elden-fun

[trim thunder]

Idk I think a magic power drill works on just about anything

[pulsar shore]

Possum placenta

[twin valley]

Holy user jumpscare

[formal needle]

You could Say that for 95 percent of the game

Skeletons i Guess but i can't think of something else weak to holy

[twin valley]

Yeah, but one cannot beat him & elden beast with holy (the physical part will do all the work)

[gleaming delta]

I love how Miyazaki made an entirely new damage type for Elden Ring and then proceeded to make half the bosses oppressively resistant to it. I shouldn't of expected anything less.

[shut ferry]

Excuse me my bonk stick taken from a giant destroyed radagon

[twin valley]

Golden Order GS is so cool but by the time I get it I can’t use it

[gleaming delta]

At least Faith builds can do damage a thousand different ways. You can burn, you can zap, you can burn with black fire.

[twin valley]

True

[trail beacon]

you can throw pocket sand

[gleaming delta]

Ah, yes, how could I forget about rocks?

[twin valley]

Is it wrong for one to use the power of the gods to slay the gods?

[trail beacon]

no, but it's funnier to use the soldier of godrick's sword

[gleaming delta]

Gonna kill God with a stick I found along the way.

[twin valley]

I’m still using the power of the gods in that case

[trail beacon]

what's y'alls fav weapon?

[twin valley]

Dark Moon GS

[gleaming delta]

Knight's Greatsword. Actual moveset instead of slamming it into the ground like a goober.

[trail beacon]

easily the zweihander for me

[thorny marsh]

don't blame the horse, blame the knight

[gleaming delta]

I also like a lot of the STR/INT weapons. Loretta's Sickle, Royal Greatsword, Carian Knight Sword/Shield. I also like the Sword Sorceries.

[unique yacht]

yeah

[trail beacon]

the horse breathes it's stinky ass breath onto me (I know it's not art of a draconic tree sentinel, I couldn't find good art of it)

[thorny marsh]

the horseman decided to turn them into a dragon too

[unique yacht]

hes the one who tamed the horse

[twin valley]

The knight is chained to the horse btw so who’s really at fault?

[thorny marsh]

Ordovis's greatsword

[trail beacon]

the soldier of Godrick, for he's the one who created all other life

[twin valley]

Good point

[unique yacht]

The soldier of godrick is the hardest boss in gaming history

[trail beacon]

I legit died a lot to him in the tutorial

[gleaming delta]

Rick, Soldier of God was such a cool boss, just to be reposted all over the place in every area afterwards.

[twin valley]

what are we gonna do? Kill him?

[gleaming delta]

At least his moveset and gear changes up every once in a while. But before the game's over you've fought him a thousand times and I can take him with my eyes closed now.

[trail beacon]

yeah, they just nerfed him (a lot) and threw him all over limgrave

[unique yacht]

Yeah

[gleaming delta]

And then the mobs around Liurnia, Caelid, Altus, and even the Haligtree? All just recolors. So lazy.

[twin valley]

We can kill god, but we cant kill his soldier, rick 🤔

[gleaming delta]

It was so cool to fight Capra and Taurus again in the first Dark Souls. You got to see how much stronger and better you've gotten between the beginnning of the game and the endgame.

But in Elden Ring? It feels so cheapened.

[trail beacon]

I've never spared D's brother before and I've just seen him slay Fia ;-;

how many new endings do you expect the dlc to give us?

[thorny marsh]

None, like all the souls before this one

[twin valley]

if its like Ds1 then It will be something to do along the way, if its like ds3 it will tie up loose ends

obviously deepening the lore

but hey maybe it'll give us a revered character, like the knight who got corrupted by the abyss from ds1 (i forgor his name)

[humble parrot]

Artorias?

[twin valley]

Yeah that guy

[quartz geyser]

Man no wonder i like the game so much its made specifically for me

[carmine vault]

Where the meme

[upper breach]

I brok my monitor

[abstract path]

F

[valid panther]

L

[upper breach]

No maiden?

[vital grove]

????

[iron shale]

POV: You’ve died and awaken in a hellish, endless abyss, now having reincarnated as the form of a cat. You spend your days in isolation, in total darkness, fearing the ever impeding screams and malformed faces that makes up the walls of your eternal prison. They will be your only company now. Time is lost to you as your sanity depletes, becoming utterly devoid of any mental intuition. It was a mercy for you to have lost conscience as the years go by in your solitude, to spare you from anymore suffering. You are now a mindless being in a unborn world. Truly, it is a fate worse then death…

[subtle cypress]

relatable

[drifting karma]

I Fr think they gonna do a Alexander ending

[gleaming delta]

Age of Jars, yes.

[drifting karma]

Lol

[gleaming delta]

Literally the only two things the Playstation has going for it at this point is Demon Souls and Bloodborne.

[lost field]

Wat about ghost of tushima

[vital grove]

agreed

[lost field]

This game is legendary

[drowsy wagon]

It is a very good game

[zealous stratus]

I thought zelda is zelda for sad people

[uncut cove]

||Now we need one with VII snail that says ‘No Walter?’||

[willow seal]

What game is it?

[craggy knoll]

Ghost of Tsushima

[robust zodiac]

That’s awesome

[next bane]

cool af dude

[gaunt cradle]

the future looking wild

[late verge]

Thanks guys it was fun making it

[deep sleet]

Jumper goes hard

[lost field]

Ghost of tushima it's a play station exclusive

[vital grove]

it was originally in castle crushers unless that game got it from smth else in new grounds

[twin valley]

song is pretty good ngl

[opal cargo]

It's a recent earworm for me too

[twin valley]

why

[vast oasis]

Wise Erd Was Burned(Sorry for ping)

[next swallow]

this pic goes hard

[ornate karma]

lmao, exposed,

[vivid oar]

Tbf, sometimes YouTube does this weird thing where it'll show a video that got previewed for a few seconds in the past as if it was fully watched

[honest linden]

That seems like compensating for something lmao

[steady linden]

and sometimes you watch a video halfway, turn it off and it doesn't appear in your history

[vivid oar]

Not like it's me in the screenshot lol, I'm just saying that it has happened to me. YouTube is kinda wack sometimes

[formal needle]

Strength users jumpscare

[thorny marsh]

mississipi_queen.mp3

And kaboom

[earnest star]

easy guard counter.

[stone coral]

one of my screenshots in ER

[formal needle]

This Pic goes hard, feel free to screenshot it

[stone coral]

[formal needle]

Ik but when a fcking kamikaze Bird flies into your face with a Fire breath It's a bit different

[thorny marsh]

Then maybe the solution is the pike, since it is in the same area

[formal needle]

Besides It's One of the most annoying enemies in the game period, kukris and Like fan daggers do the job

[thorny marsh]

True

[formal needle]

Andreotti

[honest linden]

Ya ik it’s happened to me too

[main gust]

AAAAA

[formal needle]

hehe gotem

[twin valley]

Magic only user jumpscare

[meager axle]

Isn't the redhead worse?

[twin valley]

Carian sword spells

[meager axle]

Yea that's true

[zealous zodiac]

Amazing

[cerulean mortar]

it would catch me for sure

[gilded crag]

Ur lord of blood will keep torturing u and ur also maidenless until the dlc comes out, I also defeated u weak npc

Shut before I DEVOUR

[earnest coyote]

Blud is not rykard😭🙏

[gilded crag]

Very well...

Nah why is it getting deleted

[earnest coyote]

Idk

[uncut cove]

Free the homie, he did nothing wrong!!

The homie:

[uncut cove]

I forgor GIFS dont work on this server

[twin valley]

The last Thing the Host of fingers sees before getting dealt an obscene amount of holy damage from a physick

[subtle cypress]

screw the meme, i wanna know whose face they put over natsuki in the pfp

it’s gonna keep me up at night

[copper cradle]

my ranni fumo finally got delivered

[somber bear]

Burn it.

[copper cradle]

nooo it's such a cutie patootie though

[cerulean mortar]

Lover, O lover
Time for jar!

[gleaming delta]

From head to toe every detail is perfect.

[honest linden]

“oh, a dogged fellow are we? Or is it merely thy habit to talk to dolls?”

[pulsar shore]

Thyn

[bitter anchor]

You... Join the serpent king as familyyy.. TOGETHERRR We will devour the very gods!

[foggy stag]

Not mine but went hard

[cedar cradle]

bro def got oblitterated

[humble parrot]

she has an alcohol problem

[meager axle]

Reminds me of somebody

[humble parrot]

they grow up so fast

[meager axle]

Can't say the same for their liver-

[true snow]

its from "wolvxowl" on Instagram
I don't know their tiktok id

[tardy hill]

It went hard indeed

[upper matrix]

Rya if she was (schreal)

[foggy stag]

Kanker

[meager axle]

His eye looks like it's gonna pop out

[uncut cove]

It’s like those rubber toys that you squeeze to make the eyes pop out

[foggy stag]

Me when boggarts shrimp

[uncut cove]

Boiled crab >>>

[humble parrot]

Boggart>>>>

[uncut cove]

[upper matrix]

For schreal

[twin valley]

Very Shrimple

[earnest coyote]

Real

[gleaming delta]

[void trail]

guys

[gleaming delta]

fakest thing ive seen all year lmao

[foggy stag]

AHHHH

[safe tapir]

if only... 😔

[bitter anchor]

Why did Fromsoft decide to make it 90$?????

[meager axle]

I wish

[safe tapir]

because we are sheep and we'd buy it.

[vital grove]

fromsoft has never recently made games that are 90 dollars

[vital grove]

good point i’d def buy it for 90 on steam

[subtle cypress]

meanwhile in a perfect universe

[safe tapir]

I'd buy it if it were more than $90

[vital grove]

idk what my limit would be ig i wouldn’t buy it if it was over 120 and id have to think hard about anything past 100

[safe tapir]

yeah

[remote locust]

someday,,,

[winter sage]

@compact narwhal this you wandering Leyendell bro?

[velvet vault]

cause its sony and they increase prices on pc compared to the original console

gow is like 20 on ps4 and 40 on steam

[glad hare]

Put it in a jar

[glad hare]

And then I woke up

[formal needle]

Bruh

90 dollars Is some Sony AAA sht

[acoustic patio]

It's not elden ring but i think it's funny

[quaint pike]

Anyone want to do elden eing bingo ?

[tropic adder]

Interesting

[quaint pike]

Wanna learn more about it ?

[tropic adder]

Sure. This slowmode is facking stupid

Into the abyss it goes

[glad hare]

Im interested

[tardy hill]

...HOW DO I MADE THEM
Seriously, I need to know

[gleaming delta]

The elden beast is at your door, how scared are you?

[mental epoch]

Not really scared tbh I'm the one punch man

[vast oasis]

Loretta shall suck d-

[vivid oar]

Nah man that's Arizona

[ornate karma]

i thought it was california

[acoustic patio]

Stole that

[honest linden]

Bro found the most generic elden ring memes on the internet

[ornate karma]

from week 1

[gleaming delta]

∞

[oak coral]

Godfrey be like

Its in the lore.

The only diffreance with hoora loux is that he isnt religous

[foggy badger]

💀 💀 💀 Facts

[thorny marsh]

Smithing a weapon capable of slaying a god

But do not remove the s from slaying

[safe tapir]

I will remove the s

[ornate karma]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[quaint pike]

Anyone want to do elden eing bingo ?

[thorny marsh]

wats dat

[trim thunder]

Malenia finna get my God s(laying) armament

[thorny marsh]

Why is your Eye Slant 0?

[trim thunder]

I was made in a lab

[thorny marsh]

rip

[edgy junco]

NAHH

[fluid bear]

good one

[meager axle]

I'm sure he said "SLAY" a god not "LAY" one!

[deep sleet]

The pharaoh’s curse

[opal cargo]

POV: You are fighting the Witches of Henwick with 0 Insight👁️

[swift sequoia]

pc gaming

[thorny marsh]

The legend never dies!!!

[ivory solstice]

totally agree

[humble parrot]

we do what

[uncut cove]

Yes

[swift meteor]

Now I really want armored core

[deep sleet]

Ranni

[twin valley]

It is fun because you can build your character to look like Optimus prime 👍

[tame stream]

Anyone have the video where the cashier gives a kid a handful of Pennie’s for change and the kid freaks out?

[mossy helm]

Screw gravity

[ripe glacier]

volume warning I'm serious put it down, this was a level 1 and +0 weapon upgrades run

[mossy helm]

@earnest cedar @sinful sun, me during the Malenia fight 💀

[earnest cedar]

TRUE

[mossy helm]

Literally buffed like my life depended on it

(It totally did)

[sinful sun]

BROO

[earnest cedar]

I never buff

[craggy knoll]

@river vessel

[river vessel]

That, my fellow, is what happens to Tarnished who do not have Knowledge. Besides, Skill Issue, Ratio, and Touch Grace.

[meager axle]

He was number one

[slender mountain]

[coral grove]

All in 68 hours, that’s pretty cool dude

[median rock]

guys how the #### i did 13k damage with hookclaws while maining mage

its cursed bleed thing or what..

dude i finished mother dragon in 1 minute

[elfin granite]

Naked lil nas x booty

[sick raft]

YESS feels good, first platinum as well.

[ornate karma]

grats, now play for fun and "accidentally" add 400 hours to your gameplay time

[velvet loom]

100% doesnt feel like 100%

[ornate karma]

its closer to like 70 or 80% of the whole game, theres a fair number of side dungeons that are hard to find

[velvet loom]

yeah

[sick raft]

Already played for fun on my first run lol, decided to make another character recently and go for the plat.
280hrs in

[ornate karma]

👍

[sick tinsel]

great video but why is there a single frame of elden ring at the start

[daring badger]

Greased weapons restore her health.

[vital grove]

no i won’t believe it

[vital grove]

so it counts as an elden ring meme ofc

[quaint pike]

Anyone up for some Elden Ring BIngo or interested in trying it out ?

[swift timber]

nooooooo

[vapid sundial]

Mubad

[ebon dune]

my really serious waifu ranking

[burnt tree]

agree with everything except put malenia in the top right

[quaint valley]

thats so boring

[honest linden]

Yeah I don’t get what the point of the game is if you play like that

[quaint valley]

intelligence ranged is for not so great players

idk where they find the fun in spamming from light years away

[honest linden]

It’s literally holding down one button it like defeats the purpose of the game

[ebon dune]

I have some PTSD from his fight

[cerulean mortar]

What game is this?

[main gust]

where my boy shabriri

[ebon dune]

He his in everyone hearts

[burnt tree]

Trueee but tall woman

[crude stump]

Saints Row IV

[cerulean mortar]

Thanks

[humble trellis]

We need this as a boss

[honest linden]

It turns in to an absolute DEMON for phase 2

[subtle cypress]

dlc leaked footage

[velvet loom]

red cat of radagon

[livid otter]

Got hungry last night

[cerulean mortar]

That took Guts

[quaint pike]

Anyone up for some Elden Ring BIngo or interested in trying it out ?

[verbal elm]

but what about Rya in snake form

[woeful mist]

Hello

[tardy hill]

Rya is for hugs only, regardless of form

[quaint comet]

I killed Rya

[quartz geyser]

Pass but you will still marry?

[ebon dune]

I can marry someone for orher things than her apparance you know

[ebon dune]

Absolutely

[velvet loom]

if theres a exit behind corhyn why wont he just head that way

[misty jolt]

He is not a quick Thinker

[fair ferry]

Bro too much in to faith no int 😭

[earnest coyote]

I thought that was the yes king guy😭😭😭

[misty jolt]

Fr

[radiant hedge]

Dung eater should be top right corner

[gleaming delta]

what is lore implication of this

[empty cobalt]

lore implication: they all look fly as hell

[gleaming delta]

First experience with a friendly invader lol

[dusty yew]

What about rosaria

[iron shale]

Hunguts

Grifgry

Cascaca

[thorny marsh]

This post was fact checked by true Carim knights

[inland siren]

Sellen best wife

[daring oar]

The vibe

[rustic cypress]

rate my steam favorites

[velvet vault]

too many cods

[subtle cypress]

terraria is based

[gleaming delta]

0/10, half of them arent even installed

[teal blade]

Not enough RPGs, no Modern Warfares…

The real question is: What is the best cod game on that list? I would say World at War but the original Black Ops is also a banger

[rustic cypress]

thats because i dont have any modern warfares

aint no way im buying the same game three more times,besides i already played all of them including the 2019 one but too broke for 2022 one

[teal blade]

Yeah you should fix that. Too late to really enjoy the older ones fully but… new mw3 will be the first activision game to have zombies so

I’m interested to see what non-treyarch cod zombies looks like.

[coral grove]

Both terraria and tmod, clearly exquisite taste

[thorny barn]

If it's real i would play Fortnite instead.

[quiet pier]

Starbound 🥵

[verbal elm]

The fact that this is scarier than fighting the dragon

[meager axle]

He has a gun now

[uncut cove]

That’s so much more terrifying

[uncut cove]

Anti material rifle

[meager axle]

Actual pistol shrimp

[uncut cove]

The pistol In question:

[vital grove]

all over the place also surprised to see star bound

[uncut cove]

1 caliber rifle

[meager axle]

Beeg boolet

[safe tapir]

Holy crap

One of us

[dense bough]

"how it feels to spread misinformation"

[cerulean mortar]

CoD cringe the rest is based

[tawdry heath]

Finally a person who thinks CoD is cringe

[honest linden]

It is fr, CoD is boring

[humble parrot]

Call of what

[honest linden]

Oh whoops mobile sucks

[humble parrot]

Call of WHAT

[honest linden]

Call of Duty

[humble parrot]

You gotta spin it into COS and leech off activison's fanbase, cmon

[gleaming delta]

😿

[meager axle]

If elden ring gets a nintendo switch port
Imma be upset

[cerulean mortar]

why? It’d run like garbage on switch so they would never port it but more players is almost never a bad thing, even if Nintendo fans can be annoying (I am one) it would still be a net positive for FS

[meager axle]

Normally with ports, the game has to make adjustments to accommodate for the lesser console(In this case it's switch)
Then again, could just be a few occasions

[cerulean mortar]

I mean no matter how much they optimize it’ll still run horribly on switch, but even if they did that it wouldn’t affect you at all, if they lowered optimization they wouldn’t allow crossplay, and besides they don’t do that already anyways

[meager axle]

I wish there was crossplay, what I don't wish for is bumped down details in the game just because Nintendo wants a piece.

[meager axle]

gaht

[worldly otter]

What game is this

[shy pier]

Saints Row IV

[worldly otter]

Has a feeling it was Saints Row

[cerulean mortar]

But that wouldn’t happen, literally them reducing optimization for switch affects you in no way

I don’t see why you’d have any reason to be upset, what do you think Miyazaki is gonna do, come to your house, beat you up, and downgrade the Elden Ring you already have installed on your PC?

[meager axle]

Just sayin' that's how ports work. Sacrifices of other consoles for the switch compatibility

Also Miyazaki will most likely break knees, he's a scary man

[humble parrot]

he's in your walls

[meager axle]

That man scares me

[tepid wren]

less is more

[gleaming delta]

no it's not?

Why would they downgrade preexisting versions to release on switch

[meager axle]

"The time for talk has past, the lord's work must be done."

[deep sleet]

I put the new forgis on the Jeep

[vital grove]

siegeward is way better than solaire

[meager axle]

I've just recently played DS3. Can confirm my bias towards Siegward as best friend
Long may the sun shine!

[sullen roost]

The deed is done. Every FromSoft game is Platinum'ed. Yay! Now I can rest and do someting else

[vital grove]

ds1 plat is so much smithing

[vital grove]

every big fromsoft game ye

[sullen roost]

Yeah I would rather do that than DS3's covenant offline farming methods 😡

Never again DS3, never. 😄

[subtle cypress]

it’s over, you can touch grass now. good work

[sullen roost]

YESSS!!!

[subtle cypress]

now go platinum all the minor fromsoft games

[meager axle]

Now do it again hitless

[vital grove]

atleast they exist

on pc everything was quite active but blue sentinel 💀

[sullen roost]

I gotta admit... that I can't do 😄

[vital grove]

you get summoned once a dark moon

[vital grove]

but ye that sounds horrible (why couldn’t you do online?)

[sullen roost]

I did some of it online. But I gotta admit that I am way way bad at PvP. I lose 60% of my matches.

[vital grove]

ah fair i enjoyed doing pvp and stuff but dam does it feel bad being 1 shot by a single parry with chaos dagger and hornet ring

[misty jolt]

That is The beauty of Elden Ring. Sometimes you are better than The person you are fighting even in an unfair fight.

[distant quail]

Elden Ring's platinum was pretty easy for being such a big game, DS3 had a lot more missable stuff

[rich lava]

Imagine an acquire all sorcery and incantations in er

[somber bear]

Andre becoming a millionaire from the chosen undead going for 100%

[somber bear]

I think they’ve could’ve gone further with the trophies. An all boss one would’ve been great.

Or one trophy for each type of boss, like “defeat every deathbird” or “defeat every tree sentinel”. And then the culmination boss trophy

[sullen roost]

I was looking for the trophy "Defeat Malenia without taking a single damage/without healing" but it's been missing since Day 1. I wonder where it went? 😂

[cerulean mortar]

Now do King’s Field

[sullen roost]

I would excitingly do it if it has trophies 😞

[vital grove]

100% binding of isaac

[foggy oracle]

hahaha

[tardy hill]

The plot thickens

[meager axle]

The pot man story arc

[cerulean mortar]

Just wait until you see Let Me Finger Her

[vital grove]

the pot thickens

[strong jacinth]

There’s let me solo her and now there’s let me date her

Malenia

Let me solo her solos malenia blade of miqulla and helps a load of players on pc

[cerulean mortar]

Malenia is a hard late game optional boss

[strong jacinth]

He just wears a jar head and uses two katanas and he solos her he usually never takes any damage

[cunning wolf]

DOOM

[gleaming delta]

@cunning wolf
I cast foam of pig's toes

[cunning wolf]

This guy valid

[gleaming delta]

I cast pickled bull testicles

lmao summary:
we went from sandwich ingredients to drugs to exotic meals

[cunning wolf]

You valid

[gleaming delta]

a feast

[wide raptor]

W AC chat?

[distant quail]

Nice

[vital grove]

because smithing goes to 25 and somber goes to 10

no

[daring oar]

This a regular weapon so it goes up to 25 with the regular stones

[vital grove]

iirc that’s a somber weapon

no somber gives more than smithing per so they are pretty similar

[cerulean mortar]

Sombers are usually better in fact, unless you have a specific build or are buff stacking (can do this on BH’s Fang anyway) so if you’re following a guide telling you to use Bloodhound’s Fang it’s a very good choice, if maybe a bit overpowered

[quaint pike]

Anyone want to do Elden Ring Bingo ?

[daring oar]

Idk if its a somber or regular weapon but somber weapons are mad strong fully upgraded even though it might seem like they dont have as much levels, somber stones are harder to come by and more expensive

[dusty yew]

why is it 5 minutes long

[cerulean mortar]

Grinding in ER is incredibly easy compared to the other FS titles wdym

[cerulean mortar]

Fromsoftware, the company that made Elden Ring, Demon’s Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Armored Core, and the Dark Souls series

compared to those other games listed (ones that ER gets compared to a lot) ER has very fast and easy grinding

[ripe oxide]

I mostly mean the magma blades

[gleaming delta]

Yee, Elden Ring has options when it comes to farming, and a lot of fairly easy AoE spells and attacks make it easy. It's just so mindnumbing.

[cerulean mortar]

It really isn’t slow as balls honestly, there are lots of ways you can look up for rune farming, specifically grinding for one item like magma blade can be rough but it’s still nowhere near some weapons in prior games, or god forbid sharp stone from that one black skeleton in Demon’s Souls

[fleet jacinth]

we live, we love, we lie

[ember niche]

bro why are you spoiling shadow of the erdtree dlc

[steady linden]

Шайлушай

my beloved

[subtle cypress]

this is just ranni when she was younger

[vital grove]

i have always found somber way easier than smithing

due to it being a 1-10 1 of each

then getting smth to +25 takes multiple of some of the 1-10 and ancient smithing dragon is harder than ancient somber dragon imo

[gleaming delta]

I miss when elden ring was fun

Then i met the fire giant

[supple lynx]

Lmfao

[river vessel]

Wait till you meet the Godskin Duo

Or...technically the Godskin 3 and a half

[gleaming delta]

Oh boy

[rain anvil]

Ranni if she was good:

[fleet jacinth]

Lol

[cerulean mortar]

Nah there a lot more ancient dragon smithing stones, especially in Farum Azula from the ancient dragons, you can get somber ones faster though either from quest completion, Consecrated Snowfield (also has ancient dragon ss) and Mohgwyn Palace via Varre’s

[vital grove]

ye it’s faster

[burnt quartz]

Wherefore didst thou turn Mistress Ranni into a catgirl? /j

[gleaming delta]

The whole game kinda goes to Hell once you start seeing snow, it feels like. Bosses are still great but the mobs feel so overtuned.

[crystal schooner]

does anyone here have a mod menu for elden ring

i wanna experiment with bosses

i mainly only need invincibility

[silk yew]

actually I think that would be useful for me too

[maiden spade]

Godskin Duo is not that hard imo

[river vessel]

You're Obama ofc it's not

[humble parrot]

Gideon Ofnir is a fic writer???

[river vessel]

Yes actually

[humble parrot]

Now I know what he does on his silly little desk

[maiden spade]

😭

[cerulean mortar]

Marika got a hit of that Elden Za

[ornate karma]

IncogNito

[vast oasis]

My playthrough explained

[bitter anchor]

Found photo of Radagon after Marika destroyed the Elden Ring

[upper matrix]

Wtf is this

[uncut cove]

[dusty yew]

Guys don't worry it's elden ring that's clearly marika

[kind mantle]

Godwyn looking at his stepdad’s wife

[cerulean mortar]

Mohg when he sees his father’s son

[viscid drift]

Might be an unpopular opinion, but this is my favorite boss

[gleaming delta]

Have you died to the roll move yet?

[kind mantle]

Still a good boss though, my personal fav’s Placidusax

[gleaming delta]

It's a really good boss, until it spams the roll move

[viscid drift]

You can just move to the right

Or block it, any decent shield can absorb the damage

[gleaming delta]

I use hammer. There is only forward.

[viscid drift]

Simply an issue of skill then

[gleaming delta]

I won't disagree with that one

Just about screwed that one up farming a few runes.

Nahhh, you're a professional. You've got it

Gets gibbed for 98% of health
"Yeah, I'm still in it!"
Gets healchecked

Getting down to 2 just makes it a fair fight

It's like playing Tekken. The only important part of the health bar is the last bit.

Was it mohgs farm?

No, Ballin' in Dragonbarrow.

You were ballin' pretty hard to get vigor checked

Hard af is the only way we go in the Lands Between.

[cerulean mortar]

Just roll forward diagonally towards him, it’s consistent with good timing

[gleaming delta]

to be honest, I only got to actually fight him once, other times as soon as he tps to heal he just falls through the floor

[cerulean mortar]

Weird bug, wonder why it happens

[gleaming delta]

idk, lemme run to him again and see if it happens a 104th time

[velvet loom]

marika more like merica

🇺🇸🦅

[subtle cypress]

🦅🦅🦅

[gleaming delta]

🫡 🇺🇸

But if Marika is America, then who is Radagon?

[subtle cypress]

USA

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

[gleaming delta]

Ah. How foolish of me, that makes perfect sense.

[karmic comet]

800 health ☠️ ☠️

i would 1 shot u lol

[unique yacht]

Thats a good boss

[unique yacht]

Stake of America lmao

nah more like Steak of America

[velvet loom]

Russiagon

[humble parrot]

he's clearly Ireland-coded

[velvet loom]

blowpipe radagon

[viscid drift]

Everything from the music to the concept. The first time I fought it I was surprised by how much damage I dealt and thought it was going to be really easy, made much more sense once the healing mechanic came out.

[gleaming delta]

shout out to this guy for carrying me during the radahn fight

[buoyant briar]

W Alexander

[gleaming delta]

A true warrior, to the very end.

[languid birch]

Don't blame you tbh
Absolutely baller soundtrack and amazing atmosphere

[quartz epoch]

my friends always ask why I play this game so much. Where else can I find this?

[deep sleet]

Wholesome if you ignore the rob+moonveil user

[vital grove]

using both at the same time is crazy

[viscid drift]

Thematic for my character too as she even uses the ancestral head item

Very spirit themed in general with my build

[languid birch]

they are fun outside of pvp, awful inside of pfp

also had a cool weapon idea

[cerulean mortar]

Use Sellen’s helmet, raises arc and int at stamina cost

[verbal elm]

(Adopted)

[verbal elm]

Gideon is my idol

[gleaming delta]

Find better idols.

[verbal elm]

You’ll never be all knowing 😒

[gleaming delta]

I don't need to know anything. The Two Fingers guide me, and I follow them. 🙏 🙌

[verbal elm]

L finger listener

[gleaming delta]

Spoken like someone whose never seen the Light of Grace.

[verbal elm]

Go commune with the two fingers you dweeb

[gleaming delta]

Get Inescapable Frenzy'd you monologuing mook.

[verbal elm]

don’t you have some omen babies to imprison

[gleaming delta]

Only at the same time as Gideon abandoning his adopted daughter for having a moral compass.

[verbal elm]

Don’t make me bring up the merchants

[gleaming delta]

Bring up the merchants. I have no patients for the Three Fingers and the Flames of Frenzy.

[cerulean mortar]

Patience*

[verbal elm]

If he was all knowing he wouldn’t have misspelled that

[cerulean mortar]

Precisely, common Golden Order L

[gleaming delta]

I don't mispell anything. The Fingers have guided me to make that decision.

[verbal elm]

Foolish fingers

[cerulean mortar]

I guess the Fingers don’t read at than a third grade level then, I guess that explains all of their decisions regarding the lands between in that case however

[gleaming delta]

There's only one school in the Lands Between, and they straight up started telling people "We're full."

[verbal elm]

You’d think the communicator of literal gods would have some kind of priority

[twin valley]

today I am ashamed to admit

(Thats elden ring)

[gleaming delta]

Don't feel bad. I'm at hour 300 and I'm only like halfway through my second playthrough.

[gleaming delta]

Dang I have 280 and just recently finished my 3rd playthrough

Honestly I spent a lot of time in my first run's endgame screwing around. I got super discouraged with the last gauntlet of bosses so I spent a couple sessions just doing jolly cooperation and helping other people with bosses and invasions while farming and hunting down random gear.

[cunning path]

Well dayum

[deep sleet]

Average sorcerer build

[vital grove]

i’ve got like 230 hours and only really have 1 play through but a lot of the time was helping people fight bosses in #868146641071398912 / #pc-co-op

[vital grove]

should of parried smh

[trail badge]

Sir Gideon Ofnir

[pulsar shore]

He he miss click

[robust zodiac]

🍺🍺🍺

[median coral]

First mage I’ve seen that doesn’t just run and spam one move

[wide raptor]

Worth it

[honest linden]

wtf

[uncut cove]

Wouldn’t

[meager axle]

Would burn at the stake

[uncut cove]

But can she bench 135 tho

Important question

[twin valley]

Sometimes the risk is worth the reward

[uncut cove]

Lol it got deleted

[clear sun]

Yeah but they lagged and got hit with 25 spells at once

[median coral]

But he didn't run though proud of him

[clear sun]

Yeah

[gleaming delta]

Blaidd didn't deserve the end he got.

[twin valley]

Frankly I dont understand liking Blaidd but thats probably due to not being a furry

[gleaming delta]

Blaidd's tall and nice to me.

[cobalt estuary]

Deserved for edge walking

[viscid drift]

Didn’t have to call me out like that, damn

[viscid drift]

It’s the voice

[bronze smelt]

Exactly

[viscid drift]

Though the giant monster man aspect mayyyy also play a part in that.

[crude cypress]

hi does anyone have bull-goat grieves they could trade me? DM

[deep sleet]

Just do the patches quest line

[vital grove]

#announcements-and-news

[strong cloak]

Golden Dragonslayer Armour goes so hard.

[gleaming delta]

i know right

pontiff got that 'uncle nobody talks to' energy

[meager axle]

Howzit fellas
I've expanded my business and can now be hired in Dark Souls 3
Don't be shy to ask for help if you do play ds3

[meager axle]

"You motherf-"

[feral geode]

Me to the local dragons… because I hate dragons.

[still falcon]

It should have been me, not him ME

[uncut cove]

♻️, and the obligatory “but can she bench 135

[river vessel]

Casts Flame Cleanse Me

[verbal elm]

Is there a lore reason for this?

[honest linden]

I guess it didn’t stay deleted for long

[safe tapir]

It would be so worth it though

[quaint pike]

Anyone want to try Elden Ring bingo ?

[safe tapir]

Nope

[clear sun]

I woulda killed him if he didn’t lag so it’s fine that I was edge walking👍

That wasn’t a slap

[somber bear]

It’s not fair..it’s not fair!

[sturdy verge]

I’m a recusant now

[sturdy drift]

Now you must meet lord rykard

[clear sun]

So me

[sturdy drift]

Edp445 lord of blood

[swift meteor]

togethaaa!!!

[quick mauve]

Say, tarnished, I just invited Miquella here to bake some cupcakes

[sturdy drift]

Impeccable joke

[timid fiber]

the lads

[viscid drift]

I just love when Radagon decides to go full caster mode for an entire minute

Elden ring bullet hell edition

[humble parrot]

recalling those Raya Lucaria days

[viscid drift]

I really did not think the Elden beast’s explosion would deal 2000 damage and guardbreak me

[vital grove]

seemless co op mod?

[timid fiber]

yes

[meager axle]

🐍

[subtle cypress]

i don’t know how people can do this, i’d be terrified to even see one from a distance in real life

[vital grove]

it’s more with getting familiar with them and understanding that most snakes can’t really really hurt you and have no reason to and most of them are well trained

[sturdy verge]

Togetha!

[uncut cove]

I feel like lib left and auth right should be swapped. Sunbros, dark moon, and princess servants all serve a monarchy

[viscid drift]

I enjoy fighting Melania more than Radagon in those moments

I summoned some fashionable banished knight fellow

Together we devoured the very gods

[meager axle]

One of my brothers

[plain lily]

Togethaaaaaa!

[raw tusk]

hey you need help ?

[meager axle]

Thats my line you little sh-
Nah I'm good lol, do you?

[pine dock]

omg guise is rya an amongus reference??

frozen mist more like fps mist amirite?

[deep sleet]

This is how they made limgrave’s music

[honest inlet]

I know a guy who actually does this

He walks around town barefoot

[dark rain]

I lived in the country as a child and I would never wear shoes so when I moved to town I would always forget to put them on before going outside

[pulsar shore]

Das yucky

[bitter sail]

i need to know what this means

[gleaming delta]

21st night of september

[bitter sail]

thxs i was unaware

[glossy niche]

bought alexander figurine for 12 euros and it actly came

[steady linden]

do you remember?
the 21st night of september
love was changing the minds of pretenders
while chasing the clouds away

our hearts were ringing
in the key that our souls were singing
as we danced in the night
remember how the stars stole the night away

[bitter sail]

Your words truely was touchd me brother ily2❤️❤️❤️

[quartz geyser]

Good to know the DLC will never come out

[stray idol]

Don't be so pessimistic, why would that be?

[distant quail]

It was 1984'd anyway.

[terse fiber]

That would be one talented cat

[deep sleet]

He’s a good boy

[quartz geyser]

They blue balled us so hard

[brave warren]

all you gotta do is wait it releases in 1 hour

[trim thunder]

nice pfp

[brave warren]

thank you, your pfp is also nice

[quartz geyser]

it is funny

[cosmic flume]

My son drew this map in his diary featuring underground swamp. Boss design is also pretty unique with short cuts and secrete tunnels. What do you say. Should I send it to Fromsoft maybe they’ll consider using it in ER2?

[subtle cypress]

they’ll add it if it’s a poison swamp

[meager axle]

The sequel to Farron Keep

[radiant hedge]

Your son is the next miyazaki
He's already drawing poison swamps

[viscid drift]

Recusant or Pureblood Knight, you must choose

[quaint pike]

Anyone up for some Elden Ring bingo ?

[weary trellis]

Australia is a pretty good Elden ring reference

[somber bear]

Yo it’s my bathtub

[gleaming delta]

leonhia swamp

[cosmic flume]

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw the swamp lol

[inland ember]

when you realize that varre was telling the truth, even after melina becomes your maiden

[radiant hedge]

It's also supposed to be an underground swamp... Yeah your kid is just a part of Miyazaki's soul.

[wide raptor]

Good News Chat

[manic notch]

I honestly thought it was caelid and not mohg

[strong cloak]

Schizo pills:
Taken

[vast oasis]

It's a normal thing

[viscid drift]

Search “Mr Clean” in discord gifs

[uncut cove]

"621, I've got a job for you."

[meager axle]

Haveeeeel

[viscid drift]

I weep that Elden ring does not have the Havel armor. Bull goat armor is ugly

Havel armor was stylish

[trim thunder]

better in every single way other than poise

[opal cargo]

True

[viscid drift]

Fire prelate set is pretty ok

Blackflame monk set has the same vibe as havel’s set for some reason, and it has poise

My phone wallpaper

[river vessel]

I weep and cry that we don't have the Elite Knight Set. The Knight Set is good, the Banished Knight set is delightful, but why not give us the Elite Knight set?

[viscid drift]

I’m partial to the altered hoslow set for a fancy knight armor

I use that with a kite shield and estoc for the non-sweaty bleed build

[river vessel]

I see your Altered Hoslow and raise the un-altered Banished Knight chestplate with the altered helmet and set

[viscid drift]

That is also a good one, I prefer to be a bit lighter though

[uncut cove]

I’m sadder about the draconic knight set from ds3. Went from beautiful and pragmatic black and red armor to some crappy chainmail with a cape that looks like it came from spirit Halloween.

[river vessel]

True...I wish they'd kept some of the old sets

[gleaming delta]

What the hell is this chat

[zealous stratus]

Is that John Dune?

[opal cargo]

[steady topaz]

Nah man that's John P

[uncut cove]

Encyclopedia Brittanica volumes 1-10

[opal cargo]

💀

[uncut cove]

Am I wrong tho?

[opal cargo]

It would seem that you are not.

[uncut cove]

Lmao

[meager axle]

[cerulean mortar]

Lies of P meme

[meager axle]

Wtf is that image

[cerulean mortar]

It’s a secret cutscene from Lies of P

[subtle cypress]

i have questions but i believe they shouldn’t be answered

[cerulean mortar]

What is there to question? All I wanted to do was share a cool cutscene from the new hit soulsborne that just came out smh

[subtle cypress]

lies of p is definitely a game

[cerulean mortar]

One of the games of all time to be sure

[tardy hill]

Lies of PP

[fossil hinge]

Name 10 Incantations

[rare briar]

tbh havel would be nice in er

[livid zenith]

except DS2 is the best souls game...?

[maiden spade]

Ds2 is good

[rare briar]

i actually enjoyed it

[maiden spade]

Same, it's really fun

[rare briar]

yeah like its unique

[maiden spade]

People who say they don't like it didn't play it enough

[viscid drift]

Tried to make azur in heroforge

[viscid drift]

Which brings the question, do you all stand with Azur or Lusat? You can only choose one

[blazing spire]

3 is more optimized in case of gameplay

as it much more closer to Elden Ring

DS2 is very Unique in some aspects, but Ds3 is very smoother

[gleaming delta]

Anyone else do this when Kirk invades

[blazing spire]

Nice

[vital grove]

i just go up to him and parry him once there’s 0 reason to figure him down

[gleaming delta]

Fr

[gleaming delta]

My favorite moment of playing elden ring

[vital grove]

you have like 0 buffs on rn

[meager axle]

B A L L S

[gleaming delta]

Wdym? I have fgms gv crag blade physick with charge attack up and extra poise damage

I'm confused about what you mean

[vital grove]

i’m just meming because you had 11 buffs at the start

the buffs took the same amount of space as the stamina bar

[gleaming delta]

Yeah but I only used like 2 incantations an aow my physick and what ever talismans I had on nothing crazy

I don't spend 2 minutes buffing before a fight

[blazing spire]

( buffing is a part of the game )

[next abyss]

bro could've probably could've squeezed in some more buffs

[quartz geyser]

All of the Generals lore in one page

[rare meteor]

It wasn’t getting payback on the tree sentinel?

[cerulean mortar]

You must be a One Piece fan with how much Stockholm syndrome you have

[gleaming delta]

Why would it be when he's ez

[rare meteor]

Yea but the satisfaction of payback

[bronze smelt]

GG bro

[gleaming delta]

Thanks man

[bronze smelt]

DS1?

[modest latch]

Me waiting for dlc to come out (I'm french)

[gleaming delta]

Yeah

I just started working my way through the souls series and I'm enjoying every bit of it!

Beat ds1 a couple days ago so now I want to start getting into ds3 then go to ds2

[bronze smelt]

ER was my first Souls game, then I moved on to BB and loved it, and now I'm playing Sekiro and BB at the same time! (Sekiro's half-off on PS and Steam until the 28th, if anyone's interested)

[gleaming delta]

After all that I'll finish sekiro also er was also my first

[bronze smelt]

Aah, bro
it sucks that you can't play BB, it's like my favorite game ever

[gleaming delta]

I'll get when I'm done with everything else

[bronze smelt]

Aah, ok

I'll probably play DeS and DSI-III in 2024

[gleaming delta]

Bb seems really cool it's just since I still use my ps5 out in the living room I don't wanna be that guy that's playing arguably the most bloody / gruesome souls game in front of my family

[bleak bone]

man i love bugging out bosses

[bronze smelt]

BB's the most gruesome, SSDT is the bloodiest

[gleaming delta]

It took a lot of reasoning with my mom to even get er

[bronze smelt]

Damn. It hasn't taken much reasoning for me for the Souls series, but IK that parenting styles are different. (I'm also 16, soooo... it's probably different circumstances entirely)

[gleaming delta]

My mom just wanted me to wait a bit before playing these type of games so she knows that I'm mature enough and will know what games I should and shouldn't play

[bleak bone]

welp im softlocked again

[gleaming delta]

Along with being christian

But all's well that ends well so it's chill now she even watched me fight bosses sometimes

[bronze smelt]

If you managed to beat Radabeast at NG+6 with the Iron Ball, I'd say that's a bit of maturity and/or commitment (I get that the two aren't the same)
Just go with the ||Perfect Order|| ending /j

[gleaming delta]

Pretty sure I did that ending after the clip 😂

[bronze smelt]

Amazing

Bro these games have been amazing. It's also been really cool seeing some of the stories about how they've changed and/or saved people's lives, seriously. I'm really glad I decided to cross the fog a year ago

[gleaming delta]

The only thing that my family is iffy about in any of the souls games is me running around with no armor. Every time my grandma catches me with no armor on I have to explain to her that it makes me roll better 😭

[bronze smelt]

Pffft-
I always wear armor, just by preference- I don't have the skill to go LMSH
||If I could do it with Sekiro though... tempting||

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[bronze smelt]

Sekiro actually motivated me to pick up Japanese on Duolingo

[bitter sail]

can i see screen shots of the stats?

[meager axle]

It's not called fashion souls for nothing

[gleaming delta]

This was a couple months ago but if I remember correctly I think it was 80 strength and 80 dex 40-50 health maybe around 50 endurance pretty much over leveled

[bitter sail]

Ty

[merry geode]

Favourite great rune everyone?

[subtle cypress]

so radagon throws his rune at us during the fight

why doesn’t the tarnished pick it up? are they stupid?

[swift loom]

Morgott all the way

[gleaming delta]

Unborn easily I change my builds all the time

I honestly don't even use great runes, it's almost like making sure to be a human in ds1 kind of an inconvenience when you have no humanity

[earnest epoch]

moon's rune isn't confirmed

[humble parrot]

Y-You dropped something, my King...

"gets hammered*

[uncut cove]

[gleaming delta]

the homescreen is the dudes setup

[meager axle]

[quaint pike]

Anyone up for an Elden Ring Bingo 2v2 ?

[floral fern]

plin plin plon

[bronze smelt]

Exactly!

[quartz geyser]

Have you tryed cleaning your room with fire

[sharp rivet]

GodRick's great rune

[gleaming delta]

😂

[rain anvil]

Miyazaki stole that kid and transfered hes corporeal flesh into the game

[rain anvil]

Bro i found this lifestream on tiktok, wtf is Varre doin

[vivid hawk]

He really thought he was Kratos

[strong cloak]

Roshi's got moves.

[iron shale]

I am the sword of Bill Clinton and I’ve never known unorthodox rabbis

[verbal elm]

Do not summon him (he is awful at the game)

[bronze smelt]

Summon x1,000,000

[bitter anchor]

I will summon that lil boi even if he dies in 6 seconds

[spring star]

that guy def panic rolls

[velvet loom]

does elden ring have a jojo ref?

[deep sleet]

Especially if he’ll die in 6 seconds

[vivid oar]

I understood that reference

[sturdy drift]

My god he’s everywhere

[subtle cypress]

i have seen this image everywhere, i don’t know how this AI generates stuff like this and i would like to find out

[viscid drift]

I pray that in the dlc they bring back egghead

[maiden spade]

Too true

[iron shale]

Mr. Obama watch out, John Wilkes Booth assasinates you in 1976

[gleaming delta]

PvP discourse on Fextra

[steady willow]

they’re not wrong though

[high ibex]

Let's go bro

[viscid drift]

He has no idea

I’ve started making scriptstones so I can rate every message in any given area

Helping people out

[brave warren]

might have to use the Sancho spirit summon for this one

[bitter sail]

heehee

[pine dock]

What are your favorite songs from Elden ring? Here are mine

[humble parrot]

#1 Ancestor Spirit

[mental epoch]

All great songs really

[viscid drift]

[formal needle]

Malenia's second phase

Goes so hard lol

[subtle cypress]

godfrey, mohg, tree sentinel, main menu, radagon, fortissax

[formal needle]

And also godfrey

[spare pecan]

Lord apparition is really good

[arctic prism]

I like “Mohg, lord of blood”, “Lichdragon Fortissax”, and “Godfrey, First Elden lord”.

[gleaming delta]

Godskin apostles

[wheat kindle]

AGREED.

[swift dome]

Elden ring fs, Dragon, Regal ancestor, bloody fingers, god devouring serpent, and godefrey, the first elden lord

[velvet loom]

godricks theme was nice

main menu is nice too

[nimble arrow]

song of lament, godfrey's boss fight song, fire giants boss fight song and whatever the hell the merchants play i really wish i knew the song but i dont

[gleaming delta]

Just started playing ds3 and I'm proud that I got this on my 5th try

[thorny marsh]

a parry prince is born

[gleaming delta]

4th try vordt

[hexed beacon]

Enough time has passed

[gleaming delta]

Should be e for everyone because everyone should experience peak bachi frfr

[vital grove]

parry prince to demon prince

a true transformation

[vital grove]

now fight dancer :) / i joke and you definitely don’t know how to fight or who dancer is

[gleaming delta]

😧

[subtle cypress]

what the

[velvet vault]

you can buy these

[strong cloak]

Sombermaxxing.

[gleaming delta]

I've seen videos of em I just have to kill that grandma right

[vital grove]

ye but i would not recommend it on a first play though

[gleaming delta]

What do I get out of it if I do

[slender mountain]

Cheat?

[fierce pike]

nope i bought them with runes

[gleaming delta]

Eh she seems easy

[vital grove]

you get like 60k souls or smth and access to an area you probably should be esp when it has a lot of resources that can just sequence break the game

i personally wouldn’t recommend it it’s kinda like using master key to go kill qulaag in ds1 (i have 0 clue how to spell her name)

[gleaming delta]

Good thing I always use the master key 😎

I can just use the dark battle axe since I'm a pyro strength build

I think it will be a nice challenge I only got 5 estus so if I just don't rush and take my time I should be fine

[steady linden]

You can make a very strong healing miracle out of dancer's soul
takes a lot of faith to use and is kind of overkill at this point in the game, but hey, you have the best at the very start

[steady linden]

she is weak to dark so it's actually a good choice for any player

[gleaming delta]

Bet ng+ I'll make a faith build

[quartz geyser]

I see your geting ready for the DLC

[fierce pike]

idev if i can afford that lol

[hoary violet]

Jail now

[twin valley]

"son, why aren't you depressed either?"
"I killed malenia"

[hidden atlas]

i can’t even get past niall 😭

[earnest star]

are there difficulty modifiers in dark souls? i’ve played all 3 now

[hoary violet]

Gotta add normal mode hard mode and mental breakdown mode(last one everything is 2x faster Exept you)

[earnest star]

the difficulty modifier in dark souls 1 is if you look up a tutorial and start with black firebombs

[surreal shore]

Fist only run

[gleaming delta]

No

[earnest star]

thought so.

[meager stag]

ez fight

[gleaming delta]

Difficulty modifiers you mean magic?

[next abyss]

the choice of going to greyoll and picking up early somber stones is literally the difficulty modifier

[gleaming delta]

Going to mohg early through varres quest and farming the bird is the modifier

[gleaming delta]

Dj Khalid is an enigma

He can't be real. There is no way he is.

[cobalt moon]

this genichiro moveset mod is so cool

[formal needle]

Volcano manor awaits him

[meager axle]

[ornate karma]

im 50/50 for the moveswap stuff, half the time you're doing didly squat damage with a +10, the other half of them time everything dies to 1 move

[velvet vault]

i would be cool if you could like have bow combo finishers

or literally anything to make bows worth while rather than 10% arrow damage

[vital grove]

er technically has a the most difficulty modifiers

easiest and most broken builds and weapons to cheese threw things your stuck on but then abusing them could be just as fun but prob less rewarding

[vital grove]

for a second i thought the last line would be call me asparagus

[prisma wigeon]

The most famous unemployed friend

[steady linden]

[grand root]

Only six hours?

[bronze smelt]

Rookie numbers

[grand root]

lol

[bronze smelt]

I could explain Bloodborne lore for at least twelve

[steady linden]

I want to write a book about bloodborne and it's going to be the word "Squid" written on over 300 pages

[river vessel]

As the All-Knowing, there is nothing about Elden Ring that I couldn't tell you. A century of Lore Examination is just a typical Tuesday for me!

[river vessel]

Checks Lorebook ...seems legit

[humble parrot]

can I get the lore on why Radagon's bosom is so ungodly thick

[river vessel]

Because Radagon is Marika, and Boggart explained her...features expertly, I would say

[humble parrot]

Marika's bosom is not that thick though

[river vessel]

You can see it in the beginning of the cutscene

[hearty shell]

where are malenia and miquellas shadows

[blazing spire]

XDDD

[unborn wigeon]

Theres a full version of it if anyone wants

[subtle cypress]

sure

[zealous tide]

An album cover of a famous rapper in my country

Let's see if I'm the only one who sees it

[meager axle]

t o g e t h a

[zealous tide]

Haha, you got it mate

[hidden atlas]

Real

[junior summit]

I made a funny

[humble parrot]

its true

[sharp bison]

felt like doing a fromsoft boss tierlist

[hoary violet]

Semon of dong s fr

[river vessel]

There is no official confirmation of their fate, but it is entirely possible they fell to the Scarlet Rot that blights the Haligtree, or perhaps that they died in the Shattering.

[humble parrot]

Gideon Ofnir the all knowing doesn't know sh!t

[river vessel]

I know why you're Maidenless

[humble parrot]

I know why you can't find the Albinauric woman

[river vessel]

The Bloodhound Knight right next to her literally works for me

[hearty shell]

you dont know jack

[humble parrot]

👏

[river vessel]

I know the location of every single Golden Seed in the entire Lands Between

[hearty shell]

that isnt that impressive