elden-fun

[somber bear]

^

[woven badger]

I don’t like sorcery

[deep sleet]

he told me he is nonbinary lol

Alexander tho…

[gleaming delta]

"his pronouns are they/them"

[gleaming delta]

[vivid oar]

lol

[meager axle]

Would you believe that even game journalists would struggle with something this easy and brain dead?

[gleaming delta]

mf has 9 vigor

[woven badger]

322 max hp to be exact

[gleaming delta]

on your way to get oneshotted by a kukri 💀

[woven badger]

Just get good

[proud ether]

Say the mage

[woven badger]

I’m usually a brute, trust me it hurts using magic and the only reason I am is because of a challenge

[proud ether]

Fair

[torn marlin]

I like how Crystallian said: It's spinnin' time and started spinning

[pine falcon]

why is it erdsteel dagger

[woven badger]

Truly

[oak lynx]

added dragon's dogma music
it fits extremely well

[oak lynx]

elden ring fans when they see a weapon (elden ring reference)

[ashen mesa]

Indeed it does.

[fierce cove]

mohg definitely fits in, considering how he likes kids

[brave warren]

[main remnant]

nearly browned my pants when i first ran into those things

[viral trail]

LGBBQ

[wooden cloud]

Bruh

[gleaming delta]

Two hours

[idle drum]

Bro what 😂

[torn marlin]

Looks like Elden Ring killer

[narrow locust]

Next dlc

[opal plaza]

www.tumblr.com/baerryjj/718626798212120576

[eternal lava]

Stop posting some random black cube everyday lmao

[gleaming delta]

🕋

[woven badger]

🕋

[marsh lance]

🕋

[eternal lava]

🕋

[daring steeple]

[worldly otter]

🕋

[subtle cypress]

🕋

[wide raptor]

Say less

[idle drum]

Lol

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[meager axle]

Y'just doomed yourself

[eternal lava]

Why?

[meager axle]

Because for a low low price of this channel, y'get all the black boxes

[meager axle]

ifunny

But i agree, Mr.House has always been top tier

[inland snow]

Bro got me rolling on the ground 😂😂

[teal crane]

he will do ANYTHING for that dlc

[oak coral]

الله خير والله عظيم الازدهار

[thorny marsh]

🕋

[vital grove]

bruh it’s not a random cube

🕋

[gleaming delta]

source?

[vital grove]

🕋

[gleaming delta]

predictable

[vital grove]

it’s an emoji so it must be real ;}

[gleaming delta]

🫃

[vital grove]

but ye idk enough about it to actually tell you other than it’s extremely important and i won’t tell you what it’s important to

[gleaming delta]

source: trust me bro

[vital grove]

it’s an extremely extremely important place for islam

giant idk what it’s called where a whole bunch of people travel to it and pray around it ( i didn’t want to say what it is because idk much about it)

[vital grove]

also cmon man i saw what you deleted

[gleaming delta]

💀

[vital grove]

what it was exactly rude and semi racist

[gleaming delta]

nah you just take stuff too seriously

[vital grove]

i’m only taking it seriously because it has extreme importance to a lot of people i respect it also even if it’s a joke its still pretty bad

[final lantern]

thought this was a fun channel, that suppose to be a funny cube?

[vital grove]

it can be a funny cube if you just post it in a chain to annoy someone

[final lantern]

well i still dont get that cube joke

[vital grove]

someone was posting it every day idk why because i don’t read every msg and then someone said stop posting a random cube

so everyone posted the it, it’s not ment to mean much but the thing itself does

[final lantern]

🙂

i guess its time to post more of that cube joke

please annoy me with the most sacred thing in your entire religion 🙂

[twin sequoia]

🕋

mashallah

[hollow snow]

It is normal to respect religious people, but normalize dunking on the religions in general

[twin sequoia]

astaghfirullah you will burn in jahannam forever 🕋

[woven badger]

🕋

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[gloomy crane]

First time at castle morne be like:

First time in caelid be like:

[gleaming delta]

post more elden ring memes

[twin sequoia]

more kaaba 🕋

[plain lily]

Max0r

[woven badger]

Mashallah 🕋🕋🕋

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[idle drum]

R u Arabian

[woven badger]

No

[idle drum]

Muslim?

[woven badger]

Nope, just a dude who knows what that means

[idle drum]

Then u know that's something important to Muslims and not a joke

[woven badger]

Are you Arabic or Muslim?

[idle drum]

I'm both

[woven badger]

Then I apologize

[idle drum]

Ur apologies accepted

Delete that

[twin sequoia]

calm your boots brother 🕋

[idle drum]

R u Muslim

[twin sequoia]

of course

[idle drum]

Prove it

[worldly otter]

So am I

[cyan jacinth]

So am i

[idle drum]

الحمدلله

Bro say it back

[woven badger]

إنه أخ مزحة

[uncut cove]

Ok, my bad

[idle drum]

U said ur not Arabic

[woven badger]

I’m not

[idle drum]

Oh ur using Google translate

[woven badger]

Well I have a few friends who live in Arabic countries so I’ve taken a small interest in the language, google translate does help alot though

[idle drum]

To be honest that sentence doesn't make any sense

[woven badger]

I have Muslim friends from Arabic countries, I know a little because of that

[worldly flame]

the drip

[woven badger]

Fr

[idle drum]

Have u considered entering Islam

[worldly flame]

But you can wear sick stuff like that anytime

[woven badger]

I prefer to stay away from religion as a whole

[worldly flame]

Dont, Jediism is the one true religion

[idle drum]

Sorry but no

[gleaming delta]

I've considered entering your mother

[worldly flame]

It is, Google says so

[idle drum]

Bro no need to say bad things

[idle drum]

Don't believe everything on the internet

[woven badger]

Also I like men, so I don’t imagine myself being very welcome

[worldly flame]

But Google is always right

[idle drum]

Not always

[woven badger]

Truly

[cyan jacinth]

Sorry not Arabic.

[tawdry bane]

Relatable

[plush mountain]

Lmao you tried

[oak coral]

Yea 😞

A or B ??

[latent adder]

B, better loop

[deep sleet]

Max0r is great

[slate anchor]

Real

[woven badger]

Real

[slate anchor]

Real 😌

[woven badger]

Real

[slate anchor]

Real

[woven badger]

Real 😳

[slate anchor]

Real 😏

[woven badger]

Real 👉👈

Every message is being deleted lmao

Real

[slate anchor]

Racist I swear 😭

[woven badger]

Real

[slate anchor]

Real 😕✊

[slate anchor]

I’ve watched that whole meme too 😭

[woven badger]

I said “it’s a joke my brother” or something like that

It’s where they keep the original scriptures or something like that I believe

Also it’s a holy sight right?

[errant nexus]

This is wild

[woven badger]

No I know it’s not like the Bible or anything just going off of memory

Oh yea there’s no way the Bible is accurate to the original

[vivid oar]

Some translations are very true to the original text, some versions are basically edited

[oak lynx]

Reminder that the one that's true to the original text is the one that agrees with your personal principles the most

[vivid oar]

No, the one that's true to the original text is the one that translated based off of what words and phrases in the original dialect mean in the language it's being translated to

[oak lynx]

was making a joke about how people always call the bible they personally agree with most the "most accurate" one

[vivid oar]

I'm sure some say that but I've never met someone who's said that

[woven badger]

Corrupt priests would probably agree

[oak lynx]

as someone who knows a lot of different people from abrahamic religions it's very common

[woven badger]

Stay safe

[errant nexus]

why

[vivid oar]

Yes, the Bible has been translated many times. That's why there are different versions. Some translate some ways, others translate other ways. The ones that translate based off the originals dialects instead of just translating an already translated version are the most accurate ones

[errant nexus]

😜
Does it say I’m playing rn

…

what even is that emoji on ur username

oh 👍

thanks

[neat hill]

wut if u trump the trumpet

[vivid oar]

No, not every version

Distorted is not a good description for an accurate translation

An accurate translation is not a mistake

It's not like it's a sin to read the Bible in a dialect other than the very first dialect in which it was written. Anyways, let's just drop it. Agree to disagree

[open harness]

Holy shiesse shut up an POST MEME

[vivid oar]

It's almost like I said to drop it and agree to disagree 🤯

[open harness]

Yessir

Wizard to wizard communication yknow

[vivid oar]

Magical communication truly is unparalleled

[subtle cypress]

finally a meme

[gleaming delta]

😓

[neat hill]

every time

[vital grove]

undertale is a good song

[subtle cypress]

toby fox has made a lot of bangers i agree

[vital grove]

i mean there’s been some stuff added threw transliteration because it’s the god dam church you really think their about to accurately depict the bible

[vital grove]

yessir

[subtle cypress]

i wish this made it to the main game

[subtle cypress]

battle against a true hero, ASGORE, tera raid theme, the world revolving are all really good, just a few from him i really like

[low quiver]

Im fairly sure it is, once you talk to him a couple times when you first start and he is done saying about how he has more GFs than you hes like aight im done, go and die of whatever.

[vital grove]

yes and not to mention deltarune ost as well

[vital grove]

just get 3k hp then start lvling everything else

[subtle cypress]

levels endurance

[vital grove]

you can never be hit if your allways rolling, genius!

[vivid oar]

Yes, there were and are versions that were / are heavily edited by "the church," but you're overlooking a big thing; there's been a lot of "churches" with differing doctrines, beliefs, etc, and they fought with each other a lot. So it's not like there's such one singular church controlling everything. Also, as I already said, there are multiple versions, with some being edited and some not coming from a church, instead coming from groups who focus on direct translations from the original.

Anyways, this was dropped earlier, so let's please leave it that way

[vital grove]

wasn’t the pope ment to be the one over all the christian churches before the reformation and Protestant popped up

[vivid oar]

The Catholic Church and the Pope is it's own whole deal, it's one of the prime examples of a church not being very biblical and editing stuff like you said

[subtle cypress]

this was exactly what happened, i knew dark souls but i never played it, margit was a massive reality check

[vivid oar]

The Protestant Reformation happened in part because the Catholic Church was making claims such as "you need to make these payments so that your soul can go to heaven" which wasn't in the Bible. Something else to keep in mind is that illiteracy helped some churches edit the Bible and say whatever they wanted, since people couldn't read for themselves, but the printing press, literacy becoming more common, and new translations helped reveal the problems in the churches

[vital grove]

ig my ass just got beat by 95 reasons why i was wrong (so gn and sleep well)

[vivid oar]

lol thanks and gn

[vital grove]

im part of both the pain is true

[gleaming delta]

protestantism started in the 16th century? bro how long is that protest gonna be wtf

[vivid oar]

Damn it went on for over a century

[vital grove]

literally half the people i help when beating bosses /s

[vivid oar]

1517-1648, although the end date could be disputed

Heck, I'm supposed to be going to bed

[vital grove]

aight now ima actually go i am procrastinating sleep and it’s 3am

[low quiver]

I am the meme Provider Bow down before me...

[subtle cypress]

after a day of hardly any memes we have been granted

[weary trellis]

(🏹)

[obsidian cliff]

if they don't buff bow scaling in the dlc I'm gonna forcibly remove miyazakis attraction to feet using a grapefruit spoon

[hoary hollow]

paint thinner?

[subtle cypress]

paint thinner.

[hoary hollow]

🙏

[ashen mesa]

Not elden ring but absolutely fire

[slender mountain]

Not Elden Ring but absolutely based

[ashen mesa]

🤝

[slender mountain]

🤝

[woven badger]

The only reasonable response

[woeful warren]

I see no difference

[low quiver]

Legit when i started the game, i didnt know what the name was, so icalled it the little Australia thingy

[winter fog]

I was wondering why I was getting back into Elden Ring and then it hit me.

[plush mountain]

Their not the same?

[ashen mesa]

Ah so true

[winter fog]

You caught me. I've leaked Elden Ring 2. 😔

[sinful vortex]

You're right, the hands in totk are infinitely worse

[winter fog]

Dazzlefruit and Bomb Arrows really come in clutch against them.

[swift meteor]

mine is Bogart

[woven badger]

Good old hewg

[swift meteor]

hewg is like my grandma, odd facial hair, and dymentia

[woven badger]

Yea but he’s there with you from start to finish, it’s like visiting a dementia ridden grandparent, it hurts but it’s still comforting

Beautiful about me bio btw

[swift meteor]

I didint say it was a bad thing, ive been telling my grandma its been christmas every day for the past year, im rich

[swift meteor]

thx

[buoyant idol]

Mmmm

[winter fog]

Beast man moment.

[blazing beacon]

Da feet

[magic tundra]

I got Leonard

[urban ice]

Lovely

[neat hill]

they got it right

[uncut cove]

Can… can I re roll

Ahhh much better

[fierce cove]

mohg moment

[uncut cove]

NOOOOOO I don’t wanna be mohg NOOOO

[uncut cove]

@humble parrot

[humble parrot]

c a k e

[uncut cove]

[humble parrot]

uh oh

[uncut cove]

Yeah miquella is the most common one I think

[dusty yew]

i am 100% ok with this

[viral trail]

Man I'm bout to get nihiled on

[meager axle]

Would you even consider these feet? I can't see the goddamn toes

[mental fulcrum]

meme

[glad hare]

Im mogh fr

[hollow snow]

You gonna finish on the weapon like his family

[open harness]

Got miquella 4 times in a row 😰

[winter fog]

This is fine.

[wide raptor]

Real

[swift meteor]

is there an option for Bogart?

[magic tundra]

ye

[uncut cove]

no siluria i dont think

[meager axle]

I put the new forgis on the jeep
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all the tarnished got it out the lands
Keeping their runes inside of their pants

[errant nexus]

wat

[night badge]

Bruhhhh why

[subtle cypress]

HELP

[midnight oasis]

Ahh, may chaos take the world

[chrome obsidian]

bruh i got theodorix twice

[magic tundra]

lmao

[ashen mesa]

If I remastered bloodborne for PC and asked you to pay a sum of money for it would you? I'm in the process but am undecided on the money bit.

[chrome obsidian]

[late warren]

lucky 😔

[exotic tulip]

bru

[winter fog]

Not the caca consumer.

[elfin spoke]

not the doodoo digester

[steady linden]

Agressively making out with solaire

[quartz geyser]

Im going to jail

[gleaming delta]

rigged, half of them are miquella

[agile whale]

YESSS

[subtle cypress]

congrats

[magic tundra]

brother that would be illegal

[magic tundra]

yo gz

[torn marlin]

Thank you Miyazaki

[gleaming delta]

nice vigor
I agree that shouldn't have a hitbox though

[agile whale]

placidusax moment

[worldly otter]

Who'd you think wins

Godfrey ransacks the Lands Between

[vital quail]

Fancy obsidian block

[idle drum]

Not obsidian

[unborn plaza]

🕋

[gilded radish]

Literally 1-9-8-4, I want a refund.

[hollow snow]

how come this is a banned word lmao

[gilded radish]

No idea, and the message I posted laughing about it got removed

[hollow snow]

I tried and same lmao, litterally '84 here

[gilded radish]

Pretty ironic lol

[swift loom]

iirc the mods didn't like that number being used to criticize the moderation

which is just hilarious

[cold urchin]

The irony of that decision is so palpable I can almost taste it

[astral cave]

Fk that year in particular

[magic tundra]

it’s a book about a dystopian society where everything is censored and controlled by big state

but ye afaik it was being spammed every time a mod came online or said something to a point where it got annoying

[cold urchin]

That sounds pretty funny

[astral cave]

ive seen the film
never knew the context behind the ban tho

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[novel fulcrum]

And pretty unnecessary. Also, community mods can't alter the word list, just so we're clear lol

[cold urchin]

Unecessity is necessary

Be boring otherwise

[swift loom]

Not when it comes to the context of enforcing rules or generally doing stuff that will bother people

When you do something that will impact other people you have to ask yourself how they'll react
If the answer is it'll annoy them, make them angry or something similar then yeah you should just stick to necessities

[cold urchin]

Life is too short to get annoyed by people online

[swift loom]

I guess that's fair but my point stands that you probably should avoid making others annoyed for no good reason

[unborn plaza]

🕋

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[austere current]

I just got this new cat

[bronze smelt]

CAT

MIAU

[twin sequoia]

dog?

[austere current]

[unborn plaza]

haram, unless a guide or guard dog

[twin sequoia]

thank you for the information brother 🕋

[unborn plaza]

🕋no worries brother, may Allah grant you and your family good health in this life and may Allah guide you and your family into jannah. Ameen🕋

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[unborn plaza]

🕋

[atomic belfry]

I'm getting some Rya vibes here

[gleaming delta]

L

[vivid oar]

Even better than Rya, since no reptilian secrets are present

[unborn plaza]

🕋dogs are haram cuz there impure. Allah is only trying to protect us. L you for not being a muslim.🕋

[gleaming delta]

pffft

[half egret]

me meeting me from my first playthrough

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[gleaming delta]

Cat

[woven badger]

🕋

[night badge]

Reagisci fra

[unborn plaza]

🕋

[main remnant]

is she secretly a lizalfos?

[open harness]

🛫🕋🕋

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[distant solar]

@jovial bay 🅱️🅰️🇳

[jovial bay]

Aye I get that it happened in 2010 but let's stay away from the humor about national tragedies @unborn plaza @open harness

[open harness]

👍

[gleaming delta]

they should've just iframed the planes 🙄

[quartz geyser]

Giant Birds 🐦

[oblique moss]

Nope. Guess i'll try fingers.

[deep sleet]

Nobody beats purah tho

Major test of strength

[vivid oar]

Purah is mega overrated

[vivid oar]

Game "journalists" will literally say anything

[open harness]

False

[vivid oar]

True

Sad to see that our wizard frequency isn't the same on this one 😔

[open harness]

Simultaneously hot, smart and, mature. I see no downsides

Only downside is hee obsession with the mechanum

[vivid oar]

Main reason I say she's overrated is that the internet makes it sound as if she's insanely hot, but she's just a bit over decent

[open harness]

Well yeah. It's also a taste thing, she isn't hot but she's modest

[vivid oar]

Just to clarify due to the "it's also a taste thing," comment: I don't prefer overly hot women in games

[open harness]

We have allligned once again

[vivid oar]

Ngl I find people like the Hateno girl who makes the cheese to be nice (not cause of looks, cause of dialogue)

Actually that's probably why I find Purah to be overrated, cause the looks are a lot of people's main focus instead of dialogue

[gritty mural]

you guys know these characters are made up and do not exist right?

[open harness]

Yes

[vivid oar]

Yes, we are well aware

[brittle delta]

Royal revenant

[vital grove]

didn’t it happen in 2001

am i trippin?

[vital grove]

from zelda right?

[vivid oar]

Yeah

[vital grove]

i think she’s probably rated fairly but there’s a lot of people playing tears of the kindom so it seems overrated

[shut fable]

Didn’t work

[woven badger]

Skill issue

[unborn plaza]

🕋

[woven badger]

🕋

[unborn plaza]

🕋I'm not trying to be humorous brother. I am a muslim myself and all I am doing is promoting the one and and true religion, Islam.🕋

[gleaming delta]

cope

[hollow snow]

mmh yes I love me some religion in my elden ring server (no)

[subtle cypress]

came for the elden ring, stayed for the memes

[hollow snow]

why the sticcs

[subtle cypress]

stick

[hollow snow]

indeed

[subtle cypress]

[night raft]

Cringe

Makes me glad I’m not religious

[uncut cove]

use lords heal to melt its face off

(or just one of the lower teir heal spells for low faith.)

[gritty mural]

[swift loom]

I smell a little trolling

[idle drum]

Good job brother

[gleaming delta]

i cant post the lobster 😭

no im just not allowed to post tenor gifs and cant post the elden ring lobster

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[tardy hill]

Only one thing?

[deep sleet]

But hole

[uncut cove]

Why do you think it’s 26 hours long

[open harness]

Miss the days when this was an elden ring channel

[twin sequoia]

🫵

[junior summit]

Dang Shawty 😩

[junior summit]

Please forgive me my brother رحم الله روحي

🕋

🕋اللهم اغفر لي ذنوبي فاديك في عينيك ومجدك

[low quiver]

Aw hell nah

[viral swallow]

epic

[subtle cypress]

same here now it’s just religion stuff, give me my memes back

[open harness]

Fr, it's pretty obvious they're trolling but its still annoying asf

[errant nexus]

yessss

[idle dagger]

Chicken butt

[subtle cypress]

you got me

[open harness]

The fact that you use the kaaba emoji so often makes it pretty damn obvious

[vivid oar]

The "spreading good just like Andrew Tate" statement makes me hope that it's trolling, it'd be concerning if people are praising that piece of trash after what he's confessed to

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[open harness]

If Andrew wasn't insane before, he is now

[viral swallow]

bruh

[winter nova]

Thoughts on convergence mod?

[lapis flame]

Baa

[dusty yew]

@gaunt pivot I see you

[gaunt pivot]

i see you too

[wraith furnace]

Low Effort meme

[visual blade]

YES😆 💯

[wary juniper]

When Faith Builds switch to pure Strength Builds

[subtle cypress]

still higher effort than some comments and posts here

[thorny marsh]

And it was then, as the story is told, that the hue of Lord Godfrey's eyes faded.

[somber bear]

Double dipping 🤤

[thorny marsh]

The snek ate too many golden runes

[thorny marsh]

Didn't think npcs could get the Golden eyes, which gets you more runes upon their deaths, but maybe it's because she's using and enemy model

[somber bear]

This is a thing that can happen?!

[thorny marsh]

just happened to me a few seconds ago, I couldn't believe it myself lol

[vivid oar]

It's a sign. Now you have to kill Zoraya

[swift loom]

now i just imagine zoraya crunching a nomad rune like a giant waffle

[vivid oar]

There's always later

[fathom sphinx]

My favorite part of Elden Ring was when Mohg said "It's Mohging time!" And then Mohged all over the place.

[zealous tide]

This is so funny to me for some reason

[zealous tide]

Me: "Heck, wrong direction. Let's try the other way"

A rune bear on his way to somersault me out of existence:

[weary trellis]

for a Low Effort weapon

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[hexed lagoon]

mashallah

[gleaming tangle]

I wonder what happens if I

[broken sparrow]

yea its on StreamSB

[wooden cloud]

I can't go to a movie theater for the next like 9 months so I'm pirating spiderverse part 2 💀

Can't miss out on that I love spidey 2099 he is a big part of my childhood playing Edge of time and shattered dimensions

[viral swallow]

hell ye

[subtle cypress]

me in every game i play

[placid tusk]

Me when Rick soldier of God

[winter fog]

Fax.

[main remnant]

Certainly looks better than, "Grifter of Eye's" mod

[bronze smelt]

The feeling when you find a shortcut back to the lamp (bonfire, grace, etc)

[gleaming delta]

Sere lo que tu quieras joe

[dire sigil]

Faith Character shenanigans

[gleaming delta]

🫃

[hollow snow]

🫃 🫃

[lone ferry]

Jump ahead😔

[dark jasper]

☸️

[vivid oar]

✝️

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[open harness]

✝️

[twin sequoia]

☪️

[worldly flame]

🈵

[thorny marsh]

🗿

[teal blade]

👁️🫦👁️

[dire sigil]

This is how long Rennala phase 1 takes

[thorny marsh]

My dps at low level is too low for dat

[dire sigil]

Yah that’s fair

[gleaming delta]

spot the mohg

[bronze smelt]

There was a guy at my school this year who looked just like Leon lol

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[exotic tulip]

shooting target

[velvet quartz]

Who dares to challenge me the best elden cards player in the world

[vivid oar]

My greatest opposition

[sullen hemlock]

anyone else do stupid difficult jump spots?

this one's above Gideon

[quaint void]

But how

[gleaming delta]

jumping

[quaint void]

Where

[vital grove]

jumping

[valid zealot]

Dude's like "oh you beat another demigod? Cool I guess. Just know I'm better than you" while louging around doing NOTHING

[vital grove]

why would he do anything

[valid zealot]

He should stop pretending like he's better than me then

[vital grove]

it’s just logically a good move to do nothing because he now has to fight you. so if he waits more demigods might die making him have less work to do and if you kill them all then he had to fight you anyways

i feal like he has some mental reasons to atleast act like he thinks that

[sullen hemlock]

from the chandelier by the fireplace

you need sprint jump and hit it right to make it

same for from the fireplace

[gleaming delta]

if megamind was a tarnished could he become elden lord?

i think he would tbh

[sullen hemlock]

this implies he gets through Hoarah Loux and Morgott

[subtle cypress]

username checks out

[subtle cypress]

then there’s newbies who don’t even know that fatrolling is a thing and accidentally beat the whole game with it (me)

[marsh lance]

would be areally cool card in GOAT format or smth
two tributes with no special summon is rough tho

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[dark jasper]

☸️

[twin sequoia]

eurgh 🕋

[dark jasper]

Eurgh ☸️

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[idle dagger]

Is Christ recognized as a prophet in the Quran? What of the supposed miracle of virgin birth of Christ, is it found in the Quran as well?

[gritty mural]

remember when this server was about elden ring?

[tacit belfry]

Since when has it ever been about elden ring?

[idle dagger]

post the chadahn image

[hollow snow]

Mods have abandoned this channel lmao

[idle dagger]

thank you for the information.

[sand yarrow]

Mashallah

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[bronze smelt]

What’s the clip from, out of curiosity?

[twin sequoia]

terraria

[bronze smelt]

Dang, Terraria graphics got more realistic lol

[vivid oar]

Fr

[uncut cove]

GTA 6

[bronze smelt]

Aah, thank you

[uncut cove]

youre welcome

[plush mountain]

Correct that to Dex AND Strength AND Intelligence AND Dex/Int AND Faith/Srt

[gleaming delta]

It’s supposed to be sarcastic

[plush mountain]

-_- I knoe

[gleaming delta]

No*

Can we make love (You must be a boy)

[plush mountain]

huh? I am a guy, but huh?

[gleaming delta]

Aight then. Can you call me an ugly woman?

[quartz gate]

Carter... the woman

[sleek gazelle]

i was so close!

[gleaming delta]

dpad left in pouch

[wicked stump]

Yessss

[celest rampart]

literally same

Dpad up is for the grace return just in case
Dpad down is for torrent
Dpad left is for spirit summon
Dpad right is empty

[gleaming delta]

dpad up torrent
dpad left spirits
dpad down boiled crab
dpad right fp flask

[celest rampart]

My fp flask is in the items

[wicked stump]

Torrent bottom d pad

[thorny marsh]

Equipment, because I put flasks and torrent in the dpad pouch

[meager axle]

In my pockets

[marsh lance]

In the goddamn trash

[vital grove]

devil may cry 5 iirc

[gleaming delta]

who's alt is this anyway

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[lament marsh]

nty

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[subtle cypress]

remember when this server was about elden ring

[fair cedar]

Me recommending ER: I love Elden Ring. This game isn't frustrating at all.

Also me:

[subtle cypress]

honestly rest in peace that fight’s a pain in the butt

[steel verge]

🕋

[bronze smelt]

I thought so… and just realized that GTA 6 isn’t out yet 🤦‍♂️

[vivid oar]

🤝

[uncut cove]

Did you actually think it was from GTA 6?

[vital grove]

^

[bronze smelt]

I misread it and thought you said 5, and from what I know about GTA, it’s completely plausible

[uncut cove]

Mhm suuuure

[vital grove]

ah fair

[uncut cove]

But yeah no it’s modded DMC 5 since it’s usually Dante dancing in that scene

[thin thistle]

I won but at what cost..

[gritty mural]

nowhere

[hybrid widget]

Dpad up torrent
Dpad right summons
Dpad down lantern
Dpad left grease/buffs

[gritty mural]

ok i can agree w/ up and down except left dpad is physick flask and right dpad is any consumable i might need (typically sleep pot)

[hybrid widget]

Sorry I misread

[gritty mural]

torrent is up and lantern is down

[gritty mural]

np

[idle drum]

Dpad up lantern
Dpad left torrent
Dpad right physick
Dpad down summon

[hybrid widget]

I like the idea of the physick in there

[gritty mural]

summons are for the weak-willed

or just for everyone on their first playthrough

[hybrid widget]

Lmao yeah I’m on my second and haven’t been using em, but I’m doing 100 percent lore run so I’m still summoning npcs in case they are important

[gritty mural]

yeah i tend to avoid npc summons as well except for nepheli against godfrey—i still can’t get that damn hoarah loux on my own

[hybrid widget]

I finished first playthrough with beating hoarah loux, Malenia, and Radagon without summons, haven’t done maliketh yet tho so we gon see how that goes

[gritty mural]

maliketh is my fav boss
i solo him every time

my first mally solo was the greatest feeling ever

[hybrid widget]

Lmao yeah I’m excited, I really liked Malenia and hoarah loux was fairly fun

[idle drum]

I think you can also get shabriri's help

[gritty mural]

i think he has too many grab moves to the point of them not even being a punishment for playing too agressively, but instead becoming an unfair gimmick that forces you to play way too passively

[gritty mural]

yeah but he’s kinda terrible at playing elden ring

[hybrid widget]

I was cackling first time I fought him cause it’s like all of his grabs are straight street fighter moves

[idle drum]

Wdym

[gritty mural]

i just can’t stand how they’ll all drain like 80% of your HP and yet have the most misleading telegraphs in the world

[gritty mural]

i mean most npc summons are bad at fighting but shabriri is especially terrible imo

[idle drum]

I haven't tried summoning him yet so I can't judge

[gritty mural]

nepheli’s a significantly better bet

[lament marsh]

nty ☦️

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[fair cedar]

Yep. It's just Dragon Lord, Malenia and this damn Holy Tree Spirit suck. Elden Beast on first try.

[worldly flame]

with summon

thats easy

[fair cedar]

Yeah. But not upgraded, (because I forgot to change for mimic tear and used group of great shield soldiers on 1st level that I was going to upgrade)

[worldly flame]

liar

in the screenshot you can see the mimic tear

[thorny marsh]

either way the blasphemous blade melts the final boss thanks for fire being the least resisted damage type, and they have fp to spare

[gleaming delta]

Yes

🗿

[quartz gate]

😂

[low quiver]

@everyone

[gleaming delta]

bruh ranni's awoogas are not that big

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[deep sleet]

Dpad down

[open harness]

Y dpad right

[pulsar shore]

🕋

[pine garnet]

She's a literal doll, surely we can convince her to upgrade

[subtle cypress]

8th slot on hotbar

i have never used the pouch before

[deep sleet]

Shadow wizard money gang

[deep sleet]

That’s my physick

[steel verge]

🕋

[jagged sandal]

put margot in a bliff🚬

[thorny marsh]

That blackguard Herba got me like:

[idle drum]

Was playing sekiro and found this guy from world cup

[torpid iron]

taking a picture with my homies in seamless co-op and this happened

[low quiver]

What emoji even is this

[magic tundra]

that’s pretty hot fam

[torn marlin]

You can use Placidusax's ability to dodge his laser

[twin sequoia]

the Kaaba brother 🕋

[worldly otter]

Now use it to dodge the frame drops

[somber bear]

Ordovis, Rogier, bullgoat, and a random haligtree knight walk into a bar

[oak coral]

Yes mate the spliff

[velvet igloo]

Yoo hes violent bro kill him

[weary trellis]

he knew what he needed to do

[torpid iron]

And rogier hast become quiote tipsy and fallen off of Mohg's palace

[feral geode]

Me and da bois after beating Margit

[winter fog]

Pumpkin head nightmare blunt rotation.

[gleaming delta]

There 4 of you though...one must be an invader

[feral geode]

co-op mod

[gleaming delta]

Sick!

[feral geode]

we can have up to five players

[errant nexus]

lmao that’s the best

🐶

[hollow snow]

🪬

[gleaming delta]

minos prime!??!?

[hollow snow]

lmao

[earnest vessel]

dude

[fading magnet]

This is funny

[errant nexus]

ikr

[nova field]

I don't think this is normal

[low quiver]

The true definition of a Hero

[subtle cypress]

pot

[low quiver]

pot

[chrome quest]

Based pot

[high crown]

i didnt expect to be summoned to a mimic tear battle but sure wasnt disapointed

[wary talon]

He wanted to show you this marvelous battle, worthy of gods

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[steel verge]

[idle drum]

Thanks

[idle drum]

Bro what is this nonsense

[magic tundra]

god that's so me

[steady linden]

playing dark souls 1

[eternal widget]

Guys I found an evergaol what do I do

[sick tinsel]

stand in the center and wave your hand over it like the elden ring guy do

[half egret]

all them fancy invisibility spells just to get parried

(moongrum victim)

[surreal remnant]

bro really think he maliketh

[half egret]

i keep getting summoned for radagon bro moongrum is not that strong 😭😭

at least i can parry him

[gleaming delta]

🥓

🫃

[open harness]

The best way to convert others, promising them eternal damnation based off of a belief the don't believe in

[plush mountain]

Elden fun turned into sometin strange indeed

[gleaming delta]

facts

[green pulsar]

hell will probably be colder after global warming runs its course

[exotic tulip]

bro really spreading jihadism in an elden ring server

[feral geode]

Although I am The Bumpkin Lord, if I ever get invaded, ima just curl up into a ball and just let myself perish. I’m a hardcore casual player, and have no chance of winning against this kind of tomfoolery.

[half egret]

moongrum'd

[feral geode]

Please no…. Please don’t hurt bumpkin

[river vessel]

I- Moongrum is the only one strong enough to parry Moongrum. He Moongrum'ed himself! What a legend!

[half egret]

Moongrum.

[river vessel]

Me in NG+ with Death Lightning: Hey Moongrum! Parry this you f$cking casual!
Moongrum: Actually parries three bolts in a row

[subtle cypress]

this has been happening for about a month now

[exotic tulip]

elden ring was so hard for him he decided to convert the community

[gritty mural]

sounds badass tbh—“companion of fire”

[brave warren]

an honorable task indeed

[steel verge]

bro who keeps making these elden ring ai

[dusty yew]

"Dont bither preaching to gamers, they'll just ignore you or call you slurs"
-idk Jesus or smth

[vivid oar]

Nah, Jesus didn't say that. It's a much more recent quote. Gandhi said that

[chrome quest]

I said that

[timber quest]

What game is that clip from?

[uncut cove]

Diablo 4, one of the trailers I think (I had to look it up a while ago too)

[timber quest]

Thanks bro.

[uncut cove]

👌

[subtle cypress]

i had no idea what a monster girl is and i googled it, now i have regrets

[uncut cove]

I’m so, so sorry

[subtle cypress]

pain

[broken sparrow]

take a pic of yourself from a good angle and edit in a sword for yourself and bloodhound knight

[eternal widget]

Might do if I go there again

[subtle cypress]

enter it, what’s the worst that could happen?

[eternal widget]

Some dude came out and beat me the hell up, I'm missing a leg now

[subtle cypress]

eh just walk it off you’ll be fine

[idle drum]

Yes ma'am

[open harness]

Cringe

Also glad that Allah's slave guy and the troll dude are gone, ain't got anything against the religion but this is an elden ring channel, no a religious one

[green basin]

theres no fun in this game

[torn marlin]

I have fun when I'm stabbing people

[green basin]

im glad

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[cold lily]

Are you really happy that he’s your president

[worldly otter]

🕋

[twin sequoia]

my president is daniel ortega🕋

[woven badger]

Skill issue

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[remote sundial]

It is done

[timber quest]

It Is…. Finished.

[woven badger]

Now do it again

[subtle cypress]

you deserve a break now, good job tarnished

[remote sundial]

After a dozen more Bloodborne playthroughs first.

[mighty anvil]

radagon pov

[low quiver]

[meager axle]

Sometimes, us banished knights just don't wanna do it no more.

[oak coral]

How spell albariric

Am not educted

[subtle cypress]

albinurac i think

[thorny marsh]

Albuquerque

[subtle cypress]

new mexico 87104

[thorny marsh]

This is my confession

[magic tundra]

I think he was just trying to bait a religious flame war tbh

[low quiver]

Average Elden Ring Player's waifu:

[gleaming delta]

lansseax better

[river jungle]

My wife is dung eater.

[subtle cypress]

definitely a troll

[gleaming delta]

I made this

[hardy ravine]

skin

[meager axle]

||Siluria my beloved||

[uncut cove]

🤝

[meager axle]

🤝

[uncut cove]

W man’s

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[quartz geyser]

Guys there not real

[bronze smelt]

They’re real to them

[wanton falcon]

Dam no gifs allowed

[bronze smelt]

Indeed

[worldly flame]

Thou are a fool indeed

[gleaming delta]

this is the first goddess malenia fanart I've seen that draws her normal

[woven badger]

I thought this was owl from sekiro, but now I’m doubting myself

[low quiver]

Literally every message every

[still belfry]

Ong

[formal hatch]

sparkle✨

[vivid oar]

My Elden Ring reference in TotK

[mighty anvil]

i am guilty of being the best stoner ever

[ashen mesa]

That's a good horse. Fire stats and design!

[vivid oar]

It is pretty good but I'm still gonna stick with the one I've been using since its name and looks fit an actual horse I used to ride. I just liked how the looks made the name Godrick (after Godrick the Golden) fit super well

[sleek tiger]

I just did the same thing a moment ago, but called him Godwyn instead

[vivid oar]

Dang, that's way better since that was actually Godwyn's nickname. I just thought "Godrick" at the time due to his line "I am the lord of all that is golden"

[stiff night]

Bruh what's up with my game 💀

[agile stirrup]

hold on

[ancient skiff]

I'll play with this one bugged leg piece from now on. Being legless, just like Leyndell ghost

[deep sleet]

Godrick the golden (horse)

[spice swallow]

Elden Beast is real!!!

[velvet vault]

honestly why complain. beats walkling to the boss

[errant nexus]

Idneed
Looks like a spirit caller snail tbh

[spice swallow]

It's also cute....if that slug is gigantic...BOOM! we got elden beasr

[errant nexus]

lol
Elden beast ❤️
pain to fight but is cute

[subtle cypress]

gonna get my revenge now

unless this one starts running away too

[spice swallow]

Yeah....

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[placid tusk]

🕋

[vocal pike]

🕋

[novel fulcrum]

👁️👁️

[warm sandal]

Here

Aaanddd the second screen shot

[violet granite]

Keep getting maliketh down to 3 k hp and he one shots me smh

[exotic tulip]

maybe because you have an anime pfp 🤓☝️

[half egret]

Diallos questline good ending (he found Lanya and lived happily in the roundtable hold)

lanya is his servant and she dies in liurnia as the first step of Diallos' questline

or if u meant the guy, he is diallos

[wicked shuttle]

if you follow till the end, his mask

[novel fulcrum]

And a hoslow whip

[uncut cove]

You run him for his foams

[half egret]

his mask and his whip

you can smoke him early for everything + his shield and you can spin his brother later in the game for the family fit

man i would hate to be that guy

[bronze smelt]

The tale of House Hoslow is told in blood, after all.

[subtle cypress]

lasang

[wooden cloud]

Lasag

[trim thunder]

hes like jetstream sad but sad

[vivid oar]

Nah, Jetstream Sam actually has skill

[bitter briar]

Bros destroys in guitar🎸🎸🎸

[subtle cypress]

🔥🎸🔥

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[gleaming delta]

🥓

[twin sequoia]

🧕

[finite kernel]

🐷

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[hollow snow]

🐽

[lost field]

👨‍🦼🛀🍆

🤼‍♂️

👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯

[quartz geyser]

🤨

🧔‍♀️ 👰‍♂️

[twin sequoia]

💪 🕋

[mental epoch]

🗣️ 🍑

[worldly flame]

maidenless

[gleaming delta]

based

[deep sleet]

Radagon about to get stoned af

[drowsy nimbus]

Final boss ost be like:

[deft wagon]

Waiting for dlc to release so I can enter ng+2

[deft wagon]

If you can damage it, load out, and then reenter with the bosses healthbar down, that’d be incredibly useful

[uncut cove]

Nice pfp 🤝

[trim thunder]

just make a new character

[deft wagon]

I’m aware I can, but I refuse to outta stubbornness

[open harness]

Oh god I remember this

🥹 that my meme

[west coral]

our meme

[open harness]

True

[west coral]

I was the one who kept getting timed out for posting flying dragon agheel, then we came together to do this monstrosity

[open harness]

And the horn man to make that one dude stfu

[west coral]

good times

[open harness]

I made a bunch of memes back then. I lost all of then unfortunately

[sullen hemlock]

my jump spots evolve in many ways.

also you can jump on top of the painting from there.

[craggy night]

1v1 anyone?

[inland nova]

Oh lord

[livid zenith]

🤤

[gleaming delta]

I'm pretty sure this is the only time a fromsoft game has ever had jiggle physics on anything

[ornate marten]

Next stop, yharnam.

[brittle delta]

Ducked up gothic Disney world

[ornate marten]

Any starting tips for a first run?

[gleaming delta]

not asking in the memes channel is a good start

[ornate marten]

Fine 😑

[livid zenith]

No this is the best place to ask, because Bloodborne is a joke

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[gleaming delta]

please become funny 🙏

[velvet vault]

theres a lot of healing items in yharnam to pick up so slightly lessen the eventual farming

if you play online you can basically beat the game immediately by a specific chalice dungeon

and pretty much every boss has a weakness that makes the fights one sided

[ornate marten]

Do I need PlayStation plus for that…

[velvet vault]

unfortunately yes

honestly you can just blaze through bb as its the shortest souls game and saw cleaver alone is enough to carry the game

[ornate marten]

Heard a lot of good about holy blade

[velvet vault]

it is strong

its just that getting the materials is such a chore and i think theres only like 3 or 4 materials for a max weapon

[twin sequoia]

if allah wants me to be funny then that is what will happen

[wicked shuttle]

Realize that yharnams citizens are basically British.
Internalizing this will motivate you to spare no one.

[twin sequoia]

birmingham residents arent british

🕋

[uncut cove]

good

[steel bane]

“The guys again”

[ornate marten]

LoL, tho one day we’ll enter a boss room and the name will say: shogun hidetaka miyazaki, mandate of combat.

[ornate marten]

I don’t think Snow White survived.

[stone meadow]

What's the song used?

[woven badger]

That’s offensive to radahn

[uncut cove]

Radahns not fat, he’s just bulking

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[velvet vault]

ngl i think it wouldve been cool that if you were hit by a specific attack from radahn he would wait for you to get back up while doing that pose he does in the trailer while he waited for malenia to reattach her arm

[woven badger]

Eating too much red meat

[uncut cove]

Not enough

[woven badger]

Real

[vivid oar]

Wouldn't fit as much with the lore. There, he had his mind. The Radahn we fight has basically lost his mind.

[velvet vault]

i know but its still cool

[quartz geyser]

Hes already as big as a skyscraper

[uncut cove]

Then bulk more

[hearty wolf]

How to beat placidusax.
Step one: beat placidusax

[uncut cove]

you could probably use the raptor of the mists AoW

and yknow.... bloodhound step

[green pulsar]

i wonder if theres a way to survive the nuke spear though?

[gleaming delta]

me

also this channel is pretty dead either way so its not like you are doing anything

[gleaming delta]

a master of the mind

[gleaming delta]

2nd one is Soul of cinder theme from dark souls 3

And It seems 1st one is "every kind of way" by H E R

[twin sequoia]

🕋

[livid zenith]

"Elden Ring has amazing gameplay!"

The gameplay:

[gleaming delta]

no that's sekiro

[livid zenith]

real

[night wadi]

gameplay still too action-packed compared to actual elden ring gameplay tho

[velvet vault]

that aint elden ring what so ever

[livid zenith]

🤓

[stable estuary]

Sekiro has better quality then this since its an Singular player Mode elden ring has many problems with the pvp so thats how elden ring looks like

[fierce moth]

think he’s on about the deflection lil bro

[stable estuary]

How old are u ?

[livid zenith]

🤨

[stable estuary]

Shut it i Was talking to him