#elden-fun
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Love this
I hope someone makes a Meta Knight skin mod of that (even though I don't have a mod-able Switch)
Excuse you, that is a bass cannon
Real
Very real
lmao
This dragon is really hate me, even though he dead
scoliosis
crackhead energy
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Same vibe for the moon
Major wojack energy
Ah yes the one thing elden ring was missing. GIANT SPIDERS.
Actually scratch that. We got those freaky dismembered hand things.
The giant enemy spider!
stable diffusion
Children of Rom be like:
I love the noise it makes
Titanic reference
Ah yes, Corhyn bullying
god i love advertisements
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I killed Alexander because I finished his quest line and his questline required me to fight him
He deserved better than death
I regret my decisions and actions
I will miss him
But you got a great charm out of it!
You gave him a warriors death. Itās what he wanted.
True
Still really sad tho
It was what he wanted, a warriors death š
I know

Doga
I think my Chariot is high
Isnāt there also a divine tower in north Altus?
There are 6 divine towers
It is for everyone. I believe there is a bell inside with some ashes to contain them
eh, was just from the top of my head
You're holding a bell in your left hand, and ringing it releases the spirit from the box in your right hand as though it's a Pokemon in a Pokeball
Im dumb then, never really payed attention to it lmao. Thought it looked strange
Thanks lol, didn't really notice it sooner
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based
based
My runes are my power
Runes go BRRRRR
easy (new 2022) glitched 2 bajillion runes per minute real not fake punjabi click!!!!!!!!!
I should make a Link build sometime
no you should not
The first enemy of DS3 want too hardšā¦ the first enemy of elden ring thoā¦
He just like me fr fr
What souls games do to a mf
This takes me back on how I tried killing the asylum demon for 1 hour with a broken straight sword
How dare you slander Rick, soldier of God
Oh⦠I was talking about grafted scion Rick soldier of god is my fav enemy
Ah, forgot about the Grafted scion
Yeah elden ring was my first soulsborne and gotta say I went thinking it couldnāt be as bad as ppl were saying and grafted scion put me in my place
Pathetic
A few runes
Soon... soon i will have enough faith to use this monstrosity
Breath of the wild link would probably be fine in the ds universe seeing how he can parry
Cash
No unfortunately
Haters will say itās fake
Unfortunately for you. However, you are maidenless and poor
@void python oh my god thatās a lot.
@gleaming delta My runes or my wallet
YIPPEE

@void python Runes lol
@gleaming delta oh on
Where tf is Godrick getting his soldiers
Soldiers of steroids
itās cheese I swearš«”
Man i post something and it gets deleted immediately but yall posting just straight up food is fine



Yessir
Watch bet this gets deleted in five seconds
Oh my gosh it stayed this time its a miracle
average 6'2 110lb dude
Real
AAAAAA
?
Cheese!
āTwas tasty asf
Need me a good ol fried egg sammich
^^
Trust me you do it slaps
You aint gotta tell me
Skill issue
Now I'm trying to figure out why music that sounds like an Undertale remix is playing over a picture of an alien made out of raw whole-wheat bread dough with a picture of a skinny dude taped to its face
Well the statue you have to look at or you die and if you look at skinny boys face he comes and eats you within 2 minutes
SCP stuff is wack
I was at SCP not that long ago
Ain't no way someone is built like that
Got This a little bit ago have yall got plat yet
ur bot crashes my discord <@&894891802488885248>
skill issue
If you're on mobile that's because of discord itself
When an automod yeets a message on discord mobile, it crashes
A thought just occured to me. I would absolutely LOVE to see fromsoft revisit the gothic victorian horror vibe of bloodborne but with an open world like elden ring.
Looking like frigginā Eikthyr from Valhiem
Me thinking about Elden Ring
Open world would really take away from any potential āhorrorā aspects, the only scary parts in any video game are in forced linear locations
Yeah, (((haters)))
The fog is coming
what is sunlight?
Disagree, my first encounter with the tree sentinel was very scary
As was the many surprise boss fights
Revenants....
too true, the silly little creature flying dragon agheel was truly a terrifying experience
I had gone on a factorio binge and had over 140 hours in the past two weeks.
i definetely would've played factorio if i could get a hang of how to start properly
Its reasonably simple, just use the machines available to you at the start to make it to where you no longer have to craft anything to make research packs
8 hours a day for two weeks would reach 112 hours, how did you get 140??? You sure some of those hours weren't just leaving the game running while AFK?
Wait, is factorio one of those AFK games? 'Cause that would explain it
kid i knew in middle school was built like Scp096 fr
There were maybe 6 afk hours total
Well I suppose they could put all the horror stuff in dungeons. Be a pretty cool concept regardless in my opinion.
itād be a weird disconnect between the legacy dungeons and the rest of the game in that case imo, an open world Victorian era BB esque setting wouldnāt be bad per se, but I donāt think itād be as good as youād think and it definitely wouldnāt be able to hit the same kind of high points BB was able to on account of its linearity
Yeah I can see what you mean but idk like I said just a random thought. But who knows, if fromsoft ever does decide to do something like that I got confidence that they can do it right.
An open world game with a horror aspect would definitely work. Sure, there would be small little "town" type areas where you wouldn't need to worry about horrors, but then the small safe spots could be surrounded by stuff like misty forests where the visibility is low and a monster can easily jumpscare you, or an area controlled by mutated savages that want to sacrifice you. And of course there would be caves (similar to Elden Ring's cave system) where you go inside and experience horror aspects. Or those could be stuff like abandoned towns or huge mansions
could work yeah, Choo choo charles is a good example; however, horror in the way BB specifically does it probably wouldnāt, considering most of the horror in that game is narrative and focused around the concept of forbidden knowledge and stringing the player along to learn new things about the world at critical moments, you canāt really do that effectively in a truly open world game as it could ruin frights preemptively if youāve skipped ahead prior and already figured something out
like imagine if you could visit Yaharguhl post Rohm before the nightmare frontier or the hunterās nightmare, the whole Amygdala grab stuff would lose all of its mystique and intrigue
or visiting Bergenwurth before fighting Amelia and seeing the cutscene with Lawrence, the narrative weight of what was going on with Master Willem and the school and Rohm herself would be totally lost
I am now imagining poor me stumbling into yaharguhl or the nightmare frontier in the same way I stumbled into caelid. Oh lord I was so confused. Like I stumbled into good ole H.E.Double hockey sticks.
Also the only way I can picture how that could be worked around is if they made everything look normal until a certain event. Like how in bloodborne you didn't see the absolute off the wall insanity until after rom is defeated or how the mistwood gets a new addition after defeating radahn.
They could probably even make the "Trigger" well hidden, like how they did with astel(who I dislike with great intensity).

You're definitely looking in the wrong places. I've seen plenty of that
It is pretty weird that they did that
Just go to Reddit 
I never want to go back
Mortal enemies duking it out
It is a thing already
Cough cough a friend told me
Hmmmm
it's bad
imagine criticizing a video series without watching it, absolutely wild
I did, many years before I actually played it too since I was binging Mauler videos
Funny enough, it's so far my favorite DS game so far, yet to play 3š
I mean if you enjoy the game thatās one thing, saying the video series doesnāt make sense when Hbomber contradicts himself multiple times is kinda crazy though, either way I am glad you did watch it, I assumed you hadnāt since 99% of people who complain about them watch half an hour of the first vid and extrapolate from it, apologies for assuming the same of you
personally I really respect people who just DGAF and will make an 8 hour+ response to someone like that, if you think people care enough to hear your opinion on something, other people are just as justified to share their opinion on what you said imo
The average elden ring player when they pick up the mini ranni in ainsel
I didnt know you could talk to her until i saw it in a video
Lover, o lover
Time for jar!
elden ring players after they find out two different pixels are the same colour (it's reused content from lazy devs)
nyah
Im proud to announce i did it
G
Well done!
Thanks
W
Praise the skill!
does anyone have that meme thats shows melania or someone as "average your strength extrodinary" vs morgott chad "average hating the tarnished until the very end" and its him al shrivelled up telling the tarnished theyre a fool
Lmao
I mean how else would you dispose of them?
Itās⦠perfect!
take this instead
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queen Marika when ":3","support maiden", and "sans" suddenly show up inside the erdtree center (she is about to endure the power of the rune of death, the full power of the dragon cultists, and the sun)
help
Bad Tarnished who spam haima's cannon go into coliseum jail
i use flails like a MAN
EPIIIIC! Well done
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Merry Christmas and good Yule, fellas
It has been truly burned into my brain
the down side of attempting to get all the achievements in DS1, DS2, and DS3, is that place, that place in particuly.
They added the unaltered version of the beast champion armor
Mod?
Iām just as confused
Thatās been Iām the game
Huh never seen it
sharq
And here we go
Itās bait. Ignore him
witches of hemwick
Halo infinite
Siluriaās spear
Nicholas, Saint of the Yuletide
it's a bloodborne boss
BB overrated as hell but you clearly havenāt fought King Allant, Covetous Demon, or Royal Rat Vanguard/Authority
poor kratos
You just have to un-alter it like you alter other armor
so true bestie
I havent even posted here in like two days and im just now getting a warning?
you what..?
You can do that
Yes
How
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Just used takers flame on an albanuaric and he got his head stuck in the floor and I can't stop laughing
he tryina hide from the farming session but he cant
We trained for this dont panic
No witnesses
Iron slap
Ferrus Manus
brother corhyns first name is john confirmed
L + ratio + no maidens + touch grace + you have no runes
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Murry crimbo
Merry Christmas
Unironically me when my friends want to listen to my music taste
also boosted by holy scorpion iirc, very fun to vigor check with
I love to chug this bad boy up whenever I'm getting ganked by a host and his overleveled friends, their tunnel vision is crazy. I'm getting a ~90% squad wipe rate with this thing.
mhm, as much as I dislike it Wave of Gold pairs pretty well since when you use it usually at least one ganker gets hit by it and dies or takes 80%, varies of course but it can make them rush for the punish and eat the bomb to the face
Wear holy+fire scorpion charms and cast fireās deadly sin too for a bit more area damage
Wasn't expecting to see this here. Santa brought a Tera-Raid-meta shiny for Christmas this year
People at prom be like
me when razorrape "revenge of the hermaphrodite whores" album is playing
really good grind
the entire gatefront dead inside a box
this reminds me of the image of every human on the planet ground into a giant meatball
GAH
Thank
Wait did you think that I made it? Because if that was so then sorry I didn't make it but I got it for christmas lol
Tell them radahn has two swords
And it got game of the year
Yep, video games have bugs
@tepid wren in case if you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic
Woah, it's XS size?
It looks rather small yeah, but it's a fair size and I imagine it can be compared to how radahn sees the swords. But it is also rather thin
I mean do you want the actual size?
@tepid wren awwwe sooo cute
I like the way you think
herm yes let me modify my game and then sarcastically complain when it doesnāt function as intentioned
What's the loss here, you get to refight one of the cooler dragon bosses in soulsborne
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Malenia hardstuck vs Godfrey hardstuck
Still yet to solo her, I've only beat her with my buddies
I was forced to solo cause my phantom died to her first flurry
my fav elden ring build is the minecraft creeper build
?? How that works
ruptured crystal tear
I dont get it
The adventures of green blue and red tarnished
Own a pilum for home defense, since that's what Kaisar Oktavius Augustus intended
Four barbari break into my domus
"Matris futuores!" I shout, as I don my galea and lorica segmentata
puncture a sestertius sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot
fling my plumbata on the second man, miss him entirely because the fletching was faulty, and nail the neighbours dog
I have to resort to the ballista mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with veruta
"Gloria aeterna Romae!"
the veruta shred two men, and the sound wakes up my horse
draw semispatha and charge at the last terrified barbarus
he bleeds out on my floor before the vigiles urbani can arrive because the triangular wound from my sword cannot be sewn up
just as Kaisar Oktavius Augustus intended
Good ol' FromSoft flashbang of welcome
Hahahahha
Of all the most reposted memes, this one is most deserving.
brought to you by softfromware..
Wake Up You Gon Die!
dude needs divine dew to prevent what is going to happen to him
This dudes just floating
cat
hes so hawt and ||sexy||
beautiful
top 1 beautiful person
most elaborate Str Pvpers
Its out of control
ahh yes
my summer went hard
How many total hours tho
203
so only 50.75 bc of the 25% playtime thing, or were you online for 812 hours with 203 being ER?
I need help
i forgot how addicted i can get to souls games
Whenever i see the insult "maindenless" i can't help but remember the garbage IGN guide that recommended to use an exploit against "maindenless players who roll away in fear" or something
the worst part is the fact that the IGN build still exists
At least the exploit got fixed iirc
nope its still there
A h
Well then
bloodflame blade and fires deadly sin still exist they only fixed the deathblight exploit
At least stuff like BHS and fingerprint got a chonky nerf since then
i mean tbf they then made light roll the new BHS but yeah fingerprint got nerfed really well
Wait we flexing how much we enjoyed ER?
I remember calculating that in the exact 2 weeks span, around 63 percent of my time was spent on ER from the day it launched
whats the hour count at?
nice
Its well over enough after even just 1 playthrough
i wasn't joking about addiction to souls games i have
50+ on this and ill believe the person.
Also woah man play god of war or smthn
i dont care for god of war nothing against it i just dont like how it plays
What about spider man miles morales
that on steam or is that playstation still
Steam yea
Main menu music and intro song choice really introduced me to it, and the swinging got me stuck right then
Its just typical hiphop but it so fits miles specifically
i mainly have that many hours in elden ring from recreating characters and getting several of my builds up to NG+7 for when dlc drops
i deleted my first character that had i think close to 700 hours on them
they were like lvl 571 or some thing and it was too high of a lvl for me to call a build and ive done seamless but i enjoy getting invaded more then just running around everywhere without a worry ive never touched the editor tho
i just have a character on both mine and my friends account that went and collected all the talismans, armors and crafting materials so when we make new build we can start with what we want
2k hours. Dude u gotta try it. Having the elden star particles shoot renallas moon its a lightshow
i already dont like elden stars clogging my view id rather not see that with a ton of moons
Aww man. Dont enjoy rave? Pffff
i like having full visual awareness in a fight with the boss otherwise ill get hit since im blinded by my own spell
one mistake at lvl 138 in NG+7 is death
Oh no just launch it at anything
Or another example. Do you know what attack do those 100 leg/hand guys in caelid do? The magic spell
Rookie numbers
Ok so pest threads and then breath weapon. Or the crystal torrent with last boss tp explosion on each hit. U kbow how massive that is
what you at then bro
15k
lmao
I have no life, I need therapy
1.7 years worth of play time in ten months i bet you do need therapy
Yep
Bro played overtime on the time space continuum
he was playing in the hyperbolic time chamber
Hypebebonic lion tamer
You should see how much hours I have on dark souls 1 @unborn hamlet
Where is that from?
steam
How do you find it?
I just got sekiro and itās so good. Iām dying a lot but the combat is so fun, donāt understand like 1/2 the stuff but love it
store page shows it
Found it thx
Fastest death in the west
@worldly pond I haven't watched it yet but it's 100% malenias attack after the cutscene the amount of people I've seen die there is unreal
I was right
She got me good
Knife build? I tried one and had a very hard time
Your pfp is fitting for your untimely demise š¤£
More like elden mid
ngl, I like the godskins duo much better than the valiant gargoyles.
Elden fun/fashion but I forgot about the coastal cave after beating ng6 so heres a two picture story to recap lmao
fashion
liar ahead

Nice collection of Google memes
Nomadic merchants making their āmedicineā:
Because land octopus ovaries clearly stop bleeding
Alguem aqui fala portuguĆŖs?
5 pounds of butter? that's just a heart attack speedrun
Gold š¤£
Wife
š¤£
You cant do her shes made of wood
best soulsborne game
also correct opinion, GSD honestly isnāt that bad imo, Gargoyles is super rough at adequate level since youāre build probably isnāt all the way finished and the poison spit is literal bs with no pillars or rocks to break any kind of agro, plus the twinblade spin slam is genuinely undodgable at times, also theyāre immune to statuses so you canāt even sleep pot like GSD if youāre really having trouble
Finally someone gets it
GSD is worth it for the absolute BANGER of a theme
Absolutely based, one of the best on the OST hands down
GSD?
Godskin Duo
Ah
I'd agree with you but there are quite a few that i'd say are my favorites. Final Battle of course, godrick's theme, Godfrey/Hoarah Loux's theme, Radahn...there are so many
oh yeah like I said one of, Final Battle is my favorite personally but Malenia phase 1 and 2 both are great, Malikethās is pretty good too, and some of the ambient non boss themes are great like Leyndell and Limgrave
my soul leaving my body (i had 0 hp flasks) this was like an hour ago
Bro's crucified
bro this was like my 100th attempt on final boss like actually 100th attempt
Understandable
i rage quit because of the boss like 4-5 months ago and i came back couple of days ago
you do know that the beast has a weak spot on the tummy right?
yeah thatās how i defeated the beast
too many emojis š
fair (not a FF character reference)
the accuracy of this 
literally me for first 70 attempts
Dudes be like: āElden Beast sucksā
My brother in Christ you made the Status/Holy build and refuse to change your build or strategy in any way shape or form
i believe i am somewhat outmatched
single worst boss in the game
I don't get why so many people struggle with the tree spirits they really aren't that challenging imo
like yeah the constant moving around is annoying but they aren't hard
Clearly, itās better to come back later
@gleaming delta it's just their unpredictable movement I think but use fire and you'll be all good
Spent a lot of time in elden ring lol
Oh also this is ridiculous
Never played a vn so a game must be labeled wrong
Visual novel, narration, choice matterā¦
I see a pattern here
Im new and this was the first time I even saw the thing š¤·āāļø
I like games where I can choose what I want
Indeed
bad hit boxes, super high stats if fought early, (thatās the one in the fringe folk heroās grave and based on how much they took thatās probably a fresh character) tons of movement, fighting the camera, and just very high damage and health in general on top of pretty constant AoE spam
theyāre not awful once you figure them out but theyāre certainly not very fun or even very well designed imo, just look at the 3 in Ashen Leyndell and youāll see what I mean
doesnāt really work for the trio but either way theyāre a little tough in one on ones too
First playthrough?
yeah iām preparing for journey 2
That's what happened to me as well, not 100 though I get why you quit bro
any tips? or like things i must do before going second play through since youāre ng+9
Use your furcalling finger near the door, there's usually some heroes there
i already defeated final boss
Vigor and try to study their movements, I find radagon is more of a pain then Elden beast
like a couple of secs after this, thx cooldown kinda annoying
Oh okay 𤣠good work tarnished
get full use out of the bell bearing shops and locations you already have unlocked, donāt want to have you need something at the start of journey 2 you forgot and now have to reunlock
for me that meant upgrading anything I thought I might even consider using for a build up to +9 or +24 respectively since you can get infinite stones with bell bearings at the finger reader crones in the roundtable
alr thx
np
@sleek gazelle how did u do this?
like what
The spider graph
fr mfs out here trying to bleed Elden Beast
literally, just infuse occult if you really canāt be bothered to use one of your 11 larval tears ffs
elden ring players telling ppl to change their build as if its as easy as changing their weapon, as if they haven't spent 100+ hours fine tuning it in every possible way
I mean if youāre having that much trouble with Elden beast, you gotta do what you gotta do
it takes you 100+ hours to warp to Renalla, use a larval tear, and look up some basic strategies online? Damn I must be a speed runner Fr fr
doesnāt take me nearly that long, even if you need like the Haligdrake talisman +2 from Mohgās swamp as an extra crutch that takes an additional 30 minutes tops
itās annoying sure but if you fight the same boss literally 100 times without changing your strategy in any way shape or form I donāt think you have all that much ground to stand on when it comes to complaining about its flaws
Frenzied flame photoshoot
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Let Chas rule the world
Yes
Frenzied Flame was the last ending/trophy i needed. It felt fitting when i finally got it.
Poetic
Decided to make my own Elden Ring meme
The dragon in limgrave likes to do something similar where itll fly on top of the cliffs surrounding the lake
Nah that's Patches when you summon him for Radahn
elden fun š
Just don't get hit lmao
The new colosseumās got me like
"Better eat 4837 buffs before this fight" -the same guy that rage quits if you eat a magic-proof liver
And then
law of regression
What does that spell even do
Removes all temporary buffs in an area, yours included
More like "dont ever post anything even mildly off topic or mods will come steal your acl"
also removes illusory walls and floors
Fancy way of proceeding I might say
"If i don't buff myself, no one else will"
Removes the fun from elden truly.
No fun allowed in elden fun
Fr though the other day i got a warning and i went back through to see what it was that got deleted and couldn't find a single thing
The mods even skipped a second warning for me and went straight for the third smh
Damn sounds like i should keep doing what ive been doing and only coming here to steal memes
steeve
Just attack them while they buff if they take too long
āI canāt believe we almost killed you stevie āŗļøā
Man. Queen Marika you do me like this I had the perfect gif.
I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
You can actually post gifts, but only the ones downloaded, because links are not allowed
Maaaan
Law of Regression
Lol
Whadda HEEEE
No wayayayayay
Wolf Wizard
Wolf Wizard
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try running into roped grease into jumping attack
lmao!
what
What-ever major loser! Haha you have been pranked! Haha!
virgin
Thats what you are but what am i.
ok
Have a nice day dude
stupid ass kid
Skill issue
this was my first try


Bro has almost capped vigor as well
Placi is unfortunately one of the easier late game bosses imo, should post how you do against the other bosses when you reach them
like what bosses cuz iāve defeated many
Maliketh, Godfrey, Radagon, Malenia mostly; also curious what build youāre running
defeated all of them and iām on blood build but iāve used strength build like start of the game and endgame but mid game and after i finished the game i was/still blood build
Rivers of Blood, dual seppuku weapons, mohgwyn spear, what you running specifically?
scavenger curved sword x2 both seppuku occult

whatās wrong
very overused, pretty much every ER content creator has covered it as well, game is considered pretty easy when you can do over 10% of a bossā health bar with one jumping attack guaranteed every time
aināt that rly whatās blood build for? making yourself op to beat bosses easily
idk, some members of the community seem to think itās ok when itās not built around, like solo uchi and such, or RoB + cold uchi without using Corpse Piler, very semanticy imo but thatās what the communityās decided I guess
- iām rly looking to use another build rn iām getting pretty bored with blood build i was thinking sword of the night and flame build but idk
SoNaF is fun but itās very weak, if youāve seen it melting bosses with the WA thatās been patched but a hybrid int faith build with it can be fun regardless so if youāre looking for a bit more of a challenge Iād recommend it
you could try using blasphemous blade
sadly i donāt like being weak so iām gonna look for another build
is it fun and pretty strong? if so then i might try it
Blasph is pretty strong then as the other poster is saying, Takerās Flames does massive damage, as does the Godslayer Greatsword and Malikethās Black Blade if you donāt wanna be too op
maybe iāll try it idk iāll look for other suggestions but if i didnāt find any then iāll go with blasph build
still can't believe they missed on doing "the name is Blaidd, and im good with blades" š
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Itās not pronounced blayed tho. Itās more like blyde, but you make the d sounds like your trying to make the T sound
Except they might as well have spelled it āBlytheā because apparently thatās how you pronounce it due to accent and whatever, which is why itās spelled that way
Yeah but in the accent it would be spelled blaidd
Ye
but because of the British accent it sounds like Blade
Itās not British well sorta
pretty much every voice actor has British accent
from Ranni to Gideon
from i offer you an Accord to Thy strength befits a crown
the frenzy ending is the best ending
here we go again
i meanā¦
hes not wrong
i mean itās not about whether it is or not, but somehow someone or 2 people always ends up arguing with another person about it. I just feel like i see it happen a lot
Dragon cult incantations
pretty new to the game, quickest duel I've ever had lol
Do you think this belongs here?
I guess? I mean there's some pretty creepy looking mfs I just personally don't find it scary
But I see games that are less scary in horror frequently
Caelid.
anyone got reduvia they can spare
She did not lie by saying "You will witness true horror"
I wanna downvote this
That is a lot of damage
Why tho :[
because ondo is coward
is it fun to you killing someone in pvp with one hit? O_Ć“
a coward for people with big bonk? o_Ć
huh?
yes actually it is incredibly satisfying to bonk someone and watch them die in one hit or get them to just a speck of health from one hit lol
i usually lose if someone is quick and really good at playing defense tho, hammers too slow
i feel so bad i donāt wanna kill him but some ytuber said itās better if i kill him
Do not
what, you listen to vtubers now?
He meant ytubers, with the y
Kill them all. There's nothing special about them. You get the bell bearing and move the inventory they have to round table.
Even Kale.
the only merchant thats a pain to kill is the mohgwyn one since hes surrounded and hes tanky
none of them are that bad tbh, you get 2-3 free backstabs, they have pretty garbage AI, and since theyāre NPCs, you can pretty much stun lock them until they roll or youāre almost out of stamina in which case you just roll back and back off until you get it refilled and repeat
I can't go killing a man on a whim, I will have no people as a lord
Truth
Elden ring players try not to hate a playstyle challenge (impossible)
It is probably satisfying just one hit bonking people I just personally don't use it because I don't wanna spend so long buffing
And then your opponent pulls law of regression
Me when Anastasia invades for the third time
āWhy wonāt you die!ā
Bro that fight took me like 6 deaths. The hardest merchant by far and he was just spamming the madness incant it melted me each time. Had to summon my mimic
Deep
crappa demon
Its you
Your OP
ancestor spirit was so scared he teleported away and never came back ig
Real
Tweaked up the game's look with NVIDIA filters since I couldn't find a solid option out there. I tried to keep it as close to vanilla as possible. Started on it because I heard texture mods and shaders can get you banned in multiplayer // co-op and invasions. 
whoever filled that jar should see a doctor it's supposed to be red not green
Bro you pinged literally every mod
do you mean the slowmode?
it's made to be this way
that's the most idiotic use of slowmode I've ever seen
no way it's intentional
have you never been in a Progamer Discord
you can't criticize the president if u have never been one
I'm talking about progaming
like computer stuff with progaming languages like C and Python using Visual Studio Code and Github
i mean, that's cool
but it's an Elden ring server so kind of only Elden ring stuff
Am drawin a handsome feller
Gigachad
I did a little more work on the crystals on his head and his beard but crystals are hard to draw
Yoo whose free need morgott out of the way š¤¦āāļø
probably teleported under the map and thatās how it died
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Reindeer bro scared of skeletons
𤣠lmfao
Definitely the worst part of the game. Frenzied Flame ending is the worst for that reason and that reason only.
Honestly I encountered it on my first play through it aint that hard
same, I was already using the frenzy spells and vykes spear because they were fun, so you can imagine my surprise when I saw the frenzied flame down there
Hi
I feel too bad to do frenzied flame ending
Mood
pizza box
think its time for the little dyke to shut it
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first game that managed this

why he attacked me in leyndellš
Consider: Troll Knightās Sword is the ideal weapon for a Gigachad build.
Gigachadās two defining characteristics are his powerful musculature and incredibly based opinions, so a colossal sword that scales with Intelligence is the perfect fit for him.
It also has a very simplistic design compared to other int-scaling colossal swords such as Royal GS and Ruins GS, giving off an air of humbleness and unarrogance befitting of Gigachad.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Skumnut always has best vids
I've had no internet for a bit less than a week, I feel like I missed something
Imma be honest it just looks like you turned bloom way up š
Nah bloom is just on 5% I customized Sharpen+, Detail, Brightness and Contrast, and something else I forget which. I also updated it since then so it looks cleaner (I also made one that looks more like realism reshade but I prefer the vanilla look)
i realized the reason they made this part so agonizing is so we, the player, can get madness buildup in real life
Valid
Man got the double parries
fancy movement and magic buffs mean nothing to my buckler and ƩpƩe
Epic! Ah l'ƩpƩe, he got him with the good ol' parry stab
For once I side with the teacher
I agree with him for once
Bruh he legit died-
ok elden ring randomizer
what about the starscourge machetes
Fails to uphold the second point, therefore TKS better.
on the plus, its an optional boss
Is that patches
malardia
seems like a friendly person i wonder if they want a hug
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (yours is smaller)

(Seriously please Miyazaki make it a curved sword it looks so stupid)
(And maybe peel maleniaās scalp off her helmet so we can use it without looking like we killed some irish countrywoman and stole her hair)
We really should be able to alter the helmet to get rid of the hair
Thatās what Iām sayin!!!
Shouldnāt really be there at all imo
I also wish they could make it so maleniaās altered armour was just the prosthetic, but thatās not really as important
Saw this on a different server and basically died
Black Knife assasins are girls actually š¤
I thought that was like one of the most basic pieces of lore?
do this to the elden lord's crown too so it doesnt look like i scalped godfrey
At least you werenāt as unfortunate as I, who got Malenia as Margitt and Maliketh as Godrick.
And the fact that it was 4 of us on seamless doing a club only run
Which left us 2 options, Club, and Great Club which is not yet accessible.
Pain.
I was referring to the black knives
And I wanted to stay true to the template regardless as I feel like the gender roles arenāt really relevant when the main message is that they are big and you are small
The struggler's mindset
My experience beginning my FromSoft journey in a meme
Anyone Seen this Dual Wielding dude with Blades of malaketh invade recently?
hehe Destined Death go brrrrrrrrr
there are many dual wielding dudes with blades of maliketh invading
nothing about this game is fun.
Stuck on something I see
perhaps.
I canāt even decipher what heās talking about lmao
@vivid oar ain't stuck anymore š
tons of things about this game are fun
Yes
He's talking about Siegbrau. The drink that Siegward gives you in dark souls 3
ah i haven't gotten there yet
He is here to solve the mysteries of the lands between
heās gonna bite her ear off
Is that mike tyson?
the tarnithed
no, it's Mice Infestation
pike myson
lmao i was fighting nights cavalry duo today, then in the middle of the fight i got invaded by a annoying ass invader and unable to use horse AND attacked by ghost dragonkin soldiers appearing from nowhere

Win
to hear the full version of this would be immaculate
He's made it here

Yo can someone send this to another server
how a bot be sending those messages??
I know some people who use the bots to basically speak through. So basically the bot sign still shows up but all the text is being written and sent by a person
ah
Happiest mf in the lands between:

sully
I hate pluralkit so much
what is this thing
Something
hes beautiful
For once this meme isnāt true for me
I have seen this somewhere
JoJo reference?
Idk lol
Non Elden Ring memes ironically became Elden Ring memes for the situation
W, time to kill some gods
sounds about accurate
very true, Madness builds too
thank god
Can't wait for 2013
yep
Canāt get over with Jesus Christ beating the shi out of Morgott..
Epic
relogged and was spawned in the arena without any combatants etc
I know the is the meme channel but this just popped up for me
Same, but itās just a troll sadly
Thank you Rennala for showing me this video for my new pfp
This is cute
This happened to me yesterday š
Dungeon Amygdala is pretty fun for me tbh, I get why most people hate it but itās just manageable enough to be fun imo
mhm, gets even worse with the FRC variant
Yeah even though it took me an hour or so but i don't think i ever got mad during that time
I owe that to radahn he's the boss that tought me not to be mad at anything in a game
who is pidge?
Bro Iām watching some elden ring memes and this meme is literally describing my whole Character playtime
Anyone on down to help fight Mogh?
I can get about 30% health on my own, but am really struggling to get past that
a girl vs. boys meme thats actually good wow
tru
If I remember correctly heās weak to Bleed
Good to know, I really wouldn't have thought so considering... well...
Or fire. Heās weak to something. Try Children if that doesnāt work.
those are the only things i know
technically it isn't a boy vs girl meme
because you see, both struggle a lot against Malenia for it doesn't matter which opponent she faces, her waterfowl dance is always deadly
Love this so much
yeah true
So in theory, a bloody giant crusher would work bestā¦..
Finally beat Morgott at level 1
The work is done.
Yep
hmm
suspicious
hmm
not going to be a draw this time
The character who burned the Tree
It is a rite of passage
if nobody charged after that tree sentinel first thing, they havenāt played the game properly
funfact, i completely missed tree sentinel until someone told me there's a boss at beginning of the game. I was level 80 š
oh lord, that poor guy
Fist time trying out the coliseum
Here is some other stuff
I was sick during the making of these videos
ah yes
Margit: Bro, You require ladies
Tarnished: Cuz im maidenless right?
Margit: No, Laides foolish ambitions to rest
Welcome to the club we've got jackets
Judging by your armor, it isn't your first rodeo
My ng+2
I enjoy night cavalry just for the drip
Thank you
you got jackets? Screw having life I gotta 100% complete this game
Hahaha š yes get it done sir
W pfp
Epic moment
Can't you just parry the Night Cavalry lmao
yeah lmao
Victory on a afk farmer
Cheater? How he cheat bro?
@subtle pine well if you use your eyes you can see that I hit him and he takes no damage
He had his phissic on my guy... it makes you invincle but slow for a few seconds
Not invincible
I have 400 hours what on earth makes you think idk what iron jar aromatic is
Just high resistances
I should have been able to get atleast 1 damage on him if he just had super high resistance but iron jar doesn't stack with damage resistance buffs
Wowzers, how impressive š„³
Yo, was that me?
Might be, I can dm you a video. If it was, then you where an absolute pain to kill š
Ywah, show the video
corporate needs you to distinguish this picture from this picture
they're the same picture
Why did you post the same picture twice?
One is more fun to use
You decide, which i mean
twinblades my beloved 
I'm really hoping they use the souls format for the new armored core game. We will finally have sci-fi souls!
Maybe the albanirics should train more. Then we wouldn't have to slaughter them for runes
For all people who played both
Dark souls and Elden Ring!
Who would win!
The Dark Lord
Or
Lord Of Frenzied Flame
Lord of frenzied flame. Considering the lord of frenzied flame followed through and became a massively powerful being capable of burning the world. With the help of an outer God on their side. There ain't much the dark lord can do.
the pain
insert comment about RoB
first time i pulled it out this run
Imo RoB isn't that bad it just gets boring to use after a bit
Haven't touched it since like- April
Me and the boys
Itās not gonna be souls. Itās going to be Armored Core
My Brother in Christ, we already have The Surge and The Surge 2
lord of frenzied flame imo
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Emotional damage
100% true
Bet
The third one is kinda a late one
Alsome one it's not a meme just a good and alsome one
what making a channel only Elden Ring related memes does to a mfer

bro we get it you like men
It even has the pre-second phase quotes
My god you're right
it also realistically reflects the amount of heat the fire giant produced
as you can see it's indeed very hot
Indeed, the mouth is emiting smoke
there is no way that the character in the image was previously made for other purposes and was actually drawn over to become an Elden ring meme, right?
Yeah, no way.
Sauce???
Kimi no Koto Tabeteii by Noshime Nao

I always give the sauce
Back to lurking.
Tell me if its worth it if you do check it out
made with mematic
Holy crap Elden Ring stole from Calamitymod
Devourer of Gods
God Devouring Serpent
.
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Peak comedy
Hand it over, that thing, your dark sauce.
Good one
Iāll use that in the future
the whiterun guard lmao
Blaidd looks so happy
One of the more annoying bosses Iāve encountered
Funnest*
Lies
It has an amazing atmosphere, awesome moves, insanely pretty monster. Itās fun
Most annoying*
Pretti arena
Annoying f'ing boss
Like out of any boss I hate astel the most
Not even because it's hard I can win on first or second attempt it's just annoying
this post right here officer
As a strength build enjoyer I dislike any boss with a wonky melee hitbox
I donāt like how much you have to run to astel
otherwise i suppose itās a sorta pretty fight
wtf
Its the fire giants wife
is that terria modded or star bound
last time i played star bound was 9 years ago so i donāt remember much
I do not understand why Astel is so decisive heās pretty cool if a little easy imo
Iām a simp, and thatās okay
dead as hell
so true!!!
Thats a great pic
Kimi no Koto Tabeteii by Noshime Nao