elden-fun

[thorny marsh]

There are no mistakes, only happy accidents

[lethal isle]

should've done my lord instead

[gleaming delta]

True

[gleaming delta]

Bro what the hell is your username 💀

[sharp portal]

11

[storm canopy]

Broooo sliders? 😂

[gleaming delta]

💯

[gleaming delta]

Vommymommy

[storm canopy]

You good 🤘

[dusk turret]

Is that a jojo character in your pfp

[gleaming delta]

It's kobeni from chainsaw man in jojo artstyle

[dusk turret]

That's not Kobeni

[gleaming delta]

It literally is

[dusk turret]

It do look like a CSM character though, I bet that's Himeno when she still had her eye

[dusk turret]

Can I like, have your pfp real quick

[dusk turret]

Bruh, read my mind 30 seconds ago

[slate valve]

No way its Steak hair Joseph from Bazinga time

[dusk turret]

Jojo's bazinga adventure parte IIII

[gleaming delta]

[dusk turret]

Jin looking like 1800s Elon Musk

[gleaming delta]

A little bit. But I’m not a weeb, I don’t know who tf that dude is

[slate valve]

Aw hell naw

[sharp bison]

Elden Ring DLC leak

[gleaming delta]

I would rather fight 3 Elden Beasts at the same time

[void python]

@gleaming delta someone plays alittle too much dbd

[gleaming delta]

[void python]

😆😆 that is the best thing I've ever seen

[rapid bison]

If Ubisoft made Elden ring

[long swallow]

Nyoho

[minor tree]

arigato… gyro

[long swallow]

💀 mandela ?

[minor tree]

yeah

[long swallow]

You must be more messed up than i am

[long swallow]

Yeah, that line sounds sad, but i didn't read SBR
I'm waiting for the anime adaptation

You don't

[minor tree]

there is no adaptation

[long swallow]

I can wait, there's no rush
||Dati dedsu dan dati chip||

[minor tree]

idk what that means lol

[long swallow]

The spoiler ?

[minor tree]

yeah

[long swallow]

Thats what i hear when valentine summons D4C

[minor tree]

oh lol

[long swallow]

I don't like manga, thats why im waiting for the anime adaptation.
Which comes In 2024 i think

[minor tree]

I thought they deconfirmed it

[long swallow]

I hope not

[sharp portal]

I’ve read the manga it’s pretty good

[long swallow]

Then you should try this manga then

[crisp notch]

Where can I find this

[wooden cloud]

I'm not sure if I'll watch SBR or not I like the original universe

[long swallow]

You are nothing but inocent
You are going to hell

[sharp portal]

Die

Die is the non plural of dice

Dice of unnatural causes 🎲

[steep ocean]

I know what you are…

[lofty shell]

steam do be givin out spoilers bruh

[vivid oar]

Forget the spoilers, Steam is predicting the future!

[long swallow]

[long swallow]

uhhhh

[wooden cloud]

Nooo

[wooden cloud]

How is that spoilers he's optional

[steep ocean]

You are a fiend…how dare you show this manga?

[long swallow]

It was a miss input

[steep ocean]

Yes. It better be one.

[long swallow]

Nyoho

[steep ocean]

Gyro is this you?! Pizza Mozzarella single when?

[long swallow]

Me not speaking pizza

[spring orbit]

@wooden cloud because it says he gets the achievement tomorrow

[wooden cloud]

Oh

[steep ocean]

Damn disappointemeeeeeent

[long swallow]

Fafanculo

[steep ocean]

That's why radachad is just built diff. He got 50/50. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

[long swallow]

My pronouns is Dark/Souls

Your humour is insanely unusual for a girl

[minor tree]

lmao thanks

[gleaming delta]

Tarnished after dying and losing all their runes, giving them the capability to fight ruthlessly

[plucky fjord]

Noticed ds2 is absent as it should be

[long swallow]

Yeah

[gleaming delta]

Based

[coarse lance]

set up my afk XP in Fortnite

[finite crane]

wig beenis

[gleaming delta]

"It's Elden Time" - Elden Beast, best line throughout every game that Fromsoft has ever made

[wide raptor]

Dark Souls 2 isn’t there💀

[plush lodge]

Where is this from

[torn helm]

Meme potential?

[onyx sluice]

Yes

[onyx sluice]

Sanest frenzied flame fan

[plucky fjord]

Me when im flaming

[steep ocean]

Ong

[pine garnet]

80 arc
"I believe in myself"

[plucky fjord]

So is the tarnished player character a demigod in their own right?

Or is it supposed the be like the "came from nothing now we here"

[subtle pine]

Now look who has no maidens

[still wren]

Tarnished now has cooties

Remember Kings, Maidens carry cooties

[plucky fjord]

Forsake maidens embrace men

[violet ledge]

was helping someone.. and somehow killed real godfrey

[plucky fjord]

Question not the will of frenzied flame

[violet ledge]

im wondering if its a speedrun glitch or not

[plucky fjord]

I think its just a glitch but if you can recreate it thatd be pretty cool

[sick tinsel]

WHAT

[plucky fjord]

Dis you?

Next run i wanna do frenzied flame because by then i should be able to use all the incantations by then

[violet ledge]

idk haha

it might be haha

[left solar]

Malenia took a trip to the city of Yharnam

[novel fulcrum]

Badass, tbh

[somber bear]

Everybody gansta till Malenia pulls out the stakedriver and says “bend over”

[spare blade]

what anime is that from?

[gleaming delta]

Fr fr

[vital grove]

it is not

it aint the same speedrun glitch and way way way wayyyy slower (the speedrun glitch is quite funny tho)

[viscid acorn]

Yo

[gleaming delta]

I played this and my dog became dog jam

[safe tapir]

Good

[unborn hamlet]

Looks like the fate camelot movie part 2

[gleaming delta]

It got deleted cause I added to many zeros

[long swallow]

My grave scythe with black flame tornado absolutely decimates malenia

Staggers the ||✨️butterflies✨️|| out of her

[gleaming delta]

Haha very funny

[long swallow]

My man orbombis

Wassup g

[gleaming delta]

Goodnight

[long swallow]

Sweet dreams man

[gleaming delta]

How dare you @ me when I was just getting cozy

[long swallow]

I wish you dreams without ||bucklers||

[gleaming delta]

What are ||bucklers||

[gleaming delta]

Wtf?

[river vessel]

I think you just gave every Crucible Knight in this chat PTSD

[long swallow]

Agent dio
Dio
Jojo reference

[river vessel]

No, dear Marika, please no

[thorny marsh]

Don't know if anyone answered that before, but it is the camelot film of Fate/Grand Order

[spare blade]

yeah a couple ppl did. thanks everyone for answering though!

[gleaming delta]

vietnam style flashbacks

[gleaming delta]

No no no no no no no no

[long swallow]

thats a jojo reference too

[somber bear]

You gotta be a concept art image of a crucible knight if you think we f*cking

[long swallow]

@gleaming delta

[steep ocean]

Thank you dog

[steep ocean]

Fate Grand Order

[long swallow]

That's why i completely ignore message signs.
Instead of the ones who contain
"Be wary of....."

[rapid bison]

So true

[zenith axle]

I read DS2 messages, that's how I found 95% of my secret walls

[long swallow]

Nah bruh
Coke zero solos

[coarse lance]

nah diet Pepsi
mango Pepsi actually sucks really bad

[long swallow]

Bruh stop saying diet, soooon
It sounds like a drink for obese people

[coarse lance]

true

[long swallow]

Say zero ffs

[zenith axle]

Redhead Ranni

[slate valve]

Doesn't rykard have black hair in his painting?

Either way beautiful art

[gleaming delta]

That one move every Elden Ring boss has that snipes you from across the arena

Not one boss can't snipe you from across the arena with a specific move

[supple oak]

I want more of these random-ass images

[tall heart]

"Yeah me and my friends focus on using unique builds we like, how did you know?"

[gleaming delta]

Nuh uh did you think you could get away with posting that

[long swallow]

Based ass pfp

[supple oak]

Thanks man

[long swallow]

When blash guy cries:(

[supple oak]

😢

[gleaming delta]

Pm for funny business

[long swallow]

What?

[gleaming delta]

Are you on psn@long swallow

[long swallow]

No, im not

[gleaming delta]

Sad, no funny business then

[long swallow]

Sorry russian guy

[supple oak]

funny business

[long swallow]

That moment when you have to do some funny bussiness and endure the wrath of gods and suffer in agony and fighting for your life against horrfying foes so you can wash the sins of the whole human race and end the wrath and curse of the gods or end up swallowed alive by a mountain of ash due to the sins you carry on your soul and die nameless and never to be known.

[supple oak]

me every other tuesday✅

[sage warren]

I am mildly disappointed, this fight didn't feel hard at all. Yeah I used a mimic tear and did a lil prep but still, didn't feel as bad as I was told

[wide raptor]

Bro used mimic tear and ranged attacks and wondered why it wasn’t hard💀

[plucky fjord]

I killed him solo with azurs beam

It was moderately hilarious

[lofty shell]

id say any boss in the game is fairly easy with enough prepariation,just using a summon makes each one of them easier,and with enough leveling up and using a decent build even i defeated maliketh second try (first time i fell off the ledge)

[plucky fjord]

Thats the only thing i hate about maliketh is that he'll bum rush you as soon as you're in the door

[lofty shell]

yeah i was just tryin to summon my boi,and i see him straight up coming for me,and i dodge and i didn see there is a literal pit

[plucky fjord]

I think they need to make it to where you can summon spirit ashes outside all the boss doors

[lofty shell]

i mean maliketh has been the only one untill now

and i also was running from the draconic tree sentinel so i was also in a hurry

[plucky fjord]

Nahh theres a few that wont let you summon until you're inside like i know astel is one of them

The ancestor guardian is another

[lofty shell]

yeah but astel doesn straight up jump at you,you can summon and still have time to dodge his beam

[plucky fjord]

Fair but if you can summon outside all doors anyway it becomes a non issue

[lofty shell]

yeah but then maybe ur summon will take target an enemy outside the boss room

like the draconic tree sentinel outside maliketh

[plucky fjord]

Ehhh i mean they will teleport to you if you get far enough from them

[plucky fjord]

Had a really funny invasion earlier where a guy had rivers of blood but i have so much vigor i was just tanking it and i slapped him with two hits from the darkmoon greatsword

[lofty shell]

i should boot up and try finishing the game,just gotta beat godfrey and radagon,im not ready for pvp,i suck at 1v1

[plucky fjord]

Oh i used to be a parry god in ds3

Like i got accounts banned over it

[lofty shell]

well this is my first souls game,for bosses n shi i made my tehnique of letting the boss take focus on my summon then get some hits,dodge untill he focuses again on the summon and so on

[plucky fjord]

Yeah summons help alot with solo play

[lofty shell]

when i beated morgott i had my summon,myself,and melina,that mf stood no chance

[plucky fjord]

How do you even get melina as a summon

Im on my third playthrough and still haven't figured it out

[lofty shell]

its the golden message thingy outside morgott fog

[remote locust]

shes literally right outside morgott's boss arena lol

[plucky fjord]

So you dont gotta do anything special?

[remote locust]

just interact with her summon sign

[plucky fjord]

Maybe my games bugged cuz ive never seen it show up

[lofty shell]

no,it does take a couple seconds to appear tho,its pretty easy to miss,just hang out for 10 seconds there and you should see it

[plucky fjord]

Ohhhh ok

[analog lion]

[plucky fjord]

"why??"

[tall heart]

ayo Ranni don't disrespect my boy xXxPxssySlayer69420xXx who just asked what was 4 times 5 for his homework

[subtle cypress]

ranni swearing is actually hilarious

[vital grove]

she’s red headed but current ranni is after she destroyed her body

[vital grove]

yea it’s because you didn’t hit him once with a melee attack and used mimic

heck you didn’t even have to dodge for the first 60% of the bosses hp

[drifting relic]

I can't tell if it's ai generated or not
And that scares me

[vital grove]

it’s ai generated the last person who did this stuff did it with melina and dam the ai was good but he posted and extremely transphobic one and got banned

[drifting relic]

Me waiting for the inevitable age of ai-based mass misinformation and confusion
More than there already is I mean

[analog lion]

Me disappearing after I trick the world into thinking Kim Jon Un, Putin, and Xi Jinping are furry femboys

[subtle cypress]

where did he make this?

[vital grove]

i forgot the name but i’m pretty sure Charlie made a video about this

[sick tinsel]

ranni swearing is a gift

[lone gorge]

Idk why I found this so funny

[vital grove]

garden of eyes? i never played the mod but ima assume this is it

[pure agate]

Elden ring if it was a good game

[torn crane]

That's the first time i find out this exists

[errant nexus]

😂 😂 😂

[thorny marsh]

Here it is, the guy that identifies as an attack helicopter

[grim spoke]

I just beat malenia and I swear this just appeared on my home page on insta
This cat is going to use scarlet aeonia any second now

[steep ocean]

LMAO

[errant nexus]

😂 😂

[errant nexus]

Pls tell name of mod

[gleaming delta]

That's simply because the build you're using is pretty effortless, only really requires you to be close enough to hit the halo Scythe ability

Elden Ring is fun because it's a challenge & because of the big funni builds you can make, having a build like that would definitely make bosses seem easy, until you end up facing a boss with high holy absorption

[velvet vault]

I never reallly used arcs cause compared to cinders they were rather hard to find

The benefits also really didnt sound fun, malenias barely heals with slower weapons ans the rest are either just useless or stat boosts

[dreamy wadi]

I didn’t use Godrick’s rune much because it would always throw me off with how much runes I had in a stat

[swift loom]

Personally i typically run morgott's run
Basically a DS3 ember, does its job at making me harder to kill

[gleaming delta]

How much I got in a stat don't matter to me as long as I can get the job done, jus check how much you actually have by checking level up at a grace

[bronze lynx]

no damn way

[long swallow]

laughing and crying

[steep ocean]

Laughing and crying fr

[dreamy wadi]

I didn’t know I could do that. Plus what I really meant was like it made me think I had enough in a stat to use something I normally couldn’t

[gleaming delta]

Rip

[pine garnet]

Literally me
I watch people eat a three course meal of consumables when I get summoned to fight bosses, and I just stand there watching them until they enter the fog because I never use consumables.

[gleaming delta]

Stop it get some help

[supple oak]

[gleaming delta]

I will get all crucibles in the chat to arrest you

[supple oak]

😢

[gleaming delta]

@gleaming delta @distant ice @oak orbit

Ok

[dense blade]

yo what did you use to make this lmfao

[pearl rampart]

Voicelabs iirc. AI voice manipulator. You feed it lines of dialogue from someone or a character and it uses black magic to make near perfect voiceovers. Used to be free but the creators immediately regretted it and made it paid.

[sharp portal]

I didn’t but there is this Ai that can almost perfectly synthesize voices

[slate valve]

How scary are arcane sleep builds?

[pearl rampart]

Pretty spoopy. Depending on my opponents build I can sometimes proc sleep in a few procs. If I use Maw quick enough they either die from still being asleep or die from the panic roll getting out of sleep

[gleaming delta]

I just almost killed Elden Beast, then it literally just spammed every overpowered move it had last second, directly after my summon died

The weird little star move that makes a bunch of yellow things shoot at you, the holy blade, & the 3 rings attack, all within 10 seconds

I almost made it out but the final explosion of the 3 ring thing got me, I was an inch away from escaping it, I almost smashed my controller

[slate valve]

Come on you can do it, I believe in you

[gleaming delta]

Me after hearing thy words of motivation and remembering not to put my foolish ambitions to rest

Basically, isn't Radagon & the Elden Beast the real antagonists, since they're preventing you from putting out the Erdtree which would eventually & likely burn down everything else too

Eventually they'd just die too because they're in the Erdtree as it's burning down, so there's no point in fighting back.

[thorny marsh]

But the greater will is a b

or maybe the elden ring gets burned too if you let it run for too long, and we need the elden ring

[dreamy wadi]

The greater will is based

Until it drives Blaidd mad and tries to turn him against Ranni.

[thorny marsh]

kudos to him for trying to resist the influence till the bitter end

[dreamy wadi]

If only there was a way to bring him to crumbling faram Azula and stab him with the unalloyed gold needle

[slate valve]

Maybe I should've never freed him out from that evergaol

[thorny marsh]

Except I really can't understand how one manages to get to that point, alexander excluded

[dreamy wadi]

It wouldn’t have mattered. He escapes anyways

There really needs to be a DLC where you either save Blaidd, get his spirit ashes, or have the ability to make him a puppet

[onyx sluice]

🗿

[slate valve]

He'll be an excellent puppet next to dung eater

[vivid oar]

No, that gives it extra based points

Ghost ping smh

I saw there was a video replying to that but I didn't get to click on it

[dreamy wadi]

It was the “hey, you want to see something cool” meme

Not sure why it got taken down

[slate valve]

Probably because it's not elden ring related

[vivid oar]

The one with the cat and the bell?

[dreamy wadi]

Yeah

[cerulean gorge]

yea idk who's this mod they gotta remember it's memes

[bitter prism]

Please remember that images/memes should be on-topic (Elden Ring, Soulsbourne) and SFW - thanks!

[gleaming delta]

Buffs in Elden Ring:

[bitter prism]

[slate valve]

royal knight's resolve be like: hmm yes weapon

[gleaming delta]

Hoarah Loux's entire moveset

Radagon:

[wide raptor]

💀

[long swallow]

all games and fun till the guy with an anchor tattoed on his biceps shows up

[raven mural]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-to-the-naw-naw-bishop-bullwinkle-hell-naw-hell-no-gif-17001937

[gleaming delta]

Stop slandering crucible knights

[grim spoke]

bro i need this mod so bad

thanks lord of blood mohg

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring no longer a game... Its an anime now

[grim spoke]

its not even elden ring anymore
its god of war ragnarok thanks to garden of eyes now

[frank halo]

Mississippi queen

[gleaming delta]

[gleaming delta]

Dont mind me saving this

[green pulsar]

옹발이 ONGBAL

[sick tinsel]

dude doesn't get even half the attention he deserves
love him

[errant nexus]

Fan art idea
😂

[green pulsar]

hes unmatched in fromsoft games

[raven mural]

[vital kindle]

Now im motivated.

[gleaming delta]

Bro wtf happend

[steep ocean]

I literally finished this game today+

[gleaming delta]

Good job

Now do it 15 more times

[coarse lance]

then touch grass

[hexed niche]

Dragon bled and 101,401 runes sub 20mins 😄

[steep ocean]

Gotta defeat the game on Heaven or Hell fr or Dante must die

[cerulean mortar]

This is truly a Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton moment

[supple oak]

holy crap draconic tree sentinel roblox

[gleaming delta]

💀

[pastel summit]

yo can anybody help me kill morgit im new

[supple oak]

marge

[pine garnet]

Mergit the Fart Old Man

[grim rapids]

🤨

[errant nexus]

🤨

[jagged sandal]

We love casting spells😈

[errant nexus]

🤨

[calm crystal]

🤨

[patent junco]

🤨

[subtle pine]

is he using fire magic, or is he swinging so incredibly hard that the friction in the air causes the O2 around him to burn?

the source of his god like strength is truly a mystery

[subtle cypress]

what phase of the god, rick fight is this? havent seen that attack before

[dreamy junco]

🤨

[quartz wind]

Fr

[slate valve]

pain

[gleaming delta]

Sheesh

[supple oak]

Zamn

[uncut cove]

L

[gleaming delta]

No he’s gonna play elden ring with you young’ins

[open bone]

True💀

[supple oak]

gaming club, true

[twin cove]

Hi new im blob

[dreamy wadi]

Ay, Valheim

[worldly otter]

Unreasonably good gamer

[pine falcon]

ngl this would fit shabriri better

[pine falcon]

jesus christ how much vigor do you have

[slate valve]

50 and I'm using radahn great rune

[pine falcon]

Oh

[pine falcon]

How did you manage to get through valheim without getting burnt out from the grindyness? Is there some secret or is it just a skill issue?

[dreamy wadi]

The secret is playing with friends

[hallow escarp]

jar

[ornate marten]

Im part off the 1%, I completed the full dark souls serie, so I have a lot of patience.

[pine falcon]

Fair. I was able to put like 900 hours into elden ring so far, and have done like 20 playthroughs, but the constant preparation before being able to do anything just felt so slow to me.

[rose apex]

Hear me out.......

[supple oak]

[long swallow]

I will burn your house down and hold your familiy hostage in my basement forcing them to watch you getting tortured every single day

[supple oak]

who ghost pingered

[rose apex]

[long swallow]

I did, i wanted to say how much i love your pfp

[supple oak]

Thanks

[long swallow]

Aldrich is my favourite waifu

[rose apex]

[ornate marten]

Then you should also have 100% completion in that game, it’s just beat the game 3 times on new game.

[long swallow]

He's way cuter than the lady staying in bed from dark souls1

[rose apex]

I will burn your house down and hold your familiy hostage in my basement forcing them to watch you getting tortured every single day

[long swallow]

Gwyindolin i think

[long swallow]

Sounds fun

[long swallow]

And i also couldn't ignore the banner, you have great tastes

The penitent one do be crying

Why did you deleted the abdgabdha @rose apex

[rose apex]

I did not?

[pine falcon]

Oh yeah I 100% elden ring a long time ago. I was talking about valheim

[long swallow]

Bruh, can't post memes in elden fun

The videos get deleted

[rose apex]

Bruh, L mods

[long swallow]

"Uhmmm, please guys, keep memes out of elden fun"🤓

[rose apex]

Atleast tell us why we cant post memes at the meme page

[bitter prism]

You can if they're Elden Ring related

[long swallow]

And where should we post the meme which are not related to elden ring ?

[bitter prism]

A server that allows that 😌

[rose apex]

😐 Since when was that a rule? I have posted countless unrelated elden ring memes

[long swallow]

Same

[bitter prism]

It's always been a rule

Even says it in the channel description

[rose apex]

🧢

[bitter prism]

[long swallow]

Man i don't have any elden ring memes

[long swallow]

And then a completely elden ring urelated meme is posted below that statement 🗿

[bitter prism]

Can't catch everything 😩

[rose apex]

Always a rule my ass it been there for like 3 days

[bitter prism]

🆗

[long swallow]

And what happens if i continue posting unrelated elden ring memes ?

[bitter prism]

A mute, most likely

[supple oak]

[rose apex]

🗿

[long swallow]

I'm only a human!
After all!
I'm only a human!
After all!
Don't put the blame on me!

[rose apex]

💀

[long swallow]

If you know the song you know

No way bruh💀 the similarity is crazy

[rose apex]

Dont diss the apostle like that💀

[vital grove]

its allways beeen a rule

it just is a garbage rule that aint enforced like 80% of the time

[rose apex]

Always been a rule but never have ever seen it happen when I have posted thousands of memes that are not elden ring related

[vital grove]

ive seen it be enforced like 3-4 times if you include what just happened

[rose apex]

I have never seen it happen and been here since Elden ring released so something just aint right

[vital grove]

ive seen it hapen atleast twice like 100% happened

[rose apex]

[vital grove]

its hapened before its just rare for a mod to one look at the channel and 2 feal like enforcing stuff on the channel

[rose apex]

Yeah mods are usaully used to have a life instead of moding servers they should go outside or just ya know have fun in the Elden fun

[long swallow]

The hands of death could not defeat me, the sisters of fate could not hold me.
And YOU will not see the end of this day, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

This is how i feel after beating elden ring^

[rose apex]

lol

[spare blade]

bruh this channel should not need to be elden ring only

i frequent this channel a lot for memes and the best memes ive seen out of here were not elden ring related

[bitter prism]

I suggest raising it with the admins in a ModMail ticket ^-^

[spare blade]

true that is me

ah i see this is bandai namco run. the bureaucracy makes sense now

[weary trellis]

yeah no idea how you got away with that

[rose apex]

Peep the drip

[gleaming delta]

Lmaoooo

[umbral valley]

Thanks for pointing that out😭

[idle dagger]

lol

[gleaming delta]

Ain’t no way

[lofty shell]

[raven mural]

Lol

[lofty shell]

im almost sure there is the south park world of warcraft episode but with elden ring

somewhere out there,in the depths of the internet

[crisp notch]

Can someone give me a challenge for elden ring , I’m getting bored cause the game got easy for me

[umbral igloo]

Try no armor/only Caestus
Did that with Dark Souls 3, it was fun

[lofty shell]

help me beat malenia(i die alot)

[crisp notch]

I’ll try

[crisp notch]

Bet

[gritty arrow]

[steep ocean]

GAWDAMN Mohg got that drip

[exotic tulip]

i’ll proudly say i beat elden ring without using any consumables..

[steel temple]

Gotta love Ed Edd’n Eddy sounds

[calm crystal]

The godrick sheets stay on during ||sex||

[zenith axle]

Ain't no way

[late warren]

LMAO

[bold kite]

That place sells 1 heroes rune for like 15$

[tulip root]

Anyone wanna play 2v2 in the coliseum's with me?

[azure pulsar]

@limpid patio make sure you read the rules here so you don’t get warned here too 👍

[long swallow]

Bro had an outro 💀💯

[azure pulsar]

Also making yourself the victim and clearing yourself of all blame when you’ve clearly made mistakes doesn’t bode over well

[formal nest]

Looking for sum1 to run around with and explore. I’m new and have no idea what I’m doing

[subtle cypress]

i’ve had morgott so low that the hp bar wasn’t even visible, and then he grabbed me and i died

[weak lodge]

🥵

[safe tapir]

thanks

[late warren]

real

[coral current]

lord of drip

[shy blade]

[robust spoke]

What do u guys do on this chat?

Is this the elden ring meme chat?

[tough stump]

My life

[tough stump]

bro...

[robust spoke]

Anyone who plays on PC and hasn't reached lvl 100 wanna hang out and co op or something

[fast leaf]

Yep, read desc

[native schooner]

You can do a mele only no non flask buff /no leveling mind no rolling run, its a run that will make you learn a few for strats for most boss

[wooden cloud]

Red haired ranni isn't real (anymore) she can't hurt you

Red haired ranni:

[plucky fjord]

Bought me a thing

[errant nexus]

Metal

[plucky fjord]

It is in fact

Made of metal

[sonic gale]

How large is it?

[plucky fjord]

Its a little bigger than a debit card

[sonic gale]

Okay, so a comfortable fit in the hand

[plucky fjord]

Yee

[sonic gale]

I thought it’d be more key-chain sized

[waxen ridge]

Where you get if?

I saw the Etsy link thanks!

[plucky fjord]

I can send it to you

[waxen ridge]

Tyty

[plucky fjord]

Of course idk why i wasnt allowed to post it here

[sonic gale]

Bot censors certain things and links

[somber bear]

Got a good laugh outta me

[obsidian cliff]

he does but they don't have a unique texture so they're hard to see

at the very least they made sure to model his butthole for all to see

[rose apex]

Bro is teasing me😩

[plucky fjord]

Aw cmon man the albunarics already got screwed enough

[rose apex]

Not yet 😏

[stone patio]

💀

[gleaming delta]

[slate valve]

this game hates me

[gleaming delta]

“Git gud skill issue” half of the er community but seriously tho it sucks when that happens

[vague forge]

Rip

[sharp portal]

Moonveil 🤮

[gleaming delta]

No Moonveil is good and if you aren’t an incell and don’t spam the ash you do amazing damage

[sharp portal]

Moonveil 🤮

[gleaming delta]

Moonveil

[slate valve]

I'm tired of using the giant crusher so I changed my mind this play through

[sharp portal]

Bonk

[fallow wren]

skill issue

[gleaming delta]

Stfu

[long swallow]

London

[rose apex]

Bri'ish

[gleaming delta]

Bloody hell mate awe you Bri’ish

Sorry I’m very American so I can’t help but make a British joke

[long swallow]

Empty the compartments of thy pantaloons good sir and allow me to retrieve thy goods in my possession

[gleaming delta]

I do not know what the hell that means but I think it means let me go get my pants

[long swallow]

It means give me what you have in your pockets so i can steal them

[gleaming delta]

Oh lol

[slate valve]

Hey @gleaming delta does the magic scorpion charm work the darkmoon greatsword?

[gleaming delta]

Does it do magic damage

[slate valve]

I think so

[dreamy junco]

Yes it does

[gleaming delta]

Magic scorpion buffs it then

[quartz geyser]

Elden Ring players making sex jokes with messages for the 674543765089734650439687540398765039786504389760897356034765094367850 time (it was never funny)

[gleaming delta]

It’s more like 927916493639474748468336625384947353863836375293840373605283628373737474625388595836255253949573636252368495947363626th time

[dreamy wadi]

Idk, I still think it’s funny. It always makes me smile

[novel fulcrum]

Try message, but hole.

[gleaming delta]

Or maybe your just perverted

Wait it didn’t get blocked lessgo

[dreamy wadi]

Or maybe I know how to find the humor in many things

[gleaming delta]

Sex jokes are never funny

[dreamy wadi]

That’s an opinion, not a fact

[gleaming delta]

Yes but i don’t understand how you find sex jokes funny

[dreamy wadi]

I find them funny because they’re so strange and ordinarily unexpected. And even though I’ve seen them so much in elden ring they’ve just become a meme for me

Now they’re funny because I expect to see them near literally every single NPC.

[hexed grail]

Elden ring message sex jokes are unfunny but not all sex jokes are

[wide raptor]

After the first 10 seconds it doesn’t sound like Ranni anymore

[wide raptor]

Skill issue fr fr

[sharp portal]

Try finger but hole

[dreamy wadi]

Lover ahead, therefore offer pickle

[gleaming delta]

I love the lover ahead messages right in front of dung eaters cell

[steep ocean]

London

[gleaming delta]

I feel ashamed of saying this but I never knew there was a tutorial at the beginning

[rose apex]

Same found out about it like 5 days after the game released

[gleaming delta]

And I’m not even joking

[gleaming delta]

Found out an hour ago so a week after I bought it

[rose apex]

Lol

[glass ferry]

You'll never guess why

[subtle cypress]

hmm

[gleaming delta]

Because they invented soulslikes but that’s just a wild guess

[subtle cypress]

ign moment

[wintry minnow]

i’m literally dead

[glass ferry]

🤔

[gleaming delta]

Your about me is wrong JJBA is not gay

Yessir

[steep ocean]

I so. So much want to kill IGN for their. Pathetic. Yakuza Ishin takes. Like their video game takes in general!

Wild opinion: Raya Lucaria student. Destroy Any. Hogwarts Legacy character or harry Potter characters in general!

[glass ferry]

If you feel that strongly about a company making videos you should probably turn off the computer and go outside for a few hours, or days.

[steep ocean]

Mate. I'm 16. I go outside a lot. I have time to go the gym. Time to go to my football practice. Time to do my homework. And I have time to voice my opinion about a company who doesn't know how to play games at all. If someone needs to go outside here. It's you. Who found the time to tell a 16 year old. To go outside.

[glass ferry]

Mate I work in a few hours and I'm working on my car.

[gleaming delta]

So immature you have no valid clue about JJBA

[glass ferry]

Also thanks discord for moving "reply" under copy text smh. I keep accidentally hitting copy text.

[glass ferry]

I'm ngl, I haven't read part 7 and 8 💀. I prefer physical manga over digital and its very very hard for me to read online.

[steep ocean]

Good for you. But that still doesn't allow you to tell me to touch grass when I am simply voicing my opinion.

[gleaming delta]

You claim you are the only straight JJBA fan

[steep ocean]

Also, I read JoJo part 7 and 8. And yes. JoJo is peak, I like JoJo a lot, I wouldn't say I'm an extreme fan it's just a series I enjoy a lot, my personal favourite is One Piece since I was 7. And in terms of other animes or rather Mangas I wanna read. Berserk is on top of my list rn

[glass ferry]

Good on ya. Have a nice day. Frankly I feel bad for the minimum wage people writing for IGN, granted they aren't anywhere as bad as PC Gamer or CBM

I nearly got a "freelance" (they still said everything I write would be owned and published by them and idk there was some weird other kinks to it that didn't sit quite right with me) gig for CBM too, a week later I saw what the person they hired was writing and honestly it was so restrictive I think I dodged a bullet, hell maybe a whole mag

[glass ferry]

I kiss my homies (also jojo fans) goodnight (consensually and romantically [not gay] and give them a pat on the head)

[glass ferry]

Also, I have a super hot take on Jojo/Araki in general.

[gleaming delta]

that is an amazing hot take

[glass ferry]

Araki unhinged is just fun to read

I like Junji Ito sure, but I get burnt out after a while, partially because of the character designs kinda melding together, but if Araki went down a similar route and just stuck to short stories I don't think that'd be the case

[sharp portal]

berk

[steep ocean]

Mate. Have a nice day as well, I can see why you feel bad. But if you write your reviews like that, frankly your payment is on with your skills. The better you do your review the better you get paid. Seems simple enough in my head even thought it's mostly more complicated than that, and also. I have the feeling Ign employees that do reviews by playing the game are certainly not. Good at playing games. I see they struggle with harder games which prompts them to say it'd not good. However comparing a game to another and saying the other game is the little brother of the new game. (In that Case. Persona is the little brother of SMT which is correct but they said. SMT is the Edgier little brother of persona when for context SMT came out in 1998 I think while Persona was more of a 2000 stuff. Which is something that pissed me off. No wait SMT CAME OUT IN 1980s Era, while PERSONA IN THE 2000 mostly yeah! The reason I am mad at them is because not only do they prove they don't know the historical knowledge of the game. They also are able to say, the music is trash when they're from the same composer. They praise Persona music, mostly because it's Lyrical and SMT who is the same genre of music and the same musical goodness the entire fandom and even those outside agree that, they say it's mediocre, I know you can have opinion, but if your opinion resides on vocals or not it's stupid and another thing that annoyed me. The last I swear.) How IGN sometimes it seems they give their review randomly. Pokemon Sword and Shield got like 9.7 or 8.7 if I remember while. I think the Last of Us, got 6, I don't know if it was the Last of Us or another AAA+ game.

Sorry for. The long. Paragraphe you don't need to read all of that

[steep ocean]

I do not know why, I do not understand how. All I know. Is that I must hate Griffith for what he has done.

[gleaming delta]

Bro is just gonna say "I ain't reading allat"

[steep ocean]

Sorry bout that-

[gleaming delta]

Bro gave us the lore of Reviewing Games

[fair kelp]

this looks like a large paraghraph of im not mad you're mad

[deep oxide]

uhhhh

[glass ferry]

"SMT V is Persona without the heart" words that I will remember forever

[steep ocean]

That was the day, my hatred was real. And also: "The soundtrack is medium at best, other than the persona games, I don't think this series is well known for their games"

[glass ferry]

Yeah games journalists aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed

[plucky fjord]

Guys which ending should i do

I can do true order duskborn and age of the moon

[safe tapir]

Age of the moon is cool

I haven't done the duskborn one so I can't say anything about it

[gleaming delta]

Radagon & Radahn fight in a nutshell :

[wooden cloud]

Moonviel 💪

Even though I've never used it lmao
Moonviel looks neat

[gleaming delta]

I might change out of Moonveil to bolt of gransax

[wooden cloud]

Bolt looks Hella cool

[gleaming delta]

Yeah just got it

[errant pulsar]

So how likely is it on a scale from 1 to elden ring, Could we get that big DLC release on Feb 25

[errant pulsar]

I knew it. Thank you this confirms everything.

[weary trellis]

1

[errant pulsar]

[weary trellis]

proposal: wait 6 months

[errant pulsar]

Damn 6 months from now?

[wise star]

I offer an accord

[weary trellis]

it's better to expect something bad and then get something good than expecting something awesome and getting something average

[dreamy wadi]

You're an irredeemable monster!

[vivid oar]

What took you so long?

[errant pulsar]

good point, also there has been nothing announced so it could technically come out whenever

[spare blade]

its so funny cuz they set you up to literally backstab him

[subtle cypress]

what

[dreamy wadi]

||Pickle||

[subtle cypress]

seek god, and then try boss

[viscid acorn]

This build lemme kill mohg in 15 seconds

[vivid oar]

I don't remember that, I thought he saw me from far off and then began trying to attack me

[plush wharf]

NO WAY

[lunar spade]

@plush wharfPrepare to cry

[plush wharf]

i love her fight it’s so fun

[gleaming delta]

how much damage does she do? are you 1 shot? i hope it has fair damage scaling, if not then uh

[plush wharf]

im one shot

[somber bear]

The joys of taking a prosthetic leg to the face

[spare blade]

oh yeah i guess only if you approach from the ranni tower sight of grace

[subtle cypress]

least it’s not rykard, he is not suited for that small ass slope

[fallen forum]

I'm gonna have to agree with bloodhound, that is a pretty fire outfit on ranni

[keen blade]

thank you kind sir

[exotic tulip]

this boss is too hard. i might quit elden ring

[steady linden]

dude, it's too early to go to him

[exotic tulip]

should i keep leveling up? maybe i can fight malenia first.

[plucky fjord]

Ok why are all the late game bosses creaming me did they make them harder in the update or something

[subtle cypress]

please tell me this isn’t real

[wooden cloud]

I've honestly never encountered blaidd fight in the 5 times I've done her quest except one time he randomly fell from the top of her tower and died
Rip bozo L

[steep ocean]

I love that manga

[hexed grail]

This game is glitchy lol, first time I went through caria manor the dragon was nowhere to be seen

2 minutes later it said "great enemy felled" and gave me 13k runes

[errant nexus]

That’s real. It’s the elden ring manga

[subtle cypress]

wait, official manga?

[errant nexus]

It’s a comedy sorta thing

[winter bone]

LMAO i have never seen something funnier

[subtle cypress]

which phase are you struggling on?

[winter bone]

You good sir have this medal 🏅

[errant nexus]

Bro I had that same problem when I started. It was way too hard, so I went and played halo instead.

[subtle cypress]

if you’re on the 1st phase, just be careful of the exploding waterfowls and it’s relatively straightforward

[errant nexus]

😂

[subtle cypress]

2nd phase is when things get challenging almost immediately, he summons John Elden Ring himself as a spirit ash.

[hollow snow]

fr rykard gave me an attack twice in a row that I never saw before, same for the adult fallingstar I never had the laser, perhaps I just was lucky

[plucky fjord]

So like i used to be able to fight Godfrey and beat him pretty easily right?

Im level 225 now

Im getting twoshot

[hollow snow]

imo godfrey and hoarah are terrible, not bad fight at all but I never find a damn opening he hard af so idk

[plucky fjord]

I mean you just gotta watch his stomps

[hollow snow]

you're on ng+ ?

[plucky fjord]

Yeah this is my second playthrough

[hollow snow]

yeah not so surprising if you're getting a harder time

[plucky fjord]

I mean i understand its gonna be tougher but ive been grinding that one spot in mohgs area for a minute now

[hollow snow]

u must have a low physical res I guess ?

[plucky fjord]

I think thats what itd have to be

[ember hound]

Can you jump between the body and the wing hitbox of greyoll's children without aggroing em so you are basically chilling inside a dragon

While they are in that hurled up sleeping position

[sick tinsel]

sad i liked the lemon

[ember hound]

Good.

[wise star]

See technically it is elden ring related, these are consumables. And I'm pretty sure one of them has elden ring music

This one has elden ring music has to count

[thorny marsh]

Mandaragon

[fallen forum]

Road To The Erdtree

Not sure if it's official but it's great

[thorny marsh]

Get Mohged behind the scenes

[drifting sonnet]

Meanwhile Hyette is gawking

[ember niche]

It’s official

[analog lion]

🤭

[wind girder]

Wtf is that and where do i find it

[dreamy junco]

Why?passdown

[thorny marsh]

That is probably a mod

[vital grove]

most likely garden of eyes

[exotic tulip]

first phase bro..

[exotic tulip]

did you beat him yet?🥲

[cobalt moon]

man

Smash

[raven mural]

May chaos take the world

[cobalt moon]

real

[raven mural]

Tfw no Frenzy emotes

[errant nexus]

Yeah. Finally, after 30 seconds of atttempts, he has been slain.

[dreamy junco]

May chaos take the world! May chaos take the world and smash

[somber bear]

Maybe FF e ding isn’t so bad

[river vessel]

Welcome one and all to the annual Elden Ring Waifu Meeting! Introducing: Frenzy Chan! This girl might not be a dom like our dear Godess of Rot, but she's hotter than Melina at the Giant's Forge, and Ranni's chill vibes have nothing on her company! She's known to drive Tarnished absolutely mad with her skills, and Vyke himself can verify how chaotic she can be if you allow her to grasp at you, dear Tarnished! So come on, give this flaming delight a shot, light up the dark world of the lands between in an experience that's guaranteed to drive you to lovely insanity! May Chaos take the world!

[safe tapir]

AMEN

[analog lion]

And I'm the one in the wrong for being a jar poacher 🤨

[river vessel]

Scuse me, even burning the world down to ashes isn't as evil as hunting down those poor, defenseless jars for the sake of crafting materials, of all things. Use incantation buffs like everyone else, and might I recommend Shabriri's Howl to start you off?

It's known to give an insane buff in combat! Trust me, I'd know! May Chaos take the World!

[analog lion]

They are abominations made by magic, only the children are "poor and defenseless". And even then they get their power through the flesh of others, through the dead so being powerful means they have just killed more. They aren't poor and defenseless whatsoever

[subtle cypress]

gideon moment

[analog lion]

They probably steal the dead from their resting places to grow their own power

[river vessel]

My brother in the Golden Order, they were created by your lot to help with Erdtree burials. They were sacred until that Radagon came along and all the harmony in the Lands Between was up and gone

[analog lion]

Unconfirmed, try using something factual

[subtle cypress]

May chaos take the world

and my sanity

[river vessel]

Jars are found all over minor Erdtrees, their contents concentrated at their bases, they have the Erdtree Seal waxed onto their bodies, they are a peaceful and honorable people

[analog lion]

And these so called "children" are probably just made in the form of children to lure people in. They have no development cycle

[river vessel]

Welp. In that case May Chaos take the World! All hail the Frenzied Flame!

[analog lion]

Peaceful? They have attacked me on multiple occasions. They have attacked me in a catacomb, probably trying to graverob

[river vessel]

Or they were chilling in that dungeon, after having fulfilled their sacred rites in Erdtree Burial and Proper Death, that you Order Fundementalists care so much about, and saw someone unfamiliar killing their way through, invading the place the jar was protecting. Or shall I not remind you that you explored for the loot and runes inside that dungeon?

[analog lion]

The point is they didn't even try to reason with me, guards would at least tried to talk. Specifically in the catacomb that has the illusion of changing, They were the only ones there and could've very well asked me to leave.

[lapis flame]

“Hey, the way you broke into a sacred resting place and started taking stuff was not very nice and you need to leave”.

[river vessel]

Guards have never, not once asked before stabbing. Name one soldier who did that.

[somber bear]

Gostoc

[river vessel]

I...I don't even know how my introductory speech for Frenzy Chan ended up in an agrument with a Golden Order Fundementalist. I'm just going to burn myself at the Forge now

[analog lion]

They were at the entrance

Don't even get me started on the ones in the sewers, entirely unprovoked

[lapis flame]

We are tarnished, also I’m pretty sure only warriors jars can talk

[remote locust]

wow

[analog lion]

"I asked the villagers if you could pick some of them, and they said you'd be very welcome"

[dreamy junco]

Yes

[wooden cloud]

Oh, neat alright

[gleaming delta]

waitt idk what i wrote in that message

Go fight blaidd at rannis tower.

[wooden cloud]

I'll see if he's there when I boot up the game next

[lapis flame]

They can communicate with each other, not us

[vivid oar]

Perfect

[wooden cloud]

People are arguing over jars?
Jars are epic and cute, very peaceful in the village of jars and let you pick their flowers

If you poach them you're a jackas

[tawny oar]

And funny when they explode 😄

[analog lion]

There is no proof, and why would Jar Bairn say "So...please don't tell anyone, coz, but... I'm actually a warrior jar as well!" If only warrior jars could talk then there would be no need to hide this or even tell us this

[lapis flame]

They can probably hear us, the only jars to ever talk to us are warrior jars

[analog lion]

And the only notable ones we encounter are warrior jars, they probably wouldn't add dialogue for everyone in Jar town because there is no reason

[steep ocean]

You know what. Just for this one time. Let chaos take over the world

[rapid bison]

Oh my

[idle dagger]

Good sweet lordy lord

[sharp portal]

Boobies

[lapis flame]

Alright

[safe tapir]

fr

[supple oak]

what does this mean 😭

[subtle cypress]

i actually felt bad for her when she died, very unfortunate that the quest ends like that

[rapid bison]

Best pfp in the server tbh

[stone patio]

🫵💀

[river vessel]

Frenzy Chan is so hot, even the Erdtree catches fire...

[warped slate]

dk why me and him chilling but we are ngl

[errant nexus]

😂

[errant nexus]

Wat

[errant nexus]

Lol

[obtuse island]

your skeleton is a traitor inside your own body tear it our tear it our tear it out

[steep ocean]

starts crying. It's so scaaaaary

[thorny marsh]

This is what the liberals who live in death wish for the lands between

[subtle cypress]

those who died

[cloud drift]

Guys

Is godfrey bald?

[worldly otter]

Shut up

This is a question not to be asked

[cloud drift]

Well then

Is godfrey moises?

[worldly otter]

Moses?

[cloud drift]

Yes moses

[sterile tendon]

nice

[cloud drift]

I am a 90% sure that godfrey is bald or moses

[subtle cypress]

i dug this up from the bottom of my cameraroll

[analog lion]

Well Elden Ring spells have much less uses and a lot of the time are near useless

[gleaming delta]

eh

[analog lion]

There's like 5 ways to just move a crystal

[stone void]

Hello baby!

[rapid bison]

Depends on how you use them

And you’ll need to level your intelligence for them to be useful

And I’m guessing your intelligence is fairly low

[weary trellis]

divide the number of spells by 5 since many are upgrades or just similar
still higher
however the upgrades of the spells gives a mechanic of progression which Hogwarts legacy doesn't have

[analog lion]

There's like 3 non combat spells in Elden Ring, light(useless), heal(I guess), and something else

[weary trellis]

not to say that Elden Ring made even better replicates of potter spells

[analog lion]

Such as?

Harry Potter spells are mostly utility and therefore have more actual uses in their game world.

[weary trellis]

Comet Azur is a much better avada kedavra

[analog lion]

You're right

[novel fulcrum]

This meme seems to have aged incredibly well lol

[rapid bison]

So true

Elden ring has Ranalla while Hogwarts has Jk Rowling

[weary trellis]

see that's what I mean

[tame nebula]

Yo, anyone wanna play Elden Ring lostgamer.io? I'm having a blast with it

[vital grove]

if you count incantations then shadow bait lure is the most useless garbage ever

[rapid bison]

🤓

[vital grove]

have you ever used shadow bait lure

darkness is like 5-10 times a better spell

[vivid oar]

Eh, you can survive Comet Azure, but you can't really survive Avada Kedavra

Little plot armor baby doesn't count

[rapid bison]

Isn’t there a comet on the sword of knight and flame?

[weary trellis]

just block it with a shield

[vivid oar]

Wait is it really that simple in the new game? Well now all the characters in the books and movies look unbelievably stupid

[gleaming tangle]

daaamn!

[gleaming tangle]

Also femzied flame is so cursed like holy hell

[cobalt moon]

int/str build with Loretta’s mastery 🫡

[rain quartz]

I j chuck black flame ball at her till she gets really pissed then bak to stabbin time

[somber bear]

Aeonia her after her aeonia for maximum disrespect

[gleaming delta]

which scythe is this

[drifting sonnet]

Meanwhile hyette is still choking

[analog lion]

@warm mesa Starts here, read down

[prime badger]

Grave scythe

[gleaming delta]

thanks bro

[median dew]

Rob on top lmao

[granite mason]

Well huh.

[sharp portal]

Oh boy I sure do love crystal barrage and great glintstone shard

[gleaming delta]

elden ring betta 💯

[uncut cove]

I sure do love tibias summons

[sharp portal]

Order healing ftw

[uncut cove]

Crystal barrage a true one frfr

[subtle cypress]

just chuck a golden vow while she’s doing that

what’s she gonna do? get up?

[sacred dove]

malenia: gets up me: 😦 dies

[opal cargo]

it was at your side.... all along

[unborn arch]

Okay hear me out

[steep ocean]

NO

[vivid oar]

I didn't really get what the deal with all that white was

[sinful vortex]

Maybe its supposed to look like dead coral

[vivid oar]

Oh yeah that could work

First thing I thought of was snow but I feel like that makes less sense. There's also the fact that it kinda looks like there's fish floating in the air, which almost looks like they're underwater. But that doesn't make much sense

[sinful vortex]

Personally i thought it was a static-effect

Imo it looks like theyre presenting a memory of the past

[median nova]

parry this casul

[calm crystal]

Does anyone have the basilisk of the rot what is your wisdom meme
He said something about having something equipped while rolling onto a skeleton you kill makes sure it dies
Im not sure if it was a tailisman or armor

Ok i did some research, i think it might be the briar gauntlets

[coarse lance]

mfw no toster stroudle

[warm sandal]

Neon genesis and the frenzied flame have the same points
Both people live in a arguably depressing place, both claim that individual suffering should exist, and both cause the destruction of all life so they can become one.

Basically Tarnished, get in the robot

[coarse lance]

true

have you watched Crunchyrolls breakdown of all of Evangelion lore on YouTube?
it's basically the entire souls series

[gleaming delta]

lol

[warm sandal]

I now have a new meme idea

[vivid oar]

This is how AIs should be used

[gleaming delta]

Wtf 🤣

[gleaming delta]

How you get this in HL

[gleaming delta]

“Parry this you filthy casual” proceeds to point-blank cast avada kedavra

[median nova]

its a challenge reward for killing spiders, fairly easy to get early on just playing normally

[vital grove]

wtf

[void iris]

What do you mean wtf its trapstar Biden

[robust spoke]

Anybody play on PC and hasn't reached lvl 100, wanna co op and just hang out?

[gleaming tangle]

OH NO

[subtle cypress]

out of FP, nobody can shoot it down

[late warren]

omg is this real bro 😰

[errant nexus]

😂

[subtle cypress]

“show me”

actually never played a souls game, just elden ring

[earnest raptor]

Hey look y'all I finally finished the game

[pastel pawn]

Here is a non-ant version. Even the ifunny.co watermark is still there

[unkempt ferry]

Here's one without the stinky ifunny mark

[analog lion]

Pretty sure that's illegal

[lucid nacelle]

😂

[tame stream]

Bro what

[minor tree]

why tf is there a Rolex on it

[gleaming delta]

If you think about it. Elden ring copied mob psycho 100

[pine falcon]

there's more

[idle dagger]

im dying, is this a real thing??

[minor tree]

they Fr put the Kinect on it

[rain quartz]

Got a double a battery chillin there

[frank halo]

I would assume a timer

or some cartoon stuff like that

[pine falcon]

I hope not

[idle dagger]

the placement of the grenade sends my sides into orbit

[minor tree]

mods keep deleting my messages😔

[vivid oar]

Why is there a giant piece of broccoli

[tender igloo]

Anime

[coarse lance]

it does that sometimes, something about broccoli seeds and some magical kid with a bowl cut

[woven wolf]

Hello everyone!

I just wanted to say that this is my first time going into Elden ring and I’m so extremely excited for it. I haven’t felt this way and although I’m late to the game, I just can’t help but feel really happy about it lol

[hexed niche]

My current seed has her where godrick is... once I had her where radahn was, the summons was a bad idea

[raven mural]

Enjoy the Lands Between, fellow Tarnished

[gleaming delta]

Fire

[subtle cypress]

the video for fia looks so familiar but i cant find it anywhere online

[dreamy junco]

Did some "sus" things with his half brother that looks underrage, doesn't consent

[dreamy junco]

I never said it's not based, it's totally is, im gonna do it also

[subtle cypress]

[dreamy junco]

Mogh lore

[rose apex]

Based Mogh

[dreamy junco]

Yeah so based, sad that he will not be a god like he wanted(reason lore)

[rose apex]

He will always be a god in my eyes

[dreamy junco]

Yes reasonable

[dreamy junco]

Conter argument:genshin impact(don't need to explain why)

[analog lion]

Genshin Impact based

Go after LoL for a sus amount of 5000 yr olds who look 6

[dreamy junco]

What how?

[analog lion]

Why not

[subtle cypress]

aint genshin characters just children

[dreamy junco]

Did you play the game

[analog lion]

Yes, for like 8 months. Don't anymore though

[idle dagger]

Never played, but ive brought that up with friends who do and yeah some are, they said most are adults tho.

[dreamy junco]

Yeah but they look like teenager

[analog lion]

I mean there isn't a problem with that. It's the small degen side of the community that sexualizes the actual minors, not the game or main community at all.

[idle dagger]

Im not going to disagree with you, that is completely right in my opinion.

[subtle cypress]

they look super young

[idle dagger]

Again, not going to deny that.

[analog lion]

Closest thing to sus in the game I can think of is the fact Fischl(17) wears fishnets on a part of one leg

[dreamy junco]

You can have you're opinion but it's not based

[analog lion]

Explain why you don't think it's good. It's a fun game

[idle dagger]

Never said genshin was based

Never even played the game, i hear a lot of people talk about it so i brought it up with someone who does play the game and apparently its just people hating on the game. Ive never had interest because its just another game with gambling mechanics trying to pry your money out of your wallet.

Only gacha ive ever played is battle cats, and once i got to the point where i was feeling unsatisfied with the dudes i had i stopped playing.

[analog lion]

[minor tree]

[idle dagger]

[frank halo]

the nut 🌰

[dreamy junco]

1:to get good character(or in general) you need to farm a lot, a lot or spend lot of money
2:gacha game
3:(not entirely the fault of the developper)weird community
4:you mainly mash in battle
5:quest(not all) are uselly repetetive
6:co op is very lagy
7:to get reward you need to pay(in game money)
Ther's more but im lazy
You can have you're opinion

[minor tree]

omg far side pfp

[frank halo]

I smell a argument growing

[somber bear]

Welp that was delayed

[idle dagger]

Ghost ping?

[lime herald]

I found the red wolf of radagon in real life guys!

[pine garnet]

You failed the dodge timing

[pine falcon]

Beastman and crystalians over gideon and ancestor spirit?

also why is fire giant in the hard categorym? most telegraphed attacks in the game

[vivid oar]

Gideon is actually a decent challenge if you don't use spirits and you wait for him to actually start fighting

[young dawn]

big health

[vivid oar]

They should've given him a protective bubble that stops you from attacking him early, similar to the one that Roderika had at the cabin

[pine falcon]

the only time a big HP pool is a problem is when you rely to heavily on FP but don't have enough mind/flasks. I've always found fire giant to be on of the easiest bosses in the game cause a. if you stand right under him like 1/2 of his attacks will miss and b. the rest of his attacks give you like 30 seconds to react

[young dawn]

i just found him hard

[pine falcon]

fair

[analog lion]

Valiant Gargoyle duo deserve to be with Godskin Duo

[pine falcon]

yeah, assuming you are fighting them on level

[analog lion]

Still hard when "Overleveled" for them imo

I fought them after Godskin duo and Maliketh and found them harder

[gleaming delta]

We lucky this big guy wasn't a boss💀 or whatever killed him

At first I compared it to fire giant but fire giant ain't nowhere near as big as this skeleton

[obsidian cliff]

bad to the bone

[lament dirge]

fire giant is a bit bigger than the head

[wooden cloud]

Why is greyoll in kinda hard

[young dawn]

ik this sounds like cap but i was fighting him one time and he literally just stood up

[wooden cloud]

If she stands up just go closer to her and attack her body she stood up for the first time in my current playthrough out of the 5 I've done

I didn't think my blade would reach since I was mostly attacking rot mold but it somehow did

[wooden cloud]

Why does this keep getting flagged

[merry lake]

lol

[half egret]

i use law of regression in pvp because i am evile 😈🏳️‍🌈

[lament dirge]

law of regression isn't evil

arguably the best thing you can do

[dreamy wadi]

Law of regression is good because it counters buff stacking

[lapis flame]

That’s a fire giant, the one we fight is tiny

[half egret]

many have been slain while trying to re-apply their buffs lmao

[subtle cypress]

still playing battle cats, i dont know why i’m addicted, i havent spent money but the rng hurts

[idle dagger]

+respect, i loved that game but it just lost its charm after a year or so

[dreamy wadi]

Wtf is he trying to reapply buffs in the middle of combat

[subtle cypress]

still enjoying it, im still not that far in, only things i hate are farming treasures for aliens and the rng on some items

[half egret]

he just needed that 20% damage buff before i clove him in twix

[half egret]

turns out the counter to annoying dragon breath users is ambush shard