almost all of the endings have a semblance of optimism to them.
||Death being accepted, all being cursed which mean none are, reforming the Golden Order, or even going to the stars under the guidance of the moon||

[gleaming delta]

As said they have here ups and downs but besides that agree to disagree

[brazen herald]

👍

[humble parrot]

Well the chaos ending is also optimistic, assuming you're the Three Fingers and enjoy being a primordial soup

[gleaming delta]

Btw how do you do the hide text thing?

[gleaming delta]

Exactly 😂 yum 😋

[humble parrot]

I for one would love to be a primodial soup

no taxes

[gleaming delta]

The godly soup 🍲

[humble parrot]

reject disparity, embrace The One

[gleaming delta]

Do you know how to do the hidden text thing?👀

[humble parrot]

yep it's | | at the beggining and end of message

||like this||

[stark pumice]

I was too hyped about dodging the hard part that I forgot the easy one :D

[gleaming delta]

Ending Spoiler || btw just to let you know the curse ending doesn't get rid of their curse it just replaces it with a much worse one resulting in the outcome of when they die they will be stuck in an endless torturous limbo rather then being rebirthed by the erdtree||

[humble parrot]

double the lines

[gleaming delta]

Oh!!!! Success

[gleaming delta]

Yeah just wanted to hide that

[gleaming delta]

That's hilarious

[loud wind]

Got that tarnished rizz

[upbeat lake]

never post again

[humble parrot]

saving this

[honest linden]

Now where does COD MW3 factor into to this

[bitter sail]

DAMN XD

[valid panther]

🫵

[neat hill]

🫵

[hallow thicket]

my relax be like

[gleaming delta]

Vendrick lamar.

[void trench]

a fellow tarnished

[gleaming delta]

POV Any Bridge in Elden Ring

[uncut cove]

Nah. I’d win

[gleaming delta]

Let's bump up the difficulty then

[uncut cove]

Unfortunately for your p0rn addiction, I am an American, and own multiple firearms registered and unregistered (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

Please don’t kill my dog atf

[gleaming delta]

😂 damn I forgot to account that

[cobalt shard]

What in tarnation

[gleaming delta]

Also don't you be bringing that meme into this😂

[uncut cove]

“Shoutout to knight with gun, gotta be one of my favorite genders”

[uncut cove]

I’m not wrong tho

[gleaming delta]

Oh yeah I'm a big fan of "Knight with a balloon" one of my favorite dishes

[uncut cove]

What?

[gleaming delta]

Oh wait are we not listing our favorite Drinks🥲

[frozen matrix]

i'm hidden here for 20 minutes and the blue hunter still cant find me. lol. i undressed to the hosts so they could see i didnt wanted to kill them but now im hiding from the blue hunter. i hate pvp but im doing the blood maiden guy questline so i decided to mess up

[gleaming delta]

Yo blasphemous blade without the blasphemy looks cool

[lilac timber]

For real

[lilac timber]

Seems like an actual casual souls weapon

[frozen matrix]

i just entered another world. used the mimic to become like a deer and started to fight the host in deer form. killed 2 of his friends with my ghost horns

applied bloodborne frenzy there

had to run since they both became long poles

[somber bear]

“Blocked number” lmao

[storm vale]

Nah, I'd win

[summer tendon]

@somber bear i seen you somewhere

From another server.

[gleaming delta]

That's all I have to say to that

[somber bear]

Hmmmm

[summer tendon]

Hmmmmmm

[viscid drift]

[copper cradle]

but maliketh doesn't run away like baby

[strong hill]

He does

He ran away from marika

[storm vale]

Nah, I'd win

[bitter sail]

I would aswel

Eat my nephew and then cut off all communication with my sister

[crisp jacinth]

maybe?

[quartz geyser]

Well i dislike both of those fights

[eternal lava]

Brother...

[eternal lava]

Lmaoooo

[brave warren]

its a good thing i dont like either fight then

[hollow mountain]

Too late they're already on the way there, your dog's days are numbered

[viscid drift]

This is fine

[strong cloak]

Inaccurate. You need at least 20 Tarnished there pleading for p#@&y.

[river vessel]

No, no. To be stepped on.

[neat hill]

is that hollow knight pfp

[viscid drift]

Hollow knight themed, yes

[neat hill]

excellent

[viscid drift]

I’d hate to see Mohg’s

Mohg’s discord dms

[somber bear]

Inaccurate, my dms would be at the top

[humble parrot]

Radagon's DMs but it's my 30 alts, his ex wife and the dog he taught to text

[winter iris]

How

[stoic tendon]

holy impressive

[viral moon]

Number 4

[sick venture]

number 6

number 9

[lavish prawn]

@zenith galleon @jovial bay Yoo this person is sharing and saying highly inaprolriate things in Portuguese. Like check previews messages and search for the translation

[jovial bay]

?ban @worthy mountain

[mild vortex]

Shelp9044#7696 was banned. | No reason given.

[jovial bay]

You think you're clever, bye now

[lavish prawn]

GGs

[hard relic]

is that a custom running animation?

[neat hill]

pretty sure it's Nero's running animation from dmc5, probably from the combat warriors mod

[latent stream]

So close

[thorny marsh]

Woken Ring

[tardy hill]

The funniest thing is the game is actually all about equality.
Because we kill EVERYONE

[brazen fable]

a thing i made today

[humble parrot]

oh sh-

[gleaming delta]

throw her into the lake of rot

[gilded radish]

put her in the giants forge

[livid zenith]

Why go to all that effort cleaning it? Just run the vacuum cleaner over it a few times, it'll get all the dust.

[gleaming delta]

because woman

[bitter sail]

water works wonders malfius

[cedar ravine]

with extra dip

[reef pecan]

Men really be thinking like that? damn

[glad hare]

Isnt that true?

[hazy cradle]

ayo bro what are those pronouns

[somber bear]

Can’t tell you how true this is

[barren briar]

does someone have a Scavenger curved sword i can have?

or not?

i need 1 more for my blood build

[latent stream]

Loosing maidens is fine but loosing alexandar

[latent stream]

Malaniea time

[junior summit]

I made a funny

Made some tweaks

[eternal lava]

True

[eternal lava]

Yes, so?

[eternal lava]

100th attempt? Or whats the joke?

[humble parrot]

it actually works

[eternal lava]

False, dark souls 2 lore doesnt work

[latent stream]

I'm about to do my first

[eternal lava]

Now I get the joke

[latent stream]

Wish me luck

[eternal lava]

No thanks

[latent stream]

Got maelania 2nd phase 1st try

[barren briar]

can someone give me 1 Scavenger curved sword?

[glad hare]

Next question

[honest linden]

1. Acquire the linked role (server menu > "Linked Roles" - please note this is different to "Connections")
2. Head to #trading-gateway and accept the terms to acquire the Nomad role
3. Post trading request/offer in #trading-forum

[barren briar]

ok sry my first time in group i forgot

w8 i do not know what i need to do even u typed it i still do not know

[ripe jackal]

what if it's all..
just a dream

[twin drift]

Oh my goodness this blew my mind when i first saw that I did it

[eternal lava]

Its called begone

[rocky wing]

BRO can someone give them DEATH BED SMAAALLS

nvm just picked them up

[latent stream]

Sadest death ?

[fallen drum]

how?

bro you're about to get banned 💀

[eternal lava]

For free tho

[tepid wren]

not how it works but go off

[fallen drum]

ok tell me how then 💀

its not like there was a massive ban wave when the game got released because scripters were letting normal people get this item by dropping it and the system were banning normal players because of it, absolutely didnt happen ever 💀

[tepid wren]

those are in the game but theres just no way to get them. the game is ok with spawning any items. like when stuff dies or crafting. you can go offline. use grand merchant to get anything you want. then remove grand merchant and go online again with all that stuff

[fallen drum]

not my problem if you get auto-banned in the future 🤷‍♀️

enjoy your leg armor

[gleaming delta]

....

[rocky wing]

How my mom stares at me after I tell her I shat my pants at 2am in the night

[brazen herald]

Killing Roderika when you first meet her, letting her die believing she was a coward and hated by her men.

[latent stream]

I was thinking alexandar because after meeting him multiple time him helping and gifting u item u beat him in a duel to the death

[swift meteor]

Boggart or Boc

[brazen herald]

Ok, but don't ask a question if you already have an answer in mind

Such a question is there to provide a different opinion, not to reinforce your own

[ornate karma]

boc's saddest because he tried and got what he wanted but was ended by the resulting side effect, boggarts less sad and more "dam, that dungeater is messed up"

[mental pasture]

The bird near the mohgwyn palace
Who has become a rune piggy bank for most of us

[cedar ravine]

👑

[gleaming delta]

You are talking about the albenaurics right

[mental pasture]

No the bird rune farm which gives 11k runes everytime the bird falls off the cliff

[lunar bluff]

Hi, my name is Maxim, I'm looking for a partner to play Elder Ring on the Xbox console. I need help with the fire giant. I have a poor command of English, if there are Russian speakers among you, then this is ideal.

[eternal lava]

Ne suda, tuda #868146641071398912

[stoic tendon]

[meager axle]

Malenia had it out for me I swear

[gaunt mulch]

Best meme known to man

[honest linden]

Fat Malenia repost number 1738748382919283773

[rocky wing]

Got to up those numbers.

[strong cloak]

Malardia, Blade of McDonald's.

[neat hill]

And I have never seen my feet.

[vocal yew]

Wild

[livid zenith]

the obvious order is ds2>ds1>BB

[livid zenith]

Souls fans when they realise ds2 is the only game with any replay value in 2023

[rain anvil]

Bro

Varre stands with Israel, thats canon, its in the lore

[eternal lava]

Deus Vult I guess

[crisp jacinth]

im laughing way too hard at the 2nd clip

[meager axle]

She had it our for me man, I'm telling you

[crisp jacinth]

she may have lost but she wasnt gonna let you emote after that

[gleaming delta]

That is devious bro 💀

[gleaming delta]

How it is when golden leaves start falling from the sky

[plucky fjord]

Im doing a frenzied flame run

[humble parrot]

may chaos

[glad hare]

Take the world

[plucky fjord]

Shabriri my beloved

[tardy hill]

You actually get any coop at that level?

[gleaming delta]

Who needs coop when you can just melt a boss

[gleaming delta]

Reminded me that I'm doing my fire/lightning strength build

[plucky fjord]

My guy uses lightning incants too theyre just too good to not use

Oh also frenzied burst is so op i love it

[ripe jackal]

...

[junior summit]

Average invasion experience:

[gleaming delta]

Why use the shot gun when you could just use the everlasting automatic

[light maple]

No actually

[plucky fjord]

Im like 224 and i get plenty

[woeful junco]

Just a practice run 😮‍💨😓

[bitter anchor]

meta build users try not to spam dual bleed spears for 0.00001 nanoseconds (impossible)

[plucky fjord]

Or those claw gauntlets

[junior summit]

Facts

[neat hill]

very nice

[velvet loom]

is there proof for this picture

[neat hill]

fingers n toes go brrrrrrr

[plucky fjord]

Hell yeah bro

[vital grove]

It’s ai sadly

I think I’ve seen a lot of variations of that guy in different situations mostly with crocodiles

[glad hare]

Bro didn't get the joke

[subtle cypress]

can confirm (i was the tree)

[strong cloak]

Is it worth it?

[ember hound]

I wish holy damage ignored resistance on a riposte

Atleast on pve

[bitter anchor]

dark souls veterans memorizing the showers attack patterns

[naive peak]

:?

[ornate karma]

this is a rehashed touhou meme, rip

[next abyss]

vets when they catch you having fun (you used a summon instead of suffering for 4 hours)

[fading geyser]

"I took 900 tries to beat the easiest boss in the game but you're bad for beating malenia first try because you upgraded your weapon"

[next abyss]

did you even beat the game if you didn't fight every boss at sl1 with a weapon they're immune to

[fading geyser]

You're intended to cheese things in this game and people don't wanna admit it sometimes. Most the player base doesn't even know how to level vigor I swear

[next abyss]

I be getting my char to 40 vigor off rip sometimes off greyoll and the pickled foot

[neat hill]

opal needs to see this

[sleek heart]

I did all of this

First I killed Mohg, then I killed Fire Giant, both of them were formidable enemies. I then grinded and maxed out my Blasphemous blade & my Gargoyle's greatsword, progressed in the story and killed Godskin Duo first try. Going to kill Beast Clergyman soon.

[sand atlas]

Boss idea!

Margarita the fell omen

Interpret this how you will

[gleaming delta]

Just morgott but drunk

[steady linden]

a few seconds into the fight he starts stumbling
Morgott the fell

[gleaming delta]

Drunk Morgott is still hurling slurs and insults at you, just more often.

[real tiger]

Guys I received power from Malenia’s remembrance

[ember hound]

holy build maliketh slain

[bitter sail]

😮

[manic notch]

You mean average no life magic invasions

[tardy hill]

Nice knife...

[green pulsar]

80% holy resist...

[main jolt]

oh god 😂

[main cipher]

Aight try pressing L2

[plucky fjord]

Me coming through with godfreys great axe and roar medallion

[tardy hill]

When 24-hour cinderella kicks in

[strong cloak]

"My taste in music is quite refined. I don't listen to popular songs of any kind."

Me when a mildly good song comes on the radio:

[humble parrot]

I am in this mp4 and I don't like it

[junior summit]

[rocky wing]

bro istg if i dont see pot boi bent over covered in oil, asking me to get him out, im gonna do smt NASSTY

[rocky wing]

bro got backshots

[bitter sail]

🤨

[sick tinsel]

this video will never get old

[sick tinsel]

Sister's cat likes Elden Ring, especially the squirrels

[brazen herald]

Hence my hype for the DLC, it'll be that way all over again

[strong cloak]

The best part is that you can well and truly see and personally visit all of it.

[pastel shadow]

we can finally see the past. BUT WHEN WILL IT RELEASE!!!!

[brazen herald]

I'll be very meticulous with searching each area before I go to the next one. Don't wanna miss any npc quests

[brazen herald]

Mayhaps a teaser on December 7th during the game awards

[tranquil pier]

Biggest meme

[quartz geyser]

Massive skill isuess

[pulsar shore]

Fr

[sand atlas]

I’ll never forget when I got so pissed that I kept dying to Maliketh that I killed Gurranq out of pure spite

[brazen herald]

Yeah time is weird in Caelid and Farum Azula, and Maliketh continues to beat you despite this.

[sand atlas]

That happened a while ago oh my first playthrough, I should’ve specified

[eternal lava]

Obviously

[brazen herald]

Straight up ignoring the siblings that were locked in the basement I see...

[gleaming delta]

risks it for the totally most funniest meme

[strong cloak]

NOOOO

[copper cradle]

i hope they never patch the golems bending spacetime to get their arrow to hit you, shi funny af

[pulsar shore]

E

[plucky fjord]

Hell yeah

[quartz geyser]

The First Lord of the Blunt

[river vessel]

Ahh, following Max0r's advice I see?

[strong cloak]

LMFAO

[humble parrot]

he ballin he ballin

[velvet vault]

latina the albanian

[crisp jacinth]

the lands between have never been the same since the shattering of marika's ankels

(stolen comment)
the comment section is amazing

[still phoenix]

yes lmao

[crisp jacinth]

Gideon once again living up to his name

[alpine wolf]

"No no. It's like THIS"

[blazing wing]

Same blud

[rancid stump]

friendly fire will not be tolerated 😄

[junior summit]

[alpine wolf]

Hardest screenshot of all time

[twin drift]

Love menasLG

[deep sleet]

Find the Albanian woman

[sick tinsel]

thank you!!! Couldnt find the artist

[balmy frigate]

real

[turbid kettle]

Yall need some?

[bitter sail]

if only pc 😭

[main cipher]

Absolutely maidenless behavior

[gleaming delta]

Tbf she did nuke Caelid.

[tardy hill]

"Why not both?"

[gleaming delta]

No! You were the chosen one! You meant to destroy the sith not become them!😭☠️

[humble parrot]

me when dog

[raw tusk]

too cute

[mental pasture]

Just a tough love kind of pet

[vital grove]

It’s a pit bull (im joking)

[pulsar shore]

If that was me

[remote locust]

x.com/Moni95424940/status/1510663762810138625

i love blaidd so much

[main cipher]

Would be a shame if the greater will were to force him to do something violent

[viral fox]

Where is this panel from? Please tell me.

[plucky fjord]

Blaidd before and after you snap your fingers

[subtle cypress]

guy from fortnite

[plucky fjord]

I hope they add more frenzied flame spells

[next abyss]

no clue I found this on reddit

[gleaming delta]

The toddler trying to pet the pitbull named Amore

[gleaming delta]

They didn't have to make Blaidd a 8' soft spoken himbo, but they did for all of us. <3

[steady urchin]

I think my sorceress looks cool here

[pulsar shore]

Blaidd the puppy of Elden ring

[pulsar shore]

Then there’s these things

☹️

[gleaming delta]

We can thank that witch Malenia for those bad dogs.

[remote locust]

We were blessed

[main cipher]

Dual whips buff Lionel babyyyyyy

[gleaming delta]

WOW

[gleaming delta]

fat LetMeSoloHer

DietCokeLetMeSoloHer

Coke fowl dance

[unique yacht]

thumbofmalenia

[plucky fjord]

Very cool!

[gleaming delta]

Elden Ring social media updates
"Oh cool, maybe it's news about the DLC?"
It's quoting a voiceline

[somber bear]

I know what those leggings are! Thank you for reminding me. I most go make drip now

[honest linden]

REAL

[somber bear]

What voice line did it quote

[steady urchin]

The whole thing all together is still a light roll with 25 endurance

[neat hill]

sellen when u give her a scroll

[somber bear]

Sorcerer legs + golden chestt + golden arms + female tarnished = drip

[neat hill]

my brother in Christ that is not drip, that is cloth and rags, nothing more

[somber bear]

I know

[neat hill]

😔

[somber bear]

Give me 40 minutes

[earnest star]

time is up

[viral moon]

Not bad

[subtle cypress]

oh god

i hate that i recognise that

[brazen herald]

Taking "go f@ck yourself" a bit too literally

[steady urchin]

Not zamor actually, try again

[quartz geyser]

Most unfunny shat on the planet

[brazen herald]

I beg to differ, your reaction gave me more than you know

[quartz geyser]

Ao you doing this for nuthing but reactions
Get a personality

[brazen herald]

No, I'm getting my money's worth from people like you

[deep sleet]

Would you cut him open? (Full of madness)

[strong cloak]

I hope you change and grow as a person.

[brazen herald]

And I hope you learn to not get emotional with the truth

[neon lintel]

The start of the hunt for the Elden Throne!

[unique yacht]

good luck

[delicate girder]

I was just abt to post that...

[smoky kraken]

Does anybody want to lure invaders with me at the Spirit caller cave Grace?

[gleaming delta]

No

[smoky kraken]

Xbox players will be the one to edit one word

[gleaming delta]

No

[neat hill]

No

[pulsar shore]

No

[iron shale]

That’s a bear

Learnt that today in class 😎

[gilded radish]

i saw this a while ago

[somber bear]

Love how Gideon is blocked

[gleaming delta]

Of course Hyetta is just random spam

[void parrot]

Yura: you took my poleblade

[sweet bramble]

The dm I got when I beat his ass with scarlet Aeonia

[plucky fjord]

Im trying gwyn

[somber bear]

“Black knights, crush his skull thank you”

[gleaming delta]

HOW

[tender saddle]

We gaming

please tell me the quality is good-

[gleaming delta]

i made this 5 mins ago

[ornate karma]

quality is good, you may want to try not risking showing off|| mods ||in the official server tho lol

[velvet vault]

why

[gleaming delta]

Cope and seethe

[ornate karma]

if you don't get it and you get burned for it (still unlikely but why risk) then so be it

[gleaming delta]

Nuh uh

[brazen herald]

depends at what level

[iron shale]

Damn man that was the only thing I ever learned in my whole entire existence, I don’t think I can take that amount of reality so imma go into a eternal catatonic state as my loved ones watch me wither and perish

[gleaming delta]

Bears are real I’m sowwy 😭😭😭

[iron shale]

🥕: Nah too late I’m a vegetable , I think I reincarnated as a banana or something

[gleaming delta]

You look like broccoli

[young adder]

What will you give? Ill give one bonk and praise his humour 😄

[smoky kraken]

@brazen herald 60 -125

[brazen herald]

oof, 370

[iron shale]

Gross I hate purple fruit

[tender saddle]

Ah, that's a no no here?

[ornate karma]

i dont think anyones going around checking to hurt people, but i'd say better safe than sorry lol

[tender saddle]

Understandable lol

[teal stratus]

Can the elden lord beat cancer?

[winged axle]

Anyone got that elden ring edit video?

[main cipher]

Ofc

Flame cleanse me

[bitter sail]

[vital grove]

that’s crazy even if they don’t actually drive

[onyx tundra]

so i decided to try elden ring randomizer

[plucky fjord]

Pretty sure he actually died

[haughty saffron]

I know

I just find it funny

[safe tapir]

guy dying = funny?

makes sense to me

[plucky fjord]

[ornate karma]

i really hope that pilot is ok

[ornate karma]

this reminds me when my randomizer gave me radagon as soldier of godrick

[brazen herald]

In such a world, this is seen as mundane and boring

[pulsar shore]

Yea

Ig that would be true

[uncut cove]

I mean, do you find normal crème brulee boring?

[brazen herald]

No, but the torch doesn't make me go "soy pog"

[pulsar shore]

Now I’m imagining agheel marking giant crème brûlée

[drowsy wagon]

🤯

[serene oar]

These soulslike games are great, even random decorative objects can trap and kill you lol

[delicate girder]

[haughty saffron]

@ornate karma he died

[ornate karma]

dam

[honest linden]

He is not okay

[drowsy wagon]

So true

[lament adder]

whats with melinias honkers in the bottom right

[haughty saffron]

@lament adder I am the black chicken

You are the brown chicken

[gleaming delta]

||Blaidd is at the perfect height. That was a design decision.||

[gleaming delta]

You guys wanna know what would be really crazy?
If they finally ported Bloodborne to PC, but they made it an Epic Game Store exclusive.

[brazen herald]

Isn't EG already dead?

[gleaming delta]

No

[pulsar shore]

Wait your in this server too?

[brazen herald]

Yes, other servers exist
Shocking

[pulsar shore]

Just not used to seeing other people I recognize in other servers

Maybe I’ve joined to many

[tender saddle]

Mod, I really wish it was an actual game mechanic tho

[velvet vault]

the store is basically dead cause of the crypto "games"

[meager axle]

the most tedious runback in elden ring

[solemn yoke]

True

[vivid oar]

Perfect height for what?

[main cipher]

Grab the flame of frenzy lads, we have a post to burn

[gleaming delta]

Who tf uses ketchup at thanksgiving, if YOU do I will murder you

[river vessel]

And this is why I spellspam all of you, you nampy pampy SIMPS!

[gleaming delta]

Get Madnessed, nerd.

[gleaming delta]

Offer rump
But
Beware of Giant sort
bow gesture

[honest linden]

Oh hell no

[uncut cove]

This is truly a mohg moment

[gleaming delta]

Never post again

[gleaming delta]

100000000% better than the… other thing

[fallen drum]

what the

genuine question, what is the "fun" in that post

[quaint pilot]

wtf

[gleaming delta]

||smash tho||

[honest linden]

is that vicar amelia

[somber bear]

Do keep in mind this THING makes the most annoying sounds known to man

[haughty saffron]

@gleaming delta I lose mustard on my turkey

Really good

[gleaming delta]

How do you lose mustard to a turkey

[gleaming delta]

please clip your fingernails 😭

[haughty saffron]

@gleaming delta don’t bite me kitten

[haughty saffron]

What the hell🤣

[alpine wolf]

W and based

[alpine wolf]

Maliketh ass nails (I am better only by the thinnest margin)

[subtle cypress]

this isn’t about peeing… 😞

[honest linden]

Word

[remote locust]

skyrim modding is fun

[fallen drum]

but that pic isnt fun tho

[remote locust]

👎

[fallen drum]

👍

[gleaming delta]

👎

[fallen drum]

👎

[gleaming delta]

😡

[fallen drum]

🤢

[bitter sail]

🐢

[gleaming delta]

Really?

[fallen drum]

[bitter sail]

🐸

[gleaming delta]

Behold,
Dog!

[fallen drum]

[bitter sail]

Praise Dog

[gleaming delta]

Punch dog 👊

[fallen drum]

[gleaming delta]

Maidenless behavior.

[gleaming delta]

Frenzy 🔥

[bitter sail]

[gleaming delta]

[fallen drum]

🐩

[bitter sail]

🛴

[haughty saffron]

@vague zinc get back to work

[haughty saffron]

Really good editing

[fallen drum]

🦮

[quartz geyser]

Albinaurics cant walk
They are weak

[gleaming delta]

Not them froggy ones. They cartwheel all over me in Liurnia.

[bitter sail]

🔧

[fallen drum]

[bitter sail]

🦒

[haughty saffron]

Now I can’t sleep

I am seeing scary video’s now

[bitter sail]

😮

[river vessel]

Huh, I forgot people could see my twitter

[gleaming delta]

Twitter? Bro didn't you kill a ton of Albinaurics in that village? Like, not even in Minecraft, in real life?

[river vessel]

Now now...what Ensha and my men do in their free time, I can't possibly know.

[halcyon obsidian]

Me doing my 7th rykard fight

I love the rykard bossfight it’s just so fun

[main cipher]

We’re not gonna talk about how many times I’ve fought Malenia

I don’t have a hard number and I’m a bit scared to find out

[gleaming delta]

Exploring Majula for the first time

[main cipher]

Bloodborne has a similar issue

[neat hill]

guys I found the funny

[true shale]

elaborate

[neat hill]

ds2 has better ratings than the other games (Miyazaki did not direct ds2)

[true shale]

ohh

[quartz geyser]

🤓

[pulsar shore]

🤓

[main cipher]

Nerd react the little lad

[gleaming delta]

🤓

[stoic tendon]

🤓

[pastel relic]

“Sal failed to resist looking at Renalla’s feet making him tonight’s biggest loser. As punishment, he has to face the Godskin Duo.”

[pulsar shore]

L

[crisp jacinth]

visions of delusion

[humble parrot]

@meager axle

[meager axle]

Brother!

Another banished knight, let's go

[humble parrot]

can you stop beating these living spirits out of me

[muted iris]

i found a friend

[rigid otter]

When the boss is tired of you and your shield

[uncut cove]

He just like me frfr

Tho visored barbute is kinda 😬

Then again my helmet isn’t super historical either (being only in manuscripts/artwork) so I can’t really talk lol

[gritty venture]

Shadow of the erdtree didn’t get announced

[brazen herald]

You mean
"SPECTRAL STEED"

[brazen herald]

You mean
"HORSE"

[lusty dragon]

It's a DOG