elden-fun

[humble parrot]

out with the old man

[river vessel]

At least I know how to pick up a girl, you Maidenless runts

[hearty shell]

🤯

[humble parrot]

[river vessel]

Nice selfie

[humble parrot]

name one maiden

[hearty shell]

more like gideon fartnir the all smelling

[river vessel]

Ranni, Malenia, Millicent, Melina, Sellen, Irina, Hyetta and Fia.

If any of you even think about touching my daughter I'll spam you to the next life

[humble parrot]

too bad i just kissed Nepheli on her lips

[river vessel]

Easy now, no reason to project your insecurities on others. That's not very polite...

[river vessel]

I'm going to end your entire existance! START. RUNNING!

[humble parrot]

you need to get back to school gid you're falling behind

[river vessel]

Also you are literally a furry. The only girl that may even get close to you is one of Radagon's Red Wolves...if you're lucky

Now begone, I have much knowledge to study, and none of it involves you namby-pampy excuses of a "Lord"

[humble parrot]

Radagon barks if I ask him too its true, he also crawls on all fours

[hearty shell]

gideon ofnir the all yapping

[humble parrot]

Gid (gud)

[vital grove]

covetous demon in d tier

cmon atleast b tier

[uncut cove]

Oh yeah, well… well.. I went to the gym with her once….….

[humble parrot]

(I lied bud)

[uncut cove]

(So you’re telling me there’s still a chance?) jk

[humble parrot]

as long as you can pry her from @meager axle 's hands

[meager axle]

[sonic ingot]

Newbie POV

Credit: @cartince

Unga Bunga build

[meager axle]

Yup
Not today

[sonic ingot]

He be like. Nope , not gonna happen lol 😂😂

[meager axle]

I felt that on an emotional level lmao

[novel fulcrum]

🤭

[strong cloak]

I barely ever see people rank Soul of Cinder so high up.

Based tier list.

[plush mountain]

Gael is not that good, but whatever

[gleaming delta]

gael fight is epic

but, not hard

[sharp bison]

who would you put at #1?

[ornate karma]

clearly the #1 spot belongs to champion gundyr, literally nobody else in the game can spartan kick you like that man can

[zenith axle]

Parried to death

[remote locust]

no way,,,

[viscid drift]

Quite literally in terms of placidusax as he controls time

And originally had four heads

You did not just put the corrupted monk in the same tier as Lady Maria, Maliketh, and Artorias

[viscid drift]

Blaidd is the only valid maiden, maybe patches can have 2nd place.

[subtle cypress]

leaked dlc boss

[iron shale]

Marika: Maliketh don’t bite, he’s a sweet heart

[merry geode]

Malenia is in her prime though lmao. The other two r true tho

[vivid hawk]

New Elden Ring DLC looking fire ngl

[uncut cove]

She cannot see. She is blind.

She wouldnt have needed to go into goddess of rot form because you would get deleted the moment you enter her boss room

[meager axle]

Yes, she would be in her prime
If she wasn't cursed with the thing she was born with

So we fight her in her prime

[merry geode]

If you don't get past phase one sure she's not in her prime but thr goddess of rot form is absolutely her prime

[uncut cove]

She wasn’t always blind from the rot. Iirc she was blinded after her fight with radahn

[uncut cove]

Fair enough, but she wouldn’t have needed to go to her rot form if she was

[meager axle]

Well, then if she didn't have the fight with Radahn she wouldn't go mad

[meager axle]

Sadness ahead

[hidden atlas]

holy build*

[swift violet]

Hello

[vital grove]

randomizer runs

ooo a purple item and it’s just this flower, idek what it does

[velvet vault]

cause boss quality doesent come from how easy they can kill you with 2 hits

[gleaming delta]

My first hitless gundyr

[blazing spire]

XDD

[tardy hill]

Fax

[viscid drift]

Rennala has learned a spell to directly attack my internet connection

[viscid drift]

On the bright side, I did defeat Rennala on the 2nd attempt. Fighting her as a sorcerer with your own spirit summons is a particularly spectacular affair. My cuckoo soldiers proved stronger than her bloodhound knight.

[upper matrix]

Schreal.

[gleaming delta]

5th try abyss watchers

[viscid drift]

Good job, keep it up. By the way, is it your first run?

[viscid drift]

I’d like Ranni’s questline more if the only option wasn’t to marry her

Why is it a requirement for me to marry her for her to bring about the age of stars

Can she not do it on her own after I summon her?

[gleaming delta]

Yup, it's a good thing I enjoy parrying enimies

I am like level 38 ish in this clip don't know if that's under powered or not but I think I did the best I could for my first run

[viscid drift]

You’re on the right track

[strong cloak]

I wholly accept this requirement.

[viscid drift]

Have you beat the sage yet?

[uncut cove]

I don’t, she aint it chief

[gleaming delta]

Crystal sage if so yes

I'm already where the pontiff is just getting through that area rn

[tame radish]

Imma assume you already killed deacons then

[humble parrot]

she got isekaied I am not kidding

[viscid drift]

Why is she holding an umbrella

[humble parrot]

I guess they checked for weapons at the isekai airport

[gleaming delta]

Ye

Alr beat wolnir

[fresh prawn]

we almost there

[earnest star]

headless ape is A tier minimum.

[earnest star]

oh, you meant the second fight. i still think F is a bit harsh.

mogh in S is also higher than I’d expect.

[deep sleet]

Took me a minute lol

[viscid drift]

Enjoy the bridge dog, it’s weak to fire

Also @gleaming delta try hitting the rope bridge before Wolnir

[sturdy drift]

Me too

[fresh prawn]

lol I made it with inspiration from the original meme

[vital grove]

you have to kill deacons to get to pontif

there’s a wall that requires the doll they drop i think it’s the same doll that gets you into the painted world in ds1 but i could be mistaken

[zenith hare]

just me being annoying to my spirit summon

[meager axle]

Same vibe

[zenith hare]

exactly

[meager axle]

[timid nebula]

Red Pitbull of Radagon

[humble parrot]

he ain't red

[meager axle]

Finna be red once cupcake is done

[tame radish]

Yeah I know lol, I just wasn't sure if he ment he just got to that area or if he was actually at pontif

[gleaming delta]

Alr killed both 💀

[viscid drift]

Did you go down i to smoldering lake yet?

[gleaming delta]

No

I'm at the bonfire right after the dog

[tame radish]

The one down under the bridge or the sewer puppies behind the illusionary wall

[gleaming delta]

The dog that spawns behind you when you first get to that place on the bridge

[safe tapir]

What.

[pallid saffron]

haircut

[safe tapir]

Right...

[pallid saffron]

btw dont check media and links

[safe tapir]

Why?

[quaint pike]

Anyone up for the one and only Elden Ring Bingo !?

[safe tapir]

Not me

[sweet onyx]

🧐🧐

He ate me

[bronze smelt]

Interesting...

[quartz geyser]

Massive skill issues

[gleaming delta]

Shouldn't have jumped in his mouth

[gleaming delta]

Bro think hes drax

[viscid drift]

I weep every day that waves of darkness isn’t a spell

Could just toss the same animation as explosive ghostflame on and give it a single pulse of waves of darkness

(Even though Rennala’s spirit summoning animation would be much better for it)

No nebula spell either

Gravity magic just doesn’t get the love it deserves

[mossy helm]

Made a custom piece for my dnd character, since he’s both a Paladin and a Knight I went for the Crucible Knight look

[drowsy wagon]

Looks great 👍🏻

[meager axle]

Ordoviiis

[meager axle]

We do a little trolling

[uncut cove]

Based

[serene hull]

Damn got pinged but there is no message

[mortal cargo]

they probably deleted the message

[uncut cove]

My condolences

[idle dagger]

@serene hull now you can be pinged and get to see the message

[blazing spire]

XDDD

[timber wing]

when you finish Ranni's quest-line

[ivory tangle]

Dog😭

[quartz geyser]

They finally found the Big Pope Turtle

[viscid drift]

National jumpscare just dropped

[meager axle]

When you marry a doll:

[strong cloak]

True!!

(Elden Ring is one of the few games that successfully left me emotionally scarred)

[slender bridge]

I love steam reviews

[gleaming delta]

Thank you dark souls. . .

[vivid oar]

He learned how to work smarter, not harder

[ornate karma]

as soon as i saw the wall you were about to be squished by rolling, i was like "dont do it"

[gleaming delta]

I know as soon as I rolled the second time I was praying it wasn't possible to be thrown off

[ornate karma]

yea no yea sorry omae wa mou shindeiru

[gleaming delta]

😭

[steady linden]

calling the police
smh, you won't always have spirit summons to help you

[vital grove]

yep the second i saw that caption and what your fighting ik what was about to happen

[gleaming delta]

Good thing I came back and got my get back 🤭

No hit as well

[mental epoch]

P

[gleaming delta]

The ultimate pizza cutter. The pizza demolisher

[nimble perch]

I love astel

[trim thunder]

your mind doesnt need changed, it needs replaced

[gleaming delta]

I'm not wrong though

[trim thunder]

remove the word "not" from that sentence and yeah

[gleaming delta]

Can we then just agree that they are distant relatives

[trim thunder]

no, astel is a massive creature with a weakpoint that has a series of hard hitting grabs and melee attacks. Most of which melee attacks leave lingering magic explosions. It also has actually hard to dodge magic attacks

its arena is huge, and it makes massive distance

[vital grove]

no your just wrong

[gleaming delta]

Whatever man, can't even make a joke anymore 😒

[vital grove]

this is elden fun not elden jokes

;}

[fair ferry]

Red Wolf

[iron shale]

Bidagon of the Golden States

[iron shale]

Edard Ellis! From filled iron science!

[upper thicket]

No its Eric Edmundsen from Steel Chemist

[sturdy drift]

Me:

[fossil fossil]

yeeeeeah

[humble parrot]

00f

[uncut cove]

[meager axle]

[humble parrot]

i came here to laugh not weep

[meager axle]

Laugh at the misery

[strong cloak]

:(

[blazing spire]

XD

[cloud crag]

This is wrong

[mint wave]

Greyll just hanging around in my elden ring pacifist run LUL

[meager axle]

he vibin

[quartz geyser]

I could sit for hours next to those guys

[gleaming delta]

We already established that buddy I was just making a joke to get a rise out of someone 😒

[tepid wren]

i forgor, when does this song play?

[quartz geyser]

Underneath the capital you know were the alternative Mohg fight is

[gleaming delta]

Why did bro delete his video

[pine garnet]

Didn't link to the right person, and edits don't let me turn them to replies so I have to rewrite jt

See look I did it again

[meager axle]

They're all ugly
Filthy mages

[junior summit]

"I have low arcane and i can't grind fast enough"

[gleaming delta]

That is incorrect 🤥

[iron shale]

I thought it was just a bean, I didn’t know it was a bloody embryo

[gleaming delta]

F'ing hell bro I'm tired of people saying that. We already established I'm wrong bro I'ma just delete it if everyone keeps pinging me about it

[gleaming delta]

🤢

🗿

[sturdy drift]

What did you say?

[gleaming delta]

Can you not read?

[junior summit]

True

[bitter sail]

🦶

[meager axle]

Forbidden Jellybean

[nocturne cedar]

savoyard going hard fr

[iron shale]

Arthur Morgan loves jelly beans

[meager axle]

I love seeing them just flop on to their back
Such drama queens

[tardy hill]

Lol, I never knew you can parry them

[meager axle]

I figured it out on accident first time parrying in ng+
They never scared me again

Until of course they
Tag team to peck you as if you're make of bread

[gleaming delta]

The fire eagles though

[quaint pike]

Anyone up for Elden Ring Bingo ?

[meager axle]

Don't even get me started on those fkrs

[meager axle]

Convergence Malenia

[quartz geyser]

my god

[meager axle]

You can parry the bad move in this mod

[thorny marsh]

Slow startup waterfowl dance doesn't feel the same

[meager axle]

It really doesn't..
I dont know why they decided to make her slower
But they did give her a second waterfall dance to compensate I guess

[uncut cove]

That’s so cool

I’m doing a Paladin playthrough of convergence (I.e zweilander, greatshield, and incants for utility) only at morgott so far tho

[meager axle]

He's slow now, eh?
Sorry if I spoiled anything for you, funny holy man

[uncut cove]

Eh not really, just saying you can parry the waterfowl isn’t that big of a spoiler

Also I’m not thaaaat slow… well maybe physically. I have a bit of a power lifter physique rn

[meager axle]

I'm taking about the changes to margit/morgott being slow

[uncut cove]

Oh.. lol maybe I am slow

[meager axle]

dw m8, I feel ya

[uncut cove]

Idk I didn’t really notice, then again I just face tanked morgott with barricade shield spam and guard counters

The ||nights captain|| fight was badass tho

||Love the detail of his horse being outside the boss arena||

[meager axle]

||he was a very fun replacement for goldfrey||

I love the stuff they added in the mod, and it's not even fully complete yet

[uncut cove]

Honestly thought it was done lol

Can’t wait for the full release lmao… it’s already incredible

[meager axle]

💯

Alr i gtg, see you around, swolemask

[uncut cove]

🤝

[azure chasm]

Been waiting for 10 mins

[quartz geyser]

Its almost like elden ring has the worst pvp in any souls game

[azure chasm]

holy shid I got invaded that was horrible

[trim thunder]

dark souls 1

[azure chasm]

The guy was so laggy I literally couldn’t hit them, then they somehow parried me from 700 miles away

like I’m not kidding I’ve seen better connections in fallout 76

[humble parrot]

do i smell copium

[quartz geyser]

Do i smell a sheep

[ornate karma]

sounds like you had beef with that invader

[pine dock]

professional soundproofing vs my soundproofing

[gleaming delta]

I dont get it

I find combatants in like 20 seconds max

Why do you guys gotta wait so long?

[subtle cypress]

levels i’m guessing

[subtle cypress]

there is a lot going on in this gif

[woeful gate]

Recreating one of greatest games in history

[meager axle]

"You can't hurt me, Jack!"

[azure chasm]

Inferno moment

[azure chasm]

Overall I waited half an hour lmao

[gleaming delta]

https://tenor.com/view/lordbellator-bellator-goat-bel-goated-gif-25057379

[gleaming delta]

@gleaming deltai dont aggre

[sturdy drift]

Yes but what did you say?

[gleaming delta]

Stealing this

[woeful gate]

It's all yours and ofcourse those are my footages if just wondering

[gleaming delta]

thats astel was the elden ring equivalent to crystal sage from ds3

[sturdy drift]

Oh, well I’ll see when I play ds3

[sturdy drift]

Tho looking at photos of it I’d agree with you

Just like Astel but with preceptors hat

[gleaming delta]

the only similarity between them is that they both teleport away when you hit them a couple times / they both have long range magic beams / and once you get them low they have a copy move where they have multiple of themselves

besides that they are completely different bosses

[plush mountain]

Plus Crystal Sage is a pushover and Astel is an actual fight

[gleaming delta]

if you have good rng

[velvet vault]

i wonder do people know this ost doesent actually play during the punching qte section

[woeful gate]

It does for me though

[velvet vault]

it plays specifically during his final fight

[random verge]

I'll say it how it is. If you aren't at least as tall as Radagon of the Golden Order, don't you dare do as much as look in my general direction 💅 💃

Where are all the 3 m tall ppl at 😩

[humble parrot]

real

[meager axle]

If you aren't a professional basketball athlete-

[junior summit]

"Oh boy, I sure do hope that i have fun invading higher level people with my cool build"

[meager axle]

Cope and seethe
You decided to play a souls pvp

"Agony ahead"

[quartz geyser]

Souls game fan boys when you bring valid criticism and try to play pvp

[pine dock]

don't take it personally, too often invaders cause grief and not there to duel but abuse unintended game mechanics. hosts can't tell which one you are

[junior summit]

I don't take it personally its just annoying

[sturdy drift]

Astel was a pushover for me but I was like level 145

[ornate karma]

ngl tho it kinda sucks how much better you have to be when invading to win most of the time

feels like its pretty hard to get multiple invaders in ER, even when intentionally taunters tonguing takes a while

[vital grove]

me playing ds3 and getting killed in a single hornet chaos dagger parry

[pine garnet]

I try to show I want to fight fair by doing the "come fight me" gesture at the summon, then hopefully I fight them one on one and I get to fight the invader if I win. The best invasions are when the host is nice like that.

[strong cloak]

Monkey sees action.

---

Message was appraised.

Neuron activation.

[mental epoch]

H

[vital grove]

depends on your style some people like the gank some people like the 1v1 honnor i personally like both

but i’ve also havnt done much er pvp and i imagine it’s a lot worse than dark souls esp because the map is so open and most of the time i found invasions the host wanted to be invaded so you can’t play around the lvl but that’s based on your style ig

[serene hull]

They should make solo invasions again

[thorny marsh]

Or rework taunter's toungue at the very least

[gleaming delta]

not at all. I disagree

[subtle cypress]

what even is the “popular game” anymore

[velvet vault]

probably gta and league

[meager axle]

Poor tarnished
Shouldn't have simped for someone who is literally decaying

[uncut cove]

[safe tapir]

It's probably worth the risk

[safe tapir]

I change my words

It's definitely worth the risk

[subtle cypress]

hope you have preserving boluses

[serene hull]

Risk? What risk?

My funny antirot BALLS say no risk

Remember kids, use protection

[safe tapir]

always 🫡

[woeful gate]

This is why I stopped Invading

I had to beg the host to kill me but he spares me

[viscid drift]

The curse of having an original build

[viscid drift]

He’s on the Elden ring pacifist run

[viscid drift]

This but it’s mohg and bloodloss

Fia and deathblight

[woeful gate]

I guess that's why he didn't have any remorse for his team mate death

[junior summit]

[junior summit]

[meager axle]

pain I know

[viscid drift]

It’s much harder than ds3 invasions

You either have to be really good at pvp or really clever

[sturdy drift]

If only Radahn had some

[ornate karma]

if the players attack had landed sooner, it would have saved him ironically

[snow iris]

was the head that good

[tardy hill]

'Mistakes were made'

[daring jolt]

Togethaaaaa

[blazing spire]

Huh ?

[quartz geyser]

There's a big tree
There is a god that is a woman and a dude
Tree needs new lord
You be lord
Go into tree
The end

[viscid drift]

How I look at blackguard knowing damn well I’m going to send the dung eater after him:

He finally met someone with a taste for prawn that he couldn’t trust

[gleaming delta]

Elden Ring lore

[foggy stag]

Ngl it was worth i-

• dies *

[woeful gate]

He just got into wrong game

[blazing spire]

😂

[glad hare]

He lacks motivation

[crimson dome]

oh my guard

[uncut cove]

Find God, respectfully

[strong cloak]

Perish, disrespectfully.

[uncut cove]

[meager axle]

what.have.you.done

[drowsy wagon]

Nooooooo!!

[dark rain]

Since when, bro

[vital grove]

league is the most clowned on game

[river vessel]

As disrepectfully as is lingustically possible, if there is any Knowledge I didn't need to find, this abomination is absolutely a part of it! GET OUT OF MY ROUNDTABLE!

[deep sleet]

Staring at bright things gives you brain damage

[verbal elm]

Souls players don’t have wives silly

[serene hull]

The invader "they did the funny, therefore I must follow them."

[woeful gate]

The invader was prepared for this moment

[trim thunder]

Lmao, pack watch boc

[daring jolt]

LMFAO

[placid junco]

????????

[willow pasture]

least down bad elden ring fan

[safe tapir]

me fr

[quartz geyser]

This is why i hate the souls community

[ornate karma]

sorry to break it to you blu, but its just the human race in general, theres always these types somewhere.

[lost pawn]

Ngl tho you could’ve selected a different video representation

[gleaming delta]

Sorry lol

[wanton falcon]

Man needs to be locked up fr fr

[subtle cypress]

what kind of unspeakable action happened

[honest linden]

You don’t want to know

[vital grove]

my curiosity is a weakness

[blazing spire]

then leave i guess

[mental epoch]

^

[blazing spire]

i mean; people post so many things here.
the first post he dislikes = i hate souls community

[mental epoch]

hates souls community: stays

[shut ferry]

True souls fan

[subtle cypress]

i hate [community]

stays

[viscid drift]

One of these is not like the others

[stray idol]

It's the "Live from Playstation" on the far right

[viscid drift]

Totally

[shut ferry]

No ds 1 utterly maidenless behaviour

[viscid drift]

I own ds1

[vital grove]

ye bloodborn isn’t on pc

was hard to decipher which one was different

[viscid drift]

Truly, you are the cleverest of all

[next abyss]

i struggled with minecraft alot, the item loss aspect was really difficult to deal with after a few deaths to a boss. truly the hardest souls game

[deep sleet]

Yeah removing dodge rolls was an annoying change

[earnest coyote]

They should add a boss named gorlock, god of gluttony

[blazing spire]

💪

[surreal falcon]

gyaaaaaaat

[blazing spire]

there is a closer one

[subtle cypress]

shortest dark souls runback

[vital grove]

undead burg is harder shorter and the enemy runback is way more annoying

[blazing spire]

[meager axle]

Flashbang!

[blazing spire]

i laughed so hard man

[meager axle]

"The birthplace of our Dynasty"

[uncut cove]

Truly a mohg moment

[sand meadow]

Music?

[woeful gate]

First or second ?

[sand meadow]

Both

[clear sun]

No…… I’m Guts….😔😔😕

[vivid oar]

Fromsoftware: "Is that a challenge?"

[gleaming delta]

Yes, you, the player. 🌈

[keen thorn]

hows this video below 25 mb

[vital grove]

noooooo

[timid flower]

hell nah

[gleaming delta]

My first perfect champion gundyr

Just got it today

[cedar cradle]

gundyr skill issued

[ornate karma]

if it was so perfect, why did you parry him

[gleaming delta]

I don't get what you mean unless the joke is flying over my head

[bronze smelt]

Road to the Erdtree?

[crimson dome]

lol, ctto

[merry mural]

no, just fan art

[digital dawn]

E

[vivid oar]

Guilty as charged

[velvet vault]

a very lovely weapon

[safe tapir]

A weapon I'd be proud to use

[bronze smelt]

Aah, ok

[errant sleet]

I feel like

The best weapon in all of elden ring, is none

Use your fists

A weapon for the true elden lords 😎

[devout iris]

guys anyone got any rune farm or anything that worked for u? im currently lvl 450 trying to max out these glitch farms sux, im at ng+7 sacred relic sword been best so far its like 100k/run but at this lvl it ll take ages to max it out

[trim thunder]

thats it man

[devout iris]

so there isnt anything better ? 😮

[trim thunder]

nope

[gleaming delta]

Should be blasphemous blade

[ornate karma]

because all i saw was cheese, a stuffed crust cheese pizza with only one type of cheese on top, not even tomato sauce

[ornate karma]

[gleaming delta]

Called pure skill baby 💪😎

[ornate karma]

if it was skill you wouldn't be using a nipple shield

yes that includes fist left and parrying dagger and the other nipple shield

[gleaming delta]

Well I'm not going to freaking parry him with a medium shield

[uncut cove]

Use the undead legion greatsword to parry, you won’t

[gleaming delta]

Next run I'll see

I'm using an int build this run but whatever I'll deal with it

[gleaming delta]

[formal needle]

guyz what is your desktop background?

[formal needle]

tierlist based on what?

[gleaming delta]

Bosses in general

[gleaming delta]

Music, lore moveset

elemer has some pretty based lore

[formal needle]

Kinda solid tier, Loretta lore and music (altough it's not really HER music) slap imo

[gleaming delta]

🤣

[gleaming delta]

I meant to put lorreta in a tier but forgor

[formal needle]

softlock

[earnest star]

i found this exact message yesterday omg

[languid birch]

gundyr my beloved

[gleaming delta]

I was legit yelling at my brother that I was about to get a no hit gundyr 😂

[languid birch]

lmao

[languid birch]

screenshot i took while playing elden ring reforged

[formal needle]

Mine is this

[lone cypress]

i got a vaporwave bg

but my lock screen is ds3

[formal needle]

Lock screen is this

Silly

[lone cypress]

ey thats pretty dope

[formal needle]

Got the frenzied flame PC

[gleaming delta]

I might need to yoink this one my bro

The only ending I go for now adays is the frenzy one

[formal needle]

Kinda got all frenzied flame based

[formal needle]

Best one

[dusty yew]

Frenzy ending means turtle pope is dead and Melina is sad
Ranni ending means everyone gets to go on with their lives in peace while you go on a grand expedition with your wife
I think the better ending is clear

[strong cloak]

🤝

[gleaming delta]

Yeah the better ending is the frenzy one

[humble parrot]

Frenzy means me and turtle pope are one achieving true holiness

[gleaming delta]

have the frenezi in the palm of your hand

[deep sleet]

Kill everyone and make the emo girl more emo

[quartz geyser]

You cant stop the rock

[lone cypress]

Gold mask ending is the most chad one by far.

[deep sleet]

Average souls game experience

[iron shale]

My date is now a freaking vegetable

[native schooner]

Ranni endings means at best taking the god powers that could fix a lot of things and saying get lost I'm not gonna help with scarlet rot or deathblight, and at worse giving the world to a witch that reveres something even her mentor told people to fear and who's team is always looking for way to exploit each other. At least with normal ending you have some control over the future and can help with elden lord powers.

[velvet vault]

does the wine evaporate if tarnished tries drinking it

[meager axle]

could this be dog?

[shy pivot]

Yet another abomination

Changed the haircut

[subtle cypress]

looks like me

[uncut cove]

Literally my reaction to manus vs artorias. Beat manus first try by face tanking with iron skin and havels lmao

[uncut cove]

Best ending is goldmask hands down

[gleaming delta]

True I would pick that one if it wasn't for the frenzy one

[meager axle]

Wtf is that creature

[uncut cove]

gUyS lOoK lIfE lIkE bIdEO gAmE

Lol

[tribal galleon]

sorry for @ you but, how the f are you level 355 at ng+2 ? I'm ng +5 and nearly lvl 300

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[tribal galleon]

it can explain why you beat malenia on 4th attempt on ng+ (My max try is 13 and it was in ng+1 because I didn't find her on my first run)

[gleaming delta]

I was around level 200 ng+

[tribal galleon]

I've reached lvl 100 on my ng+ 💀

[stoic tendon]

i just thought it was cool

[shell topaz]

The kölner Dom is indeed very cool

[gleaming delta]

Anor londo

[gleaming delta]

Soulsborne character creation is fun

[shy pivot]

beautiful

[ornate karma]

grampa is that you

[deep sleet]

Ebnezer Scrooge

[gleaming delta]

Ebenezer Scrotumtickler

[cunning granite]

"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!"

[uncut cove]

I’m joking lol idc

[vital grove]

a very goofy villain

[next abyss]

[meager axle]

Wish I had good enough ping to parry
lucky bastard

[junior summit]

Lol

[meager axle]

[still phoenix]

i love the subreddit sometimes

[paper estuary]

That’s it, I’m getting me mallet

Time to describe my dog in one picture:

[rich nexus]

bros dog was hung 💀

[proud ether]

Sekiro feel somewhat gayer

[burnt quartz]

Bleed and frostbite my beloved

[gritty venture]

This isn’t even a bruh moment wtf

[craggy briar]

Turns out my grandma has the thing the merchants play

[sturdy drift]

Does she spew yellow fire from her eyes too?

[gleaming delta]

May chaos take the world...

[craggy briar]

Well I've never made her angry so I don't know

[daring jolt]

POV: I took your runes after killing you in the poison swamp

[vital grove]

which one

[hybrid wave]

ok so fun fact when I was learning latin

Nihil means "nothing", which has two meanings in Mogh's Boss Fight

1. He's calling to the "Formless" Mother, by shouting "Nothing" or "Formless" and gaining his power

2. He's calling the Tarnished "Nothing" over ad over, coping that he's on the losing end of the fight

[uncut cove]

Or fromsoft just thought it meant ‘zero’

Cause he counts down from 3 to 2 to 1

[humble parrot]

I mean it does mean 0

[meager axle]

"nothing" does pretty much mean "zero" so

[uncut cove]

I was just going off of what he said lol, I don’t know much about Latin

[humble parrot]

half of european languages are just Latin rip-offs tho lmao (shut up finland)

[meager axle]

Yea, pretty much

[humble parrot]

my first latin class was about finding word roots across languages then marveling that they sound similar

[uncut cove]

Pretty cool. I didn’t need to take language classes cause I’m an engineering student lmfao

[meager axle]

We're forced to study afrikaans here(discount dutch)

[remote locust]

yeah hes just counting down

three, two, one, nothing. chanting "nothing" does sound pretty badass though

[somber bear]

Migraine
Hypertension
Stress
having to walk through forbidden lands for the 38th time

[meager axle]

Minor head trauma

[solid coral]

Also Fighting margit for the 900th time

[fallen drift]

tibia mariner!!!!!!!!!

[tardy hill]

"This is fine"

[humble parrot]

she a dj

[copper cradle]

nah she nearly scratched the vinyl

[meager axle]

Endgame of Ranni's questline summed up

[humble parrot]

clearly deserved for slandering her majesty

[copper cradle]

this is the album btw, if you're a sucker for groove metal i would highly recommend

[humble parrot]

about Elden Fashion*

[meager axle]

Drip or drown, tarnished

[humble stone]

Bored

[earnest coyote]

I remember the time I sent this to the elden ring ig acc😭😭

[humble parrot]

We need Godskin Trio

[potent furnace]

Weakest Elden ring player

[strong cloak]

What the f-ck.

Ranni Fumo?!

Where did you buy it? Is it official?

[nocturne prawn]

Good taste
Sacrament is my favorite personally

[copper cradle]

Sacrament is also my favourite out of the ones I've listened to, Redneck goes hard

[copper cradle]

I handcrafted it with the most high quality fibres in a century old mill founded by my great great great grandfather

||(i got it from amazon)||

and no it's not official, but still pretty hq

[nocturne prawn]

Hell yeah, Resolution also goes hella hard
Resolution and Sacrament are what got me into them

[uncut cove]

Another Christian power metal band to add to my collection 👀

[abstract path]

Mouse and keyboard is the best becouse I can play at the uni

[thorny marsh]

Only because of that, we are getting a godskin quartet in the dlc

[gleaming delta]

wheres the female godskin ?

[gleaming delta]

Gloam eyed queen?

nah just a godskin apostle but female

[gleaming delta]

why tf gideon pointing at the sky. is he stupid?

[meager axle]

The all knowing is an idiot i thought we all unanimously agreed on that

[copper cradle]

it's groove metal and im pretty sure it also doesn't have anything to do with christianity or religion as a whole
but whatever it's still good

[viscid knot]

💀

[mossy helm]

Why me, why me

[somber bear]

Charmin bears are all weirdos let’s be real

[somber bear]

Love how Maliketh is there for no reason

[pine dock]

looks like a randomizer run

[ornate karma]

because you decided not to heal

[mossy helm]

Its a randomizer run

[somber bear]

Oh yeah true

[mossy helm]

oops

health is for the weak

[ornate karma]

then you shall stay permanently weak with 0 health

[mossy helm]

survived waterfowl with 2 health, so its viable

[ornate karma]

i survived waterfell with full health once

at point blank, was neat, never did it again because rip co-op and positionings by the wall

[mossy helm]

i mean i was only at 2 health when she attacked

survived

[signal stone]

dat cat

[inland siren]

The cat

[languid birch]

Got this clip last night

[gleaming delta]

lol

[wispy marsh]

✨him✨

[craggy briar]

Lmao

[iron shale]

🐱 🎺

[gleaming delta]

Hit a new pb on radabeast ng+9 1:37

[meager axle]

That felt awesome!

[quartz geyser]

Fun

[vapid storm]

After failing that one boss fight like the new perosn I am I see this and say wait a sec that looks like a boss that has a amulate that stop death and make peopel never die.

[cedar cosmos]

anyone wanna have fun with ascended seamless

[pine dock]

what are you trying to imply, bozo?

[iron shale]

Look at his lil boots

[gritty venture]

Why did my tarnished seed get taken down

[river vessel]

Fun fact I actually know most of those. Unironically. I may have a problem.

[river vessel]

@normal ice You can confirm this, right?

[normal ice]

other than the coordinates, i can confirm

[river vessel]

Even the All-Knowing has limits my friend

[sturdy drift]

So your not ALL knowing

[river vessel]

My knowledge is endless. My patience to calculate the proper latitude and longtitude co-ordinates using Earth's system on the map of the Lands Between, therefore needing to use pixel measurments to account for scale...not so vast.

[deep sleet]

Same lol

[restive burrow]

😏

[uncut cove]

🤓

[river vessel]

I will spam you into the next New Game cycle

[uncut cove]

Barricade shield 🗿

[river vessel]

Triple Rings of Light

[uncut cove]

Youll get flattened by guard counters w/ great mace by then

“How does the grass taste little man?”

[river vessel]

I don't know, let's ask your dad. Oh, wait

[uncut cove]

I watch stargate and paint minis with my dad on the weekends, he’s fine, not sure what you’re on about

[river vessel]

Oh that's actually quite nice. Good for you mate.

[gleaming delta]

Its a gif why is not allowed

[uncut cove]

👍

Bueno

[river vessel]

Well anyways, I need to go decode the Matrix

Or solve the FNAF Lore before Matpat does.

Therefore, I will henceforth be seeing you another time, fellow Tarnished

[uncut cove]

My condolences

[river vessel]

Thanks, I will require their existence

[deep sleet]

The end of the fnaf movie should have a scene where there’s a detective investigating the pizzeria and someone asks, “What happened here?” And then detective matpat looks up and says, “I have a theory.”

[subtle cypress]

if they do this that’d be amazing

[river vessel]

This absolutely needs to happen. Imagine Matpat as a detective Larson equivilent in the movie...it's beautiful

[strong cloak]

I would normally call this cringe but MatPat has ingrained himself in FNAF fanculture in such a way that I think it would only be legendary.

[hybrid wave]

Yeah it could mean 0 and nothing actually, I didnt think about that. Unlike English most languages dont have redundant words and often will conflate words like Umbra and Shade together

So Nihil meaning "Nothing" and "Zero" could br true.
But one last thing to point out IG, is that English does have Latin roots, and looking at Nihil and Nothing side by side, its not a stretch to think that Nihil could flat out just mean "nothing" as numbers tend tl be a seperate thing in most languages

[viscid knot]

🥶 🤑

[honest linden]

Second time through stormveil you use the main gate

[sturdy drift]

thats physically impossible

[sturdy drift]

yeah

[honest linden]

I ain’t having gostoc steal my runes again

[floral furnace]

how many endurance do u have?

[floral furnace]

I always kill him

[remote locust]

no i mean nihil literally means nothing, like in nihilism. latin doesnt have an actual word for the number zero, so they would just say nihil. so it means "nothing" which is the same thing as "zero"

[tardy hill]

True Endurance Chad

[gleaming delta]

I usually just put on 40 endurance so I can have decent heavy armor while still having medium roll

[vital grove]

the highest endurance i ever had was like 25-30 (i prob had like 40+ in er but i was lvl 250+ so it doesn’t count)

in ds1 you can have havels gear with like 20 endurance havels ring and favor ring

[gleaming delta]

I love light roll havel

[vital grove]

i don’t like ds1 like drip and there’s no universe ima lvl endurance past 30 and most likely not past 25

so i always mid role in ds1

[uncut cove]

Paladin set begs to differ

Best set in the game, hate the fact that it never appears again

[onyx dove]

Ds1 had the best fashion souls

[vital grove]

that isn’t light role territory

[uncut cove]

Ds3 for me, I like the more grounded armor designs

[uncut cove]

I was just responding to the “I don’t like ds1 drip” part, couldn’t care less about roll speed lmfao

[onyx dove]

I think out of most games I’ve played the souls have had the best drip for sure. But ds1 came out when I was a child and I played it religiously for like 9 years. Special place in my heart

[vital grove]

ds1 light role drip

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring drip can be cool

Sometimes

[uncut cove]

Didn’t play ds1 as a kid but it’s def my favorite in terms of world design. A souls game with a fully realized ds1 map with ds3 bosses and combat would be the best game ever made

[vital grove]

ds1 by far has the best layout

[onyx dove]

I couldn’t stand almost anything about ds2 aesthetically but god it had awesome pvp

[vital grove]

ds3 is my fav by far for pvp and on average has the best bosses

[onyx dove]

I loved launching dudes with my great sword into lava

[vital grove]

that place allready kinda sucked (was fun but also slightly painful)

[onyx dove]

The iron keep or something like that right?

[vital grove]

ye

[velvet vault]

you would be crucified by the ds2 community for that opinion

[vital grove]

i just like convents alot alot more in ds3 and its easier to get people to invade and the biggest reason is prob because thats when it kicked in more i did enjoy some pvping in ds2

[strong cloak]

The only thing I liked about DS3 PvP was the "arena" you could host after Pontiff Sulyvahn.

[velvet vault]

my experience with pvp is mostly in the arenas

invasions were pretty fun as an summonable invader like watchdogs and aldrich

[pallid saffron]

help i encountered a enemy in elden ring i couldn't beat

it looked like this

[viscid knot]

99

[floral furnace]

Damn

[viscid knot]

i am level 494

[floral furnace]

Share some of them with me pls

[viscid knot]

sureeee😁

[floral furnace]

[viscid knot]

yeah :D

[vital grove]

it might be that i just liked the lvls more and my build more

[onyx dove]

I’ve never seen someone have to defend the statement “I liked 3 better than 2”. Wild world we live in

[young adder]

Nice 😆

[young adder]

I tried to figure it out but couldn't. Who exactly is that?😅

[pallid saffron]

the snowfield area in one of the edges

[young adder]

At wat location?

[young adder]

@robust gulch @somber fern This rn 😄 i cant believe it hppnd few mins ago and got relevant situation now

[somber fern]

Owh

[robust gulch]

Lol

[somber fern]

Can they parry malenia tho?

[young adder]

Who can? we can 😄

[valid haven]

me when i go to the chest at the dragon burnt ruins

[humble parrot]

who stole my meme

you gotta pay the tax I don't make the rules 🫴

[meager axle]

Isn't your tarnished a notorious thief?

[quartz geyser]

Hes Both

[humble parrot]

since when

[meager axle]

Happened when the lore was made that's when ig

[humble parrot]

She raided godrick's pantry ONCE

[meager axle]

A thief is a thief
Almost got fired for that

[humble parrot]

no one was drinking that booze

[meager axle]

Would still be nice to have it there just in case!

[humble parrot]

okay you're excused

but not the other dude

[ornate karma]

i don't see your signature, looks fake to me!

[meager axle]

Oh damn-

[blissful nacelle]

wsg my nxggers

[subtle cypress]

what did he mean by this?

[quaint pilot]

rasicm obviously

[gleaming delta]

We need this now bro 😭

[somber fern]

Smash w

[somber bear]

Parry. More. Often. Bros.
(Especially on higher NG cycles when stance breaks become rarer and rarer)

[somber fern]

Agreed

[gleaming delta]

Fr I'm on like ng +10 on my main slot and Godfrey never had a stance break

[ornate karma]

you can parry godfrey?

[bronze smelt]

P1

[burnt quartz]

Tfw the AI chose crack pipe over studying the lore properly

Now Gowry is Pidia and the Dancer in Blue both at once

[humble parrot]

Source: I made it up

[burnt quartz]

Basically
Source: I took in too much meth and now I'm hallucinating

[humble parrot]

Okay but it's on you for expecting reliable answers from a chick whose brain is half-rotted

[burnt quartz]

WTF
They actually censored the word Rot*ssy
So now I cannot say I'm a Malenia simp the cool way

This is literally like that novel written by George Orwell whose title is also ironically censored in here

[humble parrot]

This is the consequence of letting the Golden Order win

[barren eagle]

They fear its power

[prisma yoke]

HOW

[ornate karma]

thats cool but you probably dont want to share mods on the official server lol..

[sleek sky]

is it prohibited?

[humble parrot]

he's allowed he has buggy pfp

[prisma yoke]

@burnt quartz Assyrian?

[ornate karma]

y-yes its literally alteration of the game

[sleek sky]

a. thxx

[ornate karma]

looks cool, if it gets released publicly i'll look forward too it, just keep it to the right places, even if this server isn't heavily moderated for that stuff lol, its safer for you that way 👁️

[humble parrot]

last time I saw a mod around here was prehistory tho. Dragons still ruled the Lands Between

[sleek sky]

someone told me smtg like "they don't prohibit, but don't splicitly allow" or smtg

[humble parrot]

who got Marika'd

[sleek sky]

it's mariking time

[burnt quartz]

My username? Half-so.
Myself? Not even remotely

[prisma yoke]

Ah okay. What are you?

[burnt quartz]

I really don't see how that matters at all within this context

Are you gonna scold me for cultural appropiation or something?

[humble parrot]

if you two gonna fight my bets are on the lamassu pfp dude, rule of cool

[strong cloak]

What?

lmfao it is blocked.

Let me check...

Dollussy.

[burnt quartz]

Try typing the year in which the current king of England was born. You can't

[strong cloak]

HAHA

Now I can say I'm a Ranni simp the cool way!

[burnt quartz]

Marikussy

[strong cloak]

Becoming Elden Lord to bring peace to the Lands Between: 🤢

Ceramicussy: 😋

[burnt quartz]

So you're into Claymen. Neat

[strong cloak]

What.

No.

This is slander.

I prefer dolls.

[somber bear]

The injustice felt by Malenia fans knowing rot-
-ussy is banned

[pine dock]

@gusty sandal

[gleaming delta]

So true

[ornate karma]

requesting the full song please thanks

[idle dagger]

bad

[iron shale]

Careful of jumpscare guys

[amber badge]

Does anybody have the Elden shrimp video

[gritty venture]

[upper matrix]

🙀🙀🙀

[prime echo]

Real

[iron shale]

Beavis: Hehehehehehehehe, no chicks

[iron shale]

Butthead: It’s maidens dumbass

[gleaming delta]

I like that one
Mine now

[strong hill]

Evil bread

[gleaming delta]

[mild vortex]

Rule 14

Requesting or offering trades/gifts/sales of items or runes is not permitted outside of the #1080443314983141417 channel. If you were not aware of this, please review Rule 14 in #rules and check the #faq.

[novel fulcrum]

@hollow reef @vernal fog ☝️

[quartz geyser]

Fight the magma dragon is just testing your Patience
Half the time he seems to just spam that charge attack leaving half the battle field in magma

[left finch]

i despise his charge

it's pretty easily to deal with if a spirit ash is tanking it though

[wise star]

Lego world's is so underrated

[somber bear]

I can hear prowler’s theme

[pallid saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNXN7-D1hs

[junior summit]

"Dragon spells are fair and balanced in pvp, just dodge lol"

[quartz geyser]

Just like everything else

[zenith axle]

Considering how long it takes for it to cast you can just straight up knock them out of the cast

[junior summit]

If they have low enough poise, then you can knock them out with a lightning bolt

I did earlier

[zenith axle]

Or you know, don't let the guy with awful spells get far from you

[junior summit]

Yeah

[astral eagle]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[subtle cypress]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[gleaming delta]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[fringe mesa]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[gritty venture]

I’m gonna go into the south side of Chicago dress as mohg and just start screaming nihil

[quartz geyser]

Perfect order gang

[fringe mesa]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[fossil forum]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[humble parrot]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[vital sand]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[gritty venture]

[glad hare]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[swift meteor]

p r a i s e t h e s u n

[trail jolt]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[echo widget]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[proven apex]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[craggy tide]

m a y c h a o a s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[novel fulcrum]

🤭

[meager axle]

"communing" with the ancient dragons

[deft wraith]

Guys check this out😎

oh i can't post the imagine :((

[honest linden]

Yooo that’s fire bro

[deft wraith]

thanks man

[honest linden]

(I’d recommend getting the Tarnished role)

[deft wraith]

how😭

[deft fiber]

What else would he be doing?

[ornate karma]

getting printed

[deft fiber]

Ah here we go

[strong cloak]

164' dragon gf.

[deft fiber]

She’s free real estate considering how Vyke chose the finger maiden over her

[gleaming delta]

eat her heart

[strong cloak]

out.

[deft fiber]

NEVER

[strong cloak]

I will eat her a—

[gleaming delta]

shes too rocky

[deft fiber]

Lmao

[gleaming delta]

Bro thinks he's vyke 💀

[deft fiber]

I wish I was pre frenzied flame Vyke

[gleaming delta]

i think frenzied flame ending was inspired on the third impact, like melting everyone together back to the original form

That's why it's the best one

perfect order is bettar

But do you become dormammu? Didn't think so.

you guys dont even want to protect ur maidens, you just want to see the world burning

As you should

There's nothing good about it so minus well restart

theres no restart, we'll be molted together forever

[deft fiber]

Lansseax.

We need lansseax questline and ancient dragon ending please 🙏🙏🙏

[strong cloak]

You can't spell "Lansseax" without "se—

[deft fiber]

Look all I’m saying is that she’s weak to pierce and headshots

[strong cloak]

She takes 100% more damage from headshots.

[ornate karma]

most dragons do

[deft fiber]

If you know what I mean you know waht I mean

You know what I mean

[ornate karma]

instructions unclear, got finger stuck in jar, send help.

[deft fiber]

That’s the wrong thing to get your finger stuck in

Anyways if Michael zaki doesn’t add a lansseax questline I’m rebelling

He wont be able to keep me in his swamp dog crab basement any longer

[gleaming delta]

Back shots* 😏

[deft fiber]

You are forgetting about the dragon bl*wjobs

[gleaming delta]

Big teeth though

[gleaming delta]

💀

[deft fiber]

Tongue

Also I bet she’d be gentle with it

[deft fiber]

Incorrect tho he already inherited the flame that means he cucked lansseax for his finger maiden

I just got stun locked and one shot by a spinning staff bruh

Ok smited him with some claymore swings and a single honed bolt cause I saw him again

That’s the power of lansseax’s incants 🔥

[strong cloak]

Fixed it.

[deft fiber]

Now that’s more like it

[deft fiber]

To better reflect my agenda I change my name

[quartz geyser]

Is everyone sick of the doll so were doing the dragon now?

[subtle cypress]

yeah

[deft fiber]

I’ve always done the dragon

Or sorry I want to do the dragon

[cyan hull]

Does wearing a bunny mask to commit unholy acts make someone that isn’t anyone in particular a furry?

[meager axle]

[soft shoal]

Idk why I traded Elden ring for fifa 23😭😭😭

[deft fiber]

Ah you bastard

[fluid bear]

coward

[strong cloak]

Nomadic Merchants BE LIKE "I don't get many customers here"

MY BROTHER IN Frenzy YOU are not Kalé

[uncut cove]

Homies William afton

[lone cypress]

understandable

[uncut cove]

No not understandable

Mfer killed children

[somber bear]

“You’re not that guy pal, you’re not that guy”

[bronze gorge]

Average elden ring player diary

[velvet vault]

cant wait for the dlc and a merchant is in hell speaking of not getting customers

[lone cypress]

thought he was gonna make a tear scarab mask or sumthin'

[gleaming delta]

lol

[quartz geyser]

Sex yes
Murder no

[ornate karma]

seen this kinda stuff before, its a bit morbid but the result is super fricken cool

[crude yoke]

Average serial killer Friday night

[meager axle]

[uncut cove]

No you’re just a terrible person
Please grow and change as a person

Find God. Be better

[lone cypress]

what the actual f*ck?

[deft fiber]

Fr

[quaint pilot]

nah those reactions added at the end isn't fonna make you relatable, you still a garbage person for sending that 💯 🙏

[honest linden]

Bro

[astral vault]

@mossy narwhal bro??

[lost field]

What dis he send

[vital grove]

most likely nsfw

[deft fiber]

It was a really weird thing that joked about p*rnhub kids or something like that

[glad hare]

This reminds me of that one rick and morty episode

[meager axle]

California clearly

[gleaming delta]

with the giant snake its not. thats florida in the summer

[atomic belfry]

Magic only is a pretty viable run...

[strong hill]

The dead rat

[novel fulcrum]

Verily

[next abyss]

LMAO

[pearl knot]

Ok on god do level 68 ( me right now ) and trying to go threw ainsel river is a pain in the A**

[gleaming delta]

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[normal knoll]

im. okay.

[humble parrot]

tis just a scratch

[paper coral]

I dont know if im just high but this is fkng beautiful

[gleaming delta]

Nope your just high

[steady urchin]

I was just through there yesterday I looked the same

[drowsy wagon]

Yep, we’ve all been there

[steel charm]

Resting before the fun

[humble parrot]

quick nap

[meager axle]

a mimir

[karmic orchid]

Lol

[paper coral]

Aw man

[gleaming delta]

youtube shorts enjoyers 😎