elden-fun

[gleaming delta]

I mean some people like getting ganked, they like the challenge, but I don’t, so I quit.

The whole point of the souls series is supposed to be “difficult but fair”

“The invaders are supposed to have a disadvantage” Just seems like an excuse to not make a better pvp system

But that’s just my opinion

[dire sigil]

Fair

[gleaming delta]

Real

[molten viper]

Real

[lament dirge]

massive skill issue

[dire sigil]

Pilgrim approved ✅

[vital grove]

ah a ds2 meme rare

also don’t desert pyromancers have like grey skin

[sullen hemlock]

It's the DS3 one Zoey

[tender igloo]

Yeah it's from DS3

[sullen hemlock]

DS2 ones are more waifu, complete with Amazing Chest ahead, and even making out.

[vital grove]

they do have the kiss attack

[vital grove]

forgot about her

[thorny marsh]

does anyone have that image where rykard and radahn watch a fumo miquella on his throne?

[steady topaz]

This one?

[thorny marsh]

yes that's the one, thank you very much

[steady topaz]

No worries

[lofty glacier]

im not losing my mind

[stable drum]

had the them song going

[lofty glacier]

i was feeling it

[bronze smelt]

Can I just take a moment to appreciate the Nuke attack? Probably one of my favorites in this game

[gleaming delta]

🗿

[gleaming delta]

Which one would be considered the nuke attack?

[bronze smelt]

The lightning bolt stabbed in the ground

[hollow snow]

placid nuke

[gleaming delta]

That one is pretty sick. It’s rather unfortunate you can’t acquire that specific attack, though. The Thundercloud Form skill via Dragon King’s Cragblade you get from his remembrance looks good.

[green pulsar]

still wish we had placidusax claws

[hollow snow]

mom can we get placid's claw ?
"we already have Placidusax's claws at home"
the claws :

[green pulsar]

So true

[bronze smelt]

Aah, but Bloodflame Talons are cool too

[hollow snow]

yeah, wish it was a bit better, but oh well, I never play arcane

[bronze smelt]

I’m doing a Vyke build at the moment, and that’s been fun

[cloud prairie]

im going to kms

[bronze smelt]

What level is your faith?

[cloud prairie]

im not a faith build anymore

[bronze smelt]

Do you have enough for Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike?

[cloud prairie]

ez tbh

[bronze smelt]

I’m pretty sure memes are accepted as going here

[vivid oar]

Really depends on the mod. Some delete anything that isn't Elden Ring or Fromsoftware related, while others let other memes exist

[astral eagle]

Cheese first 14 phases with comet Azur? No you can’t he will just steal your staff after 0.87% of his first phase

[gleaming delta]

Ultra Instinct Shaggy requests an audience with Soldier of Godrick…

[astral eagle]

That would be a legendary fight

[gleaming delta]

Like zoinks, man, it will be!

[subtle cypress]

this fight will be legendary

[thorny marsh]

what kind of activity the dog engages with is-- dies of frenzy

[vital quail]

Lmao

[earnest coyote]

Nobody:
Shabiri:

[tardy lake]

what is going on with my dog bruh

[uncut cove]

Hehe 50 cal go ca-chunk BOOM

[tardy lake]

are you in affliation with the ATF by chance?

[uncut cove]

It’s not your dog bro

[tardy lake]

its my dog, trust, i never lie ( i lie quite often)

[uncut cove]

(You will suffer a horrible fate)

[tardy lake]

(thats kind of a L on my part)

[uncut cove]

(Imagine)

[hasty osprey]

After 200 tries i got fed up with soldier of godrick, i used cheats to oneshot him and right before i hit him, he parried me, grabed me by the neck and said "you fool" and deleted my system 32

[thorny marsh]

this is one of the soldier of all time

[subtle cypress]

soldier of godrick took my family

[bronze smelt]

Dang, I guess they weren’t

[thorny marsh]

yeah, that's cringe

[tardy lake]

wdym they werent

[bronze smelt]

It got deleted

[bitter prism]

So long as it is an Elden Ring/Fromsoft meme, it's fine

If not, then it gets deleted

[lofty glacier]

i am malenia, blade of miquella. i am malenia, blade of miquella. i am malenia, blade of miquella. i am malenia, blade of miquella. i am malenia, blade of miquella.

[thorny marsh]

i am malenia, blade of miquella.

[haughty void]

What if elden ring has size differences?

Players:

[lofty glacier]

how do i no hit this someone tell me xd

[haughty void]

lord stick hand has invaded your world

when you invade someone but theres 4 enemies that gonna gank you without thinking two times

[white vessel]

Rating soulsgames

Elden ring - 10/10
Sekiro - 10/10
Bloodborne - 10/10
Dark souls 3 - 9.8/10
Dark souls 1 - 9/10
Dark souls 2 - 8/10
Demon souls - 8/10

[green pelican]

?

[mental epoch]

?

[open harness]

?

[dusty yew]

?

[uncut cove]

[vivid oar]

?

[vital grove]

?

[abstract path]

?

[bronze smelt]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[astral eagle]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[dusty yew]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[jade zealot]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[oak coral]

Finna fix the lands beetween.

Thy raddagon is a cowardly maiden.

[stoic tendon]

👽

[ornate karma]

👽

[oak coral]

Ailens?

Not from here ...

Astel is ailen...
Falling star beast is two...

[dusty yew]

How did bro use the completely wrong too

[subtle cypress]

damn goldmask can actually speak words now

[hearty wolf]

Nah bro that was all sign language

[subtle cypress]

impressive

[astral eagle]

When you need runes so you go kill some old crippled dragon

[quartz geyser]

I really hope they dont fix this

[astral eagle]

Fr

[sullen hemlock]

Every playthrough. I bleed that dragon.

[subtle cypress]

i need to bleach my soul after seeing that

[hard marsh]

i think its pretty fire

[hard marsh]

Theres nothing wrong with it

[hybrid widget]

Gm fellow tarnished

[bronze plover]

hola

[wicked shuttle]

<@&894891802488885248> Might wanna take a look at this

[noble hamlet]

@hollow glacier help

[bitter prism]

Apologies for the delay - it's been removed and the user has been banned

[tardy lake]

whats a joyous moment

[velvet vault]

huh? what happened

[fierce cove]

there was an event

[stoic tendon]

what was the image

[bitter prism]

NSFW, but it's gone now so we can move on

[oak coral]

Not for long.

[bitter prism]

🤨

[oak coral]

😦

[vital grove]

😳

[fluid bear]

what was it

[wicked shuttle]

[vital grove]

idk i never saw it

[mental epoch]

?

[stoic tendon]

show me your secrets

[uncut cove]

Brother why, you should be better than this

[cedar ravine]

chadahn

[lament nest]

New tarnished : looking for more stuff in stormhill castle
Margit :

[gleaming delta]

Okay, but like…

[uncut cove]

No

I don’t bozo

[gleaming delta]

The freckles on Goldmask and Little Mrs Sunshine.

[uncut cove]

No tho, it’s not spiky on the edge

[hot linden]

Who’s the bigger area denial chad, Moongrum or the Tree Sentinel?

[uncut cove]

Me

[gleaming delta]

Chadahn...

[vivid oar]

He's back, back again

[analog spear]

When you put it like that I almost feel bad about it 😔

To bad I’m blinded by the greed

[uncut cove]

To be fair, it was an intended world boss encounter either way…. It’s just a lot more fair if you fight it head on

[analog spear]

No! I will continue to stab it in the back. I cant bare to stare it in the eyes while I murder it 😭

[astral eagle]

You can hear it screaming in pain as you kill it

[bronze smelt]

Off-topic, but I love your PFP

[analog spear]

Thank you :D

[analog spear]

Don’t remind me 😭

[bronze smelt]

Rex is the best

[analog spear]

This is actually my first souls game and so I was shocked by how big it is lol. I haven’t even beaten renala yet but been working on my character mainly and then I find out there DLC and I’m over here “how am I ever gonna finish this game when I also want to make new characters for other builds too” lol

[astral eagle]

Just know that dragon is probably a mother to all the other dragons around it

[analog spear]

Oop apparently caps aren’t allowed lol. “Stopp whyyy” there we go lol

[hushed star]

i agree so much i have used his name for my entire online presence

[deep sleet]

Ahh, elden ring

[mental cobalt]

rate my build

or more so just the aesthetics of it, i’m already set on the items i’m using

[earnest coyote]

Elden ring should be 11/10

[green pulsar]

But then it's not on the 10/10 scale

[fresh canopy]

well divorce

[mental epoch]

?

[burnt sedge]

Barfdrinker emote in official Elden ring discord when

[thorny marsh]

or any albinauric fr

[tardy lake]

das me

[mental epoch]

?

[pine garnet]

vicar amelia looks funny for some reason

[vital grove]

it’s a sif joke you wouldn’t understand

[quartz geyser]

Its a Nashandara joke you wouldn't understand

[mental epoch]

?

[vale steppe]

Mohg taking miquella

[winter nova]

Ranni has skills

[tardy hill]

Ah yes, the canon one

[trim scaffold]

Nah the gold mask is ballin

[thorny marsh]

goldmask be balling no 🧢

a true member of the ballin order

[cedar ravine]

Obamehameha

[uncut cove]

Just like me frfr

[mental epoch]

?

[tardy hill]

Not a mere member but top man
Radagon wishes he was half as good

[gleaming delta]

The Facebook Angry emote on Radahn’s face is everything! 😂

[uncut cove]

….

Just you wait until she faces me! The noble swolemask!

[gleaming delta]

RISE FELLOW TARNISHED, may chaos take the world

[thorny marsh]

... RAHHHH

[velvet loom]

ranni got 4 hands but faith on top

[thorny marsh]

Faith and mathematical accuracy

[uncut cove]

Based and math pilled

[bronze smelt]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[vital grove]

it’s not that bad unless your doing smth active like working out, running or manual labor

[radiant minnow]

I mean damn Radahn I'm right here

[bronze smelt]

Lawrence?

[gleaming delta]

Nah I ain't skipping Radahn me and the 200 summons about to turn him into ash when we done

[vital grove]

radahn learned the rottussy wasn’t worth it

[ocean dirge]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[inland siren]

m a y d a f t p u n k a r o u n d t h e w o r l d . m p 3

[ocean dirge]

lol

[uncut cove]

Me moments before getting ganked by six red phantoms after invading a gravelord servant thinking it would be an easy kill

[dreamy junco]

Skill issue

[stone meadow]

Little Radahn is precious

[mental epoch]

?

[hot heron]

Playing for 10 minutes help

[stone meadow]

[quartz geyser]

Get on the horse and kick that things ass that what i did

[ornate marten]

That moment your actually fighting your past self.

[barren bay]

for real that moment when you play through the whole game only to be underwhelmed by the final boss

[astral eagle]

Guys I did it.. the best Pokémon card

[subtle cypress]

stolen meme but who cares

[thorny marsh]

He be ohw to Liurnia's divine tower to stop you

[steady linden]

why not get several?

he has 100 arms, why not get a bouquet in his pants?
I would

[thorny marsh]

He got the arm of a troll, and giants and dragons are pretty good rivals. Either he killed one himself or he inherited one from godwyn after he died idk

[tardy hill]

Imagine if he grafted that damn sniper lobster into himself
It would be Malenia's time to lie on the ground

[plush pollen]

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

[gleaming delta]

I just beat slave knight Gael for the first time but can't get the capture on my phone

[gleaming delta]

Good good

[finite rivet]

already know malenia is raging after this

[oak coral]

RAHHHH

[mental epoch]

?

[gleaming delta]

That was beautiful. You made dodging that Waterfowl Dance look easy.

[gleaming delta]

Will he know??

[gleaming delta]

Haligtree Soldier: “Hey uh, did you happen to see a scrawny little Tarnished running around here?” 🤔

You: “Ohhhh gee… I have no idea where he went.” 🙄😏

[astral eagle]

m a y c h a o s t a k e t h e w o r l d

[gleaming delta]

If Shabriri was dyslexic in his syntax, it would come out as, “May world chaos the take.” 🙃

[pliant oxide]

yo

[zealous tide]

It's with my immense pleasure that I announce my finding of the online tool for custom fromsoft messages, and now nobody can stop me

The power is intoxicating

[tepid linden]

yes i hate valiant gargoyles

[swift loom]

I don't think anyone really likes these gargyoles

"So what if we took this boss designed for 1v1
And cloned it"

[unborn hamlet]

Screw those gargoyles

[static veldt]

I don't hate them but I don't like them.

[unborn hamlet]

They're just annoying with the constant jumping and poison clouds

[swift loom]

Overall duo fights in ER kinda suck
None of them designed any foes that complement each other in a duo
Just indiviually fought ennemies slapped together

[static veldt]

Ruins greatsword ash of war is a good counter because of it's range bside jumping.

[swift loom]

Which surprises me because DS3 managed a great duo fight with demon prince
We got a massive setback in quality with duo fights compared to them

[unborn hamlet]

Imma be real chief i find the sword hideous and wont use it

[swift loom]

Iirc crystal daggers or however they're called can make them fight each other for you

[static veldt]

I know it's ugly but if you don't want to use ruins just use Blasphamous it's the same ash of war just re-skined.

[unborn hamlet]

Ahh yes the squiggly blade

[static veldt]

Actually ugly is an understatement for the ruins I don't know How I used it.

[unborn hamlet]

It will continue to rot in my chest, i mainly just use the godslayer

Cosplay builds are my go to usually

[static veldt]

good for you.

[subtle cypress]

custom texts that aren’t supposed to be in a game will always be funny to me

[tepid linden]

Yeah exactly, demon prince is the best duo boss in souls and ER (havent played BB, DeS or sekiro yet)

ER's duo bosses are just lazy

[serene marlin]

Try this meme template guys

[subtle cypress]

emphasis on thrones

[serene marlin]

Lol

[ashen mesa]

Facts

[quartz geyser]

I also hate the gargoyles in this game

[lament nest]

Me when I see any kind of jump attack

[gleaming delta]

Cheeks Clapped would also be good. 😊

[main remnant]

Me when i run into the same high latency ganker using an alt

[lament nest]

I can one shot that spirit boss

[sullen hemlock]

Where they belong! I didn't mind the Godskin Duo at all, actually.

[tepid linden]

doesn't mean it's a bad boss

[lament nest]

Yeah it's bad

All you Have to do is kill a spirit and bam
It's instantly dead

[tepid linden]

It's lowest in S tier for a reason because well, it's not a challenge or very intense fight but the visuals and the music make it very enjoyable for me

[lament nest]

Yes very pretty

[tepid linden]

I mean i think it's a memorable boss deserving of s tier even if it's easy

Hardest part is not getting sniped by the railgun archers lighting all the braziers

also regal ancestor spirit to me is S tier, ancestor spirit would be like A tier because the music only picks up in the second phase

[frail wadi]

Dark Souls meme

[gleaming delta]

You’ve done a fine service.

[cedar ravine]

Ohio

[lament nest]

🤓

[vital grove]

ye but still you have to know about the spirit before fighting it to do that

if you don’t you have to 1v1 godskin apostle and godskin noble back to back

[west flare]

are you referring to the godskin trio?

[vital grove]

funny spirt boss in the frozen lake where the both ways to fight him are either not fun or is annoying for a decent amount

[west flare]

if you're talking about the spiritcaller cave, it first spawns the godskin apostle upon the death of which it spawns the godskin noble and then the snail

[hollow snow]

behold

[vocal pike]

A masterpiece for the ages

[hollow snow]

did it on 11/11/2021, was it during CNT or just game footage ?

[zealous tide]

Simply amazing

[river vessel]

Impossible

[gleaming delta]

RISE TARNISHED, let chaos take ze world!

[wide solstice]

add Malenia and John Lies of P

[worldly stump]

Climbing Mt. Gelmir, be like:

[paper grove]

blud forgot the air currents

[twin cove]

and then you get charged off

[drifting cosmos]

thanks

[thorny marsh]

Where is thy vigor, tarnished warrior?

[sick scaffold]

guys i'm so worry about this i gonna unlock it or something?

The snow area

it's not unlock all like youtube

[thorny marsh]

if you mean the consacrated snowfields, then it will unlock once you go there and find the map, for now don't worry

[sick scaffold]

thanks bro

Fight third time to beat radah

[rich citrus]

Mogh Farm Playlist:

||Into the Fire - Heaven Pierce Her||

||Into the Fire - Heaven Pierce Her||

||Into the Fire - Heaven Pierce Her||

[sharp badge]

W

[vital grove]

aside all the memes is ds2 actually that bad

[atomic belfry]

I personally enjoy it the most out of the Dark Souls Trilogy...

But I'm just built different.

[hollow snow]

why is there nero touhou gals guts sekiro snake and kira by marika's tts

[vital grove]

i found it to be quite enjoyable but god dam was the start jarring

felt so different from ds1 and my god those were the worst default keys i’ve ever seen for keyboard liek i i can’t even explain how bad they were

[hollow snow]

yeah ds2 sotfs is fire, unless you play it on keyboard, can't even choose the mapping, every mapping key they propose are awful and make this game unplayable, otherwise hitboxes, adp sometimes and zone connection nah this game's great

[cerulean mortar]

Yes and no imo, ADP is still an awful choice and the amount of ganks and bad level design decisions makes me want to vomit sometimes but it’s still a souls game and has some great parts

[median coral]

Bro is rizzing up Rennala

[vital grove]

you can change your keys but it’s very annoying because it doesn’t tell you what the button is to confirm it but ye the default controls are so so so so bad

adp is stupid af but the amount of lvls you get is crazy so it’s fine when you get out of early game but still

[vital grove]

but ye the game is great just has a couple big flaws esp for early game like adp and how little durability some weapons are, and there is no red orb you have to farm red cracked shards

i do think there’s like 2-3 very unfun zones and the starting controls for keyboard are super bad but most do play controller

[sick scaffold]

I don't have any problem only have fun with it

[wanton falcon]

"I want to fight radahn in his prime"

Pre nerf redahn:

[foggy stag]

Real major underrated fight

[shut fern]

Man, that area is rough

[shut fern]

It can be, but it really only comes out as an okay game overall. I personally love the game myself, but I can acknowledge its many flaws it may have tbh

[vital grove]

after player it i enjoyed it alot and wanted to see if the ds2 hate was slightly memed up

but i to can acknowledge it does have a decent amount of flaws but if you like souls games then id recormend it

[shut fern]

Only thing I really f*cking hated was the Frigid Outskirts. I made a goal to beat 100% all boss in the game at one point, and the Frigid Outskirts was a mental hell lmaooo
Sir Alonne'a run back was kind of atrocious, but the fight itself was great
Same for Blue Smelter Demon, except it's just a reskin with magic dmg, and the run back is 100x more atrocious and the fight isn't that good

But I guess that's just area/boss wise lol

[stiff vault]

Me attempting to invade people knowing no one is on right now

Oh nevermind got teleported

[vital grove]

sir alonnes run back is way worse than blue smelter demon

[shut fern]

Yeah, probably lmao

[vital grove]

i hate having to download a video to upload it here because i cant use links

but ye frigid outskirts going into a double fight was kinda ruff but my least fav run back is dark lurker because one had to activly spend an human effergy to get in every time you died or left it

[hollow snow]

ivory king ugs is passable, but the white tooth (the lightsaber dagger idk the name) and the sir Alonne katana they have the durability of a plastic fork its horrendous, and many more weapons

[livid zenith]

DS2 has the most variety and replayability value of any souls game, excluding maybe ER. It has some really standout moments, contrasted with incredibly boring copy paste enemies - like Elden Ring. The highest highs and lowest lows of fromsoftware IMO

[hearty wolf]

I just got the dung eater ending, and I gotta say it’s probably my favorite now.

[opal cargo]

No

[vital grove]

aight i appreciate all the answers

[sand flower]

Ds2 is gas

[hollow snow]

too bad my internet is bad, now I want to redownload ds2

[vital grove]

atleast a week or 2 ago it actually was pretty active because of the summer sale

[torn marlin]

Memes about DS2 are accurate in many aspects, but still they are overhating it in many ways

[idle drum]

"Turns to the other way"

[kind inlet]

thats something it would warn me to hit with my car

[gleaming delta]

Malenia Crossing, or is it Waterfowl At Play?

[zealous stratus]

Ducks crossing

[gleaming delta]

Quackers! 🦆

[uncut cove]

Based

[opal cargo]

Agreed

[opal cargo]

Shrine of Amana is pretty standardly bad as Fromsoftware swamps go

[main remnant]

can we also put DESR's one in there?

I loved the visuals of the remake's Large moonlight sword

[gritty mural]

lol is the first one from king’s field

[uncut cove]

This but the zweilander (I use it irl too)

[gleaming delta]

what is he doin here bruh

[sage flicker]

Fella got lost

[torn marlin]

Time traveler: moves chair
The timeline:

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[worldly otter]

DS2's looks better than 1 and 3's

[sonic hinge]

He wanted Dragons

[opal cargo]

DS2 is the drippiest Souls

Out of the trilogy

[worldly otter]

Definitely

[torn marlin]

Imo ds2 is drippiest FromSoftware game

[opal cargo]

Yes

[tepid linden]

faraam and syan armor

[frail wadi]

made me realize that the Serpent Hunter is just the model for Nameless King's trident

[wary talon]

Barbarian roar for the win

[sullen hemlock]

his best. But I wouldn't be surprised if he's there.

[pine garnet]

Dual blood naginata:

[mystic cedar]

lightwork, no reaction

[subtle cypress]

is there another site like this but for the status effects like blood loss, had an idea for a meme but the site only has poison so i can’t do it

[strong hill]

Bro

[finite rivet]

if only you could get Millicents actual travelers clothes with the blood and valkyrie prosthesis this would be a exact copy of her. I've got the exact player model just not the right clothing.

side by side comparison

[torn marlin]

Thank me later

[plush pollen]

😂👌

[gleaming delta]

🤣🤣🤣

[gleaming delta]

Sorry, I had to.

[glacial badger]

I mean it is true tho

[gleaming delta]

Both. Push AND pull your enemies to oblivion. 😏

[winged cobalt]

is there no vcs?

thats a bit schtupid

[west flare]

you have to link your account(s) in order to gain access to those

[winged cobalt]

what like steam?

[gleaming delta]

We're going to go to war today, lol

[gleaming delta]

Oh my God 🤣

[west isle]

😂

[uneven pilot]

"strength/faith paladin build"

[gleaming delta]

Sounds about right 🤣

[uncut cove]

And they’re all badass

[idle drum]

What's the armor

[finite rivet]

traveller's clothes. found just next to the room where the Haligtree root grace is, basically malenia's area.

[idle drum]

Thanks

[hollow snow]

nameless king swordspear is a tad cooler tho, but yeah

nevermind they are more similar than what I remembered

[frosty cypress]

but it’s good

[sweet onyx]

Most original katana user

[sullen hemlock]

Ignore Adaptability, and you play the the whole game without dodging much, and even less blocking.

[reef wyvern]

Best jeweler in the lands between is definitely at the Halig Tree

[stoic tendon]

the ds1 in question

[frail wadi]

I couldn't do it lol

DS2 is so bad compared to all the other games, that I mentally couldn't handle playing it and stopped after the lost sinner even after I really wanted to give the game a fair shot again.

[gleaming delta]

I played it for 5 seconds and instantly got off because I didn't like the hub area

[shut ferry]

Majula?

[wary talon]

Idk man, the one in Liurnia is pretty nice..rude service tho

[vital grove]

that’s a take i’ve never heard before

[gleaming delta]

Not majula the weird tutorial with all the NPCs

[shut ferry]

That's not the hub lmao

[tepid linden]

bro you spend like 5 minutes in there 💀

[gleaming delta]

I know ☠️

[tepid linden]

ds2 haters be wildin'

[finite rivet]

completed my torch only run

[gleaming delta]

This man took the phrase to heart, “running with the torch.” Slay!

[quartz geyser]

Death by 1,000 paper cuts

[finite rivet]

I don't think I died much outside of draconic tree sentinel and Morgott.

[tardy hill]

...are you telling me you actually murdered Rot Thot with a torch
And didn't die much while doing it

[chrome nymph]

hey, idk if this is the right place to ask but, does anyone know how to TURN OFF elden ring mods? i wanna turn off the randomizer mod

[nova zenith]

uninstall it

[vital grove]

#community-help might help if there’s a way other than uninstalling

[chrome nymph]

nvm i alr fixed it

[velvet vault]

its really not

[subtle cypress]

it’s time for the weekly “is ds2 good” argument

[stoic tendon]

good, unique, but not 'great'

[uncut cove]

At least it’s more tolerable than ai art “discussions”

[stoic tendon]

(contest of who can throw the more dung pies)

[uncut cove]

Honestly

[gleaming oxide]

Whats good my great elden lords🙏 hope you stay true warrior and protect the elden ring

[gleaming delta]

May the Golden Order shine through you.

[gleaming oxide]

Golden order>frenzied flame

And remember...seek NOT the frenzied flame...imagine the frenzied flame as the opps🙏

[gleaming delta]

Frenzied flame>golden order
May chaos take the world

[gleaming oxide]

Someone denied the golden order...@everyone pray for this mans safety🙏

[gleaming delta]

May chaos take the world

[gleaming oxide]

Imma fly my hammer at your burn marks.

[gleaming delta]

I’ll burn the hammer

[gleaming oxide]

Imma smite the frenzy out of you

[gleaming delta]

I’ll burn your holy tree

[gleaming oxide]

I will burn your body into ashes and then seal you in the sewers.

No one burning my tree down

[uncut cove]

Goldmask > Radagon

[gleaming delta]

I will burn the whole golden order down and slay your beast

[gleaming oxide]

Fun fact as soon as i see gold mask imma get my girl marika🙏 ong that baddie finna clap his cheeks

[gleaming delta]

Aren’t you the same person?

[gleaming oxide]

Well...we once were different,clapped her 2 hours straight.

[quaint comet]

What

[gleaming oxide]

Godfrey my friend,someone joined the frenzied flame😔

[quaint comet]

Yeah that’s tragic.

[quaint comet]

Dude what 💀

[gleaming oxide]

Mariussy is the best ong🙏 thats how malenia and miquella was made🙏

[quaint comet]

W ong that stuff bussin hard man 🙏

[gleaming oxide]

Wait you went in?

[quaint comet]

Godwyn was the first to come out after all 😏

[gleaming oxide]

I cant write anymore wtf

[quaint comet]

Lol

[gleaming oxide]

Jo my name once was radagon of the ballin order💀

[quaint comet]

Man cmon 💀

[gleaming oxide]

What

[quaint comet]

Dude that’s not enough

Should have been at least 5

[glacial badger]

What is going on

[uncut cove]

I will not allow that to happen… on my name as the Noble swolemask

[glacial badger]

Seriously what is happening

[uncut cove]

Plotting a takeover of the golden order

[tame moat]

Ranni is my little sweetpie

[gleaming delta]

FBI Everyone is under arrest!

[placid tusk]

Nuh uh

[stoic tendon]

😭

[bitter plume]

oh wait you must be from bordeaux to know this

[stoic tendon]

memes don't all come from one place🕋

[short talon]

💀 2 months late

[bitter plume]

A bit more i think

[stoic tendon]

the ghost ping is outrageous

[gleaming delta]

what

[stoic tendon]

it was more dogs but the bot said there was too many

[abstract path]

It's beautiful

[quaint comet]

Sup

[finite rivet]

I am going insane

[gleaming delta]

Does anyone have that vid of Melina saying “You have the thug shaker”?

[gleaming delta]

PARDON

[manic lynx]

Y’all so unfunny that there’s only one pinned meme 🗿

[gleaming delta]

Fr

[earnest coyote]

[gleaming delta]

This is perfection. 🤌

[deep sleet]

Ok cool you’re off the hook

[ocean dirge]

bet

[stoic tendon]

how i look at the waitress after

[short talon]

2022 !!!🥶🥶🥶

[supple hearth]

hello i seek the onion ring, is it here?

[deep sleet]

Seek the one in the drive thru of Burger King, the one who wants a whopper jr with onion rings

[supple hearth]

🍔

[cloud mantle]

I am guts

[stable thorn]

[thorny marsh]

more like nuts

[inland oriole]

No you're not

[cloud mantle]

Yes i am

[inland oriole]

You have the wrong armor set on

And I don't even know what your face looks like

[cloud mantle]

Nooo i mean i have his sword, so i am guts. Real

[inland oriole]

Well I have 10

I guess that makes me more Guts

[cloud mantle]

Nuh uh

[inland oriole]

Do you have the crossbow I do

[cloud mantle]

It's my first play through

[inland oriole]

It's okay

[cloud mantle]

I don't even have enough strength to hold it yet

[inland oriole]

I'm sure you'll find all the parts to make your build

[inland oriole]

I can drop you an item that can help you

[cloud mantle]

What is it

[inland oriole]

It's an item that increases your strength by five

[cloud mantle]

That'd be good, some runes would also help if you had any

[inland oriole]

You can just kill me to get some

[cloud mantle]

Alright! When do you wanna do it

[inland oriole]

You got to wait a bet my PC is going for a major update

[cloud mantle]

Alr dm when ready

[inland oriole]

Ok

[stoic tendon]

since i cant link it..

[sinful vortex]

malenia is gonna be the death of that man

literally

[stoic tendon]

heart attack ahead

[strong hill]

Imagine you are starting to see light and you hear "i am malenia blade of miquella and i have never known defeat"

[ornate karma]

if hes doing an hour of gameplay per "episode" hes actually progressing alright

[hearty ivy]

Took me 20hrs to get to capital lmao

[sinful vortex]

damn bro congrats, you one-uped the old man 💀

[gritty mural]

me when i’m better than an old, old man at elden ring

well this is a scam

[gaunt pivot]

i understand man sometimes you just need to let it loose like a true american

[fiery spade]

amen

[mellow geode]

This my cat

[cerulean mortar]

dog ahead

[strong hill]

Is this how let me solo her wakes up everyday

[uncut cove]

How have mods STILL not taken that down?

[strong hill]

They dont want to look at it

[subtle cypress]

mods be sleepy on this server sometimes

[uncut cove]

Real

[gleaming oxide]

Wsg guys

Yall ready to ball?

[uncut cove]

No

[wooden cloud]

How hasn't this been deleted yet

@zenith galleon can you get it

Or @jovial bay you both are the only ones without idle or DND

[jovial bay]

This literally doesn't show up for me dawg

I can see the fact that you replied to it but when I click the reply it literally takes me to this

?ban 703614299309998152 NSFW

[mild vortex]

.mickeythemouse#0 was banned. | NSFW

[quaint comet]

Sup bro

[wooden cloud]

I see

[gleaming oxide]

Nothinmuch just won another nba match i showed them my golden order🙏

[wet geyser]

🤣

[thorny marsh]

Of course it is unsafe content. I'm not gonna elaborate on that.

[next root]

hm

[formal needle]

They're hiding the truth

Such a brave Hero for coming out 👊 🥹

[formal needle]

Took me 30

[hollow snow]

you good mate ?

[nocturne obsidian]

et the man enjoy peace

[nocturne obsidian]

took me 50

[formal needle]

For me to get into the REAL Capital It took me like 45 cuz i didn't know how to enter

[foggy stag]

Not mine but went hard

[formal needle]

In 30 i got to the altus plateau

[formal needle]

Makes me wanna start a Ng+

[foggy stag]

Fr fr

[rigid sorrel]

May chaos take the world

[prime badger]

He’s the final boss

[prime badger]

“Hand it over… turns around… that thing… your Dark Soul… for my protein shake…”

[west flare]

big volume warning for anyone who sees it

[tame pike]

Wtf?

[hybrid widget]

Y’all, I been trying elden ring deathless runs with home cooked builds after only beating the game one time, not to mention pushing for all 165 bosses not only percent

Rest in peace to run 6, 44 bosses down with no deaths, my third run lost to bell bearing hunter, that man can curl up and die

[uncut cove]

He will take five steps then run out of breath due to the roids

[quartz geyser]

Looks like the end of some kind of supper hero fight

[tame pike]

Ya lol

[cerulean mortar]

Bro that’s gotta be the worst idea I ever did hear

if you insist on doing so you probably should do a faith build for variety and utility, healing, resistance spells, etc.

[hybrid widget]

im better at melee

that whole last run i was using the morning star w buff's and got that far

it kinda helps me experiment a lil bit and i feel like has just been challenging enough to wear im sweating when i get on, but also i think FULL meta for me woudl get boring rather quickly

[lavish quail]

i have a intel i5-11300h and gtx 16504gb and 16gb ram will my pc be able to run elden ring

[tardy hill]

Before that guy came there, the place was called just 'End'

[subtle cypress]

placid fruit snacks

[thorny marsh]

the heavy load made me giggle though, but good video

[quaint comet]

Godrick the pickled

[uncut cove]

“I grafted myself to a pickle tarnished… IM PICKLE GODRICK”

[gleaming delta]

I love this.

[foggy stag]

I turned my self into a pickle Margit!
I'm pickle RIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKK

[gleaming delta]

[gritty venture]

Margot the foot omen

[lapis flame]

Well, then you are lost

[arctic laurel]

me when my friends ask what elden ring is:

[subtle cypress]

charge your phone

[shadow pelican]

I waited for this

[gloomy crane]

Not sure if already posted.

[vital grove]

it’s not that bad that’s like 18%

he chillin

[strong hound]

oh every single elden ring meme you can find has been posted here

[velvet loom]

pickle rick

[gleaming oxide]

Lol

[uncut cove]

“Blocked by the great Lords power”

[bitter prism]

[subtle cypress]

this is the part where we make new ones

[thorny marsh]

I'm gonna be honest bro, I'd made a good buck if I had a dollar for every time it got reposted here. But kidding aside idk how many times it got reposted

[thorny marsh]

I replied to the wrong message, but whatever

[uncut cove]

Mods deleting off topic posts in 4 minutes then taking 4 hours to delete nsfw posts

[bitter prism]

Apologies! Looks like the user was banned but the image wasn't removed?

(I didn't even know it was there, I'm so sorry)

[uncut cove]

It’s fine, there was one of a guys a.ss hanging out up a day or two ago for like 6 hours

[bitter prism]

I'll go through the images now to see if there's anything else that requires removal - my apologies again that that was left up for so long

[uncut cove]

👌

[molten viper]

He's the true Pickle"Rick"

"Forefathers one and all, Bear Witness!" (turns into pickle)

[quaint comet]

Sup dude

[gleaming oxide]

Sup

[deep sleet]

Fire giant

[gritty mural]

“mighty cucumber, thou’rt a trueborn vegetable, lend me thy strength…”

[half egret]

when the losing opponent in the arena says "u fr a bum" so you hit them with the pizza cutter stare (skill issue)

[cerulean mortar]

of all the builds to complain about pizza cutter is not the one I would go with

[tawdry heath]

Then you are lost!!

[torn marlin]

Dark Souls 2 is ass (I like it)

[strong hill]

Who doesn't like ass

[restive burrow]

Me

I personally prefer thighs

[shut ferry]

Based

[sleek turtle]

Why not both

[restive burrow]

Because you can get your head squeezed by thighs

[sleek turtle]

But if you can have both why choose one

[opal cargo]

[mental epoch]

i choose all the parts

[broken sparrow]

he himself is unsure about what he likes

[hollow snow]

[quartz geyser]

Glass Cannon runs are fun

[hybrid widget]

Glass cannon melee runs are especially fun

[lone thicket]

Glass cannon melee runners die when dust touches them that is also fun

[hybrid widget]

Glass cannon melee runners start losing hp immediately after they leave limgrave which is very fun

[fervent obsidian]

wow

[thorny marsh]

is that andrew tate's face?

[hollow snow]

lmao

[cedar ravine]

@gaunt cradle

[cerulean mortar]

I wanna see Eleonora do a pole bloodblade dance for me

[cedar ravine]

down bad

[cerulean mortar]

Fire Giant tends to knock me down pretty bad yeah

pretty annoying ngl

[jaunty raptor]

Get your jars ready

[gritty mural]

^manchildren whenever a woman character exists in a video game

[astral eagle]

Would

[gleaming delta]

Why was my first thought a giant tentacle

[gleaming delta]

Only a Recusant deals in absolutes.

[cerulean mortar]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of King Morgott the Grace Given?

[thorny marsh]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[deep sleet]

Have you heard about how long ago there was a place called Spimborx, and Spimborx was lahomend to the Walgrons?

[mental epoch]

have you heard about ligma?

[meager axle]

N I H I L

[strong hill]

Have you heard of the high elves

[mental epoch]

[glad hare]

What are high elves

[mental epoch]

[subtle cypress]

metal pipe

[mental epoch]

metal pipe

me:

[gleaming delta]

I did a touch of rune farming

[strong hill]

An ancient race in skyrim mastering in wizardary and potion making

[mental epoch]

🤓

[strong hill]

But thats literally what they are

[iron shale]

Lol what did bro do to deserve 🤓

Is that Britney spears

[mental epoch]

nah its britney violin

[strong hill]

Lmao

[iron shale]

What is even the context who is that person

[mental epoch]

Its Yuka Kitamura

[iron shale]

How the hell did I confuse her with Britney Spears

[mental epoch]

[vital grove]

dw i don’t even know what britney looks like nor can i name any of her songs (i probably know atleast one or 2 of hers but couldn’t tell you that she made em)

[iron shale]

Lol your pfp looks like that one cat from the meme

[vital grove]

it is the same vibe

[cerulean mortar]

Found this at FS HQ translated from Japanese

[finite rivet]

Tis but a scratch

[robust zodiac]

Oh god no

[glad hare]

Thank you

[iron shale]

Tis but my blood meter building up

[wary notch]

Tried this new paint on this stonewall, what do you guys think?

[gleaming delta]

Looks good

[dark jasper]

@west isle

[west isle]

🙏

[dark jasper]

🙏

[worldly otter]

I never had the patience

[dark jasper]

Understandable

[worldly otter]

Wait I never replied to the message

[worldly otter]

I never had the patience

[misty jolt]

I do Wonder if The Doomslayer would have had a good time in Caelid

[gritty venture]

My tierlist of Elden ring bosses

[gleaming delta]

Soldier of Godrick is S

[vivid oar]

How did Ancestral Spirit get a higher score than the Regal Ancestral Spirit?

[deep sleet]

Swap patches and Godfrey and then yeah sure

[gritty mural]

cuz regal ancestor spirit sucks balls

[vivid oar]

But they're like the same fight

[gritty mural]

but regal has the dumbahh health siphon move

[vivid oar]

I got to that section kind of late game so I guess I killed it before ever seeing that move

[frozen halo]

Can someone explain to me how

Or what happened besides me dying

[tame stream]

Incantation chaining I think

Weird glitch that makes it so if you use catch flame, certain incants can be casted immediately afterward

[gleaming delta]

patches should be behind family

[frozen halo]

Oh..well thats not exactly fair..

[uncut cove]

Whats the difference between Elemer and bell bearing hunter?

[finite rivet]

Probably like one new attack, idk.

Funny how the bell bearing hunters are so much stronger than his actual form.

[wraith depot]

skill issue🤷‍♂️

[gleaming delta]

fair

[plush mountain]

Why is Margit Dtier? And what bosses specifcally, because you have bloodhoundknight AND SoG, which is a joke boss and definitely should be where you put it. I also dont agree with the Mogh, the Omen placement, he is basically the Mohg version of Godefroy who is a horrendous boss. Also I don't understand the decision of Regal under astel, they are both beautiful and very fair fights (besides Regals healing and Astels garb attack). That is your opinion however, and I have no control over it.

[carmine merlin]

agreed

[molten viper]

Swap SoG and Patches now

[gritty venture]

Patches on top

[molten viper]

I killed Patches in Murkwater my first playthrough

let me describe how I did it

So I start the fight, get him to want mercy, give him the mercy, get the gesture, kill him.

[molten viper]

Also why is there Margitt and Morgott on the same list

They are the same person

Get Gideon in F
now

My ranking of ER bosses

[potent rivet]

Why is Gideon so low

[molten viper]

smaller list

[sullen hemlock]

Elemer drops his proper weapons and adds lore to the character. Ball-Busting Hunter is his true form that best describes what sort of behavior got him arrested in the first place, and gives us just bell-bearings.

Elemer's original prison was Gaol Cave in Caelid, where his sword is left at. Theoretically.

He was captured and eventually taken to Shaded Castle by it's castellans, House Marais, of the Erdtree's Officials intending to execute him until he stole their execution sword and drove them off.

Elemer politically disagrees with having nice things and is unwilling to wait for it to be made into law and therefore takes it into his own hands to enforce upon others from denying them of merchants, teachers of magic, and trainers of skill, his name only shown in the true most place of nice things for others, the prosthesis production facility.

Elemer is the polar opposite of a spirit to the nature of the thorn knight Kirk from Dark Souls, whom pillages for the convenience of others.

[sweet vale]

Based on what

[dusk raven]

Hopefully this is funny cause I spent like an hour on it.

[subtle cypress]

thank you for this helpful guide. i have been stuck on this boss for 2 years and have lost everything except my copy of elden ring. you are forever in my debt as this has saved myself and everything i love is back to normal, and i can finally properly play the game without being roadblocked as soon as i walk outside

[dusk raven]

You’re welcome. Though it took me days of intense research, I made this guide to serve those in need. It is truly my honor.

[velvet vault]

what is it too hard to hit it a few more times?

[vital grove]

how low lvl where you?

the hp bar for both the deer is almost as bad as wolf radagon

[robust zodiac]

Correct

[gritty mural]

lmao my only point is that it’s a worse boss than the standard ancestor spirit—not that it’s an actually challenging boss

[iron shale]

Why am I not there

[formal needle]

Godskin duo was dogshit

Not for the difficulty, It's Just not creative

[formal needle]

Maybe on how much he enjoyed the boss fights idk

[velvet vault]

but why does it make it worse

[gritty mural]

would you rather have a boss that does teleport to the other side of the arena and undoes nearly all damage done to it whenever it hits half health, or would you rather have a boss that doesn’t do that?

[velvet vault]

doesent make a difference to me. it just functions differently than the usual

it doesent regen all the damage anyway

[subtle cypress]

finding random elden ring lookalikes in games until i’m bored day 1: hollow knight

[velvet vault]

puberty hits hard

[subtle cypress]

is it possible to attain his physique?

[fringe pecan]

Yeah, starve yourself, paint yourself black, replace your eyes with lightbulbs, and plug cables into your skull

[molten viper]

bosses

[robust zodiac]

Collector is a freak

[vale steppe]

Don't do blackface tho

[strong hill]

Very accurate

[fringe pecan]

So part of my plan involves removing your eyes and replacing them with lightbulbs but the only part of this that’s a problem is black face

[dusk raven]

Yes.

[vale steppe]

Eyes are for lights, lightbulbs are for lights, I fail to see the problem there

[fringe pecan]

Fair enough post a picture with your lightbulb eyes when you make the change

[vale steppe]

Will do

[gleaming delta]

hell yeah first no hit

[hybrid widget]

Yeah he’s always felt v reminiscent of that boss for me as well

I am excited for this development tho

[tepid linden]

placidusax on same tier as valiant gargoyles?????

[molten viper]

There are too many dragons

thats why Placidusax is on the same tier as them

[molten viper]

Also heres the newest one. It has less bosses (Mostly main storyline bosses)

[vital grove]

hes like 75% diffrent from all the other dragons

[molten viper]

Still a dragon
Except also an Elden Lord

[vital grove]

bros about to put gaping dragon in F tier because theres like 100 dragons in lost ilisve (i got 0 idea how to sepll that)

[polar iris]

Hello, does anyone have devoures scepter weapon?

[cerulean mortar]

Ah yes, Lion Guardian, my favorite boss

[molten viper]

💀

[quaint comet]

🤨

[molten viper]

[quaint comet]

Yeah idk what’s this

[molten viper]

@quaint comet read this list

[quaint comet]

So ?

[molten viper]

S: Godfrey on top

[quaint comet]

Yeah everyone knows this

[molten viper]

Hoarah Louh is better then normal Godfrey though

[quaint comet]

W

[molten viper]

Heh

the look change

[quaint comet]

Yeah

[molten viper]

nah wait

phase 2

[cerulean mortar]

why would you send this in reply to someone no hitting fire giant?

[molten viper]

I sent the skull emoji in the reply to the no hit

But I mean, you can say the image was in the reply too if you like it that much

[cerulean mortar]

who doesn’t love femboy maid Mohg

[molten viper]

ikr

Anyways,
Morgott + Mohg
VS
Hoarah Loux

And who would win if Morgott and Mogh weren't a team and only one fought Hoarah Loux at a time?

[cerulean mortar]

Morgott and Mohg easy

Godfrey is weak to fire and they’ve got enough bleed buildup between the two of them to pretty comfortably knock him out, probably by Mohg’s phase transition, plus he can’t even grab them

[molten viper]

What about the solo versions of the fights?

[cerulean mortar]

he beats Morgott easy, both are resistant to holy but Morgott has way less hp and does less damage in general, plus Godfrey relies more on physical attacks, with Mohg I think it’s closer but I think Mohg takes it bc of Nihil and bloodflame

[molten viper]

"Nihil"

[quaint comet]

I don’t.

[cerulean mortar]

you don’t like your son dressed up in a femboy maid costume? Maybe you shouldn’t’ve cast him out of the golden order then smh

[quaint comet]

Wasn’t really my choice

[cerulean mortar]

should’ve stood up to your wife then ig, no wonder she left you for Radagon

[quaint comet]

I don’t really care anyway

[cerulean mortar]

I mean you cared enough to come back to try and get her back and become Elden Lord again, seems a bit clingy to me ngl

[quaint comet]

Elden ring needs a hard mode fr

[cerulean mortar]

but unironically limiting your level, upgrades, or weapons makes for very fun playthroughs, imo region locked with different weapons unupgraded is the most fun way to play the game for me personally

makes you be more creative and use weapons you wouldn’t otherwise, helped me discover weapons I never would’ve used otherwise which are now some of my favorites

[quaint comet]

Ima just do a fist only run

No weapons, no armor, no talismans or buffs

[cerulean mortar]

fist only or fist weapons only? Fist weapons is fun, especially Star fist, but fist only has only been done once with armor, talismans, parrying, and cheese on a few bosses, so I wouldn’t recommend that unless you want to deal with 5+ hour fire giant and godskin duo where you can only make 20 mistakes tops

[quaint comet]

Fist only

[cerulean mortar]

record it then, would be a world’s first if you did it with those restrictions

[quaint comet]

I’ll be planning everything this month

Im playing on my main acc rn

[wide raptor]

I hate to break it to you but Elden Ring is the hardest souls game

[molten viper]

Just go on NG+7, grap the weakest fist weapon, 2hand it, give it that one Godfrey AoW, and your set.

this AoW
https:// eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Ash+of+War:+Hoarah+Loux's+Earthshaker

[cerulean mortar]

gotta be the funniest meme I’ve ever seen in this channel lmfao

[fringe pecan]

My friend summoned fat Malenia the other day

[molten viper]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kw5z6FGX7Jg

[chrome obsidian]

egotistical

[subtle cypress]

it was the hardest for me (it was also my first)

[cerulean mortar]

Direct quote from your sister from the other night

[subtle cypress]

i’ve been completely played, bamboozled, countered, tricked, baited

[cerulean mortar]

Third category is sh*t poster being the dung eater

[pine falcon]

Diogenes:

[cerulean mortar]

my favorite public masturbator

[latent jolt]

.

[hot fiber]

Huh

[mild vortex]

@earnest coyote That link is not allowed.

[earnest coyote]

Cry me a river and build a boat to get over it

[thorny marsh]

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

[graceful oriole]

Not sure if it's them, but one of my friends runs the "Fat Melania" setup 😂

[molten viper]

"Thy strength befits a crown"

Also did you know if you do Nepheli Loux's quest and inherit the frenzied flame, you get 2 NPC summons for the Godfrey fight and then you can summon your own summon.

If Hoarah Loux invited you to go the gym with him, would you join him?

[thorny marsh]

I'll be destroyed after that but sure

[uncut cove]

agree for the most part except radahn, brother deserves better

[dense hollow]

radahn is so unfun to fight

[uncut cove]

I enjoyed it

[tardy hill]

...and Malenia somehow is?
lol
lmao even

[idle drum]

Radhan is the best fight

[dense hollow]

yeah malenia's attacks are satesfying to dodge

radahn charges for three years while floating around on his horse segway
also malenia doesn't have an obnixious runback

each to their own tho yea

[formal needle]

Malenia Is.

[cerulean mortar]

Putting Radahn and Renalla below Dragonkin Soldier, Loretta, Forttisax, Magma Wyrm, Leonine Misbegotten, and the Commanders should be a crime

[plush mountain]

🤮

Worst tier list ive ever seen

[cerulean mortar]

what’s the trend with people putting Mohg the Omen over Mohg Lord of Blood? Do people dislike Mohg phase two that much?

[plush mountain]

I mean I know everyone has an opinion but like wtf?

[cerulean mortar]

yet another example of why Shabriri was right ig

[plush mountain]

Here is my tierlist, criticize all you want!

[vital grove]

how is golden godfrey in the same tier as godfrey

[plush mountain]

lmao GG is just firstphase Godfrey

[cerulean mortar]

it’s even less than that bc he doesn’t even have all of his first phase attacks, no earth shaker or holy earthquake, bc of the arena size, also Maliketh in D tier sad

[dense hollow]

yeah, i prefer phase 1 but they're both good

[cerulean mortar]

phase 1’s just a little too simple imo, plus sewer Mohg having less hp and damage and being immune to statuses in a worse arena makes him worse than LoB imo

[dense hollow]

sure

[cerulean mortar]

to each his own ig

[dense hollow]

btw this includes radagon and elden beast as one boss

[dense hollow]

what is the appeal of radahn (not hating just curious)

[cerulean mortar]

one of the best giant bosses FS has ever designed imo, the summons are there if he’s too difficult for you on your own, although in my experience he’s much for fun to fight solo with more predictable AI, he’s got tough to learn timings on certain attacks but they usually aren’t the most punishing ones and it’s immensely satisfying to stand in one spot and whale on him while he does an 80 hit combo just for them to all miss you bc you positioned yourself correctly, and of course his design and lore are both top tier

that’s his appeal for me anyways, I’d probably put him in low A to high B tier personally

[sinful vortex]

hes cool

[vale ginkgo]

Back in the day when I couldnt beat Melenia, so I had to bring the mimic tear

[iron shale]

Back in the day was a year ago

[hollow snow]

yea radahn is cool, deserve a bit more hp tho, the final part of his theme is a damn banger and you barely hear it, Fire Giant is also a good boss when he dont spam roll away from you

[iron shale]

The good old days 😔 kids these days don’t understand

[iron shale]

Pre nerf radahn was the best

[hollow snow]

I believe it was an issue with the swords hitboxes and they reverted the nerf along with the blade fix ?

but yeah when game released I died so much to those damns meteors couldnt avoid them lmao (still die to it sometimes)

[iron shale]

No he was a absolute hp sponge and was more faster in attacking I remember

[hollow snow]

shame then

[dusty yew]

objective boss ranking

[cerulean mortar]

Objectively awful boss ranking*

[west moth]

fr

[dense hollow]

This has to be bait. No way godskin duo next to maliketh

[plush snow]

Placidusax is my worst enemy dude

I absolutely DESPISE placidusax with every atom of my very being

[safe tapir]

But you gotta admit, he looks awesome

[plush snow]

mmmmmmaybe
I'm not a huge fan of his design either

[cerulean mortar]

Not even that, they put duo above half the bosses in the game, including Godrick, Rykard, Forttisax, Loretta, Regal Ancestor Spirit, and literally Godskin Noble, how on earth is Duo above Noble when it’s literally just Noble but worse

[cerulean mortar]

just slap blackflame tornado on a spear, you’re guaranteed to have it from Godskin Duo right before Placi, and it obliterates him in like 5 full casts bc of how much % damage it does

[iron shale]

Bro where am I

[dusty yew]

godskin duo gets way too much hate, they're not even that hard and if you really think they're that bad just craft a few sleep pots and you literally get rid of the entire fight

[dusty yew]

literally worst take possible
hes got an awesome design and all of his attacks are difficult but not impossible to deal with, he's got a good hp pool to the point where he's not too tanky but not too squishy, and also the teleporting attacks are some of the best in the whole game

[plush snow]

Elden ring fans when someone says they don't like a boss

[cerulean mortar]

I agree it gets too much hate but putting it over Godrick and all the other bosses you did is laughably dumb

[dusty yew]

nah godrick is such a mid boss, the only memorable part of his fight is the phase transition and even then its only impressive for the first time you play the game

i find the experience of going through stormveil castle more memorable than the godrick fight

[cerulean mortar]

[hybrid widget]

Okay design I could see, but specifically the one attack where he turns to dust and all you see are his red claws before he attacks you has to be one of the most badass transitions to a second phase fromsoft has ever done visually. He’s alriiiiiiiight to fight tho, fun but not incredibly imo

[plush snow]

Godrick is based, i think he's great
And he's fun

[iron shale]

Coraline’s dad is a Elden ring game??!

[cerulean mortar]

yes

ever since her mom left me I’ve been maidenless tho

[gritty mural]

i beg to differ

just the remembrance bosses obv

[gritty mural]

sorry my screenshot cut off the secret SSS tier at the top

[cedar ravine]

@jovial bay

[plush mountain]

Do people still think that SoG is a good and "haha funny" boss?

[plush mountain]

Thats disappointing, he's really not

Good for you

[cerulean mortar]

why is dragonkin soldier of nokstella here? He’s not a remembrance boss, other than that fairly solid list, wouldn’t put regal ancestor spirit in F tho

Patches and Soldier of Godrick in F tier

[molten viper]

Soldier of Godrick is S but I agree with the Patches being in F
Patches sucks

[cerulean mortar]

Patches is the best character in the series

[hybrid widget]

Idk why we mad at patches

[quick mauve]

go ahead judge me

[cerulean mortar]

Probably the one I agree with the most so far

[velvet vault]

never gonna understand why people rate godrick so high when hes such a nothing fight